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*SOUTH PARK*
Season 23 Episode 03
Episode Title: "Shots!!!"
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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy
Farms, gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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I got some weed,
and...
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I don't know what's going on.
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♪ So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪
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♪ Happy 300 to us ♪
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♪ Happy 300 to us ♪
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♪ Happy 300,
Tegridy Farms ♪
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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♪ Happy three hundred
thousand dollars ♪
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Can you believe it, gang?
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We've broken $300,000
selling weed.
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Not to be a dick,
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but I remember back when
you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,
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said buying a pot farm
was a "stupid" idea.
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Now we're living the dream.
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You're living the dream.
This is your dream.
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You know,
is it me
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or are people starting to not be
that stoked on Tegridy Farms?
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Are you guys still pissed off
about the China thing?
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You may not like that
I do business with China,
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but personally, I think you guys
having a problem with China
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is racist.
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Now come on!
Let's celebrate 300!
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Who wants shots?
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Shots?
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No shots!
No shots!
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Eric, you have
to be a big boy.
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Big boys get a toy
from the toy chest.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Eric, It's just a little prick.
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No, no, no!
Nooooo!
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Good boy, Eric!
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Our school now has
a very strict policy
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when it comes
to immunizations.
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Everyone has to follow protocol
or it puts everyone at risk.
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I'm sorry, PC Principal.
It's just that...
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my little Eric really
doesn't like shots.
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Well, Eric, nobody likes shots.
They're just a fact of life.
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No, no.
You don't understand.
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I've taken him to the doctor
every Friday
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for the past four years.
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They try to
give him his shot,
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but he gets scared
and runs around,
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and he squeals
like a little pig.
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The doctors try
to catch him,
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but Eric greases himself up
so they can't.
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I'm sorry,
but my hands are tied here.
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If Eric isn't immunized,
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then he cannot go
to this school.
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Please!
I've tried everything!
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You have to let Eric
go to school.
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I work all day,
and without school,
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he'll just...
he'll just have nothing!
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What do you think's gonna
be different next time you try?
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If... If you could
offer Eric something.
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Sometimes when Eric
is behaving this way,
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I think of a gift
or a treat of some kind.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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Like, what are
you thinking?
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I don't know!
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Like maybe
exclusive use
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of the tetherball pole at recess
for the next two months?
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Ooh, would that
be possible?
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What I care most about is
the safety of the students,
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so if you'll take your shots,
then I'll agree.
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Sweet. But, Eric,
you really have to do it this time, okay?
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When we're at the doctors,
you can't change your mind.
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I won't change my mind.
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Eric, it's okay!
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I'm sorry but I have
a lot of other patients to see.
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We'll just have to try again
next week.
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Come on, Eric.
We're going home.
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We're going home?
You promise?
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Let's go!
Get in the car!
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Wait, can I get a toy
from the toy chest?
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One toy, Eric!
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Cool!
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Yeah!
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300!
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Tegridy Farms!
Hello, South Park!
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Thanks for making Tegridy
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the most profitable farm
in Colorado!
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We couldn't have done it
without you, so here!
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Here's some beads!
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Here you go!
Beads for everybody!
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I've got $300,000!
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♪ China, China! ♪
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♪ Da‐da‐ya‐ya history! ♪
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♪ It was la la la China! ♪
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♪ China, China! ♪
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Alright, China!
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So, then I guess the school
said Eric can't come here no more
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and so he's been,
like, kicked out.
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Cartman can't go
to this school anymore?
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Yeah, he was actually kind of
upset about it
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because he said on the phone
that he has to do
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homeschooling
with this really mean teacher.
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Oh, my God. I don't know
how long this will last,
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but I'm gonna savor
every minute.
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Hey, guys!
I'm back in school!
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Everything worked out.
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I'm allowed back,
and it's all good!
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You got your shots?
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No, I don't have
to get my shots ever!
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And they can't
do anything about it.
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Because
I'm a consciousness objector.
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A conscientious objector?
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Yeah, I told the school,
I said, look you guys,
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I happen to have...
"religious, moral,
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or philosophical
convictions."
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And-And I said I believe
that "health and disease
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should not be controlled
by vaccination."
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Those are my beliefs.
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And besides, I don't want
to risk immunizations
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making me artistic.
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Dude, Cartman, don't you know
that if you don't get immunized
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you actually put people at risk
who... One second! One second!
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Sorry.
One second, gotta sneeze.
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Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
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I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
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I'm saying that
we all had to get shots
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and, actually,
if just one person doesn't...
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Oh!
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Snot web.
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I'll be right back,
you guys.
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Can somebody get me
a paper towel?
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I got a snot web here.
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Consciousness objector
coming through.
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Alright, everyone.
Listen up.
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I understand your frustration,
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but a government organization
like a school
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cannot impose its will
on a conscientious objector.
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It's not safe for our kids
to be in this school!
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You do understand that up
to 5% of kids with vaccines
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can still be at risk.
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Everyone has to do it,
or it doesn't matter!
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Yeah, I don't quite see
how it's fair that
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all the rest of our community
agrees to this.
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Why does one family
get to have a problem with it?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just my strong,
personal belief that
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"among other things,
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vaccines contain
harmful ingredients.
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Formaldehyde, aluminum
and even Mercury."
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Aw, come on, Mrs. Cartman,
all major medical organizations
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state that vaccines
are safe!
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The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF,
and the US Department of Health!
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Yes, yes,
I know but...
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"we can't even risk
a 0.1% chance of vaccinations
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making our children
artistic."
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Well, that's true.
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There are enough artists
in the world.
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Look, I don't know
what kind of mother
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wouldn't vaccinate
their child,
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but it's putting everyone
in danger, and that's why...
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Then you try to catch him!
You try it!
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Don't you people
criticize me
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until you've taken Eric
to the doctor,
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and you've tried
to hold him down!
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I'm a good mother!
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Don't you dare question
if I care about my child!
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Oh, shit.
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O‐Of course you care.
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Nobody likes seeing
their child in pain.
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Maybe... Maybe you should
just let us take care
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of getting Eric
his shots.
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You don't understand
how hard it is.
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We'll find a way
to make it
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completely painless
for him, okay?
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Alright, alright.
Bring him in!
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The little boy's room
is upstairs.
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Oh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.
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My little Eric is going
to be so mad at me!
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Look, by the time
he knows what's happened,
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it'll already be over.
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Did you bring
his boo‐boo present?
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
Thomas and Laura.
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Okay? See?
We got the present.
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Everything's
gonna be fine.
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Hey, what's going on?
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No, no! Nooo!
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Oh! It'll just
be for a second!
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Oh, Jesus!
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Eric, there's a big treat
for you if you stay still!
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Catch him!
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Thomas! Linda!
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Y‐You gotta get him!
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Eric! Oh!
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Well, what do we do now?
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I think the only way
we're gonna get Eric immunized
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is by bringing
in an expert.
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This is Big Mesquite Murph.
How can I help you?
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You say you got yourself
a conscientious objector?
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Well, you just sit tight.
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There aren't never no hog
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that Big Mesquite Murph
couldn't catch.
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How many thousand dollars has
Tegridy Farms made selling weed?
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$300,000!
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It's a 300‐palooza!
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Come on down
and see what we've got!
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What have we got?
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We've got $300,000!
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Just selling' all
this weed!
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And this month,
we're celebrating
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all our new customers in China!
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We're celebrating with
new T‐shirts!
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"Tegridy Farms made $300,000
and all I got was high."
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Get yours for just ten bucks!
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We couldn't have
done it without you!
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Remember!
That's $300,000!
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Well...
what'd you think, guys?
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How much did you spend
making that commercial?
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Who cares, Sharon?
Business is up.
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Nobody cares about
your stupid $300,000!
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We've become
the kind of business
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that we moved out here
to get away from!
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You know why
the Chinese buy our weed?!
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It's to plant
on their student protesters
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so they can
put them in jail!
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Yeah, we make money
either way.
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You don't care
how anyone else feels!
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We bought this farm
together, Randy!
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Or did you forget that?
I hate marijuana!
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Shelley!
I hate marijuana, too.
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Stan!
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Oh, Eric, I...
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wasn't sure
if you'd be up yet.
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Eric, you know I only
want what's best
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for my little snookums.
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You read me a bedtime story.
You tucked me in.
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And then you let half the town
into my room
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to try and give me a shot
against my will.
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It was supposed
to make it easier on you,
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and th‐th‐they didn't
catch you anyway.
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This is goodbye, Mom.
I can't live with you anymore.
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Eric, please!
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You don't know how hard it is
to be a parent!
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Sometimes we don't know
the right thing to do!
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So you go along
with society
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and try to force
immunizations on me
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even knowing
the health risks?
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What if immunizations made my
friend Timmy the way he is?
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What if they made Jimmy
the way he is?
253
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What if they made Token
the way he is?
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Eric, when I was
at the store, I got you
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some Little Debbie Cream Pies
and...
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00:11:51,609 --> 00:11:52,785
That isn't gonna work
this time, Mom!
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00:11:52,872 --> 00:11:55,443
I don't want
to be around you anymore!
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So I don't know where
you're gonna stay,
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00:11:57,961 --> 00:11:59,242
but you'll just have
to figure it out.
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I've already packed
all your things.
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Sweetie, you can't live
on your own.
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You should've thought about that
before you made this house
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a nightmare for me.
Goodbye, mother.
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Alright, youngin,
we can do this the easy way
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or we can do it hard.
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- ‐Yeeeeeeee‐haw!
- ‐
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- ‐Soooiee!
- ‐
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Well? What happened.
269
00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:51,617
I ain't never seen
no hog like that...
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It's like it could run
two places at once.
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You said
you could catch him!
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I did catch 'im!
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I got him locked in a pen!
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It's just that every time
I bring out that needle,
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he becomes
like a hog tornado,
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but I'll get him!
Yeah?
277
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,414
Or maybe you just believe
a little bit
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that vaccinations shouldn't be
mandated for school attendance
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due to possible
still‐unknown side effects.
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Don't you question me.
If anyone believes
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that the most common side effect
of vaccines... anaphylaxis...
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occurs in only one per several
hundred thousand
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to one per million vaccinations,
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it's Big Mesquite Murph.
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00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:29,126
Now this hog you got here,
he's contained,
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00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,863
but now I need help gettin' him
his shots.
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The only way
we're gonna get him,
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is we gotta build a big
enclosed pen
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'bout 100 feet in diameter.
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I'm also gonna need the best
wranglers flown in from Wichita.
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And I'm gonna need some loud
music and some barbecue.
292
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Barbecue?
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00:13:52,053 --> 00:13:53,734
Mrs. Cartman?
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00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:55,014
Hello, Randy...
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I'm... sorry to trouble you,
but...
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I don't know where to turn.
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I was hoping maybe...
298
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:03,183
I could buy some ganja.
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00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,267
Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
300
00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:07,302
My son h‐hates me.
301
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,366
The whole town h‐hates me.
302
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,769
Nobody thinks I'm a good mom,
303
00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,717
and I don't know
if I am anymore!
304
00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,227
Ok, ok, come on...
305
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,452
let's get you inside
and get you some weed.
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00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,739
It all just happened gradually,
you know?
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00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,850
I don't know why
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00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:25,108
but it's like everyone's
against me.
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Even my own son.
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Believe me, I know
how that feels.
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You try to do what's best
for your family
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and all you do
is get on.
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I know immunizations
are probably for the best...
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...but then you read
some of this stuff
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00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,014
on the Internet,
and I don't know.
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00:14:42,102 --> 00:14:44,184
It's scary.
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00:14:44,272 --> 00:14:45,887
That's just it.
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When it comes to families,
we just have to do
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what we think is best.
It doesn't matter.
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They're having an all‐county
mandated immunization
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round up tonight.
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Any child not immunized
is about to be.
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00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,256
All‐county immunization
round up?
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What's that?
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00:15:01,711 --> 00:15:03,459
Good evenin', everybody,
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00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:06,999
and welcome to the CDC
Child Immunization challenge.
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This here special event
is sponsored by
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Voices for Vaccines
and also by Chevy.
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So with all that all out the
way, let's get to some action!
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First up, we have little
Danny Ray Johnston
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out of Bailey, Colorada.
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He has not been immunized
since kindergarten.
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He says he just don't like
needles.
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00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:39,072
No! Noooooo!
335
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:41,074
‐And there they go!
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00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:47,348
No! Noooo!
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00:16:02,282 --> 00:16:03,647
Ah!
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00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,240
Nooo!
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00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,670
He stuck him
in the left buttocks!
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00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:16,118
That is a 8.7 score,
right there.
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00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:22,514
Alright let's hear it for little Danny
Ray, folks.
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00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,508
He's a little worse for wear
but now he can pick himself up
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00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:27,143
a nice little toy
from the toy chest.
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00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:29,097
Jesus...
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00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:30,414
I've got to get out of here!
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00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:34,986
It's just...
It's like...
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00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:36,672
Can't people see
I'm trying to do
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00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,227
what's best
for my family?!
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00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:40,696
I'm trying to provide for them
by running a business!
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00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,866
I'm sorry
if I make mistakes!
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00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,765
I know, Randy.
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00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:46,793
Other parents expect me
to deal with Eric and...
353
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,594
And I get it
from both sides
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00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:51,597
because my family's
pissed off at me, too!
355
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,868
I understand.
No, you don't!
356
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:56,136
Yes, I do.
No, you don't!
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00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,771
Nobody understands.
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00:16:57,858 --> 00:17:02,877
Randy, we all try to do
the best for our family.
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00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:04,912
And sometimes...
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00:17:04,999 --> 00:17:06,914
when we're afraid
of being judged,
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00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:09,516
we can push
our family away.
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00:17:09,603 --> 00:17:12,207
Yeah, it's like everybody's
doing business with China.
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00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:13,600
Just, like, get over it.
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00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:16,537
You should just feel lucky
that you have a partner
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00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,541
in doing what's right for your family.
Yeah...
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00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:22,496
I'm afraid I haven't been very
kind to that partner lately.
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00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,731
I think maybe it's time
for an apology.
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00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:26,800
Thanks for the talk,
Randy,
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00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,162
and for the weed.
Where you going?
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00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,686
I'm going to do the only thing
I know how to do.
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00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,482
Be a mom.
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00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:36,643
Nooo!
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00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,790
Alright, and that is
Dr. Chet Molwinns
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00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:43,660
that just gave that girl
her DTAP booster
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00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,112
and her HPV vaccination.
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00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:47,873
That is for genital warts.
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00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,809
Way to go, Chet.
378
00:17:49,897 --> 00:17:52,670
Hey, folks, let's hear it for
all these wranglers tonight.
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00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:55,176
They're workin' extra hard
to bring immunity
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00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:56,912
to your community.
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00:17:57,056 --> 00:18:00,605
Alright, folks, we are now
ready for the main event!
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00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:04,857
This young man has never had
a single immunization.
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00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:07,353
He says he is an orthodox Jew
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00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,857
and a conscientious objector.
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00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,254
Everyone put your hands
together now for little
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00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,137
Eric "The South Park Piggy"
Cartman.
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00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,818
Sooouuuiiieee!
388
00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:29,301
There he goes folks!
Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.
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00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,639
Do you remember
we used to come here
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00:18:38,727 --> 00:18:41,543
and look over
the town lights together?
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00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:43,043
Yeah, so what?
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00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:44,967
Then you turned
into an asshole.
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00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:48,082
I brought you here
to apologize, Towelie.
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00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,583
I let the money go
to my head.
395
00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,050
I... I got greedy,
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00:18:51,138 --> 00:18:52,987
and I started acting
like a towel.
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00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,384
I need you back.
398
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:57,295
I need Tegridy back
the way it used to be.
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00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:59,672
No more harassing
home growers?
400
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,509
No more harassing home growers.
401
00:19:01,597 --> 00:19:03,779
No more dealing with those
MedMen assholes.
402
00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,199
No more MedMen.
403
00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,517
No more kissing China's ass?
404
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:09,937
China's actually a free
and loving country that...
405
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,486
I'm out.
406
00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:14,090
Wait! Wait, Towelie!
Come on, I need you!
407
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,218
I'm never working
for a company
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00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,178
that's regulated
by a communist government.
409
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:19,775
Okay, okay...
410
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,577
No more selling
to the Chinese.
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00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,720
Then say it. Say, "
the Chinese government.
412
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:27,354
the Chinese
government.
413
00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:29,289
I didn't hear you.
414
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,056
the Chinese government!
There!
415
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,627
Well...
416
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,142
you just got
your partner back.
417
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:39,572
This is it.
418
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,859
This is the moment
that Tegridy Farms
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00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,071
got back on track.
420
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,836
Dear Lord, we are
goin' on 16 minutes here
421
00:19:48,924 --> 00:19:51,173
and ain't nobody caught this youngin!
422
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,509
This might very well be
a world record
423
00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:55,580
you're seeing here, folks.
424
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,314
Get out of my way!
Move it!
425
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:01,066
Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Cartman.
Everything is fine here.
426
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,599
It's okay, Liane!
They know what they're doing!
427
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:14,571
Oh, looks like we've got a
concerned parent in there,
428
00:20:14,659 --> 00:20:16,275
tryin' to take issue
with her child's well bein'.
429
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,786
Mooommm!
430
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,714
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!
431
00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,647
I know I'm not the greatest mom
in the world.
432
00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:50,718
I do the best I can.
433
00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:52,486
Whatever happens now
434
00:20:52,574 --> 00:20:54,656
is going to be done my way.
435
00:20:54,744 --> 00:20:56,072
Come on, Eric.
436
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,845
Wait, Mom.
437
00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,147
No, Eric!
438
00:21:02,369 --> 00:21:04,318
No shot, no toy!
439
00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:05,852
What?!
440
00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:13,626
Okay, doctor,
I'm ready for my shots.
441
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:16,619
Eric, I've been speaking
with your mother...
442
00:21:16,845 --> 00:21:20,099
- I'm afraid there's some bad news.
- Bad news?
443
00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:21,595
What are you talking about?
Mom?
444
00:21:21,683 --> 00:21:23,833
Your mother received
a heavy dose of vaccine
445
00:21:23,921 --> 00:21:25,235
that wasn't meant
for an adult.
446
00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:28,072
I'm afraid there have been...
side effects.
447
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:30,381
What side effects?
Mom?! Mom!
448
00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:32,265
Mom? Are you here, M...
449
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,816
Eric...
450
00:21:37,138 --> 00:21:38,385
Nooo...
451
00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:40,414
Noooooo!
452
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