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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x10
"Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy"
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And so then,
I put my finger up my butthole, right?
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And I walked up to Kelly Nelson
and I said, "Do you smell lemon grrass?"
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And she smelled my finger and puked!
Oh, guys, you should have been there.
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Eric, I have to take
you to the principal's office.
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What?! I didn't do it.
Kelly Nelson is a lair!
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I've been instructed to bring
you to the principals office.
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Oh, suck my balls you
ginger Jew rat hall monitor!
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Punkass stoolie,
who the fuck do you think you are?!
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I just doing my job.
- I just dadededeh.
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You why you are a hallway monitor?
Because you don't have any friends.
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You should kill yourself.
You should kill yourself!
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Eric Cartman, report to the
principals office immediately.
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Ah, goddamnit!
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Come on in, Eric.
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I'm sorry, principal Victoria. I didn't
mean to do it, how could I been so foolish.
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Eric, the reason why we called you in here is
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because it's your turn to
be the school hallway monitor.
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The hall monitor, me?
- You need to watch for bad behaviour.
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And make that anyone in the hall
during class has an hall pass, m'okay.
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If anyone doesn't, you have
the authority to bring them to me.
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A... authority?
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Now Eric, being the school hallway
monitor is a big responsibility, m'okay.
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It is important you take the job seriously
and that you don't abuse the power.
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Me?
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There's fear and darkness all around you
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The criminals are on the run
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No use in not having your hall pass
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I'll take you to the principal
'cause I'm the Dawg
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I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg
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The Hallway Monitor!
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Hey, kid, get outta there.
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That's cool, im done making my video anyways.
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Hallpass!
Show me your hallpass!
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What?!
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You know what this is?
This is the mace they use on bears, faggot!
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Now let me see your hallpass.
- It's right here.
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Allright, cool, Rob.
Go with Christ.
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What?!
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You can't just push me up against the-
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I am the dawg.
The big bad.
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Oh, my god.
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What the fuck is this?
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And so this shape with four sides,
is what class?
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Ike Browlofski.
You littering my hallway brah?
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What are you doing?
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I found this in the hallway.
Apparently your student Ike has an crush on you.
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You got an crush on your teacher, brah?
Keep it out of my hallway. Go with Christ.
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Here you go.
- I don't think that's really necessary.
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Hey! I don't tell you how to run your class.
Don't tell me how to run my hallway.
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Ike has a crush on teacher.
- Ike has a crush on teacher.
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That's enough class.
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Okay, we'll see you tomorrow everybody.
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Ike, could you stay just a few minutes please?
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Ike, i'm very flattered
by all of your love notes.
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But I need to be clear.
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See there's been alot of female teachers
on the news lately.
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Who have been having relationships
with young male students and...
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people might get the wrong idea.
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Even though, I do admire you.
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You are so smart and gifted.
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So mature for your age.
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I don't like Mason.
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You listen and you really care
about what I have to say.
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You make me feel things,
I never... felt before.
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Ike, this is crazy.
I'm your teacher.
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How can we been having
these feelings for eachother?
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Your so mysterious.
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And I can't... And I can't...
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And I can't fight this feelin' anymore
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I've forgotten what I started fightin' for
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And if I have to crawl upon the floor
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Come crashin' through your door
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Baby, I cant fight this feelin' anymore
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That was unbelievable.
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I've never felt like such a woman before.
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They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't
let anybody know,they'll never understand.
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We were ment to be, I know it.
How else can sex be that incredible?
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Ike, made an nanoo.
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Hey, there mr weener what ya know.
Do you need to tinkle tinkle?
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Yes, I do think so.
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Hands! Let me see those hands!
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Show me your hallpass, brah.
- It's, it's... I just had it.
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I knew it.
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Look brah, I had to bring you in. But I don't
have any hard feelings against you, allright?
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Huh?
- You need a smoke, brah?
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Okay.
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You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah.
- I do?
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Jesus is Lord.
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You can one direction in life or you just
walk around in hallways without hallpass.
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Or you can see the light, brah.
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Kyle, I need you to go get your brother
over at his teachers house.
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Huh?
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Tell his teacher i'm sorry, but I forgot
he has an doctors appointment today.
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What's he doing at his teachers house?
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He's been going there in
the afternoons for private turdering
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Hello?
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Excuse me. I'm here to pickup Ike.
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Uh, hallo. Is Ike here?
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Hallo?
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Oh God, i'm sorry. I didn't mean to,
I was looking for my brother.
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Ike?
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What the hell is going on?
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Oh, what's the use Ike... were caught.
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Hold on, please.
You don't understand.
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Really? What's there not to understand?
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Your brother and I...
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are in love.
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He's a little young, don't you think?
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Ike is very mature for his age
and you know it.
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He makes me feel like nobody else does.
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He loves me and only me.
And I know I'm a godness to him.
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When we make love he can give
it to me hard or soft and gentle-
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Allright! We're getting the hell out of here!
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Ike! You can't possible want this?
We have to tell mom!
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Is it so hard to believe that true love exists?
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This is nuts.
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Mom, dad, have you ever
met Ike's kindergarten teacher?
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Miss Stevensen?
Yes, she's very nice.
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Yes, well she likes Ike a whole lot.
- That's great.
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Yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great.
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Because to some degree, Ike
and miss Stevensen are having a-
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Spider-Man!
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Yes, Ike. You like Spider-Man, don't you?
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Mom, there might be something
that you should look into
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about Ike staying after school all the time-
- Potcan.
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Mommy, I love you, I love you.
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Mommy, loves you to sweetie.
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Would you excuse us for a second.
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Mom, I think you should talk
to Ike about love and sex.
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Sex?
Oh bubi, Ike is much to young.
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Your so full of crap, Foley!
- What?
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I did shoot him in the face.
Twice!
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Ex... excuse me.
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My name is... Brad.
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And I need to report a crime.
Anonimously.
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What's the crime?
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Well I attend at South Park Elementary.
And... and...
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One of the teachers is having sex with a student.
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You did the right thing telling the police, Brad.
Now, who is the teacher? What's his name?
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Well, it isn?t a guy teacher, its an woman.
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A woman?
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Yeah, she's having sex with a boy.
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Oh, but she's ugly, right?
- No, not really.
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It's the kindergarten teacher, miss Stevensen.
- The blonde?
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Yeah.
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Some youg boy is having sex with miss Stevensen?
- Yes.
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Nice...
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Nice...
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What?!
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No, you don't understand it.
- You sure they had sex?
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Y es.
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Has she performed oral sex on him?
- I think so.
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Nice.
- Nice...
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Niceee...
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So wait, what's the crime?
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The crime is, she isn't doing it with me.
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Hey! He's totally under age!
She's taking advantage of him!
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You're right, we're sorry.
This is serious.
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We need to track this student down and...
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and give him his Luckiest Boy
of America medal right away.
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Guys, can I talk to you?
- Sure, dude.
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I need you to keep quiet about this, right?
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My little brother and his teacher-
- Brah's.
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It's almost passed time, I need
you to start clear the hallways!
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Not now, Cartmann.
I have really serious problems!
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Dude, what's the matter?
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The kindergarten teacher
is having sex with my brother.
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Really?
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Damn, brah. Your little brother is pretty cool.
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It's not cool!
Ike isnt old enough to understand.
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What's to understand?
You get a boner
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slap her titties around some
and stick it inside her and pee.
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Stick it inside her and pee?
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Well, okay fine.
Unless you don't wanna get her pregnant.
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Then you pull it out and pee on her leg.
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Dude, I really don't see a problem.
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Yeah, I got bigger things to deal with.
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You guys don't understand!
His wacko teacher is like a schoolgirl.
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They pass notes to eachother in class,
they have sex in her house over lunchbreak.
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During class they sneak out
and kiss in the hallways.
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They what?
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They sneak out during class
and make out in the hallways.
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Hang on a second. Making out in
the hallway is strictly against school policy.
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Well there doing it.
- Well, yeah now it's personal.
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The hallways are my juristriction.
If there is an hallway infraction going on...
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they are gonna have to deal with the dawg.
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Okay, just contineu with your macroni pictures.
The teacher has to step out for a second.
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Ah, Ike. Could you help me out, please?
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Oh, Ike. I just had to have
an second alone with you.
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I like baba better.
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I got your loveletter
and I wrote you one back.
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Oh, just one kiss to hold me
over for the rest of the class.
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Hall infraction!
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Oh ah, we were just heading back in.
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You got an hallpass, brah?
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I dont need an hallpass, I'm a teacher.
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Yeah, well were is his hallpass?
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Look, just let us get back in.
- Get down on the floor!
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We're going back inside.
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You like bear mace, icehead?
- Bear mace?
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Your going with Christ!
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And thats what I got principal brah.
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These two were in the hallways, making out.
She had those loveletters on her person.
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"Ike, I long to feel your arms around me?"
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Miss Stevensen!
Your having an relationship with your student?
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Yes, during classtime, without an hallpass.
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This is unbelievable.
- I know
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it's like an hallpass doesnt even matter to her.
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Miss Stevensen,
I will need to inform the police.
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Oh God!
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You just dealt with the dog, bitch!
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Sorry we had to do this,
but the lady principal instisted.
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What's going on?
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The kindergarten teacher is suspected
with having sex with a student.
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With a student?
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But... she's a woman.
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Yeah, I know.
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But... she's hot.
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Wow, I think I owe you one, Cartman.
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You don't owe me anything.
My hallways are clean.
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Ike, I didn't tell on you.
You got busted by the hallway monitor.
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Okay, okay,
I did have something to do with it...
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but someday your gonna
realize it was for the best.
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You are dead to me.
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What?
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I said: Your dead to me.
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I'm dead to you?
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Your dead to me, Kyle!
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I'm at the policestation.
They say they found some evidence.
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I'm so scared.
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Listen, I want you to know.
It's okay.
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If anybody tries to talk to you,
you don't need to say anything.
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Just leave it to me.
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I know a way out of this.
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Tom, an elementary school teacher is
under arrest for an elegently having affair
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with one of her young students.
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The case is shocking.
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Due mostly to the fact,
that the teacher... is pretty hot, Tom.
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If the accusations are true, then...
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damn!
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Looks like the defendant and her lawyer
are about to give a statement, Tom.
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I am deeply sorry to announce that
the allegations against me are true.
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Over the past several weeks, I have been having
physical relations with one of my students.
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Nice.
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Nice...
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I know my actions were wrong,
but I cannot be fully to blame.
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You see... I am an alcoholic.
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Yes, I'm afraid its true.
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Oh no!
- What?
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I don't believe it.
She's using the Mel Gibson defense!
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I am an perfectly good person.
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But when I drink, the alcohol makes me say
and do things I normally wouldn't do.
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Well, that explains it.
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Do we still press charges?
- Who are we gonna convict, Johnny Walker?
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Poor woman, she's an victim.
- Yeah, she's an hot victim.
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My client has agreed to check
herself into rehab immediately.
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Goodluck, ma'am!
You can beat your alcoholism!
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PARK COUNTY DRUG & ALCOHOL
REHABILITATION CENTER
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Alcohol is a crush,
wich we use to medicate ourselfs.
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to, to cover up emotional bagage from our past.
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Was there ever an history of sexual
abuse in your family?
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No, but my uncle used to ask me and my
twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures.
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Nice...
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Congratulations, Miss Stevenson.
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All better now!
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Ike!
- Miss Stevensen.
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Ike, we have to get out of here.
They never let us be together.
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I think we should go to Milan.
Like we always talked about.
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Milan...
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Get your things together!
We don't have much time.
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Ike, are you okay?
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Ike?
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You sure your not lying, Foley?
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No, really! I shot both of them,
they werent even doing nothing!
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Help! Please, I need your help!
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That teacher, Miss Stevenson,
she, she left town with my son!
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I got a note saying they're going to Milan!
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You're kidding!
- No, it's true!
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Damnit, where were all these
sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?!
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This is serious!
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Yeah, boys going to Milan with a beautiful
older woman. Quick! Call the FBI!
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Are you going to do nothing?!
- All right all right, we'll make a report.
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Jesus...
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There you are. What are you doing?
You giving up, brah?!
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Dude, my brother's in Milan.
There's nothing I can do.
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No, they haven't left yet.
Their flight is tomorrow morning.
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How do you know that?
- I had Beth check out their Travelocity account.
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Who's Beth?
- Beth is my bitch.
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I put a whole crew together, brah.
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I'm gonna get that hallway-defilng slut
no matter what it takes! Are you in?!
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I got some badass guys to help me.
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I only had to pay them fifteen bucks.
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You think you got away
with not having a hall pass?
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You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!
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I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!
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Think you can get away with
not having a hall pass? Think again!
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How was that, Butters?
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That was pretty good.
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Can we get going now, please?!
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Yep. We're all done with
the video, let's move out!
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Ike, is that all you're gonna do is watch TV?
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I love TV. Yaaay!
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But what about me?
I want to talk.
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Everyone get a good look at our fugitive!
I want her taken down fast and clean!
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She ran away, now she
got to deal with the Dawg, huh?
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Beth found out they have a room at
the Airport Hilton. We need to search it.
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Here's the hotel!
Beth, tell Leeroy to pull up here!
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All right, let's go! Move out!
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00:18:28,186 --> 00:18:31,520
Hey! You can't leave your car there!
- It's okay! I'm a hallway monitor!
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Keep separation!
Leeroy, check out our twenty!
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Can I help you?
- You seen this woman, brah?
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She's staying here!
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Who are you?
- I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!
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I think you should leave
before I call the police!
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Beth! Bear-mace that guy!
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Let's check out the rooms!
Leeroy and Kyle go that way!
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Beth, you come with me!
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We need police here, right away!
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Y es?
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I'm looking for this teacher!
Is she in your room, brah?!
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Do you mind keepin' it down?
- Keep your mouth shut, brah!
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Oh no! Ike!
They're on to us!
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Oh no!
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Hurry darling! We have to get out of here!
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00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,621
What have we got? What have we got?!
- Who called 911?!
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They went that way.
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00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,791
Look out! They have bear mace!
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Open up!
I'm with the Dawg!
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00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,442
Oh crap!
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You freeze right there!
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Come on, darling!
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Hey!
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Mam ich Dawg!
Piąte piętro!
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Praise Christ! Let's go!
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Ike, run!
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Beth!
Bear mace that guy! And that guy!
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Freeze, bitch!
- Freeze!
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Hands up! Hands up!
- Don't move! Don't move!
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It's all right!
There's been a misunderstanding!
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I'm a hall monitor.
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00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:03,613
This fugitive is trying to avoid a hallway
infraction by skipping off to Milan.
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00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:07,080
Hey, that is the teacher we
just got the report about.
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00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:09,783
All right, Miss Stevenson,
you got nowhere to go!
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00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,683
Why couldn't you just leave us alone?
All we wanted was to love.
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00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,800
Get down! We can do this the easy way,
or we can do it Dawg-style!
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00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:20,900
She gawt a scarf awn her heyed, huh?
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00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:22,753
It's all over, Ike.
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00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:27,253
Milan, the house in Tuscany.
They'll never let us be together!
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00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:29,401
We have to go with the backup plan.
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00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:36,923
Now hold on, don't do anything foolish!
We can talk about this!
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00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:42,911
You can't accept our love?
So then we can only be together in eternity.
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00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,213
No!
Ike, don't do it!
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I don deser futty bad man.
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00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:53,272
Ike, please. I know your first love seems
like the only love, but trust me, it's not.
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You have so much life ahead of you.
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You who don't believe i
true love don't understand.
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00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:02,571
Ike, you need to have a life.
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00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,220
Have fun.
Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.
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00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:09,982
I'm afraid you're too late.
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00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:12,900
Are you ready, my love?
Here we go!
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00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:16,061
One, two, three, aaaahhh!
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00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,262
Ike?
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00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,680
Yaaaay!
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00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,183
Ike!
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Well, looks like once again,
the Dawg has prevailed.
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I hope you've learned, kids,
that if you don't go with Christ
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you could end up just like that
splattered bitch down on the pavement.
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00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,163
Hey kid, you need to get off the roof now.
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00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:38,890
That's cool.
I'm done making my video anyways.
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