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Long ago,
the Arakacians ruled the galaxies.

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Horror and devastation lay in their wake.

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The source of their terrifying power...

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...lay within a chamber on planet Uroboris.

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The waters it contained
held the promise of everlasting life.

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The chamber could only be opened
with a single key...

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...which, if ever found...

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...would guide its bearer back
to the fountainhead of immortality.

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However, the key would drive
all who touched it insane.

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When the Arakacians were finally defeated,
the chamber was locked...

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...and the key, cast out deep into space.

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lt has never been found...

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...until now.

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Give it up, why don't ya!

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Damn! Not again!

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l can't wait to get
those new matter munchers.

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l've had just about enough
of these cheap heads.

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Tyler, major find here!

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What is it?

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l don't know.

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Careful, it could be a Class 4 biohazard.

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What is that thing?

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What's it doing?

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lt's weird.

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What's going on?

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Are you okay?

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Should l call for a containment crew?

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No, please!

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The guardian has revealed himself!
The key has been found!

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Odin, tell us. ls the day
of the great darkness at hand?

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Yes. lt is written in the Old Books.
The coming back time has begun.

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Evil will descend upon us!

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We must prepare to defend the chamber!

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Sanders, sector 3!

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We're still waiting
for their preliminary core samples.

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We're still waiting
for their preliminary core samples.

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What? How long
have they been down there?

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Over 12 hours. They must be going nuts.

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Weird. System checks out,
but no response. Deadsville.

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Send someone down there.
l want to know what's going on.

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l need a big ship to get somewhere.

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What the hell do you think you're doing?

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Security. To the bridge!

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Any other stupid questions?

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You, fat boy. Name and duties.

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-Lambert, sir. Navigation's Officer.
-Drive.

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Germain St. Germain.

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When l want your name, shit brain,
l'll ask for it.

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Take over engineering.

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Plot a course for BR-549, sector 7.

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And somebody better
get rid of this garbage.

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By the way...

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...you have 20 seconds
to get us out of here.

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Hi.

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What are you still doing here?

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l know. l'm going to be late for school.

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Where's Dad?

58
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He's at the council meeting.
l thought you were supposed to go.

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Do you believe
any of that immortality crap?

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Think about it. A stupid key?

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Call him a liar, and see what happens.

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Listen, this guy's getting weirder
by the day.

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lmagine in 10 years? Hell, 100.

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You've got a point.

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l am getting sick of it.
Going all over the bloody place.

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Looking for a stupid compound!

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-What have you got?
-A FAKK 2 planet, sir.

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Death to all carbon based life forms.

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Federation Assigned Kitogenic Killzone
to the second level.

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Which means it's a dead planet.

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Scan it anyway.

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l don't get it.

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There's life out there.

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The FAKK 2 must have been
from an old registry.

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l want a bio-scan for compound H2O-471.

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There are small traces in their systems.

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Yeah. lmmortality all over the place.

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You!

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Just remember you're not immortal yet!

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What's this place called?

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Eden, sir.

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Welcome to paradise.

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And our irrigation program
is already showing promise.

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Agro-production is up five percent
in the last six months.

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Phase two of our expansion project...

86
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...the development of the Noma Valley,
will begin in three weeks as scheduled.

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Things look good, ladies and gentlemen.
Our future is bright.

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-Help Kerrie. l'll get our air defences up!
-Be careful! l'll see you up there!

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Quickly. This way!

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Kerrie!

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Julie.

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Father!

93
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Looks like the boys
got a little trigger-happy.

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When making an omelette,
one breaks a few eggs.

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Here, let me help you.

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They attacked.

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-You okay?
-We never had a chance.

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Hey, look at this! A live one!

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Leave her alone!

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Get off of me! Let me go!

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Feisty and sexy.

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Careful boys, this one's a keeper.

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-Pack 'em up!
-Yes, sir!

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Splitsville, boys! We're moving out!

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Wait for me!

106
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Lover-boy, you're on your own.

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You can't just leave me here like this!

108
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Wait a minute, man--

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Like the sign says, a dead planet.

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This won't hurt. lt's just a DNA test.

111
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The good stuff comes later.

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Start with the others, Doc.

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-This one's special.
-But of course.

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What l need is in your system.

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Not enough to make you immortal...

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...but it probably keeps your people
beautiful and healthy. Especially you.

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l'll save you for last.

118
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And if you're lucky, my dear,
and play your cards right...

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...we'll spend a lot of quality time together.

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Perfect. l knew
you wouldn't disappoint me.

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Clean her up!

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And l don't have to remind your kind...

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...she's mine.

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l should have been a cook!

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Try this for an appetiser!

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-l didn't do anything! l swear!
-You're one of them!

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No! l mean, l was, but l ran away!
l didn't kill anybody!

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Who did this?

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He took over our ship
and forced us to come here!

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-Who?
-His name's Tyler!

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Why did he attack?

132
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He's nuts!
He thinks he's going to live forever!

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Where did he go? You've got one second.

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One....

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Wait! l'll take you to him!

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-Where?
-Do we have a deal?

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00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:11,444
-How long to fix this Spacehawk?
-Two hours, max! l'm almost there.

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You dropped your wrench.
Aren't you going to pick it up?

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Yeah.

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What did l do?

141
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l am a genius.

142
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Doc, this had better work.

143
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l like the hint of lemon.

144
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l'm so glad.

145
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Yes!

146
00:24:16,893 --> 00:24:18,292
So, where are we going?

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He said he needed to get to a jump port.

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Computer, set co-ordinates
for the closest spaceport...

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00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:27,768
...that can handle a class C vessel.

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Searching. Confirmed.
Neo Calcutta. Course set.

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ETA 93.7 hours.

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So, what's your name?

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Don't talk, don't touch,
don't even breathe...

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-...or l kill you. Got it?
-l got it.

155
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Request incoming docking co-ordinates.

156
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please continue holding pattern.

157
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Lock in approach at ANUS-6370.

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-Confirmed.
-State the purpose of your visit.

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-Revenge.
-processing.

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lnvalid entry. Resubmit.

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-Family business.
-Confirmed.

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Forty-eight hour access.

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Visa file number URFUKD-881.

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please submit identity.

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FAKK 2.

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Confirmed. Cleared for docking.

167
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You like this place?

168
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:11,330
Looks like a lot of your type.

169
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:16,448
After four days stuck in a Spacehawk,
getting the cold shoulder...

170
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:19,411
...it's not so bad.
We could have a lot of fun here.

171
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What are you, socially deprived?

172
00:27:21,693 --> 00:27:25,242
l'm not socially deprived.
Well, maybe a little.

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''Sit down! What are you looking at?
You snore!

174
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''Get outta my face! Shut the fuck up!''

175
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This is heaven compared
to where l come from.

176
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Shut the fuck up.

177
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:51,443
Are you sure this guy Tyler is looking
for a jump port? And to where?

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00:27:56,213 --> 00:27:59,091
We're talking high-grade,
silicone-rubber flesh here.

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And a PVC skeleton with plastic ball
and socket joints for optimum movement.

180
00:28:04,213 --> 00:28:07,410
You can customise her
with a choice of seven synthetic hair dyes.

181
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And optional entry ports
with four speeds of suction!

182
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Loveable, isn't she?

183
00:28:15,893 --> 00:28:17,326
Check this out.

184
00:28:17,413 --> 00:28:21,167
She's loaded with the latest micro-sensor
orgasmatronic technology...

185
00:28:21,373 --> 00:28:23,409
...and an expandable vocabulary...

186
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,769
...of over 200 dirty words.

187
00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:29,890
Test results indicate
she's better than the real thing.

188
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,131
Go on, Venus.
Show the gentleman what you got.

189
00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:39,086
Please select your sexual preference.

190
00:28:39,253 --> 00:28:42,802
Vaginal. Anal. Oral. Other.

191
00:28:43,893 --> 00:28:45,531
Only 2,000.

192
00:28:46,013 --> 00:28:48,573
l don't know, 2,000....

193
00:28:48,773 --> 00:28:52,243
Unless, of course,
you'd prefer the Fellation Blowfish.

194
00:28:53,053 --> 00:28:57,569
Sick, twisted, low-life, scum sucking pig!

195
00:28:57,893 --> 00:29:00,168
At least l'll have someone to talk to.

196
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,249
What?

197
00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:05,007
That's him. The tall one.

198
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,370
-Let's go.
-l'll wait here.

199
00:29:10,733 --> 00:29:13,964
But he'll see me.
You don't know what he's like.

200
00:29:14,613 --> 00:29:15,762
Chicken shit.

201
00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:07,725
God, this is fun!

202
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,285
Nobody touches these...

203
00:30:32,693 --> 00:30:33,728
...but me!

204
00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:36,328
Bar towel!

205
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:54,725
Hello? Captain Tyler,
Metal Mammoth Mining.

206
00:30:54,893 --> 00:30:56,645
We need some drinks!

207
00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:04,210
We should make it fast.
We don't want to miss the jump.

208
00:31:04,933 --> 00:31:06,161
Screw the jump!

209
00:31:06,613 --> 00:31:08,729
l've got all the time in the world!

210
00:31:08,813 --> 00:31:11,452
Besides, something just came up.

211
00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:16,647
You just found the man of your dreams.

212
00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:23,963
When you kill someone, darling,
make sure he's dead.

213
00:32:24,813 --> 00:32:25,962
What the hell?

214
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,130
Looks like happy hour is over.

215
00:33:16,973 --> 00:33:20,488
-Who's gonna pay for all of this?
-This ought to take care of it.

216
00:33:20,613 --> 00:33:22,683
Here. Keep the change.

217
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,244
What? Holy shit!

218
00:33:25,773 --> 00:33:26,762
Grenades!

219
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:46,928
Julie?

220
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,132
Are you all right?

221
00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:59,443
He died! And then he was alive again!

222
00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:01,247
Now you know.

223
00:34:02,493 --> 00:34:04,882
l don't know dick! How does he do it?

224
00:34:04,973 --> 00:34:06,850
He's got this weird potion!

225
00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:09,447
And a key leading him
to the Chamber of lmmortality.

226
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,649
Why didn't you tell me that before?

227
00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:14,810
''Sit down. Get outta my face!
Shut the fuck up!''

228
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:21,682
So if l take away his potion,
he'll stay dead, right?

229
00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:24,651
lf you can get close enough.

230
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,091
That's him, isn't it?

231
00:34:29,253 --> 00:34:31,130
Son of a bitch, he's getting away!

232
00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:34,731
What more could the universe want
in a tyrant?

233
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,292
Perfect body, perfect mind.

234
00:34:39,733 --> 00:34:42,691
-lrresistible charm.
-Perfect psycho!

235
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:46,884
Psycho? Time to come out and play.

236
00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:48,691
Don't even think about it!

237
00:34:52,293 --> 00:34:55,410
The hyperspace jump.
There's always something.

238
00:34:56,813 --> 00:34:59,247
l'll make it up to you later, sweetheart.

239
00:35:00,573 --> 00:35:03,087
Let me out of here, you bastard!

240
00:35:19,253 --> 00:35:22,529
Cortez to Jump Control.
Set lock-in for Uroboris.

241
00:35:22,693 --> 00:35:25,685
No pre-set lock-in. Set co-ordinates.

242
00:35:26,093 --> 00:35:29,608
Quadrant 9, sector 4013,
in the Terackian system.

243
00:35:30,013 --> 00:35:31,731
Scanning location.

244
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:35,172
Warning. No return jump port.

245
00:35:35,613 --> 00:35:37,444
please confirm lock-in.

246
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,247
Confirmed.

247
00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:42,243
lt'll take us forever to get back!

248
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,288
That won't be a problem,
once we get there.

249
00:35:48,653 --> 00:35:51,087
We'll never make it!
This thing's a death trap!

250
00:35:52,453 --> 00:35:55,843
-lt's gotten us this far.
-This far is nowhere.

251
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:58,283
Spacehawk in hyperspace equals death!

252
00:35:58,453 --> 00:35:59,852
Stow the bag.

253
00:36:23,293 --> 00:36:26,808
-Are you nuts?
-l'm not going to lose him now.

254
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:57,131
You can't just piggyback their jump!

255
00:37:03,893 --> 00:37:07,408
A tractor beam! Are you insane?
We're going to rip to--

256
00:37:31,773 --> 00:37:34,571
-What the hell is that?
-We've got company.

257
00:37:34,933 --> 00:37:37,606
Excuse me, ''company''?
What do you mean ''company''?

258
00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:40,885
See that blip? lt's like
somebody hitched onto our jump.

259
00:37:40,973 --> 00:37:45,251
That could change our trajectory.
l want them dead! Now! Take 'em down!

260
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:48,525
But l've never heard of anyone
firing on a ship in hyperspace.

261
00:37:48,613 --> 00:37:51,366
Do you have a better idea? Do it! Now!

262
00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:53,131
Man, that's suicide.

263
00:38:03,213 --> 00:38:06,444
-We lost them all. They're toast.
-Send the bomber.

264
00:38:07,893 --> 00:38:10,851
One more word, and l'll send you.

265
00:38:18,653 --> 00:38:21,884
We're hit! l knew it!

266
00:38:22,293 --> 00:38:24,045
This is all your fault!

267
00:38:30,093 --> 00:38:31,606
Do something!

268
00:38:44,773 --> 00:38:46,411
The tunnel's breaking up!

269
00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:49,009
We're not going to make it!

270
00:38:59,413 --> 00:39:01,165
Yes! Do it!

271
00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:33,922
l sense the key is here.

272
00:39:35,613 --> 00:39:39,686
For the moment, it is best
if Zeek and l assess the threat alone.

273
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:05,607
My ampoules.

274
00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:14,687
l'm afraid it's down to you.

275
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,643
No. Please.

276
00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:27,245
Lambert, damage report.

277
00:41:29,493 --> 00:41:31,131
l want a damage report!

278
00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:43,651
Don't worry, l'm fine.

279
00:41:44,173 --> 00:41:46,243
Yeah? Like l give a shit!

280
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,645
What's the status
on the double D-40s and munitions?

281
00:41:50,213 --> 00:41:51,646
We found a wheel.

282
00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:52,928
Personnel?

283
00:41:54,573 --> 00:41:56,803
Seventy-eight percent dead or missing.

284
00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,121
Life-scan?

285
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:04,167
There's a town, looks like
it's about 10 or 12 miles north of here.

286
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:06,001
Flight status?

287
00:42:06,613 --> 00:42:08,285
You've got to be kidding.

288
00:42:08,453 --> 00:42:10,921
Gather the weapons,
what's left of my men...

289
00:42:11,013 --> 00:42:13,208
...shoot the injured. We're moving on.

290
00:42:41,413 --> 00:42:43,529
Was it good for you?

291
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,604
l'll start you off like this.

292
00:42:48,693 --> 00:42:52,811
The next step, in three or four days,
depending on your production...

293
00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:55,367
...will be the body tank.

294
00:42:57,573 --> 00:42:58,767
You're sick!

295
00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:02,008
l'm a sick genius.

296
00:43:53,453 --> 00:43:54,966
l can't breathe.

297
00:43:55,853 --> 00:43:57,650
Get off my face!

298
00:44:00,693 --> 00:44:01,967
What are you?

299
00:44:02,053 --> 00:44:04,362
l'm Zeek, what are you?

300
00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,971
You're so soft.

301
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,764
l'm harder than you think, stone man.

302
00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:16,562
Please, you must not touch
my master Odin's property.

303
00:44:16,733 --> 00:44:19,611
He's left me with the responsibility
to guard it.

304
00:44:20,013 --> 00:44:23,892
Relax, your thing is safe with me.
Where is your master?

305
00:44:24,013 --> 00:44:25,241
l am Odin.

306
00:44:25,613 --> 00:44:29,891
Please excuse my little friend,
he takes his duties very seriously.

307
00:44:30,013 --> 00:44:33,085
-What are you called?
-FAKK Julie.

308
00:44:34,813 --> 00:44:38,567
Julie, soft. Very soft.

309
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:41,449
You're not from our world, are you?

310
00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:43,928
Hardly. What is this place?

311
00:44:44,413 --> 00:44:48,292
Uroboris. Some call it home.
Others call it hell.

312
00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:51,008
My master says you come from the sky.

313
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:53,727
Do you have it? Do you have the key?

314
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:56,204
l don't know anything about a key.

315
00:44:56,293 --> 00:44:58,932
l crashed here trying to kill a madman,
who won't die.

316
00:44:59,013 --> 00:45:00,765
l did see two fireballs.

317
00:45:01,373 --> 00:45:04,922
The other was headed in the direction
of a city called Shantaar.

318
00:45:05,853 --> 00:45:08,526
lt's not far from here. We'll take you there.

319
00:45:09,613 --> 00:45:11,763
So please, come with us.

320
00:45:12,733 --> 00:45:15,327
Tell me more about this madman.

321
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:20,008
Bastard named Tyler,
killed everyone l ever cared about.

322
00:45:20,213 --> 00:45:24,809
Our legends say that
whoever carries the key, becomes insane.

323
00:45:25,813 --> 00:45:27,610
That's him all right.

324
00:45:29,413 --> 00:45:32,007
l'm sorry. l sense your sadness.

325
00:45:32,533 --> 00:45:35,093
lt's hard to be the last of your people.

326
00:46:40,373 --> 00:46:43,171
Not much of an army. But it's a start.

327
00:46:43,973 --> 00:46:47,602
Look. The ugliest one seems
to be sitting in my chair.

328
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:14,612
Hey, you, ugly!

329
00:47:16,053 --> 00:47:19,011
Your mother is a Hectarian
whore's handbag!

330
00:47:52,733 --> 00:47:56,123
Molten lava? We have to cross this?

331
00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:59,564
Yes, Shantaar lies on the other side.

332
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:04,689
-l hate this place.
-How are we going to cross?

333
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:12,248
l am Chartog, guardian of the Red River.

334
00:48:12,573 --> 00:48:14,245
l know the way across...

335
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,244
...and l will tell you.

336
00:48:18,773 --> 00:48:20,491
You just have to...

337
00:48:21,893 --> 00:48:23,451
...kiss me.

338
00:48:24,013 --> 00:48:25,082
No way.

339
00:48:26,213 --> 00:48:28,886
What's the matter, my precious?

340
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,450
Don't you find me attractive?

341
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,927
lf this is what it takes to kill Tyler....

342
00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:42,883
That's a good girl. Help your friends.

343
00:48:43,413 --> 00:48:45,688
lt will be over soon.

344
00:48:46,493 --> 00:48:48,927
Who will l have to kiss to get back?

345
00:48:59,613 --> 00:49:01,126
What are you doing?

346
00:49:02,293 --> 00:49:03,851
We're waiting for you.

347
00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:08,405
Son of a bitch! Kiss this!

348
00:49:12,773 --> 00:49:15,241
Your people have strange customs.

349
00:49:17,453 --> 00:49:19,011
Tell me about it.

350
00:49:42,973 --> 00:49:46,488
Mortality sucks, immortality sucks.

351
00:49:47,013 --> 00:49:48,651
Everything sucks.

352
00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:52,642
Oh, shit.

353
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,890
This really sucks.

354
00:50:30,693 --> 00:50:32,524
ls he the one you search for?

355
00:50:34,013 --> 00:50:35,048
Oh, yeah.

356
00:50:42,453 --> 00:50:44,284
Yeah! Come on, Tyler!

357
00:50:59,053 --> 00:51:01,726
l'm your new leader! Me!

358
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:10,730
Now we're up the creek.

359
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,164
When you kill someone...

360
00:51:26,693 --> 00:51:28,411
...make sure they're dead!

361
00:51:35,773 --> 00:51:36,922
Yo, baby.

362
00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:52,769
l am Tyler! Your new lord!

363
00:52:04,733 --> 00:52:07,884
Blind adulation makes me so horny.

364
00:52:09,053 --> 00:52:10,372
Bring me a wench!

365
00:52:17,933 --> 00:52:21,005
Master, he's the one with the key, isn't he?

366
00:52:22,893 --> 00:52:25,691
He's far too powerful for us
to deal with alone.

367
00:52:25,773 --> 00:52:27,126
Leave that to me.

368
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:31,804
Julie, you are too impulsive.
Please, think about this.

369
00:52:32,093 --> 00:52:34,527
-Think about what?
-The key.

370
00:52:35,573 --> 00:52:38,724
-You don't understand.
-You worry about the key.

371
00:52:39,093 --> 00:52:40,651
Tyler's mine.

372
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:47,163
She is letting her thirst
for revenge rule her mind.

373
00:53:15,653 --> 00:53:18,008
A little retro, but hey....

374
00:53:28,013 --> 00:53:29,651
Where'd they find you?

375
00:53:30,933 --> 00:53:35,449
l hear you're very special.
l've come a long way to meet you.

376
00:53:39,573 --> 00:53:44,203
-You're not a robot, are you?
-Why don't you find out for yourself?

377
00:53:45,053 --> 00:53:47,772
l could say l've died
and gone to heaven, but...

378
00:53:48,613 --> 00:53:50,285
...that wouldn't be true.

379
00:53:50,653 --> 00:53:54,282
Which part, the dying or the heaven?

380
00:53:57,293 --> 00:53:58,203
You.

381
00:54:03,213 --> 00:54:06,330
l know l'm irresistible,
but what do you want?

382
00:54:06,653 --> 00:54:08,325
l want you...

383
00:54:09,253 --> 00:54:11,164
...and what you have.

384
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,092
There's a price to pay for immortality...

385
00:54:14,253 --> 00:54:16,972
...and the universe is going
to pick up the tab.

386
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,612
How original.

387
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:22,363
Every king must have a queen.

388
00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:25,292
Do you want me?

389
00:54:26,253 --> 00:54:27,891
Take a wild guess.

390
00:54:32,613 --> 00:54:33,728
Forever?

391
00:54:34,653 --> 00:54:35,768
Shut up.

392
00:54:46,493 --> 00:54:47,926
Not this time!

393
00:54:50,293 --> 00:54:51,328
Bitch!

394
00:54:51,573 --> 00:54:53,404
Time to die!

395
00:54:58,973 --> 00:54:59,883
Die!

396
00:55:05,653 --> 00:55:07,086
What are you doing?

397
00:55:08,293 --> 00:55:12,047
-Stop!
-l can't! The master told me!

398
00:55:15,093 --> 00:55:16,492
You stupid rock!

399
00:55:26,693 --> 00:55:29,651
What does it take to get laid around here?

400
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:34,008
l had him! Ten more seconds,
and he was dead!

401
00:55:34,653 --> 00:55:36,564
We thought you were in trouble.

402
00:55:36,973 --> 00:55:39,692
Julie, it's too late.

403
00:55:40,293 --> 00:55:42,682
lt's not just about you and Tyler.

404
00:55:43,533 --> 00:55:47,208
What Tyler seeks lies within the walls
of the Holylands.

405
00:55:48,213 --> 00:55:52,252
He will come and we will all be judged.

406
00:55:53,813 --> 00:55:56,486
What do you mean you can't find them?

407
00:55:57,293 --> 00:56:01,525
How do you lose a 6-foot bitch
with a talking rock?

408
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:04,926
How do you do that?

409
00:56:05,053 --> 00:56:08,409
-We looked everywhere.
-You idiots!

410
00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:09,802
Gather the troops!

411
00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:12,966
This is it?

412
00:56:14,493 --> 00:56:18,372
l sure could use a drink
and a little social give and take.

413
00:56:20,813 --> 00:56:22,610
There goes that idea.

414
00:56:38,453 --> 00:56:42,605
Can we stop for a moment?
l'm not as young as l once was.

415
00:56:43,093 --> 00:56:45,004
l'll see what lies beyond.

416
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,725
Eden was beautiful.

417
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,164
Then he destroyed it.

418
00:56:53,533 --> 00:56:55,842
Master, come see!

419
00:57:20,493 --> 00:57:23,246
lt's time for the next phase.

420
00:57:26,253 --> 00:57:27,163
Please.

421
00:57:27,533 --> 00:57:30,491
ln five minutes, you will lose all senses.

422
00:57:33,573 --> 00:57:36,406
lt will seem like a very peaceful dying.

423
00:57:37,053 --> 00:57:39,692
What? We have company.

424
00:58:27,653 --> 00:58:28,972
Do you like this?

425
00:58:37,933 --> 00:58:39,764
You shouldn't have done that.

426
00:58:55,893 --> 00:58:58,646
Now l'm really upset!

427
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:06,247
l am worried, Master.
The soft one has been inside too long.

428
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,687
Here, kitty.

429
00:59:11,973 --> 00:59:13,884
l know where you are.

430
00:59:13,973 --> 00:59:16,533
l can smell you.

431
00:59:23,053 --> 00:59:24,168
Help me!

432
00:59:29,213 --> 00:59:32,489
-Kerrie, what about the others?
-They're all dead.

433
00:59:34,453 --> 00:59:35,647
Hang on to me.

434
00:59:41,133 --> 00:59:42,168
lt's okay.

435
00:59:43,973 --> 00:59:45,122
Nearly there.

436
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:51,768
Hurry, run!

437
01:00:16,293 --> 01:00:18,124
lsn't that where we crashed?

438
01:00:20,453 --> 01:00:21,772
My ampoules!

439
01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:34,493
l've had it up to here with that bitch!

440
01:00:34,973 --> 01:00:39,808
When l find her, l'll make her immortal
so l can screw her and kill her...

441
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:43,727
...every hour of every day for all eternity!

442
01:00:44,053 --> 01:00:46,203
We march on the Holyland now!

443
01:00:53,973 --> 01:00:56,692
Where the key goes, horror follows.

444
01:00:56,773 --> 01:00:59,287
All in the sacred name of immortality.

445
01:01:00,453 --> 01:01:01,488
Why us?

446
01:01:01,653 --> 01:01:04,804
Do your ancient books
not teach you about the Arakacians?

447
01:01:04,933 --> 01:01:06,571
We have no ancient books.

448
01:01:06,893 --> 01:01:09,532
They were destroyed
so our people could live in peace...

449
01:01:09,613 --> 01:01:11,729
...without the memory of past evil.

450
01:01:12,893 --> 01:01:16,568
To forget history is
to allow evil to rise again, Julie.

451
01:01:17,093 --> 01:01:19,323
More sinister and ruthless than ever.

452
01:01:19,453 --> 01:01:22,650
-ls Tyler an Arakacian?
-He is not.

453
01:01:22,893 --> 01:01:26,966
Many centuries ago, the Arakacians
discovered an ancient tear...

454
01:01:27,173 --> 01:01:30,529
...in the fabric of the universe
from which flowed a liquid...

455
01:01:30,613 --> 01:01:32,729
...capable of bestowing immortality.

456
01:01:33,293 --> 01:01:37,366
They enslaved my ancestors
and forced them to build a chamber...

457
01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:40,963
...in the Holylands to contain
this unnatural power.

458
01:01:41,933 --> 01:01:45,130
And so it was that the Arakacians
ruled in infamy until...

459
01:01:45,213 --> 01:01:50,048
...my people were able to lock the chamber
and cast the key deep into space.

460
01:01:50,853 --> 01:01:55,051
Without their life-giving waters,
the Arakacians became mortal...

461
01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:58,327
...and we were finally able to defeat them.

462
01:01:59,053 --> 01:02:00,884
But now Tyler has the key.

463
01:02:01,013 --> 01:02:04,289
Yes. The key which holds
the promise of immortality...

464
01:02:04,413 --> 01:02:07,610
...but also renders its bearer insane.

465
01:02:07,893 --> 01:02:09,531
Such is the curse.

466
01:02:10,613 --> 01:02:13,525
The promise of immortality?
He's already invincible.

467
01:02:13,613 --> 01:02:15,683
No. He is not.

468
01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:20,050
The key is guiding him
to the everlasting waters...

469
01:02:20,173 --> 01:02:21,925
...but he has yet to reach them.

470
01:02:22,013 --> 01:02:24,049
Why did he have to destroy Eden?

471
01:02:24,253 --> 01:02:27,131
The Arakacians also occupied your colony...

472
01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:31,122
...and stored some of the liquid there
as they ravaged the universe.

473
01:02:31,733 --> 01:02:33,883
Over time it seeped into the earth.

474
01:02:34,053 --> 01:02:37,204
Your people absorbed traces of it
into their systems.

475
01:02:37,493 --> 01:02:39,882
Which Tyler distilled from their bodies!

476
01:02:41,293 --> 01:02:43,523
Not enough to render him immortal...

477
01:02:43,613 --> 01:02:46,411
...but now he has the strength
to reach the chamber.

478
01:02:46,493 --> 01:02:49,963
A whole people destroyed
because of the lust for power of one man.

479
01:02:50,413 --> 01:02:54,247
lt has happened before, Julie.
lt will happen again.

480
01:02:55,413 --> 01:02:56,687
Not with Tyler.

481
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:51,563
Welcome back, Master Odin!

482
01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:09,603
-Odin, the key? ls it here?
-l'm afraid so.

483
01:04:10,253 --> 01:04:11,971
As we speak, the carrier...

484
01:04:12,053 --> 01:04:15,682
...and the vile scum of Shantaar
descend upon our city.

485
01:04:16,573 --> 01:04:20,646
We have done all we can to prepare.
We will fight to the death.

486
01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:04,331
You know each other?

487
01:06:04,533 --> 01:06:06,569
He tried to save me at the school.

488
01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:08,412
lt was nothing.

489
01:06:09,773 --> 01:06:11,411
And where did you meet?

490
01:06:12,053 --> 01:06:13,202
We're sisters.

491
01:06:14,453 --> 01:06:15,568
Sisters!

492
01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:19,526
The elders have been killed!
There's a traitor among us!

493
01:06:19,613 --> 01:06:20,887
Warn the others!

494
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,448
There it is.

495
01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:29,202
The Chamber of lmmortality,
that holds the everlasting waters.

496
01:07:07,453 --> 01:07:08,647
The last one.

497
01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:38,007
Everybody fight! Come on!

498
01:08:29,253 --> 01:08:30,732
This is going to suck!

499
01:09:38,853 --> 01:09:40,002
You fool!

500
01:09:40,573 --> 01:09:42,609
That was my last one!

501
01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:37,686
-Thank you, soft one.
-Anytime.

502
01:10:55,373 --> 01:10:56,522
Hey, asshole!

503
01:10:58,093 --> 01:10:59,128
You again!

504
01:11:54,213 --> 01:11:55,771
Did you miss me?

505
01:12:10,933 --> 01:12:13,242
You always hurt the ones you love.

506
01:12:13,613 --> 01:12:14,841
Like this?

507
01:12:24,813 --> 01:12:28,522
Hold that pose. l'll be right back.

508
01:12:54,573 --> 01:12:58,043
lt's mine. lt's all mine!

509
01:13:17,373 --> 01:13:21,161
Bring it on, bitch!
You're really starting to piss me off!

510
01:13:21,533 --> 01:13:24,650
You are not worthy of the Holy Waters!

511
01:13:26,253 --> 01:13:27,322
Not today.

512
01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:54,766
Remember this on your way to hell!

513
01:13:57,693 --> 01:13:58,967
FAKK 2!

514
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:04,562
The insanity has to end now.

515
01:14:10,213 --> 01:14:12,204
We must destroy the key.

516
01:14:14,013 --> 01:14:15,412
Perhaps not!

517
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:21,288
Why?

518
01:14:22,413 --> 01:14:26,964
Because l am Arakacian!

519
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:30,444
My charade fooled
the insufferable Holylanders!

520
01:14:30,653 --> 01:14:32,530
And even that little stone idiot!

521
01:14:32,613 --> 01:14:35,571
What makes you think
a pathetic mortal could stop me?

522
01:15:09,413 --> 01:15:10,971
You fools!

523
01:15:34,653 --> 01:15:36,928
l must fulfil my destiny.

524
01:15:58,453 --> 01:16:01,365
-You must!
-Zeek, l command you!

525
01:16:10,893 --> 01:16:14,408
Good-bye, soft one. l'll never forget you.

526
01:16:47,773 --> 01:16:48,808
lt's over.

527
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,526
-Let me help you.
-Oh, no. He survived.

528
01:16:58,493 --> 01:16:59,642
Are you okay?

529
01:17:00,293 --> 01:17:02,807
What does it look like, you dickhead?

530
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:14,769
Eternity is a long time to spend alone.

531
01:17:15,453 --> 01:17:17,205
What are you talking about?

532
01:17:18,653 --> 01:17:21,247
Does this mean
we're all going to be immortal?

533
01:17:22,213 --> 01:17:24,010
'Cause if that's true, you know....

534
01:17:24,093 --> 01:17:26,732
Listen, l'm going to be around
for a long time.

535
01:17:27,413 --> 01:17:28,766
Who took the key?

536
01:17:29,253 --> 01:17:31,050
Does this mean we're friends now?

537
01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:33,931
'Cause l've been putting up
with a lot of your crap, so...

538
01:17:34,573 --> 01:17:37,929
...l think it's payback time.
Come on, you know you love me.

539
01:17:56,773 --> 01:18:01,051
And so the key to the chamber
of immortality...

540
01:18:01,133 --> 01:18:05,968
...was once again cast out
into the silent gulfs of space...

541
01:18:07,573 --> 01:18:12,567
...with a new stone protector
to guard it against evil.

542
01:18:33,373 --> 01:18:35,364
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