2 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,376 My fellow heroes, tonight, I stopped three murders from happening. 3 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,921 I don't know why, but we're seeing a huge trend in crime. 4 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,964 We have to find out the source of this evil. 5 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:52,700 Something big is about to happen, and it is up to Coon and Friends to stop it. 6 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,845 Yes, Toolshed? 7 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,098 Why do we have to be called Coon and Friends? 8 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,000 What? 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,143 We all fight crime together. How come we're just your friends? 9 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,896 Yeah we wanna be called the Extreme Avenger League. 9 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,896 "Yeah that's right! The Extreme Avenger League!" 10 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,901 I told you, Tupperware. Extreme Avenger League doesn't work. 11 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,154 - Why not? - It's confusing. 12 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,322 The Coon is a brand people already know. 13 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,032 Why can't it be Mosquito and Friends? 14 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,117 Nobody's fucking heard of you Mosquito! 15 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:17,995 Have so. 16 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,000 Look, guys, we need to find out what's causing the crime wave in the city. 17 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,450 Mysterion, you and the Human Kite get on the computer, and dig up what you can 18 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:26,962 Tupperware and Mosquisto scan the news. 19 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,614 Toolshed, you run a perimeter check with Iron Maiden. 00:01:29,615 --> 00:01:31,100 Timmy! 20 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,259 Let's work, people. 21 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:37,000 Uhh Mintberry Crunch, can I have a quick word with you in the debriefing chamber? 22 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:42,393 Ok. Uhh... I really enjoy having you be a part of Coon and Friends, 23 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,647 and I certainly appreciate your on-time paying dues and fees. 24 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,691 It's just... I don't... 25 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,943 I'm not getting your deal. 26 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,405 I mean, exactly what is Mintberry Crunch supposed to mean? 27 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,826 I get that you're half man and half berry, 28 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,287 and that your crunchy with some mint, 29 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:05,249 but to be a part of Coon and Friends, you have to have a clear and more superhero kind of identity. 30 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,962 Mintberry Crunch, umm I'm just wondering 31 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:12,548 if maybe you need to add something else to the Mintberry Crunch part of your costume. 32 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,677 Like milk? 33 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,597 No NOT like milk. 34 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:22,000 You see I really think we're on different pages, Mintberry Crunch. It's like you don't even... 35 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:25,352 Coon and Friends alert. 35 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:26,500 Uh oh. 36 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,235 - What's the alert Mosquito? - There's like a big fire or something in town. 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,194 What a fire? Coon volume up. 42 00:02:34,247 --> 00:02:37,295 Thought to be at least 20 people trapped inside the apartment building. 43 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:39,383 Firefighters are having no luck. 44 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:41,614 This is what we've been waiting for! 45 00:02:41,615 --> 00:02:43,046 Coon and friends, let's head out! 46 00:02:43,047 --> 00:02:44,880 All right, yeah. Let's go. 47 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,241 Yeah. 48 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:49,544 Uhh Mintberry Crunch, why don't you stay here and mind the base, okay? Cool. 49 00:02:52,393 --> 00:02:53,890 We have to get down town fast, Coon friends. 50 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:57,250 Mom, you gotta drive us downtown. 51 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,428 Oh it's a little late, sweetie. 52 00:02:59,428 --> 00:03:01,000 Why don't you boys keep playing downstairs. 53 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:02,411 Mom, you're the Coon's faithful butler. 54 00:03:02,412 --> 00:03:03,683 I want to go down town now. 55 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,995 Well, all right. 56 00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:06,858 I guess I can get some groceries anyway. 57 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,453 Into the Coon mobile, everyone. 58 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:10,693 Let's just hope we get there in time. 59 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:13,237 All right, you little Munchkins buckled up for safety? 60 00:03:13,784 --> 00:03:16,015 Mom, don't talk to us like that We're fuckin super heroes. 61 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:18,413 Eric, what have we talked about with that language? 62 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:20,302 One more time and I'm not taking you anywhere. 63 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:23,554 I'm sorry, mom. Can we go, please? 64 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:26,959 Unbelievable! 65 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:32,035 We tried getting in through the back. 66 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:32,847 It was no good. 67 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:35,339 Those people are going to die if we don't do something. 68 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,141 Oh, my goodness. It's a fire. 69 00:03:37,431 --> 00:03:38,405 Come on, Coon friends. 70 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:40,262 No, Eric, stay in the car, sweetie. 71 00:03:40,709 --> 00:03:41,853 Can we try a helicopter? 72 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:43,349 The winds are too high. 73 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:44,795 The chopper would burn in minutes. 74 00:03:46,00 --> 00:03:48,200 Alright what seems to be the problem? 75 00:03:48,212 --> 00:03:49,482 Get back kids it isn't safe. 75 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Eric? Poosie? 76 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:53,651 Whatever is happening, you need help from the Coon. 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:54,652 And friends! 77 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,352 Keep those children back, Thompson. 78 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:57,900 Please, sir...you must let us 79 00:03:57,903 --> 00:03:59,714 Sweetie, let the nice firemen do their job. 80 00:03:59,715 --> 00:04:00,968 Shut up, mom, God! 81 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:03,551 Wait! Look, up in the sky. 82 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:04,527 It's him! 83 00:04:04,889 --> 00:04:06,135 My God, it's really him. 84 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:07,466 He's come to help us. 85 00:04:07,842 --> 00:04:09,058 Captain Hindsight. 86 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:13,136 Who is Captain Hindsight? 87 00:04:13,738 --> 00:04:16,580 Captain Hindsight, the hero of the modern age. 88 00:04:16,848 --> 00:04:19,874 Once known as Jack Brolin, a reporter for the national news. 89 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:25,058 The hero was born when a freak accident gave him the AMAZING power of extraordinary hindsight. 90 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:29,184 From toxic spills, to unjust wars there's no task too large for 91 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,828 Captain Hindsight. 92 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:34,823 Captain Hindsight, thank God you've come. 93 00:04:34,824 --> 00:04:35,746 What's the skinny? 94 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,558 There's people trapped in that burning building, Captain Hindsight. 95 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:40,709 And the fire is so massive, we can't get to them. 96 00:04:41,961 --> 00:04:43,799 You see those windows on the right side? 97 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,818 They should have built fire escapes on those windows for the higher floors 98 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,279 then people could have gotten down. 99 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:51,545 And then on the roof they should have built it with a more reinforced structure 100 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:53,538 so a helicopter could have landed on it. 101 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:54,583 Yes, of course! 102 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:57,000 And then you see that building to the left, -Yes!- 103 00:04:57,075 --> 00:04:58,599 they shouldn't have built that there. 104 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,432 Because now you can't park any fire trucks where you really need to. 105 00:05:01,919 --> 00:05:03,624 Well looks like my job here is done. 106 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,721 Good-bye, everyone! 107 00:05:05,944 --> 00:05:07,650 Thank you, Captain Hindsight. 108 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:08,837 Thank you! 109 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:11,028 All right, everyone. I guess that's it. 110 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:11,963 Let's pack it up. 111 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:27,538 Oh, boy, did you hear about that fire downtown, Sharon? 112 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:28,958 Oh, my gosh, yes. 113 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:30,772 They said like 14 people died. 114 00:05:30,773 --> 00:05:32,375 It's just ridiculous to me 115 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:34,782 that didn't build fire scapes on those upper floors. 116 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:35,646 Ridiculous. 117 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:36,739 Ohh I know. 118 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,497 And if you ask me, they should have built a roof with enough support 119 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:40,614 to land a helicopter. 120 00:05:40,615 --> 00:05:41,762 I mean hello!? 121 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:44,537 Hey you guys are just repeating what that Hindsight guy said. 122 00:05:44,538 --> 00:05:45,634 Well yes, Stan. 123 00:05:45,635 --> 00:05:47,936 Captain Hindsight is our protector and guardian. 124 00:05:48,131 --> 00:05:50,165 We're just thankful he was there for that fire. 125 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,642 Now we can all eat in peace. 126 00:05:53,449 --> 00:05:54,399 Coon and friends alert! 127 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,590 Coon and friends alert! 128 00:05:56,826 --> 00:05:57,682 What the hell is that? 129 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,000 Who put that there? 129 00:06:01,322 --> 00:06:05,686 Alert, seriously. All Coon friends to base. Alert you guys. I'm seriously. 130 00:06:06,077 --> 00:06:08,123 Mom, dad, I finished dinner. Can I go up to my room? 131 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:09,106 Well, sure, Stan. 132 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,928 How did that thing get there, Randy? 133 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:11,749 I don't know. 134 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:12,897 Well, take it down. 135 00:06:12,898 --> 00:06:13,760 It's noisy. 136 00:06:13,761 --> 00:06:15,919 I can't. I don't know what happened to all my tools. 137 00:06:22,784 --> 00:06:24,596 All right. Toolshed is here. We can start. 138 00:06:24,597 --> 00:06:26,999 Dude, who said you could put a big siren in my parents house? 139 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:27,685 Yeah. 140 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:29,143 I almost got in trouble for it. 141 00:06:29,535 --> 00:06:32,888 The Coon must be able to signal his friends when a huge catastrophe breaks out. 142 00:06:32,889 --> 00:06:34,468 So what's the huge catastrophe? 143 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:38,106 What's the huge...Did you guys not see that Captain Hindsight guy? 144 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:39,304 Yeah so? 145 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,778 So there's a big super hero 146 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:43,425 out there doing stuff on his own and he's not part of Coon and friends. 147 00:06:43,426 --> 00:06:44,509 Oh Jesus. 148 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,668 I looked into it. 149 00:06:45,669 --> 00:06:47,032 And this Captain Hindsight is everywhere. 150 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:49,093 He's like some freelance butt hole scab. 151 00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:50,593 We need to make him join us. 152 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,602 Hey fellows...fellows could you let me out please? 153 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:54,787 It's been like six days. 154 00:06:56,378 --> 00:06:57,757 You aren't going anywhere, Chaos. 155 00:06:57,758 --> 00:06:58,764 Yeah but uhh...but 156 00:06:58,764 --> 00:07:01,661 You only gave me this bucket to poop in and it's full now. 157 00:07:01,662 --> 00:07:03,166 And I ain't got nothing to eat. 158 00:07:03,612 --> 00:07:04,635 You got poop, don't you? 159 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:08,490 Now the question is, how are we going to get Captain Hindsight to join Coon and friends? 160 00:07:08,491 --> 00:07:11,145 Who cares if a hero doesn't want to be a part of Coon and friends? 161 00:07:11,146 --> 00:07:12,127 I CARE!!! 162 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:16,313 Look, all we need to do is wait to the next disaster then try to beat Hindsight to the scene. 163 00:07:16,314 --> 00:07:18,276 There's not going to be any worse disaster. 164 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:21,570 What could possibly be worse than a fire that killed 14 people? 165 00:07:33,069 --> 00:07:33,727 All right. 166 00:07:33,728 --> 00:07:35,898 This looks like a jolly good place. 167 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:36,608 Yes. 168 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,085 Let's let her rip! 169 00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:47,304 That's it, lads. 170 00:07:47,305 --> 00:07:48,329 Collect that oil. 169 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,500 Uh oh! 171 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:56,240 Oh, dear! 172 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:03,516 Oh, don't tell me we did it aGAIN! 173 00:08:08,812 --> 00:08:10,777 Coon and friends alert! 174 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:14,078 All Coon friends report to base. 175 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,500 I'm so seriously. Emergency! 176 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,115 Coon and friends alert! 177 00:08:24,865 --> 00:08:25,881 Good, you're all here. 178 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:26,776 Take a look at this. 179 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:28,055 Coon volume up. 180 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:31,269 It's a scene of utter despair and catastrophe. 181 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,898 Oil from the ocean is spilling out out of control and the 182 00:08:33,899 --> 00:08:36,443 and the rescue effort seems futile. 183 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:37,612 It's horrible. 184 00:08:37,613 --> 00:08:40,326 We can't stop the oil from contaminating everything. 185 00:08:40,882 --> 00:08:44,300 Our home is covered in sludge. Where're we suppose to go? 186 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:49,112 Just lookie at all my scrimp here. My scrimp is the best scrimp this side of Louisiana 187 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,000 and that darn oil gotall up in my scrimp 187 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,762 and it ain't worth the slimea new baby oil just look at the erl on my scrimp 188 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:59,218 My god! Another oil spill could mean absolute devastation for the gulf. 189 00:08:59,219 --> 00:09:00,817 We've got to help these people. 190 00:09:00,818 --> 00:09:01,401 Yes. 191 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:03,525 This is definitely a job for Coon and friends. 192 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,318 Let's pack the gulf full of flavor. 193 00:09:07,587 --> 00:09:08,604 Wait a minute, look. 194 00:09:08,605 --> 00:09:10,591 It's Captain Hindsight. 195 00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:15,138 Oh, no! 196 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,630 What seems to be the problem? 197 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,178 It's that BP oil rig Captain Hindsight. 198 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,175 It drilled into a marine sanctuary 199 00:09:23,176 --> 00:09:24,808 and the environment is being poisoned. 200 00:09:24,809 --> 00:09:27,840 If we can't stop it, the spill could reach New Orleans. 201 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,885 Hmm. All right. 202 00:09:30,247 --> 00:09:31,626 You see where that rig is drilling? 203 00:09:31,627 --> 00:09:32,275 Yes. 204 00:09:32,276 --> 00:09:33,946 It's in too deep of water. 205 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:36,715 They shouldn't have drilled in that deep of water because now 206 00:09:36,716 --> 00:09:38,795 they can't get machines deep enough to fix the spill. 206 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:39,500 Ah-ha! 207 00:09:39,768 --> 00:09:40,805 Yes, yes. 208 00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:43,149 Now if it's a valve that ruptured, 209 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:47,460 then what they should have done is installed a back up valve in case that valve broke. 210 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:50,763 I believe they did install a back-up safety valve Captain Hindsight. 211 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:52,745 Hmm... Right. 212 00:09:52,949 --> 00:09:54,984 Then they should have had a back up safety valve 213 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,637 to that backup safety valve. 214 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,957 My god he's right. 215 00:09:58,315 --> 00:09:59,341 My work here is done. 216 00:09:59,342 --> 00:10:01,239 I'm off to find others in need. 217 00:10:02,107 --> 00:10:03,939 God Bless you Captain Hindsight. 218 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,405 God bless you! 218 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,500 God dammnit! We have got to get that guy into Coon and friends! 219 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:16,372 Can I help you? 220 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:18,768 I understand this is where Captain Hindsight lives? 221 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:19,643 Yes. 222 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:21,239 I need to speak with him, please. 223 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,500 The Captain is very busy dealing with the gulf oil crisis. 224 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:27,633 I believe I have something that can help him deal with that oil crisis, sir. 225 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:32,599 Mr. Hindsight, sir, this young man would like a word. 226 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,338 Please, sit down, what can I do for you? 227 00:10:34,669 --> 00:10:37,903 Mr. Hindsight, I represent some very high profile people. 228 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:41,025 I've been asked to give you some exciting news. 229 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:43,132 You have been preapproved to 230 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,379 become the newest member of Coon and friends. 231 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:46,745 Of what? 232 00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:48,719 I know the Coon personally. 233 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,121 And I can tell you being a Coon friend is the very highest honor. 234 00:10:51,122 --> 00:10:52,553 As you can see in those papers, 235 00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:54,595 your first three months of dues have actually been waived. 236 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,458 This must be amazingly exciting for you. 237 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:59,900 Captain Hindsight, Captain Hindsight please come in. 237 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,600 Go ahead. 238 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,067 The oil keeps coming out. 239 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,543 We've got other rigs now catching fire. 240 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:06,845 Listen, they should have hosed down the other rigs as soon as the spill began. 241 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:07,771 Then that wouldn't have happened. 242 00:11:07,772 --> 00:11:08,914 Right, thank you. 243 00:11:08,915 --> 00:11:13,417 Captain Hindsight, the dolphins that those volunteers have cleaned of oil are dying. 244 00:11:13,627 --> 00:11:14,792 Get down to the volunteers 245 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,600 and tell them they should have used a nonbleaching cleanser. 246 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,112 Commissioner? -Yes.- 247 00:11:18,113 --> 00:11:19,456 Tell Brett Favre he should've never 248 00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:21,379 sent actual pictures of his shlong. 249 00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:24,919 Ohhh! it's not a blessing, it's a curse. 250 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,753 So anyways, if you want to just start filling out the form, 251 00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:32,506 we'll get you enrolled in Coon and friends right away. 252 00:11:32,507 --> 00:11:34,566 Look, I'm sorry, kid, but I work alone. 253 00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:39,044 Well, see the problem with that is there's a superhero union called Coon and Friends. 254 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:41,828 and If you refuse to be a part of that union, you are a scab. 255 00:11:41,829 --> 00:11:43,871 Get this kid out of here. I have to think. 256 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:48,392 Fine! You'll be hearing from my la-- the Coon's lawyer, sir! 257 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:53,294 The BP oil spill in the gulf continues to get worse every day. 258 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:55,241 As public anger towards the BP 259 00:11:55,242 --> 00:11:58,450 company grows, their president released this statement. 260 00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:00,688 Hello. I'm Tony Hayward. 261 00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:03,254 President and CEO of BP. 262 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,916 Our accidental drilling spill AGAIN in the gulf is a tragedy that 263 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,060 should have never happened. 264 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,914 And to all those affected, I want to say 265 00:12:11,571 --> 00:12:13,747 we are deeply sorry. 266 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,033 We're sorry. 267 00:12:17,785 --> 00:12:18,815 We're sorry. 268 00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:21,716 We're sorry. 269 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:25,812 Sorry. 270 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,139 BP is taking full responsibility 271 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,764 for cleaning up the spill in the gulf. 272 00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:33,011 And in doing so, we have changed our name 273 00:12:33,012 --> 00:12:36,194 from beyond petroleum to dependable petroleum. 274 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:41,175 DP, we no longer fuck the earth, we DP it. 275 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:47,017 Gentlemen, my attempts to recruit Captain Hindsight into 276 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,585 Coon and friends have been unsuccessful. 277 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,242 But I believe I've come up with a solution. 278 00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:51,427 Coon vision on. 279 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:52,965 All we need to do is get 280 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:55,816 pictures of Captain Hindsight naked with Courtney Love. 281 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,120 Then we'll tell him if he doesn't join us, we'll put them on the Internet. 282 00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,258 How do we get pictures of him naked with Courtney Love 283 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:01,301 Simple Toolshed. 284 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,302 Coon slide 2 284 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,031 We dress Professor Chaos up as Courtney Love. 285 00:13:05,032 --> 00:13:08,587 Take pictures of him naked with a homeless guy then photoshop Hindsight's face onto it it. 286 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,491 Me? Aww come on fellas, 287 00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,181 Don't make me be Courtney Love. 288 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,522 We gotta get to work fast people. Coon and friends ho! 289 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,670 You want us to take naked pictures of Butters to use as blackmail? 289 00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,670 That doesn't sound very superhero-like. 290 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:25,203 That's because you think small, Mosquito You have a tiny little mosquito brain. 290 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,800 That's why you don't come up with the plans. 291 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,912 No no look. What's going on down in the gulf is much more important than blackmailing another hero. 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Agreed 292 00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:34,596 Oh, who cares about some oil spill environment crap 293 00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:36,436 Mosquito has a good plan Cartman. Hear him out. 294 00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:38,817 You don't know that I'm Cartman because my true identity is secret! 295 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,054 We all have a say in this organization, Coon. 296 00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:42,332 Let Mosquito talk. 297 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,686 All right, Mosquito. 298 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:46,213 How do you want to help people suffering in the gulf crisis? 299 00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:49,470 I think we should help raise money for the relief aid by having a bake sale. 299 00:13:49,471 --> 00:13:51,500 A bake sale? 300 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,471 I have a recipe from lemon bars from my mom. 301 00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:56,455 We could wear our costumes outside the grocery store and sell lemon bars, 301 00:13:56,455 --> 00:13:58,100 which would be a good deed and help people. 302 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,641 We're super heroes, not fucking girl scouts. 303 00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:02,079 Those people down there need help. 304 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,924 Sometimes being a hero means helping in smaller ways. 304 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Timmy! 304 00:14:06:001 --> 00:14:08:168 You think selling lemon bars is helpful to mankind? 305 00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:10,580 More helpful than taking naked pictures of Butters. 306 00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:11,585 Shut up Mintberry Crunch! 307 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:12,835 You aren't even anything! 308 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:14,020 And that's another think. 309 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:15,662 No more picking on Mintberry Crunch. 310 00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:17,600 Oh? What are you, the boss now? No. 311 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:18,658 But we're all equal. 312 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:20,216 From now on, we vote. 313 00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:21,495 Who wants to go with my plan? 314 00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:27,217 Sounds awesome. Let's do it. 315 00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:28,259 To the grocery store! 316 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,016 As we walked along the road to the grocery store, my 317 00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,464 Coon sense started tingling. 318 00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:41,427 Something was wrong, very wrong 318 00:14:41,427 --> 00:14:44,500 I've learned to trust my Coon sense. It has always been my guide. 319 00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,224 and so I knew I must act. 320 00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:48,584 A Coon must know when to defend itself. 321 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,155 Well, now we're back to normal. 322 00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,374 Just like before and all forgotten, right, right? 323 00:15:40,222 --> 00:15:43,016 Right, right. Right. 324 00:15:43,838 --> 00:15:46,727 Cool! So what's next for Coon and friends? 325 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,868 Another crisis in the gulf of Mexico as the oil company DP has 326 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,557 once again made a huge error. 327 00:15:56,901 --> 00:16:01,096 This time the oil company has accidentally ripped a hole into another dimension. 328 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:08,050 The oil company stated that it knew another dimension was there 329 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,695 but didn't think drilling into it would prove problematic. 330 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,285 Now hundreds of creatures from another dimension are spilling 331 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:16,555 out into our reality and wreaking havoc. 332 00:16:18,087 --> 00:16:20,173 Hello. I'm Tony Hayward. 333 00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:21,763 CEO of DP. 334 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,732 Tearing a hole into another dimension is a tragedy that 335 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,963 should have never happened. 336 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:28,773 And as CEO, I would like to say, 337 00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,242 We're sorry. 337 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 We're sorry. 337 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,000 We're sorry. 337 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,000 Sorry...I can't help being a manipulative douche. 338 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:47,005 Captain Hindsight... sir? 339 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,621 Calls for help are pouring in, you've got to get out to the gulf. 340 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,717 I can't help anyone right now. 341 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,459 Something came up. 342 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,379 What, sir? 343 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,751 You know you can tell me. 344 00:16:57,339 --> 00:17:01,054 Do you remember last week when I got really, really drunk? 345 00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:04,096 Yes, sir. Look at those photos on the desk. 346 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:12,009 My God is that you and Courtney Love? 347 00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:13,811 Of course, it's Courtney Love. 348 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,995 But when did you have... I don't remember. 349 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,321 That's just the point. 350 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:19,416 I get drunk. I don't remember things. 351 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:21,209 I shouldn't have drank that much. 352 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,672 And I shouldn't have mixed alcohols. 353 00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,020 Alcohol shouldn't be legal. 354 00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:25,168 Oh, it's maddening! 355 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,900 It doesn't matter now, sir. 356 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,168 People are getting hurt in the gulf and they need to 357 00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,483 know what they could have done. 358 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,688 I should have never kept that bottle of MacAllen in the pantry. 359 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:35,100 I should've never gotten around Courtney Love and a camera. 359 00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:36,543 I should have... -Sir, Sir!- 360 00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:40,016 Creatures from another dimension continue to wreak havoc in the gulf. 361 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:44,087 And the question everybody is asking is where is Captain Hindsight? 362 00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:46,377 Where are you, Captain Hindsight!? 363 00:17:46,914 --> 00:17:50,319 -Too thick of cajun for my poor ears- 364 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:54,955 With Captain Hindsight missing what superheroes can save the gulf now? 365 00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:58,210 My fellow superheroes, I have done it. 366 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,938 Hindsight is taken care of. 367 00:17:59,939 --> 00:18:03,126 And now the country can finally be made aware of Coon and Friends 368 00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,516 There's more important things to discuss right now. 369 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,677 Right, Toolshed. 370 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:09,882 Now, how do we deal with these creatures from another dimension? 371 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,316 He means we need to discuss things with you! 371 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,000 Ok, what? 372 00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:14,803 I don't want to tell him. 373 00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:15,778 Tupperware, you tell him. 374 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,954 I don't want to tell him either. 375 00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:18,380 I'll tell him. 376 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,866 Coon, I'm sorry but we're kicking you out of Coon and friends. 377 00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:25,102 You're kicking ME out of Coon and friends? 378 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,582 We all voted and it was unanimous. 379 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,336 You can't kick me out of Coon and friends. 380 00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:30,642 I'm the fucking Coon!!! 381 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,395 Look, we just believe that you have your goals and ways of doing things 382 00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:34,916 and they conflict with what we want to accomplish. 383 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,923 But we get the headquarters and all the equipment. 384 00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:37,914 You don't keep anything! 385 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:40,320 This is my basement and I'll tell my mom on you guys! 386 00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,582 We've already discussed this with her. Mrs. Cartman? 387 00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:43,953 Yes, Mysterion? 388 00:18:44,264 --> 00:18:46,415 Please escort the Coon OUT of our secret base. 388 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,137 Eric, I talked to you about beating up your friends, didn't I? 389 00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,517 Mom, what the fuck? THE fuck ARE you doing? 390 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,069 Eric, you do not beat up your friends. 391 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:56,173 and I told you I've had it with your language. 392 00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,645 Your punishment is that your friends 393 00:18:57,646 --> 00:18:59,510 will just play superheroes without you. 394 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:01,822 Go to your room! -YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!- 395 00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:06,106 Oh, dear! We have certainly pooped our trousers this time. 396 00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:09,887 Yes, I'm afraid it's going to take more than another "I'm sorry" campaign to 397 00:19:09,888 --> 00:19:11,279 please everyone this time. 398 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,367 Oh, what a right pickle we're in. 399 00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:18,834 There is no way to cut the dimensional portal, I'm afraid. 400 00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:22,558 The ocean currents and swells are simply too much to get any machines in. 401 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,139 Wait a tick. 402 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,761 Currents and swells, that's it. 403 00:19:25,762 --> 00:19:27,535 I think I know how to fix this. 404 00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:28,608 How, by Jove. 405 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,365 We drill. 406 00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:31,581 Drill, Of course. 407 00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,719 Good idea. -Yes, yes Of course!- 408 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,488 I believe that if we drilled 409 00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:39,168 on the moon, changing its gravitational pull on the ocean swells, 410 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:41,291 we could cap the dimensional spill. 411 00:19:41,773 --> 00:19:43,375 I don't quite get it. 412 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:46,043 We got into this mess by drilling here and here. 413 00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:48,579 Now we need to drill here. 414 00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,321 That looks extremely promising. 415 00:19:54,322 --> 00:19:56,738 Our environment should stabilize if it's getting 416 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,532 drilled here, here and here at the same time. 417 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,150 The seismic forces will be massive. 418 00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:03,766 Do you think the moon can take it? 419 00:20:05,092 --> 00:20:06,771 Oh, she'll take it. 420 00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:23,737 The DP oil company today drilled into the moon and 421 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,352 appears to have caused even greater problems. 422 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:29,936 Uh oh. I have a feeling we better get into our costumes again guys. 423 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,658 Tom, the DP oil company has had another drilling accident. 424 00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:35,152 This time they have appeared to 425 00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:40,019 have unleashed the dark and mighty Cthulhu. 426 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,603 The rise of Cthulhu from another 427 00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:44,202 dimension brings about 3,000 years of darkness, Tom. 428 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,606 Where we will all be driven to 429 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,408 madness and made to serve as Cthulhu's cultist slaves. 430 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:51,647 The president of DP oil released this press statement. 431 00:20:56,105 --> 00:21:01,461 As president of DP oil I want to say... We're sorry. 432 00:21:02,618 --> 00:21:04,837 I'm deeply sorry. 433 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,250 Sorry. 433 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,935 Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. 434 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,371 Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he rein. 435 00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,587 It's up to us, guys. Let's get to the gulf! 436 00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:32,153 Darkness has taken over our town. 437 00:21:33,446 --> 00:21:35,872 The Coon friends have given in to evil. 438 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,500 It's up to the Coon to stop them. 439 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Assholes! 438 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,500 Edited by dedicated South Park fan SK Matthyas who got too tired of too many crappy subs out there for this episode! Die hippies!