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♪♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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-What is it?
-What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me
another text.
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Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
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Oh, what's
this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time.
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw!
Aw!
Aw!
Aw!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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-Yeah, he does!
-Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
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you're in love with me?"
And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like
I'm home
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and I can't imagine life
without you."
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-Aw!
-That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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[ Cell phone dings ]
OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
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No.
Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
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Aw!
Aw!
Aw!
Aw!
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[ Bell rings ]
He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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♪♪
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♪♪
♪♪
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[ Cell phone dings ]
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Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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[ Message sent chime ]
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♪♪
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Hey, Clyde,
can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro.
Well, um,
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Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like...
how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT?
Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
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but what they're
really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me,
I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look
could be fun."
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Copy that into messages
and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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[ Message sent chime ]
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All done with
her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh --
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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♪♪
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♪♪
♪♪
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Woman: ♪ Wet ink on the paper
makes me nervous ♪
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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
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♪ And then, my breath
and my pulse and mind ♪
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♪ Quicken ♪
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
♪ Head below my knees ♪
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♪ I come alive ♪
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♪ With every stroke
of every letter ♪
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♪ And every line you write ♪
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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♪ Oh, my first sight of you
was my first heart attack ♪
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Every letter makes me
lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
♪ And if I told you ♪
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How much I need you
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♪ Would you give me yourself
or turn and run? ♪
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♪ You light up desire
just by describing it ♪
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♪ I read to myself
until I go blind ♪
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♪ Your words fall around me
all through the night ♪
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♪ I can't resist
and I don't want to fight ♪
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
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Man: ♪ Will you be held ♪
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♪ Will you be touched ♪
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♪ By my hand through
this paper? ♪
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♪ This is all too much ♪
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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
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♪ Will we be true ♪
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♪ To somebody perfect,
somebody like you ♪
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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
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♪ I need to drink you ♪
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♪ My heart has been burning ♪
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[ Cell phone ringing ]
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[ Beep ]
Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't
get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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♪♪
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♪♪
♪♪
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[ Bell rings ]
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded
your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay
from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
What?
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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision
of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh...thanks.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you,
thank you.
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♪♪
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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[ Applause ]
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♪♪
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All right, what the hell
is going on?!
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You tell me
what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who [bleep]
blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin
everything!
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This can't be open source,
you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose
our unfair advantage.
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[ Zipper unzips ]
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[ Urinating ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Grunts, farts ]
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[ Zipper zips ]
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[ Urinal flushes ]
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[ Under breath ]
Oh, God-[bleep]-damn it.
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[ Water running ]
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it
for essays?
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Butters.
Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right.
I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all
in it together.
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But you guys need to be careful
what you use it for.
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Because once you bring girls
into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God,
I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all
and comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids are
writing these really long,
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detailed essays.
I don't know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them
really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard
of ChatGPT?
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ChatGPWhoza what?
The [bleep] is that?
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There's a few apps now,
really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content
you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be
amazing!
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I can use it to grade
all my papers,
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and no one
will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type
the title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate
a comment,
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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and --
and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the replies
to my texts today.
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They were really
supportive.
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Oh. Yeah.
Sure thing.
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[ Indistinct conversations
in background ]
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know
it's not much,
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but I just wanted
to take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan.
For what?
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For stepping up and working
on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things
we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me
when I was six.
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Yeah.
And...
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everything you had to say
about it was just right.
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It really changed the way
I think about the whole thing.
253
00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:09,553
Yeah.
254
00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:13,257
And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I --
255
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,625
I couldn't believe it.
256
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,628
Were you at home
when it happened?
257
00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,563
Yep.
But you're right.
258
00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:21,298
We can't dwell
on those things.
259
00:11:21,298 --> 00:11:23,133
You're right about
a lot of stuff.
260
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,070
There was just that one thing
I don't understand.
261
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,572
About the boating accident
in Switzerland?
262
00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:30,975
The boating accident
in Switzerland...
263
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,310
was tough.
264
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,945
I thought you said
it was great.
265
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:38,315
It was great.
And very tough.
266
00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:42,252
But how did it cause
the thing with your cousin?
267
00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:43,754
Oh, shit.
What time is it?
268
00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:45,222
It's a little after 4:00.
269
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,657
Oh, shit.
My mom told me to be home
270
00:11:46,657 --> 00:11:47,891
right at
a little after 4:00.
271
00:11:47,891 --> 00:11:49,727
Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
272
00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:52,496
No, no, no, that's totally okay.
I gotta get going, too.
273
00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:53,664
Okay, cool.
274
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,101
Thank you so much, Stan.
275
00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:02,272
Thank you for being the only
real thing in my life.
276
00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:10,647
Shit.
277
00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:14,752
Clyde: "Oh, Bebe, your name
is like a song.
278
00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:17,788
A melody stuck
in my head so long.
279
00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:20,691
I can't help but smile
when I hear it said --
280
00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:23,127
Bebe, the name
always in my head."
281
00:12:23,127 --> 00:12:25,496
Oh, God, so obvious.
282
00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:28,432
Clyde: "I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
283
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:31,368
In South Park
or anywhere that maybay.
284
00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,037
Talking, laughing,
just being together."
285
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:34,638
[ Through headphones ]
♪ Beruhre meinen korper ♪
286
00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:35,973
"In a dream
I hope will last forever."
287
00:12:36,774 --> 00:12:38,609
Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
288
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,110
♪ Beruhre meinen korper ♪
289
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,378
Mr. Garrison?!
290
00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:42,980
Oh, yeah.
What?
291
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,616
I'm sorry, but I need to address
your class really quick.
292
00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:48,552
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
293
00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:52,322
M'kay, kids, I need to discuss
a very serious matter.
294
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:55,559
There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
295
00:12:55,559 --> 00:13:00,197
is using open AI technology
to do their work.
296
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,499
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
297
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:06,870
♪♪
298
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,706
Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
299
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,342
Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
300
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:14,378
hard-working,
m'kay, wouldn't --
301
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:17,181
wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
302
00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:19,316
ChatGPT!
303
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,485
Oh, m'kay,
but the school board
304
00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:23,420
has decided
to call in a company
305
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,756
that can detect AI
in schoolwork
306
00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:28,392
and make sure nobody here
is cheating.
307
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,327
They --
They are gonna what?
308
00:13:30,327 --> 00:13:33,230
So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can --
309
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,531
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
310
00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:35,699
And we are gonna
have them analyzed
311
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,534
for any AI contributions,
m'kay?
312
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,436
Well, those are --
those aren't, uh, quite ready.
313
00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,838
Don't worry.
We'll get these all back to you
314
00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:42,506
after the testers
look through them.
315
00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:44,074
M'kay, kids,
sorry for the intrusion.
316
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,909
Get back to your day.
M'kay.
317
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,279
God [bleep] dammit!
318
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:50,714
I told you guys
this was gonna happen!
319
00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:51,949
What are we gonna do?!
320
00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,550
There's nothing we can do.
It's over!
321
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,852
We've lost
our unfair advantage.
322
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,386
That's not
what's important.
323
00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:58,088
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
324
00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,790
Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
325
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,258
and it's gonna
crush her!
326
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,293
Dude, same.
Bebe's gonna [bleep] kill me.
327
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,962
And who's fault is that,
you guys?
328
00:14:04,962 --> 00:14:06,797
I told you that once
you bring women into things,
329
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:09,099
they ruin it just like
they did slavery.
330
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,367
Okay, Eric,
could you explain
331
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,102
exactly how women
ruined slavery?
332
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,605
No, I can't, because I can't
use [bleep] ChatGPT anymore
333
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:15,706
'cause we got
[bleep] busted!
334
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,241
Look, maybe --
335
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,643
maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
336
00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:21,378
It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
337
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,980
Cat is out of the bag now!
338
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,281
This was supposed to be
our thing
339
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,583
for us to get ahead,
but now --
340
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,155
God dammit,
get the [bleep] out of here!
341
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,560
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
342
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,830
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
343
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,832
for using AI writing apps?
344
00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:43,400
Look, it's just --
345
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,235
it's really unfair
to the kids.
346
00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:47,671
I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
347
00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,473
I mean, geez!
348
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,743
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
349
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,011
we should know?
350
00:14:54,011 --> 00:14:55,846
Oh, what are people
afraid of?
351
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,148
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?
352
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,416
That Hollywood
is gonna become
353
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,685
just a bland recycling
of old ideas?
354
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,188
It already is!
AI might help it!
355
00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:06,490
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
356
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,091
[ Intercom beeps ]
Yes?
357
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,660
Woman:
Mr. Mackey, the technician
358
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,161
from the school advisory board
359
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,230
just pulled
into the parking lot.
360
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,034
[ Indistinct conversations ]
361
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:20,003
[ Dramatic music plays ]
362
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:26,210
♪♪
363
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:30,314
Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!
364
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:34,384
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
365
00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:36,053
I will find it.
366
00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:37,721
Shadowbane! Fly!
367
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:39,923
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
368
00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:46,863
[ Blows ]
369
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,532
[ Rings bell ]
370
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,967
Uh, hello.
371
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,702
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
372
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:55,072
This is one of our teachers,
Mr. Garrison.
373
00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,840
I...
374
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,042
have been hired by
the Park Country School Board
375
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,811
to determine
if any students
376
00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:05,315
are using generative
AI technology to do their work.
377
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,851
Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
378
00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:09,486
We have a lot
of great students here.
379
00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:11,655
[ Sniffs ]
380
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:14,825
It only takes
one student.
381
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:16,159
[ Popping ]
382
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:18,128
And then it spreads
like a cancer.
383
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,431
Come, Shadowbane!
384
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,735
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
385
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,470
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
386
00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:33,285
[ Sad music plays ]
387
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,921
I'm gonna get fired.
That's it.
388
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,625
Mr. Garrison,
can I talk to you?
389
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,127
Oh, is it important, Stan?
390
00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:43,629
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
391
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,531
Yes, it is important.
392
00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:48,868
You know, when you've done
something wrong,
393
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:50,002
sometimes
the best thing to do
394
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:52,338
is just come out
and admit it.
395
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:54,507
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
396
00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:58,077
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
397
00:16:58,077 --> 00:16:59,979
Clyde told me about it.
398
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:03,015
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
399
00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:04,316
and you punish me,
400
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,419
it's gonna
really hurt Wendy.
401
00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:08,888
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
402
00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:11,390
I completely understand.
You do?
403
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,759
Sure, I think
most the world does.
404
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,328
I mean, why does it matter
who uses AI apps?
405
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,165
It's just like having
a good writer's assistant.
406
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,933
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
407
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,935
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
408
00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:25,404
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
409
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:27,006
Yeah!
So you really don't think
410
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,374
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
411
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:30,342
to respond
to her texts?
412
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,178
Hold on.
People can use it
413
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,946
to respond
to other people's texts?!
414
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:36,382
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
415
00:17:36,382 --> 00:17:41,287
♪♪
416
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:44,623
Rick!
That lying piece of shit!
417
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,025
But we were just saying
it was understandable --
418
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:48,027
No! This is totally
different!
419
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:51,097
Whoever uses it for messages
is a [bleep] monster!
420
00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:53,432
[ Kids chattering and shouting ]
421
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,868
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
422
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,369
They got him!
423
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,071
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
424
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,709
Get back!
Get back, all of you.
425
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,378
I have the student
isolated inside.
426
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,081
W-What exactly
have you found?
427
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,083
We went through
thousands of papers.
428
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,652
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
429
00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,387
in this student's phone.
430
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,889
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
431
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,892
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
432
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,293
Oh, no.
433
00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,099
What is going on?
434
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,667
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no.
435
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,137
The GPT stuff on her phone
didn't come from her.
436
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,439
Keep all the children back,
Mackey.
437
00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,907
We can't let it spread!
438
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:38,043
I will go inside
and get her confession.
439
00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:54,660
[ Bells ringing ]
440
00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:58,764
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
441
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,533
No, I haven't.
Say it!
442
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,968
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
443
00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,304
Now humble yourself
before the school!
444
00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:07,106
I write my own essays.
445
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,808
I don't know what to do.
446
00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,377
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
447
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,412
Wait.
That's it.
448
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,020
[ Buttons clicking ]
449
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,331
[ Message whooshes ]
450
00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:41,574
Female AI voice:
Once upon a time,
451
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:44,677
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.
452
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,979
Stan loved his girlfriend
very much,
453
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,049
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
454
00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:52,051
One day, when
Stan got to school,
455
00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:54,220
he was approached
by his best friend.
456
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,255
Dude, did you hear what happened
to your girlfriend?
457
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,590
No, what about her?
458
00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:59,491
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
459
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,928
Just then, Stan noticed
a commotion down the hallway.
460
00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:05,497
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
461
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,200
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
462
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,703
Hold it right there!
463
00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,539
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
464
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,107
It's not their fault.
465
00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,709
Well, whose fault is it?
466
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,210
I'll tell you who.
467
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,212
It's the giant tech companies
who took open AI,
468
00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:22,414
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
469
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:24,416
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
470
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,585
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
471
00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,787
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
472
00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:30,723
Or else AI will be controlled
by corporations
473
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:32,958
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
474
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,227
Hey!
Screw you, you dumb Jew!
475
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:36,762
We don't want
big corporations
476
00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:38,631
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
477
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,232
We were all
taken advantage of,
478
00:20:40,232 --> 00:20:41,700
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
479
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,802
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
480
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,471
That's right!
481
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:48,307
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
482
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,743
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
483
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:53,112
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
484
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:56,482
M'kay, kids, I think
we can all go home, m'kay?
485
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,150
Female AI voice:
Everyone was happy,
486
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,287
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
487
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,821
Thanks for saving me,
Stan.
488
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,924
You're welcome,
sweetheart.
489
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,558
Class dismissed!
490
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,494
All: Yay!
491
00:21:08,494 --> 00:21:10,596
[ School bell rings ]
492
00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:12,631
[ Indistinct conversations ]
493
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,569
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
494
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,104
Yeah, but...
495
00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:21,273
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
496
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:22,808
Well, now at least we know
that sometimes
497
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,276
a good ol' thumbs up
from a human
498
00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,145
is better than
a machine-generated lie.
499
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:28,314
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.
500
00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,249
I love you.
501
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,152
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
502
00:21:33,152 --> 00:21:35,120
ChatGPT, dude.
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