1 00:00:01,988 --> 00:00:05,208 "Grey Dawn" 2 00:00:36,928 --> 00:00:39,678 Friends, we gather in this place to mourn 3 00:00:39,713 --> 00:00:41,706 the victims of yesterday's tragedy. 4 00:00:41,771 --> 00:00:47,180 Nine good people who were run over in the street by an elderly woman driver. 5 00:00:48,026 --> 00:00:50,370 Oh God, memorial services are so boring. 6 00:00:50,748 --> 00:00:53,920 You insensitive asshole, Cartman! Nine people died! 7 00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:55,612 Yeah, but like, eight of them were hippies. 8 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,281 Mostly hippies go to farmer's markets. 9 00:00:57,547 --> 00:00:58,586 Mostly. 10 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:02,424 It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. 11 00:01:02,425 --> 00:01:05,871 Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime 12 00:01:05,906 --> 00:01:09,580 of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? 13 00:01:09,796 --> 00:01:11,525 It is then that we must understand, 14 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,905 God's sense of humor is very different from our own. 15 00:01:13,906 --> 00:01:17,341 He does not laugh at the simple "man walks into a bar" joke. 16 00:01:17,427 --> 00:01:20,291 No, God needs complex irony 17 00:01:20,326 --> 00:01:23,550 and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. 18 00:01:23,772 --> 00:01:27,143 All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh 19 00:01:27,178 --> 00:01:29,731 and a tragedy such as this will never happen again. 20 00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:31,286 Look out! 21 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:35,871 Huh? Was that a stop sign back there? 22 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,714 I think I hit a pothole. 23 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:51,240 Hey Dad, how come they let old people drive? 24 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:54,742 Well, Stan, it's a very fragile issue. 25 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:56,408 But they kill people. 26 00:01:56,775 --> 00:02:02,171 Sometimes, yes, but senior citizens have to be dealt with very gingerly, Stan. 27 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:04,356 We can't just take their licenses away. 28 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:08,142 I'll be God-damned if they think they can take my license away! 29 00:02:08,143 --> 00:02:09,141 Oooh, hi Dad. 30 00:02:09,176 --> 00:02:13,480 I heard what you said! You wanna take drivin' privileges away from seniors! 31 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:16,029 Well let me tell you something, peckerface! 32 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:18,577 I worked fifty five years in the steel mill! 33 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:18,870 Yes Dad. 34 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,964 And I flew Spitfires over Germany in World War II! 35 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:24,040 - Yes I know. - And I will be God-damned 36 00:02:24,132 --> 00:02:28,174 if the government thinks it can step in and take away my right to drive! 37 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:31,847 I think old people should have rights, Grandpa. I just don't wanna die. 38 00:02:44,214 --> 00:02:47,607 Damnit Mona, this isn't the fastest way to Country Kitchen Buffet! 39 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,080 No, but it's the shortest. I save the most gas that way. 40 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:03,492 You save more gas if you take the highway to Country Kitchen Buffet! 41 00:03:03,632 --> 00:03:06,909 Less miles means less gas, you old fool. 42 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:13,131 There's Country Kitchen right there! 43 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:13,953 Where? 44 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:16,267 Right there! You're gonna miss it! 45 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:24,484 Is this the parking lot? 46 00:03:24,685 --> 00:03:25,799 I think so. 47 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:31,578 Another death tonight by a senior citizen motorist. 48 00:03:31,613 --> 00:03:34,055 Carl Zorn of Pine Junction was killed instantly 49 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,833 when struck by a vehicle driven by Pete and Lydia Malman, 50 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:39,444 who were trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet. 51 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:43,249 This latest tragedy comes only two days after the accident in Deer Creek, 52 00:03:43,284 --> 00:03:45,472 where three construction workers and a bulldozer 53 00:03:45,473 --> 00:03:47,706 were run down by senior citizen Paul Thom, 54 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:50,243 who was trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet. 55 00:03:50,278 --> 00:03:53,336 Public outcry is forcing the DMV to consider suspending 56 00:03:53,371 --> 00:03:55,494 the licenses of all seniors over seventy, 57 00:03:55,529 --> 00:03:57,267 though no decision has yet to be made. 58 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:05,055 Seniors of South Park, I don't know about you, but I am mad as hell! 59 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:05,955 Yeah! 60 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:12,910 I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question! 61 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:18,240 We need to let everyone know we're pissed off, 62 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,618 and we're not gonna take it anymore! 63 00:04:20,789 --> 00:04:23,197 Yeah! Yeah! That's right, Pete! 64 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:25,667 That's right! Now, 65 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:30,544 can anybody remember what we're pissed off about? 66 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,043 Now, remember we're all pissed about something 67 00:04:39,299 --> 00:04:41,470 and uh... that's why we had this meeting, 68 00:04:42,289 --> 00:04:44,523 but I... can't for the life of me re... 69 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:50,353 Oooo. Was it the kids skateboarding on the sidewalks? No? 70 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:54,286 Oh, I remember! They're gonna take our licenses away! 71 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,354 Yeah! Yeah! That's right! 72 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:59,535 That's right! They're gonna try and take our licenses away! 73 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:02,335 And I, for one, am mad as hell! 74 00:05:02,409 --> 00:05:05,278 Me too! Yeah, that's right! And mine too! 75 00:05:05,446 --> 00:05:10,086 I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question! 76 00:05:10,235 --> 00:05:12,734 So now, what are we gonna do about it? 77 00:05:14,261 --> 00:05:15,566 Do about what? 78 00:05:15,587 --> 00:05:18,202 They're gonna take our licenses away. 79 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:20,712 They are? They can't do that! 80 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:25,618 That's right. So you know what I think we should do? 81 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:29,134 I think we should have a senior citizens' meeting! 82 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:34,409 Get all the seniors together at the community center and unite! 83 00:05:35,122 --> 00:05:36,485 Great idea, Marvin! 84 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,079 Wait, ah I think we're having that meeting right now. 85 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,371 Oh, right, this is the meeting. 86 00:05:43,406 --> 00:05:47,203 Right. To get those damn kids to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks! 87 00:05:47,235 --> 00:05:49,939 Yeah! Yeah! That's right! Someone's gotta stop them! 88 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:53,926 Sharon, have you seen Dad? 89 00:05:53,961 --> 00:05:55,255 He's not here, hun. 90 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:58,360 He's having a meeting with all the seniors in town at the community center. 91 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,524 Oh. Wait a minute. 92 00:06:01,559 --> 00:06:03,776 If all the seniors in town are at a meeting, 93 00:06:04,539 --> 00:06:07,361 that means that when the meeting gets out... 94 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:11,098 Every senior in town will be driving home... 95 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:14,130 At the same time. 96 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:17,563 Oh my God! 97 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,417 Get inside! Get inside! 98 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:26,945 Seniors' meeting getting out! Get off the streets! 99 00:06:30,731 --> 00:06:34,534 All right, great meeting everyone. Let's do it again sometime. 100 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:36,843 So long, everybody. 101 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,428 Goodbye, Missy. 102 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,806 Get off the streets! Get off the streets! 103 00:06:46,521 --> 00:06:48,474 Old people are driving! 104 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:54,510 Gerald! Where are the boys? 105 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:55,721 We've gotta get out of here! 106 00:06:55,756 --> 00:06:57,758 The boys, Gerald! Where are they? 107 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:01,280 They, they're... they're playing street hockey! 108 00:07:01,601 --> 00:07:04,308 Oh my God! 109 00:07:05,232 --> 00:07:07,415 With just ten seconds to go, the offense makes its move. 110 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:09,773 Marsh heads for the goal and paases the ball to the poor kid. 111 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:11,463 The poor kid hands it out to the Jew! 112 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:14,479 The Jew shoots. Awww, and the shot is blocked again, 113 00:07:14,514 --> 00:07:17,130 proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey! 114 00:07:17,211 --> 00:07:19,568 It isn't fair. Cartman's fatter than the goal. 115 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,595 I'm not fat. I just have a sweet hockey body. 116 00:07:21,623 --> 00:07:25,916 Get off the streets! Get off the streets! 117 00:07:25,919 --> 00:07:27,370 Dude, look! 118 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:32,838 Get off the streets! Get off the streets! 119 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,764 - What is that? - I don't know. 120 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:39,195 Get off... Get straight off the streets! 121 00:07:39,203 --> 00:07:40,879 Dude, is that your dad? 122 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:41,568 I think so. 123 00:07:41,603 --> 00:07:43,671 Looks like Stan's dad's been hittin' the bottle again. 124 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:45,379 Streets! 125 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,758 - What is he saying? - I can't understand him. 126 00:07:49,273 --> 00:07:53,483 Calm down! We cannot understand you! 127 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,911 Ohhhhh, look! 128 00:07:58,066 --> 00:07:59,092 You guys! 129 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:01,210 - Oh Jesus! - Old people! 130 00:08:01,307 --> 00:08:02,049 Come on! 131 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:06,815 Oh God, they're coming! 132 00:08:07,893 --> 00:08:09,461 Get over there! Stay low! 133 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:12,036 Why are they all out driving at the same time? 134 00:08:19,952 --> 00:08:21,734 It's okay, boys. They're gone. 135 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,154 Let's just lay low for a minute until we can find-- 136 00:08:25,819 --> 00:08:28,401 I don't remember there being a building here. 137 00:08:28,436 --> 00:08:29,254 Run! 138 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:35,575 I told you to turn left, Larry. 139 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:37,463 Get up the stairs! Up the stairs! 140 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,299 Come on! Come on! 141 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:40,965 Aah! There's another one! 142 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,663 Excuse me, is this Costello Avenue? 143 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:48,380 In here! 144 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,051 They're not gonna stop until we're all dead! 145 00:08:57,086 --> 00:08:58,446 Quiet! Keep quiet! 146 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:00,220 Dad, I'm scared. 147 00:09:00,255 --> 00:09:03,499 Just, keep your voices down. We'll stay the night in here. 148 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,282 We'll stay the whole winter if we have to. 149 00:09:05,568 --> 00:09:06,959 I'm not staying the winter in this room! 150 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:09,145 We just need to tell old people they can't drive anymore! 151 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:13,060 Awgh. Stan, it's not that simple! Just relax while I find the lights. 152 00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:14,624 Here we go. 153 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,122 How the hell did we get up here? 154 00:09:18,852 --> 00:09:21,257 I told you this was the wrong way! 155 00:09:25,242 --> 00:09:28,487 Tom, I'm standing outside of the Department of Motor Vehicles, 156 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:32,890 where senior citizens have until 3 PM to hand over their driver's licenses. 157 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:36,956 The new law was passed just three days after the Night of Horror, 158 00:09:36,991 --> 00:09:40,033 in which all seniors were out driving at the same time, 159 00:09:40,119 --> 00:09:43,846 causing fourteen deaths and three million dollars in damage. 160 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:48,301 Alrighty. There we go. Next? 161 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:53,008 It ain't right what you're doin'! I never had an accident in my life! 162 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:55,847 That's right. You shouldn't punish all of us. 163 00:09:55,882 --> 00:10:00,211 We're sorry, but this is the only way to be sure. Next please. There we go. 164 00:10:00,306 --> 00:10:03,555 But how am I supposed to get to the grocery store? 165 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,865 Or the pharmacy to buy medicine? 166 00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:09,468 Well, maybe you should be in a nursing home. Hmmm? 167 00:10:09,571 --> 00:10:11,471 Some of us would rather die! 168 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,949 Well, we can certainly help you with that, too. 169 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,518 We aren't second-class citizens! 170 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:21,069 That's right! You can take our licenses, but you'll never take our pride! 171 00:10:21,192 --> 00:10:22,162 Yeah... 172 00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:26,803 Ooooh, isn't this great, you guys? 173 00:10:26,864 --> 00:10:28,432 Being able to walk the streets now that old people 174 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:30,182 are confined to their homes where they belong? 175 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,693 Billy, get in the car! I need you boys to help me pick up my new Hov-Around. 176 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,029 Uh, Grandpa, I don't think you're supposed to be driving. 177 00:10:39,119 --> 00:10:42,469 God-damnit Billy! You're supposed to listen to your dad, right? 178 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,095 Well I'm your dad's dad, 179 00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:47,420 and that means you get in this car before I tan all your hides! 180 00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:50,230 Well, look at it this way: 181 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,406 Statistically speaking, we're safer inside a car 182 00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,022 with an old person driving than outside. 183 00:10:54,242 --> 00:10:55,540 My God, he's right. 184 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,842 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, 185 00:10:59,877 --> 00:11:01,207 even though I walk through the valley of death. 186 00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:07,547 Guys, I don't know if I ever told you this, but, well, I love you guys. 187 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,427 Except for you, Kyle. 188 00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:11,523 Okay, all set? 189 00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:16,065 Asshole! 190 00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:22,235 Ooooh my God! 191 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,822 Ah, I think there's a police car behind you, Grandpa. 192 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:35,482 Go around. Go around, you moron! 193 00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:38,569 Blue Impala, pull your vehicle over! 194 00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:40,325 I believe that's us... Thank God. 195 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,719 Could I see your license, please? 196 00:11:46,869 --> 00:11:49,228 I ain't got one! You peckers took it! 197 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,418 Well then, I have to take you to jail. 198 00:11:51,558 --> 00:11:56,552 You just try taking me to jail, scrotum-head! You just try! 199 00:11:57,452 --> 00:12:01,096 Stupid son of a-- God damnit! 200 00:12:01,177 --> 00:12:03,097 I just got him right here, Mr. Marsh. 201 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,649 Oh brother. Well, good job, Dad! Look at you now! 202 00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:10,361 Oh God damnit, don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! 203 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,700 You just had to be so damn stubborn, didn't you? 204 00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:15,531 Now my son is gonna talk to me like I'm twelve. 205 00:12:15,566 --> 00:12:17,979 We're not treating you like children, Dad. All right? 206 00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:21,066 Now I think you owe Mr. Police Officer an apology. 207 00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:24,038 Who needs to apologize, hm? Who's the sorry-sorry? 208 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:25,766 Kiss my sagging ass! 209 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,568 Well fine. I was gonna bail you out, 210 00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:30,127 but maybe you can just sit here for a bit and think about what you did! 211 00:12:30,162 --> 00:12:34,062 Well I won't be sitting here long! I've already called the AARP! 212 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,659 What's that? 213 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:38,248 The American Association of Retired Persons! 214 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:40,929 The largest political group in the country! 215 00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:44,010 When seniors like me are bein' descriminated against, 216 00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:46,933 the AARP comes and sets it right! 217 00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:49,633 And you're gonna be sorry when they get here! 218 00:12:51,592 --> 00:12:55,533 And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," 219 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:58,547 not to be confused with a "mongoloid" 220 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:01,237 like the actor, Nicholas Cage. 221 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,932 Okay now, who can tell me in what 222 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:09,811 ...year... the... first... film by a... mongoloid... 223 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:11,976 That's odd. 224 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,442 Those ROTC guys are way off course. 225 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,091 More old people! 226 00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,483 The American Association of Retired Persons. 227 00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:26,551 Stay in your seats, children. I'll be right back. 228 00:13:28,803 --> 00:13:32,713 Set up a perimeter! Bring Bravo Team to Point Delta! 229 00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:35,054 Bravo Team is go. 230 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,382 Move! Move! Move! 231 00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:39,710 Let's go! Let's go! 232 00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:42,731 Uh, can I help you folks find something? Oowww! 233 00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:48,520 Old people gone mad! 234 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:04,270 Contact. Put your hands up, young man! 235 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,560 - Marvin Marsh? - Yes? 236 00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:10,487 I'm Bill Stewart, President of the AARP. 237 00:14:10,637 --> 00:14:13,306 Hu-we've come to help the seniors in this town fight back. 238 00:14:13,492 --> 00:14:14,893 Oh, it's nice to meet ya, Bill. 239 00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:17,318 We came as fast as we could. 240 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,961 We just had to stop by Country Kitchen Buffet first. 241 00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:24,510 It's the nursing home! Liberate our comrades! 242 00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:28,645 There now, Mr. Johnson. 243 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,880 We can go to the cafeteria and get you some creamed corn and toast. 244 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:34,993 Can I help you? 245 00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:36,194 Help this! 246 00:14:37,164 --> 00:14:40,458 The revolution is on, brother! We're taking control of the town! 247 00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:43,546 Well, alright, well it's about damn time! 248 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:45,858 Hey everyone, we're taking the town. 249 00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:53,295 Seniors, we're taking the town over. 250 00:14:53,315 --> 00:14:54,990 The revolution is on! 251 00:14:55,754 --> 00:14:56,881 The revolution? 252 00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:59,479 Oh, I'd better get my other sweater. 253 00:15:00,845 --> 00:15:04,834 Mrs. Wyland, seniors are taking over the town. Would you like a gun? 254 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:06,701 Oh, I suppose so. 255 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,440 What the hell is going on? 256 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,609 Shut your piehole and get over there! 257 00:15:11,628 --> 00:15:13,251 - Randy, what is this? - Hey! 258 00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:16,020 You are now under the authority of the AARP! 259 00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:20,815 Ha! There you go, Mr. Smartmouth! Look at you now! 260 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:22,324 Dad, what are you doing? 261 00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:26,848 The AARP is gonna help us take this town until we get our licenses back! 262 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:30,452 Yeah, and we're gonna ask for more money in Medi-Care, too! 263 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:31,581 - That's right. - Yeah. 264 00:15:31,616 --> 00:15:33,145 Have you all got Alzheimer's? 265 00:15:33,247 --> 00:15:36,527 The-they're not gonna listen to a bunch of whacked out senior citizens. 266 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:39,635 We'll tell them if they don't give us our demands, 267 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,631 we'll start killin' hostages! 268 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,869 Huh, right. They're gonna really believe that. 269 00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:47,086 Isn't that a little extreme, Bill? 270 00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:51,444 Heh? No, we gotta be tough! Just like with those damned Japs! 271 00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:53,050 This is insane, Dad! 272 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,849 You all need to stop right now before more people get hurt. 273 00:15:55,884 --> 00:16:01,347 The time when you can tell me what to do is over, pucky-boy! We're in charge now! 274 00:16:08,164 --> 00:16:12,420 All right, we've got control of the Mayor's office and the fire station. 275 00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:16,595 Reinforcements have arrived from the nursing home in Conifer. 276 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:20,107 Good! Hell, us senior citizens could take over the entire country! 277 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,339 We've got company! 278 00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:30,555 Attention, seniors: Lay down your weapons and turns yourselves over! 279 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,496 Mrs. Applegate, show 'em we mean business. 280 00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:35,155 All right. 281 00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:42,325 What do you want? 282 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:46,215 We want our licenses back! 283 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,299 Yeah! 284 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:50,450 That's right. And we want more money in Medi-Care! 285 00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:51,905 Yeah! 286 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:56,387 And we want those damned kids to stop skateboardin' on the sidewalk! 287 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:57,833 Yeah! 288 00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:04,114 Hey Dad. 289 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,363 Stan! Boys! You're safe! 290 00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:09,663 Dad, why is everyone letting old people do this? Why doesn't somebody stop them? 291 00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:11,529 They've tried to stop them, son, but... 292 00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:14,073 The seniors get up so early in the morning they... 293 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,411 get everything done before everyone else is even awake! 294 00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,630 They're saying something about taking over the whole country. 295 00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:21,396 Yes. And now seeing how early they get up, 296 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,242 I don't see how anyone can stop them. 297 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,270 Wait a minute. You boys! 298 00:17:25,605 --> 00:17:28,084 You get up almost as early as they do! You can fight them! 299 00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:30,245 No. Come on, Dad. Can't you guys do it? 300 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,854 No, son. We... like to sleep in. 301 00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:35,605 Two hostages come front and center! 302 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,953 They're coming! Get out of here before they see you! 303 00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:40,149 Run to the hills and find a way to fight them. Go! 304 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:46,010 Boys, avenge me! Avenge me! 305 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:50,004 All right, check it out. Kenny did reconnaissance on the town. 306 00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:52,259 The old people have blockades here and here. 307 00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:54,770 The old ladies are keeping watch in towers around the perimeter, 308 00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:57,530 and the leaders along with my grandpa are most likely in the Mayor's office. 309 00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:59,960 So our only solution is to cut off their life force. 310 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,319 We can't fight them, Cartman. 311 00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:04,236 No. But we can sneak into town and shut down their food supply. 312 00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:05,094 Here. 313 00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:07,663 Country Kitchen Buffet? 314 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,451 Yeah. You take out Country Kitchen Buffet, 315 00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:10,595 and old people won't know what to do. 316 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,172 That's a retarded idea, Cartman! 317 00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:13,493 Is it? Two years ago, they closed 318 00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:15,166 the Country Kitchen Buffet in Steamboat Springs. 319 00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:17,495 And all the old people died of starvation in less than a week. 320 00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:19,372 Yeah, I remember hearing about that. 321 00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:22,684 Ech, even if it could work, how would we go about shutting it down? 322 00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:24,983 I think I have a plan, though we'll have to do it tonight. 323 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:31,154 We'll start by sneaking into town, cleverly disguised as black people. 324 00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:35,380 At 5:45, Kenny and Kyle split off and set a diversion on the east end of town. 325 00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:39,083 Meanwhile, Stan and I sneak into the Mayor's office 326 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,310 and steal some of the explosives the old people have stashed. 327 00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:44,361 Nine o'clock, we rendezvous at the Country Kitchen Buffet, 328 00:18:44,652 --> 00:18:47,071 where we strap the explosives and the timer to Kyle's chest. 329 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:50,293 We say our tearful goodbyes to Kyle, and then we send him inside. 330 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,564 Yeah, or we just go to Country Kitchen Buffet 331 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,546 and lock it from the inside so the seniors can't get in. 332 00:19:02,854 --> 00:19:04,625 Well, right, or we could always do that. 333 00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:10,946 All right everyone, round up your ammunition and get ready to move! 334 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,254 We're takin' this war further out! 335 00:19:13,314 --> 00:19:14,399 All right! 336 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:21,255 I appreciate what the AARP is tryin' to do for us, but uh, 337 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,898 all we want is our licenses back. 338 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:26,635 Huh? Heck no! This is goin' too well. 339 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,917 We're gonna take the whole country back. 340 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:31,307 Wipe out everyone below the age of sixty five! 341 00:19:31,757 --> 00:19:34,236 Wipe 'em out? What are you? Senile? 342 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:37,941 Come on, everyone! It's time to plan Phase 2! 343 00:19:39,871 --> 00:19:40,943 What the heck? 344 00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:47,074 Huh? What is this?! It's 6 AM. C-Country Kitchen should be open! 345 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,387 It's not open? It has to be! 346 00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:52,462 Try a window. 347 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,985 They're blocked from the inside. 348 00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:59,561 No... Let us in! Let us in! 349 00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,261 Open the door! It's 6 AM. 350 00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:08,698 - Open the Country Kitchen Buffet for us! - You have to let us in! 351 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,114 All right everyone, area secure. 352 00:20:22,149 --> 00:20:24,552 Collect their weapons and free the hostages. 353 00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:27,319 That was a great strategy, boys. 354 00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:29,813 You may very well have saved this entire country. 355 00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:32,882 Whoa-ho-ho-ooh, what happened? Is it over? 356 00:20:32,985 --> 00:20:36,304 Everything is fine. Control of the town is back to you folks. 357 00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:39,405 Country Kitchen... Wha-what happened? 358 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,960 Sir, what should we do with this one? 359 00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:42,550 It's up to the townspeople. 360 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:45,451 Well, I think he learned his lesson. Huh? 361 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,028 Don't you feel silly now, Dad? 362 00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:50,270 I think somebody owes us all an apology. Yes he does. 363 00:20:50,305 --> 00:20:52,536 Oh, stop it, Dad! This is partly your fault! 364 00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:53,225 Huh? 365 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,955 Look, all Grandpa wants is not to be talked to like a child. 366 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,242 I think half of what he was angry about wasn't what you were doing, 367 00:20:58,277 --> 00:20:59,318 but how you were doing it. 368 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,626 That's right. 369 00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:03,437 And Grandpa, you should be proud that you made it through life to be a senior, 370 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:04,922 but you should also realize that, 371 00:21:04,957 --> 00:21:07,072 when you get behind the wheel, you're a killing machine. 372 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:11,745 I know. I guess sometimes us seniors need to know when to stop driving 373 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:14,697 so we don't put the responsibility on our families. 374 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,251 Well, I think this has been a real learning experience for the Marsh family. 375 00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:22,039 People died, but we all grew a little. Let's just go home. 376 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,112 Sure. I'll drive. 377 00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,640 That's our Grandpa. 378 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:30,532 Dude, I hate my family.