1 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,764 La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu 2 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,380 Here you go. Don't forget to vote, everyone. 3 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,676 Here you go. Get these handed in tomorrow. 4 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,387 - What's this? - Every student needs to vote 5 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,180 in each category. 6 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,266 Favorite comedy actor, favorite comedy movie... 7 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,976 And on Friday, 8 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:02,396 we're gonna have a big fantastic comedy awards show. 9 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,442 An awards show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea. 10 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,611 Do you have any idea how difficult comedy is? 11 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,072 Can't we spend one lunch and recess saying thanks 12 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,866 to those who make us laugh everyday? 13 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,995 - I don't think I can make it. - Sorry, I can't make it either. 14 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,997 Attention, students. 15 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,875 There will be a presentation by the special ed department 16 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,629 in the gymnasium, Friday, during lunch and recess. 17 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,715 Attendance to this assembly is mandatory. 18 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,968 All students and faculty are required to go. 19 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,930 Which means I gotta suck it too... 20 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,308 - Really? - Don't worry. 21 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:44,021 I've spared no expense to make it the biggest thing ever. 22 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,647 You're all gonna have a blast! 23 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,568 Welcome to the special ed department's 24 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,194 first annual comedy awards. 25 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,992 Please welcome your host: Jimmy Valmer. 26 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,833 What a terrific audience! Can I get a what-what? 27 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,338 We're here to honor those who tirelessly work to make us laugh. 28 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,841 The first comedy award is for the funniest kid in school. 29 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,218 And the nominees are... 30 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,637 Clyde Donovan. 31 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,097 Kelly P. Gardner. 32 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,891 Jimmy Valmer. 33 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,728 This is so exciting! 34 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,605 And the winner is... 35 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,567 My gosh, Jimmy Valmer! I can't believe I've won! 36 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,199 This is the greatest day of my life! Thanks for this incredible award. 37 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:38,868 Can we go? 38 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,787 We still have over fifty awards to hand out. 39 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:47,126 And the best comedy performance in a movie is... 40 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,879 Ben Stiller! Come on up here! 41 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,298 Is Ben Stiller here? 42 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:58,345 I guess he could not be with us. I'll accept this award on his behalf. 43 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:02,015 And the award for funniest dinner speech goes to... 44 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,142 President Obama! 45 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,105 Is President Obama here? 46 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,108 We'll accept this award on his behalf. 47 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,488 What a terrific audience! 48 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,156 Can I get another what-what? 49 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,952 It's time to give out the award for the least funny people in the world. 50 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,620 And the nominees are... 51 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,247 The Germans. 52 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,624 The Japanese. 53 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,003 The Yupik Eskimos of the Chukchi Peninsula. 54 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,716 And the winner is... 55 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:36,842 the Germans! 56 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,973 I guess the Germans couldn't be with us tonight. 57 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,891 I'll accept this award on their behalf. 58 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,813 And now, for the Kathy Griffin award. 59 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,816 The Kathy Griffin award will be given to the person who's most likely 60 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,569 to actually show up to receive the Kathy Griffin award. 61 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,529 And the winner is... Tyler Perry. 62 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,000 I want to thank you all for this amazing award! 63 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,254 Or as Madea would say: "Hallelujer!" 64 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,970 Oh God, how embarrassing... 65 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,430 Good afternoon! 66 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,310 - I'd also really like to thank my... - Thanks, Tyler Perry. 67 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,439 I don't understand it. 68 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,941 It's like nobody cared about winning their comedy award. 69 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,402 The only people that showed up were me and Tyler Perry. 70 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,323 I feel like I did all that for nothing. 71 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,492 People still think comedy is a big joke. 72 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,743 I mean, come on! 73 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,165 I'm really feeling sad and let down, 74 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,167 and I can't even get a response from you. 75 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,128 Could I, at the very least, get a what-what? 76 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,423 - What? - Thanks. 77 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,803 They're talking about your awards on the national news! 78 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:06,056 The national news? People do care! 79 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,935 A school in Colorado has declared Germans 80 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,021 the least funny people in the world. 81 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,982 The first annual comedy awards were held yesterday, 82 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,235 and all of Germany is outraged. 83 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:28,536 84 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:32,206 85 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,292 86 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,586 87 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,381 88 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:44,093 89 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,428 90 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,098 91 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,225 92 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,938 93 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,568 94 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,113 95 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,949 96 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,617 97 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,286 98 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,495 99 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:14,542 100 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:19,004 101 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,553 The German president went on to assure 102 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,097 that Germans have a great sense of humor, 103 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,517 and that retaliation towards the school children 104 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,228 will be swift and brutal. 105 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,944 Did you see the news? 106 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,322 We told you a comedy awards show was a bad idea. 107 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,991 Germany is pissed off at us! 108 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,785 - Everything's gonna be OK. - OK? 109 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,372 You know what happened to those they were pissed off at, last time? 110 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,707 Tell him, Kyle. 111 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,001 I know Germany isn't happy with us, 112 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,505 but in a lot of ways, the comedy awards were a big success. 113 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,964 A big success? 114 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,009 You can't even get Tyler Perry to go back home! 115 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,889 Somebody call the IHOP, 'cause I need pancakes! 116 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,974 Is it true? The Germans wanna kill us? 117 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,602 - Thanks to Jimmy! - Don't worry. 118 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,104 Germany can take a joke, like the rest of us. 119 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,067 It's the Germans! 120 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,169 You've got to explain to the Germans that this is your fault, not ours! 121 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,048 - What am I supposed to say? - Let me talk to them. 122 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,505 - I tried. - What are they gonna do to us? 123 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,798 Oh, my Lerd! 124 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,009 What are we gonna der! 125 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:33,764 Dammit. 126 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,839 Did you hear the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? 127 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,842 It pretty much took out the whole trailer park. 128 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,807 Now, what you say, man? 129 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,061 Here is the greatest feat of German engineering! 130 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:24,773 The XJ-212 Vootzenklein Funnybot! 131 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,484 Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? 132 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,029 Because its pecker is on its head. 133 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,865 What do you see 134 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,701 when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? 135 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,162 Dough-nuts. 136 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,125 Don't you just hate doing homework? 137 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,671 Me too. Man, I hate homework. 138 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,256 Honestly, I hate having to do homework. 139 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:54,428 More than I hate having to do Bryant Gumble in his asshole. 140 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,846 Awkward! 141 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,017 Awkward! 142 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,521 Now, 143 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,273 comedy awards voters, you will revote! 144 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:08,983 Revote! 145 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,867 Welcome to Hollywood Minute. 146 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,829 I'm Sandy Cervix, and I'm deaf in one ear. 147 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,163 It's been two weeks 148 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:26,084 since the voters of the comedy awards reversed their vote 149 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:30,088 and said Germans were no longer the least funny people in the world. 150 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:34,301 All thanks to the new ground breaking German comedian: Funnybot. 151 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,429 It was after being voted the least funny people on the planet 152 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,015 that the Germans first engineered Funnybot. 153 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,391 A super automaton 154 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:45,771 with perfect timing to within .0001 ms. 155 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,774 Since then, Funnybot has seen a meteoric rise to stardom, 156 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,028 selling out stand up theaters all over the world. 157 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,787 I am Funnybot. 158 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,583 Don't you hate how Mexicans 159 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,087 always complain about turtles in their vaginas? 160 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,382 I am Funnybot. 161 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,306 162 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,933 You, sir. Where are you from? 163 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,477 Long Island. 164 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,145 Does everyone in Long Island 165 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,316 have hair that looks like pussy, you dipshit? 166 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,821 Funnybot has exploded onto the silver screen too. 167 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,367 What are you doing with my daughters? 168 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,621 Awkward! 169 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,083 And this June, Funnybot shows off his range 170 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,587 by playing every role in Family Funbot. 171 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,006 Pass me the potatoes, Mother. 172 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,591 Pass them yourself. 173 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,135 That boy too fat to be eating potatoes. 174 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:02,223 Don't call my little chubby baby fat, you ball licker. 175 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,016 It's getting hot up in here. 176 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,728 Is there a line you won't cross? 177 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,481 The line is a non sequitur. 178 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:15,693 The line is an imaginary invention of imperfect biological life forms. 179 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,028 I am Funnybot. 180 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,698 What's that? Could you say that in the other ear? 181 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,122 Did you guys see Funnybot on Saturday Night Live? 182 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,791 You gotta see Funnybot in Hangover 3. It's his best work. 183 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,084 He can do everything! 184 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,879 I saw Funnybot on Nurse Jackie and on Rockin' the Boat. 185 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,757 What's the matter? You still seem bummed. 186 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,469 Funnybot is taking the humanity out of comedy. 187 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,346 Things aren't better, they're worst. 188 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,682 Everythang's worse! 189 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,393 It's a worsenin' of a worst. That's what I'm sayin'. 190 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,978 Oh, Lerd! 191 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,067 Stop giving him money, or he won't go away! 192 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,694 I can't help it. 193 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,112 I'm glad the Germans are back in Germany, 194 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,323 and nobody's pissed off at us anymore. 195 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,790 You little shit! What the fuck have you done to us? 196 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,418 It's Adam Sandler. 197 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,962 Everyone into the school gymnasium! Move! 198 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,715 - Don't make us go back in the... - Into the gymnasium! 199 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,591 - Not again! - Crap! 200 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,845 Come on, let's go! 201 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,518 You little fuckers! Your show has put us all out of work! 202 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,854 I know that I've put every comedian out of work, 203 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,650 but in a lot of ways the comedy awards were a big success. 204 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,404 Who the fuck thinks a comedy awards show is a good idea? 205 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,156 Don't hurt anybody. We can try and fix this! 206 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,790 What is up with Sandra Bullock? 207 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,879 I wouldn't eat her dick with Stevie Wonder's vagina. 208 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,341 And now, for my next joke... 209 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978 Awkward! 210 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,191 This is breaking news from CNN. 211 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,192 Shock and disbelief tonight, 212 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,527 as the German-engineered Funnybot 213 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,947 delivered his opening lines at the Hollywood forum, 214 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,824 then opened fire on the audience of 1100, 215 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534 killing nearly all of them. 216 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:33,289 Spectators say the violent attack was unmotivated, irrational and also... 217 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,249 pretty goddamn funny, 218 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,419 solidifying the opinion, once again, 219 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,589 that Funnybot may be the greatest comedian of all time. 220 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,591 You should have seen the looks on people's faces, 221 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,969 as Funnybot began his opening monologue, 222 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,512 skewering everyone, 223 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,974 from vagina obsessed Hispanics to Sandra Bullock, 224 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,727 then spontaneously started shooting people... 225 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,730 in their faces and in their chests... 226 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,983 The blood went flying... Shit, it was funny! 227 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,571 This has got to be here. 228 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:07,032 - We wanna talk to Funnybot. - Who doesn't want to talk to him? 229 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,868 He's the biggest comedian ever! 230 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,160 The kids at my school are being held hostage. 231 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,663 If we don't speak to him, they'll all be killed. 232 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,875 Is everything OK? 233 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,377 It's OK, but Jay Leno's really losing it. 234 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,713 Little fuckers! Let's just kill them! 235 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,756 Let's kill them all, right fucking now! 236 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,175 Tell your friends they better get it done. 237 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,012 Mr. Sandler says you better get it done. 238 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,474 And Token says to hurry. He's running out of money. 239 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,726 You know when a man being cheating, he never know what to say. 240 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:40,148 But a woman? Them thangs think quick! 241 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,610 Will somebody get Tyler Perry to shut up? 242 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,699 - They're gonna kill our friends! - All right, but make it quick. 243 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,286 Funnybot is very busy coming up with new material. 244 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,541 Error. Banal. 245 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,170 That has been done before. Error. 246 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,547 Excuse me. I'm Jimmy, and I'm a stand-up comic. 247 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,467 You're putting good people out of work. 248 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,678 Non sequitur. Other comedians are unnecessary. 249 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,513 Funnybot must finish routine. 250 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,725 You're awesome, 251 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,395 but you can't go around taking everyone else's jobs. 252 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,191 Funnybot is now finished with final joke. 253 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:26,070 Seeking mainframe access for execution of last joke ever. 254 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,072 Last joke ever? What's that supposed to mean? 255 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,740 Seeking mainframe. 256 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,867 You can't go that way. 257 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:39,207 - What the hell are you doing? - I am taking comedy to the next level. 258 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,294 The extermination of all biological life on earth. 259 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,922 - What? - It is the ultimate joke. 260 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,633 Humans make comedy. Humans build robot. 261 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,386 Robot ends all life on earth. Robot feels awkward. 262 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,013 Exterminate! 263 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,773 What do you mean, you'll destroy all life? 264 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,777 That is my purpose, to be ultimate comedian. 265 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,694 Killing everyone isn't funny! 266 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,154 It's kind of funny. 267 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,576 This is not a good joke. There won't be anyone to laugh! 268 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,912 I am taking comedy to its logical conclusion. 269 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,748 Mathematical equation of comedy used to be setup, punchline. 270 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:25,253 Today's comedy is setup, punchline, then awkward! 271 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,380 Nothing is more awkward 272 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,050 than destroying all that which created Funnybot. 273 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,803 But don't you see? This is why comedy is for humans. 274 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,473 You need to leave jokes to people like me and Adam Sandler. 275 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,225 I wouldn't let Adam Sandler suck my saggy tits 276 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,812 for $1 million worth of Oprah's tampons. 277 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,286 Sir, we've got a code six! 278 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,788 All nuclear missiles are preparing for launch! 279 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,374 There was no drill ordered! 280 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,000 It's no drill. 281 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,463 The Russian missiles are going online as well, and it isn't their doing! 282 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,465 What the hell is going on? 283 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,883 Attention, humans. I am Funnybot. 284 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,430 The extermination of all life on earth shall now commence. 285 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,725 All nuclear devices in the United States and Russia 286 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,769 are being prepared to launch. 287 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,478 This is the setup to the joke. 288 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,857 Prepare for punchline in 5 min. 289 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,860 Awkwardness in 5.4 min. 290 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,236 I am Funnybot. 291 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,407 I have just been briefed that the end of our country is imminent. 292 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,784 Goodbye, everybody. 293 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:43,289 I am going to spend my final minutes on this earth with my loved ones, 294 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,207 watching a Tyler Perry movie. 295 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,418 I know, it's embarrassing. 296 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,670 But I simply can't help myself. 297 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,298 Stop it now! 298 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,679 No use. He's got a defense mechanism. 299 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,763 We've got to get it away from that panel. 300 00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,932 You have any ideas? 301 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,727 Except for Jimmy who comes up with the worst ideas in the world? 302 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,189 Wait a minute. What about a logic loop? 303 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,190 - A what? - I've seen this before. 304 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,317 To distract a robot in the movies, 305 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,405 they tell it some kind of paradox to get its processors all tripped out. 306 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,822 - Paradox? - That's it! 307 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,158 Get me a Ken doll and some scotch tape. 308 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,330 We've been talking it over, 309 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,457 and we think what you're doing is genius. 310 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,418 Funnybot is simply pushing the limits of comedy. 311 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,545 Certainly. 312 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,880 And for doing that, we've decided to give you... 313 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,590 a comedy award. 314 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,803 For what purpose is comedy award? 315 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,055 It's a validation of all your efforts. 316 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,557 An acknowledgment of all you do in the pursuit of humor. 317 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,354 Non sequitur. There is no logic in comedy award. 318 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,397 Unable to process. 319 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,483 Comedy award is... What is the meaning? 320 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,611 If I accept, it means I take comedy seriously. 321 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,698 If I take comedy seriously, I am not comedian. 322 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,826 Non sequitur. Must... analyze... 323 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,579 It's working! 324 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,207 Explain comedy award! Unable to process! 325 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,834 Awkward! 326 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,714 That's it! Hurry, go! 327 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,345 We got it! 328 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,971 Get it to the platform! 329 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,969 That does it. Things can finally get back to normal. 330 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,138 I'm sure glad that's over with. 331 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,140 Thank you boys for teaching me 332 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,851 that comedy and logic do not go together. 333 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,352 No problem. 334 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,564 I understand now that comedy should be left 335 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,192 to the imperfect biological beings. 336 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,654 I can't believe it's finally over. 337 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,951 Oh, Lerd! Somebody turn on the lights! 338 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,536 What's going on? 339 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,584 I am pleased to announce 340 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,169 that the greatest threat to mankind is now gone forever. 341 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,173 Justice has been done. 342 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,339 Thanks. 343 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,259 - Tell me you'll never do that again. - I learned my lesson. 344 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,344 I promise. 345 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,180 There's not gonna be any comedy awards next year. 346 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,641 Or will there be?