1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:05,131 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:52,819 Welcome to the Brinkley School and our first-grade show. I'm George Hanson. 3 00:00:52,899 --> 00:00:58,339 This afternoon we are proud to present our own adaptation of The Little Mermaid. 4 00:00:58,419 --> 00:01:03,700 Music will be provided by the Brinkley Trio, led by my co-teacher Melissa Marx. 5 00:01:08,221 --> 00:01:09,701 Now on with the show. 6 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:14,382 Hi. I'm Nina Borowski, and I think all of you are new here, 7 00:01:14,462 --> 00:01:17,222 so welcome to the Cobble Hill Community Center. 8 00:01:17,302 --> 00:01:21,223 I'll be your group leader, and we can talk about whatever you'd like: 9 00:01:21,303 --> 00:01:24,704 School, home, jobs, 10 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,984 sex, anything. 11 00:01:28,704 --> 00:01:31,305 Sea snakes. 12 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:35,025 Stingrays. 13 00:01:39,346 --> 00:01:41,266 Did I miss anything? 14 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:43,667 - Honey, I just signed Castro. - Shh! 15 00:01:45,027 --> 00:01:47,507 Sally, you're on. 16 00:01:52,468 --> 00:01:55,389 I know exactly what you've come for. 17 00:01:55,469 --> 00:01:58,589 There's this boy I've been seeing, and now he wants to fuck me. 18 00:01:58,669 --> 00:02:02,030 - He's only gonna hurt you. - Do you wanna fuck him? 19 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:04,510 Well, he's cute. 20 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:08,471 - Does he say he loves you? - Yeah, but he just wants to get in my pants. 21 00:02:08,551 --> 00:02:11,911 But do you love him? Nina, isn't that right? 22 00:02:11,991 --> 00:02:14,111 Well, I don't know about that. 23 00:02:14,191 --> 00:02:19,152 But what I do know is, if I have sex with a guy, I want him to be my friend. 24 00:02:19,232 --> 00:02:21,593 So let's start with do you like him? 25 00:02:21,673 --> 00:02:25,193 I'll give you anything, if I can have my prince. 26 00:02:25,273 --> 00:02:27,394 Come with me then. 27 00:02:27,474 --> 00:02:31,274 And whilst my slave girl weaves her magic spell, 28 00:02:31,354 --> 00:02:33,355 I will cut off your tongue! 29 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:37,835 Slave girl, play! 30 00:02:47,357 --> 00:02:49,357 Where is he? 31 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:56,118 - Who are you looking for, George? - Just a friend of mine. 32 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:59,199 He says if I don't fuck him, he'll find another girlfriend. 33 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:05,280 Kiesha, I don't claim to be an expert on love, but I do know what can screw up your life. 34 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,680 - So should I do it? - You can say no. 35 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,241 Keeping your boyfriend happy is not your full-time job. 36 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:15,321 You've got school, family, 37 00:03:15,401 --> 00:03:18,282 work, your friends... 38 00:03:18,362 --> 00:03:20,362 You call the shots. 39 00:03:22,522 --> 00:03:24,843 You guys were great! 40 00:03:24,923 --> 00:03:27,363 Excuse us. Come on. Get in line. 41 00:03:37,085 --> 00:03:39,805 - Daddy! - Oh, you were great. 42 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:42,646 - You were terrific. I loved you up there. - Mommy! 43 00:03:42,726 --> 00:03:46,006 Mr Hanson, that was a great show. I think that was your best yet. 44 00:03:46,086 --> 00:03:49,127 - We had a great sea witch and cast. - Don't be so humble. 45 00:03:49,207 --> 00:03:52,487 I've seen a lot of kids' shows - they bore me. This one had grit. 46 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,888 - Grit? - Yeah. It was the real stuff. Not all gooey. 47 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:58,808 - Thank you, Mr Miller. - Call me Sidney. Let's go. 48 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:02,849 George, we're having a few people for dinner. We'd love it if you'd join us. 49 00:04:02,929 --> 00:04:06,809 - That'd be great. - I'm sorry, Mrs Miller. I'm meeting a friend. 50 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:09,930 Bring your friend. It's casual. Everyone's dying to meet you. 51 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,090 - Really? - Listen, you're a hero. 52 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:15,611 Who cares if I can get Fidel a million dollars to write his diary? 53 00:04:15,691 --> 00:04:18,531 - You're fighting for the future of this country. - 7.30. 54 00:04:18,611 --> 00:04:23,372 You were so good. I can't believe how good you were. I loved everything... 55 00:04:23,452 --> 00:04:25,452 Where's Dr Joley? 56 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:30,373 I'd kill my boyfriend if he missed my show. 57 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:34,294 Bye-bye. Good job, you guys. It was great. 58 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,854 - Just give me back two. - Hey. 59 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:41,495 Thank you. I got stuck in a faculty meeting, and then the subway... 60 00:04:41,575 --> 00:04:46,736 And then the dog ate your homework. See you tomorrow, George. 61 00:04:46,816 --> 00:04:49,936 - I just hate myself for missing this. - Really, it's OK. 62 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,297 Hungry? I'm in the mood for sushi. 63 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:56,177 I wish. I just told Constance Miller we'd have dinner at her house. 64 00:04:56,257 --> 00:04:59,978 I'm sorry, Joley. She ambushed me. But she said it was casual. 65 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:05,299 George, Sidney Miller is the most powerful literary agent in the world. 66 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:09,619 Casual to the Millers is not casual to us. I was hoping we could talk tonight alone. 67 00:05:09,699 --> 00:05:13,100 - OK, I'll cancel. - You can't. It's important for your career. 68 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,180 - We'll talk later. - Are you sure? 69 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:19,941 Well, I wrote it as an academic book, but I think it could be a best seller. 70 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:23,662 And Sean Connery would make a great George Bernard Shaw. 71 00:05:23,742 --> 00:05:27,782 Maybe your friend George could do something with it. That was a great show. 72 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:31,663 - So did you go to a teachers college? - No, I was premed at college. 73 00:05:31,743 --> 00:05:34,543 Oh, God. Your poor mother. 74 00:05:34,623 --> 00:05:36,464 George? George? 75 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,904 I want you to meet my great friend, Joyce Myers. 76 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:41,424 Oh, Joyce! 77 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:47,305 How are you? I so wanted to see your show, but I was in a lunch for King Hussein. 78 00:05:47,385 --> 00:05:49,706 How is he? Sidney's waiting for his book. 79 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:53,386 Well, Noor is adorable, and the children... 80 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:11,389 Dr Joley seems to have made a hit with my stepsister. 81 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:16,070 - How long have you two been together? - Uh, four years. 82 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:20,031 Sidney represents RuPaul. We'll have you all over some time. 83 00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:25,111 Sidney, don't you think it's time for a revised encyclopaedia of the American theatre? 84 00:06:25,191 --> 00:06:27,432 - When's the Pavarotti gala? - Next week. 85 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:32,793 You've done such wonderful things for that company. You completely turned it around. 86 00:06:32,873 --> 00:06:37,913 Of course, opera's not my thing, but I adore the Three Tenors... 87 00:06:37,993 --> 00:06:42,754 - Sounds like your show was a huge hit. - Yeah, well, the kids worked really hard. 88 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:45,115 - I'm sorry I missed it. - Oh, that's OK. 89 00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:47,795 I was in bed with King Hussein. 90 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:53,436 - George Hanson. - Hi. Nina Borowski. Hi. 91 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:56,756 - Oh, so, you're the stepsister? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 92 00:06:56,836 --> 00:07:01,797 I bring the income level down at Constance's parties by at least three figures. 93 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:04,238 - I can help you in that department. - Thank you. 94 00:07:04,318 --> 00:07:06,318 My pleasure. 95 00:07:06,398 --> 00:07:10,799 I heard all about you from Dr Joley. Sorry about you and him. 96 00:07:11,719 --> 00:07:13,999 - Hm? - Oh... 97 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:17,080 OK, here we go. Come here. Come here. 98 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,160 You see that man standing there with my evil stepsister? 99 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,681 - Mm-hm. - That's my husband. 100 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:27,641 - You married? - No, I'm not. 101 00:07:27,721 --> 00:07:31,362 But she's hoping I'll marry that man because she hates my boyfriend. 102 00:07:31,442 --> 00:07:33,682 Oh! 103 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:36,203 You'll meet her later. Excuse me. 104 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:40,323 - Oh, Joyce, this is Stephen Saint. - All right, we're clear. 105 00:07:40,403 --> 00:07:42,764 - She's always doing this to me. - Why? 106 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:46,604 Because my boyfriend's a penniless legal-aid lawyer. 107 00:07:46,684 --> 00:07:51,725 I'm a counsellor at a community centre and I live in... a walk-up in Brooklyn. 108 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,806 - It sounds fine to me. I love Brooklyn. - Yeah, me too. 109 00:07:55,886 --> 00:08:00,407 You should visit me. There are some really nice apartments in my neighbourhood. 110 00:08:00,487 --> 00:08:02,967 - I'm not looking for an apartment. - You're not? 111 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,847 No. I live with Joley. 112 00:08:04,927 --> 00:08:08,368 But he told me at dinner you might be looking for a place soon. 113 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,048 He told you what? 114 00:08:10,128 --> 00:08:13,809 When he found out I had a spare room, he asked if you could move in with me. 115 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:17,449 - That's insane. - I thought so. 116 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:21,490 It's not every day I invite the lover of my dinner companion to live with me, 117 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,450 but if you're desperate... 118 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:26,211 I don't know what you're talking about. 119 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:42,853 Maybe I have this completely backwards. 120 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:48,094 Maybe he meant for the two of you to move to Brooklyn. 121 00:08:48,174 --> 00:08:50,895 What else did he say? 122 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:53,255 Have you never discussed this before? 123 00:08:53,335 --> 00:08:56,055 No, this is a total first for me. 124 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,456 - Oh, my God. - Nina? 125 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:02,576 - Nina, this is Stephen Saint. - Hi. 126 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:07,457 I was asking Constance all about you. You are very fresh and natural. 127 00:09:07,537 --> 00:09:11,138 He is the most fabulous creative director at Saatchi's. 128 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:15,018 And you're a cute shrink. That's an unbeatable combination. 129 00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:18,979 My sister likes to say I'm a shrink. I'm actually a social worker. Hi. 130 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:23,060 George, come with me. I'm having problems with my centrepiece. 131 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,740 Oh, hey, um, 132 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:28,581 I think the work that you do is fantastic. I think you got a lot of courage. 133 00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:33,621 George, I'm in the book. If there's anything I can do... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 134 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:34,702 What did she say? 135 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,662 Good night. 136 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:41,983 You were great. You were just great! Oh! 137 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:45,783 And those women. My God. Oh! 138 00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:49,984 They were swooning all over you. You were the centre of attention. 139 00:09:50,064 --> 00:09:55,265 And I, of course, was stuck next to that social worker. 140 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,345 Oh, well. 141 00:10:07,947 --> 00:10:10,347 - You told her I wanted to move to Brooklyn. - What? 142 00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:13,548 Goddammit, Joley. You told her I was moving out. 143 00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:16,508 I told her you might be looking for an apartment. 144 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:20,589 - I wanted to wait till your play was open. - You didn't waste any time. 145 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:23,909 Can we talk about this when we get home? This isn't appropriate. 146 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:28,510 Really? But it's appropriate for me to hear my relationship is over from a stranger. 147 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:31,391 Our relationship isn't over. 148 00:10:35,831 --> 00:10:38,392 Who are you sleeping with, Joley? 149 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,552 Please... 150 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:42,632 That's just... 151 00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:48,913 - That's just a little simple. - I'm a simple guy. It's why I teach first grade. 152 00:10:52,674 --> 00:10:54,874 - I'm going to be 40 this summer. - Oh, God. 153 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,955 But we're both too young to settle for a twin-bedded friendship. 154 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:02,836 This hasn't really been working for a long time. 155 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:05,196 Who have you got lined up, Joley? 156 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:12,477 He's a student of mine, but... 157 00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:15,678 I... I don't know what to say. 158 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,118 Is this student the reason you missed my play? 159 00:11:19,198 --> 00:11:22,279 He's just breaking up with a woman and he wanted to talk. 160 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:24,919 I want to be with him, but I don't wanna hurt you. 161 00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:28,440 - You're my best friend. What should I do? - Fuck you, Joley! 162 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:32,200 And fuck your student. And fuck our friendship. 163 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:38,201 I didn't wanna tell you this until you were ready. 164 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,682 I'm a nice man, George. 165 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,767 Great neighbourhood. 166 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:20,728 Looks very safe here. Lot of families. 167 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:23,888 Hey, look, I'll call you. 168 00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:45,252 I can't get Showtime or HBO, never mind the Food Network. 169 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:52,013 - I'm here for Nina Borowski. - After you fix hers, you come and fix mine. 170 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,574 - Hi. - Hi. 171 00:12:58,454 --> 00:13:00,614 This is really embarrassing. 172 00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:02,695 Oh, come on in. 173 00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:06,975 I was happy you called. 174 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:11,296 I mean, I wasn't happy you needed a place to stay, but still happy you called. 175 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,456 Come on up. I'm on the second floor. 176 00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:16,177 Come on in. 177 00:13:18,977 --> 00:13:22,258 - This is great. - Let me show you the room. 178 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:27,019 Oh, it's nice. 179 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:32,859 It could use some personality, but somebody at the centre can make you some curtains. 180 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,740 This won't be for very long. 181 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:37,940 I can move in with my brother when his girlfriend moves out. 182 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,941 No rush. 183 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,421 And this is the bathroom. 184 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,902 This is my bedroom. 185 00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:48,502 Oh! Fuck! 186 00:13:48,582 --> 00:13:50,422 - You get a lot of light. - Yeah. 187 00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:53,103 - And this is the office. - Oh. 188 00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,663 That's it. 189 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:56,943 It's nice. 190 00:13:57,023 --> 00:14:02,464 - Yeah, he's been engaged seven times. - Wow. Really? Your brother? 191 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:03,544 Mm-hm. 192 00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:09,345 - Would you like me to fix you up with him? - Thanks. I've got my hands full with Vince. 193 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,426 It's ready. 194 00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:16,146 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 195 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:19,987 - How come I'm staying here and he isn't? - Oh, Vince works fine as it is. 196 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,707 Sit down. 197 00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:24,028 OK. 198 00:14:24,108 --> 00:14:25,908 Thanks. 199 00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:29,148 You saved my life. Really. 200 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:36,109 - No hot water between two and seven. - Did you get your TV fixed, Mrs Sarni? 201 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:39,070 Why, you wanna come over and watch? 202 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:46,631 OK, so you have the keys, the phone number. You know the indoor buzzer doesn't work. 203 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:51,512 The Korean deli opposite the subway is open till midnight. Avoid the salad bar. 204 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:55,313 Toaster's broken. Use the broiler instead. Mail comes in the morning. 205 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:58,993 Don't let in any gas men, unless you think either of us'd be interested. 206 00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:01,474 - This is me. - Well, thanks for everything. 207 00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:06,514 Oh, sure. The subway is one block that way. I'll see you later. 208 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:10,035 - What's happened to Vince? - Nothing has happened to Vince. 209 00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:12,635 - What's happened to Joley? - Nothing. 210 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:14,876 I called you there. He said you'd moved. 211 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,196 So we did it on Saturday night. 212 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:19,676 And was it good? 213 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:23,517 It was OK - until on Sunday I saw him with another girl. 214 00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:25,797 What a moron! 215 00:15:25,877 --> 00:15:31,358 Kiesha, Kiesha, I like sex and I like boys a lot, 216 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:37,359 but I am not about to waste my time with a guy who doesn't see things the way that I do. 217 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,840 Do you really need this guy? 218 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,920 This is the Earth. 219 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,521 And this tack, that's us, right here. And the lamp is the sun. 220 00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:47,401 So, why does it get dark? 221 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:50,761 The Earth spins. 222 00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:53,082 Very good. Because the Earth spins. 223 00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:56,162 - And how do we know that? - Copernicus. 224 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,203 Nina? 225 00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:04,123 Nina, is that you? 226 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:08,564 Hey, George. How are you? Vince McBride. Nina's told me all about you. 227 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:10,725 - Nice to meet you. - Glad you're here. 228 00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,765 I feel better knowing somebody's keeping an eye out for my girl. 229 00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:17,286 - Hey. Vince, meet George. - We're old friends already. 230 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:21,046 George, join us for a cup of tea? You don't have to put on a robe for me. 231 00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:26,367 Yeah. In fact, George, you could probably take off all your clothes and Vince wouldn't mind. 232 00:16:26,447 --> 00:16:30,688 She's eating me alive. I dote on her and she's eating me alive. 233 00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:33,208 See, aren't you glad you settled down with us? 234 00:16:34,048 --> 00:16:37,449 I was gonna be a teacher once - get 'em while they're young. 235 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:41,009 Teach 'em they don't have to believe somebody else holds the cards. 236 00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:44,450 - He knows, Vince. - No, he knows and he doesn't know. 237 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:49,011 - Why don't you teach at a public school? - I got ajob at the Brinkley School. 238 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,651 But you're gay. Shouldn't you stick up for the disenfranchised? 239 00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:57,052 - Can't we talk about the movie, please? - Wait. Mind if I ask how much you get paid? 240 00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:01,773 - You make more than four figures, right? - In the very early five figures. 241 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:06,173 Oh, Christ Almighty. And they're all fucking millionaires. 242 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:08,854 They couldn't eat lunch on what they're paying you. 243 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:13,815 You gotta organise the teachers. I'll help you. You're all getting screwed, you know that? 244 00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:17,855 Well, thanks. That's all great advice. 245 00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:22,336 But I'm afraid I have school tomorrow, so... 246 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,696 - It was great to meet you. - You too. 247 00:17:24,776 --> 00:17:26,777 - Good night, George. - Good night. 248 00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:28,857 Night, George. 249 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:35,978 - Oh, you terrorised him. - What? We were having a nice conversation. 250 00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:39,179 You told him he had the wrong job and he made no money. 251 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:43,979 No, I told him he had the rightjob in the wrong place, and made no money. 252 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:47,300 - You don't even know him. - It never stopped me before. 253 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:51,221 My stepsister is right. You are just a bulldozer. 254 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:53,421 What? I'm a pussycat. 255 00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:57,622 Did I get angry with you when you let a gay guy move in here instead of me? No. 256 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,262 - I like him. - Vince, you don't have to like him. 257 00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:04,783 But there is one thing. How come it's OK for him to live on top of you and not me? 258 00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:08,143 He's not living on top of me and he's leaving in two weeks. 259 00:18:08,223 --> 00:18:12,584 He's never going anywhere. He's gonna fall in love with you and turn straight. 260 00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:17,985 - You're crazy. - Not if you're looking at what I'm looking at. 261 00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:20,305 - Vince. - What? 262 00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:22,586 Get in here. 263 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,308 Hi. 264 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,548 Hey. 265 00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:40,428 Late-night comfort food - bad habit. 266 00:18:40,508 --> 00:18:43,429 Shh. Vince is asleep. 267 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:50,030 He's really very kind. He just felt threatened by you. 268 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:54,151 - That's insane. - No, it isn't. 269 00:18:54,231 --> 00:18:57,231 He asked me the same thing you did. 270 00:18:58,631 --> 00:19:00,672 Why am I living here and he isn't? 271 00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:02,352 Bingo. 272 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,432 Maybe you should be the counsellor. 273 00:19:07,753 --> 00:19:09,753 Do you love him? 274 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,234 Yeah. 275 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,274 Whatever that means. 276 00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:22,275 I just don't know if I should be living with him. Vince can really fill a room. 277 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,595 Did you love Joley? 278 00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:28,676 Well, who knows? 279 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,437 I thought so. 280 00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:36,557 Oh, God... 281 00:19:36,637 --> 00:19:39,438 - George, I'm sorry. - No, it's... 282 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,879 It's so stupid, you know. I know - he's a prick. 283 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:48,959 - I keep thinking I should have seen it coming. - No. No. 284 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:51,880 You did nothing wrong. 285 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,200 You... You just trusted him. 286 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:00,561 - But you wouldn't have let this happen. - Oh, yeah, sure. I don't trust anybody. 287 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:05,162 Particularly not amusing, good-looking, intelligent guys like Joley. 288 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:08,402 - And he has great taste. - Mm. 289 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:14,123 Well, he doesn't have such great taste, otherwise he'd still be with you. 290 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,884 Thank you. 291 00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:29,286 - We should go dancing. - What? 292 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:33,646 The community centre on Friday nights. I'm signing us up. 293 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,967 You must think of every dance as a three-minute love affair. 294 00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:45,928 Boy meets girl, they fall in love with the music and the stars and the orchestra, 295 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:48,409 and then they must part. 296 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,811 I have no idea what I'm doing. 297 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,971 I can't dance. I can't even dahnce. 298 00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:04,851 Just smile. 299 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:09,332 On the balls of your feet. You're a butterfly. 300 00:21:09,412 --> 00:21:11,212 Does that mean left or right? 301 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:15,173 Head up, young people, please. Head up. Up, up. 302 00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:17,653 Head up, young person. Head up. 303 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:21,854 Kennedy and I have decided to fix you up. After all, what are brothers for? 304 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:24,334 - I'm healing. - You're avoiding. 305 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:28,695 Whenever I call, you're at home or doing mambo with your landlady. 306 00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:32,736 You've got to get back out there again. Don't you think so, sweetie? 307 00:21:32,816 --> 00:21:36,336 Absolutely. Honey, I've got to get back. Nice meeting you. 308 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,217 Yeah, you too. 309 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:42,337 - So, man, thumbs up, thumbs down? - She seems nice. 310 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:46,058 - I'm gonna fix you up. - I don't wanna be fixed up. 311 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,138 - I have a very nice boyfriend. - He's a Bolshevik. 312 00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:52,179 - It's not going anywhere. - Why does it have to go anywhere? 313 00:21:52,259 --> 00:21:56,700 - Because you have to take care of yourself. - I am taking care of myself. 314 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:59,060 I just don't need the things that you do. 315 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:02,420 - You've got to meet this guy. - What guy? 316 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,581 He's an ear, nose and throat man. 317 00:22:05,661 --> 00:22:08,381 He was just on the cover of New York magazine. 318 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,022 George, you have to start taking care of yourself. 319 00:22:11,102 --> 00:22:16,623 - I'm taking care of myself. - Listen. He's an ear, nose and throat man. 320 00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:22,904 But there's nothing wrong with me. I don't even have a cold. 321 00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,384 Yeah... Look... 322 00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:29,265 - I have nothing in common with this guy. - Just have a cup of coffee with him. 323 00:22:29,345 --> 00:22:32,545 I promise you, this is quality goods. 324 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,866 Uh... 325 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:42,987 - George Hanson? - Yeah. 326 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:45,587 Oh, I'm Jonathan Goldstein. 327 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:51,028 You're adorable. I mean, your brother's cute, but you're irresistible. 328 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:54,269 Did anybody ever tell you you look like a peach? 329 00:22:54,349 --> 00:22:56,069 No. 330 00:22:56,149 --> 00:23:01,710 - So you're an ear, nose and throat man? - That's my professional life. 331 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:07,311 I have other interests that go below the upper torso. 332 00:23:07,391 --> 00:23:08,591 That's... 333 00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:12,312 So I heard you were on the cover of New York magazine? 334 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:16,992 Ugh! I got 3,000 new patients and 6,000 marriage proposals. 335 00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:20,393 And not a single real date. 336 00:23:21,673 --> 00:23:23,473 - Want another drink? - Yeah. 337 00:23:23,553 --> 00:23:25,554 - Think he's all right? - Who? 338 00:23:25,634 --> 00:23:29,674 George. He hasn't been on a date in a while. People can be really creepy. 339 00:23:29,754 --> 00:23:33,515 - Put your zip code right there. - He's dating a famous doctor. 340 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,595 Seora, firme aqu. 341 00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,476 What do we do if he brings him home? 342 00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:40,756 We'll be happy in our room and they'll be busy in their room. 343 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,837 - Sounds very active. - Mr Shapiro, you're all done. 344 00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,517 Can I touch your nose? It's like a tulip. 345 00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:51,758 Mr Shapiro, this woman has a gay roommate who shows no signs of moving out. 346 00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:56,639 - Big deal. Everyone's gay now. - You tell him, Mr Shapiro. 347 00:23:56,719 --> 00:23:57,759 Gay? 348 00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:02,080 S, seora. Ella comparte su departamento con un homosexual. 349 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,960 Mi hija es lesbiana. 350 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,120 Yo estoy muy orgullosa de ella. 351 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,881 Oh. Her daughter's a lesbian and she's very proud. 352 00:24:10,961 --> 00:24:12,161 There you go. 353 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:17,722 Yo soy la presidenta de the New York Mothers of Latino Lesbians. 354 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:21,243 Mrs Ochoa is the president of the New York Mothers of Latino Lesbians. 355 00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:24,043 - Well! - Good for you. You're a good mother. 356 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:26,123 We're queer! We're here! 357 00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:29,124 Get used to it! Don't fuck with us! 358 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:33,565 See, Mr Shapiro, my problem is I love this woman and I want to live with her. 359 00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:35,805 - You make a living? - Sure, I'm a lawyer. 360 00:24:35,885 --> 00:24:42,286 Oh! Lawyers are the worst people. Marry me, honey. I was in children's footwear. 361 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:50,207 Hello? 362 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:53,368 - Are you there? - I'm here. 363 00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:04,849 Hey. 364 00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:07,930 Where's Dr Goldstein? 365 00:25:08,490 --> 00:25:11,090 I don't know. Home. 366 00:25:12,091 --> 00:25:15,011 - I thought maybe... - Yeah, I thought maybe not. 367 00:25:15,091 --> 00:25:19,012 Oh, um, remind me to never go on another blind date. 368 00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:20,572 OK. 369 00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:23,733 You don't have to. "Just say no. " 370 00:25:25,413 --> 00:25:27,533 Good night. 371 00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:30,054 Good night. 372 00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:07,659 Step, step, quick, quick. Step, step, quick, quick. 373 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:11,140 Slow, slow, quick, quick. Slow, slow, quick. 374 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,500 Very good. Very good. 375 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:15,661 Very nice, Sylvia. Excellent. 376 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,581 Very good. Much better. Very good. 377 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,502 No, no, no, no, no. 378 00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:23,102 Head up, young person. Head up. 379 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,262 - Please excuse us. - Sure. 380 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,823 - Hello, Nina. - Oh, hi, Danny. 381 00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:32,663 - Help. - Look at me. 382 00:26:32,743 --> 00:26:34,344 - No, no, no, no. - Please. 383 00:26:34,424 --> 00:26:37,184 Stop it. Danny, stop touching me. Madame Reynolds! 384 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:40,465 T- A-N-G-O. 385 00:26:40,945 --> 00:26:43,545 T- A-N-G-O. 386 00:26:43,945 --> 00:26:46,746 T- A-N-G-O. 387 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,706 T- A-N-G-O. 388 00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:52,747 T- A-N-G-O. 389 00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:11,510 Please get up, young people. Get up. 390 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,630 Now, one, two, side step. 391 00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:16,310 One, two, side step. 392 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:18,271 Glide, glide. 393 00:27:18,351 --> 00:27:22,071 Glide, Danny. Let me see you. 394 00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:26,232 Smile, Mrs Houston. Let the music carry you away. 395 00:27:33,593 --> 00:27:35,233 Yes! 396 00:27:35,313 --> 00:27:38,874 Quick, quick, step, step. Quick, quick, step, step. 397 00:27:38,954 --> 00:27:40,834 Quick, quick, step, step. 398 00:27:40,914 --> 00:27:44,315 Young people, well done. Well done! 399 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:31,162 Oh, he's so sexy. 400 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:32,763 Gene Kelly? 401 00:28:32,843 --> 00:28:35,003 Mm, yeah. 402 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,083 Not my type at all. 403 00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:39,004 What is your type? 404 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:43,724 - Well, it varies. Depends. - Who was the first person you slept with? 405 00:28:43,804 --> 00:28:47,245 - Is this 20 Questions? - What? I wanna know! 406 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,325 Lucy Jane Parnell. 407 00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:54,806 - What? - Mm. Bellmore High School prom night. 408 00:28:54,886 --> 00:28:57,086 Gave her a real good time. 409 00:29:00,087 --> 00:29:05,048 - You slept with a girl? - Yeah. Lucy was my high-school girlfriend. 410 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:08,728 What happened? 411 00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,649 Well, I, uh, went to college 412 00:29:13,729 --> 00:29:18,370 and found myself lusting after the football team more than the cheerleaders, 413 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:22,210 so I kinda figured I was gay. 414 00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:25,691 What happened to Lucy Jane? 415 00:29:26,371 --> 00:29:31,052 I guess she got married. Or she runs an insurance company. 416 00:29:31,132 --> 00:29:33,212 I have no idea. I don't... 417 00:29:35,092 --> 00:29:37,893 She was so nice. Mm. 418 00:29:37,973 --> 00:29:42,734 And an unbelievable dancer. My God, could Lucy tear up the floor. 419 00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:49,495 - Was she pretty? - Yeah. 420 00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:55,376 She had these big eyes and this pouty, little mouth. 421 00:29:55,456 --> 00:29:57,256 And her nose... 422 00:29:58,656 --> 00:30:02,377 It was just like a tulip. I just wanted to touch it. 423 00:30:02,897 --> 00:30:07,418 - It was the most fresh and natural-looking... - Stop it. Fuck you, George. 424 00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:13,179 - I just wanted to touch it. - Stop it. No! Don't start. Don't start. 425 00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:19,620 Yesterday we studied Easter. Today we'll study the Jewish holiday called Passover. 426 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,620 My father's Jewish and my mother's Buddhist, but New Age. 427 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,901 My mother's Episcopal and her boyfriend's Ethical Culture. 428 00:30:25,981 --> 00:30:28,541 Both of my parents are Lutheran. 429 00:30:28,621 --> 00:30:31,461 So what? Both of my parents are Reform. 430 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,502 My mother's AA and my father's Christian. 431 00:30:36,782 --> 00:30:38,583 - I'll be right back. - OK. 432 00:30:40,063 --> 00:30:45,104 - When did you find out? - About an hour ago. 433 00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:49,304 I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do. 434 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,025 I can't. 435 00:30:51,105 --> 00:30:54,545 Maybe you should talk to Vince. He is the father. 436 00:30:54,625 --> 00:31:00,586 Vince believes in a woman's right to choose, as long as he does the choosing. 437 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,506 No. 438 00:31:02,586 --> 00:31:06,787 Can't talk to Vince until I figure out what I wanna do. 439 00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,668 I just need some time to think. 440 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,709 Well, I'm here for you, Nina. 441 00:31:20,109 --> 00:31:23,190 Whatever you need for me to do, I will. 442 00:31:28,671 --> 00:31:31,951 - She hasn't spoken to me in three weeks. - She's been busy. 443 00:31:32,031 --> 00:31:34,191 She seeing somebody else? 444 00:31:34,271 --> 00:31:38,632 No, no, she's a very beautiful girl. There's men hitting on her all the time. 445 00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:41,513 There's no one else, Vince. 446 00:31:41,593 --> 00:31:45,953 So, you two still spend a lot of time together, right? 447 00:31:49,114 --> 00:31:51,394 What sort of things do you do together? 448 00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:59,155 Well, we talk, we go to the movies, sometimes we go dancing - regular stuff. 449 00:32:00,236 --> 00:32:02,636 You go dancing. Then what? 450 00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:08,117 Then we go home, we get into bed and watch television. 451 00:32:08,197 --> 00:32:10,157 OK. 452 00:32:10,237 --> 00:32:13,238 But you're not a threat to her. Is that the attraction? 453 00:32:13,318 --> 00:32:15,878 - I don't know what you mean. - You know what I mean! 454 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:19,279 You're not offering her anything more than friendship. 455 00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:22,679 Of course I'm not offering her anything more than friendship. 456 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,321 I've made up my mind. 457 00:32:33,601 --> 00:32:36,601 I'll take you wherever you wanna go. 458 00:32:39,282 --> 00:32:41,562 George, 459 00:32:41,642 --> 00:32:43,843 I'm gonna have this baby. 460 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,843 You are? 461 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,723 Yeah. 462 00:32:54,364 --> 00:32:56,364 That's great. 463 00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:01,045 You're gonna be a wonderful mother. 464 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,126 Lucky baby. 465 00:33:04,326 --> 00:33:09,487 And, Nina, you are going to make Vince McBride the happiest man alive. 466 00:33:10,647 --> 00:33:13,087 This is so great! 467 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:20,688 I get to be in charge of all musical education. Tell Vince I get to pick all the songs. 468 00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:23,569 This is great. This is so great! 469 00:33:24,729 --> 00:33:27,249 - Good decision. - George, can we go celebrate? 470 00:33:44,492 --> 00:33:48,053 George, would you consider raising this baby with me? 471 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,933 Of course. 472 00:33:51,773 --> 00:33:57,374 I'll be Uncle George. You're never gonna get rid of me. 473 00:33:57,454 --> 00:34:00,775 Actually, I was thinking we should keep living together. 474 00:34:00,855 --> 00:34:02,855 Like a family. 475 00:34:03,695 --> 00:34:05,535 What about Vince? 476 00:34:05,616 --> 00:34:11,016 Well, he's the father. He'll always be in my baby's life. 477 00:34:11,897 --> 00:34:14,937 But he's not home to me. 478 00:34:15,017 --> 00:34:17,017 You are. 479 00:34:18,978 --> 00:34:22,298 You can't do that to Vince. 480 00:34:22,378 --> 00:34:29,059 George, my father married somebody wrong because he thought it was good for me. 481 00:34:29,139 --> 00:34:31,220 I can't do that to my kid. I... 482 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:35,420 Me and Vince and the baby - it's a bad equation. 483 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:40,581 Jesus Christ, Nina. Vince is the father. You should be with the father of your child. 484 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:44,622 Don't you see how exciting this could be? 485 00:34:44,702 --> 00:34:48,422 You love children. You could raise a child. 486 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:52,783 I don't wanna marry Vince. I don't have to marry Vince. 487 00:34:52,863 --> 00:34:54,863 I don't wanna marry you. 488 00:34:59,784 --> 00:35:02,865 George, I'm not proposing marriage. 489 00:35:03,745 --> 00:35:09,906 We can make this up for ourselves. None of the old rules apply. 490 00:35:09,986 --> 00:35:12,386 It's getting late. 491 00:35:12,466 --> 00:35:14,466 We should go. 492 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:18,547 Won't you even think about it? 493 00:35:21,028 --> 00:35:22,828 Sure. 494 00:35:22,908 --> 00:35:25,748 And I'm very... 495 00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:29,989 You know. 496 00:35:40,311 --> 00:35:44,511 - Hello? - Nina, darling. We're right around the corner. 497 00:35:44,591 --> 00:35:49,192 We've been to brunch at Norman Mailer's in Brooklyn Heights so I thought we'd swing by. 498 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:52,312 - I have to go real bad! - We're almost there. 499 00:35:52,392 --> 00:35:53,393 She's thrilled. 500 00:35:53,473 --> 00:35:55,873 Fuck! It's Constance. 501 00:35:58,273 --> 00:36:00,954 That can't be them already. 502 00:36:01,274 --> 00:36:03,914 - Hey! - Unbelievable. 503 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:07,555 - Vince, you should have called. - What good would that have done me? 504 00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:12,596 - Sidney and Constance are coming. - I got plenty for everybody. Is George here? 505 00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:16,636 - Yes, he's here. - Good. So the whole gang's together again. 506 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,317 - You look thin. - I'm fine. 507 00:36:18,397 --> 00:36:20,477 - We need to talk. - We're talking! 508 00:36:20,557 --> 00:36:26,518 Some more bread. We got the salami, that prosciutto you love so much, the cheese... 509 00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:31,199 We've got some herring and we have some deliciously fresh mozzarella. 510 00:36:31,279 --> 00:36:33,479 How many people were you expecting? 511 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:39,440 More people might've moved into the spare room. I don't know. She doesn't talk to me. 512 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,280 Any more plates? Why are Constance and Sidney coming? 513 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,361 I'll get it. 514 00:36:44,441 --> 00:36:46,521 - George! - Hey, it's the sea witch. 515 00:36:46,601 --> 00:36:50,882 - Is there a party going on upstairs? - No, we're going to see Nina. You know Nina. 516 00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:53,922 - George, is there a party? Tell me. - No, there's no party. 517 00:36:54,002 --> 00:36:58,523 - Tell these guests there's no water after 8pm. - Thank you, Mrs Sarni. 518 00:36:58,603 --> 00:37:01,563 She's terrific. Who needs a doorman when you have Mrs Sarni? 519 00:37:01,644 --> 00:37:06,124 - Just hurry up and get inside. - I really envy your living here, George. 520 00:37:06,204 --> 00:37:11,285 What do you need with a dining room, butlers, dinner parties? It's all a big headache. 521 00:37:11,365 --> 00:37:14,566 Styron lived in a place like this when he wrote Sophie's Choice. 522 00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:16,246 What are you talking about? 523 00:37:16,326 --> 00:37:19,206 - Hi. Can I go? - It's hot. It's like August already. 524 00:37:19,286 --> 00:37:23,607 Hiya, sweetheart. How do you get through summer without air conditioning? 525 00:37:23,687 --> 00:37:27,008 - Hey, Vinnie! - Hey, Sidney. Come eat, huh? 526 00:37:27,088 --> 00:37:29,928 Ooh, this looks good. So, who you defending now? 527 00:37:30,008 --> 00:37:34,169 A couple of kids who got framed on a rape and battery charge in the Bronx. 528 00:37:34,249 --> 00:37:39,730 Defend somebody big, whether you win or lose, I'll get you $2 million on the book deal. 529 00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:43,770 - By the way, you don't even have to write it. - I'm not in show business. 530 00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:47,731 Most lawyers aren't averse to publicity. You should think about Court TV. 531 00:37:47,811 --> 00:37:52,092 - He doesn't wanna think about Court TV. - Wonderful food. I could eat like this daily. 532 00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:55,652 - No herring, or I'll hear about it all night. - What will you hear? 533 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,253 - Sally, go wash your hands. - I'll take her. 534 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:01,973 - Where have you been? - You haven't been calling Constance either? 535 00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:06,814 - How d'you survive without her great advice? - She talks to me every day. We're very close. 536 00:38:06,894 --> 00:38:11,535 - I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China. - Can we get some air in here? 537 00:38:11,615 --> 00:38:15,735 - What are you hiding from us? - Did you finally break up? I'm proud of you! 538 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:18,576 Nobody has broken up. Mind your own business. 539 00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:22,056 - Can you get food poisoning this fast? - Do you have air con? 540 00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:25,297 - I will get the fan! - Wait. You shouldn't lift stuff like that. 541 00:38:25,377 --> 00:38:27,457 Why not? 542 00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:30,538 I'm fine. Nothing is wrong with me. 543 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:36,219 - What the fuck is going on? - Don't speak that way in front of my child. 544 00:38:36,299 --> 00:38:39,339 - Betty, it's time we got home. - Betty was your other wife. 545 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:42,700 - I'm Constance. Remember? - Oh, Christ. 546 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,740 - Are you sleeping with her? - I'm gay. 547 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:48,621 - You are? - And it's a valid and wonderful choice. 548 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:52,301 Sidney, shut up. George, what is going on here? 549 00:38:54,061 --> 00:38:56,702 Are you pregnant? 550 00:38:56,782 --> 00:38:59,462 Oh, my God. You're pregnant. 551 00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:03,103 - George! What's going on? - Who's the father? 552 00:39:03,183 --> 00:39:05,983 You son of a bitch, you couldn't keep your hands off her! 553 00:39:06,063 --> 00:39:10,704 - Vince! Calm down. It's your baby. - I want New York Hospital, emergency room. 554 00:39:10,784 --> 00:39:13,104 - It's mine? - And mine. 555 00:39:14,505 --> 00:39:16,505 It's mine. It's mine. 556 00:39:18,305 --> 00:39:20,586 I want a real, big doctor. 557 00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:23,546 George, is everything all right there? George! 558 00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:27,427 - Will you get that? I can't hear a thing. - Are you OK? Are you hungry? 559 00:39:27,507 --> 00:39:31,187 I need someone in the gastrointestinal department. George! 560 00:39:31,267 --> 00:39:33,788 - What the hell is going on?! - Hello? 561 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,908 Everything's fine, Mrs Sarni. 562 00:39:37,988 --> 00:39:41,189 I thought someone died and hit the floor. Jesus. 563 00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:44,829 - Sweetie, give me the phone. - Oh, God. Open the windows. 564 00:39:44,909 --> 00:39:48,470 Daddy, you never should have ate that herring. 565 00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:52,351 Fan me with something. Is that The New Yorker? Fan me with The New Yorker. 566 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:55,231 You're well out of this. It sounds crazy. 567 00:39:55,311 --> 00:40:00,592 I haven't even seen her recently because she's always at Vince's, which is definitely right, 568 00:40:00,672 --> 00:40:04,553 but what does that say about our friendship? Maybe I didn't mean much to her. 569 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:07,793 George, you sound like you're talking about your ex-lover. 570 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:12,394 Everything is about sex with you. You can get close to a woman without sleeping with her. 571 00:40:12,474 --> 00:40:14,674 Really? That's news to me. 572 00:40:16,835 --> 00:40:19,915 I'm sure Vince isn't letting her come anywhere near me. 573 00:40:19,995 --> 00:40:24,236 I should have been more open. It could have really been exciting. 574 00:40:24,316 --> 00:40:28,556 Yeah, sure, it could have been exciting. Bottom line is she wanted to fuck you. 575 00:40:28,636 --> 00:40:33,037 - That's insane. - Look, we're both cute, and I know women. 576 00:40:33,117 --> 00:40:38,798 They tell you they wanna be your friend, but they're really wanting... to fuck you. 577 00:40:38,878 --> 00:40:43,119 I'm gonna probably have to move out cos she'll want to get rid of the apartment, 578 00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,079 so I hoped I could crash at your place. 579 00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:46,159 Yes. 580 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,320 - Hey, honey. - Hey! Hi. 581 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:54,761 You've not met my new fiance. Suni, George. This is my brother George. 582 00:40:54,841 --> 00:40:57,281 - George, this is Suni from Surgery. - Hi. 583 00:41:02,082 --> 00:41:05,282 Where'd it go? Oh, there it goes. 584 00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:08,883 Thanks. 585 00:41:12,043 --> 00:41:14,964 OK, ready? Stand up. Now you're gonna hit a knee, right? 586 00:41:15,044 --> 00:41:17,364 - Yep. - OK. 587 00:41:17,444 --> 00:41:19,965 Attaboy. Block with your body. 588 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:23,205 And then take a step... There you go. 589 00:41:23,285 --> 00:41:26,846 - Ready? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, stop right there. 590 00:41:26,926 --> 00:41:31,166 Face me like you're gonna do the pitch. Ready? 591 00:41:31,246 --> 00:41:33,047 Slow-mo. 592 00:41:33,127 --> 00:41:36,447 - Nice. Come right over the top with it. - Got it. 593 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,328 You did it great last week. Again. 594 00:41:40,488 --> 00:41:42,528 OK, try it again. 595 00:41:42,608 --> 00:41:45,009 Now, come right over the top. 596 00:41:47,409 --> 00:41:48,809 Attaboy! 597 00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:16,214 At first the iodine does not affect the vitamin C solution. 598 00:42:16,294 --> 00:42:18,814 But look what happens if I add some more. 599 00:42:20,974 --> 00:42:23,855 This process is called titration. 600 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:31,496 - Is there nothing that little girl can't do? - Watch TV. She's lousy at that. 601 00:42:31,576 --> 00:42:33,376 - Doug! - Hi, Sidney. How you doin'? 602 00:42:33,456 --> 00:42:35,777 George, my Uncle Jonathan says he knows you. 603 00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:39,177 He does? Let's go, Nathan. Greatjob, Mary. 604 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:43,378 Hey, George. Do you recognise me in my ear, nose and throat gear? 605 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:46,018 - Free next weekend? I know a great club. - George! 606 00:42:46,098 --> 00:42:51,139 Oh, I see a friend of mine. It was great to see you. Thanks for coming. 607 00:42:51,219 --> 00:42:55,620 - What are you doing here? - I promised Sally I'd come. 608 00:42:56,340 --> 00:43:00,021 - It's so good to see you. - You too. How you doin', Vince? 609 00:43:00,101 --> 00:43:03,781 We almost didn't make it. First trimester's got us a little queasy. 610 00:43:03,861 --> 00:43:08,342 - Vince has become an expert on pregnancy. - I'm lovin' it. You should visit us. 611 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:12,342 Vince, we are not an official "us". There is still you and there is still me. 612 00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:14,543 OK. 613 00:43:14,623 --> 00:43:16,703 He's like glue. 614 00:43:16,783 --> 00:43:20,864 - Madame Reynolds asked for you last week. - Oh, I would love to go dancing. 615 00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:24,744 - Just don't exhaust yourself. - George, when's the trophy presentation? 616 00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:28,025 - 20 minutes. - The trophy presentation? 617 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:32,466 What happened to "It's not about winning, it's about how you play the game"? 618 00:43:32,546 --> 00:43:35,986 There shouldn't be any trophies. It's the parents who want them. 619 00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:40,307 It's what's ruining this country - the obsession with being number one starts here. 620 00:43:40,387 --> 00:43:43,547 I hear you. I try to teach these kids a sense of community. 621 00:43:43,627 --> 00:43:46,948 You can't do that. These parents are natural-born killers. 622 00:43:47,028 --> 00:43:51,789 Vince, that is such bullshit. I don't know anyone who is more competitive than you. 623 00:43:51,869 --> 00:43:54,909 Did I say anything was wrong with striving for excellence? 624 00:43:54,989 --> 00:43:56,790 - Jesus Christ! - No. 625 00:43:56,870 --> 00:44:00,270 At least somebody appreciates what I'm saying. What's your name? 626 00:44:00,350 --> 00:44:03,831 - Melissa Marx... - I'm gonna lose it. Just get me out of here. 627 00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:08,191 Ooh! 628 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,472 - You're right. - I didn't ask him to come. 629 00:44:11,552 --> 00:44:14,432 You're absolutely right. It's not gonna work. 630 00:44:14,512 --> 00:44:20,233 By the way, we're both pregnant. First, we get sick together, then we throw up together, 631 00:44:20,313 --> 00:44:23,314 then we get our fucking sonograms together! 632 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:26,834 Nina, it's a bad equation - you, Vince and the baby. Bad for all of you. 633 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:32,235 - No shit, Sherlock! - You made me an offer and I never refused. 634 00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:33,315 What? 635 00:44:37,516 --> 00:44:43,437 I spent all yesterday afternoon watching this little kid play catch with his father. 636 00:44:43,557 --> 00:44:46,918 I always thought that I could teach other people's children, 637 00:44:47,038 --> 00:44:54,519 but someone else, you know, a real guy like Vince gets to take them home. 638 00:44:56,079 --> 00:45:01,840 Then I thought I don't always have to be the one who's watching them leave. 639 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:08,681 I don't always have to be the one who waits for twilight to pass. 640 00:45:11,161 --> 00:45:18,162 For the first time I thought I could be the guy who says good night. 641 00:45:25,684 --> 00:45:27,564 What are you saying to me? 642 00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,325 I'm saying "Yeah". 643 00:45:47,207 --> 00:45:51,088 Sorry to break this up, but it's time to go home. 644 00:45:55,608 --> 00:45:56,889 Um... 645 00:45:56,969 --> 00:46:01,329 I'm not gonna home with you, Vince. I'm gonna go back to Brooklyn. 646 00:46:01,409 --> 00:46:05,410 You can't go back to Brooklyn. We got a doctor's appointment in the morning. 647 00:46:05,490 --> 00:46:10,411 No. We don't have a doctor's appointment. I have a doctor's appointment. 648 00:46:10,531 --> 00:46:15,452 Fine. OK, you have an appointment. You're getting caught up in nonsense, Nina. 649 00:46:15,532 --> 00:46:19,052 - OK, Vince, this isn't working. - Could we talk about this later? 650 00:46:19,132 --> 00:46:21,573 - No! We need to talk about it now. - In front of him? 651 00:46:21,693 --> 00:46:27,854 Yeah. Vince, I have tried to talk to you in private. You don't listen to me. 652 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,014 George... 653 00:46:32,774 --> 00:46:36,455 This is between me and Nina. You've done enough to fuck us up. Get out. 654 00:46:36,615 --> 00:46:39,575 This is my school. You don't get to tell me what to do. 655 00:46:39,695 --> 00:46:42,896 Nothing has been the same between me and Nina since you showed up. 656 00:46:42,976 --> 00:46:46,497 - Does that make you happy? - Vince, just listen to me... 657 00:46:46,617 --> 00:46:53,938 No, you listen to me. You don't see this guy for who he is. He's a troublemaking little shit. 658 00:46:54,018 --> 00:46:56,618 Vince... 659 00:46:56,698 --> 00:47:01,299 I wanna raise my child with George. 660 00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,620 Oh. 661 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:10,740 Oh. 662 00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:14,701 You know what? I wanna raise it with the man in the moon. 663 00:47:14,781 --> 00:47:18,382 For once, why don't you just goddamn listen to what she has to say? 664 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:22,422 - Hey! Vince, just calm down. - No, I will not calm down! 665 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:28,063 You have some nerve, you homo boys. 666 00:47:28,143 --> 00:47:34,984 You screw up women's personal lives, but can't take any physical responsibility for it. 667 00:47:35,064 --> 00:47:37,425 Listen to me. No. 668 00:47:37,545 --> 00:47:42,065 When this kid comes to you and asks you who its father is, 669 00:47:42,145 --> 00:47:48,386 you tell it that its father never wanted to lay eyes on its mother ever again. 670 00:48:07,069 --> 00:48:09,430 Head up, young person. 671 00:48:20,992 --> 00:48:24,272 Would you like to hear the heartbeat? 672 00:48:24,352 --> 00:48:27,353 - Can I? - Yeah, sure. 673 00:48:52,517 --> 00:48:54,477 It's amazing. 674 00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:03,318 Come on. 675 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,680 George Hanson. 676 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,721 Steve Casillo?! 677 00:49:23,121 --> 00:49:25,402 Wow! 678 00:49:25,482 --> 00:49:29,082 - You're not someone I'd expect to see in here. - Uh, yeah, uh... 679 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:32,563 - Oh, this is my friend Nina Borowski. - Yeah, I can see that. 680 00:49:32,643 --> 00:49:37,004 - Hi. - No, she's my friend. Friend. 681 00:49:37,124 --> 00:49:39,764 She's expecting. 682 00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:43,605 - I can give you a discount on this one. - Oh, just browsing. 683 00:49:43,685 --> 00:49:46,885 Yeah, we're... 684 00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:50,246 Feel free to look around. 685 00:49:52,806 --> 00:49:54,206 OK. 686 00:49:59,487 --> 00:50:01,448 Small world. 687 00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:03,128 Wow. 688 00:50:04,008 --> 00:50:06,368 - Lemonade? - Thanks. 689 00:50:07,529 --> 00:50:10,809 - The Hampton benefit season's in full swing... - Oh, my God. 690 00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:12,689 ...at Sidney Miller's house. 691 00:50:12,769 --> 00:50:17,890 Guests included Anne Rice, King Hussein and Colin Powell. Hot fun in the summertime. 692 00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:23,131 - So how come we weren't invited? - Thank God we weren't invited! Oh! 693 00:50:25,051 --> 00:50:27,252 Who was that man in the crib store today? 694 00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:31,612 Just someone I had a fling with before I met Joley. 695 00:50:35,493 --> 00:50:37,693 You know, 696 00:50:37,813 --> 00:50:42,334 if you ever wanted to invite him here, that would be fine. 697 00:50:43,414 --> 00:50:46,775 - Mm-mm. - I could sleep in your room. 698 00:50:50,655 --> 00:50:54,336 What if I said "That's a great idea, he'll be right over"? 699 00:50:57,136 --> 00:50:59,097 I'd say "Great". 700 00:51:00,977 --> 00:51:03,337 This isn't a marriage. 701 00:51:03,457 --> 00:51:06,818 I don't wanna make you give up your life. 702 00:51:07,818 --> 00:51:10,018 You're not. 703 00:51:11,339 --> 00:51:13,459 Great. 704 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:19,220 - So, are you gonna call him? - I'm leaving with him for Paris tonight. 705 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:22,100 - You are? - Oh, God! 706 00:51:26,301 --> 00:51:30,502 - I just hate secrets, George. - What secrets? I tell you everything. 707 00:51:32,142 --> 00:51:35,903 Just promise that if anything in your life changes, that you'll tell me. 708 00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:42,024 Nothing's gonna change. I'm not going anywhere. This isn't temporary. 709 00:51:45,904 --> 00:51:50,425 - Don't you miss men? - Yeah, sure. Sometimes. 710 00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:52,705 Don't you? 711 00:51:52,825 --> 00:51:54,786 I guess. 712 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:59,346 But I don't miss them when I'm with you. 713 00:52:09,148 --> 00:52:13,389 D'you think most married couples are as happy as we are? 714 00:52:13,469 --> 00:52:17,349 I hope so, cos we're pretty happy. 715 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:24,110 I guess sex is just no big deal. 716 00:52:25,831 --> 00:52:28,191 Not even with Lucy Jane? 717 00:52:30,071 --> 00:52:32,832 I just adore you, Nina. I really do. 718 00:52:32,912 --> 00:52:34,872 I adore you, too. 719 00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:30,770 Yeah? 720 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:32,971 George, hi. 721 00:54:33,051 --> 00:54:35,251 It's Joley. 722 00:54:35,371 --> 00:54:36,931 How are you? 723 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:43,892 Look, um, 724 00:54:43,972 --> 00:54:49,253 I know that it's been a long time, but, well, I told you that I'd call 725 00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:51,454 and, uh... 726 00:54:51,534 --> 00:54:54,494 Oh, God. These things are so weird. 727 00:54:54,574 --> 00:54:56,775 I guess. 728 00:54:56,855 --> 00:54:58,255 Who is it? 729 00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:02,415 Uh, my brother. 730 00:55:02,495 --> 00:55:04,856 George, are you still there? 731 00:55:06,496 --> 00:55:08,856 Yeah. Nina says hello. 732 00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:10,977 Oh. 733 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:16,698 I was so sure you'd be with someone by now. That's really why I haven't called. 734 00:55:18,058 --> 00:55:22,739 - Yeah, Nina's still here. - George, it's so good to hear your voice. 735 00:55:24,499 --> 00:55:28,700 I'm surprised you'd even talk to me. I behaved like an idiot. 736 00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:33,020 I'm addressing a critics' convention at your old college the weekend after next. 737 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:37,621 And I've been thinking about that time we drove up there. 738 00:55:37,741 --> 00:55:42,062 That was our first Christmas together. You remember? 739 00:55:43,422 --> 00:55:46,702 So you want me to come with you? 740 00:55:46,782 --> 00:55:48,583 That's very considerate of you. 741 00:55:48,663 --> 00:55:53,904 I wouldn't be surprised if you never wanted to lay eyes on me again, but... 742 00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:58,984 it would really mean a lot to me, just to be with you. 743 00:56:00,225 --> 00:56:04,585 I made a reservation at that sweet little inn we stayed at. 744 00:56:05,825 --> 00:56:09,426 Well, I'll call you if I can make it. 745 00:56:09,506 --> 00:56:11,306 I think about you all the time. 746 00:56:11,386 --> 00:56:16,947 And, for what it's worth, I really miss you. 747 00:56:17,027 --> 00:56:20,628 Yeah. Thank you. I'll talk to you soon. 748 00:56:28,189 --> 00:56:30,469 Where does he want you to go? 749 00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:35,270 My college. 750 00:56:38,711 --> 00:56:40,671 For a reunion? 751 00:56:41,951 --> 00:56:43,912 Sort of. 752 00:56:45,872 --> 00:56:48,672 Nina, that was, uh... Joley. 753 00:56:58,234 --> 00:57:00,194 So, are you gonna go? 754 00:57:01,354 --> 00:57:02,955 I don't know. 755 00:57:04,995 --> 00:57:07,795 That usually means yes. 756 00:57:09,436 --> 00:57:11,876 I hate that you know me so well. 757 00:57:18,797 --> 00:57:20,757 - Hi. - Hey. 758 00:57:24,238 --> 00:57:26,198 You look great. 759 00:57:27,358 --> 00:57:29,319 I love this. 760 00:57:31,399 --> 00:57:35,160 - I'll call you at Constance's tomorrow. - Promise? 761 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,760 I promise. 762 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,801 - What time? - Early. I promise. 763 00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:47,002 Ordinarily I wouldn't go to conferences, but they insisted I come, 764 00:57:47,122 --> 00:57:50,562 and I guess it never hurts to stay on the good side of reviewers. 765 00:57:50,642 --> 00:57:54,483 Oh, my book! Did I tell you my book is coming out in paperback in England? 766 00:57:54,563 --> 00:57:59,724 It's very impressive for an American Shaw scholar to do so well in Europe. 767 00:58:04,044 --> 00:58:06,005 You OK, honey? 768 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,685 How did we get back so quickly to the "honey" stage? 769 00:58:10,765 --> 00:58:12,886 Maybe we never should've left it. 770 00:58:21,647 --> 00:58:27,208 - So, how's your student? - Back with his girlfriend. He's screwed up. 771 00:58:27,288 --> 00:58:29,568 So you wanna be friends now? Just so I know. 772 00:58:29,688 --> 00:58:32,529 - That is exactly your problem, George. - What? 773 00:58:32,609 --> 00:58:38,610 Your lack of self-worth. You have no idea how important you are to me. 774 00:58:40,610 --> 00:58:42,050 Thank you. 775 00:58:42,130 --> 00:58:44,331 So, I've been thinking about you a lot. 776 00:58:44,451 --> 00:58:50,212 You're living with a woman in a dump in Brooklyn, and I'm lonely and missing you. 777 00:58:50,332 --> 00:58:52,692 We can do better than that. 778 00:58:52,812 --> 00:58:54,932 - Nina! - Hi. 779 00:58:55,012 --> 00:58:59,533 - You missed Spielberg and Peter Jennings. - Oh, I bet they sent their best regards. 780 00:58:59,653 --> 00:59:03,334 Sweetie, don't start the weekend like this. What are you wearing? 781 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:07,494 - Ai! Hello, honey. How are you? - Good. 782 00:59:07,574 --> 00:59:11,095 - Where's George? - With his old boyfriend - where he should be. 783 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,655 Constance, he's not with his old boyfriend. 784 00:59:13,735 --> 00:59:17,816 - You told me he went away with Dr Joley. - Doesn't mean he's with him. 785 00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:19,856 Sally, sit down and buckle up. 786 00:59:19,976 --> 00:59:25,537 I want you to relax this weekend. Take walks, eat well, let Sidney and me take care of you. 787 00:59:25,617 --> 00:59:27,578 - And me. - And Sally. 788 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:33,218 We're gonna have a nice, relaxing dinner. Just old friends, and Stephen Saint is coming. 789 00:59:33,338 --> 00:59:38,779 You'll never believe it. He's just dying to see you. You made quite an impression on him. 790 00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:49,541 - Hello. Dr Robert Joley. - Ah, yes. Dr Joley. 791 00:59:49,661 --> 00:59:52,462 We have you down for three nights and a king-size bed. 792 00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:55,262 - Twin beds. - I don't know I have a room with... 793 00:59:55,342 --> 01:00:00,423 - We'll take the king. - I have twin beds. I'd be happy to exchange. 794 01:00:00,503 --> 01:00:02,303 - You sure, Mrs Skinner? - Surely. 795 01:00:02,383 --> 01:00:07,304 - Thank you, Mrs Skinner. - No sense in you being on top of each other. 796 01:00:07,424 --> 01:00:10,624 - Right at the head of the stairs. - Thank you. 797 01:00:10,744 --> 01:00:12,865 I thought we had the discount rate. 798 01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:16,185 That is the discount rate. Through the dining room. 799 01:00:16,265 --> 01:00:20,186 - Dr Joley, I presume. - Well, Rodney Fraser. 800 01:00:20,266 --> 01:00:22,826 You're one of the reasons I agreed to come here. 801 01:00:22,906 --> 01:00:26,507 Thank you. I see you've lost none of your charm. 802 01:00:26,587 --> 01:00:30,948 - Congratulations on George Bernard Shaw. - Thank you. 803 01:00:31,028 --> 01:00:35,708 Such a treat to read an American perspective on the subject. 804 01:00:37,749 --> 01:00:42,029 Oh, this is Paul James. Dr Robert Joley. Have I met your friend? 805 01:00:42,109 --> 01:00:45,870 - George Hanson. - How do you do? Paul James. 806 01:00:45,950 --> 01:00:48,831 - You in the theatre? - No, a graduate of our host college. 807 01:00:48,911 --> 01:00:51,271 Really? "The return of the native". 808 01:00:52,551 --> 01:00:56,512 Well, look forward to seeing you both around the campus, hm? Bye. 809 01:00:56,592 --> 01:00:58,552 - Bye-bye. - See you. 810 01:01:00,232 --> 01:01:03,033 I wonder if Mrs Rodney charges by the hour. 811 01:01:03,113 --> 01:01:07,553 Let me tell you, when my first wife left me she wanted to take my clients. 812 01:01:07,674 --> 01:01:12,114 I understand the house, the car, but my clients? 813 01:01:12,194 --> 01:01:18,995 You know, since we last met, I've done some heavy therapy and taken up yoga. 814 01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:21,516 - And I quit advertising. - Mm. 815 01:01:21,596 --> 01:01:28,277 So I know this might seem premature, but I'm ready to be the father of your child. 816 01:01:43,639 --> 01:01:45,239 Good night. 817 01:01:58,042 --> 01:01:59,842 Good night. 818 01:01:59,962 --> 01:02:04,162 And our thanks to Mrs Gutierrez for an interesting question 819 01:02:04,243 --> 01:02:08,243 and a spirited response from the panel. 820 01:02:08,323 --> 01:02:14,564 And now we move on to, um... oh, another question from Mrs Gutierrez. 821 01:02:14,684 --> 01:02:17,565 Oh, yes. How do you feel about great works of literature 822 01:02:17,685 --> 01:02:20,365 being transformed into musical comedy? 823 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:25,046 That sounds like one for our academic colleague. Professor? 824 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:28,926 Well, um, I should begin by saying that 825 01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:32,607 I think My Fair Lady is a complete distortion of Shaw's Pygmalion, 826 01:02:32,687 --> 01:02:35,447 as is West Side Story of Romeo and Juliet. 827 01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:37,488 But then I hate all musicals. 828 01:02:37,608 --> 01:02:44,929 I believe they're middlebrow, populist and frankly dangerous. 829 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,049 So it's a clean sweep from Dr Joley. 830 01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:52,210 I have seen shows in cross-gender clubs in Berlin 831 01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:57,691 that has far more theatrical impact than anything I have ever seen on Broadway. 832 01:02:57,771 --> 01:03:02,612 - You mean women dipped in chocolate? - I am talking about serious artists. 833 01:03:02,692 --> 01:03:07,613 I have never recovered from Ulrika Schinkel's brilliant production of Beethoven in Bondage, 834 01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:09,853 set amongst the ruins of the Reichstag. 835 01:03:09,973 --> 01:03:15,094 Something that may interest you, Rodney, is German theatres are filled with young people. 836 01:03:15,174 --> 01:03:19,094 Nina! Mommy says we're all taking a picnic on the beach. 837 01:03:19,174 --> 01:03:24,015 - Oh, honey, I'm waiting for a phone call. - Mommy, Nina's waiting for a phone call. 838 01:03:24,135 --> 01:03:26,576 Sally, go get your father. Go. 839 01:03:27,816 --> 01:03:32,337 - I'll come down later, I promise. - Jesus Christ, you're always moping. 840 01:03:32,457 --> 01:03:37,457 - You're a guest here. Make an effort. - I have made an effort. Stephen loved me. 841 01:03:37,577 --> 01:03:40,778 I hope you realise he's currently in bed with his old boyfriend. 842 01:03:40,898 --> 01:03:44,498 - Who, Stephen? - The man whose call you're waiting for. 843 01:03:44,578 --> 01:03:48,339 You know, I enjoy gay people. 844 01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:51,900 I just have a problem with my sister being in love with one of them. 845 01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:54,220 I am not in love with him. 846 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:58,661 Even when I was desperate to marry Sidney, I never carried on like you. And he's straight. 847 01:03:58,781 --> 01:04:03,141 But this is an even crazier choice than Vincent. You're not even fucking him! 848 01:04:08,942 --> 01:04:10,543 Can I ask you something? 849 01:04:10,623 --> 01:04:13,743 When was the last time you and Sidney had sex? 850 01:04:13,863 --> 01:04:18,304 - That is not the point. - Exactly! Doesn't it all turn into friendship? 851 01:04:18,384 --> 01:04:22,504 Yes, but normal people start out someplace you and teacher are never gonna get. 852 01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:26,665 - Look at yourself. You're a psychiatrist. - I am a social worker, Constance! 853 01:04:26,745 --> 01:04:29,946 Oh! Will you just let me live my goddamn life! 854 01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:34,586 Read my lips. George is G-A-Y. 855 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:37,427 Gay! That means he never sleeps with women. 856 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:40,467 - He has slept with a woman. - What? 857 01:04:42,028 --> 01:04:46,948 - Lucy Jane Parnell. - Oh, please. Don't tell me. In high school? 858 01:04:47,028 --> 01:04:49,229 They all try women once in high school, 859 01:04:49,309 --> 01:04:53,589 but you're nutty enough to believe that based on that, you can bring him to his senses. 860 01:04:53,669 --> 01:04:58,030 A gay nursery-school teacher is a one-way ticket to nowhere. 861 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:01,231 I'd love to go to a place like this - 862 01:05:01,551 --> 01:05:04,431 read, sleep, have great talks, sex... 863 01:05:04,511 --> 01:05:08,712 Well, we didn't actually have much of that. We did talk about it a lot. 864 01:05:08,792 --> 01:05:11,472 - Did you act at all? - Me? No, not really. 865 01:05:11,552 --> 01:05:15,913 - You an actor? - Well, trying to be. That's how I met Rodney. 866 01:05:15,993 --> 01:05:20,754 - I sat in on his world theatre class. - What's his take on world theatre? 867 01:05:20,874 --> 01:05:26,635 Well, Rodney's very picky. He likes Damn Yankees and Shakespeare - butjust to read. 868 01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:30,155 He's never seen a production up to his standards. 869 01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:35,156 Don't you get flak from your actor friends being with a critic? 870 01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:40,357 Well, I've never been with him with him. It's just that he came up to me one day after class 871 01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:43,877 and he's been sort of like my mentor and my family ever since. 872 01:05:43,957 --> 01:05:47,038 Oh, I thought maybe you lived together. I'm sorry. 873 01:05:47,118 --> 01:05:52,119 We do live together. He offered me a room so I can save my money for acting lessons. 874 01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:55,799 Well, I've always had terrible judgment. 875 01:05:55,879 --> 01:05:59,880 My entire freshman year I had a crush on a guy named Trotter Bull the Third. 876 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:06,321 - He looked just like one of those rowers. - Looks like pretty good judgment to me. 877 01:06:06,401 --> 01:06:08,001 Except he had a girlfriend. 878 01:06:08,081 --> 01:06:12,442 I actually got up the courage to talk to him one night about Walt Whitman. 879 01:06:13,482 --> 01:06:17,923 He probably became an investment banker, had four kids, all named Trotter, 880 01:06:18,003 --> 01:06:21,043 and never talked about poetry again. 881 01:06:25,204 --> 01:06:27,724 I'll talk to you about poetry. 882 01:06:30,325 --> 01:06:31,925 Sure. Any time. 883 01:06:33,205 --> 01:06:34,165 How about a swim? 884 01:06:34,285 --> 01:06:36,846 - Whoo! - Wait for me! 885 01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:38,726 Hey! 886 01:06:44,367 --> 01:06:46,247 I've got it. It's for me. Sorry. 887 01:06:46,327 --> 01:06:48,128 Hello. 888 01:06:49,128 --> 01:06:51,328 No, she's at the beach. 889 01:06:52,888 --> 01:06:56,569 Uh-huh. It's Martha Stewart for Mrs Miller. 890 01:06:56,649 --> 01:06:59,529 - Yes? - Is it the Martha Stewart? 891 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:01,050 Yes. 892 01:07:01,130 --> 01:07:03,490 Oh, will you hold on, please? 893 01:07:04,290 --> 01:07:08,891 Miss Stewart, I'm having a big problem with my azaleas. 894 01:07:11,171 --> 01:07:12,372 Uh-huh. 895 01:07:12,452 --> 01:07:16,652 - Do I see you again? - I hope so. 896 01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:19,293 When do I call you? 897 01:07:19,373 --> 01:07:20,973 Oh, fuck. 898 01:07:21,053 --> 01:07:24,333 My roommate. I was supposed to call her this morning. Shit! 899 01:07:24,413 --> 01:07:27,294 - Your roommate? - Yeah, we live together. 900 01:07:27,374 --> 01:07:31,134 We don't live live together, we just live together. Shit! 901 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:34,775 - She's in her bedroom. I'll call her. - She's in bed, apparently. 902 01:07:34,895 --> 01:07:38,096 - Hi, George. - Hey, kiddo. Why you in bed? Are you sick? 903 01:07:38,216 --> 01:07:42,816 I'm pregnant, George. Or have you been so busy with Dr Joley that you forgot? 904 01:07:42,936 --> 01:07:46,057 Nothing's happened with Dr Joley. I've hardly seen him. 905 01:07:47,377 --> 01:07:50,498 - So then let's go home. - What do you mean? 906 01:07:50,618 --> 01:07:53,458 There's a bus. At seven o'clock. 907 01:07:53,538 --> 01:07:56,499 - Tonight? - Sure. Why not? 908 01:07:56,619 --> 01:07:58,899 I don't want you travelling alone so late. 909 01:07:59,019 --> 01:08:02,459 How about I borrow my brother's car and pick you up tomorrow? 910 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:06,820 George, please, please. I'm so miserable. Please... 911 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:10,581 You could be on a train, too, and we could be in our beds by midnight. 912 01:08:11,581 --> 01:08:14,141 - Nina... - Please. You have to rescue me. 913 01:08:14,221 --> 01:08:19,142 I have got to get away from here, and there's nothing for you to stay there for. 914 01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:23,183 Anybody who bolts from the Hamptons is OK with me. 915 01:08:23,263 --> 01:08:26,263 I hate it here. It's so pretentious. 916 01:08:29,184 --> 01:08:34,865 If I wasn't married and you weren't my wife's stepsister, I'd have an affair with you. 917 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:37,185 I think you're terrific. 918 01:08:37,265 --> 01:08:39,465 - Want some money? - No, I'm fine. 919 01:08:39,585 --> 01:08:42,386 - How about some Chuckles? - No. 920 01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:48,547 - I got the new Michael Crichton in the car. - Oh, no, really. Thanks, Sidney. 921 01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:51,627 OK. Oh, gosh. Photographs. I got it. 922 01:09:05,069 --> 01:09:07,190 Hi. 923 01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:10,990 Hi, man. 924 01:09:13,511 --> 01:09:15,231 Hi, Melissa. 925 01:09:15,311 --> 01:09:16,911 Hi. 926 01:09:32,394 --> 01:09:34,354 - So, how are you, huh? - Oh, shit! 927 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:38,555 - Hey, let me help you out. - No, I'm fine, Vince. I got it. I'm fine. 928 01:09:38,635 --> 01:09:40,435 OK. 929 01:09:42,035 --> 01:09:43,996 Vince, honey? 930 01:09:57,438 --> 01:09:59,638 Melissa, I'm just gonna say goodbye. 931 01:09:59,718 --> 01:10:02,319 - Vince, I'm really tired. - Just be a minute. 932 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:04,599 - Can I put you in a taxi? - No, I'm fine. 933 01:10:04,679 --> 01:10:07,359 - Come on... - Vince, please! I'm fine, really. 934 01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:11,120 - Give my love to George. - Oh, sure. I certainly will. 935 01:10:15,641 --> 01:10:17,441 Hey! 936 01:10:27,683 --> 01:10:30,323 Oh. Oh, excuse me? Excuse me? 937 01:10:30,403 --> 01:10:33,403 Oh, you're gonna be so glad you met me. 938 01:10:33,483 --> 01:10:37,644 My purse was just stolen and I'm pregnant and I have no way home. 939 01:10:37,724 --> 01:10:39,845 - Are you hurt? - No, I'm fine. 940 01:10:39,925 --> 01:10:43,125 - You sure? - Yeah. It's just my purse was stolen. 941 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:46,005 Well, let's go. I got it. 942 01:10:46,086 --> 01:10:47,646 Oh, thank God. 943 01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:53,767 So, we'll go report all this, and then I'm getting off duty, so I'll give you a lift home. 944 01:10:53,887 --> 01:10:58,247 I'm surprised he didn't arrest me. I'm mugged and the goddamn desk sergeant blames me. 945 01:10:58,367 --> 01:11:01,408 He's the only one like that. The rest of us are sensitive. 946 01:11:01,528 --> 01:11:06,449 "Lady, you asked for it. " I thought people like that were banned from the police force. 947 01:11:06,529 --> 01:11:09,889 It's none of his goddamn business where the fuck my husband is! 948 01:11:10,009 --> 01:11:13,530 - You don't seem to care. - Me? I used to give women lots of opinions, 949 01:11:13,610 --> 01:11:16,050 but now I go with the flow. 950 01:11:17,450 --> 01:11:19,651 - Are you gay? - I'm sorry? 951 01:11:19,731 --> 01:11:24,412 I've a theory that a man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay. 952 01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:29,172 - Well, that makes as much sense as Freud. - Makes a hell of a lot more sense than Freud! 953 01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:32,333 Freud doesn't know dick about women. 954 01:11:33,933 --> 01:11:35,733 I can't believe I just said that. 955 01:11:36,934 --> 01:11:39,734 - Very nice of you to drive me home. - Oh, not a problem. 956 01:11:39,814 --> 01:11:43,255 If I were married, I'd want someone to drive my wife home. 957 01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:49,416 - Will your husband be there? - I don't have a husband. 958 01:11:49,496 --> 01:11:54,336 - The father? - Oh, no, no. He will definitely not be there. 959 01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,697 I hardly speak to him. 960 01:11:56,817 --> 01:12:02,658 Well, you don't find anyone new till you're brave enough to give up the old. 961 01:12:02,778 --> 01:12:05,578 I don't really wanna find anyone new. 962 01:12:05,658 --> 01:12:07,538 That's good. 963 01:12:07,658 --> 01:12:09,939 - Happy with the status quo. - Yeah. 964 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,859 Me, too. 965 01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:15,420 But you're so nice. You should be married. 966 01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:20,901 You think all nice people are married? What kind of counsellor are you? 967 01:12:23,261 --> 01:12:27,862 Great. You can stop right over there. Thank you so much. 968 01:12:33,383 --> 01:12:35,583 You're really kind. 969 01:12:35,663 --> 01:12:37,623 Oh! 970 01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:42,064 George! 971 01:12:42,184 --> 01:12:45,024 Oh, my gosh! You're back already? Hi! 972 01:12:45,104 --> 01:12:46,505 Oh! 973 01:12:46,585 --> 01:12:50,785 - Did you get a ride home? - No. My purse got stolen at the bus station. 974 01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:53,186 - What? - And Vince and Melissa were on the bus. 975 01:12:53,266 --> 01:12:59,787 And Sidney told me he would have an affair with me! It's been the weekend from hell. 976 01:12:59,867 --> 01:13:02,467 Come on. I'll make you some tea. 977 01:13:16,589 --> 01:13:21,430 Hiya, sweetie. George, terrific news about you and Dr Joley. Good for you. 978 01:13:21,510 --> 01:13:22,910 - Thanks. - Bye, George. 979 01:13:24,911 --> 01:13:26,471 Hey. 980 01:13:26,591 --> 01:13:31,272 - Nina, you find out who the father is yet? - I call the shots, Kiesha. 981 01:13:31,392 --> 01:13:33,352 Yeah! 982 01:13:34,832 --> 01:13:38,433 - So what's for supper, Nina? - Pot roast. It's George's favourite. 983 01:13:38,553 --> 01:13:40,353 - Is he back yet? - I don't know. 984 01:13:40,673 --> 01:13:42,714 Paul? 985 01:13:42,834 --> 01:13:45,354 Oh, jeez. He's supposed to be at the theatre. 986 01:13:46,274 --> 01:13:47,914 Paul? 987 01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:50,835 I fled at half-time. 988 01:13:50,915 --> 01:13:54,675 A lot of pumped-up men taking their clothes off. Dreadfully boring. 989 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:59,316 I've got to see King Lear tomorrow night, God help me. 990 01:13:59,396 --> 01:14:03,517 I fully expect him to step on stage, say he's old, hot and strip to his underwear. 991 01:14:03,637 --> 01:14:06,077 Oh, would you like a glass of vino? 992 01:14:06,197 --> 01:14:10,478 And tell whoever it is you've got in there he's left his knapsack on the sofa. 993 01:14:19,719 --> 01:14:24,080 Ah, it's the graduate. Do, please, come and sit down. 994 01:14:34,602 --> 01:14:39,363 Paul and I are currently meandering through some of the better Australian Chardonnays. 995 01:14:39,483 --> 01:14:42,243 - Can I tempt you? - No, thank you. 996 01:14:42,323 --> 01:14:43,523 Oh. 997 01:14:43,603 --> 01:14:45,404 Paul? 998 01:14:46,724 --> 01:14:51,164 So, how's our distinguished Shavian scholar Dr Joley? 999 01:14:52,445 --> 01:14:56,565 Well, I haven't seen him since the critics' convention. 1000 01:14:59,086 --> 01:15:01,846 Actually, George lives with a woman. 1001 01:15:03,446 --> 01:15:05,487 Really? 1002 01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:07,767 How Bloomsbury. 1003 01:15:08,887 --> 01:15:13,248 - Nina's my best friend. - Paul and I visit the theatre quite often. 1004 01:15:13,328 --> 01:15:16,769 Perhaps you and your best friend would care to join us one evening. 1005 01:15:16,849 --> 01:15:21,929 That's very kind of you, but I'm not sure she likes the theatre. 1006 01:15:22,009 --> 01:15:26,690 Oh, she's absolutely right. There's nothing to see. 1007 01:15:28,090 --> 01:15:31,611 Well, perhaps we could go and have a meal together sometime. 1008 01:15:31,691 --> 01:15:35,131 We'd like to see more of you, in any event, d'you know? 1009 01:15:36,892 --> 01:15:39,932 Well, I hope so. You know, I'm sorry... I really... 1010 01:15:40,012 --> 01:15:41,973 Oh. Really? 1011 01:15:44,733 --> 01:15:47,173 Don't forget your little bag. 1012 01:15:48,014 --> 01:15:51,894 - Well, it's nice seeing you. - Yes, indeed. Good night. 1013 01:15:53,014 --> 01:15:54,975 I'll be right back. 1014 01:16:02,256 --> 01:16:04,216 I'll call you tomorrow. 1015 01:16:18,378 --> 01:16:21,499 Thank you for returning my call. 1016 01:16:22,299 --> 01:16:28,980 Nina, you were probably right. You and I as a couple were a pretty miserable match. 1017 01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,900 But I still love you. 1018 01:16:30,980 --> 01:16:34,861 That's my problem. I can deal with that. 1019 01:16:36,061 --> 01:16:41,062 Nina, whatever way that you're planning on doing this, 1020 01:16:41,142 --> 01:16:43,782 for once in my life I'm not gonna tell you how. 1021 01:16:45,783 --> 01:16:50,904 I would just like to think that I could somehow be part of the picture. 1022 01:16:53,704 --> 01:16:55,504 Vince, 1023 01:16:55,624 --> 01:16:57,825 you're the daddy. 1024 01:17:02,905 --> 01:17:05,106 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 1025 01:17:05,226 --> 01:17:08,106 - How are you? - Louis. This is Vince. 1026 01:17:08,226 --> 01:17:10,427 - Hi. Louis Crowley. - Vince McBride. 1027 01:17:10,507 --> 01:17:13,107 This is my nephew Joe and my niece Sophie. 1028 01:17:13,187 --> 01:17:16,868 - Vince is the father of my... - Baby. I'm the father of the baby. 1029 01:17:16,948 --> 01:17:19,308 Oh, I see... And how's... 1030 01:17:19,388 --> 01:17:22,349 - George. My roommate. He's... - He's fine. He's home. 1031 01:17:22,469 --> 01:17:27,589 - Oh. Hey, great. Go with the flow. - That's right. 1032 01:17:27,669 --> 01:17:30,470 The workings of her mind appealed to him. 1033 01:17:30,550 --> 01:17:37,151 She leaves her warm bed in the cold dawn to rush there full of zeal and loyalty... 1034 01:17:50,593 --> 01:17:55,594 Coming up, Kurt will have sports. Stay with us. 1035 01:18:05,675 --> 01:18:07,636 Hi. Hey. 1036 01:18:07,756 --> 01:18:09,716 - Sorry. - Don't be sorry. 1037 01:18:09,836 --> 01:18:13,037 Sorry I'm late. Yeah, God, I'm sorry. 1038 01:18:13,157 --> 01:18:17,837 Did Nina tell you I was visiting some college friends? And we drank too much... 1039 01:18:17,917 --> 01:18:20,518 - Well, why didn't you bring them? - What? 1040 01:18:21,158 --> 01:18:27,239 What a shame to break up such a great party. I'd like to meet your friends someday. 1041 01:18:27,359 --> 01:18:29,799 - So, how late did you stay up? - Late. 1042 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:34,080 So late there wasn't a cab left in Manhattan, huh? 1043 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:39,161 - Well, we were all too wrecked to go home. - Whoo! My big brother, the party animal. 1044 01:18:39,241 --> 01:18:41,201 - Coffee? - Yeah, please. 1045 01:18:41,281 --> 01:18:47,442 - D'you wanna hear the specials? - No. Just orange juice and eggs Florentine. 1046 01:18:47,562 --> 01:18:54,403 - So, Caroline, is the wedding still on? - I haven't heard otherwise, but I'm waiting. 1047 01:18:54,483 --> 01:18:57,604 - Well, we're looking forward to it. - If you can make it. 1048 01:18:57,724 --> 01:19:00,484 He's been busy this fall with faculty meetings. 1049 01:19:00,564 --> 01:19:03,925 Yeah, I'm trying to get things in order before the baby comes. 1050 01:19:04,045 --> 01:19:07,325 I never thought I'd hear my big brother talk about babies coming. 1051 01:19:07,405 --> 01:19:13,326 - And before me. That's what pisses me off. - I think what you guys are doing is fantastic. 1052 01:19:13,406 --> 01:19:16,927 Here's my question though: What about the father? 1053 01:19:17,047 --> 01:19:21,247 This guy must be the most interesting guy in the world, or the most tolerant. 1054 01:19:21,327 --> 01:19:25,088 Actually, he's dating George's colleague Melissa, 1055 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:27,408 so that takes a shitload of tolerance. 1056 01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:30,169 They're not dating any more. They broke up. 1057 01:19:30,249 --> 01:19:33,609 - Wait, who's this Melissa? Is she cute? - Frank! 1058 01:19:33,689 --> 01:19:37,690 I'm just trying to keep my options open. 1059 01:19:38,010 --> 01:19:43,091 - Frank, you're horrible. - Aren't we all just horrible? Aren't men jerks? 1060 01:19:43,171 --> 01:19:45,931 I think Nina and George have a great relationship. 1061 01:19:46,011 --> 01:19:50,092 Yeah, when we see each other we have a great relationship. 1062 01:19:54,653 --> 01:19:58,013 George, when they complain about not seeing you enough, 1063 01:19:58,093 --> 01:20:02,614 you have to buy them a diamond or take them to the theatre. 1064 01:20:02,694 --> 01:20:06,295 Maybe we could go see a friend of mine who's in a play next weekend. 1065 01:20:06,375 --> 01:20:11,295 Well, I'm on call next weekend. Frank certainly isn't going without me. 1066 01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:12,816 - Come on... - No. 1067 01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:16,576 So does that mean I get a date alone with you this weekend? 1068 01:20:16,656 --> 01:20:20,537 Or will I get another call Saturday afternoon? 1069 01:20:21,577 --> 01:20:25,178 Saints do not move. They grant for prayers' sake. 1070 01:20:25,258 --> 01:20:29,778 Then move not while my prayer's effect I take. 1071 01:20:33,219 --> 01:20:37,140 Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged. 1072 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:39,980 Then have my lips the sin that they have took. 1073 01:20:40,060 --> 01:20:42,260 Sin from my lips? 1074 01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:44,941 O, trespass sweetly urged. 1075 01:20:45,661 --> 01:20:47,621 Give me my sin again. 1076 01:20:54,582 --> 01:20:56,103 You kiss by the book. 1077 01:21:03,064 --> 01:21:06,064 - Here we are. Sorry about that. - Thanks. 1078 01:21:06,144 --> 01:21:08,344 - Well, cheers. - Cheers. 1079 01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:12,665 So nice to meet you. George talks about you all the time. Ah. 1080 01:21:16,946 --> 01:21:19,506 - Oh! - You were fantastic! 1081 01:21:19,586 --> 01:21:23,347 - Oh, and this is Nina. - Hi. You were great. 1082 01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:25,987 Great to meet you. George talks about you all the time. 1083 01:21:26,067 --> 01:21:29,428 Hey, George. George! How are you? 1084 01:21:29,508 --> 01:21:32,708 - I want you to meet somebody. - I don't know if you remember me. 1085 01:21:32,828 --> 01:21:35,549 - Yeah! - We talked about Walt Whitman. Trotter Bull. 1086 01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:42,310 - Paul! Paul! Paul! This is Trotter Bull. - Oh, my God. I've heard so much about you. 1087 01:21:42,390 --> 01:21:45,070 George talks about you all the time. 1088 01:21:45,670 --> 01:21:49,671 Is that right? Well, you were wonderful in the play. 1089 01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:53,272 - Wasn't he great? - It was so nice seeing you again. 1090 01:21:53,392 --> 01:21:56,752 Let me give you my card - if you ever need a stockbroker, OK? 1091 01:21:56,872 --> 01:22:01,473 - Thanks a lot. Great seeing you, Trotter. - Hey, we've got that ten o'clock thing. 1092 01:22:01,593 --> 01:22:05,033 - Nice to meet you. - I wish he'd been our Mercutio instead. 1093 01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:09,194 - Rodney, please. - And he was right. You were awfully good. 1094 01:22:09,274 --> 01:22:11,635 But people do modern-dress Shakespeare 1095 01:22:11,715 --> 01:22:15,595 because they have no instinct for any other period. 1096 01:22:15,675 --> 01:22:21,356 Clearly, the no-talent who directed this hoped to transform the world's greatest love story 1097 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:24,797 into a Calvin Klein commercial. The man should be shot! 1098 01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:26,557 - Mr Fraser. - Yes? 1099 01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:28,237 - I'm the director. - Ah. 1100 01:22:28,317 --> 01:22:29,357 Oh! 1101 01:22:32,438 --> 01:22:36,198 - Come on, let me help you. - Thank you. 1102 01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:37,519 Good night. 1103 01:22:37,599 --> 01:22:42,119 George and I were wondering what you and Rodney were doing for Thanksgiving. 1104 01:22:42,239 --> 01:22:46,680 - I'm sorry, we... - No, we'd love to come. How kind. Thank you. 1105 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,801 Ooh, I'm sorry. Wonderful. 1106 01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,841 - OK, so one o'clock. - We'll be there. 1107 01:22:51,961 --> 01:22:53,761 OK. 1108 01:22:54,681 --> 01:22:56,642 - Bye. - Good night. 1109 01:22:57,762 --> 01:23:00,402 You're an extraordinary person. 1110 01:23:00,482 --> 01:23:03,083 They seem like a lovely couple. 1111 01:23:06,483 --> 01:23:13,044 Hey, you! I don't care what you say. I love Les Mis, and Andrew Lloyd Webber's a genius. 1112 01:23:16,365 --> 01:23:19,205 - Hello. Hi. - Oh, hello. Lovely to see you again. 1113 01:23:19,285 --> 01:23:24,206 - Happy Thanksgiving. We're through here. - George, happy Thanksgiving. 1114 01:23:24,326 --> 01:23:26,766 - D'you need any help? - No. Everything's fine. 1115 01:23:26,847 --> 01:23:31,607 What a relief. Cos, contrary to stereotype, I'm an awful cook. 1116 01:23:31,727 --> 01:23:34,488 No. Well, make yourselves comfortable. 1117 01:23:34,568 --> 01:23:39,168 Or, George, you could take them for a walk while I get ready. 1118 01:23:39,288 --> 01:23:46,370 Well, why don't you two children go and play somewhere and I'll keep Nina company. Hey? 1119 01:23:48,410 --> 01:23:50,010 You should tell her. 1120 01:23:50,090 --> 01:23:52,691 You don't wanna hurt Rodney, I don't wanna hurt Nina. 1121 01:23:52,771 --> 01:23:56,531 I don't wanna exclude Rodney. That's different. 1122 01:23:57,331 --> 01:24:00,252 Are you trying to tell me something, because we could stop. 1123 01:24:00,332 --> 01:24:03,452 No. I... 1124 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:07,653 This isn't easy. I promised her I'd help her with the baby. 1125 01:24:07,733 --> 01:24:11,014 That's great. Help her. Be the uncle, be the godfather. 1126 01:24:11,094 --> 01:24:16,174 No, you don't understand. I'm more excited about this baby than anything ever in my life. 1127 01:24:16,254 --> 01:24:18,815 - More than me? - Jeez, Paul, don't make it that way. 1128 01:24:18,895 --> 01:24:21,775 I'm not making it that way. You are. 1129 01:24:25,096 --> 01:24:27,376 I love you very much. 1130 01:24:28,896 --> 01:24:32,897 I think we're both behaving rather well under the circumstances. 1131 01:24:32,977 --> 01:24:38,738 After all, it's not always easy being alone in the bedroom next door. 1132 01:24:41,098 --> 01:24:43,219 Next door to George and Paul? 1133 01:24:43,299 --> 01:24:45,259 You knew that? 1134 01:24:45,379 --> 01:24:48,139 Well, of course. Of course I knew that. 1135 01:24:48,219 --> 01:24:54,300 - I think Paul's great. I think he's just great. - Well, we're all great. 1136 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:58,741 - You must think I'm pretty peculiar. - I have opinions about Shakespeare. 1137 01:24:58,861 --> 01:25:02,822 About other people's lifestyles I have absolutely no opinions whatsoever. 1138 01:25:02,902 --> 01:25:06,022 And I don't think one should be too hard on oneself, 1139 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:10,863 if the object of one's affection returns the favour 1140 01:25:10,983 --> 01:25:16,584 with rather less enthusiasm that one might have hoped. 1141 01:25:16,704 --> 01:25:22,545 But a small observation, if I may, from someone old enough to be your grandfather. 1142 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:24,905 You're not that much older. 1143 01:25:26,145 --> 01:25:30,746 Have you noticed that you're the only woman coming to your Thanksgiving dinner? 1144 01:25:30,866 --> 01:25:33,747 Yes. But all my female friends are either busy... 1145 01:25:33,827 --> 01:25:39,068 Don't get defensive. Have you also noticed that you're the only practising heterosexual 1146 01:25:39,148 --> 01:25:42,188 coming to your Thanksgiving dinner? 1147 01:25:43,668 --> 01:25:47,749 Well, I haven't practised in a while. 1148 01:25:47,829 --> 01:25:49,869 I'm serious. 1149 01:25:49,949 --> 01:25:55,550 What happens when all the men at your Thanksgiving dinner find other men? 1150 01:25:55,630 --> 01:25:57,831 Who's at your table then? 1151 01:25:59,111 --> 01:26:05,752 Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come into the middle of it. 1152 01:26:11,793 --> 01:26:16,914 Lord, for the erring thought 1153 01:26:16,994 --> 01:26:19,354 Not into evil wrought: 1154 01:26:19,474 --> 01:26:24,475 Lord, for the wicked will Betrayed and baffled still: 1155 01:26:25,355 --> 01:26:29,556 For the heart from itself kept, 1156 01:26:29,636 --> 01:26:32,996 Our Thanksgiving accept. 1157 01:26:35,156 --> 01:26:38,517 To Nina and George, our wonderful new friends. 1158 01:26:38,597 --> 01:26:40,397 To Nina and George. 1159 01:26:40,477 --> 01:26:41,878 - To friendship. - Yes. 1160 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:43,918 To friendship. 1161 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,960 Well, 1162 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:02,121 Paul, I think you and I ought to be getting going. 1163 01:27:02,201 --> 01:27:05,561 Actually, I think I'm gonna hang out here for a while. 1164 01:27:05,681 --> 01:27:07,482 Ah. 1165 01:27:10,162 --> 01:27:14,043 - Is that OK, Rod? - When would you be getting... 1166 01:27:32,286 --> 01:27:34,086 Right. 1167 01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:37,366 Well, thank you for including me in your holiday. 1168 01:27:37,486 --> 01:27:40,247 - Thank you for coming. - Good night. 1169 01:27:40,327 --> 01:27:42,127 Paul. 1170 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:45,128 Happy Thanksgiving. 1171 01:27:45,688 --> 01:27:47,728 - George. - Good night. 1172 01:27:47,808 --> 01:27:52,489 - Uh, could I walk you out to the... - No, I'm fine. Thanks. 1173 01:27:53,809 --> 01:27:56,409 - Thanks. Bye. - Good night. 1174 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:09,411 - Well, let's get cracking on these dishes. - No, it's all right, I've got it. Thank you. 1175 01:28:12,852 --> 01:28:15,652 - You sure? - Yes, definitely. Good night. 1176 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:27,974 Thank you. 1177 01:28:30,055 --> 01:28:32,175 Thank you. 1178 01:28:32,255 --> 01:28:35,056 Absolutely the best holiday. 1179 01:28:37,176 --> 01:28:39,136 I love you. 1180 01:28:47,057 --> 01:28:50,818 - It was a wonderful dinner, Nina. - Thank you. 1181 01:29:07,581 --> 01:29:10,621 Nina, it's three o'clock in the morning. 1182 01:29:10,741 --> 01:29:13,342 I'm sorry. Did I wake you? 1183 01:29:13,422 --> 01:29:15,302 No. 1184 01:29:15,422 --> 01:29:20,823 - Paul wanted some ice cream. - So sweet. You have so much in common. 1185 01:29:22,703 --> 01:29:26,464 Paul thinks... you don't like him. 1186 01:29:26,584 --> 01:29:28,144 I don't know him. 1187 01:29:29,664 --> 01:29:33,985 - You seem to like Rodney. - Well, Rodney is a decent and intelligent man 1188 01:29:34,065 --> 01:29:36,745 who is very hurt and insecure. 1189 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:40,986 We're all very hurt and insecure. Who do you know that isn't? 1190 01:29:41,066 --> 01:29:46,667 - Paul. Paul seems to be a totally happy guy. - You don't like him. 1191 01:29:46,747 --> 01:29:50,187 What the hell difference does it make if I like Paul or not, George? 1192 01:29:50,307 --> 01:29:55,508 You like Paul and that's what's important. And that's great. I just finished my work. 1193 01:29:55,588 --> 01:29:59,269 Nina, I slept for months in this apartment with you and Vince right there. 1194 01:29:59,389 --> 01:30:00,949 - That is different. - How? 1195 01:30:01,069 --> 01:30:05,110 Because you don't tell a woman you love her, then two days later bring Romeo home! 1196 01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:09,391 - You invited him! - And Rodney. I thought they were a couple. 1197 01:30:09,471 --> 01:30:14,071 - You didn't think that. - Well, you didn't tell me otherwise. 1198 01:30:16,192 --> 01:30:18,312 Nina, look at me. 1199 01:30:18,432 --> 01:30:20,712 - Nina, look... Nina, look at me! - What? 1200 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:24,273 - We were gonna make up new rules. - They have to work for both of us. 1201 01:30:24,353 --> 01:30:30,514 - So you can have a man, but I can't? - No, you cannot have me, Paul and this baby. 1202 01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:33,514 Why? Because you deserve to have it all and I don't? 1203 01:30:33,634 --> 01:30:38,635 It's not about having it all. It is about picking one person and making it work. 1204 01:30:38,715 --> 01:30:43,836 And when you're fucking a man next door, it's clear you don't wanna make it work with me! 1205 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:47,357 - That's bullshit! - Oh, fuck off, George! 1206 01:30:49,517 --> 01:30:51,877 You forgot Paul's ice cream! 1207 01:31:19,682 --> 01:31:23,042 Caroline, let's face it. My little brother is cute! 1208 01:31:23,162 --> 01:31:27,163 If he can deal with the 20 women outside with pistols, this union will succeed. 1209 01:31:34,164 --> 01:31:39,365 My friend Nina, the wisest person I know, said to me yesterday: 1210 01:31:39,445 --> 01:31:44,286 "You have to pick one person and make it work. " 1211 01:31:45,926 --> 01:31:51,007 Frank, I think you picked absolutely the right person. 1212 01:31:54,967 --> 01:31:57,328 I'd like to propose a toast. 1213 01:31:59,568 --> 01:32:02,328 To the doctors, Frank and Caroline Colucci Hanson. 1214 01:32:02,409 --> 01:32:04,769 Hear! Hear! 1215 01:32:13,610 --> 01:32:19,611 - Your husband is adorable. - I can't imagine mine calling me his friend. 1216 01:34:13,989 --> 01:34:16,590 George, I gotta get outta here. 1217 01:34:21,831 --> 01:34:25,031 - You OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. 1218 01:34:25,111 --> 01:34:27,072 Are you sure? 1219 01:34:27,592 --> 01:34:30,232 Yeah, I just had to get out of there. 1220 01:34:30,312 --> 01:34:33,393 I know. Weddings can be a little much. 1221 01:34:38,633 --> 01:34:40,994 But it works. 1222 01:34:44,634 --> 01:34:46,995 What do you mean? 1223 01:34:51,035 --> 01:34:54,636 I was watching Frank and Caroline today... 1224 01:34:55,876 --> 01:34:58,156 and I just kept thinking... 1225 01:35:00,317 --> 01:35:02,277 "This is real. " 1226 01:35:04,677 --> 01:35:07,038 "And George and I are not. " 1227 01:35:16,279 --> 01:35:18,240 We're just different. 1228 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:23,080 But I don't think that I am that different. 1229 01:35:26,641 --> 01:35:29,001 I want you to be with me. 1230 01:35:31,442 --> 01:35:33,562 I want you to marry me. 1231 01:35:35,242 --> 01:35:38,683 I want you to love me the way that I love you. 1232 01:35:41,603 --> 01:35:45,044 I don't really wanna see who you are at all. 1233 01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:56,206 I think you see me. 1234 01:35:57,566 --> 01:36:00,246 Well, then tell me the truth. 1235 01:36:00,326 --> 01:36:02,287 What do you want? 1236 01:36:08,448 --> 01:36:10,408 I want Paul. 1237 01:36:18,369 --> 01:36:23,770 And I wanna be able to look at you and not feel so hurt by you. 1238 01:36:27,611 --> 01:36:30,051 I'm so sorry. 1239 01:36:30,171 --> 01:36:33,292 The last person in the world I'd wanna hurt is you. 1240 01:36:33,372 --> 01:36:36,172 I know that. I know. 1241 01:36:36,252 --> 01:36:38,852 You can't choose who you love. 1242 01:36:41,373 --> 01:36:47,134 Paul was the best thing that ever happened to us. At least he got us to tell the truth. 1243 01:36:47,254 --> 01:36:49,894 But I don't wanna lose you. 1244 01:36:51,855 --> 01:36:54,535 I can't let things stay the same. 1245 01:37:03,256 --> 01:37:07,697 - Take care, man. - Congratulations, buddy. Way to go! 1246 01:37:13,338 --> 01:37:15,778 Hey. Sorry. I got here as fast as I could. 1247 01:37:15,898 --> 01:37:18,859 No, it's OK. George was with me the whole time. 1248 01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:21,139 Good. 1249 01:37:21,259 --> 01:37:23,380 - This is Molly. - There she is. 1250 01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:27,380 Hello, Molly. I'm your dad. 1251 01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:29,501 Yeah. 1252 01:37:29,581 --> 01:37:33,901 Sh-sh-sh. Molly, Molly, hush, hush. It's OK. 1253 01:37:33,981 --> 01:37:36,942 It's OK. It's OK. I got her. 1254 01:37:46,143 --> 01:37:48,584 Which one of you is the father? 1255 01:37:49,224 --> 01:37:53,304 - Vince McBride is the father. - Come with me. We have some paperwork. 1256 01:37:53,384 --> 01:37:58,985 Yeah, yeah, sure. Hey, you be nice to your mother, honey. Here we go. 1257 01:38:01,546 --> 01:38:04,466 Hi. Thank you. 1258 01:38:08,547 --> 01:38:12,227 I wonder if Madame Reynolds has ballroom dancing for babies. 1259 01:38:12,347 --> 01:38:13,908 Are you kidding? 1260 01:38:14,028 --> 01:38:18,468 Come here, Molly. Let's show Mommy your dancing legs. 1261 01:38:37,111 --> 01:38:40,072 George, when were you planning on moving out? 1262 01:38:41,672 --> 01:38:43,472 I don't know. 1263 01:38:45,073 --> 01:38:47,953 I think you should go before I get home. 1264 01:38:51,754 --> 01:38:54,954 Are you sure? I can stay until you and Molly get settled. 1265 01:38:55,074 --> 01:38:57,795 No, I don't want you there. 1266 01:38:57,875 --> 01:38:59,995 We'll be fine. 1267 01:39:00,075 --> 01:39:04,676 It's time for Molly and me to get on with our lives. 1268 01:39:08,596 --> 01:39:10,797 I'll speak to Paul. 1269 01:39:11,677 --> 01:39:13,477 Thank you. 1270 01:39:17,278 --> 01:39:21,238 You're a very lucky girl, Molly McBride Borowski. 1271 01:39:22,799 --> 01:39:25,479 You have the world's best mommy. 1272 01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:33,960 Bye, Nina. 1273 01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:36,041 Bye, George. 1274 01:39:44,602 --> 01:39:46,562 Head up, young person. 1275 01:39:57,924 --> 01:39:59,724 Hi. 1276 01:39:59,844 --> 01:40:01,805 Hi, Molly. 1277 01:40:11,606 --> 01:40:15,847 Hello. I'm George Hanson, principal of the Prospect Park Cooperative School. 1278 01:40:15,927 --> 01:40:19,368 We wanna welcome you to our annual music celebration. 1279 01:40:19,448 --> 01:40:23,048 And now on with the show. 1280 01:40:46,812 --> 01:40:48,692 Molly! 1281 01:41:08,775 --> 01:41:11,776 Come on, Molly! Go, Molly! 1282 01:41:23,738 --> 01:41:26,498 Whoo! Molly, yeah! 1283 01:41:26,578 --> 01:41:28,539 Yeah! Yeah! 1284 01:41:33,099 --> 01:41:35,540 - I have an audition. - When will you be home? 1285 01:41:35,660 --> 01:41:37,060 Right after yoga. 1286 01:41:37,140 --> 01:41:39,900 Are you sure? You had me over last Saturday. 1287 01:41:39,980 --> 01:41:42,741 - Hey, Rodney, you're family, man. - Yeah. 1288 01:41:42,821 --> 01:41:47,061 - Constance, why can't I get a nose ring? - Sally, get in. This is a bad neighbourhood. 1289 01:41:47,142 --> 01:41:51,222 - It's a fucking great neighbourhood. - And my name is not Constance. It's Mother. 1290 01:41:51,302 --> 01:41:54,823 Nina, don't forget dinner Thursday with Umberto Eco and Sharon Stone. 1291 01:41:54,903 --> 01:41:58,263 - Oh, goody. - A bidding war's going for Sharon's memoirs. 1292 01:41:58,383 --> 01:42:02,824 Goodbye, Louis. Good to see you again. Nina, two seconds. 1293 01:42:02,904 --> 01:42:06,665 - There's someone I want you to meet, so... - Why? I am with Louis. 1294 01:42:06,745 --> 01:42:11,425 Sweetie, you've made your point. It's time to move on. Get your hair cut. Sidney? 1295 01:42:11,545 --> 01:42:13,586 - Let's go. - Yeah, yeah, great. 1296 01:42:13,706 --> 01:42:17,626 Molly, you were great. Perfect. Coming, coming. 1297 01:42:17,706 --> 01:42:19,907 You were terrific. I love that hat. 1298 01:42:19,987 --> 01:42:23,187 - Can I give you a ride? - No, I won't use taxpayer dollars 1299 01:42:23,267 --> 01:42:28,028 to fund my personal transportation, Louis. I'll take the subway, thank you. 1300 01:42:28,108 --> 01:42:30,228 Suit yourself, Vince. 1301 01:42:30,308 --> 01:42:32,749 I'll see you at home. Bye, Molly. Greatjob. 1302 01:42:32,829 --> 01:42:35,109 - Bye, Louis. - Bye, Louis. 1303 01:42:35,189 --> 01:42:39,950 Nina, I am the only man in your life who ever made any sense. You know that, right? 1304 01:42:40,070 --> 01:42:42,350 - I do know that. - Good. 1305 01:42:42,430 --> 01:42:44,391 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, Daddy. 1306 01:42:44,511 --> 01:42:46,111 I love you. 1307 01:42:46,191 --> 01:42:47,911 George! 1308 01:42:48,431 --> 01:42:51,632 Great show. Love your work. 1309 01:42:51,712 --> 01:42:54,912 Oh, do you guys wanna come over for dinner Saturday night? 1310 01:42:54,992 --> 01:42:57,193 Sounds great. I'll ask Paul. 1311 01:42:57,273 --> 01:43:01,113 Uncle George, I had more people come see me than anyone. 1312 01:43:01,193 --> 01:43:04,554 I had Mommy and Daddy and Louis and Uncle Rodney and Uncle Sidney... 1313 01:43:04,674 --> 01:43:07,114 Honey, you are the luckiest little girl. 1314 01:43:07,194 --> 01:43:10,635 Yeah, and if you ever need any advice, ask Auntie Constance. 1315 01:43:10,715 --> 01:43:12,675 Oh, stop it! 1316 01:43:20,316 --> 01:43:21,517 OK. 1317 01:43:21,637 --> 01:43:26,557 - You wanna grab some coffee? - You always go for coffee. All you do is talk. 1318 01:43:26,677 --> 01:43:28,958 Well, excuse me, but we like talking. 1319 01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:33,518 Yeah. Nina, did you everjust wanna touch her nose? It's just like a little tulip. 1320 01:43:33,638 --> 01:43:37,399 You dare start with her. It looks nothing like a tulip. Come on. 1321 01:43:37,519 --> 01:43:44,040 - Mommy, I can quote the show. - You can? Really? 1322 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:50,561 Yes. 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