1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,469 Dawson, the neighbor girl dumped you. 2 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:14,557 -No one died. Just get over it. -Forty-eight hours ago. 3 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,393 I haven't exceeded the statute of limitations on angst. 4 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,980 It's not a matter of time, it's a matter of degree. 5 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,983 You haven't eaten, and you just stare at Jen's house. 6 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,694 And I've seen you at school. You spy. It's twisted. 7 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,573 I'm almost afraid to ask what movie you brought back tonight. 8 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:33,617 -Sid and Nancy. -See? 9 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:36,078 Your problem is that you're getting off on this. 10 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:38,581 It's tough to come up with moping strategies... 11 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,917 ...when everything I'm about is exactly what turned her off. 12 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,879 It's not like I can learn to dance or get a new haircut. 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:48,299 She dumped you, not your belief system. 14 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,635 She rejected romance, honesty and respect. 15 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:54,513 Every time I see Billy, I'm reminded of that. 16 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:57,308 Well, everything reminds you of her. 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,101 Well...? 18 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:03,105 You've known her for 3 months. How can everything remind you of her? 19 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:07,485 I don't know, Joey. I can't explain it. It just does. 20 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,571 Fine. 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,407 Let's just watch the movie. 22 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,036 This conversation is becoming far too disturbing. 23 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:03,601 Grams, have you seen my green shirt? I think it needs ironing. 24 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:08,606 Oh, yes, dear. I thought I saw it in your closet. 25 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,983 You left it on the dresser. 26 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:17,948 Jennifer, would you come up, please? And bring the telephone. 27 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:21,160 -And you would be...? -Quite comfortable, thanks. 28 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,121 -I want a name. -Billy. 29 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,290 Billy. 30 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:29,543 Oh, yes, I've heard about you before. 31 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,795 Okay, I got the phone-- 32 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,466 -What are you doing here? -Word's out you dropped Dawson. 33 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,552 I thought you might be looking for a suitable replacement. 34 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:42,723 If he's not out of here in two minutes, I'm calling the National Guard. 35 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:46,477 And then I would like a serious word with you. 36 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,062 Great to meet you. 37 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,815 I thought you were leaving. 38 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:56,236 You know, my car was packed, and I really was, Jenny. 39 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,823 But then word trickled down, and I thought it might be better... 40 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,617 ...to stick around a little longer. 41 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,829 Why don't I clarify things for you. Just because Dawson and I are on hiatus... 42 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,958 ...doesn't mean there's some vacancy I'm looking to fill. 43 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,044 Let's just say there happened to be this guy. 44 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,547 Some guy you had an intense connection with. 45 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,717 Well, then I might think you'd be open to the possibility, right? 46 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,552 I'd have to say no. 47 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:24,598 But I'd also like to add "not a chance" and "never again." 48 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,900 You used to be fun, you know that? 49 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,903 No. I used to be weak and vulnerable. 50 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,619 Next time you alter your personality, let me know in advance. 51 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:47,705 It'll save me gas money. 52 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,600 I'm beginning to doubt your sincerity when you say you're leaving. 53 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,686 Hey, just the man I was looking for. 54 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,896 What can I provide you with this time, Billy? 55 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,650 A place to stay? Or just another chance to screw up my life? 56 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:21,321 Despite outward appearances, you and I have a lot in common. 57 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,117 Right. We both got our hearts broken by the same girl. 58 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,786 But Jen didn't flee the state to get away from me. 59 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,997 Give her time. 60 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,584 Man, if I lived 50 yards away from her... 61 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,919 ...I swear to you, I'd go insane. 62 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:39,757 I'd stare up at her window, wondering what she's doing. 63 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,218 If she's talking on the phone, who is she talking to? 64 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,429 And if she's listening to music... 65 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,015 ...who do those songs remind her of? 66 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,309 Does she still think about me? 67 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:53,979 If so, does she think about me half as much as I think about her? 68 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,732 See what I mean? Common ground. 69 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:00,069 But the good news is, there's a simple cure for all this. 70 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,197 -Yeah? What's that? -Now, don't get me wrong. 71 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:07,785 Jen is a great girl. But last time I checked, she wasn't the only one. 72 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,913 What, are you unconvinced? 73 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,583 Take a little ride with me. Let me illustrate my point. 74 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,002 -Take a ride where? -Providence. 75 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,339 There's this club there. It's a bit of a dive, but... 76 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,217 ...absolutely remarkable in one respect. 77 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:28,013 It lies exactly equidistant between a pair of women's colleges. 78 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,516 Coeds wall-to-wall, Dawson. 79 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:34,478 -Can I get in? I'm not exactly legal. -I know the bouncer. 80 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,148 -There's school. -And what's waiting for you there? 81 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,275 Another day wondering about Jenny? 82 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:44,071 When you'll see her next, what football player she's having lunch with. 83 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,240 You made your point. 84 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,408 And you know what? You're right. 85 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,495 This is exactly what I need. To get away from her, from here. 86 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,372 You know what? 87 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,083 She's gonna freak when I'm not there. 88 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,795 It'll be good to let her wonder about me for a while. 89 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,145 Hey. 90 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:20,065 Warren Gary. I'm on my way to school. You need a lift? 91 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:23,652 No, thanks. I'm waiting for Ted Bundy. 92 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,280 Well, Ted's a lucky man. 93 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,615 Ted Bundy is dead. He was a serial-- 94 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,617 Killer. Yeah, I know. 95 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,121 Executed in Florida. Claimed porn made him do it. 96 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,498 So, what do you say? I need the merit badge. 97 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,834 -And which badge is that? -Community service. 98 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,587 I'll say you were 80 and blind. 99 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,922 You'll be an Eagle Scout by the end of the day. 100 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,967 Exactly. So, what do you say? Come on. 101 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,594 Help me out here. 102 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:11,783 So is the air cold, or are you just happy to see me? 103 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:16,371 You had to do it. You had to live up to the expectations. 104 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:20,459 Does it bother you to know that you perpetuate a stereotype? 105 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,547 Which answer means we get friendly down in the sand together? 106 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,593 If having sex with you would end famine and war... 107 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,179 ...and if kissing you would bring enlightenment-- 108 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,390 You know something? You talk a lot. 109 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,561 That's better. 110 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,732 So is that all you and your boyfriend Dawson... 111 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:47,236 ...I use the term loosely, do? Talk? 112 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,405 You don't need to use the term at all, Warren. 113 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,991 Dawson is not my boyfriend. 114 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,161 It was the "boy" part I was referring to. 115 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,747 Have you ever seen the guy throw a baseball? 116 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:03,377 There is no correlation between a slider and a sperm count. 117 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,922 Well, how would you know? You're obviously a virgin. 118 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,595 How do you know that he and I haven't been going at it for years? 119 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:17,015 We could be annotating the Kama Sutra, for all you know. 120 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,560 You know... 121 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:25,148 ...I may be a virgin, but believe me, it's by choice. 122 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,575 You could have waited in the car. 123 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:39,329 Don't worry. I won't tell anyone we're together. 124 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,248 -Hi. -Hey. 125 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,586 -What's he up to? -We're going to a club in Providence. 126 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,588 Finally. Dawson's evil twin. 127 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,590 This is a much-anticipated pleasure. 128 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,592 What are you doing? 129 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,637 You're cutting class to go to a club. I'm coming with you. 130 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,806 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 131 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,142 -Billy? -Hey. 132 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,685 -So we're ready to go? -Yeah. 133 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,855 Just gotta turn in my math homework, we're out of here. 134 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,400 Yeah. Walk on the wild side. 135 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:13,030 I heard something this morning, and I thought that you should-- 136 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,951 At the risk of sounding redundant, what are you doing here? 137 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,538 The boys had to wrap up a few things before we left, so.... 138 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,999 -Good morning. -What are you talking about? 139 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:28,211 I'm taking Pacey and your boy on a little road trip. 140 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,590 Amidst all the confusion, Dawson and I stumbled upon... 141 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,551 -...some common ground. -I don't like the sound of this. 142 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:37,554 The last thing Dawson needs is to be pulled down by you. 143 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:41,683 He was simply complaining about how a guy can't get any around here. 144 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,437 So I told him about this little place I know.... 145 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,646 What kind of place? 146 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,900 Well, let's just say that the women take cash... 147 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,235 ...and are remarkably friendly. 148 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:55,322 You're taking him to a whorehouse? 149 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,117 There's His Holiness now. 150 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,538 Well, girls, gotta run. I see Saint Dawson's chomping at the bit. 151 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,915 Come on. 152 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,334 -Unbelievable. -Excuse me. 153 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,213 -We're not really gonna go to-- -I was just kidding around. 154 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,256 Hello, stud. 155 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,303 God, I've never really had a whole lot of faith in guys, but I.... 156 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,973 -I just thought Dawson was different. -Yeah, he's different. 157 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,560 Unfortunately, he's just not as different as we thought. 158 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,063 Listen, Joey... 159 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,732 ...you know that football player Warren? 160 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,567 What? 161 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,570 You didn't sleep with him, did you? 162 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,115 Yeah, I had sex with Warren Gary... 163 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,576 ...right after I gave the sponge bath to the Navy pilots. 164 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,704 Why would you even ask me that? 165 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,582 He's telling everyone you did. 166 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,977 -I'm gonna go get a drink. -We'll be right here. 167 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,520 One more time. 168 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:13,066 You're not the type of guy who does something bad because it feels good. 169 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,485 Well, there's an oxymoron to live by. 170 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,405 What? You want examples of this? 171 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,534 What was the very first thing you did... 172 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,287 ...after announcing this little road trip of ours? 173 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,414 You know exactly what it was. 174 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,583 You turned in your math homework. 175 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,252 Those are not the actions of a rebel. 176 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:36,298 There's nothing wrong with that. You care about what people think. 177 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,509 You're that nice Leery boy. You like being the nice Leery boy. 178 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,053 -And you're any different? -Hey, please. 179 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,015 Just talk to the school board and glance at my record. 180 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,267 There's no comparison between you and I. 181 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,604 Everybody knows you're a regular Richie Cunningham. 182 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,565 Billy, he's the Fonz. 183 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,485 Congratulations. That makes you Potsie. 184 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,032 We need to talk. 185 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,036 She needs to talk. 186 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,592 Well.... 187 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,595 -It wasn't very memorable, Warren. -What? 188 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,055 The sex. 189 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,642 I don't remember it at all. Why don't you refresh my memory. 190 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,938 It was pretty good. Although you did eventually complain of fatigue. 191 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,899 What is going on in that twisted head of yours? 192 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,567 Look. 193 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,612 This can be a win-win. 194 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,490 Explain. 195 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,576 Our reps. I've got one to live up to. 196 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,828 You have one to... 197 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,623 ...live down. 198 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,961 People thinking we're doing the deed is going to help my reputation? 199 00:13:56,211 --> 00:14:00,549 You know how in baseball there are major and minor leagues? 200 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:04,511 -Yeah. -This is your call-up to the show. 201 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,347 No more shagging fly balls with washouts. 202 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,225 You're such a bastard. If you're the major leagues... 203 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,477 ...I hope I never get out of A-ball. 204 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,481 Hey, look. I never said I'd be your boyfriend. 205 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,006 I never believed it, you know. 206 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,050 Sure. That's why you asked. 207 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,762 I only asked because I was concerned, Joey. 208 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,558 But I would have bet anything against it. 209 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,935 Besides, I.... 210 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,982 Besides, what? 211 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:05,280 I always pictured you with someone different. Someone like.... 212 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,289 You know, just-- Just a different type. 213 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,832 Walking upright? 214 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,629 Yeah. Opposable thumbs. The whole bit. 215 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:25,425 And maybe someone just a tad more sensitive than Warren Gary. 216 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,511 Yeah, well... 217 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:32,974 ...even the sensitive ones can let you down with the best of them. 218 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,270 You know, maybe Dawson isn't-- 219 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,440 Look, I didn't say a thing about Dawson. 220 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:46,905 As far as Warren and his fantasies go, what harm can the guy do? 221 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,408 Being called a football groupie could describe half the girls here. 222 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:55,288 -It's not that big a deal. -I may be overstepping my boundary... 223 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:59,125 ...but I think I know a way to get Warren back. 224 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:03,797 -You know how to make a voodoo doll? -No, I'm serious. 225 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:08,760 Guys like Warren have been getting away with this for way too long. 226 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,555 What do you say, Joey? Interested in a little payback? 227 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,560 All right, I'm listening. 228 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,568 Let me put it this way. 229 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,572 You know when cartoon characters are trying to make a decision... 230 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,993 ...and the good angel is on one shoulder and the devil on the other? 231 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:38,206 I don't have a good angel, Dawson. I have you. 232 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:42,419 I'm not interested in the gig. It doesn't work for me anymore. 233 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,588 I swear to God, you two sound like my parents. 234 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,008 Hang tight. I'm gonna go see what the Deliverance twins are up to. 235 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:53,179 Need I remind you of the ill-fated toilet- papering of Coach Roland's house? 236 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,974 There you go again. Equating fun with youthful indiscretion. 237 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,394 "Youthful indiscretion"? What, am I running for the Senate? 238 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,856 Granted, Dawson. For high-minded conversation, you're the man. 239 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,525 But you're better at verbiage than actual verbs. 240 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,110 -Verbs? -Action words. 241 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,905 -Revel, carouse, party. -What year did "party" become a verb? 242 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,700 The year that you and I came into high school. 243 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,578 You'll have to trust me on this one. Sometimes... 244 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,706 ...friendship means taking part in stupid stuff. No judgments... 245 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,584 ...no questions and no deconstruction of the event. 246 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,711 You don't think I'm capable of that? 247 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,130 I've seen no evidence to the contrary. 248 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,883 I don't like those guys down there. 249 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,468 What's up? 250 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,597 They're harassing everyone from the sea gulls to the senior citizens. 251 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,057 It was not really my idea of fun. 252 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,561 What do you say we give them a little instant karma? 253 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,023 -A banana in the tailpipe? -Or we could slash their tires. 254 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,567 -That's imaginative. -You got a better idea? 255 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,611 Yeah, I do. 256 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,573 -I can't wait to see this one. -"Good angel" this, Pacey. 257 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,243 Did you guys ever see American Graffiti? 258 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,253 Well, well, well. If it isn't Mrs. Warren Gary. 259 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,589 -So you know? -Well, it is news. 260 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,424 And this is high school. 261 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,435 He swore he wouldn't tell, Abby. 262 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,564 He told me he loved me. 263 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,902 $100,000 Pyramid: "Things guys say in the back seat." 264 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,113 You can add "We don't need protection" to that list. 265 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,741 What? 266 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,579 I am so stupid. 267 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,499 Wait. What are you saying? 268 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,672 Well, he started off, you know... 269 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,508 ...just calling all the time. 270 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,927 He'd be so sweet. 271 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,514 And one time he won me this stuffed frog at Coney Island... 272 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,016 ...and brought it back for me. 273 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,562 The first time we made love, he cried. 274 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,065 Warren Gary? 275 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,696 That was before the pee strip turned blue. 276 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,656 Blue? 277 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,617 Oh, my God! 278 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:24,622 -Do you know what that means? -Yes, I do. 279 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,083 -You're pregnant! -I know. 280 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,502 Does Warren know? 281 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:34,173 He told all his friends that it's my problem and mine only. 282 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,718 That little puke! 283 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,100 That sorry puke! 284 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,420 Now. Pacey, now! 285 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,256 Hit it! Go, go, go! 286 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,767 What are you doing? Get that jerk! 287 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:15,001 All right, you got your companion picked out for the evening yet? 288 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,836 What? Already? 289 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,671 No, dude. I'm shooting pool. 290 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,548 You gotta stay on top of these things. 291 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,093 I'll bet Pacey ain't letting pool get in the way of business. 292 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,430 Take your pick. The blond at the bar... 293 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,974 ...tank top in tan up at the jukebox... 294 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,643 ...or the leather pants at the foosball table. 295 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,564 Rack them. 296 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,067 Now, that...was a beautiful thing. 297 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,071 All right, everyone. Can I have your attention, please? 298 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:47,950 I want to thank you all for helping me prepare for tonight's college fair. 299 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,579 And I'll see you all back here in a couple of hours. 300 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,790 Joey... 301 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,210 ...can I have a word with you, please? 302 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,753 Sure. 303 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:10,515 Joey, in a school this size it's difficult to keep any secrets. 304 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,266 Yeah, tell me about it. 305 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,560 Girls your age often make mistakes. 306 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:18,106 Boys have been known to make a few mistakes themselves. 307 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:22,193 True. But the price they pay seems to be so much less. 308 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,863 You'll be going through some tough times, and I want you prepared. 309 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,156 Excuse me? 310 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,868 The family-living course here offers valuable preparation. 311 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,579 The class where they make you carry a sack of flour... 312 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,582 -...and pretend it's a baby? -That's only part of it. 313 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,585 I know the task you face seems manageable now... 314 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,922 ...but child-rearing is filled with trials and tribulations. 315 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:46,551 You know what? Let me get back to you on that one. 316 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,838 Notice how Pacey had his eye on three girls? 317 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,841 -He knows it's all about numbers. -Numbers? 318 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,551 Odds. Don't waste time. 319 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,555 You'll know within 15 seconds if a woman wants to see you naked. 320 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,682 If the answer is no, you bail. Who cares? 321 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,059 There's plenty more where they came from. 322 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:41,022 That's why you ask 10. Whatever you gotta do to seal the deal... 323 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,232 ...and pull the trigger. 324 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:44,942 Hello. 325 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:49,155 Well, wish me luck, boys, because here I go. 326 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:59,582 Who's it gonna be? Time's a-wasting. We don't got all night. 327 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,755 Found her. 328 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,930 Hi. 329 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,474 My name is Dawson. 330 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,937 Oh, you're Dawson. Wow, yeah, all right! 331 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,813 Good to know. 332 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,735 Hey, there. 333 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,529 I'm the drummer for Pearl Jam. You? 334 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,573 You're dumber than who? 335 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:42,541 I want you to know that I understand the absurdity of this moment. 336 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:47,421 I thought of sending over a drink or saying something clever like: 337 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,507 "What's your sign?" 338 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:53,010 I figured directness would be the best approach. I.e., "My name's Dawson." 339 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:56,347 Not that my name in and of itself should impress you... 340 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,933 ...but in the hopes that you might tell me your name. 341 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,561 Did it occur to you that maybe I'm just not interested? 342 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,564 No. 343 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,567 But blind optimism is one of my faults. 344 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,612 One of your faults? Do you have many? 345 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:14,031 Let's see. There's... 346 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,575 ...my reckless disregard for danger. 347 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:20,579 My tiresome romanticism. The way I keep on talking... 348 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,249 ...long after the person has lost all interest. 349 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:27,003 My name is Nina. If you ask me where Pinta and Santa María are... 350 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,463 ...I'll be so out of here. 351 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,303 Find someone special? 352 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:38,055 I did. She didn't. 353 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:45,563 Damn! Check out Dawson. That girl's fine. 354 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,816 There's lots of women in this place. Why me? 355 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:53,195 Did you notice my inner light, or was it something more base? 356 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,114 Actually, it was your shirt. 357 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,450 Really, this thing? 358 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,994 And not even any cleavage. 359 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,581 So, what are you, Dawson, some sort of film buff? 360 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:13,799 Come on in. 361 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,892 Hey. How's my favorite mother-to-be? 362 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,269 Actually, not so good. 363 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,772 I came to tell you that we should call this off. 364 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,315 Why? 365 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:32,193 I don't like to be in the middle of everything. 366 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,738 Mrs. Tringle wants me to sign up for that "Mommy and me" class. 367 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:39,158 Sherman Williams, that Adventist kid, he offered to marry me today. 368 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,994 It's nothing compared to what they're doing to Warren. 369 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,330 Wait a minute. You and I both know that... 370 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,500 ...that guy deserves everything that's coming to him. 371 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,627 Maybe. 372 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,629 -I don't know. -Joey... 373 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:56,550 ...that guy treated you with no respect. That hurts. I know. 374 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,264 So that's what this is about. 375 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,183 What do you mean? 376 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:08,270 You don't care about me. You're looking for a revenge scenario... 377 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,189 ...to dump all your residual male anger. 378 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:14,568 Is that what Dawson was for you? Just some patsy to take the fall? 379 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:18,989 You know what? Don't, Joey. Don't turn this into a Dawson thing. 380 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,867 Why did I even listen to you in the first place? 381 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:25,579 Dawson was the first decent guy you ever went out with. Look what you did. 382 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:28,165 You drove him into the arms of a prostitute. 383 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,043 You took that one way too far. You wanna know the truth? 384 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:35,047 Ever since Dawson and I broke up, you have been scared to death. 385 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,424 Oh, please. 386 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:40,636 You've been scared because now there's no one else to blame. 387 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:45,850 And now when Dawson treats you like good old understanding Joey... 388 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,352 ...I'm not gonna be around for you to hate. 389 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,105 And that is how he'll treat you. 390 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,495 Scorsese, Kubrick. Those are directors. 391 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:09,707 I can't believe you're a Spielberg fan. He makes slick fairy tales. 392 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,543 Movies by nature are escapist. If you want reality... 393 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,546 -...look out the window. -He's a schlockmeister. 394 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:18,507 His movies have done a billion dollars of box office. 395 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:23,512 You're equating mainstream popularity with artistic merit? 396 00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:27,349 By that logic, we should be studying Ace Ventura in film school. 397 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,518 You're in film school? 398 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,731 Dawson, they got that chocolate milk you ordered at the bar there. 399 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,569 And what is your name, beautiful? 400 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,031 Nina. 401 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,742 You can call me Columbus. 402 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,830 You know what, Dawson, this place is getting really crowded. 403 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,542 -What do you say we get out of here? -Yeah. Let's. 404 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,796 Hey! 405 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,056 So thank you back there. 406 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,683 Billy can be sort of a jerk sometimes. 407 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:14,647 Thinks he's, you know.... It's colder out here than it was before. 408 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:18,692 He's from New York, Billy is. He's the one who brought me here. 409 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,569 Film school, huh? 410 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,531 Dawson, are we doing something you don't wanna do? 411 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,657 No. 412 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,701 You've launched into a pretty convincing Rain Man impression. 413 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,913 Look, all we're doing is walking to my car. 414 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,333 And after that? 415 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,544 After that, I'm driving home. 416 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,755 Notice the first-person singular. 417 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:44,134 I'm not a sexual facilitator for men with something to prove. 418 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,594 It's not like that. 419 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,222 I saw your friends over your shoulder. 420 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,559 They did everything but hold up scorecards. 421 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,355 Maybe it is something like that. 422 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,942 I just got dumped. 423 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,945 The evening snaps into focus. 424 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:06,365 They convinced me that the best way to get over her-- 425 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,535 -Was to nail a stranger? -Yeah. 426 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:12,538 -I guess.... -It's not exactly healthy, you know. 427 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:16,542 Sorry. But it did quit being about that. Talking to you... 428 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,961 ...I forgot all about it. All about her. 429 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,713 And... 430 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:26,093 ...for the first time in three days, I actually don't feel so bad. 431 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,555 So... 432 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:35,561 ...would it impress your friends if you didn't reappear till morning? 433 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,064 I think they'd erect a statue. 434 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,527 Okay. Tell you what. 435 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,530 Come over. We'll fall asleep watching TV. 436 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,825 You're a Spielberg fan. It's not like I'd be in any danger. 437 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,539 Hurry up, before I listen to that voice in my head... 438 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,666 ...telling me I should card you. 439 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,085 The girl that I told you about... 440 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:04,298 ...I still sort of want her back, and I.... 441 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,885 Maybe I'm just being really crazy here, but I.... 442 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:12,640 -I just don't think it would be right. -Wow. 443 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:14,850 I can't decide if I'm offended... 444 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:18,437 ...or if you've just restored my faith in the male sex. 445 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,995 Call me if she doesn't come to her senses. 446 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,628 Bye. 447 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,423 Welcome to Capeside's Annual College Fair. 448 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:50,803 Please be sure to check out our international booth. That's booth 3. 449 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,310 Imagining how she'll look with a bowling ball in her uterus? 450 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,104 Don't bother. 451 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,691 -What do you mean? I thought she-- -Not a chance. 452 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,111 The girl's comic relief. Speaking of which, Warren Gary... 453 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,823 ...was called into the nurse's office for a lecture on contraception. 454 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,701 -Well, good. He could use-- -You don't get it. 455 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:16,495 Warren is the last person who needs that lecture. 456 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:21,542 It was a lie made up by a sophomore trying to land a popular boyfriend. 457 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:25,337 Besides, Warren couldn't fertilize a garden. 458 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,089 What do you mean? 459 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,508 I had a chat with my friend Elise today. 460 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:32,511 She used to date Warren. She dated him for six months. 461 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:35,472 She used to bake him spirit cookies before every game. 462 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,559 She bought a $400 dress for a dance he failed to show up for. 463 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,394 Okay, your point is? 464 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:41,854 According to Elise... 465 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:45,482 ...Warren had one other significant failure as a boyfriend. 466 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:48,527 Let's just say he had a soft spot for the ladies... 467 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,988 ...in a very unfortunate location. 468 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,440 Hey, man. 469 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,650 What are you doing back here? 470 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:31,653 You couldn't pull the trigger. 471 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,489 Guess not, Billy. 472 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,908 You practically had her begging for it. Listen. 473 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,535 A little piece of advice for future reference. 474 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:43,499 Getting lucky. It comes down to a simple Beatles-Stones question. 475 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,543 You wanna hold her hand or you want to spend the night together? 476 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:49,546 Some women may say they're looking for a Beatle... 477 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:53,050 ...but trust me, they want something a little more tangible. 478 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,469 Thanks. I'll keep that in mind, Billy. 479 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,556 Guys, maybe we should get out of here. 480 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:03,268 It's funny. Watching you with this girl, it makes sense... 481 00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:06,647 -...why you blew it with Jen. -I don't get you! 482 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,399 You came into town to break Jen and me up. Done. 483 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:12,069 Are you pouting because things didn't go as planned? 484 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:13,529 What? 485 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,573 You think I don't know why you wanted me to get lucky tonight? 486 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,618 So you could go convince Jen that all men are dogs... 487 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:22,496 ...and then assume that she'd seek your comfort. 488 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,540 For all that wisdom, you sure bit hard. 489 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,252 Hard enough to know that it's not my style, it's yours. 490 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,546 And frankly, your style's pathetic. 491 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,132 If you had Jen's best interests at heart, you'd stay away from her. 492 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,844 Do you know those are the same words her dad used... 493 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,929 ...when he told me he'd sent her away? 494 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,849 Do you think it's funny you sound like her dad? I do. 495 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:45,519 It's better than sounding like her loser ex-boyfriend. 496 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:47,855 I'm sorry you feel that way, Dawson. 497 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,148 Since you two cool guys... 498 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:54,152 ...wouldn't want a loser like me hanging around, I'll tell you what. 499 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,738 Have a fun trip home, boys. 500 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,536 You think you could have waited till we were back home... 501 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,538 ...to throw out that last zinger? 502 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,547 Hey, lover-boy. Spare a minute? 503 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:19,595 -It's been a really long day. -My heart bleeds. 504 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,805 Look... 505 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:27,561 ...I know you're not too thrilled with me, but here's an idea. 506 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:32,566 One way to get rid of a lie is to make it the truth. So maybe-- 507 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:38,488 I'm afraid I'd be getting worked up for something that I hear is an anticlimax. 508 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,074 What? 509 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:46,496 Your reviews are in, Warren. And frankly, you've been panned. 510 00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:51,627 -Is this a sophomore threat? -No, just a reminder... 511 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:56,089 ...that if one person says something, it's a rumor. But two people? 512 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:57,633 It's gospel. 513 00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:02,554 But you're probably not planning on dating anyone ever again, so.... 514 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:06,099 -What do you want? -Complete and utter denial. 515 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,809 Fine! 516 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:11,063 Just so you know, the reason... 517 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:14,441 ...I picked you up this morning was because... 518 00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:18,570 ...I thought it would be nice. 519 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,781 You know, just-- 520 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:24,993 Saturday night I have plans, but they're breakable. 521 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:26,995 What do you say? 522 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,665 In public... 523 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,875 ...official... 524 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,295 ...groping-optional date. 525 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,547 Yeah. 526 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:42,886 Sure. Just pick me up after my lobotomy. 527 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:54,564 You wanted to get out of Capeside to get Jen off your mind. 528 00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:56,566 Did it work? 529 00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,610 No. 530 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,030 Maybe for a while. 531 00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:08,912 Am I gonna have to wait, or are you gonna tell me... 532 00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:11,873 ...what happened outside the club with that woman? 533 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,545 Nothing happened. I just walked her to her car. That's it. 534 00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,547 Nothing happened at all. 535 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:23,552 Right. You're just wearing that lipstick as a fashion statement, right? 536 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:39,192 Hey. 537 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:41,319 Hey. 538 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,536 Look, I'm having an ice-cream antisocial. 539 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,955 You want to join me? 540 00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:56,543 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 541 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:06,511 The Warren Gary information proved useful. Thanks. 542 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:11,224 Rumor has it that his public retraction is already making the rounds. 543 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,517 Well... 544 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:15,896 ...it is news, and this is high school. 545 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,774 -Cookie dough. -Yeah. 546 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,989 So.... 547 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,866 So, what do you think, Joey? 548 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:32,204 Is there any way we can keep Dawson from coming between us? 549 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,375 Yeah, sure, I mean-- 550 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:42,005 He's only in love with one of us, so.... 551 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,965 You're right. 552 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:55,185 Must be a lot easier than just being the object of his infatuation, huh? 553 00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,569 Although, I doubt that after today... 554 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,490 ...either of us will be vying for his affections. 555 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,159 I know what you mean. 556 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:15,038 I mean, just picturing Dawson so... 557 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,958 ...male, it's just-- 558 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,128 I don't know. It's made me nauseous all day. 559 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,556 You think he's already...? 560 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,918 So... 561 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,713 ...did you get everything you went there for? 562 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:09,217 I was a nonstop sex machine, Joey. You know me. 563 00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:11,845 How was your day? 564 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,849 I boffed Capeside's starting fullback and got knocked up. 565 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:18,310 That's nice. 566 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,857 So was it all good, clean fun, Dawson? 567 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,067 Not exactly. 568 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,824 Tell me about it. 569 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,996 I will. Joey, there's so much that I want to tell you... 570 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:42,542 ...but I am so tired right now. I haven't slept in 24 hours. 571 00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:47,005 You know what? I can wait. 572 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:49,341 It's okay. 573 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:52,344 Okay. Hey! 574 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,846 For a while tonight... 575 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:57,599 ...nothing reminded me of Jen. 576 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,937 It was like looking at the world without blinders on. 577 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,043 Yeah. 578 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,213 I can wait.