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[BIRDS & INSECTS CHIRPING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[HORACE D' FLY'S
"ZIP ZIBBIT ZA BA" PLAYING]

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[GROWLS]

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[SCATTING]

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Whoo. Another beautiful day
in the swamp.

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[SCATTING]

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Yeah, it's beginning to bloom,
and it's hot and sticky.

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[SCATTING]

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Traffic update. Take Alligator Alley.
Make it snappy.

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[SCATTING]

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♪ This bug is faster than the eye
I guess I'm one super fly ♪

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Ha-ha-ha.
Maestro, some travelling music.

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[SCATTING]

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Come on, head on down the road.

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♪ Watch me now
I'm fast, I'm cool ♪

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♪ Ain't nothin' gonna stop me ♪♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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My great-grandma's faster than that,
and she got a walker.

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Oh! Way too slow, way too slow.

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I got plenty of time. I'll just rest here.

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Oh! Oh. Nice try, but, well,
I'm just too hip to flip.

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[LAUGHS]

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HORACE: Let me out your mouth.
You don't know where I been.

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All right, all right, you win.

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Ooh. You used to be
much faster, Kermit.

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And you used to be thinner, Horace.

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Ha-ha-ha. I know.
I gotta lay off those pupu platters.

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I'll see you at the swamp.
Okay.

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Oh, by the way, Kermit...
Yeah?

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Welcome home.

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[♪♪♪]

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Ah. Home.

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Yep, that's where I'm headed,
back home to the swamp.

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There's something magic about going
back to the place where you grew up.

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Every lily pad and moss-covered tree
seems to bring back memories.

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Even this old dirt road.

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It doesn't look like much,
but I remember the first time I saw it.

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I was 12, and I didn't know it then,
but my friends and I

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were about to go
on the biggest adventure of our lives.

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[♪♪♪]

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KERMIT: Me and my buddies Croaker
and Goggles had dropped our tails

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but grown-ups still treated us
like we were tadpoles.

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So every day we'd go looking
for new ways

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to show the world
how big and brave we were.

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KERMIT:
I'm gonna go! I'm gonna do it now!

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CROAKER:
Come on, Kerm. We ain't got all day.

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This looks dangerous.

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CROAKER:
What are you waiting for? Come on.

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Okay, guys.
I'm gonna do it now. Watch.

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Ready, set, go.
CROAKER: Go.

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[YELLS]

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[♪♪♪]

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Come on in, Goggles. The water's fine.
Oh, I don't know, Kermit.

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We toads don't actually like water
all that much.

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Come on, it's fun.
Okay, if you say so.

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Aah! Help, I'm drowning!

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My whole life is flashing
before my big, bulgy eyes.

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Excuse me, Goggles. Goggles.

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The water's only 3 inches deep.

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Oh. Hey.

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Are you okay?
Yeah, that was fun. I think.

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Out of the way, tadpoles.
Here comes Croaker. Ha-ha.

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Way to go, Croaker!
CROAKER: Ha-ha-ha.

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KERMIT:
Wow. That was his highest hop.

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And his splashiest landing.
Yeah.

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Way to go, Croaker.
GOGGLES: Yay, Croaker.

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KERMIT: Croaker?
Croaker, where are you?

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Croaker?
Croaker!

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GOGGLES:
Croaker!

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A frog can't drown. It's oxymoronic.

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Croaker!
Croaker, where are you?

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Croaker! Croaker!

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[LAUGHING]

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Ah. That was a good one.
Thanks.

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Come on, guys.
Come on, you guys.

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[♪♪♪]

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Yeah. Now, this is the good life,
huh, fellas?

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Yeah.
Hanging with your best buddies.

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Breathing in that
stanky swamp air.

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[KERMIT SIGHS]

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I don't know.

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GOGGLES: Huh?
What's the matter, Kerm?

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You don't like hanging out
with us no more?

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It's because I'm a toad, right?
You don't like warty toads.

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You guys are the best.
It's just that, I don't know,

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haven't you ever wondered
if there's something out there?

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You know,
something beyond the swamp?

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No.
Should I have?

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Am I abnormal?
Yes.

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I think you're onto something
here, Kerm.

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Yeah. Maybe. You know,
it's just that, I don't know,

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sometimes if I listen real close,
Mm-hm.

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I swear I can hear a voice
calling my name.

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Yeah? Voices, huh?

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Yeah. Yeah, well, sort of like this, uh:

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[MUFFLED]
Kermit. Kermit.

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Who's Herman?

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The voice says "Kermit."

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Oh.
Anyway, so you hear voices, and...?

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Forget it, you guys. This is silly.
No, no, no.

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If you're hearing voices telling you
that you should go out of the swamp,

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then you should listen.

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Hey, hey, where are you going?
Out of the swamp.

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What?
I must have water in my ears.

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I could've swore you said
you were going out of the swamp.

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No, I'm not going out of the swamp.
Yeah, no.

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We're going out of the swamp.
What?

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I'm having palpitations here.

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[PANTING]

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MAN:
Row.

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Row.
I'm rowing, sir. I'm rowing.

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Halt.

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You know, Mary, sometimes I think
this is where I truly belong.

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In a boat?
No. In the swamp.

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Waiting for the sunrise,
matching wits with nature.

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Wearing rubber pants.

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Yes, well,
nature takes some strange turns.

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It does?
Yes.

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When you're young,
you think you're going one way,

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and you end up heading
in the opposite direction.

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We're lost?

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No, we're not lost.
I know exactly where we're going.

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Right over there,
where the frogs should be.

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Come on, put your back
into it, Mary. Row.

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Yes, sir.
Row.

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[♪♪♪]

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Croaker! Croaker, stop. We're never
supposed to leave the swamp.

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Are you out of your mind?

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If we wanna know what's out there,
then I think we have to go out there.

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I don't want to know.

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I'm not even comfortable
with what's in here.

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Well, then maybe you guys
shouldn't come.

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Kermit, we gotta stop him.
This is a sin against nature.

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Come on. Maybe we can talk
some sense into him.

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Croaker, wait up.
Come on.

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Okay.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Well, fellas, here it is.
This is it.

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Just beyond this marsh grass here
is the outside world.

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KERMIT:
Oh, wow, we're really here.

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I think I feel a rash coming on.
I've never been this close before.

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Am I breaking out?
Take it easy, Sweaty McSweatycutty.

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It'll be an adventure.
But adventures make me gassy.

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Goggles, come on.
You can't be afraid all of your life.

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Sure, I can.

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How about we take a quick peek
and come right back?

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No, no, no, I can't.

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Sure, you can.
I can't.

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You can.
I can't.

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KERMIT: Can. Can. Can.
GOGGLES: Can't. Can't. Can't.

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Mary, did you hear that?
The birds?

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No. Shh.
The crickets?

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Can. Can. Can.
Can't. Can't. Can't.

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The frogs?
Shh.

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Oh, the wind whistling softly
through the tall marsh grass?

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We're not looking for whistling grass.
We're looking for frogs.

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Sorry, Mr. Krassman.
That's Dr. Krassman.

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Can't. Can't.
You can. Can.

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Cut the "cancan." Look.

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Frogs. I knew I'd find them here.

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I'm a genius.

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Well, sir, this is their ecosystem.

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Ecosystem, schmecosystem.

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Come on.
Right, sir.

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[GASPS]

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What kind of creatures are those?
I don't know.

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Yes, sir. Dr. Sir.

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Kerm, where are we going?

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CROAKER:
What are you pushing for?

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Just keep moving.
Just keep moving.

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CROAKER:
Kermit. Oh!

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Sorry.
Ow! You stepped on my gland.

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Your poison gland?
Guys, guys, guys. Shh.

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KRASSMAN:
I'm gonna find you and catch you,

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and you can't do a thing about it.

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Sir, are you talking
to the frogs?

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Me? No, no, of course not.

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No, I was talking--
Well, I wasn't talking--

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I think I saw them over here.
Shh.

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I got poison on my foot.
I can't help it.

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It's a toad's only defence mechanism.
Guys, guys, guys, be quiet.

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Stay hidden. Stay hidden.
It's itching bad.

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Oh, it's on my foot.
Oh, it's on my foot.

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[BOTH WHIMPERING]

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Croaker, no.

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Don't leave me.
I have abandonment issues.

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CROAKER:
Ahh...

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Oh, sweet relief. Oh, that's nice.

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[CROAKER AND KERMIT GRUNTING]

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There they are!

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[♪♪♪]

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Oh, the horror.

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I nearly caught you.
You can't escape.

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Nothing can save you now.

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[GROWLS]

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Except possibly that.
What?

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[♪♪♪]

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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[LAUGHING]

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[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

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[GROWLING]

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Thank you, Arnie.

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Oh, anytime, Kerm. So tell me,

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what were you boys doing down there
by the edge of the swamp?

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Edge of the swamp?
We weren't at the edge of the swamp.

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We were right here,
tasting pond scum.

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Pond scum, yeah.
Oh, really?

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Well, no, no, no.

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Actually, we were just bobbing
for stinkbugs.

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That's-- Yeah.
KERMIT: Bobbing for stinkbugs.

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Yeah. Would you believe

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we were studying ophthalmology?
Uh...

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No. No.

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Okay, Arnie,
we were at the swamp's edge.

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But only because we're curious
about what's beyond the swamp.

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Ain't nothing out there but trouble.
GOGGLES & KERMIT: Huh?

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Shiny wheeled beasts and
rubber-pant-wearing human beings.

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Ah... Them humans
don't scare me.

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If you didn't come along, I would've
hopped on their heads and said:

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"Get out of here, you humans, you."
Don't you ever talk to humans.

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Animals that talk to humans
get killed

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and cooked

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and eaten alive.

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Oh, how unpleasant.
CROAKER: Wait a second.

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How could you be eaten alive
if you were already killed?

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Oh, they have their ways.

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[♪♪♪]

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ALL:
Hmm.

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KERMIT:
For the rest of the day,

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Goggles and Croaker and I
talked about what Arnie said,

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that we should never leave the
swamp and never, ever talk to humans.

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We knew Arnie was probably right

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but sometimes knowing
you shouldn't do something

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makes you wanna do it even more.

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[♪♪♪]

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Oh, the fireflies are on.
We'd better head home, guys.

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Mm. Light yet filling.
Heh-heh.

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Hey, guys, do you think Arnie's right
about what's outside the swamp?

240
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:05,178
No, he's just trying to scare us.
Well, he did a very good job.

241
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,099
Imagine getting killed and cooked.

242
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
And eaten alive.

243
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,779
[SNIFFS THEN SIGHS]

244
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,408
Centipede-and-barley soup.
My favourite.

245
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:31,163
MOTHER: Kermit, can you set the
table for your brothers and sisters?

246
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,206
Sure, Ma.

247
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,083
Dinner, guys!

248
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,293
[♪♪♪]

249
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,711
[ALL YELLING]

250
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,254
KERMIT:
Bath time!

251
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:43,008
[ALL YELLING]

252
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,135
Bedtime!

253
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,637
[ALL YELLING]

254
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,557
Ah. Whew.

255
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,767
[TOILET FLUSHING]

256
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,976
Huh? Aah!

257
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,895
[ALL YELLING]

258
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,064
[♪♪♪]

259
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,525
I forgot about potty time.

260
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,615
[♪♪♪]

261
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:15,707
♪ You've got to follow ♪

262
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,878
♪ Follow your star ♪

263
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,758
♪ You've got to follow ♪

264
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:30,097
♪ No matter how far ♪♪

265
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,309
[HUMMING]

266
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,853
VOICE: Kermit. Kermit.
What--?

267
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,438
You--?

268
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,565
You heard me?
VOICE: Kermit.

269
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:44,361
You called my name.
Kermit.

270
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:48,406
KERMIT:
Oh, yes, O distant beckoning star.

271
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,535
Star? It's your mother.

272
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:57,040
Oh. Hi, Mom.
It's very late. You should be in bed.

273
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,959
Hey, Mom?
Hmm?

274
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,378
You remember
how you told me once

275
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,839
that there was a star
with my name on it?

276
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,173
That's right.

277
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:10,470
Well, what if I?
What if I can't reach my star from here?

278
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:15,016
Oh. This is a big swamp.
You can reach any star from here.

279
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,519
Yeah, yeah, but, Mom--
Kermit.

280
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,605
It's time for bed, sweetheart.

281
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,568
Okay, Mom. I'll be right in.

282
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,779
[ANIMALS HOOTING IN DISTANCE]

283
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,789
[♪♪♪]

284
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,422
All night long, I had terrible dreams.
Yeah?

285
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:50,135
I was stepped on by rubber boots.
I was grabbed by human claws.

286
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,804
And I was dipped in bread crumb
and eggs.

287
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,139
Oh, that sounds awful.

288
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:57,225
Actually, the eggs felt quite soothing
on my buttocks.

289
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,978
Oh, yeah?
Well, I ain't scared of no dreams.

290
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,480
I ain't scared of nothing.

291
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,399
GOGGLES:
Blotch.

292
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,945
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Soggy Pants Brothers.

293
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,740
Oh, yeah?
Well, we ain't brothers, see?

294
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,326
And we don't even wear pants.
Look.

295
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,702
See?

296
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,580
KERMIT: Easy.
Did you just moon me, wart-face?

297
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,666
No, I was just showing you
my pantless behind.

298
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,712
Well, let's see you moon
a knucklehead sandwich.

299
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,840
Oh, yeah? Well, we ain't sandwiches.
Duck!

300
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,969
Duck? I don't see no duck.

301
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,804
Gah! Hey.

302
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,514
Come on, fellas.

303
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,352
Just let me take him.
KERMIT: It's not worth it. It's not worth it.

304
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:44,439
Aha. I got youse now, frog.
GOGGLES: I'm a toad!

305
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:49,444
Whoa! I can see my house
from here. Oh!

306
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:54,532
Uh... Quick, guys,
into the marsh grass. Come on!

307
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,743
[♪♪♪]

308
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,248
[PANTING]

309
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,377
[♪♪♪]

310
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,756
Hey. We're outside the swamp.

311
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,511
It's so big and beautiful and--

312
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,263
Aah! Blotch!

313
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,016
[SCREAMING]

314
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,518
Ooh. Ow! That hurts.

315
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,311
[GOGGLES GRUNTING]

316
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:33,029
Look. It's the shiny wheeled beast.
Arnie was right.

317
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,239
Look out!

318
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,201
Come back here.
I ain't done with youse yet.

319
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,787
GOGGLES:
Not there.

320
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,749
[BOTH GRUNTING]

321
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,169
Mm. Must be my lucky day.
Huh?

322
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,838
Oh, no.

323
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,674
There you go.

324
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,303
Nice and cosy.

325
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,596
We have to do something. Come on.
Yeah.

326
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,181
[♪♪♪]

327
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,268
Come on, Bertha.
I know you can do it.

328
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,854
Stop! Come back!

329
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,900
[COUGHING]

330
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,487
Kerm, Kerm. You all right?
Yes.

331
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,157
But we have to catch
that shiny wheeled thing.

332
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,618
Don't worry, Kerm.

333
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,164
Nothing gets past me.

334
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,417
Come to Papa.

335
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,627
[♪♪♪]

336
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,886
That was a close one.
Are you okay, Croaker?

337
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:42,265
Croaker? Croaker! Cro--

338
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,143
Croaker, are you all right?
Are you okay?

339
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:49,314
Yeah. I'm just a little tyred.

340
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,404
Kermit! Ooh!

341
00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:01,076
Oh, oh, oh.
I feel so sick and nauseous.

342
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,412
You barf on me, you die.

343
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,582
[GRUNTS]

344
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,086
Whoa. That was amazing, Kerm.

345
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,923
My entire life passed
right before my very eyes.

346
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,093
And boy, do I got some issues.

347
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,679
They're gone, and it's all my fault.

348
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,306
What are you talking about?

349
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,310
If I hadn't made us leave the swamp,
none of this would have happened.

350
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:32,065
Yeah, but we're here now,
so, what do you wanna do?

351
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:36,027
We gotta help Goggles.
Yeah, yeah, help Goggles, that's right.

352
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,114
Even if it means
that the humans kill us,

353
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,534
and they cook us,
and they eat us alive. Heh.

354
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,372
Of course, we could just go back
and tell our folks what happened.

355
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,583
That's probably a better idea.
Let's try that first.

356
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,836
Wait a minute. What am I thinking?
Hmm?

357
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:58,258
I don't care what danger is out there.
I'm not going back till I find my friends.

358
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,886
Are you with me?
Are you kidding me?

359
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,389
Then let's go.
Come on.

360
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,017
[BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE'S "ROLL ON
DOWN THE HIGHWAY" PLAYING ON RADIO]

361
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,729
♪ We rented a truck
And a semi to go ♪

362
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:17,569
I've been kicking frog behind for years.
Nothing like this has ever happened.

363
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:21,906
Actually, I'm a toad.
Don't wise-mouth me, bug breath.

364
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,284
♪ Cop on the corner ♪

365
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,493
[WHIMPERING]

366
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,371
Please stop yelling.
Next time I go to smoosh youse,

367
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:29,747
you just stand still.

368
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,374
You're still yelling.

369
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,211
Youse better figure a way
to get me out of this, you hear me?

370
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:39,424
Can't talk. Hyperventilating.
Cut it out.

371
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,092
♪ Down the highway ♪

372
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:47,682
Vision spinning. Breath shortening.
Going through the tunnel.

373
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,225
Bye-bye, Mommy.

374
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,312
You pass out on me,
and I'll put out your lights.

375
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,148
Paper bag. Paper bag.

376
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,774
Oh, here.

377
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,526
[HYPERVENTILATING]

378
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,157
Better?
Oh, much better. Thank you.

379
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,618
Good.
Now get me out of here!

380
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,495
[SCREAMS THEN
HYPERVENTILATING]

381
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,833
♪ Down the highway ♪

382
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:20,215
♪ Let it roll down the highway
Let it roll ♪♪

383
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,802
[OWL HOOTING]

384
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,388
We are so lost.

385
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:31,226
I'll just hop up in the air
and see which way they went.

386
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,685
Okay.
All right.

387
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,978
[CLEARS THROAT]

388
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,480
[GRUNTS]

389
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,774
Oh. Heh.

390
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,068
Forgot to warm up there.
Heh-heh-heh.

391
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,279
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Yeah, all right, then. Ahem.

392
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:44,572
[GRUNTS]

393
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:48,701
Oh. Oh, no.
What's the matter?

394
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,829
I lost my hop, I think.
What?

395
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,832
This never happened to me before.
Croaker, calm down.

396
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,461
You couldn't have lost your hop.
You're the best hopper I've seen.

397
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,213
The best hopper, right?
Yeah.

398
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,299
You're right. What was I thinking?
Try again.

399
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,051
Go ahead.
Okay. I'm gonna do that.

400
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,053
[CLEARS THROAT]

401
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,556
[GRUNTS]

402
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,766
[CROAKER GROANING]

403
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,019
Look at me here, lying in the dirt.

404
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,980
Can't hop.

405
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:20,608
Tyre track across my chest. Oh!

406
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,110
I'm useless, Kerm.

407
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,653
No, you're not. Look.

408
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,407
The tyre track on your chest
matches the tyre tracks on this road.

409
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,284
CROAKER: So?
So

410
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,662
that must mean they went that way.

411
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,455
CROAKER:
Oh, yeah.

412
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,416
KERMIT: Here, here.
Thanks.

413
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,084
Here you go.
Hey. Hey, Kerm.

414
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,878
I'm a walking road map. Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha.

415
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,964
Come on.
Who'd have thunk it, huh?

416
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,801
[GRUNTS]

417
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,846
[HUMMING]

418
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:59,272
[ANIMALS SCREECHING & BARKING]

419
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:05,653
ANNOUNCER [OVER RADIO]: You're
turned on and tuned in to WART

420
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,364
with music that will drive you wild.

421
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,741
[LAUGHS]

422
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,744
What you doing,
playing hide-and-seek?

423
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,455
Don't worry.
I won't tell them where you are.

424
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,248
[GOGGLES WHIMPERING]

425
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,628
WILSON:
Okay, you two, here's your new home.

426
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,755
[BELL RINGS]

427
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,633
WILSON: Hi, Joey.
Hi, Mr. Wilson.

428
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,719
I'm glad you stopped by.
I wanna give Ralph his new toy.

429
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,971
Oh, thanks, Mr. Wilson.

430
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,806
Hey, why don't you have a dog?

431
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,602
One thing I learned about dogs
is you have to wait for the right one.

432
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,270
Like Ralph?

433
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,273
Exactly, like Ralph.

434
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,527
What do youse freaky frogs want?
Freaky frogs? Where?

435
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:50,073
I don't see anybody.
Oh, no! I'm blind!

436
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:53,826
Help! Help! Help!

437
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,456
I can see. It's a miracle.

438
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,668
Excuse me. Hi. Hello. I'm Roy.

439
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:05,672
I'd like to welcome you to our little
pet store, if you know what I mean.

440
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,635
Hey, stop touching me,
or I'll swat you like a sick mosquito.

441
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,930
Oh, I get it. Personal-space issue.

442
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,348
Hey.
Okay.

443
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,892
We'll all remember that, right, gang?
Hey.

444
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:21,729
Chill, man.
Our tank is your tank, okay?

445
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,981
Thank you.
ls there a restroom nearby?

446
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,610
It was a very long ride, and we toads
have such small bladders.

447
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,737
Shut up, toad-brain.

448
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,948
Listen up, youse gilled geeks.

449
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:36,411
I want out of here,
and I want out of here now, comprende?

450
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,288
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

451
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,875
Stop making fun of me.
I think you're under a lot of stress.

452
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,628
Am I right about that? I bet I am.
That's it.

453
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:49,215
I'm gonna slug you so bad,
even your hurt's gonna get hurt.

454
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:53,177
Why do you have to be so mean?
What did you say to me?

455
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,222
GOGGLES: Nothing.
That's what I thought.

456
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,473
Now, where was I?

457
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,560
You were gonna hurt my hurts,
I believe is what it was.

458
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,811
Oh, yeah.

459
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:05,815
I'm gonna stomp you, mortarise you,
pulverate you, and then I'm gonna--

460
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,650
I did say something.

461
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,652
I said you're mean.
What?

462
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:13,823
You're a mean, stinky bully-head.
Nobody likes mean, stinky bully-heads.

463
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,534
What are you gonna do about it?
This:

464
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,287
[YELLING]

465
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:25,251
Stand still. Why, I ought to...

466
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,044
Look, the frogs are fighting.

467
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:31,174
I hope they're fighting.
I shelled out a lot for this skybox.

468
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,885
I told you to stand still
when I goes to smoosh you.

469
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,387
ALL:
Whoo, whoo, whoo!

470
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:39,724
I'll put $5 on the fat one.
I'll take that action.

471
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,684
[BELL JINGLES]

472
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:45,354
WILSON:
Hey, what's going on here?

473
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,942
My, my. You two should be
on the Nature Channel.

474
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,819
[AMANDA MARSHALL'S
"BELIEVE IN YOU" PLAYING]

475
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:55,281
♪ Somewhere there's a river ♪

476
00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:01,287
♪ Looking for a stream ♪

477
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:07,126
♪ Somewhere there's a dreamer ♪♪

478
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,757
Boy, I never walked this much
in my entire life.

479
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,008
Me neither.

480
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,636
CROAKER: Watch your step there.
KERMIT: Thank you.

481
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:19,764
I don't wanna rest or anything.
Me neither.

482
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:23,059
Because I ain't tired. No.
No, me neither.

483
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,228
[SIGHS]

484
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:32,443
Here you go, you two.
Give you a little privacy.

485
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:39,242
Hmm. Nice. A little tacky,
but with some fresh-cut flowers

486
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,910
perhaps a throw pillow...

487
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,663
Get away from me, toadstool.

488
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,331
[WHIMPERING]
Blotch.

489
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:49,210
I said get lost. Hah!

490
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,046
[BOTH SCREAMING]

491
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:54,423
Mama!

492
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,510
ANNOUNCER [ON RADIO]:
--hoedown, only on WART.

493
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,720
KRASSMAN:
Getting late. No frogs. Tick-tock.

494
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,889
Tick-tock. No frogs.

495
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,976
Okay, so why don't we
just call the pet store?

496
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,395
Pet store?

497
00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:10,731
In all my years of science,
I've never had to pay for it.

498
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,358
I mean, a frog, that is.

499
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,193
Well, sir, if it's about money,

500
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,946
I can loan you a few dollars.
KRASSMAN: Stop.

501
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,991
Don't worry. It's my mad money.
I have no plans to go mad soon.

502
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,200
Just stop the car.
Oh.

503
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:26,455
[ANNOUNCER TALKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO]

504
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:29,917
I'm gonna get you now, froggies.

505
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,127
[♪♪♪]

506
00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:33,921
Croaker, Croaker, wake up. Wake up.
What is it?

507
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,798
You're as good as got.

508
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,967
[BARKING AND PANTING]

509
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:40,720
[SCREAMS]

510
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:44,849
KRASSMAN:
Start the car.

511
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,145
[BARKING]

512
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,985
[WHIMPERING]

513
00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:59,822
All right, you. I'm warning you.

514
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:03,367
I got a green belt in hop fu.
He does too.

515
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,704
[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]

516
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,832
Stupid hop. What's going on here?

517
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:15,254
All right, you!
You back away from my friend, or I'll--

518
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:18,341
Oh, is that a stick? I love sticks.
I love them so much.

519
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,218
Are we gonna play fetch? Are we?
What?

520
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:24,680
Fetch. You throw the stick,
I catch the stick. It'll be great.

521
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:28,392
It's fun. Come on. Please?
Throw the stick. Come on, throw it.

522
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,519
Okay.

523
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:32,271
Oh, yeah.

524
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,567
You see? Wasn't that fun?

525
00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,778
That was fun, right?
That was enjoyable.

526
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,905
Thank you so much.
My name's Pilgrim.

527
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:44,075
Hi, Pilgrim. My name is Kermit.
I lost my hop, I think.

528
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,576
And this here is Croaker.

529
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:48,871
It was nice to meet you.
Thanks for everything. We gotta go.

530
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,833
Wait, hold up. Can I be your dog?
Well, uh...

531
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,461
Gee, we really don't need a dog.

532
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:58,297
Come on, you can be
my brand-new beloved owners.

533
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,759
What happened to your old owner?
We were in the car,

534
00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:03,886
my head out, wind in my fur.

535
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:07,306
Next thing you know, I'm a stray.
Aw.

536
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,767
Gee, that's too bad.

537
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,769
Well, see you around, sister.
Bye.

538
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,481
Wait. If you're my owners,
we can take walks, you can groom me,

539
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:19,527
feed me, and when I go number two,
you can pick it up with a scooper.

540
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:23,656
Gee, that really sounds nice.
Yeah, yeah, except for the last part.

541
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,576
Yeah, but, you know, right now,
we really just gotta find our friends.

542
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,161
Come on, let's go.
Okay.

543
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,788
What? A friend?
CROAKER: See you.

544
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,456
Why didn't you say so?

545
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:37,044
Did I mention I'm part bloodhound?
I can track down anyone.

546
00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:42,383
Looking for a frog. Looking for a frog.
Looking for a frog. Come on.

547
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,510
[MUTTERING]

548
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:47,805
What do you know? I found a frog.
She's pretty good there.

549
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,057
Yeah, and your nose is cold too.

550
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,977
So, what do you say?
Can I be your dog?

551
00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:56,147
Excuse us, Pilgrim, for a moment.
Oh, yeah.

552
00:30:56,313 --> 00:31:00,401
Listen, we sure could use the help.
Hmm?

553
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:04,071
You know, Pilgrim,
frogs don't usually own dogs

554
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,241
but if you'd like to come along...
Okay. All right.

555
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:10,619
Well, here we go. So tell me,
about these friends of yours,

556
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,706
do you have any clothing
that might have their scent?

557
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,459
They're amphibians.
They don't wear any clothes.

558
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,627
All right. Whatever you're into.

559
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,379
So when did you last see them?

560
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,631
They were taken away
by a shiny wheeled red beast.

561
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,717
Oh.
What?

562
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,093
Shiny wheeled red beast?
Yeah.

563
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:29,597
Yeah, yeah. And it had two
evil eyes and big evil teeth

564
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:34,226
and it left this mark across
my otherwise unsullied midsection.

565
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:35,603
PILGRIM:
Okay.

566
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,689
Hey, okay, all right.
Use a tissue, please.

567
00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:42,026
Okay, see, that was no
shiny wheeled red beast. No.

568
00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:45,446
That was a truck, a red truck
with an eight-cylinder engine,

569
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:49,533
a five-speed transmission,
AM/FM radio, leather seats and, uh,

570
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:50,785
[SNIFFS]

571
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,328
A cup holder.
Cup holder?

572
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,205
Are you sure?
I'm positive.

573
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:57,166
And I know just where to look for it too.
Come on.

574
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,418
Hey, this could work out.
KERMIT: Let's go.

575
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:04,173
ANNOUNCER [OVER RADIO]: We're back
with more from Harry and the Hitmakers.

576
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,802
KRASSMAN: I'll get those frogs,
and their little dog too. Ha-ha-ha.

577
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,930
It wasn't a little dog.
It was medium-sized.

578
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,682
I think it was a schnauzer.
Oh, maybe a spaniel.

579
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,143
Mary.
Yes, sir. Oh. Dr. Sir.

580
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:19,772
You don't want to be
an assistant scientist forever, do you?

581
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,399
You want to be a real scientist like me.
Yes.

582
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,736
Since I saw The Wizard of Oz,
I wanted to be a scientist.

583
00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:28,572
What does The Wizard of Oz
have to do with science?

584
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,491
Nothing.
Good.

585
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:34,286
Just listen to me, my little Dorothy.
Ooh. Mary. Heh.

586
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,748
I'd like to tell you something special
you should do now

587
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:41,919
to become a real scientist.
Oh! Pearl of wisdom.

588
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,421
Let me get my notebook.

589
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,799
Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead.
Drive the car.

590
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:49,051
Oh, that is good. "Drive..."

591
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:53,013
Just drive the car!
Ooh. Sorry. Driving, sir. Driving.

592
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,266
[♪♪♪]

593
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:58,477
Snakes is icky.
No. lcky?

594
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,105
No, Vicki not icky.

595
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,440
I show you icky.

596
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,234
[WHIMPERING]

597
00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,653
Let him go.
Help. Help.

598
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:12,783
I am choking life out of him.
Why should I be letting go?

599
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:16,996
So you can choke the life out of me,
if you're snake enough.

600
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:23,502
Oh. Vicki loves a challenge.

601
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,462
[WHIMPERING]

602
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:28,591
Hey, choke a little
quieter over there.

603
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:32,344
I thought you lost your hearing.
Of course, I'd love some herring.

604
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,139
But who could eat with all that noise?
Doh!

605
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,183
[GASPS]

606
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,936
What are youse doing?
I can do this, I hope.

607
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,939
Come on, glands, do your stuff.

608
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:45,941
[GRUNTING]

609
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,611
Oh! Oh.

610
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,487
Oh, that itches.

611
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,156
Well?
This game's over.

612
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:54,533
Great. Let's eat.

613
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:58,621
It's itching. It itches so.
It's hideous itching.

614
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,748
I must scratch. I must scratch.

615
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:04,960
Oh, why was I cursed with no hands?
I'm scratching.

616
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:09,757
Why did youse do that?
I was helping a friend.

617
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,092
Thanks.

618
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,386
[♪♪♪]

619
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:24,813
Pilgrim, you said going this way
was gonna be dangerous.

620
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:28,150
Yeah. You call this dangerous?
I'll tell you about dangerous.

621
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:31,612
Remember this? This one time,
I put a wasp's nest on my head

622
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:35,491
and started dancing the hokey-pokey
just to see what would happen.

623
00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:37,201
Now, that's dangerous.
KERMIT: Yeah.

624
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:41,080
All right, simmer down, Happy Feet.
We're not out of the woods yet.

625
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,874
What do you mean?
What?

626
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,793
[♪♪♪]

627
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,295
[PIG SQUEALING
AND KERMIT SCREAMING]

628
00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:51,257
[LAUGHING]

629
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,093
Oh, no!

630
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,511
[KERMIT CONTINUES SCREAMING]

631
00:34:57,638 --> 00:35:00,474
What was that?
That's called a pig.

632
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,767
KERMIT:
A pig, huh?

633
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:05,562
I hope I never see another one
of those in my entire life.

634
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,481
[PILGRIM LAUGHS]

635
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,650
[♪♪♪]

636
00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:14,905
BLOTCH: Haik!
Come on, Blotch. You can do it.

637
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,782
Why ain't youse pushing?

638
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,451
Because you have the strength
of 10 bullfrogs

639
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,706
while I have the strength of one
small paramecium, with a groin pull.

640
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,040
Oh.

641
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:26,542
[GRUNTING]

642
00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:28,252
Oh, strong.

643
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:32,965
[GRUNTING]

644
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:38,762
Come on.

645
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:42,766
And just where
are you two gentlemen off to?

646
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:47,271
We're busting out, blowing this joint,
flying the coop, taking a powder.

647
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:49,398
I thought we were leaving.
That too.

648
00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:52,484
That don't make sense.
Why would you do something silly?

649
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,446
Because we're going home,
back to the swamp. Come on.

650
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,948
Wait. But-- Wait a second.

651
00:35:58,115 --> 00:36:02,244
But you boys is pets now. Why,
you've got nothing to worry about.

652
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:06,206
Of course I have to worry.
I could get hit by a falling tree.

653
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,834
I could get snatched up
by a vicious hawk.

654
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,503
I could eat an overripe palmetto bug.

655
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,674
When you're a toad,
danger lurks around every corner.

656
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,092
[SQUAWKS]
[GASPS]

657
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:20,929
Au contraire,
not if you are a pet toad.

658
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:25,309
You see, mon ami, when you're a pet,
humans take care of you.

659
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:27,644
They feed you. They play with you.

660
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:31,231
Why, they even clean up
your poo-poo.

661
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,525
Poo-poo?
Oui, oui, poo-poo.

662
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:39,823
Why, you have not lived life
until you have lived life as a pet.

663
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:45,871
♪ What good is sitting alone like this? ♪

664
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:52,127
♪ You can live a life in perpetual bliss ♪

665
00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:54,755
♪ No more hunger ♪

666
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,007
♪ No more pain ♪

667
00:36:57,216 --> 00:37:01,845
♪ Only 1 in 47 chance
Of being flushed down the drain ♪

668
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,639
♪ No more worries ♪

669
00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:06,016
♪ No more strife ♪

670
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,396
♪ Leap into a whole new leash on life ♪

671
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,231
♪ No chilly nights
Brr ♪

672
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:14,942
♪ No more frets ♪

673
00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:19,238
♪ You can ferret for yourself
With no regrets ♪

674
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:23,700
♪ You'll be a star on your own stage ♪
♪ Even though it is a cage ♪

675
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:27,996
♪ It's great to live and laugh
And love life as a pet ♪

676
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,207
♪ Life as a pet ♪
♪ Life as a pet ♪

677
00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:32,918
♪ Life as a pet ♪
♪ Life as a pet ♪

678
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,421
♪ Well, now
You might lose your freedom ♪

679
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,423
♪ But look what you will get ♪

680
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:41,468
♪ Fancy collars, fancy house ♪
♪ And every day, fat little mouse ♪

681
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:45,848
♪ It's great to live and laugh
And love life as a pet ♪

682
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,392
♪ Life as a pet ♪
ALL: ♪ Life as a pet ♪

683
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,853
♪ Life as a pet ♪
ALL: ♪ Life as a pet ♪

684
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,230
♪ When you're petrified
Warm, fuzzy hugs ♪

685
00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:55,399
♪ Are what you're gonna get ♪

686
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:59,653
♪ No more slimy things to catch ♪
♪ Will I get my belly scratched? ♪

687
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:02,948
Every day, baby.
Oh, that sounds nice.

688
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:06,743
♪ It's great to live and laugh
And love life as a pet ♪

689
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:11,457
♪ No getting squished
On a bumpy road ♪

690
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,126
ALL: ♪ All the flies you wish ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪

691
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,378
♪ But what's in it for a toad? ♪

692
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:20,883
♪ No more being a vagabond
You gotta think outside the pond ♪

693
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:24,720
♪ It's great to live and laugh
And love life as a pet ♪

694
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:27,347
♪ Life as a pet ♪
ALL: ♪ Life as a pet ♪

695
00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:29,975
♪ Life as a pet ♪
ALL: ♪ Life as a pet ♪

696
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,436
♪ When you're petrified
Warm, fuzzy hugs ♪

697
00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:34,188
ALL:
♪ Are what you're gonna get ♪

698
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:39,276
♪ I see a lily pad etched in gold ♪
♪ Man, you got me, now I'm sold ♪

699
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:43,113
♪ It's great to live and laugh
And love life as a pet ♪

700
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,825
Hey, rabbit, where do we sign up?

701
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:53,582
ALL: ♪ It's great to live and
laugh And love life as a pet ♪

702
00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:54,791
♪ Life as a pet ♪

703
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,001
Even me.

704
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,961
♪ Life as a pet ♪

705
00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:02,341
♪ Life as a pet ♪♪

706
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,635
[ALL CHATTERING]

707
00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:07,387
Where youse going?
Back in the tank.

708
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:11,016
I thought we was going to escape.
You heard the singing animals.

709
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,769
Being a pet is everything
I always wanted in life.

710
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:17,814
Safety, security
and generous health benefits.

711
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:21,318
But what about the swamp?
Frogs belong in the swamp.

712
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,736
I'm a toad.

713
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:26,240
Hey, I know.
You could come with me.

714
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:29,409
We could be pets together.
It'll be swell.

715
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,829
If you say so,
but I'm not so sure about this.

716
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,040
[♪♪♪]

717
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,294
[PILGRIM PANTING]

718
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,797
So are we there yet?

719
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:47,219
Are you sure we're not lost?
Oh, no, we're not lost, fellas.

720
00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:49,680
This is it.
Wha--? Oh.

721
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:53,892
I tell you,
that red truck is as good as got.

722
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,770
KERMIT: Hey, there it is.
PILGRIM: Hey.

723
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:59,398
I got it, I got it, I got it.

724
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,608
[LILY THOM'S "ANIMAL INSTINCTS"
PLAYING]

725
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:16,582
♪ Straddlin' the straight and narrow
Is a hard thing to swallow ♪♪

726
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,251
[BOTH PANTING]

727
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,295
[GRUNTS]

728
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,922
Here, let me give you a hand.

729
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,386
[GASPS]

730
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:31,680
[♪♪♪]

731
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:38,186
Hmm.

732
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:52,492
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]

733
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:55,245
[PANTING]

734
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,164
Whoa. Hey, what happened?
What happened?

735
00:40:57,331 --> 00:40:59,333
Oh, I lost the red truck.

736
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,585
Where's Kermit?
He's right behind me.

737
00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:02,878
Red truck!

738
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:05,631
PILGRIM: Red truck. Right, right.
I'm on it, I'm on it.

739
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:10,636
Believe me, this was a vicious mongrel.
Rabid, covered with fleas.

740
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:15,432
It was a horrible, bloodthirsty stray.
With cute floppy little ears. Tell him.

741
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,225
Will you please shut up?

742
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,520
I thought that was a very important
point of identification.

743
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,398
They were rigid in attack mode.
They were floppy.

744
00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:26,276
This was a dangerous animal.

745
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,196
That's the dog! Get him.

746
00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:31,782
See? Floppy ears, just like I said.

747
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:35,285
Get him now!
Run, doggy.

748
00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:36,953
[♪♪♪]

749
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,207
PILGRIM: Come on, guys, hop on.
CROAKER: Oh. All right.

750
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:42,000
KERMIT:
Let's hide in there.

751
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:44,211
[♪♪♪]

752
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,552
CROAKER:
What is this place, huh?

753
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:56,890
It's a movie theatre.
They show moving pictures up there.

754
00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:58,266
BOTH:
Shh.

755
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:01,645
Mm. Mm. This stuff is good,

756
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:05,565
even though it sticks to my teeth.
Heh.

757
00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:08,068
You don't have teeth.

758
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,445
Oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

759
00:42:10,654 --> 00:42:13,198
PILGRIM: Let me try some of that.
Go ahead, help yourself.

760
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,742
MAN [OVER SPEAKERS]:
You're to obtain this property for me.

761
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,828
PILGRIM:
Kermit, you want some of this?

762
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:23,333
He suddenly snatched a dagger
from the table and killed him.

763
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:27,629
[DRAMATIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

764
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:34,886
[AUDIENCE GASPS]

765
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,346
MAN: Get the girl.
WOMAN: Aah!

766
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,980
I guess that dogcatcher's
gonna be gone by now.

767
00:42:45,147 --> 00:42:47,441
MAN: Capture him.
All right, Kerm, let's go.

768
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,025
KERMIT:
I wanna do that.

769
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:53,155
Hit each other with sticks?
I've done that. It ain't great.

770
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:57,033
No, no, no.
I mean, I wanna be in the movies.

771
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,536
Uh... You'd never make it.

772
00:43:00,162 --> 00:43:02,038
What do you mean?
MAN: Shoot him.

773
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:07,002
Well, look at them.
They're 15 foot tall and flat.

774
00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:10,797
The movies is no place for a frog.
Now, come on.

775
00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:14,384
Okay.

776
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,595
MAN:
Don't let him get away.

777
00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:20,807
Hey, Statler, I'm sure glad the frog
put us in his movie.

778
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,101
Why? So people can see
how young we look?

779
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,312
No, so we don't have
to watch it.

780
00:43:25,479 --> 00:43:26,521
[LAUGHING]

781
00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:28,064
Shh.

782
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:33,111
Boy, it's late. I didn't realize
we were in there so long.

783
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:37,199
Oh, I'm afraid this is gonna make it
more difficult to find that red truck.

784
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:41,244
Let's not give up now. We can do it.
Yeah, nothing can stand in our way.

785
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:43,997
[GRUNTS]

786
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:48,877
That's it. That's it. I can't walk straight.
We're never gonna find Goggles.

787
00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:50,712
Yes, we are.

788
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:52,172
[SCOFFS]

789
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:56,092
What is he talking about?
Ah. Who kno--? Kno--

790
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,011
Knows.
Uh-- Uh--

791
00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:01,515
I'm gonna go up really, really high
and look for the red truck.

792
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:05,852
PILGRIM: That's crazy.
I should've thought of that.

793
00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:08,063
[♪♪♪]

794
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,698
I've never been up this high before.

795
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:22,285
I feel like a bird or a cloud...

796
00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:24,246
or a star.

797
00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:31,336
So this is what it's like
to see the whole world.

798
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,463
Wow.

799
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:37,300
I wish I could just stay up here forever
and just sail along

800
00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,177
until I reach the--

801
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:43,056
The red truck!
I'm coming for you, Goggles!

802
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,559
Oh, no.

803
00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:48,645
[YELLS THEN GRUNTING]

804
00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,815
Oh, no. I'm coming for you right now!

805
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,233
[SCREAMING]

806
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,904
[WHIMPERING]

807
00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:02,075
Don't worry, Goggles. I'll get you
out of there. You're not Goggles. Aah!

808
00:45:02,242 --> 00:45:04,286
[GIBBERING]

809
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:15,422
Goggles!

810
00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:19,676
[PHONE RINGING]

811
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,768
[RINGING]

812
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:31,897
Wilson's Pet Shop.
Wilson, it's Krassman.

813
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:36,234
Hey, Mr. Krassman.
Oh, pardon me. Dr. Mr. Krassman.

814
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,320
How are things
at George Washington?

815
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:41,489
Cut the small talk.
I need frogs, lots of frogs.

816
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:44,576
You got frogs? I want frogs.
Let me get this straight.

817
00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:46,578
You want frogs.
Yes.

818
00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:49,164
Yes. How many do you have?
Let me check.

819
00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,792
Let me see. One, two, three...

820
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:56,922
Oh, no. Somebody wants a pet,
and he's choosing those frogs.

821
00:45:57,088 --> 00:46:00,842
I guess nobody's ever
gonna want a pet toad.

822
00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:04,220
Hey, thought I forgot about you two, huh?
Mm, mm, mm.

823
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:07,182
Everyone's going
to George Washington.

824
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:10,852
Who's George Washington?
Probably our new owner.

825
00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:13,855
Oh, boy, Blotch.
We're gonna be pets.

826
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:16,024
WILSON: Well, Mr. Dr. Krassman.
Yes.

827
00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:20,695
I've got a dozen frogs and one toad.
Oh, joy. Marvellous.

828
00:46:20,862 --> 00:46:23,573
Bring them over tonight.
We'll be working late.

829
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,200
Alrighty.

830
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:29,871
[LAUGHS]

831
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,540
[TOY SQUEAKING]

832
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:39,631
Oh.

833
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:44,469
Well, looks like it's just me
and you, pal.

834
00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:46,930
I don't know, I--

835
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:51,184
I only wish you could help me
find my friends.

836
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:52,644
[TOY SQUEAKING]

837
00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:53,853
[GASPS THEN PANTING]

838
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,398
Oh, Kermit.
A squeaky toy?

839
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:57,649
[LAUGHS]

840
00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:00,235
You have a squeaky toy.
Oh, ha, ho.

841
00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,486
[TOY SQUEAKING]

842
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:04,906
Ooh. A squeaky toy.
That's a squeaky toy.

843
00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,701
[PANTING]

844
00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:11,287
May I?
Oh. Sure. Be my guest.

845
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,666
[TOY SQUEAKING]

846
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,376
Croaker, you gotta try this.

847
00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,962
This squeaky toy is so good.
You're gonna love this. Here.

848
00:47:19,129 --> 00:47:20,922
[PANTING]

849
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,467
[TOY SQUEAKS]

850
00:47:24,634 --> 00:47:25,677
Fun, huh? Ha-ha-ha.

851
00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,471
CROAKER:
Oh, yeah, boy, that's just great there.

852
00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:30,056
[WHISTLES]

853
00:47:30,223 --> 00:47:33,393
Okay. So, Kermit,
did you find that red truck?

854
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,770
Yeah, I found it. I even got in it.
Yeah?

855
00:47:35,937 --> 00:47:38,189
But Blotch and Goggles
weren't there.

856
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:40,358
I'm starting to think you're right.

857
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,777
I don't think we'll ever find them.
Yeah, but what if--?

858
00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:45,405
[PILGRIM TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

859
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:49,451
Excuse me?
I think I know where they are.

860
00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:50,869
You do?

861
00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,996
They're at the pet store.
Oh, okay.

862
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,623
ANNOUNCER [OVER RADIO]:
WART.

863
00:47:55,832 --> 00:48:00,378
So long, pet store.
Hello, good life.

864
00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:01,880
[♪♪♪]

865
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:20,899
[TRUCK DOOR OPENS
THEN CLOSES]

866
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,777
[PILGRIM SNIFFING]

867
00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,945
[♪♪♪]

868
00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:32,035
Ah. I can smell it now.
Flea collars, leather leashes.

869
00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:36,915
Oh. To be a pet again,
taken care of by my very own humans.

870
00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,209
I thought she didn't like
humans.

871
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,045
Anyway, squeaky toys
come from the pet store.

872
00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:44,881
And this building is a pet store.

873
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:48,802
So Goggles and Blotch
must be in there.

874
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,887
Right.
Oh...

875
00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:52,097
[SNIFFS]

876
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,306
Hey.

877
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:55,725
[SNIFFS THEN LAUGHS]

878
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:58,853
KERMIT: What is it, Pilgrim?
Did you find something?

879
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:02,273
CROAKER: What is she sniffing for now, huh?
Pilgrim, what are you--?

880
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,610
Ha-ha-ha. Will you look at that?
CROAKER: What?

881
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:09,322
Somebody threw away
a perfectly good piece of rawhide.

882
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:10,865
KERMIT:
Rawhide?

883
00:49:11,032 --> 00:49:14,536
CROAKER:
Ugh. I can't believe it. Listen--

884
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:17,580
Come on, Croaker,
let's go in and get them.

885
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:19,165
Yeah, sure, but how?

886
00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:21,668
If we could get to that window
up there...

887
00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:23,336
CROAKER:
Come on, it's way too high.

888
00:49:23,545 --> 00:49:27,257
Not for the best hopper I know.
Oh, yeah? Who's--?

889
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:28,550
[♪♪♪]

890
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,928
Uh... No, no, I don't think so.
Remember? I lost my hop.

891
00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:34,764
Come on, you're still
the best hopper in the swamp.

892
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,933
In the swamp, maybe,
but here, no.

893
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,727
Swamp, here,
what's the difference?

894
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,938
This. See? Right here.

895
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:45,650
Look, that's exactly why you can do it.
The tyre tracks?

896
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:50,238
No, no, what's inside.
That's what makes you a great hopper.

897
00:49:51,156 --> 00:49:54,617
You really think so?
I know so.

898
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,703
[♪♪♪]

899
00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:59,664
All right. I'll give it a shot.
Okay.

900
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:02,000
I'll try it.
Oh, goody.

901
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:05,211
Guess I ought to go back here.
Okay.

902
00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:07,130
You can do it.

903
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,424
I need to get my bearings here.

904
00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:11,843
I believe in you.

905
00:50:12,093 --> 00:50:14,095
[BREATHES DEEPLY]

906
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,640
Hmm. Whoa!

907
00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:21,394
You did it, Croaker.

908
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,315
[GRUNTS]

909
00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:27,025
[CHUCKLES]

910
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:29,027
I still got it, baby.

911
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,946
Okay, Pilgrim, give me a boost.
Mm?

912
00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:34,115
Hey, Croaker,
how'd you get up there?

913
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,492
I got my hop back.

914
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:40,455
PILGRIM: Okay, get on.
Here, Kerm, give me your hand.

915
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,706
[KERMIT GRUNTS]

916
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:45,210
KERMIT: Okay, a little higher, Pilgrim.
All right.

917
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,628
Easy.

918
00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,129
[♪♪♪]

919
00:50:48,296 --> 00:50:49,756
KERMIT:
Now pull.

920
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,759
KERMIT: Okay.
CROAKER: Come on.

921
00:50:52,926 --> 00:50:54,719
PILGRIM: Easy.
CROAKER: I gotcha.

922
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:57,263
I gotcha.
I'll guard the alley.

923
00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,015
CROAKER:
We did it. We're in.

924
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:01,601
[BOTH SCREAM THEN GRUNT]

925
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,272
Are you okay?
Yeah. You?

926
00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,233
I think so.

927
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,902
Goggles?

928
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,196
Blotch?

929
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:16,199
Goggles.
Come on out, you guys.

930
00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:18,576
[VICKI HISSING]

931
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:21,704
Did--?
Did you hear a sound?

932
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:24,374
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I did.

933
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:26,334
[HISSING]

934
00:51:27,377 --> 00:51:28,753
[BOTH GASP]

935
00:51:31,089 --> 00:51:36,469
Are you two ugly frogs
looking for other ugly frogs?

936
00:51:36,678 --> 00:51:41,557
Yeah, we're looking for a little toad
and a great big bullfrog.

937
00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,852
Oh, yes, I know these two.

938
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,940
I was very close with these two.

939
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:53,278
Wait a second. "Was" very close?
What have you done with our friends?

940
00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:56,781
Vicki has done nothing.

941
00:51:56,990 --> 00:52:01,369
All frogs were taken
to George Washington.

942
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,913
Oh, yeah? Well, who's he?

943
00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:07,667
That I do not know.
But this I do know:

944
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:12,213
Once you go to George Washington,

945
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:15,883
you never come back.

946
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:17,802
[♪♪♪]

947
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,012
[HISSING]

948
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:22,640
But-- Hey. Hey, wait. What--?

949
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:30,440
Well, I don't believe it, Croaker.
They're gone.

950
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:33,067
Forever.

951
00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:35,820
Kerm? Wait a second.

952
00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:39,365
What are we gonna do?
We go home.

953
00:52:39,532 --> 00:52:40,992
Wait a second.
Home?

954
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:44,495
Yeah, look, we don't belong here.
This place is too big for us.

955
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,665
We should have never left the swamp.
Wait a second.

956
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:51,085
Look. Listen, Kerm.

957
00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,338
I'm just...

958
00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:55,173
[SIGHS]

959
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,508
I'm just thinking out loud here

960
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,678
but, you know, maybe we ought
to take a deep breath

961
00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:03,056
and, you know,
sleep on it tonight, huh?

962
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:04,307
[♪♪♪]

963
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:07,518
Who could sleep at a time like this?
Yeah, that's true.

964
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:11,397
I mean, I'm wide-awake sitting
on this little cushy kitty bed here

965
00:53:11,564 --> 00:53:14,567
with the nice pillow and the...

966
00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:17,945
[SNORING]

967
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,992
[SIGHS]

968
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:30,291
Oh, yes.
Oh, thank goodness.

969
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:33,044
I was worried
we wouldn't get any frogs this year.

970
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:35,171
WILSON: Well,
you don't have to worry anymore.

971
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:38,216
True. It's the frogs' turn to worry.

972
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,426
Frogs don't worry.
Good night, Wilson.

973
00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:43,179
Frogs are peaceable creatures.
When I was young,

974
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:45,515
Good night.
I pretended I was a frog.

975
00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:48,226
I never worried at all.
Good night, Wilson.

976
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:51,104
Good night there, Dr. Mr. Krassman.

977
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:55,191
[♪♪♪]

978
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,612
[BREATHING DEEPLY]

979
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:02,615
Do you smell that, Mary?

980
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,909
Pond scum?

981
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,121
Victory.

982
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,124
The frogs...

983
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,126
are mine!

984
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:15,878
[LAUGHING]

985
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,589
KRASSMAN: Yes.
Who's that?

986
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,509
That must be our new owner,
George Washington.

987
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:26,389
He seems so happy.
He has such a melodious laugh.

988
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:32,937
[♪♪♪]

989
00:54:36,816 --> 00:54:38,526
Hmm. My star.

990
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,237
STAR:
Kermit.

991
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:44,031
Is that you, Mom?
No, Kermit.

992
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:47,743
It's me, your star from the swamp.

993
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,913
Wha--? Wow, uh...

994
00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:55,042
Tell me, star, what should I do?

995
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,545
Do what's in your heart.

996
00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:01,507
But I'm so small,
and this place is so big.

997
00:55:02,884 --> 00:55:07,221
I'll never find Goggles and Blotch.
I know you will, Kermit.

998
00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,265
I believe in you.

999
00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:12,852
You do?

1000
00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:15,646
Well, thanks, star.

1001
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,441
Anytime, Herman.

1002
00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:20,651
That's Kermit.

1003
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,362
Kermit.
Kermit. Yeah, Kermit.

1004
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,781
Kermit?
Huh?

1005
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:31,329
Who you talking to, Kerm?
I was just talking to my star.

1006
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,289
CROAKER:
You were talking to your star?

1007
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:36,042
Mm-hm.
You mean, the voices?

1008
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:37,543
Yeah.

1009
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,712
And...?

1010
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,381
And we're not giving up.

1011
00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:43,633
[CROAKER LAUGHS]

1012
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,176
[♪♪♪]

1013
00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,933
[KERMIT AND CROAKER RIBBITING]

1014
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,108
Ribbit.
Ribbit!

1015
00:56:01,317 --> 00:56:03,694
I must be hearing things.

1016
00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:07,823
I could have sworn
I delivered all the frogs last night.

1017
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:11,577
Ribbit.
Hey, what are we doing here, anyway?

1018
00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:14,247
We're volunteering
to go to George Washington.

1019
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,665
But you heard the snake.

1020
00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:18,709
When you go to George Washington,
you never come back.

1021
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:22,880
Well, don't worry, Croaker.
Oh, I'm not worried. I'm psyched.

1022
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:27,677
[BOTH RIBBITING]

1023
00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,270
There you are.

1024
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:39,772
♪ I gotcha, uh-huh, huh ♪

1025
00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:43,568
♪ You thought I didn't see ya now
Didn't ya, uh-huh, huh ♪

1026
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:47,613
♪ You tried to sneak by me now
Didn't ya, uh-huh, huh ♪

1027
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:51,909
♪ Now gimme what you promised me
Give it here, come on ♪

1028
00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,869
♪ Hey ♪

1029
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:55,538
♪ Good God
Hey ♪

1030
00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,458
♪ Hey ♪

1031
00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:04,547
Okay, I got this part of the plan,
but how do we get out?

1032
00:57:04,714 --> 00:57:07,842
There's nothing here but you and me
and a bunch of sticks.

1033
00:57:08,009 --> 00:57:09,385
You'll see.

1034
00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:12,805
Oh-ho. I love it when I don't know
what's going on. Ha-ha-ha.

1035
00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:14,515
♪ Give it to me now
Good God ♪

1036
00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:17,310
♪ Hey
I gotcha ♪

1037
00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:19,562
♪ Shouldn't made a promise to me
I gotcha ♪

1038
00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:22,106
♪ You never should've promised to me
I gotcha ♪

1039
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,108
♪ Give it on, here
I gotcha ♪

1040
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:27,194
♪ You thought you got away from me
Didn't ya ♪

1041
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,780
♪ I gotcha, ha-ha-ha
Oh, I gotcha ♪

1042
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:34,702
♪ Give it on up, I gotcha
Give it on here, I gotcha ♪

1043
00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:37,663
♪ You tried to sneak by me
Now didn't ya, ha-ha ♪

1044
00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:40,249
♪ I gotcha
Oh, I gotcha ♪♪

1045
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:44,420
Froggies?

1046
00:57:49,634 --> 00:57:52,345
Let's find Goggles and Blotch.
Look at this place.

1047
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:54,639
That George Washington
sure has a big house, huh?

1048
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,349
[SCHOOL BELL BLARING]

1049
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,934
What was that?
CROAKER: I don't know.

1050
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,145
[♪♪♪]

1051
00:58:02,063 --> 00:58:04,565
KERMIT:
Lots of kids too.

1052
00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,071
[KERMIT AND CROAKER GASP]

1053
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,907
Hey. How'd you find us?
You know what?

1054
00:58:13,074 --> 00:58:15,034
All those years of car chasing
finally paid off.

1055
00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:16,243
Yeah.

1056
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,662
[SCHOOL BELL BLARING]

1057
00:58:25,378 --> 00:58:26,420
Books?

1058
00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:27,880
[SNIFFING]

1059
00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:31,300
Sloppy joes? Pimple cream?

1060
00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:34,303
Wait. What are we doing
at a high school?

1061
00:58:34,512 --> 00:58:36,555
[WHISPERING]
Shh. What's the matter, Pilgrim?

1062
00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:40,726
There's only one thing that frogs do
at a high school:

1063
00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,103
They croak.

1064
00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:45,231
What are you talking about?
We frogs croak all the time.

1065
00:58:45,398 --> 00:58:48,401
No, no, no.
I mean "croak" croak.

1066
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:50,945
Forever croak?
Your friends are in trouble.

1067
00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:53,322
We gotta help them.
Yeah.

1068
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,283
[RUSS IRWIN & CHARLTON PETTUS'
"COMPLICATED" PLAYING]

1069
00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:58,536
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1070
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:13,217
♪ You're so far from home
In the road you've taken ♪

1071
00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:21,559
♪ It's way too long
And your knees are shaking ♪

1072
00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:31,569
♪ You don't see them
Turning your wheels all night ♪

1073
00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:33,946
[TOILET FLUSHING]

1074
00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:36,115
♪ Complicated ♪

1075
00:59:36,282 --> 00:59:38,868
♪ You want to run and hide ♪

1076
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,664
♪ And you just can't calculate it ♪

1077
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:46,375
♪ How to get home
How ♪

1078
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:50,838
♪ When the world's so complicated ♪

1079
00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:53,883
♪ You wonder what you'll find ♪

1080
00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:58,763
♪ But we will book a ticket ♪

1081
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:02,391
♪ If you want, just dive ♪

1082
01:00:09,982 --> 01:00:11,650
WILSON:
Whoa!

1083
01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:16,155
Heh. Lousy form,
but he sure nailed that landing.

1084
01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:21,368
♪ Keep on riding that wave
It'll soon get better ♪

1085
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:31,462
♪ Telling yourself
It'll be all right ♪

1086
01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:36,175
♪ When the world's so complicated ♪

1087
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:38,385
♪ You want to run and hide ♪

1088
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:42,640
♪ And you just can't calculate it ♪

1089
01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:44,475
Oh.

1090
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,393
♪ Gotta get home in time ♪

1091
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:52,191
♪ When the world's so complicated ♪

1092
01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:54,401
[BARKING]

1093
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:58,239
♪ But we will book a ticket ♪

1094
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:02,243
♪ With your back
To the winds of time ♪♪

1095
01:01:05,538 --> 01:01:07,581
Psst. It's me.

1096
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,710
That was close.
Yeah. Thanks, Pilgrim. Come on.

1097
01:01:12,962 --> 01:01:16,549
What now, fellas?
We just gotta find Blotch and Goggles.

1098
01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,682
Gotcha.

1099
01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:29,478
I'll put a collar on you and take
your friend here to biology class.

1100
01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,356
[GRUNTING]

1101
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:38,612
Biology class?

1102
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,699
[SCHOOL BELL BLARING]

1103
01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,868
[♪♪♪]

1104
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,379
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1105
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:05,180
Ah. A very good specimen indeed.

1106
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:09,018
I was against a toad at first,
but I think he'll make a nice addition.

1107
01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:12,354
Very nice indeed. Yes, yes, yes.

1108
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:15,024
He likes me.
I bet I'll get my own room.

1109
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:17,735
Well, class, today is one
of my favourite days

1110
01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:19,403
of the entire school year.

1111
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,614
Because today
we're going to find out

1112
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:24,992
what makes those little
amphibious creatures there tick.

1113
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:26,827
You know how we're going to do it?

1114
01:02:27,328 --> 01:02:30,998
By taking them apart.
GIRLS: Eww.

1115
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,750
Gross.

1116
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,753
What's that mean?
Maybe he's taking us to a party.

1117
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,422
I love parties.
KRASSMAN: Yes, class,

1118
01:02:39,048 --> 01:02:42,468
it's time to dissect a frog.

1119
01:02:42,635 --> 01:02:45,012
GIRL: Gross.
BOY: Oh, gross.

1120
01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:46,597
STUDENTS:
Gross.

1121
01:02:46,764 --> 01:02:50,809
What's "dissect" mean?
I don't know, but I bet it's delicious.

1122
01:02:51,018 --> 01:02:53,938
To begin, I shall have
my teaching assistant, Mary,

1123
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,273
explain the dissection procedure.
Mary.

1124
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,567
Mary!
Oh, oh! Sorry, sir.

1125
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,571
Dissection. Would you kindly
explain the procedure?

1126
01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:04,657
Right, sir.

1127
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,910
Okay.
Here.

1128
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,328
[SIGHS]

1129
01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:12,581
The initial incision begins right here
at the neck.

1130
01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:16,293
Then you drag your scalpel down
through the sternum

1131
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,712
and across here at an angle
right past--

1132
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:20,005
You see the stomach.

1133
01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:21,966
Oh, I get it.

1134
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,678
Dissection must be some kind
of full-body massage.

1135
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:31,892
No, it's not a massage.
It's a full-body massacre-isation.

1136
01:03:32,101 --> 01:03:33,227
--The stomach cavity.

1137
01:03:33,394 --> 01:03:37,606
They're of course ignorant of the fact
that it's just had its last meal.

1138
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,984
They're gonna cut us apart.

1139
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:42,945
What? But we're his pets.
He can't do that.

1140
01:03:43,112 --> 01:03:46,448
That was not in the brochure.
Oh. Oh, this is bad.

1141
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:49,410
[♪♪♪]

1142
01:03:49,618 --> 01:03:54,248
I'm late for Krassman's class.
Oh, biology, your favourite.

1143
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:57,126
Yeah, right.

1144
01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:06,927
And then the dissection is complete,
and you dispose of the little body,

1145
01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:08,595
KRASSMAN: Mary.
MARY: once and for all

1146
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:12,850
tramping out its dreams of ever
having a full and happy froggy life.

1147
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:14,852
Mary.
Yes, sir?

1148
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,104
That will be all.

1149
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:23,569
Now, let's try the real thing.

1150
01:04:23,736 --> 01:04:26,030
I shall do the first dissection myself,

1151
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:31,702
and then each of you
will get to dissect your own frog.

1152
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:34,079
GIRL: Oh. Gross.
STUDENTS: Gross.

1153
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,081
If you spare me, I'll be good

1154
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:39,376
and never use my poison gland
in an unkind manner again.

1155
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:41,295
Amen.

1156
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:45,340
What are you doing?
Helping a friend.

1157
01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:47,176
[♪♪♪]

1158
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,470
KRASSMAN:
Mary, could you help me here?

1159
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,263
[BARKS]

1160
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,057
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1161
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,017
Oh, bother.

1162
01:04:55,309 --> 01:04:56,351
[PILGRIM BARKING]

1163
01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,438
Wilson. What are you doing
with that mad dog in here?

1164
01:04:59,605 --> 01:05:01,148
Get that vicious beast away.

1165
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:05,903
I got you another frog.
Mary, go get the frog. I'll take this one.

1166
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,780
[PILGRIM BARKING]

1167
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:10,532
KRASSMAN: Out.
Wilson, get that dog out of here now.

1168
01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:12,910
Come on, girl.
Put it in the tank.

1169
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:17,081
Wait a minute. I've got a better idea.
I'm getting rid of this one.

1170
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,249
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

1171
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,752
[KRASSMAN LAUGHS]

1172
01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:25,339
Come, my little buddy.
Ha-ha-ha.

1173
01:05:25,506 --> 01:05:28,509
This may hurt you
more than it hurts me.

1174
01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:29,760
Croaker.

1175
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,970
[♪♪♪]

1176
01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:41,939
Oh. Oh, this is bad.

1177
01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:46,652
Any last words, frog? Ha-ha-ha.

1178
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:53,450
Ah. Miss Segland, I'd like to thank you
for finally joining us.

1179
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,870
Would you see me after class, please?
SEGLAND: Yes, sir.

1180
01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,290
KRASSMAN:
To show you how easy this is,

1181
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:04,169
I believe I'll have Mary
do the dissection.

1182
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,964
Sir?
Do the dissection.

1183
01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,894
Sir.
KRASSMAN: What now?

1184
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,187
I can't do it.

1185
01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:25,232
KRASSMAN: But I thought you
wanted to be a real scientist.

1186
01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:29,236
I'm sorry, sir, I won't do it.
I just won't do it.

1187
01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:33,532
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

1188
01:06:33,699 --> 01:06:36,243
If she only had a brain.

1189
01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:37,494
[BARKING]

1190
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:40,080
Calm down.
Hey. Calm down. Good girl. It's okay.

1191
01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:43,375
Hey, you're good with animals.
It's okay. Thanks.

1192
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,294
I wonder why she's all riled up.

1193
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:47,588
Maybe the frogs in there
are her friends, huh?

1194
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,797
[BARKS]

1195
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:52,885
Well, I guess I'll have to do this myself.

1196
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:54,636
[♪♪♪]

1197
01:06:56,138 --> 01:07:02,269
First you take the scalpel in your hand
and hold it firmly--

1198
01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:05,314
Kermit's trying to save Croaker.
He needs our help.

1199
01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:09,693
--Between your thumb
and index finger.

1200
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:14,573
And then,
beginning just below the neck,

1201
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:18,160
you will make an incision
approximately 3 inches in length.

1202
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:25,751
I'll handle this. Give me a lift.
Okay.

1203
01:07:25,918 --> 01:07:28,795
I'm not meant
for this heavy lifting. Oh.

1204
01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:31,173
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1205
01:07:32,299 --> 01:07:35,052
[KRASSMAN LAUGHING]

1206
01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:39,598
There's nothing like a good dissection.

1207
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,683
[STUDENTS GASP]

1208
01:07:42,434 --> 01:07:47,022
Oh, don't be scared.
This is going to be fun.

1209
01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:50,359
You.

1210
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:53,987
I guess it doesn't matter
which frog I dissect.

1211
01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:56,865
What do you think this is, the movies?

1212
01:07:57,074 --> 01:07:58,825
[♪♪♪]

1213
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,957
You little rapscallion.

1214
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:08,043
[LAUGHS]

1215
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,753
You can't outsmart me.

1216
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,632
I'm a ninth-grade science teacher,
for heaven's sake.

1217
01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:17,135
My little green buddy,
I think it's time for your biology lesson.

1218
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,470
[BLOTCH BITES KRASSMAN]

1219
01:08:18,679 --> 01:08:21,098
[SCREAMING]

1220
01:08:22,516 --> 01:08:23,809
[YELLS]

1221
01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,984
[STUDENTS LAUGHING
THEN KRASSMAN GRUNTING]

1222
01:08:37,698 --> 01:08:38,740
[GASPS]

1223
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,369
[HUFFS]

1224
01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:47,165
Stop!

1225
01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:49,459
[WHIMPERING]

1226
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,088
What did you say?

1227
01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:55,507
I said stop.

1228
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,427
You-- You spoke.

1229
01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:01,263
That's right. I can talk. We all can.

1230
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,515
I don't believe it.

1231
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:08,478
Well, everyone says we shouldn't talk
to humans, but I think the problem is

1232
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:12,482
that we haven't talked,
or listened to each other.

1233
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:17,571
So you might not even listen now,
but these are all my friends.

1234
01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:21,575
And I'm gonna ask you,
please, let the frogs go.

1235
01:09:21,742 --> 01:09:27,622
ALL [CHANTING]: Let the frogs go.
Let the frogs go. Let the frogs go.

1236
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:32,627
Let the frogs go. Let the frogs go.
Let the frogs go.

1237
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,921
[WHINES THEN BARKS]

1238
01:09:35,589 --> 01:09:38,800
What's going on?
Let's let her in. Hurry.

1239
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:45,057
Let the frogs go. Let the frogs go.
Let the frogs go.

1240
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,184
[PILGRIM JOINS IN THE CHANTING]

1241
01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,313
[ALL CHANTING]

1242
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,779
Stop!

1243
01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:01,365
[BARKS]

1244
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,909
[LAUGHS]

1245
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,328
It's true.

1246
01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:10,415
Frogs can talk.

1247
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:16,296
When I was a boy, in biology class,

1248
01:10:18,048 --> 01:10:21,259
I had to dissect my first frog.

1249
01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:23,929
[♪♪♪]

1250
01:10:25,305 --> 01:10:29,101
Stop.
What did you say?

1251
01:10:29,643 --> 01:10:32,562
I said stop.
You spoke?

1252
01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:36,316
TEACHER:
Hugo Krassman, dissect your frog.

1253
01:10:36,483 --> 01:10:39,277
But I can't. It spoke to me.

1254
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,196
CROWD:
Froggy-pants. Froggy-pants.

1255
01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:43,865
It's true. Tell them what you told me.

1256
01:10:44,032 --> 01:10:46,076
Speak to me.

1257
01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,662
I'm not a froggy-pants.

1258
01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:52,582
Please. No!
Krassman is a froggy-pants.

1259
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:56,169
[WHIMPERING]

1260
01:10:56,336 --> 01:11:00,757
You see, for years I had to prove
to them that I wasn't a froggy-pants.

1261
01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:05,178
But I'm not. I'm not a froggy-pants.

1262
01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:07,347
Frogs do talk.
Mm-hm.

1263
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:12,102
Just talk to me.
Just say something, anything.

1264
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:18,483
You are a certifiable nut-ball.
Ha! Thank you.

1265
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:21,069
All right, back it up. Okay, all right.

1266
01:11:21,236 --> 01:11:23,029
I understand.

1267
01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:28,076
They talked to me. They talked to me.

1268
01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:32,497
Class dismissed.
Ha! I'm not a froggy-pants!

1269
01:11:32,706 --> 01:11:35,000
["FOLLOW YOUR STAR" PLAYING]

1270
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:37,335
Come here, friend.

1271
01:11:42,257 --> 01:11:45,010
♪ We're on the run now
Born to run ♪

1272
01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:46,928
♪ Chasing dreams ♪♪

1273
01:11:47,095 --> 01:11:49,556
KERMIT: It was only two
days since we left the swamp

1274
01:11:49,723 --> 01:11:53,477
and first travelled down this road,
but it seemed like a lifetime.

1275
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:56,313
♪ Are youse tough or a hero?
Gotta know which ♪

1276
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,399
♪ When you feel the need
Gotta scratch the itch ♪

1277
01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:02,068
♪ But nothing comes off
Without a hitch ♪

1278
01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:04,779
♪ No way ♪

1279
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,407
ALL:
♪ You gotta follow ♪

1280
01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:09,868
♪ Follow your star ♪

1281
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,913
ALL:
♪ Yeah, you follow ♪

1282
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:16,041
♪ No matter how far ♪

1283
01:12:17,626 --> 01:12:21,338
♪ And now we know
Wherever we roam ♪

1284
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:25,258
♪ We'll never find a place
Like home ♪♪

1285
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,557
I sure wish I had a home.

1286
01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:35,477
KERMIT:
Thanks for the ride.

1287
01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:37,312
CROAKER:
Yeah, thanks. We appreciate it.

1288
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,398
Hey, Pilgrim.
How would you like to be my dog?

1289
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:41,608
[BARKS]

1290
01:12:41,775 --> 01:12:44,319
Ha-ha-ha.
Kermit. Hey, Kermit.

1291
01:12:44,486 --> 01:12:47,531
I've got an owner again.
I'm going home.

1292
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,574
We all are, Pilgrim. Come on, guys.

1293
01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:51,660
Okay, bye.
Bye.

1294
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,120
GOGGLES:
Oh, boy, that was so exciting.

1295
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:56,039
Okay, guys, this is the way.

1296
01:12:56,206 --> 01:12:58,792
I tell you,
I can't wait to get back to the swamp.

1297
01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:00,710
Yeah.
Oh, to once again bathe

1298
01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,254
in the stagnant ooze.
Mm-hm.

1299
01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,798
Yeah, but, you know, guys,

1300
01:13:04,965 --> 01:13:07,884
I kind of liked all the craziness
out here, you know?

1301
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:11,805
I mean, it was scary,
but, I don't know, I think I'll miss it.

1302
01:13:11,972 --> 01:13:15,225
Well, who knows, Kermit? Maybe
you'll come back again someday.

1303
01:13:15,392 --> 01:13:16,434
Yeah?
CROAKER: Hey,

1304
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,228
stranger things have happened.

1305
01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:19,938
Yeah, and that was just today.

1306
01:13:20,105 --> 01:13:21,356
[ALL LAUGH]

1307
01:13:21,523 --> 01:13:24,317
Come on, guys, let's go home.
Yeah.

1308
01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:26,528
[♪♪♪]

1309
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,491
[BUNNIES GIGGLING]

1310
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,619
[♪♪♪]

1311
01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:49,926
One thing didn't change:

1312
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:53,597
Goggles and Croaker and Blotch
and Pilgrim and I are still buddies.

1313
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,600
You know, I've made a lot
of great friends in my life.

1314
01:13:56,766 --> 01:14:00,854
But there's something special
about the friends from back home. Yep.

1315
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:04,149
You know, the ones you knew
when you were a young frog,

1316
01:14:04,316 --> 01:14:06,026
just reaching for your star.

1317
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,528
FRIEND 1 :
Hey, welcome home, Kermit.

1318
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,864
Oh. See you.

1319
01:14:11,031 --> 01:14:13,408
FRIEND 2: Hey.
FRIEND 2: Welcome home.

1320
01:14:13,575 --> 01:14:17,037
Now, where are those
pupu platters at?

1321
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,247
[LAUGHS]

1322
01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:21,416
[SCATTING]

1323
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,881
Another beautiful day in the swamp.

1324
01:14:28,048 --> 01:14:30,091
[LAUGHS]

1325
01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:32,260
[SCATTING]

1326
01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:38,892
[ME FIRST & THE GIMME GIMMES'
"RAINBOW CONNECTION" PLAYING]

1327
01:14:44,773 --> 01:14:45,774
♪ Why are there so many ♪

1328
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:49,361
[KERMIT SCREAMING]

1329
01:14:49,569 --> 01:14:51,196
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

1330
01:14:53,865 --> 01:14:54,908
Psst.

1331
01:14:55,075 --> 01:14:56,368
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

1332
01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:58,828
♪ But only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide ♪

1333
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,207
KERMIT: Oh, ow.
GOGGLES: That's gotta hurt.

1334
01:15:02,499 --> 01:15:04,292
[GROANS]

1335
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:06,628
GOGGLES:
Oh, that's busted. That's busted.

1336
01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:09,130
♪ I know they're wrong
Wait and see ♪

1337
01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:12,050
Psst.
Huh? Kermit.

1338
01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:13,968
♪ The rainbow connection ♪

1339
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,638
KERMIT: Oh, for God's sakes.
How did we do that?

1340
01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:19,307
I don't know.
How'd I get in here?

1341
01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:21,351
[VACUUM WHIRRING]

1342
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,354
You're my best friend.

1343
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:27,148
[GRUNTING]

1344
01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:31,236
♪ Somebody thought of that ♪

1345
01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:33,905
I'm break-dancing.

1346
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,783
KERMIT:
♪ Everybody dance now ♪♪

1347
01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,368
[ALL LAUGHING]

1348
01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:39,577
♪ What's so amazing ♪

1349
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,831
He said without Blotch.
Just knock it off.

1350
01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:46,584
Don't touch me. Hey, don't touch me.
Knock it off.

1351
01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:49,212
♪ Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection ♪

1352
01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,256
Don't touch me!

1353
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:55,385
♪ The lovers, the dreamers
And me ♪

1354
01:15:56,803 --> 01:15:58,680
KERMIT:
Oh, my knee. Oh, my bad knee.

1355
01:15:58,847 --> 01:16:00,557
[BOTH GROANING]

1356
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:06,271
Mr. Director, sir, I don't feel I should
go back into Kermit's mouth again.

1357
01:16:06,438 --> 01:16:09,899
Uh... Last time I was in there,
it was just a bit stinky. Heh-heh.

1358
01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:12,068
Can't we use CG in this scene?

1359
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:17,240
Where the heck are we?
You got us lost, you loser.

1360
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:20,452
Whoa, look out
for the power lines.

1361
01:16:22,704 --> 01:16:26,207
Why did I ever agree
to do my own stunts?

1362
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,792
[SCREAMING]

1363
01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,502
♪ The lovers, the dreamers
And me ♪♪

1364
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:31,004
[KERMIT CRASHING]

1365
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:33,131
[VOMITING]

1366
01:16:33,298 --> 01:16:36,134
It's all right. It's all right.
We'll do another take.

1367
01:16:36,301 --> 01:16:38,511
Just get it out.
Can I have the nurse?

1368
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:41,055
[LAUGHING]

1369
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:43,266
Okay, okay, you broke me.
I'm lying.

1370
01:16:43,433 --> 01:16:45,769
I'm a bad, bad toad.
I need a spanking.

1371
01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:48,396
Spank me. Spank me.

1372
01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:53,443
This kid should've had a nice
Italian cuff put on these trousers.

1373
01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:55,820
[KERMIT LAUGHING]

1374
01:16:57,572 --> 01:17:01,659
Wait a minute.
Every scene's a nude scene.

1375
01:17:02,327 --> 01:17:03,953
You know that cat bed?
Yeah.

1376
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,415
That's a cat litter box.
Oh, for God's sakes.

1377
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,126
Aah! How was that?

1378
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,378
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1379
01:17:14,339 --> 01:17:16,674
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

1380
01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:19,427
Thank you, everyone. Thank you.

1381
01:17:19,594 --> 01:17:23,097
Thank you. Yes, yes, I'm incredible.
Thank you. Thank you.

1382
01:17:23,765 --> 01:17:27,143
ANNOUNCER [OVER RADIO]:
Great tunes from WART.

1383
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:29,604
All swamp, all the time.

1384
01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:31,898
[AMANDA MARSHALL'S
"BELIEVE IN YOU" PLAYING]

1385
01:17:43,618 --> 01:17:47,831
♪ Somewhere there's a river ♪

1386
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,670
♪ Looking for a stream ♪

1387
01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:59,968
♪ Somewhere there's a dreamer ♪

1388
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:06,474
♪ Looking for a dream ♪

1389
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:12,272
♪ Somewhere there's a drifter ♪

1390
01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:18,820
♪ Trying to find his way ♪

1391
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,659
♪ Somewhere someone's waiting ♪

1392
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:31,291
♪ To hear somebody say ♪

1393
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:40,884
♪ I believe in you ♪

1394
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:44,012
♪ I can't even count the ways that ♪

1395
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:53,146
♪ I believe in you ♪

1396
01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:58,318
♪ And all I want to do is help you to ♪

1397
01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:02,155
♪ Believe in you ♪

1398
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:17,253
♪ Somewhere someone's reaching ♪

1399
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:22,926
♪ Trying to grab that ring ♪

1400
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:29,766
♪ Somewhere there's a silent voice ♪

1401
01:19:32,143 --> 01:19:36,105
♪ Learning how to sing ♪

1402
01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:42,195
♪ Some of us can't move ahead ♪

1403
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:48,326
♪ We're paralysed with fear ♪

1404
01:19:50,662 --> 01:19:54,958
♪ And everybody's listening ♪

1405
01:19:56,876 --> 01:20:01,422
♪ 'Cause we all need to hear ♪

1406
01:20:01,589 --> 01:20:10,598
♪ I believe in you ♪

1407
01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:13,601
♪ I can't even count the ways that ♪

1408
01:20:13,768 --> 01:20:22,819
♪ I believe in you ♪

1409
01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:27,991
♪ And all I want to do is help you to ♪

1410
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,494
♪ Believe in you ♪

1411
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:38,084
♪ I will hold you up
I will help you stand ♪

1412
01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:41,796
♪ I will comfort you
When you need a friend ♪

1413
01:20:41,963 --> 01:20:50,596
♪ I will be the voice that's calling out ♪

1414
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:59,689
♪ I believe in you ♪

1415
01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:08,281
♪ And there are just
So many ways that I ♪

1416
01:21:08,448 --> 01:21:12,076
♪ Believe in you ♪

1417
01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:18,708
♪ Baby, what else can I do
But believe in you ♪

1418
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:24,130
♪ Believe in you ♪

1419
01:21:25,006 --> 01:21:30,470
♪ All I want to know
Is you believe ♪

1420
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,181
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1421
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:36,809
♪ Believe in you ♪♪