1 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,568 [ Chirping I 2 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,535 [ Engine revving I 3 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,616 I whimpering I 4 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,718 [ Engine rattling I 5 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,224 oh, darn it I 6 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,566 Okay, mutt. Show time 7 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:59,950 okay, come here. Hoidit hoid it 8 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:05,285 hey, do not make me use this, okay? 9 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:12,037 Hi. "Clown and the hound" 10 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,423 ow! 11 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:19,087 Hey, kids, it's happy, slappy time! 12 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,265 All right, now, I tell ya what we'll do. 13 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,018 We'll start off with a little bit of plate-spinnin' okay? 14 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,904 I bet you won't be able to guess what this one is 15 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,535 hoo-hoo-ha, hoo-hoo-hoo. 16 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,496 » hula, hula, hula hoop j 17 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:56,082 pick a card, any card. 18 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,801 Now we put the plate in our mouth! 19 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,803 [ Coughing continues I 20 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,685 it went down a little bit far. 21 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,892 J» [ Humming I 22 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,326 - [ Clown groaning I - [ Boy groaning I 23 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,703 okay, dog, your turn. 24 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,791 Oh oh oh. 25 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:41,293 One more. - [ Together I yeah! 26 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:45,805 And now for the grand finale, kids! 27 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:49,685 [ Grunting I - [ Shrieking I 28 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,971 where are you 7? 29 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,606 Come back here! - - 30 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,687 [ gruntin ow! I 31 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,611 My cake! 32 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,450 [ Children screaming I oh / 33 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,377 Get a couple references? 34 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,173 Come on! Get up here! I warned you. 35 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,645 You're going to the pound I 36 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,682 do you hear me? You're going to the pound! 37 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,438 I hate birthday parties I 38 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:47,826 I hate kids / I hate being a cl own / 39 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,823 I can't stand birthday cakes I 40 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,128 I whimpering I 41 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:04,339 yeah, dog pound? I got a vicious dog. No, it's a horrible dog. 42 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:09,177 It's a menace / I'm bringin' him in now / 43 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,012 no, I don't know where you are. That's why I'm call ing ya 44 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,273 what? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I know where that is. 45 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,559 I could be there in 15, 20 minutes. 46 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,148 Yeah. Well, no, I got a map. I got a map here in the truck 47 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,191 [ Truck horn honking I 48 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,075 [ Brakes screech I 49 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,032 oh, my god I oh, my! 50 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,826 [Baby crying I - you okay 7? 51 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,041 - You okay, sweetie? You okay? - No! 52 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,503 Well, jeez, ai most gave me a heart attack 53 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,714 what on earth is that box doing in the middi e of the road 7? 54 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,300 We're okay. Everyone's okay. We-we're okay fine 55 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,791 Isn't it cute? Oh, don't forget: 56 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,622 My new job is just ten minutes away 57 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,802 did I tell you that the fernfield napkin factory 58 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,545 is the third largest manufacturer of napkins in all north America? 59 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,550 Whoop, here we are. 60 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,642 [ Sighs I so what do you think, huh? 61 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,614 [ Thunder rumbling I 62 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,170 I whimpering I 63 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,844 I am concerned about him starting three months into the schoo! Yfar. 64 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,476 He doesn't make friends very eas/y 65 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:46,515 not that he's not friendly. It's just... Well, he doesn't tai k much these days 66 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,658 you see, when his dad passed away I ast year... 67 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,944 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Thank you. 68 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,321 It's been difficult. So, anyway... 69 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:57,200 I used to spend a lot of time around here because my grandparents lived here. 70 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:01,283 So [I thought that the move would really be the best thing for us, especially for Josh. 71 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,620 Here 72 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,706 but tell me about extracurricular programs 73 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,463 does Josh have any interests or hobbies 7? 74 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:15,753 Well, he used to like to play basketball with his dad, 75 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,762 but he's lost interest in that too. 76 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,016 Well, let's see. We have an excel ent band. 77 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,350 Oh, used to play the flute when I was his age. That was fun. 78 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:29,732 [ Bell ringing I 79 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,948 I think an instrument woul pd be just the thing / 80 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,495 [I man I no, no, no. Don't blow so hard. 81 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,454 Okay, blow a little harder. 82 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,874 [ Laughter I 83 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,920 [ chattering I 84 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,969 Hey, Mike, pass! 85 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,101 Pick up. Come on. Come on. 86 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,557 Go! Come on, shoot I 87 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,768 shoot / 88 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,154 [Dog whimpering I 89 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,923 I know, mom. It's not called moonlighting. Oh, I found it. 90 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,087 Yeah, it's... it's-it's... no I 91 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,452 it's not moonlighting. You're allowed to have two jobs. 92 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,218 Hmm? Mom, would you hold on a minute? I have another call. 93 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,228 - Hello. Oh, y... - I q-r-s t-u-v j 94 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,515 - yes, Mrs. Grayson. Hi. - Pp w-x 95 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:02,609 I figured out why Bolivia didn't get the napkins sent. Venezuela got 'em. Yeah 96 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,908 Sorry, sweetie, that was grandma on the phone 97 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,872 how was school? It sucks. 98 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,628 How was the trombone 7? 99 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,209 Aw, sweetie. 100 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,724 I'm sorry. 101 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,725 You know, we've all been through a lot in this last year. 102 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,516 But I know we're gonna get through it. 103 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,684 This is a good place. 104 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,355 All we gotta do is just give it our best shot every day. 105 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,824 Your dad would've wanted it that way _ 106 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,038 I guess 107 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,374 sure. He wouldn't have wanted you being all mopey. 108 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,180 I love you. 109 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,692 [ Chattering indistinctly I 110 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,987 Check out the new kid. 111 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,770 It looks like he stole that ball from the Harlem globetrotters. 112 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,460 How you doin' buddy 2? 113 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,372 All right, listen up / 114 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:49,135 now, you're here today to try out for the school's finest tradition: 115 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,512 Basketeba/I 116 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,595 now, I've got five of my boys back from last year, 117 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,101 including leading scorer I arry willingham. 118 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,353 Raise your hands, gentlemen. 119 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,688 And this year we are goin' all the way. Why's that, willingham? 120 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,274 - 'Cause we're winners, sir. - That's right. 121 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,861 We are here to win 122 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,196 'cause if you can win on the courts, 123 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,361 you can win at I ife 124 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,865 get your butts out here. Let's sfe if you can play ball. 125 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,334 What team you playin' for? What team you play/in' for 7? 126 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,590 Who's gonna win? - Timberwoilves I! 127 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,360 Who's gonna win 7? Timberwolves I 128 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,716 I can't hear you I timberwolves! 129 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,127 What team's gonna win? 130 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,988 - Good night, art. - Good night. 131 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,449 Hey, kid, you're new here, right? 132 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,868 Well, uh, I could use a manager. 133 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,750 - Well... - Manager works his butt off 134 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,629 he arrives before the team. He leaves after the team. Think you can handle it? 135 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,717 Practice is Friday afternoon. You be here. 136 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,762 [I whistles I 137 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:25,093 Hey, boy. Want me to get those rags off ya? 138 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,913 Yes, Mrs. Grayson, I know, but that account needs to be zeroed out. 139 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,797 [I gasping I mm I know 140 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,550 could you hold on a minute? I have another call thanks 141 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,215 hi. Hello? Oh, hi! Weren't you guys supposed to start wallpapering today? 142 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,509 - Josh, would you eat something, please? - P21 don't know why 143 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,357 Whoa 144 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,030 [ Dog panting I 145 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,605 You like basketball? 146 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:27,488 Hey, boy, come and get it! Come and get it! 147 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,508 Hey, k boy. 148 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,282 Good boy. 149 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,647 Okay, in you go. 150 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,577 Come on. 151 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,411 Come on. 152 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,040 [ Grunting I 153 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,593 Come on. My mom's gonna be home at 5:00. 154 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,554 Wait a minute 155 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:11,030 hey, boy! Yeah, good boy, good boy. You want it, boy? 156 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,691 You want the ball? You want the ball? 157 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,404 Yeah, go get it, go get it. 158 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,820 Js splish, splash I was tak/in' a bath > 159 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,990 pi ong about a Saturday n/ight j 160 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,413 j» thinkin" everything was all right j 161 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,036 js well, I stepped out the tub put my feet on the fil oor > 162 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,423 sl wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door > 163 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,634 js» and a splish splash I jumped back in the bath > 164 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,726 Is reelin' with the feelin' movin and a-groovin' js 165 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,856 sl rockin and a-roll lin'. 166 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,989 J» bing, bang I saw the who! Fe gang 167 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,534 js dancin' on my living room rug, yeah j 168 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,958 - » flip, flop they was doin' the bop j - Stay, buddy. 169 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:14,214 Js yeah, there was lollipop with Peggy suf > 170 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:21,141 s with a splish splash 171 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,973 I blower humming I 172 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:27,106 j» rollin'and a-strollin' reel in' with the feel in' 173 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,494 - Josh, I'm home / - Buddy, stay. 174 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,504 And don't move until I come back. 175 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,131 There you go. 176 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,221 Hi, mom! Can I help with the groceries? 177 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,136 - Excuse me? - Can I help with the groceries? 178 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,305 How was your day 7? 179 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,476 Okay, what's going on? 180 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,950 What's wrong 7? 181 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,658 Nothing! Can't a guy even help his mom with the groceries? 182 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,161 What did you do? 183 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:35,299 Mom, do you remember when I used to have a hamster? 184 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,462 - You want another hamster 7? - No! 185 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,101 - Not exactly. - Josh, spit it out! 186 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,025 Oh, my god. 187 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,738 Oh. My god / 188 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,371 [ screaming continues I 189 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,186 No I 190 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:43,701 buddy! Fw! 191 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,993 So, can I keep him? 192 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,018 [I barking I 193 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,255 Oh, here. 194 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,593 I got an idea. 195 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,157 Josh, would you come in here, pl fase 7? 196 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,293 Uh-oh. Buddy, you gotta stay here, okay? 197 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,419 Buddy, no. 198 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,546 You gotta stay outside. 199 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,405 - Hey, mom, you wanted to see me? - What aref you doing? 200 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,760 What do you mean 7 - the box. 201 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,816 - The box? - Don't get funny - With me, Josh. 202 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,689 - I know what you're doing. - What am I doing? 203 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,600 You are making a home for him, and this is not his home 204 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,696 the next thing you know... - Mom, we can't leave him out in the rain. 205 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,190 - That's totally inhuman. - That's just the point, Josh. 206 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,521 He's not human. He's a stray. 207 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,937 Do not get attached to this dog, Josh. Do not! 208 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,196 No, I have way too much on my plate as it is. 209 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,359 I'd take care of him. - Josh, we don't know anything about this dog. 210 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:53,201 We have your little sister to think about. No. The answer is no. 211 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,367 One week, and if nobody claims him, he goes straight to the pound 212 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,376 - three weeks? Two and a half? - Two. 213 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:02,290 Josh! - Christmas. That's like two weeks and a couple days, right? 214 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:05,425 That's perfect. We can't dump him before Christmas. 215 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,041 - Please, please, please. - All right, all right, Christmas 216 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,631 but the minute after, he's outta here. 217 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:15,473 Meanwhile, he stays outside. And if you try to sneak him in here just once... 218 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,763 Mom, mom, mom. I swear 219 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,524 all right. As long as we're clear. 220 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,436 I swear, you're gonna grow up to be a lawyer someday 221 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,598 [ Bicycle bell dings I 222 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,769 - Josh, did you see my newspaper? - No, mom! 223 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,350 Morning, mom! 224 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,311 Buddy, how are ya? 225 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:46,727 How are ya, boy? Did you have a good sleep? Did ya? 226 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,861 That's a good boy. 227 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,989 [ Brushing [teeth I 228 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:01,287 you wanna play, buddy? Yeah you wanna play? 229 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,056 [I kids shouting I 230 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,539 don't drag your feet. Don't drag your feet. - 1 got the shot. 231 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:22,305 - Down, down. Let's go / - [ Whistle blowing I 232 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:26,600 Stewart, don't try to be a hero. Your job on this team is to get the ball to willingham 233 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,064 let's go! 234 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,071 Pass it off. Let's go / - move it. Move it. Back. 235 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,490 That's it. Let's go, Curtis. 236 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,381 What's the matter, water boy? 237 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,835 Let's go I 238 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,782 Hey, get out. Can't you see this is wet paint? 239 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,966 He shoots and scores I 240 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,976 [ barking I - here / 241 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,513 good boy! 242 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,977 Cool. Pizza 243 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,568 me too who is it? 244 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,740 What's with Josh today?7 245 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,330 Whoa! How did you get up here? 246 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,870 Hey! [ Grunting I 247 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,253 Josh I 248 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:56,917 - no! - Are you okay? 249 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:02,680 Josh / - I'm fine, mom! 250 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,479 Josh 7? 251 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,480 Josh I 252 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,601 - is everything okay in here? - Yeah, mom. 253 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,987 Everything's fine. Just doin' my homework 254 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,014 why don't I take care of that laundry as ong as I'm here 7? 255 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,905 No! I'll do it later. 256 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:28,914 You work so hard, mom. 257 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,996 It'll be good for me. 258 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,251 [ Phone ringing I 259 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,714 hello? Yes this is Mrs. framm. 260 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:47,225 Yes, my son put up those fi yers. 261 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,559 Oh, no, no. I'm sure he didn't mean to put one up on private property. 262 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,021 Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh. 263 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,483 - Yeah! - [ Dog whimpers I 264 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,878 [Alarm clock ringing I 265 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,801 Hey Jackie I what's new 7 266 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,060 I wouldn't know. 267 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:37,192 Bye, mom. I got practice. I'll be home late. - Bye, honey. 268 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,490 That's it, gentlemen. Showers! 269 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:49,246 You tried to get that slam dunk. Yeah, right. 270 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,360 [ Sneakers squeaking I 271 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,051 Cold water. “Huh? 272 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:38,142 Make sure you use cold water. 273 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,230 They'll come out all miniaturized if you don't. 274 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:46,317 Okay 275 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,530 I don't get it. 276 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,866 You don't get what 7? 277 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,123 Why are you puttin' yourself through this? 278 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,088 I guess I just like basketball 279 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,828 Whoa I 280 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:43,244 [ bell ringing I - and have a wonderful holiday children. 281 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,459 We'll see you all in two weeks 282 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,343 Excuse me, sir. 283 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,316 Could you sign this 7? 284 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,488 You think this is vie? 285 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,874 - It isn't? - No, kid. 286 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:26,834 That guy's dead. Died along time ago. 287 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:30,921 Oh, okay. 288 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,211 Thanks anyway. 289 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,888 [ Basketball bouncing I 290 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,257 "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa claus 291 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:20,676 "he exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist 292 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,846 "and you know that they abound and give to your I life 293 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,434 "ts highest beauty and joy 294 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:30,852 "alas, how dreary would the world be if there were no Santa claus. 295 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,146 "There would be no childlike faith then. 296 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:38,534 "No poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. 297 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,412 "Nobody can conceive or imagine 298 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:47,453 "all the wonders that are unseen and unseeable in the world. 299 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,666 "The most real things in the world. 300 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:54,255 "Are those that neither chi! Dren nor men can see 301 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:57,512 "no Santa claus 7 302 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:01,595 "thank god he lives, and he I ives forefver. 303 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,055 "A thousand years from now, I//irgin/a... 304 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,188 'Nay, ten times 10,000 years from now... 305 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:10,350 "He will continue to make glad 306 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,520 the heart of childhood." 307 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,688 [ Ringing I 308 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,735 hey, buddy, it's Christmas. 309 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,206 Buddy? Buddy? 310 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,502 [ Panting I 311 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,377 buddy I! 312 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:39,884 - Merry Christmas, Josh. - Buddy! 313 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,975 I dog whines I 314 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,686 thank you, mom. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! 315 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:55,729 I gotta get these flyers out to the boys who tried out for the team and didn't make it 316 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,069 the Simmons twins moved to Canada. God knows why. 317 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:01,233 I got two slots open. 318 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,528 You know which lockers belong to which boys? 319 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,742 [ Chattering I 320 00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,091 Don't even waste your time, water boy. 321 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,619 I wish my dad were here. 322 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,957 He always knew what to do. 323 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:59,630 No, buddy! No. 324 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,635 I don't wanna play. 325 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:11,600 Fine. You can play. 326 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:28,700 No way 327 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,630 I don't believe this. 328 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,007 [ Barking I - come on, boy. 329 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,419 Sit, boy. 330 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,771 Whoa I 331 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,249 Yes I 332 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,044 [ giggling I 333 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,614 I don't know where you learned to do this, 334 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:32,431 but just to be on the safe side, our secret, okay? 335 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:36,062 Yeah, that's a good boy. Yeah. 336 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,611 All right, gentlemen, listen up. 337 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,772 Now, we're off to a rocky start. 338 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,317 We're two and two. 339 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,681 If we're gonna make it to the play-offs, we're gonna have to start winnin' 340 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,037 which is why I'm lookin' for a couple of winners. 341 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:56,326 There's nine of you here. Only two of you are comin' back. 342 00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:59,245 Framm! You're late! Bring over that rack of balls! 343 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,664 I'm here to try out for the team. 344 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,584 [I laughing I he can't try out. He's the water boy. 345 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:08,220 Framm, where did you get that? 346 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,381 It was in my locker 347 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:13,051 well, it wasn't supposed to be. 348 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,471 Would it be too much trouble if I tried out anyway 7? 349 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,603 Coach, just let him. 350 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:25,772 All right, but if you slow down my tryout, I'm gonna have to pull you out. 351 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:29,362 Fast break, fast break / 352 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:32,365 [ grunting I 353 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,958 Yes I 354 00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:49,846 I cheering, shouting I 355 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,599 look at my new shoes, man. 356 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,978 Nervous? 357 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:06,195 This always brought me good luck. You should carry it tonight. 358 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,323 - An orange peel? - Not just any orange peel 359 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:14,487 scottie pippen dropped this orange peel at the sonics game. I picked it up. 360 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,160 I can't take this, Tom. It's okay. 361 00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:24,172 I got this out of Shawn kemp's trash 362 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,349 Water boy 363 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,223 just stay out of my way. 364 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,690 [I barking I 365 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,860 I dog whines I 366 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,709 [ Crowd cheering I 367 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:11,131 Josh. Hi I Josh! 368 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:14,718 Yay, Josh. 369 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,227 Be a man, Larry I! 370 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:29,271 You make the basket, then you draw the foul! Come on! 371 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:30,733 [ Cheering I 372 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:45,411 Pass, pass / - over here, Larry. Over here 373 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,754 [ Whistle blows I 374 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:58,549 they're killin" us on the transitions. Full-court press. 375 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,726 All right? Timberwolves I! 376 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:10,190 Stewart! I don't wanna see you drop the ball again. You gotit? 377 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,455 That was our ball, ref! 378 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,590 Hacking number three, hacking number three. - Get your butt over here! 379 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,041 The only one allowed to mouth off at the referee is me. 380 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,839 Framm, check in I - me? 381 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,423 Do you see any other framms sittin' here? Check in! 382 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:37,303 Yay, Josh! 383 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,842 Framm, number four, now entering the game 384 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,234 Pass it off / go, go, go! 385 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,463 Buddy! 386 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,722 Get him I 387 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,262 buddy, no / 388 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,190 - buddy, stop! - Grab his collar I 389 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:33,444 - go on, get him! - Get over here! 390 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:37,027 Hey, gimme that. Gimme that ball. 391 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:47,829 - Excuse me. - Get back here I 392 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,267 Buddy, get over here! 393 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,229 Buddy, no! 394 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:17,275 [ Cheering stops, crowd gasping I 395 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,738 [ cheering I 396 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,498 buddy. Bad dog. 397 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,665 Sorry, Josh. Come on, buddy. 398 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,688 - Hey, boy. - Josh. 399 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,727 Did you know that buddy could do that 2? 400 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,773 Did you know that he could play basketball? - There hef ls / 401 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:02,361 oh, the man of the hour. 402 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,572 And the dog / 403 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:08,080 I swear I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two fyes 404 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:11,287 a basketball-playing dog / 405 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,327 a regular Michael "woof" Jordan 406 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,839 you've been keeping this under your hat. 407 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:20,046 Oh, but I'm going on like a faucet. Melissa, this is mrs framm 408 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:23,133 and her talented son, Josh. 409 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:26,174 - Hi. - Hi 410 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,621 I'm the president of the booster club, 411 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:31,263 and I wondered if, maybe, you and... 412 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,523 Buddy. - Buddy... could do that trick at the next half-time show _ 413 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,729 Wouldn't he be a great mascot? 414 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:40,112 It would be great for schoo! Sp/r/t / 415 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,070 buddy 7? 416 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:46,201 Buddy 417 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:49,489 you're never gonna drop another ball again, Stewart. 418 00:52:55,714 --> 00:53:00,925 You could do that. Just meet the ball. Just catch the ball. 419 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,007 What's going on here? 420 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:09,721 - Just running Tom through a little drill. - That'll be enough, Joe. 421 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,351 That'll be enough. 422 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,352 Good boy. 423 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:23,568 Hi, I'd like to report a problem with my morning newspaper dei ivery. 424 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:27,200 I'm not getting one. No, I haven't gotten one for weeks now. 425 00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,908 I keep call ing and Cal ll ing 426 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,118 look, my neighbors have them, and I don't. 427 00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:35,831 Oh, no, I'm sure he's a really great, great paperboy. 428 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:38,212 [ Glass shattering I - Josh / 429 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:46,587 Miss pepper 7 - mm-hmm 430 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,846 um, have you found a basketball coach yet? 431 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:55,139 Mmm. Larry's father volunteered. Just until we find a new pe teacher. 432 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:58,433 Okay 433 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,727 mmm. _ um... 434 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:05,989 Made a suggest/on 7? 435 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:24,170 Afternoon. 436 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:27,052 Uh let's get started. 437 00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:32,216 You see this ball? 438 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:37,388 - I don't see nothin". - Well, I do. It's a good ball. 439 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:40,433 Regulation weight, size. 440 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:43,193 A little worn, 441 00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:46,606 but still has a nice bounce to it. 442 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:54,034 Don't-Don"t hang on to it, Josh pass /t on. 443 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,870 Nice catch. 444 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,582 Uh-oh fumb/! Fe 445 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,792 this is stupid. Let's get a real ball in here. 446 00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:07,130 A ball is nothing but rubber and air, Larry. 447 00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:10,045 Basketball... 1s what you do with it. 448 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:12,135 Before you play with this, 449 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:16,222 you gotta learn how to play with your teammates. 450 00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:18,228 All right, all right, pass the balls. 451 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:20,515 Count the dribbling. Pass the ball. 452 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,149 Good, good, good. I ooking good. 453 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,651 [ Larry I two points I - fine. 454 00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:27,063 - Only you didn't have the ball. - What? 455 00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:31,154 You're not watching your teammates, Larry. You're playing with an invisible ball 456 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:34,365 you gotta get your information from somewhere fl se 457 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,405 now, let's try it again. 458 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,996 [ Crowd chattering I 459 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,298 It's half 460 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,843 May I have your attention, pl ease? 461 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,137 Uh, we have a real treat for you tonight, folks. 462 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,103 I'd like you all to welcome our very own guard Josh framm 463 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:08,396 and the new mascot for the timberwolves' basketball team 464 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,314 air bud I 465 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:12,778 great! 466 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:35,468 Come on. Come on. 467 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:38,759 Good boy. Yeah, good boy. 468 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,609 I et's go. 469 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,900 Let's go. 470 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,782 Come on. I'm just playing. 471 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,997 Yeah, good boy. Just like we always do. 472 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,959 You can do this. 473 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,544 You already showed me that. 474 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:15,133 Don't worry about all those people hey. 475 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:19,175 Good boy. Yeah. Good boy. Let's go. Come on. Let's go, boy. 476 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:22,686 Come on. Let's go. You wanna play? Good boy. 477 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,350 [ Cheering I 478 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,910 [ Stewart I pass the ball. Let's go. 479 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:47,579 I'm open. Larry, come on! 480 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,843 Larry, out I! 481 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:59,097 What? Why are you taking me out? 482 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,974 Josh, go on in for Larry. “Huh? 483 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:03,635 What the hell do you think you're doin"? 484 00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:05,219 Time, ref / 485 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:06,646 why are you takin' my kid out? 486 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,728 'Cause he's playin like a one-man team. 487 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,769 - This boy is the team. - Maybe he is to a worked-up father, 488 00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:15,314 but to me, he's a player who's got awhole lot to learn. 489 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:17,898 Now I'll kindly ask you to take your seat, Mr. willingham. 490 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,452 Let me get back to coaching my team. 491 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:24,660 Come on, Larry. We're leavin" 492 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,702 - but dad 7? - Now! 493 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,668 Check in, Josh. 494 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,253 [ Cheerleaders cheering I 495 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,472 Chris, Chris! 496 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,181 [ Cheering I 497 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,923 [Buzzer buzzing I 498 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:41,859 A lot easier when the pressure's off, isn't it? 499 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:45,529 I thought if I made the basket, the guys would've, 500 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,663 you know, accepted me. 501 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:51,702 You took that shot for the wrong reasons, Josh. Sfe that dog? 502 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:53,996 - Yeah. - Toss him the bai 503 00:59:54,299 --> 00:59:55,505 okay 504 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:59,463 that dog couldn't give a rat's behind 505 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:03,176 about his point average, whether he's mv p. 506 01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:06,933 He just loves to play the game. 507 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,641 I've seen a lot of players in the pros 508 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,931 like that guy chaney, for instance, 509 01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:14,600 make the same mistake you made 510 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:18,942 if you're just out there for yourself, you lose. 511 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,407 It's all in here, Josh. 512 01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,488 You gotta play from the heart. 513 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,661 [ Cheering I 514 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,498 that's it. Concentrate on the ball. 515 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,129 Good. Good! Now you're gettin' it. 516 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:44,801 Yeah! That's great / 517 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,744 Go, buddy I 518 01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:50,949 We're here at fernfield school 519 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,114 where the timberwolves have just qualified... 520 01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:55,830 For next week's final against the warriors. 521 01:01:56,129 --> 01:02:00,418 Even more amazing than the timberwolves' miraculous mid-season turnaround. 522 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,208 Is their mascot's incredible ab/I/ties 523 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,126 his name ls buddy 524 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,591 but this is no ordinary gol den retriever. 525 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:12,601 He's more of a golden shooter. Don't believe me?2 take a I ook 526 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,485 J» [ Humming I 527 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:42,213 Buddy 528 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,758 Oh. 529 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,516 [ Gasping I - oh, hey. 530 01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:01,900 Sorry to disturb ya. Name's norm snively. I believe you've got my dog. 531 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,605 - Huh? What? - My dog. 532 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:08,524 You know, old... old... 533 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,118 Old blue. 534 01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:14,905 Uh... uh. Here. 535 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,954 There's a picture of him. That's him and me 536 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:22,291 you see, I'm a clown by profession. _ um... 537 01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:26,503 Maybe you'd like to see his papers. Uh uh... 538 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:36,426 - Josh. - No I 539 01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:39,187 blue, yes. Now you're comin' home with daddy 540 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:43,145 - no I you can't take him! - Josh! Honey, honey! 541 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,936 [ Dog whines I - Josh, there's nothing that we can do. 542 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:48,696 - He's got papers. - He's my dog! 543 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:53,031 Please, sir, could we pay you 7? - Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay? 544 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,571 He hates you! He hates you! 545 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:57,990 - Baby, it's okay. - I'll tell you what, kid. 546 01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:01,564 On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out, we'll do a show for you cheap 547 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:05,672 it's okay. It's okay. Baby, it's okay. Josh / 548 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:12,508 - [ engine starts I - Please, just talk to me / 549 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:13,922 wait I! 550 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:25,971 A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog 70 do beer commercials 551 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:33,736 psst, buddy. 552 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,863 Look, what do you think I am anyway? 553 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,241 I got... I'm... I got... Look, I got ethics. 554 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:41,903 Buddy. 555 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,289 [ Barking I 556 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,119 just for curiosity's sake though, 557 01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:53,290 what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? 558 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:57,711 Would you shut up out there! 559 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,346 What's that? 560 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,928 - We're talking about how much? - Hey, buddy. 561 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:07,016 Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? 562 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,852 I mean, hey, he's just a dog. What does he know 7? 563 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:13,939 No, April's not good for us. We're booked on a tour. 564 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:16,070 Wait / 565 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,153 is that Oprah woman... Oprah, you know, the Oprah woman... 566 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,784 Does she I ike dogs 7 567 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,071 I'd love to do Jay leno. 568 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,616 Hey! Get back here with my dog I 569 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,910 buddy, come on. Run! 570 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:35,048 You little darned kid I that's my dog I 571 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:36,343 come here I! 572 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,930 Go, buddy! 573 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:00,364 I got you, kid! 574 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:14,917 Go, buddy, go! 575 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,372 Hey I 576 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,003 get out of my way / 577 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:17,350 Hey I 578 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:20,737 you can't run fast enough! 579 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:36,207 I needed that / 580 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:45,796 I screaming I 581 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:50,217 [ screaming continues I 582 01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:10,031 [ Coughin hey I ol 583 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:13,619 I'm gonna get you, you little... 584 01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:34,185 Thanks 585 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,347 here, boy. 586 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:50,071 Come on, boy. 587 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,211 Buddy 7? 588 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:13,008 I know you're only a dog, 589 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:16,178 so I don't expect you to understand what I'm gonna say. 590 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:19,097 You can't come home with me. 591 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,641 That guy'll just come and take you back. 592 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:24,185 You gotta understand that... 593 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,822 Well, buddy, I found you. 594 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,280 Somebody else is gonna find you too. 595 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:36,164 I know they'll love you, so I'm gonna set you free. 596 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,369 Here, I got you a little something. 597 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:48,134 Stupid thing. 598 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:05,651 I wish I could go back to before I ever knew you could make a basket. 599 01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,233 Maybe none of this would've ever happened. 600 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:24,165 Go on, buddy. You're free now 601 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,581 go / 602 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,713 go on. 603 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:35,132 Buddy! Get. 604 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,426 You have to go, buddy. 605 01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:43,101 Please, buddy. Go. 606 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:45,392 Get / 607 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:52,153 go! Get out of here! Don't you understand? 608 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,316 Get! I don't want you anymore I! 609 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,453 Get I 610 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,705 You wanna play, buddy? 611 01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:10,000 Yeah, good boy. 612 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:12,589 Come on, buddy. Yeah, good boy. 613 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,880 Just like we always do. 614 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,531 I whimpering I 615 01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:40,631 Js [band I 616 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,546 [ cheerleaders I > let's go, wolves » 617 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:54,445 »s let's go, wolves j 618 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,735 you know, they say a team is a community, 619 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:03,620 which means when one boy gets the chicken pox, 620 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,952 half the team is out 621 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:10,916 you boys have got your work cut out for you tonight. - Islet's go, wolves 622 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:17,461 these last months have been some of the best I've ever had. 623 01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:20,596 I owe that to you boys here 624 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:24,258 and maybe to a dog 625 01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:26,393 who isn't here 626 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:29,226 because whatever happens tonight, 627 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,517 this is a team, 628 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:35,778 and that's a victory right there. 629 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:38,073 - Now, are you ready to play? - Yeah! 630 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:40,073 All right, let's go get 'em I 631 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:43,452 [ together I yeah, timberwolves! 632 01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:59,677 [Buzzer buzzing I 633 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,054 you're goin' down tonight, water boy. 634 01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,762 - Larry plays for the warriors now? - Yeah 635 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:09,395 hawkes just told me Larry's dad moved the whole family to spokane 636 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:11,681 just so he could play for the warriors. 637 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,645 - Great. - It's okay. 638 01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:17,311 I'm packing Dennis rodman's juicy fruit. 639 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,470 [ Buzzer buzzing I - what's the most important word? 640 01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:23,155 - [ Together I teamwork! - Let's go. 641 01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:26,446 [ Cheering I 642 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:45,715 Come on, lar! That's it I show 'em how it's done, boy I 643 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,770 that's my boy I 644 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,598 Sean, left hook, Sean. 645 01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:01,113 What's the matter, water boy? 646 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:08,488 Nice job! Nice job! 647 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,410 Pass the ball I! Pass it! 648 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,172 Time, ref! - Let's go, let's go, let's go. Come on, sit down. 649 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:27,885 Sit down. Rest. Here we go. 650 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:29,800 I'm tired, coach. We're dyin' out there. 651 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,516 You gotta let the ball do the work. 652 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,601 Come on, we're only down by ten. 653 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,795 We got almost a whole second half to hit "em. - 654 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:39,356 all right, put those hands together. Come on, come on. 655 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:43,022 [ Together I one, two, three. Let's go! 656 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:45,486 [ Whistle blowing I 657 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,574 Josh, down low, down low. 658 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,582 - Way to go! - [ Cheering I 659 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,551 Defense I! 660 01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:13,678 - Yes! - Hey, all right now!/ all right / 661 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:32,746 - Cover him, cover him. - What was that, Greg? - 662 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,408 that's five, son. You're out of here. 663 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,828 Time, ref I time - huddle up, huddle up, huddle up. 664 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,294 Come on, no more fouls, guys. We can't afford to lose anyone else. 665 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:44,584 All right, the game's not over yet 666 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:46,843 a whole lot can happen in seven minutes. 667 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:50,757 Remember what got us here 7 teamwork 668 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,517 up high / 669 01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:56,933 yeah, yeah! 670 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:14,446 Inojury. Time-out. 671 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:17,833 [ Referee I come on, guys, help 'em up. You okay? 672 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,167 All right. Okay, fellas, you did your best. 673 01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:25,753 It's over, coach. I et's forfeit. 674 01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:28,465 We've only got four players. What are we gonna do? 675 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,404 Hold your head up and do the best you can. 676 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,765 We'll beat 'em with four guys. 677 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:36,769 Come back here! Hey get out of there! 678 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:47,192 Buddy I! 679 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:53,319 Buddy I! 680 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:12,053 Hey, fellas, I got an idea. 681 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,135 Js [band I 682 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,725 Ko checking in. 683 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:29,438 What the heck's goin' on here? 684 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:30,742 I'll handle this, Josh. 685 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,615 The timberwolves wanna substitute a dog. 686 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,348 - What are they, nuts? - Dog's a registered member of the team. 687 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:38,034 He practices with the team. He travels with the team. 688 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:42,168 You check in your rule book. Bet you won't find anything that says a dog can't play. 689 01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:45,955 He's right. Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball 690 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:49,250 this is a joke. I mean, dogs don't play basketball 691 01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:53,387 what's the matter, gentlemen 7? Afraid your team might get beat by adog? 692 01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:57,136 Put him in. 693 01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,928 [Announcer I now entering the game, new player 694 01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:02,311 kq9 695 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,156 Okay, boy, we're just playing stay. 696 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:23,701 Stay. 697 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:31,216 Yes I yes I 698 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,065 Yeah! Nice shot I 699 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:04,375 - Does he dribble? - No, but he might drool a little bit. 700 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:09,505 Won't somebody cover the dog? Don't just look at the dog. Cover him / 701 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,008 come on! Come on, Larry. [I et's have a I /ttle hust! Ef 702 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,096 come on, let's go! 703 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:24,061 Get it, buddy. Get it. Get it. 704 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,438 - Let it go, buddy. - Come on, break it up. 705 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,473 Break it up. Give me the bal 706 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,313 give me the ball. 707 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,940 Aw, jeez. 708 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:48,042 Come on. You ready? Here we go. 709 01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:03,597 Yeah! All right! That's the way! 710 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:06,182 That's the way / 711 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,771 [ warriors coach I yeah, okay. All right, all right. 712 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:19,484 [ Cheering I - yes I yes I 713 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,575 would somebody cover the dog? 714 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:28,288 - Cover him. - My mother could cover that dog. 715 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:31,078 Dog's in for two minutes, he's got three assists 716 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:42,674 [ Crowd chanting I buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy! 717 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,932 Buddy, buddy, buddy I 718 01:23:45,229 --> 01:23:47,309 - can someone cover that dog? - 1 don't believe this. 719 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,250 Oh, he's traveling. He's traveling. Traveling dog. 720 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:52,687 Don't let him go to his left. Don't let him go to his left. 721 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:10,034 - Good dog, buddy! - What are you doing? - 722 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,466 I dog whines I 723 01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,098 foul, number six. One and one. 724 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,975 [ Cheering stops I 725 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,811 come on, buddy! 726 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,226 T-toss it to him, I guess 727 01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:38,942 that's it, buddy. Go on. You can do it, buddy. You can do it. 728 01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:17,434 Larry, get in there! 729 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,497 Teamwork! Teamwork I 730 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,490 [Buzzer buzzing I 731 01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:36,388 That's my son! 732 01:26:38,068 --> 01:26:39,524 Yes I 733 01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:44,237 water boy / 734 01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:48,616 nice shot. 735 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,825 I'll take my dog back now. 736 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,662 - He doesn't wanna go with you. - What's the problem? 737 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:58,077 There's no problem, ms framm. 738 01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:01,734 Your son's had his little fun. Now I think it's time to give me back what's rightfully mine 739 01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:03,919 you know what, Mr. snively, I believe my son is right. 740 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,461 That dog doesn't like you. So the answer 1s no. 741 01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:11,757 You don't have any choice, lady. 742 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:14,676 I got papers. 743 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,650 I'll see you in court. 744 01:27:25,532 --> 01:27:29,491 Next case: Sn/vely versus framm. 745 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:31,276 [ Grunting I 746 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:34,663 this one of your high-profi e divorce cases? 747 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:38,542 - No, sir. Custody. - Oh, custody. 748 01:27:38,837 --> 01:27:42,045 Holy Toledo, what is that dog doing in the courthouse? 749 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:44,126 That's the, uh, child, sir. 750 01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:47,589 That's a pretty ugly kid. 751 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:51,221 It's a dog 752 01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:54,223 - what 7? - The case is about custody of adog. 753 01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:57,761 All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. 754 01:27:58,064 --> 01:28:02,649 [ Will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of a circus. 755 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,943 Who the hell are you? 756 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:12,905 Mr. Norman f. Snively, your honor. 757 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:15,161 I'm the plaintiff 758 01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:21,293 - you look like an idiot. - Why, thank you, sir. 759 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:24,876 See, I'm a clown by profession. Happy slappy's the name. Clown and the hound. 760 01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:27,862 Begging your humblest pardon, I thought it might be helpful 70 your honor. 761 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,926 If I appeared here today in the guise most pertinent 762 01:28:30,180 --> 01:28:33,343 to the cogent and unequivocal stating of my case 763 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,179 whatever, whatever. Y-y-you go first, clown. 764 01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:40,312 Well, the fact is, your honor, that dog's my property, and I have papers to prove it. 765 01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:43,189 Well, would you show them 70 me, please? 766 01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:46,773 Well, actually, your honor, I-l had papers to prove it. 767 01:28:47,072 --> 01:28:48,858 But that boy... That young hoo! Igan... 768 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:52,695 Because of his irresponsible and criminal activity, is responsible for what you see. 769 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,234 Order! 770 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:57,780 You see, sir, when I lost my dog for the first time, 771 01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:59,243 it broke me up real bad. 772 01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:02,205 When I lost him the second time, it darn near killed me. 773 01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,944 Hell's bells, your honor, all I wanna do is get old biluf back 774 01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:08,711 so it can be him and me together just like it always was 775 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,171 why? So you can abuse him some more? 776 01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:13,837 That will be enough, young man. 777 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:18,634 I raised that dog from a puppy. I wouldn't harm a hair on his head! 778 01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:23,351 - Bailiff, what is that 7? - The dog, your honor. 779 01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:27,726 Order! 780 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:29,644 Quiet! 781 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,564 - It's the gavel, sir. - What? Speak up! - 782 01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,029 - bailiff! - [Barking I - You sa/d "speak" 783 01:29:35,328 --> 01:29:36,363 speak! 784 01:29:36,663 --> 01:29:38,403 Will somebody please suppress that dog? 785 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,413 Shh! 786 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,791 Oh, what a day. What a day. 787 01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,537 [ Glass thuds I now then... 788 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,877 Young man, have you any efvidence 789 01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:52,132 that this man abused your dog? 790 01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:56,972 Did you ever see him hit the dog? 791 01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:59,633 Well no 792 01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:02,097 then how did you know the dog was abused? 793 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:05,981 Because buddy doesn't like him. Buddy's my friend. 794 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:10,690 I know what he's feeling, so he knows what I'm feeling. 795 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,925 - He's telling the truth, your honor. - Who's that? 796 01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:18,285 - The boy's mother. - Oh, it's all right, you may sp... 797 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,571 You may address the court. 798 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,448 When we first moved to this town, 799 01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,994 uh, my son... 800 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:29,333 Was very unhappy. 801 01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:31,874 And then he found buddy here 802 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,634 buddy's given him something to look forward to. 803 01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:39,515 Please, please, don't take buddy away from my son. 804 01:30:39,809 --> 01:30:41,609 Mrs. framm, as far as this court is concerned, 805 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:43,998 the dog is property unless you have evidence... - Your honor. 806 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:48,265 All these people here did not come here because of a piece of property. 807 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:51,935 They came here because of buddy. He's part of this town. 808 01:30:52,238 --> 01:30:55,526 He's part of the team, and he's part of our family now, your honor. 809 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:58,237 Well, he's part of my family too! 810 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:01,528 He's like a son to me I 811 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:05,995 shut up! 812 01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,706 Why not let the dog choose, your honor? 813 01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:11,963 They say a dog is man's best friend. 814 01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:13,919 If that's the case, 815 01:31:14,219 --> 01:31:17,256 shouldn't the dog be able to choose who he wants to be friends with 7? 816 01:31:17,555 --> 01:31:18,965 Who are you, barnum or Bailey? 817 01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:22,757 - Arthur chaney, your honor. - Mr. chaney, do you reali/... 818 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:27,395 Arthur chaney? New York Knicks, '567? 819 01:31:27,691 --> 01:31:32,435 Huh. I was at that celtics game where you did the turnaround jumper at the bufr. 820 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:36,650 I spilled beer all over my wife 821 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:38,736 - your honor. - What? 822 01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,151 Oh, yes, yes, yes. [ Clears throat I - 823 01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:45,038 - Mr. chaney. - Well, I've been thinking. 824 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:48,370 This dog's what, three, four years old. 825 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:51,753 That makes him an adult in our yfars 826 01:31:52,048 --> 01:31:54,630 I say let buddy decide. 827 01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,167 Mr. chaney, during my 40 years on the bench, 828 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:02,385 I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamamie proposals, 829 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:07,178 but this one, I like. 830 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:12,315 Move back, everybody! Way back. Come along now. Way back. 831 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:16,103 Gentlemen, stay on your spots. 832 01:32:16,406 --> 01:32:21,025 If you'll take just one single step toward that dog, you lose. 833 01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:23,363 Do you understand 7? 834 01:32:25,874 --> 01:32:28,206 Now, begin calling the dog. 835 01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:31,368 Old blue, come to daddy. 836 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:35,960 Buddy, come on. Buddy, come on, please. Buddy, buddy. 837 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:37,259 Buddy, buddy / 838 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,375 - daddy loves ya, baby. - Buddy, buddy. 839 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:42,421 - Buddy, come on, please. Buddy, come on. - Daddy [I oves ya 840 01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:44,760 - hey, buddy I! - Come on. Come on, boy! 841 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,204 - Buddy, come on. Come on. - Don't pay any attention to that boy. 842 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,093 - Come on. You wanna come to me. - Buddy / 843 01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:51,558 - buddy! Buddy! - Come to daddy / 844 01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:53,578 - hey, good boy. Come on, buddy. - Hey blue! 845 01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:56,188 Blue, blue, come on. 846 01:32:56,488 --> 01:33:00,606 - Come on, buddy. Please. Please, buddy. - Biuf 847 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:05,573 - come on. - Blue I hey, over here. Come on, blue. 848 01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:09,330 - Look what daddy's got for ya. - No, buddy! 849 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:10,957 Buddy! Buddy I! 850 01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:14,119 Old friend, come on. Come this way come on. 851 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:18,290 - Buddy, no. Buddy, no / - Get over here / 852 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:21,505 that's right, boy. Come on come on. 853 01:33:21,805 --> 01:33:23,445 - Come on. Over this way. - Buddy, don't! 854 01:33:23,681 --> 01:33:26,718 - You're gonna get it. - Buddy, no! - Get over here! 855 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:29,054 Get over here / - 856 01:33:29,354 --> 01:33:31,970 what are you doing? 857 01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:36,645 Stupid dog I 858 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:38,776 yeah, come on! 859 01:33:41,699 --> 01:33:45,692 By the powers vested in me, I award custody of the dog to Josh framm. 860 01:33:45,995 --> 01:33:48,862 Case closed. Thank god. 861 01:33:49,165 --> 01:33:51,622 You can't do that I 862 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:54,830 that dog is my dog I! I got pictures! 863 01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:57,837 Will somebody suppress that clown 2? 864 01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:26,692 Hey, buddy, do you wanna pilay 2? 865 01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:29,077 Yeah just like we always do.