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Previously on Battlestar Galactica

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- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland

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We have to get outta here!

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- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters!!

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Terrorists have just attacked...

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our imagination.

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If the terrorists blow that barrier all
the most evil things ever imagined

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- ... are gonna pour out
- Allah!!

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Butters! Time for breakfeast.

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But...

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Oh, jeez, it was just a dream

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C'mon, Butters, mom's cooked waffles
and 'nanas for you

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Oh, mom, dad!

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I dreamed I was in Imaginationland
and then terrorists attacked it...

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You are in Imaginationland!
This is a dream.

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Hey, wake up, stupid!

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C'mon, wake up, kid!

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No, wait! I was back home in bed!

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No, you passed out and peed your pants!

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Look!
The evil of Imaginationland is coming out!

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- Oh, hamburguers!
- Allah!!

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Everyone fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!

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Come with me, little boy,
I'm going to get you home!

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It's Alien!

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Predator!

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Look, we already told you everything we know!

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Some guy just showed up in a big ballon
and took us into Imaginationland!

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What we want to know is how!

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We need to find a way into Imaginationland.

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You've been there. How did you do it?

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We just....
went on a ballon ride

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There must have been some
kind of portal or dorway

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Dude, we don't remember

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Do you realize what's going on here?
Terrorists have attacked our imagination

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and now our imaginations are running wild

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You better start remembering!

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It was the chinese, wasnt'it?

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What?

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We've suspected that the chinese government
was working on a doorway to the imagination

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- It's that where you were?!
- No!

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That's it, isn't it?

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Where do the chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?

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- Is it better than ours?
- Your what?

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Our portal to the imagination build as a
secret project back in 1962 to fight the soviets...

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Tom?!

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That's super secret!

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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

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Wait... the US government has
a portal to the imagination?

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Oh, see? Good job, Tom!

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Why don't you just tell them
everything about Project X?

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Yes, sir!

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We build a portal to the imagination to use
against the russians during the cold war

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- but we never...
- That was sarcasm!

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I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot!

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Oh, jez, I'm really sorry, sir

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If you already built a door to the
imagination, then why do you need us?

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Alright, we might as well show it to 'em
Goddamn it, Tom

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Every night the dream is the same...

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I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle...

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because we had a bet that if I could
prove leprechauns were real

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he would suck my balls

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And it turns out, I was right

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Time to pay up, Kyle

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But then...

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No!

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Nooo!

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It's been taken from me
I have dry balls

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Balls so dry... they explode like dust.

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You OK, kid?

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No

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I've got dry balls

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And I'm running out of time

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Ever since the cold war, the US government
has been working on a secret project

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to build a doorway into the imagination

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It is called...

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Project Imagination Doorway

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That's not very imaginative

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According to all the test and the data
the doorway should work

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but... it never has

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But we're close, sir
We're real close

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They've been saying that for over 40 years

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You're the ones, right?

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The kids that have been
inside the imagination

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I.. I guess

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What was the sequence
that got you inside?

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We know there's some kind of resonance
code, but we can't figure it out

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Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the ballon just went up in the air

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and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there

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Song? You didn't say anything
about a song before

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What song?

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The imagination song?

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That could be it

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The fractal convertor has never worked
because it was waiting for a multitonal code

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Quick, boys! How does the imagination song go?

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Imagination..

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...imaginaaation...

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Sir, I'm getting some electro
feedback from the gate!

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It's weak, but it's nano responding to something

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Was there more to the imagination song?
How does the rest of it go?

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Imaaaaginatioonn...

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...imaginaaa..

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No, no, dude, it went up there...

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- ... imaginaa-a..
- Imagina-a..

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Dude, we don't remember!
It was really long and stupid!

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I'm just about thru playing with you, boys

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We're running out of time!

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You have to remember that
song in its entirety!

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Mayor, mayor, what are we supossed to do?

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Please, sir, I have to get home to my world!

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Oh, well!

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All you have to do is tap your heels
together 3 times

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Really?

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No, you fucking dipshit,
that was a joke!

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Mayor, what are we supossed to do,
snarf, snarf?

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Get to Castle Sunshine
It's your only hope!

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- Castle Sunshine?
- Thru the Gumdrop Forest

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Others will be hiding there
Go, run!

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Look out for the evil characters!

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They're assembling on the Yum-Yum Mountain!

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We are free!

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Now all of Imaginationland is ours!

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Not all, foolish orc

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There are still parts of Imaginationland
we don't control

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Tomorrow we shall build our own castle,
right on this spot

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Who put you in charge, Kruger?

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I am the most evil character here

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Nonsense! Your evil is stale

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I am the most evil imaginary character!

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Now c'mon, y'all
We shouldn't be fighting

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We supossed to all be on the same side

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Yeah, you're right Squirrely Squirrel

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Yeah!!

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What evil imaginary characters are they?

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They were dreamed up by some 4th grade kid
as part of his Christmas story

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Now c'mon, y'all
We can't waste time argueing

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There could still be survivors outthere
We need to hunt them down and kill them

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- And eat their flesh!
- First we should rape them!

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How about we kill them
and then rape their bodies

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so we can use their blood as lubricant?

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Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear

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Man, I do not want to meet the kid
that dreamed THOSE things up

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Look, I want some goddamn answers!

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You brought my friend here to Washington!
Where is he? What is going on?

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I'm sorry, sir, that information is clasified

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Something is going on and I have
a right to now where my friend is

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There's somebody asking a lot of questions
about what's going on

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Let me handle this

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I'm sorry, but there is no such thing
as Project Imagination Doorway

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Imagination Doorway...

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It was started in the 60's as a
secret government project

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Right

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Imagina-a-tion

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- Imagi...
- Wait, maybe that's were he went really flat

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Like that half-step key change...
Imagina-eetion

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Right, then it was..
imagination

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imagination,
imagina-a-tion!

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It's open, it's open!

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Getting readings from the other side...
that... that's it!

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We've made an opening
to our imagination, sir!

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Alright, that's enough!
We still got a lot of work to do, people!

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It's time to go in and get our
imaginations under control

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How much further to Castle Sunshine?

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Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf
I've never been

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- What was that?
- Over here

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Oh, Christ! It's Strawberry Shortcake!

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Please, let me go!

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Oh, my God! Snarf

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Now kill her

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Wow, wow, hang on, y'all!

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We can't just kill her,
that's not evil enough!

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What do yo mean?
We cut out her eyeball

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Yeah, that's super hardcore

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Now c'mon, y'all
We can do better than that!

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Hey, I know! Let's all pee
in her empty eye socket!

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Let's make her eat her own eyeball
and then pee in her empty eye socket

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How about we get someone with AIDS
to pee in her eye socket?

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so she dies all slowly?

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Yeah!!

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Nobody hear has AIDS!

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But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eye socket!

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Now, don't be down, y'all

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I bet we can find some AIDS
down the forest

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Run, run run!

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Alright, men.

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We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway

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but it will most likely be really weird

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If you reach our imagination

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you are to take every step necessary
to get it under control

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- Are you ready?
- Yes, sir!

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Are you ready, Kurt Russel?

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I... I don't understand why I'm here,
I... I'm just an actor

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Yes, but you were in that one movie
that was kinda like this

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That gives you more experience than anybody

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Alright, here we go
Men... forward!

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- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?!

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There's an unauthorized entry alert,
it's coming from sector 2!

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Sector 2?

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Cartman?

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Hello, Kyle! Thought you could get out
of your responsabilities, ah?

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- Who the hell are you?
- That kid you have made a bet...

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that if I could prove I saw a leprechaun,
he would suck my balls!

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Get him outta here!

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Hold on a second! I have a contract!

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Validated by the United States Court System!

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Let me see that!

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Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?

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I didn't think there was gonna be
a goddamn leprechaun!

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Alright, you two can go use
the conference room

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- Go on, we have work to do here
- What?

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- Wait! I wanna see what happens here!
- You signed an agreement, kid

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We don't have time for this,
go on and do it

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Stan?

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Dude, you did make a deal

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The conference room is wich way?

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Well, well, well, here we are, Kyle

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You tried to bail on our agreement
but I found you

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I didn't bail
I got picked up by the government

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Well, we're here now
That's all that matters

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Care for some nuts?

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Oh, that's right, I guess you'll be
chock full of nuts in just a few minutes

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Cartman, do you even know what's going on?

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We went to Imaginationland!
Terrorists attacked it!

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And now the government is about to...

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Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle...

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It's just I'm so completely bored
by this story

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See, I'm really only interested in the part
where the leprechaun is real

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and so you have to suck my balls

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Ok, fine! You know what?
Let's just get it over with

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
not so fast, Kyle

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I've waited a long time for this

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and I intend to savor each and every second

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No, I'm serious!

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I wanna see what's happening downstairs,
so let's just do it!

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Not just yet, Kyle

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There's still a few things I need to do

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By the way, I should tell you that
I haven't had a chance to shower

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while making my way up here

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My balls are... extra vinagry

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Just get to it, already!

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Entering the portal in 5 seconds

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Kurt Russell, can I get a com-check?

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Check, 1, 2

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Good luck, men!
Godspeed!

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What do we have?

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Kurt Russell, can you hear me?

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We're here, we're somewhere

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They are inside the imagination, sir

248
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:52,520
What do you see in there

249
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:56,047
There's lots... big mushrooms,
colourful grass

250
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,087
Some castles in the distance

251
00:13:58,692 --> 00:13:59,631
Wait...

252
00:13:59,892 --> 00:14:01,937
something's coming for us

253
00:14:02,616 --> 00:14:05,026
It's coming out of the bushes!
It's a...

254
00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:06,884
Oh!

255
00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,409
Ah, it's just a cute little squirrel

256
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,964
Hey, it talks!

257
00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:13,812
- The little squirrel talks
- Awwhh!

258
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,722
An imaginary talking squirrel

259
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,979
Ask the squirrel what it knows
about the terrorist attack

260
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,502
Wait a minute... the squirrel has friends

261
00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:25,529
Oh, well... well it's a whole bunch
of woodland critters

262
00:14:25,852 --> 00:14:27,553
Wait... woodland critters...

263
00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,598
There's a talking bear, an a beaver, and...

264
00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:32,512
They seem to be Christmas critters

265
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:34,588
Oh, hello! Let's hi!

266
00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:36,560
- Get them outta there!
- What?

267
00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:38,251
Tell them to get away, now!

268
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,378
What's the matter?

269
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,957
Oh, the... cute little bear's eyes
are starting to glow red now

270
00:14:43,312 --> 00:14:45,868
Hello there, little animals,
do you happen to know how to.. Ahh!

271
00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:51,217
Kurt Russell, what's going on?

272
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:55,464
They're raping me!
They're raping me!

273
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,582
Get outta there, Kurt Russell!

274
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:59,559
They're raping all of us!

275
00:15:00,686 --> 00:15:02,053
Oh, it hurts!

276
00:15:02,054 --> 00:15:04,672
They're raping us and it hurts!

277
00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:11,574
I was thinking about using a high-speed
shutter with a low-depth of field

278
00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:12,566
What do you think?

279
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,548
Goddamn it, Cartman!
Would you stop wasting time?

280
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,854
I wanna get this over with!

281
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:16,804
No, you're right, Kyle

282
00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:19,433
A higher depth of field will make sure
everything stays in focus

283
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:20,946
There we go

284
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,974
Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls

285
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,186
are you gonna think about
how right I was about the leprechaun

286
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:31,131
or are you just gonna try and focus on how
rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth

287
00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:32,530
Let's just do it!

288
00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:34,147
In time, Kyle

289
00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:36,088
You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you?

290
00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:38,112
Are you ball-famished?
Ball-starving?

291
00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:40,501
You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment
you're actually...

292
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,018
Everyone to the main hall, now, go!

293
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,105
Ah, no, no,
we're not done in here yet

294
00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:47,952
Everyone to the main hall, now!

295
00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:50,550
No!
Goddamn it, no!

296
00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:54,860
Oh, boy! snarf, snarf

297
00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,406
My feet are really getting tired, snarf

298
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,610
Ahh.. Snarf, could you maybe
like shut up for 5 minutes?

299
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,196
Wait! There it is!

300
00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:04,971
We made it!
Castle Sunshine!

301
00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:06,954
Yeah, right!

302
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,929
Hurry, get inside!

303
00:16:10,992 --> 00:16:13,267
The evil imaginary characters
are approaching!

304
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:15,813
Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!

305
00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:17,910
Wait!
Waaaiit!

306
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:21,635
- What imaginary character are you?
- The Lollipop King?

307
00:16:21,829 --> 00:16:23,446
From the Lollipop Forest?

308
00:16:23,571 --> 00:16:24,698
And I'm Snarf

309
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:27,088
Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf

310
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,227
And what imaginary character are you?

311
00:16:29,468 --> 00:16:31,878
Oh, ahhh, uh, I'm not imaginary

312
00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:34,048
- I'm Butters
- What's a "Butters"?

313
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:36,969
The Mayor brought him and some
other kids into Imaginationland

314
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,692
just before the terrorists attacked

315
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:42,793
So you came from the real world at
precisely the same time as the terrorists

316
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,692
That seems like quite a coincidence

317
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,442
Uh, I was just playing with my friends
and then we.. we cought a leprechaun...

318
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:50,435
- and then this guy...
- You cought the leprechaun?!

319
00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:51,447
Take him!

320
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:54,186
Perseus, he's not against us!
Snarf, snarf

321
00:16:58,036 --> 00:16:59,800
Talk to me!
What's going on?

322
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,677
Something is coming thru the gate
from the other side

323
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:11,823
- What is it?
- It's like a...

324
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,807
- Half man, half bear!
- And half pig!

325
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:18,940
No, no, wait!

326
00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:21,621
It's like a half bear, half man-pig

327
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,835
Look out!

328
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:29,301
No, I think it's more like a half man
and half pig-bear!

329
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:33,110
Reverse the doorway!
Send him back thru!

330
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:36,866
Kyle!

331
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,524
Whoaaa!

332
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,040
Please, I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland!

333
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:01,948
Honest!

334
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,578
That is for the Council of Nine to decide

335
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,685
Don't worry, kid
The Council of Nine consists of

336
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:11,871
some of the most highly regarded imaginary
characters in all Imaginationland

337
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:15,304
Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times

338
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:18,495
The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak

339
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,967
Zeus believes we should evacuate

340
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,211
Yes, their power outmatches ours

341
00:18:23,212 --> 00:18:24,914
If they are giving us a chance to leave

342
00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:26,114
we must take it

343
00:18:26,115 --> 00:18:28,389
And what say you, Morpheus?

344
00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:30,831
How are we to know that
they would let us go?

345
00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,667
Their offer could be a trap

346
00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:35,290
Perhaps we must flee
to the temple of Alderan

347
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,273
Surely they won't chase us there

348
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,723
No, we cant

349
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,821
C'mon, you guys, this is our home

350
00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:42,062
We have to fight

351
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:44,097
To keep it the way it is meant to be

352
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,373
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just let us go

353
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,267
That may be, Popeye

354
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:53,769
But we don't have a choice

355
00:18:55,898 --> 00:18:58,173
Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine

356
00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:00,698
But this boy has infiltrated
from the real world

357
00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:03,161
Bring him here

358
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,354
Clear

359
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:13,878
I'm sorry

360
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,517
He's gone

361
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,578
No, Kyle can't die

362
00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:21,508
I'm sorry, young man

363
00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:24,920
Kyle?

364
00:19:25,693 --> 00:19:26,757
Well...

365
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:30,504
at least now he doesn't have
to suck anyone's balls

366
00:19:31,818 --> 00:19:33,290
Nooooo!

367
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:36,086
No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!

368
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,340
C'mon, Kyle!
C'mon, buddy!

369
00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:42,576
He's gone, little boy

370
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:45,232
- Zap'em again, do it!
- Charging...

371
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,380
Do it!

372
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,348
- C'mon, buddy! C'mon, buddy!
- Clear

373
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:55,451
Get outta here!

374
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,220
Goddamn it, Kyle!

375
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:01,972
You never walked away
from anything in your life!

376
00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:02,901
Now fight!

377
00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:05,771
Fight! Fight!
Right now!

378
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,660
Fight!
Fight!

379
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:10,163
Fiiiight!

380
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,174
Get him some air

381
00:20:22,248 --> 00:20:24,241
Please, breath easy

382
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:33,058
I believe this child was brought into
Imaginationland for a reason

383
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,479
Perhaps the Mayor knew something we don't

384
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,096
What are you saying, Aslan?

385
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:39,621
- That if we are to take back control, we might...
- Yes

386
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:42,929
If we are to take back control from the evil forces

387
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,532
this little boy might be the key

388
00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,347
Awwwhhh, I'm the key?

389
00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:49,037
Could I not be the key, Morpheus?

390
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,477
I don't wanna be the key

391
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,748
If you ever wanna see
your home again, little boy

392
00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:54,678
you'll have to raise to this challenge

393
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,974
But I'm suposed to be at school right now

394
00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:59,145
and instead I got...
I got Snarf and Popeye

395
00:20:59,146 --> 00:21:00,741
and Luke Skywalker all pissed off

396
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:03,611
It is a dark time for all of us, young boy

397
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:06,292
but know that if you believe in yourself

398
00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:09,214
everything will turn out alright

399
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,510
Sir.. are you sure about this?

400
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,107
We have no choice

401
00:21:20,108 --> 00:21:23,039
Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable

402
00:21:23,477 --> 00:21:25,585
There's no other option

403
00:21:25,731 --> 00:21:28,642
We have to nuke our imagination

404
00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:39,397
Wake up, Kyle

405
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:48,900
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