1 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,923 DAWSON. THE NEIGHBOR GIRL DUMPED YOU. 2 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,056 NO ONE DIED. JUST GET OVER IT. 3 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,058 48 HOURS AGO. 4 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:18,540 I DON'T THINK I'VE EXCEEDED THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON ANGST. 5 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,890 IT'S NOT A MATTER OF TIME, DAWSON. IT'S A MATTER OF DEGREE. 6 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:22,805 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN, 7 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,155 AND YOU STARE AT JEN'S HOUSE LIKE IT'S GOING TO DISAPPEAR. 8 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,723 AND I'VE SEEN YOU AT SCHOOL--YOU SPY. IT'S TWISTED. 9 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:31,031 I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK WHAT MOVIE YOU BROUGHT BACK TONIGHT. 10 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:32,554 SID AND NANCY. 11 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,208 SEE? 12 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,340 SEE, YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON THIS. 13 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,733 WELL, SORRY, JOEY. 14 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:40,083 IT'S TOUGH TO COME UP WITH CREATIVE MOPING STRATEGIES 15 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,867 ONCE I REALIZED THAT EVERYTHING I'M ABOUT 16 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,739 IS EXACTLY WHAT TURNED HER OFF. 17 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,481 IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN... LEARN TO DANCE OR GET A NEW HAIRCUT OR SOMETHING. 18 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:48,961 DAWSON, SHE DUMPED YOU, NOT YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM. 19 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:52,487 SHE REJECTED ROMANCE, HONESTY, AND RESPECT. 20 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,229 EVERY TIME I SEE BILLY OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE, I'M REMINDED OF THAT. 21 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:56,839 YEAH, WELL, EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF HER. 22 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:59,363 YEAH. 23 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,626 DAWSON, YOU'VE KNOWN THE GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS. 24 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,455 HOW CAN EVERYTHING POSSIBLY REMIND YOU OF HER? 25 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,066 I DON'T KNOW, JOEY. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 26 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,371 IT JUST DOES. 27 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:13,986 FINE. LET'S JUST WATCH THE MOVIE, 28 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:17,207 THIS CONVERSATION IS BECOMING FAR TOO DISTURBING. 29 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,869 [DAWSON GROANS] 30 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,921 Jen: HEY, GRAMS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY GREEN SHIRT? 31 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,749 I--I THINK IT NEEDS IRONING. 32 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:07,317 Grams: OH, YES, DEAR, I THOUGHT I SAW IT IN YOUR CLOSET. 33 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,711 OH! 34 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,887 YOU LEFT IT ON THE DRESSER. 35 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,935 JENNIFER, WOULD YOU COME UP HERE NOW, PLEASE, 36 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,676 AND BRING THE TELEPHONE? 37 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,808 AND YOU WOULD BE? 38 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,897 QUITE COMFORTABLE, THANKS. 39 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,072 I WANT A NAME. 40 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,856 BILLY. 41 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:29,034 BILLY. OH--OH, YES, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU BEFORE. 42 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:33,256 OK, I GOT THE PHONE-- 43 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,475 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 44 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,346 WORD'S OUT YOU DROPPED DAWSON, 45 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,219 SO I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT. 46 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,438 WELL, IF HE'S NOT OUT OF MY HOUSE IN 2 MINUTES, 47 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,788 I'M CALLING THE NATIONAL GUARD. 48 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,269 [WHISPERING] And then I would like a serious word with you. 49 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,662 GREAT TO MEET YOU. 50 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,275 I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING. 51 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:56,279 YOU KNOW, MY CAR WAS PACKED, AND--AND I REALLY WAS, JENNY. 52 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,673 BUT THEN WORD TRICKLED DOWN, 53 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,675 AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE IN MY BEST INTEREST 54 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,590 TO STICK AROUND A LITTLE LONGER. 55 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,548 WELL, THEN WHY DON'T I CLARIFY THINGS FOR YOU? 56 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:07,203 JUST BECAUSE DAWSON AND I ARE ON HIATUS 57 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,640 DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S SOME VACANCY I'M LOOKING TO FILL. 58 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,164 LET'S JUST SAY THERE HAPPENED TO BE THIS GUY. 59 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:16,299 SOME GUY YOU HAD A... INTENSE CONNECTION WITH. 60 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,910 WELL, THEN I MIGHT THINK YOU'D BE OPEN TO THE POSSIBILITY, RIGHT? 61 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,043 I'D HAVE TO SAY NO. 62 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:24,786 BUT I'D ALSO LIKE TO ADD "NOT A CHANCE" AND "NEVER AGAIN." 63 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,144 YOU USED TO BE FUN, YOU KNOW THAT? 64 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:38,408 NO. I USED TO BE WEAK AND VULNERABLE. 65 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,154 YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME YOU ALTER YOUR PERSONALITY, 66 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,416 LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE. 67 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,288 IT'LL SAVE ME IN GAS MONEY. 68 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,438 YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT YOUR SINCERITY 69 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:09,700 WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU'RE LEAVING. 70 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,354 HEY, JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR. 71 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,008 WHAT CAN I PROVIDE YOU WITH THIS TIME, BILLY? 72 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,836 A PLACE TO STAY? 73 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:17,229 OR JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO COMPLETELY SCREW UP MY LIFE? 74 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,971 YOU KNOW, DESPITE OUTWARD APPEARANCES, 75 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,625 YOU AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 76 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,323 RIGHT. 77 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,281 WE'VE BOTH GOT OUR HEARTS BROKEN BY THE SAME GIRL, 78 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,282 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 79 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,370 JEN DIDN'T FLEE THE STATE 80 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,371 TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 81 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,591 GIVE HER TIME. 82 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,724 AND, MAN, IF I LIVED 50 YARDS AWAY FROM HER, 83 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,031 I SWEAR TO YOU, I'D GO INSANE. 84 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:40,470 I'D STARE UP AT HER WINDOW, WONDERING WHAT SHE'S DOING. 85 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:43,473 SHE'S TALKING ON THE PHONE. WHO IS SHE TALKING TO? 86 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,606 AND IF SHE'S LISTENING TO MUSIC, 87 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:48,348 WHO DO THOSE SONGS REMIND HER OF? 88 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,828 DOES SHE STILL THINK ABOUT ME? 89 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:54,702 AND IF SO, DOES SHE THINK ABOUT ME HALF AS MUCH AS I THINK ABOUT HER? 90 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:57,444 SEE WHAT I MEAN? COMMON GROUND. 91 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,097 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, 92 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,534 THERE'S A SIMPLE CURE FOR ALL THIS. 93 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,536 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 94 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,538 NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG. JEN IS A GREAT GIRL, 95 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:07,671 BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED, SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 96 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,544 WHAT ARE YOU, UNCONVINCED? 97 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,111 LOOK, TAKE A LITTLE RIDE WITH ME 98 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,983 AND LET ME ILLUSTRATE MY POINT. 99 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,550 TAKE A RIDE WHERE? 100 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,073 PROVIDENCE. 101 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,684 THERE'S THIS CLUB THERE. IT'S A BIT OF A DIVE, BUT... 102 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,426 ABSOLUTELY REMARKABLE IN ONE RESPECT. 103 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:28,605 IT LIES EXACTLY EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN A PAIR OF WOMEN'S COLLEGES. 104 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,433 COEDS WALL TO WALL, DAWSON. 105 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,957 WELL, CAN I GET IN? I'M NOT EXACTLY LEGAL. 106 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:33,784 I KNOW THE BOUNCER. 107 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,484 OF COURSE, THERE'S SCHOOL. 108 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,920 AND WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU THERE? 109 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,878 ANOTHER DAY WONDERING ABOUT JENNY? 110 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,750 WHERE SHE IS, WHEN YOU'LL SEE HER NEXT, 111 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,491 WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER IS SHE HAVING LUNCH WITH? 112 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:47,145 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 113 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,147 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 114 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,933 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED: TO GET AWAY FROM HER, TO GET AWAY FROM HERE. 115 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,543 YOU KNOW WHAT? 116 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:56,067 SHE'S GONNA FREAK WHEN I'M NOT THERE. 117 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:59,157 IT'D BE GOOD TO LET HER WONDER ABOUT ME FOR A WHILE. 118 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,985 THERE YOU GO. 119 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:18,350 HEY...WARREN GARY. 120 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,178 I'M ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL. YOU NEED A LIFT? 121 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,397 AH, NO, THANKS. 122 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,008 I'M WAITING FOR TED BUNDY. 123 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,794 WELL, TED'S A LUCKY MAN. 124 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,361 TED BUNDY IS DEAD. HE WAS A SERIAL... 125 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,320 KILLER. YEAH, I KNOW. 126 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,975 EXECUTED IN FLORIDA. CLAIMED PORN MADE HIM DO IT. 127 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,804 SO, COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY? I NEED THE MERIT BADGE. 128 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,283 AND WHICH BADGE IS THAT? 129 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,415 COMMUNITY SERVICE. 130 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,417 I'M GOING TO SAY YOU WERE 80...AND BLIND. 131 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,594 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE AN EAGLE SCOUT BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY. 132 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:47,292 EXACTLY. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON. 133 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,469 HELP ME OUT HERE. 134 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:12,448 SO, IS THE AIR COLD, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? 135 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:17,061 YOU HAD TO DO IT. YOU HAD TO LIVE UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS. 136 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:20,108 DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY PERPETUATE A STEREOTYPE? 137 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,110 UH... 138 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:26,375 WHICH ANSWER MEANS WE GET FRIENDLY DOWN IN THE SAND TOGETHER? 139 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,857 YOU KNOW, IF--IF HAVING SEX WITH YOU WOULD END FAMINE, DISEASE, AND WAR, 140 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,381 AND IF KISSING YOU WOULD BRING ON A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, 141 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,122 I STILL WOULDN'T-- YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 142 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,558 YOU TALK A LOT. 143 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,129 THAT'S BETTER. 144 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:44,872 SO, WHAT, IS THAT ALL YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND DAWSON-- 145 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,526 AND I USE THE TERM LOOSELY--DO? 146 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:47,831 TALK? 147 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,921 YOU DON'T NEED TO USE THE TERM AT ALL, WARREN. 148 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,924 DAWSON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 149 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,971 IT WAS THE "BOY" PART I WAS REFERRING TO. 150 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,408 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE GUY THROW A BASEBALL? 151 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,279 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE IS NO CORRELATION 152 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,629 BETWEEN A SLIDER AND A SPERM COUNT. 153 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,369 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 154 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,676 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A VIRGIN. 155 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:14,249 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT DAWSON AND I HAVEN'T BEEN GOING AT IT FOR YEARS? 156 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:17,513 I MEAN, WE COULD BE ANNOTATING THE KAMA SUTRA FOR ALL YOU KNOW. 157 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:24,259 YOU KNOW, I MAY BE A VIRGIN, BUT BELIEVE ME, 158 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,652 IT'S BY CHOICE. 159 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,011 YOU COULD HAVE WAITED IN THE CAR. 160 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,535 DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TELL ANYONE WE'RE TOGETHER. 161 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,016 HI. HEY. 162 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,017 WHAT'S HE UP TO? 163 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,584 WE'RE CUTTING OUT OF HERE. 164 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,543 WE'RE GOING UP TO A CLUB IN PROVIDENCE THAT BILLY KNOWS. 165 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,719 AH. FINALLY. DAWSON'S EVIL TWIN. 166 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,329 THIS HAS BEEN A MUCH ANTICIPATED PLEASURE. 167 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,853 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 168 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,637 YOU'RE CUTTING CLASS TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB. 169 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,725 YOU'RE ASKING WHAT I'M DOING? 170 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:56,900 I'M COMING WITH YOU, MAN. 171 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,293 I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 172 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,382 BILLY?HEY. 173 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,340 GREAT. SO, WE'RE READY TO GO? 174 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:05,561 YEAH. JUST GOT TO TURN IN MY MATH HOMEWORK, AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 175 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,999 YEAH. WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 176 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,654 LISTEN, I HEARD SOMETHING THIS MORNING, 177 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,787 AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD-- 178 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,355 AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING REDUNDANT, 179 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,835 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 180 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,445 THE BOYS JUST HAD TO WRAP UP A FEW THINGS 181 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,925 BEFORE WE LEFT, SO, UH... 182 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:22,926 GOOD MORNING. 183 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,320 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 184 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,801 I'M TAKING PACEY AND YOUR BOY ON A LITTLE ROAD TRIP. 185 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,499 FUNNY, BUT, UH, IN THE MIDST OF ALL THE CONFUSION, 186 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,067 DAWSON AND I ACTUALLY STUMBLED UPON SOME COMMON GROUND. 187 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,286 I DON'T THINK I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS, BILLY. 188 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,246 THE LAST THING THAT DAWSON NEEDS IS TO BE PULLED DOWN BY YOU. 189 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,248 I SWEAR TO YOU. DAWSON WAS SIMPLY COMPLAINING 190 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,554 ABOUT HOW A GUY CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY AROUND HERE. 191 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:46,384 SO I TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS LITTLE PLACE I KNOW. 192 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,690 WHAT KIND OF PLACE? 193 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,693 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT THE WOMEN TAKE CASH 194 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,739 AND ARE REMARKABLY FRIENDLY. 195 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,566 YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO A WHOREHOUSE? 196 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,701 AH, THERE'S HIS HOLINESS NOW. 197 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,704 WELL, GIRLS, GOTTA RUN. 198 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,663 I SEE SAINT DAWSON'S CHAMPING AT THE BIT. 199 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,404 SO...COME ON.YEAH. 200 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,971 EXCUSE ME. 201 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,756 WE'RE NOT REALLY GONNA GO TO A-- 202 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,322 NO. I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 203 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,238 LET'S GO. 204 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:18,460 GOD, I KNOW I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD A WHOLE LOT OF FAITH IN GUYS, BUT I... 205 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,592 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT DAWSON WAS DIFFERENT. 206 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,333 YEAH, HE'S DIFFERENT. 207 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,597 UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S JUST NOT AS DIFFERENT AS WE THOUGHT. 208 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,644 YEAH. LISTEN, UH, JOEY... 209 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,386 YOU KNOW THAT--THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER, WARREN? 210 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,735 WHAT? 211 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,738 YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM, DID YOU? 212 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,610 YEAH, I HAD SEX WITH WARREN GARY, 213 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,702 UH, RIGHT AFTER I GAVE THE SPONGE BATH TO THE NAVY PILOTS. 214 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,181 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT? 215 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,532 HE'S TELLING EVERYONE YOU DID. 216 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,028 Billy: I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS, GET A DRINK. 217 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,857 Dawson: ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 218 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,293 Pacey: ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME. 219 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,947 DAWSON, YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE OF GUY 220 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,819 WHO DOES SOMETHING BAD JUST 'CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD. 221 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,604 WELL, THERE'S AN OXYMORON TO LIVE BY. 222 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,737 WHAT? YOU WANT EXAMPLES OF THIS? 223 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,045 ALL RIGHT. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING, 224 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,525 THE VERY FIRST THING YOU DID, 225 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,657 AFTER ANNOUNCING THIS LITTLE ROAD TRIP OF OURS? 226 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,356 REMEMBER? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS, DON'T YOU? 227 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,314 YOU TURNED IN YOUR MATH HOMEWORK, MAN. 228 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,490 HEY, THOSE ARE NOT EXACTLY THE ACTIONS OF A REBEL. 229 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,231 BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 230 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,886 YOU JUST--YOU JUST CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU. 231 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,409 YOU'RE THAT NICE LEERY BOY, MAN. 232 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,889 YOU LIKE BEING THE NICE LEERY BOY. 233 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,325 OH, AND YOU'RE ANY DIFFERENT? 234 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:44,067 HEY, PLEASE. JUST TALK TO THE SCHOOL BOARD 235 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,939 OR TAKE A GLANCE AT MY PERMANENT RECORD. 236 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,071 THERE'S NO COMPARISON BETWEEN YOU AND I, DAWSON. 237 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:51,118 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A REGULAR RICHIE CUNNINGHAM. 238 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,774 THAT GUY, HE'S THE FONZ. 239 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,863 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. THAT MAKES YOU POTSIE. 240 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,391 WE NEED TO TALK. 241 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,046 SHE NEEDS TO TALK. 242 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,961 [LAUGHTER] 243 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,365 WELL... 244 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,976 IT WASN'T VERY MEMORABLE, WARREN. 245 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,412 WHAT? 246 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,241 THE SEX. IN FACT, I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER IT AT ALL. 247 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,764 WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH MY MEMORY? 248 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,940 IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, 249 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,638 ALTHOUGH YOU DID EVENTUALLY COMPLAIN OF FATIGUE. 250 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,337 WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT TWISTED HEAD OF YOURS? 251 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,643 LOOK. 252 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:39,906 THIS CAN BE A WIN-WIN. 253 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,953 EXPLAIN. 254 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,172 OUR REPS. 255 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,217 OK, I'VE GOT ONE TO LIVE UP TO. 256 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,263 YOU HAVE ONE TO... 257 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:52,266 LIVE DOWN. 258 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,268 WHAT? AND PEOPLE THINKING WE'RE DOING THE DEED 259 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,661 IS GOING TO HELP MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION? 260 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,359 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IN BASEBALL 261 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,274 THERE ARE MAJOR AND MINOR LEAGUES? 262 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,232 YEAH. 263 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,626 WELL, THINK OF THIS AS YOUR CALL-UP TO THE SHOW. 264 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,847 NO MORE SHAGGING FLY BALLS WITH WASHOUTS AND WANNA-BES. 265 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,152 YOU ARE SUCH A BASTARD. 266 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,893 IF YOU'RE THE MAJOR LEAGUES, WARREN, 267 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,200 I HOPE I NEVER GET OUT OF A-BALL. 268 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,506 [LOUDLY] HEY, LOOK. I NEVER SAID I'D BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 269 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,296 [SIGHS] 270 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,080 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 271 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,867 [EXHALES] 272 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,619 I NEVER BELIEVED IT, YOU KNOW. 273 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,709 SURE. THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED. 274 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:48,452 I ONLY ASKED BECAUSE I WAS CONCERNED, JOEY. 275 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:52,021 BUT--BUT I WOULD HAVE BET ANYTHING AGAINST IT. 276 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,676 BESIDES, I... 277 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,721 UH... 278 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,942 BESIDES, WHAT? 279 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:04,294 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT. 280 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,992 SOMEONE LIKE... 281 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,869 YOU KNOW, JUST-- JUST A DIFFERENT TYPE. 282 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,524 WALKING UPRIGHT? 283 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:21,485 YEAH. OPPOSABLE THUMBS. THE...WHOLE BIT. 284 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:25,837 AND MAYBE SOMEONE JUST A TAD MORE SENSITIVE THAN WARREN GARY. 285 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,971 YEAH, WELL... 286 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,799 IN MY EXPERIENCE, EVEN THE SENSITIVE ONES 287 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,932 CAN LET YOU DOWN WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 288 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,849 YOU KNOW, JOEY, MAYBE DAWSON ISN'T-- 289 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,069 LOOK, I DIDN'T SAY A THING ABOUT DAWSON. 290 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,727 AND AS FAR AS WARREN AND HIS PATHETIC FANTASIES GO, YOU KNOW, 291 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,120 WHAT HARM CAN A GUY DO? 292 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,773 I MEAN, BEING CALLED A FOOTBALL GROUPIE 293 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,732 COULD DESCRIBE HALF THE GIRLS IN THIS SCHOOL, 294 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,168 SO IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 295 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,431 JOEY, I MAY BE OVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDARIES HERE, 296 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:59,175 BUT, UH... I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO GET WARREN BACK. 297 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,786 WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A VOODOO DOLL OR SOMETHING? 298 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,527 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 299 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,791 YOU KNOW, GUYS LIKE WARREN HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY 300 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,620 WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF FOR WAY TOO LONG. 301 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,274 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOEY? 302 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,102 INTERESTED IN A LITTLE PAYBACK? 303 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,977 ALL RIGHT, I'M LISTENING. 304 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,202 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 305 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:30,206 YOU KNOW WHEN CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE TRYING TO MAKE A DECISION, 306 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,947 AND THE GOOD ANGEL POPS UP ON ONE SHOULDER 307 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,383 AND YOU GOT THE LITTLE DEVIL ON THE OTHER? 308 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,298 YEAH. 309 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:39,215 WELL, I DON'T HAVE A GOOD ANGEL, DAWSON. I HAVE YOU. 310 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,608 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE GIG. 311 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,306 IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME ANYMORE. 312 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,482 I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU TWO SOUND LIKE MY PARENTS. 313 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,832 HANG TIGHT. I'M GOING TO GO SEE 314 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,834 WHAT THE DELIVERANCE TWINS ARE UP TO. 315 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,402 YOU KNOW, NEED I REMIND YOU AGAIN OF THE ILL-FATED TOILET PAPERING 316 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,187 OF COACH ROLAND'S HOUSE. 317 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,928 THERE YOU GO AGAIN. EQUATING FUN WITH YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS. 318 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,670 YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS? WHAT, AM I RUNNING FOR THE SENATE? 319 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,804 OK, GRANTED, DAWSON. FOR HIGH-MINDED CONVERSATION, YOU'RE THE MAN. 320 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197 BUT GENERALLY SPEAKING, 321 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,937 YOU'RE BETTER AT VERBIAGE THAN ACTUAL VERBS. 322 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,765 VERBS? 323 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,637 YEAH, ACTION WORDS. REVEL, CAROUSE, PARTY. 324 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,856 WHAT YEAR WAS IT EXACTLY WHEN PARTY BECAME A VERB? 325 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,207 THE YEAR THAT YOU AND I CAME INTO HIGH SCHOOL, DAWSON. 326 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,600 OK, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 327 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,255 SOMETIMES FRIENDSHIP MEANS TAKING PART IN STUPID STUFF. 328 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,431 NO JUDGMENTS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, 329 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,129 AND NO DECONSTRUCTION OF THE EVENTS. 330 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,869 YOU DON'T THINK I'M CAPABLE OF THAT? 331 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,785 LET'S JUST SAY I'VE SEEN NO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. 332 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,570 I DON'T LIKE THOSE GUYS DOWN THERE. 333 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,746 WHAT'S UP? 334 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,489 Billy: THEY'RE HARASSING EVERYONE FROM THE SEA GULLS TO THE SENIOR CITIZENS. 335 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:38,579 IT'S NOT REALLY MY IDEA OF FUN. 336 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,234 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE INSTANT KARMA, HUH? 337 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,192 MAYBE, UH...A BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE? 338 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,977 SEE, I WAS JUST THINKING WE COULD SLASH THEIR TIRES OR SOMETHING. 339 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,414 WELL, THAT'S IMAGINATIVE. 340 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,676 WELL, YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? 341 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,460 YEAH, I DO. 342 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,114 OH, YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ONE. 343 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,247 GOOD ANGEL THIS, PACEY. 344 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,859 DID YOU GUYS EVER SEE AMERICAN GRAFFITI? 345 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,953 WELL, WELL, WELL. 346 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,694 IF IT ISN'T MRS. WARREN GARY? 347 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,175 SO YOU KNOW? 348 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,699 WELL, IT IS NEWS, AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL. 349 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:25,365 HE SWORE HE WOULDN'T TELL, ABBY. 350 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,062 HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME. 351 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,412 $100,000 PYRAMID. 352 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,719 THINGS GUYS SAY IN THE BACKSEAT. 353 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,635 YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN ADD "WE DON'T NEED PROTECTION" TO THAT LIST. 354 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,551 WHAT? 355 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:42,164 I AM SO STUPID. 356 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,949 WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 357 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,564 WELL, HE STARTED OFF, YOU KNOW, 358 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,567 JUST CALLING ALL THE TIME. 359 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,526 HE'D BE SO SWEET. 360 00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,269 AND ONE TIME HE...HE WON ME THIS STUFFED FROG AT CONEY ISLAND 361 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,140 AND BROUGHT IT BACK FOR ME. 362 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,101 THE FIRST TIME WE MADE LOVE, HE CRIED. 363 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,277 WARREN GARY? 364 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,284 THAT WAS BEFORE THE PEE STRIP TURNED BLUE. 365 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,416 BLUE? 366 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,725 OH, MY GOD! 367 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,074 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 368 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,511 YES, I DO. 369 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,513 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 370 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,688 I KNOW. 371 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,125 DOES WARREN KNOW? 372 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,825 HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS IT'S MY PROBLEM AND MINE ONLY. 373 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,263 OH, THAT LITTLE PUKE. 374 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:46,010 OH, THAT SORRY PUKE. 375 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,448 [HORN BLOWING] 376 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,597 NOW. PACEY, NOW! 377 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,338 YEOW! 378 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,471 HIT IT! GO, GO, GO! 379 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:47,218 HA HA HA. WHOA! YEAH! 380 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,916 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 381 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,396 GET THAT JERK. 382 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,919 [LAUGHING] 383 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,181 WHOO! 384 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,791 YEAH! 385 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,750 HA, HA! 386 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,366 ...STAY RIGHT HERE, HEH. 387 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:13,332 Billy: ALL RIGHT, D-MAN, 388 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,508 YOU GOT YOUR COMPANION PICKED OUT FOR THE EVENING YET? 389 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,901 WHAT? ALREADY? 390 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,250 NO, DUDE. I'M SHOOTING POOL. 391 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,731 YOU GOTTA STAY ON TOP OF THESE THINGS. 392 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,255 I'LL BET PACEY AIN'T LETTIN' POOL GET IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS. 393 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,040 UH-UH. TAKE YOUR PICK. 394 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,346 THE BLONDE AT THE BAR, 395 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,653 TANK TOP IN TAN UP AT THE JUKEBOX, 396 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:33,482 OR THE LEATHER PANTS BY THE FOOSBALL TABLE. 397 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,356 RACK 'EM. 398 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,619 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING. 399 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,490 Woman: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 400 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:43,623 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 401 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,277 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME 402 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:48,410 PREPARE FOR TONIGHT'S COLLEGE FAIR, 403 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,935 AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL BACK HERE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 404 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:55,286 JOEY... 405 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,637 CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE? 406 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,986 SURE. 407 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:10,998 JOEY, IN A SCHOOL THIS SIZE IT'S DIFFICULT TO KEEP ANY SECRETS. 408 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,913 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 409 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,437 GIRLS YOUR AGE OFTEN MAKE MISTAKES. 410 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,484 YEAH, WELL, BOYS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE A FEW MISTAKES THEMSELVES. 411 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:22,488 TRUE. BUT THE PRICE THEY PAY SEEMS TO BE SO MUCH LESS. 412 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,838 YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES AHEAD, 413 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,492 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE PREPARED. 414 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,145 EXCUSE ME? 415 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,148 THE FAMILY LIVING COURSE HERE OFFERS SOME VALUABLE PREPARATION. 416 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:33,760 WAIT. ISN'T THAT THE CLASS WHERE THEY MAKE YOU CARRY AROUND 417 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,457 A SACK OF FLOUR AND PRETEND IT'S A BABY? 418 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,850 THAT'S ONLY PART OF IT. 419 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:40,288 I KNOW THE TASK YOU FACE SEEMS MANAGEABLE NOW, 420 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:43,596 BUT CHILD REARING IS FILLED WITH TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. 421 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,728 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. 422 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,724 DID YOU NOTICE HOW PACEY HAD HIS EYE ON 3 GIRLS? 423 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,639 THE MAN KNOWS IT'S ALL ABOUT NUMBERS. 424 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:27,640 NUMBERS? 425 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,032 ODDS. DON'T WASTE TIME. 426 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:31,339 YOU'LL KNOW WITHIN 15 SECONDS 427 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,906 WHETHER A WOMAN WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED. 428 00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:35,038 IF THE ANSWER IS NO, YOU BAIL. 429 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,432 WHO CARES? YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. 430 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,608 BUT THAT'S WHY YOU ASK 10. 431 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:41,523 WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO TO SEAL THE DEAL, 432 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,526 AND PULL THE TRIGGER. POW! 433 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,180 HELLO. 434 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:50,053 WELL, WISH ME LUCK, BOYS, 'CAUSE HERE I GO. 435 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,886 SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE, BUDDY? 436 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,846 TIME'S A-WASTING. WE DON'T GOT ALL NIGHT. 437 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,631 HI, WHAT'S UP? 438 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,721 FOUND HER. 439 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:17,080 HI. MY NAME-- MY NAME IS DAWSON. 440 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:22,608 OH, YOU'RE DAWSON. WOW, YEAH, ALL RIGHT! GOOD TO KNOW. 441 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:31,094 HEY, THERE. I'M THE DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM. YOU? 442 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:32,661 YOU'RE DUMBER THAN WHO? 443 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,800 LOOK, I--I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND 444 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,584 THE ABSURDITY OF THIS MOMENT. 445 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:47,284 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF SENDING OVER A DRINK OR SAYING SOMETHING CLEVER 446 00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,330 AND WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? 447 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,767 YOU KNOW, I FIGURED DIRECTNESS WOULD BE THE BEST APPROACH. 448 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,856 I.E., MY NAME IS DAWSON. 449 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,250 NOT THAT MY NAME IN IT OF ITSELF SHOULD IMPRESS YOU, 450 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:59,732 BUT KIND OF IN THE HOPES THAT YOU MIGHT IN RESPONSE TELL ME YOUR NAME. 451 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,430 DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED? 452 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:09,263 OH, NO, ACTUALLY, UM, BUT BLIND OPTIMISM IS ONE OF MY FAULTS. 453 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,134 ONE OF YOUR FAULTS? DO YOU HAVE MANY? 454 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:14,747 LET'S SEE, THERE'S, UM, 455 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,184 MY RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR DANGER, 456 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,360 MY TIRESOME ROMANTICISM, 457 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,362 AND THEN THERE'S THE WAY I KEEP ON TALKING 458 00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:23,930 LONG AFTER THE PERSON I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS HAS LOST ALL INTEREST. 459 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,975 MY NAME IS NINA. AND IF YOU ASK ME 460 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,629 WHERE PINTAAND SANTA MARIAARE, 461 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,326 I'LL BE SO OUT OF HERE. 462 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,898 FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL? 463 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,074 I DID. SHE DIDN'T. 464 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,950 DAMN! CHECK OUT DAWSON. 465 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,560 THAT GIRL'S FINE. 466 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,477 THERE'S LOT OF WOMEN IN THIS PLACE. WHY ME? 467 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,000 DID YOU NOTICE MY INNER LIGHT 468 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,394 OR WAS IT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE BASE? 469 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:55,657 UM, ACTUALLY, IT WAS YOUR SHIRT. 470 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,790 REALLY, THIS THING? 471 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,706 AND NOT EVEN ANY CLEAVAGE. 472 00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:03,404 SO WHAT ARE YOU, DAWSON, SOME SORT OF FILM BUFF? 473 00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:10,106 [TAPPING ON WINDOW] 474 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,675 UH, COME ON IN. 475 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,380 HEY. HOW'S MY FAVORITE MOTHER-TO-BE? 476 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,860 ACTUALLY, NOT SO GOOD. 477 00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,949 LOOK, I--I JUST CAME OVER HERE TO TELL YOU 478 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,342 THAT WE SHOULD CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 479 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,473 WH-WHY? 480 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:30,997 BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH. 481 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,999 I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING. 482 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,392 MRS. TINGLE WANTS ME TO SIGN UP FOR THAT MOMMY AND ME CLASS. 483 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:37,830 YEAH, AND SHERMAN WILLIAMS, THAT ADVENTIST KID, 484 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,440 HE OFFERED TO MARRY ME TODAY. 485 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,921 IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO WARREN. 486 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,967 OH, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT 487 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:48,014 THAT GUY DESERVES EVERYTHING THAT'S COMING TO HIM. 488 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:51,582 MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 489 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:55,021 JOEY--JOEY, THAT GUY TREATED YOU WITH NO RESPECT, ALL RIGHT? 490 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:56,675 THAT HURTS. I KNOW. 491 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,768 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 492 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,726 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 493 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,336 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 494 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,774 YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SOME CONVENIENT REVENGE SCENARIO 495 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,732 TO DUMP ALL YOUR RESIDUAL MALE ANGER. 496 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,429 IS THAT WHAT DAWSON WAS FOR YOU? 497 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:13,866 JUST SOME PATSY TO TAKE THE FALL 498 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,519 FOR ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? 499 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,086 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T, JOEY. ALL RIGHT? 500 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,741 DON'T--DON'T TURN THIS INTO A DAWSON THING. 501 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:22,613 THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE? 502 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:25,312 DAWSON WAS PROBABLY THE FIRST DECENT GUY YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH, 503 00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:26,661 AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 504 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,663 YOU DROVE HIM RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF A PROSTITUTE. 505 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,012 JOEY, YOU TOOK THAT ONE WAY TOO FAR. 506 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:31,927 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? 507 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,582 YOU WANT--'CAUSE THE TRUTH IS EVER SINCE DAWSON AND I BROKE UP, 508 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,714 YOU HAVE BEEN SCARED TO DEATH. 509 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,411 OH, PLEASE. 510 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,761 YOU'RE SCARED BECAUSE NOW THERE'S NO MORE EXCUSES. 511 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,676 THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME. 512 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,940 AND NOW WHEN DAWSON TREATS YOU LIKE GOOD OL' UNDERSTANDING JOEY, 513 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,594 JUST ONE OF THE GUYS JOEY, 514 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,814 I'M NOT GOING TO BE AROUND FOR YOU TO HATE. 515 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,032 AND THAT IS HOW HE'LL TREAT YOU, JOEY. 516 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,093 SCORCESE, KUBRICK. THOSE ARE DIRECTORS. 517 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,877 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A SPIELBERG FAN. 518 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,444 THE GUY MAKES SLICK FAIRY TALES. 519 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,533 MOVIES BY NATURE ARE ESCAPIST. 520 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,230 IF YOU WANT REALITY, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 521 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:16,406 UH, COME ON, HE'S A SCHLOCKMEISTER. 522 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,757 WHOSE MOVIES HAVE DONE A BILLION DOLLARS OF BOX OFFICE. 523 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,936 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EQUATING MAINSTREAM POPULARITY WITH ARTISTIC MERIT. 524 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:27,766 BY THAT LOGIC, WE SHOULD BE STUDYING ACE VENTURA IN FILM SCHOOL. 525 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,116 YOU'RE IN FILM SCHOOL? 526 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,553 HEY, DAWSON, THEY GOT, UH, THAT CHOCOLATE MILK YOU ORDERED 527 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,120 UP AT THE BAR THERE. 528 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:37,819 AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, BEAUTIFUL? 529 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:41,997 NINA. 530 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:45,087 YOU CAN CALL ME COLUMBUS. 531 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,440 YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWSON, THIS PLACE IS GETTING REALLY CROWDED. 532 00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:51,920 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE? 533 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,879 YEAH. LET'S. 534 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,752 HEY! 535 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,717 SO, THANK YOU BACK THERE. 536 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:10,591 BILLY, I MEAN, HE CAN BE SORT OF A JERK SOMETIMES. 537 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,768 THINKS HE'S, YOU KNOW. IT'S COLDER OUT HERE THAN IT WAS BEFORE. 538 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,639 I THINK A LITTLE BIT CHILLY. 539 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,945 HE'S FROM NEW YORK, BILLY IS. 540 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:19,426 SO HE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME HERE. 541 00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,428 FILM SCHOOL, HUH? 542 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:24,126 DAWSON, ARE WE DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO? 543 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,214 NO. 544 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,302 'CAUSE YOU'VE LAUNCHED 545 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:27,434 INTO A PRETTY CONVINCING 546 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:28,914 RAIN MAN IMPRESSION. 547 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,829 LOOK, ALL WE'RE DOING IS WALKING TO MY CAR. 548 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,920 AND AFTER THAT? 549 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:37,618 WELL, AFTER THAT, I'M DRIVING HOME. 550 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,055 NOTICE THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR. 551 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:43,102 I'M NOT IN THE HABIT OF BEING THE SEXUAL FACILITATOR 552 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,668 FOR MEN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE. 553 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,409 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 554 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,108 COME ON, I SAW YOUR FRIENDS OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 555 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,979 THEY DID EVERYTHING BUT HOLD UP SCORECARDS. 556 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:55,636 MAYBE--MAYBE IT IS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 557 00:30:58,378 --> 00:30:59,770 I JUST GOT DUMPED. 558 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:03,644 AHH, THE EVENING SNAPS INTO FOCUS. 559 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:06,908 AND I LET THEM CONVINCE ME THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER HER... 560 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,431 WAS TO NAIL A STRANGER? 561 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:11,347 YEAH, I GUESS, BUT-- 562 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,523 IT'S NOT EXACTLY HEALTHY, YOU KNOW. 563 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:15,569 I'M SORRY, BUT--BUT IT DID QUIT BEING ABOUT THAT. 564 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,440 FOR NEARLY AN HOUR IN THERE, TALKING TO YOU. 565 00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:19,138 I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. ALL ABOUT HER. 566 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:23,969 AND, HA, HA, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 DAYS, 567 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:26,362 I ACTUALLY DON'T FEEL SO BAD. 568 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:35,154 SO, UM, WOULD IT IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU DIDN'T, UM, REAPPEAR TILL MORNING? 569 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,419 I THINK THEY'D ERECT A STATUE. 570 00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:44,946 OK, TELL YOU WHAT. COME OVER. 571 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,035 WE'LL FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. 572 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,515 I MEAN, YOU'RE A SPIELBERG FAN. 573 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,169 IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE IN ANY DANGER, RIGHT? 574 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,391 HURRY UP. COME ON. BEFORE I START LISTENING 575 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:57,872 TO THAT LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLING ME I SHOULD CARD YOU. 576 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,963 THE GIRL THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT... 577 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:05,097 I STILL SORT OF WANT HER BACK AND I... 578 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,229 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'M JUST BEING REALLY CRAZY HERE, 579 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,970 BUT I... 580 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,842 I JUST DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE RIGHT. 581 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:15,063 WOW! CAN'T DECIDE IF I'M OFFENDED 582 00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:18,937 OR IF YOU'VE JUST RESTORED MY FAITH IN THE MALE SEX. 583 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,034 [GIGGLES] 584 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:35,040 CALL ME IF SHE DOESN'T COME TO HER SENSES. 585 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,613 BYE. 586 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:47,008 Woman [OVER P.A.]: WELCOME TO CAPESIDE'S ANNUAL COLLEGE FAIR THIS EVENING. 587 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,750 PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR INTERNATIONAL BOOTH. 588 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,143 THAT'S BOOTH 3. 589 00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:58,541 IMAGINING WHAT SHE'LL LOOK LIKE WITH A BOWLING BALL IN HER UTERUS? 590 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,935 DON'T BOTHER. 591 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,676 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS-- 592 00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,417 NOT A CHANCE. 593 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,072 THAT GIRL'S COMIC RELIEF. SPEAKING OF WHICH, 594 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,857 WARREN GARY WAS CALLED INTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON 595 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,380 FOR A LECTURE ON CONTRACEPTION. 596 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:13,121 WELL, GOOD. HE COULD USE-- 597 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:14,470 YOU DON'T GET IT. 598 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:17,038 WARREN IS THE LAST PERSON WHO NEEDS THAT LECTURE. 599 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:20,215 WHAT YOU HEARD WAS A LIE MADE UP BY A PATHETIC SOPHOMORE 600 00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,435 TRYING TO LAND A POPULAR BOYFRIEND. 601 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:25,133 BESIDES, WARREN COULDN'T FERTILIZE A GARDEN. 602 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,875 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 603 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,008 I HAD A CHAT WITH MY FRIEND ELISE TODAY. 604 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,226 SHE USED TO DATE WARREN. 605 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,446 SHE DATED HIM FOR 6 MONTHS. 606 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:36,275 SHE USED TO BAKE HIM SPIRIT COOKIES BEFORE EVERY GAME. 607 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,668 SHE BOUGHT A $400 DRESS FOR A DANCE HE FAILED TO SHOW UP FOR. 608 00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:40,801 OK, YOUR POINT IS? 609 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:42,585 ACCORDING TO ELISE, 610 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:46,198 WARREN HAD ONE OTHER SIGNIFICANT FAILURE AS A BOYFRIEND. 611 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:49,201 LET'S JUST SAY HE HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR THE LADIES 612 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,290 IN A VERY UNFORTUNATE LOCATION. 613 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:08,089 [WHISPERING] 614 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,108 HEY, MAN. 615 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,197 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 616 00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:32,418 GOD! YOU COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. 617 00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:33,767 GUESS NOT, BILLY. 618 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,725 MAN, YOU PRACTICALLY HAD HER BEGGING FOR IT. 619 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,727 LISTEN, A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE-- 620 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,730 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, GETTING LAID, 621 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,863 IT COMES DOWN TO A SIMPLE BEATLES/ STONES QUESTION. 622 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:43,994 WHAT? 623 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,387 DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER HAND 624 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,476 OR DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER? 625 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,478 SOME WOMEN MIGHT SAY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A BEATLE, 626 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,219 TRUST ME, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 627 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:53,265 A LITTLE MORE... TANGIBLE. 628 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:55,267 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, BILLY. 629 00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:00,489 HEY, KNOW WHAT, GUYS? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 630 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,884 IT'S FUNNY, UH, WATCHING YOU WITH THIS GIRL. 631 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:05,886 IT SORT OF MAKES SENSE WHY YOU BLEW IT WITH JEN. 632 00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,583 I DON'T GET YOU! 633 00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:10,151 YOU CAME TO TOWN TO BREAK JEN AND ME UP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 634 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,632 ARE YOU POUTING NOW BECAUSE THINGS DIDN'T GO ACCORDING TO PLAN? 635 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,155 WHAT? 636 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,243 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHY 637 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,245 YOU WANTED ME TO GET LUCKY TONIGHT? 638 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:19,160 SO YOU COULD GO WHISPER IN JEN'S EAR, 639 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,509 CONVINCE HER THAT ALL MEN ARE DOGS, 640 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,250 THEN ASSUME THAT SHE'D SEEK YOUR COMFORT. 641 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:25,558 FOR ALL THAT WISDOM, YOU SURE BIT HARD. 642 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,169 HARD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT'S NOT MY STYLE, MAN, IT'S YOURS. 643 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:31,346 AND FRANKLY, YOUR STYLE'S PATHETIC. 644 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,174 IF YOU REALLY HAD JEN'S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, 645 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,828 YOU WOULD STAY AWAY FROM HER. 646 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,439 DO YOU KNOW THOSE ARE THE EXACT SAME WORDS HER DAD USED 647 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,615 WHEN HE TOLD ME HE'D SEND HER AWAY? 648 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:42,792 DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY YOU SOUND LIKE HER DAD? I DO. 649 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:45,317 IT'S BETTER THAN SOUNDING LIKE HER LOSER EX-BOYFRIEND. 650 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,189 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, DAWSON. 651 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:50,626 AND, UH, SINCE YOU 2 COOL GUYS 652 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,889 PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT A LOSER LIKE ME HANGING AROUND, 653 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,761 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 654 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,806 HAVE A FUN TRIP HOME, BOYS. 655 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,856 YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE MAYBE WAITED TILL WE WERE BACK IN CAPESIDE 656 00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:05,032 TO THROW OUT THAT LAST ZINGER, DAWSON? 657 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:12,822 HEY, LOVERBOY. 658 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,172 SPARE A MINUTE? 659 00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:18,567 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY. 660 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,569 OH, MY HEART BLEEDS. 661 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:25,183 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOO THRILLED WITH ME, 662 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:29,012 BUT HERE'S AN IDEA. 663 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:32,015 ONE WAY TO GET RID OF A LIE IS TO MAKE IT THE TRUTH. 664 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,582 SO MAYBE YOU AND ME-- 665 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:35,541 YOU KNOW, I'M AFRAID I'D BE GETTING WORKED UP 666 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:38,239 FOR SOMETHING THAT I HEAR IS QUITE THE ANTI-CLIMAX, SO. 667 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,199 WHAT? 668 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,202 YOUR REVIEWS ARE IN, WARREN. 669 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:47,205 AND FRANKLY, YOU'VE BEEN PANNED. 670 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,859 SO WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF SOPHOMORE THREAT? 671 00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:52,558 NO. JUST A REMINDER. 672 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,821 THAT IF ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING, IT'S A RUMOR. 673 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:58,738 BUT 2 PEOPLE. MMM. IT'S GOSPEL. 674 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:03,264 BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT PLANNING ON DATING ANYONE EVER AGAIN, SO. 675 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,223 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 676 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:06,789 COMPLETE AND UTTER DENIAL. 677 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:10,663 FINE! JUST SO YOU KNOW... 678 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:14,406 THE REASON I PICKED YOU UP THIS MORNING WAS BECAUSE-- 679 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,279 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE. 680 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:22,240 YOU KNOW, JUST-- 681 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:25,678 SATURDAY NIGHT I HAVE PLANS, BUT THEY'RE BREAKABLE. 682 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:28,289 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 683 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:33,207 IN PUBLIC...OFFICIAL... 684 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,514 GROPING-OPTIONAL DATE. 685 00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,604 YEAH. 686 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,999 SURE, UM, YEAH, JUST, UH, PICK ME UP AFTER MY LOBOTOMY. 687 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,441 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 688 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:55,360 SO, YOU WANTED TO GET OUT OF CAPESIDE TO GET JEN OFF YOUR MIND. 689 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,797 DID IT WORK? 690 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,321 NO. [CHUCKLES] 691 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,454 MAYBE FOR AWHILE. 692 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,199 ALL RIGHT, AM I GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ALL NIGHT, 693 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:11,854 OR YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED OUTSIDE THE CLUB WITH THAT WOMAN? 694 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:14,161 [SIGHS] 695 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:16,250 NOTHING HAPPENED. I JUST WALKED HER TO HER CAR. 696 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,558 THAT'S IT. NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL. 697 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,951 RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY. SO YOU'RE JUST WEARING THAT LIPSTICK 698 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,953 AS A FASHION STATEMENT, RIGHT? 699 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:29,568 HA HA HA HA! 700 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,317 HEY. 701 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,231 HEY. 702 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:50,502 LOOK, I'M--I'M HAVING AN ICE CREAM ANTI-SOCIAL HERE. 703 00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:51,807 YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 704 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,247 YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 705 00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:06,518 THE WARREN GARY INFORMATION PROVED USEFUL. THANKS. 706 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:11,349 OH, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HIS PUBLIC RETRACTION IS ALREADY MAKING THE ROUNDS. 707 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:15,614 WELL, IT IS NEWS AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL. 708 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:17,790 MMM, COOKIE DOUGH. 709 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,182 YEAH. 710 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,888 SO--SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOEY? 711 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:32,065 IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN KEEP DAWSON FROM COMING BETWEEN US? 712 00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:37,549 YEAH, SURE, I MEAN-- 713 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:42,728 HE'S--HE'S ONLY IN LOVE WITH ONE OF US, SO. 714 00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:43,903 YOU'RE RIGHT. 715 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:55,088 MUST BE, OH, A LOT EASIER THAN JUST BEING THE OBJECT OF HIS INFATUATION, HUH? 716 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,490 ALTHOUGH, I DOUBT THAT AFTER TODAY 717 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:08,449 EITHER OF US WILL BE VYING FOR HIS AFFECTIONS. 718 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:12,148 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 719 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:18,764 I MEAN, JUST PICTURING DAWSON SO... MALE, IT'S JUST-- 720 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:20,679 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S MADE ME NAUSEOUS ALL DAY. 721 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:32,778 YOU THINK HE'S ALREADY-- 722 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:43,658 [SIGHS] 723 00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:04,723 SO, DID YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WENT THERE FOR? 724 00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:07,943 I WAS A NON-STOP SEX MACHINE, JOEY. 725 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:10,119 YOU KNOW ME. 726 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:12,078 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 727 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:14,167 AH. I BOFFED CAPESIDE'S STARTING FULLBACK 728 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,255 AND GOT KNOCKED UP, YOU KNOW. 729 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,258 OH, THAT'S NICE. 730 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,656 SO WAS IT ALL GOOD CLEAN FUN, DAWSON? 731 00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:26,614 UM, NOT EXACTLY. 732 00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:33,708 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 733 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:39,148 I WILL. OH, JOEY, THERE'S SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU, 734 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:42,108 BUT I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 24 HOURS. 735 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:45,546 [YAWNING] PLUS... 736 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:48,288 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN WAIT. 737 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:49,985 IT'S OK. 738 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:51,813 OK. HEY! 739 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:55,513 FOR AWHILE TONIGHT, 740 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:59,125 NOTHING REMINDED ME OF JEN. 741 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,953 IT WAS LIKE LOOKING AT THE WORLD WITHOUT BLINDERS ON. 742 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:25,499 YEAH. 743 00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:28,676 I CAN WAIT.