1 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:11,025 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 2 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:14,377 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 3 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,714 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 4 00:00:17,757 --> 00:00:21,051 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 5 00:00:21,093 --> 00:00:24,195 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 6 00:00:24,221 --> 00:00:27,515 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 7 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:30,697 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 8 00:00:31,868 --> 00:00:33,898 Episode 10x12 "Go God Go Part II" 9 00:00:35,438 --> 00:00:38,691 Come ohhhn! Come ohhhn! 10 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:41,290 Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?! 11 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,714 There you are, Eric. What are you doing here? 12 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:46,634 I'm waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out. 13 00:00:46,691 --> 00:00:49,201 When does it come out? - Three weeks. 14 00:00:49,269 --> 00:00:51,800 Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn! 15 00:00:51,808 --> 00:00:53,242 It's time for school. 16 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:55,223 No, mom, you don't understand! 17 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:57,470 I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months. 18 00:00:57,508 --> 00:01:01,191 And now, every day time is slowing down. 19 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:06,090 It's like... waiting for Christmas... times a thousand. 20 00:01:06,177 --> 00:01:08,603 Eric, you're just going to have to be patient. 21 00:01:08,695 --> 00:01:11,103 Noo! Nooo! 22 00:01:12,626 --> 00:01:14,880 Principal Victoria, it is wrong! 23 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:17,410 It is wrong and I simply will not do it! 24 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:21,781 I care about my students and I will not fill their heads with lies! 25 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:25,301 I am not teaching evolution in my class! 26 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,570 Mrs. Garrison, evolution is in the school curriculum. 27 00:01:28,575 --> 00:01:29,953 We have to teach it. 28 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,881 Evolution is a theory! 29 00:01:31,936 --> 00:01:34,742 A hare-breained theory that says I'm a monkey! 30 00:01:34,776 --> 00:01:38,352 I am not a monkey! I'm a woman! 31 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:44,640 M, m'kay. Ya-you realize evolution has been pretty much uhhh... proven. 32 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:47,021 I warn you, Principal Victoria! 33 00:01:47,076 --> 00:01:49,980 Those students are not prepared to hear this stuff! 34 00:01:50,055 --> 00:01:55,492 Our students want to learn, Mrs. Garrison and they're mature enough to handle anything. 35 00:01:58,498 --> 00:02:00,493 How long until Nintendo Wii comes out now?! 36 00:02:00,568 --> 00:02:02,042 It's still three weeks. 37 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:05,291 Oh God... Okay, how long now? 38 00:02:05,347 --> 00:02:07,873 Will you shut up already?! 39 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:13,131 All right kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. 40 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,552 Oh boy! 41 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:19,171 Now I, for one, think evolution is a bnuch of bullcrap. 42 00:02:19,246 --> 00:02:21,692 But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. 43 00:02:21,736 --> 00:02:25,552 It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: 44 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:30,142 In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water. 45 00:02:30,178 --> 00:02:33,710 And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby 46 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,803 and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. 47 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:40,530 So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies 48 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,903 and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean 49 00:02:43,908 --> 00:02:46,793 with its mutant fish hands... 50 00:02:46,798 --> 00:02:51,053 and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this. 51 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,872 Retard frog squirrel. 52 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:57,902 And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish-frog. 53 00:02:57,988 --> 00:03:01,743 And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey and... 54 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:05,393 that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... 55 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,961 that made you! 56 00:03:08,546 --> 00:03:10,163 So there you go! 57 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:13,841 You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel! 58 00:03:13,846 --> 00:03:15,900 Congratulations! 59 00:03:16,806 --> 00:03:19,363 I can't take it anymore! 60 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:24,541 Yeah? You see? I knew that would happen. 61 00:03:28,406 --> 00:03:31,192 Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn! 62 00:03:32,056 --> 00:03:33,941 Look, kid, for the fortieth time 63 00:03:33,945 --> 00:03:37,860 pacing in front of the store isn't gonna make the Wii come any faster. 64 00:03:38,648 --> 00:03:40,760 Eric, you're coming home right now! 65 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,200 Can't I just stay and look at the sign a little longer? 66 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:47,721 It's almost bedtime. If you sleep then time'll go by faster. 67 00:03:57,765 --> 00:03:59,790 Oh God! 68 00:04:20,765 --> 00:04:22,480 Nintendo Wii Just three more weeks! 69 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:38,680 That does it! I am not waiting three weeks! 70 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:42,623 You guys! You guys! You guys, you gotta help me. 71 00:04:42,666 --> 00:04:45,583 Dude you don't look so good, Cartman. - I can't take it anymore, you guys. 72 00:04:45,636 --> 00:04:48,240 The wait for Nintendo Wii is literally killing me. 73 00:04:48,285 --> 00:04:50,763 Well there's nothing you can do, so you just have to be patient. 74 00:04:50,805 --> 00:04:53,541 No. There is something I can do. 75 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:54,713 What? 76 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:55,870 All right, listen. 77 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:58,373 You know how in space movies they put astronauts in suspender animation 78 00:04:58,378 --> 00:05:00,383 so that their trip seems really short, right? 79 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:01,940 I think I figured out how to do it. 80 00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:04,010 Do what? - Freeze myself. 81 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:07,303 If I freeze myself, then in three weeks, when Nintendo Wii comes out 82 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,060 you guys can unfreeze me. 83 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:11,923 The wait will seem instantaneous to me. 84 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:14,262 No. - It's simple science, Kyle. 85 00:05:14,308 --> 00:05:17,280 You'll die, retard! - I'll die waiting for the Wii to come out! 86 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:19,042 Don't you see this is my only chance! 87 00:05:19,087 --> 00:05:20,572 Dude, no way. - Yeah, I hate you. 88 00:05:20,576 --> 00:05:21,723 But I'm not going to help kill you. 89 00:05:21,757 --> 00:05:24,002 I thought you were my friends! I guess I was wrong! 90 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:27,991 After everthing we've been through together, you guys won't even help me freeze myself! 91 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:34,263 Principal Victoria, we are a devout Catholic family! 92 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:38,791 Do you mind telling me why my daughter now thinks she's a retarded fish-frog?! 93 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:41,142 I told you this would happen, didn't I?! 94 00:05:41,206 --> 00:05:43,033 Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware that- 95 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:47,452 We have worked years to instill the teachings of Jesus Christ into our daughter 96 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:50,801 and in one fell swoop, you try to destroy everything we did! 97 00:05:50,856 --> 00:05:51,702 I hear ya. 98 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,552 Sir, if you don't wish your daughter to learn about evolution 99 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,283 then we can pull her out of class. 100 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:57,801 You most certainly will! 101 00:05:57,837 --> 00:05:59,971 But Dad, I want to learn everything. 102 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:01,602 No you don't! Shut up! 103 00:06:02,698 --> 00:06:06,603 Well, I told you. We should leave evolution out of the classrooms. 104 00:06:06,636 --> 00:06:10,312 It has become obvious to me that you don't know enough about evolution to teach it! 105 00:06:10,327 --> 00:06:13,541 I'm having you replaced! Mr. Dawkins! 106 00:06:13,635 --> 00:06:14,901 Re-replaced? 107 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:18,913 Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned evolutionary scientist. 108 00:06:18,976 --> 00:06:21,462 Charmed to meet you. Ms... 109 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,970 Shut up, faggot! Principal Victoria, I can teach my own class! 110 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:29,233 You are to sit in class and help Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs! 111 00:06:32,466 --> 00:06:37,561 Over billions of years life has evolved from simple one-celled organisms 112 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:41,342 into all the complex life we see around us. 113 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:43,361 Whatever. 114 00:06:43,455 --> 00:06:48,552 It was changes in hereditary traits that allowed the first mammals to breath in the air. 115 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:50,643 Retarded fish-frogs. 116 00:06:50,696 --> 00:06:53,813 Ms. Garrision, I believe that's a gross over-simplification. 117 00:06:53,898 --> 00:06:57,130 Well, you're a faggot! Continue. 118 00:06:57,196 --> 00:07:01,820 You see, children, life has the amazing ability to change, to adapt. 119 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:04,642 Like changing us to the point that we walk upright. 120 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:07,792 So you are saying that we're all related to monkeys. 121 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:09,753 Well yes, basically, we are. 122 00:07:09,817 --> 00:07:11,402 Do you see monkeys at the zoo?! 123 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:14,232 They crap in their hands and throw it at people! 124 00:07:14,297 --> 00:07:17,991 Ms. Garrison, this isn't theory, it is scientific fact! 125 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:21,692 What about the fact that if I believe in this crap, you're gonna go to hell?! 126 00:07:21,737 --> 00:07:23,390 Doesn't that bother you a little? 127 00:07:23,457 --> 00:07:26,502 Actually, no. Because I'm an atheist. 128 00:07:27,877 --> 00:07:31,581 I've got you, you snake in the grass! I found you out!! 129 00:07:31,637 --> 00:07:33,092 I never covered it up. 130 00:07:33,097 --> 00:07:36,823 And if I'm a monkey, then I might as well act like a monkey, huh?! 131 00:07:39,607 --> 00:07:41,723 What on earth are you doing? 132 00:07:41,807 --> 00:07:44,741 Don't ask me, I'm a fuckin' monkey! 133 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:51,333 Principal Victoria, I was simply trying to make a point to Mr. Dawkins 134 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,972 about the incongruity of some scientific statements. 135 00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:56,933 Mrs. Garrison, I am pulling you out of the classroom. 136 00:07:56,988 --> 00:07:57,883 What? 137 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:01,100 Principal Victoria, I really don't think that's necessary. 138 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:07,942 This woman is very opinionated but, she does care about her students. 139 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:13,983 Very well. But there is to be no more throwing of feces. Understood? 140 00:08:16,406 --> 00:08:19,600 Ms. Garrison. Ms. Garrison, could I have a word with you, please? 141 00:08:19,696 --> 00:08:20,823 What?! 142 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:27,251 Look, I know you think we're at war, but I want you to know I admire your passion. 143 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,690 You you do? 144 00:08:29,753 --> 00:08:33,764 I've never met a woman with so much... fire. 145 00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:37,764 Well I... I do bring down a woman's wrath now and again. 146 00:08:37,841 --> 00:08:41,831 So much boldness in a woman. So beautiful. 147 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:44,162 I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a husband, but I- 148 00:08:44,165 --> 00:08:47,753 No! N-no! My, my husband is g-gone, dead. 149 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:51,242 Would you then... consider having dinner with me tonight? 150 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:56,060 Well, well, I suppose we could have a little steak or something. 151 00:08:59,177 --> 00:09:02,381 I've got a date! 152 00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:06,823 My first real date with a real man since my sex-change operation! 153 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,802 Oh boy, what'll I wear?! Hey everybody! 154 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:21,322 Close the door, I'm trying to freeze! 155 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:22,970 Eric, get out of there. 156 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:24,703 No! No, it's too soon! 157 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:29,850 Now Eric, this has gone far enough! You need to learn to be patient! 158 00:09:32,158 --> 00:09:34,282 Butters, get your coat. We gotta go. 159 00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:38,063 Go where? - You're gonna help me freeze myself. 160 00:09:39,405 --> 00:09:40,752 Okay. 161 00:09:51,596 --> 00:09:54,103 Well, how come we've gotta come all the way out here? 162 00:09:54,165 --> 00:09:55,891 Butters, if anyone else comes upon my frozen body 163 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,532 they'll try to unfreeze me right away. 164 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,163 I have to be hidden. 165 00:10:00,526 --> 00:10:02,800 That's good. 166 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,721 And no matter what happens, Butters 167 00:10:05,727 --> 00:10:08,753 you are not to unfreeze me until the day the Nintendo Wii comes out. Do you got it?! 168 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,981 Eric, are are you sure this is a good idea? 169 00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:14,101 No, it's not a good idea. It's an awesome idea. 170 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,471 Yeah. I guess it is. 171 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:19,472 All right, you got the spot figured out? You're not gonna lose where I am, right? 172 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:22,063 I got it. Big Tree. Oval Rock. 173 00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:25,253 All right, now get out of here. You can't freeze too, or else we're both screwed. 174 00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:31,521 Get out of here, you asshole! You're gonna ruin everything! 175 00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:41,302 Yes. Come on. Freeeze. Freeeze. 176 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,232 So I told my gynecologist: 177 00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:49,200 "You put so many things in my vagina, maybe I should charge you!" 178 00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:54,560 Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met! 179 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:57,130 It's almost like you're one of the guys. 180 00:10:57,196 --> 00:10:59,023 Yeah, almost. 181 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:02,072 You have so much spunk, so much life... 182 00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:05,013 If only you were an atheist. 183 00:11:06,386 --> 00:11:10,663 Well... Well, you know, I'm... I'm open to stuff. 184 00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:15,172 Why is someone as outspoken as you given themselves over to the whole God thing? 185 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:18,860 Oh I'm not... I'm not totally into the whole God thing. 186 00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:23,080 I just... I just think, you know, you can't disprove God. 187 00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:25,953 Well what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster. 188 00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:30,093 Would you believe it simply because it can't be disproven? 189 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,543 You're riiight. It's so simple! 190 00:11:33,606 --> 00:11:37,042 God is a spaghetti monster. Oh thank you, jeez! 191 00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:41,262 My eyes are opened! Hey everyone, I'm an atheist! 192 00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:43,882 Really? Oh that's wonderful! 193 00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:48,690 No, I totally get it now! Evolution explains everything! 194 00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:53,091 There is no great mystery to life, just evolution and God's a spaghetti monster! 195 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:56,670 Thank you, Richard! - You're so welcome! 196 00:11:57,176 --> 00:12:01,383 Would you like head over to my place for dessert? 197 00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:06,930 Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey! 198 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,161 Give this monkey what she wants! - Oh Ms. Garrison! 199 00:12:10,217 --> 00:12:14,871 Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey all right! 200 00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:25,631 Nin-ten-do. 201 00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:27,531 I'm coming. 202 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:31,212 I'm coming, Nin-ten-do. 203 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,581 Year 2546 204 00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:06,240 We have a pulse. 205 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:12,431 Can you understand me? 206 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:13,703 Where am I? 207 00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:17,023 My name is Shvek. You are safe. 208 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,120 Safe where, butthole?! 209 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:25,923 My friend, this is going to be a bit of a shock, but it is the year 2546. 210 00:14:27,155 --> 00:14:28,410 What? 211 00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:32,570 You have been frozen in ice for over 500 years. 212 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:41,382 Butters? Butters, you black asshole?! 213 00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:43,492 Please be careful. You are frail. 214 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,071 Is the Wii out? Where's the Wii? 215 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,583 Ahh, Nintendo Wii. A primitive gaming device used in his time. 216 00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:54,633 Primitive? It has motion-control controllers, asswipe! 217 00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,920 Young man, you don't seem to understand. 218 00:14:56,975 --> 00:15:04,483 Your family, your friends, everyone you knew, has been dead for over 500 years. 219 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:07,303 I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii! 220 00:15:07,368 --> 00:15:12,862 We don't play videogames in our time. There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii. 221 00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:17,693 No... Noooo! 222 00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:24,912 You must understand, children, that we are dealing with very large numbers here. 223 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,240 That's my man. 224 00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:31,960 So, evolution doesn't even happen by chance. It is, in fact, bound to happen. 225 00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:36,593 That's right, kids. And so you see, there is no God. 226 00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:39,173 Careful darling. The school board doesn't like it when we- 227 00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:42,281 Well there could still be a god. - What?! 228 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,462 Couldn't evolution be the answer to how and not the answer to why? 229 00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:49,662 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! 230 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,213 Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?! 231 00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:54,853 I wasn't talking about spaghetti. 232 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:58,511 Come on, you. You're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair! 233 00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:02,882 I have faith 234 00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:13,020 Ms. Garrison, I'm not so sure what you did in class today was right. 235 00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:18,800 What? But Dick, you told me the world would be a better place without religion. 236 00:16:18,987 --> 00:16:22,423 Yes, but to be so bold about it... 237 00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:26,881 I've just never seen a woman with such... balls. 238 00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:31,933 You've just been too soft on religious people in the past. 239 00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:33,623 Think about it, Richard. 240 00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:39,041 With your intellect and my balls, we can change the future of the world. 241 00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,631 Can you imagine a world with no religion? 242 00:16:41,698 --> 00:16:46,041 No Muslims killing Jews, no Christians bombing abortion clinics. 243 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,951 The world would be a wonderful place... 244 00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:50,952 without God. 245 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:53,433 You're the smartest man on earth, Dick. 246 00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:57,071 With me by your side, there's no stopping you. 247 00:16:57,137 --> 00:17:00,810 Oh, just let me see those beautiful breasts again. 248 00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:03,293 Oh, all right. 249 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,293 Oh yeah, baby! 250 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,112 Quick, General Disarray! Kill those superheroes! 251 00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:20,720 Yes! Now the world shall feel the wrath of Professor Chaos! 252 00:17:20,785 --> 00:17:25,510 Butters? Butters, you haven't seen Eric Cartman in the past few days, have you? 253 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,803 Who, me? 254 00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:32,303 It's very importance, Butters. He's missing. You haven't seen or heard from him? 255 00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:36,112 No ma'am. - Okay. 256 00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,840 Come on, Professor Chaos! Let's destroy this anthill! 257 00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:42,041 General Disarray, can I ask you a scientific question? 258 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:43,003 Okay. 259 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,621 Can anything bad happen if you completely freeze yourself 260 00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:49,802 and then unfreeze yourself three weeks later? 261 00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:52,571 Yeah. - Well, like what? 262 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,692 Like, you die. - Die? 263 00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:57,993 Well yeah. If you freeze your body, it means you die. 264 00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:01,280 When you wake up three weeks later you can be unfrozen, but you're still dead. 265 00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,622 Oh hamburgers! 266 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:07,581 Eric! Erihic! 267 00:18:07,656 --> 00:18:10,703 You just left him here?! Without a jacket or anything?! 268 00:18:10,747 --> 00:18:12,151 He told me to! 269 00:18:12,205 --> 00:18:14,900 He's dead for sure. - Wait! 270 00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:17,713 It's all different. Nothing's in the same place! 271 00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:19,350 Oh my God. 272 00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:21,711 Uh, eh, Eric! Eric! 273 00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:24,413 Butters! We have to get out of here! 274 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,792 W hat? - Nobody is ever going to find his body. 275 00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:29,461 You've got to never say anything about this, do you understand?! 276 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:32,242 He's dead, and if they know you had a hand in it, you'll go to jail! 277 00:18:32,298 --> 00:18:34,272 But I just did what he told me! 278 00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:37,673 Come on, we have to leave! - Oh jumping Jesus! 279 00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:47,581 This is terrible. Five hundred years in the future. 280 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:56,591 Eric, I have good news for you. We may have found you a Nintendo Wii. 281 00:18:56,656 --> 00:19:00,060 What? Really? Yes! Yes! 282 00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:03,561 It's rumored that there's one at the Museum of Technology at New New Hampshire. 283 00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:06,051 So I'm not too late! Come on, let's go! 284 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:10,973 Well, there's just th-there's something we need from you first. 285 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:15,821 You see, my young friend, you were unfrozen for a reason. 286 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:19,820 Lots of people froze themselves in cryogenic labs and we don't unfreeze them. 287 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,220 But you... are special. 288 00:19:22,285 --> 00:19:24,781 I know I'm special. This isn't news to me. 289 00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:27,470 You lived in a time when a great event happened. 290 00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:31,213 A glorious event that finally made all religion obsolete. 291 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:35,003 Now, the entire world is atheist. 292 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,412 And this gives me a Nintendo Wii how? 293 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,552 We believe that somebody you knew in your time 294 00:19:42,555 --> 00:19:46,303 was the person who first started our wonderful group: 295 00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:48,972 The Unified Atheist League. 296 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,192 Who? 297 00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:54,260 What in Science's name was that?! 298 00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:04,460 Oh no! It's the United Atheist Alliance! 299 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:07,110 Oh Science, help us! 300 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,482 Science damn you, Unified Atheist League! 301 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:13,681 Who are they? - The Alliance Atheists. 302 00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:16,510 We're at war with them. 303 00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:28,602 Jesus Christ! 304 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,763 You believe in a supernatural being. 305 00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:36,082 Oh my Science. 306 00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:44,670 I'm just a little boy from the past who wants to play Nintendo Wii. 307 00:20:48,925 --> 00:20:52,071 Put me through to the Allied Atheist Allegiance! 308 00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:53,700 Onscreen. 309 00:20:53,776 --> 00:20:58,933 Look, Allied Atheist Allegiance! We have the time child! 310 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:02,620 Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance! 311 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:08,450 Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control! 312 00:21:08,526 --> 00:21:10,471 It won't make a difference! 313 00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:13,242 This is the dawning of the sea otter! 314 00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:15,610 Know this, time child! 315 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:20,800 I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy! 316 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,240 What? 317 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:28,363 Otters! The time has come! Sound the nafferty! 318 00:21:28,428 --> 00:21:30,862 The nafferty! 319 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,943 So, it begins! 320 00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:41,240 To be continued... 321 00:21:41,306 --> 00:21:43,711 Transcipt: spscriptorium Sync: muter for www.forom.com