1 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,899 All right, everybody, come on. 2 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,818 Out on the dance floor. 3 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,654 Look at the happy couple. 4 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,490 No exceptions. Up out of your chairs. 5 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,000 I can feel all the happiness in here. 6 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,045 All right! 7 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,091 Look at him go. 8 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,802 If I... 9 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:56,599 I get to know your name... 10 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,061 If I... 11 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:05,441 Could trace your private number, baby... 12 00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,651 All I know is that to me... 13 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,320 You look like you're lots of fun. 14 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,322 Open up them lovin' arms. 15 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:14,033 I want some, want some. 16 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,703 I set my sights on you. 17 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,498 And no one else will do. 18 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,166 And I... 19 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:28,005 I got to have my way now, baby. 20 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,424 All I know is that to me... 21 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,259 You look like you're lots of fun. 22 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,928 Open up them lovin' arms. 23 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,389 Watch out, here I come. 24 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:40,184 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 25 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:41,727 Like a record, baby... 26 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,063 Right round, round, round. 27 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:47,817 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 28 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,276 Like a record, baby... 29 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,904 Right round, round, round. 30 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,448 Somebody get some pants on that kid. 31 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,955 If I... 32 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,082 I got to be your friend... 33 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,085 Grandma Molly, I'm talking to you. 34 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,587 And I... 35 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:14,093 Would like to move in just a little bit closer. 36 00:02:14,128 --> 00:02:15,928 All I know is that to me... 37 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,847 You look like you're lots of fun. 38 00:02:17,882 --> 00:02:20,012 Open up your lovin' arms. 39 00:02:20,047 --> 00:02:22,143 Watch out, here I come. 40 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:25,855 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 41 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,981 Like a record, baby... 42 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,483 Right round, round, round. 43 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:33,446 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 44 00:02:33,481 --> 00:02:35,322 Like a record, baby. 45 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:42,747 I want your love. 46 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,714 Uncle Marty! 47 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,008 All I know is that to me... 48 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,801 You look like you're lots of fun. 49 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:57,553 Open up your lovin' arms. 50 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,972 Watch out, here I come. 51 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:03,893 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 52 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,311 Like a record, baby... 53 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,730 Right round, round, round. 54 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:11,442 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 55 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:12,985 Like a record, baby... 56 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,653 Right round, round, round. 57 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,074 You spin me round... 58 00:03:18,109 --> 00:03:19,759 And round... 59 00:03:19,794 --> 00:03:21,269 And round. 60 00:03:21,304 --> 00:03:22,745 Very nice. 61 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,665 Good job, lady. You were shakin'. 62 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,795 It is gonna be fun today. 63 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,672 The best man's gonna come up and say a few words... 64 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,884 so let's put our hands together for the groom's brother David. 65 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,013 All right, Dave. 66 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:55,069 When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man... 67 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:58,823 I was like, "Whoa, of course, man... 68 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,616 "because you've always been there for me. " 69 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:06,247 Like when I was in rehab... 70 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,874 and like the time I couldn't find my car. 71 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:13,754 'Cause, Harold, he's always been the dependable one. 72 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:17,425 I've always been the screwed-up one. Right, Dad? 73 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,638 "Why can't you be more like your brother? 74 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,516 "Harold would never beat up his landlord. " 75 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:29,603 He's drunk as shit. 76 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,734 But... 77 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,818 a little news flash, Pop. 78 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,779 Harold ain't so perfect. 79 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,199 Remember that time in Puerto Rico... 80 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:45,119 when we picked up those two... 81 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:47,788 I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying. 82 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,373 How about that? 83 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,126 Terrific. 84 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,919 I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it! 85 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,505 You're a moron! 86 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,135 The best man, everybody. 87 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:02,887 Best man. The better man. 88 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,311 We've all done crazy things in our life, so... 89 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,939 He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great? 90 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,817 He's doing good. 91 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,027 Sounds good? 92 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:20,237 It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world. 93 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,781 Self-taught. 94 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,617 No lessons, thank you very much, Pop. 95 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,826 All right. 96 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,329 They'll be divorced in a year. 97 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,830 Very good. 98 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:33,876 I think we all know that when you fall in love... 99 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:35,961 the emptiness kind of drifts away. 100 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,713 That's all I'm talking about. 101 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:40,800 I've done some crazy things in my life, too... 102 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,677 but then I met a very special girl... 103 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,554 a girl who I'm actually marrying next week. 104 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,432 Thank you. 105 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:52,311 So all I'm saying is that when you fall in love... 106 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,313 the emptiness drifts away... 107 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,023 because you find something to live for... 108 00:05:56,058 --> 00:05:57,031 each other. 109 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,068 And the way I've seen you two... 110 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,820 looking into each other's eyes all day long... 111 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,738 I can tell that you're gonna live for each other... 112 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,989 for the rest of your lives. 113 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:07,576 So cheers. 114 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,958 That's a good wedding singer. 115 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:21,799 Now on behalf of Mr. and Mrs. Harold Veltri... 116 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:23,968 you guys have a nice dinner. 117 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,262 George Stitzer's gonna take over on lead vocals... 118 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:27,680 so take it away, George. 119 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:39,942 Give me time... 120 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:46,407 To realize my crime. 121 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:54,498 Let me love and stay. 122 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,084 - Jesus. - Scary. 123 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:05,009 I have danced... 124 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,596 I like her. 125 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:12,224 Inside your eyes. 126 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:17,229 How can love... 127 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:21,275 Be real? 128 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:26,197 Do you really want to hurt me? 129 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:29,283 Good save, wedding singer. 130 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:30,743 Good job. 131 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,829 Sammy, how come you're not out with your limo? What's up? 132 00:07:33,864 --> 00:07:35,539 That new waitress. That's what's up. 133 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:37,965 Is she in trouble. 134 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,835 She's gonna get it, and she doesn't even know it... 135 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,128 and I'm gonna give it to her. 136 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,756 Take it easy, man. Who is she? 137 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,257 She's Holly Sullivan's cousin. 138 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,884 If she's half as easy as Holly... 139 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,677 I'll close this deal by the end of the week. 140 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,723 I don't think that's gonna happen. 141 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,101 Please. It's her first day. 142 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,644 Always takes them three weeks... 143 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,486 to realize they shouldn't date anyone at work. 144 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,899 You like being the guy that helps them realize that? 145 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:03,484 Yes, I do. 146 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,611 You want to be like Fonzie, don't you? 147 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,656 You're on your way. 148 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:14,995 Do you really want to hurt me? 149 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:18,582 Do you really want to make me cry? 150 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,684 Prime rib, please. 151 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:33,055 Always the prime rib. Make them eat the fish. 152 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:35,057 Andre, can I have three prime rib? 153 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,518 Your wish is my command, madame. 154 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:41,814 How come he's so nice to you? 155 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:44,650 I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party. 156 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,034 Not my finest half-hour... 157 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:50,156 but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since. 158 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:57,329 So, how's your first night going? 159 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,624 Being at this wedding is making me realize... 160 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,626 that Glenn is never going to set a date... 161 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,879 and I've been wearing this ring for two years... 162 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,422 and I feel like an idiot. 163 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,215 You know what you must do? 164 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:12,386 Relax. Don't do it. 165 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,477 I feel stupid for moving here to be closer to him. 166 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,438 I think you need a break. Go out back and get some air. 167 00:09:22,473 --> 00:09:23,439 I'll cover your tables. 168 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:25,900 You OK? 169 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,444 You going to throw up? 170 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,030 Come with me, man. 171 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,585 Give me time... 172 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,045 What? 173 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,777 Here we go. 174 00:09:49,812 --> 00:09:51,592 Come on. 175 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,969 You got it. There. 176 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,389 Is he a friend of yours? 177 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,598 Me? No. 178 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,935 I couldn't let him do it in front of his family. 179 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,103 Wow. 180 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,147 I'm glad I got to see it. 181 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,360 You all through? 182 00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:12,947 Going to wait a few years before you drink again? 183 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,740 All right, remember, alcohol equals puke... 184 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,410 equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. 185 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,246 I got it from here. 186 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,873 Know what? You go this way, and you go this way. 187 00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:25,459 It's for the best. It's all right. Take it easy. 188 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,712 See you later. Sleep it off, pal. 189 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,213 Hey, you know, wedding singer? 190 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,056 Are you drinking, too? 191 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:41,851 No. It's Coca-cola. 192 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,770 Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-cola? 193 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,814 I'm not a big drinker... 194 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,984 and if it was, I'd be puking more than that kid. 195 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,361 I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. 196 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:53,863 I think I saw a boot come out. 197 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,658 You're the wedding singer. 198 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,035 How you doing? I'm Robbie. 199 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,579 I'm Julia. 200 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,914 I'm actually waitressing at your wedding next week. 201 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,751 Cool. That's a beautiful ring you have there. 202 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,002 Are you getting married, too? 203 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,090 Actually, I don't know how serious the guy is... 204 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,176 who gave this to me. 205 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:19,889 I feel like I'm doomed to wander the planet alone forever. 206 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:23,434 Like the Incredible Hulk? 207 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:27,730 Yeah... only I'm not helping people. 208 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:30,608 That's not true, because I saw you inside. 209 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,193 You were helping people. 210 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,279 You were giving them fish and coffee and forks. 211 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:36,864 People can't eat without forks. 212 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:39,116 And they can't drink without a fish. 213 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,869 That's right. What does that mean? 214 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,705 I don't know. You lost me back at the Hulk. 215 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,333 Robbie, you better get back in there. 216 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,043 They're starting to turn on George. 217 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,128 - Sit down! - You suck! 218 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,050 He's got to learn a new song. 219 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,219 But it was nice to meet you. 220 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,595 It was nice meeting you, too. 221 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:02,765 And if I ever get married, maybe you'll sing at my wedding. 222 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,517 Oh, man. It's a deal. 223 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,935 Take care. 224 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:12,483 There was love... 225 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:15,069 All around... 226 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,862 But I never... 227 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,407 Heard it singing. 228 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,158 Very nice. 229 00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:22,868 No, I never... 230 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,954 Heard it at all... 231 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,955 Pretty. 232 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:29,959 'Til there was you. 233 00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,252 Much better. 234 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,837 You're going to blow everybody away... 235 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,422 at your fiftieth anniversary party. 236 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:38,676 If I sing to Frank without making any mistakes... 237 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,678 he would know how hard I've worked... 238 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,265 and how much I still love him after all these years. 239 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,100 I hope 50 years from now... 240 00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,144 Linda and I are as happy as you two guys. 241 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,397 You will be. It runs in your family. 242 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:54,984 You're a born romantic, just like your father was. 243 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,195 I know they'll be looking down on you tomorrow. 244 00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,662 I hope so. 245 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,073 Are you nervous? 246 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,825 I'm actually not that nervous, you know? 247 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:05,911 I'm at weddings all the time. It's going to be fun. 248 00:13:05,946 --> 00:13:08,956 Not about the wedding- about the wedding night. 249 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,834 Will this be your first time with intercourse? 250 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,171 Don't be ashamed. 251 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,799 When I got married, I wasn't a virgin. 252 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,059 I already had intercourse with eight men. 253 00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:25,806 That's actually something I don't want to know about. 254 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,852 That was a lot back then. That would be like 200 today. 255 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,105 It's 5:00. I'm going to get going. 256 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,815 But your payment. 257 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,610 My payment. Can I get it to go? 258 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,904 You're such a sweet boy... 259 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,948 letting an old woman pay you with meatballs. 260 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:46,368 They taste so good, it's like I'm ripping you off. 261 00:13:46,403 --> 00:13:49,222 I don't have any clean Tupperware. 262 00:13:49,257 --> 00:13:52,041 All right, definitely next time. 263 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,460 Don't be silly. Now hold out your hands. 264 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,754 - You want to- - Do it. 265 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,009 Cool. 266 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,344 Thanks a lot. 267 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,433 Now, please, take a bite... 268 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,519 so that I can watch you enjoy. 269 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,437 That's my favorite part. 270 00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:16,482 Well... I'll go with the right one. 271 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,525 That looks good. 272 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,408 That's a good meatball. 273 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:30,246 Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart. 274 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:33,499 You're going to be a fine husband. 275 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,127 I hope so, Rosie. Thank you. 276 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,586 I'm going to leave. 277 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,921 I'll see you at the wedding, all right? 278 00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,809 Thank you for coming in and taking me to lunch. 279 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:54,478 Look at the picture of that girl. See that? 280 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,356 You're a lot prettier than that girl... 281 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:58,739 and she's getting married. 282 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:01,610 What does pretty have to do with getting married? 283 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,654 Everything. You got to get married... 284 00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:06,490 before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair... 285 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,577 which, by the way, comes from your father's mother. 286 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,621 Looks like Magnum, P.I., for God's sake. 287 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:15,708 I can't make Glenn set a date. 288 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,003 You're going to hate this idea... 289 00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:24,467 but I think you should consider a fake pregnancy. 290 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,760 I'm exiting the car. 291 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,386 It's just a means to an end. 292 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,722 In five years, he'll thank you for it. 293 00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:49,825 Perhaps we should call her. 294 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:54,455 She's probably got a make-up problem or her dress. 295 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,208 I know her. She likes to look her best. 296 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,432 Hey, sis. 297 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:14,683 Hi, Robs. 298 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,812 I just got off the phone with Linda's mom. 299 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,523 Linda's not there, but... 300 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,690 there was a note. 301 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,234 A note? 302 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,986 Everything all right? 303 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,489 Yeah, she's OK. 304 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,950 It basically indicated... 305 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,078 that Linda was... 306 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,038 not coming today. 307 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:42,586 So, it was a bad note. 308 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,006 Did she say why? 309 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,512 I am so sorry, honey. 310 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:53,639 It's OK. 311 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,392 You want me to say something? 312 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,273 Just give me a second. I'll be right back. 313 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,402 Oh, my God, she's not showing up. 314 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:21,542 Don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right. 315 00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:23,210 It's OK. 316 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,885 Oh, God! 317 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,230 You can't catch me! 318 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:46,067 I'm going to get you and chop you up! 319 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,736 Can we turn this crap off, please? 320 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:51,739 That's right, Robbie. You have to let it out. 321 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,991 - Let what out? - Your feelings. 322 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,744 About what that lousy bitch did to you today. 323 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:57,828 Don't call her that... 324 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,205 because we're going to get back together... 325 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,207 and then there will be weirdness between you and me... 326 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,334 so just watch it. 327 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,503 I made this for you, Uncle Robbie. 328 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,797 Thanks, Freddy Krueger. 329 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:10,132 That's not nice. 330 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,301 Very creative, though. 331 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:13,886 Go back to the boiler room. 332 00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,973 I just wish I knew where she was, you know? 333 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,312 He's taking it pretty bad. 334 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:25,481 He's acting like a real robot... 335 00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,281 a zombie or something. 336 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,236 He's been wanting to get married since the third grade. 337 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,947 It makes sense. That's when Mom and Dad died. 338 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,491 He wants to start a family of his own. 339 00:18:35,526 --> 00:18:37,034 Check out the cake. 340 00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,829 There's only a little groom on top. 341 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,016 You're late. 342 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,317 I'm sorry. 343 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,979 I just couldn't do it. 344 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,192 If you need some more time, I guess I can wait. 345 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:14,739 No, I don't need more time, Robbie. 346 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,157 I don't ever want to marry you. 347 00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,079 You know, that information... 348 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:25,458 might have been a little more useful to me yesterday. 349 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,378 I've been talking to my friends the last couple of days... 350 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,213 Here it comes. 351 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,842 And I think I figured out what's been bothering me. 352 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:37,011 I'm not in love with Robbie now. 353 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:40,639 I'm in love with Robbie six years ago... 354 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,850 Robbie, the lead singer of Final Warning... 355 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,852 when I used to come and watch you from the front row... 356 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:47,021 in your spandex pants... 357 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,190 your silk shirt unbuttoned... 358 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:53,277 licking the microphone like David Lee Roth. 359 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,738 I still got the spandex. I'll put them on right now. 360 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,656 The point is, I woke up this morning... 361 00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:01,035 and I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer. 362 00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,537 I am never going to leave Ridgefield. 363 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,498 Why do you need to leave Ridgefield? 364 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,584 We grew up here. All our friends are here. 365 00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:10,753 It's the perfect place to raise a family. 366 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,297 Living in your sister's basement with five kids... 367 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,132 while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs... 368 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,093 at a whopping 60 bucks a pop? 369 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,636 Once again... 370 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,596 things that could have been brought to my attention... 371 00:20:20,631 --> 00:20:21,722 yesterday! 372 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,852 The fact is, we grew apart a long time ago. 373 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,439 You wanted to get married. You didn't care to who. 374 00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:33,692 That's not true. I love you. Come here. 375 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:37,238 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 376 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,698 Hey, Linda. 377 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,742 You're a bitch. 378 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,456 Thanks, Petey. Go back to the house. 379 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,670 He might have Tourette's syndrome. 380 00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:54,088 We're looking into it. 381 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,883 I got to go. 382 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,096 I'm sorry. 383 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,905 Ninety-nine Luftballons... 384 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,118 Glenn! 385 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,370 Don't be so jumpy. 386 00:21:26,412 --> 00:21:28,622 These are for you. 387 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,124 Thank you. 388 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,128 They're beautiful. 389 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,757 I have something else for you. 390 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:45,097 Two airplane tickets to Las Vegas? 391 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,978 Oh, my God, Glenn! 392 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,814 I know you wanted to set a date... 393 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,983 so I went to the travel agent and set it. 394 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,612 Glenn, I love you so much... 395 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:00,780 but Las Vegas? I thought- 396 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:02,865 Jules, it's the romance capital of the world. 397 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:05,493 I just don't want a big wedding- 398 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,203 hundreds of people we don't know... 399 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,246 that are just there for the free drinks... 400 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,332 and all-you-can-eat buffet. 401 00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:13,376 They might as well be in Vegas. 402 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,968 Las Vegas it is, and it'll be great. 403 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,555 Are you going to do the girl thing? 404 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,934 You're going to act happy and be pouting on the inside? 405 00:22:31,394 --> 00:22:33,062 I'm happy. 406 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,200 All right. 407 00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:40,903 Let's get married here. 408 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:43,823 I know that's what you want. 409 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,741 Thank you, Glenn. 410 00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:48,577 It's more important to you anyway. 411 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,707 I promise I will give you the most beautiful wedding... 412 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,750 and even you'll have a good time. 413 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,569 It's about time his best friend showed up. 414 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,362 So, how's he doing? 415 00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:24,822 I don't know. 416 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:27,950 He's been down in the basement since it happened. 417 00:23:27,985 --> 00:23:29,917 Five days now. 418 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:34,165 I think he's having some kind of a mental situation... 419 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,709 an episode or something. 420 00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,169 All right. 421 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:42,590 You do something, because I don't want to be known... 422 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,884 as the brother-in-law of the town nut job. 423 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,343 I got enough problems already. 424 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,554 Shit, I got water all over myself. 425 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,856 Hello? 426 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,905 You all right? 427 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,457 These sheets are soft. You use Downy? 428 00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,801 All Tempa-Cheer. 429 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,838 You can wash your clothes at any temperature... 430 00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:25,483 and the colors don't run together. 431 00:24:25,518 --> 00:24:28,094 - Really? - Yeah. Now leave me alone. 432 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,764 You have to go back to work. 433 00:24:31,806 --> 00:24:35,017 There's going to be over a hundred drunk girls... 434 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:36,185 at this wedding tonight. 435 00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:37,770 I've got nothing to offer anybody. 436 00:24:37,812 --> 00:24:41,107 I haven't done jack shit since high school. 437 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,150 Why would any girl ever marry me? 438 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,902 Marry you? 439 00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:46,946 I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding-dong. 440 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:53,369 Holiday... 441 00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:57,790 Celebrate... 442 00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:11,721 If we took a holiday... 443 00:25:13,097 --> 00:25:15,433 Took some time to celebrate... 444 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:17,393 Come on, let's celebrate. 445 00:25:17,435 --> 00:25:19,979 Just one day out of life... 446 00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:23,858 It would be... 447 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:27,201 It would be so nice. 448 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:30,823 Everybody spread the word. 449 00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:35,161 I live in my sister's basement. 450 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,497 He just had his heart broken. 451 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:41,292 Why would he even think about coming back to work? 452 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,002 I don't know. 453 00:25:43,044 --> 00:25:45,671 Celebrate. 454 00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:59,393 You guys are off to a great start. 455 00:25:59,435 --> 00:26:00,936 I mean... 456 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,647 Cindy showed up, so, right away, Scott... 457 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,107 you got to be pretty psyched. 458 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:09,070 I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. 459 00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:10,446 I'm paying you to sing. 460 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,618 I have a microphone, and you don't... 461 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,579 so you will listen to every damn word... 462 00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:20,373 I have to say! 463 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:31,759 It's funny. Some of us will never find true love. 464 00:26:31,801 --> 00:26:35,554 Like, take, for instance... me. 465 00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:38,724 And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. 466 00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:43,145 And that lady with the sideburns. 467 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,608 And basically everybody at table nine. 468 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:51,285 But the worst thing is... 469 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:57,326 that me, fatty, sideburns lady... 470 00:26:57,368 --> 00:26:59,161 and the mutants over at table nine... 471 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:04,500 will never, ever find a way to better the situation... 472 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:06,627 because... 473 00:27:06,669 --> 00:27:10,339 apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer... 474 00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:11,924 the opposite sex. 475 00:27:13,551 --> 00:27:16,011 You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy! 476 00:27:16,046 --> 00:27:18,139 Sir, one more outburst... 477 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,558 I will strangle you with my microphone wire. 478 00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:25,229 Let's cut the stupid cake... 479 00:27:25,271 --> 00:27:27,189 because the fat guy's going to have a heart attack... 480 00:27:27,224 --> 00:27:28,607 if we don't eat again soon. 481 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:34,739 And while we do that, here's a little mood music. 482 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:44,832 Cindy and Scott are newlyweds. 483 00:27:50,588 --> 00:27:53,007 He loves her... 484 00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:55,676 But she loves this guy right here... 485 00:27:55,718 --> 00:27:58,345 And he loves somebody else. 486 00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:01,307 You just can't win. 487 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,309 And so it goes... 488 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,270 Until the day you die. 489 00:28:06,312 --> 00:28:08,773 This thing they call love... 490 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:11,067 Is gonna make you cry. 491 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,276 I hate you. 492 00:28:12,318 --> 00:28:14,361 I've had the blues... 493 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:17,198 The reds and the pinks. 494 00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,867 One thing's for sure... 495 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:22,223 Love stinks? 496 00:28:22,258 --> 00:28:23,537 Love stinks. 497 00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,895 Drug addict! Degenerate! 498 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:19,218 I was wondering what happened to you. 499 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,097 Did everybody leave? 500 00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,642 Pretty much, except for a few cops... 501 00:29:26,684 --> 00:29:29,270 that are still interviewing some witnesses. 502 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:36,235 I'm going to get the hell out of here. 503 00:29:38,404 --> 00:29:39,989 So it was your first wedding back. 504 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,366 Of course things are going to be a little shaky. 505 00:29:42,408 --> 00:29:44,952 A little shaky? I hate weddings. 506 00:29:44,994 --> 00:29:48,205 I hate the bride. I hate the groom. 507 00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:51,292 I want them to be miserable, because that's what I am. 508 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,300 No. You're the best. 509 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:56,922 At what? People eat prime rib, and I sing. 510 00:29:56,964 --> 00:30:00,468 It's a joke. I can't do this anymore. 511 00:30:01,469 --> 00:30:04,346 Glenn and I set the date... 512 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,348 so you have to play our wedding. 513 00:30:08,476 --> 00:30:09,977 Congratulations. 514 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:15,316 I just can't do it, all right? 515 00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:18,819 I'm having an engagement party in two weeks... 516 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,072 and I really want you and Sammy to come. 517 00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:44,595 Good, you're here. 518 00:30:44,637 --> 00:30:47,098 Robbie's here! Let's move it! 519 00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:49,016 The kids have been fed, but if they want snacks... 520 00:30:49,058 --> 00:30:52,395 there's ice pops in the freezer, or microwave popcorn. 521 00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,729 Good. 522 00:30:53,771 --> 00:30:55,356 Are you going to the engagement party? 523 00:30:55,398 --> 00:30:57,191 Yeah, I'll probably go. 524 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,715 Come on, Andy, move your ass! 525 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,863 Hang on. I'm watching Dallas. 526 00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:05,366 I think J.R. might be dead. They shot him. 527 00:31:05,408 --> 00:31:06,367 Good night. 528 00:31:06,409 --> 00:31:08,411 - Love you. - Love you. 529 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:10,538 Time to make the donuts. 530 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:11,706 I made the donuts. 531 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,583 Dunkin' donuts- up to 52 varieties... 532 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,419 Uncle Robbie's here. 533 00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:21,048 Hey, the Goofball Brothers. 534 00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:23,718 Is it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown? 535 00:31:26,721 --> 00:31:29,890 - Who said that? - Everybody. 536 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,268 You're eight years old. You only know your parents. 537 00:31:32,303 --> 00:31:33,561 What are you talking about? 538 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:36,355 Is it true you're gonna end up in a mental institution? 539 00:31:36,397 --> 00:31:38,524 Cuckoo's nest! 540 00:31:39,692 --> 00:31:40,985 Hey, kids. 541 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:45,030 Remember what we talked about? 542 00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:49,201 Go over there and watch some television. 543 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,120 Can I speak to you for a second? 544 00:31:51,155 --> 00:31:52,747 Everybody... 545 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,626 I've been thinking about what happened to you... 546 00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:59,128 and it's all for the best. 547 00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:01,756 I know you were in love and everything... 548 00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:02,882 but that wears off. 549 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:06,343 Me and your sister, we used to be wild. 550 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:08,429 She was very adventurous... 551 00:32:08,471 --> 00:32:11,390 and we got into some crazy shit. 552 00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:13,100 But now the thrill is gone. 553 00:32:13,142 --> 00:32:16,395 If we get a second alone, we usually go to sleep. 554 00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:19,065 If it's a special occasion... 555 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:21,942 she might do this exotic dance for me. 556 00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:23,444 What? 557 00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:26,906 Sometimes she might work with my nipples a bit. 558 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,699 All right, enough. Go out. 559 00:32:28,741 --> 00:32:30,576 I'll take care of the kids. 560 00:32:31,827 --> 00:32:34,830 I don't know what I just said, but I said something. 561 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,930 Women got a thing about marriage. 562 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:49,220 If you want to stay with them, you're gonna have to marry them. 563 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,514 No big deal. There she is. 564 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,933 The girl who finally beat me into submission. 565 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:55,066 That's right. 566 00:32:55,101 --> 00:32:57,436 August 5th is less than three months away. 567 00:32:57,478 --> 00:32:59,605 We've got a lot of planning to do. 568 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:01,649 Do you think it would be better... 569 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:04,527 if maybe you took over all the arrangements? 570 00:33:04,562 --> 00:33:07,988 I'd like to do it together. 571 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:11,242 Yeah, but you like this stuff. 572 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,785 It's really not my thing. 573 00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:16,872 God forbid I screw up the wedding flowers. 574 00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:18,290 How could I live with myself? 575 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,500 He'll be so wasted... 576 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,712 he won't know flowers are at the wedding. 577 00:33:25,381 --> 00:33:27,633 I hear you're gonna have your bachelor party Friday. 578 00:33:27,717 --> 00:33:31,846 Gonna be all right with that? You might miss Miami Vice. 579 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,349 Nope. Summer. Reruns. I'm all set. 580 00:33:35,391 --> 00:33:37,810 Great. 581 00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:42,982 All right, nice house. 582 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:45,985 I told you this guy was loaded. 583 00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:49,071 I know. In and out, though. I don't want to be here long. 584 00:33:49,106 --> 00:33:52,074 Let me just pick up a chick, and we'll get out of here. 585 00:33:52,158 --> 00:33:53,868 What do you think of the jacket? 586 00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:57,538 I would lose that glove. You look nuts. 587 00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:59,707 There's Julia. 588 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,461 Let's go say hello. 589 00:34:04,754 --> 00:34:06,881 Hi, you guys. 590 00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:08,632 I'm so glad you came. 591 00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:10,926 Jason, this is Robbie and Sammy... 592 00:34:10,968 --> 00:34:13,429 and this is my fiance Glenn. 593 00:34:13,471 --> 00:34:15,723 - Congratulations, Glenn. - Thank you. 594 00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:16,891 Robbie Hart. 595 00:34:16,932 --> 00:34:20,686 I heard what happened to you at your wedding. 596 00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:23,689 That was so cold. You must have felt like shit. 597 00:34:23,773 --> 00:34:28,027 No. It felt really good. Thanks for bringing it up. 598 00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:30,946 My parents died when I was 10. Want to talk about that? 599 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:33,115 Why would we want to talk about that? 600 00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:34,582 I don't know. 601 00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:36,243 Somebody needs a drink. 602 00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:38,454 Actually, I'm not a big drinker. 603 00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:40,289 I am. How about an Alabama Slammer? 604 00:34:40,331 --> 00:34:41,457 Sounds like a plan. 605 00:34:41,499 --> 00:34:43,459 Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first. 606 00:34:43,494 --> 00:34:45,753 Have a few drinks and drive home. 607 00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:50,257 Julia, thanks for inviting us. 608 00:34:50,299 --> 00:34:52,843 I'm glad you guys came. We hang out at work so much... 609 00:34:52,878 --> 00:34:55,388 but we don't get to talk 'cause we're always so busy. 610 00:34:57,098 --> 00:34:59,266 We should make time to talk, don't you think? 611 00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:05,022 Know what? The first time this guy saw you... 612 00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:07,316 he told me he was gonna hit on you. 613 00:35:07,358 --> 00:35:09,944 - Really? - That's not true. 614 00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:12,780 Yeah, it is. You told me she was in trouble. 615 00:35:12,822 --> 00:35:15,658 She was gonna get it, and she didn't even know it. 616 00:35:15,693 --> 00:35:17,618 He's teasing. I would never say that. 617 00:35:17,702 --> 00:35:20,287 You said you were gonna give it to her. 618 00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,289 Give me what, exactly? 619 00:35:22,331 --> 00:35:23,874 You're a jerk. 620 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:26,335 What do you mean? You didn't know she was engaged. 621 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:28,254 So now you're not gonna give it to me? 622 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:29,964 Very funny. 623 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,465 Say hi to your brother Tito. 624 00:35:36,345 --> 00:35:38,305 So how are you doing? 625 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:41,392 I'm doing better. I don't know. 626 00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,853 How are you and Glenn doing with the wedding plans? 627 00:35:46,647 --> 00:35:50,025 Glenn isn't really- He's very busy right now. 628 00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:54,155 He works on Wall Street. You know how that is nowadays. 629 00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:57,199 Wall Street-stocks and stuff? 630 00:35:57,234 --> 00:35:58,325 Actually, he's in bonds. 631 00:35:58,409 --> 00:36:01,787 He barely has time to sleep, let alone plan a wedding... 632 00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:03,456 so I'm kind of doing this on my own. 633 00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:06,584 But I went to Marshall's for the floral centerpieces. 634 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,086 Marshall's? You should go to Tony's. 635 00:36:09,128 --> 00:36:11,797 They're cheaper, and they've got a great selection. 636 00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:14,842 All right. Well, thank you for the tip. 637 00:36:14,884 --> 00:36:17,178 It's a shame you won't be doing weddings anymore. 638 00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,554 We won't get to hang out as much. 639 00:36:18,596 --> 00:36:20,973 We'll get to hang out. 640 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:24,393 There's other things to do besides weddings, right? 641 00:36:26,228 --> 00:36:28,689 Oy, oy, bar mitzvah... 642 00:36:28,731 --> 00:36:30,858 Mazel tov... 643 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:51,712 L'chaim! 644 00:36:51,754 --> 00:36:54,924 Let's keep the fun rolling. Take it away, George. 645 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:11,232 Do you really want to hurt me? 646 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:15,861 You seem kind of sad. 647 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,571 Why don't you get out there and dance? 648 00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:20,991 I asked that girl over there. She turned me down. 649 00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:23,911 She said she didn't dance with losers. 650 00:37:23,994 --> 00:37:26,706 Man. That hurts. 651 00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:29,625 But why would you want to dance with somebody... 652 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:32,294 who doesn't want to dance with you? Right? 653 00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:35,423 Listen, don't worry. 654 00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:38,050 You're gonna meet a girl who treats you right someday. 655 00:37:38,092 --> 00:37:39,427 I promise you. 656 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:43,097 How you guys doing? All right? 657 00:37:43,139 --> 00:37:45,266 I want you to meet a friend of mine... 658 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:47,101 by the name of Julia Sullivan. 659 00:37:48,436 --> 00:37:50,896 Could you come out here for a second? 660 00:37:52,273 --> 00:37:53,482 Say hi to Julia, everybody. 661 00:37:53,517 --> 00:37:54,525 Hello. 662 00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:57,778 Now, who of you out there would like to dance... 663 00:37:57,820 --> 00:37:59,321 with this fine-looking woman? 664 00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:05,578 I'd like to do more than dance with her. 665 00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,622 Wow, Julia. 666 00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:10,708 Sounds to me like you got your pick... 667 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,752 of any man in this room to dance with... 668 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:15,796 so I want you to take your time... 669 00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:19,633 and find amongst all these young studs here tonight... 670 00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:22,887 the coolest, most un-losery guy in the bunch. 671 00:38:24,513 --> 00:38:26,015 Pick me. 672 00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:29,518 Please pick me. 673 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:42,531 May I have this dance? 674 00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:49,747 OK, pal, have fun. 675 00:38:57,088 --> 00:39:00,633 I can only give you love... 676 00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:02,843 That lasts forever... 677 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:06,514 And a promise to be near... 678 00:39:06,555 --> 00:39:09,774 Each time you call... 679 00:39:09,809 --> 00:39:14,063 And the only heart I own... 680 00:39:14,105 --> 00:39:17,108 For you and you alone... 681 00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:18,609 That's all. 682 00:39:22,238 --> 00:39:25,971 All I have are these arms... 683 00:39:26,006 --> 00:39:29,704 To enfold you. Just go with it. 684 00:39:29,745 --> 00:39:35,084 And a love time can never destroy. 685 00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:37,002 Take it, George. 686 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:10,870 Come here, Big Red. 687 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:18,252 If you're wondering what I'm asking... 688 00:40:18,294 --> 00:40:21,213 In return, dear... 689 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,965 You'll be glad to know... 690 00:40:23,007 --> 00:40:28,345 That my demands are small. 691 00:40:28,387 --> 00:40:32,933 Say it's me that you'll adore... 692 00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:35,311 For now and ever more. 693 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:37,313 That's all. 694 00:40:42,985 --> 00:40:45,613 To the new lord of the ladies! 695 00:40:46,822 --> 00:40:49,200 You're a lovely dancer. 696 00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:58,132 - Are you gonna tell Glenn? - About what? 697 00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:01,003 About you and that kid and him squeezing your tush? 698 00:41:01,045 --> 00:41:04,507 He did have very strong hands for a 13-year-old. 699 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:05,674 I could see that. 700 00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:09,220 By the way, thank you for recommending Tony the florist. 701 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:11,514 His flowers were beautiful, and he didn't overcharge me. 702 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:13,474 Good. I'm glad. 703 00:41:13,516 --> 00:41:14,767 And a new girl in town... 704 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:16,977 could certainly use that kind of help on everything. 705 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,188 You got Holly and your mother, right? 706 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:22,441 My mother lives 50 miles away... 707 00:41:22,483 --> 00:41:24,464 and Holly's not into that kind of thing... 708 00:41:24,499 --> 00:41:26,445 so that really only leaves one person. 709 00:41:32,493 --> 00:41:36,497 I would, but, you know, I just-I can't. 710 00:41:36,539 --> 00:41:38,207 I understand. 711 00:41:38,249 --> 00:41:40,501 I just don't know how to go about this. 712 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:44,213 I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500 for a half-eaten wedding cake. 713 00:41:44,255 --> 00:41:48,008 I really gotta concentrate on getting some more gigs. 714 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,678 There's only four Jewish families in this town. 715 00:41:56,434 --> 00:41:58,060 All right. 716 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:04,650 I have never done it for that cheap. 717 00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:08,070 I know for a fact you gave Eric Lamensoft that price. 718 00:42:08,105 --> 00:42:10,322 I did not. 719 00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:12,533 Faye, look at me. 720 00:42:12,575 --> 00:42:15,786 Look me in the eyes. I'm right here. 721 00:42:15,828 --> 00:42:18,873 Don't look away. Did you give him that price or not? 722 00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:25,880 OK. Just that one time. So you got me. 723 00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:28,257 Can I say something? 724 00:42:28,299 --> 00:42:31,886 I deal with a lot of people, but you two look truly happy. 725 00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:34,805 You're gonna make it. I know. Believe me. 726 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:35,848 How do you know? 727 00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:38,309 You can just look at a couple... 728 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,186 and you can tell right away... 729 00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:42,813 they're gonna stay together forever. 730 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:45,775 Like Donald and Ivana... 731 00:42:45,816 --> 00:42:48,402 and Woody and Mia... 732 00:42:48,444 --> 00:42:51,864 and Burt and Loni. 733 00:42:51,906 --> 00:42:53,449 We're not getting married. 734 00:42:53,491 --> 00:42:56,494 That's right. Actually, we're brother and sister. 735 00:42:56,535 --> 00:43:00,081 So that's it. I could sense a closeness. 736 00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:02,208 The weird thing is, when we were growing up... 737 00:43:02,249 --> 00:43:05,002 we didn't get along 'cause I used to do this to her. 738 00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:12,927 We're gonna go now. Come here, sis. 739 00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:15,346 Your ass is grass. 740 00:43:15,388 --> 00:43:17,431 I'm telling Mom when we get home. 741 00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,938 Yes, it's ladies' night... 742 00:43:23,979 --> 00:43:26,065 And the feeling's right. 743 00:43:26,107 --> 00:43:27,817 Yes, it's ladies' night. 744 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,402 Oh, what a... 745 00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:30,403 Oh, what a night. 746 00:43:30,486 --> 00:43:32,113 Yes, it's ladies' night... 747 00:43:32,154 --> 00:43:33,823 And the feeling's right. 748 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:36,742 I've never seen it from this perspective before. 749 00:43:36,784 --> 00:43:38,202 Is this what I look like? 750 00:43:38,244 --> 00:43:40,871 No. You're much better than him. 751 00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:42,623 He's ridiculous. 752 00:43:42,665 --> 00:43:43,624 One... 753 00:43:47,545 --> 00:43:49,839 Romantic lady... 754 00:43:51,382 --> 00:43:54,260 Single baby... 755 00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:59,265 Sophisticated mama... 756 00:43:59,306 --> 00:44:03,978 Come on, you disco lady. 757 00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:05,271 Send me a line, mama. 758 00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:06,981 Yes, it's ladies' night. 759 00:44:07,022 --> 00:44:08,441 Oh, what a night! 760 00:44:09,442 --> 00:44:11,152 Chaka Khan! 761 00:44:11,193 --> 00:44:13,320 Thank you. This is Jimmy Moore... 762 00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:15,906 saying that ain't no sock in my crotch. 763 00:44:15,948 --> 00:44:18,284 Take four, everybody. 764 00:44:18,325 --> 00:44:20,327 Jimmy, that was really good. Thank you. 765 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:21,454 No. Thank you. 766 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:24,665 - For what? - For quitting. 767 00:44:24,707 --> 00:44:28,502 Or... should I thank Linda? 768 00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:31,255 My business has tripled. 769 00:44:32,548 --> 00:44:37,261 You've just inspired me to hire a D.J... 770 00:44:37,303 --> 00:44:39,013 so thank you. 771 00:44:42,308 --> 00:44:47,104 Good luck finding a D.J. who can move and shake like this. 772 00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:55,571 How did you become a wedding singer? 773 00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:59,367 I think I got into it to make some money... 774 00:44:59,408 --> 00:45:01,243 until my music career took off. 775 00:45:01,285 --> 00:45:03,496 And you wanted to be a rock star? 776 00:45:03,537 --> 00:45:07,708 I kind of just wanted to be a songwriter, you know? 777 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:10,211 That's the hardest thing, to write a song. 778 00:45:10,252 --> 00:45:13,381 A song that when people hear it... 779 00:45:13,422 --> 00:45:15,758 they go, "Ohh, I know what that guy was feeling... 780 00:45:15,793 --> 00:45:17,093 "when he wrote that. " 781 00:45:17,134 --> 00:45:18,260 Have you written anything lately? 782 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:20,513 Yeah, I guess. 783 00:45:20,554 --> 00:45:22,098 Will you play it for me? 784 00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:24,016 You don't want to hear it. It's not good. 785 00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:25,601 I'm sure it is. 786 00:45:25,643 --> 00:45:29,230 I wrote half of it when I was with Linda... 787 00:45:29,271 --> 00:45:32,066 and I wrote the other half after we broke up... 788 00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:34,068 so it's a little uneven, you know? 789 00:45:34,110 --> 00:45:37,196 I don't mind. I'd like to hear it. 790 00:45:37,238 --> 00:45:39,865 Yeah, all right. 791 00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:50,126 I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song... 792 00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:52,878 I was listening to The Cure a lot, so... 793 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:55,798 Here we go. 794 00:45:57,425 --> 00:46:00,469 You don't know... 795 00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:02,430 How much... 796 00:46:02,471 --> 00:46:04,932 I need you. 797 00:46:04,974 --> 00:46:09,645 While you're near me... 798 00:46:09,687 --> 00:46:12,773 I don't feel blue. 799 00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:17,153 And when we kiss... 800 00:46:17,194 --> 00:46:21,580 I know you need me, too. 801 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:25,870 I can't believe I found a love... 802 00:46:25,911 --> 00:46:30,166 That's so pure and true... 803 00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:34,253 But it all was bullshit. 804 00:46:34,288 --> 00:46:38,299 It was a goddamn joke... 805 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:42,762 And when I think of you, Linda... 806 00:46:42,803 --> 00:46:46,849 I hope you fuckin' choke. 807 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:50,978 I hope you're glad... 808 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,939 With what you've done to me. 809 00:46:55,107 --> 00:46:56,817 I lay in bed... 810 00:46:56,859 --> 00:46:58,986 All day long... 811 00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:02,198 Feeling melancholy. 812 00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,117 You left me here... 813 00:47:05,159 --> 00:47:07,078 All alone... 814 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,956 Tears running constantly. 815 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:15,503 Oh, somebody kill me, please. 816 00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,258 I'm on my knees. 817 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,469 Pretty, pretty please. 818 00:47:23,511 --> 00:47:26,514 Kill me. 819 00:47:26,555 --> 00:47:30,142 I want to die. 820 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:37,817 Put a bullet in my head. 821 00:47:39,235 --> 00:47:40,945 I liked it. 822 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:45,533 He's losing his mind... 823 00:47:47,076 --> 00:47:49,787 and I'm reaping all the benefits. 824 00:48:00,756 --> 00:48:04,385 Thank you for the ice cream. It always cheers me up. 825 00:48:04,468 --> 00:48:06,394 It's my pleasure. 826 00:48:06,429 --> 00:48:07,805 I feel weird being in this place. 827 00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:11,058 We came here all the time. We used to get chocolate shakes. 828 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,269 May I ask what happened with Linda? 829 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:18,357 She wasn't the right one, I guess. 830 00:48:18,399 --> 00:48:21,068 Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one... 831 00:48:21,110 --> 00:48:22,778 when you were together? 832 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:25,656 I should have. 833 00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,411 I remember we went to the Grand Canyon once. 834 00:48:30,453 --> 00:48:32,580 We were flying there, and I'd never been before... 835 00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:35,958 and Linda had, so you would think... 836 00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:38,377 that she would give me the window seat... 837 00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:40,129 but she didn't. 838 00:48:40,171 --> 00:48:43,174 Not that that's a big deal, you know? 839 00:48:43,215 --> 00:48:45,509 But there were a lot of little things like that. 840 00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:48,137 - I know that sounds stupid. - Not at all. 841 00:48:48,179 --> 00:48:50,410 I think it's the little things that count. 842 00:48:50,445 --> 00:48:52,641 How did you know that Glenn was the right one? 843 00:48:55,978 --> 00:48:57,646 The right one. 844 00:48:57,688 --> 00:49:00,566 I always just envisioned the right one... 845 00:49:00,608 --> 00:49:03,652 being someone I could see myself growing old with. 846 00:49:07,281 --> 00:49:11,452 And Glenn will be a really good-looking older man... 847 00:49:11,494 --> 00:49:13,079 like Blake Carrington. 848 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,122 I'm gonna probably look like Buddy Hackett. 849 00:50:22,588 --> 00:50:24,590 Of course I'm gonna hire him. 850 00:50:24,631 --> 00:50:27,009 He's your best friend and the only limo driver in town. 851 00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:31,764 Yeah. I just like having fun with him. 852 00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:38,979 Wow. Look at him go. 853 00:50:41,774 --> 00:50:43,359 Better move it, man. 854 00:50:45,027 --> 00:50:46,195 You're not gonna make it. 855 00:50:54,244 --> 00:50:56,997 You hit 2 cones. Those could have been people. 856 00:50:57,039 --> 00:50:58,665 Those could have been guests at her wedding. 857 00:51:00,793 --> 00:51:02,294 They were cones. 858 00:51:16,934 --> 00:51:19,228 That was fun today. Wasn't that fun? 859 00:51:19,269 --> 00:51:21,105 That was fun. 860 00:51:21,146 --> 00:51:23,607 - I got the job, right? - Yeah, you did. 861 00:51:23,642 --> 00:51:26,527 It's August 5th, a week from today. 862 00:51:26,568 --> 00:51:28,737 Someone left a jacket in the back. 863 00:51:28,779 --> 00:51:31,198 That's Julia's jacket. 864 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,076 Remember? She took it off on Noxon Street. 865 00:51:34,118 --> 00:51:35,828 She said it's not jacket weather anymore. 866 00:51:35,869 --> 00:51:38,914 - Uh-oh. - What? 867 00:51:38,956 --> 00:51:41,250 - You like her. - No, I don't. 868 00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:43,919 Of course you do. She's a cool chick with a hot ass. 869 00:51:43,961 --> 00:51:46,255 You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck. 870 00:51:46,296 --> 00:51:49,425 Anyway, she told me she likes you. 871 00:51:49,466 --> 00:51:51,260 Really? 872 00:51:51,301 --> 00:51:52,636 She said that? 873 00:51:55,389 --> 00:51:56,515 Think about it. 874 00:51:56,557 --> 00:51:58,976 It's gonna be your first kiss as a married couple. 875 00:51:59,011 --> 00:52:01,061 It's perfectly acceptable to open your mouth. 876 00:52:01,103 --> 00:52:04,064 I just would not want to do that in a church... 877 00:52:04,099 --> 00:52:06,692 in front of God and all of our relatives. 878 00:52:06,734 --> 00:52:09,778 It would gross them out to see me like... 879 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:13,198 No one will ever solve that. 880 00:52:17,911 --> 00:52:19,955 You forgot your jacket in the limo. 881 00:52:19,997 --> 00:52:22,124 Thank you for bringing it back. That's so nice of you. 882 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:23,917 Yeah, it was. 883 00:52:23,959 --> 00:52:26,879 I'll see you later, all right? Have fun today. 884 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,464 Hey, wait a second. 885 00:52:28,505 --> 00:52:31,842 Maybe... he can help us. 886 00:52:31,884 --> 00:52:33,177 You're the expert on this. 887 00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:35,179 We were just having a debate about wedding kisses. 888 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:38,807 I say that it's OK for it to be an open-mouth kiss. 889 00:52:38,849 --> 00:52:41,060 And I say that it's the type of occasion... 890 00:52:41,101 --> 00:52:43,103 where people dress up, so it's not appropriate. 891 00:52:43,145 --> 00:52:45,939 - I see. - What do you want to do? 892 00:52:45,981 --> 00:52:48,650 Thin, tight mouth, and it's over? 893 00:52:48,692 --> 00:52:52,404 No. Thin, partially open. 894 00:52:52,446 --> 00:52:53,829 No tongues, over. 895 00:52:53,864 --> 00:52:57,326 No tongue? Please. There has got to be a little. 896 00:52:57,368 --> 00:52:59,244 Maybe a little tongue. 897 00:52:59,286 --> 00:53:01,705 Not porno tongue. Church tongue. 898 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,499 Church tongue. I like that. 899 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,334 Church tongue? What is that? 900 00:53:05,376 --> 00:53:08,170 I don't know how to describe it. 901 00:53:08,212 --> 00:53:10,047 Well, show me. 902 00:53:13,384 --> 00:53:16,261 Not on me. How about on him? 903 00:53:16,303 --> 00:53:19,473 You don't mind, do you? 904 00:53:19,515 --> 00:53:22,226 Come on, just hold still. Julia, go ahead. 905 00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:29,983 Come on. We're all adults here. 906 00:53:34,238 --> 00:53:37,491 I'm gonna have to see it to make an educated decision. 907 00:53:39,743 --> 00:53:42,371 Well, if it's for educational purposes. 908 00:53:42,413 --> 00:53:45,082 Good. OK. All right, you ready? 909 00:53:45,124 --> 00:53:48,085 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 910 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,421 You may kiss the bride. 911 00:54:17,781 --> 00:54:19,033 Wow. 912 00:54:19,074 --> 00:54:23,328 That... was... great. 913 00:54:23,370 --> 00:54:25,914 Julia, you should do that at the wedding. 914 00:54:27,082 --> 00:54:29,897 I gave her the jacket. 915 00:54:29,932 --> 00:54:32,713 Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly. 916 00:54:34,048 --> 00:54:36,800 I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything. 917 00:54:36,884 --> 00:54:39,303 I just brought her the jacket. 918 00:54:40,721 --> 00:54:41,722 Kissed who? 919 00:54:43,265 --> 00:54:44,641 Oh, me. 920 00:54:44,683 --> 00:54:46,310 Who hasn't? 921 00:54:48,562 --> 00:54:53,025 I got you something. It's called a CD player. 922 00:54:53,067 --> 00:54:54,651 Cost me 700 bucks... 923 00:54:54,693 --> 00:54:57,446 but the sound quality is outstanding. 924 00:54:57,488 --> 00:54:59,281 You want to play a record? 925 00:54:59,323 --> 00:55:02,826 Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs. 926 00:55:02,868 --> 00:55:04,995 It's a CD player. 927 00:55:05,037 --> 00:55:06,830 I'll be upstairs hooking it up. 928 00:55:06,872 --> 00:55:12,086 Oh, my God, Robbie is so amazingly cute. 929 00:55:12,127 --> 00:55:14,505 I think I should go out with him. 930 00:55:18,676 --> 00:55:20,177 Yeah, why not? 931 00:55:20,219 --> 00:55:23,305 You're single, and he's single. It makes sense. 932 00:55:25,057 --> 00:55:27,184 If you don't want me to, I won't do it. 933 00:55:28,686 --> 00:55:30,312 Why would I not want you to? 934 00:55:30,354 --> 00:55:32,398 Good, then I'm going out with him. 935 00:55:32,439 --> 00:55:34,525 Who you going out with? 936 00:55:35,859 --> 00:55:38,153 Good. That guy needs to get laid. 937 00:55:38,195 --> 00:55:39,571 Excuse me. 938 00:55:39,613 --> 00:55:42,241 Because he's going out with me doesn't mean he'll get laid. 939 00:55:45,035 --> 00:55:47,287 All right, he probably will. 940 00:55:47,329 --> 00:55:48,664 Do you think he'll go out with me? 941 00:55:49,957 --> 00:55:52,418 Jules is chums with him. She'll fix it up, won't you? 942 00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:56,130 You know what would be fun? Let's go on a double date. 943 00:59:50,731 --> 00:59:53,233 Robbie, you look so cute tonight. 944 00:59:53,275 --> 00:59:54,818 Thank you. 945 00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:57,738 I like these rubber bracelets. You look like Madonna. 946 00:59:57,773 --> 01:00:00,032 Yeah, that's the idea. 947 01:00:05,537 --> 01:00:06,795 Here you go. 948 01:00:06,830 --> 01:00:09,583 So, Robbie, how's your business going? 949 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,212 I'm actually working on a game plan right now. 950 01:00:13,253 --> 01:00:15,339 You should look into the bond market. 951 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:17,633 - That's where the money is. - Glenn's in junk bonds. 952 01:00:17,674 --> 01:00:20,719 No, Jules, it's high-yield bonds. 953 01:00:20,761 --> 01:00:22,930 Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing? 954 01:00:24,932 --> 01:00:28,185 My grandmother gave me a savings bond when I was a kid. 955 01:00:28,227 --> 01:00:33,440 I get $25 in 1993, so that'll be good. 956 01:00:35,317 --> 01:00:38,195 So we totally look like a couple. 957 01:00:38,237 --> 01:00:39,947 Don't you think we look great together? 958 01:00:41,156 --> 01:00:44,785 David Bowie playing. He's the best. 959 01:00:44,826 --> 01:00:46,453 I think he's coming to town in September. 960 01:00:46,495 --> 01:00:48,789 I love David Bowie. 961 01:00:49,998 --> 01:00:52,459 When I get excited... 962 01:00:52,501 --> 01:00:55,629 My little China girl... 963 01:00:55,671 --> 01:01:00,509 She says, "Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth. " 964 01:01:01,843 --> 01:01:03,637 Shut your mouth. All right. 965 01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:05,472 We all know the words. 966 01:01:05,514 --> 01:01:08,475 God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy. 967 01:01:08,517 --> 01:01:10,978 You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. 968 01:01:11,061 --> 01:01:13,605 That guy is funny. 969 01:01:13,647 --> 01:01:16,316 You know who else I think is sexy? 970 01:01:20,779 --> 01:01:22,322 That's good. Thank you very much. 971 01:01:22,364 --> 01:01:23,657 I gotta go to the bathroom. 972 01:01:23,699 --> 01:01:27,744 Excuse us, guys. We'll be right back. 973 01:01:29,538 --> 01:01:31,582 She'll feel better once she yaks. 974 01:01:31,623 --> 01:01:34,167 I hope so. 975 01:01:43,677 --> 01:01:44,845 So... 976 01:01:46,054 --> 01:01:47,931 Sunday's the big day, huh? 977 01:01:47,973 --> 01:01:49,433 I don't even know your last name. 978 01:01:49,474 --> 01:01:50,851 It's Gulia. 979 01:01:53,812 --> 01:01:56,231 Julia's last name is gonna be Gulia. 980 01:01:56,266 --> 01:01:58,317 Julia Gulia. That's funny. 981 01:01:58,358 --> 01:02:00,235 Why is that funny? 982 01:02:01,904 --> 01:02:03,989 I don't know. 983 01:02:09,369 --> 01:02:10,829 Are you excited? 984 01:02:12,915 --> 01:02:15,209 Yeah. She's paid her dues, been with me four years. 985 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:17,169 I owe it to her to get married. 986 01:02:17,252 --> 01:02:19,796 You had the Long Island iced tea. 987 01:02:19,838 --> 01:02:23,425 Plus, you know, you probably... 988 01:02:23,467 --> 01:02:24,760 you want to get married. 989 01:02:26,553 --> 01:02:28,430 I don't want to break up. 990 01:02:28,472 --> 01:02:30,057 Plus, she was with me before I made my money... 991 01:02:30,098 --> 01:02:31,225 so I know I can trust her. 992 01:02:39,149 --> 01:02:41,902 That is a luscious ass right there, isn't it? 993 01:02:41,944 --> 01:02:43,362 My God. 994 01:02:45,405 --> 01:02:47,658 That's Grade-A, top-choice meat. 995 01:02:47,699 --> 01:02:50,744 Like to bite right through that thing. 996 01:02:50,786 --> 01:02:52,412 Chew on it. 997 01:02:52,454 --> 01:02:54,540 But we can't get chicks like that anymore. 998 01:02:54,581 --> 01:02:55,832 We're too old. 999 01:02:55,874 --> 01:02:57,709 Speak for yourself. I'm not too old. 1000 01:02:57,751 --> 01:02:59,086 I can still get chicks like that. 1001 01:02:59,127 --> 01:03:01,505 Not that hot, though, right? 1002 01:03:02,673 --> 01:03:04,550 I've gotten hotter. 1003 01:03:04,591 --> 01:03:06,051 10 years ago. 1004 01:03:07,386 --> 01:03:09,888 Try 10 days ago. 1005 01:03:11,056 --> 01:03:12,766 Really? 1006 01:03:12,808 --> 01:03:14,351 As hot as that? 1007 01:03:15,852 --> 01:03:18,397 Hotter and younger. 1008 01:03:19,731 --> 01:03:21,942 How do you do it, man? 1009 01:03:21,984 --> 01:03:23,902 How do you do it without getting caught? 1010 01:03:26,321 --> 01:03:28,657 Julia is totally preoccupied with the wedding. 1011 01:03:28,699 --> 01:03:30,200 She doesn't know what's going on. 1012 01:03:30,242 --> 01:03:32,578 Oh, man. 1013 01:03:32,619 --> 01:03:34,663 You know what sucks, though? 1014 01:03:34,705 --> 01:03:38,292 Once you get married, the party's over, right? 1015 01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:39,877 I work in the city, man. 1016 01:03:41,044 --> 01:03:42,796 And I work long hours. 1017 01:03:44,006 --> 01:03:46,008 Yeah, that's something. 1018 01:03:48,135 --> 01:03:50,679 Julia's feeling a little under the weather. 1019 01:03:50,721 --> 01:03:52,222 Told you she was gonna yak. 1020 01:03:52,264 --> 01:03:54,648 Yeah, you called it. 1021 01:03:54,683 --> 01:03:57,102 Why don't you go get your car and meet us out front? 1022 01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:04,818 Oh, God. I forgot my purse. 1023 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,613 Do me a favor and put her in the car with Glenn. 1024 01:04:07,654 --> 01:04:09,615 - No problem. - It's OK. 1025 01:04:13,702 --> 01:04:15,204 I puked. 1026 01:04:15,245 --> 01:04:17,873 OK. Don't worry. 1027 01:04:17,915 --> 01:04:19,666 I vomited in my hair. 1028 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:20,834 All right. 1029 01:04:20,876 --> 01:04:23,545 Does my hair smell bad? 1030 01:04:28,091 --> 01:04:30,010 No, it smells good, actually. 1031 01:04:31,970 --> 01:04:33,764 Just feel better, all right? 1032 01:04:40,395 --> 01:04:42,272 Hi, Glenn. 1033 01:04:46,735 --> 01:04:48,487 Don't puke in the car, all right? 1034 01:04:50,113 --> 01:04:51,406 It'll stink for a week. 1035 01:05:17,224 --> 01:05:20,686 What do you think of Glenn? Do you think he's trustworthy? 1036 01:05:20,769 --> 01:05:22,646 Yeah, he better be. 1037 01:05:23,939 --> 01:05:25,107 Who cares about Glenn? 1038 01:05:26,984 --> 01:05:28,443 You know what I keep thinking about? 1039 01:05:28,478 --> 01:05:29,861 What? 1040 01:05:29,903 --> 01:05:33,073 That soft kiss from the other day. 1041 01:05:34,283 --> 01:05:36,243 It looked really nice. 1042 01:05:38,871 --> 01:05:40,414 Did it feel good? 1043 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:45,252 I don't know. 1044 01:05:45,294 --> 01:05:46,545 I don't remember. 1045 01:05:46,587 --> 01:05:49,339 Could I refresh your memory? 1046 01:06:01,602 --> 01:06:02,769 Yummy. 1047 01:06:06,273 --> 01:06:09,401 So you know Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight. 1048 01:06:12,279 --> 01:06:15,949 Look, Robbie, I know that you're shy... 1049 01:06:15,991 --> 01:06:18,285 and I know that you've been hurt... 1050 01:06:18,327 --> 01:06:23,123 so I'm gonna make this really easy on you. 1051 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,961 If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid. 1052 01:06:28,003 --> 01:06:29,880 Wow. 1053 01:06:31,048 --> 01:06:33,634 Nobody's ever said that to me before. 1054 01:06:35,761 --> 01:06:37,638 I just-I'm telling you... 1055 01:06:37,679 --> 01:06:39,556 my head's kind of a mess right now. 1056 01:06:41,516 --> 01:06:43,936 Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh? 1057 01:06:45,479 --> 01:06:46,688 Does she stay over there a lot? 1058 01:06:49,358 --> 01:06:50,609 Really? 1059 01:06:54,196 --> 01:06:56,406 Oh, my God. 1060 01:06:56,448 --> 01:06:57,449 What? 1061 01:06:57,491 --> 01:07:00,661 I can't believe I never noticed it before. 1062 01:07:04,581 --> 01:07:06,542 You've got a thing for Julia. 1063 01:07:06,577 --> 01:07:09,169 Oh, no, I don't. 1064 01:07:09,211 --> 01:07:10,546 I think she's a very nice girl... 1065 01:07:10,587 --> 01:07:12,839 but she's marrying that jerk-off. 1066 01:07:12,881 --> 01:07:16,176 You know why she's marrying him, don't you? 1067 01:07:19,471 --> 01:07:21,723 The money thing? 1068 01:07:21,765 --> 01:07:24,268 Security? A nice house? 1069 01:07:24,309 --> 01:07:26,520 I guess that's important to some people. 1070 01:07:26,562 --> 01:07:28,779 No, it's... 1071 01:07:28,814 --> 01:07:32,526 It's not important to some people, Robbie. 1072 01:07:32,568 --> 01:07:34,194 It's important to all people. 1073 01:07:34,236 --> 01:07:38,115 Really? Then I guess I'm in big trouble. 1074 01:07:38,156 --> 01:07:40,367 Morning, sunshine. 1075 01:07:43,287 --> 01:07:45,414 I have a bad headache. 1076 01:07:45,455 --> 01:07:47,082 A really bad headache. 1077 01:07:47,165 --> 01:07:49,251 Can I cook you some breakfast? 1078 01:07:52,296 --> 01:07:55,215 How was your bottle of rum last night? 1079 01:07:57,593 --> 01:07:59,803 I didn't vomit on you, did I? 1080 01:08:01,513 --> 01:08:05,934 A little on my shoe, but I was wearing your shoes. 1081 01:08:05,976 --> 01:08:07,269 Good. 1082 01:08:09,730 --> 01:08:12,816 So, did anything happen with Robbie last night? 1083 01:08:16,069 --> 01:08:19,114 A kiss. 1084 01:08:19,156 --> 01:08:21,158 Did you kiss him, or did he kiss you? 1085 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,493 I kissed him. 1086 01:08:23,535 --> 01:08:24,578 And then what? 1087 01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:26,079 Nothing. 1088 01:08:28,749 --> 01:08:32,836 He sure doesn't think much of Glenn, though. 1089 01:08:32,878 --> 01:08:35,088 Really? What did he say? 1090 01:08:35,130 --> 01:08:37,382 That Glenn's a jerk-off. 1091 01:08:41,136 --> 01:08:43,061 Why would he say that? 1092 01:08:43,096 --> 01:08:45,849 Who knows? Maybe he was jealous. 1093 01:08:45,891 --> 01:08:50,103 Don't worry. I told him why you were marrying him. 1094 01:08:50,145 --> 01:08:52,689 Why did you tell him I was marrying him? 1095 01:08:52,731 --> 01:08:54,900 Because you love him... 1096 01:08:54,942 --> 01:08:59,613 and because... 1097 01:08:59,655 --> 01:09:01,823 because with Glenn, you'll have security. 1098 01:09:02,991 --> 01:09:04,952 But that's not why I'm marrying him. 1099 01:09:07,204 --> 01:09:08,914 Then why are you? 1100 01:09:25,013 --> 01:09:27,349 Hi, Rosie. How are you? 1101 01:09:27,391 --> 01:09:28,600 Fine, dear. 1102 01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:31,103 Is Robbie here? I came by to give him something. 1103 01:09:31,144 --> 01:09:34,273 No, Julia. I'm afraid he's not. 1104 01:09:34,314 --> 01:09:37,317 But it's Thursday. You have singing lessons today. 1105 01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:39,027 Not anymore. 1106 01:09:39,069 --> 01:09:41,321 Now that he's gone to the city to get a real job... 1107 01:09:41,363 --> 01:09:43,949 he doesn't have time to give me lessons. 1108 01:09:43,991 --> 01:09:46,326 Why do you think you'd be a good hire for this bank? 1109 01:09:46,368 --> 01:09:48,120 I'm ready to work hard... 1110 01:09:48,161 --> 01:09:50,956 and when I put my mind to something, I go all the way. 1111 01:09:50,998 --> 01:09:52,416 I'll go all the way for you, sir. 1112 01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:55,002 Do you have any experience? 1113 01:09:55,043 --> 01:09:58,714 I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. 1114 01:09:58,755 --> 01:10:02,009 I like it. I use it. I have a little. 1115 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:04,386 I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. 1116 01:10:04,428 --> 01:10:06,847 I'd like to put more in it. That's where you come in. 1117 01:10:09,349 --> 01:10:11,184 He wants to make money. 1118 01:10:11,226 --> 01:10:17,649 Live in a nice house with wide windows and lamps. 1119 01:10:17,733 --> 01:10:21,069 You can't expect him to live forever with his sister... 1120 01:10:21,111 --> 01:10:24,281 and the nipple-twisting that goes on there. 1121 01:10:24,323 --> 01:10:25,866 I thank you for your time. 1122 01:10:25,908 --> 01:10:28,827 Actually, sir, I need this job to impress a girl. 1123 01:10:28,869 --> 01:10:30,537 Will you leave now, please? 1124 01:10:30,579 --> 01:10:32,372 You don't even have to give me the job. 1125 01:10:32,414 --> 01:10:34,541 If you could give me some cards with my name on it... 1126 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:35,667 I think that might help. 1127 01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:38,295 I'm gonna try and go look for him, OK? 1128 01:10:38,337 --> 01:10:40,380 Tell him I'll give him a raise. 1129 01:10:40,422 --> 01:10:42,966 Three meatballs a lesson. 1130 01:10:43,008 --> 01:10:44,468 How about this? 1131 01:10:44,509 --> 01:10:47,054 10 singing lessons for one business card. 1132 01:10:47,095 --> 01:10:49,097 Thank you very much. 1133 01:11:12,788 --> 01:11:15,082 Hey, Julia. What are you doing here? 1134 01:11:15,123 --> 01:11:18,085 I went by Rosie's to find you. 1135 01:11:18,126 --> 01:11:21,380 I'm not doing that anymore. 1136 01:11:21,421 --> 01:11:25,676 I thought that teaching was a big part of your life. 1137 01:11:25,717 --> 01:11:28,303 It was, but now I'm doing some stuff... 1138 01:11:28,345 --> 01:11:30,931 to better my situation. 1139 01:11:30,973 --> 01:11:32,474 Sounds kind of selfish. 1140 01:11:33,892 --> 01:11:36,395 It's not selfish. There's a lot of money out there. 1141 01:11:36,436 --> 01:11:37,688 I'm trying to get my hands on some. 1142 01:11:37,729 --> 01:11:40,440 But you don't want to be just another yuppie idiot. 1143 01:11:40,482 --> 01:11:41,775 What's wrong with that? 1144 01:11:41,817 --> 01:11:44,528 Don't want to live in my sister's basement anymore. 1145 01:11:44,570 --> 01:11:47,197 I want to get a big house, have some security. 1146 01:11:48,490 --> 01:11:50,951 Can't do that doing favors for people all the time... 1147 01:11:50,993 --> 01:11:52,286 getting paid in meatballs. 1148 01:11:52,327 --> 01:11:54,454 But you're above all that material bullshit. 1149 01:11:54,496 --> 01:11:57,457 I don't know. We're living in a material world... 1150 01:11:57,499 --> 01:12:00,335 and I am a material girl. Or boy. 1151 01:12:00,377 --> 01:12:02,546 No, you're not. 1152 01:12:02,588 --> 01:12:04,715 What about you? You're into material shit. 1153 01:12:06,341 --> 01:12:07,467 What do you mean? 1154 01:12:07,509 --> 01:12:09,928 You're marrying Glenn 'cause he's got money. 1155 01:12:18,562 --> 01:12:20,314 You asshole. 1156 01:12:32,326 --> 01:12:35,787 Oh, my gosh. She made me a present. 1157 01:12:35,871 --> 01:12:37,873 I am an asshole! 1158 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,753 You're going to the mental institution. 1159 01:12:42,794 --> 01:12:43,795 Beat it! 1160 01:13:07,611 --> 01:13:09,870 - Rudy. - Same? 1161 01:13:09,905 --> 01:13:12,032 Give me the same, please. 1162 01:13:15,285 --> 01:13:16,411 What's up? 1163 01:13:16,453 --> 01:13:18,413 - There he is. - You all right? 1164 01:13:18,455 --> 01:13:20,999 You know something? 1165 01:13:21,041 --> 01:13:22,709 You were right. You've always been right. 1166 01:13:22,751 --> 01:13:25,128 What have I been so right about? 1167 01:13:25,170 --> 01:13:29,007 Women. You just have fun with them. 1168 01:13:29,049 --> 01:13:31,385 You get emotionally involved, and they end up... 1169 01:13:31,426 --> 01:13:32,678 What do they do to you? 1170 01:13:34,555 --> 01:13:37,724 They rip your heart out of your ass. 1171 01:13:37,766 --> 01:13:39,393 That's right. 1172 01:13:39,434 --> 01:13:42,062 Did something happen with Julia? 1173 01:13:42,104 --> 01:13:45,232 I went on that double date, right? 1174 01:13:45,274 --> 01:13:47,859 And the moron she's gonna marry... 1175 01:13:47,894 --> 01:13:50,445 actually tells me he cheats on her. 1176 01:13:50,487 --> 01:13:52,489 But can I tell her? 1177 01:13:52,531 --> 01:13:55,075 No. Who am I to break up a marriage? 1178 01:13:55,117 --> 01:13:57,911 You need a prostitute. 1179 01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:06,461 Anyways... I'm confused. 1180 01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:08,630 Because you like her. 1181 01:14:11,049 --> 01:14:13,886 I think I'm in love with her. 1182 01:14:15,888 --> 01:14:18,599 But I gotta get that out of my head, you know? 1183 01:14:21,852 --> 01:14:24,479 From now on, I'm gonna be like you. 1184 01:14:24,521 --> 01:14:26,773 I'm gonna be with a different chick every night... 1185 01:14:26,815 --> 01:14:28,282 and then I'll send them packin'. 1186 01:14:28,317 --> 01:14:30,944 Sounds like you got it all figured out. 1187 01:14:30,986 --> 01:14:34,781 I'm gonna have to give them cab money to go home... 1188 01:14:34,823 --> 01:14:35,991 because I'll feel bad if I don't... 1189 01:14:36,033 --> 01:14:37,826 but after that, it's Bye-Bye, Birdie. 1190 01:14:39,661 --> 01:14:42,129 That's it, man, starting right now. 1191 01:14:42,164 --> 01:14:45,667 We are gonna be free and happy the rest of our lives. 1192 01:14:50,797 --> 01:14:53,759 I'm not happy. I'm miserable. 1193 01:14:53,842 --> 01:14:55,636 What? 1194 01:14:55,677 --> 01:14:58,972 I grew up idolizing guys... 1195 01:14:59,014 --> 01:15:01,308 like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino... 1196 01:15:01,350 --> 01:15:02,816 'cause they got a lot of chicks. 1197 01:15:02,851 --> 01:15:05,854 You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? 1198 01:15:05,889 --> 01:15:09,399 I read that Fonzie wants to be a director... 1199 01:15:09,441 --> 01:15:13,070 and Barbarino, I think, the mechanical bull movie. 1200 01:15:13,111 --> 01:15:14,238 I didn't see it yet. 1201 01:15:14,279 --> 01:15:19,159 Their shows got canceled 'cause no one wants to see 1202 01:15:19,201 --> 01:15:21,745 a 50-year-old guy hitting on chicks. 1203 01:15:23,247 --> 01:15:24,581 What are you saying? 1204 01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:27,376 What I'm saying is, all I really want... 1205 01:15:27,411 --> 01:15:29,843 is someone to hold me... 1206 01:15:29,878 --> 01:15:34,550 and tell me that everything is gonna be all right. 1207 01:15:35,551 --> 01:15:38,845 Everything is gonna be all right. 1208 01:15:42,891 --> 01:15:44,601 If you found someone you can love... 1209 01:15:44,643 --> 01:15:46,853 you can't let her get away. 1210 01:15:48,647 --> 01:15:51,942 You're right, man. Thank you, Sammy. 1211 01:15:51,984 --> 01:15:53,777 Don't tell anyone what I said. 1212 01:15:57,531 --> 01:15:59,491 Mom. 1213 01:16:00,701 --> 01:16:02,786 Do you really like Glenn? 1214 01:16:02,828 --> 01:16:05,706 Oh, sure, honey. What's not to like? 1215 01:16:05,747 --> 01:16:07,708 He's rich, he's charming, he's handsome... 1216 01:16:07,749 --> 01:16:11,086 and now he's really got it all 'cause he's got you. 1217 01:16:14,548 --> 01:16:16,633 Honey, what's the matter? 1218 01:16:18,594 --> 01:16:21,722 I don't know if I'm in love with him anymore. 1219 01:16:21,763 --> 01:16:25,017 Why? What happened? 1220 01:16:28,687 --> 01:16:32,065 I just don't know if he's the right guy for me. 1221 01:16:33,859 --> 01:16:36,069 And I've been spending a lot of time... 1222 01:16:36,111 --> 01:16:39,239 with this other man, Robbie Hart. 1223 01:16:39,281 --> 01:16:42,576 The wedding singer? 1224 01:16:42,618 --> 01:16:45,537 You're thinking of leaving Glenn for the wedding singer? 1225 01:16:46,955 --> 01:16:49,082 I don't know what I'm thinking. 1226 01:16:49,124 --> 01:16:50,417 I'm confused. 1227 01:16:50,459 --> 01:16:52,794 I know, sweetie. 1228 01:16:52,836 --> 01:16:56,089 You've got what is known as the jitters, cold feet. 1229 01:16:56,131 --> 01:16:59,509 Everybody has 'em. I had 'em. 1230 01:16:59,551 --> 01:17:01,345 Course, I should have run screaming down the street... 1231 01:17:01,386 --> 01:17:04,431 instead of marrying your father, but Glenn is different. 1232 01:17:04,473 --> 01:17:05,599 He's a keeper. 1233 01:17:07,768 --> 01:17:10,479 You're gonna marry Glenn on Sunday. 1234 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,397 You're gonna love him... 1235 01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,399 and everything's gonna be wonderful. 1236 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:20,489 Where's your veil? It's downstairs. 1237 01:17:20,531 --> 01:17:21,823 I'll go get it. 1238 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,936 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1239 01:17:51,019 --> 01:17:52,771 I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. 1240 01:17:55,399 --> 01:17:59,862 Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'm Julia Gulia. 1241 01:18:04,074 --> 01:18:06,076 Right when I wake up in the morning... 1242 01:18:06,118 --> 01:18:08,328 you're the first person that pops in my head. 1243 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:11,164 I keep thinking about you over and over. 1244 01:18:11,206 --> 01:18:15,419 It's nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. 1245 01:18:25,637 --> 01:18:28,140 I'm pleased to meet you. 1246 01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:29,933 I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. 1247 01:18:31,393 --> 01:18:34,187 Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding. 1248 01:19:11,808 --> 01:19:13,060 Pretty good? 1249 01:19:15,103 --> 01:19:16,271 What happened? 1250 01:19:16,313 --> 01:19:20,067 She just looked way too happy. I couldn't do it. 1251 01:19:20,108 --> 01:19:22,986 I'm sorry, man. 1252 01:19:23,028 --> 01:19:25,739 Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double. 1253 01:19:25,781 --> 01:19:28,283 Actually, Rudy, don't even worry about it. 1254 01:19:28,318 --> 01:19:29,576 I brought my own. 1255 01:19:29,618 --> 01:19:31,787 You can't drink that in here. 1256 01:19:31,822 --> 01:19:33,914 All right. 1257 01:19:33,956 --> 01:19:37,042 I'll finish up in the alley. Are you guys coming? 1258 01:19:46,468 --> 01:19:49,471 It's the wedding singer. 1259 01:19:49,513 --> 01:19:51,473 Hey, Glenn. What's up? 1260 01:19:51,515 --> 01:19:54,518 I heard you couldn't close the deal with Holly. 1261 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,478 What's the matter with that? You're not... 1262 01:19:56,513 --> 01:19:58,445 You like women, right? 1263 01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:00,315 Not as much as you do, I guess. 1264 01:20:00,357 --> 01:20:03,151 We're gonna have a little pre-bachelor party. 1265 01:20:03,193 --> 01:20:05,404 You want to come and have a beer? 1266 01:20:05,445 --> 01:20:06,613 You're ridiculous, man. 1267 01:20:08,115 --> 01:20:10,951 Stop all this cheating shit, moron. 1268 01:20:10,993 --> 01:20:12,119 She's a good girl. 1269 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,704 Hey, asswipe... 1270 01:20:15,455 --> 01:20:17,124 don't go snitchin' to Julia about this. 1271 01:20:17,165 --> 01:20:19,668 I know you got some little crush on her... 1272 01:20:19,703 --> 01:20:21,879 but you gotta face the facts. 1273 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,172 She'd rather go to bed with a real man... 1274 01:20:24,214 --> 01:20:25,549 not some poor singing orphan. 1275 01:20:28,468 --> 01:20:31,054 All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight... 1276 01:20:31,096 --> 01:20:32,723 since I was in the fifth grade... 1277 01:20:32,764 --> 01:20:35,058 but I beat the shit out of that kid... 1278 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,810 so now I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1279 01:20:38,478 --> 01:20:40,522 What are you doing? 1280 01:20:40,564 --> 01:20:42,566 I'm sorry. 1281 01:20:42,608 --> 01:20:44,776 I used to be much stronger. 1282 01:20:52,701 --> 01:20:54,328 Why don't you write a song about this? 1283 01:20:54,369 --> 01:20:55,787 You can call it... 1284 01:20:55,829 --> 01:20:58,498 "I got punched in the nose... 1285 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,043 "for stickin' my face in other people's business. " 1286 01:21:05,589 --> 01:21:07,424 Way to go. 1287 01:21:07,466 --> 01:21:09,968 Sounds like a country song. 1288 01:21:25,192 --> 01:21:27,986 Kiss my grits. 1289 01:21:34,159 --> 01:21:38,872 I can see that you're drunk, and that's OK. 1290 01:21:38,914 --> 01:21:41,089 I'm still gonna tell you this. 1291 01:21:41,124 --> 01:21:43,627 I really miss you, and I want to come back. 1292 01:21:45,295 --> 01:21:47,422 I don't want to be alone anymore. 1293 01:21:49,424 --> 01:21:51,677 You're not alone anymore. 1294 01:21:51,718 --> 01:21:53,512 Linda's back. 1295 01:22:37,472 --> 01:22:39,683 Can I help you? 1296 01:22:43,103 --> 01:22:44,396 Is Robbie here? 1297 01:22:46,231 --> 01:22:48,233 I'm afraid he's indisposed. 1298 01:22:52,029 --> 01:22:53,197 Shower. 1299 01:22:57,701 --> 01:22:59,244 You must be Linda. 1300 01:22:59,286 --> 01:23:02,748 Yeah, that's me... Robbie's fiancee. 1301 01:23:02,789 --> 01:23:04,750 Who are you? 1302 01:23:04,791 --> 01:23:06,043 I'm Julia Sullivan. 1303 01:23:08,086 --> 01:23:10,422 Would you tell him that I came by to see him? 1304 01:23:10,464 --> 01:23:12,799 Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer. 1305 01:23:12,841 --> 01:23:14,218 It's Julia. 1306 01:23:31,735 --> 01:23:34,404 Wake up, sleepyhead. 1307 01:23:34,446 --> 01:23:37,324 This is the first day of our new life together. 1308 01:23:39,743 --> 01:23:40,869 Wake me up... 1309 01:23:40,911 --> 01:23:42,871 Before you go-go. 1310 01:23:42,913 --> 01:23:46,875 Don't leave me hanging on like a solo. 1311 01:23:58,220 --> 01:23:59,471 What are you doing here? 1312 01:24:01,223 --> 01:24:05,018 Well, you passed out, so I took care of you. 1313 01:24:05,060 --> 01:24:07,521 What? Why'd you take care of me? 1314 01:24:09,231 --> 01:24:12,359 I told you last night. I realized I was wrong... 1315 01:24:12,401 --> 01:24:14,528 and I want to take care of you for good. 1316 01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:15,696 I can learn to deal with the fact... 1317 01:24:15,737 --> 01:24:19,032 that you're a wedding singer and not a rock star. 1318 01:24:19,074 --> 01:24:20,868 You can learn to deal with that? 1319 01:24:20,909 --> 01:24:23,912 I don't want you to learn to deal with that. 1320 01:24:23,947 --> 01:24:27,082 That's not how it works. Jeez! 1321 01:24:30,085 --> 01:24:32,671 Maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better. 1322 01:24:32,713 --> 01:24:35,048 Hey, psycho... 1323 01:24:35,090 --> 01:24:36,884 I'm not gonna feel better about this. 1324 01:24:36,925 --> 01:24:38,677 It's over. 1325 01:24:38,719 --> 01:24:41,054 Now please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt... 1326 01:24:41,096 --> 01:24:43,348 before you jinx the band and they break up. 1327 01:24:48,103 --> 01:24:50,355 So you're still pissed about that wedding thing. 1328 01:25:03,577 --> 01:25:04,620 Glenn, good morning. 1329 01:25:09,583 --> 01:25:11,710 Hey, baby. 1330 01:25:11,752 --> 01:25:13,795 You gonna make breakfast in bed? 1331 01:25:15,505 --> 01:25:18,300 Actually, I've been doing some thinking, and... 1332 01:25:19,801 --> 01:25:21,929 I don't need a big wedding... 1333 01:25:21,970 --> 01:25:24,181 and I think that I've been really selfish... 1334 01:25:24,223 --> 01:25:27,684 making you do something you don't even want to do. 1335 01:25:30,145 --> 01:25:31,647 You wanna go to Vegas? 1336 01:25:34,942 --> 01:25:37,569 All right. Let's go. 1337 01:25:40,155 --> 01:25:43,408 There were bells... 1338 01:25:43,492 --> 01:25:46,453 On a hill... 1339 01:25:46,537 --> 01:25:52,251 But I never heard them ringing. 1340 01:25:52,292 --> 01:25:56,755 No, I never heard them at all... 1341 01:25:56,797 --> 01:26:02,302 'Til there was you. 1342 01:26:03,845 --> 01:26:08,559 And there was music... 1343 01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:13,730 And there were wonderful roses. 1344 01:26:13,772 --> 01:26:16,650 They tell me... 1345 01:26:16,692 --> 01:26:18,652 In sweet... 1346 01:26:18,694 --> 01:26:22,322 Fragrant meadows... 1347 01:26:22,364 --> 01:26:29,371 Of dawn and dew. 1348 01:26:29,413 --> 01:26:31,957 There was love... 1349 01:26:31,999 --> 01:26:33,000 All around... 1350 01:26:33,041 --> 01:26:36,879 Flight number 1156 is now ready for boarding. 1351 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:41,425 We'd like to ask passengers traveling with small children... 1352 01:26:41,466 --> 01:26:46,513 I never heard it at all... 1353 01:26:46,555 --> 01:26:53,395 'Til there was you. 1354 01:26:53,437 --> 01:26:55,314 I just always envisioned the right one... 1355 01:26:55,355 --> 01:26:57,566 being someone I could grow old with. 1356 01:27:04,364 --> 01:27:06,783 I know. I'll go get the car. 1357 01:27:08,243 --> 01:27:10,787 Rosie, congratulations. 1358 01:27:10,829 --> 01:27:12,164 I gotta go take care of something, OK? 1359 01:27:12,206 --> 01:27:14,875 I know you do. Go get her. 1360 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,877 All right. 1361 01:27:16,919 --> 01:27:18,462 - I need to talk to you. - I can't talk right now. 1362 01:27:18,503 --> 01:27:21,715 - Are you back with Linda? - No. Who said that? 1363 01:27:21,757 --> 01:27:24,343 Julia. She went to your house... 1364 01:27:24,384 --> 01:27:26,220 to tell you she was falling for you... 1365 01:27:26,261 --> 01:27:28,263 and Linda answered the door in her underwear. 1366 01:27:28,298 --> 01:27:29,640 She was so upset... 1367 01:27:29,681 --> 01:27:31,516 she and Glenn jumped a plane to Vegas. 1368 01:27:31,558 --> 01:27:33,685 What do you mean? They're getting married tomorrow. 1369 01:27:33,727 --> 01:27:36,021 Apparently, that wasn't soon enough. 1370 01:27:38,190 --> 01:27:39,191 I said, hip, hop... 1371 01:27:39,274 --> 01:27:41,360 A- hippie to the hippie to the hip, hip, hop. 1372 01:27:41,401 --> 01:27:43,612 You don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang boogie... 1373 01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:44,863 Say, up comes the boogie... 1374 01:27:44,905 --> 01:27:46,323 To the rhythm of the boogie that beats. 1375 01:27:46,365 --> 01:27:48,367 We're now ready for our general boarding. 1376 01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:50,285 That's it, sweetie. Ready to go? 1377 01:27:52,246 --> 01:27:55,332 This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. 1378 01:27:55,374 --> 01:27:57,376 You want to do some gambling and fun right away... 1379 01:27:57,417 --> 01:27:58,585 or just get married? 1380 01:27:58,627 --> 01:28:00,504 I just want to get married. 1381 01:28:00,546 --> 01:28:02,422 You're never going to find her. 1382 01:28:02,464 --> 01:28:04,633 There's got to be a million wedding chapels in Vegas. 1383 01:28:04,675 --> 01:28:06,843 - Does anybody have a pen? - What for? 1384 01:28:06,885 --> 01:28:08,387 I got a good idea for a song. 1385 01:28:08,428 --> 01:28:10,889 - Here. - Thank you. 1386 01:28:15,936 --> 01:28:17,145 Thank you. 1387 01:28:17,229 --> 01:28:18,230 Hey, I'm sorry. 1388 01:28:18,272 --> 01:28:19,940 Can I help you? 1389 01:28:19,982 --> 01:28:21,942 I need a ticket for Las Vegas, please. 1390 01:28:23,861 --> 01:28:26,947 We only have one seat left in our first-class section. 1391 01:28:26,989 --> 01:28:28,448 The next flight leaves in the morning. 1392 01:28:29,825 --> 01:28:32,077 Can I borrow your credit card? 1393 01:28:32,119 --> 01:28:33,954 You're going to pay me back, right? 1394 01:28:33,996 --> 01:28:35,998 No, but if you don't give it to me... 1395 01:28:36,039 --> 01:28:39,710 I'm going to tell everybody what you said at the bar. 1396 01:28:39,751 --> 01:28:40,919 Thanks. 1397 01:28:40,961 --> 01:28:43,130 That was really nice of you. 1398 01:28:43,171 --> 01:28:44,339 Thanks. 1399 01:28:44,381 --> 01:28:46,341 Do you like Flock of Seagulls? 1400 01:28:46,383 --> 01:28:48,635 I can see you do. 1401 01:28:48,677 --> 01:28:50,137 - Wish me luck. - Go get her! 1402 01:29:01,815 --> 01:29:03,150 Do you mind if we switched seats... 1403 01:29:03,192 --> 01:29:04,610 and I sat in the window seat? 1404 01:29:06,570 --> 01:29:08,155 I hate the aisle seat. 1405 01:29:08,197 --> 01:29:10,949 Every time that cart comes by, it bangs me in the elbows. 1406 01:29:10,991 --> 01:29:14,953 Your arms are smaller than mine, Jules. 1407 01:29:14,995 --> 01:29:19,166 I know. I just never saw the lights of Vegas before. 1408 01:29:20,959 --> 01:29:22,461 Tell you what. 1409 01:29:22,502 --> 01:29:25,130 How about I let you lean over me when we fly over the strip? 1410 01:29:33,639 --> 01:29:35,140 Thank you. 1411 01:29:36,391 --> 01:29:37,559 Hot towel? 1412 01:29:39,978 --> 01:29:41,855 Thanks. 1413 01:29:51,490 --> 01:29:54,243 Oh, my. I'm sorry. 1414 01:29:55,410 --> 01:29:57,538 I've never been on first class before. 1415 01:29:57,579 --> 01:29:59,957 My name is Joyce. Just buzz if you need anything. 1416 01:29:59,998 --> 01:30:02,209 Thank you. Here. 1417 01:30:07,089 --> 01:30:08,882 Sir? 1418 01:30:08,924 --> 01:30:10,384 Is that Billy Idol? 1419 01:30:12,135 --> 01:30:14,388 - I believe it is. - Oh, my God. 1420 01:30:14,429 --> 01:30:17,099 Would you like some champagne or some orange juice? 1421 01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:18,767 How much is it? 1422 01:30:18,809 --> 01:30:21,895 - It's free. - It's what? 1423 01:30:21,937 --> 01:30:24,147 Holy shit, this is incredible. 1424 01:30:24,189 --> 01:30:25,440 Actually, I shouldn't drink. 1425 01:30:25,524 --> 01:30:28,652 I fell in love with this girl who's going to marry an idiot... 1426 01:30:28,694 --> 01:30:30,696 so I'm on my way to Vegas to stop them. 1427 01:30:30,779 --> 01:30:34,199 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 1428 01:30:34,241 --> 01:30:35,617 Where are they getting married? 1429 01:30:35,701 --> 01:30:36,625 I don't know where... 1430 01:30:36,660 --> 01:30:38,453 but I'm going to run around and find them. 1431 01:30:38,495 --> 01:30:39,955 I got to do what I got to do. 1432 01:30:50,632 --> 01:30:52,259 Next time they come by, grab me a Heineken. 1433 01:31:00,475 --> 01:31:02,269 She comes over to tell me how she feels... 1434 01:31:02,311 --> 01:31:04,278 and Linda answers the door... 1435 01:31:04,313 --> 01:31:06,815 wearing nothing but my Van Halen t-shirt. 1436 01:31:06,857 --> 01:31:08,442 No way. 1437 01:31:08,483 --> 01:31:09,693 I don't know what to do. 1438 01:31:09,735 --> 01:31:12,237 She's getting married, and he's going to ruin her life. 1439 01:31:12,279 --> 01:31:14,531 Glenn doesn't deserve her. 1440 01:31:14,573 --> 01:31:16,658 All he cares about are possessions... 1441 01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:20,662 fancy cars, CD players. 1442 01:31:20,704 --> 01:31:23,165 Even women are possessions to him. 1443 01:31:23,207 --> 01:31:24,333 Billy idol gets it. 1444 01:31:24,374 --> 01:31:26,251 I don't know why she doesn't get it. 1445 01:31:26,293 --> 01:31:27,544 I hope you find her. 1446 01:31:27,586 --> 01:31:29,254 You guys will not believe this. 1447 01:31:29,296 --> 01:31:31,340 Some creep in coach who thinks he's Don Johnson... 1448 01:31:31,381 --> 01:31:34,134 just asked me to be part of the mile-high club. 1449 01:31:34,176 --> 01:31:37,763 He said I was Grade-A, top-choice meat. 1450 01:31:43,852 --> 01:31:45,479 Is he right in here? 1451 01:31:47,523 --> 01:31:49,024 What's the mile-high club? 1452 01:31:59,159 --> 01:32:01,078 Oh, my God. The mile-high guy is Glenn. 1453 01:32:01,119 --> 01:32:02,579 They're on this plane. 1454 01:32:02,621 --> 01:32:04,289 No way! 1455 01:32:04,331 --> 01:32:05,457 You guys got to help me. 1456 01:32:05,499 --> 01:32:07,167 Right! 1457 01:32:10,420 --> 01:32:12,464 Good afternoon, everyone. 1458 01:32:12,506 --> 01:32:16,260 We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet... 1459 01:32:16,301 --> 01:32:19,638 and we got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. 1460 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,849 And now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. 1461 01:32:22,891 --> 01:32:24,851 One of our first-class passengers... 1462 01:32:24,893 --> 01:32:26,311 would like to sing you a song... 1463 01:32:26,353 --> 01:32:28,313 inspired by one of our coach passengers. 1464 01:32:28,355 --> 01:32:31,316 And since we let our first-class passengers... 1465 01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:35,028 do pretty much whatever they want, here he is. 1466 01:32:37,239 --> 01:32:40,617 I wanna make you smile... 1467 01:32:40,659 --> 01:32:43,036 Whenever you're sad... 1468 01:32:43,078 --> 01:32:44,329 Carry you around... 1469 01:32:44,371 --> 01:32:46,915 When your arthritis is bad. 1470 01:32:46,957 --> 01:32:49,668 Oh, all I wanna do... 1471 01:32:49,710 --> 01:32:52,379 Is grow old with you. 1472 01:32:55,382 --> 01:32:57,467 I'll get you medicine... 1473 01:32:57,509 --> 01:33:01,054 When your tummy aches... 1474 01:33:01,096 --> 01:33:02,681 Build you a fire... 1475 01:33:02,723 --> 01:33:04,725 If the furnace breaks. 1476 01:33:04,766 --> 01:33:08,437 Oh, it could be so nice... 1477 01:33:08,472 --> 01:33:11,064 Growin' old with you. 1478 01:33:14,067 --> 01:33:16,153 I'll miss you... 1479 01:33:16,195 --> 01:33:18,447 Kiss you... 1480 01:33:18,488 --> 01:33:20,157 Give you my coat... 1481 01:33:20,199 --> 01:33:22,701 When you are cold... 1482 01:33:22,784 --> 01:33:24,911 Need you... 1483 01:33:24,946 --> 01:33:27,039 Feed you... 1484 01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:28,707 Even let you hold... 1485 01:33:28,749 --> 01:33:30,751 The remote control. 1486 01:33:34,630 --> 01:33:36,632 What the hell's that fruit doing here? 1487 01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,513 Get out of the way! 1488 01:33:43,555 --> 01:33:45,390 Excuse me, sir. I have to serve the beverages. 1489 01:33:52,814 --> 01:33:55,484 How you doing, sir? Chicken or fish? 1490 01:33:55,526 --> 01:33:56,985 Get out of my way, or you're going to get hurt. 1491 01:33:58,195 --> 01:34:00,697 Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way. 1492 01:34:04,826 --> 01:34:06,787 So let me clear the dishes... 1493 01:34:06,828 --> 01:34:09,873 In our kitchen sink... 1494 01:34:09,915 --> 01:34:11,041 Put you to bed... 1495 01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:13,293 When you've had too much to drink. 1496 01:34:15,712 --> 01:34:18,257 I could be the man... 1497 01:34:18,298 --> 01:34:22,469 Who grows old with you. 1498 01:34:22,511 --> 01:34:25,013 I wanna grow old... 1499 01:34:25,055 --> 01:34:27,349 With you. 1500 01:34:36,233 --> 01:34:38,861 That was the most beautiful song. 1501 01:34:38,902 --> 01:34:40,612 I got a confession to make. 1502 01:34:40,654 --> 01:34:43,448 That song was about you. 1503 01:34:43,490 --> 01:34:44,950 Good. 1504 01:34:44,992 --> 01:34:47,286 I'm in love with you. 1505 01:34:48,787 --> 01:34:51,540 I am so in love with you. 1506 01:34:53,584 --> 01:34:55,294 That wasn't a bad song. 1507 01:34:55,377 --> 01:34:57,796 I'm going to tell those record company guys about you. 1508 01:34:57,838 --> 01:35:00,090 You mind if I give her a kiss first? 1509 01:35:00,132 --> 01:35:02,175 Do what you got to do. 1510 01:35:22,154 --> 01:35:24,427 I know this... 1511 01:35:24,462 --> 01:35:26,700 Much is... 1512 01:35:26,742 --> 01:35:28,035 True. 1513 01:35:31,788 --> 01:35:34,583 I know this... 1514 01:35:34,625 --> 01:35:36,460 Much is... 1515 01:35:36,501 --> 01:35:38,295 True. 1516 01:35:39,296 --> 01:35:41,173 I know, I know, I know... 1517 01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:43,675 This much is true. 1518 01:35:43,717 --> 01:35:45,969 Oh, yes, I do... 1519 01:35:46,011 --> 01:35:50,140 Robbie and Julia.