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¶ Maybe ¶
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¶ You'll think of me ¶
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¶ When you are all alone ¶
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¶ Maybe the one
Who is waiting for you ¶
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¶ Will prove untrue ¶
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¶ Then what will you do? ¶
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¶ Maybe ¶
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¶ You'll sit and sigh ¶
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¶ Wishing that I were- ¶
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Now really pay attention.
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[woman] Joe!
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Joe! Are you alright?
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[Tony] It was the summer
of 1976, right?
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I have only a few vivid memories
from that time because
we used to be high all day long.
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Let's just say they're
going from shrooms
to other psychotropics.
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It had been a peculiar summer.
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Long story short,
one night we met Joe.
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And that night we joined
our bodies with that of Joe.
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It was a mystical experience.
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[Tony] You see more smiley then.
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But he was surrounded
by a halo of sadness
that is hard to forget.
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[Kacey] True.
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He always seemed to be
preoccupied about something.
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Oh, remember that magic
trick he did where he
swallowed a razorblade?
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It was bloody and gory as hell.
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But afterwards he
was absolutely fine.
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That was sweet.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's how we could afford LSD.
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[Kacy] A few months later he
left the commune we were in
and never came back.
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Gone, vanished
without a trace until-
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Just a sec.
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-Where the hell have I put that?
-Darling, darling, darling.
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Ah, thank you.
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We saw this two years ago.
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He hadn't aged a day.
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Or at least that's what
he seemed like.
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Maybe that wasn't him.
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But we had to find out.
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[Kacy] So we packed
and traveled to Jaeger,
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a small village that,
apparently, wasn't even on maps.
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We should almost be there.
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Well, I-- I-- I am quite
positive we're lost.
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-Did you take a right turn here?
-I did turn right.
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You always have trouble telling
your right from your left.
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This is my right.
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You'll never learn to tell
the difference, darling.
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There's someone there.
We should ask her.
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Hey! Hey! We're trying to
get to a town called Jaeger.
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-Could you give us directions?
-Get lost, you fucking hippies.
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We don't need your
flower power bullshit here
because we've got guns.
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-What's wrong with him?
-Come on, let's get on
the van and turn back.
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I can't turn around here,
we have to go forward.
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Whatever.
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We're going, we're going,
just put the gun away.
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Stay down, I don't want
anything to happen to you.
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I still get the chills
thinking of that day.
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Luckily, I was there.
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[crying]
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-Why did he have to
be so mean to us?
-Shh.
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Hush, hush.
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It's alright.
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We've never hurt anyone.
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-And this guy tried to kill us
without even knowing us.
-I know, I know.
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He just had a
hotheaded attitude.
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Alright? Come on. Come on.
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Good boy.
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Come on, it's alright.
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[Tony] We finally
arrived in Jaeger.
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It wasn't easy but we made it.
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I'm so excited my
palms are sweaty.
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Let's go and see.
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Hmm, yeah.
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You, you, you, you, you're
from the TV company, am
I right or am I right? Yeah.
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No, I mean not really.
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-Well, are you or aren't you?
-We're filming a documentary.
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-On hunting, yeah?
-Well--
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You've come to the right place.
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To be honest, we're vegan.
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I don't give a damn
where you come from.
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Look at this.
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I caught it myself
with my bare hands,
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my teeth
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and me foot.
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We must free it.
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Can't you tell it's
dead as a dodo?
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Say something, he scares
the shit out of me.
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Could we possibly ask
you something privately?
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I was wondering when
you'd get around to it.
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And you can ask me
and I'll answer you now.
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Yes.
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You are in the presence
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of the greatest hunter
known to mankind.
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How do you think
I got this? Skill, wilds,
knowledge of the animal.
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I have to think like the fish.
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Before I go fishing, I smear
my face in fish scales, I rub my
groin with the insides of fish,
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I lick their eyes to
become one with the fish.
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Do you like licking eyes?
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You may find it
very interesting.
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We got to eat it tonight, a
barbecue with a little Chianti
maybe, and you two are invited.
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You could stay at my place.
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It's only got one bedroom
but I'm sure we can come
to some arrangements.
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[exhales]
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You're probably
wondering about scar.
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A bear done that to me
before I kicked his ass.
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I don't mean that as
a manner of speaking.
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I mean that, literally,
I kicked that bear's ass.
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I was there, blood pouring
down me face, the bear on
top of me and I thought no,
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you're not gonna kill me
today, you son of a bitch.
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So I remembered an
ancient hunter's legend
wherein it's written
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on whatever hunters write it on
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that the most vulnerable
part of a bear when
it's angry is its anus.
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So I kicked it right up the
rusty bullet hole, I kicked
and I kicked and I kicked.
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And its little brown starfish
went from that to that.
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It could have shattered
bowling ball and it wouldn't
have touched the sides.
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Instead, its guts fell out
and it dropped down dead.
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I know what you're thinking.
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And in answer to your
next question, yes,
I did keep the boot.
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Since that day all
my close friends have
called me Bear Raper.
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-[Tony] So that was
when you lost your arm?
-No.
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That was a misses.
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She chopped it off when she
found me sticking my--
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my dick in a pig.
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But it's not what
it sounds like.
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It was completely--
I can tell you that story,
too, if you like, yeah.
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To tell you the truth, we need
to ask you about someone.
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Oh, yeah, Joe.
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-Jim?
-Joe.
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-Joe.
-Jeff, Jeff, Joe.
Yeah, Joe.
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Yeah, he was a
close friend of mine.
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He used to call me
Bear Raper as well.
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-Yeah.
-Did he?
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Yeah, 'cause my close friends
do like-- I think we're gonna be
real close friends, you know.
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I hope so. I hope so.
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Yeah, Joe, I am real close.
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-You're a big man,
aren't ya? Are you-
- Well, some say.
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-You big like everywhere?
-Of course.
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Alright. You know,
it all matches, does it?
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[chuckles]
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A normal human being would get
lost in these woods but not me.
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I never get lost.
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I am a hunting god.
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This is the only picture
we have of him.
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Poor sod.
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-[Tony] What happened?
-[hunter] Boar.
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Two years ago.
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-Oh, poor thing.
-Not really.
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If it'd been me, I would have
killed the boar and eaten it.
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But him, gored him to pieces,
ripped him to shreds,
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a hand over there,
a foot over there,
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penis down there, small,
that's how we knew it was him.
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The boot
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that went off the bear's rear.
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This is a sacred place.
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The hunters come here
before they go out
to get luck for the day.
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I'm not really a fan of a hunt.
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Everybody likes hunting.
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-But--
-Darling.
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Shh! This is a sacred place.
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You've seen the boots, you've
met the man and now you must
go home to your city friends
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and tell them that today
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has been the best
day of your life.
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Godspeed.
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Godspeed.
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-Now what the heck
are you doing?
-Shh. Shh.
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This is a sacred moment.
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Besides, it might have the
answers we're looking for.
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The boot did talk to me,
told me some interesting
stuff, but nothing about Joe.
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We'd lost hope.
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But before leaving for Jaeger,
we put our website online
called DoYouKnowJoe.
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And when we got back,
we're amazed at all the
baffling responses we got.
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[notification alert]
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What? Oh, this?
This is baba ghanoush.
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"Dear Tony and Kacy,
Joe served our country
with my grandfather."
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Or this one.
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"I remember that man.
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He won Pac-Man World
Championship in 1984."
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We had dozens of them
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and it seems as though
Joe hadn't aged a day.
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Tony was never into technology
until he discovered porn.
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That's not true.
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I've always been
fond of technology
in spite of our lifestyle.
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It's a way of keeping
in touch with the world,
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a connection through
the ether with all of
the planet's energies.
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Out of all the emails
we had received,
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there was an
extraordinary one from
a lady in Wisconsin.
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She wrote us, "There's a picture
hanging in the house of
my great-grandmother
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that portrays that man."
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Wow.
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-How old was Joe?
-What is Joe?
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For sure he was no vampire.
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Vampires don't walk around
in the daylight, but Joe did.
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Besides, I met a vampire
once and I can assure you
he had nothing to do with Joe.
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He even bit me.
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The mark should still
be here in my neck.
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The scar's visible?
Scary, right?
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[Kacy] Of all the pictures
we had of Joe, there was
some sadness in his eyes.
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[Tony] It felt like he was
always worried about something,
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something that he wouldn't
or couldn't tell anyone.
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Did he really die in Jaeger?
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Oh, but it doesn't end there.
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Someone called Pogo writes, "I
own a video with that man in it.
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But if you want to see it,
you must come to me."
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I suppose this is it.
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I guess so.
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Knock three times, then once,
then three times then say,
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"Yeah, yeah Cthulhu
fhtagn!" Okay.
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[clears his throat]
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Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtagn.
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[door opens]
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[Kacy] Is anyone Pogo?
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[heavy metal music]
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[silence]
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[heavy metal music]
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This is the one.
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Pogo, it's us.
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-Can you open the door?
-[Pogo] Instructions!
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Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtaegn.
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[Pogo] It's fhtagn.
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-Jesus Christ.
-Come on, get going. Come on.
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Fehtagn.
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[Pogo] Fhtagn.
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Do you want to open the
goddamn door or what?
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[Pogo] You've been
given clear instructions.
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Yeah, yeah, Cthulhu fhtagn.
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[Pogo] Come in.
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So, looking for this elusive
man called Joe? Does
he owe you money?
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-Did he do you wrong?
-Plain curiosity.
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You disappoint me, Tony.
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-Do you want some?
-We're vegan.
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Oh.
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So, basically, you
eat nothing at all.
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Exactly.
We live off fresh air.
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Cool.
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I had no idea such a high
level of veganism existed.
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We don't really live off air.
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-Would you be so kind
as to show us the video?
-Absolutely.
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It's already in the machine.
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Wrong remote.
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Now really pay attention.
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[woman] Joe!
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Joe! Are you alright?
244
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,510
Thanks God.
245
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,783
Don't worry sweetheart,
I'm perfectly fine.
246
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,152
[woman screams]
247
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,188
It's absolutely incredible.
248
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:49,293
That was freak-tastic!
Amazing! I'm speechless!
249
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,932
Tape had been sold to me
completely anonymously
by this extremely weird guy.
250
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,337
They use one of those
voice-changer tools. You
know what I'm talking about?
251
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,573
Anyway, I didn't ask myself
too many questions about it.
252
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,408
I have to deal with people
like that all the time.
253
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:10,615
Well, you know, a
tape about a year ago.
254
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,554
Joe gave the tape to him.
255
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,824
The man who sold him
the tape was Joe.
256
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,877
No doubt.
257
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,929
Joe couldn't have died two
years ago. Killed by a boar?
258
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:32,370
Joe is still alive or better
yet, he just can't die.
259
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,305
[sighs]
260
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,873
Eternal life.
261
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,583
[soft music]
262
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:52,890
Oh!
263
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,862
A-ha!
264
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,533
-Oh!
-Hey!
265
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,235
It was there, your point.
266
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,745
Emails were piling up.
267
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,882
They were all claiming
to have met Joe.
268
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,784
But nobody knew where he was.
269
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,359
[laughing]
270
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,794
[heavy breathing]
271
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,703
You know, my wife and I
love to keep in shape.
272
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,806
Just give me a sec
to catch my breath.
273
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,315
Then we got this.
274
00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:00,958
They wrote, "I just love what
you're doing." How sweet.
275
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:06,530
Apparently, Joe was a stuntman
and a very good one, too.
276
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,332
No way it was out.
277
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,634
-It was out?
-Yeah, yeah.
278
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,937
-You sure? You're not cheating?
-No, no.
279
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:22,913
From 1984 to 1999, he took
part in twenty-two films.
280
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,385
No, no, don't worry,
I can handle this.
281
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,554
I like the contact
with plastic.
282
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,025
I'll be fine.
283
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:42,066
All of which were directed by
the same person, someone
called Ronald Goodman.
284
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,871
Every day we are one
step closer to Joe.
285
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,976
More water, please.
286
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,916
We can only hope that this
Ronald Goodman was still alive.
287
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,663
We found out that this is Mr.
Goodman's favorite restaurant.
288
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,599
He's been coming here
for over 25 years.
289
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:19,070
Good evening, my
fucking cooking slaves!
290
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:25,343
Who are these shit bags daring
to sit at my table? Cynthia!
291
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,447
Please join us, if you will.
292
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,351
Cynthia! Where the hell
is everyone in this place?
293
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:40,558
I wouldn't share my table
with some hippie fucks.
294
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:46,364
I'd take a shit over
your precious flowers.
295
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:52,636
And what are the cameras
for? Are you shooting
some shitty cooking show?
296
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,939
He doesn't seem
like a very nice man.
297
00:22:56,409 --> 00:23:02,546
We would like some
information about one of
your best stuntmen, Joe,
298
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,916
Fearless Joe as
you used to call him.
299
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:10,488
Oh, for the love of Satan,
why didn't you say so
in the first place?
300
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,655
Cynthia!
301
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,959
I'm so sorry, Sir,
I was in the restroom.
302
00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,394
I-- I didn't hear
you coming in.
303
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:21,599
-Did you wash your hands,
you cruddy girl?
-Excuse me?
304
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,468
I really hope you didn't.
305
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,770
[chuckles]
306
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:31,175
-Will you have the usual?
-Yeah. Sitting with
these hippie cunts.
307
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,963
Let me eat.
308
00:23:35,964 --> 00:23:37,814
I'll tell you whatever
it is you want to know.
309
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,218
Joe was here with him, darling.
310
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:56,066
Joe was fucking incredible,
the most ballsy stuntman
I ever worked with.
311
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,837
He used to jump off tall
buildings without protection,
312
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,906
explosions like no big problem.
313
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,975
He used to crash cars
without a seatbelt.
314
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,477
Not even a scratch.
315
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:09,079
You could not even bruise
that motherfucker.
316
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:13,684
Oh, I remember a time it
looked like he'd broken his
neck falling from a crane.
317
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:19,757
It was when we were making my
masterpiece, Police Vs Cop. Ha!
318
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,894
That scene had a car chase
across two crane booms.
319
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:27,581
Yeah, naturally, it didn't work.
320
00:24:27,582 --> 00:24:31,267
Joe fell from the car
window, bam! He hits
the ground, a gory mess.
321
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:35,606
He's being declared
dead for five minutes.
322
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:43,047
And then, like after some
sort of fucking macumba
rite, he stands up
323
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:47,585
and he says, "Can we
do one more take?"
324
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:50,488
Can we do one
more fucking take?
325
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:55,793
Can you imagine the
size of the balls on that man?
326
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,094
Fucking nut job.
327
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,649
Made me very rich though.
328
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:05,269
Mr. Goodman acts in
good faith, he's a bit gruff but
he always buys me nice gifts.
329
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,904
An Asian girl?
330
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:13,177
Oh, yes, of course,
of course! Good-looking
rice eater that one.
331
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:20,784
Joe met her on the set of my
seminal masterpiece,
Ultra Ninja Revolution.
332
00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,553
¶¶¶
333
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,152
[screaming]
334
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:41,165
Notice clan, I will
have my revenge.
335
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,666
I don't think so.
336
00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:43,934
Damn.
337
00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:49,306
That frog scene is
one of my favorites.
338
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,809
Truly epic.
339
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:56,313
But you know what was
a blast? The final scene.
340
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,948
Fucking awesome.
341
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,037
I love you, Golden Swallow.
342
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,107
Me, too.
343
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:31,232
[screams]
344
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,685
"Me too," and zack! She
stabbed that motherfucker.
345
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:35,886
Her name?
346
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:43,394
You expect me to remember
the name of some rice
shitting slut?
347
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:47,665
Look it up on the internet,
you old fossil hippie.
348
00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,334
Kelly Chen.
349
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,303
I have an amazing wife.
350
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,876
Excuse me, I think
I need to take a shit.
351
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,711
Cynthia!
352
00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:21,031
That night at the
restaurant, KC was feeling
particularly inspired.
353
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,067
Inspired, yes,
354
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,272
to write a song.
355
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,275
Song about--
356
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,345
song about Joe.
357
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,480
So beautiful.
358
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,514
So beautiful.
359
00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:39,149
I will leave everyone...
360
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,199
[slow Asian music]
361
00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,894
[singing along]
362
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:10,434
Terrific! I fucking
love that woman.
363
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,506
Let's do it again.
364
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,641
-Okay.
-Come on. Come on.
I'll start. Let's start.
365
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,318
[Tony] If you think
about it, it's insane.
366
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:34,291
I mean how many lives could
Joe have lived and how
many times did he die?
367
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:40,597
[Kacy] But most of all,
why is it that every time he
covers his tracks? I mean
368
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:45,669
if I couldn't die,
I would want to share
it with everybody.
369
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:51,475
You know, maybe it could help
them saving someone's life.
370
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,477
Oh, look.
371
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,678
[chuckles]
372
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,617
Explosion Fest.
373
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,961
"The one and only festival
of cinema exploitation."
374
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,329
This sounds like fun.
375
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,430
Come on.
376
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,937
[Kelly] So Tony
and Kacy, thanks.
377
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,140
You really watched this crap?
378
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,310
You don't seem like the types.
379
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,048
Anyway, that will
be ten pounds.
380
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,092
To be honest, we came
here to ask you about Joe.
381
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,664
[Kelly] I've been obviously
engaged with Joe for two years.
382
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,767
We started heading
our way before.
383
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:54,538
We couldn't go on public
because I was underage.
384
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,707
He was my first true love.
385
00:32:56,709 --> 00:33:02,312
I will never forget him.
After we shot the video,
everything changed.
386
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:07,017
He was sweet, always nice to
me, such a kind-hearted person.
387
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:11,254
After that video I just
could not see him as
the same way as before.
388
00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:13,623
I've had nightmares for years.
389
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,327
I will be in therapy.
390
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,030
Sometimes I still suddenly wake
up in the middle of night with
the word ringing in my ears.
391
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,333
"I'm perfectly fine,
sweetheart."
392
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,820
"Nothing's fine.
393
00:33:26,821 --> 00:33:30,306
For Christ's sake you-- you
can't shoot your own face
and then get up like this
394
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,676
as nothing ever happened."
395
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,711
[weeping]
396
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,184
No.
397
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:49,659
He is so, so, so sensitive.
398
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,195
That's why I love him.
399
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,765
[Kelly] I wasn't happy
anymore and then he left.
400
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:55,766
Joe knew.
401
00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:56,733
But the truth
402
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,170
I still want to be with him.
403
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:03,640
This is the first connection
with him since long time.
404
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,148
We were at a loss.
405
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,784
All of the pictures,
the contacts,
406
00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:18,088
anyone that had anything
to do with Joe all turned
out to be a dead end.
407
00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:20,757
Pass me that.
408
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099
We thought long and hard.
409
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:32,102
What we were about
to do was not right.
410
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:36,023
But we had to know.
411
00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:39,276
At that point we realized
that Joe was more important
412
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:43,280
than anything else
we were involved in.
413
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:50,554
Oh yeah,
414
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:55,158
emails were decreasing
and we were at a dead end.
415
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,794
Darling, you already said that.
416
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:03,233
Right.
417
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:06,669
So we went back to Pogo
and had him make a copy
of Joe's video to put it online.
418
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,106
But when we got back,
419
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,410
we found this in the letterbox.
420
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,484
Challenge accepted.
421
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:23,687
Come on, let's show these
youngins how to play.
422
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,656
Yeah, yeah.
423
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:36,800
What's that? Little ducky
is lost in the bubbles
at the end of the bath.
424
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,468
We can save him.
425
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,270
[simulates rocket]
426
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,712
Little ducky saved once more.
427
00:35:53,685 --> 00:36:00,557
"Dear Tony and Kacy, I get your
curiosity about me but all the
media hype you're drawing to me
428
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,492
is making my life impossible.
429
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,828
I beg you to stop it now.
430
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,796
Yours truly, Joe."
431
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:13,336
Oops.
432
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,708
He just signed himself as Joe.
433
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,877
He knew there was no
need to add anything else.
434
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,913
He was Joe.
435
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,948
And the one thing
he would never have
given up was his name.
436
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:29,686
We didn't realize it right away
but we had created a case.
437
00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:47,804
One of the most renowned
movie websites had dedicated
its entire homepage to him.
438
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:55,912
I went to check out their
latest trailers and there he
was, Joe in all his glory.
439
00:36:55,914 --> 00:37:02,919
And it was written in big
letters: HE'S STILL ALIVE!
440
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:07,490
We made such a mess,
but we didn't mean to.
441
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:10,794
And all because of
that foolish curiosity.
442
00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:13,230
We are foolish, foolish people.
443
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:23,940
We'd almost intend to give it
all up, leave Joe alone, him
and his enviable immortal life.
444
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:28,979
But we had started a chain
reaction which swamped
us worse than a tsunami.
445
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:32,349
[sighs] Nature's force.
446
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,485
[chuckles]
447
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,455
The police are on Joe's tracks.
448
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:45,662
I suspected the CIA, FBI or
some other agency we didn't
know the name of was involved.
449
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,030
[siren wailing]
450
00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:53,903
[cop] When was the last time you
saw Mr. Joseph Jonathan Johnson?
451
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,305
I already told you.
452
00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:56,906
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
453
00:37:56,908 --> 00:38:00,443
What do you want from me?
I was preparing guacamole.
454
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,046
The avocados will go brown
if you don't let me go home.
455
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,881
[cop] Perhaps you want a lawyer.
456
00:38:07,352 --> 00:38:08,918
I don't trust the establishment.
457
00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:14,291
Besides, I've nothing I
need to defend myself from.
458
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,393
And then he took out
a picture of Joe.
459
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,403
-Why are you looking for Joe?
-[cop] So you do know him.
460
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:30,807
You know that since making
false statements, I could arrest
you for obstructing justice.
461
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:34,944
-Actually I--
-You're hiding him, right?
462
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:38,114
Look, I'm not hiding
anything or anyone.
463
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:41,351
You dragged me here
in my pajamas and I didn't
even had breakfast yet.
464
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,753
And I have a meditation
class at nine.
465
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,023
If you don't mind, I mean.
466
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,627
I have nothing
to say about Joe.
467
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,597
May I ask what did he do?
468
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:58,368
He disappeared, as
you may have noticed.
469
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:03,106
What I can say is that
there is this really bad
B-movies production
470
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,974
which still has him
under contract.
471
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:09,813
Are you really sure you have
nothing to tell us about Joe?
472
00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:13,616
For instance, this
website of yours, right?
473
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,756
Well, I have nothing
more to say.
474
00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:23,026
Go on, arrest me if you want
but I'm keeping my mouth shut.
475
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,961
You are not being detained.
476
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:28,865
Let me remind you that you
came here of your own free will
477
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,968
in your pajamas right
after our phone call.
478
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,538
There is the door. You can
leave whenever you want.
479
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:48,718
It was a reenactment.
480
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,422
We couldn't film inside,
so reenactment.
481
00:39:55,127 --> 00:39:56,693
In the meantime-
482
00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:58,061
¶¶¶
483
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:17,680
The whole world was
going crazy for Joe.
484
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:49,646
Ladies, who wants my big
gun tonight? Boom, boom!
485
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,882
Hello.
486
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:56,686
Boom. Boom. Boom!
487
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,025
Oh.
488
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:04,260
Fuck!
489
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,833
Sorry.
490
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,101
Sorry.
491
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,774
Ow, ow, cramp, cramp.
492
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,213
You haven't seen it yet, right?
493
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:28,251
-Ouch, easy! Easy!
-Alright, that's okay.
494
00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:30,520
Of course, you haven't
seen it. We'll show you.
495
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,245
Could that be Joe?
496
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,696
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Thanks, darling.
497
00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:44,601
But, you know, I--
I got positive vibes,
498
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,805
vibes that could
come only from Joe.
499
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,641
And my wife is never wrong.
500
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,812
They think they're so clever.
501
00:41:56,748 --> 00:42:00,717
But you can't fool an old
paranoid conspiracy
theorist like me.
502
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,320
It's been parked there since I
was interrogated by the police.
503
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,922
But now I'll take care of it.
504
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,558
[Kacy] It's our
neighbors, darling.
505
00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,962
He parks it there every night.
506
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:20,019
I don't buy it.
507
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,070
Nevertheless, we had
to do something for Joe.
508
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,140
We could head to Jaeger.
509
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,775
He was too smart for that.
510
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:29,279
-What we needed
was some bait to--
-[doorbell ringing]
511
00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:32,282
Kacy, dear, were you
expecting anyone?
512
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:35,184
Please don't tell me
it's the Smiths
513
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:38,755
because I really don't
think my karma could
handle them right now.
514
00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:41,791
That woman always
complaining about everybody,
515
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:45,361
making those faces like
[making fun] "I'm so
much better than them."
516
00:42:45,363 --> 00:42:50,033
-Actually, I am not
expecting anyone and--
-[knocking on door]
517
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:57,040
--the Smiths, they
moved to Provence
at least five years ago.
518
00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:01,945
[doorbell ringing]
519
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:09,218
Oh, fuck, we are going to die.
520
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,022
Tell Kacy I love her.
521
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,192
Sweetheart, don't come in here.
522
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:21,831
So? This is how you
welcome an old friend?
523
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:30,073
A little longer.
524
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:35,111
Just a bit more.
525
00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,115
Ah, Joe.
526
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,395
Those sad eyes.
527
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,932
[thunder rolling]
528
00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:07,110
[Tony] You remember this one?
529
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,881
Or this? How could you
forget Police Vs Cop?
530
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,116
Fantastic.
531
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,151
Ah!
532
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,131
And he's my favorite of all.
533
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,701
Hi-ya!
534
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,136
It's good.
535
00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:37,140
Oh, this, this is incredible.
536
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:46,115
I didn't even know
all this stuff existed.
537
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,116
Cool.
538
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,900
So much sadness.
539
00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,401
I had to do something.
540
00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:16,713
What are you doing?
541
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:19,949
Those times are over.
542
00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,088
No, no, it's not
what you're thinking.
543
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:29,859
But if you look
at me like that-
544
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:34,097
I said no.
545
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:40,236
Place your palms against mine.
546
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,271
I'll transfer you
some positive energy.
547
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,440
I can do without.
548
00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,475
I'm loaded.
549
00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:47,543
I'm so loaded I could explode.
550
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:50,213
He's tripping on shrooms.
551
00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:56,085
He took some today
to get some painting
done in the early morning
552
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,187
and the effects
haven't worn off yet.
553
00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:01,791
He calls it creative boost.
554
00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:08,030
Can you feel it, Joe?
Is it coming?
555
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:14,437
-Honestly, I--
-It's too soon, Joe,
but it will come.
556
00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,211
Place your forehead
against mine.
557
00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:27,416
[sighs]
558
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,319
There, now you should feel it.
559
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:38,861
You know what?
I'm tired, really tired.
560
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:43,833
It's you.
561
00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:46,903
It's your portrait.
562
00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,510
I did it with my body.
563
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,318
The interview.
564
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:10,059
What I was trying to say
is that living for over two
hundred years is crap.
565
00:47:10,061 --> 00:47:12,028
I'm sick of it, bored.
566
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:15,498
I don't know what
happiness is anymore.
567
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:21,204
I had to switch identities
so many times because
people start asking questions.
568
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:24,106
So what would you say
to them? "Hey, you know
I'm fucking immortal?"
569
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,241
He admitted it.
570
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:28,561
He really was immortal.
571
00:47:28,562 --> 00:47:31,880
And also I cannot stand to see
others die while I don't change
a single fucking second.
572
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:37,253
I tried to hang
myself, beheading,
hara-kiri, electrocution.
573
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,188
I've filmed every
single attempt.
574
00:47:40,091 --> 00:47:43,059
I wouldn't recommend
electrocution, by the way.
575
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,660
It melts your eyes.
576
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,096
All the vitreous
humor comes out.
577
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,298
It looks like egg white.
578
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,100
Nothing works.
579
00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:52,301
I'm still here.
580
00:47:58,509 --> 00:47:59,976
We will help you out.
581
00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,518
And Joe smiled.
582
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,689
A smile that warmed my heart.
583
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,899
¶¶¶
584
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,475
[buzzer]
585
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,658
[buzzer]
586
00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:01,404
[buzzer]
587
00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:18,187
[buzzer]
588
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,267
[buzzer]
589
00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:32,702
[buzzer]
590
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:34,270
[buzzer]
591
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,172
[buzzer]
592
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:37,139
[buzzer]
593
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,107
[buzzer]
594
00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,075
[buzzer]
595
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:39,542
[buzzer]
596
00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,224
[buzzer]
597
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,995
Nothing. Nothing works.
598
00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:03,432
Uh, you-- you have something.
599
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:06,602
-Where?
-Let me.
600
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,679
Vegan sausages.
601
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,714
Do you want some?
602
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:29,025
After all that activity,
I am super starving.
603
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:34,130
We had to do something for
poor Joe as soon as possible.
604
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:37,366
Something inside
me was burning;
605
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:42,505
an idea that was slowly
getting clear and that
could do the trick.
606
00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:47,276
Yes, absolutely starving.
607
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:11,600
You motherfucking son
of a white trash bitch.
608
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:14,837
I-- I called her.
609
00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:17,773
Didn't expect such a reaction.
610
00:51:19,811 --> 00:51:22,411
She always had her own
way of showing love to me.
611
00:51:45,136 --> 00:51:47,169
Things seem to have
quieted down.
612
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:49,271
Look over my shoulder.
613
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,407
Leave them alone.
614
00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:53,209
But this is good stuff.
615
00:51:56,414 --> 00:51:58,481
One last karaoke, please?
616
00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:04,620
I'd love to sing.
617
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,322
And she's very good at it.
618
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:11,627
So it's a yes?
619
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,536
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
620
00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,670
It's okay.
621
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,372
It's okay.
622
00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:25,141
¶¶¶
623
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:00,609
This is good, man.
624
00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:02,912
I know.
625
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,282
Kacy and I grow it ourselves.
626
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,884
Only farm-to-table
goods with us.
627
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,719
-How fucked up.
-Mm-hm.
628
00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,528
Are you still able
to read palms?
629
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,634
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
630
00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:28,938
Come on, surely
you must remember.
631
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,710
[Joe] You're stoned.
I don't need to piss.
632
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,518
Oh, Anwa used to read palms.
633
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:44,887
That's--
634
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,990
That's-- oh my!
635
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:52,928
-What?
-That's the solution I
was trying to remember.
636
00:53:55,967 --> 00:53:57,283
Anwa.
637
00:53:57,284 --> 00:53:58,600
Okay, no idea what
you're talking about.
638
00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:01,937
Anwa.
639
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:08,510
Anwa was one of Tony's
first love interests.
640
00:54:08,512 --> 00:54:14,416
She was fifteen and taught
him all about love.
641
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:17,620
Those black eyes, dark as night.
642
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:19,822
I'll never forget them.
643
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,957
Anwa is a shaman.
644
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:26,695
According to Tony, she is
one of the most powerful
shamans he's ever met.
645
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:29,732
[Tony] One time she bought
a dead cat back to life
646
00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:32,001
and he was angry as fuck
and we had to kill him.
647
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:38,007
She removed a cast from Tony.
648
00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,810
For some time he was
convinced that he was damned
649
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:49,718
because every time we
attempted to make love,
suddenly he couldn't get it up.
650
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:54,923
"It's that witch that lives
across the street," he said,
651
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:58,827
"She did it because
I refused to get dressed
652
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:01,664
because I was painting
with my body in the garden."
653
00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,302
That's it.
654
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:09,305
I'm done. We can
leave if you want.
655
00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:10,439
Give me a second.
656
00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:13,575
Can you feel this breeze?
657
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:17,479
It's Mother Gaia caressing us.
658
00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:19,615
Wonderful.
659
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,579
This must be the place.
660
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:05,694
Tony loves paying
surprise visits.
661
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,163
I admit I'm a little excited.
662
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:15,904
[Perro] Hello.
663
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:20,409
Why did you come? It's you.
664
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:21,710
-Yes.
-[Perro] It's you.
665
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,578
Yes.
666
00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,381
[Perro] It's you.
667
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:28,484
Oh, finally, you find me.
668
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,388
I've been waiting ten years.
669
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:36,759
But finally you find me,
the mighty Perro Callejero.
670
00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:42,131
Perro...
671
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:47,002
Okay, okay, you can
stop hugging me, huh?
672
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:49,705
Okay.
673
00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,907
-Is Anwa at home?
-Who?
674
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:55,411
Anwa, the greatest
shaman of all time.
675
00:56:55,413 --> 00:57:01,517
Wait, you tell me
you're not here for the
interview with the mighty,
676
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:05,154
only one and only
Perro Callejero?
677
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:11,593
-What interview?
-I think this is going to take
longer than we expected.
678
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:12,861
Make yourself comfortable.
679
00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:14,763
Yeah, I want to see
where this is going.
680
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,933
Well, actually-
681
00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:21,837
-[Joe] You still
can't say no, right?
-[Kacy] You bet.
682
00:57:23,641 --> 00:57:25,574
Yes, yes.
683
00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:29,562
The interview with me.
684
00:57:29,563 --> 00:57:33,549
Okay, I wait ten years for
the interview to happen with
the mighty Perro Callejero.
685
00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:36,051
-Enough. Do you want
to see my signature move?
-Yes.
686
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,086
-Please.
-Hey man, we must have
come to the wrong house.
687
00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:39,588
Sorry. We're leaving.
688
00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:41,190
No.
689
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:44,159
No, no, please, don't leave.
690
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,727
Please.
691
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:47,930
I no see nobody for ten years.
692
00:57:48,732 --> 00:57:50,899
It's you I dream.
693
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:53,469
Please.
694
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:55,070
Please stay.
695
00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:57,539
Hello, greetings, my fans.
696
00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,542
You know maybe
many of you wonder
697
00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:04,947
what happened
to Perro Callejero.
698
00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:07,649
Shut up.
699
00:58:09,753 --> 00:58:14,089
Perro Callejero, and my
manager and I, we say-
700
00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:17,726
he say maybe you team up,
maybe it's time to disappear.
701
00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:20,662
So we wanted to stage
a little disappearing act.
702
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,731
We go away for ten years.
703
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:24,600
And I come to here,
704
00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:29,972
and I hide and I disappear
and I come back to the nature,
705
00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:35,143
back to Pollo Loco,
back to where Perro
Callejero come from,
706
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:38,847
because I need to come and
relax and come time for me.
707
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:42,050
My manager say don't worry,
they come to find you.
708
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:44,219
And finally you found me.
709
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:46,255
Finally you find me.
710
00:58:46,257 --> 00:58:47,856
But now I come back.
711
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:51,293
And I got a message
for Calabron.
712
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:55,631
Calabron, remember me?
Remember my face, Calabron?
713
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,533
Remember that time
when I take your face
714
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:01,336
and I smash you into? And I
do the last move I ever made.
715
00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:03,338
I come back,
716
00:59:05,309 --> 00:59:07,976
but not without you.
717
00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:09,945
Thank you. And this is my story.
718
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:13,982
[Joe] Totally worth it.
719
00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:18,320
Come on fellas, we
should get moving.
720
00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:20,289
We have a shaman to find.
721
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:23,225
-Fellas?
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
722
00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:25,227
Hey, don't go.
723
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:30,632
I want one match
with any one of you.
724
00:59:30,634 --> 00:59:34,670
-Whatever you want,
El Perro Callejero.
-No, no, no.
725
00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:35,304
You.
726
00:59:41,779 --> 00:59:45,914
-Why? Why did you do that?
-I-- I-- I don't know.
727
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:46,848
Is he okay?
728
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:49,618
Perro.
729
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:50,686
Perro.
730
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,323
We'd better go. Now.
731
00:59:54,325 --> 00:59:57,993
Yes, I'd like to speak with
Madam Bones if it's possible.
732
00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,361
That's her stage name.
733
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,665
What do you mean she's dead?
734
01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:07,503
I see.
735
01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:09,338
And I'd like to speak
with Miss Blackheart then.
736
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:15,711
Could you repeat that
please? Yes, yes. Okay.
737
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:19,848
Thanks for stopping.
738
01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:22,784
I need a moment.
739
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:25,687
[Tony] Send your positive
energy to her in the sky.
740
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:29,291
Anwa, can you hear us?
741
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:32,661
This is for you, sweet Anwa.
742
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:40,202
These last days
have been intense.
743
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,938
These two deserve to be immortal
744
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,341
and to spend together
every fucking day
745
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,810
for all eternity.
746
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:52,014
Look what happened.
747
01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:56,251
That guy was as hard as a rock.
748
01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:58,353
What? Anwa?
749
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:02,224
Poor, poor thing.
750
01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,359
Today I lost a
piece of my heart.
751
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:11,466
But I look ahead to
the future and I see
that there's hope for Joe.
752
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,035
And this comforts me.
753
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:39,961
I'm not the climber I once was.
754
01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:47,002
We are almost here
at Miss Blackheart's
farm, Anwa 's daughter.
755
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:50,172
Apparently, she became
a shaman just as
good as her mother.
756
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:51,973
[breathing heavily]
757
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:07,889
Jasmine.
758
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:08,824
Jasmine.
759
01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:09,791
Dad!
760
01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:13,795
Oh my.
761
01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:16,364
What did she say again?
762
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,433
I knew you'd come back one day.
763
01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:27,142
Anwa became pregnant with
Jasmine just before I met Kacy.
764
01:02:27,144 --> 01:02:30,278
I was in love with a lot
of women at that time.
765
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,448
But Kacy, she stole
my heart right away.
766
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,818
That girl had a lot to tell us.
767
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:41,356
Anwa didn't tell me she was
pregnant because she could see
how strong my love for Kacy was.
768
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:45,894
Now I'm a father.
769
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:51,767
[crying]
770
01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,550
He's not crying again, right?
771
01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:14,022
So this, in broad
terms, is Joe's story.
772
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,991
It's a complicated situation.
773
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:19,227
-I'm not sure if I can--
-Don't worry, sweetheart.
774
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,296
I know you can make it.
775
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:22,831
I can try.
776
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:27,002
Well, we have already
tried everything.
777
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:28,603
One more try won't kill anyone.
778
01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,006
It's a complex ritual.
779
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,141
It requires significant
groundwork.
780
01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:36,378
I have all the time
in the world.
781
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:39,581
-What does this
ritual consist of?
-It's a transfer ritual.
782
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,450
So we transfer his immortality
to another spirit.
783
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:49,157
And what about the
spirit to whom you
transfer his immortality?
784
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,626
It doesn't matter
once they welcome it.
785
01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:54,229
Don't look at me,
I don't want it for sure.
786
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,499
I've never had a fight
with Kacy, never.
787
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,968
This was the first time.
788
01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:04,239
We both wanted to be immortal
without giving consideration
to the feelings of the other.
789
01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:10,378
I feel so guilty about telling
those horrendous things to Tony.
790
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:16,518
Thirst for power
drives you blind.
791
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,020
In the end we went for
an impartial decision.
792
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:22,224
Stop, stop!
793
01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,261
You've been bickering
for four fucking hours!
794
01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:28,663
Immortality is mine.
795
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,166
So we do as I say.
796
01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:35,237
Now come here
and grab one each.
797
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:40,909
The one who gets
the longest will have
this fucking damnation.
798
01:04:40,911 --> 01:04:42,077
Now shut it up!
799
01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:45,580
I can hardly hear myself think.
800
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,152
I won!
801
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:53,889
The Devil's Rock is there.
802
01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:08,003
It's a very ancient
and complex ritual.
803
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:10,605
It consists of four
stages in total.
804
01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:14,442
The first three are
preliminary, the fourth
one closes the circle.
805
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,612
The first one is a simple
cleansing process.
806
01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:22,417
Whatever happens,
you mustn't interfere with
the ritual or it won't work.
807
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:23,485
Do you understand?
808
01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:31,526
My heart is pounding.
809
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:34,429
I'm going to be immortal.
810
01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:37,198
I still can't believe it.
811
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,199
It will work.
812
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:40,335
This time it will.
813
01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:42,971
This is a purified stone.
814
01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:47,075
It helps to get rid of all
the impurities you've
come across on your path.
815
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:50,045
You rub it on your left
hand until completely red.
816
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:07,195
I just wanted to hold Kacy
tight and caress her.
817
01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:09,164
She was really suffering.
818
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:11,433
And all because she
wanted to help Joe.
819
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:14,202
Such a good soul.
820
01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:16,671
[Jasmine] Step two,
now on your knees,
821
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:20,775
put your hands on the rock and
don't move for any reason.
822
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,644
I'll see you in twelve hours.
823
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:32,253
You've got to let their spirits
mix with the magical energy as
it emanates from the stone
824
01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:33,989
until they become one.
825
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:36,358
It takes time to achieve this.
826
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,993
[chatting]
827
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,539
Don't relax too much.
828
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:54,376
Are you sure you haven't
taken your hand off the rock?
829
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:57,312
-Two hundred percent.
-Absolutely.
830
01:06:57,314 --> 01:06:59,114
Step three.
831
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,782
Listen to me very carefully.
832
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:04,452
For this phase you need
to have complete
sexual intercourse.
833
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:06,454
It wasn't necessary at all.
834
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:10,358
I hate that manipulative bitch.
835
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,761
Take that for everything
you put my mother through.
836
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:16,364
Don't worry, babe, do it.
837
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,732
Wouldn't be the first time.
838
01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:21,269
We don't need to shoot this.
839
01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:27,075
[Jasmine] Step four. With
this stone you have to work
your way to Joe's heart,
840
01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:29,844
then grab it with your
bare hands and devour it.
841
01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,479
[crying]
842
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,813
Eat it!
843
01:08:04,815 --> 01:08:06,614
Eat the fucking heart.
844
01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:09,250
Don't puke.
845
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,318
I can't.
846
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,320
-Eat it!
-I can't.
847
01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:14,522
I'm vegan.
848
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:16,391
Eat it!
849
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,626
Eat the fucking heart. Eat it!
850
01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:21,463
Don't puke or you'll ruin
everything we've worked for.
851
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:22,330
Eat it!
852
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:25,767
Eat us!
853
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:39,280
[coughing]
854
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:04,139
Good job.
855
01:09:05,442 --> 01:09:06,674
You're now an immortal.
856
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:18,686
That's it.
857
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:20,321
I'm no longer immortal.
858
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:21,856
And I'm gonna
prove it to you now.
859
01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:28,696
This is my last message
to the world, and all I want
to say to you before I go is
860
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:32,767
thank you.
861
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:50,852
Fuck.
862
01:09:54,591 --> 01:09:55,790
Fuck.
863
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:56,991
Fuck.
864
01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:06,801
For the first time
in ages, literally, in
ages, I'm scared to die.
865
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,236
This is awesome.
866
01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,873
Unbelievable.
867
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,909
I've been through all the
struggle and now I don't
want to die anymore.
868
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,584
If Joe no longer wants to die,
869
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:23,484
then
870
01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:27,722
it means I-
871
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,475
I've made up my mind.
872
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:33,227
I want to die of old age,
or at least I'll let nature
follow its course.
873
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:40,501
Maybe I'll call back to
Kelly on my hands and
knees, take her out to dinner
874
01:10:40,503 --> 01:10:45,506
and to the karaoke where we
will sing all night long and
we will age together finally.
875
01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:46,741
[giggles]
876
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:51,045
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
877
01:10:54,351 --> 01:10:55,817
It's an awesome feeling.
878
01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:04,292
One way or other, we had to
check if the ritual had worked.
879
01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:05,493
I hope it worked.
880
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:15,470
I asked Joe to stay a few more
days until we had verified the
effectiveness of the ritual.
881
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:19,073
I also needed some
moral support to cut
my wife into pieces.
882
01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:21,509
So, let's go with
the first test.
883
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:29,417
Ready?
884
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:33,688
No, no, no, please,
stop, stop, stop.
885
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:39,494
Maybe we could start from,
I don't know, a finger?
886
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,664
Your call. I'm just
the executioner.
887
01:11:43,566 --> 01:11:45,300
Joe, could you give
me a hand with this?
888
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:51,472
Now don't move
because I must
be surgically precise.
889
01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,307
Ready?
890
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:55,810
[screaming]
891
01:11:59,549 --> 01:12:00,515
Oops.
892
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:08,990
Joe, get me something.
893
01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:14,329
I might have cut
her a little too high.
894
01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:19,334
What a couple of fuckers.
895
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:20,535
[giggling]
896
01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:34,982
Stop.
897
01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,884
We shouldn't. We shouldn't.
898
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,465
Thanks.
899
01:12:52,769 --> 01:12:55,002
How long should it
take to grow back?
900
01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:57,138
Oh, I don't think
this is how it works.
901
01:12:57,140 --> 01:13:00,508
I guess she has to die
before she can regenerate.
902
01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:02,410
Ah.
903
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,116
I have an idea.
904
01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:10,017
Kacy.
905
01:13:13,957 --> 01:13:16,157
This reminds me
of when we first met.
906
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:18,993
Tony, focus.
907
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,762
Right.
908
01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:22,497
Kacy, listen to me.
909
01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:24,132
It doesn't work like this.
910
01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:26,768
You have to die before
you can regenerate.
911
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:29,804
Good.
912
01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:34,409
But choose carefully how
you want to die because
this is your first time
913
01:13:34,411 --> 01:13:35,643
and it has to be special.
914
01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:37,945
Very good observation.
Do you want a puff?
915
01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,885
[mumbling]
916
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:46,454
What?
917
01:13:47,891 --> 01:13:49,157
Tony...
918
01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:53,928
You are going to have to
speak louder because I'm
having trouble hearing you.
919
01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:02,970
I think she is--
920
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,024
What's the time?
921
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,695
Ah, it's 9:45 in the morning.
922
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:30,498
Cause of death, natural causes.
923
01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:33,634
Dear Kacy, look at you.
924
01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:36,137
This is her first death.
925
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:37,705
I'm so excited.
926
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:40,508
Joe.
927
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,114
-How long should it take?
-Well, how long has it been?
928
01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:49,784
I lost my sense of time
a long time ago.
929
01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:55,923
Kacy?
930
01:14:59,262 --> 01:15:00,495
Kacy.
931
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:07,768
Oh God, please don't--
Wake the fuck up, Kacy.
932
01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:08,836
Kacy!
933
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,839
Please, please, no.
934
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,307
Kacy.
935
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,909
[crying]
936
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,086
It's not your fault, man.
937
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,523
No.
938
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:30,224
Kacy.
939
01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:31,325
Kacy.
940
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,928
I'm sorry.
941
01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:42,737
[soft music]
942
01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:24,338
[siren wailing]
943
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:27,942
-[banging on door]
-Police! Open the door, sir.
944
01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:33,981
Fuck you, immortality.
945
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,026
¶¶¶
946
01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:53,354
¶¶¶
947
01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:42,036
[music ends]