1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,095 EW. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 2 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,357 A SPECIAL I TAPED 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,142 ON ENTOMOLOGICAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR. 4 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:15,972 IT'S A LITTLE VISUAL AID FOR MY BIOLOGY TERM PAPER. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,147 FOR OTHERS, IT IS ADVANTAGEOUS 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,410 ONLY FOR THE OFFSPRING, 7 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:22,065 WHO WILL ULTIMATELY BENEFIT FROM SELECTIVE PATERNITY. 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,198 WELL, HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHICH ONE SHE'S ATTRACTED TO? 9 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,460 THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 10 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,027 INSTINCT. 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,506 UNLIKE PEOPLE. 12 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:31,379 YOU MEAN PEOPLE DON'T FIND MATES BY INSTINCT? 13 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:33,729 MEANING THAT PEOPLE GO BY WHATEVER SUPERMODEL 14 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:37,037 THE MEDIA DECIDES TO BE THIS MONTH'S PERFECT HUMAN SPECIMEN. 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,864 MMM...I BEG TO DIFFER. I DON'T NEED 16 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,562 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT TO TELL ME DREW BARRYMORE IS HOT. 17 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,868 20th-CENTURY MEN ARE CONDITIONED TO WORSHIP WOMEN 18 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,219 WHO LOOK LIKE NUTRITIONALLY DEPRIVED HEROIN ADDICTS. 19 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,612 IN THE RENAISSANCE, THEY LIKED WOMEN WHO WERE HEFTY, 20 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,571 AND IN SOME CULTURES, THEY LIKE WOMEN WHO HAVE 21 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,703 BONES THROUGH THEIR NOSES AND PLATES IN THEIR MOUTHS. 22 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,183 IT'S JUST...THE WAY IT GOES, DAWSON. 23 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:54,706 MMM...YOU'RE REACHING. 24 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,580 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THERE IS SOME TRUTH 25 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,190 TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME 26 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,844 THAT PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT 27 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,454 DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 28 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,327 WITH WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO. 29 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,589 AM I RIGHT? 30 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,640 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA, DAWSON. 31 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,232 Pacey: SO YOUR MOM'S JUDGING FOR THE WINDJAMMER DAYS? 32 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,495 Dawson: YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA LET ME COVER IT FOR THE STATION. 33 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,714 Jen: WELL, SO WHAT ARE THESE WINDJAMMER DAYS? 34 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:32,108 IT'S THIS YEARLY EVENT THE YACHT CLUB HOLDS... 35 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,501 A LITTLE PAGEANT. 36 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,633 THEY TRY AND REEL IN THE LAST REMAINING TOURISTS 37 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,896 BEFORE THE TOWN REALLY SHUTS DOWN FOR THE SEASON. 38 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,376 IT'S A BLUE-BLOODED TRADITION WHICH 39 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,030 CELEBRATES THE GRAND ACHIEVEMENT 40 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,424 OF BEING BORN RICH, THE CULMINATION OF WHICH IS THIS 41 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,382 ASININE FORMAL DINNER HELD AT THE YACHT CLUB 42 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:48,211 WHERE SOME YOUNG NUBILE WHOSE DADDY OWNS THE BANK 43 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,039 IS CROWNED MISS WINDJAMMER. 44 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,172 IT'S THE MOST ARCHAIC DISPLAY OF AGEISM, RACISM, 45 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,391 AND SEXISM KNOWN TO MAN. 46 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:56,350 DO THEY HAVE A SWIMSUIT COMPETITION? 47 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,612 Dawson: I DON'T THINK SO. 48 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,135 MAYBE I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,093 WHO WARMS UP THE GIRLS BEFORE THEY GO ON STAGE. 50 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:02,443 IT'S NOT A PORNO, PACEY. 51 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,358 YOU KNOW...MY MOTHER 52 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,230 USED TO ENTER ME IN THESE DISGUSTING "LITTLE MISS" PAGEANTS 53 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,537 BEFORE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO PROTEST. 54 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:10,842 LET ME GUESS. YOU TWIRLED THE BATON. 55 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,193 MEANING? 56 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,325 NOTHING. YOU SHOULD ENTER. 57 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,197 YEAH. 58 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,720 NO, SERIOUSLY. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 59 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:19,938 I MEAN, NOBODY CAN DISPUTE THAT. 60 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,074 I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE YOU 61 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,554 STROLLING PAST THE JUDGES, FLASHING 62 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:28,338 THAT MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE OF YOURS. 63 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:31,080 WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT MY BATON-TWIRLING DAYS ARE OVER. 64 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,430 FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000 AND A TRIP TO NEW YORK. 65 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,954 WHY DON'T YOU ENTER, DAWSON? 66 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,826 I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOME INSPIRED IDEAS 67 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,001 ON HOW TO ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE. 68 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,611 THE WORLD PEACE IS EASY. 69 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,353 IT'S THE TAP DANCING PUMPS I THINK I'D HAVE TROUBLE WITH. 70 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,747 IT'S A SKILL. 71 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,705 HMM. 72 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,925 BACKHANDED INSULTS DISGUISED AS COMPLIMENTS. 73 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,057 IT'S REALLY A NOVEL APPROACH 74 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:54,538 TO WINNING BACK A WOMAN'S AFFECTIONS. 75 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,844 I FIGURED I'D GIVE IT A SHOT. 76 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,193 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE. 77 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,500 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OVER IT, MAN? SHE HAS. 78 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,285 I THINK I HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT. I JUST... 79 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,895 I DON'T KNOW. WINNING HER BACK 80 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,681 HAS EVOLVED INTO SOME SORT OF BIZARRE HOBBY. 81 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,298 SLOW, HUH? 82 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,909 AS THE TOURISTS GO, SO DO THE TIPS. 83 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,171 THAT BAD? 84 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,261 I'LL PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY-- 85 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,393 HIGHER EDUCATION FOR ME WILL BE NO FURTHER AWAY 86 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,178 THAN CAPESIDE COMMUNITY VOCATIONAL INSTITUTE. 87 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,702 YOU'RE SMART. YOU CAN GET A SCHOLARSHIP. 88 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,791 YEAH, BUT I CAN'T BANK ON A FULL ONE. 89 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,664 LOOK, JOEY... 90 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,753 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT THE PROVERBIAL WEDGE 91 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,886 WE SO FONDLY REFER TO AS DAWSON LEERY 92 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,322 IS NO LONGER BETWEEN US, 93 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,672 WE COULD ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS. 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,372 I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S A BIZARRE CONCEPT. 95 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,330 BUT WE MIGHT FIND THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING MORE 96 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,679 IN COMMON THAN JUST THE BOY NEXT DOOR. 97 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,640 OK. 98 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:53,597 OR NOT. 99 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,865 WE DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE... 100 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,432 WASH EACH OTHER'S HAIR OR... 101 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,434 DO EACH OTHER'S NAILS, DO WE? 102 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,227 PACEY. 103 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,186 I CAN'T FIND MY PEN. 104 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:20,363 THANKS. 105 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,800 YOU OK? OH, YEAH. 106 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,368 JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE MORNING WITH MY FATHER TELLING ME 107 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,718 WHAT A SCHOLASTICALLY INEPT, ATHLETICALLY CHALLENGED, 108 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,285 UNDERACHIEVING LOSER I AM. I'M FINE. 109 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,808 HE SAID THAT? 110 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,333 YEAH. FIRST HE STARTS IN ON THE FAILING-BIOLOGY THING, 111 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:36,379 THEN HE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE SKIPPING-SCHOOL- TO-DO-PROVIDENCE THING. 112 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,512 HE FORGOT THE STEALING-HIS-CAR THING. 113 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,297 BORROWING, STEALING-- LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE I KILLED ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT? 114 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,907 AND IF I HAVE TO HEAR THE WORDS, 115 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,388 "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOUG?" ONE MORE TIME, 116 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,042 MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE. 117 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:49,305 WELL, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CRASH AT MY HOUSE FOR A FEW. 118 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,872 THANKS, BUT I WAS THINKING 119 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,309 OF SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT. 120 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,006 PACEY, FORGET ABOUT IT. 121 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,269 YOUR FATHER'S NEVER GONNA LET YOU MOVE OUT OF HIS HOUSE. 122 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,881 HE TOLD ME AS SOON AS I WANT TO BECOME AN EMANCIPATED MINOR, 123 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,491 I SHOULD JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HE NEEDS TO SIGN. 124 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:04,276 CHECK THIS OUT. 125 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,323 FIRST AND LAST, 250 A MONTH. 126 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,891 THAT'S MILL STREET. CAPESIDE'S ONLY OFFICIAL TENEMENT. 127 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,196 YEAH, WELL, IT BEATS 128 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,285 THE WITTER FAMILY HOUSE OF HORRORS, DOESN'T IT? 129 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,548 HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THIS... 130 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,376 ROACH-INFESTED BACHELOR PAD? 131 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,290 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ISN'T IT? 132 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,554 WITH MY VIDEO STORE WAGE, 133 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:23,121 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A 2-MAN TENT. 134 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,949 YOU DON'T NEED AN ASSISTANT 135 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,734 FOR THAT BEAUTY PAGEANT THING, DO YOU? 136 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,866 I'M NOT EVEN GETTING PAID. 137 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,651 THE ONLY PERSON MAKING ANY MONEY OFF THIS 138 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,609 IS LITTLE MISS WINDJAMMER HERSELF. 139 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,698 MAYBE I'LL JUST TOSS MY TIARA INTO THE RING. 140 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,787 YOU KNOW, A $5,000 AWARD... 141 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,573 THAT'D GET ME INTO ONE OF THOSE EXECUTIVE BACHELOR PADS DOWNTOWN. 142 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,052 YEAH, EXCEPT I'M AFRAID 143 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,577 YOUR GOD-GIVEN ABILITY TO RELIEVE YOURSELF STANDING UP 144 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,708 HAS RENDERED YOU INELIGIBLE. 145 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,449 YEAH. ONCE AGAIN, 146 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:49,452 SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION REARS ITS UGLY HEAD. 147 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:52,499 WOULDN'T THAT JUST PISS MY DAD OFF? 148 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:53,978 Jen: YOU KNOW, JOEY, YOU'RE ONE 149 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,067 OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THE SCHOOL. 150 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,504 I DON'T GET IT. WHY IS IT 151 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,157 THAT EVERY TIME I GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT, 152 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,421 YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M TRYING TO HIT ON YOU? 153 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,466 I DON'T KNOW. I... 154 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,077 I GUESS IT'S JUST 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL 155 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,644 A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S ALL. 156 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,341 WHY? 157 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,257 I KNOW I'M NOT PRETTY. 158 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,868 STOP IT. 159 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,523 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, JOEY, BUT... 160 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,655 WHEN I WAS DATING DAWSON, I WAS PETRIFIED 161 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,396 THAT ANY DAY HE'D TAKE THE BLINDERS OFF 162 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,789 AND REALIZE HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE. 163 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,834 YEAH, RIGHT. 164 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,315 WHEN GUYS LOOK AT YOU, THEY THINK, "WOW, WHAT A BABE." 165 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,751 AND WHEN THEY LOOK AT ME, THEY THINK, 166 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,536 "HMM, GEE, SHE'S REALLY TALL." 167 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,712 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD ENTER 168 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,844 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 169 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,672 WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON? 170 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,631 COME ON, I'M SERIOUS. LOOK, I'LL COACH YOU. 171 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:40,155 YOU CAN EASILY TAKE THAT EVENING GOWN COMPETITION, 172 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:43,375 AND THE SCHOLASTIC-- THE ACADEMIC PART--THAT'D BE A SLAM-DUNK FOR YOU, JOEY. 173 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,725 LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD ON THIS 174 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,988 LET'S-BE-FRIENDS FEMALE BONDING THING, OK, JEN? 175 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:49,730 JOEY, COME ON, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY FIND THAT WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER. 176 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:50,905 I WOULDN'T DEGRADE MYSELF. 177 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:55,300 ONE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, $5,000, JOEY. 178 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,042 I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY RESPECTABLE COLLEGE NEST EGG, 179 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,696 DON'T YOU THINK? 180 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,407 COME ON, MISS AMERICA. 181 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,148 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE 182 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,237 I'M ABOUT TO SET THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT BACK 20 YEARS? 183 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,326 YEAH, WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I'D START PULLING OUT 184 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,850 THOSE IVY LEAGUE APPLICATIONS. 185 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,808 THE COMPETITION DOES NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH. 186 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,506 Pacey: THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! 187 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,072 Woman: I ASSURE YOU, MR. WITTER, 188 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,422 THERE IS NOTHING IN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION 189 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,163 THAT SAYS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENTER THIS PAGEANT. 190 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,514 THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR RULE BOOK THAT SAYS I CAN'T, HUH? 191 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,689 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING, JACK. 192 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,081 TAKE A LOOK. I'M TELLING YOU-- 193 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,822 THIS IS THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 194 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,781 IF YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TOWARDS CROSS-DRESSING... 195 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,565 SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? 196 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,436 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. PACEY IS TRYING TO ENTER 197 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,873 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT? 198 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,178 WHY NOT? 199 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,180 LAST YEAR, ASHLEE ELLIOTT SUCCESSFULLY SUED 200 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,878 TO JOIN THE BOYS' FOOTBALL TEAM. 201 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,533 I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MORE INTREPID THINGS PACEY'S EVER DONE. 202 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,404 HE'S BLOWING THE GENDER GAP WIDE OPEN. 203 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,319 WELL, I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU, 204 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:58,538 DAN RATHER. 205 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,452 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 206 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,107 BEFORE, THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LITTLE MENTION ON THE 11:00 NEWS. 207 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,893 NOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT AT A FEATURE STORY. 208 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,373 SO, I SEE YOU DECIDED TO ENTER AFTER ALL. 209 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,420 NO. NO, I'M...JUST HERE AS A COACH. 210 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:14,031 WHO ARE YOU COACHING? 211 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,642 LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, OK? 212 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:16,730 I'M GONNA GO WATCH PACEY 213 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:17,774 MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF. 214 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,343 HA HA! VERY FUNNY! 215 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,172 WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS... 216 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,566 DOING SOME KIND OF EXPOSEÉ FOR THE PAPER? 217 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,045 [SIGHS] 218 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,656 GET OUT. 219 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,309 JOEY POTTER ENTERING A BEAUTY PAGEANT? 220 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,702 THIS IS CLASSIC! 221 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,095 OH, I SEE. 222 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:36,140 YOU THINK I'M SUCH A BARKING CAR-CHASER 223 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,229 THAT A "D" STUDENT WITH A JULIUS CAESAR HAIRCUT 224 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,492 HAS A BETTER SHOT THAN ME? THANKS A LOT. 225 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,842 JOEY, NO. IT'S JUST-- 226 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,844 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE THINGS. 227 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:47,412 IT'S JUST IT'S SO NOT YOU. 228 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,110 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 229 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,025 BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D MAKE ME FEEL 230 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,635 LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN I ALREADY AM. 231 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,158 YOU CAN BELIEVE ME, DAWSON, 232 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,160 NOBODY'S LAUGHING HARDER ABOUT THIS THAN I AM, 233 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:59,424 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN $5,000, 234 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,819 NO MATTER HOW SLIM OR HUMILIATING OR LUDICROUS MY CHANCES ARE, 235 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,126 THE MONEY HAS TO TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER EVERYTHING, 236 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,518 INCLUDING MY PRIDE, SO... 237 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,259 JOEY, I'M SORRY. 238 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,522 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I MEAN... 239 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,524 IT--IT KIND OF CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE. 240 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,656 YOU GOTTA ADMIT-- 241 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,049 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD 242 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,486 YOU FIND MY PATHETIC LIFE SO AMUSING, DAWSON. 243 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,793 JOEY, COME ON. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 244 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,230 I'D NEVER LAUGH AT YOU. 245 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,449 YOU JUST DID, DAWSON. 246 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,905 IT'S HANNAH! 247 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:51,128 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU! 248 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,739 I'M GONNA GO SIT DOWN, OK? 249 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,092 WELL, IF IT ISN'T HANNAH VON WENNING 250 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,833 OF THE BAR HARBOR VON WENNINGS. 251 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,574 PACEY WITTER. LET ME GUESS. 252 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,751 YOU'RE HERE WASHING DISHES 253 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,578 FOR THE REMEDIAL WORK-STUDY PROGRAM 254 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,711 FOR CAPESIDE'S UNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH-- 255 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,235 THAT'S SO COMPASSIONATE OF YOU, HANNAH. 256 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,237 SO HOW'S THE SWISS BOARDING SCHOOL? 257 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,240 IT'S IN CONNECTICUT, YOU MORON. 258 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,807 WAIT. 259 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,375 YOU'RE THE GUY ENTERING THIS CONTEST? 260 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,029 IT FIGURES. 261 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:25,510 CLASS CLOWN OF CAPESIDE HIGH. 262 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,034 YOU KNOW, I NEVER FIGURED YOU 263 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,644 FOR A PRE-OP TRANSSEXUAL, 264 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,341 BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 265 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,082 EVENING GOWNS... HIGH HEELS... 266 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,824 I ASSURE YOU THAT MY SEXUALITY IS INTACT, OK? 267 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,304 I'M NOT THE ONE TAKING GROUP SHOWERS 268 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,132 AT AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL. 269 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,786 BUT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, I-- 270 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,091 WELCOME, LADIES. 271 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,789 UH, AHEM! 272 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,660 AND GENTLEMAN. 273 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,401 THANK YOU. [LAUGHTER] 274 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,272 I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE ORIENTATION 275 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:52,233 FOR THE 35th ANNUAL MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT. 276 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,104 THE RULES FOR THE PAGEANT 277 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,759 ARE LISTED CLEARLY IN YOUR HANDBOOKS... 278 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,066 WHICH WILL BE COMPLETELY REVISED 279 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,981 NEXT YEAR. 280 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,852 THE MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT OFFERS... 281 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:06,160 SO, PACEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR THE TALENT COMPETITION, 282 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,337 RECITE THE ALPHABET? JACK A CAR? 283 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,947 YOU KNOW, LADIES, 284 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,689 I SAY WE VOTE HANNAH MISS CONGENIALITY. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 285 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,822 YOU'RE SUCH A BUFFOON. 286 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,737 ...TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL IT HAS TO OFFER. 287 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,435 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 288 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,219 HAVE FUN. 289 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:33,143 Jen: JOEY, WALKING IN HEELS IS PROBABLY THE HARDEST PART. 290 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,449 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 291 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,337 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 292 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,339 UH, WELL, I MEAN, POISE AND GRACE 293 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950 ARE REALLY IMPORTANT TO THE JUDGES, 294 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,603 AND CONSIDERING YOUR HEIGHT-- 295 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,127 NO, I MEAN... 296 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,563 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 297 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,826 I MEAN, THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN A FIRST-CLASS BITCH 298 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,262 TO YOU SINCE THE DAY YOU GOT HERE 299 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,090 IS PRETTY MUCH PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. 300 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,136 IN NEW YORK, I DIDN'T EXACTLY HANG OUT 301 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,399 WITH A LOT OF OTHER GIRLS, OK? 302 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:15,098 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD CLOSE GIRLFRIENDS... 303 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,187 AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, NEITHER HAVE YOU. 304 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,059 I DON'T KNOW. DON'T YOU EVER FEEL 305 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,669 LIKE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING? 306 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,410 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HANG OUT 307 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,020 WITH THE CAPESIDE PEP SQUAD? 308 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,761 I MEAN... ASSOCIATING WITH ME 309 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,589 WON'T EXACTLY SEND YOUR POPULARITY POINTS 310 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,330 SOARING UP THE SOCIAL RICHTER SCALE. 311 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,419 YEAH, FOR THE SAME REASON YOU DON'T, ALL RIGHT? 312 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:34,291 'CAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF MENTALLY ARRESTED AIRHEADS. 313 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,293 YOU KNOW, YOUR PERCEPTION OF ME IS ALMOST 314 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,295 AS MISGUIDED AS YOUR PERCEPTION OF YOURSELF. 315 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,036 IF YOU WANT TO WIN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK 316 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,560 ON THE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUE, BUT FIRST, 317 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,997 BACK TO THE BASICS. COME ON. 318 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,871 ♪ START SPREADIN' THE NEWS ♪ 319 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438 ♪ DAH DA-DA-DUM 320 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,354 ♪ DAH DAH DA-DA-DUM ♪ 321 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,618 ♪ I'M LEAVIN' TODAY 322 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,316 ♪ I WANT TO BE A-- 323 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,752 UH, PACEY, CAN YOU, UM... 324 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,450 DO YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE? 325 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,496 WE CAN REVISIT THE TALENT PROBLEM LATER, BUT... 326 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,324 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE EVENING WEAR? 327 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,022 WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULD GET MY HANDS 328 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,806 ON THIS TASTY LITTLE RED POLYESTER NUMBER 329 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,503 THAT MY SISTER WORE AS A BRIDESMAID. 330 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,637 PACEY, IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS THING, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 331 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,508 IF YOU WIN... 332 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,859 THE ASSOCIATED PRESS COULD BE ALL OVER THIS, 333 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,165 NOT TO MENTION CNN. I MEAN, 334 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,906 THIS COULD BE INTERNATIONAL NEWS. 335 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,647 BY BRAVING THIS EXPERIMENT, 336 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,954 YOU'VE BECOME A POLITICAL ACTIVIST, 337 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:31,087 CHALLENGING SOCIAL STEREOTYPES. 338 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,349 I KIND OF JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH. 339 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,049 Joey: SO... 340 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,574 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 341 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,576 UH, WHO, 342 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,752 ME--ME AND DAWSON? 343 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,146 UH-HUH. 344 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,974 WE'RE JUST FIGURING THINGS OUT, YOU KNOW. 345 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,150 IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH FOR A WHILE, BUT... 346 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,542 WE'VE GOT TIME. 347 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,545 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING ANYWHERE, SO... 348 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,851 NO, I GUESS NOT. 349 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,898 SO...SO WHAT ABOUT YOU AND DAWSON? 350 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,552 WHAT ABOUT US? 351 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,904 OH...YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 'CAUSE... 352 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,254 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT HE'S AVAILABLE AND EVERYTHING, I WAS-- 353 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,647 JEN, DAWSON WILL ALWAYS SEE ME AS, YOU KNOW, 354 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,388 THE GAWKY LITTLE GIRL DOWN THE CREEK 355 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303 WITH THE BAND-AIDS ON HER KNEES 356 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,653 AND THE ONE BRAID FALLING OUT. 357 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,090 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THAT'S... 358 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,700 JUST HOW IT'S MEANT TO BE. MAYBE... 359 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,181 IT'S JUST HOW WE SEE EACH OTHER. 360 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,922 WELL... 361 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,445 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 362 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,187 PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, RIGHT? 363 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,233 YEAH. 364 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,802 HAVE YOU TALKED TO JOEY LATELY? 365 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,282 UH, NO, ACTUALLY, 366 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,197 NOT SINCE OUR TORRID NIGHT OF NAKED FACE-SUCKING. 367 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,026 WHAT? I'M KIDDING. WHY? 368 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,377 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN... 369 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,726 SHE SAYS WE'RE COOL, BUT... 370 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:45,770 SHE'S BEEN AVOIDING ME. 371 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,121 AND? 372 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,514 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I MEAN... 373 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,907 I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S NOT AROUND. 374 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,649 AH. AT LAST. 375 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,216 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 376 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,740 WELL, THANK GOD, DAWSON. MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. 377 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,047 PACEY, I KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED 378 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,223 WITH THIS LITTLE THEORY OF YOURS, BUT THE TRUTH IS... 379 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,876 I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF JOEY 380 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,488 IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT. 381 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,185 I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HER AS LIKE A... 382 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,621 SISTER. 383 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,798 I JUST DON'T THINK I COULD EVER GET PAST THAT. 384 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,279 IF JOEY AND I GOT TOGETHER, IT'D BE... 385 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,325 IT'D JUST BE A LITTLE INCESTUOUS. 386 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,979 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU DON'T WANT HER, 387 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,328 BUT YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO HAVE HER EITHER? 388 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,376 Dawson: PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 389 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,378 Contestant: I'D LIKE TO STUDY EARLY EDUCATION 390 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,599 OR HELP WITH CHILDREN WITH SPECIAL NEEDS. 391 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,906 THAT MEANS, LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE CRIPPLED OR RETARDED 392 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,822 OR SOMETHING. 393 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:41,348 OR MAYBE I'LL BECOME AN ACTRESS OR A MODEL, 394 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,002 BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME 395 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,307 I'M PRETTY ENOUGH. 396 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,830 OK. 397 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,093 AFTER COMPLETING MY YEAR 398 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,703 WITH "UP WITH PEOPLE" SINGERS... 399 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,705 WAIT, DAWSON'S DOING THE INTERVIEWS? 400 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,838 OH, DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST A PRE-INTERVIEW, OK? 401 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,450 THEY'RE HAVING HIM PUT EVERYBODY ON TAPE FOR THE JUDGES. 402 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,973 DON'T WORRY, OK? 403 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,975 THE REAL STUFF IS LIVE ON STAGE DURING THE PAGEANT. 404 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,282 PLEASE TELL US YOUR NAME 405 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,761 AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 406 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,112 I'M ROBERTA CRUMP. 407 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:09,289 I'M A SENIOR AT CAPESIDE. UM... 408 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,510 HEY. 409 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,035 YOU'RE HERE TO SEE THE GREAT PACEDINI PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT? 410 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,427 HMM. A MAGIC ACT. 411 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,951 HOW APPROPRIATELY JUVENILE OF YOU. 412 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,518 YOU KNOW, ALL THIS SEXUAL TENSION 413 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,346 REALLY CANNOT BE GOOD FOR YOUR COMPLEXION. 414 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,305 WHAT SAY WE GO BACKSTAGE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT-- 415 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,349 PLEASE. I JUST ATE. 416 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,698 I'VE RECENTLY BEEN ACCEPTED 417 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,265 TO THE JUILLIARD SCHOOL OF MUSIC, 418 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,702 BUT I'LL BE DELAYING MY ENTRANCE FOR A YEAR 419 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,574 UNTIL I'VE COMPLETED A TOUR WITH THE PEACE CORPS. 420 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,532 YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE, DIDN'T YOU? 421 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,057 YEAH, I ALREADY TURNED YOU DOWN ONCE IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 422 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,581 ACTUALLY, YOU STOOD ME UP. 423 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,148 WHATEVER. 424 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,889 PACEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 425 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,675 DO YOU REALLY THINK, IN A MILLION YEARS, 426 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,851 YOU COULD EVER WIN THIS THING? 427 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,461 I MEAN, WHAT IS THE POINT? 428 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,202 WELL... 429 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,986 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING, 430 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,598 BUT IF I COULD TAKE JUST ONE VOTE AWAY FROM YOU 431 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,817 AND MAKE YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A LOSER, 432 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,950 THEN THIS IS ALL WORTHWHILE. 433 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,131 IF YOU COULD COMMIT ONE ACT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE, 434 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,785 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 435 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,701 I'D ROB A BANK SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE HERE. 436 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,398 BE SERIOUS. LET... 437 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,660 LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS, OK? 438 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,749 FINE. 439 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,230 WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET FOR YOUR CHILDREN? 440 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:24,146 I GUESS I WANT THEM TO... 441 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,409 TREAT OTHERS THE WAY THEY WANT TO BE TREATED. 442 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,411 IT SOUNDS PRETTY SIMPLE, BUT... 443 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,370 IT PRETTY MUCH APPLIES TO EVERYTHING. 444 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,897 WHO IS YOUR INSPIRATION, ROLE MODEL, OR MENTOR, AND WHY? 445 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,594 I GUESS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE. 446 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,422 I'VE ALWAYS... 447 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,381 HAD TO DEPEND ON MYSELF. 448 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,991 WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 449 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,645 I DON'T KNOW. 450 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,995 IN SOME ROMANTIC ADVENTURE OR... 451 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,171 ON A DIG IN TUNISIA OR... 452 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,173 A SAFARI IN AFRICA. I DON'T KNOW. 453 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,175 A RESEARCH BOAT ON ITS WAY TO ANTARCTICA. 454 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,960 WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT LEAVING CAPESIDE, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT 455 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,267 LIKE BOSTON UNIVERSITY. THE POLAR ICE CAP'S PRETTY FAR AWAY. 456 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,878 WELL, THAT'S THE POINT. 457 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,142 YEAH, BUT THERE MUST BE THINGS THAT YOU'LL MISS. I MEAN... 458 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,144 FAMILY? 459 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,580 FRIENDS? 460 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,670 OF COURSE. BUT... 461 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,976 LIFE GOES ON, DAWSON. THINGS CHANGE. 462 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:12,977 THEY DON'T HAVE TO. 463 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,718 YES, THEY DO. 464 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,199 EVERYTHING CHANGES EVENTUALLY. 465 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,375 THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE IS, 466 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,508 AND...YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT. 467 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,466 LIKE, SUDDENLY, PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK 468 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,120 ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE, THEY DISAPPEAR, 469 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,340 YOU KNOW? 470 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,516 PEOPLE DIE, AND... 471 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,388 THEY MOVE AWAY, AND... 472 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,304 THEY GROW UP. 473 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,918 EVERYTHING CHANGES EVENTUALLY, DAWSON. 474 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,195 M.C.: EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 475 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,848 WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 476 00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,242 WELCOME TO THE MISS WINDJAMMER BEAUTY PAGEANT... 477 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,418 I LOOK LIKE A DWEEB. NO, YOU DON'T. 478 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,637 EVERYONE'S GONNA LAUGH AT ME. 479 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,595 OH. LOOK, I WANT YOU TO PUT THIS VASELINE 480 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,683 ON YOUR TEETH FOR ME, OK? 481 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,207 WHY? 482 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,643 JUST TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT? 483 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,645 IT KEEPS YOUR LIPS FROM STICKING TO YOUR TEETH 484 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,820 WHEN YOU SMILE. 485 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,735 WAIT A SECOND. I HAVE TO SMILE? 486 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,954 YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SMILING. 487 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,305 M.C.: WELCOME TO THE MISS WINDJAMMER BEAUTY PAGEANT. 488 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,089 WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS EVENING... 489 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,309 IF YOU MAKE ONE JOKE ABOUT COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET, 490 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,353 I SWEAR I'LL.. CAN'T, MAN. 491 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,616 IT'S TOO OBVIOUS. 492 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,052 LET ME GET THAT. 493 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,750 THANKS. 494 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,142 TELL ME THE TRUTH, DAWSON, 495 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,232 DO YOU THINK I'M A COMPLETE TOOL FOR DOING THIS? 496 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,190 SINCE WHEN DID YOU START CONCERNING YOURSELF 497 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,714 WITH PUBLIC OPINION? 498 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,021 PACEY, I THINK YOU GOT TESTICLES OF STEEL 499 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,370 FOR DOING THIS. 500 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,371 REALLY? 501 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,894 YEAH. HERE. UH, MY MOM SAID 502 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,070 TO PUT THAT ON YOUR TEETH. 503 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,855 WHY? 504 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,423 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. 505 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,294 AND SO NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 506 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,165 HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS 507 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,950 IN THEIR EVENING WEAR. 508 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,474 [APPLAUSE] 509 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,705 [WHISTLES, APPLAUSE] 510 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,578 THANK YOU, MISS JOHNSON. 511 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,712 AND NOW, MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER. 512 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,431 COULD IT BE CINDERELLA'S FAIRY GODMOTHER 513 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,303 DID THE JOB A LITTLE TOO WELL? 514 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,652 THANK YOU, MISS POTTER. 515 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,349 IT LOOKS LIKE PRINCE CHARMING HAS FOUND 516 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,699 THE OWNER OF THAT GLASS SLIPPER. 517 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,920 IF YOU HAVE A POINT, I WISH YOU'D GET TO IT. 518 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,443 HEY, COME ON, JEN. 519 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,576 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE MISSING 520 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,665 THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OF OUR FRIEND DAWSON. 521 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,362 MAYBE FEELING A LITTLE DUMPER'S REMORSE? 522 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:03,191 YOU'RE WAY OFF, ALL RIGHT? 523 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,019 TELL ME, IS IT THE POSSIBILITY OF LOSING HIM 524 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,760 TO SOMEBODY ELSE THAT SUDDENLY MAKES HIM 525 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,501 SEEM SO ATTRACTIVE? 526 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,242 YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'M THAT SHALLOW, HUH? 527 00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,548 NO. 528 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,377 I THINK YOU'RE THAT HUMAN. 529 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,161 AND NOW, MR. PACEY WITTER. 530 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,946 WELL, WISH ME LUCK. 531 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:24,647 [LAUGHTER, CATCALLS, AND SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 532 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,608 ALL RIGHT! 533 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:36,224 THANK YOU, MR. WITTER. 534 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:44,885 DO YOU THINK I AM A COW LOWING AFTER THE CALF 535 00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,496 OR A BITCH WITH PUPS LICKING THE HAND 536 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,411 THAT STRUCK HER? WATCH AND SEE! 537 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:56,723 Contestant: IF I COULD TALK TO THE GOVERNOR FOR ONE HOUR, 538 00:22:56,766 --> 00:23:00,335 I'D...TELL HIM HOW HE COULD LOSE 30 POUNDS 539 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,771 IN 30 DAYS. 540 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:02,772 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 541 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,295 I'D LIKE TO TELL MY KIDS 542 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,254 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE HANDSOMEST GUY, 543 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,474 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT GUY, 544 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,780 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL STUD 545 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,956 TO BE A DAMN FINE MISS WINDJAMMER. 546 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,088 [APPLAUSE] 547 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,568 [PIANO PLAYING CLASSICAL PIECE] 548 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,362 Pacey: I WOULD TELL THE WORLD'S LEADERS 549 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,451 THAT A SOCIETY THAT CHOOSES WAR AND DEATH 550 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,105 OVER THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE 551 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,281 CANNOT POSSIBLY SUCCEED OR THRIVE. 552 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,501 AND I GUESS, IF THAT DIDN'T WORK, I'D JUST TELL THEM 553 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:36,719 I HAD DIRTY PHOTOS OF THEM, YOU KNOW? 554 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,944 SO HOW AM I DOING, MRS. LEERY? 555 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,381 PACEY... 556 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,253 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU ARE FUNNY AND CHARMING. 557 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,472 THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU. 558 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,256 SERIOUSLY? MM. 559 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,476 YOU MAY NOT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING, 560 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,870 BUT, UH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY KEEPING ME FROM FALLING ASLEEP. 561 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,959 WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN IN THE RUNNING? 562 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,830 PACEY, YOU KNOW THIS CLUB WOULD RATHER 563 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,050 SEE THE WHOLE PLACE GO DOWN IN FLAMES BEFORE THEY WOULD 564 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,139 ACTUALLY CROWN A MALE MISS WINDJAMMER. 565 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,401 YEAH, BUT FOR ME TO BE WRITTEN OFF 566 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,098 IS JUST COMPLETELY UNFAIR. 567 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:09,926 HONEY, 568 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,233 FAIR AND BEAUTY PAGEANTS 569 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,930 AREN'T EXACTLY SYNONYMOUS. 570 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,285 JUST THINK-- IN APPROXIMATELY 571 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,984 2 MINUTES AND 35 SECONDS, THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. 572 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,377 YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD TO SING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BEFORE. 573 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:27,814 I MEAN, WHAT IF I SUCK? 574 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,730 COME ON. AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. 575 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,996 SINGING "ON MY OWN" FROM LES MISERABLES, 576 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,389 MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER. 577 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,391 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 578 00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:46,006 WOW, YOU DID AN INCREDIBLE JOB ON JOEY. 579 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:49,052 MY GOD, IT'S AMAZING! 580 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,793 I THINK WE'VE FINALLY BROKEN INTO THE RANKS 581 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,099 OF BEING FRIENDS. 582 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,187 HMM. 583 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,580 [PIANO PLAYS] 584 00:24:56,451 --> 00:25:00,107 BUT I MISS OUR FRIENDSHIP, TOO, DAWSON. 585 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:01,978 ME, TOO. 586 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:05,416 AND...AND NOT JUST OUR FRIENDSHIP, BUT... 587 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,116 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... 588 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:12,293 ♪ ON MY OWN 589 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:17,646 ♪ PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE ME ♪ 590 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,519 ♪ ALL ALONE 591 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,825 ♪ I WALK WITH HIM 592 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:24,653 ♪ TILL MORNING 593 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,005 ♪ WITHOUT HIM 594 00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:33,140 ♪ I FEEL HIS ARMS AROUND ME ♪ 595 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:36,099 ♪ AND WHEN I LOSE MY WAY, I CLOSE MY EYES ♪ 596 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:39,886 ♪ AND HE HAS FOUND ME 597 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,671 ♪ IN THE RAIN 598 00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:48,329 ♪ THE PAVEMENT SHINES LIKE SILVER ♪ 599 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,722 ♪ ALL THE LIGHTS 600 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:54,291 ♪ ARE MISTY IN THE RIVER 601 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,861 ♪ IN THE DARKNESS 602 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:03,213 ♪ THE TREES ARE FULL OF STARLIGHT ♪ 603 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:08,131 ♪ AND ALL I SEE IS HIM AND ME FOREVER AND FOREVER ♪ 604 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,701 ♪ AND I KNOW 605 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:17,706 ♪ IT'S ONLY IN MY MIND 606 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,928 ♪ THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF ♪ 607 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,756 ♪ AND NOT TO HIM 608 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,412 ♪ AND ALTHOUGH 609 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:31,720 ♪ I KNOW THAT HE IS BLIND ♪ 610 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,506 ♪ STILL I SAY 611 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,554 ♪ THERE'S A WAY FOR US 612 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,602 ♪ I LOVE HIM 613 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:48,737 ♪ BUT WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER ♪ 614 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,392 ♪ HE'S GONE 615 00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:55,309 ♪ THE RIVER'S JUST A RIVER ♪ 616 00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,008 ♪ WITHOUT HIM 617 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:02,446 ♪ THE WORLD AROUND ME CHANGES ♪ 618 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,623 ♪ THE TREES ARE BARE AND EVERYWHERE ♪ 619 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,800 ♪ THE STREETS ARE FULL OF STRANGERS ♪ 620 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,064 ♪ I LOVE HIM 621 00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:16,069 ♪ BUT EVERY DAY I'M LEARNING ♪ 622 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:18,462 ♪ ALL MY LIFE 623 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:22,075 ♪ I'VE ONLY BEEN PRETENDING ♪ 624 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,948 ♪ WITHOUT ME 625 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:29,473 ♪ HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNING ♪ 626 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,606 ♪ THE WORLD IS FULL OF HAPPINESS ♪ 627 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,782 ♪ THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ♪ 628 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:38,787 ♪ I LOVE HIM 629 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,226 ♪ LOVE HIM 630 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,013 ♪ I LOVE HIM 631 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:52,583 ♪ BUT ONLY ON MY OWN 632 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,977 [APPLAUSE] 633 00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,675 M.C.: THANK YOU. 634 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,677 THAT WAS JOSEPHINE POTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 635 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,298 ALL RIGHT, PACE, HURRY UP. YOU'RE ON. 636 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:12,560 DAMN IT. 637 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:13,996 DUDE, RELAX. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 638 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,348 I NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING, DAWSON. 639 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,133 WHEN I ASKED YOU IF DOING THIS THING WAS STUPID 640 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:21,961 AND YOU MADE ME BELIEVE THAT IT HAD A POINT, 641 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,353 DID YOU EVER ACTUALLY BELIEVE 642 00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:25,704 THAT I HAD A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS THING? 643 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,836 COME ON, PACEY. 644 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,839 GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 645 00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,580 JUST ANOTHER THING FOR THE KIDS TO LAUGH ABOUT 646 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:34,669 MONDAY MORNING AT SCHOOL. 647 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,758 AND WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT, RIGHT? 648 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,978 YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING STUPID? 649 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,241 THOSE PEOPLE SUCK! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY LEAVE HERE 650 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,199 WITHOUT LETTING THEM KNOW THAT LITTLE KNOWN FACT? 651 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,331 I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 652 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,462 WAIT A MINUTE, PACEY -- 653 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,856 EXCUSE ME, DAWSON, I GOT A SHOW TO DO. 654 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:52,687 PACEY WITTER HAS CHANGED HIS PROGRAM. 655 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,471 INSTEAD OF A MAGIC ACT, 656 00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:55,951 HE WILL PERFORM 657 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:59,215 A DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION. 658 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:01,348 [SCOTTISH ACCENT] WELL, I'M NOT WILLIAM WALLACE... 659 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:03,829 BUT I AM PACEY WITTER. 660 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,877 [SHOUTING] PACEY WITTER'S 7 FEET TALL! 661 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,924 SO THEY SAY. SO THEY SAY. 662 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,796 AND THEY SAY THAT THIS PACEY WITTER IS A DANGEROUS MAN 663 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,059 WHO SLAUGHTERS CAPESIDE RESIDENTS BY THE DOZENS 664 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,669 WITH JOKES AND BUFFOONERY. 665 00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:19,932 AND IF HE WERE HERE, 666 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,195 HE WOULD DESTROY THOSE WHO WOULD JUDGE HIM 667 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,414 WITH SPARKS FROM HIS EYES AND WIT FROM HIS ASS. 668 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,633 [LAUGHTER] 669 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:26,982 WELL, I AMPACEY WITTER, 670 00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,636 BUT WHO OF YOU 671 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,638 ARE IN THE POSITION TO JUDGE ME? 672 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:31,857 IS IT YOU, SIR? 673 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,684 AND WHAT SORT OF HUMAN BEING 674 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,512 TOLERATES BEING JUDGED? 675 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,427 WELL, JUDGMENT STOPS TODAY, 676 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:38,777 BECAUSE THAT WHICH SCORNS ME 677 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,082 DEEMS TO OWN ME. 678 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,910 AND I AM WILLING TO TRADE THE TRAPPINGS 679 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:44,260 OF MY DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE FOR ONE CHANCE, 680 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:46,001 JUST ONE CHANCE 681 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:48,047 TO STAND IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN 682 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:49,570 AND TELL 'EM 683 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,267 THAT YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE 684 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,923 BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM! 685 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,446 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 686 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,057 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 687 00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,020 Hannah: YOU KNOW, IF SHE DOES WIN, 688 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,326 IT'S ONLY FOR THE SYMPATHY VOTE, 689 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,545 BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL CHARITY CASE. 690 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:09,851 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 691 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,332 YOU DON'T KNOW HER STORY? 692 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,073 OH, MY GOD, CHECK THIS OUT. 693 00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,597 SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER WITH HER SISTER 694 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,251 WHO JUST HAD AN ILLEGITIMATE BABY 695 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,992 WITH HER BLACK BOYFRIEND 696 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:20,993 [SNICKERING] 697 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,603 WHERE ARE HER PARENTS? 698 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,692 HER MOTHER DIED, 699 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,563 AND HER FATHER'S IN JAIL FOR SELLING DRUGS. 700 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:28,087 BUT YOU CAN ASK HER YOURSELF. 701 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,392 SHE'LL TELL ANYONE 702 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:32,439 WHO'LL LISTEN TO HER PATHETIC SOB STORY. 703 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,397 I'M SURE SHE'S ALREADY TOLD THE JUDGES. 704 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,186 DAWSON, DON'T TRY TO GET ME TO GO BACK OUT THERE. 705 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:43,015 I MEAN...GOD, SETTING MYSELF UP LIKE THIS. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! 706 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:45,669 JO, LISTEN TO ME. LOOK, YOU WERE PHENOMENAL OUT THERE TONIGHT. 707 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,541 DON'T LET THESE INBRED IDIOTS GET YOU DOWN. 708 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,760 IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF. 709 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,850 I DON'T BELONG HERE, DAWSON. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 710 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,764 HOW COULD I HAVE STOOPED THIS LOW FOR MONEY? 711 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,984 I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SOLD MYSELF AT A STREET CORNER. 712 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,204 DO YOU REALIZE YOU COULD WIN THIS THING? 713 00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,814 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE SLAMMING YOU? 714 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,076 THEY'RE TERRIFIED OF YOU. 715 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,295 THEY KNOW THAT YOU CAN BEAT THEM. 716 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,342 I DON'T WANT THEIR MONEY, DAWSON. 717 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,823 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM THESE PEOPLE. IT MAKES ME SICK-- 718 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:12,218 I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY ANYMORE. 719 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,959 JOEY, I KNOW WE'RE NOT SPEAKING RIGHT NOW, OK? 720 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:16,265 BUT IF WE WERE, 721 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:19,399 I WOULD TELL MY BEST FRIEND... 722 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:22,358 WHO WAS ALWAYS TOO AFRAID TO GET UP IN FRONT OF CLASS FOR SHOW AND TELL, 723 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:26,058 HOW INCREDIBLY PROUD I AM OF HER... 724 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:29,104 AND HOW I THINK SHE HAS GOT 725 00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:32,716 MORE GUTS AND TALENT AND STRENGTH OF CHARACTER 726 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,110 THAN ALL THE HANNAH VON WENNINGS OF THE WORLD PUT TOGETHER. 727 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,204 FOR YOUR FINAL QUESTION, MISS POTTER, 728 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:44,206 PLEASE TELL US WHAT WORDS OF ADVICE 729 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,688 YOU WOULD BESTOW UPON TODAY'S YOUTH. 730 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,869 I'D LIKE TO TELL TODAY'S YOUTH THAT, UH... 731 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915 NO MATTER WHERE LIFE TAKES YOU, 732 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,742 BIG CITIES, SMALL TOWNS, 733 00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:01,702 YOU'LL INEVITABLY COME ACROSS SMALL MINDS. 734 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:04,444 PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU ARE. 735 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:07,099 PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT MATERIAL THINGS 736 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,796 OR BEING PRETTY OR POPULAR 737 00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:12,104 AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU A WORTHWHILE HUMAN BEING. 738 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,584 I'D LIKE TO TELL TODAY'S YOUTH THAT NONE OF THESE THINGS MATTER, 739 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,282 UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRENGTH OF CHARACTER, 740 00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:18,806 INTEGRITY, SENSE OF PRIDE. 741 00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:21,200 AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ANY OF THESE THINGS... 742 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:26,031 ...DON'T EVER SELL THEM. 743 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,684 DON'T EVER SELL OUT. 744 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:31,166 SO WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME, 745 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:34,256 PLEASE DON'T JUDGE THEM BY THEIR STATION IN LIFE. 746 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,215 BECAUSE WHO KNOWS? 747 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,609 THAT PERSON JUST MIGHT END UP 748 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,046 BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND. 749 00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:48,488 THANK YOU. 750 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,229 [APPLAUSE] 751 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,852 AND NOW THE EXCITING MOMENT 752 00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,985 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 753 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:13,208 OUR SECOND RUNNER-UP AND WINNER OF 2 TICKETS TO THE RIALTO 754 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:16,081 FOR ANY TUESDAY OR THURSDAY MATINEE IS... 755 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:18,474 MISS HANNAH VON WENNING! 756 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,911 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 757 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,266 CONGRATULATIONS. 758 00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:29,964 OUR FIRST RUNNER-UP 759 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,445 AND WINNER OF A FREE DAY OF BEAUTY 760 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,621 AT BETTY'S HAIR BARN IS... 761 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:37,102 MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER! 762 00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:39,104 [APPLAUSE] 763 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,197 CONGRATULATIONS. 764 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,073 YOU GUYS CAN PACK UP, RIGHT? OK. 765 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,684 THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S MISS WINDJAMMER IS... 766 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:57,339 MISS ROBERTA CRUMP! 767 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,542 JOEY? 768 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:31,156 HONEY, YOU WERE TRULY SPECTACULAR TONIGHT. 769 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,028 YOU KNOW I VOTED FOR YOU. 770 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,813 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 771 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,425 THANKS, MRS. LEERY. 772 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:42,123 YOU KIDS NEED A RIDE HOME? 773 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,952 UM...NO. WE CAN WALK. 774 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,171 OK. GOOD NIGHT. 775 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:47,476 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 776 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,521 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 777 00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:49,870 NIGHT. 778 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,101 UH... 779 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:07,017 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'M... 780 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,630 YOU'VE LEFT ME SPEECHLESS. 781 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:18,246 WHAT'S HAPPENING, JOEY? 782 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,422 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW? 783 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:36,612 HERE. 784 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,397 THANKS. 785 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,624 I LOOKED AT YOU TONIGHT 786 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,235 AND I... 787 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,630 IT WAS LIKE YOU CAME COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR SHELL. 788 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:57,372 THERE WAS THIS, LIKE TOTAL... 789 00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:01,246 I DON'T KNOW-- NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE... 790 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:04,684 THAT JUST SEEMED TO BURST FROM YOU. 791 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,514 AND I KNOW WHAT IT MUST HAVE TAKEN 792 00:36:08,557 --> 00:36:10,733 FOR YOU TO GET UP THERE AND DO THAT TONIGHT. 793 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,955 IT'S LIKE YOU... 794 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:21,353 IT'S LIKE YOU TRANSFORMED INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL... 795 00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:22,745 JOEY. 796 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,747 DAWSON... 797 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,009 [LAUGHS] 798 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,446 GOD...I MEAN... 799 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:33,669 I'M SITTING HERE WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD... 800 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,671 AND MY PALMS ARE SWEATING. 801 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:36,803 I CAN'T... 802 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:42,504 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER, BUT... 803 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,597 I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT. 804 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:56,736 JOEY? 805 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,263 WHAT'S WRONG? 806 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,134 I DON'T KNOW, DAWSON, 807 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,181 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 808 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,447 J-JOEY, I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. I MEAN... 809 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:15,145 IT'S MY OWN STUPID FAULT. 810 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:17,452 I MEAN, DRESSING UP, PLAYING THE PRINCESS. 811 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,674 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T ME. 812 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,545 JOEY, OF COURSE IT IS. 813 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:26,287 I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT I WANTED. 814 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:28,855 [SIGHS] 815 00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:31,379 FOR YOU TO SEE ME AS BEAUTIFUL. 816 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:35,165 FOR YOU TO LOOK AT ME 817 00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:37,646 THE--THE WAY THAT YOU LOOK AT JEN. 818 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,735 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 819 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:44,131 I DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL, DAWSON. 820 00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:47,526 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME AND SEE THE PERSON YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN 821 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:50,703 AND REALIZE THAT WHAT WE HAVE IS SO MUCH MORE INCREDIBLE 822 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:53,140 THAN JUST SOME PASSING PHYSICAL ATTRACTION, 823 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,185 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWSON? 824 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,187 IT'S JUST LIPSTICK. 825 00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:58,928 AND IT'S JUST... 826 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,843 HAIR SPRAY. 827 00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:04,717 TOMORROW I'M GONNA WAKE UP 828 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,327 AND I'M GONNA BE JOEY. 829 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,155 JUST JOEY. 830 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,722 YOU KNOW? 831 00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:12,855 THE TOO TALL GIRL FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CREEK. 832 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,596 JOEY, THIS IS ALL NEW TO US, AND WE SHOULD 833 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,771 TALK ABOUT IT, OK? 834 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,295 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 835 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,122 WE CAN'T GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE. 836 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,691 DAWSON, YOU'VE HAD A LIFETIME TO PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME, 837 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,911 AND I CAN'T SPEND THE REST OF MINE 838 00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:27,914 HOPING THAT YOU MIGHT THROW A GENERAL GLANCE IN MY DIRECTION 839 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:30,395 IN BETWEEN YOUR TORTURED TEEN ROMANCES 840 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:33,049 WITH WHATEVER JEN LINDLEY ROLLS INTO YOUR LIFE NEXT. 841 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:34,660 I CAN'T DO IT. 842 00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:36,531 JOEY, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM THIS. 843 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,203 I HAVE TO, DAWSON. 844 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,992 GOOD EVENING. 845 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,083 COME TO GLOAT? 846 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,825 NO. ACTUALLY, I JUST HAVE 847 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:11,523 A LOT OF EXPERIENCE AT BEING A LOSER. 848 00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:13,176 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME POINTERS, 849 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,265 SEEING AS THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME. 850 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,703 FIRST TIME. 851 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:21,097 MY BROTHER MATT IS ON THE NATIONAL TENNIS CIRCUIT. 852 00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,795 CAROLINE'S A PEDIATRICIAN. 853 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:26,712 JENNIFER'S A FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT ON CNN. 854 00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:31,107 ME, I CAN'T EVEN WIN A STUPID SMALL-TOWN BEAUTY PAGEANT. 855 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:33,719 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED THE MONEY. 856 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,982 ME, ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M STUCK LIVING AT HOME, 857 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,940 PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, 858 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:42,249 WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A BLIGHT ON MANKIND. 859 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,512 AREN'T WE A COUPLE OF BLACK SHEEP. 860 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,563 BY THE WAY, THAT WAS A REALLY 861 00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:54,043 BALLSY THING YOU DID IN THERE TONIGHT. 862 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,132 THANK YOU. 863 00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,485 YEAH. WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO GO AWAY TO SCHOOL, 864 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,443 BE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A WHILE. 865 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:07,448 I SPENT A TOTAL OF 23 DAYS AT HOME THIS YEAR. 866 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,581 LAST TIME I HAD A SCHOOL BREAK, 867 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:12,975 I CAME HOME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE. 868 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:16,544 SEEMS, UH, MY VACATION CREATED A SCHEDULING CONFLICT 869 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,807 IN MY PARENTS' SOCIAL CALENDAR. 870 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,505 YOU'RE KIDDING? 871 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,463 ROGER WILL SPEND MORE YEARS OF HIS LIFE 872 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,378 IN THAT HOUSE THAN I WILL. 873 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,032 WHICH ONE'S ROGER? 874 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:27,686 THE DOG. 875 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,297 [BOTH LAUGHING] 876 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,605 ALL RIGHT. 877 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,221 HEY. 878 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:43,876 HI. 879 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:48,010 SO HOW'D YOUR DEBUT AS A NEWSMAN TURN OUT? 880 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,883 UM...TURNS OUT IT'S GOING TO BE 881 00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,625 A BLIP ON THE 11:00 NEWS AFTER ALL. 882 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:02,938 THIS MAY SOUND LIKE IT'S COMING OUT OF THE BLUE, UM... 883 00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:07,334 THE TRUTH IS, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT MUCH ELSE LATELY, DAWSON. 884 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:13,122 LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE DIDN'T GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP MUCH OF A CHANCE... 885 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:19,215 OK. I DIDN'T GIVE IT MUCH OF A CHANCE. 886 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,827 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE YOU 887 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,264 A GOOD REASON FOR THE BREAKUP, BUT... 888 00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:26,527 TRUTH IS, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAD A GOOD REASON. 889 00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:33,273 IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME TO ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER CHANCE? 890 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,104 YOU'RE KIDDING? 891 00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:42,195 I COULDN'T BE MORE SERIOUS. 892 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:47,374 GOD, JEN. 893 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:50,116 WOW, UH... 894 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,727 I GUESS I AM TOO LATE. 895 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,642 IT'S JUST THAT, UM... 896 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,603 YOU KNOW, NOW'S... 897 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,735 REALLY NOT THE BEST TIME. 898 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:04,043 I DON'T KNOW. I GOTTA... 899 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:10,005 I GOT SOME THINGS I GOTTA FIGURE OUT FIRST. 900 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,659 OK. 901 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,141 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. 902 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,840 HOW COULD I EVER FORGET? 903 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,585 GOOD NIGHT, DAWSON. 904 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,282 GOOD NIGHT, JEN.