1 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:10,793 [SIGHS DISGUSTEDLY] 2 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,404 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,711 I DON'T GET THIS MOVIE. 4 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:18,453 WE'VE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR 1 1/2 HOURS. I'D KINDA LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 5 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:20,846 WHEN MOVIES GET TOO UNREALISTIC, IT DEPRESSES ME. 6 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,935 I GOT A HEADACHE. I CAN'T WATCH. 7 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:25,547 UNREALISTIC? DAWSON, YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS E.T. 8 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,070 SO? 9 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,029 A FAT-FINGERED ALIEN WHO EATS REESE'S PIECES 10 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,465 AND FLIES AROUND ON A BICYCLE? 11 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:34,077 BUT THE EMOTION'S REALISTIC. AND THIS MOVIE--COME ON! 12 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:37,689 A GIRL HAS TO DECIDE BETWEEN 2 GUYS, SO THEY DRAG-RACE? 13 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,257 SHE AGREES TO GO OUT WITH WHOEVER HAS THE FASTEST CAR? 14 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,042 I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, DAWSON, 15 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,087 BUT A FAST CAR CAN BE A REAL TURN ON. 16 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,958 WHY DON'T THEY JUST ARM-WRESTLE? 17 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,525 WHOEVER HAS THE BIGGEST BICEP WINS? 18 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,266 WELL, THAT WOULD WORK. GIVE ME THE REMOTE. 19 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,659 NO. 20 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,530 GIVE IT TO ME!I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT! 21 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,924 YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT. STOP IT! GIVE IT TO ME! 22 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,187 GIVE IT TO ME.DON'T! WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE! 23 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:59,972 YOU ARE SUCH A BRA-- 24 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,717 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS--THIS MOVIE REALLY THREATENS YOU, DOESN'T IT? 25 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,110 THIS MOVIE?YEAH. 26 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,156 OK. ENLIGHTEN ME. 27 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:13,421 BECAUSE GUYS ARE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS FOR TOTALLY SUPERFICIAL REASONS. 28 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:16,511 YES, THEY ARE. THEY LIKE GIRLS FROM NEW YORK 29 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,469 WITH BLOND HAIR AND POUTY LIPS 30 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,254 AND BONY ARMS AND BIG BOOBS. 31 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,344 BUT IT GOES BOTH WAYS, DAWSON. 32 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,432 IT GOES BOTH WAYS. 33 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,042 JEN DOES NOT HAVE... 34 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,219 BONY ARMS. 35 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,134 YOU CAN'T STAND THE IDEA 36 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,918 THAT IF A GIRL IS CHOOSING BETWEEN 2 GUYS, 37 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:35,138 SHE MIGHT NOT CHOOSE THE ROMANTIC DOOFUS 38 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,706 WHO WOOS HER WITH FLOWERS AND CHEESY POEMS, YOU KNOW? 39 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,795 SHE JUST MIGHT CHOOSE THE GUY WHO HAS THE FASTER CAR 40 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:43,364 OR THE BIGGER BICEP OR... THE BIGGER JOY STICK. 41 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,495 BIGGER JOY STICK? 42 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,496 YES. 43 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,368 OK, JOEY, FIRST OF ALL, 44 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,544 GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ROMANCE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 45 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,937 YEAH. KEEP HOPE ALIVE THERE. 46 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,026 SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T COMPETE WITH OTHER GUYS. 47 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,985 LIKE PACEY AND ME. YOU DON'T SEE US RUNNING AROUND 48 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,074 ARM-WRESTLING EACH OTHER OVER SOME GIRL. 49 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,946 WELL, AS I SAID... YOU DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 50 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,470 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 51 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,298 WELL, PACEY HAS BIGGER BICEPS. 52 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:05,560 HE DOES NOT! 53 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,344 ARE YOU SURE? 54 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,172 'CAUSE I THOUGHT HE DID. 55 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,394 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 56 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,746 IF GIRLS ARE SO ATTRACTED TO THE ROMANTIC GUYS, 57 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,356 THEN... 58 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,924 WHY WON'T JEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU? 59 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,100 JEN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. SHE JUST-- 60 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,234 SHE JUST...HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. 61 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,021 LET'S WATCH THE MOVIE, JOEY. 62 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,501 [CAR MOTORS REVVING ON TV] 63 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,767 THOUGHT IT WAS GIVING YOU A HEADACHE. 64 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,966 [BELL RINGS] 65 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,627 [CLATTERING] 66 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,156 THE SHOGUNS IN THE TOKUGAWA ERA SEPARATED CHURCH FROM STATE, 67 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,419 AND THE OKU WAS WHERE-- 68 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,682 SORRY I'M LATE, MR. DOUGLAS. MY CAR BROKE D-- 69 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:08,857 SORRY. 70 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,120 OH... I'M SO SORRY. 71 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:16,473 ANYWAY, THE OKU IS WHERE THE SHOGUN KEPT HIS HAREM. 72 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,606 IT HOUSED 600 WOMEN, ALL IN SERVICE TO ONE MAN. 73 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,607 WHAT? AND-- 74 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,217 WHOA. 600? 75 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,829 ANYWAY, SINCE THE EMPEROR WAS IN KYOTO, 76 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,831 THAT MEANT--I HAVE A QUESTION. 77 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,659 DID YOU SAY THAT 600 CHICKS 78 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,661 WERE ALL IN SERVICE TO JUST ONE DUDE? 79 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,185 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY "CHICKS," BUT YES. 80 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,579 DOES THIS MEAN SEXUAL SERVICE? 81 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:38,147 SHH! SHH! GRANT. 82 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,062 YES. EACH NIGHT, THE SHOGUN CHOSE 83 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,107 FROM ONE OF HUNDREDS OF CONCUBINES. 84 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,501 NO WAY! THAT'S INTENSE! OH, MY GOD! 85 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:47,504 ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, SINCE THE EMPEROR WAS IN KYOTO-- 86 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,332 HELLO. OVER HERE. 87 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,595 I'LL TAKE QUESTIONS AFTER THE PRESENTATION, GRANT. 88 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,684 RIGHT. NOW, DID THESE CONCUBINES, 89 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,339 DID THEY HAVE TO DOINK THE SHOGUN, 90 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,820 OR COULD THEY SAY, LIKE, "NO DICE"? 91 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,822 IT WAS A GREAT PRIVILEGE TO BE CHOSEN BY THE SHOGUN. 92 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,824 SO THE SHOGUN WAS KINDA LIKE 93 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:06,088 THE SCHOOL STUD. EVERY CHICK WANTED A PIECE OF HIM, RIGHT? 94 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,177 THEY DIDN'T WANT A "PIECE" OF HIM. 95 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,961 SOUNDS LIKE THEY DID TO ME. 96 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,224 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOW IQ. 97 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,791 OOH!OOH! 98 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:24,367 [CONVERSATION INDISTINCT] 99 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,195 THEY USED TO CALL HIM "OOMPA LOOMPA." 100 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,718 OOMPA LOOM-- WHAT'S THAT? 101 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,503 FROM WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY? 102 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,722 LITTLE GREEN MIDGETS USED TO STIR THE CHOCOLATE? 103 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,463 HA HA HA. NO WAY! HEY, GUYS. 104 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,725 HEY. HI! 105 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,118 SO WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 106 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,815 UH...JUST NOTHIN'. 107 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,164 NADA. NEIN. 108 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,471 [PACEY LAUGHS]WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 109 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:44,474 NO, IT'S--IT'S NOTHING, DAWSON. FORGET ABOUT IT. 110 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:49,305 HEY, DAWSON, GET PUMPED. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE TIME OF DAY--GYM TIME! 111 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,568 I THINK WE'RE PLAYING B-BALL TODAY. REMEMBER THAT ONE? 112 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,831 IT'S THE ONE THAT'S GOT THAT HOOP UP IN THE AIR. RIGHT? 113 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,833 YEAH. I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, PACEY. 114 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,661 OH, I KNOW YOU DO, SPORT. 115 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,882 JUST DON'T KICK THE BALL, AND DON'T HIT IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 116 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,405 YOU DRIBBLE... LIKE THIS. 117 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:05,452 OK, FUNNY GUY. YEAH. OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE GYM. 118 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,888 ROGER, DODGER. 119 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,326 SEE YOU LATER, JEN. 120 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,632 BYE, PACEY. 121 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,635 OH! I HAVE HEALTH WITH MR. PICKERING NOW... 122 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,419 JUST ANOTHER PERSON IN CAPESIDE 123 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,813 WHO HAS SOME INEXPLICABLE GRUDGE AGAINST ME. 124 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,684 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE TODAY. 125 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,339 WELL, THANK YOU. 126 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,515 SO WHAT WERE YOU GUYS LAUGHIN' AT? 127 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,387 IT WAS NOTHING, DAWSON, REALLY. 128 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,084 I--I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. 129 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,390 OK. 130 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,305 WHOO. I'M REALLY GLAD IT'S FRIDAY. 131 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:35,612 SCHOOL'S MAKING ME SO STIR-CRAZY. 132 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,614 LET'S DO SOMETHING WILD THIS WEEKEND, 133 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:41,096 LIKE RIVER-RAFTING OR JUMP OUT OF A PLANE NAKED. 134 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,446 WE'LL HAVE FUN. 135 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,447 OK. 136 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:45,927 OK. MMM. 137 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,319 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 138 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,233 ALL RIGHT. 139 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,371 THE CHEERLEADERS ARE DOING SPLITS IN THE GYMNASIUM. 140 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,113 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY BALL WITH A DISTRACTION LIKE THAT? 141 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,115 PACEY, WHAT WERE YOU AND JEN LAUGHING ABOUT BEFORE? 142 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,073 DUDE, YOU'RE FIXATED. MOVE ON. 143 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,554 OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU WON'T TELL ME, YOU WERE TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME. 144 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,817 HEY. I DON'T TALK TRASH. I RECYCLE IT. 145 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:10,952 WHATEVER. JEN ALREADY TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 146 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,301 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 147 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:14,564 SHE DID? 148 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,565 YEAH. 149 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,480 WELL...I GUESS THAT'S COOL. 150 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,743 I MEAN, OOMPA LOOMPA IS NOT THE WORST NICKNAME. 151 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:22,006 YOU TOLD HER PEOPLE CALLED ME OOMPA LOOMPA? 152 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,705 IT'S NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL. SOMEONE'S BOUND TO TELL HER SOONER OR LATER. 153 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,838 HEY. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. SHE REALLY DID. 154 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:31,276 HEY. DAWSON. YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE OOMPA LOOMPA ANYMORE. 155 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,975 YOU'RE A BIG, BAD, MANLY OOMPA LOOMPA. 156 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,977 [LAUGHS] 157 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,544 ALL RIGHT. PEACE, BROTHER. 158 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:38,545 WHOA. 159 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:39,807 TOUGH GUY. 160 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:45,377 LAST NIGHT, YOUR ASSIGNMENT WAS TO READ AN ARTICLE ON EUTHANASIA. 161 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,902 WHO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON THE ARTICLE? 162 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,382 DANIEL! 163 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:58,390 UH...THE DOCTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO HEAL, NOT--NOT TO KILL? 164 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,870 YES. 165 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,524 BESIDES BEING IMMORAL, 166 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:04,005 HELPING A PATIENT TAKE HIS OR HER OWN LIFE 167 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,616 IS COMPLETELY AT ODDS WITH THE PRESCRIBED ROLE OF A PHYSICIAN. 168 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,052 I DISAGREE. 169 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,750 MISS LINDLEY. 170 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:13,057 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY RUN CLASSROOMS IN NEW YORK CITY, 171 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:17,279 BUT HERE AT CAPESIDE, YOU RAISE YOUR HAND UNTIL CALLED UPON. 172 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:21,196 I'M SORRY. I--I JUST THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A DISCUSSION. 173 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,241 YOU DISAGREE? 174 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,547 YEAH, I DO. 175 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,897 IF A DOCTOR CAN HELP SOMEONE TO DIE WITH DIGNITY, 176 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,205 I THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT AS A SOCIETY WE WOULD PUT THAT DOCTOR IN JAIL. 177 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,468 DIE WITH DIGNITY? 178 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:36,211 ISN'T THAT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR MURDER AND SUICIDE? 179 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,300 NO. IF SOMEONE HAS A TERMINAL ILLNESS, 180 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,128 IF--IF THEY'RE IN TERRIBLE PAIN, 181 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,347 IF IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME, 182 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:46,351 I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK THERE COMES A POINT WHEN LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING? 183 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,918 LIFE IS GOD'S MOST PRECIOUS GIFT, 184 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:50,442 AND IT IS HIS DECISION WHEN WE SHOULD GO. 185 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,444 OH, PLEASE.THAT'S ENOUGH. 186 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,272 FOR SOMEONE LYING ON HIS DEATHBED, 187 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,752 LIFE IS NOT A GIFT, LIFE'S A BITCH! 188 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,798 [STUDENTS MURMUR] 189 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,412 I'M SORRY. I'M-- I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY 190 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,501 THAT FOR SOMEONE--THIS IS NOT TIMES SQUARE, 191 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,416 MISS LINDLEY. 192 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,810 WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE. 193 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,509 YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF SATURDAY DETENTION. 194 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,557 ANYBODY ELSE? 195 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,257 FISH STICKS. 196 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,522 THREE HAMBOS. 197 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,089 HEY, LUMBERJACK, THERE'S A LINE, 198 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,917 AND IT STARTS BACK THERE. 199 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,310 LOOK WHO IT IS. YOU KNOW, I DUG YOUR REPORT, JOEY. 200 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,312 I GOT A LOT OUT OF IT. 201 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,705 IT WAS VERY... STIMULATING. 202 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,707 YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE A GREAT HELP. 203 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,927 I ESPECIALLY LIKED IT WHEN YOU CALLED ME STUPID. 204 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:43,147 I LOVE IT WHEN CHICKS TEASE ME. IT...TURNS ME ON. 205 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,628 YOU KNOW, GRANT, THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, 206 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,543 BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JUICED UP ON STEROIDS, 207 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,545 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BARGE IN LINE. 208 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,547 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING, AND IT'S RUDE. 209 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,767 YOU'RE KIDDING! DID I BUTT IN FRONT OF YOU? 210 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,159 YEAH, YOU DID. 211 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,118 OH, GUYS! FELLAS, 212 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,120 WE JUST BUTT IN LINE. 213 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,730 GOD, I FEEL TERRIBLE, BUT... 214 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,166 YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU? 215 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,951 IT'S...IT'S KINDA LIKE YOUR REPORT. 216 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,996 EXCUSE ME? 217 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,782 WE'RE LIKE THE SHOGUNS, AND THIS SCHOOL, 218 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,174 IT'S LIKE OUR CASTLE. 219 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,959 WHATEVER WE WANT, WE GET. 220 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,525 OH, REALLY? 221 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,745 YOU CAN EITHER BE MY SERVANT... 222 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,096 OR MY CONCUBINE. 223 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,837 SO WHAT'LL IT BE? 224 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,099 OHH! 225 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,538 Girl: OOH! 226 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,062 NEITHER. 227 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,455 OHHH. OHHH. 228 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,243 Girl: GRANT GOT IT.[GIGGLING] 229 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,332 [CHEERING INDISTINCT][WHISTLE BLOWS] 230 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,422 Man: ALL RIGHT! TAKE IT OUT! 231 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,684 HIT THE SHOWERS, MEN, LET'S GO! 232 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:42,903 GOOD GAME. 233 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,035 HEY, DAWSON, LET'S PLAY A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE. 234 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,602 [CHUCKLING] WHY? 235 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,299 'CAUSE I'M ON A ROLL WITH THE LADIES HERE. 236 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:51,215 YOU DON'T GET ANY PLAY WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' ON THE BENCH. 237 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:55,089 THANKS FOR THE SEX TIPS, CASANOVA. I'M HUNGRY. I WANT TO EAT LUNCH. 238 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,482 IT'S ONLY GONNA BE FOR A COUPLE POINTS. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. 239 00:10:57,526 --> 00:11:00,442 WELL, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY. I'LL BUY YOU A FRUIT CUP, ALL RIGHT? 240 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,444 ALL RIGHT. OK, OK, I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH, HUH? 241 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,141 YOU GO FIRST. 242 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,364 WHOOP! 243 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,108 DAWSON, WAKE UP. HUH? HUH? COME ON. 244 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,457 RIGHT...LEFT... 245 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,155 HOOH! 246 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,985 HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES! 247 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,292 THE CROWD GOES WILD! AHH! 248 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,902 THIS KID'S OUT FOR IT. 249 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,991 YOU KNOW, DAWSON, I'M REALLY KICKIN' YOUR ASS. 250 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:31,212 IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THE CHEERLEADERS, GO SHOOT FREE THROWS. I'M OUTTA HERE. 251 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,910 HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE, MAN, I NEED YOU. YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. 252 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,043 HOW DO I DO THAT? 253 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,699 YOU SUCK WORSE THAN I DO. 254 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,439 YEAH.IT WAS A JOKE, MAN, 255 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,181 I'M KIDDING. YOU CAN STILL BEAT ME. MIRACLES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME. 256 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,575 COME ON, TOSS SOME BALLS, OOMPA LOOMPA. 257 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,185 WHAT'D YOU CALL ME? 258 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,405 I SAID CHECK IT, OOMPA LOOMPA. GOD. 259 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,189 HEY, LADIES. I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT LAST CHEER-- 260 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,234 [GRUNTS] 261 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,803 WHAT THE HELL?! 262 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,891 OH, SHOOT! 263 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,806 WHAT HAPPENED? 264 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,460 ARE YOU HURT? 265 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,201 YOU ALL RIGHT? 266 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,203 Woman: GIVE HIM SOME ROOM.Girl: PACEY. 267 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,336 OH, YOU POOR THING. 268 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,772 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, DAWSON?! 269 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,603 YOU COOL OFF TOMORROW IN ALL-DAY DETENTION. 270 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,442 IT'S ENTIRELY UNJUSTIFIED. 271 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,661 NEITHER ONE OF US DESERVES TO BE HERE. 272 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:32,534 WELL, I DON'T, BUT I KINDA THINK YOU DO. 273 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,449 YOU THINK I DESERVE TO BE HERE? 274 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:37,452 DAWSON, YOU HIT PACEY IN THE FACE WITH A BASKETBALL. 275 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,932 YOU BROKE HIS NOSE. 276 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,194 I DIDN'T BREAK HIS NOSE. 277 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,109 PACEY'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 278 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:45,068 EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY, HE'S BEEN COPPIN' THIS ATTITUDE. 279 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,811 COME ON. I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE CONTROL OVER YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS. 280 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,858 I WISH. UH... SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THEY CONTROL ME. 281 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,860 LIKE WHENEVER I'M WITH YOU. 282 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,430 COME ON. BETTER GO. DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 283 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,789 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 284 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,530 OH, MY GOD, PACEY. LOOK AT YOU. 285 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,404 HOW'S YOUR NOSE? 286 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,622 IT'S BROKEN, THANKS. 287 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,929 OH, MY GOD. THAT MUST HURT. 288 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,191 OH, HEY! 289 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,324 OH! OH! SORRY. SORRY. 290 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,283 OOH, THAT REALLY SUCKS. 291 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,981 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 292 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,897 SO, WHAT ARE YOU IN DETENTION FOR? 293 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,507 IT'S A LONG, LONG STORY. 294 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,900 WE'VE GOT 8 HOURS. 295 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,163 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN, 296 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,774 THE 3 OF US, SITTIN' AROUND DOIN' NOTHIN'. 297 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,689 IT'S JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SATURDAY. 298 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,517 Girl: IT'S JUST SO PUNITIVE! 299 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,084 Woman: THAT'S WHAT DETENTION IS. 300 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,476 OH, MY GOD. 301 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,565 THAT SOUNDS LIKE ABBY MORGAN. 302 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,132 WELL, WHO'S ABBY MORGAN? 303 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,874 YOU'VE NEVER MET ABBY MORGAN? 304 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,658 THE GIRL IS FROM HELL... LITERALLY. 305 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,312 Abby: ...APT TO MAKE ME MORE REBELLIOUS. 306 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,314 YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 307 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,577 IT'S ABOUT SCHOOL POLICY, ABBY. 308 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:03,233 BUT I COULD BE OUTSIDE DOING GOOD THINGS FOR THE CAPESIDE COMMUNITY, 309 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,757 LIKE HELPING INVALIDS OR PICKING UP LITTER, 310 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,064 INSTEAD OF WASTING THE DAY HERE-- 311 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,154 OH, GREAT. 312 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,808 IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME. 313 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,158 Woman: SIT DOWN, ABBY, AND THINK WHY YOU'RE HERE 314 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,160 IN SATURDAY DETENTION IN THE FIRST PLACE. 315 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,683 BUT I COULD BE DOING THAT AT HOME. 316 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,729 YOU COULD PUT ME UNDER HOUSE ARREST. 317 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,949 I COULD JUST SIT IN MY HOUSE ALL DAY LONG 318 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,690 AND THINK, THINK, THINK ABOUT WHAT A BAD PERSON I AM. 319 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,041 ABBY, SHUT UP. 320 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,479 HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO SATURDAY DETENTION. 321 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,960 DETENTION IS NOT ABOUT FUN AND GAMES. 322 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,919 DETENTION IS ABOUT PENANCE. 323 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,747 SIT DOWN, ABBY! 324 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:42,620 YOU'RE ALL REQUIRED TO STAY HERE IN THE LIBRARY TILL 5:00. 325 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,187 YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF THE QUESTION, 326 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,712 "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO GET DETENTION IN THE FIRST PLACE, 327 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,064 AND WHAT CAN I DO TO IMPROVE MY BEHAVIOR?" 328 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,369 SOMEBODY'S MISSING. 329 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,067 IT'S ME. I'M HERE. 330 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,242 JOEY? 331 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,634 HEY, EVERYBODY. 332 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,636 WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF SURPRISE PARTY? 333 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,551 OH, YEAH. SURPRISE. BREAK OUT THE PIÑATA. 334 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,554 SIT DOWN. YOU'RE LATE. AS YOU KNOW, 335 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,165 I'M THE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN. 336 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,342 I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT WORK TO DO IN THE AUDIO-VISUAL ROOM. 337 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:12,520 IF FOR ANY REASON I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND DISCIPLINE YOU, 338 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,478 YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY 339 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,654 SHELVING BOOKS AND SORTING LIBRARY CARDS. 340 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:17,655 [SIGHS DISGUSTEDLY] 341 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,832 SO. ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE PROGRAM? 342 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,792 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPENDING THE REST OF THE DAY TOGETHER, 343 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,012 SO GET USED TO IT. AFTER 8 HOURS, 344 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,839 YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE FAMILY. 345 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,233 EIGHT HOURS? WE'RE GONNA MURDER EACH OTHER. 346 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,626 WELL, JUST DON'T GET 347 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,063 ANY BLOOD ON THE BOOKS. 348 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,630 AND I MEAN THAT. 349 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,112 [SIGHS] 350 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,767 ANYBODY WANT SOME GUM? 351 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:43,899 YEAH, ACTUALLY. 352 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,031 YEAH. 353 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,511 YEAH, RIGHT. OH, MY GOD, PACEY, 354 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,644 WHAT'D YOU DO TO YOUR BEAK, 355 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,299 GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT WHILE PICKING YOUR NOSE? 356 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,041 NO, ACTUALLY. THIS CHUMP RIGHT OVER HERE, 357 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,912 HE THREW A BASKETBALL AT MY FACE. 358 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,479 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM. 359 00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,828 CAN'T LOOK ANY WORSE THAN IT DID BEFORE. 360 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,701 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE IN HERE, DAWSON? 361 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,268 ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER? 362 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,273 HOW ABOUT YOU, PACEY? GET IN TROUBLE 363 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,015 FOR DAMAGING SCHOOL EQUIPMENT WITH YOUR FACE? 364 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,408 HE'S NOT TELLING. 365 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,758 OOH. MUST BE EMBARRASSING. 366 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,500 WHAT DID YOU DO, PACEY? MAKE UP ANOTHER COCKAMAMIE STORY 367 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,197 ABOUT SLEEPING WITH A TEACHER? 368 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,897 NO. AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 369 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:29,162 OOH. SECRETS DRIVE ME CRAZY. COME ON, PACEY. 370 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,382 IF YOU TELL US, I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF GUM. 371 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,036 OH, YOU'RE SO COOL. 372 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,256 WELL, KEEP YOUR BORING LITTLE SECRET. 373 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,084 [SIGHS] 374 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,477 HOW ABOUT YOU, JEN? WHAT WAS YOUR CRIME? 375 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,479 I SAID "BITCH" IN CLASS. 376 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,090 IT'S JUST MR. PICKERING. 377 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,483 HE'S GOT THIS TOTAL SMALL-TOWN MENTALITY. 378 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,790 SO MANY PEOPLE HERE DO. 379 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,098 I'M SORRY, JEN. IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU, PUTTING UP WITH US SIMPLETONS. 380 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,403 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 381 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,579 MUST BE A REAL BITCH FOR YOU. 382 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,322 RRRR. CAT FIGHT. LADIES, IN YOUR CORNERS. 383 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,325 HOW ABOUT YOU, JOEY? WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? 384 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,805 NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED. 385 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,112 I MEAN, INCARCERATION DOES SEEM TO RUN IN YOUR FAMILY. 386 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,505 GO TO HELL.I THINK YOU'RE THE BITCH, ABBY. 387 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,377 OK, MISS BIG APPLE. 388 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,119 IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THESE BACKWATER BLACK SHEEPS, 389 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,643 DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. 390 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,871 I SLUGGED GRANT BODEAN. 391 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,787 YOU SLUGGED GRANT BODEAN? 392 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,268 NO. IS THAT WHY HE LEFT SCHOOL EARLY? 393 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,661 YEAH. 394 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,229 OH, MY GOD. THAT IS MORONIC, EVEN FOR YOU. 395 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,405 I MEAN, GRANT BODEAN IS, LIKE, THE KING OF THE SCHOOL 396 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,320 AND A TOTAL FOX. 397 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:43,497 WHY DID THEY PUT ME IN HERE WITH ALL YOU VIOLENT OFFENDERS? 398 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,064 WHAT'D YOU DO, ABBY?YEAH. 399 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,848 DON'T GO THERE, DAWSON. 400 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,981 OH, COME ON, ABBY. WE TOLD YOU.YEAH. 401 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,548 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BLOW YOUR MINDS. 402 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,942 ABBY, WE CAN HANDLE THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT? 403 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,857 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN, PINOCCHIO. 404 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,947 OH, REALLY. HIT ME WITH IT. 405 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,384 OK. 406 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,517 YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM? 407 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,345 YEAH. 408 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,391 YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE DRUG CALLED ECSTASY? 409 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,916 YOU EVER HEARD OF AN ORGY? 410 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,005 [CHUCKLES] 411 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,051 THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU. 412 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,401 SUFFICE TO SAY THAT SOME PEOPLE IN THIS SCHOOL 413 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,187 AREN'T AFRAID TO EXPERIENCE A LITTLE EROTIC PLEASURE. 414 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,493 BUT...I DON'T KISS AND TELL. 415 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,060 THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 416 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,366 SORRY. 417 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,196 UH-HUH. 418 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,197 YEAH. 419 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,289 THIS IS SO BREAKFAST CLUB. 420 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,507 BREAKFAST CLUB? 421 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,030 THE JOHN HUGHES MOVIE 422 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,858 WHERE THE 5 KIDS ARE STUCK IN DETENTION ALL DAY? 423 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,556 YEAH. AT FIRST THEY HATE EACH OTHER, 424 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,297 THEN BECOME REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. 425 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,037 OH, YEAH. THAT MOVIE STUNK. 426 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,909 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE ACTORS? 427 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,738 ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL GOT SOME KIND OF WEIRD THYROID CONDITION, 428 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,827 MOLLY RINGWALD LOST HER GAWKY INGENUE APPEAL, 429 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,568 AND THE REST ARE LANGUISHING 430 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,483 SOMEWHERE IN TV OBSCURITY. 431 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,660 NO WAY! EMILIO ESTEVEZ, HE WAS IN THOSE DUCK MOVIES, REMEMBER? 432 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,315 GOD, THOSE WERE CLASSICS. 433 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,403 SO FUNNY. 434 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,231 HA HA HA. 435 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,756 WHAT? 436 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,196 YOU KNOW, MY BEST FRIEND BACK IN NEW YORK, 437 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,894 HER OLDER SISTER USED TO BABY-SIT FOR ALLY SHEEDY. 438 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,722 OH. YOU MEAN YOU KNOW SOMEBODY 439 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,116 WHO KNOWS SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ALLY SHEEDY? 440 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,206 YEAH, JEN. YOU'RE JUST SO GLAMOROUS. 441 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,817 OH, WELL, WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE YOU, ABBY, 442 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,689 HAVING YOUR LITTLE ECSTASY GANG-BANGS 443 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,517 ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. 444 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,433 MRS. TRINGLE? 445 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,956 MRS. TRINGLE. 446 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,001 OH, COME ON. 447 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,049 MRS. TRINGLE?! 448 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,095 MRS. TRINGLE? 449 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,836 WHAT IS IT? 450 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,318 I DO HAVE A BLADDER, YOU KNOW, AND IT'S ABOUT TO BURST. 451 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,799 COULD I PLEASE BE EXCUSED TO GO USE THE BATHROOM? 452 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,635 I'M SURPRISED SHE'S NOT FOLLOWING US INTO THE STALLS. 453 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,860 [CHUCKLES] 454 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,567 I MAY BE REACHING, 455 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,308 BUT I THINK THE 4 OF YOU 456 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:26,094 HAVE SOME WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION DEAL GOING ON. 457 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,487 AM I RIGHT? 458 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,445 [TOILETS FLUSHING] 459 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,151 I'M SO BORED. 460 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,370 REALLY? 461 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,459 WELL, WHERE'S YOUR ECSTASY, ABBY? 462 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,722 YOU AND I CAN JUST GO ON DOWN TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM AND, YOU KNOW-- 463 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,681 I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT, AND IF I DID, 464 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,814 I WOULDN'T WASTE IT ON RUDOLPH, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER. 465 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,078 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET RUDOLPH JOIN IN ANY OF YOUR PERVERTED REINDEER GAMES? 466 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,080 HEY, NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA. 467 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,779 GAMES. WE SHOULD ALL PLAY A GAME. 468 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,695 REALLY? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? PIN THE TAIL ON THE HO-BAG? HUH? 469 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,131 NO. 470 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,350 [PACEY CHUCKLES] 471 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,568 WE SHOULD PLAY TRUTH OR DARE. 472 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,527 OH, GOD.OHHH. 473 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,920 PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 474 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,577 OK. I'LL GO FIRST. 475 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,797 DAWSON, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, 476 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,799 AND I'LL SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH. 477 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,235 FORGET ABOUT IT, ABBY. 478 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,802 COME ON, DAWSON, ISN'T THERE ANYTHING 479 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,543 YOU'VE EVER WANTED TO ASK ME? 480 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,023 YEAH. ARE YOU REALLY AN ALIEN, AND WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? 481 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,591 NO. AND EARTH. OK, MY TURN.NOW, WAIT A MINUTE-- 482 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,811 NO. THAT WAS YOUR QUESTION.THAT WAS A JOKE. 483 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:33,814 LOOK, THERE ARE RULES TO THIS GAME, AND YOUR TURN IS OVER. 484 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,424 NOW IT'S MY TURN, AND I WANT TO ASK... 485 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,600 PACEY. 486 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,949 TRUTH OR DARE, PACEY? 487 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,081 [SIGHS] 488 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,823 ALL RIGHT, ABBY. JUST REMEMBER. 489 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,781 IT'S MY TURN NEXT. 490 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,827 OH, I'M SO SCARED. 491 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,569 TRUTH OR DARE, PACEY? 492 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,135 [SIGHS] 493 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,354 DARE, TRUTH, I DON'T CARE. 494 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,835 FINE. TRUTH. PACEY, 495 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,358 WHY ARE YOU IN DETENTION? 496 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:04,279 WELL, IT'S, UH... 497 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,846 IT'S JUST-- UH, YOU SEE-- [CHUCKLES] 498 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,848 WELL, YOU-- I WANT A-- I WANT A DARE. 499 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,458 OH, COME ON, PACEY, JUST TELL US. 500 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,199 HEY. I WANT A DARE. 501 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,635 YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS. 502 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,507 FINE. 503 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,336 I DARE YOU... 504 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,425 TO KISS... 505 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:20,600 ON THE LIPS... 506 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:23,385 FOR 10 SECONDS... 507 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,430 JEN! 508 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,431 W-WHAT? 509 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:26,693 UM... 510 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:27,998 UH-HUH.[SIGHS] 511 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,699 WE'RE WAITING. 512 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,265 [CHUCKLES] 513 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,789 THIS IS STUPID. 514 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,399 NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY THIS GAME, ABBY. 515 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,880 I--I DO...AND, PACEY, YOU SAID DARE. 516 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,577 YOU BETTER DO AS SHE SAYS. 517 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,365 FINE. FINE. WHAT DO I CARE? 518 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,041 HAHHH... 519 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,871 [PACEY COUGHS] 520 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,613 OK. JOEY... 521 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:20,007 MISS YOU-BETTER-DO- AS-SHE-SAYS, 522 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,835 WHAT'LL IT BE, TRUTH OR DARE? 523 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,098 NO. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA-- AH, TA TA HA! 524 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,447 TRUTH OR DARE? 525 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,449 [SIGHS] 526 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,624 TRUTH. 527 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,017 [CHUCKLES] 528 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,889 OK. WHO DO YOU LIKE? 529 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,500 WHO DO I LIKE? 530 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,153 YEAH. SIMPLE QUESTION. 531 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,156 WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH? THE TRUTH. 532 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,945 DID I SAY TRUTH? I--I MEANT DARE. 533 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,599 OH! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WIMPS. 534 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,992 CAN'T ANY OF YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH? 535 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,821 LOOK, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I'LL GO CLIMB THROUGH THE VENTILATION SHAFTS. 536 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,519 OR I'LL GO FLASH MRS. TRINGLE. 537 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,651 OK. PERFECT. THEN IN KEEPING WITH OUR KISSING THEME, 538 00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:59,960 JOEY, I DARE YOU TO KISS ON THE LIPS FOR 15 SECONDS... 539 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,831 DAWSON LEERY. 540 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,529 NO WAY. NO. 541 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:06,140 PACEY, GROW UP.NO. YOU HAVE TO DO IT, JOEY. 542 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,882 YOU DID SAY YOU'D DO ANYTHING. 543 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,361 [SIGHS] 544 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,712 FINE. DAWSON, COME HERE. 545 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,541 COME ON. 546 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,902 I'LL KEEP THE TIME. 547 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:02,979 Abby: 13... 548 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,372 14... 549 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,026 15. 550 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:07,288 OK. 551 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,381 SO. ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 552 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,609 Abby: IT'S YOUR TURN, JOEY. 553 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,436 EARTH TO DIMWIT. 554 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,525 COME IN, DIMWIT. 555 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,352 OK. 556 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,745 JEN... 557 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:32,139 TRUTH OR DARE? 558 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,229 TRUTH. 559 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,970 OK. 560 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:38,580 OUT OF ALL THE GUYS AT CAPESIDE, 561 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,495 IS DAWSON THE ONE YOU'RE MOST ATTRACTED TO? 562 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,584 DO I LIKE DAWSON THE MOST? YEAH, OF COURSE. 563 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,194 NO, I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU LIKED HIM THE BEST. 564 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,675 I ASKED YOU IF HE'S THE ONE THAT YOU'RE MOST ATTRACTED TO. 565 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:49,678 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ATTRACTED TO? 566 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,506 SHE MEANS ATTRACTED, LIKE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED. 567 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,116 YEAH. IS HE THE GUY YOU'RE HOTTEST FOR? 568 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,857 WHEN YOU LOOK AT DAWSON, DO YOU WANT TO JUST JUMP HIS BONES? 569 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,903 OR IS IT THAT YOU LIKE HIS PERSONALITY BEST? 570 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,600 BUT IN TERMS OF LUST, YOU'D RATHER BOINK SOMEBODY ELSE-- 571 00:25:58,644 --> 00:25:59,993 I DON'T KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE PACEY? 572 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,864 NO! I LIKE DAWSON. 573 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,562 YEAH, BUT DO YOU LUST FOR HIM? 574 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,346 IT'S A STUPID QUESTION. 575 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:06,869 WHY IS IT A STUPID QUESTION? 576 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,349 I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS QUESTION. 577 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,394 IT'S A STUPID QUESTION BECAUSE... 578 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:14,747 IT'S--IT'S A STUPID QUESTION BECAUSE--BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS YES, ALL RIGHT? 579 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,749 OBVIOUSLY, THE ANSWER IS YES. 580 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,620 I LUST FOR DAWSON, OK? I'M HOT FOR DAWSON. 581 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:19,708 ARE YOU HAPPY, JOEY? 582 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:22,189 MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME-- 583 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:23,407 AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. 584 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,495 WHAT? 585 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,019 JUST TELL ME. I CAN HANDLE IT. WHAT? 586 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,803 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME? 587 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,023 MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME DWELLING ON ME AND DAWSON, 588 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,677 YOU MIGHT HAVE A BOYFRIEND OF YOUR OWN. 589 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,027 OH, AND WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE HEAVEN ON EARTH? 590 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,029 TO CALL ONE OF THESE PIGS AT CAPESIDE MY BOYFRIEND, 591 00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,639 TO BE SOME PERKY LITTLE CHEERLEADER 592 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,641 WHO GETS PUMPED AND DUMPED BY THE SCHOOL JOCK. YEAH. 593 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,512 HAVE SEX WITH GRANT BODEAN ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. 594 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:42,775 WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE GREAT? 595 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:43,950 SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LESBIAN. 596 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,386 YEAH, I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN. 597 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:47,083 AND I'M NOT DWELLING ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH DAWSON, 598 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,216 SO JUST GET OVER YOURSELF. 599 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,266 OK, I DARE ALL OF US. 600 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,354 AHEM. 601 00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:58,965 TO DO WHAT? 602 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,532 TO FOLLOW ME. IT'S TIME FOR A JAIL BREAK. 603 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,451 TV: YOU REALLY DO HAVE A TWISTED LITTLE IMAGINATION, SAMI. 604 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,366 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TWISTED, KATE. 605 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:13,109 YOU KNEW THAT UNCLE BO WOULD BE PROTECTIVE OF BILLIE 606 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:17,113 AND THAT IT WOULD CAUSE PROBLEMS BETWEEN HIM AND HOPE. 607 00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,898 Kate: YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM HERE. 608 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:22,292 YOU'RE MISTAKING ME FOR SOMEONE AS DEVIOUS AS YOU. 609 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,251 Sami: HOW IS THIS FOR DEVIOUS? 610 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:26,296 WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 611 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,907 NO, WE'RE NOT. 612 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,170 MRS. TRINGLE IS IN THERE WATCHING DAYS OF OUR LIVES, 613 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,912 WHICH MEANS SHE'S PROBABLY TAPED A WHOLE WEEK'S WORTH OF SHOWS, 614 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:36,045 WHICH MEANS SHE'S GOT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO GO, 615 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,917 WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD HAVE AN HOUR OF FREEDOM. 616 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,571 Joey: WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING OUT HERE ANYWAY? 617 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,922 I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE THAT WE PLAY A NEW GAME. 618 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:45,315 THIS ONE'S A FRIENDLY, FUN-FOR-THE-WHOLE-FAMILY ADVENTURE. 619 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,708 IT'S CALLED GUESS MY BUTT. 620 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:47,840 GUESS MY BUTT? 621 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:48,884 OOH. HA HA. 622 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,407 [GIGGLING] 623 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,583 Pacey: NOW THATFELT GOOD. 624 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:56,587 OK, PACEY, IT'S TIME TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS NOW. 625 00:27:56,631 --> 00:28:00,069 ALL RIGHT. AND NOW WE PLAY... GUESS MY BUTT. 626 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,593 Abby: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 627 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,596 NO. IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, THERE'S SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ALL OF THEM. 628 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,948 OH. WELL, THIS ONE'S SO PERKY AND PETITE. IT'S GOT TO BE MINE. 629 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:11,211 HA HA. AND THIS ONE HAS GOT TO BE PACEY'S. 630 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,212 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 631 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,779 I CAN JUST TELL. 632 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,171 DUH. 'CAUSE SHE'S CHECKED IT OUT. 633 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,825 DON'T MAKE ME ILL. 634 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,480 OH, PLEASE. SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF. I MEAN, COME ON, 635 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,699 MY BUTT, REALLY, IT'S LIKE A MAGNET. 636 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:23,049 CHICKS CAN'T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF IT. 637 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,833 STOP. YOU'RE PATHETIC. 638 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:26,487 HEY, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 639 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,402 OF YOU? YEAH, TALK ABOUT DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. 640 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:30,534 DAWSON, THIS IS SO BLATANT. 641 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,362 THAT'S WHY YOU THREW THE BASKETBALL AT MY NOSE. 642 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,887 AND IT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SUCH A LITTLE PUKE LATELY. 643 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,193 ME? I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A PUKE? 644 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,238 DAWSON, DON'T GET INTO THIS. 645 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,369 HEY, YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME 646 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,850 BECAUSE I'M A BETTER ATHLETE, 647 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,417 YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I GOT A BETTER SEX LIFE-- 648 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,158 YEAH, PACEY, YOU'RE A REAL DON JUAN. 649 00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:48,378 AT LEAST MY NICKNAME WAS NEVER OOMPA LOOMPA, ALL RIGHT. 650 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,556 THE SAD REALITY, PACEY, 651 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,036 IS THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING. 652 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,690 YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE, 653 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,170 AND, NEED I MENTION, THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE SCHOOL. 654 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,432 YOU GUYS, CHILL OUT. 655 00:28:58,475 --> 00:28:59,694 CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? 656 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,349 I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT DID TO A MAN'S EGO 657 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:03,480 TO LOSE A BASKETBALL GAME. 658 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,873 I DIDN'T LOSE THAT BASKETBALL GAME. 659 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,048 YOU WANT A REMATCH? 660 00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:08,355 I'LL PLAY YOU ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 661 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,575 DAWSON, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 662 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,577 I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM GET HIS ROCKS OFF AT MY EXPENSE. 663 00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,754 THE GUY HAS SEX ONE TIME, HE THINKS HE'S WILT CHAMBERLAIN. 664 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,233 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT--SEX? 665 00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:19,583 NO. BUT IT IS A LITTLE BIT HUMILIATING. 666 00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:21,324 I'M THE ONE WITH THE GIRLFRIEND. HE'S GIVING ME SEX ADVICE. 667 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:22,935 HEY, DAWSON, YOU CHICKENING OUT? 668 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:24,327 COME ON, DAWSON, THIS IS STUPID. 669 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,765 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 670 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,853 [BOUNCES BALL] 671 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:33,162 HMM. THIS'LL BE INTERESTING. 672 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,381 Pacey: ALL RIGHT, OOMPA LOOMPA, 673 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,992 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT OF TRUTH. 674 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,560 IF I WIN, YOU GOTTA TELL US WHY YOU'RE IN DETENTION. 675 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,344 ME? LOSE THIS? 676 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:43,782 PLEASE. STAY OFF THE CRACK, PAL. 677 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,305 COME ON. BREAK. 678 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,610 YOUR SHOT. GO. COME ON. 679 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:08,415 PACEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET IT IN THE NET. 680 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,377 MY DOG PLAYS BASKETBALL BETTER THAN YOU TWO. 681 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,075 YEAH, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. 682 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:19,078 WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE OVER EVERYTHING? 683 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,342 OH, YEAH. US SISTERS NEVER COMPETE OVER ANYTHING. 684 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,693 DAWSON, NICE AIR BALL. 685 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:32,395 [SHOUTS] 686 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:35,572 SHOULDN'T YOU GO GET SOME POMPOMS AND CHEER YOUR MAN ON? 687 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:39,707 OH, OK. JOEY, I GIVE UP. YOU WIN. 688 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,578 I KEEP TRYING TO GET YOU TO LIKE ME, 689 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:44,581 BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO, IS THERE? 690 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,931 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHATEVER. I LIKE YOU. 691 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:47,541 COME ON, JOEY, 692 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,934 I'M NOT A FOOL. 693 00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:51,327 ALL YOUR LITTLE CATTY COMMENTS ARE NOT LOST ON ME. 694 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,590 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? 695 00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:55,375 ALL I'VE EVER TRIED TO DO IS BE YOUR FRIEND. 696 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,943 Y'ALL CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS 697 00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:01,120 AS LONG AS YOU KEEP FIGHTING OVER THE SAME GUY. 698 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:04,384 JOEY, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH DAWSON. 699 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:08,562 YOU'RE WRONG. 700 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,043 I SAW A KISS THAT COULD SET THE ATLANTIC OCEAN ON FIRE. 701 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:13,175 DON'T TELL ME I'M WRONG ABOUT THAT. 702 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:14,916 THAT KISS WAS INTENSE. 703 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,830 WHEW. 704 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,923 LOOK, YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 705 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,665 AHEM. I'M PARCHED. I'M GONNA GET SOME WATER. 706 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:34,936 LET'S GO. 707 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,198 HUH? 708 00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:39,332 AM I TOO MUCH FOR YOU...HUH? 709 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,550 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 710 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:47,557 JOEY, I--I KNOW THAT THIS HAS GOTTA BE KIND OF-- 711 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,299 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, OK? 712 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:51,735 NOT WITH YOU. 713 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,954 I KNOW, 714 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:57,567 BUT IT'S OK. I...I UNDERSTAND. I--I DO. 715 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,308 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? 716 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,614 LIKE WHAT? 717 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:01,745 SO NICE. 718 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:02,877 GOD. 719 00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,664 IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF YOU WERE JUST-- 720 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,971 JUST A TOTAL WENCH, THAT'S ALL. 721 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:10,972 GOD. 722 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,278 WELL, I'M SORRY. 723 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,106 I GUESS I COULD TRY AND BE MORE OF A WENCH. I... 724 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:21,026 GUYS, WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW! 725 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:24,681 Pacey: NO WAY... 726 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,466 YES! 727 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:27,946 YOU CHEATED, MAN.IT WAS SO EASY. 728 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,948 SERIOUSLY, IF WE DON'T GET OUR XEROXED BUTTS 729 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,907 BACK TO THE LIBRARY IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES, WE'RE DOOMED! 730 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,517 HEY, LADIES! YO! YO, YO, LADIES. 731 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,432 THE LOCKER ROOM'S FASTER. COME ON. THIS WAY. 732 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,114 AHH! MRS. TRINGLE. 733 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,550 HOW'S IT HANGING? 734 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,204 [INHALING AND EXHALING DEEPLY] 735 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,297 IS THERE ANY REASON 736 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,691 I SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU ALL DETENTION NEXT SATURDAY? 737 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:20,041 YES. WE WERE STARVING. MRS. TRINGLE, 738 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:23,914 YOU CAN'T KEEP US LOCKED UP HERE IN THIS LIBRARY WITH NO FOOD. 739 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,873 I MEAN, I AM A MEMBER OF AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. 740 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,529 SO YOU WENT TO THE GYM TO WHAT--EAT A BASKETBALL? 741 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,835 NO. WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING. 742 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:34,055 WE WERE DELIRIOUS. 743 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,710 ABBY, IF I HEAR ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU-- 744 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:37,928 MRS. TRI-- 745 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:38,842 HMM? 746 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,933 THESE CARDS NEED SORTING. 747 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,677 OH, MY-- 748 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,472 YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON 749 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,822 ARRANGING THE CARDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER 750 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:04,607 AND PUTTING THEM BACK INTO THAT DRAWER. 751 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:08,133 IF EVEN ONE CARD IS OUT OF ORDER AT 5:00, 752 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:11,571 YOU WILL ALL SPEND NEXT SATURDAY WITH ME HERE IN DETENTION. 753 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:14,400 SO, ARE YOU HIP TO MY LINGO? 754 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,373 ABBY, ARE YOU GONNA HELP OR NOT? 755 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,809 OH, I CAN'T. 756 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,420 I'M SORRY. 757 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,422 I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. 758 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,390 HA HA. 759 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:49,826 LAST ONE. 760 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:51,437 OH, THANK GOD. 761 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,874 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR MYSELF SAY THAT. 762 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,355 WELL... 763 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,226 HOW ARE THOSE CARDS COMING? 764 00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,749 OH, GOOD. 765 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,751 WE JUST FINISHED THEM, MRS. TRINGLE. 766 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,973 IT'S 4:30. 767 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:07,757 YOU SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO GO HOME SOON. 768 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,151 MRS. TRINGLE... 769 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,762 OHH, YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY EYES. 770 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:15,025 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WEARING CONTACTS? 771 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,375 ABBY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLATTER ME. 772 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,377 YOU'VE SERVED YOUR TIME IN DETENTION. 773 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,380 HOPEFULLY, YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING. 774 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:25,775 EXCESSIVE TARDIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AT CAPESIDE. 775 00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,997 EXCESSIVE TARDIES? 776 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,651 Joey: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ECSTASY, ABBY? 777 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,392 Jen: AND THE ORGY ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM? 778 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:36,395 I KNEW THIS. I SAW THROUGH YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL SLUT ROUTINE. 779 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,570 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR. 780 00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,398 TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 781 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:41,400 PLEASE, SPARE ME. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WHITE-BREAD, 782 00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:42,792 COUNTRY-CLUB GOODY TWO-SHOES 783 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,881 WITH A BAD CASE OF POTTY MOUTH. 784 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:47,057 OH, NO! PACEY'S ON TO ME. 785 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:50,104 I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC AGAIN. 786 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,062 BIG DEAL. 787 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:55,588 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE DAY MORE INTERESTING. 788 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:57,198 THE QUESTION IS... 789 00:35:57,242 --> 00:36:00,201 WHY ARE YOU IN DETENTION, PACEY? 790 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,160 YEAH. THAT WAS THE DEAL, REMEMBER? 791 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,813 IF YOU LOST THE GAME, YOU'D TELL US WHY YOU'RE IN DETENTION. 792 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:04,814 PFFFT! 793 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:05,902 THAT GAME WAS A SHAM. 794 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,426 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 795 00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:08,427 COME ON, PACEY... 796 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,471 YOU KNOW WHAT? 797 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:10,777 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 798 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,213 YEAH, FORGET IT, 'CAUSE... 799 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,823 YOU CAN'T EXPECT PACEY TO FESS UP TO ANYTHING. 800 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:17,044 I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU COPPING THIS ATTITUDE WITH ME. 801 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:18,219 LOOK, I WANT TO TRUST YOU, PACEY. 802 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,221 YOU WANTTO TRUST ME? 803 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,832 WHAT, LIKE I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING? 804 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:24,182 I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU. 805 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,705 YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR SEX. 806 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,751 THAT SUCKS, DAWSON. 807 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,231 IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME? 808 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:33,016 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? YOU KISS MY GIRLFRIEND-- 809 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,757 IT WAS A DARE, DAWSON.THANK YOU. 810 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:35,932 YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY INTO IT. 811 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,543 WELL, I WASN'T. 812 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,718 NO OFFENSE.NONE TAKEN. 813 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:39,849 THAT WHOLE OOMPA LOOMPA THING. 814 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,808 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DAWSON, 815 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,593 YOU'VE BLOWN THAT THING SO FAR OUT OF PROPORTION. 816 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:47,030 MAYBE I HAVE, ALL RIGHT? BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT. 817 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:50,947 THOSE 2 WORDS: OOMPA LOOMPA. I HATE THOSE WORDS. 818 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:54,255 EVERY INSECURITY I HAVE ABOUT MYSELF EXISTS INSIDE THOSE 2 WORDS. 819 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:58,041 WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE EXPOSING ME. 820 00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,782 FOR NOT BEING MR. VARSITY ATHLETE. 821 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,393 FOR NOT BEING... 822 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,133 SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED. 823 00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:09,401 LOOK, I'M A VIRGIN, OK? 824 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:12,404 I'M NOT SOME BIG SEX STUD LIKE YOU. 825 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:13,883 [CHUCKLES] 826 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,059 BIG SEX STUD? 827 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,975 PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, DAWSON. 828 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,109 OK. 829 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,894 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M IN HERE? 830 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,855 YOU ALL HAVE TO SWEAR 831 00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:32,554 THAT THIS NEVER LEAVES THIS ROOM. 832 00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:33,555 I SWEAR. 833 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:34,948 CROSS MY HEART. 834 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,081 I SWEAR. 835 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,825 OK. 836 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:47,613 YESTERDAY... 837 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:53,967 AFTER YOU TOTALLY BUSTED UP MY NOSE WITH THAT BASKETBALL... 838 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:58,798 THE CHEERLEADERS WERE BEING REALLY...FRIENDLY TOWARDS ME 839 00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:01,801 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, BANDAGING UP MY NOSE 840 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:03,890 AND HUGGING ME AND STUFF AND... 841 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:08,373 I GOT A LITTLE EXCITED. 842 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,765 OH, NO. 843 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,898 IT GETS WORSE. 844 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:15,467 I, UH...HA HA... 845 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:18,992 I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO RELIEVE THE TENSION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... 846 00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,341 OH, MY GOD. 847 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,603 YEAH. 848 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:24,084 AND, UH, THE COACH CAME IN 849 00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:26,956 AND WANTED TO CHECK UP ON MY NOSE... 850 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,349 [LAUGHS] 851 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,788 HE SAW A LOT MORE THAN YOUR NOSE, DIDN'T HE? 852 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:35,530 YEAH, WELL, NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 853 00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:38,359 THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. 854 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:39,969 THANKS. 855 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:46,280 SO, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THROWING BASKETBALLS AT MY FACE NOW, DAWSON? 856 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,283 I THINK IT'S GLARINGLY OBVIOUS 857 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,155 THAT I'M NO DON JUAN ABOUT TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 858 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:54,375 I MEAN, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 859 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,464 I GOT NOTHING LEFT. 860 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:57,813 YOU HAVE YOUR HAND. 861 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:04,994 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS TAKING MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON YOU. I'M SORRY. 862 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:08,389 I GUESS I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON WHY... 863 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,260 HAH. 864 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:13,568 WHAT? A REASON FOR WHAT? 865 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:17,833 WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME. 866 00:39:17,877 --> 00:39:20,401 WHOA, WAIT... 867 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,751 DAWSON... 868 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,796 [JEN SIGHS] 869 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:27,408 I LIKE YOU...SO MUCH. 870 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:30,803 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE ME. 871 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:32,457 I WANT YOU TO WANT ME. 872 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,937 [SIGHS] 873 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,419 YOU'RE MY GODSEND, DAWSON, 874 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:41,248 AND I DON'T THINK I EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD. 875 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:45,600 THIS SCHOOL'S NOT EXACTLY WELCOMING ME WITH OPEN ARMS, YOU KNOW. 876 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:48,647 IT FEELS LIKE--LIKE EVERYBODY HERE HATES ME, 877 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:51,998 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. BECAUSE I'M FROM NEW YORK 878 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,391 OR BECAUSE I'M-- I'M DIFFERENT. 879 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:58,047 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE HERE 880 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,354 IS JUST ONE GREAT BIG DETENTION THAT I CAN'T ESCAPE, 881 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:05,490 BUT...BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT YOU... 882 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:09,189 AND HOW I'VE MET THIS--THIS GREAT GUY 883 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,712 WHO'S SO ROMANTIC AND SO CARING, 884 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,453 AND WHO I LIKE, 885 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:15,500 AND WHO I WANT SO MUCH. 886 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:22,202 DAWSON, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I GET THROUGH THE BAD DAYS. 887 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:23,899 AND IF YOU THINK THAT I WANT YOU TO BE 888 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:26,989 SOME BIG VARSITY SEX STUD, THEN YOU'RE CRAZY. 889 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:31,603 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE THINGS SLOW. I DO. 890 00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:36,085 AND I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU, JEN. I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. 891 00:40:36,129 --> 00:40:38,740 BUT I AM HUMAN. I HAVE HORMONES. 892 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:41,613 YOU KNOW. 893 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:45,094 IF I SAID THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU, I'D BE LYING. 894 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,794 'CAUSE THE THOUGHT CROSSES MY MIND... 895 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:52,232 ABOUT 1,000 TIMES A DAY. 896 00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:55,278 WHAT, JUST 1,000? THAT'S NOTHING. 897 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,065 PACEY, I'VE BEEN A REAL JERK. 898 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:01,894 AH, WHEW. 899 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:04,287 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR NOSE, ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 900 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,247 I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OOMPA LOOMPA. 901 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,118 IT SHOULDN'T COME AS TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE, 902 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:11,164 SEEING AS I'M SUCH A SCREW-UP. 903 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,644 YOU'RE NOT A SCREW-UP. 904 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:13,906 [PACEY CHUCKLES] 905 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,299 YEAH, I AM A SCREW-UP, 906 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:17,692 AND EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS IT. 907 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,825 BUT, UH...DAWSON, 908 00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:22,958 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, MAN. 909 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:26,135 AND I DON'T WANT TO SCREW THAT UP. 910 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,792 WHEN DID EVERYONE BECOME SO OBSESSED WITH SEX? 911 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,403 AND NOW YOU, TOO, DAWSON. 912 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:35,188 IF YOU'RE WORRIED THAT EVERYONE'S MORE EXPERIENCED THAN YOU, 913 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:37,277 YOU CAN JUST REST EASY. 914 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,627 YOU STILL HAVE ONE FRIEND WHO'LL PROBABLY GO TO HER GRAVE A VIRGIN. 915 00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,542 JOEY, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 916 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:44,371 BEFORE WHAT? BEFORE MY BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITS 917 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,199 AND I START BEDDING DOWN WITH EVERY GUY 918 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:47,635 WITH A FAST CAR AND BIG BICEPS? 919 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,637 BEFORE YOU FIND THE RIGHT PERSON. 920 00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:55,425 I HAVE. 921 00:41:57,776 --> 00:41:58,994 JOEY? 922 00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,996 I'M SORRY, DAWSON. I DON'T... 923 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,911 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 924 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:08,395 LOOK, I HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS-- 925 00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:10,353 THESE WEIRD FEELINGS-- 926 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:13,922 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT, AND I CAN'T SAY IT. 927 00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,145 WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG, 928 00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:21,190 AND YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. 929 00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:23,802 EVERYTHING. AND I CAN'T EVEN SAY THIS. 930 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,804 I CAN'T. 931 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,676 AND I JUST FEEL... 932 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,939 REALLY LONELY. 933 00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:31,940 JOEY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 934 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,681 [SOBBING] YES, I AM. 935 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,335 I'M HERE FOR YOU. I WAS HERE FOR YOU IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 936 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:36,771 I'M HERE FOR YOU NOW, OK? 937 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:40,993 NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GONNA CHANGE THAT. NOTHING. 938 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:43,343 MAYBE IF YOU'D JUST... 939 00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:45,345 SAY THESE THINGS, THEN... 940 00:42:45,388 --> 00:42:46,868 YOU KNOW, THEY'LL BE OUT IN THE OPEN. 941 00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:49,871 YOUR FEELINGS WON'T BE AS STRONG ANYMORE. YOU KNOW? 942 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:51,612 YOU--YOU'D BE FREE. 943 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,658 I CAN'T. 944 00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:55,398 I CAN'T. 945 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:57,705 'CAUSE IF I SAY THESE THINGS, 946 00:42:57,749 --> 00:43:00,055 I CAN'T EVER TAKE THEM BACK. 947 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:06,235 IT'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING, AND I CAN'T DO THAT. 948 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,370 I CAN'T. 949 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:15,941 WELL, EVERYONE... 950 00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,290 CONGRATULATIONS. 951 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,900 YOU'VE DONE YOUR TIME. 952 00:43:18,944 --> 00:43:20,598 YOU CAN GO HOME NOW.