1 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,557 -What are you doing? -I don't get this movie. 2 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:18,352 We've watched it for an hour and a half. I'd like to know what happens. 3 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,730 When movies get too unrealistic, it depresses me. 4 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,190 -I get a headache. I can't watch. -Unrealistic? 5 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,485 -Dawson, your favorite movie is E.T. -So? 6 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:30,114 An alien who eats Reese's Pieces and flies around on a bicycle? 7 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:34,285 But the emotion's realistic. This movie.... Come on! 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,371 A girl has to decide between two guys, so they drag race? 9 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:40,207 She agrees to go out with whoever has the fastest car? 10 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,335 I hate to break it to you, but a fast car can be a real turn-on. 11 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,714 Why don't they arm-wrestle? Whoever has the biggest bicep wins? 12 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,299 That would work. 13 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,717 -Give me the remote. -No. 14 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,469 -Give it! -I don't want to watch it. 15 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:54,346 You're asking for it. Stop it, give it to me! 16 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,640 -Wait a minute! -Give it to me. 17 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,809 You are such a brat. 18 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,608 You know what? This movie really threatens you, doesn't it? 19 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,942 -Threatens me? -Yeah. 20 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:08,319 Okay, enlighten me. 21 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,823 Because guys are attracted to girls for totally superficial reasons. 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:17,912 Yes, they are. They like girls from New York with blond hair and pouty lips... 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,623 ...and bony arms and big boobs. 24 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,084 But it goes both ways, Dawson. It goes both ways. 25 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,711 Jen does not have... 26 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:28,631 ...bony arms. 27 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:33,344 You can't stand the idea that if a girl is choosing between guys... 28 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:37,139 ...she might not choose the doofus who woos her with flowers and poems. 29 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,643 She might choose the guy with the faster car or the bigger bicep... 30 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,853 ...or the bigger joystick. 31 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,231 -Bigger joystick? -Yes. 32 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:49,068 First of all, girls are attracted to romance more than anything else. 33 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,362 Yeah. Keep hope alive there. 34 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,198 I don't compete with other guys. Like Pacey and me. 35 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:57,409 You don't see us running around arm-wrestling over some girl. 36 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,454 Well, as I said, you don't like to lose. 37 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,833 -What's that supposed to mean? -Pacey has bigger biceps. 38 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,292 He does not! 39 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,628 Are you sure? 40 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:10,089 Because I thought he did. 41 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,717 So let me get this straight. 42 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:18,639 If girls are so attracted to the romantic guys, then... 43 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,392 ...why won't Jen have sex with you? 44 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,271 -Jen wants to have sex. She just-- -She just... 45 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,731 ...hasn't gotten around to it. 46 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,820 Let's watch the movie, Joey. 47 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,201 Thought it was giving you a headache. 48 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,328 The shoguns in the Tokugawa era separated the church from the state... 49 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,373 -...and the Oku was where-- -Sorry I'm late, my car broke-- 50 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,751 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 51 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,047 -Hi. -The Oku is where the shogun... 52 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,342 ...kept its harem. It housed 600 women, all in service to one man. 53 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,845 What? Whoa, 600? 54 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:26,392 -Since the emperor was in Kyoto-- -I have a question. 55 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:30,187 Did you say that 600 chicks were all in service to just one dude? 56 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:35,859 -I didn't say "chicks," but yes. -Does this mean sexual service? 57 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,653 Grant.... 58 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,406 Yes. Each night the shogun chose... 59 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:44,410 -...from hundreds of concubines. -No way! That's intense! Oh, my God. 60 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:48,706 -Since the emperor was in Kyoto-- -Hello? Over here. 61 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,166 I'll take questions after the presentation. 62 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,044 Right. Now, did these concubines... 63 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,505 ...did they have to doink the shogun? 64 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,424 -Grant.... -Or could they say, "No dice"? 65 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:03,595 -It was a privilege to be chosen-- -The shogun was like the school stud. 66 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,725 -Every chick wanted a piece of him? -They didn't want a "piece" of him. 67 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:11,729 -Sounds like they did to me. -That's because you have a low IQ. 68 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:27,077 -They called him "Oompa Loompa." -Oompa Loompa? What's that? 69 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,246 From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? 70 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,999 Little green midgets used to stir the chocolate? 71 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,459 -Hey, guys. -Swear. 72 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,920 So, what's so funny? 73 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,505 Nothing. 74 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:40,841 What's so funny? 75 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,802 No, it's nothing, Dawson. Forget about it. 76 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,346 -Okay. -Hey, Dawson, get pumped. 77 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,599 It's your favorite time of day, gym time! 78 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,934 I think we're playing b-ball. Remember that? 79 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,353 It's the one that's got that hoop up in the air. 80 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:57,357 -I know how to play basketball, Pacey. -Oh, I know you do, sport. 81 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,402 Just don't kick the ball, and don't hit it with a baseball bat. 82 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:05,407 -You dribble, like this.... -Okay, funny guy, yeah. See you in gym. 83 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:07,409 Roger, dodger. 84 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,038 -See you later, Jen. -Bye, Pacey. 85 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:16,043 I have health with Mr. Pickering now. Just another person in Capeside... 86 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,837 ...who has some inexplicable grudge against me. 87 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,715 You look incredible today. 88 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,010 -Well, thank you. -So, what were you guys laughing at? 89 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:28,639 It was nothing, Dawson. I don't even remember what it was. 90 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,349 Okay. 91 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,392 I'm really glad it's Friday. 92 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,771 School's making me so stir-crazy. 93 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,732 Let's do something wild this weekend, like river rafting... 94 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,776 ...or jump out of a plane naked. 95 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,862 -We'll have fun. -Okay. 96 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,322 Okay. 97 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,325 -I'll see you later. -All right. 98 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,665 The cheerleaders are doing splits in the gymnasium. 99 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,668 How am I supposed to play ball with a distraction like that? 100 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:01,922 -What were you and Jen laughing at? -Dude, you're fixated. Move on. 101 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,715 Obviously you were talking trash. 102 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:08,011 -Hey, I don't talk trash, I recycle it. -Whatever. 103 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:12,683 -Jen said you were talking about me. -No, she didn't. 104 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,977 -She did? -Yeah. 105 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,687 Well, I guess that's cool. 106 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,274 -Oompa Loompa isn't the worst name. -You told her people called me that? 107 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,569 It's not such a big deal. Someone was bound to tell her. 108 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,905 Hey, she thought it was cute. She really did. 109 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:30,784 Dawson. You're not a little Oompa Loompa anymore. 110 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,996 You're a big, bad, manly Oompa Loompa. 111 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,499 All right. Peace, brother. 112 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,002 Tough guy. 113 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:45,007 Last night, your assignment was to read an article on euthanasia. 114 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,551 Who would like to comment on the article? 115 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,846 Daniel! 116 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,269 That doctors are supposed to heal, not to kill? 117 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,354 Yes. 118 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,900 Besides being immoral, helping a patient take his or her own life... 119 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,444 ...is at odds with the prescribed role of a physician. 120 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,987 I disagree. 121 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,948 Miss Lindley... 122 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,993 ...I don't know how they run classrooms in New York City... 123 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,955 ...but here at Capeside, you raise your hand until called upon. 124 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:20,000 I'm sorry. I just thought that this was a discussion. 125 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,462 -You disagree? -Yeah, I do. 126 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:29,092 If a doctor can help someone die with dignity, it's crazy to put them in jail. 127 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,012 "Die with dignity"? 128 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,973 Isn't that just a euphemism for murder and suicide? 129 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:39,478 No. If someone has a terminal illness, if they're in terrible pain... 130 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,563 ...if it's just a matter of time.... 131 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:45,025 Don't you think there comes a point when life is no longer worth living? 132 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:49,947 Life is God's most precious gift. It is his decision when we should go. 133 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,281 -Please-- -That's enough. 134 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:55,702 For someone lying on his deathbed, life is not a gift. Life's a bitch! 135 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,709 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to say that for someone-- 136 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:06,046 This is not Times Square, Miss Lindley. 137 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:08,840 We don't use that kind of language here. 138 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,512 You just bought yourself Saturday detention. 139 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,391 Anybody else? 140 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,062 Fish sticks. 141 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,897 Hey! 142 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:28,318 -Three ham loafs. -Lumberjack, the line starts back there. 143 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:33,949 Look who it is. I dug your report, Joey. I got a lot out of it. It was very... 144 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,660 -...stimulating. -Yeah, well, you were a great help. 145 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,246 I especially liked it when you called me stupid. 146 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,000 I love it when chicks tease me. It turns me on. 147 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,545 This may come as a shock to you, but just because you're on steroids... 148 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,463 ...doesn't mean you can barge in line. 149 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,551 -People have been waiting. It's rude. -Did I butt in front of you? 150 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,011 Yeah, you did. 151 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,015 Oh, guys! Fellas, we just butt in line. 152 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:02,978 God, I feel terrible, but you understand, don't you? It's kind of like your report. 153 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,022 Excuse me? 154 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,899 We're like the shoguns. And this school... 155 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,693 ...it's like our castle. 156 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,696 -Whatever we want, we get. -Oh, really? 157 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,491 You can either be my servant... 158 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,909 ...or my concubine. 159 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,911 So, what'll it be? 160 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,044 Neither. 161 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,059 Hit the showers. Let's go. Get changed. 162 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,354 -Hey, Dawson, let's play one-on-one. -Why? 163 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,397 I'm on a roll with the ladies here. 164 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,817 You don't get any play when you're sitting on the bench. 165 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,737 Thanks for the sex tips, Casanova. I'm hungry. I want to eat. 166 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,406 It's only for a couple points. I'll buy you lunch. 167 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,034 Well, let's not get crazy. I'll buy you a fruit cup. 168 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,161 All right. I'll buy you lunch, huh? 169 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,164 You go first. 170 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,673 Come on, Dawson. Where you going, huh? 171 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,009 Right? Left? 172 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,806 He shoots, he scores! 173 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,974 The crowd goes wild! 174 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,060 This kid's on fire! You're too kind. 175 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,020 Dawson, I'm really kicking your ass. 176 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,940 If you want to impress the cheerleaders, shoot free throws. 177 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,984 You can't leave, man, I need you. You make me look good. 178 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,945 How do I do that? 179 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,241 You suck worse than I do. 180 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,869 I'm kidding. You can still beat me. Miracles happen all the time. 181 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:46,039 Come on, pass me the ball, Oompa Loompa. 182 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,459 -What did you call me? -I said check it, Oompa Loompa. 183 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,629 Hey, ladies, I really love what you did with that last cheer. 184 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,049 What the hell? 185 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,760 Oh, shoot. What happened? 186 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,929 Are you hurt? 187 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,058 -Are you all right? -Give him some room. 188 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,352 You poor thing. 189 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,146 What's gotten into you, Dawson? 190 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,442 You cool off tomorrow in all-day detention. 191 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:29,082 It's entirely unjustified. Neither one of us deserves to be here. 192 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,043 Well, I don't, but I kind of think you do. 193 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,004 You think I deserve to be here? 194 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,673 Dawson, you hit Pacey in the face with a basketball. 195 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,009 -You broke his nose. -I didn't break his nose. 196 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,052 Pacey's your best friend. 197 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:44,222 Ever since he lost his virginity, he's been copping this attitude. 198 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,018 I thought you had more control over your animal instincts. 199 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,811 I wish. 200 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,063 Sometimes I feel like they control me. 201 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,065 Like whenever I'm with you. 202 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,237 Come on. Better go. Don't want to be late. 203 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,372 What are you doing here? 204 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, my God, Pacey. Look at you. 205 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,963 -How's your nose? -It's broken, thanks. 206 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,051 -Oh, my God. That must hurt. -Hey! 207 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,261 Sorry. Sorry. 208 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,097 That really sucks. 209 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,016 Tell me about it. 210 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,101 So, what are you in detention for? 211 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,563 -It's a long, long story. -We've got eight hours. 212 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:37,817 This is gonna be fun. The three of us sitting around doing nothing. 213 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,945 It's just like every other Saturday. 214 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,073 -It's just so punitive. -That's what detention is. 215 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,826 Oh, my God. That sounds like Abby Morgan. 216 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,038 -Well, who's Abby Morgan? -You've never met Abby Morgan? 217 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,707 The girl's from hell. Literally. 218 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:58,505 -You're turning me into a delinquent. -It's about school policy, Abby. 219 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,217 I could be outside doing good things for the Capeside community... 220 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:07,222 ...like helping invalids or picking up litter, instead of wasting the day here. 221 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,810 Oh, great. It's Howdy Doody time. 222 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:16,398 Sit down and think why you're here in Saturday detention in the first place. 223 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,734 I could be doing that at home. You could put me under house arrest. 224 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:25,031 I could sit in my house all day and think about what a bad person I am. 225 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,950 Abby, shut up. 226 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,912 Hello, everyone, and welcome to Saturday detention. 227 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,248 Detention is not about fun and games. 228 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,084 Detention is about penance. 229 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,086 Sit down, Abby. 230 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,756 You're all required to stay here in the library till 5:00. 231 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:46,720 You should ask yourself, "What have I done to get detention? 232 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:50,515 And what can I do to improve my behavior?" 233 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,518 -Somebody's missing. -It's me. I'm here. 234 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,562 -Joey? -Oh, hey, everybody. 235 00:14:55,979 --> 00:15:00,066 -Is this some sort of surprise party? -Yeah. "Surprise! Break out the piñata." 236 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,027 Sit down. You're late. 237 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,738 As you know, I'm the school librarian. 238 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,532 I have some important work to do in the audio-visual room. 239 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,536 If for any reason I have to come out here and discipline you... 240 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:16,833 ...you will spend the day shelving books and sorting library cards. 241 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,711 So are you down with the program? 242 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,049 You're spending the rest of the day together, so get used to it. 243 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,718 After eight hours, you're gonna be like family. 244 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,013 Eight hours? We're gonna murder each other. 245 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,058 Well, just don't get any blood on the books. 246 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,310 And I mean that. 247 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,026 -Anybody want some gum? -Yeah, actually. 248 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,153 -Yeah. -Yeah, right. 249 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,573 Oh, my God, Pacey, what did you do to your beak? 250 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,201 Get into a car accident while picking your nose? 251 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,663 No, actually. This chump right over here... 252 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,581 ...he threw a basketball at my face. 253 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,585 Well, you should be thanking him. Can't look any worse than it did before. 254 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,131 Is that why you're in here, Dawson? Attempted manslaughter? 255 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:12,097 How about you? Get in trouble for damaging equipment with your face? 256 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,640 He's not telling. 257 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,642 Must be embarrassing. 258 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:20,188 What did you do? Make up another story about sleeping with a teacher? 259 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,068 No. And it's none of your business. 260 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:30,448 Secrets drive me crazy. Come on. If you tell us, I'll give you gum. 261 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:36,037 Oh, you're so cool. Well, keep your boring little secret. 262 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,166 How about you, Jen? What was your crime? 263 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,252 I said "bitch" in class. 264 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,047 It's just Mr. Pickering. He's got this total small-town mentality. 265 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,674 So many people here do. 266 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,094 I'm sorry. It must be so hard for you, putting up with us simpletons. 267 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,472 -That's not what I meant. -Must be a real bitch for you. 268 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,476 Catfight. Ladies, in your corners. 269 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,104 How about you, Joey? Why are you in here? 270 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:05,066 Not that I'm surprised. Incarceration does seem to run in your family. 271 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,902 -Go to hell. -I think you're the bitch, Abby. 272 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,113 Okay, Miss Big Apple. 273 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:15,118 If you want to hang out with these black sheep, don't let me stop you. 274 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,546 I slugged Grant Bodean. 275 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,507 You slugged Grant Bodean? 276 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,427 -Is that why he left school early? -Yeah. 277 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,096 Oh, my God. That is moronic, even for you. 278 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,601 I mean, Grant Bodean is, like, the king of the school and a total fox. 279 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,771 Why did they put me in here with all you violent offenders? 280 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,314 -What did you do, Abby? -Yeah. 281 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:48,151 -Don't go there, Dawson. -Oh, come on, Abby. We told you. 282 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,820 -Yeah. -Look, I don't want to blow your minds. 283 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:55,116 -Abby, we can handle this one. -I don't think you can, Pinocchio. 284 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,119 Oh, really? Hit me with it. 285 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,122 Okay. 286 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,626 -Ever been to the boys' locker room? -Yeah. 287 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,337 You ever heard of a little drug called Ecstasy? 288 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,132 You ever heard of an orgy? 289 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,053 That's all I can tell you. 290 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:20,099 Suffice to say some people in this school aren't afraid of erotic pleasure. 291 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,977 But I don't kiss and tell. 292 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,939 That's all I can say. Sorry. 293 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,116 -This is so Breakfast Club. -Breakfast Club? 294 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,078 The movie where the kids are stuck in detention all day. 295 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,331 At first they hate each other, and then they become good friends. 296 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,793 Oh, yeah. That movie stunk. Whatever happened to those actors? 297 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,088 Anthony Michael Hall got some kind of weird thyroid condition. 298 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,091 Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingénue appeal, and the rest... 299 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,510 ...are languishing somewhere in TV obscurity. 300 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,806 No way! Emilio Estevez, he was in those duck movies, remember? 301 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,724 God, those were classics. 302 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,935 So funny. 303 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,148 What? 304 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:16,155 My best friend in New York, her sister used to baby-sit for Ally Sheedy. 305 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:20,201 You know somebody who knows somebody who knows Ally Sheedy? 306 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,288 Yeah, Jen. You're just so glamorous. 307 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,082 We can't all be like you, Abby... 308 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,460 ...having your little Ecstasy gangbangs in the boys' locker room. 309 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,922 Mrs. Tringle? 310 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,884 -Mrs. Tringle! -Oh, come on. 311 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,220 You brought him here to break up Uncle Bo and Hope. 312 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,306 Mrs. Tringle? 313 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,057 Mrs. Tringle? 314 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,146 -What is it? -I have a bladder that's about to burst. 315 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,774 Could I please be excused to go use the bathroom? 316 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,409 I'm surprised she's not following us into the stalls. 317 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,512 I may be reaching, but I think the four of you... 318 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,308 ...have some weird sexual tension deal going on. 319 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,435 Am I right? 320 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,156 -I'm so bored. -Really? 321 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,158 Where's your Ecstasy, Abby? 322 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,036 You and I can go down to the boys' locker room and-- 323 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:49,874 If I had any, I wouldn't waste it on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. 324 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,045 You're not gonna let Rudolph join in any of your perverted reindeer games? 325 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:58,049 Hey, now, there's an idea. Games. We should all play a game. 326 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,135 Really? What do you want to play? Pin the Tail on the Ho-bag? 327 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,012 No. 328 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,974 We should play Truth or Dare. 329 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,685 Please? I'll be your best friend. 330 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:15,400 Okay. I'll go first. Dawson, you can ask me anything... 331 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,695 -...and I'll swear to tell the truth. -Forget about it, Abby. 332 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,532 Come on, Dawson, isn't there anything you've ever wanted to ask me? 333 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,909 Are you an alien, and what planet are you from? 334 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,829 -No, and Earth. Okay, my turn. -Wait a minute! 335 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,039 -No. That was your question. -That was a joke. 336 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,835 There are rules to this game, and your turn is over. It's my turn. 337 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,795 And I want to ask... 338 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,171 ...Pacey. 339 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,465 Truth or dare, Pacey? 340 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,678 All right, Abby. Just remember, it's my turn next. 341 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,139 Oh, I'm so scared. 342 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,933 Truth or dare, Pacey? 343 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,479 -Dare, truth, I don't care. -Fine. Truth. 344 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,982 Pacey, why are you in detention? 345 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,782 Well, it's.... It's just.... You see.... 346 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,285 Well, you.... I want a.... I want a dare. 347 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,496 -Oh, come on, Pacey, just tell us. -Hey, I want a dare. 348 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,916 You are such a wuss. Fine. 349 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,627 I dare you... 350 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,131 ...to kiss, on the lips... 351 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,884 ...for 10 seconds... 352 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,093 ...Jen! 353 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,845 What? 354 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,143 We're waiting. 355 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,314 -This is stupid. -Nobody wants to play this game. 356 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:41,194 I do. And, Pacey, you said dare. You better do as she says. 357 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,990 All right. Fine. What do I care? 358 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,188 Okay. Joey. 359 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,899 Miss "You Better Do As She Says." 360 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,361 -What'll it be, truth or dare? -No. You said you were gonna-- 361 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,863 Truth or dare? 362 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,574 Truth. 363 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,785 Okay. 364 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,203 Who do you like? 365 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,038 Who do I like? 366 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:37,583 Yeah. Simple question. Who are you in love with? 367 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:38,835 The truth. 368 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,882 Did I say truth? I meant dare. 369 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,094 You guys are such wimps. Can't any of you handle the truth? 370 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:52,056 I'll climb through the ventilation shafts. I'll flash Mrs. Tringle. 371 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,308 Perfect. Then in keeping with our kissing theme... 372 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:59,397 ...Joey, I dare you to kiss, on the lips, for 15 seconds... 373 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,190 ...Dawson Leery. 374 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,401 -No way. No. -Pacey, grow up. 375 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,864 -No. You have to do it, Joey. -You did say you'd do anything. 376 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:13,244 Fine. Dawson, come here. 377 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,037 Come on. 378 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,467 I'll keep the time. 379 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:04,086 Thirteen...fourteen... 380 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,546 ...fifteen. 381 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,215 Okay. 382 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,220 So are we having fun yet? 383 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,188 It's your turn, Joey. 384 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,607 Earth to dimwit. 385 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:28,194 -Come in, dimwit. -Okay. 386 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,154 Jen... 387 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,447 ...truth or dare? 388 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:34,617 Truth. 389 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,244 Okay. 390 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,914 Of all the guys at school, is Dawson the one you're most attracted to? 391 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,459 -Do I like him the most? Yes. -I didn't ask if you liked him the best. 392 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:47,046 I asked you if he's the one that you're most attracted to. 393 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:50,883 -What do you mean, "attracted to"? -She means, like, physically attracted. 394 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:55,888 Is he the guy you're hottest for? Or do you like his personality the best... 395 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,182 ...but you'd rather boink someone else? 396 00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,433 Someone like Pacey? 397 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:02,979 -No! I like Dawson. -Yeah, but do you lust for him? 398 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:06,190 -It's a stupid question. -Why is it a stupid question? 399 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:10,194 -I don't have any problem with it. -It's a stupid question, because.... 400 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:14,198 It's a stupid question, because the answer is yes, all right? 401 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,077 Obviously, the answer is yes. I lust for Dawson. I'm hot for him. 402 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,622 Are you happy, Joey? Maybe if you spent less time.... 403 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:25,251 -Forget it. -Come on, Jen, tell me. I can handle it. 404 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,503 -What do you have to say? -Whose turn is it? 405 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,257 If you dwelled less on me and Dawson, you might have a boyfriend. 406 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,467 Wouldn't that just be heaven on earth? 407 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:37,138 To call one of these pigs my boyfriend. To be some perky cheerleader... 408 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,140 ...who gets pumped and dumped by a jock. 409 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,226 Have sex with Grant Bodean. Wouldn't that be great? 410 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,936 Spoken like a true lesbian. 411 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:46,480 I wish I was. I'm not dwelling on your relationship... 412 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,774 ...so just get over yourself. 413 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,158 Okay, I dare all of us. 414 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,200 To do what? 415 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,203 To follow me. It's time for a jailbreak. 416 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:07,126 You really do have a twisted little imagination, Sami. 417 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,587 You're the one who's twisted, Kate. 418 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,548 You knew that Uncle Bo would be protective of Billie... 419 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:16,218 ...and that it would cause problems between him and Hope. 420 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,930 You know the problem here? You're mistaking me... 421 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,476 -...for someone as devious as you. -How is this for devious? 422 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,771 -We are totally gonna get caught. -No, we're not. 423 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,774 Mrs. Tringle is in there watching Days of Our Lives... 424 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:33,152 ...which means she's probably taped a whole week's worth of shows... 425 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,905 ...which means she's got about an hour and a half left... 426 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,948 ...which means we should have an hour of freedom. 427 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,326 What exactly are we doing out here anyway? 428 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,828 I would like to propose that we play a new game. 429 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:46,207 This one's a fun-for-the-whole-family adventure called Guess My Butt. 430 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,125 Guess My Butt? 431 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:55,925 -Now, that felt good. -Pacey, time to pull up your pants. 432 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,303 All right. And now we play.... Guess My Butt. 433 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,056 They all look the same. 434 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:05,226 If you look closely, there's subtle differences between all of them. 435 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,729 Well, this one's so perky and petite, it's got to be mine. 436 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,649 -And this one has got to be Pacey's. -How do you know? 437 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,902 -I can just tell. -Because she's checked it out. 438 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,822 -Don't make me ill. -Please. She can't help herself. 439 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,157 I mean, come on. My butt? It's like a magnet. 440 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,535 Chicks can't keep their eyes off it. 441 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,203 Stop, man. You're pathetic. 442 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,663 Hey, you're just jealous. 443 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:28,624 Of you? Yeah, talk about delusions of grandeur. 444 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:31,585 This is so blatant. That's why you threw the ball at my nose. 445 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:34,296 And it's why you've been acting like such a puke lately. 446 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:37,466 -Me? I've been acting like a puke? -Dawson, don't get into this. 447 00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:41,137 You're jealous. You're jealous of me because I'm a better athlete... 448 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:45,141 -...because I got a better sex life. -Yeah, Pacey, you're a real Don Juan. 449 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,185 At least my nickname was never Oompa Loompa, all right? 450 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,566 The sad reality is that you're not good at anything. 451 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,735 You are a total failure, and the laughingstock of the school. 452 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,697 -You guys, chill out. -Can't we all just get along? 453 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,992 I never knew what it did to a man's ego to lose a basketball game. 454 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,243 I didn't lose that game. 455 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,913 -You want a rematch? -I'll play you anytime, anywhere. 456 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,250 Why are you doing this? 457 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,169 He's not getting off at my expense. 458 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,504 He has sex once and thinks he's Wilt Chamberlain. 459 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,548 -So that's what this is about? Sex? -No. 460 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,968 But I'm the one with the girlfriend, and he's giving me sex advice. 461 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,596 Hey, Dawson, what's up? You chickening out? Come on. 462 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:26,265 This is stupid. You don't have to do this. 463 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,022 This should be interesting. 464 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,192 All right, Oompa Loompa, this is your moment of truth. 465 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:39,236 If I win, you gotta tell us why you're in detention. 466 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:43,324 Me, lose this? Please. Stay off the crack, pal. 467 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,575 Come on. Bring it. 468 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,827 Your shot. Come on. 469 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:08,015 Pacey, you're supposed to get it in the net. 470 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,562 My dog plays basketball better than you two. 471 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:18,317 This is ridiculous. Why do guys feel the need to compete over everything? 472 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,737 Oh, yeah. Us sisters never compete over anything. 473 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,116 Dawson, nice air ball. 474 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,042 Don't you think you should go get pompoms and cheer your man on? 475 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,754 Oh, okay, Joey, I give up. You win. 476 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:42,258 I keep trying to get you to like me, but there's nothing I can do. 477 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:47,680 -What do you mean? I like you. -Come on, Joey, I'm not a fool. 478 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:51,225 All your little catty comments are not lost on me. 479 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:54,895 What did I do to you? All I've tried to do is be your friend. 480 00:30:56,272 --> 00:31:00,442 Y'all can never be friends as long as you keep fighting over the same guy. 481 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,862 Joey, it's obvious you're in love with Dawson. 482 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,658 You're wrong. 483 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:12,413 I saw a kiss that could set the Atlantic Ocean on fire. Don't tell me I'm wrong. 484 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,249 That kiss was intense. 485 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,922 You guys have a lot to talk about. 486 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:24,258 I'm parched. I'm gonna get some water. 487 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,269 -You're losing, Pace. -Let's go. 488 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,272 Am I too much for you? 489 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,358 That's what I thought. 490 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:46,947 Joey, I know that this has got to be kind of.... 491 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:50,159 Look, I don't want to talk about this, okay? 492 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,328 -Not with you. -I know. 493 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:54,955 It's okay. 494 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:57,374 I understand. I do. 495 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,127 -Why do you have to be like this? -Like what? 496 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,795 So nice. 497 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,714 God! 498 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:09,928 It would be so much easier if you were just a total wench, that's all. 499 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:13,515 Well, I'm sorry. I guess I could try and be more of a wench. 500 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:21,231 Guys, we gotta get back to the library right now! 501 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,360 -No way! -Yes! 502 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:26,320 That's not fair. You cheated, man. 503 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,907 Seriously, if we don't get our Xeroxed butts back to the library... 504 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:32,493 ...in the next two minutes, we're doomed! 505 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,287 Hey, ladies! Yo! Yo! Ladies, locker room's faster! 506 00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:37,331 Come on! This way! 507 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,694 Hey, Mrs. Tringle. How's it hanging? 508 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:17,037 Is there any reason I shouldn't give you all detention next Saturday? 509 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,039 Yes, we were starving. 510 00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:23,252 You can't keep us locked up here in this library with no food. 511 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,796 I mean, I am a member of Amnesty International. 512 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,882 So you went to the gym to what? Eat a basketball? 513 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,303 No. We didn't know what we were doing. We were delirious. 514 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:38,267 -If I hear one more peep out of you.... -Mrs. T-- 515 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,563 These cards need sorting. 516 00:33:56,952 --> 00:34:01,331 You will spend the afternoon arranging the cards in alphabetical order... 517 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,001 ...and putting them back into that drawer. 518 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,254 If even one card is out of order at 5:00... 519 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:10,758 ...you will all spend next Saturday with me here in detention. 520 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,011 So. Are you hip to my lingo? 521 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,736 Abby, are you gonna help or not? 522 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,739 Oh, I can't. I'm sorry. 523 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,033 I have carpal tunnel syndrome. 524 00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:51,089 -Last one. -Oh, thank God. 525 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,592 I never thought I'd hear myself say that. 526 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,303 Well.... 527 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,556 -How are those cards coming? -Oh, good. 528 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:02,392 We just finished them, Mrs. Tringle. 529 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:07,356 It's 4:30. You should all be able to go home soon. 530 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,608 Mrs. Tringle.... 531 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:14,321 You have such pretty eyes. Have you thought about wearing contacts? 532 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:18,617 Abby, you don't have to flatter me. You've served your time in detention. 533 00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:21,203 Hopefully, you've learned something. 534 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:25,374 Excessive tardies will not be tolerated at Capeside. 535 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,963 -Excessive tardies? -What happened to the Ecstasy? 536 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,341 -And the orgy in the boys' locker room? -I knew this from the beginning. 537 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:37,719 I saw through your whole "school slut" routine. You are such a liar. 538 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,888 -Takes one to know one. -Please. Spare me. 539 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:44,351 You're nothing but a white-bread goody two-shoes with a potty mouth. 540 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:49,606 Oh, no! Pacey's on to me. I can never show my face in public again. 541 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,320 Big deal. I was just trying to make the day more interesting. 542 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:59,700 The question is, why are you in detention, Pacey? 543 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,410 Yeah. That was the deal, remember? 544 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,329 If you lost the game, you had to tell us why you're here. 545 00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:06,498 -That game was a sham. -A deal's a deal. 546 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,250 -Come on, just tell us. -Come on. 547 00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:10,294 You know what? It's just not gonna happen. 548 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,712 Forget it, because... 549 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,133 -...Pacey can't fess up to anything. -I am sick of you copping this attitude. 550 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,135 I want to trust you, Pacey. 551 00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:20,095 You want to trust me? 552 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,264 What, like I'm gonna steal your girlfriend? 553 00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:25,309 I wouldn't put it past you. You'd do anything for sex. 554 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,936 That sucks, Dawson. 555 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:31,273 -Is that how you feel about me? -What am I supposed to think? 556 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:33,567 -You kiss my girlfriend. -It was a dare, Dawson. 557 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,360 -Thank you. -You guys were into it. 558 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:36,987 I wasn't. 559 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,322 -No offense. -None taken. 560 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,617 -That whole Oompa Loompa thing-- -For the love of God, Dawson! 561 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,869 You've blown that thing out of proportion. 562 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:47,164 Maybe I have. But you don't understand. You don't get it. 563 00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:50,250 Those two words, "Oompa Loompa," I hate those words. 564 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,545 Every insecurity I have about myself exists inside those words. 565 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,757 And when you call me that, it's like you're exposing me. 566 00:36:57,966 --> 00:37:01,303 For not being Mr. Varsity Athlete. For not being... 567 00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:02,763 ...sexually experienced. 568 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,353 Look, I'm a virgin, okay? 569 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:13,315 I'm not some big sex stud like you. 570 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,984 Big sex stud? 571 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,362 Please, tell me you're joking, Dawson. 572 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,365 Okay. 573 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:24,368 Do you want to know why I'm in here? 574 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:32,292 You all have to swear that this never leaves this room. 575 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:34,378 -We swear. -Cross my heart. 576 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,799 I swear. 577 00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:42,344 Okay. 578 00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:44,346 So... 579 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,348 ...yesterday... 580 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:52,354 ...after you totally busted up my nose with that basketball... 581 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:56,149 ...the cheerleaders were being... 582 00:37:56,358 --> 00:38:00,320 ...really friendly towards me, and... 583 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:04,366 ...you know, bandaging up my nose and hugging me and stuff. And... 584 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,120 ...I got a little excited. 585 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,080 Oh, no. 586 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,456 It gets worse. 587 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,334 I.... 588 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:18,463 I went into the bathroom to relieve the tension, if you know what I mean. 589 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:21,091 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 590 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,302 And the coach came in... 591 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,430 ...and wanted to check up on my nose. 592 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,269 He saw a lot more than your nose, didn't he? 593 00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:35,313 Yeah, well, needless to say, that's why I'm here. 594 00:38:35,439 --> 00:38:38,108 That's the most embarrassing story I've ever heard. 595 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,777 Thanks. 596 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,866 So do you think you can stop throwing basketballs at my face, Dawson? 597 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:52,164 It's glaringly obvious that I'm no Don Juan about to steal your girlfriend. 598 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:56,043 I mean, at least you have a girlfriend. I got nothing left. 599 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,335 You have your hand. 600 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,884 You're right. I was taking my frustrations out on you. I'm sorry. 601 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:07,637 I guess I'm just looking for a reason why.... 602 00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:13,185 What? A reason for what? 603 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,230 Why you don't want me. 604 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,358 Wait. 605 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,360 Dawson.... 606 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:28,283 I like you so much. 607 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,952 But it's not enough that you like me. 608 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:32,287 I want you to want me. 609 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:40,796 You're my godsend, Dawson. And I don't think I even believe in God. 610 00:39:41,338 --> 00:39:45,175 I mean, this school's not exactly welcoming me with open arms. 611 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:49,054 It feels like everybody here hates me, and I don't know why. 612 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:53,350 Because I'm from New York, or what, because I'm different? 613 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:57,771 You know, sometimes it feels like my whole life here... 614 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:01,858 ...is just one great big detention that I can't escape... 615 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,028 ...but then I think about you. 616 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,448 And how I've met this great guy who's... 617 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:12,285 ...so romantic and so caring, and who I like... 618 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:15,163 ...and who I want so much. 619 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,795 Dawson, it's because of you that I get through the bad days. 620 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:26,341 And if you think that I want you to be some varsity sex stud, you're crazy. 621 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:31,555 I understand that you want to take things slow. I do. 622 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,350 And I don't want to pressure you, Jen. I don't want to be that guy. 623 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:38,353 I am human. I have hormones. 624 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,231 You know.... 625 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,485 If I said that I never thought about having sex with you, I'd be lying. 626 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,738 Because the thought crosses my mind... 627 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,533 ...about 1000 times a day. 628 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:55,078 What, just 1000? That's nothing. 629 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,665 Pacey, I've been a real jerk. 630 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,838 I'm really sorry about your nose, about everything else. 631 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,675 I'm sorry I called you Oompa Loompa. It shouldn't come as a surprise... 632 00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,677 ...seeing as I'm such a screwup. 633 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,138 You're not a screwup. 634 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:16,057 Yeah, I am a screwup. And everybody here knows it. 635 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,352 But, Dawson... 636 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,480 ...you're my best friend, man. 637 00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,650 And I don't want to screw that up. 638 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:30,322 You know, when did everyone become so obsessed with sex? 639 00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,657 And now you too, Dawson. 640 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:36,411 If you're worried that everyone's more experienced than you, rest easy. 641 00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:39,247 You have one friend who will go to her grave a virgin. 642 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,167 -Joey, it's just a matter of time. -Before what? 643 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:47,255 Before I start bedding down with every guy with a fast car and big biceps? 644 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,382 Before you find the right person. 645 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,180 I have. 646 00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:02,729 -Joey? -Sorry. I don't know what's going on. 647 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:09,611 I have all these feelings, these weird feelings... 648 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,405 ...and I don't know how to say it, and I can't say it. 649 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,616 I mean, we've.... 650 00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:20,538 We've known each other for so long, and you know everything about me. 651 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,583 Everything. And I can't even say this. 652 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:25,377 I can't. 653 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,838 And I just feel... 654 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:31,549 -...really lonely. -Joey, you're not alone. 655 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:33,343 -Yes, I am. -I'm here for you. 656 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:36,388 I was here for you in the sixth grade. I'm here for you now. 657 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,891 Nothing you can say is gonna change that. Nothing. 658 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,395 Maybe if you would just... 659 00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:45,563 ...say these things, then... 660 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:49,651 ...they'll be out in the open. Your feelings won't be as strong. 661 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,070 I want you to be free. 662 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:55,031 I can't. I can't. 663 00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:59,619 Because if I say these things, I can't ever take them back. 664 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,417 It'll change everything, and I can't do that. 665 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,380 I can't. 666 00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:17,345 Well, everyone, congratulations. 667 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:20,390 You've done your time. You can go home now.