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Stand by, studio.
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How's that mic? OK?
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If you'd just clear the group corner
beyond row 3, OK?
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We are recording. Quiet, studio.
And... cue her!
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Good evening.
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We start with a question
for all women in their mid-40s.
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How would you like to look like this?
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In your dreams? Not necessarily.
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If you drool over this type of beauty,
it's available at a price.
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Right. What you see is the result
of ten years of cosmetic enhancement,
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to redefine myself physically until I feel
good about myself as a woman.
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And if you're a sucker for the gory details,
this is the book to buy.
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"Finding My Form" by our guest tonight,
Zola Zbzewski,
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chronicles a bloodcurdling history
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of face-lifts, tucks, bobs,
dermo-brasions and liposuctions
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that transformed this diffident 35-year-old
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into a self-confessed plastic beauty
in control of her life, loves and career.
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Zola, what do you say to those of us
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who can't see anything wrong
with the way you looked before?
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For 30 years of my life,
I knew what it was to be invisible.
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My first boyfriend, when I was 19,
got me pregnant and walked away,
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leaving me emotionally shattered
and with a daughter.
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It taught me that to achieve any presence
in this world, looks are everything.
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So, you saved up to go to a plastic surgeon,
Dr David Churchin
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with whom you struck up
a rather bizarre relationship.
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You describe him as a... "a sad obsessive,
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"who viewed me much as a sculptor views
the shapeless clay he will use
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- "to fashion something of exquisite beauty. "
- It was like a fixation.
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We'd be having a romantic supper
and he'd offer to drain off fat from my thighs.
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Slowly, over the years, he rebuilt me
into the fantasy figure he craved.
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Until finally you left him
for a Swedish swimming instructor.
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L imagine he felt bitter about that.
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Well, you'd have to ask him that.
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Well, why don't we? He's kindly agreed
to join us here this evening.
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Your surgeon and former lover -
Dr David Churchin!
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Good evening, Dr Churchin. Welcome.
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What is this?
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Having ploughed through this so-called
record of our relationship,
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I was surprised to find it called biography.
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Fantasy fiction is nearer the mark.
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Here come the cheap cracks!
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The operations were at her insistence.
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She's the one who was obsessed with this
insane programme of total reconstitution.
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What was I going to do?
For my sins, I loved her!
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You loved the woman you were creating!
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L didn't recognise who you were becoming!
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This is a sick mind! My lawyers will
make sure it never reaches the shelves!
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My client doesn't need thisl
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I'll throw seven kinds of writ on all of you!
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For defamation, misrepresentation, I'll...
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We've been joined
by Miss Zbzewski's manager, Sam Brickman.
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L said, CUT!
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Get this scalpel-happy quack out of here
or this interview is over!
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As I made you, I'll destroy you,
at any cost and that's a promise!
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- That God-awful man!
- What happened?
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- What happened?
- Didn't I say he'd try to ruin me?!
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Churchin?
Since when was he in the interview?
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The interview was fine.
We re-ran it and your mother was fine.
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It'll go out tonight and nobody will know.
Sally? Sam Brickman.
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- Is he there?
- L'll be in the pool.
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No, I'll hold.
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Look... who is he? He is nobody.
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Oh, I know, petal.
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He's just a twisted, jealous nobody.
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Like one half of the human race,
but we don't let them get to us, remember?
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Hi, Adam Klaus's dressing room, please.
Jonathan Creek.
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Isn't he?
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L just wondered how rehearsals went
with the elephant levitation.
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Oh, don't!
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You're kidding me? Where is it now?
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Now? Under the stage and singingl
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It's jammed under the trap
and they can't shift it!
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They were meant to check
the hydraulics before the dry run!
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It's not very dry here at the moment,
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by all accounts.
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We have a five-ton elephant with irritable
bowel syndrome stuck inside a metal cage
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with an audience coming in at 7.00I
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It'll take more than a can
of air freshener, believe me!
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TIE A KNOT IN ITS TRUNK!
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Brilliant How's Adam taking it?
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Adam's fine. Walked through here
a second ago laughing his head off.
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That'll be drugs.
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L'm sure they're working on it. Hopefully,
it'll be sorted by the time I get there.
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OK, then, Ted. Bye.
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- Has Rudi gone?
- Hmm? Thursday is his Tai Chi.
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Sam said he'd drop by later.
Go through the itinerary for next week.
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What time does that show go out?
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10.35, after the News.
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Woe betide them if they use
so much as one second of that...
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What is it?
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He's out there again.
That weirdo with the video camera.
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They've had five reports in a fortnight!
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L think I scared him away,
but be careful, please.
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Someone could climb up that scaffolding.
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Funny, I never thought he'd have the guts
to destroy everything I've worked for.
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Things will sort themselves.
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They always do.
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Have a good time.
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Hiya.
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How are things on the pachyderm front?
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Or shouldn't I ask?
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Manage to get her out in one piece?
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No trumpeting now, anyway.
Must be a good sign.
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What?
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What?
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Good evening, Mr Creek.
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L can't believe it.
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Dead!
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How can she be dead?
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Are you sure it wasn't
the tranquilliser dart? Maybe she's dozing.
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L don't think so, Mr Creek.
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L think it was a coronary.
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She was 57.
It could have happened at any time.
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A coronary! We hired an elephant
with a heart condition?
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L was in there feeding her iced buns!
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L won't lie to you, Mr Creek,
she was overweight.
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Know her biggest problem?
She never got enough exercise.
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L was always telling her.
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But, you know,
she loved the business so much.
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L think it's the way she'd have wanted to go.
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Trapped under a stage,
knee deep in elephant dung
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Bringing a little magic into our lives,
Mr Creek.
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It would have made her very proud.
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If you're a sucker for the gory details,
this is the book to buy.
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"Finding My Form" by our guest,
Zola Zbzewski,
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chronicles a bloodcurdling history
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of face-lifts, tucks, bobs,
dermo-brasions and liposuctions
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that transformed...
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...diffident 35-year-old
to a self-confessed plastic...
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Let's say I'm making up
for years of celibacy.
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Hello? Barry! How are you do...?
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Hang on a sec, let me kill this.
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...Leaving me with a daughter.
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It taught me that to achieve any presence
in this world, looks are everything.
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So you...
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So, what did you think?
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Obviously we need more material, but...
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Oh, great! Great.
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Mmm. Tell me about it tomorrow.
Are we still on for lunch at Peschey's?
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Brilliant. OK, Baz, see you there.
Love to Jason.
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...but beauty?
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Then, to enhance my mouth, he sucked out
a little fat from my behind -
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believe me, there was plenty -
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and implanted it in my upper lip.
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My new breasts, he always teased me,
he modelled on the London Planetariuml
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Our season continues
next week with "Espresso Bongo".
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L don't think any publisher alive,
which I am barely, could say otherwise.
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The crimes are colourful, consuming,
with a great crusading curve to the writing.
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Plus, I adore this magic character
you've roped in.
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For consultative purposes only.
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L've got this theory that Jonathan Creek
is himself an illusion.
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Just when you think you've found him,
he drifts away like smoke.
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It's no good, Barry, I've got to have
that wardrobe. L'll be two seconds.
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Barry Opper.
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Oh, she was. She's just popped to buy...
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Give me that again.
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Uh-huh.
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No, I will the minute she gets back.
For sure. Bye.
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Three months I've been looking
for that exact wardrobe!
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Have you heard of a woman
named Zola Zbzewski?
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Have I? L nearly threw up watching her have
bits of her bottom sewn into her mouth!
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- What about her?
- SOS from her daughter.
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She's been arrested for murder.
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By some miracle,
we've got bail till next Friday.
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The rest of it is like a nightmare.
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You're good at this, right?
Finding another side to it?
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Why pretend I had no motive to kill him?
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If he lived, he'd have sabotaged my book,
wrecked my plans for cosmetic surgery.
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More than anyone else alive,
I wanted him gone.
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Yes. L wouldn't dwell on that aspect
in the witness box. Juries are funny things.
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You've got a bit of tissue
on your bottom lip... top lip, sorry!
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Top lip. L don't know why I called it that.
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Um... we're looking at two problems here,
aren't we?
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Churchin was killed at 10.37.
That's when a neighbour heard a shot.
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For which time, you have no alibi.
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L was here in this house on my own.
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L worked through till quite late,
then got ready for bed.
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10.30, just after, I remembered that
the interview I'd recorded was going out,
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so I watched that,
had a bath and went to sleep.
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Mmm. Problem number... two:
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The police found one of your earrings
on Churchin's doorstep.
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They found someone's earring.
L've never owned one like that.
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L've never seen Zola wearing that earring.
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- Bless him, and he'd know.
- L like to lick around them.
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What's rather tricky is there were skin cells
containing your DNA on the pin,
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which suggests it had been through your ear.
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L have no explanation for that. L'm sorry.
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She's innocent, for God's sake! You believe that?
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This is like something
seriously weird is going on!
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Unless...
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Of course.
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L'm supposed to be
meeting someone in town!
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Leave this with me. L'll put my thinking cap on.
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Tell me there's a way out of all this, somehow.
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It's probably a mad idea, but...
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What?
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Churchin performed how many operations
on your mother over the years?
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He'd have all manner of skin tissue
and cell samples filed away at his clinic.
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Just maybe someone who was very clever
could use that to their advantage
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to set her up for murder.
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L'll be in touch.
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...Which is one advantage of...
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Hi.
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- What are you doing here?
- We're next door with the show.
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Of course you are! Of course.
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How's it going?
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Oh, we've had a few hiccups this week.
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Right. One or two. L saw the News.
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Anyway, I was...
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- I'm Shelford.
- Sorry, this...
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Jonathan Creek.
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Madeleine's a little shy because... Shall I
tell him? The two of us are on a blind date.
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Get out of here!
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L placed an advertisement
in one of those contact columns.
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Madeleine replied and here we are,
testing the water as t'were,
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to see if we want to get into bed together.
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Not literally, I hasten to add.
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That's just a term we use
in corporate management.
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Though, speaking for myself, I must say,
one of Cupid's arrows has found its mark!
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So... anyway... I expect
I'll be seeing you around.
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- Unless you fancy a bite to eat?
- Not really. L'd...
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Oh, I say, great idea!
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L think I'm going to risk
the home-made vegetable lasagne.
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Sounds good to me, Jonathan. L'm on for that!
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First of all, I need to pay a visit
to the little boys' room.
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You are really enjoying this,
aren't you, watching me squirm?
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To a large extent.
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- Where is it, then?
- What?
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The ten-year-old photo he sent you,
before he ballooned up and started moulting.
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You've really got a nerve!
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Do you think I'm so shallow
that I'd only meet someone
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if I had proof they were young and good
looking?! L find that amazingly offensive!
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Can I see it?
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Frightening.
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This may be unique - a rare example
of the passport syndrome in reverse.
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00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,841
Oh, um... two lasagnes, please.
237
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,996
L don't know what I want.
L'm not even hungry.
238
00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:13,160
Drop of chilli with some rice.
239
00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:16,558
And a spot of salad... and some garlic bread.
240
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:18,399
A jacket potato.
241
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,523
Oh, and some crisps.
242
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:26,084
Anyway, what's the SP on Zola Zbzewski?
Think she did it?
243
00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:31,640
Oh, what is this now?
Not mind reading, I can't cope with it!
244
00:20:32,287 --> 00:20:37,520
The case is in the papers, her book's
in your bag. L wasn't trying to be clever.
245
00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:41,481
It's early days, but it doesn't look good.
246
00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:45,003
Police found an earring outside the victim's door
247
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,796
on which they found traces
of Zola's skin cell tissue.
248
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:51,356
She swears it's not one of hers.
249
00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:54,280
Could be doctored it with genetic material...
250
00:20:54,447 --> 00:20:57,883
Yes, I had managed
to work that out for myself!
251
00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:01,517
Any obvious candidates?
252
00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:03,359
Daughter seems devoted,
253
00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:07,918
boyfriend's like Judas Iscariot
with highlights, on another planet.
254
00:21:08,087 --> 00:21:10,555
Haven't seen her manager, Mr Brickman.
255
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:15,118
He'd like to get Churchin, but he'd hardly
want to frame his own client.
256
00:21:15,287 --> 00:21:18,006
- Tricky.
- Yes, but I'll get there,
257
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,317
so don't go worrying yourself!
258
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,206
- It's not my fault, all this.
- What?
259
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:27,406
This plan to make me jealous
by turning up with some stunning hunk
260
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:31,958
that has all gone wrong,
thanks to the bastard son of Forrest Gump here.
261
00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:34,277
You must've known it was a risk.
262
00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:38,281
That is the most arrogant,
egotistical thing...
263
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:43,043
That was unfortunate.
L misjudged the water pressure on those taps.
264
00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:45,084
It went everywhere.
265
00:21:45,247 --> 00:21:48,398
Fortunately, it's not urine, so it won't stain.
266
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,967
L'm just having a new front put on.
267
00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:07,845
Old habits die hard.
268
00:22:08,007 --> 00:22:09,998
Sam and I were just talking.
269
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,317
- Have you had breakfast?
- Not yet.
270
00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:17,121
Intriguing theory. Is it possible?
271
00:22:17,287 --> 00:22:23,203
Somebody could have broken into his clinic
to get this cell tissue of Zola's.
272
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:26,598
Somehow applied it to the pin on the earring.
273
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:29,235
It's a bit lumpy, I'll admit, but...
274
00:22:29,407 --> 00:22:31,398
Who'd go to all that trouble?
275
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,286
Someone who wants you put away for murder.
276
00:22:34,447 --> 00:22:39,521
One or two of the more militant feminists
have been in touch in the past few weeks.
277
00:22:39,687 --> 00:22:41,757
They weren't very nice people.
278
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,487
But why not go straight for Zola?
279
00:22:44,647 --> 00:22:48,481
Why kill Churchin? L don't see the logic.
280
00:22:49,727 --> 00:22:52,036
L have to be elsewhere.
281
00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:56,285
Keep me posted on any developments, OK?
282
00:22:56,447 --> 00:22:58,915
Don't lose hope. We'll get there.
283
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,007
Is Victoria around this morning?
284
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,045
There's a couple of things I wanted to ask her.
285
00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:11,165
She's around. L'm not sure that she's up yet.
286
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:13,557
Let me just check.
287
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,846
Sweetheart?
288
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,603
Nothing shocks you, does it?
289
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:40,476
My daughter and I have a policy
of share and share alike.
290
00:23:40,647 --> 00:23:43,081
It's no different to lending her my car.
291
00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:48,401
How do you know? There could be a motive
for your Swedish shwim... Swedish shwim...
292
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:52,082
Couldn't you have picked a Danish one?
It's easier to say.
293
00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:56,160
Rudi's talents extend to fornication
and the back stroke.
294
00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:59,125
It's inconceivable to me that he'd...
295
00:23:59,287 --> 00:24:03,121
- What? What is it?
- That pervert!
296
00:24:03,287 --> 00:24:08,281
He's been round here making home movies
for weeks. The police have never got him!
297
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,836
Careful, there may be prints!
298
00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:21,999
L said he was out there,
before I left for the party.
299
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:24,158
This is Thursday, look.
300
00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:26,966
The date on your desk - the 6th.
301
00:24:46,927 --> 00:24:50,715
Well, he certainly got
his money's worth, didn't he?
302
00:24:57,727 --> 00:25:01,117
That's when I realised the show had started.
303
00:25:01,287 --> 00:25:04,597
Can you believe some sad specimen
goes out taking this?
304
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:08,043
He wants his whammer shutting in a door!
305
00:25:30,247 --> 00:25:31,839
Actually...
306
00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:34,718
...I'd give him a medal.
307
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:40,801
Forget the floor show. Look at the TV.
308
00:25:40,967 --> 00:25:43,561
The programmes that were on each channel.
309
00:25:44,807 --> 00:25:46,957
Don't you see what this is?
310
00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:52,201
This is proof that you were at home
on Thursday night.
311
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:56,761
Zola... this is your alibi.
312
00:25:59,487 --> 00:26:02,445
We'll be in touch as soon as we hear anything.
313
00:26:03,447 --> 00:26:06,120
That'll give them something to think about.
314
00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:11,156
And for when it accidentally gets raffled off,
we've got copies as back-up.
315
00:26:11,327 --> 00:26:13,283
L think that covers it.
316
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,278
Don't go without yours.
317
00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:20,157
Thank you... for everything.
318
00:26:20,327 --> 00:26:22,522
It's all part of the service.
319
00:26:24,447 --> 00:26:28,679
It still doesn't tell us who killed David
and tried to put Mum inside.
320
00:26:30,407 --> 00:26:31,999
No.
321
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:35,876
But it's a start.
322
00:26:51,647 --> 00:26:53,285
Jonathan Creek.
323
00:26:53,447 --> 00:27:00,444
Oh, sorry! Sorry. L'm looking at the wrong
number here. What am I like?!
324
00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:03,201
L wanted Creative Hairstyling.
325
00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:08,441
You're probably doing something important.
Killing an elephant, or something.
326
00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:12,998
Yes, thank you I'm getting
enough grief from Adam, don't you start!
327
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:17,524
She was old. It wasn't my fault.
What was I to do? Ask to see her bus pass?
328
00:27:17,687 --> 00:27:20,918
Check whether she puts her tusks
in a glass at night?
329
00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:25,365
How are you doing with the human Barbie doll?
L've had some thoughts.
330
00:27:25,527 --> 00:27:27,677
Want to meet? Toss a few ideas...
331
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:32,125
You're talking about Zola Zbzewski?
It's all tied up, actually.
332
00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:34,164
With a big ribbon.
333
00:27:34,327 --> 00:27:37,524
Yeah, I've managed
to establish a watertight alibi,
334
00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:41,282
which we're expecting
to lead to a retraction of charges,
335
00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:45,725
but thanks, anyway, I know you meant well.
Got to dash. Bye-ee!
336
00:27:57,887 --> 00:28:01,084
L'm not in. L'm not in!
337
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,876
- Yup?
- Wardrobe for Magellan.
338
00:28:18,047 --> 00:28:20,845
Oh, great! L'll be right down. Thanks.
339
00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:26,760
Hi. L'll just give it the quick once over
before we start.
340
00:28:28,527 --> 00:28:29,926
Yes!
341
00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:32,157
Brilliant, I love it!
342
00:28:32,327 --> 00:28:34,283
Just sign there, please, love.
343
00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:40,238
L'm afraid I live on the top floor and it
won't fit in the lift, which is unfortunate.
344
00:28:42,647 --> 00:28:44,922
Unfortunate is the right word.
345
00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:47,920
Um... can you hang on for us a sec, darling?
346
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:04,681
YOU BASTARDS! You complete bastards!
L can't believe you did that!
347
00:29:05,927 --> 00:29:07,645
Morning.
348
00:29:07,807 --> 00:29:09,877
Is this a coincidence?
349
00:29:10,847 --> 00:29:13,998
One of our biggest clients is round the corner.
350
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,886
Can I be of any help at all?
351
00:29:25,087 --> 00:29:26,486
No problem.
352
00:29:49,607 --> 00:29:51,962
Oh, thank you very much!
353
00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:04,726
Careful.
354
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,440
Right.
355
00:30:23,847 --> 00:30:25,838
In here will be lovely.
356
00:30:30,927 --> 00:30:35,523
Yeah, um... try not to scratch it
if you can help it.
357
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:44,566
That's it.
358
00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:51,960
Yeah, I think... probably, uh-huh.
359
00:30:52,127 --> 00:30:55,437
Just against this wall for now.
360
00:30:57,807 --> 00:30:59,877
What can I say?
361
00:31:00,047 --> 00:31:02,038
You're a trooper.
362
00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:09,477
L've got... an appointment at 12.00.
363
00:31:10,647 --> 00:31:12,365
Have you?
364
00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:14,677
You'd better look lively, then.
365
00:31:14,847 --> 00:31:16,166
Yes.
366
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:21,398
So, you'll... give me a ring maybe?
367
00:31:22,567 --> 00:31:23,886
Hmm?
368
00:31:24,287 --> 00:31:26,801
Yes. Definitely.
369
00:31:27,527 --> 00:31:29,518
Thanks ever so much.
370
00:31:33,887 --> 00:31:35,718
Bye, Maddy.
371
00:31:35,887 --> 00:31:37,366
OK, bye.
372
00:32:00,807 --> 00:32:04,880
L don't care if he is arranging
an elephant's funeral,
373
00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:08,756
just find him and tell him
to get his arse round here NOW!
374
00:32:14,407 --> 00:32:17,285
So, let's run through this from the top.
375
00:32:17,447 --> 00:32:19,597
The wardrobe was empty.
376
00:32:19,767 --> 00:32:21,758
You closed the door.
377
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:27,079
You brought it upstairs, through this door...
378
00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:35,437
...and along here.
379
00:32:41,807 --> 00:32:43,206
Mmm.
380
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:45,164
Around here...
381
00:32:49,127 --> 00:32:51,482
...and into this room.
382
00:32:53,007 --> 00:32:55,157
Against that wall.
383
00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:01,836
By which time, somehow or other,
the cupboard has acquired a body,
384
00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:06,956
brutally battered to death
across the back of her head.
385
00:33:08,607 --> 00:33:09,926
Hmm.
386
00:33:12,807 --> 00:33:16,322
- It's a good one, isn't it?
- A good one
387
00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:19,206
Is that all you can say?
388
00:33:19,847 --> 00:33:22,361
Somewhere between here and the ground,
389
00:33:22,527 --> 00:33:26,361
someone has planted a corpse in there
and I didn't even see!
390
00:33:26,527 --> 00:33:29,963
The cops think I'm mental.
It's seriously impossible!
391
00:33:36,007 --> 00:33:37,963
What floor is this?
392
00:33:38,127 --> 00:33:41,005
Fourth, and there are eight flights of stairs.
393
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:46,238
Anyone else come near you
at any point on the way?
394
00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:50,325
Mrs Barnstable, the next floor down,
395
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:54,002
brought out some lemonade, but otherwise...
396
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,159
Mrs Barnstable the celebrated lemonade doper,
397
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:01,764
with her trick of switching cabinets
under the victim's nose.
398
00:34:01,927 --> 00:34:03,838
Zola Zbzewski is dead!
399
00:34:04,007 --> 00:34:06,726
First someone tries to frame her for murder,
400
00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:11,278
and when that fails, they use a blunt
instrument and dump the body here,
401
00:34:11,447 --> 00:34:13,722
presumably to try and rattle me!
402
00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:18,597
If the best you can do is make glib remarks,
you can go home now!
403
00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,564
Jonathan?
404
00:34:41,487 --> 00:34:44,285
Nope. All seems pukka.
405
00:34:46,247 --> 00:34:49,842
No panels, no breakaways, no phantom joints.
406
00:34:50,727 --> 00:34:52,957
Just a wardrobe, really.
407
00:34:54,487 --> 00:34:55,806
So...
408
00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,727
- Want to know how it was done?
- Yes!
409
00:35:00,687 --> 00:35:02,678
That makes two of us.
410
00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:18,442
NO! NO!
411
00:35:18,607 --> 00:35:21,519
NO, SHE CAN'T BE!
412
00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:49,519
Ah.
413
00:35:50,527 --> 00:35:52,279
Ah-ha-ha.
414
00:35:52,447 --> 00:35:55,723
Was this window open? Can you remember?
415
00:35:55,887 --> 00:36:00,403
Yea... I don't know, sorry.
416
00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:56,517
So you think it happened
on the third floor landing.
417
00:36:56,687 --> 00:37:01,442
They pushed Zola in through the back
of the cupboard while it was by the window.
418
00:37:01,607 --> 00:37:03,245
Mmm-hmm.
419
00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:08,959
40 feet above ground, someone's shinned up
a sheer wall with a body over their shoulder?
420
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,915
- So, what? It's impossible?
- It can't be, because you saw it.
421
00:37:13,087 --> 00:37:17,080
L can see you, you're still impossible!
What's that?
422
00:37:17,247 --> 00:37:22,241
It's two things. Firstly, it's the head
off one of Mrs Barnstable's geraniums
423
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,240
which I found lying on the ground out the back.
424
00:37:25,407 --> 00:37:30,322
And, more importantly, it's a point on the graph.
425
00:37:31,967 --> 00:37:33,958
Another one...
426
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,118
Oh, I dunno.
427
00:37:38,087 --> 00:37:39,566
What?
428
00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:46,724
That overflow pipe below the kitchen window
has very recently been scratched and bent.
429
00:37:46,887 --> 00:37:51,403
A few more co-ordinates, we'll start
to join them and see where this is...
430
00:37:52,887 --> 00:37:54,320
...leading.
431
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:58,446
L get nervous. L have to eat.
432
00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:03,203
It's a good combo. Have you never put them
together as ice cream flavours?
433
00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:06,677
Did anything else out of the ordinary
happen today?
434
00:38:06,847 --> 00:38:10,317
Any strange sounds, visitors, phone calls?
435
00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:14,639
Suspicious people
with rope ladders and large sacks?
436
00:38:15,687 --> 00:38:19,885
Phone! There was a message, or rather,
there wasn't, on my machine.
437
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:24,040
But no one spoke.
L suppose someone got a wrong number.
438
00:38:24,207 --> 00:38:27,916
- Have you had any incoming calls since?
- No, not incoming.
439
00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:31,565
The caller's number should still be logged.
440
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,797
If we dial 1471...
441
00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,718
No number recorded.
442
00:38:39,127 --> 00:38:43,723
- Could be blocked. More likely a mobile.
- Is this remotely relevant?
443
00:38:45,647 --> 00:38:47,638
Probably not.
444
00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:51,202
Madeleine Magellan.
445
00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:52,766
Yes.
446
00:38:53,647 --> 00:38:55,080
What?
447
00:38:55,887 --> 00:38:58,640
A- A-And they're absolutely sure that...?
448
00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:01,998
Right. No.
449
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,885
Thanks, Jim.
450
00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:06,197
L appreciate it.
451
00:39:07,407 --> 00:39:13,164
Police. They found iron piping
outside Zola's house with her blood on it.
452
00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:18,117
They've also matched the pipe to some
iron filings found in her head wound.
453
00:39:18,287 --> 00:39:22,075
So, either someone went back there
to dump the murder weapon...
454
00:39:22,247 --> 00:39:28,880
Or she was killed at home
and then brought five miles across town here
455
00:39:29,047 --> 00:39:31,038
to my flat!
456
00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:18,205
Jonathan!
457
00:40:18,847 --> 00:40:20,166
Hmm?
458
00:40:20,327 --> 00:40:24,002
It's called respect for the dead.
How many more times?
459
00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:27,603
Do you know,
this could be another point on our graph.
460
00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:29,678
What's that?
461
00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:33,956
Do you know the difference
between a tracking shot and a pan?
462
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:35,606
Beg pardon?
463
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:40,204
That fence in her garden
that this was filmed over, how high was it?
464
00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:42,483
Around six foot.
465
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,201
That tells us how tall our snooper was.
466
00:40:46,367 --> 00:40:48,881
Over six feet, I suppose he'd have to be,
467
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:53,279
to get these pictures and then drop
the camera over the side.
468
00:40:53,447 --> 00:40:56,007
What's this to do with a body in a wardrobe?
469
00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:59,557
You think he was over six feet, do you?
470
00:40:59,727 --> 00:41:01,683
Interesting.
471
00:41:01,847 --> 00:41:04,202
What's that supposed to mean?
472
00:41:07,287 --> 00:41:10,404
Sometimes it's useful
to look beyond the obvious.
473
00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:13,240
What rubbish are you talking now?
474
00:41:15,927 --> 00:41:17,246
Rubbish?
475
00:41:18,407 --> 00:41:20,557
Rubbish. You could have a point.
476
00:41:21,567 --> 00:41:26,118
- Where are you off to?
- To investigate the clue of the geranium.
477
00:41:57,527 --> 00:41:58,846
Morning.
478
00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,759
It's the bad penny!
479
00:42:01,847 --> 00:42:04,407
Actually, it's my day off, so... um...
480
00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,797
I don't know how you're fixed.
481
00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:09,435
Oh, I bought you some underwear.
482
00:42:11,087 --> 00:42:13,362
Oh, Shelford.
483
00:42:13,527 --> 00:42:16,724
L think you'd better come in for a sec.
484
00:42:23,087 --> 00:42:26,204
Look, it's not that I don't find you attractive...
485
00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:28,358
- Oh, good.
- No, that's not true.
486
00:42:28,527 --> 00:42:31,087
It is that I don't find you attractive.
487
00:42:31,247 --> 00:42:36,446
It's no reflection on you as a person.
You're very warm and kind and... generous.
488
00:42:36,607 --> 00:42:41,556
But I don't want to spend another
second of my life in your company.
489
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,843
Do you understand?
490
00:42:44,007 --> 00:42:47,158
It could never work, not even as science fiction.
491
00:42:47,327 --> 00:42:51,923
You and me are a total no-no.
492
00:42:53,687 --> 00:42:55,882
Still, it's early days, isn't it?
493
00:42:56,047 --> 00:42:59,881
And from little acorns, mighty oaks do grow.
494
00:43:01,887 --> 00:43:05,846
And the other thing is,
I'm already sleeping with Jonathan.
495
00:43:06,807 --> 00:43:08,957
Where have you been?!
496
00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:13,962
Love rocket, come here
and give me your tongue!
497
00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:28,760
L'll... um... see myself out.
498
00:43:45,087 --> 00:43:49,797
What in hell do you smell of?!
499
00:43:53,407 --> 00:43:55,398
Two-week-old halibut,
500
00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,125
rotting chop suey.
501
00:43:58,407 --> 00:44:00,125
L had to do that.
502
00:44:01,567 --> 00:44:04,684
It was the only way to get through to him.
503
00:44:04,847 --> 00:44:06,838
Well, it seemed to work.
504
00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,522
Oh, God... I need a bath.
505
00:44:17,687 --> 00:44:20,679
What were you rummaging around
down there for?
506
00:44:45,327 --> 00:44:48,444
At least we now know
who murdered David Churchin.
507
00:44:48,607 --> 00:44:52,077
And it goes a long way
to explaining the miracle on the stairs.
508
00:45:11,647 --> 00:45:15,083
Is there anything at all I can...?
509
00:45:25,447 --> 00:45:26,846
SAM!
510
00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:54,957
I... hope you don't mind.
511
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,756
My friend, Jonathan, has been helping me
with this story.
512
00:45:58,927 --> 00:46:01,999
It's down to him that we've got to the truth.
513
00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:03,998
You mean, you know?
514
00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:07,842
Victoria, I don't think
we should be talking to reporters.
515
00:46:08,007 --> 00:46:14,321
L brought her in to help Mum, which she did,
so we can listen to what she has to say, OK?
516
00:46:14,487 --> 00:46:16,318
What are they?
517
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:22,245
Two videos,
which between them tell the whole story.
518
00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:28,037
Before that, Mr Brickman,
what is the number on your mobile phone?
519
00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:30,641
What's that got to do with anything?
520
00:46:30,807 --> 00:46:32,798
It's a simple enough question.
521
00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:39,037
0850078674.
522
00:46:39,207 --> 00:46:41,243
- Interesting.
- What is this?
523
00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:44,717
Why did you ring my flat
without leaving a message?
524
00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:47,720
L never did! Why would I ring your flat?
525
00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:54,042
So, how come when we called 1471,
it was your number we wrote down?
526
00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:58,086
You rang me at 11.45, the same moment
the wardrobe arrived,
527
00:46:58,247 --> 00:47:01,762
because you wanted to make sure
there was no one at home.
528
00:47:03,207 --> 00:47:04,526
You...
529
00:47:05,887 --> 00:47:08,003
...killed my mother.
530
00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:11,557
- YOU KILLED HER!
- L LOVED HER!
531
00:47:11,727 --> 00:47:14,195
L LOVED HER!
532
00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:18,165
L loved her.
533
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,278
Like every other man who ever met her!
534
00:47:24,447 --> 00:47:26,403
God save us all!
535
00:47:28,967 --> 00:47:34,041
You loved her, and that's why you filmed her,
isn't it, Mr Brickman?
536
00:47:34,927 --> 00:47:36,804
On this tape.
537
00:47:39,727 --> 00:47:41,445
May I?
538
00:47:55,327 --> 00:47:57,477
This isn't real!
539
00:47:57,647 --> 00:48:00,605
We talked about the fence being six feet high.
540
00:48:00,767 --> 00:48:04,123
You saw a tall man looking over the top.
541
00:48:04,287 --> 00:48:08,246
L saw a short man standing on a box.
542
00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:11,285
It's all to do with the movement
of the camera.
543
00:48:12,007 --> 00:48:16,683
A tall man on the ground would have walked
along the fence
544
00:48:16,847 --> 00:48:19,441
to follow her from room to room.
545
00:48:19,607 --> 00:48:25,477
A man standing on a box swivels the camera
to keep her in frame.
546
00:48:25,647 --> 00:48:29,686
A subtle distinction fairly meaningless in itself.
547
00:48:32,047 --> 00:48:34,277
Until we come to this.
548
00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:48,442
#... Summer holiday, no more worries for... #
549
00:48:56,647 --> 00:49:00,356
It taught me that to achieve
any presence in this world...
550
00:49:00,527 --> 00:49:03,360
That's the same thing we just saw
551
00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,597
on the TV Zola was watching.
552
00:49:05,767 --> 00:49:08,520
Not hard, was it, to whack it together.
553
00:49:08,687 --> 00:49:13,442
"Porridge" and "Summer Holiday"
are available at the local video shop,
554
00:49:13,607 --> 00:49:17,441
and the "Newsnight" titles you just taped
the following night.
555
00:49:17,607 --> 00:49:21,964
Of course, Zola's interview
you'd recorded off air, anyway.
556
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:27,155
In other words,
everything we just saw was a fake.
557
00:49:28,287 --> 00:49:33,486
She knew you were filming her
because that's exactly what you'd arranged.
558
00:49:33,647 --> 00:49:39,324
When she pointed the remote at the set,
she wasn't watching live television at all.
559
00:49:39,487 --> 00:49:42,638
She was switching on the video
to play this tape.
560
00:49:42,807 --> 00:49:45,924
- No!
- When you filmed her it wasn't Thursday.
561
00:49:46,087 --> 00:49:49,079
It was Friday.
She wasn't here on Thursday night.
562
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:53,445
- It's lies!
- That's when she went to murder Churchin!
563
00:49:53,607 --> 00:49:55,245
NO!
564
00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:08,445
She rang me soon afterwards,
when she realised about the earring.
565
00:50:08,607 --> 00:50:11,280
She had no alibi.
566
00:50:12,327 --> 00:50:14,397
She started to panic.
567
00:50:15,647 --> 00:50:18,525
L had the idea of the Peeping Tom.
568
00:50:19,727 --> 00:50:24,403
If we could make it look as if someone had
caught her on camera that night...
569
00:50:25,407 --> 00:50:27,477
...it might see her in the clear.
570
00:50:27,647 --> 00:50:30,764
So I was brought here as an impartial witness
571
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:35,478
to be present when the tape
was "accidentally" found in the garden.
572
00:50:35,647 --> 00:50:38,844
And, for a few hours, that put the lid on it.
573
00:50:39,007 --> 00:50:41,965
Till we realised you'd got the wrong tape.
574
00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:47,724
Yes. L think to leave your specially edited
tape lying around was careless.
575
00:50:47,887 --> 00:50:51,675
So Victoria could give it to me by mistake
to take home.
576
00:50:56,207 --> 00:50:58,675
We knew you'd realise when you saw it.
577
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,122
So we had to get it back fast.
578
00:51:02,207 --> 00:51:05,882
Next morning, I picked her up.
We drove to your place.
579
00:51:06,047 --> 00:51:09,676
We rang to make sure there was no one there.
580
00:51:10,727 --> 00:51:13,480
Yes, we got the machine.
581
00:51:13,647 --> 00:51:16,161
So we assumed it was safe.
582
00:51:16,567 --> 00:51:20,242
Zola went round the back to look for a way in.
583
00:51:20,407 --> 00:51:23,479
She told me to sit tight in the car and wait.
584
00:52:21,927 --> 00:52:23,918
That was it.
585
00:52:24,567 --> 00:52:27,320
God knows how long I sat there.
586
00:52:28,767 --> 00:52:30,758
Then I heard sirens.
587
00:52:30,927 --> 00:52:35,443
So I knew something was wrong,
but I didn't know what.
588
00:52:35,607 --> 00:52:37,199
In the end...
589
00:52:40,127 --> 00:52:43,199
...I panicked and drove away.
590
00:52:43,847 --> 00:52:48,284
But I think we can make an educated guess
at what happened.
591
00:52:50,287 --> 00:52:53,643
Once inside,
it doesn't take Zola long to find the VHS,
592
00:52:53,807 --> 00:52:57,083
which she switches for the one
you were meant to have.
593
00:53:00,287 --> 00:53:04,644
But then, just as she's about to leave,
it all goes wrong.
594
00:53:07,647 --> 00:53:12,357
Instinctively, she hides in the spare bedroom
and gets rid of the evidence.
595
00:53:12,527 --> 00:53:17,555
On its way to the dustbin, it decapitates
a geranium from the floor below.
596
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:21,959
She probably thinks she's in
the room you're least likely to go into.
597
00:53:22,127 --> 00:53:25,915
But by a cruel twist of fate,
it's the one you do go into.
598
00:53:26,087 --> 00:53:30,717
She gets behind the door. What will she do?
She's cornered and frightened.
599
00:53:30,887 --> 00:53:33,321
But something else is happening, too.
600
00:53:33,487 --> 00:53:38,356
When they found her body
with the dent in the back of her head,
601
00:53:38,527 --> 00:53:42,725
it was natural to assume
she was bludgeoned to death.
602
00:53:43,367 --> 00:53:46,404
None of us considered the real explanation.
603
00:53:46,567 --> 00:53:49,445
When I first arrived to pick her up...
604
00:53:49,607 --> 00:53:51,996
she was coming out of the house.
605
00:54:10,967 --> 00:54:12,764
Oi!
606
00:54:12,927 --> 00:54:14,918
It knocked her for six.
607
00:54:15,087 --> 00:54:20,639
L sat her down, asked her if she wanted
a doctor, an ambulance.
608
00:54:20,807 --> 00:54:26,359
But after ten minutes,
she just seemed to snap out of it.
609
00:54:26,527 --> 00:54:28,438
Said she was fine.
610
00:54:28,607 --> 00:54:32,646
We weren't to lose any time
getting this tape back.
611
00:54:33,527 --> 00:54:38,317
Of course, she wasn't fine.
The concussion was already fatal.
612
00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:44,801
A burst blood vessel in the brain which
didn't kick in until she was in the flat.
613
00:54:44,967 --> 00:54:48,880
She was feeling groggy.
She was about to be found out.
614
00:54:49,047 --> 00:54:51,481
What were her options?
615
00:54:51,647 --> 00:54:56,357
There was an outside chance that wardrobe
would not be immediately opened.
616
00:54:56,527 --> 00:55:00,361
She could lie low and slip out later
when no one was about.
617
00:55:03,447 --> 00:55:05,961
That's it. Well done.
618
00:55:06,127 --> 00:55:10,564
Seconds after she's inside,
she suffers a fatal haemorrhage.
619
00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,685
So, when Maddy opened the doors...
620
00:55:16,087 --> 00:55:18,157
...she found a dead body.
621
00:55:25,527 --> 00:55:29,964
L suppose some people might call that justice...
622
00:55:32,527 --> 00:55:33,926
...but I...
623
00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,359
Hang on a minute.
624
00:55:41,687 --> 00:55:47,683
That 1471 number doesn't store mobiles!
625
00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:52,762
- You couldn't have got my number that way.
- L didn't.
626
00:55:52,927 --> 00:55:56,124
L wrote it down when she read it out.
627
00:55:56,287 --> 00:56:00,075
Little bit of graphite under the thumbnail.
628
00:56:00,247 --> 00:56:02,920
It's as old as the hills.
629
00:56:03,087 --> 00:56:05,043
Sorry about that.
630
00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:21,845
You OK?
631
00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:27,161
L shouldn't have gone. L'm not good
at funerals at the best of times.
632
00:56:27,327 --> 00:56:29,318
It was so upsetting.
633
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:35,801
My God, I couldn't believe it when they
dropped the coffin outside the church.
634
00:56:35,967 --> 00:56:39,596
- L know.
- When it broke open and her trunk fell out!
635
00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:42,520
It's just... so undignified!
636
00:56:42,687 --> 00:56:46,521
L thought they'd never get that crane repaired!
637
00:56:46,687 --> 00:56:49,440
You know Adam. Never does things by halves.
638
00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:54,078
We could have done without
the ten elephants trumpeting the Last Post.
639
00:56:54,247 --> 00:56:56,920
L know. It sounded more like a traffic jam!
640
00:57:08,487 --> 00:57:11,684
L'm not a violent lady, Miss Magellan,
641
00:57:11,847 --> 00:57:16,762
but I'm also not so pig ignorant not to see
how you're trying to steal my husband!
642
00:57:16,927 --> 00:57:19,646
Now I'm giving you fair warning.
643
00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:23,516
Keep your claws off him
and your nose out of our marriage,
644
00:57:23,687 --> 00:57:27,157
or next time, you won't have a nose left.
645
00:57:35,487 --> 00:57:41,039
You know, it's funny, but the humour of this
completely escapes me.
646
00:57:41,887 --> 00:57:46,597
Actually, I had noticed a pale line
round his finger as if he normally wore a...
647
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,280
wedding ring.
648
00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:52,446
L'll go stick my head down a toilet, shall I?
649
00:57:52,607 --> 00:57:54,837
Make sure you flush it.