1 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,720 Marklar! This is Marklar! Approaching Marklar! 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,720 Proceed with Marklar and make first contact! 3 00:00:16,831 --> 00:00:17,414 Marklar. 4 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,320 Greetings, Marklars! I am Marklar! 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,640 I come in Marklar! 6 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,960 Oh, Marklar! 7 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,720 Hello, everyone! I am sister Hollis! 8 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,440 I was chosen from my mission work to come here to Africa 9 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,600 and teach you all about the teachings of Jesus! 10 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,080 Okay, then! Do we have our bibles that were handed out freely?! 11 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,880 No, no, no! We don't eat the bibles! We read them! 12 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,360 Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19! 13 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:23,720 Come on! Remember! 14 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,640 Reading bible plus accepting Jesus equals food! 15 00:01:28,857 --> 00:01:31,800 Good! Now, who can read Mark 3:19?! 16 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,800 How 'bout Marvin! 17 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,080 o, Marvin! In God's language, English! 18 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,600 Where're you going?! Back to your life of sin?! 19 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,168 Don't you understand that unless you find Christ, 20 00:01:47,169 --> 00:01:49,969 you and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?! 21 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,360 And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay! 22 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,000 - Uh, can I help you?! - Yes! 23 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,480 I'm Connley, and this is Finx! We're with the CIA! 24 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,640 We're here to speak with some of your students! 25 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,040 You, you, you, and you. 26 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,640 Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?! 27 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal! 28 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,840 No, it wasn't, fatass! I saw YOU do it 29 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,040 Boys, we need to talk to you about a matter of national security! 30 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,280 Now! 31 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,480 I hope you give 'em the chair! 32 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,360 Anyway, children, as I was saying, Hare Krishnas are totally gay! 33 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,440 - Oh, dude! This is not good! - Relax, fatass! 34 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,160 No, dude! I've seen this on TV! They shine that light in your face 35 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,320 and then they try to get you to tell them stuff by squeezing your balls really hard! 36 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,440 - What?! - Dude, I've seen it! 37 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,361 They grab your balls with their leather gloved hands and they squeeze 38 00:04:05,362 --> 00:04:08,962 them as hard as they can until they pop like little grapes! 39 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,760 Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny! 40 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,920 - Relax, boys! We just need to talk with you! - I told you, fatass! 41 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,885 Approximately 31 hours ago, an ethnic looking child was spotted flying 42 00:04:17,886 --> 00:04:20,356 some kind of state-of-the-art aircraft over Chinese Airspace! 43 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,232 Woah! Cool! - Cool?! 44 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,520 That craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard to blow-up a large city! 45 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,880 - Do you think that's cool?! - Totally! 46 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:32,200 Alright, children! We just need to know one thing! Do you know this person?! 47 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,480 - Hey! That's Starvin Marvin! - Who?! 48 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,760 You dumbass, Cartman! Now they're gonna go squeeze his balls! 49 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,000 Oh! We don't know him! 50 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,880 We already know you know him! 51 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,880 We have this! Now who is he!? 52 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,134 Ooo! Kyle's makin' mud pies! Y'guys want one?! 53 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,600 This is getting us nowhere! We'll have to resort to more drastic measures! 54 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,560 But they're just kids! We can't torture them! 55 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,650 Look! We don't know what that craft is capable of, 56 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:56,651 but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere! 57 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,093 God only knows what sadistic backwards third world country 58 00:04:59,094 --> 00:05:00,394 could get their hands on that ship! 59 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,960 Sauring so high above the world! 60 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,040 Never thought I could feel so free! 61 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,480 I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see! 62 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,880 Oi! Look up there! 63 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,960 It's a UFO! 64 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,360 Oi! That's one creepy alien! 65 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,320 Talk to 'im, mayor! 66 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,680 Great and noble alien creature, 67 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,286 as mayor of the fine planet of Australia, 68 00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:41,187 I welcome you to our fine... planet of Australia! 69 00:05:41,847 --> 00:05:43,259 Chipie chip! Charah! 70 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,080 Look out! He's got a gun! 71 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,920 Wait! It's not a gun! It's a piece of paper! 72 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:01,760 I think he's trying to tell us that he wants to relocate all his speicies here to Australia! 73 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,080 Well, ya certainly are welcome here, alien! 74 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,706 In fact, there's a mission right over there that will take all your people in! 75 00:06:08,741 --> 00:06:09,668 Hello! 76 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,440 Guess the little pecker didn't like missionaries! 77 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,560 Now, I'll ask you again! Who is the little boy that took our ship?! 78 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,320 We don't know! 79 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,760 Who is this person?! 80 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,860 K-kill me! 81 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:32,760 Do it again! 82 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,920 No, wait! I'll tell ya! 83 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,920 He's, he's a little starving Ethiopian kid! We adopted him! 84 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,720 - Adopted from who?! - Sally! Sally Struthers! 85 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,280 The lady on TV! She knows everything! Sally Struthers! 86 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,640 Sally Struthers! 87 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,077 Where can we find her?! - I know exactly where Sally Struthers is! 88 00:06:49,212 --> 00:06:49,936 Let them go! 89 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,320 Good job, fatass! 90 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,245 Dude, I couldn't take that balloon! Another couple of hours 91 00:06:54,246 --> 00:06:55,746 of that and I'd've been totally pissed off! 92 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,360 Whatever! Let's go see what's on TV! 93 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,080 Gentlemen, Miss Struthers can see you now! 94 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,480 I'm warning you, Bill! Sally Struthers is a bit heavy! 95 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,520 But don't say anything because she's pretty sensitive! 96 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,840 Oh, I would never say anything! 97 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,480 I saw some show where they made fun of Sally Struthers' weight 98 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,640 and I thought it was totally cruel! I mean, she helps people, you know! 99 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,487 Ah! Miss Struthers! 100 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,242 Miss Struthers, we understand you have helped raise millions of dollars 101 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,743 to help starving children in Ethiopia! 102 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,360 We need information on one of the Ethiopians! 103 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,440 You must tell us everything you know about him! 104 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,000 His name... is... Starving Marvin! 105 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,360 Why, yes it is a Chocolate Yum Yum Bar, Miss Struthers! 106 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,320 And, there are several more where that came from! 107 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,280 Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy... 108 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,360 I'm glad we can do business! 109 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,924 C'mon, dude! There's gotta be something about Starvin Marvin in the news! 110 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,525 Well, I can't find anything! Wait! What's this?! 111 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,880 God wants you to send us money! 112 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,720 He needs you to send us money so we can help others! 113 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,640 Oh, my God! This guy again! - Why would anybody send this asshole money?! 114 00:08:21,641 --> 00:08:23,505 To take it and shove it in his peehole! 115 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,040 Starvin Marvin! 116 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,960 He DID take the ship! 117 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,760 Well, nice job, Marvin! I hope you got about a thousand dollars to pay for maw haws! 118 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,000 Dude, you're gonna get busted for taking this thing! 119 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,080 - I think he wants us to get in! - Kickass! 120 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,920 - Wow! This thing is awesome! - Let's go somewhere! 121 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:54,920 Sauring so high above the world! 122 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,680 Never thought I could be so free! 123 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:02,600 I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see! 124 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,040 This is great! 125 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,440 Yeah, but where's that crappy song comming from?! Can we turn that off?! 126 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,440 Yeah! That's better! 127 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,400 Hello! How we doing today?! 128 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,360 Look what I got for you! 129 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,640 No! It's not food! It's a cross! 130 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,000 And it has your christian name printed on it! 131 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,400 From now on, you are Michael! 132 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,520 Can you say Michael?! 133 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,560 Oh, well! You'll get it! 134 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,000 Hello, brother David! Do you have any sins to confess?! 135 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,200 Anybody?! Sins to confess?! 136 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,600 Joshua?! 137 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,040 You know, today, I'm reminded of Psalm 46, line 39. 138 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,720 "Though the mountains shake and...". - Here they are! 139 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,880 - Who are you?! - We're with the American Government! 140 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,560 Sally Struthers told us where we'd find Marvin's parents! 141 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,680 Hello there, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Dirk! 142 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,880 I think you know why we're here! 143 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,465 No, dude! You don't wanna bring your people to Mexico! 144 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:07,466 There's missionaries there too! 145 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,400 No way! Not Utah! Utah's nothing BUT missionaries! 146 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,640 Dude, it looks like he's tried everywhere in the world! 147 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,480 Well, he hasn't been here yet! Where's this?! 148 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,600 What the hell did you hit, Cartman?! 149 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,240 Oh, my God! What the hell is that thing?! 150 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,520 Where are we?! 151 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,280 We're on like some foreign planet! - This place is rad! Look at all the trees and stuff! 152 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,240 Greetings! 153 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,200 Welcome to Marklar! 154 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,400 Uh, thanks! 155 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,640 I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar! 156 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,720 Uh, cool! My name is Stan and uh, I'm the leader of Earth! 157 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,098 - Marklar to you! - Cool! 158 00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:09,440 Hey! I'm the leader of Earth! - Screw you, Cartman! I called "leader" first! 159 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,160 Well, you can call "leader" till your ass bleeds, but it doesn't make it true! 160 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,240 We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us! 161 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,520 I thought you called your PLANET Marklar! 162 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:29,240 Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places, and things as Marklar! 163 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,204 Well, our friend, Marvin, and all his people have to live on a part of Earth 164 00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:34,105 that sucks ass! They can't grow food or nothin'! 165 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,449 Yeah, so it would be really cool if you would 166 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,050 let Marvin and all his people come live here! 167 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,680 Well, there is a lot of room on Marklar! 168 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,640 If Marklar here wants to bring his Marklar to Marklar, 169 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,840 that would be fine! 170 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,640 Just take our Marklar back to Marklar and bring all the Marklar back with you! 171 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,520 Uh, thanks! 172 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,000 Let's go through this one more time, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Dirk! 173 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:59,440 Your son Marvin has a ship that we want! How can we get it from him?! 174 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,400 We are the CIA! That ship needs to be with us! 175 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,400 Maybe we should just take something precious of yours, huh! 176 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,400 Aha! This! This gourd-thingy for instance! 177 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,133 How do you like that, huh?! If you ever want to see this... 178 00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:15,834 little... thingy again, I suggest you contact your boy! 179 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,800 There his is! 180 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,080 Back away from the spacecraft, children! 181 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,282 No! No, it's okay! The ship took us to another planet! 182 00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:38,083 A beautiful lush place called Marklar! 183 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,080 Yeah! And the leader, he says that all the Ethiopians can go live there! 184 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,080 The alien race, have they heard the word of Christ?! 185 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,600 No! Never! It's perfect! 186 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,480 Oh, no! Those poor souls! We must spread the gospel to them! 187 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,600 What?! 188 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,920 C'mon, Marvin! We gotta get your people to Marklar before the missionaries do! 189 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,607 You'll do nothing of the kind! 190 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,360 This ship is now Property of the United States Government! 191 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,600 Call those boys' mothers! 192 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,080 I'm sure they'll be very interested in the trouble their boys have been up to! 193 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,320 Oh, no, dude! 194 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,890 You know, Susan, there, there's so many great missionaries doing work 195 00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:19,471 out there in the, in the, in parts of Africa 196 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,720 nd, and while we're trying to get bibles to people all over the world, 197 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,169 and what we need is the help of everyone out there 198 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:29,170 so that we can continue these, these projects! 199 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,120 Now, listen to this, Susan! 200 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:34,760 One of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery! 201 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:40,783 A new planet in the, in the galaxy Alpha- Seti 6 that has intelligent life on it! 202 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:41,336 Amazing! 203 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:44,440 Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, 204 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,160 but one thing is for sure, and they've never heard... of Jesus Christ! 205 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,080 What can we do with the 600 club to help those poor aliens?! 206 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,520 What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an Interstellar Cruiser! 207 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,320 Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a worm hole 208 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,600 in deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens! 209 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,920 Send your money now! Amen! 210 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,360 I want everyone to keep a safe distance from the craft until we can run some tests! 211 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,360 Uh, excuse me, gentlemen! Uh, Tom Brokaw is here to see you! 212 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,400 Tom Brokaw?! Oh, no! The press already! 213 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,280 - Hey! Good day, gentlemen! - Mr. Brokaw, I presume! 214 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,920 You presume wisely, sir! 215 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,160 I'm here to get the big story! The big scoop! 216 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,360 I understand that you've found some kind of ship from an alien race, 217 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,040 seeing as though I am pulitzer prize winning Tom Brokaw! 218 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,400 Look, kid! Did you really think this was going to fool anybody?! 219 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,280 You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw! - What?! Dare you question my integretah?! 220 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,960 I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a mustach, fatass! 221 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,480 What?! Eh, oh! I had some bad bleeters today! 222 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,360 Alright, boys! Time to get back to your quarters! 223 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,720 Son of a bitch! 224 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,240 Run for it! 225 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,267 Get them! 226 00:14:58,268 --> 00:14:59,468 Hey, guys! Wait for me! 227 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,960 - Kenny! - Forget him! He's done for! 228 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,580 He's not done for! He's standing right there! 229 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,600 You, guys! Wait for me! - No! No! He's done for! C'mon! 230 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,120 Dammit, dammit, dammit! 231 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,240 Alright! We made it! 232 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,600 Okay, Marvin! Time to take your people to their new home! 233 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,120 What was that?! 234 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,760 This is the Missionary 600! 235 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,560 We have you locked on fire ready! Turn back right now! 236 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,440 - They're shooting at us! - Quick, Marvin! Get us to Marklar! 237 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,520 Well, how'd we do it last time?! - Cartman just hit the button and the ship flew itself! 238 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,920 - Which button did you press, Cartman?! - Uh, oh! I don't remember! 239 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,960 You don't remember?! 240 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,120 - You dumbass, Cartman! - Hey! I was under duress! 241 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,440 Maybe it was this one! 242 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:52,440 Sauring so high above the world! 243 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,888 The ship seems to made out of a super-strong alloy! 244 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,389 These lasers aren't powerful enough! 245 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,640 Everyone, the word of God is going around the world and, 246 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,400 and all your help is so greatly appreciated! 247 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,280 W-w-what we need now is an Argon Crystal Laser! 248 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,891 You see, an Argon Crystal Laser can pierce thick space holes 249 00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:17,480 in a way that other lasers just can't! Send your money now! Ah, thank you! 250 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,333 Miss Struthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own! 251 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,334 One capable of interstellar travel! 252 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,960 We need to use use your ship to catch those boys! 253 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,880 We will do anything for that technology! 254 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,708 Miss Struthers, if those Ethiopians make it to another planet, 255 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,009 who will send money to your foundation?! 256 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,160 Without Ethiopians, you have no food! 257 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,655 Oh, that won't be a problem, Miss Struthers! We have collateral! 258 00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:55,656 I wanna get out of here! 259 00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:03,216 I have the infidels in my sight! 260 00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:06,732 Holy shit! 261 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,480 Holy crap! They have photon torpedos! 262 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,835 Now, our deflector shields are useless against four-ton torpedos 263 00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:21,336 and we really need your support on this one, folks! 264 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:26,160 Here at the 600 club, we need your money to spread the word of Jesus 265 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,040 and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser! 266 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,000 Call now and we'll give you this free pin! 267 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,160 - You got'em, Marvin! - Yeah! Now, finish'em off! 268 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,920 Warning! Deflector sheilds failing! 269 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,120 Where did that come from?! 270 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,240 Good! Now, get them in our tractor beam! 271 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,600 Now we've got'em! 272 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,240 It's Sally Struthers! 273 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,440 Well, it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia! So we can go on to the aliens! 274 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,640 Sorry, Marvin! We tried! 275 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,760 Wait! Miss Struthers! Miss Struthers! 276 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,720 Miss Struthers, please! Just listen to me for one second! 277 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,440 You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons! 278 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,840 To help starving helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world! 279 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,400 Well, it's for those reasons we wanna help our friend Marvin now! 280 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,760 Miss Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you! The child in carbonite! 281 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,480 Miss Struthers! You helped so many people, 282 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,920 and you taught us that helping people is what life is all about! 283 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,120 All we wanna do is be like you! 284 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,840 - She bought it! - Sally Struthers is saving us! 285 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,280 Uh, now, now stay with me on this one, folks! 286 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,640 Sally Struthers has a Taberian Junker which is, the favourite ship of the hutts 287 00:18:54,840 --> 00:19:02,760 and she has trapped our, our, our new CBC ship in a Posetronic Tractor Beam. 288 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,280 So we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disruptor! 289 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,608 Now, now, not a regular Ionic Tractor Disruptor, 290 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:14,720 but a Negative Ionic Tractor Disruptor to help spread the word of Jesus! 291 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,440 I will get the fuckin' idiot up here! 292 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,440 - Now's our chance! - Wait! I remember! It was the red button! 293 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,160 They've opened the worm hole! 294 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,640 It's pulling us in! 295 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,240 Please! Please! Please! We are confused! 296 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,880 You must explain one at a Marklar! 297 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,800 Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus! He died for your sins! 298 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,480 Who?! Marklar?! 299 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,160 We brought Marvin and his people to live here, but these buttholes followed us! 300 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,800 Brought Marklar?! 301 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,080 What is Marklar?! 302 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,080 Well, Here on Marklar, everyone and everything is referred to as Marklar! 303 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,147 - Doesn't that get confusing?! - Oh, no! Watch this! 304 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,022 - Hey, Marklar! - Yes? - You see?! 305 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,480 Wait! Wait! I think I can explain this whole thing! 306 00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:26,440 Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar! 307 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,826 They don't want this Marklar or any of these Marklars to live here, 308 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,257 because it's bad for their Marklar! 309 00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:33,607 They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar! 310 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,608 If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars! 311 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,065 They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar! 312 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,428 These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, 313 00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:43,306 so they must come here to Marklar! 314 00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:47,560 Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any 315 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,120 Marklars, Marklars, or Marklars! 316 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,440 Young Marklar, your Marklars are wise and true! 317 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,360 What the hell did he say?! 318 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,120 - Wow! Good job, dude! - Thanks! 319 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,840 The Marklars can stay! 320 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,320 Alright! 321 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,120 You Marklars must leave! 322 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,600 But, you will all burn in forever in eternal hellfire! 323 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,720 Yes, that's nice! Thank you for stopping by! 324 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,040 Well, Marvin, It was sure cool seeing you again! 325 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,840 No! We gotta go! Sally Struthers is gonna give us a ride back to Earth! 326 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,520 Maybe we'll come and visit sometime! 327 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,960 Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson'll be president! 328 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,920 - Dude! - What?! We're not gonna come visit him! 329 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,960 - I know, but you don't tell him that! - Whatever!