1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:07,040 - (SINGING) MTV. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,276 [theme music] 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:14,214 - I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,583 - Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks 5 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,951 without temptation. 6 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,920 - Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,822 - Ample parking day or night, people 8 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,391 spouting, "howdy neighbor." 9 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,327 - Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. 10 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:30,730 - [muffled singing] 11 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,731 - Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. 12 00:00:35,561 --> 00:00:38,597 [basketball bouncing] 13 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,765 - Fellas! 14 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,400 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it. 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,001 - Butters, what the hell are you wearing? 16 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,803 - I got a job over at the ice cream shop. 17 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:45,804 And guess what? 18 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,774 I got my very first paycheck. 19 00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:49,775 - That's not fair. 20 00:00:49,775 --> 00:00:50,809 I want a paycheck. 21 00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:52,311 - My dad told me if I got a job, 22 00:00:52,311 --> 00:00:54,780 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account. 23 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,215 - I want a bank account. 24 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,549 - I didn't know kids could get jobs. 25 00:00:57,549 --> 00:00:58,884 - Yeah. 26 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,419 Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses 27 00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:02,020 to find people to work so they'll 28 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,188 take whatever they can get. 29 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,057 - I want to take whatever I can get. 30 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,826 - It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage. 31 00:01:07,826 --> 00:01:09,395 So now if you have your parent's permission, 32 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:10,996 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do. 33 00:01:10,996 --> 00:01:12,231 - That is messed up. 34 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:13,599 Why does he get to have a job? 35 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,767 I want a job. 36 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,735 - You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass. 37 00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:17,703 - Excuse me? 38 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,204 That's easy for you to say. 39 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,739 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house. 40 00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,741 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does. 41 00:01:22,741 --> 00:01:24,576 It's not fair that some people in our country 42 00:01:24,576 --> 00:01:26,111 are given the opportunity for employment 43 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:30,082 while others aren't. 44 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:34,953 I'm going to tell my mom. 45 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,155 Mom, mom! 46 00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:37,890 I need your permission to get a job. 47 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,859 - Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie. 48 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,996 - Butters got a job. 49 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,597 - Mom, look at this shithole we live in. 50 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,999 Somebody has to get a job because you 51 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:48,567 just sit on your ass all day. 52 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,804 - I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you 53 00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,272 wanted me taking care of you. 54 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,441 And that's why we had to sell our house. 55 00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:58,243 - Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house. 56 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,411 You're supposed to take care of me 57 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,979 and I'm supposed to go get a job. 58 00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:02,314 You really expect us to live like this 59 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:03,849 the rest of our lives? 60 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,452 This is not a proper place to raise a child! 61 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:08,387 You have to let me go find a job, Mom. 62 00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,255 - Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd 63 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,024 last four hours at a job. 64 00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:13,926 - Oh, now you sound like Kyle. 65 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,060 Do you run Hollywood with him? 66 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,762 Are you a Jew too, Mom? 67 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,330 - All right, Eric, fine. 68 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,466 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality? 69 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,634 Maybe it'll be good for you. 70 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,969 - Thanks, Mom. 71 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:26,371 I love you. 72 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,474 - (SINGING) Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream. 73 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:30,375 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too. 74 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,978 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream. 75 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,646 OK, and the pistachio maple cream. 76 00:02:34,646 --> 00:02:36,915 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table 77 00:02:36,915 --> 00:02:38,150 and have a creamy day. 78 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,886 [bell dinging] 79 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,120 Oh. Hey, Eric. 80 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,121 - Hey, Butters. 81 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,590 I'm here for my job. 82 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,557 - What are you talking about? 83 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,758 My mom gave me permission. 84 00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,793 I can start work now. 85 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,127 What do I do? 86 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,929 - Well, but Eric, this is my job. 87 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,164 - Yeah, I want your job, sitting 88 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:53,899 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun. 89 00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:55,100 - Eric, there's a lot more to it 90 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,401 than that and I already do this job so-- 91 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,936 - Everything all right, Butters? 92 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,171 - Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan. 93 00:02:59,171 --> 00:03:00,305 I was just-- - Hello, sir. 94 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,573 I'm a dear friend of Butters. 95 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,975 He told me all about this place and said 96 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,877 I should get permission from my mom to work here. 97 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,144 - Oh. 98 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,046 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get. 99 00:03:08,046 --> 00:03:09,381 Butters, can you vouch for him? 100 00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:11,850 Is he trustworthy and reliable? 101 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:18,257 - Uh, oh, um, OK. 102 00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:19,491 - All right. 103 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,959 Well, let's find him a uniform and you 104 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,261 can start training him. 105 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:29,034 - Hey, man, I got a job. 106 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,202 - All right, Eric. 107 00:03:30,202 --> 00:03:31,336 So there's three types of ice cream. 108 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,305 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups. 109 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:34,907 - Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks? 110 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:37,743 - Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours 111 00:03:37,743 --> 00:03:39,778 but only after you check all the freezers, which 112 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:42,514 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees. 113 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,316 - OK, and how much longer do we have to be here? 114 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,984 - Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo-- 115 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,085 oh. Hello, sir. 116 00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,320 Hope you're having a creamy day. 117 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,755 What can I get for you? 118 00:03:49,755 --> 00:03:52,558 - Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge? 119 00:03:52,558 --> 00:03:53,825 - OK. 120 00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:56,562 Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge? 121 00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:57,429 - Why? 122 00:03:57,429 --> 00:03:58,997 - Because it's your job, Eric. 123 00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:00,399 - Whoa, Butters. 124 00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,936 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK? 125 00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:04,937 - One second, sir. 126 00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:11,209 I'll get that scoop. 127 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,078 - Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop. 128 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,346 Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going 129 00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:16,415 to start getting paychecks. 130 00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,717 - Butter-- Butters, what is this about? 131 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,651 - Oh, sorry, sir. 132 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,219 Eric? - Yeah, I know. 133 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,021 She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs. 134 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,289 - Eric! 135 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:25,457 Eric, you can't just sit there at a table. 136 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:26,892 - Yeah, I can. It's Monday. 137 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,060 - So? 138 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,695 - So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays? 139 00:04:29,695 --> 00:04:31,163 It's a thing that young people have created because we 140 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,497 care about our mental health. 141 00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,799 - I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays. 142 00:04:33,799 --> 00:04:35,000 Eric, you need to-- [alarm beeping] 143 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,001 - Oh, break time. 144 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:42,174 I'll be back. 145 00:04:42,174 --> 00:04:46,311 [crowd chattering] 146 00:04:46,311 --> 00:04:47,512 - Butters! 147 00:04:47,512 --> 00:04:48,914 Butters, we got a line out the door. 148 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,148 People are getting upset. 149 00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:51,249 - I know, sir, I'm sorry. 150 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,918 - Well, where is your friend? 151 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,420 - He-- he hasn't come back from his break yet. 152 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,022 - Butters Stotch? 153 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:58,023 - Yes? 154 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:02,494 - Delivery for you. 155 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:03,662 - Hey, Butters. 156 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:04,496 - Ah! 157 00:05:04,496 --> 00:05:06,064 Eric, where are you? 158 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:08,033 - I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home. 159 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,534 - Butters, what's going on? 160 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,937 - Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home. 161 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,105 - How can he work from home? 162 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,573 This is an ice cream shop! 163 00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,141 - Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually 164 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,676 taking a mental health day. 165 00:05:17,676 --> 00:05:19,444 Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day 166 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,579 and employers can't deny them. 167 00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:22,280 It's my mental health day. 168 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,216 - Eric, you need to come here right now 169 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:26,051 or we're both gonna get fired. 170 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:27,552 - OK, I guess so. 171 00:05:27,552 --> 00:05:34,626 But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays. 172 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,397 - OK, thanks for coming and have a creamy day. 173 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:39,798 Hi, hope you're having a creamy day. 174 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:40,932 Can I help you? 175 00:05:40,932 --> 00:05:42,367 - You know what's total bullcrap, Butters? 176 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:43,802 It's how much money the owner of this place 177 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,804 is making while we're out here busting our asses. 178 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,773 I mean, what does that old fart even do? 179 00:05:47,773 --> 00:05:50,776 - Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order? 180 00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:54,346 - Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah. 181 00:05:54,346 --> 00:05:55,580 I mean, seriously, Butters. 182 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,815 Why do we have to work for the owner? 183 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,316 We know how to do all this stuff now. 184 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,651 We don't even need that guy. 185 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,586 There has to be a way we could turn the tables. 186 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:05,524 There has to be a way we could make all the money. 187 00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:06,525 Wait a minute-- 188 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:13,732 [dramatic music] 189 00:06:37,255 --> 00:06:38,256 - Butters! 190 00:06:38,256 --> 00:06:39,257 Butters! 191 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:43,795 That's it! 192 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:48,967 - Eric! 193 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:49,868 - Kenny! 194 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,369 - (MUFFLED) Jesus Christ, dude. 195 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,637 - Kenny! 196 00:06:52,637 --> 00:06:54,206 Kenny, you're not going to believe this, 197 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:57,576 but I just quit my job. 198 00:06:57,576 --> 00:06:59,010 - (MUFFLED) You had a job? 199 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,545 - Yes, I had a job. 200 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,148 But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone 201 00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:04,649 for some piece of shit owner. 202 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:06,384 And that's when it hit me. 203 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,321 Kenny, we should open a restaurant. 204 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:11,590 [defiant music] 205 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,391 - (MUFFLED) Why the [bleep] would we open a restaurant? 206 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,860 - You know the hot dog I've been living in? 207 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,828 It's an old, like, historic landmark. 208 00:07:16,828 --> 00:07:18,930 It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready 209 00:07:18,930 --> 00:07:20,332 to go. 210 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:23,034 All it would take is some minor renovations and some care. 211 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:25,437 We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids 212 00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:27,005 to do, and rides and games. 213 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:29,207 A place that people from all over Colorado 214 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,642 would want to come and see. 215 00:07:30,642 --> 00:07:32,677 And we would be the owners. 216 00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:36,348 And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted. 217 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:37,682 - (MUFFLED) Whoa. 218 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,785 - Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny? 219 00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:41,386 All we need is an investor and we 220 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:43,155 can make our dreams come true. 221 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:45,190 And I know somebody who has a bank account 222 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,293 and gets paychecks every week. 223 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,162 - No. No, no, no. 224 00:07:50,162 --> 00:07:51,496 Thank you, no. 225 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:52,464 - Butters, don't you want to invest your money 226 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:53,732 in something that matters? 227 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:55,267 That's why we came to your bank to offer 228 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,835 you this awesome deal. 229 00:07:56,835 --> 00:07:59,571 - What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC 230 00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:01,706 which then pays you back not only your investment, 231 00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:03,675 but also principal in the company. 232 00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:04,976 - But I like my ice cream job. 233 00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:06,478 I don't want to open a hot dog. 234 00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:08,713 - No, you keep working at the ice cream shop. 235 00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:10,115 We're going to open the hot dog. 236 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,083 All you do is collect the money as the investor. 237 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,219 - Yeah, but this is-- this is my money. 238 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:15,587 I worked hard for it. 239 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:18,390 - Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know? 240 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,391 You have money. 241 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:20,859 But look at Kenny. 242 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,161 Can you imagine what it's like for him watching 243 00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,130 rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck 244 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,165 after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth 245 00:08:27,165 --> 00:08:28,233 of his tiny house? 246 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,401 - (MUFFLED) The fuck? 247 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,169 - Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be 248 00:08:31,169 --> 00:08:32,871 able to work like you do. 249 00:08:32,871 --> 00:08:35,607 Please, give him that chance. 250 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:39,144 - Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to 251 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,245 you guys? 252 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:41,613 - And we pay you back as soon as we make 253 00:08:41,613 --> 00:08:42,614 our first dollar, Butters. 254 00:08:42,614 --> 00:08:44,149 You have my word on it. 255 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,283 - Oh, OK. 256 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,284 - Yeah! 257 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:47,586 - (MUFFLED) Yeah! 258 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:50,522 - Guys, we're going into the restaurant business. 259 00:08:50,522 --> 00:08:57,762 [HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS, "WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN'] 260 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,502 - (SINGING) Some days won't end ever, 261 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,971 and some days pass on by. 262 00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:09,174 I'll be working here forever, at least until I die. 263 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:12,043 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 264 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,745 I'm supposed to get a raise next week, 265 00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:15,347 you know damn well I won't. 266 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:20,886 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 267 00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:20,886 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 268 00:09:20,886 --> 00:09:24,189 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'. 269 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,924 I'm taking what they're giving because 270 00:09:25,924 --> 00:09:32,998 I'm workin' for a livin'. 271 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:36,368 Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work. 272 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,704 But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk. 273 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,307 Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent. 274 00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:45,577 I get a check on Friday but it's already spent. 275 00:09:45,577 --> 00:09:51,750 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 276 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:51,750 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 277 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,653 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'. 278 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:56,788 I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working 279 00:09:56,788 --> 00:10:03,595 for a livin'. 280 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,098 - This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny. 281 00:10:07,098 --> 00:10:08,099 And I know exactly what we should name it. 282 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,482 - Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon, 283 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,084 the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners 284 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,886 plan to reopen soon. 285 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,856 The hot dog stand is going through major renovations 286 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,191 and the new name has just been announced, 287 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,761 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town. 288 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,964 - [laughing] He said it! 289 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,565 We got him to say dick and balls! 290 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,867 [laughing] 291 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,668 - The owners say they're planning on all kinds 292 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,203 of rides and games. 293 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,906 And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot 294 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,808 Dogs, they actually use the ketchup 295 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,210 to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate. 296 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,345 - [laughing] 297 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,480 - It's just their sort of trademark touch. 298 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,415 The renovations are supposed to be finished soon 299 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,252 and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down, 300 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:56,923 enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 301 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,491 [laughing] 302 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,461 - Le-- let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 303 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,197 [laughing] 304 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,632 - Oh. Hey, Butters. 305 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,534 We have some of those first quarter projections 306 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,935 to show you. 307 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,036 Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny? 308 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,037 - (MUFFLED) Uh, let me see. 309 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,205 Where did we put those? 310 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,040 - Are you guys just playing around? 311 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,642 - No, we are renovating and opening 312 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,944 an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable. 313 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,979 - Then why did you name it DikinBaus? 314 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,681 - Butters, you are the investor. 315 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,216 We are the creatives. 316 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,918 - Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant 317 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,252 so I can get my money back. 318 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,488 So stop dicking around and wasting my money. 319 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,623 - Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around 320 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:37,630 is all we do, dicking around the competition. 321 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,965 [door slams] 322 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:44,337 [laughing] 323 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:50,343 [engine whirring and beeping] 324 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:54,113 - What on Earth? 325 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,548 - OK, that's good! 326 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,650 Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there. 327 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,918 - Eric! 328 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,020 Eric, I think you've done enough renovations. 329 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,322 - Mom, no offense, but will you shut 330 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,623 your mouth because you know nothing 331 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,991 about the restaurant business? 332 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,193 - Excuse me, are you guys the owners? 333 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,062 - Yes, we're the owners. 334 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,396 - Well, we got your zip line put 335 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,165 in but this asphalt is so old it's not 336 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,900 going to hold the eye bolts. 337 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,034 - Well, what does that mean? 338 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,436 - I think you've got to re-asphalt 339 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,871 the entire parking area or just lose the zip line. 340 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,974 - Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line. 341 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,408 So let's see what we can do. 342 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,576 - All right. 343 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,378 Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto, 344 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,413 the mermaid is in but she can't actually 345 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,749 spit water because there's no plumbing underneath. 346 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,150 - Jesus Christ. 347 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,219 Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing. 348 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,854 All right, everyone, it's looking good 349 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,155 but we have a ways to go. 350 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,191 I don't know about you, but I am exhausted. 351 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,759 I think we should just all take the rest of the day 352 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,462 off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays. 353 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,496 - All right. 354 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,764 Oh, OK. 355 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:51,638 - Let's not work too hard. 356 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,274 [door shuts] 357 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,309 - Back from work, Butters? 358 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,143 - Oh. 359 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,678 Hey, Mom and Dad. 360 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:02,115 - You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream. 361 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116 - Well, yeah. 362 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,018 It was a pretty long night. 363 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,953 - A long night, he says. 364 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,321 That's great, Butters. 365 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:12,058 Only problem is, if you're really working at a job, 366 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,762 then why is there $0 in your bank account? 367 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,030 - What? 368 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,499 So now what are you really doing, young man? 369 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,466 - $0? 370 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,101 But I've been working every day. 371 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,202 - Oh, sure. 372 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,771 I know exactly how it is. 373 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,307 You say you have to work so you can get out of the house, 374 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,876 get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole 375 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,044 down on Fourth and Larimer. 376 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,445 - Oh, my god. Butters! 377 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,414 - And while your family thinks you're at your job, 378 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,815 you're actually strapped face down 379 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,251 on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you 380 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,419 can find on Adultfriendfinder. 381 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,420 - Ahh! 382 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,688 [crying] 383 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,689 - It's the lies! 384 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,656 It's the lies! 385 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,991 I can't take anymore. 386 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,993 I'm going to go to the office and get some work done. 387 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,494 [door slams] 388 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,129 [crying] 389 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,765 - That son of a gun. 390 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:59,038 - Wee! 391 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,808 Wee! 392 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,409 [phone ringing] 393 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,243 - Oh, man. 394 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,745 It's the stupid bank. 395 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,713 Hey, Butters. 396 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,980 - Gosh dang it, Eric! 397 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,148 What the hell do you think you're doing? 398 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,450 You can't just take my money out 399 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,451 of my gosh dang bank account-- - Butters-- 400 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,785 - --without my permission-- 401 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,188 - Butter-- Butters! 402 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,656 Butters, would you relax? 403 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,192 - Where's all the money gone from my bank account? 404 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,160 - You said to get things moving. 405 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,329 We needed the funds to go faster. 406 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,164 - You said you'd never access my account 407 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,366 without my permission! 408 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,767 - Butters, we're about to reopen 409 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,370 a historic landmark that means something to people. 410 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,238 You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it? 411 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,606 Hang on a second. 412 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,409 Wee! 413 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,777 We're creating jobs, Butters. 414 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,945 And we're helping people. 415 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,947 - Then open the stupid place, Eric. 416 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,081 - Fine! 417 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,316 We'll start hiring tomorrow morning 418 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,017 and we'll be open by the afternoon. 419 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,352 And trust me, Butters. 420 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,055 When we open and you see how successful it is, 421 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:56,262 you're going to apologize to me. 422 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,967 What the hell is going on? 423 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,068 Why is nobody showing up? 424 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,903 - (MUFFLED) I don't know, dude. 425 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,071 - Hey. Hey! 426 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,506 Excuse me. 427 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,742 You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage? 428 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,311 - No. 429 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,080 - That's because your generation is lazy. 430 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,581 You got all comfy during the pandemic. 431 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,250 Nobody knows how to work anymore! 432 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:23,256 [truck engine idling] 433 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,825 - They're saying you people here might have a job? 434 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,826 - Yes! 435 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,328 Please, have a seat. 436 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,531 Um, so, what kind of experience do you have? 437 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,699 - Well, I was working down at the Budd factory 438 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,903 in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession, 439 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,671 so they took my job. 440 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,705 - Whoa! 441 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,441 - Then I worked over at Waffle House 442 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,176 but they decided they needed employees 443 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,046 to be more "inclusive," so they took my job. 444 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,381 - (MUFFLED) Sorry to hear that. 445 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,383 - And then I got let go from the bowling alley 446 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,319 and all I want is a damn job. 447 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,688 - Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus 448 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,757 would like to hire you immediately. 449 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,724 - OK. 450 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,593 Can I work from home? 451 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,494 - (MUFFLED) What? 452 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,462 - No, you can't work from home. 453 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563 It's a hot dog stand. 454 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,264 - Well, I could work here but I'll 455 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,133 need mental health days off to deal 456 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,501 with the toxic environment. 457 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,969 - Where do people get this stuff? 458 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,170 All right, fine. 459 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,405 Never mind, we don't want to hire you. 460 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,707 - You're going to take my job? 461 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,242 They took my job! 462 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,110 - They took yer job! 463 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,112 - Took my job! 464 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,681 - Durk-a-dur! 465 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,682 [engine revving] 466 00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:30,373 [sweet music] 467 00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:33,143 - (ROOSTER-LIKE) Took-er-jabs! 468 00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,477 - Good morning, everyone. 469 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,313 After an exhaustive search for employees, 470 00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:41,184 we have determined that you are the best of the best. 471 00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:43,620 - [baby cooing] 472 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,021 - Yes. 473 00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,790 We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team. 474 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,025 And we are certainly glad to have you here. 475 00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,093 - We're happy to be here. 476 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,561 - Shut up, Scott. 477 00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,496 Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive 478 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:54,497 to get this place open. 479 00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:55,932 Isn't that right, Kenny? 480 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,367 Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's 481 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,435 his mental health day. 482 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,636 - (MUFFLED) Hey, guys. 483 00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:01,004 - Hi. 484 00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:02,372 - Now there may not be many of us. 485 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:03,673 But in order to open, we're going to have to-- 486 00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,609 - Do I get mental health days too? 487 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,576 - Oh, here we go. 488 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,044 Fine, Clyde, what days do you need 489 00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:09,145 to have mental health days? 490 00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:10,280 - Well, how should I know until I'm 491 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,381 feeling mentally unhealthy? 492 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:12,616 - Goddammit, you guys. 493 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,117 It isn't going to work like this, OK? 494 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,519 - Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour 495 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,954 to check my insulin levels. 496 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,222 - You're [bleep] joking. 497 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:20,991 This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys. 498 00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,659 There's no time for diabetes! 499 00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,661 You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining about her 500 00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,363 time off. 501 00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:31,001 - I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays. 502 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,235 - Oh, that's it! 503 00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,536 That's it, I give up. 504 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,071 It's impossible to open any kind of business 505 00:17:35,071 --> 00:17:38,174 these days when this generation doesn't know how to work. 506 00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,175 - Hey, fellers. 507 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,176 - Oh, great. 508 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,478 Now the bank is here. 509 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,413 Scrooge McButters to collect on his money. 510 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,248 - You haven't made any money. 511 00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,585 - Butters, the truth is, we tried. 512 00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,253 The fact of the matter is, the US government 513 00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,122 failed this generation by shutting down 514 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,356 businesses in the pandemic. 515 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,624 And now they don't know how to go back. 516 00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:56,960 I'm sorry, but we lost all your money. 517 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,663 But there is a good side to this because as you can see, 518 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,164 I now have a house that has slides, 519 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,465 and games, and a mermaid grotto. 520 00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:05,368 And you can come and hang out all you want. 521 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:09,973 - Gosh dang it! 522 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:15,045 [dinging] 523 00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,379 Attention, everyone. 524 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,348 DikinBaus is now open for business. 525 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,284 [bubbling] 526 00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:28,091 [metal banging] 527 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:32,929 [frying] 528 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:33,963 Welcome to DikinBaus. 529 00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:37,901 How can I help you? 530 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:42,005 [squirting] 531 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,006 There you are, ma'am. 532 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:44,374 Thank you. 533 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,710 - Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey. 534 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,214 - Oh, you like that, don't you? 535 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:57,921 [swishing] 536 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,056 - You guys, it's working. 537 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,057 We're doing it! 538 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058 - (MUFFLED) All right! 539 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:06,629 [crowd chattering] 540 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:07,630 - Mm. 541 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,232 Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog. 542 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:12,001 - I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here. 543 00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:19,008 [kids laughing] 544 00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,512 - Hey, great job, kid. 545 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:24,080 - You really did it, Eric. 546 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,715 - Congratulations, Eric. 547 00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:27,083 You're a hero. 548 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,084 - Oh, my god. 549 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,052 Oh, my god. 550 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:34,290 This is a dream come true. 551 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,159 - Well, congratulations, young man. 552 00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,094 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success 553 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,730 and here's your first return on your investment. 554 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,832 I'm sure there's many more to come. 555 00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:44,434 - Oh, I made my money back, huh? 556 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,835 - Now what I'm thinking, Butters, 557 00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,771 is that we should grow your business by applying 558 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,540 for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends 559 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,709 as you expand the company into new areas. 560 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,310 - Yeah, I wasn't thinking that. 561 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,646 See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job, 562 00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,983 learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream. 563 00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:02,285 So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market 564 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,686 analysis to look for potential buyers 565 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:06,456 and roll over the company as an exit strategy. 566 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,224 - Well, you could do that but I think 567 00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:09,826 you'd have trouble getting investors 568 00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,062 who will commit major capital for just partial ownership. 569 00:20:13,062 --> 00:20:14,464 - Yeah. 570 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,366 So that's why I want to approach overseas investors 571 00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:18,234 who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations, 572 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,536 and the real estate outright. 573 00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,070 - But you couldn't do that because there's 574 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,640 already tenants in the building who have to be relocated. 575 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,074 - Yeah, I thought of that too. 576 00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:28,444 Come on in. 577 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,013 - Hello. 578 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:33,483 - Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal? 579 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,717 - Oh, yes. 580 00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,686 Butters and I have been talking and we 581 00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,621 think that my little Eric deserves 582 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:44,761 to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time. 583 00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:45,595 No! 584 00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:46,596 No, what are you doing? 585 00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:47,597 DikinBaus is mine! 586 00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:53,436 You can't sell DikinBaus! 587 00:20:53,436 --> 00:20:54,737 No! Take me back. 588 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:55,738 No! 589 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:56,873 Please! 590 00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:58,474 - This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman? 591 00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,442 - Oh, yes. 592 00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,443 That's perfect. 593 00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:02,312 Thank you. 594 00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:04,113 - Wha-- what is this? 595 00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,116 - The new owners paid for us to have our old house back. 596 00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:10,386 - I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus! 597 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,487 - Come on. 598 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,655 - No! 599 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,624 No! 600 00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:15,959 - There you go, Eric. 601 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,628 It's your old room just like you always wanted. 602 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,964 - But I hate this stupid house! 603 00:21:20,964 --> 00:21:22,332 I don't want to be here. 604 00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:25,635 I want to be in DikinBaus! 605 00:21:25,635 --> 00:21:27,103 DikinBaus is awesome. 606 00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,371 This place sucks. 607 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,372 Please! 608 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,408 [crying] I want-- 609 00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:35,011 DikinBaus! 610 00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:37,313 I want my DikinBaus! 611 00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:40,650 DikinBaus! 612 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,887 [theme music]