1 00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:11,170 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 2 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:14,522 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 3 00:00:14,565 --> 00:00:17,859 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 4 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:21,196 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 5 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,340 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 6 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:27,660 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 7 00:00:27,703 --> 00:00:30,842 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 8 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:32,070 Episode 10x10 "Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy" 9 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:37,485 And so then, I put my finger up my butthole, right? 10 00:00:37,516 --> 00:00:40,540 And I walked up to Kelly Nelson and I said, "Do you smell lemon grrass?" 11 00:00:40,593 --> 00:00:44,793 And she smelled my finger and puked! Oh, guys, you should have been there. 12 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:47,761 Eric, I have to take you to the principal's office. 13 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:50,747 What?! I didn't do it. Kelly Nelson is a lair! 14 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:52,982 I've been instructed to bring you to the principals office. 15 00:00:53,026 --> 00:00:55,861 Oh, suck my balls you ginger Jew rat hall monitor! 16 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:58,183 Punkass stoolie, who the fuck do you think you are?! 17 00:00:58,216 --> 00:01:00,612 I just doing my job. - I just dadededeh. 18 00:01:00,716 --> 00:01:03,403 You why you are a hallway monitor? Because you don't have any friends. 19 00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:05,773 You should kill yourself. You should kill yourself! 20 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:08,822 Eric Cartman, report to the principals office immediately. 21 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:10,781 Ah, goddamnit! 22 00:01:11,456 --> 00:01:13,000 Come on in, Eric. 23 00:01:13,076 --> 00:01:16,723 I'm sorry, principal Victoria. I didn't mean to do it, how could I been so foolish. 24 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,633 Eric, the reason why we called you in here is 25 00:01:18,636 --> 00:01:22,110 because it's your turn to be the school hallway monitor. 26 00:01:22,726 --> 00:01:26,132 The hall monitor, me? - You need to watch for bad behaviour. 27 00:01:26,205 --> 00:01:30,242 And make that anyone in the hall during class has an hall pass, m'okay. 28 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:33,482 If anyone doesn't, you have the authority to bring them to me. 29 00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:36,190 A... authority? 30 00:01:36,707 --> 00:01:41,180 Now Eric, being the school hallway monitor is a big responsibility, m'okay. 31 00:01:41,285 --> 00:01:46,070 It is important you take the job seriously and that you don't abuse the power. 32 00:01:46,678 --> 00:01:47,673 Me? 33 00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:53,081 There's fear and darkness all around you 34 00:01:53,157 --> 00:01:56,092 The criminals are on the run 35 00:01:56,155 --> 00:02:00,030 No use in not having your hall pass 36 00:02:00,105 --> 00:02:03,372 I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg 37 00:02:03,466 --> 00:02:07,253 I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg 38 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:10,010 The Hallway Monitor! 39 00:02:13,248 --> 00:02:14,941 Hey, kid, get outta there. 40 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:17,682 That's cool, im done making my video anyways. 41 00:02:25,008 --> 00:02:27,412 Hallpass! Show me your hallpass! 42 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:28,770 What?! 43 00:02:29,577 --> 00:02:32,900 You know what this is? This is the mace they use on bears, faggot! 44 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,802 Now let me see your hallpass. - It's right here. 45 00:02:36,037 --> 00:02:38,253 Allright, cool, Rob. Go with Christ. 46 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:38,981 What?! 47 00:02:38,987 --> 00:02:41,012 You can't just push me up against the- 48 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:46,193 I am the dawg. The big bad. 49 00:02:46,455 --> 00:02:48,273 Oh, my god. 50 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:52,422 What the fuck is this? 51 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:57,052 And so this shape with four sides, is what class? 52 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:02,010 Ike Browlofski. You littering my hallway brah? 53 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,562 What are you doing? 54 00:03:03,846 --> 00:03:07,922 I found this in the hallway. Apparently your student Ike has an crush on you. 55 00:03:08,246 --> 00:03:12,093 You got an crush on your teacher, brah? Keep it out of my hallway. Go with Christ. 56 00:03:12,396 --> 00:03:15,091 Here you go. - I don't think that's really necessary. 57 00:03:15,156 --> 00:03:18,713 Hey! I don't tell you how to run your class. Don't tell me how to run my hallway. 58 00:03:19,545 --> 00:03:24,160 Ike has a crush on teacher. - Ike has a crush on teacher. 59 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:26,891 That's enough class. 60 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:30,580 Okay, we'll see you tomorrow everybody. 61 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:34,441 Ike, could you stay just a few minutes please? 62 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,960 Ike, i'm very flattered by all of your love notes. 63 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:42,513 But I need to be clear. 64 00:03:42,578 --> 00:03:45,250 See there's been alot of female teachers on the news lately. 65 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:48,743 Who have been having relationships with young male students and... 66 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:51,131 people might get the wrong idea. 67 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:54,002 Even though, I do admire you. 68 00:03:54,178 --> 00:03:56,192 You are so smart and gifted. 69 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,621 So mature for your age. 70 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:01,021 I don't like Mason. 71 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:05,302 You listen and you really care about what I have to say. 72 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:09,280 You make me feel things, I never... felt before. 73 00:04:13,596 --> 00:04:17,003 Ike, this is crazy. I'm your teacher. 74 00:04:17,065 --> 00:04:20,142 How can we been having these feelings for eachother? 75 00:04:20,496 --> 00:04:22,222 Your so mysterious. 76 00:04:22,297 --> 00:04:25,321 And I can't... And I can't... 77 00:04:26,427 --> 00:04:32,490 And I can't fight this feelin' anymore 78 00:04:32,536 --> 00:04:38,631 I've forgotten what I started fightin' for 79 00:04:38,715 --> 00:04:43,272 And if I have to crawl upon the floor 80 00:04:43,276 --> 00:04:46,411 Come crashin' through your door 81 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:54,980 Baby, I cant fight this feelin' anymore 82 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,330 That was unbelievable. 83 00:05:04,418 --> 00:05:07,562 I've never felt like such a woman before. 84 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:12,622 They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't let anybody know,they'll never understand. 85 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:17,952 We were ment to be, I know it. How else can sex be that incredible? 86 00:05:20,317 --> 00:05:22,991 Ike, made an nanoo. 87 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:33,081 Hey, there mr weener what ya know. Do you need to tinkle tinkle? 88 00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:34,983 Yes, I do think so. 89 00:05:35,557 --> 00:05:37,020 Hands! Let me see those hands! 90 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:41,492 Show me your hallpass, brah. - It's, it's... I just had it. 91 00:05:41,568 --> 00:05:42,762 I knew it. 92 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:52,583 Look brah, I had to bring you in. But I don't have any hard feelings against you, allright? 93 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,722 Huh? - You need a smoke, brah? 94 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:56,322 Okay. 95 00:05:58,326 --> 00:06:00,480 You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah. - I do? 96 00:06:01,477 --> 00:06:02,512 Jesus is Lord. 97 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:05,753 You can one direction in life or you just walk around in hallways without hallpass. 98 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:07,360 Or you can see the light, brah. 99 00:06:11,096 --> 00:06:14,061 Kyle, I need you to go get your brother over at his teachers house. 100 00:06:14,147 --> 00:06:14,653 Huh? 101 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:18,330 Tell his teacher i'm sorry, but I forgot he has an doctors appointment today. 102 00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:20,271 What's he doing at his teachers house? 103 00:06:20,306 --> 00:06:23,092 He's been going there in the afternoons for private turdering 104 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:33,942 Hello? 105 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,632 Excuse me. I'm here to pickup Ike. 106 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,551 Uh, hallo. Is Ike here? 107 00:06:44,698 --> 00:06:45,870 Hallo? 108 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:50,152 Oh God, i'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I was looking for my brother. 109 00:06:53,477 --> 00:06:54,562 Ike? 110 00:06:56,468 --> 00:06:58,192 What the hell is going on? 111 00:06:58,466 --> 00:07:01,340 Oh, what's the use Ike... were caught. 112 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:04,482 Hold on, please. You don't understand. 113 00:07:04,578 --> 00:07:06,723 Really? What's there not to understand? 114 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:08,480 Your brother and I... 115 00:07:08,565 --> 00:07:09,961 are in love. 116 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,593 He's a little young, don't you think? 117 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:17,171 Ike is very mature for his age and you know it. 118 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,502 He makes me feel like nobody else does. 119 00:07:21,565 --> 00:07:25,200 He loves me and only me. And I know I'm a godness to him. 120 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:28,023 When we make love he can give it to me hard or soft and gentle- 121 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:30,000 Allright! We're getting the hell out of here! 122 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:35,453 Ike! You can't possible want this? We have to tell mom! 123 00:07:38,977 --> 00:07:42,101 Is it so hard to believe that true love exists? 124 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:44,903 This is nuts. 125 00:07:50,535 --> 00:07:53,600 Mom, dad, have you ever met Ike's kindergarten teacher? 126 00:07:55,206 --> 00:07:57,300 Miss Stevensen? Yes, she's very nice. 127 00:07:57,368 --> 00:08:00,401 Yes, well she likes Ike a whole lot. - That's great. 128 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:02,931 Yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great. 129 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:05,400 Because to some degree, Ike and miss Stevensen are having a- 130 00:08:05,408 --> 00:08:06,282 Spider-Man! 131 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,103 Yes, Ike. You like Spider-Man, don't you? 132 00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:15,490 Mom, there might be something that you should look into 133 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,123 about Ike staying after school all the time- - Potcan. 134 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:22,101 Mommy, I love you, I love you. 135 00:08:22,427 --> 00:08:24,403 Mommy, loves you to sweetie. 136 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:27,200 Would you excuse us for a second. 137 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:46,223 Mom, I think you should talk to Ike about love and sex. 138 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,601 Sex? Oh bubi, Ike is much to young. 139 00:08:53,307 --> 00:08:55,602 Your so full of crap, Foley! - What? 140 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,902 I did shoot him in the face. Twice! 141 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,202 Ex... excuse me. 142 00:09:00,946 --> 00:09:02,703 My name is... Brad. 143 00:09:02,937 --> 00:09:05,801 And I need to report a crime. Anonimously. 144 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,403 What's the crime? 145 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,951 Well I attend at South Park Elementary. And... and... 146 00:09:10,072 --> 00:09:12,807 One of the teachers is having sex with a student. 147 00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:21,193 You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now, who is the teacher? What's his name? 148 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:23,122 Well, it isn?t a guy teacher, its an woman. 149 00:09:23,205 --> 00:09:24,002 A woman? 150 00:09:24,108 --> 00:09:25,903 Yeah, she's having sex with a boy. 151 00:09:26,756 --> 00:09:29,340 Oh, but she's ugly, right? - No, not really. 152 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,911 It's the kindergarten teacher, miss Stevensen. - The blonde? 153 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:32,803 Yeah. 154 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,330 Some youg boy is having sex with miss Stevensen? - Yes. 155 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:38,651 Nice... 156 00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:39,722 Nice... 157 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:40,521 What?! 158 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:42,993 No, you don't understand it. - You sure they had sex? 159 00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:43,852 Y es. 160 00:09:44,028 --> 00:09:46,791 Has she performed oral sex on him? - I think so. 161 00:09:47,665 --> 00:09:49,500 Nice. - Nice... 162 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:50,802 Niceee... 163 00:09:50,908 --> 00:09:52,900 So wait, what's the crime? 164 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,700 The crime is, she isn't doing it with me. 165 00:09:56,806 --> 00:10:00,002 Hey! He's totally under age! She's taking advantage of him! 166 00:10:00,106 --> 00:10:02,911 You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. 167 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:04,952 We need to track this student down and... 168 00:10:05,008 --> 00:10:07,432 and give him his Luckiest Boy of America medal right away. 169 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,853 Guys, can I talk to you? - Sure, dude. 170 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,682 I need you to keep quiet about this, right? 171 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,080 My little brother and his teacher- - Brah's. 172 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:25,102 It's almost passed time, I need you to start clear the hallways! 173 00:10:25,405 --> 00:10:28,303 Not now, Cartmann. I have really serious problems! 174 00:10:28,406 --> 00:10:29,463 Dude, what's the matter? 175 00:10:29,518 --> 00:10:32,001 The kindergarten teacher is having sex with my brother. 176 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:36,030 Really? 177 00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,841 Damn, brah. Your little brother is pretty cool. 178 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:40,683 It's not cool! Ike isnt old enough to understand. 179 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,013 What's to understand? You get a boner 180 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,623 slap her titties around some and stick it inside her and pee. 181 00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:49,112 Stick it inside her and pee? 182 00:10:49,786 --> 00:10:51,842 Well, okay fine. Unless you don't wanna get her pregnant. 183 00:10:51,848 --> 00:10:53,660 Then you pull it out and pee on her leg. 184 00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:55,043 Dude, I really don't see a problem. 185 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:56,500 Yeah, I got bigger things to deal with. 186 00:10:56,538 --> 00:10:59,281 You guys don't understand! His wacko teacher is like a schoolgirl. 187 00:10:59,337 --> 00:11:02,702 They pass notes to eachother in class, they have sex in her house over lunchbreak. 188 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,100 During class they sneak out and kiss in the hallways. 189 00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:07,753 They what? 190 00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,420 They sneak out during class and make out in the hallways. 191 00:11:10,507 --> 00:11:13,950 Hang on a second. Making out in the hallway is strictly against school policy. 192 00:11:14,017 --> 00:11:16,312 Well there doing it. - Well, yeah now it's personal. 193 00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:19,651 The hallways are my juristriction. If there is an hallway infraction going on... 194 00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:21,572 they are gonna have to deal with the dawg. 195 00:11:23,806 --> 00:11:27,782 Okay, just contineu with your macroni pictures. The teacher has to step out for a second. 196 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:30,803 Ah, Ike. Could you help me out, please? 197 00:11:33,238 --> 00:11:36,202 Oh, Ike. I just had to have an second alone with you. 198 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:38,313 I like baba better. 199 00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:40,890 I got your loveletter and I wrote you one back. 200 00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:44,021 Oh, just one kiss to hold me over for the rest of the class. 201 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,101 Hall infraction! 202 00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:49,582 Oh ah, we were just heading back in. 203 00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,032 You got an hallpass, brah? 204 00:11:51,118 --> 00:11:53,302 I dont need an hallpass, I'm a teacher. 205 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:54,683 Yeah, well were is his hallpass? 206 00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:57,190 Look, just let us get back in. - Get down on the floor! 207 00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:58,790 We're going back inside. 208 00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:01,452 You like bear mace, icehead? - Bear mace? 209 00:12:01,568 --> 00:12:03,510 Your going with Christ! 210 00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,452 And thats what I got principal brah. 211 00:12:07,496 --> 00:12:11,530 These two were in the hallways, making out. She had those loveletters on her person. 212 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:14,402 "Ike, I long to feel your arms around me?" 213 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:18,302 Miss Stevensen! Your having an relationship with your student? 214 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,323 Yes, during classtime, without an hallpass. 215 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:23,593 This is unbelievable. - I know 216 00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,813 it's like an hallpass doesnt even matter to her. 217 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:28,893 Miss Stevensen, I will need to inform the police. 218 00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:30,291 Oh God! 219 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:32,683 You just dealt with the dog, bitch! 220 00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:39,900 Sorry we had to do this, but the lady principal instisted. 221 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:42,303 What's going on? 222 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:45,901 The kindergarten teacher is suspected with having sex with a student. 223 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,483 With a student? 224 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,632 But... she's a woman. 225 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,320 Yeah, I know. 226 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:53,723 But... she's hot. 227 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,903 Wow, I think I owe you one, Cartman. 228 00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:59,803 You don't owe me anything. My hallways are clean. 229 00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:10,860 Ike, I didn't tell on you. You got busted by the hallway monitor. 230 00:13:12,596 --> 00:13:15,483 Okay, okay, I did have something to do with it... 231 00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:18,301 but someday your gonna realize it was for the best. 232 00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,300 You are dead to me. 233 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,333 What? 234 00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:25,800 I said: Your dead to me. 235 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,303 I'm dead to you? 236 00:13:28,645 --> 00:13:30,852 Your dead to me, Kyle! 237 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,930 I'm at the policestation. They say they found some evidence. 238 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:38,080 I'm so scared. 239 00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:41,350 Listen, I want you to know. It's okay. 240 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,782 If anybody tries to talk to you, you don't need to say anything. 241 00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:45,871 Just leave it to me. 242 00:13:45,978 --> 00:13:48,473 I know a way out of this. 243 00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:54,503 Tom, an elementary school teacher is under arrest for an elegently having affair 244 00:13:54,516 --> 00:13:56,303 with one of her young students. 245 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,970 The case is shocking. 246 00:13:58,097 --> 00:14:02,030 Due mostly to the fact, that the teacher... is pretty hot, Tom. 247 00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:04,750 If the accusations are true, then... 248 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:05,732 damn! 249 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:09,080 Looks like the defendant and her lawyer are about to give a statement, Tom. 250 00:14:10,006 --> 00:14:14,723 I am deeply sorry to announce that the allegations against me are true. 251 00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:20,801 Over the past several weeks, I have been having physical relations with one of my students. 252 00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:23,682 Nice. 253 00:14:23,825 --> 00:14:24,862 Nice... 254 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:28,551 I know my actions were wrong, but I cannot be fully to blame. 255 00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:32,521 You see... I am an alcoholic. 256 00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,680 Yes, I'm afraid its true. 257 00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,440 Oh no! - What? 258 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:41,621 I don't believe it. She's using the Mel Gibson defense! 259 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,133 I am an perfectly good person. 260 00:14:44,265 --> 00:14:49,730 But when I drink, the alcohol makes me say and do things I normally wouldn't do. 261 00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:51,532 Well, that explains it. 262 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:54,733 Do we still press charges? - Who are we gonna convict, Johnny Walker? 263 00:14:54,785 --> 00:14:58,223 Poor woman, she's an victim. - Yeah, she's an hot victim. 264 00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:03,643 My client has agreed to check herself into rehab immediately. 265 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:08,233 Goodluck, ma'am! You can beat your alcoholism! 266 00:15:09,906 --> 00:15:11,403 PARK COUNTY DRUG & ALCOHOL REHABILITATION CENTER 267 00:15:16,038 --> 00:15:19,773 Alcohol is a crush, wich we use to medicate ourselfs. 268 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:23,051 to, to cover up emotional bagage from our past. 269 00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:26,640 Was there ever an history of sexual abuse in your family? 270 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:31,652 No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures. 271 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,551 Nice... 272 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,703 Congratulations, Miss Stevenson. 273 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,200 All better now! 274 00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:54,560 Ike! - Miss Stevensen. 275 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:59,140 Ike, we have to get out of here. They never let us be together. 276 00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:03,722 I think we should go to Milan. Like we always talked about. 277 00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:06,512 Milan... 278 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:09,652 Get your things together! We don't have much time. 279 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:16,872 Ike, are you okay? 280 00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:18,860 Ike? 281 00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:28,101 You sure your not lying, Foley? 282 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:32,000 No, really! I shot both of them, they werent even doing nothing! 283 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,403 Help! Please, I need your help! 284 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:37,372 That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she, she left town with my son! 285 00:16:37,445 --> 00:16:39,662 I got a note saying they're going to Milan! 286 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,032 You're kidding! - No, it's true! 287 00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:45,273 Damnit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?! 288 00:16:45,557 --> 00:16:46,991 This is serious! 289 00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:51,300 Yeah, boys going to Milan with a beautiful older woman. Quick! Call the FBI! 290 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:56,720 Are you going to do nothing?! - All right all right, we'll make a report. 291 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,051 Jesus... 292 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,452 There you are. What are you doing? You giving up, brah?! 293 00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:05,900 Dude, my brother's in Milan. There's nothing I can do. 294 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:08,613 No, they haven't left yet. Their flight is tomorrow morning. 295 00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:12,402 How do you know that? - I had Beth check out their Travelocity account. 296 00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:14,502 Who's Beth? - Beth is my bitch. 297 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,292 I put a whole crew together, brah. 298 00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:19,690 I'm gonna get that hallway-defilng slut no matter what it takes! Are you in?! 299 00:17:22,988 --> 00:17:25,910 I got some badass guys to help me. 300 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:29,040 I only had to pay them fifteen bucks. 301 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:32,962 You think you got away with not having a hall pass? 302 00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:36,370 You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg! 303 00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:40,383 I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg! 304 00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:43,410 Think you can get away with not having a hall pass? Think again! 305 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:45,901 How was that, Butters? 306 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,002 That was pretty good. 307 00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:49,930 Can we get going now, please?! 308 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:52,280 Yep. We're all done with the video, let's move out! 309 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,271 Ike, is that all you're gonna do is watch TV? 310 00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:01,920 I love TV. Yaaay! 311 00:18:02,107 --> 00:18:05,370 But what about me? I want to talk. 312 00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,631 Everyone get a good look at our fugitive! I want her taken down fast and clean! 313 00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:15,403 She ran away, now she got to deal with the Dawg, huh? 314 00:18:16,715 --> 00:18:20,200 Beth found out they have a room at the Airport Hilton. We need to search it. 315 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,541 Here's the hotel! Beth, tell Leeroy to pull up here! 316 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,013 All right, let's go! Move out! 317 00:18:28,186 --> 00:18:31,520 Hey! You can't leave your car there! - It's okay! I'm a hallway monitor! 318 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,532 Keep separation! Leeroy, check out our twenty! 319 00:18:34,537 --> 00:18:36,590 Can I help you? - You seen this woman, brah? 320 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,772 She's staying here! 321 00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:42,581 Who are you? - I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg! 322 00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:45,342 I think you should leave before I call the police! 323 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:47,093 Beth! Bear-mace that guy! 324 00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:50,592 Let's check out the rooms! Leeroy and Kyle go that way! 325 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,800 Beth, you come with me! 326 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:54,250 We need police here, right away! 327 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,140 Y es? 328 00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:00,233 I'm looking for this teacher! Is she in your room, brah?! 329 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:03,521 Do you mind keepin' it down? - Keep your mouth shut, brah! 330 00:19:07,888 --> 00:19:10,291 Oh no! Ike! They're on to us! 331 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,080 Oh no! 332 00:19:12,397 --> 00:19:14,590 Hurry darling! We have to get out of here! 333 00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,621 What have we got? What have we got?! - Who called 911?! 334 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:17,923 They went that way. 335 00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,791 Look out! They have bear mace! 336 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,903 Open up! I'm with the Dawg! 337 00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,442 Oh crap! 338 00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:27,173 You freeze right there! 339 00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,352 Come on, darling! 340 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:32,953 Hey! 341 00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:36,501 Mam ich Dawg! Piąte piętro! 342 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,030 Praise Christ! Let's go! 343 00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,501 Ike, run! 344 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,170 Beth! Bear mace that guy! And that guy! 345 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:52,893 Freeze, bitch! - Freeze! 346 00:19:52,908 --> 00:19:54,632 Hands up! Hands up! - Don't move! Don't move! 347 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,422 It's all right! There's been a misunderstanding! 348 00:19:57,576 --> 00:19:58,901 I'm a hall monitor. 349 00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:03,613 This fugitive is trying to avoid a hallway infraction by skipping off to Milan. 350 00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:07,080 Hey, that is the teacher we just got the report about. 351 00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:09,783 All right, Miss Stevenson, you got nowhere to go! 352 00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,683 Why couldn't you just leave us alone? All we wanted was to love. 353 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,800 Get down! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Dawg-style! 354 00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:20,900 She gawt a scarf awn her heyed, huh? 355 00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:22,753 It's all over, Ike. 356 00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:27,253 Milan, the house in Tuscany. They'll never let us be together! 357 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:29,401 We have to go with the backup plan. 358 00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:36,923 Now hold on, don't do anything foolish! We can talk about this! 359 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:42,911 You can't accept our love? So then we can only be together in eternity. 360 00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,213 No! Ike, don't do it! 361 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,831 I don deser futty bad man. 362 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:53,272 Ike, please. I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it's not. 363 00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:55,572 You have so much life ahead of you. 364 00:20:57,287 --> 00:21:00,443 You who don't believe i true love don't understand. 365 00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:02,571 Ike, you need to have a life. 366 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,220 Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship. 367 00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:09,982 I'm afraid you're too late. 368 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:12,900 Are you ready, my love? Here we go! 369 00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:16,061 One, two, three, aaaahhh! 370 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,262 Ike? 371 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,680 Yaaaay! 372 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,183 Ike! 373 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:28,190 Well, looks like once again, the Dawg has prevailed. 374 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,141 I hope you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with Christ 375 00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:33,811 you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement. 376 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,163 Hey kid, you need to get off the roof now. 377 00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:38,890 That's cool. I'm done making my video anyways. 378 00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:42,082 Transcipt: spscriptorium Sync: muter for www.forom