1 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:20,000 Long ago, in the far away land of ancient Greece... 2 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,900 there was a golden age of powerful gods... 3 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,700 and extraordinay heroes. 4 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,900 And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes... 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,700 was the mighty Hercules. 6 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,600 But what is the measure of a true hero? 7 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,800 Ah, that is what our stoy is... 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,300 Will you listen to him? 9 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,400 He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy. 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,000 Lighten up, dude. 11 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,100 We'll take it from here, darling. 12 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,100 You go, girl. 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,600 We are the muses... 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,400 goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. 15 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,200 Heroes like Hercules. 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,300 Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules". 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,600 Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him... 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,500 Our story actually begins... 19 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,700 long before Hercules... 20 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,900 many eons ago. 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,600 Ah 22 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:12,600 Back when the world was new 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,400 - Whoa! - The planet Earth was down on its luck 24 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:21,900 And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,900 It was a nasty place 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,600 There was a mess wherever you stepped 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,400 Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept 28 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,000 Whoo! Say it, girlfriend! 29 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,600 And then along came Zeus 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,600 - He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,100 - Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped 32 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:46,000 And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks 33 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,600 And that's the gospel truth 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,200 The guy was too "TypeA" to just relax 35 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,200 - And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby. 36 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth 37 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,200 Though, honey it may seem impossible 38 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:04,500 That's the gospel truth 39 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,900 On Mount Olympus life was neat 40 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,300 And smooth as sweet vermouth 41 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,400 Although, honey it may seem impossible 42 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:19,900 That's the gospel truth 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,800 - Ah, ah - Ah 44 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 - Ah, ah - Oh, yeah, yeah 45 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:32,100 - Ah, ah - Hey, hey, hey 46 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,200 - Ah, ah - Hey, yeah 47 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,300 Hercules! 48 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,600 Behave yourself. 49 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:10,300 Oh, look at this. 50 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,900 Look how cute he is. 51 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,500 Hah! Oh, he's strong... 52 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,600 like his dad, hmm? 53 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,600 Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! 54 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,800 Excuse me. One side, Ares. 55 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,500 Why, Hermes, they're lovely. 56 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,900 Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. 57 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,400 Isn't that too nutty? 58 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,400 Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room... 59 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,900 since Narcissus discovered himself. 60 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,900 Dear, keep those away from the baby. 61 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,100 Oh, he won't hurt himself. 62 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,700 Let the kid have a little fun. 63 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,900 On behalf of my son, I want to thank you all... 64 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,900 for your wonderful gifts! 65 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,700 What about our gift, dear? 66 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:10,000 Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes. 67 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:14,600 A little cirrus and, uh, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus... 68 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,200 and a dash of cumulus. 69 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:25,300 His name is Pegasus... 70 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,400 and he's all yours, son. 71 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,800 Mind his head. 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,800 He's so tiny. 73 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,000 My boy. 74 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,900 My little Hercules. 75 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,500 How sentimental. 76 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,300 You know, I haven't been this choked up... 77 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,200 since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! 78 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,600 Huh? 79 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,600 So is this an audience or a mosaic? 80 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,100 Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress. 81 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,800 So, Hades, you finally made it. 82 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,700 How are things in the underworld? 83 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,600 Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. 84 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,900 And, as always, hey, full of dead people. 85 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:23,200 What are you gonna do? Ah! There's the little sunspot. 86 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,300 Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. 87 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,100 Eh? Here you go. You just... 88 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,300 Sheesh! 89 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,600 Uh, powerful little tyke. 90 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,200 Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration! 91 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,700 Hey. Love to, babe... 92 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,600 but unlike you gods lounging about up here... 93 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,100 I regrettably have a full-time gig... 94 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,800 that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. 95 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,200 So, can't. Love to, but can't. 96 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,100 You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. 97 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,100 Hah! Work yourself to death! 98 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,900 Oh, I kill myself! 99 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,700 If only. If only. 100 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,100 If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. 101 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,800 'Cause he had an evil plan. 102 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,500 He ran the underworld 103 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:24,400 But thought the dead were dull and uncouth 104 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,800 He was as mean as he was ruthless 105 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,900 And that's the gospel truth 106 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,700 He had a plan to shake things up 107 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:46,200 And that's the gospel truth 108 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,700 Pain! 109 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,700 Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow! 110 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,700 - Panic! - Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it! 111 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,100 - Pain! Oh! - And Panic! 112 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,300 Reporting for duty! 113 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,700 Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive. 114 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,600 Oh. They're here. 115 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,100 What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me? 116 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:31,300 We are worms! Worthless worms! 117 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,900 Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting. 118 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,300 Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life... 119 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,800 good and tight. 120 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,000 Incoming! 121 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,400 Ladies. I am so sorry that I'm... 122 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,500 - Late! - We knew you would be. 123 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,800 We know eveything. 124 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,000 - Past. - Present. 125 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,100 And future. 126 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,100 Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big. 127 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,800 Great, gr... Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party and I lost track of... 128 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:21,700 - We know! - Yeah. I know you know. 129 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,900 So here's the deal. Zeus... 130 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:29,000 Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, You, Get Off Of My Cloud",... now he has... 131 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,300 - A bouncing baby brat. - We know! 132 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,200 I know you know! I know. I got it. 133 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,700 I got the concept. So let me just ask: 134 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,900 is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? 135 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,500 - What do you think? - Oh, no you don't. 136 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,000 We're not supposed to reveal the future. 137 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,700 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I... 138 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,600 Can I ask you a question by the way? Are you... 139 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,000 Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. 140 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,500 I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death. 141 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,300 Oh, gross! 142 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,500 Yech! It's blinkin'! 143 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,300 Ladies, please. My fate... 144 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,500 is in your lovely hands. 145 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:13,400 - Oh. - Oh, all right. 146 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,700 In 18 years precisely... 147 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,300 the planets will align... 148 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,600 ever so nicely. 149 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,900 Ay, verse. Oy. 150 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,600 The time to act will be at hand. 151 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:34,900 Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. 152 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,400 Mm-hmm. Good, good. 153 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,900 Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall... 154 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 and you, Hades... 155 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,200 will rule all! 156 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,900 Yes! Hades rules! 157 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,200 - A word of caution to this tale. - Excuse me? 158 00:09:55,400 --> 00:10:00,000 Should Hercules fight, you will fail. 159 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,000 What? 160 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,900 Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine. 161 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,100 Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya. 162 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,400 How do you kill a god? 163 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,200 I do not know! 164 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,000 You can't. They're immortal? 165 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,800 Bingo! They're immortal! 166 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,600 So, first you got to turn the little sunspot... 167 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,600 mortal. 168 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,900 - Huh? - Wha... What is it? 169 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,800 The baby! 170 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,500 Hercules! Oh! 171 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:21,500 No! 172 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,100 Now we did it! 173 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,300 Zeus is gonna use us for target practice! 174 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,600 Just hang on to the kid, Panic! 175 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,700 Hurry! Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay? 176 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:38,000 Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula. 177 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,400 Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now? 178 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,700 No, no, no. He has to drink the whole potion. 179 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:50,000 - Evey last drop! - Who's there? 180 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,800 Alcmene, over here. 181 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,900 Oh, you poor thing. 182 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,000 - Oh, don't cy. - Is anybody there? 183 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,300 - Now? - Now. 184 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,800 Oh. Well, he must have been abandoned. 185 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,500 Amphityon, for so many years... 186 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,900 we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. 187 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,300 Perhaps they've answered our prayers. 188 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,000 Perhaps they have. 189 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,000 "Hercules"? 190 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,800 Help, help, help! 191 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,200 Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened. 192 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,000 You mean, if he finds out. 193 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,500 Of course he's gonna f... 194 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,600 If. If is good. 195 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:01,300 It was tragic. Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search. 196 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,400 But by the time they found the baby, it was too late. 197 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:10,200 - Young Herc was mortal now - Mmm 198 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,900 But since he did not drink the last drop 199 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,100 He still retained his godlike strength 200 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:21,800 - So thank his lucky stars - Tell it, girl. 201 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,800 - But Zeus and Hera wept - Ooh, ooh, ooh 202 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,600 Because their son could never come home 203 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,400 They'd have to watch their precious baby 204 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,500 Grow up from a far 205 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:42,600 Though Hades' horrid plan 206 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,000 Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth 207 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,300 - Ahh - The boy grew stronger everyday 208 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,600 And that's the gospel truth 209 00:13:54,800 --> 00:14:02,600 The gospel truth 210 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,300 Hercules, slow down! 211 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,400 Look out! 212 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,200 Oops! S-S-sorry, guys! 213 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,500 - Hey, watch where you're goin'! - Sunday driver! 214 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,700 Thanks, son. 215 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,500 When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for. 216 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,900 - No problem, Pop. - Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet. 217 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,900 First, I have to finagle with Phideas. 218 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,400 Okay. 219 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,600 Oops. sorry, Penelope. 220 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,000 Now, Hercules, this time, please just... 221 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,300 I know, I know. 222 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,900 Stay by the cart. 223 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,900 That's my boy. 224 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,600 Oh, my goodness. Whoa! 225 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,400 Careful! 226 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,900 - Why, thank you. - No problem. 227 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,400 Why, Hercules! I-I-It's you! 228 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,200 - Let me, let me help you with that. - No, no, no, no, no. I got it! 229 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,300 I'm fine. You just run along. 230 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,200 - Are you sure? - Oh, yes. 231 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,200 Absolutely. 232 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,300 Yo! Give it here! 233 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,300 Hey, you need an extra guy? 234 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,700 Uh, sorry, Herc. 235 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,400 Uh, we already got five... 236 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,300 and we want to keep it an even number. 237 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,800 - Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an ev... - See ya, Herc. 238 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,700 - What a geek! - Destructo Boy. 239 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,400 - Maybe we should call him "Jerkules". - Yeah! 240 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,800 Heads up! 241 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,900 - I-I got it! - No! Stop! 242 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,200 Uh-oh. Oh, no. 243 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,100 It's okay. 244 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,100 Hey! Whoa! 245 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,900 - Son! - Hang on, Pop! Be right back! 246 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,900 Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! Oh, no, no, no, no! 247 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,500 No, no, no, no, no, no! 248 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,700 Watch out! 249 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,400 Nice catch, Jerkules. 250 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,300 Son. 251 00:16:55,500 --> 00:17:00,400 This is the last straw, Amphityon! 252 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,100 That boy is a menace! 253 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,100 He's too dangerous to be around normal people! 254 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,000 He didn't mean any harm. He's just a kid. 255 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:13,100 He-He just can't control his strength. 256 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,600 I'm warning you. You keep that-that-that... 257 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,300 freak away from here! 258 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,700 Freak! Yeah, go away! 259 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:39,300 Son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to ya. 260 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,100 But, Pop, they're right. I-I am a freak. 261 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,400 I-I try to fit in. I really do. 262 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,200 I just can't. 263 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,000 Sometimes I feel like... 264 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,900 like I really don't belong here... 265 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:59,900 like I'm supposed to be someplace else. 266 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,100 Hercules, son... 267 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,100 I know it doesn't make any sense. 268 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,700 I have often dreamed 269 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,000 Of a far-offplace 270 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:25,700 Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me 271 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,000 Where the crowds will cheer 272 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,900 When they see my face 273 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,600 And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be 274 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,400 I will find my way 275 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,500 I can go the distance 276 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,700 I'll be there someday 277 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,100 If I can be strong 278 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,700 I know every mile 279 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,500 Will be worth my while 280 00:18:54,900 --> 00:19:01,700 I would go most anywhere to feel like I 281 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,000 Belong 282 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,400 Hercules, there's something your mother and I... 283 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:16,200 have been meaning to, to tell ya. 284 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,400 But if you found me, then where did I come from? 285 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,000 Why was I left here? 286 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,700 This was around your neck when we found you. 287 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 It's the symbol of the gods. 288 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,700 This is it! Don't you see? Maybe they have the answers. 289 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,000 I'll go to the temple of Zeus and... 290 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,000 Ma, Pop... 291 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,600 you're the greatest parents anyone could have, but... 292 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,600 I-I gotta know. 293 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,000 I am on my way 294 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,200 I can go the distance 295 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,000 I don't care how far 296 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,400 Somehow, I'll be strong 297 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,800 I know every mile 298 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,500 Will be worth my while 299 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,600 I would go most anywhere 300 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:34,600 To find where I belong 301 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,800 Oh, mighty Zeus... 302 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,200 please, hear me and, and answer my prayer. 303 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,400 I need to know: Who am I? 304 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,000 Wh-Where do I belong? 305 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,000 Huh? 306 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,800 My boy. My little Hercules. 307 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,900 Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo! 308 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,200 What's your hurry? After all these years... 309 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,900 is this the kind of hello you give your father? 310 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,600 F-F-Father? 311 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,700 Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? 312 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,800 Surprise! 313 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,900 Look how you've grown. 314 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,800 Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes... 315 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,000 and my strong chin. 316 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,000 - Hah! - I-I don't understand. 317 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,100 If you're my father, that would make me a... 318 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,600 A god. 319 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,300 A god. A god! 320 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,900 Hey, you wanted answers, and by thunder... 321 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,700 you're old enough now to know the truth. 322 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,400 But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me? 323 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:15,200 Of course we did. Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts. 324 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,900 But someone stole you from us and turned you mortal... 325 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,300 and only gods can live on Mount Olympus. 326 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,900 And you can't do a thing? 327 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,000 I can't, Hercules, but you can. 328 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,200 R-Really? W-What? I'll do anything. 329 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,600 Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth... 330 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,700 your godhood will be restored. 331 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,700 A true hero. Great! 332 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,300 Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero? 333 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:45,900 First, you must seek out Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes. 334 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,800 Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll... 335 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,100 - Whoa! - Whoa! Hold your horses! 336 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,100 Which reminds me. 337 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,400 Ha-ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus... 338 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,200 but you two go way back, son. 339 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Oh, Pegasus! 340 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,100 He's a magnificent horse... 341 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,600 with the brain of a bird. 342 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,200 I'll find Philoctetes, become a true hero! 343 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,600 That's the spirit! 344 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,100 I won't let you down, Father! Yee-hah! 345 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,300 Good luck, son. 346 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,600 I will beat the odds 347 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,600 I can go the distance 348 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:43,000 I will face the world 349 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,100 Fearless, proud and strong 350 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,500 I will please the gods 351 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,500 I can go the distance 352 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,200 Till I find my hero's welcome 353 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,500 Right where I 354 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:08,300 Belong 355 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,300 Whoa! 356 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,800 - You sure this is the right place? 357 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,900 - What's the matter, little guy? You stuck? 358 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:54,300 - Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy! - Ugh! 359 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,900 Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back! Come back, come back! 360 00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,100 Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez! 361 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,900 Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, nymphs! 362 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,700 - They can't keep their hands off me. - Hey! 363 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,000 What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before? 364 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,800 Uh, no. Can you help us? 365 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:20,600 We're looking for someone called Philoctetes. 366 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,600 - Call me Phil. - Phil! 367 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,100 - Ow! - Boy, am I glad to meet you! 368 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,400 I'm Hercules, and this is Pegasus. 369 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,900 Animals. Disgusting. 370 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,200 I need your help. I want to become a hero, a true hero. 371 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,200 sorry, kid. Can't help ya. 372 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,100 - Wait. - Whoo! 373 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,200 Uh, sorry. Why not? 374 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,800 Two words: I am retired. 375 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,800 Look, I gotta do this. 376 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,800 Haven't you ever had a dream... 377 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,500 something you wanted so bad you'd do anything? 378 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,500 Kid, come inside. I want to show you somethin'. 379 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo. 380 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,800 - The Argo? - Yeah. 381 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,400 Who do you think taught Jason how to sail? Cleopatra? 382 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,000 I trained all those would-be heroes. 383 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,000 Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus". 384 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,600 And every single one of those bums let me down... 385 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,500 flatter than a discus. 386 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,600 None of'em could go the distance. 387 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,600 And then there was Achilles. 388 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,600 Now there was a guy who had it all... 389 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,600 the build, the foot speed. 390 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,700 He could jab. He could take a hit. 391 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,200 He could keep on comin'. 392 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,900 But that furshlugginer heel of his! 393 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:52,900 He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history. 394 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,800 Yeah, I had a dream once. 395 00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:00,300 I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was. 396 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:04,600 So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars... 397 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,300 all across the sky... 398 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:10,100 and people would say, "That's Phil's boy". 399 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200 That's right. 400 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,200 Eh, but dreams are for rookies. 401 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,300 A guy can only take so much disappointment. 402 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,500 But I'm different than those other guys, Phil. 403 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,700 I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show ya. 404 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,800 Jeez. You don't give up, do ya? 405 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,300 Watch this. 406 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,600 Holy Hera. 407 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,100 You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it! 408 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,300 I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again. 409 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,200 But if I don't become a true hero... 410 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,300 I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus. 411 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,500 Hold it. Zeus is your father, right? 412 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,500 Uh-huh. 413 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:52,100 Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy. 414 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,200 Mr. Lightning Bolts! Read me a book, would ya, Da-Da? 415 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,200 Zeus! "Once upon a time..." 416 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,000 - It's the truth! - Please! 417 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,700 So you wanna be a hero, kid 418 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,800 Well, whoop-de-do 419 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 I have been around the block before 420 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,400 With blockheads just like you 421 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,800 Each and everyone a disappointment 422 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,400 Pain for which there ain't no ointment 423 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,100 So much for excuses Though a kid of Zeus is 424 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,500 Askin 'me to jump into the fray 425 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,400 My answer is two words 426 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,900 Okay. 427 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,400 You mean you'll do it? 428 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,500 - You win. - You won't be sorry, Phil. 429 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,900 - Oh, gods. - So when do we start? Can we start now? 430 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,900 Oy, vay. 431 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,900 I'd given up hope that someone would come 432 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,700 Along 433 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:51,200 A fella who'd ring the bell for once 434 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:53,500 Not the gong 435 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,900 The kind who wins trophies 436 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,400 Won't settle for low fees 437 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,300 At least semipro fees 438 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,300 But, no I get the greenhorn 439 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:07,800 I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone 440 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:12,600 Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn 441 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,100 But you need an advisor 442 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,500 A satyr, but wiser 443 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:21,300 A good merchandiser and... whoa 444 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:25,300 There goes my ulcer I'm down to one last hope, and I hope 445 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,300 It's you 446 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,100 Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true 447 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,300 It rained enough turkeys 448 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,800 - Who nevercame through - Whoa! 449 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,600 You're my one last hope so you'll have to do 450 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,500 Rule number six: when rescuing a damsel... 451 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,700 always handle with care. 452 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,400 No! 453 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,500 Rule number 95, kid: concentrate! 454 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,000 Rule number 96: 455 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,200 aim! 456 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,500 Demigods have faced the odds 457 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,800 And ended up a mockey 458 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,500 Don't believe the stories 459 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:11,100 That you read on all the crockey 460 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,600 To be a true hero, kid is a dyin' art 461 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,300 Like paintin' a masterpiece 462 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,400 It's a work of heart 463 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,700 It takes more than sinew 464 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,300 Comes down to what's in you 465 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,100 You have to continue to grow 466 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,300 Now that's more like it! 467 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,900 I'm down to one lastshot 468 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,700 And my last high note 469 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:43,000 Before that blasted underworld gets my goat 470 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,000 My dreams are on you, kid 471 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,200 Go make 'em come true 472 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,100 Climb that uphill slope 473 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,700 Keep pushin 'that envelope 474 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,600 You're my one last hope 475 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:57,000 And, kid, it's up to 476 00:30:57,100 --> 00:31:01,000 You 477 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,700 Yeah! 478 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,100 Did you see that? 479 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,600 Next stop, Olympus. 480 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,600 All right. Just take it easy, champ. 481 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800 I am ready. I want to get off this island. 482 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,400 I want to see battles and monsters. 483 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,400 Rescue some damsels. 484 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,700 You know, heroic stuff. 485 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,100 - Well. - Aw, come on, Phil! 486 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,600 Well, okay, okay. You want a road test? Saddle up, kid. 487 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,300 - We're goin' to Thebes! - Ya-hoo! 488 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,000 - So what's in Thebes? - A lot of problems. 489 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,200 It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep. 490 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,400 Sounds like your basic DID... 491 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,400 - Hyah! - Damsel in distress! 492 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,400 Not so fast, sweetheart. 493 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,000 I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll... 494 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,800 Whoo! I like 'em fiey! 495 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,900 Now remember, kid. First, analyse the situation. 496 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,900 Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh? 497 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,700 He's losin' points for this! 498 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,200 - You don't know what you're... - Halt! 499 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,600 Step aside, two legs. 500 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,300 Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir. 501 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,300 I'll have to ask you to release that young... 502 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,200 - Keep movin', junior. - Lady. 503 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,900 But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress? 504 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,200 I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. 505 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,200 I can handle this. Have a nice day. 506 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,200 Uh... 507 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,400 Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realize... 508 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,600 Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! 509 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,400 Sword. Right, right. Rule number 15: a hero is only as good as his weapon! 510 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own. 511 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,600 Come on, kid! Concentrate! 512 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,300 Use your head! 513 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,100 Oh. 514 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:18,800 All right! Not bad, kid! 515 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,500 Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad. 516 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,000 Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry. 517 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,300 - Oh. - That was dumb. 518 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,800 Yeah. 519 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,400 Excuse me. 520 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,100 Nice work! Excelente. 521 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,300 Is Wonderboy here for real? 522 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,400 What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa! 523 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:54,200 And by the way, sweet cheeks. I'm real too. 524 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,800 Ugh! 525 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,100 Yee-hah! Ya-hoo! 526 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,000 Whoa! 527 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,300 - How was that, Phil? - Reign it in, rookie. 528 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,300 You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons... 529 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,000 but this is the big leagues! 530 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,900 At least I beat him, didn't I? 531 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:46,500 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! 532 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:49,400 D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. 533 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,300 You gotta stay focused, and you... 534 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,800 Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh... 535 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,900 Megara. My friends call me Meg. 536 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,900 At least they would if I had any friends. 537 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:13,600 So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? 538 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:17,600 Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh... 539 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,200 - Uh, uh... - Are you always this articulate? 540 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,300 Hercules. My... My name is Hercules. 541 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,700 Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy. 542 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,000 So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh... 543 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:34,500 Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. 544 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,600 They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours". 545 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:44,500 Don't wory. Shorty here can explain it to ya later. 546 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,800 Well, thanks for everything, Herc. 547 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,800 It's been a real slice. 548 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,100 Wait! Um, can we give you a ride? 549 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,900 Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much. 550 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,700 Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. 551 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:05,600 He'd be more than happy to... Ow! 552 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,100 I'll be all right. I'm a big tough girl. 553 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,400 I tie my own sandals and everything. 554 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,100 Bye-bye, Wonderboy. 555 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,800 Bye. 556 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,100 She's somethin'. Isn't she, Phil? 557 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:26,000 Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really somethin'. 558 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,200 A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc! 559 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:30,800 Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc! 560 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,500 We got a job to do, remember? 561 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,400 Thebes is still waitin'. 562 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,900 Yeah. Yeah. I know. 563 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,200 Aw, how cute. 564 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,100 A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park. 565 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,000 Who you callin' a rodent, sister? 566 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:59,000 - I'm a bunny! - A-And I'm his gopher! 567 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,100 Ta-dah! 568 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:03,500 I thought I smelled a rat. 569 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,600 - Meg. - Speak of the devil. 570 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,800 Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut. Meg. 571 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,800 What exactly happened here? 572 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,700 I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team... 573 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,400 for the uprising, and here I am, kind of river guardian-less. 574 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,600 I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. 575 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,100 Fine. So instead of subtracting two years from your sentence... 576 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200 hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay? 577 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,500 - Give that your best shot. - Look. It wasn't my fault. 578 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,300 It was this wonderboy, Hercules. 579 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,900 Hercules. Why does that name ring a bell? 580 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,900 I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money? 581 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,600 - What was that name again? - Hercules. 582 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,600 He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine... 583 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,700 but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. 584 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,700 Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to... 585 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:56,200 Oh, my gods! Run for it! 586 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,700 So you took care of him, huh? 587 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,800 Dead as a doornail. 588 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:04,800 Weren't those your exact words? 589 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,700 This might be a different Hercules. 590 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,500 Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays! 591 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:14,000 Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason... 592 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,700 and the girls were all named Brittany? 593 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,400 I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... 594 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,900 and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... 595 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,300 is waltzing around in the woods! 596 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,500 Wait. Wait, big guy. 597 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,500 - We can still cut in on his waltzing. - That's right. 598 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,400 And-And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. 599 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,900 Didn't we? 600 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,300 Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you... 601 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,300 we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. 602 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,100 And this time, no foul-ups. 603 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,600 Wow! 604 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,200 - Is that all one town? - One town, a million troubles. 605 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,100 The one and only Thebes. 606 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,500 The Big Olive itself. 607 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,500 If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 608 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,900 Stick with me, kid. The city is a dangerous place. 609 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:24,400 - Look where you're goin', numbskull! - Hey, I'm walkin' here! 610 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,900 See what I mean? I'm tellin' you. Wackos. 611 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,400 Pita bread. Pita bread. Get your pita bread here. 612 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,200 - Hey, Mack. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 613 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,300 You wanna buy a sundial? 614 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500 He's not interested, all right? Come on, kid. 615 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,800 The end is coming! Can't you feel it? 616 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,700 Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. 617 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,200 We'll ponder that for awhile. Just stare at the sidewalk. 618 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,700 Come on. Don't make eye contact. 619 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,300 People here are nuts. That's because they live in a city of turmoil. 620 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,300 Trust me, kid. You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered. 621 00:39:55,900 --> 00:40:00,400 It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire. 622 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:04,700 everything except old Snowball here. 623 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,500 Now were the fires before or after the earthquake? 624 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,500 They were after the earthquake. I remember. 625 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,100 But before the flood. 626 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,400 Don't even get me started on the crime rate. 627 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,300 Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry. 628 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,100 Tell me about it. 629 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,200 It seems like every time I turn around... 630 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,400 there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I... 631 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,700 All we need now is a plague of locusts. 632 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,100 That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta! 633 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,700 Excuse me. 634 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,500 It, uh... 635 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:41,300 seems to me that what you folks need is a hero. 636 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,600 Yeah, and who are you? 637 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,900 I'm Hercules, and, uh... 638 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,300 I happen to be a hero. 639 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,700 - Is that so? - A hero! 640 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,100 Have you ever saved a town before? 641 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,500 Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I... 642 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,100 Have you ever reversed a natural disaster? 643 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,500 Well, uh, no. 644 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:08,500 Oh, listen to thi... He's just another chariot chaser. This we need. 645 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,000 That's a laugh. 646 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,600 - Don't you pea brains get it? - Hmm? 647 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,700 This kid is the genuine article. 648 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,100 Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles? 649 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:20,800 Watch it, pal. 650 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:25,400 Yeah, you're right. Hey, uh, nice job on those heels! 651 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,100 Ya missed a spot! 652 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,400 You... I got your heel right here! 653 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,700 I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You... 654 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,800 Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! 655 00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:38,700 What are you, crazy? Sheesh. 656 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,500 Young man, we need a professional hero... 657 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,000 not an amateur. 658 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,900 Well, wait. Stop! 659 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,000 How am I supposed to prove myself a hero... 660 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,900 if nobody will give me a chance? 661 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,400 You'll get your chance. 662 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,300 You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster. 663 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:06,100 Please. Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident! 664 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,600 - Meg? - Speakin' of disasters. 665 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,300 Wonderboy! Hercules! 666 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,300 - Thank goodness. - Wha-Wha-What's wrong? 667 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,800 Oh! Outside of town. 668 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,200 Two little boys. Th-They were playing in the gorge. 669 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,900 Th-There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide. 670 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,700 - They're trapped! - Kids? Trapped? 671 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,500 Phil, this is great! 672 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,500 You're really choked up about this, aren't ya? 673 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,700 - Come on! - No, I... You don't under... 674 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:32,000 I, I have this terrible fear of heights! 675 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,900 I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo! 676 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,800 I'm way behind ya, kid. 677 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:44,300 I got a fur wedgie. 678 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,000 - Are you okay? - I'll be fine. 679 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,300 Just get me down before I ruin the upholstey. 680 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,300 Help! I can't breathe! 681 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,400 - Hurry! - Get us out! 682 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,000 We're suffocating! 683 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,300 Somebody call IX-I-I! 684 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,100 Easy, fellas. You'll be all right. 685 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,800 We can't last much longer! 686 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,500 Get us out before we get crushed! 687 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,600 - How you boys doin'? - We're okay now. 688 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,400 Jeepers, mister. You're really strong. 689 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,100 Well, just ty to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids? 690 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:43,200 We sure will. 691 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,200 Stirring performance, boys. 692 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,300 I was really moved. 693 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,800 "Jeepers, mister"? 694 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,100 I was going for innocence. 695 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:02,200 And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady. 696 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,400 What a dish. What a doll. 697 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,900 Get outta there, ya big lug, while ya still can. 698 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,700 Phil, I-I did great. 699 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,700 They even applauded. Sort of. 700 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,600 Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid... 701 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:17,600 but that ain't applause. 702 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,900 Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that thing? 703 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,500 Two words: 704 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,200 am-scray! 705 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:38,800 Let's get ready to rumble! 706 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,200 That's it. Dance around! Dance around! 707 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,700 Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth! Keep going. Come on. Come on. 708 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,800 Lead with your left. Lead with your left. Your other left! 709 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,500 Whoa! 710 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,400 All right! All right! You're bad! Okay! 711 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:56,700 See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard. 712 00:45:56,900 --> 00:46:00,100 Kid, kid, kid. How many horns do you see? 713 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,300 - Six? - Eh, close enough. 714 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,300 Let's get you cleaned up. 715 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:13,400 Guys, guys, relax. It's only halftime. 716 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,400 That doesn't sound good. 717 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,700 Definitely not good! 718 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,800 Will you forget the head-slicing thing? 719 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,300 Phil, I don't think we covered this one in basic training! 720 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:25,000 My favourite part of the game: 721 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,500 sudden death. 722 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:54,600 Oh. There goes another one. 723 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,900 Just like Achilles. 724 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:00,900 Game... 725 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:04,700 set, match. 726 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800 Hmm? 727 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:30,700 Phil, you gotta admit. 728 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,100 That was pretty heroic. 729 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:37,600 Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! Ya won by a landslide! 730 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,700 Hades mad. 731 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,700 Well, what do you know? 732 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,900 From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. 733 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:59,600 He was so hot, steam looked cool. 734 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,900 Oh, yeah 735 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,600 Bless my soul Herc was on a roll 736 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,700 Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll 737 00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:11,500 - What a pro - Herc could stop a show 738 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,500 Point him at a monster and you're talkin 'SRO 739 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:17,400 - He was a no one - A zero, zero 740 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,500 - Now he's a honcho - He's a hero 741 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,300 Here was a kid with his act down pat 742 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,200 Zero to hero in no time flat 743 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,000 - Zero to hero -Just like that 744 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,000 When he smiled the girls went wild 745 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,600 With oohs and aahs 746 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,600 And they slapped his face on every vase 747 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,600 On every "vahse" 748 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:43,300 From appearance fees and royalties 749 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,000 Our Herc had cash to burn 750 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,900 Now nouveau riche and famous 751 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,500 He could tell you what's a Grecian urn 752 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,400 Say amen There he goes again 753 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,200 - Sweet and undefeated - And an awesome ten for ten 754 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:00,800 Folks lined up just to watch him flex 755 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,200 And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs 756 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:07,100 Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers 757 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,000 Honey, the crowds were goin 'bonkers 758 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,600 - He showed the moxie brains and spunk - Yeah 759 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,800 - From zero to hero - A major hunk 760 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,300 - Zero to hero - And who'd have thunk 761 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:24,000 Who put the glad in gladiator 762 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:25,700 Hercules 763 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:28,300 Whose darin 'deeds are great theatre 764 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,900 Hercules 765 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,900 - Isn't he bold - No one braver 766 00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:34,100 - Is he sweet - Our favourite flavour 767 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:36,100 - Hercules - My man. 768 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,100 - Hercules - Hercules 769 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,200 - Hercules - Ooh 770 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:42,700 - Hercules - Look at my Hercules 771 00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:46,000 - Hercules, Hercules - Yeah, yeah, yeah 772 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,400 Bless my soul Herc was on a roll 773 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,000 - Undefeated - Riding high 774 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,200 - And the nicest guy. - Not conceited 775 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,300 - He was a nothing - A zero, zero 776 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,300 - Now he's a honcho - He's our hero 777 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:01,400 He hit the heights at breakneck speed 778 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,800 From zero to hero 779 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,800 Herc is a hero 780 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,100 Now he's a hero 781 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,200 Yes, indeed 782 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:18,200 Pull! 783 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,300 Nice shootin', Rex. 784 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,500 I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him... 785 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:29,100 and it doesn't even... 786 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:33,000 What are those? 787 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,000 Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing. 788 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,800 I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo... 789 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,400 or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke... 790 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:51,700 and you are wearing his merchandise? 791 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,800 Thirsty? 792 00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,800 Looks like your game's over. Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him. 793 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,800 Oh, yeah. 794 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,300 I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing... 795 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:28,900 the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet. 796 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:30,900 Don't even go there. 797 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,200 See, he's gotta have a weakness... 798 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,500 because everybody's got a weakness. 799 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,000 I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. 800 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:40,800 For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay? 801 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:43,600 We simply need to find out Wonderboy's. 802 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,900 I've done my part. Get your little imps... 803 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,900 They couldn't handle him as a baby. 804 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,700 I need somebody who can handle him as a man. 805 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,600 Hey, I've sworn off manhandling. 806 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,900 Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you... 807 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:56,900 into this jam in the first place, isn't it? 808 00:52:57,100 --> 00:53:00,400 You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. 809 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,000 And how does this creep thank you? 810 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,300 By running off with some babe. 811 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:08,300 He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh? 812 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,500 Look, I learned my lesson, okay? 813 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,000 Which is exactly why I got a feelin'... 814 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,100 you're gonna leap at my new offer. 815 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,200 You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath... 816 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,900 and I give you the thing that you crave most... 817 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,900 in the entire cosmos: 818 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000 your freedom. 819 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,700 You should have been there, Father. 820 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,800 I mangled the Minotaur... 821 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,700 grappled with the Gorgon. 822 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,300 Just like Phil told me. I analysed the situation... 823 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,800 controlled my strength and kicked. 824 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,100 The crowds went wild! 825 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:52,400 - Thank you. Thank you. - Hah! 826 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,500 You're doing great, son. You're doing your old man proud. 827 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,600 I'm glad to hear you say that, Father. 828 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,100 I've been waiting for this day a long time. 829 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,800 Hmm. What day is that, son? 830 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 The day I rejoin the gods. 831 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,600 You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy. 832 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,600 You're just not there yet. 833 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,500 You haven't proven yourself a true hero. 834 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:20,000 But, Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. 835 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,400 I-I'm-I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. 836 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:27,300 I'm-I-I'm an action figure! 837 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:30,200 I'm afraid being famous isn't the same... 838 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:33,600 as being a true hero. 839 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,200 What more can I do? 840 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,500 It's something you have to discover for yourself. 841 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:42,900 - But how can I... - Look inside your heart. 842 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,400 Father, wait! 843 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,400 On your left is Hercules' villa. 844 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,800 Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop... 845 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,100 where you can pick up the great hero's 30-minute workout scroll... 846 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,100 "Buns of Bronze". 847 00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:14,400 At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas. 848 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,200 He's got a problem with his stables. 849 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,000 I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals. 850 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,500 - Phil. - I told you, don't move! 851 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,600 DGR, the Daughters of the Greek Revolution. 852 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,400 - At 3:00, you gotta get a girdle from some Amazons. - Phil. 853 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,500 Phil, what's the point? 854 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,900 That's it! 855 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:34,000 Keep your toga on, pal. 856 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,500 Yuck! What do you mean, "What's the point?" 857 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:41,100 You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya? 858 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:45,400 Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere. 859 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,200 You can't give up now. I'm countin' on ya. 860 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,300 I gave this everything I had. 861 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,700 Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all. 862 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,900 And I am tellin' you... and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth... 863 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:02,000 you got somethin' I never seen before. 864 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,000 - Really? - I can feel it... 865 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,700 right down in these stubby bowlegs of mine. 866 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:09,800 There is nothin' you can't do, kid. 867 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,600 - It's him! - Hey, watch it! 868 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,100 - Watch it! Watch... - I touched his elbow! 869 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,100 - Hey, girls! - I got his sweatband! 870 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,500 Phil, help! 871 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:24,000 - Okay. Escape plan: beta. - Gotcha. 872 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,000 - Hey! Where is he? - There he goes! On the veranda! 873 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,000 Whoa! 874 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,100 Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one? 875 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:49,900 Meg! 876 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,700 It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed. 877 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,400 Gee, i-i-it's great to see you. 878 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,500 I-I-I missed you. 879 00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:00,100 So this is what heroes do on their days off. 880 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,300 Nah. I'm no hero. 881 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,700 Sure ya are. everybody in Greece... 882 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:08,300 thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita. 883 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:11,700 I know, it's... it's crazy. You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed. 884 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,300 - I mean... - You sound like you could use a break. 885 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:19,300 Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hookey this afternoon? 886 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,600 Oh, gee, I-I don't know. Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked. 887 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,700 Ah, Phil, schmill. 888 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,400 Just follow me out the window, round the dumbbells. 889 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,200 You lift up the back wall and we're gone. 890 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,700 Wow. What a day. 891 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,800 First that restaurant by the bay. 892 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,400 And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. 893 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,000 Man! I thought I had problems. 894 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:53,500 - Psst! Stop foolin' around. - Yeah. Get the goods, sister. 895 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:57,100 I didn't know that playing hookey could be so much fun. 896 00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,800 Yeah, neither did I. 897 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,300 - Thanks, Meg. - Oh. 898 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,500 Don't thank me just yet. 899 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:08,100 - Oh! - Oop. Careful. 900 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,200 sorry. Weak ankles. 901 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,500 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while. 902 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,700 So, uh, do you have any problems... 903 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,800 with things like this? 904 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,900 - Uh... - Weak ankles, I mean. 905 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,900 Oh, uh, no, not really. 906 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,800 No weaknesses whatsoever? 907 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,800 - No trick knee? - Uh... 908 00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:36,400 Ruptured disks? 909 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:43,600 No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle. 910 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:47,800 - Wonderboy, you are perfect. - Thanks. 911 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,600 Whoops! 912 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100 It looks better that way. 913 00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,700 No, it really does. 914 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,500 You know, when, when I was a kid... 915 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:10,900 I, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. 916 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,600 You wanted to be petty and dishonest? 917 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,500 - everybody's not like that. - Yes, they are. 918 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,900 - You're not like that. - How do you know what I'm like? 919 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,900 All I know is... 920 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:28,100 you're the most amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met. 921 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:33,400 Oh! 922 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,900 Meg, when I'm with you... 923 00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:40,400 I-I don't feel so alone. 924 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,000 Sometimes it's better to be alone. 925 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,600 - What do you mean? - Nobody can hurt you. 926 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:55,400 Meg? I would never ever hurt you. 927 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,200 And I don't wanna hurt you, so... 928 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,800 let's both do ourselves a favour and... 929 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,800 stop this before we... 930 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:09,800 All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! 931 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:12,600 - I've been lookin' all over this town! - Calm down, mutton man. 932 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,300 - It was all my fault. - You're already on my list, sister! 933 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,600 So don't make it worse! 934 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,700 And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium... 935 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,000 and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life! 936 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:29,400 - Now get on the horse. - Okay, okay. 937 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,200 - I'm sorry. - Ah, he'll get over it. 938 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,800 Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move! 939 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,100 Hey, watch it. Watch it. Watch it. 940 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,500 Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... 941 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:57,900 That's it. Next time, I drive. 942 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,100 Oh, what's the matter with me? 943 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,900 You'd think a girl would learn. 944 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,300 If there's a prize for rotten judgment 945 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:20,400 I guess I've already won that 946 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:25,000 No man is worth the aggravation 947 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,700 That's ancient history Been there, done that 948 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,600 Who do ya think you're kidding He's the earth and heaven toya 949 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,100 Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through ya 950 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,400 - Oh, no - Girl, you can't conceal it 951 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:43,400 We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of 952 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:49,000 Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no 953 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,700 You swoon, you sigh Why deny it, uh-oh 954 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:56,900 It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love 955 01:01:57,100 --> 01:02:00,600 Shoo-doo, shoo-doo Oo-oo-oo 956 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,200 I thought my heart had learned its lesson 957 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,900 It feels so good when you start out 958 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:12,500 - Ah - My head is screaming, get a grip, girl 959 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,400 Unless you're dyin' to cry your heart out, oh 960 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,100 You keep on denyin ' who you are and how you're feelin' 961 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:24,300 Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin' 962 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:27,900 Face it like a grown up When you gonna own up that you 963 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:31,000 - Got - Got - Got it bad 964 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:36,500 Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no 965 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:40,500 - Give up, but give in - Check the grin, you're in love 966 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,300 This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love 967 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:48,200 You're doin 'flips, read our lips You're in love 968 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,200 - Shoo-doo, shoo-doo - You're way off base 969 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,100 - I won't say it - She won't say love 970 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:56,100 Get off my case I won't say it 971 01:02:56,300 --> 01:03:01,600 Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love 972 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,400 Oh 973 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,700 At least out loud 974 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:11,500 I won't say I'm in 975 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:14,500 - Love - Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo 976 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:17,800 Shoo-doo Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 977 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,200 Ha 978 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,700 Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? 979 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,200 What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain? 980 01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:40,200 -Get yourself another girl. I'm through. -I'm sorry. You mind runnin' that by me again? 981 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,100 I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. 982 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:47,400 Then read my lips! Forget it. 983 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:52,000 Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. 984 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,800 Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? 985 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,800 I own you! 986 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:03,700 - Oh, oh, I got another horn here. - You work for me. 987 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,300 That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. 988 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,400 If I say, "Sing", you say, "Hey, name that tune". 989 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:14,100 If I say, "l want Wonderboy's head on a platter", you say... 990 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,100 Medium or well done? 991 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:20,700 Oh! I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart. 992 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:24,000 - I'll work on that. - I'm sorry. You hear that sound? 993 01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:28,700 That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. 994 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:32,700 I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him. 995 01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:36,900 I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy. 996 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,400 This one is different. He's honest and, and he's sweet. 997 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,400 - Please! - He would never do anything to hurt me. 998 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:46,300 - He's a guy. - Besides, O Oneness, you can't beat him. 999 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:50,900 He has no weaknesses. He's gonna... 1000 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,600 I think he does, Meg. 1001 01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:58,400 I truly think he does. 1002 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,500 - Hey, Phil, what happened to you? - Kid, we gotta talk. 1003 01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:28,600 Oh, Phil, I just had the greatest day of my life. 1004 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,000 I, I, I can't stop thinkin' about Meg. 1005 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,000 - She's somethin' else. - Kid! I'm tryin' to talk to you! 1006 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,000 Will you come down here and listen? 1007 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,800 Aw, how can I come down there when I'm feelin' so up? 1008 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,300 Gotcha! 1009 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,000 Ah, very nice. What I'm tryin' to say is... 1010 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,700 That if it wasn't foryou, I never would have met her. 1011 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,100 Oh, I owe you big time, little guy. I do. 1012 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:17,500 Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds? 1013 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:20,200 Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh? 1014 01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:23,300 - Phil, I got two words for ya: duck! - Listen to me. She's... 1015 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,000 - My dream come true? - Not exactly. 1016 01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:27,000 - More beautiful than Aphrodite? - Aside from that! 1017 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,200 - The most wonderful... - She's a... She's a fraud! 1018 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,900 She's been playin' ya for a sap! 1019 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,900 - Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. - I'm not kiddin' around. 1020 01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:38,900 - She... - I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to... 1021 01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:41,400 - Kid, you're missin' the point. - The point is, I love her. 1022 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,200 - She don't love you. - You're crazy. 1023 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:45,200 - She nothin' but a two-timin'... - Stop it! 1024 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,700 - No-good, lyin', schemin'... - Shut up! 1025 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,600 Phil. I... Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. 1026 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,500 Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine. 1027 01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:02,100 Phil, wait. Where ya goin'? 1028 01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:06,400 I'm hoppin' the first barge outta here. I'm goin' home. 1029 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,700 Fine! G... 1030 01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:11,900 Go! I don't... I don't need you. 1031 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,400 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ... 1032 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,900 not the all-time chump. 1033 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:25,600 Jeez Louise, what got his goat, huh? 1034 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,500 Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead. 1035 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,600 - Hi. How ya doin'? - Uh, not now, okay? 1036 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,400 Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds, and I'm a fast talker, all right? 1037 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,300 See, I've got this major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. 1038 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,400 And, Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc? 1039 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,900 You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh? 1040 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,600 - You've got the wrong guy. - Hear me out, ya little... 1041 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,700 Just hear me out, okay? 1042 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,600 So I would be eternally grateful if you would just... 1043 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,100 take a day off from this hero business of yours. 1044 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:55,200 Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. 1045 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,100 - You wait a day, huh? - You're out of your mind. 1046 01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:01,900 Not so fast, because, ya see, I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about. 1047 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:07,100 - Meg! - Don't listen, Herc... 1048 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,400 - Let her go! - Here's the trade-off. 1049 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,300 You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay? 1050 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,600 Say, the next 24 hours. 1051 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,700 And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm. 1052 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,000 We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. 1053 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,600 What do ya say? Come on. 1054 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,600 People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they? 1055 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,700 Nah! I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. 1056 01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:27,700 It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya? 1057 01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:29,800 Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh? 1058 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:32,800 Isn't Meg... you little smoochy face you... Isn't she more important than they are? 1059 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,900 - Stop it! - Isn't she? 1060 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,700 You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm. 1061 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,700 Fine, okay. I'll give you that one. 1062 01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:42,000 Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back. 1063 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,200 Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate. Baboom. Okay? We're done. 1064 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,200 What do you say we shake on it? 1065 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,400 Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around. 1066 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,500 I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay? 1067 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,500 I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice... 1068 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:57,500 - All right! - Yes! We're there! Bam! 1069 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,700 You may feel just a little queasy. It's kind of natural. 1070 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,900 Maybe you should sit down! 1071 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,900 Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. 1072 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:19,500 Isn't it just peachy? 1073 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:21,900 Oh! You'll love this. One more thing. 1074 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,700 Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. 1075 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:28,000 You're off the hook. And by the way, Herc, 1076 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,300 is she not, like, a fabulous little actress? 1077 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,900 - Stop it. - What do you mean? 1078 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:36,200 I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. 1079 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:40,000 - Duh. - You're... You're lying! 1080 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:45,100 - Help! - Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. 1081 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:49,200 - Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe. - No! It's... It's not like that. 1082 01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:54,200 I didn't mean to... I-I couldn't... I... I'm so sorry. 1083 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,300 Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero! 1084 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,300 Well, gotta blaze. There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... 1085 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,400 with, hey, my name on it. 1086 01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:12,600 So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event! 1087 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:29,000 Brothers! Titans! 1088 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,600 Look at you in your squalid prison! 1089 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:37,700 - Who put you down there? - Zeus! 1090 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,300 And now that I set you free... 1091 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,900 what is the first thing you are going to do? 1092 01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:47,800 - Destroy him! - Good answer. 1093 01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:54,500 Crush Zeus! 1094 01:10:57,100 --> 01:11:00,400 Freeze him! 1095 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:08,100 Melt Zeus! 1096 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:12,700 Blow him away! 1097 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:19,900 Zeus! 1098 01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,800 - Uh, guys? - Huh? 1099 01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:24,700 Olympus would be that way. 1100 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:28,900 - Zeus! - Freeze him! 1101 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:30,900 - Hold it, bright eye. - Huh? 1102 01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:34,200 I have a special job for you, my optic friend. 1103 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:45,300 - Huh? Huh? - Destroy Zeus! 1104 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:49,200 Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta... 1105 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,700 My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped. 1106 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,700 And they're practically at our gates! 1107 01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:57,900 Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! 1108 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:00,700 - Go! Go! - Gone, babe. 1109 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,400 Huh? 1110 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:15,300 - Charge! - On to battle! 1111 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:28,300 Ya windbag! 1112 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:32,200 Boom, badda-boom! Boom, boom! 1113 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,700 Hercules! 1114 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:43,100 Where are you? 1115 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,700 - What can we do? - Where is Hercules? 1116 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:50,700 Yeah, Hercules will save us. 1117 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:54,200 Hercules! 1118 01:12:54,400 --> 01:13:00,000 Come out! Face me! 1119 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,500 Oh, what are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed. 1120 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,500 - Hercules! - There are worse things. 1121 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:10,500 - Run! - Wait! Stop! 1122 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:15,700 - Hey, look! It's Hercules. - Thank the gods! We're saved! 1123 01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:19,900 So, you mighty Hercules. 1124 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:29,000 - Oh! - Oh! 1125 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:37,500 Easy, horsefeathers. Whoa! Stop twitching! 1126 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,700 Listen. Hercules is in trouble. 1127 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,800 We've gotta find Phil. He's the only one who can talk some sense into him. 1128 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:52,300 Get back! Blast you! 1129 01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,700 - Ooh! Chihuahua! - Zeus! 1130 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,000 Come on! Hury up! We're shovin' off here! 1131 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:09,000 Phil! Phil, Hercules needs your help. 1132 01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:11,500 What does he need me for when he's got friends like you? 1133 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:16,400 - He won't listen to me. - Good! He's finally learned somethin'. 1134 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:20,700 Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me. It's about him. 1135 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,200 If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die. 1136 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,500 I need more thunderbolts! 1137 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:31,000 Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. everyone's been captured. 1138 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:34,800 I've been captured. Hey, hey, watch the glasses. 1139 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:42,700 Zeusy, I'm home! 1140 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:46,700 Hades! You're behind this? 1141 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,100 You're correct, sir! 1142 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:55,400 Flea! 1143 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,500 - Hercules! - Phil. 1144 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:05,900 Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back. Come on. You can take this bum. 1145 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:10,900 - This guy's a pushover. Look at him. - You were right all along, Phil. 1146 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:14,500 - Dreams are for rookies. - No, no, no, no, no, kid. 1147 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:18,700 Givin' up is for rookies. I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya. 1148 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:22,900 I'm willin' to go the distance. How about you? 1149 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,300 Me bite off head! 1150 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,400 Whoa, baby! 1151 01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:50,400 Hercules! Look out! 1152 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,600 Meg! No! 1153 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,900 What's happening? 1154 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,600 H-Hades' deal is broken. 1155 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,600 He promised I wouldn't get hurt. 1156 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:17,900 Meg, why... why... why did ya... You didn't have to... 1157 01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:22,300 Oh, people always do crazy things... 1158 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,000 when they're in love. 1159 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:29,000 Oh, Meg. Meg, I... I... 1160 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:34,000 Are you always this articulate? 1161 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:41,500 You... You haven't got much time. You can still stop Hades. 1162 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,800 I'll watch over her, kid. 1163 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:49,100 You're gonna be all right. I promise. 1164 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,400 Let's go, Pegasus! 1165 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:58,600 Hup, two, three, four! Come on, everybody! 1166 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,400 - I can't hear you! - Oh, oh, that. 1167 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,800 I swear to you, Hades, when I get out of th... 1168 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,500 I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy. 1169 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,400 And I think I'm gonna like it here. 1170 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:15,600 Don't get too comfortable, Hades! 1171 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,200 - Hercules! - This ought to even the odds! 1172 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:26,000 - Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man. - Get them! 1173 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:31,200 Whoa! Hey! 1174 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,800 No! Get him! Not me! Him! 1175 01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:41,800 Follow the fingers! Him! The yutz with the horse! 1176 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,500 - Thank you, my boy. - Nice horsey! 1177 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:56,400 My intentions were pure. I really was attracted to you. 1178 01:17:58,300 --> 01:18:03,600 - Throw! - Ah! Now watch your old man work! 1179 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,600 Uh-oh! 1180 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:11,100 Guys, get your titanic rears in gear... 1181 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:14,500 and kick some Olympian butt. 1182 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:17,400 Whoa! Is my hair out? 1183 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:48,100 Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. But at least I've got one swell consolation prize... 1184 01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:52,600 a friend of yours who's dying to see me. 1185 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,900 Meg. 1186 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,800 Meg. 1187 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:34,700 Meg, no. 1188 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,500 Oh, I'm sorry, kid. 1189 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,500 There's some things you just can't change. 1190 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,700 Yes, I can. 1191 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:13,200 We were so close! 1192 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:16,200 So close. We tripped at the finish line. Why? 1193 01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:20,700 Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble. 1194 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:27,100 - Where's Meg? - Oh. Look who's here. 1195 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:31,700 - Wonderboy, you are too much. - Let her go. 1196 01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:35,700 Get a grip. Come here. Come here. Let me show you around. 1197 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:40,000 Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld, after all, huh? 1198 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:45,000 - Meg! - No, no, no. Mustn't touch. 1199 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,800 You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days... 1200 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,100 and not a very lively one at that. 1201 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:54,900 You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place. 1202 01:20:55,100 --> 01:21:00,400 Oh, hmph. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death. 1203 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,900 - Going once! - Hmm? Is there a downside to this? 1204 01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:06,000 - Going twice! - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 1205 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:09,600 You get her out. She goes; you stay. 1206 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:16,100 Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. 1207 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:19,300 That's not a problem, is it? 1208 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,400 Oh! 1209 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,700 What's the matter with these scissors? 1210 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:51,400 The thread won't cut. 1211 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,600 This is... This is impossible! 1212 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,600 You... You... You can't be alive. You'd have to be a, a... 1213 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:07,500 A god? 1214 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:14,600 Hercules, stop! Ya can't do this to me! Ya can't... 1215 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:18,000 Fine. Okay. Listen. Okay, well, I deserved that. 1216 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:22,000 Herc, Herc, Herc? Can we talk? Y-Your dad? He's a fun guy, right? 1217 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:24,200 So maybe you could put in a word with him... 1218 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,500 and he'd kind of blow this whole thing off, you know? 1219 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:29,700 Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know, a little schmooze, uh... 1220 01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:37,900 Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! 1221 01:22:38,100 --> 01:22:40,500 He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. 1222 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,700 - You mean, if he gets outta there. - Taxi! 1223 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,700 - If? If is good. - Taxi! 1224 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,500 I don't feel so good. I-I feel a little... 1225 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:16,300 Wonderboy, what... Why did you... 1226 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:22,700 People always do crazy things when they're in love. 1227 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:33,100 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1228 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,600 Three cheers for the mighty Hercules! 1229 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:50,600 Oh, yeah. Flowers for everybody! Oh! 1230 01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:03,900 Hercules! 1231 01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:09,300 Hercules, we're so proud of you. 1232 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:12,000 Mother. 1233 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:16,300 Fine work, my boy! You've done it! 1234 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:18,800 You're a true hero. 1235 01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:23,000 You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman. 1236 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:26,900 For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength... 1237 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:30,800 but by the strength of his heart. 1238 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:35,700 Now, at last, my son... 1239 01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:38,700 you can come home. 1240 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:56,300 Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god. 1241 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:09,200 Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of... 1242 01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:12,800 but... 1243 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:17,800 a life without Meg, even an immortal life... 1244 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,800 would be empty. 1245 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,000 I... 1246 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,500 I wish to stay on Earth with her. 1247 01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:30,400 I finally know where I belong. 1248 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,900 Hit it, ladies. 1249 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:49,700 Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops 1250 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,400 A staris born 1251 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,900 It's the time for pullin 'out the stops 1252 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,500 A star is born 1253 01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:59,600 - Honey, hit us with a hallelu - That kid came shinin' through 1254 01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:01,600 Girl, sing the song 1255 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:07,400 Come blow your horn A star is born, a star is born 1256 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:11,800 - He's a hero who can please the crowd - A star is born 1257 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,700 Come on, everybody, shout out loud A star is born 1258 01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:19,900 Just remember in the darkest hour Within your heart's the power 1259 01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:23,800 For makin 'you a hero too 1260 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,100 So don't lose hope when you're for lorn 1261 01:26:27,300 --> 01:26:29,600 - That's Phil's boy! - Just keep your eyes 1262 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,900 - You just keep your eyes - Upon the skies - Upon the skies 1263 01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:34,600 - every night, a star is - every night 1264 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:36,700 - Right in sight, a star is - Burning bright 1265 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:42,000 Burning bright A star is born 1266 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,900 What do ya say? It's happy ending time! 1267 01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,900 everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. 1268 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:36,800 I-I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? 1269 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,300 It's like I'm... What am I, an echo or something? 1270 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:42,600 Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? 1271 01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:46,200 Hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.