1 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:32,156 I'm just going to get some flowers, dear. 2 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:38,202 It's tulip season today and I'm so happy. 3 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:44,542 Son of a bitch. - Come on, sweetie. 4 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:47,587 Come on, sweetie. 5 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,595 Come on now, sweetheart. 6 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:03,727 Go for a little ride, then you can whiz all over the city. 7 00:01:03,894 --> 00:01:07,981 Come on, go for a ride. 8 00:01:08,148 --> 00:01:10,192 No. Freeze. 9 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,987 Leg down. Leg down. 10 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:17,866 That's it. Come on. 11 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:24,205 No. You monkey-eared son of a... 12 00:01:24,371 --> 00:01:29,126 You have pissed your last floor. 13 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:33,964 I'll bet you wish you were a real... 14 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:37,384 You dog-eared monkey. 15 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:44,870 This is New York. If you can make it here you can make it anywhere. 16 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:55,443 Verdell? 17 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:58,570 Verdell? 18 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:03,450 Where's my good doggie? Verdell? 19 00:02:04,284 --> 00:02:07,246 Come here, sweetheart. 20 00:02:07,996 --> 00:02:10,207 Mr. Udall? 21 00:02:12,668 --> 00:02:17,089 Have you seen Verdell? - What does he look like? 22 00:02:19,257 --> 00:02:26,389 My dog. You know... My dog with the adorable face. 23 00:02:26,556 --> 00:02:32,770 Don't you know what it looks like? - You were talking about your dog. 24 00:02:32,937 --> 00:02:37,525 I thought it was that coloured man. 25 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,069 Which colour was that? 26 00:02:42,237 --> 00:02:46,491 Thick molasses with a broad nose. 27 00:02:46,658 --> 00:02:49,936 Perfect for smelling prison food. - Frank. 28 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:54,796 You have got to get dressed. - Frank Sachs. Melvin Udall. 29 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:59,795 Frank shows my work, Mr. Udall. I think you know that. 30 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:04,366 As long as you keep your work zipped up, around me, -... 31 00:03:04,466 --> 00:03:07,411 I don't care where you shove your show. 32 00:03:07,511 --> 00:03:12,349 Are we done being neighbours? 33 00:03:15,352 --> 00:03:20,314 Let me... - No. Not worth it. 34 00:03:25,361 --> 00:03:32,827 Hope you find him. Love that dog. - You don't love anything. 35 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,852 One, two, three, four, five. 36 00:04:00,603 --> 00:04:03,731 One, two, three, four, five. 37 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:27,712 Hot. Hot, hot, hot. 38 00:04:45,312 --> 00:04:51,568 Where is he? - He had a thing with the dog. 39 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:54,780 Ugly dog. - He's adorable. 40 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,286 My honey. Where have you been? 41 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:07,917 Look at my boy. 42 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:15,883 I found him, Mr. Bishop. - We know you did. 43 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:18,510 Where was my baby? 44 00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:26,101 ln the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit. 45 00:05:27,018 --> 00:05:32,148 You earned your fun, John. - It just struck me as funny. 46 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:39,321 How did he get down there? Even if he got in the elevator... 47 00:05:39,488 --> 00:05:44,785 Maybe some nice neighbour shoved him down the garbage chute. 48 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:53,085 'ln the dark she had confessed and he had forgiven.' 49 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:56,312 'This is what you live for, he said.' 50 00:05:56,380 --> 00:06:00,133 'Two heads on a pillow. All is approval.' 51 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:05,054 'There is only the safety of being with each other.' 52 00:06:05,221 --> 00:06:10,977 'How could she find such hope in the most shameful part of her?' 53 00:06:11,144 --> 00:06:16,733 Mr. Udall. - 'She was able to define love.' 54 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,317 'Love was...' 55 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:25,073 Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you. Let me do this by myself. 56 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,703 'Love was...' - Are you in there? 57 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:32,998 Pansy-assed stool-pusher. 58 00:06:33,165 --> 00:06:36,084 Yes? 59 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:38,836 This can wait. 60 00:06:39,003 --> 00:06:42,965 I found Verdell, Mr. Udall. 61 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:51,640 Well... That's a load off. 62 00:06:51,807 --> 00:06:55,853 Did you... do something to him? 63 00:06:56,020 --> 00:07:01,858 Do you realize that I work at home? 64 00:07:02,025 --> 00:07:07,465 Do you like being interrupted when you're playing in your garden? 65 00:07:09,616 --> 00:07:14,037 No, I turn the ringer off on my phone. 66 00:07:14,245 --> 00:07:18,232 And put a piece of cardboard... - I work all the time. 67 00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:22,461 So never interrupt me. 68 00:07:22,628 --> 00:07:27,382 Not if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, -... 69 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:32,454 ...and one week later there's a smell from a decaying human body, -... 70 00:07:32,554 --> 00:07:38,000 ...and you have to hold a hanky to your face because of the stench. 71 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,646 Even then, don't come knocking. 72 00:07:41,854 --> 00:07:47,693 Or if it's election night and you want to celebrate, -... 73 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:53,470 ...because some fudge-packer was elected the first queer president. 74 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:58,453 And he's going to have you down to Camp David, -... 75 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:02,707 ...and you want someone to share the moment with. 76 00:08:02,874 --> 00:08:08,421 Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. 77 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:12,008 Not for any reason. 78 00:08:12,175 --> 00:08:15,929 Do you get me, sweetheart? 79 00:08:17,054 --> 00:08:23,352 Yes. It's not a subtle point that you are making. 80 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,564 Okay, then. 81 00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:44,664 So, now he will think twice before messing with me. 82 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:56,883 'Love was...' 83 00:08:58,718 --> 00:09:01,638 What was love? 84 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:05,851 'Love was...' 85 00:09:09,396 --> 00:09:12,649 Now I'm really pissed. 86 00:09:14,693 --> 00:09:17,278 Don't touch. 87 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:22,241 Shut up. You don't intimidate me with your attitude. 88 00:09:22,408 --> 00:09:26,354 I grew up in hell, homeboy. My grandmother had more attitude. 89 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:33,419 Police. Doughnut-munching morons. Help me. 90 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:37,589 Assault. And you're black. 91 00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:42,260 I like Simon enough to batter you unrecognizable, -... 92 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:47,098 ...if you verbally abuse him or touch that dog again. 93 00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:55,815 Meantime... I'll think of some way that you can make it up to him. 94 00:09:55,982 --> 00:10:01,195 I hate doing this. I'm an art dealer. 95 00:10:01,403 --> 00:10:03,488 Have a nice day. 96 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,866 Party. 97 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:29,680 Don't touch. - Get a life. 98 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,183 Watch it. 99 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,970 Look at you. You're better. - New medication. 100 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:48,515 You know all my son's stuff? I've got a date tonight. 101 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:53,353 I'm walking out the door, he says, 'I promise not to get a cough.' 102 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:57,414 lsn't that sweet? - A little blond angel. 103 00:10:58,749 --> 00:11:03,679 I said, 'You love me the way you love your remote control.' 104 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,923 That's great. 105 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:11,136 People that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch. 106 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,598 Eat up. - I've got your money. 107 00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:18,876 Pay me next week. - I owe you and I told you today. 108 00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:20,976 Excuse me, Melvin. 109 00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:26,776 There you go. 110 00:11:30,071 --> 00:11:34,867 Pardon me. Take the money. 111 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:41,123 Take a cab home and get ready. - Ready is not my problem. 112 00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:46,461 I'm starving. - You're not allowed back here. 113 00:11:46,628 --> 00:11:52,175 Spence is more excited about it than I am. 114 00:11:53,427 --> 00:11:56,162 Sometimes, these kids, you just want to... 115 00:11:56,262 --> 00:12:00,342 I've got jews at my table. - It's not your table. 116 00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:03,704 You can sit at someone else's station. 117 00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:08,274 Or you can wait your turn. 118 00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:19,701 How much more have you got to eat? 119 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:27,125 Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh? 120 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:30,086 That's it. 121 00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:32,547 Let's go. 122 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:37,509 He's barred for life. 123 00:12:46,518 --> 00:12:51,064 They left. - Yeah, what do you know? 124 00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:58,571 Bryan says, if you ever act like this again you are barred for life. 125 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,741 I'm going to miss the excitement. 126 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,536 Three eggs, over easy. 127 00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:09,916 Sausage, bacon, fries. - Fries today? 128 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:14,253 A short stack. Coffee with cream and sweetener. 129 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:17,464 You'll die soon, with that diet. 130 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:23,411 We're all gonna die. You and I are, and it sounds like your son will. 131 00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:43,781 If you ever mention my son again... 132 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:49,217 ...you will never be able to eat here again. Do you understand? 133 00:13:54,667 --> 00:14:00,463 Give me some sign you understand, or leave now. 134 00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:06,594 Do you understand me, you crazy fuck? 135 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:14,143 Do you? 136 00:14:20,649 --> 00:14:22,734 Yes... 137 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:33,829 I'll get your order. 138 00:14:33,995 --> 00:14:37,123 Wear my earrings tonight. 139 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:44,679 It's just so interesting. You said it like it was nothing. 140 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:55,141 Where's the bedroom? - This is sort of it... 141 00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:58,810 I sort of sleep in here. 142 00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:10,321 Don't worry about it. 143 00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:36,554 What? 144 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:40,433 I don't know. 145 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:50,109 Grandma... 146 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:55,947 Maybe you better check. - What did you think I was going to? 147 00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:03,622 I'm sorry. I was hearing everything... 148 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:07,792 I put these on to give you privacy. 149 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,587 How was dinner? 150 00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:17,343 How was your friend? - Are you okay? Scootch over. 151 00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:22,681 Where did he take you to eat? - A nice place. 152 00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:26,727 I have him... 153 00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:30,689 One more spit? - He's waiting. 154 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,442 Go. 155 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:37,403 Give me a hug. - Carol. 156 00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:42,658 Carol, I have him. - She has me. Go. 157 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:50,500 Close the curtains. 158 00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:57,672 No. He can't take smoke. 159 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,467 Magic. 160 00:17:10,644 --> 00:17:15,940 God. That'll teach you. I don't even notice it any more. 161 00:17:16,816 --> 00:17:19,068 Come here. 162 00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:34,333 It's a little bit of throw-up. - 'Little bit of throw-up'? 163 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:39,838 What shall we do? 164 00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:43,783 Shall I write down which train you take, or should we lay... 165 00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:46,886 No. I'll take a cab. 166 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:58,021 It's just a little too much reality for a Friday night. 167 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:05,137 I promised Simon I'd find him a model. 168 00:18:05,237 --> 00:18:09,408 Take me offthe speaker. These are house seats. 169 00:18:09,575 --> 00:18:16,581 Come on. You could use a break. Hello? Carl? You there? 170 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:20,167 Okay. I just found a model. 171 00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:25,923 Hey, boys. - I know this guy. 172 00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:32,388 What's going on? 173 00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:37,517 Hi. Remember? - I only need one. 174 00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:40,937 You picked me up some time ago. 175 00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:45,108 This is for a portrait. - Portrait? 176 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:49,904 Come here. I'll give you the address. 177 00:18:50,071 --> 00:18:54,409 Brad Pitt. It's the shit. - Do you read? 178 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:02,291 Who is it, baby? 179 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,255 Who is it, Verdell? 180 00:19:10,257 --> 00:19:13,719 I'm sorry. I told you today. 181 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,846 I was out in the studio and I... 182 00:19:18,264 --> 00:19:20,041 It's out here. 183 00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:23,670 You have great things. - Gershwin. Great, isn't he? 184 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:28,341 I make a big deal about picking models, but Carl is so thorough. 185 00:19:28,441 --> 00:19:32,351 I bet he drove you nuts checking your résumé. 186 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:38,408 This is not a nude. 187 00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,870 Just kidding around. 188 00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:44,954 So much for love. 189 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,792 And yet another pose. 190 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:55,382 What is your previous experience? - I'm running out of ideas here. 191 00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:02,640 Give me some direction. - I just watch. 192 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:07,978 Until something strikes me. Do anything you think of. 193 00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:13,692 Wait until I say to hold that pose, then just try to hold it. 194 00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:17,527 No direction. 195 00:20:18,947 --> 00:20:23,827 What I do is, I watch. 196 00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:29,023 Ever watch somebody who doesn't know you're watching them? 197 00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:33,795 An old woman sitting on a bus? Or kids going to school? 198 00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:39,383 Somebody just waiting, and you see this flash come over them. 199 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:45,055 And you know it has nothing to do with anything external. 200 00:20:45,222 --> 00:20:50,102 They're just sort of realer and more alive. 201 00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:56,286 You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity. 202 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:02,738 I know exactly what you mean. 203 00:21:08,077 --> 00:21:12,540 Oh, my God... Hold it. 204 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,958 Look out. 205 00:21:17,085 --> 00:21:19,085 Excuse me. 206 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,301 I got on the third line of dialogue. 207 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:27,429 And all of a sudden I blanked. 208 00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:29,806 Clippity-clop. lgnores me. 209 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:34,227 So he said to me, 'Last chance.' - Last chance. 210 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,671 I came back in. - Here she comes to ignore me again. 211 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:42,109 I messed up the same line. But guess what? 212 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:45,110 He cast me. 213 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:50,200 Just what the world needs. Another actress. 214 00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:59,667 Can't live without me? 215 00:22:02,003 --> 00:22:07,103 I'm finally going to ask. What's with the plastic picnicware? 216 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,095 Are you afraid ours isn't clean? 217 00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:16,683 It's a judgment call. - Give yourself a pep talk. 218 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:22,064 'Must try other people's clean silverware when dining out.' 219 00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:29,154 What's wrong with your son? - What do you care? 220 00:22:37,661 --> 00:22:41,774 He fights to breathe. His asthma can shoot off the charts. 221 00:22:41,874 --> 00:22:47,922 His immune system fails when there's trouble, so an ear infection... 222 00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:53,344 ...ls this bothering you? - No. 223 00:22:55,136 --> 00:22:59,207 An ear infection, anything, sends him to the emergency room, -... 224 00:22:59,307 --> 00:23:03,294 ...where I get some nine-year-old they just made a doctor. 225 00:23:03,394 --> 00:23:05,772 Nice chatting. 226 00:23:07,398 --> 00:23:10,652 His name? - Spencer. 227 00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,030 Spence. 228 00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:26,208 It's okay. Go on. 229 00:23:36,008 --> 00:23:38,302 Put on anything you want. 230 00:23:38,511 --> 00:23:43,696 I might be sort of done here. - All we do is work. Let's play. 231 00:23:58,029 --> 00:24:04,744 So you're practically finished? - Yeah. There is one more stage. 232 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:16,298 Where are you going? - No place. Just to sneak a peek. 233 00:24:27,391 --> 00:24:31,545 Verdell, you want some chocolate? - He's not allowed. 234 00:24:31,645 --> 00:24:36,357 Wait. I got to take off. Do you want to say goodbye? 235 00:24:36,524 --> 00:24:40,194 Yeah. He's just got to go. - Wait. 236 00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:43,251 I'm going to look at the painting. 237 00:24:47,035 --> 00:24:49,078 Where are you going? 238 00:24:52,081 --> 00:24:55,375 Want some water? What's the matter? 239 00:24:55,584 --> 00:24:57,669 You want some water? 240 00:25:01,173 --> 00:25:03,717 Simon, wait. 241 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:19,565 Why are you doing this? 242 00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:23,736 No, wait... 243 00:25:23,903 --> 00:25:27,983 That painting in there... - Are you cruising him? 244 00:25:36,956 --> 00:25:38,233 Excuse me... 245 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:42,086 Help me. - Come on. 246 00:25:43,838 --> 00:25:45,838 Come on. 247 00:25:57,601 --> 00:26:01,772 You call 911 and don't leave your name? 248 00:26:01,939 --> 00:26:06,760 Even a dumb geezer knows... - Just move on. No one was killed. 249 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,987 Ask him. 250 00:26:09,863 --> 00:26:13,534 Don't bark at me. I didn't name you. 251 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:17,770 We will. And if he can't, we'll come back and ask you. 252 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:24,835 Hey. I come from hell. My grandma has got more attitude than you. 253 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:28,657 Go shake down a 7-1 1 for a day-old wiener. 254 00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:33,302 There's a painting of one of the guys. 255 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:41,643 I've been praying for him. - I'm on my way to the hospital. 256 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:46,022 Just watch the dog for tonight. - No, no. 257 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,067 I'm sorry. - Thanks. 258 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:54,947 Old bitch. Damn dog. 259 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,953 You're taking him. 260 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,288 Get out of the way. 261 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,542 Even the books. 262 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,376 Wait. 263 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,632 Do you want to say no to me? 264 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:22,473 I don't want to say nothing to you. 265 00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:29,439 Because I've never felt this crazy. I almost want you to say no. 266 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,968 Thanks for looking after him. 267 00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:42,033 Hey. Where are you going? - You don't want to mess with me. 268 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,205 I can't take a dog. Nobody's been in here before. 269 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:53,420 Hey, Frank. 270 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:20,236 One, two, three, four... 271 00:28:40,047 --> 00:28:42,674 You're dead. 272 00:28:42,841 --> 00:28:46,678 We don't have no dog food here. 273 00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:51,433 You'll eat what we got. What we eat. 274 00:29:00,524 --> 00:29:02,985 Don't you do anything. 275 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,293 Where's the trust? 276 00:29:29,678 --> 00:29:33,139 Never a break. 277 00:30:04,919 --> 00:30:06,919 God. 278 00:30:07,046 --> 00:30:11,951 We're halfway through the show and we haven't sold a painting. 279 00:30:12,051 --> 00:30:15,345 No, we can't reduce the price. 280 00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:20,642 I'm in a free fall here. - We can see him. 281 00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:25,188 I'll meet you in there, okay? 282 00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:29,357 Thank you. 283 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:36,599 How are you doing, great one? - I haven't looked at myself yet. 284 00:30:36,699 --> 00:30:41,287 I figured I could tell from your reaction. 285 00:30:42,121 --> 00:30:46,083 That bad? - I talked to the doctor and... 286 00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:56,009 It's not that bad. The doctors say you'll be your old self again. 287 00:30:56,176 --> 00:31:00,722 The scars might... Oh, shit. 288 00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:08,519 Jackie... 289 00:31:08,646 --> 00:31:11,774 Hand me a mirror, please. 290 00:31:19,364 --> 00:31:23,285 Wait. I have a smaller one. 291 00:31:33,294 --> 00:31:36,631 So how are things, anyway? 292 00:31:36,797 --> 00:31:42,428 How is Verdell? - Mr. Udall... taking care of him. 293 00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:48,267 How could you? He'll hurt him. - No, I promise. 294 00:31:48,434 --> 00:31:53,338 Not a chance. I own this guy. Besides, there was nobody else. 295 00:31:53,438 --> 00:31:56,399 I'm always on the move and... 296 00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:59,402 Trust me. 297 00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:04,324 You are certain my dog is okay? - Yes, your dog is fine. 298 00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:14,625 Waiting gives the devil time. 299 00:32:31,141 --> 00:32:33,976 Oh, my. 300 00:32:43,778 --> 00:32:46,698 Where did I go? 301 00:32:47,824 --> 00:32:50,993 That's your dog? - No. 302 00:32:51,953 --> 00:32:55,122 What are you doing with a dog? 303 00:32:55,455 --> 00:33:00,252 Suckered in, set up. - You're not worried he'll be taken? 304 00:33:02,879 --> 00:33:06,383 No, not until now. 305 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:10,470 Sorry. - I'm going to sit here. 306 00:33:10,637 --> 00:33:13,097 Hey, puppy. 307 00:33:13,889 --> 00:33:17,351 It's so cute. 308 00:33:17,518 --> 00:33:20,521 I wonder what breed he is. 309 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:29,166 He's a little dog. If Bryan's not here, you can bring him in. 310 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:34,242 How old are you? 311 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:37,871 To guess by your eyes... 50. 312 00:33:38,413 --> 00:33:42,734 By your eyes, I'd say you were kind. So much for eyes. 313 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:47,213 How old are you? You brought it up. I'm curious. 314 00:33:47,422 --> 00:33:52,343 Not that you're ugly. - I can take the compliment. 315 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:57,164 But my knees start knocking when you turn on the charm full blast. 316 00:33:57,264 --> 00:34:00,893 What's with the dark? 317 00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:05,522 Dawn patrol. 318 00:34:05,689 --> 00:34:09,484 My son had a full-blown attack. 319 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:14,989 And for extra fun they gave us the wrong antibiotics. 320 00:34:15,156 --> 00:34:17,992 No. 321 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:22,288 It's bacon for the dog. 322 00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:28,444 Last week I was playing the piano for him. And he likes it. 323 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:35,008 So I decide I'm going to make a little joke. 324 00:34:43,934 --> 00:34:48,188 It's a beautiful day for our walk. 325 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,786 Look at that dog. 326 00:35:03,952 --> 00:35:08,999 I've got to give you something real good. 327 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,252 I'm going to show it to you. 328 00:35:14,504 --> 00:35:17,465 Don't be like me. 329 00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:23,388 Stay as you are. You're perfect. I'll get you something to eat. 330 00:35:25,473 --> 00:35:28,643 I'd like to be treated like that. 331 00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:34,314 Let's go home and do some writing. 332 00:35:35,607 --> 00:35:40,278 'He had made the girl happy. And what a girl.' 333 00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:44,157 'You've saved my life, she said.' 334 00:35:45,659 --> 00:35:49,162 'You'd better make it up to me.' 335 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:58,003 Done. Yes, I hate the doggie. 336 00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:02,466 62 books. Done. 337 00:36:03,217 --> 00:36:08,722 We have to cut back all expenses. - He has no medical insurance? 338 00:36:08,889 --> 00:36:13,935 These are the food receipts, the household expenses. 339 00:36:14,102 --> 00:36:17,856 Here's one for the dog again. - I got it. 340 00:36:18,064 --> 00:36:21,109 And all the laundry. 341 00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:30,118 Boy, look at that. He likes it at Chez Melvin. 342 00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:36,064 What are you coming over here for? I can't cook with a dog near me. 343 00:36:36,164 --> 00:36:42,588 Just sit. We don't want any company. I'll read you Emerson. 344 00:36:54,223 --> 00:37:00,062 How's Verdell doing? - He's a pain in the ass. 345 00:37:03,941 --> 00:37:10,531 Simon's home. Can you keep the dog until he's had a chance to adjust? 346 00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:15,327 It's been weeks and weeks. A few more won't matter. 347 00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:20,957 He wants him back right away. He'll be by tomorrow. 348 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:26,546 Okay. 349 00:37:32,134 --> 00:37:35,387 Hungry? Be right with you. 350 00:38:38,864 --> 00:38:40,864 Mr. Udall. 351 00:38:46,288 --> 00:38:50,709 Some face they left hanging on you. You look like... 352 00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:54,671 Could you take it... 353 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:58,842 ...just a little easy, Mr. Udall? 354 00:39:02,095 --> 00:39:04,095 Thank you. 355 00:39:06,766 --> 00:39:09,185 Verdell. 356 00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:14,773 Come here, my beautiful boy. Come here. 357 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:18,360 Let's go home and get well. 358 00:39:19,486 --> 00:39:25,011 I can't blame him for being weird. Look at yourself in the mirror. 359 00:39:28,954 --> 00:39:31,206 Thank you. 360 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:37,378 Come on, sweetheart. 361 00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:40,923 Verdell, come here. 362 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:46,053 I know what you want. 363 00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:52,267 Where's my boy? 364 00:39:57,731 --> 00:40:01,484 No, don't force him. 365 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:37,643 Over a dog. 366 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:41,898 Over an ugly dog. 367 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:53,784 Worst sidewalk in New York. Look where they put it. 368 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:05,253 Help. - You'll make an appointment. 369 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:09,491 How can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder -... 370 00:41:09,591 --> 00:41:12,660 ...and then act like I had a choice about barging in? 371 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,288 You must leave. - You said you could help me. 372 00:41:16,388 --> 00:41:21,811 What was that? A tease? - If you take responsibility... 373 00:41:22,019 --> 00:41:26,023 You changed the room around. - Two years ago. 374 00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:30,261 I also grew a beard, but you're not interested in changes in me. 375 00:41:30,361 --> 00:41:34,431 I don't have a mountain of time. I have to get to my restaurant. 376 00:41:34,531 --> 00:41:38,827 Do you know how hard it was for me to come here? 377 00:41:40,203 --> 00:41:42,668 No, we're not doing this now. 378 00:41:42,747 --> 00:41:47,836 I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should. 379 00:41:48,044 --> 00:41:50,463 No. Nope. 380 00:41:59,721 --> 00:42:04,518 What if this is as good as it gets? 381 00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:19,490 What the heck are those for? 382 00:42:21,409 --> 00:42:24,537 No, no, no. Get Carol. 383 00:42:24,704 --> 00:42:30,543 I'm filling in. She might be getting a job closer to home. 384 00:42:32,836 --> 00:42:37,215 Why plastic? - What are you trying to do to me? 385 00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:41,469 What do you mean? - Look, elephant girl. 386 00:42:41,636 --> 00:42:47,267 Go get Carol or something. Just have her do my one meal here. 387 00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:50,520 I'll pay whatever you want. 388 00:42:52,855 --> 00:42:55,190 Do it. 389 00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:01,238 Bryan. Code blue. 390 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:10,956 Out. Just shut up and get out. 391 00:43:11,706 --> 00:43:17,879 I'll be quiet. Just let me stay here. No problem. 392 00:43:18,046 --> 00:43:22,341 Go get Carol. 393 00:43:22,884 --> 00:43:28,097 I'm not a prick. You are. I'm not judging. 394 00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:33,393 This day has been a disaster. 395 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:37,939 I'm not sure if I can handle this. - Get out. 396 00:43:38,982 --> 00:43:45,447 Get out immediately or there's going to be trouble. 397 00:44:00,669 --> 00:44:02,755 See you. 398 00:44:03,839 --> 00:44:06,217 It's about time. 399 00:44:08,052 --> 00:44:13,556 Carol's last name? - Connelly. 400 00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:25,267 Does he visit often? - Not really. Not any more. 401 00:45:15,573 --> 00:45:18,410 I'm hungry. 402 00:45:18,576 --> 00:45:21,897 You've ruined my whole day. I haven't eaten. 403 00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:26,193 What are you doing here? - This is not a sexist thing... 404 00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:29,713 Are you totally gone? This is my home. 405 00:45:31,839 --> 00:45:37,511 I'm trying to keep emotion aside, even though it's important. 406 00:45:37,678 --> 00:45:42,641 I have strong feelings on this. - What? 407 00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:48,772 That I wasn't there? Do you have any control over how creepy you get? 408 00:45:54,569 --> 00:45:58,322 Yes, I do. 409 00:45:59,198 --> 00:46:04,954 And to prove it... I have not gotten personal, and you have. 410 00:46:05,747 --> 00:46:10,084 Why aren't you at work? Are you sick? 411 00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:15,589 You don't look sick. 412 00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:19,885 Just tired and bitter. 413 00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:25,098 My son is sick. 414 00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:30,437 What about your mother? 415 00:46:30,978 --> 00:46:36,525 How do you know about her? - I hear you talking while I wait. 416 00:46:36,692 --> 00:46:40,780 Mom, I finished my juice. - One sec. 417 00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:52,123 How are you doing? 418 00:46:57,837 --> 00:47:00,173 You should answer me. 419 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:05,185 Sorry, Melvin. I can't handle you teaching my son manners. 420 00:47:08,056 --> 00:47:10,557 Back to life. 421 00:47:18,023 --> 00:47:20,817 What's wrong? 422 00:47:20,984 --> 00:47:27,282 Five one-thousand, four one-thousand... 423 00:47:30,035 --> 00:47:34,080 ...104.9. - We're going on a cab ride. 424 00:47:36,165 --> 00:47:39,460 Look out, you guys. 425 00:47:40,586 --> 00:47:44,924 Look out. We're okay. We're okay. 426 00:47:46,676 --> 00:47:49,220 Melvin. Wait. 427 00:47:50,221 --> 00:47:53,223 Melvin. Wait. 428 00:47:58,812 --> 00:48:02,148 Shut up, kids. 429 00:48:02,732 --> 00:48:05,860 Give us a lift, would you? 430 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:13,325 Cover your mouth when you cough. 431 00:48:15,077 --> 00:48:20,624 Brooklyn Presbyterian Hospital. - Hospital? 432 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:26,422 Any chance you'll be back today? - No. Stay away from me. 433 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:36,764 We can't put this off any longer. I feel terrible that I have to... 434 00:48:37,181 --> 00:48:41,561 Could you just leave the dog for a second? 435 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:46,190 Sorry. 436 00:48:48,943 --> 00:48:54,072 What are those cards? - Frank thought I should have notes. 437 00:48:55,073 --> 00:49:00,078 So I would maintain focus and not terrify you. 438 00:49:00,245 --> 00:49:05,584 See? He's right. I need the cards. 439 00:49:05,751 --> 00:49:07,751 SlMON, YOU'RE BROKE 440 00:49:14,216 --> 00:49:19,205 The medical bills are 61,000 now. And the show didn't go well. 441 00:49:19,305 --> 00:49:24,268 I spoke to your parents. They didn't hang up or anything. 442 00:49:24,477 --> 00:49:28,355 But they'd feel strange calling you. 443 00:49:28,522 --> 00:49:33,151 I can't call them. Come here, baby. 444 00:49:34,402 --> 00:49:36,402 Come here. 445 00:49:36,529 --> 00:49:40,450 Verdell? What's wrong? 446 00:49:40,617 --> 00:49:45,121 You miss the tough guy? Well, here I am. 447 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:50,400 Happy to see me, you little mop? How about a ride down the chute? 448 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,212 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 449 00:49:53,378 --> 00:49:56,131 I didn't mean that, sweetheart. 450 00:49:56,298 --> 00:49:58,298 Sorry... 451 00:49:59,468 --> 00:50:04,806 I'll be able to keep my apartment and the studio, won't I? 452 00:50:07,476 --> 00:50:11,479 Oh, my God. 453 00:50:41,341 --> 00:50:45,787 Yes, you make us a lot of money. But it's more appropriate... 454 00:50:45,887 --> 00:50:52,768 I need this. Just say, 'Melvin, I'll try.' 455 00:50:55,562 --> 00:50:59,483 Melvin, I'll try. - Thank you. 456 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:06,031 My son just got accepted to Brown. My husband was dying. 457 00:51:06,198 --> 00:51:12,078 Good, nice, thrilled, exciting. You don't have to wait with me. 458 00:51:19,836 --> 00:51:27,385 I can't resist. I just have so many questions I want to ask you. 459 00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:31,763 You have no idea what your work means to me. 460 00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:34,558 What does it mean to you? 461 00:51:34,850 --> 00:51:39,780 That somebody out there knows what it's like to be in here. 462 00:51:40,689 --> 00:51:43,239 God, this is like a nightmare. 463 00:51:43,817 --> 00:51:47,904 Come on. Just a couple of questions. 464 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:55,578 How do you write women so well? - I think of a man. 465 00:51:55,786 --> 00:52:00,332 And I take away reason and accountability. 466 00:52:31,778 --> 00:52:34,243 Mom. - ln here, Mrs. Connelly. 467 00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:37,534 Please, what? - I'm... 468 00:52:37,701 --> 00:52:40,370 Tell me. - Dr. Bettes. 469 00:52:40,537 --> 00:52:45,459 Not your name. Where is he? - He's in the bathroom. 470 00:52:46,001 --> 00:52:50,571 What's wrong? You know there are doctors that come to your house? 471 00:52:50,671 --> 00:52:53,466 I'm home. 472 00:52:53,633 --> 00:52:58,223 I didn't know you had an admirer. Oh, you met the gift. 473 00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:02,391 He's good. I'm an expert on doctors. 474 00:53:02,558 --> 00:53:05,561 Okay, doctor? 475 00:53:05,728 --> 00:53:09,439 My wife is Melvin Udall's publisher. 476 00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:15,053 I'm to take care of this little guy because you are needed at work. 477 00:53:15,153 --> 00:53:19,491 What kind of work do you do? - I'm a waitress. 478 00:53:19,699 --> 00:53:23,662 ln Manhattan. - Dr. Bettes? 479 00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:26,331 Excuse me. 480 00:53:27,874 --> 00:53:32,194 I'm sorry it took so long. - I couldn't find it, either. 481 00:53:32,294 --> 00:53:38,759 Could you get this to the lab? I want it back today. 482 00:53:38,926 --> 00:53:45,140 Did you say 'today'? - Yes. Let's sit down. 483 00:53:46,058 --> 00:53:51,562 These are the receipts from all the prescriptions for the year. 484 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:57,402 The calendar. - This is a calendar of days. 485 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:00,697 And how he felt. - Good. 486 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:05,602 How long has he had the problem? - Since forever. Six months old. 487 00:54:05,702 --> 00:54:08,454 Have they done blood tests? 488 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:12,416 When he was well? - No. 489 00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,877 And how about skin testing? - No. 490 00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:19,047 No standard scratch test? - No. 491 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:24,803 They said my plan didn't cover it. Why? Should they have? 492 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:29,390 Fucking HMO bastard pieces of shit. 493 00:54:31,392 --> 00:54:35,062 I'm sorry. - That's their technical name. 494 00:54:37,231 --> 00:54:43,529 Once the tests come back, is there someone we should talk to? 495 00:54:43,696 --> 00:54:47,450 Me. My home number is on the card. 496 00:54:48,617 --> 00:54:51,578 His home number. 497 00:54:56,666 --> 00:54:59,919 What? - Your home... 498 00:55:03,590 --> 00:55:09,261 Can we get you anything else? - No, thank you. 499 00:55:09,428 --> 00:55:13,307 Couple of female slaves? 500 00:55:13,473 --> 00:55:18,228 There's still a lot of tests I need to do. 501 00:55:18,395 --> 00:55:22,191 Whatever I find out, I promise you, -... 502 00:55:22,357 --> 00:55:27,457 ...from now on your son is going to feel a great deal better. 503 00:55:35,786 --> 00:55:37,997 Doc. 504 00:55:42,585 --> 00:55:46,631 That's good. 505 00:55:51,968 --> 00:55:56,164 Let me know about the costs. One way or another we'll... 506 00:55:56,264 --> 00:56:00,226 The costs are going to be considerable. 507 00:56:00,393 --> 00:56:05,315 But Mr. Udall wants to be billed. 508 00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:10,903 That's wonderful. 509 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,785 Thank you for everything, Nora. 510 00:56:18,077 --> 00:56:23,347 Forgive my crankiness. I'll call when things get back on track. 511 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:36,302 What's wrong? - Who's going to walk Verdell? 512 00:56:38,346 --> 00:56:40,348 No. 513 00:56:55,070 --> 00:56:59,199 ls he dead yet? - No. 514 00:57:00,075 --> 00:57:06,206 Would there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for him? 515 00:57:06,581 --> 00:57:12,795 Absolutely. - You're a wonderful man. 516 00:57:14,004 --> 00:57:20,261 Two o'clock would be a good time. Here is the key in case he's asleep. 517 00:57:21,512 --> 00:57:26,809 Open his curtains for him so he can see God's beautiful work. 518 00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:32,005 And he'll know that even things like this happen for the best. 519 00:57:32,105 --> 00:57:36,801 Did you learn to talk like this in a 'Sailor, wanna hump-hump'-bar? 520 00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:40,301 Or is this your last shot at his whisky? 521 00:57:40,321 --> 00:57:44,741 Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here. 522 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:58,755 No. A goofy man is behind this. You can't block out that man. 523 00:57:58,922 --> 00:58:04,447 Do you really want to go back to emergency, where they can't help? 524 00:58:04,636 --> 00:58:09,599 This lets a crazy man into our lives. 525 00:58:12,310 --> 00:58:15,605 You know how this will turn out. 526 00:58:15,813 --> 00:58:21,338 This is not like a string of pearls. You don't send this one back. 527 00:58:25,615 --> 00:58:27,950 Right? 528 00:58:32,996 --> 00:58:38,001 No. I do, I understand. Listen. I have to go, okay? 529 00:58:38,918 --> 00:58:42,839 FRlENDS TO ASK FOR MONEY 530 00:58:43,506 --> 00:58:45,634 Bye. 531 00:58:46,259 --> 00:58:48,259 Bye-bye. 532 00:58:52,139 --> 00:58:54,391 What a day... 533 00:58:54,767 --> 00:58:57,853 Maybe I'll bring him some food by. 534 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:00,773 Thank you for walking him. 535 00:59:02,691 --> 00:59:08,155 Excuse me, I'm not feeling well. - This place smells like shit. 536 00:59:08,322 --> 00:59:10,490 Go away. 537 00:59:10,782 --> 00:59:16,120 This cleaning lady doesn't..? - Please, just leave. 538 00:59:17,705 --> 00:59:22,668 What happened to your friends? - Get out of here. 539 00:59:28,049 --> 00:59:32,828 There's nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you. 540 00:59:32,928 --> 00:59:37,682 Nellie. Your a disgrace to depression. 541 00:59:38,850 --> 00:59:44,689 Rot in hell, Melvin. - No need to stop being a lady. 542 00:59:44,898 --> 00:59:48,298 You'll be back on your knees in no time. 543 00:59:56,784 --> 01:00:00,037 ls this fun for you? 544 01:00:00,538 --> 01:00:06,585 It keeps getting better and better. I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. 545 01:00:06,752 --> 01:00:12,277 Frank wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. 546 01:00:12,549 --> 01:00:14,549 And I won't. 547 01:00:14,592 --> 01:00:17,887 I don't want to paint any more. 548 01:00:18,263 --> 01:00:21,558 The life I was trying for, is over. 549 01:00:21,766 --> 01:00:27,564 The life I had is gone and I'm feeling sorry for myself. 550 01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:33,631 It's high times for you, isn't it? The gay neighbour is terrified. 551 01:00:34,194 --> 01:00:36,613 Terrified. 552 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:52,295 I was trying to give you a boost. 553 01:00:52,461 --> 01:00:57,216 Lucky you. You're here for rock bottom. 554 01:00:57,383 --> 01:01:01,762 You absolute horror of a human being. 555 01:01:14,441 --> 01:01:19,446 The one thing I'll do for you might cheer you up. 556 01:01:19,654 --> 01:01:22,115 Get out. 557 01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:26,478 You want to know why the dog prefers me? It's not affection. 558 01:01:26,578 --> 01:01:29,246 It's a trick. 559 01:01:31,248 --> 01:01:34,543 I keep bacon in my pocket. 560 01:01:35,085 --> 01:01:37,296 See? 561 01:01:43,010 --> 01:01:48,931 We'll both call him. You'll see. It's a trick. 562 01:01:57,273 --> 01:02:00,651 Come here, Verdell. 563 01:02:05,448 --> 01:02:07,991 Come on. 564 01:02:08,366 --> 01:02:10,368 Come here. 565 01:02:15,624 --> 01:02:19,544 Just a stupid dog. 566 01:02:22,756 --> 01:02:26,843 Could you leave now? Please? 567 01:02:28,928 --> 01:02:32,473 I don't get it. 568 01:04:08,856 --> 01:04:10,856 Mr. Udall. 569 01:04:12,651 --> 01:04:16,113 Carol the waitress? - Yes. 570 01:04:25,914 --> 01:04:30,844 The doctors gave me your address. I'm sorry about the hour. 571 01:04:36,174 --> 01:04:39,177 If you... 572 01:04:41,763 --> 01:04:48,810 If it's about thanking me... - That's not why I'm here. 573 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:54,232 Though it's nice to talk to a real doctor about Spencer. 574 01:04:56,860 --> 01:05:00,989 Note. Put it in a note. 575 01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:15,002 I have a hairdryer. - Why did you do this for me? 576 01:05:19,173 --> 01:05:24,428 So you'd come back to work. - That sounds strange. 577 01:05:27,722 --> 01:05:31,309 I'm worried you did this... 578 01:05:46,449 --> 01:05:51,370 Are you waiting for me to say something? 579 01:05:53,747 --> 01:05:56,333 Look... 580 01:05:58,001 --> 01:06:03,549 I'll be there tomorrow. - I need to clear this up now. 581 01:06:04,967 --> 01:06:07,760 Clear what up? 582 01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:14,392 I'm not going to sleep with you. I will never sleep with you. 583 01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,937 Not ever. 584 01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:26,779 I'm sorry, but... 585 01:06:28,655 --> 01:06:34,160 ...we don't open for the no-sex oaths until 9 a.m. 586 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:41,167 I'm not kidding. - Anything else? 587 01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:47,715 Just... thank you. 588 01:06:53,137 --> 01:06:56,265 So you will be at work tomorrow? 589 01:06:58,809 --> 01:07:01,270 Yes. 590 01:07:16,034 --> 01:07:19,454 'Never', she said. 591 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:41,641 I took a chance you were up. 592 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:45,312 I brought you some Chinese soup. 593 01:07:47,521 --> 01:07:49,690 Thanks. 594 01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:09,876 I've never been this tired in my life. 595 01:08:16,633 --> 01:08:20,178 I haven't been sleeping. 596 01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:26,810 I haven't been clear in my head or felt like myself. 597 01:08:29,645 --> 01:08:32,272 I'm in trouble. 598 01:08:32,731 --> 01:08:35,526 It's not just the tiredness. 599 01:08:36,026 --> 01:08:41,281 Sick. Nauseous. - Sleepy. 600 01:08:41,448 --> 01:08:47,703 Everything looks distorted and everything inside aches. 601 01:08:47,912 --> 01:08:51,707 You can barely find the will to complain. 602 01:08:55,753 --> 01:08:59,340 I'm glad we did this. 603 01:09:00,091 --> 01:09:03,261 Good talking to you. 604 01:09:10,976 --> 01:09:17,315 Still writing that thank-you note? - How do you spell 'conscience'? 605 01:09:17,482 --> 01:09:20,819 C-O-N-S-C-I-E-N-C-E. 606 01:09:20,986 --> 01:09:26,241 Look, I got Sean to babysit so we could go out. 607 01:09:26,408 --> 01:09:30,318 I don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. 608 01:09:30,411 --> 01:09:35,936 Spencer's okay. Start finding something to do with your free time. 609 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:40,212 Sean, are you hungry? 610 01:09:41,130 --> 01:09:47,427 We got pizza. Sausage, pepperoni. You want to make this later? 611 01:09:49,178 --> 01:09:52,765 We are going out, like people do. 612 01:09:54,726 --> 01:10:01,107 If you can't feel good about this break and step out a little, -... 613 01:10:01,274 --> 01:10:06,429 ...then you ought to have Mr. Udall send you over a psychiatrist. 614 01:10:06,529 --> 01:10:10,354 I don't need one. I know what's going on here. 615 01:10:12,659 --> 01:10:18,707 I must finish this letter first. This can't be right? Con-science? 616 01:10:19,332 --> 01:10:21,626 Carol. 617 01:10:25,881 --> 01:10:28,883 What? 618 01:10:43,856 --> 01:10:46,983 It's very weird not feeling that... 619 01:10:47,650 --> 01:10:51,988 ...stupid panic thing inside me. 620 01:10:52,697 --> 01:10:56,493 Without that, I start thinking about myself. 621 01:10:56,701 --> 01:11:00,121 And what good does that ever get anybody? 622 01:11:02,832 --> 01:11:06,443 Today on the bus there was this adorable couple. 623 01:11:06,543 --> 01:11:09,338 And I felt myself... 624 01:11:10,672 --> 01:11:14,301 ...giving them a dirty look. 625 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:20,849 I just had no idea. Everything was... 626 01:11:27,772 --> 01:11:30,441 Go ahead. 627 01:11:31,609 --> 01:11:35,029 Moving in the wrong direction. 628 01:11:35,738 --> 01:11:42,161 Away from a time when I remembered what it was like to have a man... 629 01:11:42,328 --> 01:11:44,705 ...to hold fucking... 630 01:11:48,917 --> 01:11:52,754 ...hands with. 631 01:11:54,506 --> 01:12:00,720 I felt almost really bad that Dr. Bettes is married. 632 01:12:04,266 --> 01:12:09,706 Which is probably why I make Spence hug me more than he wants to. 633 01:12:11,230 --> 01:12:16,235 He has to make up for his Mom not getting any. 634 01:12:20,531 --> 01:12:26,327 Who needs these thoughts? - So, are you frustrated? 635 01:12:26,494 --> 01:12:31,582 Leave me be. What is it you want? 636 01:12:31,749 --> 01:12:38,089 Does getting me thinking about all that's wrong have some purpose? 637 01:12:39,465 --> 01:12:43,219 Really, Mom, what is it you want? 638 01:12:43,594 --> 01:12:48,098 What? - I want us to go out. 639 01:13:17,376 --> 01:13:22,339 Thank you. - I'll send you a thank-you note. 640 01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:31,723 That's why you brought me here? 641 01:13:31,890 --> 01:13:37,520 Well, it's not even mine. Simon has enough on his mind. 642 01:13:37,687 --> 01:13:41,691 But the dog did throw up twice last night. 643 01:13:41,858 --> 01:13:47,237 Take him to the vet. - I did. His stomach's out of whack. 644 01:13:47,404 --> 01:13:51,399 They need him a couple of days. - Well, do it... 645 01:13:51,867 --> 01:13:53,911 Sorry. 646 01:13:54,203 --> 01:13:59,082 This is for later. - What's this? 647 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:04,004 It's a note. - A note? 648 01:14:04,213 --> 01:14:07,715 A thank-you note. - No thank you. 649 01:14:07,882 --> 01:14:12,637 You can read it later. - No thank-you note. No, no. 650 01:14:15,556 --> 01:14:18,684 Thank you. 651 01:14:24,232 --> 01:14:30,946 She's nice. - Yeah, really nice. 652 01:14:33,323 --> 01:14:38,423 Shouldn't that be a good thing, saying, 'No thanks required'? 653 01:14:39,996 --> 01:14:43,875 Sure looks like it went over, too. 654 01:14:45,001 --> 01:14:48,545 Look at you. 655 01:14:48,754 --> 01:14:54,051 You're making the rounds. Simon says you brought him soup. 656 01:14:58,347 --> 01:15:01,892 What? - You think I'm a mark... 657 01:15:02,101 --> 01:15:07,171 You helped with the dog. I'm as concerned about Simon as you are. 658 01:15:07,271 --> 01:15:10,416 Concerned? - He needs more than money. 659 01:15:10,441 --> 01:15:15,305 He must go to Baltimore to ask his parents for money tomorrow. 660 01:15:15,405 --> 01:15:19,242 They have to help. It's the rules. 661 01:15:19,409 --> 01:15:23,121 That's great. Let them help him. 662 01:15:24,914 --> 01:15:26,998 Only... 663 01:15:27,165 --> 01:15:32,546 ...I got a painter coming through, so I'm out. 664 01:15:33,130 --> 01:15:38,260 Can you drive him? - Think white and get serious. 665 01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:43,390 Take my car? A convertible. 666 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:48,769 Do you drive? - Yes. But I'm not doing it. 667 01:15:48,936 --> 01:15:51,772 Getting loud. 668 01:15:53,315 --> 01:15:58,571 He wants me to take his car... - I want your problems. 669 01:15:58,737 --> 01:16:04,177 Somebody offers me a convertible so I can get out of this city... 670 01:16:09,706 --> 01:16:13,960 Go ahead, girl. - Okay. I'll do it. 671 01:16:14,127 --> 01:16:19,674 I'll take him. Get him packed. Tomorrow morning I'll take him. 672 01:16:24,512 --> 01:16:29,933 I'll see you tomorrow. Let's not drag this out. 673 01:16:35,105 --> 01:16:40,715 If there's some health foundation for people like you, let me know. 674 01:16:41,069 --> 01:16:45,656 Last-word freak. - Good luck, lady. 675 01:16:46,866 --> 01:16:50,202 Anything else? - Yeah. 676 01:16:52,371 --> 01:16:57,131 I'm going to give my queer neighbour a lift to Baltimore. 677 01:17:00,671 --> 01:17:05,884 What I did for you... It's working out? 678 01:17:08,303 --> 01:17:12,015 What you did changed my life. 679 01:17:12,891 --> 01:17:15,101 No. 680 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,188 No thank-you note. 681 01:17:18,396 --> 01:17:23,751 Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life -... 682 01:17:24,069 --> 01:17:29,365 ...is that you have done more for my mother, my son... 683 01:17:29,573 --> 01:17:33,202 ...and me than anybody else ever has. 684 01:17:33,369 --> 01:17:37,194 I'm just going to read you this part of it... 685 01:17:37,873 --> 01:17:43,754 'That makes you the most generous person I ever met in my life.' 686 01:17:43,921 --> 01:17:48,549 'And you're going to be in our daily prayers, forever.' 687 01:17:49,967 --> 01:17:52,053 Lovely. 688 01:17:53,221 --> 01:17:57,600 I also wrote one part... I wrote that I was sorry. 689 01:17:59,686 --> 01:18:04,173 I was talking about how I was sorry when I got mad at you -... 690 01:18:04,273 --> 01:18:08,510 ...when you told my son that he ought to answer back. 691 01:18:08,610 --> 01:18:15,158 I wrote that I was sorry about that. I'm sorry for that night... 692 01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:19,830 ...when I said that I was never... 693 01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:25,584 I'm sorry for every time your food was cold and you had to wait. 694 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:32,716 And I'm sorry for never spotting the human being that did this for us. 695 01:18:34,885 --> 01:18:38,097 I'll just start from the beginning. 696 01:18:38,305 --> 01:18:41,917 'I have not been able to express my gratefulness to you.' 697 01:18:42,017 --> 01:18:47,605 'The word grateful doesn't begin to tell you what I feel.' 698 01:18:51,317 --> 01:18:55,321 That's nice of you. Thank you. 699 01:18:58,241 --> 01:19:01,119 Thank you. 700 01:19:09,668 --> 01:19:13,380 Now I want you to do something for me. 701 01:19:20,345 --> 01:19:25,308 I'm sorry. Didn't I say 'what'? I thought I did. 702 01:19:28,895 --> 01:19:33,232 What? - I want you to go on this trip. 703 01:19:33,399 --> 01:19:36,986 No, sir. - I can't do this without you. 704 01:19:37,194 --> 01:19:44,493 He might pull the stiff one-eye on me. I need you to chaperone. 705 01:19:44,702 --> 01:19:51,166 You said you liked convertibles. Now I'm on the hook. Two days. 706 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:57,088 I can't. My son. - Bettes said he's doing fine. 707 01:19:58,006 --> 01:20:05,262 Melvin, I'd rather not. - Write a note. Ain't she sweet? 708 01:20:05,429 --> 01:20:11,518 I need a hand and where is she? - Your help obligates me? 709 01:20:12,227 --> 01:20:16,440 ls there any other way to see it? 710 01:20:18,067 --> 01:20:20,361 No. 711 01:20:25,073 --> 01:20:30,536 Here's a little suitcase. Shocked that it's being used. 712 01:20:39,462 --> 01:20:42,607 There's no way to pack for this trip. 713 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:09,657 You're still coming, aren't you? - Yes. 714 01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:15,079 Melvin, exactly where are we going? 715 01:21:15,246 --> 01:21:19,734 Just south of Baltimore. I know what you're going to say. 716 01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:23,087 I mean... I think I know. 717 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:30,426 I'm not sure, but I think so. - Should I bring something dressy? 718 01:21:32,887 --> 01:21:37,477 Will we be eating in restaurants that have dress codes? 719 01:21:41,813 --> 01:21:43,815 Maybe... 720 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:49,111 Yes. Let's... Let's. - Okay. 721 01:21:52,197 --> 01:21:56,226 What did you think I'd ask? - Whether crabs were in season now. 722 01:21:56,326 --> 01:22:00,622 Okay, then. Goodnight. 723 01:22:05,835 --> 01:22:10,131 Anything unusual in his diet? - No. 724 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:16,637 Everybody gets their own cage? Put him in with that one. 725 01:22:18,222 --> 01:22:20,222 Lip kiss. 726 01:22:23,019 --> 01:22:28,523 I love you. I'll miss you... Real sensitive. 727 01:22:29,482 --> 01:22:33,737 Bye. - Call when you're settled. 728 01:22:41,411 --> 01:22:45,748 Have a good time. - Don't run. 729 01:22:46,206 --> 01:22:50,961 Have fun, but don't run. 730 01:22:55,049 --> 01:22:58,619 I'm sorry I'm not taking you. - So am I, Frank. 731 01:22:58,719 --> 01:23:01,513 Give me a hug. 732 01:23:02,556 --> 01:23:05,183 Everything's going to be okay. 733 01:23:05,391 --> 01:23:11,064 Soak it up. It's your last chance for a hug for a few days. 734 01:23:16,778 --> 01:23:19,280 Hello. 735 01:23:26,453 --> 01:23:29,915 Thank you for being on time. 736 01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:37,214 Carol the waitress. Simon the fag. 737 01:23:40,926 --> 01:23:44,595 Holy God. Who did that to you? 738 01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:50,267 I was attacked. I walked in on some men robbing me. 739 01:23:50,434 --> 01:23:54,188 And I was hospitalized. 740 01:23:55,314 --> 01:24:00,277 I almost died. - Let's do the small talk later. 741 01:24:04,156 --> 01:24:07,225 I was going to do that. - Where should we sit? 742 01:24:07,325 --> 01:24:12,247 There's no place cards. - You need room. 743 01:24:13,706 --> 01:24:16,417 So I'll sit in the back. 744 01:24:30,305 --> 01:24:33,267 Never a break. Never. 745 01:24:34,059 --> 01:24:36,979 Thank you. It was very thoughtful. 746 01:24:37,813 --> 01:24:41,859 You look like you're crowded. - It's all right. 747 01:24:44,610 --> 01:24:46,610 Thanks. 748 01:24:54,662 --> 01:24:56,662 Thank you. 749 01:24:57,999 --> 01:25:00,001 You're welcome. 750 01:25:03,713 --> 01:25:07,382 I've got the whole trip programmed. 751 01:25:10,885 --> 01:25:15,473 I just wanted to see what you'd do. 752 01:25:16,683 --> 01:25:19,644 TO USE AS lCEBREAKER 753 01:25:19,853 --> 01:25:22,814 We've got good stuff here. 754 01:25:37,995 --> 01:25:40,664 I like this music. 755 01:25:42,624 --> 01:25:45,668 I like this music. 756 01:25:59,390 --> 01:26:03,227 I'm sure they did something really off. 757 01:26:03,394 --> 01:26:10,525 But something will always be off for you, unless you set it straight. 758 01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:16,181 And maybe this thing happened to you to give you a chance to do that. 759 01:26:16,281 --> 01:26:19,117 Nonsense. You want to know why? 760 01:26:19,284 --> 01:26:24,469 Anyone interested in what Melvin has to say, raise their hand. 761 01:26:31,921 --> 01:26:36,258 Want to know what happened with my parents? 762 01:26:37,593 --> 01:26:42,264 When I was... - Wait. I'm going to pull over. 763 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:51,064 I always painted. And my mom always encouraged me. 764 01:26:51,231 --> 01:26:55,235 She was sort of fabulous about it. 765 01:26:55,610 --> 01:27:01,574 She... I was too young to think there was anything wrong with it. 766 01:27:01,741 --> 01:27:05,077 And she was very natural. 767 01:27:05,285 --> 01:27:08,789 So she used to pose nude for me. 768 01:27:08,956 --> 01:27:13,752 I always thought that my father knew about it. 769 01:27:13,961 --> 01:27:17,673 This stuff is pointless. - Let him finish. 770 01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:21,843 Do you want to hear my sad story? - Stop. 771 01:27:23,761 --> 01:27:28,432 Go ahead. Don't let him stop you. 772 01:27:29,308 --> 01:27:34,564 One day he walked in and found us. And he started screaming. 773 01:27:34,730 --> 01:27:38,009 My father didn't come out for 1 1 years. 774 01:27:38,109 --> 01:27:43,804 He used to hit me with a yardstick if I made a mistake on the piano. 775 01:27:47,659 --> 01:27:53,039 Go ahead, Simon. So he came in and he was yelling? 776 01:27:53,206 --> 01:27:55,458 Please, come on. 777 01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:59,629 He was... 778 01:27:59,963 --> 01:28:04,717 I was defending my mother. 779 01:28:05,092 --> 01:28:11,432 I was trying to make peace in the lamest way. 780 01:28:11,598 --> 01:28:16,520 I said, 'She's not naked. It's art.' 781 01:28:19,773 --> 01:28:22,943 And he started hitting me. 782 01:28:23,110 --> 01:28:26,612 He beat me unconscious. 783 01:28:27,155 --> 01:28:33,327 And he talked to me less and less. He knew what I was before I did. 784 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:38,833 The morning I left for college he walked into my room. 785 01:28:39,042 --> 01:28:45,088 He held out his hand. And it was filled with money. 786 01:28:45,881 --> 01:28:51,720 A big sweaty wad of money. 787 01:28:52,596 --> 01:28:57,851 And he said, 'I don't want you to ever come back.' 788 01:28:58,018 --> 01:29:02,022 I just grabbed him and I hugged him. 789 01:29:02,230 --> 01:29:05,983 And he turned and walked out. 790 01:29:15,910 --> 01:29:21,624 We all have these stories. - It's not true. 791 01:29:21,916 --> 01:29:24,709 Some of us have great stories. 792 01:29:24,918 --> 01:29:30,840 That take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. 793 01:29:31,007 --> 01:29:36,012 No one here. But a lot of people. That's their story... 794 01:29:36,179 --> 01:29:41,810 Good times, noodle salad. It's not that you had it bad, -... 795 01:29:41,976 --> 01:29:46,672 ...but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. 796 01:29:46,772 --> 01:29:51,610 No. I don't think so. - Not it at all, really. 797 01:29:52,444 --> 01:29:54,696 Not it at all? 798 01:29:55,280 --> 01:30:00,536 Let's go to the hotel. 799 01:30:00,702 --> 01:30:06,567 You'll see if you can get another wad of sweaty money out of his hand. 800 01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:18,803 Can I ask you a personal question? 801 01:30:21,222 --> 01:30:24,349 Sure. 802 01:30:24,516 --> 01:30:28,687 You ever get an erection over a woman? 803 01:30:30,105 --> 01:30:36,319 Wouldn't your life be easier..? - You consider your life easy? 804 01:30:37,696 --> 01:30:42,158 I give you that one. 805 01:30:44,660 --> 01:30:47,454 Nice packing. 806 01:30:55,504 --> 01:30:59,967 Hey, Spence. - Hey, Mom. Wait till you hear... 807 01:31:00,175 --> 01:31:04,470 Why are you out of breath? - Mom, lscored a goal. 808 01:31:04,637 --> 01:31:08,641 You did? - Yep. He was big. Charlie. 809 01:31:08,850 --> 01:31:13,312 That's great. Oh my God. 810 01:31:14,105 --> 01:31:17,900 We're playing again. Got to go. - Wait... 811 01:31:20,528 --> 01:31:24,865 He scored a goal. - I don't believe it. 812 01:31:25,073 --> 01:31:27,159 You would have died. 813 01:31:28,910 --> 01:31:33,039 My son was outside playing soccer. 814 01:31:33,206 --> 01:31:38,295 Take me out dancing. - Dancing? 815 01:31:40,046 --> 01:31:45,009 I can't. I'm exhausted. - Oh, come on. 816 01:31:45,217 --> 01:31:47,428 No. 817 01:31:47,595 --> 01:31:51,140 All right. 818 01:31:51,599 --> 01:31:56,353 Are you sad or something? - No. I'm nervous. 819 01:31:56,562 --> 01:32:02,735 It would be very rough, Carol, if you weren't along. 820 01:32:15,371 --> 01:32:20,168 I'm happy. And you're my date. 821 01:32:22,337 --> 01:32:25,547 Let's get dressed. 822 01:32:32,804 --> 01:32:38,393 I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be right with you. 823 01:33:15,637 --> 01:33:18,265 All set? 824 01:33:22,810 --> 01:33:25,296 Do you sell hard-shell crabs? - Yes. 825 01:33:25,396 --> 01:33:28,482 Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 826 01:33:36,323 --> 01:33:39,243 Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 827 01:33:44,038 --> 01:33:46,038 Good evening. 828 01:33:46,165 --> 01:33:49,193 You have hard-shells, right? - Stop asking. 829 01:33:49,293 --> 01:33:53,089 You can answer. - Yes, we do. 830 01:33:54,006 --> 01:33:57,321 I can give you a tie and jacket. - What? 831 01:33:57,385 --> 01:34:00,680 They require a tie and jacket. 832 01:34:14,609 --> 01:34:21,491 No. I'm not putting that on. And I won't let you inject me with plague. 833 01:34:21,658 --> 01:34:26,928 It's a nice place. You dry-clean these all the time, don't you? 834 01:34:27,079 --> 01:34:30,082 I don't think so. 835 01:34:40,092 --> 01:34:43,344 You just wait here. 836 01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:57,273 Good evening. 837 01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:03,030 I need a coat and tie. - Come on in. 838 01:35:05,490 --> 01:35:09,453 No? - That one. 839 01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:12,247 And this tie. 840 01:35:21,548 --> 01:35:23,548 Excuse me. 841 01:35:27,178 --> 01:35:31,891 She's here. We saved a table for you. 842 01:35:32,642 --> 01:35:38,397 Should I get her for you? - No. I'll just watch. 843 01:36:22,647 --> 01:36:24,857 Ma'am... 844 01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:06,605 You look so se... 845 01:37:09,108 --> 01:37:12,278 You look great. 846 01:37:13,529 --> 01:37:15,656 You look great. 847 01:37:25,999 --> 01:37:28,668 You want to dance? 848 01:37:28,835 --> 01:37:33,031 I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before. 849 01:37:33,131 --> 01:37:35,175 No. 850 01:37:37,719 --> 01:37:40,096 I don't get this place. 851 01:37:40,263 --> 01:37:46,727 They make me buy a new outfit and let you in in a housedress. 852 01:37:47,895 --> 01:37:53,233 What? Wait. Where are you going? Why? 853 01:37:56,278 --> 01:38:00,157 I didn't mean it that way. Sit down. 854 01:38:00,324 --> 01:38:05,536 Give me the dirty look. - Pay me a compliment, Melvin. 855 01:38:05,870 --> 01:38:08,706 I need one. Quick. 856 01:38:08,915 --> 01:38:12,877 What you just said hurt my feelings. 857 01:38:13,085 --> 01:38:17,949 The minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out. 858 01:38:18,049 --> 01:38:22,636 A compliment is something nice about somebody else. 859 01:38:22,928 --> 01:38:25,430 Now or never. 860 01:38:35,815 --> 01:38:38,944 And mean it. 861 01:38:49,286 --> 01:38:52,331 Can we order first? 862 01:38:58,253 --> 01:39:02,590 Two hard-shell crab dinners... Pitcher of cold beer. 863 01:39:02,757 --> 01:39:07,095 Baked or fries? - Fries. 864 01:39:08,554 --> 01:39:12,100 Fries. - One baked, one fried. 865 01:39:12,266 --> 01:39:16,562 I'll tell your waiter. 866 01:39:17,522 --> 01:39:24,361 I've got a great compliment for you. And it's true. 867 01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:31,868 I'm afraid it's something awful. - Don't be pessimistic. 868 01:39:32,035 --> 01:39:38,500 Okay. Here I go. Clearly a mistake. 869 01:39:40,043 --> 01:39:44,421 I've got this... ailment. 870 01:39:48,551 --> 01:39:52,304 My doctor, a shrink I used to go to, -... 871 01:39:52,513 --> 01:39:58,310 ...says that in 50 or 60 percent of the cases a pill really helps. 872 01:39:58,978 --> 01:40:02,230 I hate pills. Very dangerous thing. 873 01:40:02,397 --> 01:40:07,235 I'm using the word 'hate' here about pills. 874 01:40:07,402 --> 01:40:13,437 My compliment is, the night you came over and told me you would never... 875 01:40:15,368 --> 01:40:19,372 All right, you know what you said. 876 01:40:19,706 --> 01:40:22,875 My compliment to you is, -... 877 01:40:23,375 --> 01:40:28,213 ...the next morning I started taking the pills. 878 01:40:31,717 --> 01:40:35,304 How is that a compliment for me? 879 01:40:40,058 --> 01:40:45,187 You make me want to be a better man. 880 01:40:55,489 --> 01:40:59,660 That's maybe the best compliment of my life. 881 01:41:03,955 --> 01:41:09,878 Maybe I overshot a bit to keep you from walking out. 882 01:41:21,555 --> 01:41:27,227 How's it going with those pills? Good, I hope, I hope, I hope. 883 01:41:33,067 --> 01:41:36,403 It's little by little. 884 01:41:37,071 --> 01:41:42,241 It's exhausting talking like this. Exhausting. 885 01:42:01,384 --> 01:42:06,373 Do you ever let a romantic moment make you do something stupid? 886 01:42:06,473 --> 01:42:08,558 Never. 887 01:42:09,017 --> 01:42:12,270 Here's the trouble with never. 888 01:42:33,707 --> 01:42:38,963 You don't owe me that. - That wasn't payment. 889 01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:44,926 When I first saw you I thought you were handsome. 890 01:42:46,136 --> 01:42:49,347 Then, of course, you spoke. 891 01:42:51,099 --> 01:42:57,355 So now that your... soft underbelly is all exposed... 892 01:42:58,273 --> 01:43:02,651 Tell me, why did you bring me here? 893 01:43:05,028 --> 01:43:07,028 Well, I... 894 01:43:11,869 --> 01:43:17,207 That's a personal question. - Tell me, even if you're scared. 895 01:43:17,374 --> 01:43:21,294 Scared? - Tell me why you wanted me here. 896 01:43:21,627 --> 01:43:26,340 If you ask me, I'll say yes. 897 01:43:28,050 --> 01:43:30,050 I... 898 01:43:31,429 --> 01:43:36,100 There's a lot of reasons. 899 01:43:36,767 --> 01:43:42,939 If you had sex with Simon... - What? 900 01:43:43,857 --> 01:43:49,529 That's just one idea. - That's why you brought me? 901 01:43:49,696 --> 01:43:54,117 Like I'm a what..? And I owe you what? 902 01:43:54,284 --> 01:43:59,039 I don't know why I brought you. It was just one thought. 903 01:43:59,205 --> 01:44:02,750 It came out first. 904 01:44:02,916 --> 01:44:07,166 You kiss him... me... You two seemed to hit it off. 905 01:44:07,254 --> 01:44:11,967 Wait. I didn't mean... Forget what I said about Simon. 906 01:44:12,134 --> 01:44:15,888 I'll never forget it. - A mistake. 907 01:44:16,096 --> 01:44:18,474 It was a mistake. 908 01:44:24,020 --> 01:44:28,716 Hello, this is Fred Bishop. We're unable to take yourcall. 909 01:44:28,816 --> 01:44:34,405 Leave a message. - Say goodbye... and thank you. 910 01:44:34,781 --> 01:44:37,742 It's Simon. 911 01:44:38,326 --> 01:44:41,286 I'm in town. 912 01:44:45,499 --> 01:44:51,421 You've never been out later than ten o'clock. Pick up the phone. 913 01:44:53,590 --> 01:44:56,510 Really. 914 01:44:59,888 --> 01:45:04,478 I'm going to try you in the morning. I need to see you. 915 01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:08,000 Or at least get you to answer the phone. 916 01:45:16,695 --> 01:45:18,695 How are you? 917 01:45:19,281 --> 01:45:24,728 ls this going to be your room? - Our room. I don't want to see him. 918 01:45:24,828 --> 01:45:28,998 What happened? - Don't ask. 919 01:45:31,584 --> 01:45:35,880 Can you not be so violent? - I don't think so. 920 01:45:39,133 --> 01:45:42,261 I'm taking a big bath. 921 01:45:42,427 --> 01:45:45,472 Are you okay? 922 01:45:45,848 --> 01:45:49,643 Don't ask. I'm tired of my complaints. 923 01:45:49,852 --> 01:45:54,690 What are you thinking about? - How to die, mostly. 924 01:45:56,149 --> 01:46:01,164 Can you believe, in our little mix you're the good roommate? 925 01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,376 Goodnight. 926 01:46:57,750 --> 01:47:01,544 Hold it. 927 01:47:20,437 --> 01:47:23,607 I have to draw you. 928 01:47:25,650 --> 01:47:28,904 I have to draw you. - No. 929 01:47:29,071 --> 01:47:33,658 I'm more shy than people think. - I have to. 930 01:47:33,825 --> 01:47:38,415 I haven't sketched in weeks. - Stop staring. Do a vase. 931 01:47:39,748 --> 01:47:44,543 But you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck. 932 01:47:45,127 --> 01:47:48,506 The back. The line of you. 933 01:47:50,090 --> 01:47:54,553 You're why cavemen chiselled on walls. 934 01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:59,767 Cut me a break. 935 01:48:21,870 --> 01:48:25,780 The next thing I know she's sitting next to me. 936 01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:32,297 It's not right to go into details. I got nervous. 937 01:48:32,464 --> 01:48:35,884 I said the wrong thing. 938 01:48:38,846 --> 01:48:41,889 Where, if I hadn't, -... 939 01:48:42,056 --> 01:48:45,977 I could be in bed now with a woman who... 940 01:48:46,143 --> 01:48:50,314 If you make her laugh, you got a life. 941 01:48:51,440 --> 01:48:54,360 lnstead, I'm here with you. 942 01:48:54,527 --> 01:48:59,657 No offence, but a moron pushing the last legal drug. 943 01:49:03,034 --> 01:49:06,162 Jameson, soda back. 944 01:49:07,747 --> 01:49:12,068 I don't care how you put this. We're being naughty here, pal. 945 01:49:12,168 --> 01:49:17,132 No, this is... This is great. This is so great. 946 01:49:17,299 --> 01:49:22,094 My hand won't even keep up. Hold it. 947 01:49:22,261 --> 01:49:26,056 I'm just turning. - But hold that. 948 01:49:26,890 --> 01:49:30,519 My hand's not even bothering me. 949 01:49:32,688 --> 01:49:36,567 I can't get the angle with this cast. 950 01:49:39,945 --> 01:49:42,196 Careful. 951 01:49:48,578 --> 01:49:50,578 PRlVACY 952 01:49:53,291 --> 01:49:57,045 I'm coming in. It's late. 953 01:50:02,549 --> 01:50:08,263 Did you have sex with her? - Don't you want your shampoos? 954 01:50:12,142 --> 01:50:14,142 Sorry. 955 01:50:15,353 --> 01:50:19,757 I didn't know she was still here... Did you have sex with her? 956 01:50:19,857 --> 01:50:24,957 To hell with sex. It was better than sex. We held each other. 957 01:50:25,571 --> 01:50:31,494 What I need, he gave me great. I'll get dressed in a hurry. 958 01:50:36,582 --> 01:50:39,585 I just love her. 959 01:50:44,672 --> 01:50:47,800 How are you doing? 960 01:51:02,397 --> 01:51:06,360 Mom, hi. - Hello, Simon. 961 01:51:06,527 --> 01:51:10,180 You were right We were home. - Do you have to whisper? 962 01:51:10,280 --> 01:51:15,702 I'm nota screamer. - It was lucky you didn't answer. 963 01:51:15,869 --> 01:51:19,814 Yourfatheris not feeling well. - I can't hear you. 964 01:51:19,914 --> 01:51:23,125 Hold on. - What are you going to do? 965 01:51:23,751 --> 01:51:28,072 I get why you're angry with me... - He's talking to his parents. 966 01:51:28,172 --> 01:51:32,802 Listen to me. Truly no grudges. 967 01:51:33,010 --> 01:51:37,748 It was odd that you didn't come and see me when you heard I was hurt. 968 01:51:37,848 --> 01:51:40,750 We almost did. - I don't want to talk about it. 969 01:51:40,850 --> 01:51:45,355 The important thing is that your son is happy. 970 01:51:45,522 --> 01:51:48,837 I'm working again. - Good. Aboutmoney... 971 01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:56,074 No. I'll drop you a line. It's up to you to make the next move. 972 01:51:56,241 --> 01:52:01,596 He's going to want to stay. And they'll take a ride to the lake. 973 01:52:02,371 --> 01:52:07,126 Bye-bye. - Goodbye, dear. 974 01:52:08,293 --> 01:52:13,903 We'll probably have a five-hour drive. It'll give us a chance to... 975 01:52:14,883 --> 01:52:18,345 I'm coming. - What about your parents? 976 01:52:18,512 --> 01:52:22,373 No. I'll take care of myself. - What are you talking about? 977 01:52:22,473 --> 01:52:27,687 You've got real problems. - I know. I'm a little bit nervous. 978 01:52:27,854 --> 01:52:31,524 Suddenly everything seems so easy. 979 01:52:31,899 --> 01:52:35,486 Carol, a load has been lifted. 980 01:52:37,905 --> 01:52:41,645 One night wih me. - You think you're kidding. 981 01:52:45,328 --> 01:52:50,625 No choice. - I've got a gift for you. 982 01:52:50,792 --> 01:52:54,588 Let me see... Gorgeous. 983 01:52:55,505 --> 01:53:00,326 Do it. And get the dog picked up. I can't believe he let it stay there. 984 01:53:00,426 --> 01:53:03,220 Goodbye. 985 01:53:03,429 --> 01:53:05,598 Your luck's running. 986 01:53:05,765 --> 01:53:10,895 They sub-let your place. You're homeless. 987 01:53:11,061 --> 01:53:16,734 Frank's got a line on a new place. - Where? 988 01:53:17,401 --> 01:53:20,945 Does it matter? 989 01:53:22,030 --> 01:53:25,033 No, it doesn't. 990 01:53:25,950 --> 01:53:29,037 I'm fine. Like the hat? 991 01:53:30,163 --> 01:53:32,163 I'm sorry. 992 01:53:47,054 --> 01:53:49,473 FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY... 993 01:54:04,654 --> 01:54:09,909 I don't want to hear that music. - You said you liked it. 994 01:54:12,370 --> 01:54:18,709 This one has a meaning. - I don't want to hear it. 995 01:54:40,980 --> 01:54:45,192 Here's the keys to my apartment. 996 01:54:45,359 --> 01:54:49,613 Go up there and wait and I'll take Carol home. 997 01:54:49,780 --> 01:54:54,326 I'll take a bus. - No, I'll take you. 998 01:54:59,747 --> 01:55:02,667 Can you come here? 999 01:55:02,834 --> 01:55:06,696 I don't care what you did for me. - What's wrong? 1000 01:55:06,796 --> 01:55:12,321 I don't want to know you any more. All you do is make me feel bad. 1001 01:55:15,555 --> 01:55:18,516 You have my number. 1002 01:55:19,891 --> 01:55:24,062 Let him take you home. - Don't want to. 1003 01:55:25,147 --> 01:55:28,275 I love you. - I love you too. 1004 01:55:36,783 --> 01:55:39,535 Don't say anything. 1005 01:55:43,122 --> 01:55:48,562 I've got to get a hold of Frank and see where I'm hanging my hat. 1006 01:55:49,545 --> 01:55:53,370 I think you're going to have to camp it here. 1007 01:55:53,424 --> 01:55:56,719 There's Verdell. 1008 01:56:04,934 --> 01:56:08,521 Mommy and Daddy are home. 1009 01:56:10,023 --> 01:56:14,277 Sorry. You're fun to mess with. 1010 01:56:15,445 --> 01:56:20,849 They rented your place furnished. Jackie said she'd bring your things. 1011 01:56:20,949 --> 01:56:25,829 They were going to set you up in here. It's an extra room. 1012 01:56:25,996 --> 01:56:31,001 It's got good light. - I'm coming. 1013 01:56:35,964 --> 01:56:39,926 It's nice. Looks good. 1014 01:56:40,134 --> 01:56:47,725 They've even got your music, paintings, paints. 1015 01:56:47,892 --> 01:56:50,782 I have to say they did a good job. 1016 01:56:53,147 --> 01:56:59,277 It's going to be okay. Cosy, huh? 1017 01:57:04,074 --> 01:57:08,662 Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me. 1018 01:57:15,961 --> 01:57:19,755 I love you. 1019 01:57:23,842 --> 01:57:30,516 I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me. 1020 01:57:42,652 --> 01:57:46,280 Make yourself at home. 1021 01:57:47,615 --> 01:57:50,243 Anything else in the bag? 1022 01:57:50,410 --> 01:57:54,163 But I was playing soccer while you were away. 1023 01:57:54,330 --> 01:57:57,834 I love my cookbook. 1024 01:57:58,000 --> 01:58:03,004 It's got wonderful recipes. It says something with a shark. 1025 01:58:03,171 --> 01:58:08,427 Shark with a bite. Would you like that, Spencer? 1026 01:58:08,593 --> 01:58:12,078 And some cookies here called Wasps' Nests. 1027 01:58:14,725 --> 01:58:18,186 Where is my big hairy boy? 1028 01:58:18,395 --> 01:58:23,190 Where is he? Where is my beautiful boy? 1029 01:58:23,357 --> 01:58:25,526 Sweetheart. 1030 01:58:25,693 --> 01:58:29,155 Oh, you're in bed. - No, no. 1031 01:58:32,533 --> 01:58:39,747 I just didn't think Verdell should get too comfortable sleeping here. 1032 01:58:39,914 --> 01:58:43,585 The dog's already comfortable. 1033 01:58:47,589 --> 01:58:49,589 ls this okay? 1034 01:58:51,509 --> 01:58:55,054 Hello... Hi, it's me. 1035 01:58:55,513 --> 01:59:00,767 He took me in. It's Carol for you. 1036 01:59:00,934 --> 01:59:05,772 Jackie brought it all over... - Just take the dog. 1037 01:59:06,773 --> 01:59:08,773 Take the dog. 1038 01:59:12,112 --> 01:59:17,618 Come on. Move fast. Don't limp. - Good luck. 1039 01:59:33,966 --> 01:59:37,094 Howare you doing? - Not so hot. 1040 01:59:37,261 --> 01:59:43,016 Why? What's wrong? - Was I sensible or hard on you? 1041 01:59:43,308 --> 01:59:49,606 Maybe both. - Are you being cute or crazy now? 1042 01:59:49,773 --> 01:59:54,444 Cute. - You don't have to answer. 1043 01:59:54,653 --> 01:59:57,072 Just listen to me. 1044 01:59:57,822 --> 02:00:02,184 It's really something that you're looking after Simon. 1045 02:00:02,284 --> 02:00:07,956 And what I said on the street... That was a bad thing to say. 1046 02:00:08,165 --> 02:00:14,296 It made me sick to my stomach. It was a bad thing to say. 1047 02:00:14,672 --> 02:00:19,384 And I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoy your company. 1048 02:00:21,010 --> 02:00:27,141 But you do bother me. And I know it's better for me... 1049 02:00:27,350 --> 02:00:32,005 ...to not have contact with you because you're not ready. 1050 02:00:32,105 --> 02:00:36,718 You're an old guy to not be ready. And I'm too old to ignore that. 1051 02:00:36,818 --> 02:00:42,489 But there were extraordinary kindnesses that did take place. 1052 02:00:49,162 --> 02:00:52,124 Anyway. Thanks for the trip. 1053 02:00:53,917 --> 02:00:56,253 Goodnight. 1054 02:00:56,420 --> 02:00:59,505 Okay if I say something now? 1055 02:01:03,551 --> 02:01:06,137 Go ahead. 1056 02:01:07,138 --> 02:01:11,308 I should have danced with you. 1057 02:01:14,395 --> 02:01:17,857 Goodnight. 1058 02:01:37,417 --> 02:01:42,004 Are you going to talk to me? - I'm coming. 1059 02:01:52,431 --> 02:01:57,477 What did she say? - That I'm a great guy. 1060 02:01:57,644 --> 02:02:01,898 And she doesn't want contact with me. 1061 02:02:03,024 --> 02:02:05,902 I'm dying here. 1062 02:02:07,194 --> 02:02:13,117 Because... you love her. - No. 1063 02:02:13,284 --> 02:02:16,604 And you people are supposed to be sensitive? 1064 02:02:16,704 --> 02:02:21,191 Then you tell me why. You're the one who's 'dying here'. 1065 02:02:21,291 --> 02:02:24,961 Let me sleep on it. - Oh, come on. 1066 02:02:25,128 --> 02:02:28,923 I'll figure it out. - Please... 1067 02:02:30,342 --> 02:02:36,723 I'm stuck. I can't get back to my old life. 1068 02:02:38,849 --> 02:02:43,837 She's evicted me from my life. - Did you really like it that much? 1069 02:02:43,937 --> 02:02:47,149 It's better than this. 1070 02:02:47,316 --> 02:02:51,845 If you're going to give me hope, you've got to do better. 1071 02:02:51,945 --> 02:02:55,891 If you can't be mildly interesting, then shut up. 1072 02:02:55,991 --> 02:03:00,061 I'm drowning here. And you're describing the water. 1073 02:03:00,161 --> 02:03:03,247 Picking on me won't help. 1074 02:03:04,374 --> 02:03:08,252 If that's true, I'm really in trouble. 1075 02:03:08,419 --> 02:03:12,465 Do you know where you're lucky? 1076 02:03:17,220 --> 02:03:20,889 You know who you want. 1077 02:03:21,056 --> 02:03:27,145 I would take your seat any day. Do something. Go over there. 1078 02:03:27,312 --> 02:03:32,609 Tonight. It's not always good to let things calm down. 1079 02:03:32,776 --> 02:03:36,780 You can do this, Melvin. 1080 02:03:36,947 --> 02:03:40,157 Tell her how you feel. 1081 02:03:40,366 --> 02:03:44,578 I'm charged. - Yes, you are. 1082 02:03:44,745 --> 02:03:49,442 She might kill me if I go there. - Then stay. I'll read you a story. 1083 02:03:49,542 --> 02:03:55,492 The best thing going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself. 1084 02:03:55,506 --> 02:03:59,259 Go over there. Do this. Catch her off guard. 1085 02:04:09,060 --> 02:04:11,729 Thanks a lot. 1086 02:04:13,398 --> 02:04:16,192 Here I go. 1087 02:04:25,242 --> 02:04:28,036 What's wrong? 1088 02:04:29,621 --> 02:04:32,749 I forgot to lock the door. 1089 02:05:51,032 --> 02:05:54,687 What do you want? - I'm sorry I woke you up. 1090 02:05:54,827 --> 02:05:58,121 I wasn't asleep. 1091 02:06:01,458 --> 02:06:04,461 What a break. 1092 02:06:05,420 --> 02:06:09,091 ls it a secret what you're doing here? 1093 02:06:11,343 --> 02:06:14,304 I had to see you. 1094 02:06:17,473 --> 02:06:19,767 Because? 1095 02:06:22,186 --> 02:06:26,232 It relaxes me. 1096 02:06:26,690 --> 02:06:30,928 I'd feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb -... 1097 02:06:31,028 --> 02:06:35,407 ...than any other place I can think of or imagine. 1098 02:06:35,574 --> 02:06:38,201 That's overstating. 1099 02:06:38,368 --> 02:06:44,249 I'd rather be sitting inside so I don't get my feet in the gutter. 1100 02:06:44,415 --> 02:06:49,963 Stop. Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? 1101 02:06:50,129 --> 02:06:53,954 A regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me. 1102 02:06:54,050 --> 02:06:57,427 Everybody wants that. It doesn't exist. 1103 02:07:01,056 --> 02:07:06,186 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. 1104 02:07:12,317 --> 02:07:15,529 Boyfriend... 1105 02:07:18,406 --> 02:07:23,703 Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you. 1106 02:07:23,911 --> 02:07:28,040 Maybe we could live without the wisecracks? 1107 02:07:31,419 --> 02:07:35,172 Maybe we could. 1108 02:08:00,070 --> 02:08:05,075 It feels a little confined here. Let's take a walk. 1109 02:08:07,995 --> 02:08:13,542 It's four in the morning. A walk sounds a little screwy to me. 1110 02:08:14,418 --> 02:08:19,589 If you don't mind. - Well, if you need an excuse... 1111 02:08:20,423 --> 02:08:24,758 There's a bakery on the corner that'll be open soon. 1112 02:08:24,802 --> 02:08:30,558 That way we're not screwy, but two people that like warm rolls. 1113 02:08:54,873 --> 02:09:01,295 What are you doing? - I want you to hear that song. 1114 02:09:08,677 --> 02:09:13,516 And darling I'm neverlonely... 1115 02:09:13,682 --> 02:09:17,185 ...wheneveryou're in sight... 1116 02:09:18,019 --> 02:09:20,019 Thank you. 1117 02:09:21,523 --> 02:09:24,818 I was... 1118 02:09:38,705 --> 02:09:43,961 I'm sorry. Whatever this is won't work. 1119 02:09:52,386 --> 02:09:54,805 I'm... - What? 1120 02:09:56,973 --> 02:09:59,767 I'm feeling better. 1121 02:09:59,934 --> 02:10:06,816 It may seem that way now, but you don't know me all that well. 1122 02:10:07,692 --> 02:10:10,736 I'm not the answer for you. 1123 02:10:10,903 --> 02:10:14,991 I've got a compliment for you. - You know what? 1124 02:10:15,157 --> 02:10:19,035 Let me talk. 1125 02:10:25,625 --> 02:10:29,379 I might be the only person on the earth -... 1126 02:10:29,587 --> 02:10:32,657 ...that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. 1127 02:10:32,757 --> 02:10:40,347 I might be the only one who knows how amazing you are. 1128 02:10:40,723 --> 02:10:44,893 And how you are with Spencer. Spence. 1129 02:10:46,103 --> 02:10:50,316 And in every single thought you have. 1130 02:10:50,482 --> 02:10:57,196 How you almost always mean something that's about being straight or good. 1131 02:10:58,448 --> 02:11:02,285 Most people miss that about you. 1132 02:11:02,618 --> 02:11:07,857 I wonder how they can watch you bring their food and clear tables -... 1133 02:11:07,957 --> 02:11:12,362 ...and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. 1134 02:11:12,462 --> 02:11:17,591 And the fact that I get it makes me feel good... 1135 02:11:18,508 --> 02:11:22,721 ...about me. 1136 02:11:29,144 --> 02:11:35,609 ls that something that it's bad for you to be around? 1137 02:11:44,784 --> 02:11:47,203 No. 1138 02:11:49,955 --> 02:11:53,209 I'm going to grab you? 1139 02:11:53,375 --> 02:11:58,645 I didn't mean for that to be a question. I'm going to grab you. 1140 02:12:21,527 --> 02:12:24,404 I know I can do better than that. 1141 02:12:47,843 --> 02:12:51,722 Better. Definitely better. 1142 02:12:55,726 --> 02:12:58,728 See? 1143 02:13:12,742 --> 02:13:17,454 Want something? - Warm rolls. 1144 02:13:26,005 --> 02:13:28,215 Excuse us.