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(Dr. D on radio) 'Alright, y'all, you're jammin' with Dr. D'
'on the number one station in Decatur, Georgia.'
'I wanna see y'all down at my club, The Gold Teeth'
'the place to be on Saturday night with Dr. D.'
'Coming up next, we're gonna give you'
'the 411 from MTV VJ Idalis'
'so stay where you're at.'
So sit back relax we're making all of the money
Yeah
No one can make me feel the way you do
Ain't nobody ain't nobody
No one but you
No one I'd rather be with than with you
Why did you have to burn my toast, baby?
Now, you know you said you wanted everything well-done.
(Nate) And you know I didn't.
Alright then, Nate.
Girl, don't pay him no mind.
He think he dolomite.
With you my baby maybe
Show me some pleasure and joy you bring
To me my love
Every chance I get..
Happy
I close my eyes..
- 'What's good on the menu?' - Nothing.
(Nisi) There you go, Nate.
Just the way you like it.
(Idalis on radio) 'Hey, Georgia, this is Idalis from MTV'
'with a hot tip for you Southern gals.'
'Heavy D is looking for one special girl'
'who can dance, has a great spirit, and loves to travel'
'to be the video dance girl of the world for his new video'
'and get this, the lucky winner gets $10,000 in cash.'
'You heard that right. Auditions are this week in LA.'
- 'So, get a pen and paper..' - Nisi?
'You're daydreaming again.'
No-no-no, I was taking their order.
Uh-uh. It's my second time I done told you.
I'm taking $10 out of your doggone pay.
Oh, Mr. Johnson!
Ohh! $10?
I don't wanna hear nothing, Nisi.
Not another word, another phrase nor syllable.
Hey! Shut up!
I'm the captain of this doggone ship.
If it's too hot in the kitchen, Nisi, leave.
If the shoe fit, wear. If it too tight, take it off!
[instrumental music]
[exhales]
Out with the old in with the new..
(Mickey) I can't believe Ali and James stood us up again.
I'm through with them, girl.
Now you see what I mean?
I ain't got nothin' to lose.
What you mean you ain't got nothin' to lose?
You talking about using all the money we have
to go to some audition in California.
Nisi, you ain't even a dancer.
I am a dancer, and I'll be dancing my butt off
for some $10,000.
Now, if I get this job, Mick
we're gonna have more than enough money
for the salon and the restaurant.
You ain't using our life savings
to go to California on some maybe mission.
- Your life is right here. - We don't deserve this.
We deserve the best.
(Ali) 'That's why you got me.'
And you, you got me.
Aw, come on, baby, I'm sorry I'm late.
You know, sometimes businessmen stuff can't wait.
Well, you can just keep your sorry
'cause you're a sorry excuse for a boyfriend.
Hold on, hold on, hold on now.
You ain't know why we late, girl.
I do know that y'all couldn't show up here on time
to walk us home from work.
We've been checking out this classic 1935 Ford
'Eric's grandfather's selling.'
That's right and he's gonna sell it to us half the price.
If he was giving it away, it still wouldn't matter.
Y'all ain't got no jobs.
We've been thinking about putting applications in
for the last month, baby, but, you know
the buses don't run everywhere.
Look, here, we're gonna buy the car
and we're gonna start our own page-a-cab
luxury cab company.
Oh, no. Come on, Mick.
Bye.
Hey-hey-hey, come on, come on.
'Nisi, why you act like that?'
Ali, I guess I'm tired
of hearing about all your pipe dreams.
If you really cared about me
you'd get rid of that tired perm
I've been telling you about forever.
Oh, I don't cut my hair! I ain't cutting the hair, no.
If anything, I'mma bring the perm back.
(female #1) 'I was so mad, I just walked out.'
(female #2) 'And he said that was his cousin?'
(female #1) 'That's what he said.'
[indistinct chatter]
(Nisi) '...bopping around here with that cracked-up perm he got.'
(Mickey) 'You know he's wrong. Girl!'
'Why won't he let you cut his hair?'
(Nisi) 'I don't know. I've been trying forever.'
'Now, I'm a hairdresser, right?'
'And my man walking around here'
'looking like a broke-down Superfly.'
(Mickey) 'No. No, Superfly's little brother.'
(Nisi) 'Right, right. Superflea.'
[Mickey laughing]
- 'Ow!' - Be still then!
(Nisi) Shoot, you said you wanted these pompoms, so you got 'em.
Girl, we need to move on and we need to get us some new jobs.
(Idalis on TV) 'Hey, what's up, kids? Idalis kickin' it MTV style.'
Listen, y'all, I got the inside scoop
on the biggest video audition to hit the airwaves
'since the artist formerly known as Prince was looking'
'for that special girl for his video'
"The Most Beautiful Girl In The World." Remember that?
'Well, Heavy D is doing a unique video himself.'
'He's gonna be shooting this video all over the world'
in beautiful, exotic places like Brazil and Italy.
'He's looking for that oh, so special girl--'
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Go back. - What?
- Look. - 'And that twinkle in her eye.'
He's looking for the "Video Dance Girl.."
- 'Look!' - 'Huh?'
'So, that's the same audition! Girl..'
I think it's a sign from God.
My mama always told me good things come in three.
I heard it on the radio
now read it in a magazine
and now it's on TV!
This is it, Mick!
Nisi, you buggin'.
But what if I ain't?
Come on, Mick. Let's go to LA.
Let's do it.
Hell, yeah
'cause there ain't nothing but some fine
young rich men in LA.
[screaming]
[laughing]
I feel like partying right now. Come on.
Partying? We've gotta try to save every penny now.
Uh-uh. It's Tuesday night.
You know what that means.
Ladies night at The Golden Tooth.
We get in free!
Go go get it get it
(male #1) I want everyone to have their ID's ready.
[upbeat music]
It's just so ridiculous.
Everybody in here wanna be a player
pimp, hustler.
Not me.
I just want a simple woman.
That's you. I'm telling you it's you.
Oh, really?
- You're very special to me. - Mm-hmm?
You see, I never met nobody like you before in my life.
Your name is etched in my heart.
Shakira, right?
Keesha?
Mm-hmm.
I went to school with her.
Alright, step forward.
[metal detectors squeal]
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall
Get your back up off the wall
'Cause I heard all the music
Get down on it
Ooh, damn!
Hey..
Fine and vivacious and beautiful.
I look good in a mug, that's what he's trying to say.
Thank you.
Nisi, ain't you thirsty?
Uh-uh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh! Oh, uh.. Uh, yeah.
Let me, let me get, uh, four-four hurricanes, bro.
'Ooh, now, y'all look good, not like these hootchy girls.'
Y'all got class.
'Like waitresses or something.'
That'll be $16 even.
[music continues]
Hell, no. Let's go.
'I ain't thirsty. Come on, let's go to the bathroom.'
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. Hold it, hold it, hold it, girl.
Now, look-look, now, it was ladies night, right?
Y-y'all didn't have to pay to get in
y'all could've bought our drinks.
Uh, not in this life.
Now, hold on, girl, I ain't finished talking to you.
Will you let go of her arm? You ain't her damn daddy.
Shut your ass up, you play-headed heifer.
Get off me.
Hey, what you.. What did I do?
Oh, what you gonna do, Captain Save-a-hoe? Hmm?
God damn!
Oh, now, it's on now, brother. Get on up!
I'll knock your ass back down again.
'Come on, here.'
I swallowed my gold tooth!
[whimpering]
[indistinct chatter]
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Hey, my man, let me hear four of them hurricanes, partner.
Oh, he good for it. They good for it.
(male #2) 'That'll be $16 even.'
Oh, hell, no! Come on, Mick.
Come on, it's ladies night!
- Nisi! - Y'all got in free.
Nisi, what's your problem?
Why you treating me like some stepchild?
'Cause I deserve better than this, Ali.
Don't you think I know that, baby?
I'm a businessman. I'm trying to make things happen.
You've been trying to make things happen forever now.
You can't even keep a job.
I want a real man.
A man with ambition, goals, real dreams.
Well, I got dreams, what you think
my page-a-cab luxury cab service is?
You ain't even got a driver's license.
I'll be loving you
Forever
Deep inside my heart you'll leave
Like your dreams are just wired for sound
and ready to roll, right?
Owning a hair salon.
That's you and Mickey's problem.
You need to get a grip on life.
I ain't never heard somebody owning a restaurant
with a hair salon embed. What kinda bullshit is that?
Oh...alright.
Well, that's gonna happen. You'll see.
Nisi, Nisi, Nisi, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, baby. They're playing our song.
- Come on. - Mm-mmm.
Used to be our song.
You're always mine
When I'm in need
When trouble's on my mind
You put my soul at ease
There is no one in this world
[airplane engine droning]
(Mickey) Nisi, do you think you overdid it with our hair?
Mm-mmm. Nope.
I sure don't
'cause we're going to Beverly Hills.
If I'm gonna do good at that audition
we've got to look like stars.
[giggles]
- Nisi! Nisi! - What, girl?
Can't you see I'm trying to read up on our manners?
I know, but we're going to need more than manners
'cause right here it says that the rich and famous people
hang out at the polo lounge.
- So? - So?
Oh, shit.
We don't know nothin' about playing no damn polo.
Then look up in the book and see if you can find
a basketball lounge.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
[giggling]
Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman.
Our in-flight movie is about to begin.
Please lower your shade if you're sitting next to a window.
'Thank you.'
(Mickey) 'Where my things at?'
Man, I can't see.
Miss?
(male #3) What's going on?
(male #4) What's blocking the screen?
I paid good money to see this.
- I can't see anything. - Can I have another seat?
I'll pay you any amount of money.
I'm sorry. The flight is all booked up.
Aw, fuck!
Hello?
Ladies, would you mind lowering your hair?
- 'Hey, you with the hair!' - No problem.
(female #3) I paid money to be watching this.
- 'Ma'am, do something.' - It's beautiful.
Maybe you overdid it just a little bit.
Maybe I did, huh?
(male #5) 'Can I get my money back for these headphones?'
(female #4) There, there. That's better.
(woman on PA) 'The white zone is for the immediate'
'loading and unloading.'
[instrumental music]
[gasping]
(Mickey) 'Oh, shit, lady, look!'
[Nisi and Mickey screaming]
Mickey: Nis, look!
- LL! LL! - LL! LL!
[clamoring]
Damn! Lady love in the flesh!
Ain't nothing like a brother who practices what he preaches.
Remember we read in "Right On" magazine
he done married his baby's mama!
Sure did! You're a good man, too.
I know that Mookie's been throwing that ass at you, too.
I know. Remember when Tit-Tit says she's slept with him?
- She said he got it goin' on! - She sure did!
Ladies, ladies, ladies, it's nice to meet y'all.
- But I got to go to the studio. - Okay.
LL, I'm gonna be in the Heavy D video!
- I'm about to blow up! - Boo-yeah! She is!
Well, check it out, I don't mean to be rude or anything
but, unfortunately, I gotta go, I'm running late, okay?
- Okay, Uncle L. Okay. - Alright, ladies. Okay.
- Okay, baby. - Keep licking them lips!
Oh, and I know you're with your baby's mama
but if the shit don't work out, you know you can come--
No-no, girl! Let's go get our luggage! Go!
Ooh!
(Mickey) Girl, you said good things come in three's.
(Nisi) Yep, that's sure what my mama said.
(Mickey) Ow! So, if I see LL two more times, it's on!
(Nisi) Come on! We just saw LL! Bring on the band!
[instrumental music]
- 'We're the first ones here.' - 'For real?'
You're about to get this job, girl!
You're gonna get this!
Ooh!
[giggling]
(man on PA) 'Will number 865 please step up?'
'Will number 865 please join the group over there?'
(Nisi) 'Oh, girl, I'm gonna blow this audition up!'
'You got to, 'cause we only have enough money'
for one night in a motel room.
I'm gonna get this. Get this.
Oh, look at her trying to show out.
Come on. Mm-hmm.
She thinks she got it going on.
You the bomb.
- Oh, yeah. - I got this.
No problem.
Ugh, she wrong for that.
Uh, uh, that was good, but, uh
you might want to go on home now, 'cause I'm here.
No, stay, 'cause we're going to need a few extras in the video.
[giggles]
Excuse me.
[grunting]
[humming]
That's my girl!
Yeah! Yeah!
Baby, we got this!
Boo-yah!
(Nisi) Girl, can you believe he gonna accuse me
of hitting everybody with my hair?
I didn't hit nobody with my hair.
I did hit a few of them, though
cause I was rootin' for ya, I wanted you to win.
I ain't like that song no way.
Come on, let's just find a hotel
so we can get out of here in the morning.
Where are we going to find a taxi around here anyway?
Excuse me.
I couldn't help to notice you earlier.
You are a very good dancer.
Uh-huh. Well, they ain't think so.
My boss is doing a music video.
I thought you'd be perfect for it.
Hold up. How many C-notes we talking here?
Uh, C-C-notes?
Cash money?
Room and board in his Beverly Hills mansion
and $10,000.
- A mansion? - $10,000?
- Where he at? - Where he at?
[instrumental music]
Follow me.
[music continues]
(Nisi) Come on, girl. We got to take care of business.
[music continues]
Wait, wait, wait! Don't! Don't ring the doorbell yet.
It say right here in my etiquette notes
that if they say, "How are you?" we say--
Livin' large and takin' charge, big boy!
I don't want you doing that kind of stuff.
We're in Beverly Hills
so, when they say, "How are you?"
we smile sweetly..
...and say, "Very well, thank you. And yourself?"
You cool?
Ring the doorbell.
[doorbell chimes]
[exhales]
How did you get past security at the gate?
Begging is not permitted in Beverly Hills.
Oh, that's cool, 'cause where we come from
crack-heads be beggin' all the time.
Snap! We can't even walk down the street..
[indistinct chatter]
[door closes]
Oh, no, see, it's on!
It's on now in Beverly Hills!
We're gonna do no fighting up in here.
Ladies, welcome.
I'm Isaac Blakemore, and you are?
I'm Denise, and this is my friend Tamika.
You can just call me Nisi and her Mickey.
Uh, sorry. Please, come on in.
I'm sorry. How very rude of me.
I just have to finish up a phone conversation.
You know, just looking at you
I can tell you're exactly what I've been looking for.
- So, I got the job? - Well, yeah.
It certainly seems that way, doesn't it?
Well, Manley here will be happy to show you up to your room.
Uh, you can relax, you know, freshen up a little bit.
Just make yourself at home
uh, then we'll meet again shortly
to go over the terms of your contract.
- Thank you! - Oh, good. Good, good, good.
I'll see you in a bit.
(Nisi) 'Thank you. Thank you.'
[Nisi giggling]
[instrumental music]
[door closes]
Follow me.
Wow..
'Ooh..'
Mickey, look!
Ooh, he got a little one!
[giggling]
[clears throat]
[music continues]
[clears throat]
Ooh, look! Check this out!
It's a real famous piece. They done pay crazy cash for this.
For that? Some ugly woman he tried to hook up?
If she was ugly, he should have left her ugly.
She looks like Laquisha Jenkins with a bad hair weave.
[clears throat]
You need some throat lozenges or something?
Lead the way, Alfred.
The name is Mr. Manley.
Manley will do very nicely, thank you.
- Who is Alfred? - You know. Batman's homeboy.
(Nisi) 'Oh, you right, girl. I see what you're saying.'
[gasps] You would be so good in the sequel!
- Oh, he'd be phat! - He would!
All you'd have to do is say, "Batman, to the cave!"
and everybody would lose their job that day.
And you'd get that job!
- To the Bat-cave! - To the Bat-cave!
[giggling]
- Ask him to say it, Mick. - You do it.
I done already called the man Alfred.
- Oh, come on. - No.
I just wanna know where we're sleeping tonight.
Hi.
Wait in there.
What kind of welcome is that?
[imitating] "Wait in there."
Come on.
[instrumental music]
[gasping]
- Oh.. - Ah..
Mick! Come in here. Look at this.
Ooh, it's pretty, ain't it?
It's beautiful.
- Hey, why they got two toilets? - You know how rich folks is.
They got to feel like they got a choice in everything they do.
Now, that one right there looks like it's for number one
'and that one looks like it's for number two.'
(Mickey) 'How do you flush number one?'
You just turn these two handles right here.
Whoa! Oh!
(Mickey) 'Oh, no, girl!'
'What did you do?'
'The water's getting all over the floor!'
Do something! Hurry!
I'm trying!
Turn it off, Nisi!
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Nis, let me!
Okay!
Ooh! Oh! Woo-ooh!
- I'm gonna turn it off! - Mick, sit on it.
Sit on it, Mick!
They're gonna throw us out of here, Mick.
(Nisi) Come on! Come on! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Girl, that's my back!
Girl, you're on my back!
You're on my back, girl!
Come on now!
(Manley) 'Is everything alright in there? I say, is everything--'
Mick, the intercom!
Hurry up, girl!
Come on now!
(Manley) 'Hello? Hello, ladies?'
Oh!
Oh, shit!
(Manley) 'Are you alright in there?'
Damn! Talk to the man!
(Manley) 'Is everything alright in there?'
Yes, everything is fine.
Have you got a mop?
(Manley) 'Mr. Isaac will see you now.'
Mm-hmm. We'll be down in five minutes.
(Mickey) Five hours!
(Nisi) Shut up, Mick!
[gasping]
- Together. - Together.
(Isaac) 'Over here.'
[instrumental music]
[laughs] 'Wait, wait. Slow down. Slow down.'
I don't want you to trip.
Hi. Please have a seat.
- How do you like your room? - Oh, snap!
This whole place is the bomb!
It's lovely.
Now, uh, before we-we begin..
Well, there's just one little thing I have to tell you.
I'm not making a music video.
I just, I just didn't know how else
I was going to find
an actress like yourself.
I can act, too!
This job involves..
...an old man who is dying from cancer.
Oh, that's sad.
You know what's even sadder?
He was never able
to marry the one woman that he truly loved.
Why come?
Because he's white..
...and she was black.
She was the housekeeper at the family's estate.
Her name was Lily.
Oh, that's who I'm going to play?
(Isaac) Well, not quite.
Um..
When his family discovered their relationship
they separated them.
They immediately married him off
to a white woman.
And he never saw Lily again.
Anyway, he's dying
and the only family that he has left is his nephew.
That-that's me. Sorry. I'm his nephew.
'Uh, and when I learned that he has'
uh, less than two weeks to live
well, I decided that maybe I should
try and find the love of his life. Find Lily.
That is so sweet of you.
Well, it was also impossible.
But, seems I have managed to find..
...Lily's granddaughter.
Oh, that's who I'm going to play.
(Isaac) 'Yes. Yes, exactly.'
Well, my idea was
you know how much your grandmother loved him
'so, you show up here out of the goodness of your heart.'
You just do anything and everything that you can
to make sure that his final days are-are filled
with, with kindness and love.
[applauding]
Bravo.
- Amen. - That's beautiful.
Aw, I'm glad you think so.
So, if, uh, if you'd be so kind as, as to follow me.
Right this way.
[indistinct chatter on TV]
Uncle Don, I have a surprise for you.
I'd like you to meet Denise.
'Denise is Lily's granddaughter.'
[instrumental music]
Why didn't you tell me they were coming?
How dare you bring them in like this.
How dare you!
[coughing]
No. Put..
Get, get out. Get out.
(Mickey) 'Nisi, let's not get scared.'
'We can handle that old man.'
'We going to get this $10,000'
'and make all our dreams come true.'
[gasps] Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
'This is the bomb.'
It's the bomb.
Okay.
[chuckles]
We gonna get this money.
Let's go to dinner.
He said it was this way.
'Come on!'
(Isaac) I'm sorry I scared you.
I meant it as a surprise.
(Donald) It's alright, Isaac.
Just don't ever do that to me again.
I won't. Oh. Hi.
Oh, well.
Well, hello there.
- Have a seat. - Mm-hmm.
[mumbling]
Forgive me for my behavior earlier.
I'm sorry if I was rude. I..
I don't like surprises.
Hmm.
So..
I can't tell you how happy I am
to have you in my home.
The first years of my life were touched
by the magic of Lily.
'I welcome you.'
I suppose she told you all about life on the estate.
[slurps]
Mm-hmm. Yeah, she did.
What exactly did she say?
Uh..
'Uh..'
Uh, well, she..
...told me about the trees.
There were wonderful trees.
There was this beautiful, majestic oak as you drove--
Yes, that's the one. The oak.
She told us about the oak, didn't she?
Right. Ah, here's dinner.
Thank you, Manley.
What's this?
I'm only permitted to eat certain foods.
No wonder why you sick.
I don't mean to be rude, but you ain't dead yet.
'You can still eat hearty.'
What she mean is you can still eat hearty and be healthy, too.
You sound just like Lily.
[chuckles]
'There's no food like soul food.'
You right about that. Ain't no food like soul food.
Excuse me. Give me your plate.
- What? - Give me your plate.
[upbeat music]
A-ha
Yeah yeah Check
One two one two
A-ha
Yeah yeah Check
One two one two
A-ha
Yeah yeah
Check one two one two
A-ha
[sniffs]
Ahh..
Yes.
Yeah yeah
A-ha Check one two one two
Yeah yeah
(man on radio) '92.3 the beat with Jesse Collins.'
'Off the request lines from LA.'
Oh you're my kind of..
Do you think, you know, that Ali and James miss us?
I don't know, but I know I miss my man.
Mm-mmm, you need to scoot over, 'cause I ain't got no problem
sleeping on this expensive white carpet.
'cause I know it's Poodle hair.
[knock on door]
Excuse me.
I must talk to you.
Oh, yes, Antonio!
I'm coming!
Hold on.
- Antonio. - Mickey.
Perhaps we can go someplace private.
Mm-hmm. Hold on.
You need to go take a cold shower
like I told you to.
Come with me, bellissima.
Hey hey
Hey
Show me your look
And you give me shivers
Hey, hey! You said we came down here to talk.
No more lies.
I thought that maybe you're feeling
the same thing that I feel for you.
You were?
We are destiny, I'm convinced.
- We are? - Si, bellissima.
But I have a secret.
Well, go on ahead, Antonio. You could tell me.
My family is very wealthy.
For real?
I came to America to find somebody who likes me for me.
Somebody like you.
You got some money?
More money than you can spend in one lifetime.
Oh, please let me try in this lifetime, please.
I will. I promise.
I need to go now.
Until we meet again.
[speaking in Italian]
Arrivederci.
Aria-derchi to you, too.
And some mozzarella and fettuccini.
Hell, yeah.
Ooh.
(Mickey) 'I swear to God it ain't no dream.'
I know you think he's just hired help
but it's all an act.
Well, if he's so rich
why did he have to come all the way to America
'to find his wife?'
I don't know.
But I ain't got no rock on my finger
so I say we keep shopping for our babies' daddies.
And may the fattest wallet win.
(Manley) I tell you, Master Isaac
they're disrupting Mr. Blakemore's diet.
They're poisoning him with this soul food as he calls it.
Mm-mmm, he love Mickey's soul food.
My soul food is created to nourish the soul, okay?
I ain't used pork since Thelma was on "Good Times"
about to marry Ebay the African prince
''cause he didn't eat pork in his food, and I said'
"No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince
to be my baby's daddy," so I stopped using pork
because I started using chicken broth. I couldn't be doin' that!
'So I don't know what you talking about?'
See, what I cook is much healthier than that
bird stuff Alfred is cooking for him.
The name is Manley, thank you.
I spoke with the nutritionist this morning.
And he warned me that this so-called soul food
has been known to clog the arteries, cramp the colon
and eventually stop the heart.
- Is that true? - Mm-mmm.
- Not the way she do it. - Good grief!
Would you look at that?
Yes.
Let me have that from you.
You're alarming me a little bit.
I want you to relax.
[whispering] I think you're overreacting.
Ladies, I want you to continue to cook
whatever you think is going to make my uncle happy.
And if there's anything else you need from the store
well, I'm sure that Manley will be
more than delighted to go get it for you.
Oh, you think he could go by the record store?
Oh, sure.
And don't forget my Ice Cube CD, Manley.
Good morning, everybody. How are you? Isaac, good to see you.
Ah, I don't know what you put in that meal last night
but I feel great. Excuse me.
Mmm..
What's for breakfast?
[Robin S. singing "I Can't Wait"]
Excuse me.
Excuse me, please. I wonder if you could help me.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're looking for the classical section.
- Back there by the jazz. - Oh, no, no, no.
I am not looking for the classical section.
I'm looking for the rap section as follows
Uh, "Tupac, Too Short, Tha Dogg Pound
"Ice Cube, Ice T, 'Bitch Betta Have My Money'
and 'Pull Up To The Bumpa, Baby.'"
Alright, right, right. Okay.
You trying to get your groove on.
Right this way, dog.
Got that Too Short player's style right there.
Yeah. What's else?
We got that Mack 10, baby, yeah.
West Toni! Yeah, what you know about that?
Got that East coast Busta Rhymes in the house.
What you know, boy?
Hoo-haa!
Yeah, what else we got here?
Ah, got that Mighty Biggs, baby.
What you know about that Luke Skywalker, huh?
Uhh-uhh get it get it
Get it get it
Check it out. We got the bomb in the back, though.
Hey, you know, uh, Dre left Death Row.
- Right? - 'What?'
(Nisi) 'Shoot your best shot.'
Yeah-eh-eh-ey eh-ey
Oh I live for your love
'I see ya!'
Alright, for you.
Oh! Whoo!
'Now who's got the ball?'
[indistinct chatter]
- 'I dare you.' - 'Ah, ah, I got the ball now.'
You can't shoot from there.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- My shot! - Oh!
- Mr. B shoots. - Two! Chalk up two!
(Nisi) 'Oh!'
- High score. - I shot two.
Four seconds, three seconds.
'Here we go around.'
Whoa!
- Whoa. - Whoa, Mickey.
(Donald) You alright?
(Mickey) My hair.
Ohh!
My hair got wet!
Oh, God!
Mickey!
Mmm! I told that girl she should wear a swimming cap!
What's the problem?
Nothing. She done got her hair wet.
Now she's mad 'cause she going to be nappy.
Well, I tell you what, I'll send for the car
and make an appointment at a hair salon I know.
Have them call me and charge it to my account.
Wait, I got a better idea.
I can use some new clothes.
What say we, we go on a shopping spree?
A shopping spree?
Ooh!
Today must be my lucky day!
[laughs]
I'm going on a shopping spree.
I never been on a shopping spree.
I'm going on a shopping spree!
Let me take you to a place I know you want to go
It's a good life
Hey hey hey yeah
I want to stand around by you
Just don't say no
No-no no-no
Good life good life
Good life
Good life good life
Good life
Good life good life
Good life
[camera shutter clicking]
[dramatic music]
It's a good life
Hey hey hey yeah
I wanna stand around by you
Just don't say no
No-no no-no
I have got a feelin' that you're gonna like it
What I'm doin' to you
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
What I'm doin' what I'm doin'
I'll be doin' what you want me to do
Hey hey hey
Love is shining
Life is thriving..
(Isaac) 'I.. Yeah, yeah, yeah.'
W-w-would you relax?
Relax.
Stop worrying about those girls.
What..
Because they're idiots.
They're not gonna suspect anything.
No, they won't.
Look, look, all you have to do..
Just be set up on your end.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Because I know it will.
I already have all the pictures I'm gonna need.
Just get a grip on yourself.
You're gonna be very wealthy very, very soon.
[chuckles] Yeah, that's true.
I won't be so badly off myself.
Mm-hmm.
Look, I'll talk to you later.
Okay, bye.
[intense music]
Good.
Ohh.. You trippin'.
You diggin' hard on Antonio, ain't you?
Yeah..
I wish I could find me a man.
You will. You will.
Well, I ain't found one yet.
And we leaving here as soon as Mr. B die.
I can't believe we waiting around
for some man to die.
It don't feel right.
And he's such good people, too.
I know.
Ooh, we done missed our stories today, girl.
Ooh, and today was the day we was gonna find out
who killed Adam's wife.
I know it was the housekeeper.
No, it was the stepdaughter 'cause she jealous.
No, no, she ain't smart enough.
No, it was that hoe Jillian.
That Jillian.
She is a nasty piece of work, isn't she?
You watch the stories?
Oh, yes. I videotape every episode.
Get the fuck out of here.
I beg your pardon?
Then who killed Adam's wife?
It was that dirty, rotten swine Dr. Matthew.
I always did suspect him.
I knew it.
I knew he did it.
Dr. Matthew.
Thank you, Alfred.
Manley.
(male #6) 'I'll take your ticket, sir.'
(female #5) 'Nice to see you, Mr. Blakemore.'
(male #7) 'Don Blakemore, I haven't seen you at the golf course lately.'
Yes.
[speaking in German]
Mr. Blakemore, good evening! Welcome!
'Thanks for coming. How are you?'
Alex, always good to see you.
Now, I want one of your choice tables for me and my guests.
[gasps] That'll be no problem. Ladies?
Excuse me, I'm going to wash my hands, ladies.
Okay, follow me. Right this way.
Here we go. Right up here.
[indistinct chatter]
(Mickey) Howard Hewitt!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, I been a fan of yours for so long.
Since you was with Shalimar and you had the big afro.
Oh, I'm such a big fan of yours.
You gotta sing for me. You gotta sing something.
- Not here. - Oh, yo, yeah, here.
I ain't letting you go till you sing something for me.
Okay, okay, listen.
You know I love you baby
Wunderbar.
The show's over. Thank you very much.
(Alex) 'I'm so sorry, Mr. Hewitt.'
It was nice that you sang, but you--
Oh, bless you for that.
Listen here, you can't be acting like no fool, okay?
We in a fancy place. We gotta have class.
We in a classy place.
[screaming] Leon!
Ooh, I loved you in "Waiting to exhale."
I wanna exhale. I wanna exhale.
Please, please.
Let him exhale.
Oh, Mr. Leon, I'm so sorry.
Please.. Thank you for coming!
Ooh, girl. Leon.
- Argh! - Your table is ready.
- You got us in trouble. - You getting us in trouble.
- I know how to act. - I know how to act, too.
- Look. Oh! - Heavy D!
Heavy D!
- Ooh, Heavy, oh, Heavy! - Heavy! Heavy!
You the main reason that we here in LA, Heavy.
At that audition, I didn't do the best I could.
Wait a minute, ain't you that girl that hit the other girl
in the face with your hair?
Uh-huh.
Oh, I seen all you can do, hon.
- No, she can really dance. - 'Oh, no, no, no!'
I seen all she can do. She could hurt somebody.
No, she can dance. And I'm the next Monifa.
She is.
Oh, you're the next Monifa?
Yeah. Look, let me get remixed.
- Check this out. - Oh, no, this is not necess--
It's been too long
Since you been gone
Feels good I want you
I miss you
Please, no! Mr. Booty!
Oh, Mr. Heavy D
I'm so sorry. I just..
I did not mean for this to be heavy.
- You know what I mean? - It's okay. It's alright.
- No problem. No problem. - Okay.
Your table is waiting!
- I'm sorry. - It's fine. It's fine.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. - That's okay. No problem.
- No problem. - We'll call the office.
- 'Have a good night.' - Alright.
Diddle-lee-dee, diddle lee-dee.
(both) C-E-O, C-E-O, C-E-O!
[both screaming]
Oh, good to see you again, Mr. Blakemore.
Whoa, no, what a night.
Will there be anything else for you, Mr. Blakemore?
No, thank you, Albert. I'll have the check though.
- Okay. - Thank you.
You know what, Mr. B?
This food ain't all that.
They should've had Mickey up in the kitchen.
(Mickey) Amen.
Nisi, do you cook?
Mnm-mnm. I do hair.
- That's my thing. - Really?
- So did Lily. - Who?
- Ahem. - Oh, grandma. Yeah, lily.
Grandma could grease a scalp, couldn't she?
Uh-huh.
Tell me more about her. It's been so long.
Uh..
Let's see.
Uh..
Grandma.
Oh, Lily, she have a big--
[mumbling]
Thank you, Mr. Blakemore.
I hope everything was to your satisfaction.
Thank you.
[mumbling]
So many reasons that I want to spend
(Nisi) 'Oh, Ali, stop.'
[giggling]
'Mm-hmm, I miss you, too.'
And you know, I'm sorry things got kind of crazy
before I left, you know? But that's how that go.
What?
Oh, so you think I'm going to come crawling back?
Oh, unh-unh.
I hope them negative words
taste real good rolling off your lips
'cause one day you're gonna have to eat them.
Is everything alright, miss?
[telephone ringing]
Now, then, who could be calling at this time of night?
It's my boyfriend.
[phone ringing]
Shall I answer?
[ringing continues]
This is the Blakemore residence.
One moment, please.
It's for you.
[whispering] You tell him I'm through with his sorry ass.
Go on, tell him.
Hello, sir.
She's through with your sorry ass.
I wonder, would you mind repeating that, sir?
Thank you.
He says you're tripping
'cause you're in Hollywood
and he hopes you don't get played.
Oh, I, I'm tripping
and he hope I don't get played?
Tell him he better hope his mama don't get played.
Hello, sir. She hopes your mama don't get played.
Wait a moment, sir.
Yes, she is, as a matter of fact.
What?
He asked if you were biting your lip.
Yes, yes.
But that's truly extraordinary, isn't it?
Alright, sir, I will.
- Goodnight now. - What he say?
Well, he said he's sorry
maybe he's tripping
but he misses you very much on the real.
Goodnight, miss.
Real.
[laughing]
(Mickey) 'Mmm.'
- 'Ohh.' - 'Oo-ooh!
[Mickey squealing]
This little piggy ate the ravioli.
- Hmm. - Whoo!
[squealing]
Hey.
Why you wearing them gloves in the house?
Because, my love
your skin is too soft to suffer
the roughness of my hard-working hands.
You are so sweet.
[speaking in foreign language]
Wait, wait, wait, whoa.
Wait. I ain't doing that till I get married.
You putting a ring on this finger?
- A ring? - Mm-hmm.
I already have a ring.
You do?
Come with me.
Mr. Blakemore was kind enough
to let me keep the ring safe in here.
- Ready? - Yes.
[exhales]
Some people think love's foolish
While others think it's a game
- I can't open it. - Oh, okay.
Well, let me try. Let me try.
What's the combo?
Five left.
Zero right.
'And ten left.'
Ten left.
It's not opening, is it?
That's not it.
Ohh!
It's alright, it's alright, bellissima.
I will verify the code with Mr. Blakemore
in the morning.
Promise?
Promise.
Okay.
[Mickey moaning]
[chuckles]
Have a good night.
Goodnight.
Sleep tight.
[crickets chirping]
(man on radio) 'Welcome to the British Overseas Network.'
'The following BBC program can be heard again'
'on Thursday at 4 p.m..'
[clattering at distance]
[dramatic music]
[intense music]
[Manley screaming]
[thudding]
[instrumental music]
(Nisi) Oh, so you stealing, huh?
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna have to beat you like you stole something then.
Oh, I'm going to have to hit you hard, like Tyson.
[grunting]
Nisi?
- Ooh, what? - Nisi?
Ooh! Ha ha ha. What?
Tyson wouldn't hit him like that.
He wouldn't?
No. He'd hit him like this.
Ohh!
Oh, no, no, no.
You ain't seen his last fight
'cause you was in the kitchen getting popcorn.
Tyson...would do it like--
- This. - Ooh!
No, Tyson
would really hit him like..
- This! - This!
Ohh.
Whoo! Ha ha!
Yeah, come on.
[groaning]
[instrumental music]
Antonio.
[footsteps approaching]
(Isaac) 'What's going on here?'
What is this?
Help me out.
Help you out?
I'm calling the police.
The three of you are stealing from my uncle.
(Manley) No, the girls had nothing to do with it.
It was Antonio.
Antonio.
Isaac, our plan can still work.
It will be our words against theirs.
Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man.
I beg your pardon?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What plan? I'm calling the police.
Oh, my dear, I'm so sorry.
[panting]
Look what you've done
you little skeezers!
Skeezers?
Uh-huh.
[grunting]
Now, I'm going to have to spank that ass like Tyson.
[Antonio groaning]
(male #8) 'I said come on!'
Stay on your feet!
[groaning]
(Manley) 'And he was there, and he hit me from behind.'
'Well, that was that.'
I'll report more fully to you in the morning
and, uh, I promise I'll be there as early as I can.
Thank you so much, officer.
(Antonio) 'Oh, for goodness sake, let's go.'
(male #8) 'I'll read you your rights.'
'You have the right to remain silent.'
'Hello? You there? Come on, look at me.'
- Aah! - Look at me!
(Antonio) 'Did you say right or fight?'
(male #8) Right. You have the right to remain silent.
'Anything you say can and will be used against you'
'in a court of law.'
[instrumental music]
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
(Nisi) 'I don't know how he slept through all that.'
'You think he's still alive?'
I don't know.
Maybe we should check his pulse.
Oh, wait! You took a CPR class, didn't you?
Yeah. 'Cause all the cute guys was in there.
No! Didn't you learn anything?
No. But I did meet James.
[scoffs]
We're going to check his heart to see if it's still beating.
- Go on, you check it. - You check it.
- You check it.
You check it.
It's on your side.
[sighs]
He's alive.
I'm going to bed.
(Mickey) Nisi?
Whoa!
Nisi?
[birds chirping]
[doorbell chimes]
That's okay. We got it.
Hello.
Good morning.
I'm Tracy Shaw, Mr. Blakemore's attorney.
Look, here, we had nothing to do with what happened last night.
I swear to God.
Oh, I know.
And if anybody says differently
you make sure you have them call me.
(Tracy) 'Everything is okay now.'
'Thank God we caught this before Isaac went too far.'
I received this package from his attorney this morning.
Mr. Blakemore
'Isaac has filed documents of incompetency against you.'
'I guess once he got the photos he needed'
'the girls were no longer of any value to him.'
He claims you befriended two girls from the ghetto
after you caught them trying to break into your home.
'You then moved the girls into your home'
and, for a lack of a better phrase
you've been allowing them to rob you blind.
How dare he!
(Nisi) 'Girl, I can't believe Isaac would do this to Mr. Blakemore.'
(Mickey) Yeah, that is kind of messed up.
Mickey, Nisi, it was a pleasure meeting the both of you.
How's he doing? Does he want something to eat?
I think he just needs to rest right now.
[sighs]
- He'll be fine. Goodbye. - Bye.
All he needs is energy.
Remember when I told you my grandmamma used
to make my granddaddy a special drink
that would get him going?
(Nisi) Yeah?
But didn't you tell me that it not only got him up
but that it got him...up?
Up is up.
(Nisi) 'I don't know how we're gonna get him'
to drink all them egg yolks?
The same way my grandmamma did.
Ladies, I didn't hear you come in.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hello.
We decided to make you
a breakfast drink.
You didn't have to do that.
- But we wanted to. - Yeah.
We're sorry about what happened last night.
Yeah.
Yeah, so am I.
Please have a seat.
[sighs]
Money.
'Money.'
Money makes people do the strangest things.
Isaac brought you here for his own selfish reasons
but did he promise you anything?
- Like a fee? - Mnm-mnm.
Wasn't no fee involved, was there?
(Mickey) 'No.'
We here because we want to be.
Which is all the more reason
why you should have these.
- $50,000? - Holy shit!
I mean shoot.
Unh-unh, Mr. B.
Ain't no way we could take this.
We're here because we want to be.
You know, until this very second
the only person I ever totally trusted
in my entire life was Lily.
[laughing]
I feel like dancing.
Hey hey
Oh oh oh ooh
Aaa aah aaah
[upbeat music]
Oh yeah
Go, go! Get it! Get it!
Shout it from the highest mountain
And from my heart for all the world to see
Wanna raise my head and thank the heavens
'Cause your love is shining down on me
Let's get this party jumpin'
Giddyup giddyup giddyup Whoa
Let's make that booty bounce
West Toni!
Come on come on come on come on
Go left go right
Go left right left right
My baby says my belt's too tight
My booty shakes from left to right
Go left go right
Go left right left right
My baby says my belt's too tight
My booty shakes from left to right
Go left go right
Go left right left right
My baby says my belt's too tight
My booty shakes from left to right
Go go go go go go go go go go
Go go go go go
Giddyup giddyup let's fly
The roof! The roof!
The roof is on fire!
Giddyup giddyup let's fly
Get that booty on the outside
Bring it like this bring it like that
Break down don't break your back
Movin' them hips from left to right
Can you get high y'all? Alright
Work that body all night long
Do that dance while I sing this song
Go bang bang choo-choo train
Let me see you do your thing
Whoa
Let's get this party jumpin'
Whoa
Giddyup giddyup giddyup
- Mr. B, you okay? - I'm fine.
Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
Let's go sit down. You don't look so good.
You feeling kind of dizzy?
Let's sit him down right here.
- Here. - Okay.
- I'm fine, really. - You sure?
Just got a little short of breath for a second.
I'm gonna be okay.
You was getting down
out there, Mr. B.
I think it's time for us to go home.
Yeah, 'cause Manley's embarrassing us.
So that's why we made you fall out. Let's go.
[all laughing]
Come on.
[laughing]
(Mickey) 'We had no idea you could dance like that, Mr. B.'
I haven't had this much fun since I used to dance with Lily.
You girls are truly amazing.
Ah, Lily.
'Lily, what a lady.'
(Nisi) What a lady!
Oh, I'm sorry you didn't meet the man of your dreams tonight
but maybe next time.
That's okay.
I've known him since high school anyway.
Oh?
His name is Ali.
He's back in Georgia.
I really love him, too.
What's the problem then?
Ali don't have no dreams
no drive, no ambition.
Nothing.
Just like me.
[instrumental music]
No, it's true.
I almost lost all of my dreams
when I was a very young man.
Fortunately, there was a..
[chuckles]
...a skinny, bowlegged girl
who was filled with dreams.
'Everything I have today is because of her.'
I mean, I had no ambition.
But she had enough for the both of us.
What do you mean by that?
Well, she always dreamt about becoming a clothing designer
and I loved her so much that--
Oh, so that's how you got interested
in the fabric business.
Yeah.
Well, who was she?
Your grandmother.
Oh.
See, that's what I'm...talking about.
- A-A-Ali is different. - 'Nisi..'
There is no fortune worth the loss of a true love.
Some things are priceless.
[Mickey snoring]
[laughing]
[crickets chirping]
Where have you been?
You know, you've been acting strange
ever since we got home.
What's up with you, Nisi?
Nisi!
What? I've been thinking, okay.
About how we going to get up out of here.
What?
Don't act like you don't know, Mickey.
The guilt
the guilt of what we doing.
Now, that old man down there is a nice old man.
And he ain't got nothing around him
but people trying to use him, like you and me.
I know. Why do you think I got up and left?
We should've been done got up and left.
[instrumental music]
D, don't you think that we could at least say good-bye?
- We can't. - Why?
'Cause if I go to him and I say we leaving
he gonna say, "Why?"
And I'm gonna have to tell him
that you and me been a part of this whole big lie.
I can't do it.
So we're going to write him a letter
and we're gonna tell him the truth. Everything.
- Everything? - Everything!
[instrumental music]
What time is it?
12:15.
Why are you still up?
I guess I can't sleep.
You go on, go back to bed.
Flight don't leave for another seven hours.
I'm gonna be downstairs.
Hey, D..
...what we gonna do when we get off that plane?
We ain't got no money, no apartment, nothing.
We worse than when we started out.
Maybe, but maybe not.
Some things is priceless, you know, Mick?
[instrumental music]
[chuckles]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[music continues]
[door opens]
[door closes]
I'll be loving you
Forever
Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never
Excuse me, miss.
It was never my intention to involve myself
in your private affairs
or to come off like a player-hater..
...but I have become a kind of a middleman
and I think it's high time
that you two talked with each other
face to face.
You are my life
And you're the last thing on my mind
Before I go to sleep at night
You're always around
When I'm in..
(Ali) I took your advice
and decided to help myself.
You put my soul at ease
How'd you get here, Ali?
Your boy Alfred hooked me up.
He called me late last night and insisted
that we come out right away.
We? James here, too?
(Ali) 'Yeah.'
Nisi, I don't know if you want to stay here
if you wanna go home, or what you wanna do.
All I know is I've had one dream
and one dream only since high school..
...and that's, and that's to be with you.
Even if you took my heart
And tore it apart
Come on, they're playing our song.
I would love you still
Forever
We've had our fun
And we've made mistakes
But who'd have guessed along that road
We'd learn to give and take? Learn to give and take
Give so much more than I could ever..
(James) You know what? Everything you said about me was true.
I do need to change.
So from now on
I promise you, I'm gonna change.
For real?
For real.
[sighs]
This, this is the kind of stuff you deserve.
[sobbing]
But I just, I just can't give it to you.
I mean, you-you deserve nice stuff.
You deserve a big old house
and-and you-you
you-you deserve your-your own backyard.
And every-everybody else got a little white dog.
Why-why you can't have one?
[sobbing]
I want to take you out to dinner
and-and every time we go out
we got to watch
other people eat.
Hell, I want to eat, too.
[sobbing] And you need, you need some clothes.
Why, why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes
on-on Wednesday?
Now, look, girl
don't think-don't think the brother a punk
because he crying like a little girl
but...you're my queen.
And..
I...love-love you!
James, you ain't never said nothing like this.
Don't say it if you don't mean it.
I mean it!
Ohh!
Girl, what's wrong with you?
- 'I'm sorry, James!' - I said I mean it!
I just want you to know that
I can't eat
I can't sleep
[laughing]
[siren blaring]
Come on, man!
Oh, dear. Hurry, hurry. Oh, oh!
Thank you! Thank you!
Sir, please, can I get in there?
It's alright, sir. It's alright.
Don't panic. Manley's here.
Nisi, hurry up. They just took Mr. B to the hospital.
Come on, hurry!
[intense music]
I'm glad you came.
Um..
I want to thank you for everything that you've done.
I, uh..
Unh-unh. You was the one who was about the money, not us.
I can't believe that Mr. B is related--
Speaking of relatives, how's Lily?
Oh, Mickey, Nisi, come, please.
[machine beeping]
[instrumental music]
You're gonna be okay.
Mr. B..
I, uh, um..
[stammering]
Uh, I-I ain't Lily's..
[mellow music]
[sobbing]
Mr. B?
(Tracy) We're losing him. Get Dr. Russell in here now.
(male #9) 'Get me Dr. Jennings down here immediately.'
(male #10) 'Give me a hand, will you?'
Uh, nurse, get a respirator over here.
Mr. Blakemore, can you hear me?
- Oxygen. - Mr. Blakemore?
(Nisi) I didn't get a chance to tell him.
About Lily?
You didn't have to.
He already knew.
You see, Lily never had any children.
[birds chirping]
[vacuum cleaner whirring]
Man, go up there and look at the picture.
Look at the picture. Now, who the picture remind you of?
Uh..
(both) Laquisha Jenkins!
Eeeh, that's so ugly.
- There she go, right there. - Babe.
Alright, this all your stuff here?
Don't drag it.
I'm not gonna drag it.
You ready to go?
Wait a minute.
[instrumental music]
I..
[clearing throat]
I wish you a very pleasant journey.
Flying first class
is extremely comfortable.
So I've been told.
We shall miss you.
We're gonna miss you, too.
[music continues]
Thank you for everything.
Manley.
Alfred will do very nicely, thank you.
[laughing]
We should get going.
(Tracy) Not yet.
I'm glad I caught you.
This will only take a second.
Please, follow me.
I just have a document I'd like to review with you all.
Good morning to you. Oh, you're still here.
Good morning, Isaac.
This is Mr. Blakemore's last will and testament.
"First," Mr. Blakemore states
"I'd like to thank my BAPS, Nisi and Mickey
"for making the last days of my life
as pleasant as my first years."
Oh, that's sweet.
BAPS?
Black American Princesses.
Uh, yeah. Please continue. They have a plane to catch.
Of course.
"Second, I, Donald William Blakemore
"being of sound heart and mind
"hereby request the affairs of my estate
"to be incontestably implemented as follows
To my B.A.P.S. I leave.."
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
(Jesse) 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jesse Collins'
'and we are broadcasting live'
'at the only salon-restaurant in Beverly Hills.'
'There are the owners, let's give 'em a big
'round of applause.'
[crowd applauding]
(Ali) 'I'm impressed, bro! Bro, check it out.'
(James) 'Bro, look at. Check out the name. What the name say, huh?'
(both) '"Page-A-Cab Luxury Cab Service."'
(Ali) 'And we got numerous slogans like..'
"Now if you really must be there
but you feel you're underage don't hesitate
to give one of us a page."
"And if you're tired of riding that
"raggedy-ass bus
I ain't got a problem with you pagin' us."
Now step to the side while we hit the street
then turn to your left and check the fleet.
[crowd applauding]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Hey-ey-ey
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(Jessie) 'This is the grand opening of Lily'z'
'the only spot in Beverly Hills where you can get'
'bangs 'n' bacon, weaves 'n' waffles'
'and eggs and extensions.'
Oh yeah
Look.
Whoa! Rod-man!
You know, I'm gonna have to take you, love.
If you ever get tired of that guy
who has the beeper company
beep me. I'll take care of you.
I'm tired. Already.
[laughing]
- Can we talk about the girls? - Oh, the girls are enchanting!
Yes, they are.
Ahh! There you are!
The telephones haven't stopped ringing.
They want an exclusive on the grand opening
in New York next month.
Well, tell "E.T."
they can have a Paris opening.
Absolutely. And give MTV, New York.
Yes.
And please make sure
that everybody comes to the grand opening
in Decatur, Georgia.
Ahh, of course.
(Jesse) 'Welcome again, ladies and gentlemen'
'the owners of the place to be'
'in Beverly Hills, Lily'z!'
'Now that the owners are here, Nisi and Mickey'
'it's time to kick off the grand opening!'
'Ladies, come on up here.'
'Come and get in your party!'
[laughing]
'Cause your love is shinin' down on me
Oooooh
Shine on!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Shine on
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Wanna shout it
From the highest mountain
From my heart for all the world to see
Wanna raise my hands and thank the heavens
'Cause your love is shinin' down on me
Wanna shout it from the highest mountain
And from my heart for all the world to see
Wanna raise my hands and thank the heavens
'Cause your love is shinin' down on me
[instrumental music]
[music continues]