1 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,103 Elsa, open the door! Please! Please! 2 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,192 You are such a wuss. 3 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,445 You rot. That's it. It's over. 4 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,282 -No, you don't. -Give it to me. Give it to me. 5 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,953 -That movie sucks. -Don't you dare. That movie rules. 6 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,080 Yeah, right. Next. 7 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:41,751 I don't like watching horror movies that are loaded with Cheez Whiz. 8 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:45,546 Forgive me, Roger Ebert, but I figured in honor of Friday the 13th tomorrow... 9 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,381 ...a horror marathon was mandatory. 10 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,549 It's tired, Dawson. 11 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:52,470 Just like these movies. You have this fascination with the dark side. 12 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,555 You enjoy scaring people, in particular, me. 13 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,559 I love the adrenaline rush. Horror films provide positive examples... 14 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,687 ...of ordinary people overcoming their worst fears and conquering evil. 15 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,564 Save it for film class, Dawson. 16 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:08,486 These movies are unnecessarily violent and pointless to society. 17 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,737 Prude. 18 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,739 --that issue later in this newscast. 19 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:15,659 There's enough evil in the world without having to re-create it on film. 20 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:19,997 I mean, I don't need to watch some stupid man in a mask slice up girls. 21 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,833 The world's already a scary place. 22 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:26,378 Authorities fear the Lady Killer has struck again. 23 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,840 The body of 18-year-old Amanda Ferris was found in Boston... 24 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:34,553 ...believed to be now the fifth victim of the serial killer.... 25 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,555 See? See what I mean? 26 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,558 Case in point. Why do we need to have these horror movies... 27 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:43,354 ...to remind us of how sick and demented the world really is? 28 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,980 You talk big, Joey... 29 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:48,484 ...and your argument is solid, but it's deflecting the real issue. 30 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,652 Which is? 31 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,863 You are a grade-A, 100-percent scaredy-cat wuss. 32 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,534 Chew on it, I swear. Watch something else. 33 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:02,081 Does that make me a bad person? All I know is that I found someone... 34 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,332 Better. 35 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,460 ...who was charming and not so nice to me and he died, okay? 36 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:10,631 So why should I let this guy go when everything in my body... 37 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,260 ...says that this one is the one. 38 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:18,556 Okay, Dawson, where are you? Where did you go? 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,768 Dawson? You're not scaring me, here. You're not. 40 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,062 Dawson? 41 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,565 Dawson, you're so predictable, I swear. 42 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,859 You're just like your movies. 43 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,612 No, I think you're the one who's predictable. 44 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,947 Dawson! 45 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,825 Come on. 46 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,171 You can tell me, Dawson. What's your evil plan? 47 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,840 -What are you talking about? -It's Friday the 13th. 48 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,384 It's your favorite night and your parents are gone. 49 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:41,513 What villain you going as? Michael Myers or Norman Bates' mother? 50 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,975 It's not gonna happen tonight. No more life imitating movies for me. 51 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,977 Wait a minute. What did I just hear? 52 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:50,314 I'm done trying to turn my life into some exciting movie... 53 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,859 ...because you know what? I'll only end up getting disappointed. 54 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,364 Like when I started seeing Jen, I thought: 55 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,867 "From now on everything's gonna be some big epic romance... 56 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:05,746 ...where I'm tortured and romantic, with some big happy ending." 57 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,207 Wasn't that at all. 58 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,752 The characters were flawed and uninspired. 59 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:15,839 The love scenes were amateurish, to say the least. 60 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,717 And the ending was definitely not happy. 61 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,470 It wasn't even tragic. It just ended. 62 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,847 What are you trying to say, Dawson? 63 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:27,810 It's Friday the 13th. We got a killer within striking distance of Capeside. 64 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,604 You're just gonna treat this like every other night? 65 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:34,858 No midnight séance? No corpses falling out of the cupboard? 66 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,735 Nope. 67 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,071 Bummer, man. 68 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,325 Sucker. 69 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,205 Hey, Jen? 70 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,750 Hi, Cliff. What are you doing here? This isn't your class. 71 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,836 You wanna go out tonight? 72 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,589 -Well, that's abrupt. -I'm kind of under the bell here. 73 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,800 Look.... 74 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:04,013 I'm kind of down on the dating thing after what happened last time, so.... 75 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,307 Because the guy you dated wasn't any fun. 76 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,852 What are you talking about? Dawson's fun. 77 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:14,857 He's probably the most original and imaginative date on the planet. 78 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,569 If that's how you feel, how come you're not going out now? 79 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,655 Long story, Cliff. 80 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:24,033 All right, what about tonight? 81 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,868 Well.... 82 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,454 Yeah, why not? I mean.... 83 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,499 I guess my social life has been a little depleted lately, so.... 84 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,419 -So, what time? -I'll pick you up at 7. 85 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,879 Oh, my God! 86 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:41,633 Yeah. Let me guess. Dawson, huh? 87 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:47,264 -Dead Dawson. -The guy does have a sense of humor. 88 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,641 I have humor. 89 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,853 I know. I know you do. 90 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:54,855 I'm never late. 91 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:58,901 -I'll-- Sorry. I'll see you later? -Yeah. 92 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,490 Thanks. 93 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,867 My brother's in the know because he's a cop. 94 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:10,871 He says the victims are all young girls around your age, Joey. 95 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,416 The killer apparently stalks his victims with letters and phone calls... 96 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,877 ...before he takes a knife and cuts out their heart. 97 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:20,005 -No way. -I'm not joking. He collects hearts. 98 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:23,008 It's not on the news because it's morbid, but it's true. 99 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,844 It's sad. The guy's really just looking for love. 100 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:30,224 Yeah. I'm sure that will be his defense when they find him. 101 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,850 If they find him, Joey. 102 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:36,855 He attacks in 100-mile increments. That makes Capeside his next target. 103 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:40,859 You never know where he could be. He could be behind you right now. 104 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,152 Boo! 105 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:47,074 Dawson, stop it! You're gonna send me to the rubber room. 106 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,868 -You love it and you know it. -Okay. 107 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:53,956 Séance tonight at my house. This one is gonna blow your minds. 108 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,166 What about "no more life imitating movies"? 109 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,169 Well, let's just say that old habits die hard. 110 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,964 And old friends die even harder. 111 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:06,593 -So, what have you got planned? -I think your heart can handle it. 112 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,137 Hey. 113 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,763 So is everybody in? 114 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,851 I kind of made plans with Cliff tonight. I can't come. 115 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,353 Oh, really? 116 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,689 -Does that bother you? -Should it? 117 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,233 -I don't know. -No, it doesn't bother me. 118 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,610 Does it bother you that it doesn't bother me? 119 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,737 -Should it? -I don't know. 120 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:32,452 -No, that doesn't bother me. -Well, glad nobody's bothered. 121 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,165 Oh, God! 122 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,042 Thanks, Dawson. Thanks for giving me a break. 123 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,879 Okay. That was sly. You dog. 124 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,632 -Well, what, don't I get a scare? -What do you mean? 125 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:49,261 I mean, you scared Joey and Pacey. We're still friends, right? 126 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:53,348 Yeah, I just figured you weren't into scary stuff. 127 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,852 Well, I mean, I'm not, really. It's just that I.... 128 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,855 -What? -Nothing. 129 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,232 -Have fun tonight. -We will. 130 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,525 See you later. 131 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:13,869 Pacey, you're such a jerk. So gross. 132 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:19,208 John Carpenter's use of light and dark was very reminiscent of early...? 133 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,876 -Hitchcock? -Hitchcock. 134 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:25,088 In Halloween, he would fill the frame so that you were always on guard. 135 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:29,218 He'd frame the actors so there was something in the frame with them. 136 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:34,348 Sometimes it was only a tree branch. Then again, that was the mastery. 137 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,143 That concludes our special Friday the 13th discussion. 138 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:42,314 We return to David Lean on Monday. Until then.... 139 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,235 -Dawson. Hey, wait up. -What's up? 140 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,112 Quick question. I hate to do this, but I need a favor. 141 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,865 -What? -Actually, I need some advice. 142 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:56,161 I'm taking Jen out. I feel like this is my last shot and I wanna go for it. 143 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,413 Where do you think I should take her? 144 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,875 -I'm gonna stay out of this. -Come on. Help me out. 145 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,878 I want the evening to be incredible. You know Jen. 146 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:08,924 What does she like? I want it to be imaginative and original. 147 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,927 According to her, you're the expert on all that junk. 148 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:15,055 She said that? What exactly did she say? 149 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:18,100 I need your help. Where should I take her? What does she want? 150 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:22,271 What does anybody want, Cliff? She wants to have fun. 151 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:26,942 That's too broad. I know my definition of fun, but I'm not so sure of Jen's. 152 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:32,531 -Let me think. -Think. We like think. Think is good. 153 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,299 Oh, God! God, you scared me! 154 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,759 Look at this. 155 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,595 -Where did you get that? -I don't know. I think.... 156 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,890 You know what? I bet that Dawson put this in my locker. 157 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,892 Well, how do you know it was Dawson? 158 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,395 Oh, come on. This reeks of Dawson. 159 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,939 Don't worry, I'll protect you. See you later? 160 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,859 -Yeah. Where are we going tonight? -It's a surprise. 161 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:13,572 But I promise it's gonna be incredibly original and unpredictable. 162 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,050 -Hello? -Hello? 163 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:34,885 Who is this? 164 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:38,055 You tell me your name, and I'll tell you mine. 165 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:45,520 Okay, Dawson, I got your note. I feel very "part of." Thank you. 166 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,147 Now you can stop. 167 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,566 Who's Dawson? 168 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,069 All right. Yeah, I saw this movie. 169 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,279 So tell me your name. 170 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,281 Drew Barrymore. 171 00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:00,827 Wanna play? Let's cut to the chase. What's your favorite scary movie? 172 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,872 Friday the 13th. What's yours? 173 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,249 Ten Commandments. Don't ask. 174 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,877 So, are you the famed Lady Killer? 175 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,881 Are you waiting outside on a cellular to cut my heart out? 176 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,883 Maybe. 177 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,429 Yeah, well, free advice, all right? Find a better heart. 178 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,515 Mine's a little dented. 179 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,892 Did somebody hurt you? 180 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:27,437 No. It's completely self-inflicted. 181 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,106 I'm sorry. 182 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,899 Me too. 183 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,901 Well, maybe I can help. 184 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,446 All right, Dawson, this is as far as we need to go with this one. 185 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,825 Once again, who's Dawson? 186 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,953 All right, where are you, outside? 187 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:47,082 That would be too predictable. I'm far closer than that. 188 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,836 -That's enough. All right. -Why don't you search the house? 189 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,505 Dawson, you didn't sneak into the house, did you? 190 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,757 Because you are lucky my Grams isn't here. 191 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,844 This guy Dawson sounds like a real loser. 192 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,889 Well, he's not, all right? A little out there, but in a good way. 193 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,392 How's your grandfather? 194 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,895 You know, Dawson.... 195 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:13,191 Dawson, hiding in my Gramps' bedroom is really, really low. 196 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,114 Okay. All right. You got me now. 197 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,367 I'm officially scared. You can come out. 198 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,875 Where are you? 199 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:34,171 Whatever you do, Jennifer, don't look under the bed. 200 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,964 Gramps. 201 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:47,809 Okay. You know what, Dawson? This is no longer funny, okay? 202 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,395 Stop calling me Dawson. 203 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,398 -Who are you? -Guess. 204 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,905 Who's there? 205 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,908 I said, who's there?! 206 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,838 -Oh, God! -Jennifer! It's only me. 207 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:21,051 Couldn't find my front door key. Who's on the phone, dear? 208 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,720 Who is this? 209 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,680 Soon, Jennifer. 210 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,432 Soon. 211 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,745 -Too late. Saw it. -Saw what? 212 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,915 One of your shady pranks you have in store for us tonight. 213 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,042 I don't know what you're talking about. 214 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,878 If you're referring to my childhood fascination with fear... 215 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,713 ...I've matured in the last year. 216 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,800 -Right. So, what's behind the couch? -Nothing. 217 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,677 -Come on. Let me see. -It's nothing. 218 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:08,473 Don't push me. And don't think you fooled me with your innocent... 219 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,101 ...puppy dog, "Who, me? I'm Richie Cunningham" act. 220 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:15,897 -I know it's a con. I'm onto you. -Then you have nothing to fear. 221 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,192 -Here's Pacey. Come on. Let's go. -Where? 222 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,070 The store. We have to cater the evening. 223 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,991 I hate riding with him. He's a menace on the road. 224 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,412 You ain't hallucinating. Pacey's got the Jeep. Can I hear you say "yeah"? 225 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,998 Can I hear you say, "Oh, yeah"? 226 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,000 I am so against this. 227 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:39,879 I'm a good driver. You got nothing to worry about. Get in the bus, Gus. 228 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,820 -You are the world's worst driver. -I'm not hearing that, Dawson. 229 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,572 -Can you watch the car, Jo? -Why? 230 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,365 Well... 231 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,908 ...I can't really turn it off. 232 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,911 I can, but it's a hassle, because I don't have the keys. 233 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:16,041 -Oh, yeah. I forget. You steal it. -Hey, you borrow from family. 234 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,376 You never steal. 235 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,340 -Who do you think you are? -Shut up. 236 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,468 -You do not own me! -Don't touch me! 237 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,679 -You're crazy, you know that?! -Get out of my face, wench! 238 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,556 Oh, I got your face, wench! 239 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,060 -Should we do something? -It's a domestic squabble. Back off. 240 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,064 Hey! Let go-- Stop it! Let go of me! 241 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,483 Hey! Hey! Hey! 242 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,736 -Where do you think you're going?! -None of your damn business! 243 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,864 -I'm gone. -You're puke, you know that?! 244 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,867 You two-cent lowlife! I hate you! 245 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,535 Jerk! 246 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,875 Hi, boys. 247 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,254 Having a party? 248 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,048 Yeah, we are. 249 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,343 Is it a milk-and-cookies kind of a party? 250 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,347 -It doesn't have to be. -Don't tell me you're not 21. 251 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,433 Almost, you know? Just another couple weeks. 252 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,353 You want me to score you a bottle of wine? 253 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,357 Yeah, that would be great. 254 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,781 Not gonna pay for that first? 255 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,409 And take all the fun out of it? 256 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,911 I'll see you outside. 257 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,636 Oh, my God. 258 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,391 -Hi there. -Hi. 259 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,727 -What's your name? -Joey. 260 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,313 Hi, Joey. I'm David. I'm a little lost. 261 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,900 I was on my way to Providence. I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. 262 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,737 Providence? You're more than a little lost. 263 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,114 Maybe you can point me in the right direction. 264 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:15,201 Sure. You just take Elm Street, which is this street right here... 265 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,372 ...and you take it a few miles until you hit the highway. 266 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,917 Oh, I'm sorry. Was I staring? 267 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,129 It's just that you have the most intense eyes. 268 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,381 Has anyone ever told you that? 269 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,759 They're really piercing. 270 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,552 Thanks. 271 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,847 God, I'm so tired. I've been on the road all day. 272 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,893 -Is there a hotel around here? -Yeah. Actually, not too far. 273 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,395 I don't know this area at all. 274 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,899 How about you? Do you live nearby? 275 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,234 What's going on? 276 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,070 You need something? 277 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,699 No, sport. I don't. 278 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,620 Thanks for your help, Joey. 279 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,747 Good luck. 280 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,006 Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers? 281 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,342 That guy could be the Lady Killer. 282 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,219 He was lost. He needed directions. 283 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,430 Oh, please, Joey. That's the oldest trick in the book. 284 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:21,017 Next thing you know, you're in the woods with a rope around your neck. 285 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,435 You are so paranoid. 286 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:26,189 But serial killers are typically white males in their 20s. 287 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,440 Hello. 288 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:31,528 -It's the '90s. You gotta be careful. -Whatever. 289 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,408 -Here you go, sweetie. -Excellent. 290 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,703 Cabernet sauvignon. My favorite. 291 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,957 You know, my buddy's having a séance over at his house... 292 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,544 ...and I was just wondering if you'd like to come along. 293 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,921 -Ursula! -I'd love to. 294 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,757 -Get in the car, Ursula. -Where are your wheels? 295 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,717 Over there. 296 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,101 -Where do you think you're going? -Lock the doors! 297 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,020 -Go, Pacey! -Open this door, now. 298 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,065 -Get out here. -All right, all right. 299 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,900 Loser! 300 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,282 Cliff. 7:00, right on the dot. 301 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,951 -I never keep a lady waiting. -Are you Clifford Elliot? 302 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,203 Hello. I found this mail on your porch. 303 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748 Oh, thank you, Clifford. I've heard a lot about you. 304 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,917 Quarterback, top of the honor roll... 305 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,545 ...and I see you at the First Church of the Nazarene. 306 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,921 Grams, you're drooling. 307 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,340 Doesn't our little Jennifer look pretty tonight? 308 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,552 -Yes, ma'am, she does. -Goodbye, Grams. 309 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,930 You two kids have fun now and have her home by midnight... 310 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,932 ...or she'll turn into a pumpkin. 311 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,561 Okay, I will, I promise. I'll take good care of her. 312 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,732 She likes you. 313 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:54,152 -Not a good sign. -Oh, really? 314 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,072 You know, it's kind of chilly. Maybe I should go get my jacket. 315 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,075 Actually, we're not going that far. Just a hundred feet. 316 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,870 -Where are we going? -Dawson's. He's having a séance. 317 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,705 Won't that be killer? 318 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,461 It's a nice house. 319 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,297 Caramel corn. 320 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,509 Oh, my God. 321 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,722 Who did that?! 322 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,517 -Dawson. Too easy. -It's all right. I love to be scared. 323 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,604 My boyfriend, Eddie, scares the goop out of me. 324 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,982 -I can imagine. -I need a drink. 325 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,652 Everybody help yourself. 326 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,865 So thanks for the phone call. 327 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,493 What phone call? Was I supposed to call you? 328 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,037 Yeah, and the note in my locker. Nice touch. 329 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,082 It was a bit harsh, but you do strive for realism. 330 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,917 What note? What phone call? 331 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,962 Don't play dumb with me. I know you're trying to scare me. 332 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,922 No, I'm not. Why would I do that? 333 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,925 Because it's what you do. It's Friday the 13th-- 334 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:04,847 But this is it. Fake snakes. I'm sorry I didn't plan anything specific for you. 335 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,933 I didn't think you'd get into it. 336 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,314 Okay. Nothing here. 337 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,110 Got a corkscrew? It's not cold, so we'll need some ice. 338 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,787 It's like a fun house in here. 339 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:35,044 Thanks. Joey, could you get the séance book? It's in the hall closet. 340 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,760 Hey, man, thanks for having me over. This is perfect. 341 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,054 -You think? -It's the most original first date. 342 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,933 How many guys would bring a girl to their ex-boyfriend's house? 343 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,143 It's classic. 344 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:53,354 I think she's really warming up to me, man. 345 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,690 Congratulations. 346 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,526 Joey, is it just me, or is this too weird for words? 347 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,195 I mean, I'm on a date, and I end up here? 348 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:04,198 -Come on. Whose idea was this? -Cliff's? 349 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:08,745 No, no. He's not that inventive. This is definitely the work of Dawson. 350 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,872 You think? 351 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:27,263 Spirits, are you with us? 352 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,933 Spirits, come to us. 353 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:34,187 -Ursula, are you a spirit goddess? -I channel from time to time. 354 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:37,398 I have a few sister spirits that occupy my body occasionally. 355 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,358 Dionne and LaToya? 356 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,821 You know what we should do? Let's channel the Lady Killer victims. 357 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,784 They'd ID the guy. We could get the reward money. That'd be sweet. 358 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,994 Did you guys know he likes to stalk his victims? 359 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,580 Usually through notes and calls at first. 360 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,373 -Really? -Yeah. 361 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,834 That's how he got that girl in North Carolina. 362 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:59,253 He sent notes, then followed her home from school. 363 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,255 He would peep through her window. 364 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,383 And then he'd call, pretending to be someone else. 365 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,804 That's creepy. You got a call, didn't you? 366 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:10,181 -Somebody called you? -Yes, and his name is Dawson. 367 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,141 Jen, I swear I didn't call you. 368 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,811 Why don't you finish the story? 369 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:18,898 -But you don't like scary stuff. -I have a contradicting personality. 370 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,944 -Just continue. -Okay. 371 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,906 So he called her and learned that she'd be home alone that night. 372 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,784 She lived in a town where nobody locked their doors. 373 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,787 He disconnected her electricity, cut off her phone... 374 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,915 ...walked through the front door, up her stairs, into her bedroom... 375 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:40,461 ...while she was sleeping and cut out her heart in one clean sweep. 376 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,133 He uses a long, lacerating scalpel, so they think he might be a doctor. 377 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,885 -Know what makes that story scary? -It's true. 378 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:52,223 You think that stuff never happens, but then it always does. 379 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,225 I've got a story. 380 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,893 It's true too. 381 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,272 A woman with a newborn goes out to the country to pick blueberries. 382 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,858 She leaves the baby in the back in his car seat... 383 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,777 ...with the door open so she can hear him if he cries. 384 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,072 She goes out in the blueberry patch, and after about a half an hour... 385 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:11,367 ...she realizes she hasn't heard a peep from the baby. 386 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,912 She runs back to the car. 387 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,874 A huge snake has crawled down the throat of the baby... 388 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,084 ...its tail wagging out. 389 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,298 So in major shock, she reaches in, yanks the snake out... 390 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,926 ...and along with it, comes all the baby's insides. 391 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,721 That's not scary, that's disgusting. 392 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,265 -It's nasty. -Poor baby. 393 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,436 I have a scary story. 394 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,856 There's this young kid, this boy... 395 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,901 ...who goes to this convenience store and picks up this woman. 396 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:48,946 She's wild, you know, a little crazy. But pretty. 397 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:53,743 He takes her to his friend's house, where they're having fun and games. 398 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:58,331 And what none of them know is that this woman is a little ill. 399 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,333 You know, like, in the head. 400 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,753 The result of years of abuse. 401 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:09,342 And that, in her purse, she carries this great, big knife. 402 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,429 Because sometimes, just for fun... 403 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:19,310 ...she likes to slice open throats and see how far the blood will spurt. 404 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,952 What the hell?! This freaks me out. 405 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:39,622 -Dawson, turn the lights back on. -I didn't do it. It's a blackout. 406 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,042 Really? A blackout during our séance. How coincidental, Dawson. 407 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:45,962 I think I'll call the electrical company. 408 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:53,177 -Imagine that. The phone's dead. -Don't look at me. 409 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,264 Great! No phones, no electricity. Maybe it's the Lady Killer. 410 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,057 Maybe it's doofus Dawson. 411 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:01,310 The joke's over, because I'm getting a little spooked here. 412 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,271 -Are the doors locked? -Check them. 413 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:07,900 Joey and Pacey, check the front door. Jen and Cliff, get some flashlights. 414 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,404 Hey, where are you going? 415 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,699 -To check the fuse box. Stay there. -No, I'm coming with you. 416 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,950 Okay. 417 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:20,204 -He's got you. You're so scared. -No, I'm not. 418 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,958 Please. Quit tripping out. This is just Dawson up to his old tricks. 419 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,962 -There's no psychopath in this house. -Yes, there is, and you brought her. 420 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,549 Don't you remember what happened with Tamara? This could be worse. 421 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,135 Your bizarre mother complex will get us all killed. 422 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:37,596 I think she's kind of sexy. She's into me, don't you think? 423 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,558 She's a nut case. The story about the knife in her purse? 424 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,894 Face it, Pacey. You have the worst taste in women. 425 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,939 And coming from you, that really hurts. 426 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,984 -What's that supposed to mean? -What about your taste? 427 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,279 You'll go to your grave pining away for your best friend. 428 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:57,074 A guy who's so oblivious, he doesn't have a clue that you lust after him. 429 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:01,078 -I don't lust after him. -Right. Denial, denial. 430 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,544 Should we check it out? 431 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,921 Yeah. Go for it. 432 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,477 You're not scared, are you? 433 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,563 No. 434 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,947 Cliff? 435 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,577 Cliff. 436 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,956 -God, you scared me. -Sorry. 437 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,586 Man! For a second, I thought you were that psycho woman. 438 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,963 She's a trip, isn't she? 439 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,967 -I think we're being set up. -What do you mean? 440 00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:00,388 Come on. I'm sure something will come flying out of the closet: 441 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,973 Snakes, a bloody corpse.... 442 00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:17,571 Well, so much for your theory. 443 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,663 See? What did I tell you? Dawson has been doing this to me all day. 444 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:29,792 First, that note in my locker, the phone calls at my house.... 445 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,795 -How do you know it was him? -Who else? 446 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,298 What if Dawson had nothing to do with it? I mean, what if...? 447 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:40,344 What if there is some psychopath following you around trying to kill you? 448 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,684 It's cold in here. Here. Take this. 449 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,955 What did you think, I was gonna pull a knife on you? 450 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:10,541 No. Of course not. 451 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,751 I don't stab people. 452 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,671 I take a pistol and I shoot them in the head. 453 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,966 I'm just playing with you, sweetie. 454 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,804 -You're a good actress. -It's funny you say that. 455 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:26,682 For a while, I thought I might go out to Hollywood. 456 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:27,975 Then, I don't know... 457 00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:29,977 ...I met Eddie. 458 00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:35,399 -The guy from the parking lot? -Yeah, he's a lunatic, that guy. 459 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,942 He's been in the pen. 460 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,944 -What for? -Assault and battery. 461 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:42,281 He took this guy's head and shoved it into a wall. 462 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,367 The guy's eyeball was dangling from its socket. 463 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,786 He's a monster. 464 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,289 But he's my monster. 465 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,626 You know, love is a really complicated bitch. 466 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,379 -You can say that again. -See? I knew you had an issue. 467 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:01,258 I have this...extra-circular... sensory thing. 468 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,929 Like, you just broke up with a certain girl that's inside. 469 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,181 I felt the emotion. But don't you worry. 470 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,141 She loves you back. 471 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:12,102 -What do you know about it? -I know that she wants you. 472 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,940 You have been scaring her all night, so it's obvious you want her. 473 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,984 I haven't scared her once tonight. I've been scaring Joey. 474 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,861 Yeah, the brunette. Cute, feisty. 475 00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:25,115 -The two of you will work out. -Jen's my ex-girlfriend, not Joey. 476 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,118 -Then you're dating the wrong girl. -No. 477 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,622 Joey and I have this intense friendship. Nothing more. 478 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,751 We've got that extrasensory canal thing you were talking about. 479 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:42,758 I don't get this. I set it on a timer so that it would go off right at 11. 480 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,469 -So the blackout was a stunt? -Yeah, but the fuse box. 481 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,972 It's like someone's come along and jammed it. 482 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,183 What was that? 483 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,853 Let's get back inside. 484 00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:00,484 -Where you been? -Trying to get the lights on. 485 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,903 -Where's Joey? -She went to look for you. 486 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,030 You let her go by herself? 487 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,949 Hey, Joey! 488 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,952 Joey! 489 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,956 Joey? 490 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,255 Joey! 491 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,924 Oh, my God! Joey! 492 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,467 Joey, talk to me. 493 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,273 Joey. 494 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,108 Funny. Very funny. 495 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,986 -Got you, Dawson. -That was lame. 496 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,655 That was really lame. 497 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,700 Come on. You can dish it out, but you can't take it? 498 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,828 The scare is different. I give you rubber snakes, not Joey dead. 499 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,622 -There's a difference. -Boo-hoo. 500 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,041 It was Jen's idea, and quite frankly, a good one. 501 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:58,959 Jen, it was your idea? 502 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,129 Your notes and calls were a little more than rubber appliances. 503 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:05,007 They were very real and very scary, I might add. 504 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:08,927 I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't send you notes or call you. 505 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,430 Are you serious? 506 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:22,024 You look me straight in the face and tell me you didn't try to spook me. 507 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:25,235 -I didn't try to spook you. -Say, "Honest to God." 508 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,655 You don't believe in God. 509 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:32,034 -Well, then, who did? -The Lady Killer. I don't know, Jen! 510 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:34,703 -And why didn't you? -What? 511 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:38,290 Why didn't you try to scare me? Don't I rank with you anymore? 512 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,125 Jen, you broke up with me. 513 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:45,255 You don't want anything to do with me, so I kind of crossed you off the list. 514 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,592 Then, why did you even invite us to your house? 515 00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:51,720 I don't know. 516 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:53,555 Help Cliff out. 517 00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:58,977 Maybe attempt to get over you. 518 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,979 Or watch over me? 519 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:07,361 I really don't like the way things are, Jen. 520 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,333 -Not a good idea! No. -No. No. 521 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,253 -No. I should go. -Okay. 522 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:28,507 But, you know, Dawson, whatever's going on between us, I.... 523 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:32,594 I don't want you crossing me off any more of your lists, okay? 524 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,805 Consider yourself uncrossed. 525 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:39,977 -So scare me next time, all right? -Don't worry. I got you covered. 526 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,990 So are you scared? 527 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:56,618 I am peeing in my pants. 528 00:33:58,996 --> 00:33:59,955 You know... 529 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:03,917 ...I may look young but I have been with older women before. 530 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,713 Did you hear that? 531 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,841 There's someone in those bushes. 532 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,596 You bitch, you! 533 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,974 Stay away from me! Pacey, get him! Come on! 534 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,977 -I'm gonna kill you! -Has anybody seen Jen--? 535 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,899 -I'm gonna kill the both of you! -Promises! Promises! 536 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:30,486 Pacey will tear you apart! He's my new man, and he'll protect me! 537 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,821 -Don't tell him that. -What's going on? 538 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:35,699 -Her boyfriend's outside. -He's really pissed! 539 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:38,076 -I'm gonna call the police, Eddie! -No, you won't! 540 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:40,621 Yes, I will! I'm gonna call them right now! 541 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:44,833 No can do. I disconnected the phone line out back. 542 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,547 He's lost it. I'm getting out of here. 543 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,594 -He's looking for a way in. -Lock the doors! 544 00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,513 Go, go. 545 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,980 -What's he doing, climbing the walls? -He's strong, but he's no Spider-Man. 546 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:09,942 -He's climbing the ladder. -He'll climb through your window. 547 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,069 Go to Jen's. Call Doug. Get help. 548 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,325 The window's open. 549 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,369 He's in. 550 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,334 -You trying to take my woman? -No, sir, not at all. 551 00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,294 Say goodbye! 552 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,841 You're dead. 553 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:40,013 Stop it! Stop it! Hey! Get off of him! 554 00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:42,224 Get off of him! Eddie? 555 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,935 -Talk to me, sweetie. -I'm sorry, baby. 556 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:48,397 Eddie, are you okay? I'm gonna take you home, sweetie. 557 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,901 -I love you, Ursula. -I love you. 558 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:55,070 I'm gonna get us the hell out of here! 559 00:35:57,447 --> 00:36:00,200 These kids are weird! 560 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:04,204 Sorry about the damage. I work at the bowling alley. 561 00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:08,000 If you come down, I'll give you a discount on your shoes. 562 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,586 Thanks. 563 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,674 Well, that was a complete nightmare. 564 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,051 I thought you liked to be scared, though. 565 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,971 Wrong. There is nothing I like less. 566 00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:24,933 Are you sure? I mean, it's just not what Dawson said. 567 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:26,894 What do you mean? 568 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:29,229 You know how I feel about you, right? 569 00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:32,441 I mean, do you know how I feel about you? 570 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,653 I like you. I think.... I think you're great. 571 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,697 Thanks, Cliff. 572 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:40,657 I think you're great too. 573 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:45,037 -No, you don't. -No. I do. I think you're a sweet guy. 574 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:48,916 I just got the feeling that you like Dawson because he's so creative... 575 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:52,002 ...and maybe you think I'm stiff or unimaginative or not unique. 576 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,129 No. I don't think that at all. 577 00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:57,382 Well, so I went to Dawson. I asked his advice. 578 00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,551 You asked Dawson's advice? 579 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,304 He told me you like to be scared... 580 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:05,432 ...and if I got you all worked up, that you'd be impressed. 581 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:09,728 Wait a minute, you're the one that called me this afternoon. 582 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:13,857 And the notes. You're the one that sent the notes. 583 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,986 -Dawson told you to do this. -No. I came up with that on my own. 584 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:19,988 It's pretty cool, huh? 585 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,366 Cliff.... 586 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:23,909 You know what? 587 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:28,163 To be honest with you, I'm not in the market for a boyfriend now. 588 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,999 My love life has kind of crashed and burned... 589 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,127 ...and I'm just picking up the pieces. 590 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:39,174 But if I were, I'd want you to be yourself. Not some Dawson knockoff. 591 00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:44,096 I guess that's pretty stupid. Me trying to be original by copying somebody. 592 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,432 Yeah. 593 00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:11,748 Well, looks like we're here. 594 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,254 You think I could give you a good-night kiss? 595 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,382 You know-- 596 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:26,138 -Sorry. -That's okay, Grams. 597 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,974 No. Go right ahead. Didn't mean to interrupt. 598 00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:31,018 -Hello, Clifford. -Hello, ma'am. 599 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:35,981 -I'll be right in. -No, no. Don't hurry. Take your time. 600 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:42,487 I think my Grams has the hots for you. You interested? 601 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,866 Well, I kind of have a crush on somebody else. 602 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,203 Good night, Cliff. 603 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,132 Good night, Grams. 604 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,552 I really like that Clifford Elliot. Good stock. 605 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:09,473 Yeah, he's very nice. I'm just gonna go hit the sack. 606 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,100 You have some mail, dear. 607 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,824 What is it, dear? 608 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,997 Actually, Grams, it's for you. 609 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,832 Good night. 610 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:45,092 I scared you pretty bad with this baby. 611 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:49,346 -Yeah, but not as bad as I scared you. -I wasn't scared. 612 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:53,683 I saw the look on your face when you saw me tumble out of the closet. 613 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,020 I don't know. 614 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:02,859 I thought maybe for a second you might even be sad if I died. 615 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,197 Joey, that's ridiculous. 616 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:10,659 You wouldn't be sad? Thanks. 617 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:15,914 Are you kidding? God, I would be inconsolable. 618 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,000 Joey, if you died.... 619 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,877 God, I.... 620 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,964 I don't know what I would do. 621 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,844 That's the worst possible thing I could imagine. 622 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:38,019 What about me? 623 00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:44,025 Would you shed any tears if I died? 624 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,162 So you sleeping over? 625 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:58,748 Do you mind? 626 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,626 All this mayhem has really spooked me out. 627 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,712 -It was fun, though, wasn't it? -Yeah. 628 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,089 But Friday the 13th's over... 629 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:09,301 ...so no more brushes with death, okay? 630 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:14,014 Can we just go to sleep and pretend the world's a happy place to live? 631 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,349 Okay, Joey. 632 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:23,023 Cute. Cute. 633 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,991 Authorities believe they have arrested the murderer known as the Lady Killer. 634 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:38,705 Identified as David Blancher, the suspect was found in Capeside. 635 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,959 Officers found evidence in his car linking him with the murders... 636 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,379 ...that have terrorized the Eastern Seaboard for the past few months. 637 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:50,800 We'll bring you more information on the arrest in our full report. 638 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,261 -Bob? -And now in other local news....