1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:03,407 [twangy music] 2 00:00:07,046 --> 00:00:08,579 - So I say to Wendy, I'm like, 3 00:00:08,614 --> 00:00:10,314 what do you want for your birthday, right? 4 00:00:10,383 --> 00:00:11,749 And you know what she says? 5 00:00:11,817 --> 00:00:14,184 She says she wants anti-aging face cream. 6 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:15,586 - What? 7 00:00:15,654 --> 00:00:17,955 Why the hell does Wendy want anti-aging face cream? 8 00:00:18,024 --> 00:00:19,757 I mean, she's ten. 9 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:20,991 - That's what I said. 10 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,426 It's crazy, bro. 11 00:00:22,461 --> 00:00:24,128 All these girls at school are trying to look younger. 12 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:26,096 They watch these TikToks of skin products 13 00:00:26,165 --> 00:00:27,898 and they have apps that rate their faces. 14 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:31,668 - Bro, thank God guys don't have to deal with that stuff. 15 00:00:31,737 --> 00:00:33,837 - Kyle? Kyle! 16 00:00:33,906 --> 00:00:35,239 Dude, you gotta come quick. 17 00:00:35,307 --> 00:00:37,441 Your little brother's getting mogged in the hallway. 18 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,710 - He's getting what? 19 00:00:39,779 --> 00:00:41,578 - Some Chad called your little brother cringe, 20 00:00:41,647 --> 00:00:44,581 and now they're having an aura battle. 21 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:46,216 - There's a what? 22 00:00:46,285 --> 00:00:47,418 - God damn it, Kyle, 23 00:00:47,453 --> 00:00:48,685 some kid tried to mog your little brother, 24 00:00:48,754 --> 00:00:49,720 but it turned into an aura battle. 25 00:00:49,789 --> 00:00:52,122 You gotta do something! 26 00:00:52,224 --> 00:00:54,725 [dramatic music] 27 00:00:54,794 --> 00:00:57,694 - [singing in Spanish] 28 00:00:57,763 --> 00:01:00,697 [kids shouting] 29 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:07,805 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:09,141 --> 00:01:10,207 - A hell of an aura battle 31 00:01:10,309 --> 00:01:11,875 still going on here in South America. 32 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:14,545 Ike Broflovski and Noah Bailey going toe to toe. 33 00:01:14,613 --> 00:01:15,546 Noah is, of course, 34 00:01:15,648 --> 00:01:17,514 an impressive 8.9 on the looksmaxxing app, 35 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:20,617 and Ike comes into the battle today at just under 9.5. 36 00:01:20,686 --> 00:01:23,587 Noah Bailey aura farming with his perfect hair. 37 00:01:23,656 --> 00:01:25,789 Oh, and Ike Broflovski has just taken off his shirt. 38 00:01:25,825 --> 00:01:27,257 Ike's really handing it to him now. 39 00:01:27,326 --> 00:01:29,059 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 40 00:01:29,128 --> 00:01:30,928 [crowd booing] 41 00:01:30,996 --> 00:01:32,830 Ike, put your shirt back on. 42 00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:33,831 - That's it. 43 00:01:33,899 --> 00:01:34,965 The aura battle has been called. 44 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,667 Ike Broflovski, the winner of this match. 45 00:01:36,769 --> 00:01:38,969 Thanks for watching the "South America Glazing" livestream, 46 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:41,438 and be sure to check out today's sponsor, Sephora. 47 00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:43,974 We belong to something beautiful. 48 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:47,177 [utensils clattering] 49 00:01:53,519 --> 00:01:54,985 - Mom, Dad, I think you need 50 00:01:55,054 --> 00:01:57,521 to talk to your son about aura farming. 51 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:58,956 - Talk to him about what? 52 00:01:59,024 --> 00:02:00,557 - It's this thing at school. 53 00:02:00,593 --> 00:02:01,592 Ike's doing aura battles, 54 00:02:01,694 --> 00:02:03,827 so he's trying to maximize his looks. 55 00:02:03,863 --> 00:02:05,762 See? Ike's rubbing ice on his face 56 00:02:05,865 --> 00:02:07,965 to de-bloat it so his cheekbones look sharper. 57 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:09,967 - Stop playing with your drink, Ike. 58 00:02:12,204 --> 00:02:13,971 - He's gonna do another aura battle tomorrow, 59 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:15,305 but he's mixing it with looksmaxxing, 60 00:02:15,374 --> 00:02:17,107 and it's a bad combination. 61 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:19,409 - I don't understand what you're talking about. 62 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:21,712 Ike, are you obsessed about how you look? 63 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:27,217 - Your mom asked you a question, Ike. 64 00:02:29,455 --> 00:02:31,622 - He can't answer it 'cause he's mewing. 65 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:33,790 - He's what? - He's mewing. 66 00:02:33,893 --> 00:02:35,893 He's pushing his tongue up against the roof of his mouth 67 00:02:35,995 --> 00:02:38,228 because he thinks it will strengthen his jawline. 68 00:02:39,899 --> 00:02:42,432 - Kyle, that doesn't make any sense. 69 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:43,734 - I know it doesn't make any sense. 70 00:02:43,802 --> 00:02:45,369 That's why you need to talk to your son! 71 00:02:45,437 --> 00:02:47,437 He's too young to be worried about his looks. 72 00:02:47,506 --> 00:02:49,072 [hammer clattering] 73 00:02:53,712 --> 00:02:54,912 [camera shutter clicks] 74 00:02:57,683 --> 00:02:58,682 [phone boops] 75 00:03:13,699 --> 00:03:15,098 - Hey, Stan, what are you doing? 76 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,200 Are you watching porn? 77 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:19,002 - No. I'm doing a looksmaxxing app. 78 00:03:19,071 --> 00:03:21,471 - Oh, OK. 79 00:03:21,507 --> 00:03:22,739 Is that porn? 80 00:03:22,775 --> 00:03:25,042 - No, it's this thing kids at school are doing. 81 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:27,644 It says I have bad skin. - What? 82 00:03:27,713 --> 00:03:28,712 - It uses AI to rate 83 00:03:28,781 --> 00:03:30,080 the symmetry of your facial features 84 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:31,715 and then shows you exercises you can do 85 00:03:31,784 --> 00:03:34,084 and products you can buy to improve your skin. 86 00:03:34,119 --> 00:03:36,620 Do I have bad skin? 87 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,455 - Stan, if you want to look good, 88 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:40,457 then you get out there on a bicycle like me 89 00:03:40,492 --> 00:03:41,792 and you put in the work. 90 00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:45,062 And if you want better skin, you just eat right, OK? 91 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:49,866 I think you should get off of that app. 92 00:03:49,935 --> 00:03:52,135 Just watch some porn or something, all right? 93 00:04:00,646 --> 00:04:03,480 [keyboard clacking] 94 00:04:03,582 --> 00:04:05,249 [camera shutter clicks] 95 00:04:05,284 --> 00:04:06,817 [keyboard clacking] 96 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,652 [phone boops] 97 00:04:11,123 --> 00:04:12,489 The hell? 98 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:23,734 - What's up, guys? Peter Mullen's here once again 99 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:25,469 with a South America aura battle livestream. 100 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:26,837 We're bringing you all the coverage 101 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:28,572 on the epic showdown that just happened this morning 102 00:04:28,641 --> 00:04:31,742 with Ike Broflovski out-mogging Noah Bailey four to one. 103 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:32,976 Ike, that was a hell of a showing. 104 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:34,544 Your cheekbones looked incredible. 105 00:04:34,613 --> 00:04:37,648 - Yeah, I felt really good out there, Peter. 106 00:04:37,716 --> 00:04:40,384 Noah has a pretty strong jawline, 107 00:04:40,486 --> 00:04:43,887 but luckily for me, his eyebrows suck. 108 00:04:43,989 --> 00:04:46,023 - Ike, your aura really seems to be peaking. 109 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,124 How do you do it? 110 00:04:47,159 --> 00:04:49,760 - A lot of face creams, Peter. 111 00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:51,094 A lot of training. 112 00:04:51,163 --> 00:04:54,331 Gotta be ready for whoever's next. 113 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,932 - Well, actually, we do know who's next. 114 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:58,235 The SA aura battle livestream can confirm 115 00:04:58,337 --> 00:04:59,936 that Ike Broflovski has just been challenged 116 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:00,937 to an aura battle 117 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:03,240 by fourth-grader Chase Chadwick. 118 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:05,609 - What? Chase Chadwick? 119 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:06,710 - Chase, of course, the only person 120 00:05:06,779 --> 00:05:08,578 to ever get a perfect score on Chadmaxx. 121 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:09,746 - Oh, shit! 122 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,148 - The fight is scheduled for recess tomorrow. 123 00:05:11,216 --> 00:05:12,516 Catch it all on my livestream, 124 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:14,217 and remember there's some things money can't buy. 125 00:05:14,286 --> 00:05:15,686 For everything else, there's Mastercard. 126 00:05:15,754 --> 00:05:18,055 - Oh, shit! 127 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:20,691 CARTMAN: This is gonna be a bloodbath, dude. 128 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:23,126 Chase Chadwick has a perfectly symmetrical face. 129 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:24,361 Total hunter eyes. 130 00:05:24,396 --> 00:05:25,595 He's the kid whose mom let him 131 00:05:25,698 --> 00:05:27,164 get a nose job when he was four. 132 00:05:27,232 --> 00:05:29,366 What are you gonna do, Kyle? 133 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:31,835 - I'm not gonna do anything. This is all stupid. 134 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:32,969 - Stupid? 135 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,571 Have you seen Chase Chadwick's skin? 136 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,039 It's literally flawless. 137 00:05:36,075 --> 00:05:40,310 - Well, it's not like bad skin really matters, right? 138 00:05:40,412 --> 00:05:41,878 - I'm not gonna let Ike aura battle. 139 00:05:41,947 --> 00:05:43,080 - Not let him aura battle? 140 00:05:43,182 --> 00:05:44,414 Kyle, that'll make everyone think 141 00:05:44,516 --> 00:05:46,283 that Ike has just been aura farming this whole time. 142 00:05:46,385 --> 00:05:48,318 Kids are gonna call your little brother cringe. 143 00:05:48,387 --> 00:05:50,020 - Yep, they will. 144 00:05:50,089 --> 00:05:51,555 - Look, like it or not, Kyle, 145 00:05:51,623 --> 00:05:54,124 coolness and looks really matter at this school. 146 00:05:59,231 --> 00:06:01,231 - Hey, Wendy. - Oh, hey, Stan. 147 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,633 - Um, you know that face cream stuff you wanted? 148 00:06:03,736 --> 00:06:06,670 I was thinking maybe we can go get you some. 149 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:08,271 - Really? You wanna take me? 150 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,374 - Yeah, I thought we could pick you up some stuff. 151 00:06:10,442 --> 00:06:12,542 - OK. Thanks! 152 00:06:20,753 --> 00:06:23,987 This is so nice of you, Stan. I really appreciate it. 153 00:06:24,022 --> 00:06:26,022 - Yeah, no problem. So where are we going? 154 00:06:26,091 --> 00:06:28,125 - Right here. 155 00:06:29,828 --> 00:06:31,561 - Holy shit. 156 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:34,464 [indistinct chatter] 157 00:06:38,937 --> 00:06:40,137 - This is a hydrating cream 158 00:06:40,239 --> 00:06:41,405 that'll help with your wrinkles. 159 00:06:41,473 --> 00:06:43,507 What do you think? You like that on your face? 160 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:46,143 Yeah? You like that on your face, don't you? 161 00:06:46,211 --> 00:06:48,545 - This should help reduce the bags under your eyes. 162 00:06:48,647 --> 00:06:49,679 How does that feel? 163 00:06:49,748 --> 00:06:51,047 Yeah? You like that? 164 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:52,749 You like that on your face? 165 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:56,720 Yeah, let's get some more of that on your face. 166 00:06:56,789 --> 00:06:59,356 - Wendy? 167 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:04,628 - I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 168 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:08,165 Something not right in there. 169 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:12,502 My granddaughter wanted to go to Brandy Melville. 170 00:07:12,571 --> 00:07:16,573 Then she asked if she could just stop in the Sephora. 171 00:07:16,642 --> 00:07:20,310 That was 6 1/2 years ago. 172 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:25,782 There's something in there men can't understand. 173 00:07:28,353 --> 00:07:31,388 [indistinct chatter] 174 00:07:32,357 --> 00:07:34,691 - Wendy? 175 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:36,827 - Oh, hey, Stan. Right over here. 176 00:07:36,895 --> 00:07:39,830 [pop music playing] 177 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:41,264 - Wendy? 178 00:07:41,366 --> 00:07:42,933 - ♪ Can't find much comfort in this place ♪ 179 00:07:43,001 --> 00:07:45,202 [eerie sting] 180 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:46,903 - Wendy? 181 00:07:46,972 --> 00:07:49,906 [pop music fading] 182 00:07:49,975 --> 00:07:51,508 [eerie tones] 183 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:53,877 I don't think I like it here. 184 00:07:56,815 --> 00:07:59,749 Uh, Wendy, could we maybe go now? 185 00:07:59,818 --> 00:08:03,153 [eerie music] 186 00:08:03,222 --> 00:08:06,156 [uneasy whispering] 187 00:08:06,225 --> 00:08:09,226 [fluorescent lights buzzing] 188 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:16,333 [distant distorted voices] 189 00:08:16,401 --> 00:08:20,570 Wendy, I think maybe that's enough time at Sephora. 190 00:08:35,187 --> 00:08:38,505 [screams] 191 00:08:43,278 --> 00:08:44,578 - God damn it, Kyle, pick up your phone. 192 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,847 It's important. 193 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:50,217 Dude, you need to talk to your friend. 194 00:08:50,252 --> 00:08:53,220 Because Ike needs help with his aura battle, that's why! 195 00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:55,055 What do you mean, you don't care? 196 00:08:55,157 --> 00:08:56,289 - I mean, I don't care. 197 00:08:56,391 --> 00:08:57,891 I just spent 17 hours at Sephora, 198 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,026 and when I came out, it had only been 13 minutes. 199 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:01,194 - What are you talking about? 200 00:09:01,263 --> 00:09:02,862 - I'm saying I'm done, dude. 201 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:03,897 My dad was right. 202 00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:05,098 If you want to look good, 203 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,800 you just need exercise and a proper diet. 204 00:09:06,902 --> 00:09:08,201 I'm going back to doing dude stuff. 205 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,202 [line beeps] 206 00:09:09,271 --> 00:09:11,771 [video game lasers firing] 207 00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:16,209 - Oh, hey, Stan. 208 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:19,079 How's it going, bud? 209 00:09:19,181 --> 00:09:20,880 - Dad? 210 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:23,583 - Yeah? 211 00:09:23,652 --> 00:09:25,785 - What the hell--wait. 212 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:27,554 Did you go to Sephora? 213 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:29,122 - Did I--did I what? 214 00:09:29,224 --> 00:09:31,091 No, why do you think I went to Sephora? 215 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:32,626 - Because you look a lot younger. 216 00:09:32,694 --> 00:09:33,693 - Oh, thanks. 217 00:09:33,762 --> 00:09:34,861 I've just been, you know, 218 00:09:34,963 --> 00:09:36,796 riding my bike a lot, eating right. 219 00:09:36,865 --> 00:09:38,698 - No, Dad, I think you went to Sephora. 220 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:41,101 - Stan, your dinner's almost-- whoa! 221 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,302 Randy? 222 00:09:42,404 --> 00:09:44,337 What the hell did you do? 223 00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:45,839 - He went to Sephora. 224 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:48,008 - No, I did not go to Sephora. 225 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:51,611 I took Shelley to Sephora, and I waited outside. 226 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,280 - No, you got stuck in the back rooms of Sephora 227 00:09:53,315 --> 00:09:54,648 and now nothing makes any sense. 228 00:09:54,716 --> 00:09:57,284 - The only thing not making sense is you guys, OK? 229 00:09:57,352 --> 00:10:00,320 If you don't mind, I'm gonna have some Cocoa Puffs and beer. 230 00:10:04,693 --> 00:10:06,459 PETER: Good morning, South America. 231 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:07,861 The big day has arrived, 232 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,195 and Chase Chadwick is getting ready 233 00:10:09,264 --> 00:10:11,564 for his aura battle with Ike Broflovski. 234 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:13,433 Chase, how do you feel about your chances? 235 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:14,567 - I'm the coolest, 236 00:10:14,636 --> 00:10:16,503 best-looking guy in the school, 237 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,271 and it's time for people to stop glazing 238 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,706 Ike Broflovski. 239 00:10:19,808 --> 00:10:22,842 Broflovski's totally cringe, and I'm gonna prove it. 240 00:10:22,944 --> 00:10:25,278 - Should be an epic battle coming up later today, 241 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:26,913 right after fifth period. 242 00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:39,693 - [sighing] God damn it. 243 00:10:42,664 --> 00:10:44,864 I guess... you're pretty scared, huh? 244 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,368 - Yeah... 245 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:50,670 pretty scared. 246 00:10:50,739 --> 00:10:52,339 - Well, look. 247 00:10:52,374 --> 00:10:54,274 I know you probably wish you had a big brother 248 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,142 that would help you out right now, but... 249 00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:57,744 don't be mad at Kyle. 250 00:10:58,613 --> 00:10:59,713 I'm sure that, deep down, 251 00:10:59,815 --> 00:11:01,748 your brother wants to help, OK? 252 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,383 Maybe he just-- 253 00:11:03,485 --> 00:11:05,418 he just doesn't know how. 254 00:11:05,487 --> 00:11:07,053 And he's a Jew. 255 00:11:07,155 --> 00:11:08,555 - Yeah. 256 00:11:08,657 --> 00:11:10,390 - I mean... if I had a little brother, 257 00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:13,193 he'd be my special little guy, but Kyle's just-- 258 00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:14,994 he's got a lot on his plate, you know? 259 00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:16,896 Matza balls, bagels, kosher latkes-- 260 00:11:16,932 --> 00:11:17,964 lot on his plate. 261 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:19,599 Look, Ike, what I'm trying to say is, 262 00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:20,934 I don't think, just because your brother 263 00:11:21,002 --> 00:11:23,269 doesn't understand your generation, 264 00:11:23,305 --> 00:11:24,738 that he doesn't love you. 265 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,743 - I can't beat him, can I? 266 00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:31,678 Chase Chadwick? 267 00:11:31,747 --> 00:11:33,313 - [sighs] 268 00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,882 No, I don't think you can beat him. 269 00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:38,318 But what matters is that we have you looking 270 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:40,019 as good as possible when it happens. 271 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,354 Maybe... 272 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,357 Maybe I can help you prepare for the aura battle. 273 00:11:44,426 --> 00:11:46,359 - Really? You will? 274 00:11:46,428 --> 00:11:47,427 - There's nothing wrong with losing, 275 00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:48,561 as long as you look good doing it. 276 00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:50,597 - Oh, thank you! 277 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,832 Thank you, big brother. 278 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:55,368 - It's all right. 279 00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:57,103 Let's just get you prepared. 280 00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:00,039 [bell ringing] 281 00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:03,209 - OK, children, let's take our seats. 282 00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:05,145 Uh, where is Eric Cartman? 283 00:12:05,247 --> 00:12:07,180 Does anyone know where Eric Cartman is? 284 00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:08,214 Yes, Bebe? 285 00:12:08,283 --> 00:12:09,983 - Um, who cares? 286 00:12:10,085 --> 00:12:11,284 - Oh, OK. 287 00:12:11,319 --> 00:12:13,486 Uh, well, children, before we get started today, 288 00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:15,455 I want to address all the aura farming 289 00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:17,657 that's been going on here in South America. 290 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:19,726 - Thank you! Finally! 291 00:12:19,828 --> 00:12:21,127 - You know, there's been a lot of talk 292 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:24,297 of who's cool and looks good and who's faking it, 293 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:25,365 and I thought we could apply that 294 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,734 to our lesson on people in history. 295 00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:29,436 Abraham Lincoln. What you think? 296 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:32,639 Did he have a good aura, or was he cringe? 297 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:35,875 He did some good things, but he was probably cringe. 298 00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,478 What about Martin Luther King? What do we think? 299 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,647 Maybe a little cringe at the end there? 300 00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:42,449 Little cringe? Yes, Kyle? 301 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:44,717 - I think we should stop rating looks and coolness 302 00:12:44,786 --> 00:12:47,821 so that companies stop preying on people's insecurities. 303 00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:52,926 - What's up, dudes? 304 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:56,930 - Oh, no. 305 00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,565 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 306 00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,566 - They're saying, 'cause I'm younger, 307 00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,000 now I got to go to school. 308 00:13:01,036 --> 00:13:03,169 - No, Dad, you are not going to my school. 309 00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:04,504 - That's what I said! 310 00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:07,841 But [bleep] Mom is all like, "You did this to yourself! 311 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:10,310 You wanted to look younger. Now you can just go to school!" 312 00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:11,845 - Stan, what is going on? 313 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:12,879 - God damn it. 314 00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:14,214 My dad went to Sephora, all right? 315 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:15,348 - [claps] All right, children. 316 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,783 We can welcome the new kid later. 317 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:18,585 Let's get back to the lesson. 318 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,653 Amelia Earhart. 319 00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:23,223 Pretty cringe. What do you think? 320 00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:25,658 Yes, new kid. 321 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:27,760 - Is there any way I could get a beer? 322 00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:29,662 [horn honks] 323 00:13:29,731 --> 00:13:31,564 [birds chirping] 324 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,566 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,235 - OK, it's right in here somewhere. 326 00:13:35,303 --> 00:13:36,469 I'm taking you to the place 327 00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:38,905 where all the chicks go to look their very best. 328 00:13:39,007 --> 00:13:41,174 - [giggling] 329 00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,176 - Since it's a school day, this place should be dead. 330 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:45,044 Ah, here it is. 331 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,212 Oh, my God! 332 00:13:48,884 --> 00:13:50,683 - [clapping] Wow! 333 00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:52,185 Sephora! 334 00:13:52,254 --> 00:13:54,254 FARMER FRED: You don't want to go in there. 335 00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:55,555 Six years, 336 00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:57,690 I been waitin', watchin', 337 00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:00,560 while that Sephora gets bigger. 338 00:14:00,662 --> 00:14:03,863 Used to be an Orange Julius next to it... 339 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,733 but the Sephora ate it. 340 00:14:07,669 --> 00:14:08,902 - Cool. Thank you. 341 00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:15,842 - This is de-aging cream. 342 00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:17,710 It's really milky and pearlescent. 343 00:14:17,779 --> 00:14:19,145 What do you think? You like that? 344 00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:20,747 You like that on your face? 345 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:22,782 Yeah, you like that on your face, don't you? 346 00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:25,051 - See how it's sort of thick and creamy? 347 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,353 Yeah, you like that? You like that on your face? 348 00:14:27,422 --> 00:14:28,788 You want some more of that on your face? 349 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,290 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 350 00:14:30,392 --> 00:14:33,426 [indistinct chatter] 351 00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:35,395 - All right, we got to make this quick 352 00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:36,496 and get back to school. 353 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:38,531 - Can I help you guys find anything? 354 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,533 - Yeah, my friend has an aura battle this afternoon, 355 00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:42,302 so he needs to look and smell like a total Chad. 356 00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:43,536 - Oh, OK. 357 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,204 Well, that's a good face cream you've got there. 358 00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:46,506 - That'll open up your pores 359 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:47,607 and help you look a little younger. 360 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:48,841 What do you think? You like that? 361 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:49,976 - Yeah! - Yeah? 362 00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:51,911 You like that on your face? Great. 363 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,012 You like that on your face, don't you? 364 00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:53,947 You want some more of that? 365 00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:55,481 It's $89.95. 366 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,116 - Whoa! Holy crap! 367 00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:59,118 Can we maybe just get some free samples? 368 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,554 - Well, sure, we got some things I can give you. 369 00:15:01,623 --> 00:15:02,989 This one's a little white and pearlescent. 370 00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:04,958 You like that? You like that on your face? 371 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:05,959 - Yeah, I like that. 372 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,160 - It's sort of warm, isn't it? 373 00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,161 - Yeah, that's hot. 374 00:15:08,263 --> 00:15:09,495 I like it on my [bleep] face. 375 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,431 - Well, hey, if you guys want to sample 376 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:13,600 a lot of face creams, we can take you 377 00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:17,036 to the back rooms to meet the manager. 378 00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:19,572 [ominous music] 379 00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:22,575 - [singing in Spanish] 380 00:15:22,644 --> 00:15:25,578 [upbeat electronic music] 381 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:32,885 ♪ ♪ 382 00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:35,221 - Pre-show battle here with Butters Stotch 383 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,923 facing off against Scott Malkinson. 384 00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:38,057 They're doing their best, but honestly, 385 00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:39,359 it's all pretty cringe. 386 00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:41,361 Everyone, of course, just waiting for the main event 387 00:15:41,429 --> 00:15:42,362 of Ike Broflovski 388 00:15:42,397 --> 00:15:43,363 versus Chase Chadwick, 389 00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:45,932 and so far, Ike is a no-show, 390 00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:46,899 proving he may have just 391 00:15:47,002 --> 00:15:47,900 been aura farming 392 00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:49,569 this entire time. 393 00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:52,305 - I--I feel like I've been a crappy brother. 394 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:54,140 Am I just a crappy brother? 395 00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:55,808 - No, dude, you're not a crappy brother. 396 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:57,176 - I told Ike not to battle. 397 00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:58,978 I didn't think the school would react like this. 398 00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,480 - Well, we warned you, Kyle. 399 00:16:00,548 --> 00:16:01,614 - You got to go find your brother 400 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,216 and at least tell him to show up. 401 00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:07,053 - Oh, hey! Party in the shitter! 402 00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:09,055 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 403 00:16:09,124 --> 00:16:10,256 What's, uh-- 404 00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:12,058 what's up with that Bebe chick? 405 00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,760 - Ew! Dad! - What? 406 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,129 I'm just asking what's up with her, gah! 407 00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:17,096 - Dad, your breath! 408 00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:18,698 Have you been drinking? - Ugh! 409 00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:21,267 I had one shot of Jager during Humanities! 410 00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,402 - Go away, Dad! 411 00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:24,103 Kyle's having a crisis with his little brother. 412 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,204 - Oh, you mean Ike? 413 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:26,739 Cartman took him to Sephora. 414 00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:28,074 - He what? - Yeah. 415 00:16:28,109 --> 00:16:30,243 Craig told Bebe that Ike went to Sephora with Cartman 416 00:16:30,278 --> 00:16:32,278 and that it made Red down-low kind of jelly. 417 00:16:32,347 --> 00:16:34,213 - Oh, that's bad! - Why's that bad? 418 00:16:34,282 --> 00:16:35,782 - Dude, we got to go! Come on! 419 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:39,852 [horns honking] 420 00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:41,554 [birds chirping] 421 00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:43,256 [indistinct chatter] 422 00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:45,792 [mechanical whirring] 423 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:48,528 - [chuckling] 424 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,129 - Here! This is it. 425 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,832 - Well, come on. 426 00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:53,966 Let's ask if anyone's seen him. 427 00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:55,468 FARMER FRED: Don't do it! 428 00:16:56,638 --> 00:16:59,172 Don't you see men can't go in there? 429 00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:02,008 Time's got no meanin'. 430 00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:03,976 - Come on! 431 00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:07,146 - Ike? Cartman? 432 00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:11,784 Ike? 433 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,223 - Ike? - Ike? 434 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:18,624 [ominous music] 435 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,393 - Cartman? 436 00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,028 - Oh, my God. 437 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:28,067 ♪ ♪ 438 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:29,936 - Oh, hey, Kyle. What's up? 439 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,838 - What the hell is going on? 440 00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:33,139 - Sorry, Kyle. 441 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,640 I took your little brother to Sephora. 442 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:37,744 They kind of [bleep] up how he looks. 443 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:39,345 They, uh, took us to the back rooms 444 00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:40,747 to give us samples. 445 00:17:40,849 --> 00:17:43,182 I think maybe anti-aging creams are bad for young people. 446 00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:44,584 [booming footsteps approaching] 447 00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:46,319 Uh-oh. - Oh, no! 448 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,720 - Here she comes, you guys. 449 00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:49,555 When she comes, just tell her you like it in the face. 450 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:50,723 - What? 451 00:17:50,825 --> 00:17:52,692 [electricity buzzing] 452 00:17:52,794 --> 00:17:57,530 ♪ ♪ 453 00:17:57,632 --> 00:17:59,432 - [distorted voice] Got some more samples! 454 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,969 You want that on your face? 455 00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:04,637 [all screaming] 456 00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,272 - Aargh! Aww! 457 00:18:06,374 --> 00:18:07,774 - Let's get the [bleep] out of here! 458 00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,008 - Untie me, Stan! 459 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:12,612 - You like that on your face? 460 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,180 ALL: Run! Run! 461 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:16,048 [all screaming] - Go, go, go! 462 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,886 - Free sample... 463 00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:22,288 on your face! 464 00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:23,890 [all screaming] 465 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:27,426 [booming footsteps] 466 00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:28,628 [electricity buzzing] 467 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,564 [squelching] 468 00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:34,167 [footsteps approaching] 469 00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,569 - Come on! 470 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,004 [all gasping] 471 00:18:38,072 --> 00:18:39,305 - Oh. - Oh! Oh, my God! 472 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,840 - [sighing] - Oh, we did it. 473 00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:42,675 - Oh, thank God. 474 00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,510 I am never going in that place again! 475 00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,646 - Grandpa! 476 00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,414 - Oh, Jesus, Polly! 477 00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:49,682 You took forever! 478 00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:51,851 - Sorry, Grandpa. Oh, crap! 479 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,020 Can I just run in and get one more thing? 480 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:55,488 - All right, one more thing. 481 00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,089 But make it quick. 482 00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:01,093 - Oh, no... 483 00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:02,495 I'm so cringe. 484 00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:03,596 - Ike? 485 00:19:03,665 --> 00:19:06,265 Ike, it's gonna be OK. 486 00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:07,733 Your face'll go back to normal. 487 00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:10,570 It's just... gonna take some time. 488 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:12,905 I'm sorry for not being there for you. 489 00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:15,174 I get it now that you have to aura battle, 490 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,676 or else you're gonna be cringe. 491 00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:18,511 So let's go and face that kid, 492 00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,214 and then whatever the other kids want to say about you, 493 00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:23,783 well, your big brother's gonna have your back. 494 00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:30,256 - Anticipation in the air, 495 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,358 and a totally packed school hallway 496 00:19:32,427 --> 00:19:35,027 as Ike Broflovski has finally shown up 497 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,430 for the aura battle against Chase Chadwick. 498 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:38,664 People were starting to wonder. 499 00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,333 Kyle, where has your brother been? 500 00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:41,868 - We were just, uh, making sure 501 00:19:41,936 --> 00:19:43,369 he was prepared, Peter. 502 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:46,172 My little brother's been working on a perfect rizz face. 503 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:47,740 And by showing up to this battle, 504 00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:51,611 he has proved that he is not just aura farming. 505 00:19:51,679 --> 00:19:52,778 - Definitely strong words. 506 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:55,114 Let's hope your brother can back 'em up. 507 00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:58,084 - [singing in Spanish] 508 00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:00,019 - I'm talkin' about in it! 509 00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:02,521 ♪ ♪ 510 00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:03,956 Clock it! 511 00:20:04,025 --> 00:20:06,459 [cheers and applause] 512 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:08,227 ♪ ♪ 513 00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:10,529 What you got? You've got nothin'! 514 00:20:10,632 --> 00:20:11,797 'Cause everyone knows 515 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,133 I'm the hottest guy in our school! 516 00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:16,068 RANDY: Yeah, I don't think so! 517 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:18,804 [dramatic music] 518 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,606 If you're gonna mog-off with anyone, 519 00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:22,208 it can be with me! 520 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,509 - Who the hell is that? 521 00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:24,710 - God damn it. 522 00:20:24,746 --> 00:20:27,346 - I'm here to stand up for my friend Kyle! 523 00:20:27,415 --> 00:20:29,515 And yes, I have had a few beers, 524 00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:31,350 and I'm a little drunk. 525 00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:32,585 - Dad, get out of here! 526 00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:34,220 - Step away, kid! 527 00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:35,955 You're totally cringe! 528 00:20:36,024 --> 00:20:37,857 And your eyes are too far apart! 529 00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,326 SIUUUU! - Oh, yeah? 530 00:20:40,395 --> 00:20:42,695 Well, how about we just handle this old-school? 531 00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:45,031 [blows landing] - Ow! Oh! Ah! 532 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,866 - This is how Gen X handles shit, 533 00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:48,467 you little [bleep] bitch! 534 00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:50,236 - Ah! Oh! 535 00:20:50,305 --> 00:20:53,105 [screaming] 536 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:54,774 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Break it up. 537 00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:55,775 Break it up! 538 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:57,376 - Look at your [bleep] face now! 539 00:20:57,412 --> 00:20:58,511 - That's it! 540 00:20:58,579 --> 00:21:00,012 You're goin' to the principal's office! 541 00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:02,248 - Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 542 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:03,416 Isn't this South America? 543 00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:05,985 I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 544 00:21:06,054 --> 00:21:08,955 [upbeat electronic music] 545 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:19,231 ♪ ♪