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(air whooshing)

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(ambient music)

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(waves sloshing)
(metal creaking)

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(insects buzzing)

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(boy laughing)

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(birds chirping)

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- [Man Voiceover] This is
the story of my best friend.

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That's him.

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Not now.

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That's him now.

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(door knocking)

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(guy groaning)

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(door knocking)

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He has issues.

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- Fuck off!

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(door knocking)

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- [Man Voiceover]
Intimacy issues.

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- Nobody's home!

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- [Man Voiceover]
And anger issues.

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(soda cans hissing)

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And other stuff.

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When you have a disability,

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you're on display at all hours.

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(groceries thudding)
(guy groaning)

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Travis is a solo act.

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He lives alone

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and he works alone.

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(sombre instrumental music)

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And nobody dreams of
being alone forever.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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(man laughing)

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- You're bent, you horn dog!

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(guys laughing)
(Travis groaning)

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- Nice spasmobile!

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(guys laughing)

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Hey, now we know why
he walks like that.

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- Yeah.
(guys laughing)

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- He's got a permanent boner.
(guys laughing)

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- [Bully] I think
he shat himself!

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(engine rumbling)

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(tyres screeching)

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- Oh shit!

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Shit!

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- [Bully] Oh shit, run!

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Run!

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- Who's shitting themself now?

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- No!

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Oh, he's coming!

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(engine rumbling)

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(exciting music)

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- [Bully] You crazy fuck!

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(bully huffing)

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(metal clattering)

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- Oh, shit.

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- Up yours, loser!

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- [Older Woman] Oh, dear.

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(woman sighing)

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- Travis.

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- [Travis] Little shit!

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(Travis groaning)

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- Listen,

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what you have to understand

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is that the kids in this
college are assholes.

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But that doesn't
mean you can just go

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and run the little
shitbags over.

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- Am I fired?

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(woman sighing)

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- Travis, you have
problem with your anger.

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Now you need to go
and talk to somebody.

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You have to promise me.

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- I don't have a problem.

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It's not my fault
the world's fucked.

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(woman sighing)

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- Promise me.

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(pleasant piano music)

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(door thudding)

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(Travis sighing)

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(door creaking)

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(floor creaking)

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- Freeze, asshole!

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(guys yelling)

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- [Man Voiceover] That's me...

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meeting Travis.

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(man yelling)
(bat thudding)

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- Ah!

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Motherfucker!

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- Put your hands on your head!

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Get on the couch and don't move!

90
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- What couch?

91
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- That couch!

92
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- I can't see any couch,
I can't see anything.

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I'm blind!

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- Oh, shit.

95
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Okay.

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Here, just...

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Sit there.

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I'm calling an ambulance.

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Can I get you anything?

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- Oh.

101
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A beer would be nice.

102
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- I'm calling you an ambulance.

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- [Man] What for?

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- You said you can't see.

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- I was blind already.

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- What kind of burglar are you?

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- I'm not a burglar, I
thought you were a burglar.

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- I'm not a burglar,
I live here.

109
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- Oh, well, that's
a relief then.

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No one's a burglar.

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- I get it now, you're
a little blind and...

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(Travis chuckling)

113
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you just stumbled into
the wrong apartment.

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No harm done.

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- Easy for you to say.

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You didn't get hit over
the head with a frying pan.

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- It was a freaking
baseball bat.

118
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- Oh, no wonder my
freaking head hurts.

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I need some medication.

120
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Could you, in my bag there?

121
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- Is this it?

122
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- Yeah, that looks like it.

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- [Travis] Can I get
you a glass of water?

124
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- Beer would be better.

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(lighter clicking)

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(bottles clinking)

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(man sighing)

128
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- Uh...

129
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I was thinking like asprin.

130
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- No, you can't smoke asprin.

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Are you freaking crazy?

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(man chuckling)

133
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Well,

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I don't think you can, can you?

135
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- You mind just telling
me what's going on?

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- You should've received
one of these, didn't you?

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- It's Braille.

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What's it say?

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- This is a
subsidised apartment.

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- So?

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- It has two bedrooms.

142
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- So?

143
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- Well, you can
only sleep in one.

144
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- No, no.

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Nuh-uh, not happening.

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- It's official.

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Either I move in or you
pay rent on the extra room.

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Like 130, 350.
- Oh, God.

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I can't afford that.

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- Well it's settled then.

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Oh man, we're gonna
have a great time.

152
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- No, we're not!

153
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- Yeah, sure we will, trust me.

154
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I make the perfect roommate

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because I got like
10 percent vision,

156
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so you can like walk around
with your hairy boys hanging out

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and I'll never know.

158
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- No, I won't because
you are not staying.

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Out!

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- Are you pointing
at a door right now?

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- No.

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- I'm blind.

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And homeless

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with a possible concussion.

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What's your disability?

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Are you a heartless dick?

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(sombre piano music)

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- Oh, oh, okay!

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Okay, you can stay!

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Just till we get
this sorted, okay?

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And we need to set
some boundaries.

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- Roomie!
(Travis groaning)

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- Boundaries!

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When I am home, you
stay in your room.

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- I've gotta unpack my stuff.

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- Fine, you do that.

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I'm going to the pub.

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- Oh, great idea!

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I'll come with you.

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(walking stick clicking)

181
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Are we walking or driving?

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Oh shit, I guess we're walking.

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Come on, take a hit.

184
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Let's get to know
each other, I'm Gordo.

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I'm 27.

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I'm an Aries.

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I'm Samoan.

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I'm single but looking.
(Travis sighing)

189
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I enjoy bubble baths and...

190
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Oh, British music of the '80s.

191
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I play the ukulele.

192
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- Give me that.

193
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(people laughing)
- Ha.

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(people clapping)

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Yes.

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And I'm like,

197
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come on, toaster,
I want four toasts!

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Not three on one side
and five on the other.

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Just four all over!

200
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(audience laughing)

201
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You know what, this isn't
what I signed up for.

202
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You made up the numbers,
toaster, not me.

203
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I think my kitchen
appliances hate me.

204
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- Lucky you're a barmaid
not a cook then, eh.

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(people chuckling)

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- Sorry.

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Sorry.

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- Forget the toast,

209
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why won't you get me
another beer, please?

210
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- Sorry, what was your name?

211
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- [Bald Man] Derick.

212
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- [Woman] I'm sorry.

213
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- My name's Derick, Derick!

214
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- No, I got that.

215
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I just, I feel sorry for you.

216
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- Ah.
(audience laughing)

217
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- Well, you'll feel sorry

218
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if you don't go
get me another beer

219
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with a lot of head.

220
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Oi.

221
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- What an asshole.

222
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:22,827
- Ah!

223
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,629
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Travis clapping)

224
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Clever, oh my God!

225
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Play on words, so clever.

226
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Asking for a foamy beverage

227
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while implying an invitation
to suck your dick.

228
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You're a wit.

229
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About your dick.

230
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You're a dick wit.

231
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(audience laughing)

232
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- You wanna step outside
and call me that?

233
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- Yeah, sure.

234
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It might take me a minute.

235
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- Forget it, lucky you're
a freaking retard, mate.

236
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- This is your idea of lucky?

237
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Shit, I'd hate to see someone
you think is half bad run.

238
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(audience laughing)

239
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And retard?

240
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Is that the best you can do?

241
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- I don't know,
what else you got?

242
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- I don't know, how
about spasmonaut?

243
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Window-licker.
(audience laughing)

244
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,768
I get it, my appearance
can be a bit off-putting.

245
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,071
You know what, when I meet
a girl for the first time

246
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,472
I always get that same look.

247
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,475
And they always ask
the same question.

248
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How did you get into my room?

249
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(audience laughing)

250
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,551
- Get a light on him.

251
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,520
- But for the record,
I am not retarded.

252
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I'm a spastic,
there's a difference.

253
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The body,

254
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body's fucked.

255
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,194
The brain, the brain is fine.

256
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Kind of the opposite of you.

257
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,831
(audience laughing)

258
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,099
(sombre piano music)

259
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,569
(audience clapping)

260
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,906
What'd you think
was gonna happen?

261
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:45,176
You just come in here and
see a beautiful girl on stage

262
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and go, oh hey, here's the plan,

263
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I'm gonna get shit-faced,
sit in the dark

264
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and yell at her for a blowjob.

265
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'Cause how could that not work?

266
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,454
(audience laughing)

267
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I'm the retard?

268
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There's a seat for you on
the sunshine bus, my friend.

269
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,126
- Oh!
(guys laughing)

270
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,428
- You wanna step
outside, be my guest.

271
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,363
If I'm not there
in five minutes,

272
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,198
just start without me.

273
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,533
(audience laughing)

274
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:14,406
(Gordo laughing)
(audience clapping)

275
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,780
(man laughing)

276
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,681
- Um.

277
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,417
Yeah, where was I?

278
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,484
I was...

279
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,219
Toast.

280
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,355
Four people at seven?

281
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,423
Yeah.

282
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,125
Hey, thank you.

283
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,528
Yeah, no worries,
we can do that.

284
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,063
- [Man] Ah, gentlemen.

285
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,064
Nice work.

286
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:39,831
- Don't mention it.

287
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,999
- You got a real knack
for the put downs.

288
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,833
- That's mentioning it.

289
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,734
- Hey, not so fast, hombre.

290
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,070
What would you say to
a month of free beer?

291
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,404
- Hell yes!

292
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:47,872
- What's the catch?

293
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,874
- Look, that's not the first
time that's happened to Sunny.

294
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,543
How about you come in
and give her some tips

295
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,877
on how to repel
people like that?

296
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,281
- No thanks, my repulsiveness
is a natural gift.

297
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:56,981
Can't be taught.

298
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,149
- Bullshit, it's free beer!

299
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:58,950
He'll do it.

300
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,251
Introduce us.

301
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,352
Has she got big titties?

302
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,253
- She's my girlfriend.

303
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,888
- Yeah, has she got big titties?

304
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,156
- Who's this guy?

305
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,692
- Some fucking
freeloader I can't shake.

306
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,560
- He's joking.

307
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,495
I can tell by his
facial expression.

308
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,763
I'm his wise mentor.

309
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,298
His magical negro.

310
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,265
- You're not black.

311
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,700
- Fuck off, are you sure?

312
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,769
- Yeah.
- I look black to me.

313
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,903
- Everything looks black to you.

314
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,307
Look, you're the professional,
why don't you do it?

315
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,274
- Yeah, I'd just be better

316
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,477
if Sunny didn't know
I was doing this.

317
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,511
- Mmm, why?

318
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,479
- Trust issues?

319
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:28,046
- Some.

320
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,314
- And you're gonna fix
that by sneaking around

321
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,381
and doing shit behind her back?

322
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,417
- Sometimes she doesn't
know what's best for her.

323
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,386
- So I'm just supposed
to casually bump into her

324
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,488
and offer some advice?

325
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,455
- No, you take a job.

326
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,024
I'll make sure you're on
the same shift as her.

327
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,560
- Who's gonna hire an
inexperienced spastic

328
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,363
with anger issues
to pick up glasses?

329
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,464
- Me, I own the joint.

330
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,966
Hey, Felicity, do me a solid.

331
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,835
- Oh, see, to me that
sounds like you mean a shit,

332
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,836
doesn't it?

333
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:52,403
- Kinda.

334
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,405
- Yeah, it sounds like you
just asked her to do your shit.

335
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,540
- Oh, here she comes.

336
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,674
- I hope she doesn't.

337
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,642
(Gordo laughing)

338
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,211
- Felicity, this is...

339
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,045
- Travis.

340
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:01,746
- And Gordo.

341
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,181
- Yeah, put him on the
she same shift as Sunny.

342
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,084
He's gonna help her get
ready for the radio scouts.

343
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,418
- When can you start?

344
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,019
- Never.

345
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,387
I'm only here because
this fat freak

346
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,321
is cluttering my apartment.

347
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,424
- Only till you earn extra to
pay rent on the other room.

348
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,259
Which is?

349
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,026
- 133.50.

350
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,595
- Yeah, plus tax,
that's 200 even.

351
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,531
Plus drink for the
magical helper.

352
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,765
Bottomless.

353
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,966
Deal?

354
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,936
(upbeat music)

355
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,907
- [Bar Owner On Radio] You're
with Mikey in the morning,

356
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,108
keeping it real.

357
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,309
Okay, let's take some calls.

358
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:36,047
Today I wanna hear about the
weirdest job you've ever had.

359
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,148
- [Woman On Radio] Hey, guys!

360
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,349
Such a big fan of the show.

361
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,251
I have the best story.

362
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,619
I can't believe...

363
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,689
(pleasant music)

364
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,325
- Pants!

365
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,828
For the love of God!

366
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,528
What time is it?

367
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,198
- [Gordo] Time for free
beers, bro, come on!

368
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,833
- Free for you.

369
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,633
- How hard can it be?

370
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,468
You just pick up some glasses
and talk to a pretty girl.

371
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,370
- How do you know she's pretty?

372
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,006
- Well, one, she's
not that funny

373
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:02,707
and two,

374
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,542
her boyfriend's a
celebrity dickhead.

375
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,144
- Oh, this is gonna suck.

376
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,246
- It's just until
you get the money.

377
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,647
Then you can kick me out and

378
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,749
grouch your way
through life and such.

379
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,350
- Mmmmm.

380
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,820
But then what, what's
gonna happen to you?

381
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,222
- I'll be fine.

382
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,556
I'm like a cat.

383
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,592
I always land on my feet.

384
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,093
(Gordo thudding)

385
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,361
(glass shattering)

386
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,363
- Yeah, clearly.

387
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,435
(motor puttering)

388
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,473
- [Gordo] Yeah, be cool.

389
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:38,810
- Hey!

390
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,112
Didn't expect to see you here.

391
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:43,681
Hello.
- Hey.

392
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,650
- This is a stupid idea.

393
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,785
- Hey, hey, hey.

394
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,486
Come on.

395
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,687
It'll be fun.

396
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,290
(people chattering)

397
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,125
- [Woman] Thanks.

398
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,395
- [Man] Cheers, mate.

399
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,098
- Excuse me.

400
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,133
(girl giggling)

401
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:02,667
Hey.

402
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,002
- Hey, what about this
guy the other night?

403
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,802
Pretty funny, huh?

404
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,905
- Yeah, you were, unlike me.

405
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,373
- Nah, you were fine.

406
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,741
That guy was a real douche.

407
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,509
- Ugh, yeah, men are sad.

408
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,445
Not you, though, you're special.

409
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,283
I mean, lovely special.

410
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,117
Not...

411
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,718
(glasses clinking)
(Sunny chuckling)

412
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,287
I'm just, I'm
gonna stop talking.

413
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,255
- Hey, you should be
mixing cocktails, mate.

414
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,657
You'd be a natural.

415
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:26,958
- Yeah.

416
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,026
- [Sunny] Do you
need a hand with--

417
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,694
- No, I got it.

418
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,196
(glass shattering)

419
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,433
(people laughing)

420
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,904
- First day is going well.

421
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,739
It's hard to pick
my favourite moment

422
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,174
but I think I'm
gonna have to go with

423
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,077
covering my vegan
sister in beef gravy.

424
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,681
- I don't know why I
took this stupid job.

425
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,381
- Sure you do.

426
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,117
He took this stupid job
so he could talk to you.

427
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,385
- Wow, player.

428
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,587
- No, not like that.

429
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,124
I just wanted to see
if you needed any help.

430
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,727
With heckling.

431
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,497
- Did Mikey put you up to this?

432
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,265
- Why would he?

433
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,568
- He thinks I need to be
better at staying on track.

434
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:15,406
I tend to get swept
along a little bit.

435
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,176
Doesn't seem like an
issue for you though.

436
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,978
- Never been swept.

437
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,413
- So,

438
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,648
how would this work?

439
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,685
You being my personal rage guru?

440
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,787
- No idea, really.

441
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,725
- Wow, that sounds like a
really well thought out plan.

442
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,028
Okay, you know what, fine.

443
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,729
Let's do it.

444
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,332
See, that's me just
getting swept along.

445
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,468
- Well, I'll leave
you kids to it.

446
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,003
I gotta get to work.

447
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,705
- You work?

448
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,706
- Sure do.

449
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,975
I'm in the music business.

450
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,410
Yeah.

451
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,945
(ukulele strumming)

452
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,881
¶ Here I am sitting here

453
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,985
¶ Waiting for some
loose change ¶

454
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,454
¶ Here to remind you

455
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,991
¶ That everyday is a good day

456
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:07,625
- Hi.

457
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,993
¶ Let me here you smile

458
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,927
Thank you.

459
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,130
- Stage, obviously.

460
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,664
Mic stand.

461
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,234
Control nook.

462
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,069
Dressing rooms.

463
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,139
(Travis chuckling)

464
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:21,773
- Glamorous.

465
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,242
- [Sunny] That's why I'm in it.

466
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,277
- Yeah, why are you in it?

467
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:27,879
For real.

468
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,848
- If we're doing for
real questions...

469
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,151
- Oh.

470
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,019
Cerebral Palsy.

471
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,154
It's not contagious,

472
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,224
just neurological
childhood stuff.

473
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,862
Shit happens and this is the
shit that happened to me.

474
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:46,597
- Okay.

475
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,368
I'm doing it because Mikey has
this whole grand master plan

476
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,072
of me breaking into
breakfast radio, so...

477
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,940
- [Travis] Swept along.

478
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,608
- A little bit.

479
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,812
- And you two?

480
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,346
- Like rabbits.

481
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,748
- But it's not the dream?

482
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,418
- Fucking like rabbits or
working in breakfast radio?

483
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,219
- [Travis] Either.

484
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,554
- The money's good.

485
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,590
In radio but...

486
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,058
- [Travis] But what?

487
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,896
- Do you know what it is to
want something in your bones

488
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,233
even if it doesn't make sense?

489
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:25,837
- Maybe.

490
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,840
(pleasant guitar music)

491
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:29,440
- Come on.

492
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,576
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.

493
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,611
(Sunny giggling)

494
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,114
(motor buzzing)

495
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,250
(pleasant music)

496
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:57,969
Behold!

497
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,070
The dream.

498
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,305
- My favourite apprentice.

499
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,940
Who's this, huh?

500
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,941
Finally come to your senses

501
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,377
and get rid of that
little beardy finochio?

502
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,012
- No, Mario.
- I'm just--

503
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:08,946
- This is--
- Yeah.

504
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,881
- Travis.
- I'm just--

505
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,516
- He's my friend.

506
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,717
- Yeah.

507
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,919
- What happened to your legs?

508
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,653
- Uh.

509
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,156
What happened to your teeth?

510
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,957
(Mario chuckling)

511
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,058
- You need something fixed?

512
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,261
- Nah, I just, I came
to show him around.

513
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,930
- You know, I actually,
I do have a car.

514
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,998
- [Sunny] You do?

515
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,065
- Yeah.

516
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,235
It's a '85 Nissan Skyline.

517
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,638
- Oh, ironically hip.

518
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,405
- It's a shit box.

519
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,773
- Oh, don't say that.

520
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,241
Bring her in.

521
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:37,842
- Uh.

522
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,613
I kinda don't have a licence
and it's a little banged up.

523
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,115
Long story.

524
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,316
- Shorten it.

525
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,219
- I may have allegedly
intended to run

526
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:52,757
some kids over and kinda
crashed into a flag pole.

527
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,026
- You brought down the flag?

528
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,094
You are a rebel.

529
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,029
- Am I famous now?

530
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,298
- No, it's just I go to--

531
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,499
- You know,

532
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,366
I hate

533
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:06,704
those little remedial
learning shits, man.

534
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,339
Spawn of Satan.

535
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,141
- Wow.

536
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,276
You're really a pinata
full of crazy, aren't you?

537
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,681
Just crack you open
and out it pours.

538
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,349
(Sunny chuckling)

539
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,150
Come on.

540
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,851
Now you show me yours.

541
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,390
One day I want a
workshop just like that.

542
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,426
What's your dream?

543
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,627
- I don't dream.

544
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,363
- Bullshit, everyone
has a dream.

545
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,098
Why don't you bring her in?

546
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,602
Mario and I will do her
up like new, pro bono.

547
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,904
- Mario seems like
a really cool guy.

548
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,972
- Yeah, beyond.

549
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,341
I wanna be that
guy when I grow up.

550
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,675
Only with teeth.

551
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,843
(Sunny laughing)

552
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,715
- So that's a pass on
the radio and rabbits?

553
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,752
- Well, cushy life
might be nice, you know?

554
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,021
But I don't always
wanna be defined

555
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,723
by my inability to make toast.

556
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,124
- [Woman On Radio]
Don't forget to tune in

557
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,759
for "Mikey In the Morning."

558
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,660
7 A.M. weekdays!

559
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,794
- [Mikey On Radio]
Who says that men

560
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,729
never help around the house?

561
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,830
When my girlfriend's vacuuming--

562
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,864
- Is that him?

563
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,732
- [Sunny] That's him.

564
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,267
- [Mikey On Radio]
Is that not helping?

565
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,001
You tell me.

566
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,769
- He has a catchphrase.

567
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,271
Really?

568
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,572
Is that lame?

569
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,506
You tell me.

570
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,841
(Sunny chuckling)

571
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,109
- You don't think he's funny?

572
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,378
- [Travis] Uh, no.

573
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,748
(radio muting)

574
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,815
- Okay.

575
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,086
- Frankly, I could live without

576
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,688
all the grease tracked
into the house.

577
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,889
- Yeah, I shower
at the workshop.

578
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,258
- Oh, I'm sure Mario
would love that.

579
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,727
- He is a hundred years old.

580
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,528
- He's still a man.

581
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,664
Oh God, listen to
me, I sound like mom.

582
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,599
- Mario's is part of my study

583
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,001
and I have to come up
with a major project

584
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:44,969
for Mechanics anyhow.

585
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,405
I don't have to do
this comedy thing.

586
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,406
- Yeah you do!
- Yeah you do!

587
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,375
- Darling, you could
have a career in radio.

588
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,477
It's perks a plenty,
premium money.

589
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,211
For what?

590
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,446
I sit in a studio a
couple hours a day

591
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,547
and I make people laugh.

592
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,616
- What's the worst
that could happen?

593
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,550
You buy me a house.

594
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,719
- Yeah, how do you think
I've afforded this place?

595
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,988
- Fine, I'll do it
until they see me.

596
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,955
- [Mikey] That's my girl.

597
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,957
- But as soon as
they realise I suck,

598
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,492
you'll both quit hassling me

599
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,128
and I can just get on
with my mechanic stuff.

600
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:11,829
- Sure.

601
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331
- Babe, you'd got
a real shot here.

602
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,100
- Don't I get to
choose what I shoot at?

603
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,771
(pleasant guitar music)

604
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,499
Okay, so what do we do now?

605
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,935
How do I learn to
do what you did?

606
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,305
- I don't know.

607
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,308
I just insulted myself, really,

608
00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,177
and I did it better than he did.

609
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,847
- Yes, there's nothing
funnier than a bit of

610
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,449
good old fashion self-hate.

611
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,016
- Well,

612
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,985
you're shit out of luck then.

613
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,121
- Are you saying
that I'm not riddled

614
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,456
with festering self-loathing?

615
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:13,357
Moi?

616
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,226
- Well, what's to love?

617
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,028
- Story time.

618
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:22,666
Once upon a time, there
was a little girl.

619
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,237
Everyone said this little
girl was very pretty.

620
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:30,174
Especially Mr. Henry
from over the back.

621
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:33,310
When Mummy and Daddy were away,

622
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,113
Mr. Henry would come and
visit the little girl

623
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,083
and he'd give her
special treats.

624
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,452
Special secret treats.

625
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,286
- Don't.

626
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,053
- Fine.

627
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,122
I got messed around
with as a kid.

628
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,924
My parents never figured it out,

629
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,692
I fucking hated them for it.

630
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,728
I made them pay.

631
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,629
- Do they know now?

632
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,798
- If I run into them, I'll ask.

633
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,470
I've been living with my
sister since I was 15.

634
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:03,174
I guess they figured
out something was wrong

635
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:06,477
when I was hospitalised
with bulimia.

636
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,112
- Bulimia?

637
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,514
- Yeah, fun game,
have you ever played?

638
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,715
It's easy.

639
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,452
You start by wanting to be loved

640
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,621
and then you do something
that makes you feel like

641
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,956
you don't deserve that love,

642
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,892
so you withhold
reward from yourself.

643
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,196
Till one day, something snaps.

644
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:26,964
You can't live
without love, right?

645
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,769
Or in my case, you can't live
without chocolate cheesecake.

646
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:32,470
So you binge

647
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,139
but it never fills that
spot that's really empty

648
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,575
and now you really
fucking hate yourself,

649
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,877
you must be punished
and you've gotta offload

650
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,846
all that undeserved love

651
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,349
down the toilet.

652
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:50,955
- Well now who's the
pinata full of crazy?

653
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,022
(Sunny chuckling)

654
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,293
You game to take that up there
and whack at it with a stick?

655
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,164
(pleasant piano music)

656
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,900
- [Sunny] Food is important
because it's the one thing

657
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,002
that can take your
mind off relationships.

658
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,405
- Yeah, is that the
whole horrible truth?

659
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:09,907
- What do you mean?

660
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,644
- What's really taking
your mind off what?

661
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,379
- Relationships.

662
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,414
Relationships are
incredibly important

663
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:18,916
because they're the
one thing in life

664
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,685
that can stop you
spending 24 hours a day

665
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,887
thinking about food.

666
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,255
(Travis chuckling)
(Sunny laughing)

667
00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,089
- Yeah!

668
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:25,689
Yeah.

669
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,226
Therapy is basically paying
someone to be your friend.

670
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,995
It's one step away from

671
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,163
having your mom hang a
chop around your neck

672
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,999
so the dog will play with you.

673
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,668
- Except the chop
doesn't cost 180 per hour

674
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:41,772
and the therapist doesn't
try to hump your leg after.

675
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,339
Mostly.

676
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,874
(Travis and Sunny laughing)

677
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,777
- Whoa, what happened
to the toaster bit?

678
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,214
- I just, I feel like
it's a little bit dated.

679
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:50,781
- Dated?

680
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,782
I wrote that for you.

681
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,183
You always burn the toast.

682
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,118
It's your thing, Sunny.

683
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,519
- Yeah, and it was really,
it was funny at the time.

684
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:57,021
- Is this your stuff?

685
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,256
- I made some suggestions

686
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,492
but Sunny has the final say.

687
00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,929
- Sunny has assertiveness
issues, don't you, babe?

688
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,930
- If you say so.

689
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,432
(Travis chuckling)

690
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:09,500
- What?

691
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,837
Mate, ditch the personal stuff.

692
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,039
That's not what
I'm paying you for.

693
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,774
I've got radio execs coming
to to the open mic night

694
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:20,377
and that nihilistic shit
is not breakfast radio.

695
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,211
Capisce?

696
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,046
- Yeah.

697
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,113
- Good.

698
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:28,252
(people chattering)

699
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:31,789
(Travis groaning)

700
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,091
- The toaster bit.

701
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,559
Why?

702
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,760
- It's good.

703
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:37,661
It's you.

704
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,729
It...

705
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,297
And it's relatable.

706
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,000
Everybody burns toast.

707
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,771
- Bella?

708
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:48,472
- [Sunny] Huh?

709
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,641
- Can you get me
a torque wrench?

710
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,746
You come up with a project yet?

711
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,814
- Mmmm.

712
00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,050
Do you think it would
be possible to put

713
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,186
training wheels on my scooter?

714
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,921
- Why?

715
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,490
- Bathroom, hang on one sec.

716
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,276
(sombre music)

717
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,815
(audience laughing)

718
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,117
- And so the terrorist says,

719
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,185
does my bomb look big in this?

720
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,354
(audience laughing)

721
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,022
Okay.

722
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,156
All right, next up,
we've got a girl

723
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,958
who's spent more
time behind bars

724
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,029
than Schapelle Corby,
our own Sunny O'Hara.

725
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,666
(audience applauding)

726
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,101
Just remember what I told you.

727
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:54,304
You'll be fine, you're adorable.

728
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,140
- Is there anything funnier

729
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,043
than a girl with
an eating disorder?

730
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,244
I don't think so.

731
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,812
(audience laughing)

732
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:02,813
You know what's weird though?

733
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,648
It's weird how proud
some people are

734
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,350
to tell you they're bulimic.

735
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,785
Like it's a badge of courage.

736
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,953
It's not, it's just
a disgusting illness.

737
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:13,524
I mean, who in their right
mind goes around bragging,

738
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:18,729
yep, yes, yes I do, I
suffer from haemorrhoids.

739
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:19,997
I blame the fashion industry.

740
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,299
They're always always
pushing the image

741
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,901
that a woman is only attractive

742
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,770
with enormous lumps
bulging out of her anus.

743
00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,539
(audience laughing)

744
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,206
Ugh.

745
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,342
I mean, fashion magazines,
they made me bulimic.

746
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,043
No they didn't.

747
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,445
Stop kidding yourself.

748
00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:38,015
Vogue could fill its covers
with fat chicks tomorrow,

749
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,050
it's not gonna cure one binger.

750
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,353
You wanna know how
I became bulimic?

751
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,421
Okay.

752
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,624
(Sunny coughing)

753
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:48,692
Sorry.

754
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,966
Sorry, I think I
just swallowed a bug

755
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,268
and what's really
disturbing about that

756
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,772
is that is the first time
I've eaten in front of anyone

757
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:02,940
in three years.

758
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,508
(audience laughing)

759
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,009
- You could eat me!

760
00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,412
(audience groaning)

761
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,480
- Um...

762
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,315
I could eat you, yes.

763
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,951
Thank you, sir, I
suppose I could.

764
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,353
But I'd fucking just
throw up afterwards.

765
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,823
(audience laughing)

766
00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:21,759
- It's good, it's well handled.

767
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,093
- [Woman] Not bad.

768
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:23,994
- She's very good.

769
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,462
- Does she write
her own material?

770
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,630
- No, I've been helping her.

771
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:27,865
- I've spent years

772
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,702
trying to make myself
look like a Barbie doll

773
00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:33,370
until it hit me.

774
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,606
The reason Barbie is so thin

775
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,710
is because she can't
bend her elbows.

776
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:45,415
Have you ever tried to get
food in your mouth like this?

777
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,484
Here we go.

778
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,187
(Sunny laughing)

779
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,221
Oh.

780
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,056
And...

781
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:57,327
(audience laughing)

782
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,562
- She's great.

783
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,230
(Travis chuckling)

784
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,732
- [Gordo Voiceover] It
takes all kinds of dreams

785
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,801
to make the world go round.

786
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,171
Pipe dreams, heroic dreams,

787
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,272
wet dreams.

788
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,641
Travis had them all
and he found a way

789
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,009
to live them
through someone else

790
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,144
without ever showing his face.

791
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,946
- Want to be your friend.

792
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,950
- Mikey tells us radio's
always been your dream.

793
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,351
- That and the reoccurring one

794
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,921
where I'm trapped
in a sinking car.

795
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,455
- That's funny.

796
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,323
- See, told you.
- You--

797
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,591
- Told you.
- Don't need to joke with us.

798
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,892
- What's she saying
is, no pressure.

799
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,562
All right, 'cause we've met
all the great comedians, so--

800
00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,564
- So nothing really
makes us laughing.

801
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,565
- Right.
- Okay.

802
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:35,465
- Look at me.

803
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,233
- Loot at him.

804
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,501
- Here's the 411.

805
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,003
We love you.
- We like you.

806
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,638
- [Man] You've got
the talent, right?

807
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,407
You've obviously got the looks.

808
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,374
You've got the sincerity.

809
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,642
- So important in radio.

810
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,277
- Got terrific material.

811
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,378
- The material was good.

812
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,215
- So we're gonna have a talk
about putting you on air now.

813
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:54,685
- You could be the contemporary
edge this show needs.

814
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,386
- Between us, no one else,

815
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,421
ratings are down.

816
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,288
- They've dipped a bit.

817
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,023
- A dip means its temporary.

818
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,425
- Temporary.
- Okay?

819
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,728
And I, we, can sell
the shit out of you.

820
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:05,729
- Absolutely.

821
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:06,697
- Yeah?

822
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,831
- Yeah.

823
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,666
- Because what I'm seeing

824
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,536
is that face on a bus.

825
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,637
- Wow.

826
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,540
- That's my card.

827
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,242
- Do you have a card?

828
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:18,942
- No, I don't.

829
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,110
I don't, I don't, what
would I put on it?

830
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,345
- You get on it--
- It's very important.

831
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,346
- [Man] And get her a card!

832
00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,881
- [Woman] Everyone
in radio has a card.

833
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,115
- [Man] You're on our shortlist.

834
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,116
- [Woman] You're on our list.

835
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,284
- [Man] Well you won't
be, dear, you're a star.

836
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,319
- [Woman] We'll see, we'll see.

837
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,257
- What do you see in that guy?

838
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,058
- Okay, rude.

839
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:38,161
- I mean, you could
just do so much better.

840
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:38,795
- Right.

841
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:42,032
He is funny, famous,
good looking.

842
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,800
Doesn't think I'm certifiable.

843
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:46,737
I am totally lowering
my standards.

844
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,072
- And he's really shallow.

845
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,774
- Only on the surface.

846
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,209
(Travis chuckling)

847
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,378
You know what the radio
guys really liked?

848
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,813
It wasn't me, it was your jokes.

849
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:57,481
- Your life.

850
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,016
- That you made funny.

851
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,151
You should be up there.

852
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:02,653
- Oh, why not?

853
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,756
You'd be fucking incendiary.

854
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,358
- Some people are better
behind-the-scenes.

855
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,295
- You really have
no idea, do you?

856
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,797
- [Travis] About what?

857
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,432
- About you.

858
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,169
(pleasant piano music)

859
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,154
(shower certain whooshing)
(Travis gasping)

860
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:37,955
- Pass me loofah?

861
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,056
- [Travis] What the hell?

862
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:39,723
- The loofah.

863
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,725
The big scrubby sponge thingy.

864
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,826
You do have a loofah.

865
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,928
- What are you doing in my bath?

866
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:45,896
- Nothing nasty.

867
00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:47,998
I'm just having a spa.

868
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,966
With my friends.

869
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,535
I needed to wash off
the sticky residue.

870
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:52,336
- Of what?

871
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,005
- Of unrequited dreams.

872
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:55,806
- In my tub?

873
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,607
- Well, if there's one thing
I learned from last night

874
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,643
it's when you want
something you don't have,

875
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,278
you use someone else's.

876
00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:02,980
Hi,

877
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,114
I'm Sunny.

878
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,249
I'm cute and perky

879
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,752
and I'll say all your
funny shit for you

880
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:09,753
so you don't have to show

881
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,322
your hideously disfigured
self in public.

882
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,423
But what's in it for me?

883
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,625
Other than your hand up my ass.

884
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,429
- You think I'm using her?

885
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,767
- Did you ever stop
to ask what I want?

886
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,636
- Ugh.

887
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,540
(traffic rumbling)

888
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,610
- All right, here's to
the successful completion

889
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:34,311
of stage one.

890
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,212
- There are stages now?

891
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,680
What am I, the moon landing?

892
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,181
- Hey, mock not, we've
piqued their interest.

893
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,251
Now we just have to make it
impossible for them to say no.

894
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,019
- Say no to what?

895
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,021
It's not like I'm asking
them for anything.

896
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:47,324
- That's exactly the
attitude I'm looking for.

897
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,127
- Is it what she's looking for?

898
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,596
- Put a falafel
in it, wobbly boy.

899
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:55,265
- What're we talking
about here, Mikey?

900
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:57,934
- "Bring the Funny."

901
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,870
The biggest comedy
festival on the planet.

902
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:03,673
We're gonna enter you into
the unsigned open mic contest.

903
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,176
You win this and you
are breakfast radio.

904
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:08,612
- Oh wow, you say it like
it's such an easy thing.

905
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,480
There's actually gonna be
funny people doing this.

906
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,416
- All you need is
one good routine.

907
00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,250
It's three heats.

908
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,619
The winner gets a slot in
the closing night showcase.

909
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:16,286
Televised live.

910
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,688
- Shouldn't we ask if
it's what she wants?

911
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,323
- Celebrity judges.

912
00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,825
Rumour?

913
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,427
Barry Humphries.

914
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,394
- No way.

915
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:24,995
- Who?

916
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:26,863
- Only Dame Edna Everage.

917
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:29,232
An Australian cultural icon.

918
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,268
- Anyone in comedy
knows who he is.

919
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:31,835
- Yeah.

920
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:32,702
Where did you hear this?

921
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:33,937
- I move in circles.

922
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,372
- Do you get dizzy?

923
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,039
(Sunny giggling)

924
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,007
- So I want you guys together

925
00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:39,509
working on seven
minutes of comedy gold.

926
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:43,080
From now on, you
two are inseparable.

927
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,147
Okay?

928
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,584
You were saying?

929
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,388
- Nothing important.

930
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,924
("I Need All the Friends I
Can Get" by Camera Obscura)

931
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,227
(muffled speaking)

932
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,766
¶ I can see that you
are leading her on ¶

933
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,001
¶ I think I know what you are

934
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,169
- Thank you!

935
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:07,070
- Thank you very much!

936
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,673
¶ I can see that you
are leading her on ¶

937
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,809
¶ Yeah, I know what you are

938
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:16,213
¶ You can't see that
you're just the same ¶

939
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,983
¶ As all the stupid
people who you hate ¶

940
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:23,120
¶ I'm not saying I'm
free from blame ¶

941
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:26,223
¶ Because I need all
the friends I can get ¶

942
00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:28,558
- Who needs 20 wheels?

943
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,428
- I'm Evel fucking Knievel.

944
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,364
(upbeat music)

945
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:41,605
Therapy.

946
00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:45,008
¶ A long distance call
to a mystery blond ¶

947
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,944
¶ It wasn't good for business

948
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:51,915
¶ You say that she cried when
she heard the bird's song ¶

949
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,216
- [Sunny] On thing in
life that can stop you

950
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,952
spending 24 hours a day
thinking about food.

951
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:59,022
Dieting, for a girl
with body image issues,

952
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:04,027
the ultimate aim is to
end up looking like this.

953
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,095
But with boobs.

954
00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,062
- Whoa, I thought we agreed

955
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,531
to stay away from
the personal stuff.

956
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,966
- You agreed, Mikey, but
if you want me to do this

957
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,935
you have to at least
let me do it as me.

958
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,571
- Sweetie, bulimia is not funny.

959
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,773
I'm just trying to
tell you what works.

960
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,141
- What works for you.

961
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,110
You can get away the
superficial chit chat

962
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:23,613
and the cute catchphrases.
- Hey, I'm not superficial.

963
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,781
I do all the telethons.

964
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,883
Those things go all night.

965
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:27,784
Look, all I'm trying to do--

966
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,353
- Is mould me to fit your image.

967
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:32,989
- Fine.

968
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,791
Yeah, yeah, I should
be at the studio.

969
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,560
I've got stuff to do.

970
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,698
You know, I didn't
have to choose you.

971
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,001
I mean, you know what I mean.

972
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,103
- Yeah, you mean that
you had better options

973
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:49,172
and that I should feel lucky.

974
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:49,806
- No.

975
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:50,840
- And I do, Mikey.

976
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,809
You make me feel
lucky to be with you

977
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,045
like I'm this broken thing

978
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,715
and you're the only one on
the planet that can fix me.

979
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,351
Maybe if I'm lucky.

980
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,854
- I don't need this.

981
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,527
(sombre music)

982
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,463
(door thudding)

983
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:17,100
- "Charlotte and Davo forever."

984
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,903
Sorry, kids, it was
never gonna last.

985
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:25,809
Davo is too fond of dope
and Charlotte is a dope.

986
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,911
Maybe they do have a chance.

987
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,747
(Sunny laughing)

988
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,815
Hello?

989
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,416
(Travis knocking)

990
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,352
Campus is closed!

991
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,223
- My secret's out.

992
00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:43,760
(Sunny sighing)

993
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,062
I'm one of the spawn of Satan.

994
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,065
- How long have
you been in there?

995
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,433
- Since lunchtime.

996
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,270
- Want a Tic Tac?

997
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,672
- Why, does my
breath, does it reek?

998
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:56,339
- No.

999
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,208
I just don't have
a handkerchief.

1000
00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,478
(Sunny chuckling)

1001
00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:04,381
What's wrong?

1002
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,517
- Life.

1003
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:08,752
I decided I,

1004
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,690
I might as well stay in
there and just die of misery.

1005
00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,659
Or the stench, whichever
got me first really

1006
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:19,763
and then you came along,
you made me laugh and kinda,

1007
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:22,432
you spoiled my whole
wallowing thing.

1008
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,504
(Sunny sighing)

1009
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:31,374
Can you believe the sad shit
that people write up here?

1010
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,713
(bottle clinking)

1011
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,149
- There's a spare roller here.

1012
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,018
- Thanks.

1013
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:45,121
- I'm about as socially
desperate as it gets,

1014
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:48,325
but even I don't want
my name in a heart

1015
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,993
on the back of a toilet door.

1016
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,461
(Sunny chucking)

1017
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:55,198
(pleasant piano music)

1018
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,669
- "Donna is a towel-head skank."

1019
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,071
Not anymore.

1020
00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:04,441
- "Britney sucks dogs."

1021
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:05,775
No she does not.

1022
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,812
- Look at that, just wiping
out racial disharmony

1023
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:12,982
and unsavoury bestial
practises in one stroke!

1024
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:16,152
- [Travis] And these
are the normal people.

1025
00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:16,986
- I know, right?

1026
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,223
How did we become
the social outcasts?

1027
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,125
- It's not fair, is it?

1028
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:26,629
- If the world was fair,
ice cream would be slimming.

1029
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:27,530
- If the world was fair,

1030
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,301
small furry animals would
wear coats of super models.

1031
00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:34,404
- And chocolate
would cure pimples.

1032
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,073
- Beer would improve driving.

1033
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:40,477
- Neurosis would be
irresistibly attractive.

1034
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,211
- Mmmm.

1035
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,113
(motor puttering)

1036
00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:46,850
(pleasant piano music)

1037
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,220
I think I need training wheels.

1038
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,055
- No, you're fine.

1039
00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,792
Hey, why don't
you take her home?

1040
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,994
- You think?

1041
00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:58,762
- Yeah.

1042
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,029
Live dangerously.

1043
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:07,904
- Um.

1044
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,474
(upbeat music)

1045
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:19,015
(motor buzzing)

1046
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,454
(door thudding)

1047
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,022
- What the fuck are you doing?

1048
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,223
- I am peeing.

1049
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,092
- You just gonna be a smart ass

1050
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,093
little bitch your whole life?

1051
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,729
- Okay, this situation
is a little vulnerable

1052
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,963
for this particular game.

1053
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,198
Can we just have a
temporary delay in play?

1054
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,033
- You expect me to
be considerate of you

1055
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,368
but you don't think
about the affect

1056
00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,970
of your actions on anyone else.

1057
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,039
It feels good so you do it.

1058
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,641
- Okay, this is fun.

1059
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,876
- You've got a boyfriend
who's kinda hot

1060
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,278
and kinda famous, but no,

1061
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,646
you decided it
would be a good idea

1062
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,048
to make out with
the little spastic.

1063
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,750
- Good job, neighbourhood watch.

1064
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,685
- What're you thinking?

1065
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,287
- I don't know, maybe I...

1066
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,354
Maybe I made one mistake.

1067
00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,323
Let's not turn this
into something--

1068
00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:01,157
- One mistake?

1069
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,794
Sunny, this is
your fucking life!

1070
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,465
You do these things because
it feels, I don't know,

1071
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,500
exciting or naughty.

1072
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,169
You invite people to use you

1073
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,237
and when it all turns ugly,

1074
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,606
you expect someone else
to come in and pick up

1075
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,941
all your broken little pieces.

1076
00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:21,978
- If you're talking about what
I think you're talking about,

1077
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,447
you can't blame me
for what that man did.

1078
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,549
He was an adult
and I was a child.

1079
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,351
- You could've done what I did.

1080
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:29,853
You could've said no.

1081
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,988
- He--
- Yeah, he tried.

1082
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,223
Before you.

1083
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:34,591
You're not so special.

1084
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:37,227
You just don't
know how to say no.

1085
00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:39,362
- I was 12, you cunt.

1086
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,563
- So was I.

1087
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,140
(tools clattering)

1088
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,015
(muffled beat music)

1089
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,223
- This is it.

1090
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,058
Initiate launch procedure.

1091
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,060
- Ever heard of Apollo 13?

1092
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:21,638
(Mikey knocking)

1093
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,472
You okay in there?

1094
00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:24,607
- Go away, please.

1095
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:27,777
(Sunny coughing)

1096
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,015
(vomit trickling)

1097
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,117
- [Woman] 'Cause I'm
talking to an idiot--

1098
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:34,884
- Oh shit.

1099
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,952
I took her to Chinese for lunch.

1100
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,488
For a girl who usually
eats a fork-full of moo goo

1101
00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:39,389
and half a fortune cookie,

1102
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:42,258
she made a pretty
decent dent in the menu.

1103
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,960
It's the MSG I bet.

1104
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:47,130
Well, whatever it
is, we're screwed.

1105
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,065
All that hard work for nothing.

1106
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,668
Guess she won't be
needing you anymore.

1107
00:42:53,305 --> 00:42:56,239
(upbeat music)

1108
00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:05,582
What're you doing?

1109
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:09,686
- Taking some advice
I got from a bath mitt.

1110
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:13,389
(upbeat guitar music)

1111
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,732
(audience applauding)

1112
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,407
Um.

1113
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:32,675
(microphone ringing)

1114
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:36,279
(audience chuckling)

1115
00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,683
Believe it or not,
I've been in therapy.

1116
00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,151
(audience laughing)

1117
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,019
Therapy, right?

1118
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,823
It's basically paying
someone to be your friend.

1119
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:49,292
But with therapy, what
you're really paying for

1120
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:52,428
is not for someone to
listen to you problems.

1121
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,731
No, what you're
paying for is so that

1122
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,467
you don't have to listen
to their shitty problems.

1123
00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:01,270
(audience laughing)

1124
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,906
Yeah, I have issues.

1125
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,943
The paper bag gave it away, huh?

1126
00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:08,745
I have cerebral palsy.

1127
00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,415
Yeah, I'm a full-time spastic.
(audience laughing)

1128
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,383
Not just recreationally.

1129
00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:15,385
I don't need beer
to walk like this.

1130
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,953
This is all me.

1131
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,588
(audience laughing)

1132
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:20,857
You know, when you
got cerebral palsy,

1133
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,992
it's hard to pick up a girl.

1134
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,228
It's hard to pick up a drink.

1135
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,596
(audience laughing)

1136
00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:29,565
I mean, I met this
girl, I like her,

1137
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,501
but what do I say?

1138
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:34,103
I promise I won't try
to get in your pants.

1139
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,407
I have enough trouble
getting in my own.

1140
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:40,243
(audience laughing)

1141
00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,712
But don't feel bad for me.

1142
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:43,646
There is an upside.

1143
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:46,916
Girls like guys
they can fix, right?

1144
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:48,785
So, right her, right?

1145
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,254
This is catnip to the ladies.

1146
00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:54,724
(audience laughing)

1147
00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:59,228
(audience applauding)

1148
00:44:59,230 --> 00:44:59,996
My boss...

1149
00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,030
Thank you.
(audience clapping)

1150
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:05,968
My boss tells me I
also have anger issues.

1151
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:09,138
(pleasant music)

1152
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,775
- You went on?

1153
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:15,511
- You don't mind?

1154
00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,413
- No, I couldn't be happier.

1155
00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:20,083
- Yeah, well hold that thought.

1156
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,250
You're out.

1157
00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:23,152
He's in.

1158
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,153
He won the heat.

1159
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,055
He's through the next round.

1160
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:26,956
Who freaking knew?

1161
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:27,757
- I told you!

1162
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:28,624
Did I tell you?

1163
00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:29,325
- I'm sorry.

1164
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,259
- No, you did me a favour.

1165
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,861
It was never me, it
was you, you know that.

1166
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,930
And now I can spend
more time at Mario's.

1167
00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,498
- Great, more
greasy fingernails.

1168
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,399
Who doesn't find that hot?

1169
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,267
- [Sunny] You're gonna
keep going, right?

1170
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,068
- I guess.

1171
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,269
- Yes you are!

1172
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,405
You've got two more
rounds, you win those,

1173
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,639
you're in the big show.

1174
00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,507
And Mikey will help you.

1175
00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,210
- Yeah because Mikey's
a freaking prince.

1176
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,879
- Yeah, I might, I might just--

1177
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:51,114
- Yeah, you do that, champ.

1178
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:54,350
They want a photo before
you go, poster shot.

1179
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,954
- [Woman] Just
like that, perfect.

1180
00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:58,921
(camera snapping)

1181
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,056
One more?

1182
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:02,058
Okay.

1183
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,095
(people chattering)

1184
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,264
- [Man] I feel rank.

1185
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,266
- Oh, you feel bad now,

1186
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,135
just try having a barium enema.

1187
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:12,835
- Oh, retard.

1188
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:15,571
- Oh, we're not gonna
do this again, are we?

1189
00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,205
- What's up?

1190
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,740
You run out of jokes, have you?

1191
00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:18,374
- No.

1192
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,909
I just don't think it's fair
to have a battle of wits

1193
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,111
with an unarmed opponent.

1194
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:22,879
(guys laughing)

1195
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:25,481
(punch thudding)
- What does that mean, huh?

1196
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:30,319
(kick thudding)
(Travis groaning)

1197
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,788
(guys mumbling)

1198
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:32,355
Huh?

1199
00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,890
Now that's fucking funny!

1200
00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:35,358
Smartass!

1201
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,359
- Come on, let's
not fight, okay?

1202
00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:39,462
- I'm not fighting, Mikey, I'm
just not agreeing with you.

1203
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,863
Don't...

1204
00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:41,931
Travis?

1205
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,701
Oh my God, Travis, shit!

1206
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,337
Are you, Travis, are you okay?

1207
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:49,972
- [Travis] Rough crowd.

1208
00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:53,209
- Jesus, nice face period, mate.

1209
00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,043
I'll call an ambulance.

1210
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,978
- No, no, no, no, no.

1211
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,612
I'm fine.

1212
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:57,480
- [Sunny] Okay, come on.

1213
00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,917
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
take you home, okay?

1214
00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:01,617
- You what?

1215
00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,920
- I'm gonna, Mikey, I'm
gonna take him home.

1216
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,954
Okay?

1217
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:05,988
- Sunny.

1218
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,025
(motor buzzing)

1219
00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,831
(Travis groaning)
- Oh.

1220
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,866
- You know you don't
have to do that.

1221
00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,935
- Well, you don't know me.

1222
00:47:19,704 --> 00:47:21,671
- I'm trying to.

1223
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:22,538
- It's not that hard.

1224
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,407
Some people would say
the real challenge

1225
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:25,975
is getting me to back off.

1226
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,677
- Some people are fuckwads

1227
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:33,082
and especially ones with
tiny beards and catchphrases.

1228
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,152
- Do you have anything to drink?

1229
00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:38,955
- Yeah.

1230
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,323
Just cans.

1231
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:46,629
You know, I get the
shakes sometimes,

1232
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,266
break bottles

1233
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:52,602
and chipped a tooth.

1234
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,241
- Well,

1235
00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,076
here is

1236
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:01,944
to following your dreams.

1237
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,313
- To knowing your limitations.

1238
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:14,523
- Hey, did you mean what
you said tonight on stage?

1239
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:15,858
(Travis groaning)
Uh-oh.

1240
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,626
- No.
(Sunny giggling)

1241
00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:18,361
About needing therapy?

1242
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:21,731
- No, about wanting to
say something to a girl

1243
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,232
and not knowing how.

1244
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,502
- Yeah, I'll get over it.

1245
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,772
- Don't.

1246
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,813
- Why did you,
why'd you do that?

1247
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:40,917
- Why not?

1248
00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:48,057
("Sweat" by RY X)

1249
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,506
¶ Come

1250
00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,342
¶ Husk your limbs

1251
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:11,714
¶ To my floor

1252
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,817
¶ Bones

1253
00:49:14,819 --> 00:49:17,720
¶ Sucking stones

1254
00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:23,192
¶ Her coming storm

1255
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,195
¶ Under the lights you went

1256
00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:31,767
¶ Chemical ashes head down

1257
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,340
¶ Heart on a diamond thread

1258
00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:42,979
¶ Fennel and lashes wet down

1259
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:51,153
¶ Young star, haunted lynx

1260
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:56,559
¶ Ring of sliver

1261
00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:02,064
¶ I want your bones

1262
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:07,570
¶ Inside my bones

1263
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,741
¶ Ooo

1264
00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:14,810
¶ Oooooo

1265
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,179
¶ Oooooo

1266
00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:24,487
(phone chiming)

1267
00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:26,989
- Mikey?

1268
00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,058
- Yep.

1269
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,362
- So,

1270
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,765
what're you gonna do now?

1271
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,502
- I'm not exactly sure.

1272
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,406
I'm gonna have to talk to him.

1273
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,376
I need you to trust me.

1274
00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:58,487
Can you do that?

1275
00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:17,973
What's this?

1276
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,313
- It's trust.

1277
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:29,585
(engine rumbling)

1278
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,856
This is gotta be the
best idea you ever had.

1279
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,524
(bong bubbling)

1280
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,259
(Gordo sighing)

1281
00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:38,461
Left turn coming up.

1282
00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,863
In three, two, one, turn.

1283
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,571
- So you're gonna
be like famous now.

1284
00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:49,605
On TV?

1285
00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:52,308
You're gonna be like
a poon tang magnet.

1286
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:52,908
- No.

1287
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,210
It's just a contest.

1288
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,312
And there's two more heats.

1289
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,179
- Which if you win.

1290
00:51:57,181 --> 00:51:59,482
- Then I'm in the showcase.

1291
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,951
That, that's televised.

1292
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,619
- And that's exciting, right?

1293
00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,420
For you?

1294
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:05,454
- Yeah.

1295
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,222
- I don't get TV.

1296
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,958
To me it's just an
expensive fucking radio.

1297
00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:10,960
But seriously though,

1298
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,929
I can't focus on driving
when I smell on you like....

1299
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,998
(Gordo sniffing)

1300
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,967
ripe peaches and, and...

1301
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,869
(Gordo sniffing)

1302
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:20,836
fresh sex.

1303
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:21,537
- Oh, God.

1304
00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,472
- Oh, someone should market
that as a breakfast cereal.

1305
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,709
Like, Snatch Krispies or...

1306
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:27,443
Pussy Puffs!

1307
00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:29,512
- Dude, you're a bad person,
you know that, right?

1308
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:32,214
And, you just missed our turn.

1309
00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,282
- So what?

1310
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,917
I'm not in control.

1311
00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,619
You're not in control.

1312
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,553
No one is.

1313
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,021
It's an illusion.

1314
00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:41,023
You have to learn to go with it.

1315
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,625
But like I always say,

1316
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:43,859
trust in the universe

1317
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,694
and then the good
things will happen.

1318
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:46,462
(truck hissing)

1319
00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:49,598
- [Gordo Voiceover] For the
record, I never say that.

1320
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,168
I'm blind, I'm not stupid.

1321
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,936
I don't believe
in happy endings.

1322
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,206
- You're making the biggest
mistake of your life.

1323
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,040
This is so you.

1324
00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,275
- What does that
supposed to mean?

1325
00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,810
- Oh look, a stray dog is
so cute, can I keep it?

1326
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:02,711
- How fucking dare you.

1327
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,979
- No, how fucking dare you!

1328
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,581
- [Mario] Bella, you
want me to do something?

1329
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,816
- Hey, butt out, old man!

1330
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:09,585
I'm not joking.

1331
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,053
- Fine, Mario, I'm fine.

1332
00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,121
This is not the place, okay.

1333
00:53:12,123 --> 00:53:13,055
We can finish this--

1334
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,823
- No, we're finished!

1335
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,492
I'll see you in a few
days when you realise

1336
00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,428
what a massive fucking
mistake you've made.

1337
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,963
This is real life,

1338
00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:23,265
not some cutesy fairytale.

1339
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:27,403
You kiss a frog, in the morning
it's still gonna be a frog.

1340
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:32,274
(sombre tempo music)

1341
00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,157
- Hey.

1342
00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,725
- You gonna invite us in?

1343
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,528
- Why don't we take
her for a spin?

1344
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:53,229
- Like this?

1345
00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:56,232
- Yeah, I mean, she
should run fine.

1346
00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:58,634
Let's go.

1347
00:53:58,636 --> 00:53:59,835
- [Travis] Okay.

1348
00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:04,173
- Hey.

1349
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,543
You look after her, okay?

1350
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,411
- I'm not driving.

1351
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,613
- Not the car.

1352
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,548
Don't be an asshole.

1353
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,850
She don't need another asshole.

1354
00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:16,885
(engine rumbling)
- Okay.

1355
00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:18,520
- [Mario] Okay.

1356
00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:27,529
(engine puttering)

1357
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:32,401
(upbeat music)

1358
00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:38,140
(Gordo beatboxing)
(Sunny giggling)

1359
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,943
- [Gordo] Trav, are
you gonna rap or what?

1360
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,244
Come on, Trav.

1361
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,846
- This is everyday.

1362
00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:46,749
(upbeat music)

1363
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:51,920
(water trickling)

1364
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,656
- Oh!
(Travis laughing)

1365
00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:54,757
Queen!

1366
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,792
- Here you go, bro.

1367
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:03,732
- [Travis] You're
just going in circles!

1368
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,034
- Yay!
- Yeah!

1369
00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,669
- [Travis] Yes!

1370
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:11,206
- You look like a
praying mantis on crack!

1371
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:14,109
(upbeat music)

1372
00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:23,419
(motor buzzing)

1373
00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:32,127
(pleasant music)

1374
00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,300
(Sunny moaning)

1375
00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:41,437
(Sunny giggling)

1376
00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:51,113
(traffic whooshing)

1377
00:55:57,655 --> 00:56:01,056
Oh my God, Mario,
it's beautiful.

1378
00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,791
Let's put the windshield on.

1379
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,626
Let's finish this.

1380
00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,795
Hey.

1381
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,463
Mario.

1382
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:10,699
Old man, it's a little early
for a siesta, isn't it?

1383
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:11,800
Mario?

1384
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,937
(dramatic music)

1385
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:16,572
(Mario gasping)

1386
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,639
Mario.

1387
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:20,109
- Il mio cuore.

1388
00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:23,946
(Mario gasping)

1389
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:30,519
(siren alarming)

1390
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,192
- You're gonna be okay.

1391
00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:37,960
- Sorry, Bella.

1392
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:38,961
- No don't need to be.

1393
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,063
- I'm just a useless old man

1394
00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,933
who can't look after you.

1395
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,202
(Mario gasping)
(Sunny crying)

1396
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:50,305
(dramatic music)

1397
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,643
(Travis sighing)

1398
00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:57,012
- Oh, come on, people.

1399
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:00,916
(phone buzzing)

1400
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:05,487
- Hey, Travis, can you call me?

1401
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,191
There's something
I need to tell you.

1402
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,360
Actually, don't call.

1403
00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:14,596
I should tell you in person.

1404
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,933
(melancholy music)

1405
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:23,739
- Hey.

1406
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,976
(phone beeping)

1407
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:42,391
(Travis knocking)

1408
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:45,194
- Oh.

1409
00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:46,228
You.

1410
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,863
- [Travis] Yep.

1411
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:50,432
- You think I don't
know what's going on?

1412
00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:52,701
- You think I care
what you know?

1413
00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:53,469
- You should.

1414
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:56,538
She's a student at the
school where you work.

1415
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:58,207
(Travis sighing)

1416
00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:58,907
Oh,

1417
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,476
so you do care.

1418
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,711
- You know, I didn't
come here to play games.

1419
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,013
Sunny needs to
tell me something.

1420
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:10,419
(foreboding music)

1421
00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:16,191
- What did you think
was gonna happen?

1422
00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,361
That she'd end up with you?

1423
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,932
Oh.

1424
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:28,337
(gate rattling)

1425
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:34,376
(sombre piano music)

1426
00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,678
- [Gordo Voiceover]
Life tries to show us

1427
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,313
what we need to see

1428
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,682
but it's never completely clear.

1429
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,220
It's hard to look at
yourself objectively.

1430
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:53,428
And what you see depends on
what you're willing to believe.

1431
00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,097
- All right.
(audience applauding)

1432
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,331
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

1433
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,735
This next guy is competing for
a slot in the closing night

1434
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,136
of the "Bring the
Funny" showcase.

1435
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,205
I want you to go absolutely
nuts for our next contestant.

1436
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,140
Give it up for a very funny guy,

1437
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,375
Mysterious Bag Man.

1438
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,809
(audience cheering)
Yes!

1439
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,614
- You know, I had this
girlfriend, it didn't work out.

1440
00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:13,382
She left me.

1441
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:14,750
(audience laughing)

1442
00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:18,620
She said, I can never
tell what you're thinking.

1443
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,722
I'm like, what do you want?

1444
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,991
This is the only
expression I can draw.

1445
00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:26,762
(audience laughing)

1446
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,664
(wrench cranking)

1447
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:33,101
(pleasant instrumental music)

1448
00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:42,177
I'd kiss her and she'd
complain about paper cuts.

1449
00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:42,945
When we made love,

1450
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,981
she said it was like
humping a Happy Meal.

1451
00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:48,917
(audience laughing)

1452
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:52,654
(electrical fizzling)

1453
00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:00,062
The whole time it's all about

1454
01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,464
what she wants, what she needs.

1455
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:05,000
Banging on my door
day and night.

1456
01:00:05,402 --> 01:00:07,803
Eventually, I had
to let her out.

1457
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:11,273
(audience laughing)

1458
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:16,578
(Polaroid camera buzzing)

1459
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:21,016
(pleasant instrumental music)

1460
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,293
(keys clinking)

1461
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:33,395
(audience cheering)

1462
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,163
- Come back out
here, dude, come on!

1463
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,765
Very good, now...

1464
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,266
So you just won your way
through to the final round,

1465
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,535
a shot at the big
time, how's it feel?

1466
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:41,737
How's it feel?

1467
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:43,939
- Kinda dirty.

1468
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:45,107
- Oh, okay.
(audience laughing)

1469
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:47,676
Guys, give it up for
this guy one more time.

1470
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,611
Mysterious Bag Man.

1471
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:50,212
Huh?

1472
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:52,514
Thanks for coming out!

1473
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:11,833
(sombre piano music)

1474
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,534
(door thudding)

1475
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:46,601
- Hey.

1476
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:49,404
Busted.

1477
01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:55,877
- What're you doing here?

1478
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,147
- I was just looking
for some paper and...

1479
01:01:59,149 --> 01:01:59,881
I...

1480
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,084
- Who said you
could look at that?

1481
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,519
- Travis, is this you?

1482
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:07,355
- I said, that's private.

1483
01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:09,758
- Sorry, I just...

1484
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,892
I wanted to pop--

1485
01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:11,960
- You know,

1486
01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:12,828
you just...

1487
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:15,163
you just can't barge in
and out of people's lives

1488
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,398
whenever you feel like it!

1489
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,335
- Wow, okay, that's not
what's happening here, Travis.

1490
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:21,803
I tried to call you.

1491
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:25,707
There's something
I need to tell you.

1492
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,009
- Yeah, I know.

1493
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:30,812
What makes you think
I fucking care?

1494
01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:38,720
- I don't know what happened
to make you like this

1495
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,255
but it wasn't me, okay?

1496
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,057
I didn't do this!

1497
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,892
- Get out!

1498
01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,375
(sombre guitar music)

1499
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,857
(birds chirping)

1500
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:19,828
¶ Was our love

1501
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:24,399
¶ Just a song

1502
01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,402
¶ I went to bed

1503
01:03:27,404 --> 01:03:32,140
¶ Thinking everything
was wrong ¶

1504
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,246
- Travis.

1505
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,948
We need to talk.

1506
01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:42,250
Now!

1507
01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:45,387
Now you told me that you
were gonna talk to somebody

1508
01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:47,088
about your issues.

1509
01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:48,990
- I've been talking

1510
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,059
to a lot of people.
- Well, we both know

1511
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,862
that this is not what I meant.

1512
01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:58,600
How many second chances do
you think I'm gonna give you?

1513
01:03:58,602 --> 01:03:59,835
- Technically just one.

1514
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:02,604
After that would be a
third and fourth and--

1515
01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:05,941
- You have been accused
of getting students drunk

1516
01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,643
in the toilets after hours.

1517
01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,445
- Student, just one.

1518
01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:11,847
I thought I'd start
slow and work my way up.

1519
01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:14,382
- Of trying to run
over a student?

1520
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:19,387
Of making sexual
advances with a student?

1521
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:22,090
- They started it
and she kissed me.

1522
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,191
- The girl's sister told me

1523
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:26,161
that she's been spending
nights in your apartment.

1524
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,362
Is that true?

1525
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,066
- Well, not anymore.

1526
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,934
So everybody happy now?

1527
01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:38,340
(ukulele plucking)

1528
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,509
(upbeat ukulele music)

1529
01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,477
Gordo, can we talk?

1530
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:44,946
- Hey, Trav, long
time no see, man!

1531
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,147
Oh, well, ever.

1532
01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:47,048
- Yeah, ha.
- Really but--

1533
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,049
- Yo, can you stop playing that,

1534
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,284
I need to tell you something.

1535
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,285
- Yeah, so tell me.

1536
01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:53,088
- Not why you're playing
that stupid goddamn song.

1537
01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,055
- Fine.

1538
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:54,789
(ukulele plucking)

1539
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,658
- I said stop it, all right!

1540
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,760
(ukulele clattering)

1541
01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,561
- What the fuck?

1542
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:02,030
(ukulele crunching)
What was that for?

1543
01:05:02,032 --> 01:05:03,899
- Shit, man, I...

1544
01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,433
Here, I'm sorry.

1545
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,478
(Gordo gasping)

1546
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,113
Just say something.

1547
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,114
She went back to him.

1548
01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:22,050
- Well what did you
expect, you asshole?

1549
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,019
- What, because I'm like this?

1550
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:24,819
- No.

1551
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,722
Because you're such a
fucking Nancy Hofstetter!

1552
01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:28,857
- A what?

1553
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,325
- Nancy Hofstetter, man.

1554
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,260
She's a girl I knew
in high school.

1555
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,231
She wanted me to fuck her but
not put it in all the way.

1556
01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:37,565
Just the tip.

1557
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:38,767
But that's you!

1558
01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:41,236
- I don't want you
to fuck me with any--

1559
01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:43,004
- Not me, fool!

1560
01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:44,072
Life!

1561
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,608
You want life but
you won't let it in

1562
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:49,110
in all its throbbing,
meaty glory.

1563
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,047
You want life to fuck
you but with just the tip

1564
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,581
and that's bullshit, my friend.

1565
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:58,086
You gotta let life stick it
to you all the way, ball deep!

1566
01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:01,222
You gotta deep throat the
whole fucking catastrophe,

1567
01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:02,057
swallow and smile,

1568
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:05,460
because what's life without
the fucking money shot?

1569
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,262
It's all just
meaningless foreplay

1570
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,864
and you end up jacking off.

1571
01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:11,066
Alone.

1572
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:14,736
(sombre guitar music)

1573
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:21,209
(walking stick rattling)

1574
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:29,551
- [Gordo Voiceover]
When you hit that point

1575
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:32,887
at which everything
seems at its crappest...

1576
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,522
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

1577
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:35,757
- [Gordo Voiceover] You
might just find that

1578
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:38,226
breaking your ukulele
can be the best thing

1579
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,061
that ever happened to you.

1580
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:40,929
- [Gordo] My fault.

1581
01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:42,263
- Oh no, my fault.

1582
01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,465
What was that?

1583
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,433
- My ukulele.

1584
01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:47,035
It was shattered already.

1585
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:47,869
- Aw.

1586
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:48,937
- Yours?

1587
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,039
(guitar strumming)

1588
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,407
- I'm all good.

1589
01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:54,175
- Well, sorry.

1590
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,611
- Happens to me all the time.

1591
01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,346
- Yeah, same.

1592
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:04,252
(walking stick clacking)

1593
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,654
I'm Gordo.

1594
01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:08,723
- Eve.

1595
01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,192
- Nice to meet you, Eve.

1596
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,362
(pleasant music)

1597
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,367
- And you are listening
to all the nonstop hits

1598
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,268
with Mikey and Sunny

1599
01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,704
and when we're back we'll
be taking some calls.

1600
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,706
What's on the
agenda today, Mikey?

1601
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,441
- Well, girls, I wanna hear

1602
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:29,544
about the wrongest
guy you've ever dated.

1603
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,345
(motor puttering)

1604
01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:31,546
Let's start with you, Sunny.

1605
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,281
Who's your wrongest guy?

1606
01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,550
- Uh.

1607
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,584
Em.

1608
01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:39,888
Why don't we go to a song
while I think about that?

1609
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:43,458
(motor puttering)

1610
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,326
(tyres screeching)

1611
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:48,797
(faint radio music)

1612
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,438
- Babe, this is what
we signed on for.

1613
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,239
You've got your face
on a thousand buses.

1614
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,209
- Oh wow, eat your heart
out, Helen of Troy.

1615
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,243
- What more do you want?

1616
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,278
- I don't want that.

1617
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,145
I don't want you to--

1618
01:08:04,147 --> 01:08:05,480
- Oh, come on, don't
flake out on me now.

1619
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:06,881
Stick with the programme.

1620
01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:07,849
Smile in the voice.

1621
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,517
They can hear it, okay?

1622
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,889
And we are back with Mikey
and Sunny in the morning.

1623
01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:15,690
Keeping it real.

1624
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:18,393
First up, we have
our next caller.

1625
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,933
(audience applauding)

1626
01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:27,569
- Thank you.

1627
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,638
When we return, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

1628
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,340
The "Hunger Games" of funny.

1629
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,209
The final
winner-takes-it-all round

1630
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,145
of the BTF unsigned
open mic competition.

1631
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,815
(audience applauding)

1632
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:51,359
(crowd chattering)

1633
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,131
- Travis.

1634
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,398
Aren't you doing well?

1635
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,733
It's great to see you, man.

1636
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,201
It's great to see you.

1637
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:02,237
- Mikey, on in five.

1638
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,905
- All right, well I'll
leave you kids to catch up.

1639
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,808
You've got plenty to
talk about, no doubt.

1640
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:11,713
- [Sunny] Hey.

1641
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,186
- I heard you on the radio.

1642
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,754
- What did you think?

1643
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,191
- You have to ask?

1644
01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:26,528
- Money's good.

1645
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,696
- Yeah, I bet.

1646
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:30,765
- Well,

1647
01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:34,502
good luck out there.

1648
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,308
(audience laughing)

1649
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,109
- So I've gotta go.

1650
01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,644
There's a girl waiting
for me backstage

1651
01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,580
with a monkey wrench
and a grease gun.

1652
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,748
(audience applauding)
- Yeah!

1653
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:51,119
The lesbolicious Rebecca
Talay, ladies and gentlemen!

1654
01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:51,686
Yeah!

1655
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,055
All right, our next
contestant is also bent

1656
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,391
but not sexually,
he's just plain bent.

1657
01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:59,727
Welcome to the stage,
the Mysterious Bag Man.

1658
01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:02,997
(audience applauding)

1659
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,033
Now I love Bag Man,
we've shared a lot,

1660
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,669
but I should warn you,
he's an angry young dude

1661
01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:08,469
and why shouldn't he be?

1662
01:10:08,471 --> 01:10:09,437
He's got cerebral palsy?

1663
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,240
No, that's not just
a bad hangover.

1664
01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:15,043
Now, he's just come here
straight from therapy.

1665
01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:16,010
Therapy, what is that?

1666
01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,679
Is that just paying
someone to be your friend?

1667
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:18,713
(audience laughing)
With therapy,

1668
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,847
what're you paying for, really?

1669
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,383
Are you paying for someone
to listen to your problems

1670
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:25,553
or are you paying so you don't
have to listen to theirs?

1671
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,254
You tell me.

1672
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:27,121
(audience laughing)

1673
01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:28,590
- What do you
think you're doing?

1674
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,358
- What, you don't
like those jokes?

1675
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,793
- Yeah, they're great.

1676
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:33,661
I know because I wrote them.

1677
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,264
- Yeah, for me, I
paid you actually.

1678
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,067
(audience laughing)
Awkward.

1679
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,235
- Well then,

1680
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,873
I guess I can't do
this one or this one

1681
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,141
or this one!

1682
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,910
Or these!

1683
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:49,978
Screw it!

1684
01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:52,714
You know, congratulations.

1685
01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:54,682
You win.

1686
01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,684
Don't you have enough already?

1687
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,586
And now you want this too?

1688
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,688
- Come on, man, surely
you got something else.

1689
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:02,357
What about one of
those fun stories

1690
01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:05,260
about what an
angry dude you are?

1691
01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:06,327
No?

1692
01:11:06,329 --> 01:11:07,028
Awkward.

1693
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,330
Okay, folks, we might
just take a little break.

1694
01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:11,599
- You know, wait,

1695
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,667
sure.

1696
01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,602
All right.

1697
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,605
Here's a story, just for you.

1698
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:21,943
It's about a kid,
three years old,

1699
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:24,312
loved playing in the
rain with his dog.

1700
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,848
- I hope it's got
a good punchline.

1701
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:28,383
(sombre piano music)

1702
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:34,255
- So this kid is out
playing in the rain,

1703
01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,392
jumping from puddle
to puddle with his dog

1704
01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,726
and he lives in this old house

1705
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:42,597
with like a million stairs going
all the way up to the door.

1706
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,266
And they run inside,
dripping wet.

1707
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:48,002
Puddles all over the floor.

1708
01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:50,571
The dog, he runs
up to the kid's dad

1709
01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:54,809
sitting in his favourite
chair watching TV.

1710
01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:58,613
And just shakes.

1711
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,717
As dogs do.

1712
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,520
(audience chuckling)

1713
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,220
And this dad,

1714
01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:09,057
he's got a bit of a temper.

1715
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,859
Yeah, a bit of a temper.

1716
01:12:13,063 --> 01:12:14,862
And he grabs the dog

1717
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,899
and he throws it
out into the rain,

1718
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,735
down the stairs.

1719
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,272
The kid is upset.

1720
01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:26,974
Starts hitting the dad.

1721
01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:30,678
Maybe he's inherited
a bit of his anger.

1722
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:35,249
So the dad picks
up the little boy,

1723
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:38,953
he picks him up and
he throws him out too.

1724
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,289
Down the stairs,
out into the rain.

1725
01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,292
Breaks his arm,
bone sticking out.

1726
01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:46,294
Fractures his vertebrae,

1727
01:12:46,296 --> 01:12:47,695
cracks his skull.

1728
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,697
The mom, the mom sees this,

1729
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:53,501
she sees this and she tries
to help the little boy.

1730
01:12:53,837 --> 01:12:55,837
But the dad, he stops her.

1731
01:12:55,839 --> 01:12:58,306
He makes her go back inside

1732
01:12:58,308 --> 01:13:01,109
because it's raining after all.

1733
01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,978
(dramatic piano music)

1734
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,813
So here's this boy,

1735
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,348
lying in the mud,

1736
01:13:07,350 --> 01:13:10,918
brain bleeding on the
inside of his head,

1737
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,187
he could die.

1738
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,457
But he's not that lucky.

1739
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,061
He gets to live
with brain damage

1740
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,963
in steel bolts and crews

1741
01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:27,101
and tests and scans
and operations and...

1742
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,436
and pain.

1743
01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:34,108
And nobody wanting
to play with him

1744
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,877
because he can't keep up

1745
01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,213
and he's a freak.

1746
01:13:43,153 --> 01:13:45,987
And he will spend
the rest of his life

1747
01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,056
scaring off anybody
who gets too close

1748
01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:53,461
so he can pretend
that's what he wants.

1749
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,569
- Okay, we might
just leave it there.

1750
01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:02,403
- You know that saying,

1751
01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:04,272
when they made him
they broke the mould?

1752
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:08,876
Well I'm the guy they made
after him with a broken mould.

1753
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:14,315
And that's why I get to tell
these jokes and you don't!

1754
01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:17,952
You know, yeah, I've
been to therapy.

1755
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,121
They say I have anger problems.

1756
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:22,790
Well I don't actually
think I have a problem.

1757
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,358
I think it's this guy
who's about to have

1758
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,461
this microphone stand
jammed up his ass

1759
01:14:26,463 --> 01:14:28,196
who's go the problem!

1760
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,832
So is that enough of a
punchline for you, fuck face?

1761
01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:31,999
You tell me!

1762
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,202
(Travis thudding)

1763
01:14:34,204 --> 01:14:36,270
(people chattering)

1764
01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:36,904
Ugh, see?

1765
01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:39,140
I don't need a girl to
knock me off my feet,

1766
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,641
I can do it all by myself.

1767
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:41,642
- [Mikey] Hey, come on.

1768
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,543
- Fuck off!

1769
01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,511
(audience gasping)

1770
01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:44,445
Back off!

1771
01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:45,713
I don't need you!

1772
01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:47,081
I don't need anyone!

1773
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,617
(chairs thudding)

1774
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:51,052
(glasses clattering)

1775
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:54,155
(ominous music)

1776
01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,526
(Barry chuckling)

1777
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:02,463
(suspenseful beat music)

1778
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,876
- [Man] Go have
another beer, freak!

1779
01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,611
- [Young Man] This
guy's off his tits.

1780
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:17,912
- [Woman] Ugh, he's
trying to grope me!

1781
01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:21,816
- Hey, what're you doing
grabbing her, buddy?

1782
01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:22,483
Woo!

1783
01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:23,918
Hit the pole.

1784
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,152
(Travis thudding)

1785
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,021
Oi, he's taking a spill!

1786
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,322
- Hey, stop it!

1787
01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,357
Piss off, you animals!

1788
01:15:29,359 --> 01:15:31,359
What're you staring
at, leave him alone!

1789
01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:32,627
- All right, then.
- Oh my God.

1790
01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:34,862
- Hey, Travis, it's Sunny.

1791
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,130
It's okay, you're okay.

1792
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,865
You're okay, you're okay.

1793
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,034
(Sunny shushing)

1794
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:40,968
Get off!

1795
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,336
- I'm just calling an ambulance.

1796
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:44,772
- Please, tell them to hurry.
- Ambulance.

1797
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,007
- Are you Dame Edna?

1798
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:46,807
- Not at the moment.

1799
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,442
We've got a crisis here.

1800
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,611
- Give me that, give me it.

1801
01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:51,913
Yes.
- Can I have your photo?

1802
01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:54,348
- We're on the corner of
Bray and King's Street.

1803
01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,684
(camera snapping)
Please hurry.

1804
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,953
(girl giggling)

1805
01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:00,054
- Is he okay?
- He's calming down.

1806
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,722
- [Barry] I think so.

1807
01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:02,490
- Yeah, yeah.

1808
01:16:02,492 --> 01:16:06,727
- [Barry] What that bastard
did was unacceptable.

1809
01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,828
(ambulance siren alarming)

1810
01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:11,098
(camera snapping)

1811
01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,835
(sirens alarming)

1812
01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:20,308
(child giggling)

1813
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:25,947
(sombre music)

1814
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:29,317
(traffic rumbling)

1815
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:34,188
(aeroplane whooshing)

1816
01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,890
- [Travis] Thanks
for checking on me.

1817
01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:38,659
- [Kinski] Well, you gave
us all quite a scare.

1818
01:16:38,661 --> 01:16:39,360
- [Travis] Yeah.

1819
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,963
- You know, I shouldn't
have been so hard lined.

1820
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:44,198
It's your life after all.

1821
01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:46,834
- Yeah, sad but true.

1822
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:48,035
- What about last night?

1823
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,804
How're you feeling?

1824
01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,173
- I don't know,
I don't remember.

1825
01:16:52,475 --> 01:16:55,309
- You don't remember
any of this?

1826
01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:57,878
- Last thing I remember,

1827
01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:00,781
I was on stage telling
the world things

1828
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,717
I never tell anybody.

1829
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,852
(sombre music)

1830
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:09,790
- Well, there was a bit of a
commotion after your seizure.

1831
01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:12,627
Sunny was there for you.

1832
01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:15,730
- Where is she now?

1833
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,333
- I'm sorry, Travis.

1834
01:17:21,337 --> 01:17:22,336
- You said that already.

1835
01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:25,072
- No, about what
happened to you as a kid.

1836
01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:28,943
It was a terrible thing.

1837
01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,713
- I'll be all right from here.

1838
01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:36,183
(sombre music)

1839
01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:49,296
- Wondered when
I'd see you again.

1840
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,932
- Yeah, I've been
staying at Mikey's.

1841
01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,602
- And how's that working out?

1842
01:17:54,604 --> 01:17:57,071
- Well, it's no party
being in a relationship

1843
01:17:57,073 --> 01:18:00,374
with someone that wants
you to be somebody else.

1844
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,544
- I'll add that to the list.

1845
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:04,211
- The list?

1846
01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:06,881
- [Felicity] Things I
need to say sorry for.

1847
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,550
- It's really not your fault.

1848
01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:10,751
- Are you sure?

1849
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,220
I think I was the
number one cheerleader

1850
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:15,623
for team Mikey from the get-go.

1851
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,791
- Well, as you
said the other day,

1852
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,793
I'm not your responsibility.

1853
01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:21,195
- I said a lot of shit
that wasn't right.

1854
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:23,030
- [Sunny] Yeah, so did I.

1855
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,667
- I didn't warn
you about that man

1856
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,805
because I thought what he
did to me was my fault.

1857
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,874
Because I was a bad person.

1858
01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:40,281
I never thought it could happen
to someone good, like you.

1859
01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,417
- You're not a bad person.

1860
01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:46,420
- When Mario died,

1861
01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,923
I let Travis see you with Mikey.

1862
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,359
He took one look and bailed.

1863
01:18:53,362 --> 01:18:54,295
It was a shitty thing to do.

1864
01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:56,964
- Travis could've trusted
me, he could've spoken to me.

1865
01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:59,166
- Do you think you
could explain it?

1866
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,701
Maybe you could still--

1867
01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,335
- What?

1868
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,905
Just delay the inevitable?

1869
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:05,973
Flic...

1870
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:07,675
I can't be in a relationship

1871
01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:09,376
with someone that
doesn't trust me.

1872
01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:11,479
I think I'm done.

1873
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:25,426
(Travis thudding)

1874
01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:27,962
(Travis huffing)

1875
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:31,232
(plane whooshing)

1876
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:42,109
(pleasant guitar music)

1877
01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:49,250
(entry bell ringing)

1878
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,868
¶ I know you're headed
in the right direction ¶

1879
01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:11,138
¶ I gotta tell you
I'm so proud of you ¶

1880
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:16,977
¶ Found your demons
and let them go ¶

1881
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,381
¶ I hope you let it
all rest in peace ¶

1882
01:20:20,383 --> 01:20:23,617
¶ 'Cause I still pass
by your lonely home ¶

1883
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:28,322
¶ You let it behind
and hit the road ¶

1884
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:32,126
(pleasant guitar music)

1885
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,552
¶ So are you happy
with your reflection ¶

1886
01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:01,789
¶ Never wonder
where you belong ¶

1887
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:07,528
¶ Because the open
road is your home ¶

1888
01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:11,365
¶ Even safe without
my protection ¶

1889
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,201
¶ I gotta tell
you I feel alone ¶

1890
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:19,440
¶ Even though you
will never know ¶

1891
01:21:19,442 --> 01:21:22,476
(door creaking)

1892
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:25,846
- Gordo!

1893
01:21:25,848 --> 01:21:27,348
(ukulele crunching)

1894
01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:29,850
- [Gordo] What the fuck?

1895
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:34,488
Is this your idea of a joke?

1896
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:35,789
(Travis sighing)

1897
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,659
It was supposed to be a
gift to say I'm sorry.

1898
01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:42,863
- Who leaves a surprise gift
on the doorstep of a blind man?

1899
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:45,733
- Dude, I think I messed up.

1900
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:46,367
- You think?

1901
01:21:46,369 --> 01:21:48,869
I'm wearing a freaking
ukulele for a shoe.

1902
01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:50,638
- No, not that.

1903
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,573
This is serious.

1904
01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,709
- What is it?

1905
01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:56,677
- Mario.

1906
01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,546
He's dead, that's what
she wanted to tell me

1907
01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:04,752
and I saw her hugging
Mikey and just assumed.

1908
01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,489
I gotta be the dumbest
person on the planet.

1909
01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,757
- No.

1910
01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:11,825
But you are a spiky asshole.

1911
01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:13,260
- I don't think so.

1912
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,061
(door knocking)

1913
01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,562
- Hello?
- Fuck off!

1914
01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:18,866
- Oh, I've obviously
come to the right place.

1915
01:22:18,868 --> 01:22:21,001
Look, I believe these are yours.

1916
01:22:21,003 --> 01:22:22,803
- I don't need them anymore.

1917
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:23,671
- You might.

1918
01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:24,538
- [Travis] I won't.

1919
01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,439
- You might.
- I won't.

1920
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,206
- [Barry] You might.

1921
01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:28,575
- Can somebody tell me
what's going on here?

1922
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,245
- The MC stole all his material.

1923
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,546
- Mikey!

1924
01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,782
Oh that fucking cock.

1925
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:37,084
- Well, you may say that.

1926
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,019
I couldn't possibly comment.

1927
01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,421
- So what, is he the winner now?

1928
01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:45,092
- No, but the judges have
agreed to give your friend here

1929
01:22:45,094 --> 01:22:48,562
a spot in the showcase
as a wildcard.

1930
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,229
- Awesome.

1931
01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:50,998
Ah, you are the man.

1932
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,533
- I best be off.

1933
01:22:52,535 --> 01:22:54,401
See you at the theatre later.

1934
01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:55,469
Sorry about the short notice

1935
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,973
but pulling strings takes a
bit longer than I thought.

1936
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:00,908
- Yes!

1937
01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:02,309
You hear that, bro?

1938
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:03,644
That dude got you a wildcard.

1939
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,679
You're back in the game!

1940
01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:07,314
- I don't care anymore.

1941
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,683
- But you care about
her, don't you?

1942
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:11,852
Hey, numbnuts!

1943
01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,354
You want to talk to her?

1944
01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,489
This could be your last shot.

1945
01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:20,794
(sombre guitar music)

1946
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:24,531
(chains rattling)

1947
01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:27,501
(gate creaking)

1948
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,536
(Gordo chuckling)

1949
01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:32,573
(door creaking)

1950
01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,944
(upbeat music)

1951
01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,791
(motor puttering)

1952
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:54,361
(motor buzzing)

1953
01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,501
For Narnia!

1954
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:04,438
(upbeat music)

1955
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,257
- Tickets?

1956
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:25,726
- We don't have
any tickets, Scott.

1957
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,027
- Oh, then I can't admit you.

1958
01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:30,230
- Oh, no, he's in
the show, Scott.

1959
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,031
- Really?

1960
01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:31,932
Congratulations.

1961
01:24:31,934 --> 01:24:32,599
- Thank you.

1962
01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,201
So you gonna let us in?

1963
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:35,469
- No.

1964
01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:36,403
- But you just said.

1965
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:38,972
- You can go to the stage
door then onto the stage

1966
01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:42,242
but you cannot go
into the auditorium.

1967
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,310
- Where's the stage door?

1968
01:24:43,312 --> 01:24:44,945
- Back down the concourse,
around the side,

1969
01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:47,247
around the back,
down the stairs.

1970
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:47,981
(Travis sighing)

1971
01:24:47,983 --> 01:24:50,017
- Can't we just go
through here, Scott?

1972
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,719
- Do you have a ticket?

1973
01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:53,887
- Oh, Scott.

1974
01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:57,624
Trav?

1975
01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:58,926
Trav?

1976
01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:01,128
- Come on, come on.

1977
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,496
Come on.

1978
01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:05,699
- [Scott] Tickets.

1979
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:06,834
- Sign in.

1980
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:11,171
There's no plus ones.

1981
01:25:11,173 --> 01:25:12,339
Your friend can't
come backstage.

1982
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,675
- Oh, he's disabled,
I'm his carer.

1983
01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:15,409
- You're blind.

1984
01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,945
He's an equal
opportunity employer.

1985
01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:22,349
(faint jazz music)

1986
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:23,250
What're you gonna say?

1987
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,185
- I have absolutely no clue.

1988
01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:27,087
- [Woman] Cue the dancing girls.

1989
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:28,655
- Oh, dancing girls.

1990
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:30,858
- Who are you?

1991
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,559
- Oh, he's the wildcard.

1992
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,628
The judge personally
came over to let him know

1993
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,563
he had a slot on tonight's show.

1994
01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,031
Some unconscionable shit happen.

1995
01:25:38,033 --> 01:25:40,734
And bottom line, he
was freaking sabotaged.

1996
01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:41,935
- Yeah, I heard about that.

1997
01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:43,070
I saw it on Twitter.

1998
01:25:43,072 --> 01:25:44,271
Man, that was so uncool.

1999
01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,707
- Yeah, that Mikey guy's a dick.

2000
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,308
- And he's not good in bed.

2001
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,143
Really bad.

2002
01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:50,377
- You're on here
but you're late.

2003
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,880
You missed your
slot, you're cut.

2004
01:25:52,882 --> 01:25:53,981
- Come on, I just need like--

2005
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:54,848
- It's live television.

2006
01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:57,518
Everybody gets seven
minutes, that's how it goes.

2007
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,318
It's a tough break.

2008
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,620
You gotta get here on time.

2009
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:00,721
- Come on!

2010
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:02,556
Where's your fucking heart?

2011
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:03,490
Can't you see this guy's

2012
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:06,527
all twisted up emotionally
and physically?

2013
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:11,198
He's in love and his
girl is out there.

2014
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,199
And...

2015
01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:13,333
And this is his last shot.

2016
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,035
- [Woman] I'm sorry, I
can't just make time.

2017
01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,204
- Do you really love
this girl, for real?

2018
01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:18,205
- Yes, for real.

2019
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,641
(audience laughing
and applauding)

2020
01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:21,175
- Well,

2021
01:26:21,177 --> 01:26:23,477
can he have two of my minutes?

2022
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:24,077
- I guess.

2023
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,113
- There you go, I'll do five.

2024
01:26:27,383 --> 01:26:29,116
- Fine, I'll do
five minutes too.

2025
01:26:29,118 --> 01:26:30,217
You can have two of my minutes.

2026
01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:33,921
- All right, I guess I
could cut alarm clock enema.

2027
01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:36,156
You can have two
of my minutes too.

2028
01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:36,857
- Thank you!

2029
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:39,526
Thank you so much!

2030
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:40,394
- You good to go now?

2031
01:26:40,396 --> 01:26:46,233
(audience applauding)
(girls giggling)

2032
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:50,771
(Gordo sniffing)

2033
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:54,007
(silly music)

2034
01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,477
(audience laughing)

2035
01:26:58,681 --> 01:27:01,114
- Hey man, where's
your paper bag?

2036
01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:03,283
- I'm not doing that anymore.

2037
01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,251
- Our next act,

2038
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,919
he's our wildcard surprise,

2039
01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:08,121
it's the Bag Man, himself!
- Just get out there, man!

2040
01:27:08,123 --> 01:27:09,423
Kill it, you're
gonna be so good!

2041
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:10,591
- Yeah, you go get 'em, bud.

2042
01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:11,491
- It's a good audience, man.

2043
01:27:11,493 --> 01:27:12,693
- Yeah, it's great.
(audience applauding)

2044
01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:13,560
- You got this!

2045
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:17,231
(audience applauding)

2046
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,567
- What the fuck?

2047
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:21,301
I thought he lost.

2048
01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:23,604
Some people just don't
know when to quit.

2049
01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:27,274
(audience applauding)

2050
01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:31,345
- Um.

2051
01:27:31,347 --> 01:27:32,879
(Travis clearing throat)

2052
01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:33,880
(microphone ringing)

2053
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,182
Could I...

2054
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:39,853
- Somebody is about to
eat a big shit sandwich.

2055
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:41,054
- No, uh...

2056
01:27:41,323 --> 01:27:43,557
Do you mind raising your
hands if you're cool

2057
01:27:43,559 --> 01:27:47,194
with me telling some jokes
about disabled people?

2058
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:50,631
(people laughing)

2059
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,468
All right, well that's fucking
great, you sick bastards.

2060
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:57,938
(audience laughing)

2061
01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:01,275
Why'd you all laugh at that?

2062
01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:05,646
People like to make
fun of the disabled

2063
01:28:07,016 --> 01:28:08,115
and why not?

2064
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:08,849
You know, right?

2065
01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:10,851
They say laughter is
the best medicine.

2066
01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:12,419
Well, if that's the case,

2067
01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:13,754
the only reason why I'm
still walking like this

2068
01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:17,024
is because you people aren't
making fun of me enough.

2069
01:28:17,026 --> 01:28:18,992
You gotta lift up your game.

2070
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,595
(audience laughing)

2071
01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:22,796
(pleasant music)

2072
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:23,964
Why did God make spastics?

2073
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:27,868
I mean, You're
omnipotent, right?

2074
01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:29,569
And this is the best You can do?

2075
01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,541
This body is like a
1985 Nissan Skyline.

2076
01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:37,611
It'll get you to
where you need to go

2077
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,479
but you wouldn't
recommend it to anyone

2078
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,181
and you're not gonna
get a lot of chicks

2079
01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:42,382
lining up for a ride.

2080
01:28:42,384 --> 01:28:45,285
(audience laughing)

2081
01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:46,053
You know?

2082
01:28:46,055 --> 01:28:48,255
When you've got Cerebral Palsy,

2083
01:28:48,257 --> 01:28:51,024
you know, it's hard
to pick up a girl.

2084
01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:53,860
It's hard to pick up a glass.

2085
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,863
You know, when I meet a
girl for the first time

2086
01:28:56,865 --> 01:28:57,931
I always get the same look

2087
01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,634
and they always ask
me that same question.

2088
01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:03,603
How did you get into my room?

2089
01:29:03,605 --> 01:29:05,672
(audience laughing)

2090
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:06,640
So I met this girl.

2091
01:29:06,642 --> 01:29:09,109
Yeah, yeah.
(audience laughing)

2092
01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,877
That wasn't the joke.

2093
01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:15,315
But she was smart and beautiful

2094
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:16,950
and funny and...

2095
01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:21,855
And smelled like the
best breakfast cereal.

2096
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:22,856
(audience laughing)

2097
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,159
And she didn't look at
me like everyone else.

2098
01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:29,062
In fact, she fell for me.

2099
01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:30,931
Which was new.

2100
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:34,034
Usually I'm the one
doing the falling.

2101
01:29:34,036 --> 01:29:37,404
(audience laughing)

2102
01:29:37,406 --> 01:29:38,772
I gotta confess,

2103
01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:41,842
I felt a little self-conscious.

2104
01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:45,379
So I started wearing
a bag over my head,

2105
01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:47,381
which some of you saw that, huh?

2106
01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:48,348
(audience applauding)

2107
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:52,586
I thought it might had the
fact that I had problems.

2108
01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:56,056
Well, that was a mistake.

2109
01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:57,190
Who knew?

2110
01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:59,659
Oh yeah, you all did.

2111
01:29:59,661 --> 01:30:01,328
(audience laughing)

2112
01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:01,862
Yeah.

2113
01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:06,767
Is anyone in this room that's
not self-conscious or insecure?

2114
01:30:07,469 --> 01:30:08,301
Oh.

2115
01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:09,936
This guy's got his hand up.

2116
01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,606
Sir, do you not own a mirror?

2117
01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:14,674
(audience laughing)

2118
01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,843
Like, I can talk.

2119
01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:18,145
When God made me He must've left

2120
01:30:18,147 --> 01:30:22,549
the instructions upside down
going through his Ikea phase.

2121
01:30:22,551 --> 01:30:23,817
(audience laughing)

2122
01:30:23,819 --> 01:30:25,852
I got a spare nut in
the drawer at home.

2123
01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:28,221
I don't know where
that fucker goes.

2124
01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:29,589
(audience laughing)

2125
01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,091
- You can't beat
a good ball joke.

2126
01:30:31,093 --> 01:30:32,726
- You sure can't, my friend.

2127
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:33,293
- Yeah.

2128
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,595
- But she picked right away

2129
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,397
that I had a disability.

2130
01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:38,799
No,

2131
01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:39,766
not this.

2132
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:43,870
I also suffer from a
debilitating condition

2133
01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:47,240
called Premature Rejeculation.

2134
01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:48,341
(audience laughing)

2135
01:30:48,343 --> 01:30:52,112
You know how some
men come too soon?

2136
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:54,848
Well I leave too soon.

2137
01:30:54,850 --> 01:30:57,017
Stare at me, I leave.

2138
01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,352
Ignore me, I leave.

2139
01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,655
Rub me the wrong way, I leave.

2140
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:05,492
You know, a typical relationship
goes something like,

2141
01:31:05,494 --> 01:31:08,128
hello, lovely to meet you.

2142
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:08,795
Fuck off!

2143
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:12,265
(audience laughing)

2144
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,067
So...

2145
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,471
So I meet this girl and I think,

2146
01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:19,439
soulmate.

2147
01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:24,611
All my sins absolved,
all my flaws redeemed.

2148
01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:27,080
You complete me,

2149
01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:28,515
right?

2150
01:31:29,518 --> 01:31:30,283
Wrong.

2151
01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:32,786
(audience laughing)

2152
01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:36,656
I was a spiky asshole
before I met her,

2153
01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:40,060
I was a spiky asshole
while I was with her

2154
01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:43,196
and after I lost her,

2155
01:31:43,799 --> 01:31:44,698
you got it,

2156
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,600
I was a spiky asshole.

2157
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,502
(audience laughing)

2158
01:31:48,504 --> 01:31:51,505
Falling in love
is a lot of things

2159
01:31:51,507 --> 01:31:53,607
but there's no magic bullet.

2160
01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:57,878
No one can change who you are.

2161
01:31:58,614 --> 01:32:00,981
(pleasant piano music)

2162
01:32:00,983 --> 01:32:01,948
Maybe,

2163
01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:04,551
maybe I'll always walk funny.

2164
01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,553
Maybe I'll always talk funny.

2165
01:32:06,555 --> 01:32:09,556
Maybe my ass will
always be spiky.

2166
01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,658
(audience laughing)

2167
01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:16,096
Maybe my hands will always
shake when she touches me.

2168
01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:18,532
Maybe I'll always
skate in circles

2169
01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:22,035
and dance like a
praying mantis on crack.

2170
01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:24,571
(audience laughing)

2171
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:29,442
Maybe I'll always
be the wrongest guy

2172
01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,444
but if she's okay with that

2173
01:32:32,147 --> 01:32:34,381
and can love me anyway,

2174
01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:39,786
there's gotta be something
wrong with her too.

2175
01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,422
(audience laughing)

2176
01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,758
Right?
(audience clapping)

2177
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:48,228
(audience laughing)

2178
01:32:49,464 --> 01:32:50,597
Screw it.

2179
01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,666
There's something wrong with me

2180
01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:54,935
and there's something
wrong with you.

2181
01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:55,802
And you.

2182
01:32:55,804 --> 01:32:58,138
And definitely something
wrong with you.

2183
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,773
(audience laughing)

2184
01:32:59,775 --> 01:33:02,542
There's something
wrong with all of us.

2185
01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:06,146
We're all a bunch of
emotional cripples.

2186
01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:08,448
Emotional spastics.

2187
01:33:08,784 --> 01:33:13,753
But if someone has the
courage to love us anyways,

2188
01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:18,391
then what fucking
excuse have we got?

2189
01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:20,694
So,

2190
01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:21,962
here's my tip,

2191
01:33:22,564 --> 01:33:25,932
whatever bag you
have over your head,

2192
01:33:27,336 --> 01:33:28,435
lose it now.

2193
01:33:28,437 --> 01:33:30,904
Stop hiding who you are.

2194
01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:35,208
And find the courage
to love yourself.

2195
01:33:35,811 --> 01:33:38,812
Spare nut, spiky ass and all.

2196
01:33:38,814 --> 01:33:41,014
(audience laughing)

2197
01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:45,051
(audience applauding)

2198
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,588
(sombre piano music)

2199
01:34:00,035 --> 01:34:01,534
- [Gordo] Woo!

2200
01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:04,437
(dancing girls applauding)

2201
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:07,040
- [Gordo Voiceover]
So that's my friend

2202
01:34:07,042 --> 01:34:09,476
and that was his story.

2203
01:34:11,446 --> 01:34:12,679
- Good job!

2204
01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:16,349
(pleasant music)

2205
01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:23,023
(cameras snapping)

2206
01:34:23,025 --> 01:34:26,026
- Sunny!
- Sunny, just you!

2207
01:34:26,028 --> 01:34:27,560
(Mikey sighing)

2208
01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:29,863
Yeah, one more!
- Aye.

2209
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,902
- Oh!

2210
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:36,970
Hey!

2211
01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:39,506
Hey.

2212
01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:48,048
Look, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.

2213
01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:51,184
- Yeah, I think I got that.

2214
01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:53,420
And...

2215
01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:56,089
I just wanted to say...

2216
01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:04,764
(cameras snapping)

2217
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:05,999
- What the fuck?

2218
01:35:06,668 --> 01:35:09,936
(engine rumbling)

2219
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:11,571
- [Gordo Voiceover] Yeah.

2220
01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:14,708
Remember I said I don't
believe in happy endings?

2221
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:18,745
But I do believe in
happy beginnings.

2222
01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:20,313
(cameras snapping)

2223
01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:24,651
¶ My head is a box
filled with nothing ¶

2224
01:35:24,653 --> 01:35:27,921
¶ That's the way I like it

2225
01:35:27,923 --> 01:35:29,255
- [Gordo Voiceover]
Next time you feel

2226
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,091
like you're doing it tough,

2227
01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:34,527
just remember your
life is a joke.

2228
01:35:34,796 --> 01:35:36,863
So you better start laughing.

2229
01:35:37,132 --> 01:35:41,234
¶ Your body's a dream
that turns violent ¶

2230
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,369
¶ That's the way I like it

2231
01:35:43,371 --> 01:35:45,338
¶ That's the way I like it

2232
01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:47,140
¶ She tells me she loves me

2233
01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:49,709
- [Gordo Voiceover] You can
bet your ass everybody else is.

2234
01:35:49,711 --> 01:35:52,412
¶ That's the way I like it

2235
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:56,549
¶ So please

2236
01:35:56,551 --> 01:36:00,386
¶ Baby, please

2237
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:04,257
¶ Open your eyes

2238
01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:09,028
¶ Catch my disease

2239
01:36:09,030 --> 01:36:13,032
¶ So please

2240
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:17,270
¶ Baby, please

2241
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:20,740
¶ Come on

2242
01:36:20,742 --> 01:36:23,610
¶ Catch my disease

2243
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:27,947
(upbeat instrumental music)

2244
01:36:30,685 --> 01:36:34,687
¶ La, la, la, la, la, la

2245
01:36:43,265 --> 01:36:47,333
¶ They play RY X on the radio

2246
01:36:47,335 --> 01:36:51,304
¶ That's the way I like it

2247
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:55,775
¶ They play Heath
Cullen on the radio ¶

2248
01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:58,244
¶ That's the way I like it

2249
01:36:58,246 --> 01:36:59,746
That's the way I like it.

2250
01:36:59,748 --> 01:37:03,516
¶ I hear Hazel
English on the radio ¶

2251
01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:07,787
¶ That's the way I like,
that the way I like it ¶

2252
01:37:07,789 --> 01:37:12,225
¶ They play Camera
Obscura on the radio ¶

2253
01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:15,328
¶ And that's the way I like it

2254
01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:19,232
¶ So please

2255
01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:23,036
¶ Baby please

2256
01:37:23,038 --> 01:37:27,173
¶ Open your heart

2257
01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:30,543
¶ Catch my disease

2258
01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:36,249
(Gordo and Eve laughing)

2259
01:37:36,251 --> 01:37:40,086
(pleasant guitar music)

2260
01:38:06,348 --> 01:38:10,583
(upbeat instrumental music)

2261
01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:36,542
(sombre piano music)

2262
01:39:07,842 --> 01:39:12,111
(upbeat instrumental music)

2263
01:39:25,927 --> 01:39:29,062
(pleasant music)