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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x06
"ManBearPig"
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M'kay, students, we have a very
special guest speaker today.
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Who can tell me the name of
our country's last vice-president?
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Dick Cheney?
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No, the last one.
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Bill Clinton.
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No, Clinton's vice-president.
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He is here today to talk to you students
about some very serious issues.
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Please welcome Al Gore.
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Who?
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Thank you, Mr. Mackey,
students of South Park Elementary.
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I'm here to educate you about
the single biggest threat to our planet.
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You see...
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there is something out there
which threatens our very existence
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and may be the end of
the human race as we know it.
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I'm talking of course about...
Manbearpig.
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Manbearpig?
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It is a creature which roams the earth alone.
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It is half man, half bear
and half pig.
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Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real.
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Well, I'm here to tell you know,
Manbearpig is very real
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and he most certainly exists.
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I'm serial.
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Manbearpig doesn't care who
you are or what you've done.
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Manbearpig simply wants to get you!
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I'm super-serial.
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But have no fear,
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because I am here to save you!
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And someday,
when the world is rid of Manbearpig,
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everyone will say "Thank you, Al Gore".
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"You're super awesome".
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The end.
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Uhhh, ohhhkay, thank you Mr. Gore.
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Thank you, class.
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Excelsior!
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Check out this sweet move.
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Kyle, you can't block like that.
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Just play the game, fatass!
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Pass it to me, Cartman!
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Hang on.
I'm going to do something super killer.
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God damnit, stop it, Kyle!
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All right, check it out.
This is a total Kobe Bryant I'm about to do.
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Just take a shot or pass the ball, asshole!
It's getting late!
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Let's just see who gets
the ball this time, Jewboy!
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Kyle, knock it off!
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Cartman, stop hogging the goddamned ball!
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Foood!
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Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig.
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It's me, Al Gore.
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We know.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I'm spreading manbearpig awareness.
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Here, each of you kids take a pamphlet
and a bumper sticker.
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"We must all stop ManBearPig"
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I hope now you boys see
that this is totally serial.
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The next time,
it could be the "real" manbearpig.
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Can I just get you to sign the awareness sheet?
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Just your name and phone number
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and where you first heard about manbearpig?
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Uhh, Stan?
- Oh, hey Dad.
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Hello.
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It's ah...
getting late, boys.
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Why don't you get in the car
and I'll drive you all home?
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Okay, Mr. Marsh.
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Be safe.
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Boys, I don't want you hanging out
with that ex vice-president anymore, okay?
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Aw, he's all right, Dad.
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He was just trying to warn us about ManBearPig.
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ManBearPig?
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He's half man and half bearpig.
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No, dude, he's half man
and half bear and half pig.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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He could be half bear, half manpig.
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Boys, there's no such thing as a manbearpig.
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The vice president is just
desperate for attention.
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But I feel kind of bad for him, Dad.
I don't think he has any friends.
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Hello?
- Hello, this is Al Gore
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Oh man...
Hi Mr. Gore.
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I was the vice president.
- I know.
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Can you and your friends make it to an
emergency manbearpig meeting tomorrow morning?
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I have some evidence
he could be in this area.
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Eh look, I'm sorry but, we're all kind of busy.
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Oh. I get it.
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You don't believe me either.
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No, no, it's not that.
- Yes it is.
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Nobody believes me!
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I'm trying to warn everybody
and nobody takes me serial!
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I just want somebody in the world
to take me serial just for once.
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Ih it's okay, Mr. Gore, I, I believe you.
- No, you don't.
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Yeah, I'm sure ManBearPig needs
to be stopped. I'm just...
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I'm just scared that I can't
do anything to stop him.
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Are you serial?
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Yes, I'm serial.
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Don't worry!
We can stop him!
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Bring everyone you can to my manbearpig
meeting tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp!
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Dude, why are we going
to hang out with this guy?
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Yeah, I don't get it.
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Come on, you guys,
Al Gore doesn't have any friends.
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We'll just make an appearance at
his little meeting and then we'll go.
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Hi kids! Come on in!
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Okay, let's get this meeting started.
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What do you kids think we
should do to stop ManBearPig?
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Yyeah, you know, Mr. Gore,
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uh, my dad's a geologist,
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and he said that ManBearPig
probably isn't in Colorado.
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What does your dad look like?
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Does he have large hooves
where his feet should be?
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No!
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Damn. For a minute there,
I thought we found him.
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Well, this was a great meeting.
Wasn't it, guys?
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But, we gotta get goin' to school now.
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Oh my God!
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ManBearPig screen active!
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What is this area of Colorado!
It's a it's a cave of some kind!
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Yeah, that's Cave of the Winds.
It's a tourist attraction.
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Oh Jesus on ice skates,
we've gotta get down there right away.
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Ah I don't think so, dude.
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Yeah, we've got school anyway.
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I can get you all excused from school.
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You... have that kind of power?
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Look!
You boys have a chance to help me find
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and kill ManBearPig once and for all!
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I'm totally serial!
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Hello everyone, welcome to Cave of the Winds.
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Our tour is gonna take us to two chambers
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in one of the most elaborate
cavern systems in Colorado.
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Before we get started I do understand
we have a special guest in our group today.
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The ex vice-president, Mr. Al Gore.
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Mr. Gore asked me to make sure
you all knew he was here.
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Now, once we enter the cave we do
ask you that you follow two rules:
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stay on the path and do not touch anything.
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Allright, are we ready?
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Yeah.
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Let's go cavin'.
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Here we are in the main chamber of the cave.
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It was discovered in 1892
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and first used as a hideout
for smugglers of the Old West.
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Have you noticed high deposits of sulfur
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or a salmon-like odor coming
from the caves lately?
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No.
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Now, as you can see, the cave is filled
with stalagmites and stalagtites.
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Water drips from the cave's...
- All right, kids.
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I need you to keep an eye out
for manbearpig droppings.
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What do manbearpig droppings look like?
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Similar to pig droppings, but more manbearlike.
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These rocks often make interesting
shapes which we like to name.
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For instance, this one here we named
"The Hanging Mushroom".
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And over here we have
"Man With Helmet and Two Bowling Balls".
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And finally, of course,
the "Two Sisters".
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Now the cave itself is millions of years old
and has a constant temperature of 57 degrees.
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Groan! Groan!
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Sir? Mr. Gore? Is there a problem?
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Not yet.
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All right, everyone, if you'll step this way,
you'll see how the cave gets its name.
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Kids!
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Kids, over here!
Look.
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What?
- I bet this is where he's hiding.
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This looks like ManBearPig Central.
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Come on!
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Come on! This is where ManBearPig is!
I'm serial!
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In certain areas of the cave, the wind actually
blows through, causing a sound you can hear.
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Take a picture of the sound, Steven.
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Mr. Gore, I I think we should
stay with the tour group.
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Wait! Shhh.
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Christ!
He's here!
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Take this rope!
Be ready to tie him up!
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I've got you now, you son of a bitch!
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What are you doing?!
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Oh no!
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No!
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Leave them alone, you Goddamned ManBearPig!
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Help!
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Damn you ManBearPig! They're just children!
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O-kay, everyone, out of the cave.
Now!
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Hello?
- Help!
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We're trapped in here!
- Somebody get us some help down hyah!
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Hello, help!
- Hello?
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Forget it!
They can't hear us!
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What are we gonna do?
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You'd better get us out of here, asshole!
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Me?
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You just had to go and be nice to Al Gore!
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Now we're trapped in a cave!
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Maybe there's another way out of here.
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Oh, no kidding.
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All right, let's split up
and look for a passageway.
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Everyone take a different direction.
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Oh man, we're in big trouble here.
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This is... bullcrap!
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If I'ma thin I'm gonna be so... pissed off!
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Goddamnit!
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"Smugglers Den"
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You see anything, Kenny?
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No, nothing!
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Cartman?
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Cartman, you see anything?
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No, nothing...
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No, nothing here!
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Nothing this way!
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"Smugglers Den"
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Tr... treasure.
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Cartman, you okay?
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You need help?
- I'm fine!
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This way is just a... dead end!
Coming back to you now!
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It looks like we're completely sealed in.
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Yes, I see that.
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There's a small passageway about
200 yards over there, but...
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it goes for a long long way
and it's pretty steep.
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Maybe we should go for it.
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You guys go on ahead.
I'm gonna stay here, wait it out.
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Why?
- I just... I don't feel very good.
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I'll just wa-, I'll just weigh you guys down.
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Cartman's right.
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First rule of survival is stay put
and wait to be rescued.
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No, it's okay.
You guys go on ahead.
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No, we'll stay here too.
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If we start wandering off,
we're gonna get lost or killed.
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Let's just wait here
and hope help comes soon.
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That's cool. I just... I just wouldn't
go over there if I were you guys.
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I just took a huge dump.
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Aw, dude!
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The cave-in was massive.
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It has cut off all access in or out.
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The children are believe to be
trapped somewhere in this area.
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Does anybody know who these kids are?
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No, nobody seems to knew them.
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Only that they were in the tour group.
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Digging to them is going to take days.
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Excuse me, Excuse me.
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This cave-in was no accident
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and it isn't going to stop unless we move fast!
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I am super... duper... serial!
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What do you mean?
The cave-in is over.
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I'm afraid you have a much bigger
problem than a cave-in.
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What's that?
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What is that, a pigbearman?
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No, stupid!
It's ManBearPig!
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I'm sooo hungry.
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Do you think people even know we're here?
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They saw us on the tour.
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Dude, where do you keep going, Cartman?
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just... n-need to keep taking a crap.
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I got diarrhea, really bad.
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Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here
without you taking a crap every ten minutes!
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Let's just try to sleep.
Maybe help will come tomorrow.
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All that treasure.
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It's all mine!
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So long as these greedy assholes
don't find out about it!
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You would all just looove to get your
hands on my treasure, wouldn't you?!
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Even though I found it, you'd love
to think it's somehow yours, too!
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God, I hate you guys!
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Especially you...
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you money-grubbing snake in the grass!
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Well I have news for you, Kyle!
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You're never going to get my treasure.
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I've got a little plan going, to get the
treasure out of here without you ever knowing.
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C-Cartman ?
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Oh. Hey Kyle. How's it goin'?
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Not much.
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You know, just hangin' out.
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How've you been, man? Good?
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Dude, get away from me!
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Yeah. It's nice talking with you, Kyle.
See you around.
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Why won't anybody listen to me?!
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ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill
him while we all have the chance.
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I'm serial!
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Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down.
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Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?
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I told you we need to fill
the cave with hot molten lead,
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'cause it's the only way to make
sure ManBearPig never comes out!
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And I'm sane and I'm totally serial,
but everyone just keeps digging!
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Well, see, the problen is that if we
fill the caves with hot molten lead,
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it will kill those boys too.
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They're already dead!
Didn't you listen to me?
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They got attacked by a manbearpig
and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive!
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I'm super serial!
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Nobody will listen to me but I'm serial!
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Do you want me to get
the ex vice-president out of here?
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Naw, I f- I feel kind of bad for him.
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I don't think he has any friends.
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All right. Gotta be strong.
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There's still a lot more treasure to go.
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Dude, he's really sick.
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It's been three days since four unidentified
children were trapped in a cave-in.
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Three days without food
and time is certainly running out.
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The digging continues,
but progress is fatally slow.
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All right, people, we've gotta work faster!
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Our best estimate still puts us three days
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from reaching the area of the cave
called "Smuggler's Den".
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Smuggler's Den?
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It's a room near the end of the tour
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where you can get your picture
taken with fake treasure.
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Here, see?
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Based on where the boys were seen last,
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they're somewhere near this area!
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Hopefully they've followed the first
rule of survival and stayed put.
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Stan! Stan, wake up!
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Huh? What? Have they come for us?
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No, it's Cartman.
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Something's really wrong with him.
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Oh my God.
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Cartman? Dude, can you hear me?
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I'm fahn.
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Just a lit-
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No big deal... Beh.
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We can't wait here any longer!
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Dude, we've gotta get him out
of here or he's gonna die.
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How, dude?
317
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We don't even know if that passage
I found goes anywhere.
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Maybe we should get out first.
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See if we can find a way out
and then come back for him.
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No dont!
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Don't leave me here, you assholes.
Don't leave me here to die.
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Come on come on!
Pull!
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Goddamnit, he's soo heavy!
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Buh. Hurry you guys.
You gotta get me out of here.
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What the hell is that?
- Cartman?
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You guys, we've got no time!
You gotta get me out!
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This is the end of you, ManBearPig.
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Excelsior!
329
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We're almost there!
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I can't keep carrying him, dude!
I've got no strength!
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Yes you do!
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What the hell is that?
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Oh my God.
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No! Let me out of here!
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Let me out of here, you guys!
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Ruuun!
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That's it! Pull everyone out!
There's nothing more we can do!
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You're calling off the rescue?
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We didn't plan on a freak river flood.
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God must really want those kids dead.
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Well what if the children aren't dead?
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Look, the cavern is completely flooded.
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Nothing could have survived.
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There's nothing left alive down there.
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Nothing left alive...
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I did it.
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I killed ManBearPig.
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I've saved the earth from certain destruction.
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Everyone is super-stoked on me,
even if they don't know it.
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Kenny! Here, take my hand!
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Hurry Kyle, the water's rising!
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Grab my hand.
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Cartman! You've gotta swim!
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Kick with your legs!
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I can't kick!
- Yes you can!
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I can't!
Kick yourself back to safety!
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I need your help!
- No, you just have to save me.
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Kyle, no!
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We are gathered here to say goodbye
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to four kids whom we all tried to help
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but, in the end, could not.
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But where there is loss, there is hope.
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For ManBearPig is no more.
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Oh Jesus, here we go again.
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I have beaten ManBearPig
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and we will never forget the names
of the brave young kids who lost their lives.
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Kid 1
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Kid 2
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Kid 3
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and of course
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Kid 4.
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I remember how Kid 1 used to laugh and play.
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And how Kid 2 was always
there when I needed him.
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Oh my God!
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Kid 4 was filled with hope
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It's the kids!
- They're alive!
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Kids!
I saved you!
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Stay away from us, asshole!
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I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you
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because you don't have any friends!
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But now I see why you don't have any friends!
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You just used ManBearPig as
a way to get attention for yourself
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because you're a LOSER!
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Hyeah right.
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The man who singlehandedly
killed ManBearPig is a loser.
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We need to get our friend
to a hospital right away!
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00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,800
No!
No, I'm fine!
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I just need to get home and rest.
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00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,000
Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor.
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00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,100
No! I just need to get to a toilet.
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See you guys. I...
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Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure?
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It's mine!
It's mine, you hear me?!
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I got it out of the cave,
it belongs to me!
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Keep your greedy hands away!
396
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,900
Hey, that looks like the fake treasure
from our Smuggler's Den photo room.
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That's right
and I...
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Fake treasure?
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00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,400
Yeah, we put it there for kids
to take their picture with.
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All in all, I'd say that treasure
is worth about fourteen dollars.
401
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,900
No, nooo!
402
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,500
You made us pull you to safety
because you ate treasure?!
403
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,600
You son of a bitch!
404
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,300
Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle?!
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00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,000
Well, my work here is done.
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00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,700
I've killed MBP
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and now I must save
the world from something else.
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00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,900
Maybe I'll make a movie.
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A movie starring me.
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Then people will take me super serial.
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Excelsior!
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