1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:07,240 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,877 [twangy music] 3 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,212 - ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,680 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,548 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 6 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:17,650 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 7 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:18,918 - ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 8 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 9 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,589 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 10 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,391 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 11 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,692 - ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,727 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 13 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:30,697 [muffled singing] 14 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,165 - ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 15 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:33,566 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 16 00:00:38,731 --> 00:00:41,033 - Hey, Rick! 17 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,668 - Oh. Hey, Herb. 18 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,804 - So, you know what this week is, right? 19 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:47,806 - Um, is it Easter? 20 00:00:47,806 --> 00:00:50,376 - No, it's my spring break! 21 00:00:50,376 --> 00:00:52,544 No school for seven days! 22 00:00:52,544 --> 00:00:54,780 And guess what? Go pack your things 23 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:57,983 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip! 24 00:00:57,983 --> 00:00:59,284 - Really? 25 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:01,120 - I just came from the travel agent. 26 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,588 We're gonna spend five nights 27 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:05,724 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. 28 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,427 - Oh. 29 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:11,263 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really? 30 00:01:11,263 --> 00:01:13,565 We all know what goes on down there. 31 00:01:13,565 --> 00:01:16,001 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you. 32 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:19,605 - Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage. 33 00:01:19,605 --> 00:01:22,608 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset. 34 00:01:22,608 --> 00:01:25,544 - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are? 35 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,313 - I don't wanna go into one of those places. 36 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:29,948 I don't think they even exist anymore. 37 00:01:29,948 --> 00:01:32,484 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick? 38 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,953 - You don't even wanna go into one of those places? 39 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,388 - Rick, I'm a little old for that. 40 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,624 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did. 41 00:01:38,624 --> 00:01:40,092 - Well... 42 00:01:40,092 --> 00:01:41,860 Okay. - Ohh, Rick! 43 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,328 We're gonna have the best time! 44 00:01:43,328 --> 00:01:44,897 I can't wait to spoil you. 45 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,498 - I really do need a vacation. 46 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:50,736 - Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone! 47 00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:54,139 - All right, guys. You sure you packed everything? 48 00:01:54,139 --> 00:01:55,774 - Yeah, that should be all of it. 49 00:01:55,774 --> 00:01:58,477 - Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip. 50 00:01:58,477 --> 00:02:00,412 - I still feel bad, us going on a trip 51 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,181 while you and Stan stay home. 52 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:03,582 - You guys have fun in Santa Fe. 53 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,851 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff. 54 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:07,052 Goodbye, Shelley! 55 00:02:07,052 --> 00:02:09,755 Have fun! I'll miss you! [kisses] 56 00:02:10,522 --> 00:02:12,724 - There should be food enough to last you the week. 57 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:15,060 - Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine. 58 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:17,062 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom! 59 00:02:17,062 --> 00:02:20,132 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye! 60 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:26,238 [slams door] Aww, jeah! 61 00:02:26,238 --> 00:02:28,740 Bitches are gone! 62 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,643 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! 63 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:33,645 This is gonna be the best spring break ever. 64 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:35,614 They're gonna be gone the whole week! 65 00:02:36,748 --> 00:02:39,117 [opens beer] Bro, what are you doing? 66 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,886 - I'm painting miniatures. 67 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,454 - Painting min-- 68 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,156 Dude, do you not understand? 69 00:02:44,156 --> 00:02:45,891 Your mom and Shelley are gone. 70 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:49,027 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules. 71 00:02:49,027 --> 00:02:50,128 - Whatever I want? 72 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,196 - Yeah, dude! 73 00:02:51,196 --> 00:02:52,498 That's what this is all about. 74 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:54,633 Let's do some spring break shit! 75 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,001 - Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over 76 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,503 to do "40k" all week? 77 00:02:57,503 --> 00:02:59,238 - Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k." 78 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:00,305 What is that? 79 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,807 - You don't know "Warhammer 40k"? 80 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,142 - Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course. 81 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,511 I'm down. Let's do it. 82 00:03:05,511 --> 00:03:07,145 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude! 83 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,313 You're old enough. 84 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,549 - Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien! 85 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:13,585 [chatter, children playing] 86 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:20,893 - Oh, Rick. 87 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:23,829 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible. 88 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,364 - Yeah, it's really nice. 89 00:03:25,364 --> 00:03:27,366 I just don't know if I deserve all this. 90 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:29,167 - You do deserve it, Rick. 91 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,270 You've made me really happy. 92 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:32,771 Are you almost done? 93 00:03:32,771 --> 00:03:35,807 - Yeah, all done. Here you go. 94 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:38,610 - Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are. 95 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:43,315 Oh, that salt water air is just so good. 96 00:03:43,315 --> 00:03:44,816 Can't wait to try some Southern food. 97 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:47,419 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat. 98 00:03:47,419 --> 00:03:49,354 - A lot of things are different here in the South. 99 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,956 Kinda hard to figure out what's good. 100 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:52,457 [dreamy club music playing] - Yeah, all the stores 101 00:03:52,457 --> 00:03:54,159 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado. 102 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,794 It's almost like another culture. 103 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:57,162 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:57,162 --> 00:03:58,163 Herb? 105 00:03:58,163 --> 00:03:59,331 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:59,331 --> 00:04:00,732 Herb? 107 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:06,004 ♪ ♪ 108 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:07,973 Oh, no. - Geez. 109 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:09,641 It's still here. 110 00:04:09,641 --> 00:04:13,745 ♪ ♪ 111 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:15,847 - You said you wouldn't go into one of these places. 112 00:04:15,847 --> 00:04:18,050 - I don't wanna go in. I just... 113 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,152 can't believe some of these places are still here. 114 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:22,387 - Whoa! Look who's here! 115 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,289 What are you doing in town? 116 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:26,458 - Oh, I'm just on vacation. 117 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,693 This is Rick. 118 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:29,161 - Well, do you wanna come inside 119 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:30,329 and rally a little bit? 120 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:32,431 - Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore. 121 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:34,266 - You sure? Everyone would love 122 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:35,467 to rally with you again. 123 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,502 - I'm sure. I don't need to rally. 124 00:04:37,502 --> 00:04:39,471 I'm just here to relax. Take care. 125 00:04:39,471 --> 00:04:41,607 - Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here! 126 00:04:41,607 --> 00:04:43,141 America number one! 127 00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:45,310 - Number one, yep. 128 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,779 Some people, huh? Geez. 129 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:53,452 - Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad 130 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:55,420 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor. 131 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,122 - Okay, that has a toughness of 7 132 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,024 and a -1 to your hit rolls. 133 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:00,759 [rattles dice, throws] 134 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,794 - Okay, so that's three, four, five hits. 135 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:04,830 - Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+. 136 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,598 [rattles dice, throws] - What in the actual [bleep] 137 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,266 are you guys doing? 138 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,701 - We're playing "40k." 139 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:12,604 - You guys have wasted another day of spring break 140 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,440 with this stupid shit. - [rattles dice, throws] 141 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,477 - Do you guys know what spring break is about? 142 00:05:18,477 --> 00:05:21,446 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling. 143 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,215 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here? 144 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:25,384 - I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone? 145 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:26,752 - I'm happy the bitches are gone 146 00:05:26,752 --> 00:05:28,487 so we can have bitches over! 147 00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:30,856 Spring break is dude time. 148 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:32,491 But you know what, 149 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:34,559 today's society has ruined it all. 150 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:39,364 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys. 151 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:44,102 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic. 152 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:47,439 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys, 153 00:05:47,439 --> 00:05:49,875 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender. 154 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,644 - Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit 155 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,712 within six inches of Celestine, 156 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:55,614 so they have a +6 save. 157 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:58,183 - My God. 158 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,019 What are we going to do? 159 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:05,357 [club music pounding] 160 00:06:05,357 --> 00:06:08,393 [waves crashing] 161 00:06:08,393 --> 00:06:10,328 - I'm going to sleep. 162 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,064 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 163 00:06:12,064 --> 00:06:14,332 - ♪ I feel so alone ♪ 164 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,269 - Here I go...to sleep. 165 00:06:17,269 --> 00:06:19,905 [exhales] [club music continues] 166 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,473 Rick? 167 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:28,413 ♪ ♪ 168 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:30,882 - ♪ Go, look at me ♪ 169 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:32,384 ♪ ♪ 170 00:06:32,384 --> 00:06:34,352 ♪ I feel so alone ♪ 171 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,322 ♪ ♪ 172 00:06:37,322 --> 00:06:38,457 ♪ Come on ♪ 173 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:41,226 ♪ ♪ 174 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:43,595 ♪ Move with me ♪ 175 00:06:43,595 --> 00:06:45,230 ♪ Look at me ♪ 176 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,400 ♪ ♪ 177 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,535 ♪ I feel so alone ♪ 178 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,271 ♪ ♪ 179 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:54,506 ♪ Come on ♪ 180 00:06:54,506 --> 00:06:57,008 ♪ ♪ 181 00:06:57,008 --> 00:06:59,611 - Can I help you find any--oh, my God! 182 00:06:59,611 --> 00:07:01,012 Sir, you're back! 183 00:07:01,012 --> 00:07:02,581 - Yeah, just browsing. 184 00:07:02,581 --> 00:07:04,816 - You guys, it's him! He's here! 185 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:06,084 - Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him? 186 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:07,185 [crowd clamoring] 187 00:07:07,185 --> 00:07:08,386 - Is that really you? 188 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,755 - What are you doing here? 189 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:11,323 - Could I get a selfie with you? 190 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:13,291 - Hey, uh, since you're here, 191 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,593 you wanna rally a little bit? 192 00:07:14,593 --> 00:07:16,328 - No, no. I can't rally 193 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,830 I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around. 194 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,999 - Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again? 195 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,234 Live a little! 196 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,503 - Well, maybe I could do just a little bit. 197 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:26,304 I mean, wha-- 198 00:07:26,304 --> 00:07:29,341 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh? 199 00:07:29,341 --> 00:07:31,076 [cheering] 200 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,712 Yeah! I mean--I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks 201 00:07:33,712 --> 00:07:35,480 immigrants are made of gold or something. 202 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,883 Piece of shit! [cheering] 203 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:40,018 Yeah! Yeah! 204 00:07:40,685 --> 00:07:43,421 - [knocking] 205 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,559 Hey, Steven. You know your son's 206 00:07:47,559 --> 00:07:49,327 been over at my house for spring break? 207 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:51,029 - Yeah, of course I know. 208 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,598 - Well, you should see what they're doing, 209 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,501 'cause it's a little hrrrp. 210 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:57,936 - Well--well, what are they doing? 211 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,539 - Look, I just think we better talk with our boys 212 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:02,908 to counteract all the ways in which society 213 00:08:02,908 --> 00:08:05,811 has been pathologizing masculinity. 214 00:08:05,811 --> 00:08:08,046 I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right? 215 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:10,749 Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff? 216 00:08:10,749 --> 00:08:12,851 - Mm, no I didn't. 217 00:08:12,851 --> 00:08:14,853 - Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed 218 00:08:14,853 --> 00:08:16,521 of being a guy, right? 219 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,856 Like, you went out to the lake 220 00:08:17,856 --> 00:08:20,158 and tried to play grab ass with girls, right? 221 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,961 - No, I did not. 222 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,697 - Why--why are you saying that? 223 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:28,366 Why are you making those words with your mouth? 224 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:30,735 - Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys? 225 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,938 - Ohh, right. 226 00:08:32,938 --> 00:08:35,006 Sorry--sorry, yeah, everything's great. 227 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:37,642 They're playing a little table miniatures game. 228 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,878 It's great. 229 00:08:39,878 --> 00:08:42,414 Just, uh, came to let you know they're good. 230 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:43,481 [under breath] Don't worry. 231 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,550 I'm gonna take care of it. 232 00:08:46,918 --> 00:08:48,220 - I'll tell you what else. 233 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,255 This whole situation in the Ukraine, 234 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:52,190 that wouldn't be happening on my watch. 235 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,658 [cheers and applause] 236 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,928 The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid. 237 00:08:56,928 --> 00:09:00,031 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go! 238 00:09:00,031 --> 00:09:01,433 [cheers and applause] [cell phone rings] 239 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,268 And I'll tell you another thing. 240 00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:04,970 It's--oh, hang on a second. 241 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:07,739 Oh, crap. 242 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,241 Ho--hold on a second, everybody. 243 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:11,209 Uh-- [shushing] 244 00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:13,545 [clears throat] [answers phone] 245 00:09:13,545 --> 00:09:15,513 Oh, hey, Rick! 246 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,715 - Where are you? 247 00:09:16,715 --> 00:09:18,016 - I couldn't sleep, Rick. 248 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,451 I was just tossing and turning 249 00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:20,752 and I didn't wanna wake you up, 250 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:23,121 so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen 251 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,756 and stuff for our beach day tomorrow. 252 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,658 - Oh, okay. 253 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:29,060 I got scared that you were out rallying. 254 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,463 - Ohh, geez, well, that's silly. 255 00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,632 Last thing I wanna do is rally. 256 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,033 Listen up-- get back to sleep, Rick. 257 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,568 I'll--I'll be right home, okay? 258 00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:38,970 - Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye. 259 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,906 - Bye-bye. [hangs up] 260 00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:42,374 Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody. 261 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,775 I need to get going. 262 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:45,477 - Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more. 263 00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:46,778 - No, I really can't. 264 00:09:46,778 --> 00:09:48,747 - Just a few more minutes. Come on! 265 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:52,751 - All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer. 266 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,586 I mean, after all, I am here for you. 267 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,788 I am your warrior! 268 00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:58,323 Liberal left! 269 00:09:58,323 --> 00:09:59,925 Hunter Biden laptop! 270 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:01,393 [cheers and applause] 271 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,862 Yeah! Yeah! 272 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,210 - [snoring] 273 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,482 Uh-- 274 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,818 Ugh. Oh, geez. 275 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,820 - Herb? Herb, you gotta get up. 276 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,889 We're gonna miss our whole beach day. 277 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,758 - Oh, it's--it's just the time change, Rick. 278 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,993 You enjoy the beach. 279 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,529 I just gotta sleep a little longer. 280 00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:30,030 - Okay. 281 00:10:31,532 --> 00:10:32,599 - [snoring] 282 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,769 [chatter, waves crashing] 283 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,640 [somber music] 284 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:44,978 ♪ ♪ 285 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:48,749 - [rattles dice, throws] 286 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,917 Dude, it's so awesome being able 287 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,151 to leave "Warhammer" set up all night 288 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,386 and come back to it in the morning. 289 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,254 - I know, it's great. 290 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,224 - Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do? 291 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,293 - What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here. 292 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:00,961 What did you guys do? 293 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,565 - We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night. 294 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,966 - Okay, you guys, just stop 295 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,202 'cause the police wanna ask you some questions. 296 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:09,536 Come on in, officers. 297 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,505 - [cracking whip] Hello, gentlemen. 298 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,773 Hands up. 299 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,142 - We heard somebody in here's been bad. 300 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,811 - Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble. 301 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,680 You better read 'em their rights. 302 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,348 - Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models. 303 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,616 We spent a long time on this. 304 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:23,917 - Stan, stop with that shit. 305 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,252 Come on, get into it. 306 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,387 Wet t-shirt contest! 307 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,022 - Hey, what the [bleep]? 308 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,458 - What? - Hey, you [bleep] guy! 309 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,126 You do not harass the ladies! 310 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,362 - Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes. 311 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,664 - [cocks gun] You wanna talk, big man? Huh? 312 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,399 You wanna be big man? 313 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,767 - Whoa, whoa, okay. I-- 314 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,270 I think I need to explain something to you, okay? 315 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,505 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages 316 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,674 that the liberal left is putting out to young men 317 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,477 about their male instincts being toxic. 318 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,845 - The [bleep] you talking? 319 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,380 - You know, I'm trying to show my son 320 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,382 and his nerdy little friend what a real party is 321 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,551 'cause society wants them to be ashamed 322 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,686 of their masculine natures. 323 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,089 - You want real party? - Yeah! 324 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,558 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed. 325 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,628 - I will call some friends. 326 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,636 - The person you are trying to reach 327 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:17,137 cannot be located. 328 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,406 Please leave a message. [beep] 329 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,707 - Where are you? 330 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,676 I got back from the beach and you were gone. 331 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,177 Please pick up. 332 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,820 [club music pounding] 333 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,888 ♪ ♪ 334 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,157 [lively chatter] 335 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,458 ♪ ♪ 336 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,161 Excuse me. Excuse me. 337 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,597 [crowd cheering] 338 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,465 ♪ ♪ 339 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,301 - And we're gonna take Georgia, 340 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:50,103 and--and we're gonna take Arizona this time! 341 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,571 [cheering] 342 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,141 And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election, 343 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,809 I--I mean we're gonna take it again. 344 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,111 'cause we all know I won it last time, too! 345 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,846 Oh. 346 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,382 Oh. Hey, everybody. 347 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,684 This is Rick. 348 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:06,687 ♪ ♪ 349 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,457 Rick! Rick, will you just wait! 350 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,626 - You know it's 2:00 in the morning? 351 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,429 I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying! 352 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:18,231 - I just wanted to rally for a little bit. 353 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,734 - Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit. 354 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,070 - I got a text that Tucker was in town, 355 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,439 and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit. 356 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:28,008 - You really think those people care about you, Herb? 357 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,811 They don't. They just wanna do that. 358 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,647 - Rick, I got it out of my system now. 359 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,115 We can still have a great vacation. 360 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,783 Let's just start over tomorrow. 361 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,518 Okay? 362 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:43,357 [electronic music blaring] [excited chatter] 363 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:47,761 ♪ ♪ 364 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,364 - Right, all right, let's do this! 365 00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:51,431 Okay, you ready? 366 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,900 Three, two, one. Go! 367 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,169 [cheering] Check it out, guys! 368 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,206 Ahh! [laughs] 369 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,574 Huh? Whoa! [snapping] 370 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,409 [crashing] 371 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,378 ♪ ♪ 372 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,213 - Sir, do you think you can walk? 373 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,115 - [muffled] No, I don't think so. 374 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,384 - Sir, we think you've had too much to drink, 375 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,252 and we should probably take you to the hospital. 376 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,254 - No, I can't. I have to stay here 377 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,022 'cause I'm in charge of my son. 378 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,358 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood 379 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193 and made him ashamed of himself. 380 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,896 - Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm 381 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,498 and several fractured ribs. 382 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,133 - Yeah, but I can't leave 383 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,502 because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed 384 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,704 and it's leading to behavioral problems. 385 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,239 You see the shit he's doing? 386 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,775 He's over there playing with dolls. 387 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,284 - It's pretty good fondue, right? 388 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,621 - We should probably just go back to the hotel. 389 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,556 You've got the shakes from rallying all night. 390 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,426 - No, no, Rick. This is our vacation. 391 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,960 I want us to have a nice 392 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,862 romantic lunch. [retches] 393 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,064 - Maybe we should just go back to Colorado. 394 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,001 - No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you. 395 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,502 I don't wanna rally anymore. 396 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,104 There's just a lot of people out there 397 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,173 who won't let it go, you know? 398 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,808 - Yes, and you can't be around them. 399 00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:09,776 - I know, I know. 400 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,278 Let me just-- 401 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,947 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better. 402 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,149 - Okay, go throw up, Herb. 403 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,989 [vomits] 404 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,628 Oh, God. 405 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,730 Come on, just stop. Stop. 406 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,232 The country is fine. 407 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,900 You have better things to do. 408 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,136 [door opens] 409 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,874 [stall door creaks] 410 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,082 [taps] 411 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,757 Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah! 412 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,327 We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out 413 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,230 so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions! 414 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,198 - Yeah! Oh, yeah, man! 415 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,467 - We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors 416 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,369 off the streets with a fire hose! 417 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,705 - Yeah, America! both: Yeah! 418 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,839 Rick! 419 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,908 - [bleep] you. 420 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,512 - Well, to hell with you! 421 00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,080 Nobody controls me! 422 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,250 - Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah! 423 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,603 [electronic music pounding] 424 00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:30,374 [police radio chatter] 425 00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:32,109 ♪ ♪ 426 00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:33,577 [knock at door] 427 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,747 - Can I help you? 428 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,515 - We've had some complaints about a party 429 00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:40,550 that's been going on for three days here. 430 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,852 - Hey, what's going on? 431 00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:43,453 [laughs] 432 00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:45,956 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper? 433 00:16:45,956 --> 00:16:47,958 - Can we come in and look around, sir? 434 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,027 - Oh, yeah! Come on in. 435 00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:52,095 [smack] Honk honk! 436 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,430 - All right, get down on the ground! 437 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,332 - Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay. 438 00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:56,900 I'm just helping my boy 439 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,402 through the media assault on manliness. 440 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:01,738 [Taser crackles] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 441 00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:03,240 - I need to see some ID, sir. 442 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,243 - Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan! 443 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:08,178 [rattles dice, throws] - Yeah? 444 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:10,580 - Can you get my wallet from the upstairs? 445 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,783 - Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase. 446 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,151 I have five psyker units. 447 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,453 - Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 448 00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:20,624 - Hey! Freeze! You, right there! 449 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,794 - That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker! 450 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,095 - [bleep] you, big man! 451 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,530 [fires gun] 452 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,931 [gunfire] 453 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,700 - Ahh! Oh, my God! 454 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,501 - [grunts] - Ahh! 455 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,604 [gunfire] 456 00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:37,374 Stan? Stan? 457 00:17:37,374 --> 00:17:40,544 [indistinct chatter, PA announcement] 458 00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:43,513 [somber music] 459 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,216 ♪ ♪ 460 00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,118 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, 461 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:50,053 here he is, 462 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:52,456 the once and future president 463 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,358 of the United States of America! 464 00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:57,427 [cheers and applause] 465 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:04,000 - Thank you. I am here today 466 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,103 for those who have been wronged. 467 00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,604 [cheering] 468 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,874 For those who have been betrayed. 469 00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:13,276 And let me tell you 470 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:17,114 that nobody in this country has been betrayed more 471 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,383 than my Ricky Rick. 472 00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,318 - Huh? What? [confused clamoring] 473 00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:25,021 - Rick, I am so sorry. 474 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,723 And if you are out there, 475 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:29,659 I want you to know that I love you. 476 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,795 You are the only thing that keeps me from doing 477 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:34,264 all this stupid stuff. 478 00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:37,134 When I met you, I felt in control of myself 479 00:18:37,134 --> 00:18:39,002 for the first time. 480 00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:42,906 There has never been anyone who calmed me down more 481 00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:46,009 than my little Ricky Bear. 482 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,111 You are my boo. 483 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:51,948 - Did he just say that Rick is his boo? 484 00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:56,153 - The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone. 485 00:18:56,153 --> 00:19:01,224 We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone. 486 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,194 I realize now how broken I am 487 00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:08,865 without that person who keeps me from destroying myself. 488 00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,434 - Sh-Sharon? 489 00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:14,204 - And all I've ever done was take you for granted 490 00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,873 and wished I wasn't being controlled. 491 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,810 - [sobbing] Hi, Sharon. 492 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,879 Will you please come home? 493 00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,450 - Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you. 494 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,052 I don't deserve another chance. 495 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,854 You have been wronged. 496 00:19:30,854 --> 00:19:33,089 You have been betrayed. 497 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:38,495 And the only person who deserves retribution is me. 498 00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:43,567 I know you all really want to rally and rage, but... 499 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,636 the only thing I have to say is... 500 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:50,941 is that I love Rick. [pounding podium] 501 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:55,612 I love Rick! I love Rick! 502 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,981 [together] I love Rick. 503 00:19:57,981 --> 00:19:59,916 I love Rick. 504 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:04,454 I love Rick! I love Rick! 505 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,590 [all chanting] I love Rick! 506 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,325 I love Rick! - I love you, Rick! 507 00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:11,428 all: I love Rick! I love Rick! 508 00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,563 I love Rick! - Yeah! 509 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:16,199 all: I love Rick! [all clamoring] 510 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,401 I love Rick! I love Rick! 511 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,238 I love Rick! I love Rick! 512 00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:22,472 I love Rick! 513 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,407 - Oh, crap. Here we go again! 514 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,109 all: I love Rick! I love Rick! 515 00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:27,277 I love-- 516 00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:31,414 - [sobbing softly] 517 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,526 - It's okay, Randy. We're back. 518 00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:46,463 - I'm sorry I cut your trip short. 519 00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:48,265 - [sighs] It's okay, Randy. 520 00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:50,534 You made it longer than last spring break. 521 00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:58,408 - Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley, 522 00:20:58,408 --> 00:21:00,076 what have I told you about playing "Warhammer" 523 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,546 on the kitchen table? - Aw! 524 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:20,897 - Oh, Rick! 525 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,403 I don't wanna go through all that again. 526 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:29,739 I just wanna stay in South Park with you. 527 00:21:29,739 --> 00:21:33,577 - Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens. 528 00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:44,387 [twangy music] 529 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,308 [twangy music] 530 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:55,448 ♪ ♪