1 00:00:00,171 --> 00:00:05,201 South Park 905 512x384 Xvid 140MB 2 00:00:08,292 --> 00:00:13,143 The Losing Edge 3 00:00:29,704 --> 00:00:32,300 4 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,245 This is is, Stan. 5 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,163 If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home. 6 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,500 Now batting for Conifer is little Alan Barkas. 7 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,797 No hit no hit can't hit can't hit can't hit it can't hit it can't hit it. 8 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,758 Hit it out of the park, Alan! South Park sucks! 9 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:54,847 Just look at those boys out there, lovin' the great game of baseball like we did when we were kids. 10 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,017 Aw God, I'm so borrred. 11 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,940 I see a ladybug- Hello lady ladybug. 12 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,319 Strike. 13 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,989 That was no strike! What the hell is wrong with you, ref? 14 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,574 Good call, ref! Good call! 15 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,159 Come on, Alan! This pitcher throws like a girl! 16 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,160 What'd you say?! 17 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,579 You heard me, asshole! 18 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,330 You want me to kick your ass right here?! 19 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,331 Randy, sit down. 20 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,332 You want a piece of me?! 21 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,459 'Cause I'm pretty sick of your Goddamned mouth! 22 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,827 Whattaya wanna do, huh? Whattaya wanna do? 23 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,090 Randy, don't! 24 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,425 You'd better shut up, asshole! 25 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,260 I'm standin' right here! How do you wanna handle it? 26 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,720 I told you to SHUT UP! 27 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,855 Aw Jesus, not again. 28 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,568 Come on, Stan! Just strike this kid out so we can end the season! 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,531 Strike three! You're out! 30 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,075 Yes! It's over! It's over! 31 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,494 That's it. South Park wins the game 4 to 0. 32 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,371 We're done! No more baseball! 33 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,457 No more boring baseball until next year! 34 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,042 We can start having fun again!! 35 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,422 Yeah, we did it, boys! We did it! 36 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,390 We're going to the finals! 37 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:16,428 ... What? 38 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,806 Well we won! That means we've got the best record in the division! 39 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,809 Congratulations, boys! You're goin' on to the post-season. 40 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,520 Post-season? 41 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,438 Nobody said anything about a post-season. 42 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,608 There's more little-league baseball for South Park! 43 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:34,613 No... 44 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,323 NOOO!! 45 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,826 This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! 46 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,705 I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! 47 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,376 Huh?! Isn't this America!? I'm sorry, I thought this was America! 48 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,507 I can't believe it. 49 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,551 I can't believe we have to keep on playing. 50 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,428 Nobody told us if we win too many games we'd go on to the finals! 51 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,056 Look, you guys, maybe it's not all that bad. 52 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,349 Not all that bad?? 53 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,185 How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us! 54 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,270 I know, but listen: 55 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,313 the finals are all sudden-deatn elimination, right? 56 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,649 That means as soon as we lose one game, our season is over. 57 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,111 Well yeah, but... we usually win. 58 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,904 All the other teams are worse than us. 59 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:19,002 Yeah. Let's face it, we're winners. 60 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,493 I know we can lose if we try. 61 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,685 You mean, throw the game? You know how our parents are about this sport. 62 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:29,918 Yeah. My dad always said "It's Okay to lose, but if you don't try, wuh you're grounded, Mister." 63 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,978 Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team quietly that we're gonna let them win, 64 00:03:34,978 --> 00:03:36,300 then we'll act like we're trying. 65 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,676 Our parents will never know. 66 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,305 We'd better hope they never know, or else there's gonna be heck to pay. 67 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,848 Heck, I tell ya! 68 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,185 Boy, that was great, wasn't it?! 69 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,145 Yeah, our boys really stuck it to 'em! 70 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,482 You're out. 71 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,984 How much was bail this time? 72 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,485 Hundred bucks, no big whoop. 73 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,405 Boy, you really beat the crap out of that Conifer dad. 74 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,074 Well somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place. 75 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,160 Yeah, well, you'd better watch yourself in the playoffs. 76 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,620 Wha-what do you mean? 77 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,248 I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy redneck dats up here in the mountains, 78 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,501 but some of those Division Two dads are tough! 79 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,504 Yeah, those dads get REALLY drunk and obnoxious. 80 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,673 I can fight anybody. I just need to train. 81 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,594 I just need to get in the best shape of my life. 82 00:04:22,788 --> 00:04:25,817 the Beatles in the White Album in Helter Skelter. Okay. 83 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:09,810 We want to welcome all South Park parents to Fort Collins, and the Little League Division One Playoffs. 84 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,734 Uhh, hay guys, look, we don't wanna win, so uh, 85 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,654 here's a list of all the pitches I'm gonna throw, in order. 86 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,366 I don't think so, South Park 87 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,034 Yeah, you think we wanna win? 88 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,191 Then we have to keep playing this boring game! 89 00:05:28,191 --> 00:05:31,165 - Yeah! - You hate this game too? 90 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:35,085 Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals and had to do this lousy-ass tournament! 91 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,920 We wanna play video games. 92 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,338 Oh no! 93 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,382 Look! We're gonna be the losers tonight, all right?! 94 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,550 I don't think so! 95 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,385 There's no way you can lose to us! 96 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,263 We're going doowwn! We're gonna get creeaamed! 97 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,056 No, we're gonna get creamed! 98 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,600 We'll just see about that! 99 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,393 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 100 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,146 Oh boy, they're really gettin' into each others' heads out there. 101 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,273 Yeah! Let's go, South Park! 102 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,442 These Fort Collins kids got nothin'! Wooo! 103 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,070 Come on, Fort Collins! Let 'em have it! Yeah! 104 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,615 Guess that's my guy. 105 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,617 I can take him, no problem. 106 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,370 All right, hit one out of the park! 107 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,541 And first up for Fort Collins is... Morgan Pratt. 108 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,796 Knock it out of the park, Morgan! 109 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,298 Cream these turds! 110 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,051 - Steerike! - Yeah! 111 00:06:28,534 --> 00:06:30,625 - Yeah, all right! - Damnit! 112 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,643 Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it. 113 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,186 No way! I'm striking out! 114 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,313 Dude, he's not gonna swing! So just throw balls. 115 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,315 That way he'll have to walk to first base. 116 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:42,569 Ball! 117 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:43,529 All right! 118 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,031 - Morgan! - What? 119 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,742 You have to swing when it's a ball, otherwise, you're gonna walk to first base. 120 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,619 Don't swing, only if it's a strike! 121 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,956 Well how the Sam Hell am I supposed to know if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a ball?! 122 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,457 You just have to guess. 123 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,458 Aw, Jesus! 124 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,046 Ball. Balll. 125 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:04,800 Steerike two! 126 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:05,843 No! 127 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,053 That was no strike, that was a terrible pitch! 128 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,805 You need some Goddamned lasik surgery! 129 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,516 Attaway, South Park! They ain't swingin' at nothin'! 130 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,519 Come on Fort Collins! This team can't pitch! 131 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,982 There you go, Morgan! Run run run! 132 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:20,983 Aw damnit! 133 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,734 Why the hell did you swing at it?! 134 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,736 Well I thought he was gonna throw a ball that time! 135 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,615 Strike three! You're out! 136 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:29,491 All right! 137 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,327 Ball four! 138 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,078 What?! 139 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,162 Walk to first! Woo! 140 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,706 Goddamnit! 141 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,334 - Safe! - Crud! 142 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,963 Fort Collins can't play! 143 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,674 Why don't you shut your mouth before I kick your ass! 144 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,303 Come on, let's go! I'm right here! 145 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:49,970 Randy... 146 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,972 Sit down before you get hurt! 147 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:54,683 Mother bitch! 148 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,478 Goddamnit! 149 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,648 Strike three! 150 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,738 That's it. South Park wins the game. 151 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,699 Aw spit! 152 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh I'm sorry! Why don'tcha get 'im on chars in America, I'm sorry! 153 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,122 Welcome to Greeley, home of the Tigers. 154 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,500 Strike three. You're out. 155 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,361 Yeah! All right! Yeah! Woohoo! 156 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:27,939 - Goddmanit Brian, swing! - Greeley sucks! Greeley sucks! 157 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:29,885 Ball four! 158 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,270 - Aw hamburgers. - God! 159 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:38,644 Strike three! 160 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,355 How the hell was that a strike?! Goddamnit, he's going to first! 161 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,775 What, is this a Communist country or something?! 162 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,401 I thought this was America! 163 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,884 This is America! This is an honest America! 164 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:21,436 Can you believe it, boys?! We're playing in the State Championship Game! 165 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,816 We're so proud of you kids! 166 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,277 What happens if we win the State Championship game? 167 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,864 Well, then your whole season starts over, but on the national circuit! 168 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,783 You get to spend your whole summer playing baseball! 169 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:35,576 What?? 170 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,953 You could do it, kids! We know you can win State! 171 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:42,666 Then we'll spend the whole summer going to Nebraska, and to Iowa, and Wyoming. 172 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,626 Oh no. No, no, no! 173 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,966 Dad? Dad, we need to talk. 174 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:54,428 Can you believe it, Stan? State Championship game. 175 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,264 It's... the greatest thing ever. 176 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,934 Goddamnit. 177 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,479 I've worked hard, believed in myself, 178 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:08,025 and now I'm gonna be fighting in a State Championship game. 179 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,695 This is gonna be the biggest fight of my life. 180 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,408 This is News 4, at noon. 181 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,746 The Colorado Little League State Championship is being played this week. 182 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:25,417 Two teams of youngsters get to go head to head at the major-league stadium downtown. 183 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:31,006 Tom, I'm standing here with the little sluggers and some of their parents, and I can;t tell you how excited they are. 184 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,966 I don't suppose you guys want to win this game. 185 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,676 Win? Why the hell would we want to win? 186 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,554 Yeah. Then we'd have to play this boring game all summer. 187 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,432 Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher for the South Park Little League team, and Stan, 188 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,644 how does it feel to be playing for the State Championship? 189 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:44,728 Gay. 190 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,897 Mr. Marsh, you must be very proud of your son. 191 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,358 They've worked really hard to get here, Chris,and, you know, 192 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:53,362 I don't like to really "trash-talk," but, I don't think Denver has a chance. 193 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:57,366 Oho, well, I'm sure some of the Denver kids' parents would disagree with you and your team- 194 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,535 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 195 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,828 South Park is goin' down! 196 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,789 Feel it comin'! 197 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,666 You ain't got a chance, South Park! 198 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,710 Here we go, Denver, here we go! 199 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,711 Who's that? 200 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,089 That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers. 201 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,426 He goes to every game in that ridiculous outfit and usually drinks too much and gets into a fight. 202 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,763 There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver. 203 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,974 Not with my son on second base! 204 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,643 Oho, looks like we got some parental trash talking going on here. 205 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:25,936 Mr. Marsh, any comments? 206 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,396 Well I think that there's a uh... 207 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,689 Mr. Marsh?? 208 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,899 Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?! 209 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:34,278 Iii am the ultimate Little League trash-talking father! 210 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,989 Iii am the Bat Dad! 211 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,866 All right, Mr. Nelson, let's go, come on. 212 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,619 Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain! 213 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,164 I want you, Marsh! I want you!! 214 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,958 Well, tension is certainly high here, 215 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,460 but I guess everything will be decided on the playing field. 216 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,296 Oh my God. 217 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,756 Good luck! You're gonna need it. 218 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,134 Yeah, you can't lose to us. We're terrible. 219 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,388 Dude, what are we gonna do?? We can't win this game. 220 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,056 Wiat. I've got it, you guys. 221 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:07,519 A fifth point in a sports movie, the team always goes out and finds a really sweet player to join their team. 222 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,855 Like that motorcycle kid in Bad News Bears. 223 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,064 Exactly right, Clyde. 224 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:15,986 So what we need... is to find somebody to join our team, who totally sucks ass. 225 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:16,945 Hey yeah. 226 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,740 We need to find the very worst kid athlete in the whole world. 227 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,408 Somebody who can't possibly win. 228 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,409 But who? 229 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:23,827 I know who. 230 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,373 Announcing the arrival of flight six seven three, from New York City. 231 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,504 I'm baaack! 232 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,050 There he is! Now, don't let him know we think he's a loser, or else he won't play. 233 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,011 Hello, cousin Kyle. 234 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,888 Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible. 235 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,849 They served a chicken dish with hot sauce and it gave me gas. 236 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,893 Dude, thanks for helping us out by joining our team. 237 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:51,021 Well, you said you needed my help to win the big game, so here I am. 238 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,273 I'll need a wipe cloth if I'm gonna play, though. 239 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:57,361 Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long and then the heat steams up my glasses. 240 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,404 He's perfect. 241 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,157 Yeah, with him on our team, we don't stand a chance. 242 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,751 ...I'm not gonna go. 243 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:56,753 What? 244 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,298 Stan's little league game, I'm... 245 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:00,716 I'm not gonna go. 246 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,634 Why? 247 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,681 I just... don't think I can, all right? 248 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,058 You don't think you can?! 249 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,768 This is the biggest game of your son's life! 250 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,061 Wny wouldn't you go and support him? What-? 251 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,813 Because I'm scared, all right?! 252 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,235 You wanna break me down?! You wanna hear me say it?! I'm scared! 253 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,572 I don't know if I believe in myself anymore. 254 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,283 I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon. 255 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,328 So then, don't. 256 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:32,748 You don't have to get in fights with other parents at Little League games! 257 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,249 Just sit there and watch! 258 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,044 Look, I get what you're trying to do. 259 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:41,048 You're trying to get me to realize that I have to fight him because it's who I am. 260 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:45,469 No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown out of games and make an ass of yourself. 261 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,678 I've lost the edge. 262 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,764 I'm sorry, Sharon. 263 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,558 But you have to take Stan to his Little League game alone. 264 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,400 Welcoem to the Colorado Little League State Championship Game! 265 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,529 This must be pretty exciting for these youngsters. 266 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,280 A chance to go to the national circuit. 267 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,493 You know what these guys look like to me? 268 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,661 A bunch of winners! 269 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,704 Yeah! We're about to get our asses kicked! 270 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,374 I don't think so! You guys are way too good! 271 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,750 You're the best at this game! 272 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,751 You're the best! 273 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,295 You guys are so good you'll probably go all the way to win the national title! 274 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,297 Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now! 275 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:26,260 Here we go, Denver! These South Park kids got nothin' on you! 276 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,928 Let's go, Denver! 277 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,680 Chris, will you sit down? 278 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,683 First up to bat for South Park, Kyle Schwartz. 279 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,811 Where do I stand? 280 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,312 R-right over here. 281 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:48,198 Don't throw the ball too fast, because I might get startled and I have asthma. 282 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,744 Strike 1! Yeah! All right! 283 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,456 Jesus, not so close! 284 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,251 That was three feet from hitting me in the head! 285 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,170 He's not gonna swing! Throw balls! 286 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,047 Oh Jesus! 287 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,591 Strike 2! 288 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,136 Wow, he IS great at sucking. 289 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,180 We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose! 290 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,932 Don't throw it so hard or so close next time! 291 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,476 Is it cold out here? I think I need a jacket. 292 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,501 - It's a bunt! - Run kid, run! 293 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,404 Oh Jesus! 294 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,158 Aw crap! 295 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,583 I can't, I can't keep running like this! 296 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,001 I have corns in my feet! 297 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,794 Keep running, kid! 298 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,632 Throw the ball to third, you idiots! He's runnin' home! 299 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,593 Safe! 300 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,390 Oh Jesus, did you see that?? 301 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,935 I hit a homerun! High-five, everybody! 302 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:02,523 Oh my God... their pitcher was able to hit him right on the bat. 303 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,066 Dude, we had it all wrong. 304 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,318 While we spent all our time trying to make our tean suck, 305 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,946 these guys practiced and got really good at sucking. 306 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:16,954 No! 307 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,539 Yeeaahh! Go Token go! 308 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,043 All right, Denver! You're up to bat now! 309 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,554 Out! 310 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,182 Jesus Christ! They can bat themselves out! 311 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:47,067 Our whole summer, dude. We have to play this boring game all summer long. 312 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,819 Son of a biscuit! 313 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616 It's the bottom of the last inning here at Coors Field; 314 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,870 the score is South Park 23, Denver 0. 315 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,958 Strike 1! 316 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,418 Come on, Denver! 317 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,711 Get the lead out! 318 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,505 Do not cross the Bat Daaad! 319 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,716 Geez I realy wish this guy would shut up. 320 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:15,721 Why don't you just go home, South Park? You can't beat Denver! 321 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723 Denver sucks ass! 322 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,358 Come on, South Park! These kids can't play! 323 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,987 In fact, these kids are terrible! 324 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,367 Strike 2! 325 00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,161 Oh Jesus, we're gonna win! 326 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:42,039 I I never won a sport before; this is so exciting. 327 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,251 It's over, Denver! South Park whupped your ass! 328 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,922 You'd better shut your mouth before I shut it for you! 329 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,050 What do you wanna do, huh? 330 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,392 This can't get any worse. 331 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,234 Now for the finishing move! 332 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,904 You're about to be Bat-Dadded! 333 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:23,372 It all comes down to this! South Park is just one pitch away from being State Champions. 334 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,253 Oh geez, it looks like two parents are fighting. 335 00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:32,548 They'd better be careful. The Little League has a no-tolerance policy. 336 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:37,010 Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified! 337 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,346 Disqualified? 338 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:42,015 Fight! Keep fighting! 339 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,478 Break it up! Break it up! 340 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,953 That's enough! The next person that fights is getting his team disqualified! 341 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,038 He's done for anyway. 342 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,459 Come on, Dad! Get up! 343 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,211 Get up! You have to fight! 344 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,590 All right, come on! Let's play ball! 345 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,551 RANDY! RANDY! RANDY! 346 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,095 Get up, Randy! 347 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:21,972 Get up, ya bum! 348 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,724 Get up, Randy! Get up, ya bum! 349 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,058 Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me! 350 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,694 Hey Bat Dad! 351 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,616 I didn't hear no bell. 352 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,622 Stop, stop right now! 353 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,503 I'm warning you, sir! 354 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,677 That's it! That's it! South Park is disqualified! 355 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:07,309 South Park has been disqualified from the game! Denver wins! 356 00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:15,943 We... We lost. 357 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,905 What? I thought this was a free country! 358 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:20,739 Dad! 359 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,450 You're the greatest.