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[camera shutter clicking]
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[man] Okay, yeah.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[imitates snoring]
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[exhales]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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How is that?
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It's not it. I'll tell you that.
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Oh, come on.
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It's not happening yet,
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but I swear we are almost done
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and then you can go back to bed.
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-[moans]
-Oh, no.
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Babe, it's 8:13 on a Saturday,
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I'm wearing makeup
and my nice pajamas.
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My heart rate is increasing.
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You look so beautiful.
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I'm just asking you to relax.
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-Believe me, I'm trying.
-I know.
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But also,
like, you know, look happy.
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Like smiling?
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Yeah, but, you know,
you're sleeping.
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Why would I smile
when I am asleep?
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That's creepy.
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You're not taking this
seriously.
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-I'm so serious. I'm--
-It's very frustrating to me.
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-Ooh!
-Wait.
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-Where are you going?
-[man] I love it.
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What are you doing?
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Just take the fucking photo.
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[man] Mask up, mask up.
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Ah, fine.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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I fucking love it.
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-Great. You're happy?
-Yeah.
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I am happy. Good.
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[woman exhales]
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-No.
-What?
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Nothing, it's a--
just a troll comment.
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-What? I wanna see.
-You don't have to look at it.
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[notification alert]
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-It's kind of hurtful.
-Oh, my God! What an asshole.
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Who would say that?
I'm gonna hit him back.
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You don't need to hit him back,
you're not good at insults.
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You are a stupid, ugly jerk
with an ugly, mean soul.
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Okay, so you're gonna need
more than that
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because that stuff's not
gonna really hit him that deep.
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-Okay, fucking fucker.
-That's pretty good.
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Loser living
in your whore mom's basement.
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That's more
than I think is needed.
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And I posted it.
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-Did you really post that?
-I did.
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You posted it?
My gal. Way to go.
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Yeah.
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-You don't have that big a head.
-Thank you.
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-Yeah.
-I'm sensitive about it.
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-And you're not basic.
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Yeah.
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-Can we take it down, Shep?
-We should take it down 100%.
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I think it's too much.
I was gonna say that.
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I don't really want
my co-workers
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seeing my angry post.
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But it's gone.
It's gone. It's done.
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We can take another photo later.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just enjoy the morning.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Shep exhales]
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[sad song plays]
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¶ Guess
we never talked a lot ¶
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¶ Played some records,
smoked some pot ¶
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¶ She played
Yo La Tengo first ¶
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¶ Damages just
makes things worse ¶
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¶ Damages just
makes things worse ¶
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¶ She tried to tell me
it was just for fun ¶
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¶ Easy way
for us to both get some ¶
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¶ I didn't beg
when she broke it off ¶
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¶ Nowadays
we don't talk a lot ¶
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¶ Nowadays
we don't talk a lot ¶
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What's up, Shepheads?
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Just wanted to update you
on the new piece.
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Oh, and please head over
to my Etsy page
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and order anything
you guys need.
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Birthday, anniversary, whatever.
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I got you.
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Um, actually,
speaking of anniversary,
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the one I'm working on
is actually kind of personal.
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So, Mandy and I,
we met five years ago.
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We were in college.
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She was coming off a breakup.
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I was coming off mono,
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and we just fell madly in love.
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So, we went and moved
across the country together.
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We took shifts driving.
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We bought our first house.
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My parents bought the house,
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but, you know, we picked it.
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Felt like home.
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Remember when I sold
my first piece?
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Mandy made
such a big deal out of it.
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It felt like I made it.
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Then Mandy's career took off.
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She got promoted
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and she never looked back,
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but I did help
pick out the pantsuits.
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After five years,
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there's nobody else
I'd rather be
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on this crazy road
called life with.
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And that's kind of what makes
this piece so personal.
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It's the story
of the first time we met.
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I'm living in New York
at the time.
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I'm working on some stuff
in the park.
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Out of nowhere,
this rainstorm comes.
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[coffee grinder whirring]
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[raising his voice] So I'm
scrambling to find shelter
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and I end up
under this cherry blossom tree
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and I look over
and she's there, too.
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And I mean,
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our eyes
just filled with hearts.
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And the rest is history.
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Um, all right, I gotta go, guys.
Thank you so much for watching.
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I swear I will keep you guys
updated on everything.
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Um, I gotta go.
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Shep out. Bye, guys.
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[taps key]
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[exhales]
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[FanArtista4]
OMG, you are so good.
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[Shep] You're so sweet.
Thanks for following.
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[FanArtista4]
She's a lucky girl.
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[Shep] She's the best.
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[notification alert]
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[woman] Kiss emoji.
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Oh! Fancy coffee.
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Sounds like an interesting
version of events.
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Well, that's our story.
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I mean, it's only made up
for my family for Thanksgiving,
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but that's been the story.
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Oh, I thought
we decided on the one
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where we met
at my work Christmas party
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and we were both
shit-faced on nog.
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That was a variation.
We only did that one time.
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Cousin's wedding,
racist grandma was there,
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she hears cherry blossoms,
triggers Asians in her head,
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and then
it's a horrible series of--
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Right, right, right.
Hard to keep track.
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I just mean...
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it just sounds super romantic.
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Yeah, I hope so,
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because if I don't move
some material soon,
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I am officially in a dry spell.
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[chuckles]
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[Mandy] Shep,
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I'm afraid we're going
to have to let you go.
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I think we have to come to terms
with where this is heading.
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I mean, neither of us are happy
with this situation, right?
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We both need to figure out
what's best for the team.
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You sound like one of those
HPV testing commercials.
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I'm just trying
to let him down easy.
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I can't help if my advertising
voice kicks in.
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Yeah, but if you
sugarcoat everything,
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he'll think you're not serious.
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You have to break him.
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Well, what do you
want me to say?
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Say the magic is gone.
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Say you need to feel again.
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Say things haven't been the same
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since he got you pregnant
in college
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and forced you
to give up your dreams
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to live in Burbank.
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Fuck you, Alan.
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I feel like you're bringing
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some personal baggage into this.
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What? Every couple of months,
you get all wound up
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like you're gonna end things,
and then you always bitch out.
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Well, it's not
like I don't love him.
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It just seems like we're going
through the motions.
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Something's missing.
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We don't have
any of the little batteries.
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-That's the problem.
-Guys, just get Netflix.
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I promise you,
all the shows are there.
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Just open the app,
you'll be so happy.
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How's the drawing going?
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Well, uh,
it's really good, actually.
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I got some new followers
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and some commissions
actually came in finally.
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Actually, there's something I
kind of wanted to tell you guys.
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Oh, boy.
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I got the artist residency
in Oregon.
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Had you told us
about that before?
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-That sounds fantastic, though.
-Does it pay, like a job?
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So, it's a state-run grant.
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And so, basically, I get to,
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you know, make art for a year,
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and they'll just pay
all my living expenses,
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which is really dope.
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Oh, I see.
So what happens to our tenants?
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[Shep] What happens?
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They'll be in Oregon. Just
rent out the place for a year.
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We'll be back in a year.
It won't be a big deal.
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And Mandy is okay
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pulling up stakes
just like that?
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Yeah, Mandy and I
are doing great.
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And I've been
sort of seeing this other guy.
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[woman] Really?
Another guy already?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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[woman] What's his name?
I wanna stalk him.
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[Mandy]
I don't wanna get into it.
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Mandy, I am married and at home
with two horrendous children.
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Give me this, please.
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[scoffs]
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Fine.
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His name is Nick.
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[notification alert]
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[Mandy] I met him through work.
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He's an athlete.
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Wow, I get it.
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How long
you've been hitting that?
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I haven't hit anything.
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We just talk a lot.
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Uh, I don't know what to do
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or how to tell Shep.
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Look at his fucking triceps.
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All right, great talk, Beth.
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Ooh, if you feel
this strongly about it,
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Shep's probably thinking
the same thing.
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Strip the Band-Aid off.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Good luck.
Tell Shep I said hi and...
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-Bye.
-[Beth] ...bye!
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[notification alert]
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[Nick] Hey, girl.
Just woke up thinking about you.
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Wink face.
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[Mandy chuckles]
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[buzzing]
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[upbeat music plays]
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[Mandy speaking indistinctively
on the phone]
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...by Friday, but I'm not sure
if we're going to have time
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for the team meeting
before then,
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which is what I am
actually really concerned about.
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So that will--
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I know.
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-Well, okay.
-Bye.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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-Hey!
-[Mandy] Hey, Derek.
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-Good morning. How's it going?
-Great, great.
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Um, we will have
our regular order
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of two ethical omelets
with side of greens
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instead of hash browns
this time.
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-The greens just came in.
-[cell phone ringing]
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They are super fresh and--
No phone zone!
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Really fresh.
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[laughs]
257
00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:14,979
You really take that no phone
zone thing seriously, don't you?
258
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,015
Oh, yeah.
It's all about atmosphere here.
259
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,951
-I guess so. Okay.
-Okay.
260
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,953
Um, is there any way
I can just throw in
261
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,188
the side of a biscuit?
262
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:28,126
All right.
Add one biscuit. 28.42.
263
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,963
Shep, I thought we had
an agreement, solidarity diet.
264
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,798
You know I am
slightly allergic to gluten.
265
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,450
I know.
266
00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:37,101
I promise, I'm eating real fast,
you're not gonna feel a thing.
267
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,404
[Derek] Food will be right out.
You guys have a self-caring day.
268
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,872
-[Mandy] Thank you.
-Thank you.
269
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,175
You know what it is?
270
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,976
It's like, I get that these
plays wanna be cool and hippy,
271
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,044
but like at a certain point--
272
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,146
Oh, hey!
He's on my marketing team.
273
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,148
Oh, do you wanna go talk--
I guess we wanna talk to him.
274
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,182
-Hey, guys!
-[man] How's it going?
275
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,567
What's up?
276
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,951
[man] I-- I didn't know
you liked this place.
277
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,321
Oh, I love this spot.
Bottomless mimosas.
278
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,423
-Every-- every Saturday.
-Can't go wrong.
279
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,824
-Yep.
-Yeah.
280
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,395
Oh, um, this is my... boyfriend.
281
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,297
Right, Shep.
282
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,099
You guys are still together.
283
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,901
Yep, yeah, we're still together.
284
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,069
[chuckles]
285
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,937
Mandy says you work from home.
286
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,806
That is so fun.
287
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,708
Very fun,
but actually I just got
288
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,077
this artist residency
in Oregon, so--
289
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,111
-You did?
-Yeah.
290
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,279
It's only for a year,
291
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,847
but it's gonna be really fun.
292
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,082
It's really prestigious.
293
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,217
Wow, congrats.
294
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,119
It's nice,
'cause I just don't think
295
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,454
we're corporate people,
you know.
296
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,122
So soul-sucking and sad--
297
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,024
You know,
why don't you go get us a table?
298
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,726
Okay.
299
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,860
Great talking to you, buddy.
300
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,862
Seems like a nice guy.
301
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,397
[Mandy]
He's-- He's really sweet.
302
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,733
[Shep] I mean, what a dick.
303
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,068
You're the one
who's being a dick.
304
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,136
"Is he still your boyfriend?"
305
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,337
-Well--
-That's real nice.
306
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,040
I think the hot take
from that conversation
307
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:49,941
was you getting a--
308
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,359
Artist residency.
309
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,776
Yeah, and not telling me
about it.
310
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:55,013
Well, I was gonna
tell you about it.
311
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,115
When? The day
you packed your bags?
312
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,784
No, I just figured we'd go.
313
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,453
You know my parents
will rent out the place
314
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,121
and we'll start fresh.
315
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,457
Shep, I have a life here.
316
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,127
Yeah, I know,
but it's only for a year.
317
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,729
And, by the way,
318
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,364
the Pacific Northwest
is beautiful.
319
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,000
[Mandy] I can't just
quit my job.
320
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,202
Why not?
321
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,837
I mean, honestly, why not?
322
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,371
What an adventure, you know?
323
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,175
We live in a car,
wanderlust, hashtag van life.
324
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,211
Maybe we're not
those people anymore.
325
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,265
We grew up.
326
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,150
Yeah. No, you're right.
We grew up. And you know what?
327
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,285
We'll do long-distance,
and I'm gonna make it work.
328
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,387
-You're gonna love it.
-For a year?
329
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,456
[Shep] Yes, for a year.
We'll make it work for a year.
330
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,024
What do you want to do?
Break up?
331
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,493
-I mean, commitment--
-Oh, my God!
332
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:45,163
Uh, I'm so relieved
you brought this up.
333
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,398
What did I bring up?
The residency?
334
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,102
Shep, I'm afraid
335
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,905
we're...
336
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,074
going to have to let you go.
337
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,476
Go to Oregon? Yeah. That's kind
of what we're talking about.
338
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:02,180
I think we have to come to terms
with where this is heading.
339
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,917
I mean, neither of us are happy
in this situation, right?
340
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,820
We both need to figure out
what's best for the team.
341
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,421
Team, what team?
342
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,358
We've had some great moments,
343
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,028
but change can be a good thing
for both parties.
344
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,832
Rehearsed. You rehearsed this.
345
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,100
You rehearsed
your breakup speech.
346
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,802
No.
347
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,905
Yeah.
348
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,539
Oh, this is really hard for me.
349
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,342
I-- You just
brought it up so casually.
350
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,545
-I was kidding.
-Oh.
351
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,080
I was so clearly kidding.
352
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,116
So that's it?
353
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,151
So you just wanna end
this relationship right now?
354
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,953
I-- I don't know.
355
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,956
Did I change?
Did I lose the spark?
356
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,292
It's not you, it's me?
Either, you know, euphemisms.
357
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,159
Shep...
358
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,227
[beeping]
359
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,095
...I have to tell you--
360
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,931
-Is that mine?
-I don't know.
361
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,532
What-- what if we do
couples therapy?
362
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,435
Or we can get a dog.
Or we can, you know, maybe--
363
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,571
Shep, you need to see this.
364
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,409
"Ballistic missile inbound."
365
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,411
[Mandy] Gotta be a fake, right?
366
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,912
I'll verify.
367
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,885
-It's on my phone, too.
-It's on all my news alerts.
368
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,054
Hashtag pray for LA
is already trending.
369
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,058
[car alarm goes off]
370
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,093
[Mandy] Holy shit.
371
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,278
[dog barking]
372
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,462
[Shep] People are freaking out.
373
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,131
We wouldn't be able to see
anything yet, right?
374
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,067
-Would we?
-No, we wouldn't.
375
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,202
Forty-five minutes to an hour
for a missile to make it
376
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,071
from Southeast Asia to here,
unless, of course,
377
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,606
it's intercepted
by a defense missile.
378
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,307
-[Shep] Oh, my God!
-This is fucking crazy!
379
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,076
[Shep] The neighbors
are packing their dog.
380
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,878
Are we still breaking up?
381
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,881
[PA] All personnel
take shelter immediately.
382
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,149
[reporter] Los Angeles
has the worst gridlock.
383
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,384
[reporter 2]
Desperate parents put
384
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,552
their children into containers.
385
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,120
[reporter 3]
The terrifying message
386
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,322
screened across cell phones
throughout the city.
387
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,025
The exact payload
of these alleged missiles
388
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,393
is anyone's guess.
389
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,228
[reporter 4]
They do know that it is headed
390
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,930
straight to Los Angeles.
391
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,899
Next up,
we'll have tips and tricks
392
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,034
on how to avoid the blast
and best stay alive
393
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,335
during these dark moments.
394
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,270
Oh, my God!
395
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,438
Get under your desk, kids.
396
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,641
Nuclear holocaust is coming.
397
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,542
-Oh, my God!
-Fuck!
398
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,412
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.
399
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,080
I never went
to Harry Potter Land.
400
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,382
-What land?
-[Shep] Harry Potter Land.
401
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,900
It's an amusement park,
402
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,417
and you get to drink Butterbeer
and you get sorted.
403
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,987
-I'll never get sorted--
-You're freaking out!
404
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,023
-Just breathe!
-Okay, yeah.
405
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,557
I actually feel
a lot better that I--
406
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,060
Shut the fuck up, Shep!
We're not gonna die!
407
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,095
Sorry, sorry.
Fight or flight response.
408
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,397
Okay. It's okay.
409
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,098
Let's just take a deep breath.
410
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,367
[siren wailing in the distance]
411
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,103
[both exhale]
412
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,707
Okay, now
let's not do anything rash
413
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,609
like end our relationship.
414
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,944
Not really the time.
415
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,078
Well, was there ever a time?
416
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,413
[notification alert]
417
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,952
People are getting out of town.
418
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,053
-Flight!
-Flight!
419
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,220
[Shep]
I'm gonna grab some stuff.
420
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,989
[Mandy] Meet me at the car
in five minutes.
421
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,126
You changed?
We're on a timeline.
422
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,728
I got sweat.
423
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,329
-You're bringing the mixer?
-It's my favorite appliance.
424
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,098
Plus, you're bringing
all those Nintendo's.
425
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,700
Yeah, 'cause they increase
in value
426
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,401
both financially
and sentimentally.
427
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,337
We are not bringing
your hard drives.
428
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,105
This is my life's work.
429
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,606
You can always draw
more pictures.
430
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,742
Wow, you're a monster.
431
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,044
Fine, then we're making space
for my scrapbooks.
432
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,063
Okay, yes, but--
433
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,081
But what? Your sentimental shit
is more important than mine?
434
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,316
Okay, okay, okay.
We just need to go.
435
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,384
We need to go, please.
436
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,019
I'm gonna take my guitar.
437
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,154
-You've never played it.
-I might. I might.
438
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,991
How is this going in?
Have you ever played Tetris?
439
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,059
-101 is backed up.
-Thanks for the update.
440
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,661
Yeah, well, the 45
might be worse, I don't know.
441
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,629
-Are you using Waze?
-Of course, I'm using Waze.
442
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,365
101, take it. We're good.
443
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,466
-Better be right.
-I will be.
444
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,001
-Keep an eye on the road.
-I am. I am.
445
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,535
There are people.
There are people in the road.
446
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,536
[Mandy] I get it.
447
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,338
[car horns honking]
448
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,606
[Shep]
Why did we listen to Waze?
449
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,475
Why did we ever listen to Waze?
450
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,743
[Mandy sighs]
451
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,212
Yeah, I'm not doing this. Okay?
452
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,480
I don't wanna be
stuck in traffic
453
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,781
if we're gonna get blown up.
454
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,116
All right, let's go back.
455
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,317
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
456
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,351
We're going back.
457
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,120
Heads up.
458
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,054
We're coming back.
459
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,459
Okay.
460
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,662
All right, all we gotta do is
we gotta find
461
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,064
some place
we can get to on foot.
462
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,365
-[notification alert]
-[Nick] You okay?
463
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,501
Let me know
if you need a place to be.
464
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,369
[Shep] Please, we cannot find--
465
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,271
Ten fucking minutes.
466
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,640
What?
467
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,675
We spent ten whole minutes
468
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,377
sitting in traffic and--
469
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,479
and I don't know how much time
we have left
470
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,481
because every single
news organization,
471
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,650
they're all saying
something different,
472
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,218
and that's ten whole minutes
473
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,287
that I could have spent on--
on--
474
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,156
On what? On yelling at me?
475
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,424
Yeah!
476
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,462
I don't know.
477
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,731
[sobs]
478
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,633
[siren wailing in the distance]
479
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,135
[Mandy sighs]
480
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,570
[Shep] Look, I'm scared too.
481
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,707
And if you want me to go,
or if you wanna go, whatever--
482
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,576
whatever makes you feel
most comfortable,
483
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,511
it is totally okay with me.
484
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,748
This is as safe as anywhere.
485
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,817
This is home.
486
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,627
And so, but to be clear, though,
we are still together?
487
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,831
We can-- we can break up
after the world ends.
488
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,300
Okay? What do we do now?
489
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,569
[siren wailing in the distance]
490
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,437
I've got some ideas.
491
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,173
¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
492
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,709
¶ Clock in
when the mood strikes ¶
493
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,344
¶ I do what a boss likes ¶
494
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,745
¶ Slow pokes,
they look twice ¶
495
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,280
¶ Cold bitch, I'm a klondike ¶
496
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,749
¶ Fuck boys get curved tough ¶
497
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,217
¶ When a girl gang,
gang roll up ¶
498
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,718
¶ Make a beeline
for the green room ¶
499
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,120
¶ I get money to show up ¶
500
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,654
¶ I'm speaking at grad night ¶
501
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,223
¶ I'm living that rap life ¶
502
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,491
¶ I'm sleeping like a baby ¶
503
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,892
¶ I work hard
and I act right ¶
504
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,494
¶ I'm that chick,
smoke paper planes ¶
505
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,529
¶ Pull bad boys
on my lunch break ¶
506
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,370
Ooh, I have never done that
before. I have no clue.
507
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,805
Do you have
any more nails or screws?
508
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,475
Do you really think
all this is necessary?
509
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,744
Uh, yeah,
there's looters outside.
510
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,779
Like, these boarded up windows,
is, like, all we have.
511
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,780
Good call.
512
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,217
Are you ready for this?
513
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,318
Ready for what?
514
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,288
Three, two, one.
515
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,322
¶ Ta-da ¶
516
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,626
[sighs]
517
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,660
Really?
518
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,794
As far as coffins go,
519
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,396
this one isn't that bad.
520
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,534
Are you gonna come in?
521
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,571
[Shep sighing] Okay, all right.
What did you make?
522
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,939
-[Mandy] Come on!
-[Shep] What did you do?
523
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,774
-[Mandy] Come on!
[Shep] Oh, look at this.
524
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,310
As panic breaks out
all across the city,
525
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,312
Fred Marzula
brings us breaking news
526
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,713
from our LA streets.
527
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,751
-[Fred] Sir, sir!
-I can't.
528
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,920
-What is it that you're doing?
-It's bullshit. It's bullshit.
529
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,822
The freeways are not designed
to handle this kind of mass--
530
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,224
this kind of mass panic.
531
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,492
I gotta paddle out of here.
532
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,726
[Fred] You're gonna try
533
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,195
to make a clear shot to safety
534
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,496
-on the LA River?
-What?
535
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,498
I don't know if it's gonna work,
but I got a try.
536
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,367
Godspeed to you.
537
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,403
[man shouts]
538
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,639
What is this? What is the news?
Why do we watch this?
539
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,308
[Fred] I can't, Kim.
540
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,210
[sobbing]
It's my kid's birthday today.
541
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,345
I missed the last seven.
I'm-- God!
542
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,780
[Shep] People watch
other people panic.
543
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,381
Meanwhile, they spend no time
544
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,849
with the ones
they actually care about.
545
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,219
Yeah, totally.
546
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,321
-I'm gonna try and call Beth.
-Okay.
547
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,990
It's sort of the opposite
of what I was trying to--
548
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,792
[Fred crying]
549
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,593
Well, it's like
he's crying super hard.
550
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,262
[Fred screams]
551
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,563
Well...
552
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,632
Mandy, we have been
friends forever.
553
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,267
You know how I feel about you.
554
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,935
Come on, just say it back.
555
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,238
-I don't need to say it back.
-You're crazy.
556
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,573
Just say, "I love you."
Don't be weird about it.
557
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,308
[Beth] You're the one
who's being weird about it.
558
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,776
You're gonna be fine.
559
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,445
It's just a scare. That's all.
560
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,980
What if it's not?
561
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,382
What if-- what if this
is the last time we talk?
562
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,551
Well, if you're worried
about it, you can go out there
563
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,787
and find yourself some group
of bearded Doomsday Preppers,
564
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,789
but they are going
to expect things.
565
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,491
You're such an asshole.
566
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,592
[Beth exhales]
567
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,962
You too.
568
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,297
Call me later.
569
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,999
Okay. I will.
570
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,700
-[Beth] Bye!
-Bye.
571
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,940
[father] What do you mean
there's nowhere to go?
572
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,375
[mother]
Did you try the airport?
573
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,443
Yep, yep. We tried the airport.
574
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,545
Um, there's just--
575
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,281
Everybody's trying the airport.
So, that's--
576
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,915
What are you talking about?
Don't think negative.
577
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,518
-Try Delta. Try Delta.
-Nobody flies Delta.
578
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,552
Exactly.
579
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:29,820
Delta? Guys, please.
580
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,956
Let's stay focused here. Uh...
581
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,457
Oh, boy. You know--
582
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,992
Look, you are overreacting.
583
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,395
This is one
of those false flag operations,
584
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,696
just like Korea.
585
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,031
That's not what CNN is saying.
586
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,565
Oh, don't get me started
on them.
587
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,867
That Anderson Cooper...
588
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,535
Oh, I love you both so much.
589
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,937
Please just shut up.
590
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,573
I think I'm in serious trouble.
591
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:52,343
And I know
I'm kind of a screw-up
592
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,579
and a loser, and, um,
593
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,881
you've basically had
to support me
594
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,416
my entire adult life,
595
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,750
and I never say thank you
596
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,654
because I'm embarrassed
about it,
597
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,922
but...
598
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,392
thank you so much.
599
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,594
You're just the best.
600
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:12,863
I'm just so lucky
that you're my parents
601
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,000
And I love you both.
602
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,436
-Mom.
-[static noise]
603
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,370
Dad. Mom.
604
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,472
Yep.
605
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,640
[sighs]
606
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,376
God.
607
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,744
This sucks.
608
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,016
[Shep talking in the distance]
609
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,721
[Shep] How much it meant to me,
610
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,856
how much it affected my life
611
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:43,527
and that I love each
and every one of you so much--
612
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,463
-Oh, fuck off.
-Mandy.
613
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,865
We could die at any moment,
and you're sobbing to your fans?
614
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,368
-We all grieve in our own ways.
-They are strangers that bought
615
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,769
some of your sketches
on the internet.
616
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,287
These are not strangers.
617
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,804
You should be thinking about me,
Shep, not these assholes.
618
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,107
What do you want me
to think about?
619
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,808
Okay, you know what, Mandy?
620
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,144
Here we go.
621
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,146
Fine.
622
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,447
Here it is.
623
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,752
You have my undivided attention.
What's up?
624
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:12,423
Is this near-death thing
making you super horny?
625
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,794
That is not what I thought
you were gonna say.
626
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,530
-Yeah.
-Yeah, me, too.
627
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,586
I can't believe
we're doing this.
628
00:23:24,587 --> 00:23:26,404
-It's been like two months.
-You've been keeping track?
629
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,538
I have to keep track. I mean--
630
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,839
Well, since this is
our last night,
631
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,541
we should make it count.
632
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,614
[Mandy] Ah,
this is working for me. Yeah.
633
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,949
Oh, oh, I think we have to go
a little bit higher.
634
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,418
Yeah, yeah.
635
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,086
-Oh, oh, that's nice.
-Yeah.
636
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,422
[Mandy] Ah, ah, yeah.
637
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,689
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
638
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:47,024
-That's it.
-I don't like it.
639
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,843
I don't like this at all.
640
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,661
-This hurts me.
-Just-- just keep going.
641
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:51,829
Keep going, yeah.
642
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,431
-Yeah.
-Off. I want you off.
643
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,032
[Mandy] That's good. Come on,
just a little bit longer.
644
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,434
Mandy!
645
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,835
-[Shep groans]
-[Mandy] All right.
646
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,937
Oh, oh, time out.
647
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,705
Time out. Oh, I don't--
648
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,040
I'm out. I'm out.
649
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,508
-Okay.
-[Shep] Yeah.
650
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:05,621
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
651
00:24:05,622 --> 00:24:06,733
-This is good.
-Yeah, this is good.
652
00:24:06,734 --> 00:24:07,845
-Yeah, this works.
-Yeah, I'm doing it right.
653
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,263
-Yeah.
-That's it.
654
00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:10,680
-Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got it.
-I'm in there.
655
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,916
Ridiculous.
656
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,651
[Mandy] My right leg goes--
657
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,920
I'm not
an American Ninja Warrior guy.
658
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,756
That's impossible.
I can't physically do that.
659
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:21,559
And then you just spin my body
underneath you?
660
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,494
I think I spin.
661
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,228
You spin?
662
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,531
Did you finish?
663
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,532
Yeah.
664
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:29,700
That was great.
665
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:31,669
[Mandy chuckles]
666
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,207
Actually,
I don't wanna lie to you.
667
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:39,510
I didn't, and that wasn't
great at all.
668
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,813
Thank you for being honest.
669
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,783
Um, yeah,
it was terrible for me.
670
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,684
I was scared.
671
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:47,885
[Mandy chuckles]
672
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,054
But you came, more than once.
673
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,188
Yeah.
674
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,223
I mean, that's not--
675
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,190
You can't go off that.
676
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,526
Guy's come, easy.
677
00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,895
It's not tricky.
678
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,231
Well, at least you had fun,
you know. I just--
679
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,233
It's my last day on Earth,
680
00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,001
and I didn't even
have an orgasm.
681
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,138
Oh, that's so sad.
682
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,940
-Oh, no.
-I'm so sorry.
683
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,209
-It's not your fault.
-I'm sorry.
684
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,844
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
685
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,846
I just wanted it to be special
686
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,116
and just not another
Tuesday night, you know?
687
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,020
-Are we that boring?
-A little bit.
688
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,889
That's why you don't throw down
with me anymore?
689
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,191
No, we just got out of sync.
690
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,060
That's why you got
that new vibrator?
691
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,631
Uh, how do you know about that?
692
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,734
Literally, I go to the door,
and there's this package,
693
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:37,868
and it says "Vibes Firm."
694
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,904
[Mandy laughs]
695
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,039
And I was like,
"Well, that's obvious."
696
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,074
And then I just sat there
with it sad.
697
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:46,944
-[Mandy laughs]
-[Shep chuckles]
698
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,847
Well, I--
You know, my last one wore out.
699
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,682
-You wore it out?
-Well, it broke.
700
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,284
-You broke it?
-Then it wore out.
701
00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:55,319
You broke and wore it out?
702
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:56,854
What did you do
to that poor thing?
703
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,622
You know, sometimes
it just happens.
704
00:25:58,624 --> 00:25:59,957
It's a normal thing.
705
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,559
You rubbed it out so many times
706
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,260
that the rubbing out device
quit.
707
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,162
-It gave up on life.
-You're not funny.
708
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,864
-I'm kind of funny.
-No.
709
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,199
Come on, what's there
to be embarrassed about?
710
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,169
You know, we've both been busy.
711
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,805
We've both been really busy.
712
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,707
When a couple's been together
for four years,
713
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:20,010
sometimes things
just naturally slow down.
714
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,579
Five years.
715
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,213
[Mandy] Sure, sure.
Whatever you want to call it.
716
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,782
Five years. I mean, it's been--
717
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,617
I call it five years,
it's five years.
718
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,253
Yeah, just don't take it
personally, you know?
719
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,322
Plus, we've got
all this added pressure
720
00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:33,057
of the end of the world
right now.
721
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,693
Yeah, there is
a lot of pressure.
722
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,128
[Shep] I wish we just
could do something
723
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,263
to, like, relieve it all.
724
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,667
I've got an idea.
725
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:44,602
[water splashes]
726
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,936
Oh, my God!
727
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,706
I cannot believe
we are genuinely talking
728
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,108
about drinking the Kool-Aid.
729
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,343
Swear?
730
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,679
What am I swearing to?
731
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,382
Once the time comes,
732
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:01,251
we both take a huge swig of this
733
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,687
and we'll be together
at the end.
734
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,357
Okay.
735
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,127
[Shep chuckles]
736
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,796
Sorry, I'm nervous.
It's my first suicide pact.
737
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,264
I don't know
if it's a kill shot,
738
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:17,835
but it will at least numb
any chance of feeling any pain.
739
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:20,838
-In theory.
-Well, we don't have a gun.
740
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,740
Maybe we could asphyxiate
each other?
741
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,643
Oh, please, you don't have
the balls to kill yourself.
742
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,078
I absolutely do.
743
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,748
Ooh, don't worry,
when you need me,
744
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,915
I've got your back, buddy.
745
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,350
Do not touch me
746
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:34,952
after saying
something like that.
747
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:35,919
That's horrific.
748
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,087
I meant it.
749
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,157
I don't wanna die yet.
750
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,693
Do you wanna have,
like, a final meal or something?
751
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,095
-Yeah.
-Okay.
752
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,264
Let's eat.
753
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,767
[laughs]
754
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,135
[Shep] This popcorn
is the best thing
755
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,436
that ever happened to me.
756
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:57,408
[Mandy mumbles]
757
00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,076
I have no clue
what you just said,
758
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,711
but I loved every minute of it.
759
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:02,246
Holy fuck, I miss gluten.
760
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,882
For the life of me,
I don't understand
761
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,950
why people shit on it so much.
762
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,286
Some people have celiac disease
763
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:12,322
and it kind of makes you fat.
764
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,858
Yeah, but you just don't eat it
'cause it's fashionable.
765
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,360
Shut up!
766
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,861
You read it in a magazine
and you did it.
767
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,163
That's how you make
life decisions.
768
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,230
-[Mandy] Shut up.
-It's true.
769
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,832
Don't hit me with bread.
770
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:22,966
I'm saying it.
771
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,201
That was fun.
772
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,736
I'm just saying I feel
773
00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,838
like we don't talk like this
anymore.
774
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,139
-Stop hitting me.
-What do you mean?
775
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,375
We don't talk. We never talk.
776
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,144
What? I talk to you
all the time.
777
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,914
No. Like talk, talk, you know?
778
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,383
Like, we talk, but, like,
we used to talk about nothing.
779
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:40,784
Remember, like, nothing.
780
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:42,019
[Mandy] Mm...
781
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:46,423
I miss being excited
to tell you all my stories
782
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,926
and making you laugh.
783
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,027
[Shep chuckles]
784
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:52,162
It was so romantic.
785
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:54,431
Why don't we talk about it
right now?
786
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,367
I don't-- What do you
gotta say to me?
787
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,002
[Shep] It was an empty promise
788
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,471
and I didn't have anything
ready to go.
789
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,306
What if we write it down?
790
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,809
Like, make obituaries
for each other?
791
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,377
[Shep] Yeah.
792
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,413
Well, that's so dark.
I love it. Let's do it.
793
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,981
[Shep hits the table]
It is happening.
794
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,050
-We're doing it.
-Let's do it.
795
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,018
I used to be a lot cooler.
I feel like--
796
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,487
It's something out of the bread.
797
00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:20,491
Oh, you were never cool.
798
00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,327
But that's what I liked
about you.
799
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,465
[Mandy chuckles]
800
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,168
That's the best thing
I've ever written.
801
00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,403
-I'm ready.
-All right, me too.
802
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:37,307
One, two, three.
803
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,343
Enjoy.
804
00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:40,344
Here we go.
805
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,512
[clears his throat]
806
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,215
"Shepherd Ellie Keller
liked to cook, take selfies,
807
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,050
was great at drawing pictures."
Those are true.
808
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:50,020
Ooh, I like the way
that sounded.
809
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,555
Very good.
This a good obituary so far.
810
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,240
Thank you.
811
00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:54,924
"I'll never forget the day
Shep and I first met,
812
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,193
when I was backpacking
in Europe.
813
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,028
There was no room
on the train to Paris,
814
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,030
he gave up his seat for me,
and I felt obliged
815
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,266
to buy him dinner
when we arrived."
816
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,400
What?
817
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,369
That's our meet-cute story.
818
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,571
That's the story I thought
we were on the same page about.
819
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:10,841
Yeah. No. I mean, that's
definitely a story we made up
820
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,243
to tell your friends in college
'cause you were too insecure
821
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,078
to say how we actually met.
822
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,881
Well, if anybody
ever reads these,
823
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:20,317
we wanted to seem
like we were in love.
824
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,053
Weren't we? What?
825
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,488
There's five minutes
left on Earth,
826
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,290
you can't be honest
with me right now?
827
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,125
Honest? Let's unpack
828
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,060
some of the insightful stuff
you've got here.
829
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,528
I don't know why you're
saying it that way,
830
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,463
I feel very confident in it.
831
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:37,601
"After moving to the West Coast,
Mandy worked hard at her career.
832
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,937
She liked scrapbooking,
833
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,372
walking dogs,
and going to brunch."
834
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,509
-All true.
-I don't even like dogs.
835
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:49,146
We had a dog!
You liked that dog.
836
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,181
Okay, liking your own dog
837
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,883
versus liking
other people's dogs
838
00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:55,285
is a totally different thing.
839
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:58,121
How am I supposed
to differentiate that
840
00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,256
in an obituary?
841
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,424
What are you talking about?
842
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,459
I was in the ballpark.
843
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,561
Okay, Shep, the thing is, like,
844
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,630
why did you have
to Wikipedia me like that?
845
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,565
You have a bunch
of ordinary things about you
846
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,167
that I think
are really romantic.
847
00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,935
That's the whole point.
848
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:15,572
Did we ever even know
each other at all?
849
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:22,045
Well, that's not good.
850
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,447
[Mandy] Oh.
851
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,583
The Wi-Fi and reception
are gone.
852
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,218
[Shep] Yeah, the power's out.
853
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,487
[helicopter whirring]
854
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:40,397
[siren wailing]
855
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,266
-[Shep] Okay, okay.
-[Mandy] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
856
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:45,435
This is the juice.
This is the juice, just in case.
857
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,905
You put our suicide juice in
temperature-controlled bottles?
858
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,723
Yeah.
859
00:31:49,724 --> 00:31:51,540
That is the most Mandy thing
you've ever done.
860
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,377
-Mm-hm.
-[Shep] Wow.
861
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,545
Any last words?
862
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,482
[Mandy exhales]
863
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,051
Yeah, I just, uh...
864
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,552
I guess by this point
I thought--
865
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:07,124
I thought I'd be,
I don't know, happier, you know?
866
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,259
Like-- like,
867
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,994
I'd have the home I want,
868
00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,996
or the job I want.
869
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,000
The you I want.
870
00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,435
I'm not the me you want?
871
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,705
Yeah, you know, things just--
872
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:25,676
just don't go the way you hope
they will sometimes, you know?
873
00:32:25,678 --> 00:32:28,178
And no matter how hard
you try and--
874
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,546
and you look around,
875
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,950
and you think things will get
a little bit better,
876
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,118
and then-- and then they do
877
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,254
but--
878
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,489
but it's the same.
879
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,558
Because you're the same.
880
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:47,397
Yeah. I never did anything
with my life, and now it's over.
881
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,434
-[Mandy] You did something.
-No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
882
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,969
I fucked around on the internet.
883
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:57,207
The only good thing I have going
in this life is you,
884
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,242
and you're disappointed in me.
885
00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:02,212
And I see it,
and it makes me sad.
886
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,349
And I'm s-- I'm just sorry.
887
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:06,683
Shep.
888
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,085
[explosion]
889
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:10,387
-[Mandy moans]
-Oh, shit.
890
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,055
[Mandy] Oh, my God!
Fucking shit!
891
00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:13,690
We should,
like, pray or something.
892
00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,692
Why are we pr-- I haven't been
to a synagogue in years.
893
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,161
Okay, well,
I went to Catholic school
894
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,329
for a couple years.
895
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,398
I'm a little more agnostic
now, but--
896
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,066
-Yeah.
-It's okay.
897
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,601
Okay. All right, here we go.
898
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:28,305
-Um, dear God, Jesus, Allah...
-Yeah.
899
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,240
-...Hinduism guy.
-Mm-hm.
900
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,142
-Okay, okay. Buddha! Buddha.
-Yes.
901
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,144
Just in case. Just in case.
902
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,148
Forgive us
for all the things we did do,
903
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,750
or-- or didn't do.
904
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,586
-Amen.
-Amen.
905
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,054
We're in massive debt,
by the way.
906
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:45,422
-What?
-[Shep] Yeah.
907
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,424
I'm so sorry.
I have to get this off my chest.
908
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:50,093
I-- I've been borrowing
from my parents for years.
909
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:53,030
I do your taxes.
I know everything.
910
00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:55,098
Even about that poorly-timed
Bitcoin investment?
911
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,134
Oh, I didn't know about that.
912
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,402
Thank you so much
for telling me.
913
00:33:58,404 --> 00:33:59,302
[explosion]
914
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,287
-Jesus!
-Oh, my God!
915
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,271
Oh, my God, I cheated on you.
916
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,172
-What?
-I cheated on you.
917
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,207
I'm really, really, sorry.
918
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,076
We were having problems,
and it was--
919
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,612
It was empty
and meaningless and--
920
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,347
And it's over now, okay?
921
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:13,283
I just-- I just needed
to get that off my chest.
922
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,420
Okay.
923
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:17,621
You know what?
924
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,423
People sometimes make a mistake
925
00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:21,124
every now and again,
and once in a while--
926
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,592
It was more than once.
927
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:27,831
-I forgive you.
-[Mandy] Really?
928
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,433
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
929
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,634
I do.
930
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,369
I love you and I always will.
931
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,271
Me too.
932
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:37,607
[whoosh]
933
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:41,344
[beeping]
934
00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:43,180
-[Mandy] Oh, my God!
-What happened?
935
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,581
-Where's my phone?
-[Shep] I got your phone.
936
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,384
Okay, okay. I have your phone.
937
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,222
What?
938
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,841
[Mandy chuckles]
939
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,459
-False alarm?
-False fucking alarm!
940
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:57,427
Oh, my God! Whoever said
we're gonna die today,
941
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,695
I hope he fucking burns in hell.
942
00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,796
-Right?
-I thought we were dead.
943
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:00,664
I thought-- Oh, my--
944
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,400
Oh.
945
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,803
-I was so scared.
-Me too.
946
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,705
I think I shit myself.
947
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:12,476
For real? That's so gross.
But kind of me too.
948
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:16,880
I am so, so, so happy.
949
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,850
That we didn't die?
950
00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:21,852
I can think
of a couple other reasons.
951
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,657
[Shep sighs]
It's gonna sound weird,
952
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,826
but it's like I am almost glad
all this happened
953
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,295
because we got to spend
this time together.
954
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,764
Let's make the most of it.
955
00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:39,803
Ooh, wow!
956
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,839
-This place is a disaster.
-Well, we destroyed our house.
957
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,275
We destroyed it, and my parents
are not gonna be thrilled.
958
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,543
[Mandy sighs]
959
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:52,382
Wow, people
are really celebrating.
960
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,751
-Yeah, and looting, actually.
-[siren wailing in the distance]
961
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,303
A lot of looting happening.
962
00:35:56,304 --> 00:35:57,854
It's a very diverse country
we live in, you know?
963
00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,758
You know what?
We should celebrate.
964
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,727
I've still got some
end-of-the-world champagne.
965
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,228
Oh, crack that open.
966
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,863
I have completely lost
my buzz at this point.
967
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,165
[notification alert]
968
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,466
I have your phone by the--
969
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,402
[Nick] Today was crazy.
970
00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:14,436
Wanted to let you know
in case anything happens...
971
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:15,505
I love you.
972
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:16,806
[Mandy] Found it!
973
00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:20,177
So, this guy
you cheated on me with.
974
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,315
Who was he?
975
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,616
Does it matter?
976
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,287
I mean, I'm curious.
977
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,322
It was just some guy
I met at work.
978
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,456
Some guy?
979
00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:35,592
It was barely a thing.
980
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,628
Yeah, I mean a thing
you had sex with.
981
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:39,963
I did not have sex with him.
982
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,599
Really?
983
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,935
-Sexting doesn't count.
-[Shep] I knew it!
984
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,537
Five minutes ago,
you forgave me.
985
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,472
I lied.
986
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,875
You lied to me right before
we were about to be killed?
987
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,644
Yeah, I was trying to be nice.
988
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,513
Listen to me,
989
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,216
I was
in this weird emotional place
990
00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:00,951
just looking for--
991
00:37:00,953 --> 00:37:04,221
You know, I don't even know
what I was looking for, but it--
992
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,755
it's over now.
993
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:09,993
-You don't talk to him at all?
-Of course, not.
994
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,928
[Shep] Not even
via a text message or something?
995
00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,496
Why would I text him?
996
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,665
Okay.
997
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,368
Can I see your phone?
998
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,239
Your lack of trust
is frankly disturbing.
999
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:24,507
Unlock your phone.
We will confirm everything.
1000
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:25,976
-I don't want to.
-Why not?
1001
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:27,544
I forgot my code.
1002
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:29,846
Five, five, five, five.
1003
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,716
-I got it.
-It's low on battery.
1004
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,517
[notification alert]
1005
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,419
You're gonna get that?
'Cause it could be important.
1006
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:37,971
It can wait.
1007
00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:39,522
-[notification alert]
-Can we please knock up the--
1008
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:42,559
-Well, that's normal.
-Why won't you just let this go?
1009
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,261
Because I just saw
a text message
1010
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,396
from some guy named Nick
saying he loved you.
1011
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,865
-That's why.
-Okay, that's crazy.
1012
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,701
Why would Nick say
something like that?
1013
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:52,869
[Shep] Yeah, well he did.
1014
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,975
Okay, he spelled love "LUV,"
so--
1015
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,944
You have been distant
for months.
1016
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,780
You'll only have sex with me
when the world's about to end,
1017
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,582
and now this dude
1018
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,751
is sending you text messages
saying he loves you.
1019
00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,853
You were gonna move away
to Oregon for a year
1020
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:12,289
and just hope our relationship
sorts itself out.
1021
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,323
[Shep] You've been distant.
1022
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,358
I was gonna go to Oregon
1023
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,793
'cause it was
an exciting opportunity
1024
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,795
that you should've
been happy about.
1025
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,399
I am not gonna be
distant anymore.
1026
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:24,301
I wanna make this work.
1027
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:26,336
Give me an honest answer.
1028
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,872
What would have happened today
if the world didn't almost end?
1029
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,474
What does it matter?
1030
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,945
I'm sorry.
1031
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,315
[sad music plays]
1032
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:46,489
-[Mandy] Where are you going?
-Um, my parents' place, maybe.
1033
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:47,991
Will you be coming back?
1034
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,927
I don't know.
1035
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:03,840
I think we should--
1036
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,475
Here, let me help you.
1037
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,344
Please don't.
I don't need your help.
1038
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,880
Can you at least
text me or something?
1039
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,750
I think we gotta talk
about some stuff.
1040
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,054
[panting] There's nothing left
to say, Mandy.
1041
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:21,424
I need time and I need space
to figure this out.
1042
00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,527
Goodbye, Mandy.
1043
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,063
What?
1044
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,499
Hey! That's our stuff.
1045
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,934
[thief] Hey, there they are.
1046
00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:34,037
She's just kidding.
You guys are doing great.
1047
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,372
Carry on, please.
1048
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,541
Okay. Okay.
1049
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,876
[Mandy] Okay.
1050
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,810
Okay.
1051
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,412
[hammering]
1052
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,013
Ooh, I think
they're taking my scrapbooks.
1053
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,082
Fuck you,
you thieving pieces of shit!
1054
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,717
[Shep] Great,
now he's gonna come this way.
1055
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,986
[thief] Hey!
Hey, it's not worth it.
1056
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,388
It's not worth it.
1057
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,058
Open up, open up!
1058
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,810
Do you think
we should call the police?
1059
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,561
I think a lot people are calling
the police right now.
1060
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,130
Let's board this thing up
and hope they move on.
1061
00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:02,099
Okay.
1062
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,067
-[Shep] Come on, hurry!
-[Mandy] Get out of the way.
1063
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:12,976
[pounding on the door]
1064
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,815
So, I guess this means
you're staying...
1065
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,183
[glass breaks]
1066
00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:21,818
Let's just take a break.
1067
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,787
Let's not talk anymore, okay?
1068
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,855
-Okay.
-Thank you.
1069
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,924
[sighs]
1070
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,010
[reporter 1] It's crazy
that, in this day and age,
1071
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,095
something like this
could happen.
1072
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,997
[reporter 2] Whose fault is it?
1073
00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:35,898
Is it in the government?
Is it cellphone companies?
1074
00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:38,101
[reporter 1] It's whoever
has their finger on that button,
1075
00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,636
that's whose fault it is.
1076
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,137
[reporter 2]
Well, this city's lost its mind.
1077
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,972
The whole city
was totally unprepared.
1078
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,974
People are hiding in dumpsters,
there was looting.
1079
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,110
[reporter 1] Well, some guy was
trying to kayak in the ocean
1080
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,029
and die of dehydration.
1081
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,947
[reporter 2] That's what I am
talking about, but keep in mind,
1082
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,949
lives were lost here
because of the false alarm.
1083
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,451
There were accidents
on the roads,
1084
00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:56,269
there were even suicides.
1085
00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:58,086
[reporter 1] It's all
about accurate information.
1086
00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,890
We gotta stop listening
to amateur unconfirmed sources,
1087
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,659
of course, and we've gotta
get off Twitter.
1088
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:04,093
[reporter 2]
Well, at least it reminds us
1089
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:05,662
of what's most important.
1090
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:07,064
[knocking on the door]
1091
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,465
[reporter 1] Yeah,
be close to your loved ones.
1092
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:12,669
Jesus, are they still here?
Come on.
1093
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,211
[whispering]
You're fucking kidding me.
1094
00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:22,645
[whispering]
Looters? Still here?
1095
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:23,613
I wish.
1096
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,647
[man] Mandy?
1097
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,950
Mandy, anyone home?
1098
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,585
-Who's that?
-Nobody.
1099
00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:30,487
Mandy, it's Nick! Open up!
1100
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:34,123
Fucking Nick is here?
1101
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,892
No, I think it's still
one of the looters.
1102
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,061
we should probably
call the cops or something.
1103
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:41,231
That's the guy?
1104
00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,132
No, that's not the guy.
1105
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:44,767
What did you even see in me?
1106
00:41:44,769 --> 00:41:46,102
Unbelievable.
1107
00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,507
That's him.
1108
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,208
I've never seen that page
before in my life.
1109
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,745
You liked most of the photos.
1110
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,914
[Nick] Hello?
1111
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,616
[Shep] Do you wanna answer him?
1112
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:02,919
[Shep exhales]
1113
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,524
Nick!
1114
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,092
Hey, Mandy. You all right?
1115
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,560
You weren't answering
your phone.
1116
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:11,961
I've been busy.
1117
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:13,196
What are you doing here?
1118
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,631
I had to see you.
1119
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,099
-That's crazy.
-I know, I know,
1120
00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,102
but the thing is about
how batshit insane today was
1121
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:21,804
made me realize how much
I care about you and us.
1122
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:23,940
-Nick, Nick, please, not now.
-[Nick] Just hear me out.
1123
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:26,976
I'm in love with you.
1124
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,582
And the thought of taking
that long rail into the sky
1125
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:34,150
is what gave me
a new perspective.
1126
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:36,786
That you're the one I wanna
be with, you know?
1127
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:38,588
You were saying
how you weren't happy
1128
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:42,058
and already thinking
about making a change, so...
1129
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,560
I'm here.
1130
00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:44,661
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1131
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,762
I-- I wouldn't say that.
1132
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:46,930
I didn't say that.
1133
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,568
Is, uh, someone else in there?
1134
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,903
Oh, what's up, tank top?
1135
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,271
You ride your little bike
over here?
1136
00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:56,606
Hey, man.
1137
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:57,940
During the middle of a crisis
to do all this?
1138
00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,275
You think that's a cool move?
1139
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:01,077
Dude, I'm sorry.
1140
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,946
I thought you guys
would be broken up by now.
1141
00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,581
Oh, did you think
we'd be broken up by now?
1142
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:05,915
You guys talk about it
beforehand?
1143
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,350
-Have a little strategy?
-[Nick chuckles]
1144
00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,085
Shep, please go back inside.
1145
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,955
[Shep exhales]
1146
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,357
Maybe this was a bad time.
1147
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:16,025
No, no, no. You know what?
1148
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:18,728
This was--
This was bound to happen.
1149
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:26,302
Nick, I'm afraid we're going
to have to let you go.
1150
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,639
I think we have to come to terms
with where this is heading.
1151
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:33,643
I mean, neither of us are happy
in this situation, right?
1152
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:36,779
We both need to figure out
what's best for the team.
1153
00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:38,314
We've had some great moments,
1154
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,950
but change can be a good thing
for both parties.
1155
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,219
Fun fact, she used
that same speech on me.
1156
00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,988
[Mandy] No, no, it's similar.
1157
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,990
But, you know,
I made a couple of edits.
1158
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:48,891
Recycled breakup speech?
1159
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:51,194
Wow! That's cold.
1160
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,795
Yes, she's a sociopath.
Do you know that?
1161
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,297
You know,
I'm not good with words
1162
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,065
when it's
an emotional thing, okay?
1163
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:57,266
I have to rehearse.
1164
00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,802
So, what we had, it was...
1165
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,638
not real?
1166
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:05,375
I was-- I was messed up.
1167
00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:08,277
Okay? I used you for something
1168
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,114
that it just
wasn't going anywhere.
1169
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,216
I'm really sorry.
1170
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,020
It's okay, Mandy, you know?
1171
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,755
I respect you.
1172
00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,123
You too, Shep.
1173
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,059
I'm glad you guys
are working it out.
1174
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,428
You don't get
to ride away from this.
1175
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,880
What are you doing, Shep?
1176
00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,331
I'm about to punch this guy
in the face, move.
1177
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,967
No, no, no.
This is not a good idea. Shep.
1178
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:34,804
[Shep] Come back here. Come on.
You wanna come here?
1179
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,339
You wanna try to take
my girlfriend?
1180
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,875
Let's go.
You wanna do this? Let's go.
1181
00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:40,810
I'm a trained pacifist.
1182
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,011
I'm not gonna fight,
1183
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,446
but I will protect my body.
1184
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,250
I hate your body.
1185
00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:49,352
Shep, come on.
Don't embarrass yourself.
1186
00:44:51,423 --> 00:44:52,422
-[Nick grunts]
-[Shep groans]
1187
00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:53,356
[Mandy] Oh, Shep!
1188
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,824
[Shep groaning]
1189
00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:56,726
-Let it out.
-Nick, stop it.
1190
00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,795
Let it out. Let it out.
1191
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,930
Breathe. Breathe.
1192
00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:02,198
Shep.
1193
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:07,470
[Shep panting]
1194
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:11,974
Shh!
1195
00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,379
My phone's always on
if you need to talk.
1196
00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,448
[Shep grunts]
1197
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:21,451
Sorry about your car
getting broken into.
1198
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,893
Yeah!
1199
00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:41,037
[Mandy] It's not
like I invited him over.
1200
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,139
Shep, please talk to me.
1201
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,842
[Shep panting]
1202
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:52,915
[sad music plays]
1203
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,454
[exhales]
1204
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,223
Fuck.
1205
00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:09,198
[sighs]
1206
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,207
Fuck.
1207
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,112
Oh, no.
1208
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,481
No, no, no, no, no!
1209
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:29,352
[notification alert]
1210
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:32,555
[FanArtista4]
OMG. Are you okay?
1211
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:37,260
[Shep]
Been better, a little betrayed.
1212
00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:39,029
[notification alert]
1213
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:40,797
[FanArtista4] I can't believe
she did that to you.
1214
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:42,932
Let me know if you wanna
talk about it.
1215
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,072
[Shep]
What are you up to right now?
1216
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:58,581
[sad music plays]
1217
00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:18,434
[steps approaching]
1218
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,236
Oh, hey.
1219
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:23,573
I was just working
on some stuff.
1220
00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:27,009
Anyway, it-- it doesn't matter.
1221
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,413
The point is...
1222
00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:34,016
I know a lot of shit
went down today and...
1223
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:36,886
you're obviously
still mad at me.
1224
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:40,223
I mean, why wouldn't you be?
1225
00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:43,192
But, you know,
no relationship is perfect.
1226
00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:45,561
We have our problems,
1227
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:50,066
but if we can just talk
about this like adults,
1228
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,969
I think we can get past it.
1229
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:57,039
[notification alert]
1230
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,213
[Shep] Give me one second.
1231
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:05,915
Hey, yeah.
1232
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,550
You gotta go
through the window, actually.
1233
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:11,254
We completely panicked
with the door. Now it's--
1234
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,155
We can't undo it,
what we've done.
1235
00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:14,523
It's like the Taj Mahal,
though, right?
1236
00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:16,492
That's how you get
through the Taj--
1237
00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:21,297
Wow, it's so much smaller
than it looks online.
1238
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:23,966
Well, that's the webcam,
sort of.
1239
00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:25,101
Can I help you?
1240
00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:29,338
Oh, wow! You're Mandy.
1241
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:31,674
Oh, my God!
Your skin is so glowy in person.
1242
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:34,977
Who are you?
1243
00:48:34,979 --> 00:48:37,246
This is FanArtista4.
1244
00:48:37,649 --> 00:48:39,048
Okay...
1245
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,250
I go by Kim IRL.
1246
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,085
Yeah, I've been
a real big fan of Shep's
1247
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,988
ever since he posted
this drawing you did
1248
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,324
of the cast of Friends,
but they were ducks.
1249
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,359
Mm-hm, that was--
that was a good one.
1250
00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:54,397
Yeah, I-- you've seen it?
It's so funny.
1251
00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:56,465
She's seen it. She loves it.
1252
00:48:56,467 --> 00:49:00,336
And I haven't seen your posts
since, like, years ago.
1253
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:02,271
Remember when you got bangs
that one summer?
1254
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:05,174
Uh... Sort of. I don't--
1255
00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:07,076
[FanArtista4] I just
can't believe I'm actually
1256
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,211
standing in your house,
you know?
1257
00:49:09,213 --> 00:49:12,048
Usually I'm just driving by
while you're sleeping.
1258
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:14,550
I'm just kidding.
1259
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,986
Oh, that's very funny.
1260
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,587
Okay, nice to meet you.
1261
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,023
Oh, wow! Cool juicing up.
1262
00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:23,125
What the fuck is she doing here?
1263
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,494
She's my friend, hanging out.
1264
00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:27,330
[Mandy]
Not right now, you're not.
1265
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:30,066
[Shep]
Uh, you got to have a friend.
1266
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:32,301
Oh, that's bullshit,
and you know it.
1267
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:36,172
FanArtista4, how would you like
to see my studio?
1268
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:37,106
Tots.
1269
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:39,275
Tots.
1270
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,079
You can actually
cut through right there.
1271
00:49:43,081 --> 00:49:44,046
No, I know.
1272
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:46,449
[Shep] Okie dokie, that's it.
1273
00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:50,987
[cell phone rings]
1274
00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:53,089
Mandy, what the fuck?
Where have you been?
1275
00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,690
Glad to know
you're okay too, Beth.
1276
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:57,293
-Have you seen what's going on?
-[Mandy] Yeah, yeah.
1277
00:49:57,295 --> 00:49:58,761
The thing was a false alarm
1278
00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,397
and it completely destroyed
my relationship.
1279
00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,700
-[Beth] Oh, you don't know.
-Know what?
1280
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,736
Your feed is famous.
1281
00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:09,305
There's like jiffs or gifs or
whatever the fuck you call them
1282
00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:10,539
of you guys banging each other.
1283
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,607
It's like crazy.
1284
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:13,275
That's impossible.
1285
00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:15,277
Nobody gives a shit
about Shep's stuff.
1286
00:50:15,279 --> 00:50:17,213
[Beth] You know, maybe
you should take those down.
1287
00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:20,249
I mean, good for you for finally
breaking up with him, but like--
1288
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,018
Oh, my God.
1289
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,686
[romantic music
playing over stereo]
1290
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,788
So today's been
pretty crazy, huh?
1291
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:26,789
[Shep sighs]
1292
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:27,690
It's been so crazy.
1293
00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,592
[sighing] I know.
1294
00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,027
Do you have life insurance?
1295
00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:33,295
-What?
-[FanArtista4] Life insurance.
1296
00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:35,431
Like, in case
anything ever happens to you?
1297
00:50:38,102 --> 00:50:39,568
No.
1298
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:42,671
No, I don't think most people
my age have life insurance.
1299
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,774
I think that's, like,
an old person thing, right?
1300
00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:47,610
No, anyone can get it.
I have it.
1301
00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:49,211
I'm not old.
1302
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,579
Okay.
1303
00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:52,515
Yeah. I mean, that's-- Okay.
1304
00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:57,253
Hey, will you draw me
like one of your instagirls?
1305
00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:00,389
-[FanArtista4 chuckles]
-[Shep chuckles]
1306
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,557
Okay, yes.
1307
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,426
Yes, I will.
1308
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,628
'Cause you are an instagirl.
1309
00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,230
Um, all right.
1310
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:13,369
So, if you were to die,
1311
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,771
would the value
of your work go up?
1312
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:22,244
What?
1313
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,680
Um, I think it's relative,
I think.
1314
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,715
I know, but, like,
even a little bit, you know,
1315
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:30,286
like, say, someone were
to come in here
1316
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,821
and slit your throat
1317
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,823
while you're sleeping,
1318
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,258
hypothetically.
1319
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:37,193
[laughs]
1320
00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:40,129
Sure, hypothetically,
1321
00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:41,730
I would say that, you know,
I'm not that famous.
1322
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:43,599
So, I don't think death
would do anything for me
1323
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:44,834
at the moment.
1324
00:51:44,836 --> 00:51:46,869
Oh, no, you're--
Here's the thing.
1325
00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,771
You're, like, super popular,
1326
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:53,209
and all great artists
have had a really tragic ending.
1327
00:51:53,211 --> 00:51:54,610
You know, if you wanted to,
you could be
1328
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,445
the van Gogh of Pinterest,
1329
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,848
but you'd have both your ears.
1330
00:51:58,850 --> 00:52:00,182
But that's a good thing, right?
1331
00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:01,550
To have both ears.
1332
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:03,786
It's like a-- a positive.
1333
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,221
I can hear everything.
1334
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:06,622
So, I don't wanna lose those.
1335
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,158
It's just something
to think about.
1336
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,694
I can try--
Thank God you're here. She is--
1337
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,233
-What are you doing?
-Why didn't you tell me
1338
00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:19,168
thousands of people
were watching us?
1339
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:20,669
Yeah, well,
why did you cheat on me?
1340
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:23,239
-Not the same.
-Kind of the same.
1341
00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,840
Oh, my gosh!
1342
00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:27,910
So, your guys' relationship
is like crazy toxic.
1343
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,912
I know I've just been
a casual observer
1344
00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:31,914
for a very long time,
but may I just say
1345
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:34,283
that the cycle
of emotional abuse
1346
00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,385
does have to stop somewhere
and--
1347
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:39,321
-Kim, right?
-Yeah.
1348
00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:40,523
Are you done?
1349
00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:43,592
Yeah, I think
I got what I came for, so...
1350
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,561
So thank you for the scene.
1351
00:52:45,563 --> 00:52:48,164
I'm gonna grab this.
1352
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:50,533
Um, it's gonna get me
a lot of likes.
1353
00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,634
Thank you.
1354
00:52:51,636 --> 00:52:53,235
But more than likes,
1355
00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:54,837
I mean, you had
a good time in here?
1356
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,338
Oh.
1357
00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:04,613
Oh, if either of you
wanna follow me, or um--
1358
00:53:08,386 --> 00:53:10,219
[Mandy] I want you
to take down every picture,
1359
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:12,588
every post, every fucking tweet
1360
00:53:12,590 --> 00:53:14,423
that has a mention of me in it.
1361
00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:15,858
Now!
1362
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,292
Well, that will be
very difficult to do
1363
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:19,395
because you just
smashed all my shit!
1364
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:20,429
Figure it out!
1365
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:21,497
-I can't.
-Why not?
1366
00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:23,599
Because we're blowing up
right now.
1367
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:25,467
I have to make sure
she's out of this house.
1368
00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,803
She's got a real weird thing
about death going on.
1369
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:32,208
[sad music plays]
1370
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,347
[sighs]
1371
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,252
[sighs]
1372
00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:44,386
[Shep] All right.
1373
00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,989
I mean,
I took down the video, um,
1374
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,357
We're gifed and memed
1375
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:51,927
that I don't know
how to stop that, and...
1376
00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:53,529
we're on Pornhub.
1377
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:54,863
[Mandy]
I don't wanna hear it, Shep.
1378
00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:57,800
You know, you managed
to flood the internet
1379
00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,835
with some of the most intimate,
1380
00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:01,537
gut-wrenching,
1381
00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:06,275
embarrassing moments
I've ever experienced.
1382
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:09,545
You're gonna ruin my life
with this.
1383
00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:10,512
And for what?
1384
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,781
For a couple of hits?
1385
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,918
-It was like a million.
-Who gives a fuck?
1386
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,519
[Shep] Okay, I don't know
what to tell you.
1387
00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:19,772
The video's down, all right?
1388
00:54:19,773 --> 00:54:22,024
So all we can do now is try to
make the best of the situation.
1389
00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:25,361
If you ever want
this relationship to heal,
1390
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,830
or care about me
even a little bit,
1391
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,798
you would delete our account.
1392
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,834
I know, listen me.
1393
00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:34,970
People are buying my stuff,
like crazy. I've never--
1394
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,406
I don't even know
if I can fill this many orders.
1395
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:40,476
-Shep, please, just do it.
-[Shep] Do what?
1396
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:42,478
The profile doesn't affect--
The video is down.
1397
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,647
Okay, so the profile
is not affected by the video.
1398
00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:47,683
No, I'm not gonna take it down.
Why would I? No, no. I'm not.
1399
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:53,822
There's no saving us, is there?
1400
00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:56,992
I don't think so.
1401
00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:00,696
I want an exit interview.
1402
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,367
What?
What are you? Like an HR thing?
1403
00:55:05,369 --> 00:55:06,402
[Mandy] Exactly.
1404
00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:10,506
I think we have
to clear the air, you know?
1405
00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,908
Obviously, we have
a lot of stuff left unsaid.
1406
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,677
That's most insane thing
I have ever heard of.
1407
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:16,612
Just do it for me, okay?
1408
00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:19,748
Okay. All right,
let's do an exit interview.
1409
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,133
Okay.
1410
00:55:21,134 --> 00:55:22,517
This is normal.
You wanna go first?
1411
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,953
No, no, no.
By all means, it's all you.
1412
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,855
Great.
Reminder, this was your idea.
1413
00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:28,424
Um, okay.
1414
00:55:28,426 --> 00:55:30,459
I've always known
you secretly farted.
1415
00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:33,062
-What? I don't. Whatever.
-Easy, very simple.
1416
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:35,331
We're in a fancy place,
1417
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,666
immediately, "Well, can I take a
look at this piece of artwork?"
1418
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,535
And you hop back.
You think we don't know?
1419
00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:41,437
We all know.
We all know what's going on.
1420
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:45,507
Huh? Oh. Well, uh, you have
the coldest feet at night.
1421
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,576
I think I'm sleeping
next to a corpse.
1422
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,044
I don't think they're that bad.
1423
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,680
Why do you think
I wear socks to bed every night?
1424
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:54,483
Who gives a shit?
You're not a real laugher.
1425
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,551
[Mandy scoffs]
1426
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:56,885
You're an ugly crier.
1427
00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,020
[Shep] I'm sensitive.
1428
00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,988
That's fine. You hate kids.
1429
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:03,392
I can learn not to hate kids.
1430
00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:05,127
Besides, you never
told me anything
1431
00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,895
about wanting to start a family.
1432
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,931
-There it is.
-[Mandy] There what is?
1433
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,766
-There it is.
-[Mandy] What?
1434
00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:12,852
"I'm Mandy,
1435
00:56:12,853 --> 00:56:14,937
the most passive-aggressive
person on Earth.
1436
00:56:14,939 --> 00:56:17,539
I mean, if that's
what you think."
1437
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:20,576
You are an insufferable
know-it-all.
1438
00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:23,846
"Ooh, I know how to Google.
My name is Shep."
1439
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:24,847
We get it.
1440
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:25,981
I hate your best friend.
1441
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:27,383
-Fuck you.
-I do.
1442
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:28,884
[imitates beep]
Everyone hates it.
1443
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:33,055
I hate your parents.
They baby you and it's pathetic.
1444
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:35,758
Okay, you wanna know
something else?
1445
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,025
-Bring it.
-You're a phony.
1446
00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:38,627
[chuckling] Compared to you?
1447
00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:40,963
I'm dead serious.
1448
00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:42,831
You wanna have
a real talk, fine.
1449
00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,535
At least, I care about the shit
I'm trying to do.
1450
00:56:46,971 --> 00:56:48,937
You're so afraid of being alone
1451
00:56:48,939 --> 00:56:50,672
that you go from guy
1452
00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,441
to guy to guy
1453
00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:54,576
because you wouldn't know
what to do
1454
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:57,112
if you had
to spend time with yourself.
1455
00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:00,816
You're a lousy partner,
1456
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:03,118
and that's why I cheated on you.
1457
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,755
Yeah, I saw years of my life
disappearing
1458
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,924
with some total narcissist
1459
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:12,127
incapable of finishing
anything he starts
1460
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,896
because God forbid
1461
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:16,799
you actually have
to commit to something.
1462
00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:20,936
You fell in love
with another dude.
1463
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,471
-[Mandy] No.
-[Shep] Yeah.
1464
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,874
No, no. It wasn't love, okay?
1465
00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,843
But I was--
1466
00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,945
I was missing something.
1467
00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,481
You used to be...
1468
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:35,851
like my best friend.
1469
00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:40,055
And now you--
1470
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,558
What?
1471
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,093
You're not.
1472
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,896
I've tried to be.
1473
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:51,033
I've tried so hard,
but I've changed.
1474
00:57:51,035 --> 00:57:54,036
People change.
That's what they do in life.
1475
00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:56,939
People aren't always
the same person when--
1476
00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:58,040
Shep, don't.
1477
00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:00,008
Listen to yourself.
1478
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,610
You don't take me anymore.
1479
00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,079
You don't get to tell me
what to do.
1480
00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:07,516
That's the Kool-Aid!
1481
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:10,052
What?
1482
00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:12,120
[Shep coughs]
1483
00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:13,255
That's it. Get it out.
1484
00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,523
You're gonna be okay.
1485
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:16,091
You're gonna to be okay.
1486
00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:18,994
-You poisoned me.
-Shep, you're hallucinating.
1487
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,063
It's not poison,
it's anxiety medication.
1488
00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:22,865
-You should feel good.
-Ha-ha.
1489
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:24,800
[Nick] This reminds me
of the time I was in Peru.
1490
00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:28,837
I took ayahuasca,
had his horrible trip.
1491
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:33,842
I came out a better person
to the other side and cleansed.
1492
00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:36,512
-What is he doing here?
-Relax. Relax.
1493
00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:38,747
I called him
because he knows first aid.
1494
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,749
Brought you some water,
when you're ready.
1495
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,286
Thank you so much. Please leave.
1496
00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:47,906
You got it, buddy.
1497
00:58:47,907 --> 00:58:48,856
Mandy, you mind if we sidebar
for a second?
1498
00:58:49,627 --> 00:58:50,559
Sure.
1499
00:58:50,961 --> 00:58:52,277
[Shep] Look, Mandy.
1500
00:58:52,278 --> 00:58:53,594
Mandy, do not sidebar with him.
1501
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:54,563
Mandy, I hate it.
1502
00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:56,098
[Shep vomits]
1503
00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:01,103
What's up?
1504
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,073
I don't think we should see
each other anymore.
1505
00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:06,808
Um, yeah. Neither do I--
1506
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,243
[Nick] We both know
when you called me,
1507
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,112
it was gonna lead
to a relapse in judgment.
1508
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,548
I mean, come on.
1509
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,585
-I don't think that's--
-[Nick] Shh.
1510
00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:18,186
It's okay.
1511
00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:21,990
We don't have
to play these games anymore.
1512
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:23,792
You're free.
1513
00:59:23,793 --> 00:59:25,593
I'm just letting you know
I'm not gonna chase.
1514
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:27,229
I appreciate that.
1515
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:28,330
Just looking at you,
1516
00:59:28,332 --> 00:59:32,234
looking at your boyfriend
spilling his guts,
1517
00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:34,136
I could tell
1518
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:35,971
you guys are a team.
1519
00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:37,906
[Shep vomits]
1520
00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:39,575
Right.
1521
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:43,178
Oh, high-five. Yeah.
1522
00:59:48,686 --> 00:59:50,252
Keep chasing that sunrise.
1523
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,594
[Shep vomits]
1524
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:03,065
Thank you.
1525
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,036
-Why?
-I'm sorry.
1526
01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:11,039
I panicked and I didn't know
who else to call.
1527
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,341
He might have saved your life.
1528
01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:14,676
No, not him.
1529
01:00:14,678 --> 01:00:16,311
Why didn't you just let me die?
1530
01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,981
Just because we're breaking up
1531
01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:21,183
doesn't mean
I don't care about you.
1532
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,388
So, we are breaking up?
1533
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,627
I don't think there's any
coming back from things we said.
1534
01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:35,731
-It isn't healthy.
-Yeah.
1535
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:39,101
Yeah.
1536
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:41,169
I don't look great right now.
I don't blame you.
1537
01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:43,972
[both chuckle]
1538
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:48,210
¶ Did you ever
come close to home? ¶
1539
01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:51,813
¶ Riding the tide
of the silver line ¶
1540
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:55,917
¶ Maybe dress them up
in ribbon and golds ¶
1541
01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:59,888
¶ Never fall back
into the one you love ¶
1542
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:03,659
¶ Pickpocket lady
with her mind on you ¶
1543
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:07,229
¶ She'll break a million hearts
until she makes it through ¶
1544
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:13,235
¶ But I declare a war on you ¶
1545
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:18,073
¶ Someday soon ¶
1546
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:27,983
¶ Hiding
with the border skies ¶
1547
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:31,753
¶ Lead down ditches
on the side of the road ¶
1548
01:01:31,755 --> 01:01:35,691
¶ Be careful
you don't look to the sun ¶
1549
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:39,061
¶ Lazy head lions
you'll get fed to the wolves ¶
1550
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,396
How do you have
all the furniture?
1551
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,298
It was a slow takeover.
1552
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:45,701
We've so much more shit to do.
1553
01:01:45,703 --> 01:01:48,003
-Let's take a break then.
-Okay.
1554
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,422
I'm just thinking about it,
1555
01:01:50,423 --> 01:01:51,806
this is, like, the longest
we've ever gone
1556
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:53,875
without looking
at our cellphones.
1557
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,177
I wasn't even thinking
about that.
1558
01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:56,445
Yeah.
1559
01:01:58,749 --> 01:01:59,981
[Mandy chuckles]
1560
01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,349
Should we check the news?
1561
01:02:01,351 --> 01:02:02,951
Yeah, probably.
1562
01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:09,024
Well, the geopolitical standoff
is far from over.
1563
01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,792
Both sides seemed
to have pulled back
1564
01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:12,260
from the brink of war.
1565
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,495
And the missile strike
1566
01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:15,631
is being revealed as a mistake
1567
01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:17,766
by an overzealous officer
in Strategic Command.
1568
01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:21,336
-What a fucking dumbass.
-Piece of shit.
1569
01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:24,005
...a newfound appreciation
for those we love.
1570
01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:27,509
-[Kim] And speaking of love...
-Oh, boy!
1571
01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:30,378
This couple has gone viral
post crisis,
1572
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,881
trying to go out with a bang.
1573
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:34,883
-We should try this.
-No.
1574
01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,155
Uh...
1575
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:43,925
I think I'm gonna find
somewhere to eat.
1576
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,527
Um, give you some space.
1577
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:46,995
-That's fair, yeah.
-Okay, good, yeah.
1578
01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,296
-Okay.
-[Mandy] Mm-hm.
1579
01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:52,901
[sighs]
1580
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:02,310
[footsteps approaching]
1581
01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,213
[Derek] For one tonight?
1582
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,848
Yeah.
1583
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:09,317
-Slow night?
-Yeah.
1584
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:12,420
Usually people come in
for the happy hour samosas,
1585
01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:14,289
but I guess
they're all busy tonight.
1586
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,324
Well, it's probably
because of all the crazy shit
1587
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:17,793
that went down today.
1588
01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,027
What happened?
1589
01:03:19,496 --> 01:03:21,963
-You don't know?
-[Derek] I'm off the grid.
1590
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,266
I don't even have internet
right now.
1591
01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:27,969
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
1592
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,105
I will have an order
of the samosas
1593
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,541
and a huge side of bread.
1594
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,410
Coming right up.
1595
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:40,115
[sad music plays]
1596
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:51,927
[Shep exhales]
1597
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,531
"I'm just a Mandy,
standing in front of a Shep,
1598
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,200
asking him to love her."
1599
01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:02,237
[chuckles]
1600
01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:15,250
[sighs]
1601
01:04:21,425 --> 01:04:24,159
[Mandy sobbing]
1602
01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:27,395
-How is everything?
-Everything is great, thank you.
1603
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:29,564
Okay.
1604
01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,603
[sobs]
1605
01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:35,637
[Shep] Hi.
1606
01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:38,240
Oh, hey.
1607
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,543
So much for giving
each other space.
1608
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:43,545
[clears his throat]
1609
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,512
I deleted the profile.
1610
01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:49,651
All of it. Twitter, Twitch,
Instagram, Facebook. Gone.
1611
01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,020
But isn't that,
like, your dream?
1612
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,589
All the attention,
1613
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:56,458
selling your work online?
1614
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,660
I thought so.
1615
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:00,929
Um, but I don't care.
1616
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,098
I really don't care.
1617
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,133
This is real.
1618
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,336
Thank you for saying that.
1619
01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:10,071
[Shep] I, uh...
1620
01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,575
[sighs]
1621
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,944
I found your signs.
1622
01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:18,446
Ah, right.
1623
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:21,016
I think we gotta give this
another shot.
1624
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:25,170
I don't think so.
1625
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,320
It took us thinking
that we were gonna die
1626
01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:29,024
in order to have
any kind of real conversation.
1627
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,027
Maybe if you can't figure out
1628
01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:35,630
who somebody is
after five years, then...
1629
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:36,932
you never will.
1630
01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:39,601
Even our meet-cute story
is fake.
1631
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:42,370
We don't even know
what the lie was to begin with.
1632
01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:44,606
We only made up a story
1633
01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,408
because you didn't wanna
tell your friends
1634
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:48,443
that we met on a dating app.
1635
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:51,046
Well, that's not romantic, okay?
1636
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:52,580
So that's why we decided
1637
01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,616
on meeting each other
on a train in Europe.
1638
01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:58,420
How did I end up in the park?
I had that park story down pat.
1639
01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:01,122
Everybody's meet-cute story
is fake.
1640
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:02,557
There is no such thing.
1641
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,961
Okay, so then we don't have one.
Who cares?
1642
01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:10,265
Everybody's just lying
to themselves to fall in love
1643
01:06:10,267 --> 01:06:12,200
just so we can feel less alone.
1644
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:32,087
I am so sorry.
Could I get a table for one?
1645
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,255
[Derek] Sure, anywhere you like.
1646
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,625
Weren't you just in here?
1647
01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:39,561
No, I don't think so.
Different guy.
1648
01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:41,763
[sighs]
1649
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:44,399
[sighs]
1650
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:45,433
Where?
1651
01:06:47,104 --> 01:06:48,269
[Shep sighs]
1652
01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:52,240
I just--
1653
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,678
[chuckles]
1654
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:05,020
-Hello. Hi.
-Oh, hey. What's up?
1655
01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:08,590
Hi. Excuse me, I am so sorry.
I was just looking for a seat.
1656
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,459
Oh, yeah.
1657
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:15,263
-It is super packed in here.
-It's so busy.
1658
01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:16,798
-Yeah.
-I'll try, but--
1659
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,500
Hey, I noticed
there's no one at your table,
1660
01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:20,235
I don't know if, you know--
1661
01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:22,137
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
1662
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:23,671
-Thank you so much.
-Yeah, yeah.
1663
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,443
I'll be quiet. I won't even--
You won't even know I'm here.
1664
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,211
-Perfect.
-Just you and your bread.
1665
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:31,579
Great.
1666
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,850
[Shep] I don't have a menu.
1667
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,317
You think they would give me
a menu, you know?
1668
01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,323
Have you had the chili?
1669
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:44,325
I haven't.
1670
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,528
It is so good.
1671
01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:49,014
-[Shep] Really?
-Mm-hm.
1672
01:07:49,015 --> 01:07:50,598
[Shep] I read a review, but I
didn't believe it. I will now--
1673
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,300
I'm gonna give it a shot
because of you.
1674
01:07:52,302 --> 01:07:55,537
Actually,
this is my favorite place.
1675
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:59,107
What?
You're not gonna believe this.
1676
01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:00,175
Mine too.
1677
01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:01,376
What?
1678
01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:05,180
-Where are you from?
-New York.
1679
01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:06,681
-New York?
-[Mandy] You?
1680
01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:08,750
Modesto, but I went
to school in New York.
1681
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:12,387
Oh, wow!
We have so much in common.
1682
01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,456
Unbelievable amounts in common.
1683
01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:17,692
Wait, wait, wait.
I have been in here
1684
01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:20,628
every single day
and I have never seen you here.
1685
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:23,131
You know what it is?
Probably on different timelines.
1686
01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:24,666
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm a brunch guy.
1687
01:08:25,302 --> 01:08:27,135
I usually like to sleep in.
1688
01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:29,270
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
You're missing out on brunch.
1689
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:32,507
I'm Shep.
1690
01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,244
I'm Mandy.
1691
01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:38,446
But my friends call me Mand.
1692
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,615
[chuckles]
1693
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,751
That is the worst joke,
1694
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,620
just so you know.
1695
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,256
Maybe you should give me
your number or something,
1696
01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:49,491
so I don't forget.
1697
01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:53,728
Okay. Yeah, let's do that.
1698
01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,531
-Now--
-[Derek] No phone zone!
1699
01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,466
This guy with--
1700
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,337
Or maybe I can just pay the bill
1701
01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,873
and we can go back
to your place and make out.
1702
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:08,243
Okay.
1703
01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:10,612
-We just met, though.
-I know.
1704
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,380
-You're okay with it?
-[Mandy] Yep, let's go.
1705
01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,715
Just met.
1706
01:09:15,418 --> 01:09:16,918
It's pretty cute.
1707
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,586
[chuckles]
1708
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:23,258
All right, this is it.
1709
01:09:23,260 --> 01:09:25,226
Cool, I like it.
1710
01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:27,529
Thank you. I don't own it.
1711
01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:30,798
-Really?
-Yeah, my parents own it.
1712
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:34,335
Oh, by the way, fun fact,
that door is barricaded.
1713
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:36,337
We will have to enter
through the window.
1714
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:37,305
[Mandy laughs]
1715
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,306
I don't mind.
1716
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:40,642
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1717
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:43,178
[sighing]
It's funny, I actually, uh,
1718
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,579
I used to live here with my ex.
1719
01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:46,648
Oh!
1720
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:48,783
What was she like?
1721
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:50,818
[sighs]
1722
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,854
She's wonderful,
1723
01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,356
terrifying,
1724
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,824
beautiful,
1725
01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:58,726
tried to kill me once.
1726
01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,630
Despite everything
we've been through,
1727
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:04,899
she's 100% my best friend.
1728
01:10:07,571 --> 01:10:09,971
She must have felt pretty lucky
with you most of the time.
1729
01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:14,342
I really hope so.
1730
01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:22,483
Ah, ah, my gosh.
1731
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:24,252
[moans]
1732
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:26,454
Hold it right there.
1733
01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:30,325
-[Shep] Like that?
-Yeah, yeah. That's perfect.
1734
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:31,993
Ah, you know?
1735
01:10:31,995 --> 01:10:35,230
My last boyfriend
didn't do this enough.
1736
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:36,598
Maybe if you'd been clear
with him
1737
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,899
that you like
this sort of thing--
1738
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:41,736
-Okay, okay. Less talk.
-Okay.
1739
01:10:42,973 --> 01:10:45,673
-Ah, yeah.
-[buzzing]
1740
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,242
[moans]
1741
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,480
[Shep sighs]
1742
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:55,883
This has been
a very good first date.
1743
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:56,818
[Mandy chuckles]
1744
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,720
Just so you know,
1745
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:01,389
I don't usually hook up
with people on the first date.
1746
01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:03,391
Really? Is that true?
1747
01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:05,660
I feel like people always hook
up with me on the first date.
1748
01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:08,763
I just have that way about me.
It's kind of easy for me.
1749
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,899
-Mm-hm, okay.
-It's weird.
1750
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:15,603
It feels like we've known
each other for years.
1751
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,705
I know what you mean.
1752
01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:18,940
[chuckles]
1753
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:25,313
-Can we talk for real?
-Yeah.
1754
01:11:33,023 --> 01:11:34,856
Where does this put us?
1755
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,725
I don't know,
1756
01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:41,596
But I do know this was nice.
1757
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:44,299
And I'd do it again.
1758
01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:45,700
Yeah.
1759
01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:50,738
No, and for sure,
it was, it is, but...
1760
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:54,475
aren't we just gonna end up
in that same sad place?
1761
01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,778
You can't say for sure.
1762
01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:00,615
I kind of can, right?
1763
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,586
If you love me,
just stay, dummy.
1764
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:10,692
I can't.
1765
01:12:12,395 --> 01:12:13,594
Is this about money?
1766
01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:15,596
[Shep chuckles]
1767
01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,898
You can afford me?
1768
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,866
You'd be surprised.
1769
01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:20,768
I can be very generous.
1770
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:21,903
[Mandy chuckles]
1771
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:24,772
So...
1772
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:26,908
I guess this means
1773
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:29,610
we should take
this breakup seriously and...
1774
01:12:30,413 --> 01:12:32,647
figure out who we are solo.
1775
01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:35,750
Yeah, we owe it to ourselves.
1776
01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:39,721
You know, I always believed
you would succeed.
1777
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:41,856
Really?
1778
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,091
Shut up,
and let me compliment you.
1779
01:12:43,093 --> 01:12:45,460
Mm-hm. Go ahead, please.
1780
01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:48,963
You're so talented, creative,
1781
01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:52,567
you have enormous amounts
of potential.
1782
01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:55,503
And when you figure out
1783
01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:57,405
what you wanna do
with your life,
1784
01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:00,508
you're gonna be really amazing.
1785
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,978
Thank you for saying that. Um...
1786
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:06,013
You're gonna be
the most incredible,
1787
01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:09,517
amazing, gluten-free person
1788
01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:13,421
just the second you get
just any distance from me, so...
1789
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,860
[Mandy exhales]
1790
01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,531
I'll leave tomorrow.
1791
01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:25,833
No, um, you just stay here.
1792
01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:28,069
I'll go. I-- You go-- I'll go.
1793
01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,637
But this is your family's place.
1794
01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:31,005
Yeah, and they love you more
than me,
1795
01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:33,608
so they'll be thrilled
to just deal with you, I'll--
1796
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,110
We'll figure it out later,
but you just stay here.
1797
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,614
Can I still text you?
1798
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,418
No, I'm like--
1799
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,585
I'm sorry.
1800
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,754
I can't handle that.
1801
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,090
E-mail me, if that's okay.
1802
01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:50,758
That's fair.
1803
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,435
You're smiling in your sleep.
1804
01:14:00,437 --> 01:14:01,869
Shut up, I am not.
1805
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,472
You are. You're content.
1806
01:14:04,474 --> 01:14:06,574
I've got
resting contentment face.
1807
01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:07,909
[Shep chuckles]
1808
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,213
[Shep exhales]
1809
01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:17,985
Promise me you'll come back.
1810
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,489
Even if it's just to say hi.
1811
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,560
I will.
1812
01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:29,030
You have all my stuff.
1813
01:14:29,032 --> 01:14:30,465
Good.
1814
01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:56,224
[sad music plays]
1815
01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:14,075
[sighs]
1816
01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,912
[Beth] I just feel
like a change of scenery
1817
01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:19,330
would be really good for you.
1818
01:15:19,331 --> 01:15:20,747
My family's got
a spot in the Himalayas.
1819
01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,317
I might just go out there
1820
01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:23,885
for a little bit
of soul-cleansing, you know?
1821
01:15:23,887 --> 01:15:25,953
[Beth] You can always come
visit here for a while.
1822
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,655
I am more than prepared
to get fucked up.
1823
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:29,590
[Mandy laughing]
That sounds awesome,
1824
01:15:29,592 --> 01:15:33,094
but I think I need to be alone
for a while, you know?
1825
01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,996
Is there any chance
you can make it work?
1826
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:37,131
Uh, I don't think so.
1827
01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:39,066
[mother] Is it because
of the internet sex thing?
1828
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,735
Mom, please don't say that,
1829
01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:43,771
And yeah,
kind of 'cause of that.
1830
01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:45,873
We were just
growing into different people.
1831
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,543
Don't let this whole "my life
is over" thing get you down.
1832
01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:50,978
I mean, just come and stay
for as long as you want.
1833
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,814
I really appreciate it,
but I have the residency thing.
1834
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:56,284
So I'll be out of your hair
soon, I promise.
1835
01:15:56,286 --> 01:15:58,753
[mother] We're proud of you,
no matter what.
1836
01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:00,588
-What the hell was that?
-Bright!
1837
01:16:00,590 --> 01:16:01,789
-Oh, my!
-[white noise]
1838
01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:03,824
Mom?
1839
01:16:03,826 --> 01:16:04,892
Dad?
1840
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,761
[explosion]
1841
01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,063
Oh, my God!
1842
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,364
-[Beth] Okay, well--
-[explosion]
1843
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,665
-Did you hear that?
-I don't hear anything.
1844
01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:12,600
-[baby crying]
-Oh, shit! She's awake.
1845
01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,901
Hold on, honey, Mommy's he--
1846
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:14,835
Beth.
1847
01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:16,203
Beth!
1848
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:18,873
[people screaming]
1849
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,241
[car engine starts]
1850
01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:21,676
[car engine revvs]
1851
01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:25,680
[tense music plays]
1852
01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:34,255
[distorted laughter]
1853
01:16:55,612 --> 01:16:57,278
Please, please, please.
1854
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,780
[Shep] What's up?
You called Shep's phone.
1855
01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,982
Leave a message.
1856
01:17:03,353 --> 01:17:04,352
Oh, my God!
1857
01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:05,853
Oh, my God!
1858
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,122
[tires squeal]
1859
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:15,963
[tense music plays]
1860
01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:26,340
Shep, Shep.
1861
01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:28,808
I don't know where you
are right now, but please,
1862
01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:31,045
please, come back.
1863
01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:38,185
Mandy!
1864
01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,857
-Mandy!
-[explosion]
1865
01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:44,692
[Mandy screams]
1866
01:17:46,729 --> 01:17:47,828
Mandy!
1867
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,164
[pounding on the door]
1868
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:52,833
[Mandy] Shep, Shep.
1869
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,235
Shep. Shep.
1870
01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:56,070
-Mandy.
-[Mandy] I'm sorry.
1871
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,904
It's okay, it's fine, I'm here
now, it's all good, we're good.
1872
01:17:57,907 --> 01:17:59,106
There's nobody
I'd rather die with.
1873
01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:00,741
Oh, my God!
We have so much in common.
1874
01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:02,326
[explosion]
1875
01:18:02,327 --> 01:18:03,910
Oh, my God!
The window! The window.
1876
01:18:03,913 --> 01:18:04,845
[Shep] Hurry!
1877
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,683
[Shep panting]
1878
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,885
Hi, I was thinking,
1879
01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:13,187
would you wanna go
on a second date?
1880
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,755
Let me think about it.
1881
01:18:19,762 --> 01:18:23,898
[glass breaks]
1882
01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:39,346
¶ So I heard the rumors
saying that you left me ¶
1883
01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:42,983
¶ For another dime,
that's fine ¶
1884
01:18:42,985 --> 01:18:46,220
¶ Every now and then
I think about the memories ¶
1885
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,824
¶ Was a little blind inside ¶
1886
01:18:49,826 --> 01:18:51,492
¶ Now you got me stopping ¶
1887
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:54,395
¶ Re-considering options ¶
1888
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,497
¶ Like the way I sound ¶
1889
01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:58,165
¶ You got me admitting ¶
1890
01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:01,302
¶ Hell of a good rhythm ¶
1891
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,738
¶ All the times we'd fight ¶
1892
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:08,042
¶ Nothing last forever
and it's fine ¶
1893
01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:10,144
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1894
01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:15,082
¶ Say you're never ever
satisfied ¶
1895
01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,084
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1896
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:22,022
¶ Nothing lasts forever
and it's fine ¶
1897
01:19:22,024 --> 01:19:23,791
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1898
01:19:23,793 --> 01:19:26,127
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1899
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,201
¶ Think about the memories
that we shared ¶
1900
01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:37,271
¶ All of the fights
here and there ¶
1901
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,906
¶ Running barefoot
on the street ¶
1902
01:19:38,908 --> 01:19:40,908
¶ You chasing me ¶
1903
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:44,211
¶ I chase you back
and then we're free ¶
1904
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:48,048
¶ Bet a million on a makeup,
then another break-up ¶
1905
01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:50,951
¶ Then I say, "Why not
to go back to your place? ¶
1906
01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:56,857
¶ 'Cause I don't want you
around anymore, no, no" ¶
1907
01:19:58,261 --> 01:20:03,063
¶ Nothing last forever
and it's fine ¶
1908
01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:04,965
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1909
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:09,937
¶ Say you're never ever
satisfied ¶
1910
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:11,939
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1911
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:16,811
¶ Nothing last forever
and it's fine ¶
1912
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,279
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1913
01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:21,348
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1914
01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:25,219
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶
1915
01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:28,222
¶ Oo-hoo, it's life ¶