1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,399 WHOA. 2 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,749 WELL, SO MUCH FOR TWISTER. 3 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:12,055 WHAT'S NEXT? 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,144 I VOTE FOR THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. 5 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,538 YEAH, BUT TOWERING INFERNOHAS A HIGHER ALL-STAR BODY COUNT. 6 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,061 BUT THEY JUST BURNED. IN THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, 7 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,454 THE DEATHS ARE MUCH MORE INTERESTING. 8 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:20,455 EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE DOWN. 9 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:21,891 HEY, IT'S TIME. 10 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,501 LET'S SEE IF OUR DISASTER MOVIE SEÉANCE WORKED. 11 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,112 GOOD EVENING FROM THE WEATHER CENTER, 12 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,462 WHERE WE CONTINUE TO TRACK THE PROGRESS OF HURRICANE CHRIS, 13 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,464 GAINING MOMENTUM AS IT HEADS UP THE COAST, 14 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,988 PROMPTING WARNINGS FOR SEVERAL COASTAL AREAS 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,685 AND EVEN SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS. 16 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,688 LOCAL OFFICIALS HAVE GONE AHEAD AND CANCELED CLASSES FOR TOMORROW 17 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:39,169 IN YARMOUTH, NORTH FALMOUTH, AND CAPESIDE... 18 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,083 WHOO-HOO! 19 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,345 SCORE! 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,173 YEAH!Bob: STAY WITH US. GALE? 21 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:44,827 Gale: THANKS, HAL. 22 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,916 WELL, BOB, SOUNDS LIKE TOMORROW WOULD BE A GOOD DAY 23 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,570 JUST TO STAY IN BED. 24 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:49,788 YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT, GALE. 25 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:52,095 GOD! COULD THEY BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS? 26 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,097 SO, GALE, WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE CURRENT SITUATION IN BOSNIA, 27 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,708 AND WILL YOU BE JUMPING MY BONES AFTER THE BROADCAST?! 28 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:04,281 DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU KNOW? 29 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,282 NO. 30 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:06,501 YOUR DAD? 31 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:07,806 PROFOUNDLY CLUELESS. 32 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:15,075 SO...PAUL NEWMAN OR GENE HACKMAN? 33 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,815 UH, YOU KNOW, JOEY, I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 34 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,295 YOU MIND IF I SACK? 35 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,950 UH...NO. THAT'S FINE. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 36 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:33,484 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS, DAWSON. 37 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:36,357 UH, EVERYTHING'S POSTPONED BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE. 38 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,836 MY LIFE INCLUDED. 39 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,360 YOUR LIFE IS A HURRICANE. 40 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,971 NO METAPHORS, JOEY. IT'S TOO LATE. 41 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,366 LATER. 42 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,107 I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW, JOEY. 43 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,414 HEY, DAWSON? YEAH? 44 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,068 FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 45 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,852 IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY LIFE. 46 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:03,906 Gale: NOW IN OTHER NEWS, WILLIAM BENNETT SAID TOM BURTON WOULD CONFER WITH DEMOCRATS 47 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:07,431 ON THE PANEL TODAY ABOUT WHETHER THEY WOULD BE WILLING TO JOIN GOP MEMBERS 48 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,738 IN VOTING TO CONFER IMMUNITY ON 3 WITNESSES. 49 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,827 A 2/3 VOTE IS REQUIRED. 50 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,220 BACK TO YOU, BOB. 51 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:32,473 OH, WELL, I GUESS IF IT WERE THE CAPESIDE BAKE-OFF, 52 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:33,822 THEN I WOULD BE YOUR MAN. 53 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,737 NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SARCASTIC. 54 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,653 I'M TRYING TO BE A REPORTER. 55 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,264 FINE, JIM. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE, 56 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,744 DARNING MY HUSBAND'S SOCKS. 57 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,182 UNBELIEVABLE. 58 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,619 I TAKE IT THEY'RE NOT LETTING YOU COVER THE HURRICANE. 59 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:51,013 OF COURSE NOT. I'M MISSING A CERTAIN APPENDAGE BETWEEN MY LEGS, 60 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,884 WHICH APPARENTLY MAKES ONE UNIQUELY QUALIFIED 61 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,277 TO COVER INCLEMENT WEATHER. 62 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,323 WELL, ME AND MY APPENDAGE ARE BOTH THRILLED 63 00:03:56,366 --> 00:04:00,936 THAT YOU WILL BE HERE SAFE, WHERE YOU BELONG. 64 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:05,332 ALL RIGHT. FLASHLIGHTS, CANDLES, COLD SHOWER, AND BATTERIES. 65 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,073 THANKS, DAWSON. LISTEN, I'M GONNA RUN NEXT DOOR 66 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,814 AND CHECK ON JEN AND MRS. RYAN, 67 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,294 EXTEND AN INVITATION TO RIDE OUT THE STORM. 68 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,426 OK. 69 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:20,782 MY DAD'S A GREAT GUY, ISN'T HE? 70 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:23,698 MAYBE ON THE TOM HANKS, HARRISON FORD IDEALISTIC SIDE, 71 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,308 BUT SOLID LIKE A ROCK. 72 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,744 WITHOUT QUESTION. 73 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,224 AND FAITHFUL. 74 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,184 EVEN TO A FAULT. 75 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,578 MM-HMM. 76 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,885 SO WHO'S COVERING, UH, HURRICANE CHRIS? 77 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,540 HUH. BOB GOT THE GIG. 78 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,193 OH, THAT BOB. 79 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,717 BOY, HE'S ON TOP OF IT. 80 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,719 YEAH, HE'S A GREAT GUY. 81 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:45,981 DAD'S A GREAT GUY. 82 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,200 BOB'S...THE ANCHORMAN. 83 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:51,116 UM, HONEY, DID YOU SECURE THE FRONT PORCH? 84 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,162 I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 85 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,382 UM, GOTTA GET READY FOR HURRICANE BOB. 86 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,166 HURRICANE CHRIS. 87 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,776 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 88 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,561 CHRIS IS THE HURRICANE. BOB'S THE ANCHORMAN. 89 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:03,433 [DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING] 90 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,783 [SIGHS] 91 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,089 OH, BOY. 92 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,228 I JUST WANT IT KNOWN 93 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,491 THAT I AM HERE UNDER COMPLETE DURESS. 94 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,841 OH, JUST STOP YOUR PUNK-ASS WHINING. 95 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,190 SCHOOL'S OUT TODAY. 96 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,366 IT'S MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP IN, 97 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,237 CATCH UP ON MY SOAPS, ENJOY THE STORM. 98 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,065 HEY, DAD'S ORDERS. 99 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,938 DAD'S ORDERS. YOU SAY THAT WITH SUCH A LAPDOG ENTHUSIASM. 100 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,418 YOU KNOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 101 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,984 [EFFEMINATE TONE] OH, YOU'RE SO BUTCH, DOUGIE. 102 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,030 OH...SCREW YOU. 103 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,423 DOUG, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO PROCESS 104 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,294 THESE HOSTILE OUTBURSTS OF RAGE. 105 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,383 I MEAN, ANY THERAPIST IS GONNA TELL YOU 106 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,254 THAT THESE ARE JUST MERE REPRESSION TACTICS 107 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,256 TO MASK YOUR TRUE HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES. 108 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,520 JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY. 109 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,522 I HAPPEN TO BE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY I KNOW. 110 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,045 OH, REALLY? 111 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,439 I THINK YOUR CD COLLECTION WOULD CONTRADICT THAT. 112 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,572 BARBRA STREISAND, THE SOUNDTRACK TO LES MIZ... 113 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,401 I HAVE AN INTERESTING AND SOFT COMPLEXITY. 114 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,838 YOU KNOW, DOUG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF TO ME. 115 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,449 I'M ON YOUR SIDE. 116 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:05,147 I JUST WANT YOU TO LIVE A HAPPY AND, UH, FRUITFUL LIFE. 117 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,976 YOU KNOW, WOMEN HAPPEN TO LOVE MY CD COLLECTION. 118 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,588 ANSWER ME THIS. 119 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,242 WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A PROFESSION THAT REQUIRES YOU TO DRESS 120 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,287 LIKE ONE OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE? 121 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,290 I CHOSE TO WEAR A BADGE BECAUSE OUR FATHER, 122 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,031 THE CHIEF OF POLICE OF CAPESIDE, 123 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,947 INSTILLED IN ME A SENSE OF DUTY AND A BELIEF IN JUSTICE. 124 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,906 RIGHT, WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE HARDER FOR YOU TO COME OUT. 125 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,603 I UNDERSTAND THAT, DOUG. 126 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,692 YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE SUPPORT GROUPS FOR GAY OFFICERS. 127 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,173 LISTEN, PACEY! I'M NOT GAY! 128 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,920 Bodie: YOU'RE WAFFLING. WE ALREADY AGREED ON THIS. 129 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,400 IT'S MUTILATION. 130 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:43,533 STUDIES SHOW THE TRAUMA OF HAVING YOUR GENITALS SLICED 131 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:45,535 CAN HAVE A LASTING EFFECT INTO ADULTHOOD. 132 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,190 TRUST ME. IF I WAS CONSCIOUS OF IT, 133 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,974 I'D MOST DEFINITELY REMEMBER. 134 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:52,368 YOU KNOW, JUNIOR'S FORESKIN WILL BE A NON-ISSUE 135 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,762 IF WE ALL BLOW AWAY IN A TYPHOON. 136 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,460 IT'S JUST A WARNING. THESE THINGS NEVER COME THIS FAR NORTH. 137 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,157 WELL, I VOTE WE GO TO DAWSON'S. 138 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,725 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 139 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:04,511 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. THIS KID--PFFT--IS BEING CIRCUMCISED. 140 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:05,642 NO...HE'S NOT. 141 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,035 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT, 142 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,863 DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET THE LAST WORD ON THIS. 143 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,952 WATCH ME. 144 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,931 TAMMY! 145 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:34,976 HEY, TAMARA! 146 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,368 HI. 147 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,370 UH, NO, DON'T. 148 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,329 THE BACK SIDE'S ALL DONE. 149 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,374 YO, PACE, GIVE ME A HAND HERE. 150 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,856 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, PACEY. 151 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,728 YOUR BROTHER WAS KIND ENOUGH TO HELP ME SECURE THE PLACE. 152 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,426 OH, YEAH. HE IS A GREAT GUY. 153 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,647 SO...HOW'S YOUR HOMEWORK COMING? 154 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:57,346 I HOPE THIS BAD WEATHER'S GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON YOUR READING. 155 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,609 ARE YOU KIDDING? THE GUY'S A GOOF. 156 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:02,046 HE HASN'T CRACKED A BOOK SINCE THIRD GRADE. 157 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,092 OH, REALLY? WELL, YOU'D BE PLEASED. 158 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,137 YOUR BROTHER'S DOING QUITE WELL, OFFICER WITTER. 159 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,444 OH, PLEASE, CALL ME DOUG. 160 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,185 OK. 161 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,579 AND, UH, I CAN CALL YOU... 162 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:15,016 UH, MISS JACOBS WOULD BE FINE. 163 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,931 OR TAMARA, WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE. 164 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,889 TAMARA. 165 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,151 [THUNDERCLAP] OH! 166 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,763 I'M SORRY. I HATE STORMS. 167 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,026 I--I REALLY DON'T DO WELL AT ALL IN BAD WEATHER. 168 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:28,029 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 169 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:39,127 Grams: I'VE WEATHERED MORE STORMS IN MY TIME THAN YOU CAN COUNT. 170 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,911 WELL, HUMOR ME. 171 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,652 I'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER IF YOU GUYS ARE OVER HERE WITH US. 172 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,307 IF THE LORD DECIDES TO BLOW MY HOUSE AWAY, SO BE IT. 173 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,048 OH, GRAMS, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, 174 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,353 THE LORD SENT A FAX WHILE YOU WERE OUT. 175 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,877 SOMETHING ABOUT THE ARMAGEDDON. 176 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,492 HEY, STRANGER. 177 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,539 Dawson: HEY, UM, I HEARD YOUR GRANDPA WAS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. 178 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,105 I'M SORRY. OH, YEAH. 179 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:04,718 THEY'RE JUST RUNNING SOME TESTS. HE'LL BE OK. 180 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:08,243 IT'S MADE GRAMS KINDA ANXIOUS, THOUGH. 181 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,636 BUT HOW ARE YOU DOING? 182 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:10,550 GOOD. 183 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,118 OK, UH... 184 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,380 CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND WITH SOMETHING? 185 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,558 UH, NO. I'M COOL. THANKS. 186 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,821 YOU'RE BEING COLD TO ME, DAWSON. 187 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,083 NO. I-- 188 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,258 IT'S NOT A JUDGMENT OR ANYTHING. 189 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,694 IT'S JUST AN OBSERVATION. 190 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,478 DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS? 191 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,741 IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU-- 192 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,438 OK, US. IT--IT--I-- 193 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,049 I'VE JUST GOT A BIG TO-DO LIST IN MY HEAD, REALLY. 194 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,485 SURE. 195 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:45,846 Bob: HIGH TIDES AND STORM SURGES WITH HEAVY RAIN FORECAST FOR THE LOCAL AREA. 196 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,369 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 197 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,458 MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 198 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,720 WE'RE GONNA FIX UP SOME LUNCH. 199 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,635 THAT'S SO KIND OF YOU. WE REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 200 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,855 NO PROBLEM. MRS. RYAN, DO YOU KNOW-- 201 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:58,336 WE'VE MET. YOU'RE BESSIE, JOEY'S UNMARRIED SISTER. 202 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,860 AND...THIS IS BODIE. 203 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,558 MM-HMM. 204 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,646 UH-HUH. 205 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:08,172 OH. THANK YOU, WALTER CRONKITE. 206 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,827 NEED I REMIND YOU WHO WON THE LOCAL EMMY AND THE GOLDEN DESK AWARD? 207 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,220 HMM? 208 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,875 I HAVE MORE PLAQUES AND TROPHIES THAN YOU DO. 209 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,877 [GIGGLING] 210 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,878 [GASPS] 211 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,010 BAD BOY! 212 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,533 WELL, YOU JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. 213 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,797 I'D LIKE YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE. 214 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,928 OK. 215 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,496 [KISSING] 216 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,805 UM...I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 217 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,462 GOT A NEW AWARD FOR YOU, MOM. 218 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,812 IT'S NOT A TROPHY, THOUGH. 219 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,074 IT COMES IN THE FORM OF AN "A." 220 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,380 AND YOU HAVE TO STITCH IT RIGHT HERE. 221 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,820 CONGRATULATIONS. 222 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,838 DAWSON. DAWSON, HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK. 223 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,101 YEAH? ABOUT WHAT, THE WEATHER? 224 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,799 HONEY... 225 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:13,498 UM, I KNOW YOU MUST BE REALLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW, 226 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,804 AND IT IS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED. 227 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,153 SAVE IT. 228 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,329 HONEY, PLEASE... HEAR ME OUT. 229 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,114 UM... 230 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,159 I LOVE YOUR FATHER. 231 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,728 NOW, I KNOW THAT MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL AT THE MOMENT, 232 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,470 BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN BOB AND I-- 233 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,994 BOB AND ME. "BOB AND I" IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT. 234 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,345 IF YOU LET ME, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. 235 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,391 UNDERSTAND WHAT, THE COMPLICATED MIND OF AN ADULTERESS? 236 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,480 DO YOU HAVE SOME NEW EARTH-SHATTERING RATIONALE 237 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,482 WHY YOU'RE BREAKING THE SACRED VOWS OF MARRIAGE? 238 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,701 IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD, ISN'T IT? 239 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,920 NO, IT ISN'T. THERE ARE REASONS. 240 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,706 REASONS. WHY? BOREDOM, MAYBE? 241 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,272 I KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU PULL THIS 242 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,579 "I'M 40 NOW. TIME TO BE SELFISH. LIFE IS PASSING ME BY" CRAP. 243 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,712 WOULD YOU LET ME EXPLAIN? 244 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,626 FINE, MOM. GO FOR IT. EXPLAIN. 245 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,193 PURGE, BUT PURGE TO THE RIGHT PERSON. 246 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,542 I'M THE SON. 247 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,109 REMEMBER, THERE'S A WHOLE MISSING ELEMENT HERE. 248 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,329 I THINK IT'S DOWNSTAIRS, AND IT HAS A NAME-- 249 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,898 HUSBAND, SPOUSE, MATE, BETTER HALF. 250 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,813 ANY OF THOSE RING A BELL? 251 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,210 ARE YOU OK? 252 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,736 I DON'T GET IT. 253 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,563 I'VE GOT THESE 2 ADOLESCENT PARENTS 254 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,130 WHO BUMP LIKE RABBITS EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. 255 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,784 YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH, 256 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,787 BUT EVIDENTLY DAD COULDN'T KEEP UP, AND MOM JUST SAID, "HEY--" 257 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,311 DON'T. DAWSON, THESE THINGS HAVE VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH SEX. 258 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:31,185 IS THE PROPOSITION OF MONOGAMY SUCH A JURASSIC NOTION? 259 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,100 I MEAN, IS IT NO LONGER REASONABLE TO THINK 260 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:35,015 THAT 2 PEOPLE CAN BE ENOUGH FOR EACH OTHER FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES? 261 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,973 I--I DON'T KNOW.MAYBE IT'S CHEMICAL. 262 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409 MAYBE THERE'S SOME KIND OF HORMONAL IMBALANCE 263 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,455 THAT CAUSES ONE TO FORNICATE WITH THEIR COWORKERS. 264 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,109 MAYBE IT'S NOT JUST BOB. 265 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,764 MAYBE IT EXTENDS TO THE WHOLE 6:00 AND 11:00 ACTION NEWS TEAMS. 266 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,678 YOUR MOTHER IS A GOOD WOMAN. 267 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,770 HEH HEH HEH. YEAH, YOU DEFEND HER. YOU WOULD. 268 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,771 IT MAKES SENSE. 269 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,860 EXCUSE ME.YOU HEARD ME. 270 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,254 YEAH, I DID, AND YOU BETTER CLARIFY YOURSELF RIGHT NOW BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. 271 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,908 I'M SIMPLY REMARKING WHO BETTER TO UNDERSTAND 272 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,823 A WOMAN'S NEED TO HAVE MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 273 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,738 OH, BEING THAT I'VE SLEPT WITH HALF OF NEW YORK CITY? 274 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,826 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 275 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,046 WE'RE NOT ALL AS PIOUS AS YOU, DAWSON. 276 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,917 SOME OF US AREN'T IMAGINARY CHARACTERS IN A SPIELBERG FILM. 277 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,745 SOME OF US LIVE IN REALITY. 278 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:15,272 [DOOR SLAMS] 279 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,186 [JOEY SNEEZES] 280 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,060 OH, DON'T EVEN TELL ME. 281 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,717 DON'T MIND ME. JUST PASSING THROUGH. 282 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,721 AHH. I CAN'T ESCAPE. 283 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,723 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 284 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,638 JUST REGRESSING FOR A MOMENT. 285 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,250 REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO PLAY IN THERE WHEN WE WERE KIDS? 286 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,686 YOU KNOW, WE'D REENACT THE WHOLE THIRD ACT FROM JAWS. 287 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,514 NOT NOW, JOEY. 288 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,603 COME ON. I MEAN, YOU'D BE CAPTAIN QUINT, 289 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,778 AND I'D BE BOTH HOOPER AND SHERIFF BRODY, 290 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,388 AND WE KNEW ALL THE LINES BY HEART. 291 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,389 WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE, JOEY. 292 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,782 BUT WOULDN'T IT BE NICE? 293 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,829 OH, RIGHT. 294 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,831 IT'S UP THERE WITH SLEEPING OVER 295 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,485 ON THE "WE'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS" LIST. I SEE. 296 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,884 LOOK, I--I KNOW YOU'RE STILL MAD AT ME FOR LYING TO YOU. 297 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,843 EVEN IF YOU WON'T ADMIT IT, 298 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,757 THERE'S RESIDUE ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 299 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,803 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU BETTER GO, JOEY. 300 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,413 MY VERBAL VOMIT'S OUT OF CONTROL TODAY. 301 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,980 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, DAWSON. 302 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,895 YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO FIND ANSWERS. 303 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,811 YOU KNOW, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY SHE'S CHEATING, BUT... 304 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,943 [SIGHS] 305 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,162 IT'S--IT'S ALL PERCEPTION, DAWSON. 306 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,040 LET ME JUST OFFER THE ONE OUNCE OF WISDOM 307 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,825 I CAN BRING TO THIS TABLE. 308 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,914 YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF ASKING WHY 309 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,916 YOUR MOTHER'S DOING ALL THESE HORRIBLE THINGS, 310 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,484 MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 311 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,747 AND THANK GOD THAT YOU HAVE A MOTHER? 312 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,577 JOEY. 313 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,406 SORRY, DAWSON. I FORGOT FOR A SECOND. 314 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,538 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 315 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,764 Bob: THE WINDS ARE NOW RACING AT 50 MILES AN HOUR, 316 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,548 AND THEY'RE STEADILY CLIMBING. 317 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:01,944 NOW, ALTHOUGH IT IS STILL UNDETERMINED WHETHER HURRICANE CHRISTOPHER 318 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,468 IS GONNA MAKE LANDFALL RIGHT HERE IN CAPESIDE-- 319 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,297 I'M JUST SAYING, A LITTLE FRESH ROSEMARY, SOME GROUND PEPPER-- 320 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:11,040 I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THE CULINARY ARTS THAN-- 321 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,477 THE CHICKEN WAS JUST DELICIOUS, MRS. RYAN. 322 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,480 ...THE TIDAL SURGE IS GOING TO COINCIDE WITH THE STORM SURGE. 323 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,917 THAT BEING THE CASE, 324 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,962 LOOK FOR WATERS TO RISE 15 TO 20 FEET-- 325 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,703 Mitch: IT'S GETTING PRETTY MESSY OUT THERE. 326 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,227 HOPE BOB WATCHES OUT FOR HIMSELF. 327 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,362 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT BOB, MR. LEERY. 328 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,190 LISTEN TO YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES. 329 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,715 I'M GONNA SEND IT BACK TO THE STUDIO IN JUST A MOMENT'S TIME, 330 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,978 BUT WE'LL BE HERE ALL DAY LONG 331 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,371 AS THE STORM PROGRESSES. 332 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,938 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 333 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,955 I GUESS I F... 334 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,175 THIS IS REALLY F... 335 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,787 EVERY SENTENCE THAT COMES TO MIND ENDS WITH THE F-WORD. 336 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,833 WELL, DON'T HOLD BACK ON MY ACCOUNT. 337 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,400 I'VE HEARD IT. 338 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,533 I'M AN ADULT, JOEY. I'M SUPPOSED TO SET AN EXAMPLE. 339 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,884 I'D STICK TO THE F-WORD IF I WERE YOU. 340 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,325 I'VE BEEN VERY SELFISH. 341 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,544 SEEMS TO RUN IN YOUR FAMILY. 342 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,460 BUT I'M ENDING IT. 343 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,652 IT WAS NICE OF YOU GUYS TO STAY. 344 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,958 OH, HERE, LET ME GET THIS. 345 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,612 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW SCARED I WAS. 346 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,048 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 347 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,704 I NEVER EXPECTED A HURRICANE TO COME THIS FAR NORTH. 348 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,575 WELL, I'M AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, 349 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,708 AND IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT PEOPLE, SO... 350 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:57,364 WELL, AS LONG AS I'M NOT KEEPING YOU GUYS FROM ANYTHING. 351 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,887 OH, NO. [CRASH] 352 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,193 WHAT WAS THAT? 353 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,933 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,935 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 355 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,068 W--UH, SHOULD YOU GO OUT THERE? 356 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,027 OH, THIS IS MY JOB, TAMMY. 357 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,553 AH. 358 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,602 YOUR BROTHER'S VERY NICE. 359 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,343 HE IS A CLOSET CASE. 360 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,258 WHAT? 361 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,479 OH, YEAH. FULL-BLOODED 100% GAY MAN. 362 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,611 I MEAN, HE LIKES TO KEEP IT QUIET, YOU KNOW, 363 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:28,351 BEING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW 364 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,787 IN A SMALL TOWN. 365 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,180 DOES YOUR DAD KNOW? 366 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,661 AH, MY PARENTS ARE IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS. 367 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,577 IT'S REALLY-- IT'S AN UGLY SITUATION. 368 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,796 BUT HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, TAMMY? 369 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,624 NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 370 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,800 NOT WITH YOUR BADGE BROTHER RIGHT OUTSIDE. 371 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,064 QUICK REMINDER-- THIS IS A FELONY. 372 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,630 THAT'S THE ATTRACTION, ISN'T IT? 373 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,067 I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU. 374 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,981 I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU, TOO, BUT... 375 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,117 THERE. YOU HAPPY? 376 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,118 GET OVER HERE. 377 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,641 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 378 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,903 LET GO. HONESTLY. 379 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,818 I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. 380 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,040 [BOTH LAUGHING] 381 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,956 IT WAS NOTHING. IT WAS JUST THE, UH... 382 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,403 YOU REALIZE IF THE KELP TAKES OFF, 383 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,667 WE'LL HAVE A WHOLE CHAIN OF LEERY FAMILY RESTAURANTS 384 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,321 COAST TO COAST. 385 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,975 THAT'S GREAT, DAD. 386 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,674 SOMETHING WRONG, DAWSON? 387 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,023 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 388 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,941 SOMETHING'S VERY WRONG. 389 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,032 MITCH, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU-- 390 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:46,125 I MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 391 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,127 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 392 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,911 UH, NO, DAWSON. WE'RE A FAMILY. 393 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,826 THIS FALLS ON ALL EARS. 394 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,395 HON, WHAT IS IT? 395 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,354 UH... 396 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:02,837 WOW, WHERE DO I BEGIN? 397 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,884 UM, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE WHAT I DO, 398 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,105 THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE 399 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,195 A DIANE SAWYER OR-- OR A BARBARA WALTERS. 400 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:17,199 UM, MITCH, IT'S-- IT'S 20 YEARS LATER, 401 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:22,813 AND I AM NEVER GOING TO BE DIANE SAWYER OR BARBARA WALTERS. 402 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,814 I KNOW THAT. 403 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,208 I MEAN, I GAVE UP THAT DREAM. 404 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,210 IT--IT'S OK. I'VE ACCEPTED IT. 405 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,213 I STILL WOULD LIKE TO BE LIKE A JENNY JONES 406 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,476 OR A SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL. 407 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,477 WHAT'S WRONG, GALE? 408 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,913 OH, GOD. I'M DIGRESSING. 409 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,219 UM... 410 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,221 I MEAN, WHO WATCHES THOSE SHOWS ANYWAY? 411 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,397 I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 412 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,833 SOMEBODY DOES SOMEBODY WRONG, 413 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,706 AND THEN THEY GO ON TV WITH THEIR I.Q. OF 3 414 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:49,144 AND BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT IT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, 415 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,712 AND--NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A JUDGMENT, BUT... 416 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,671 I HAVE ALWAYS PRIDED MYSELF ON NOT BEING THAT KIND OF PERSON, 417 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,848 YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD WIND UP ON A PANEL 418 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,285 OF--OF CHEATERS AND LOWLIFES AND-- 419 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,764 AND--AND LIARS.GALE. 420 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,724 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 421 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,945 WHAT I AM SAYING IS, 422 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,904 FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS, 423 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,907 FOR THE PAST 62 DAYS, 424 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:16,693 EVERY TIME THAT I'VE COME HOME LATE... 425 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:21,263 EVERY TIME THAT I HAVE MADE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE... 426 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:25,267 EVERY TIME THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH YOU, 427 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,575 I HAVE BEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE, 428 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,230 ANOTHER MAN, 429 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,363 HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN. 430 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,763 NOW, I WON'T BE SO INSULTING AS TO OFFER AN APOLOGY. 431 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:46,201 THIS IS, AFTER ALL, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF FORGIVENESS. 432 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,160 I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW, MITCH. 433 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,818 MITCH? 434 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,472 [THUNDER] 435 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,877 BATTERIES. 436 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,317 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOME MORE BATTERIES. DAWSON-- 437 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,797 MITCH. 438 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:21,323 DAWSON, DAWSON, TAKE THESE, UH, CANDLES AND FLASHLIGHT 439 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,325 INTO THE OTHER ROOM, ALL RIGHT? 440 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,458 NOW, WHERE IS THAT LANTERN? 441 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,416 I FILLED IT WITH KEROSENE THIS MORNING, 442 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,026 AND NOW IT IS GONE. 443 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,941 MITCH, PLEASE TALK TO ME. 444 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,204 I HAD IT IN MY HANDS, AND NOW IT'S DISAPPEARED. 445 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,249 WHERE IS IT? 446 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,339 WHERE'D IT GO? 447 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,562 DON'T YOU CRY! 448 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,219 YOU DON'T GET TO CRY. 449 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,923 [SOBBING] 450 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,278 IS EVERYTHING OK? 451 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,194 OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 452 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:09,676 UM, I THINK THERE'S SOME MORE CANDLES UPSTAIRS. 453 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,422 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY IDIOT. 454 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:19,033 TAMMY, I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT MY BROTHER. 455 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:22,515 WE'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS PINHEAD IMBECILE FOR YEARS NOW. 456 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,865 HE'S KIND OF THE FAMILY EMBARRASSMENT, YOU KNOW. 457 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:25,866 I'M REALLY SORRY. 458 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,128 IT'S OK, DOUG. 459 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,870 REALLY, IT WAS MY FAULT. I RAN INTO HIM. 460 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,306 I'M THE CLUMSY ONE. 461 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,177 WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 462 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,702 OH, JUST SOME POSSIBLE RIDING-OUT-THE-STORM ENTERTAINMENT. 463 00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,878 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED THE IF GAME? 464 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,749 NO. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 465 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,534 OH, IT'S A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 466 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,884 UH, I ASK YOU A QUESTION LIKE 467 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,495 IF YOU COULD ONLY EAT ONE FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 468 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:47,670 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 469 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,020 AND THEN YOU ANSWER AND ASK ME SOMETHING. 470 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,413 OK. WHO'S FIRST? 471 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,850 I VOTE FOR MONOPOLY. THAT GAME HAS A POINT. 472 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,678 IT'S JUST A REALLY GOOD WAY 473 00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,985 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER, THAT'S ALL. 474 00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,682 ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE. 475 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:02,424 UM, IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE CITY 476 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,079 THAT YOU HAD TO LIVE IN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 477 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,385 WHAT CITY WOULD YOU PICK? 478 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,603 EASY. NEW YORK, 479 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:08,865 MY HOMETOWN. 480 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,432 NO OTHER PLACE LIKE IT. 481 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,694 SO WHY'D YOU MOVE? 482 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:15,524 UH, WELL, BECAUSE I NEEDED A CHANGE. 483 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,526 I HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL EX-HUSBAND, 484 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:21,138 AND NEW YORK WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 2 OF US. 485 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,097 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, IF I WAS YOUR EX-HUSBAND, 486 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,578 I'D BE FULL OF REGRET RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 487 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,234 OK. MY TURN. 488 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,889 DOUGIE, IF YOU COULD STAR IN ANY BROADWAY MUSICAL, 489 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,151 WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? 490 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,849 EASY. 491 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,198 TONY. WEST SIDE STORY. 492 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,547 I LOVE THAT. 493 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:39,809 YEAH? SOMEWHERE... 494 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,594 IS MY FAVORITE.IT'S MINE, TOO. 495 00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,813 I MUST HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE TEN TIMES WHEN I WAS A KID. 496 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,425 TEN TIMES? TRY FIFTEEN! 497 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,079 A MILLION BABIES ARE CIRCUMCISED EVERY YEAR. 498 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,691 IT'S A HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE. 499 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,171 IT'S A HARSH AND BARBARIC EXAMPLE OF CHILD ABUSE. 500 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,260 Bodie: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL OR BOY. 501 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,392 OR BLACK OR WHITE. 502 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,481 WHOO. SHE'S OFF AND RUNNING. 503 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:00,787 BODIE, DON'T. 504 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,485 IT'S NOT A JUDGMENT, BODIE. JUST AN OBSERVATION. 505 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,791 WHICH DO YOU OBJECT TO MORE, MRS. RYAN-- 506 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:07,315 THE FACT THAT I'M BLACK AND SHE'S WHITE 507 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,926 OR THAT WE'RE UNMARRIED AND ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD IN SIN? 508 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,320 WHAT I OBJECT TO MOST, BODIE, 509 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,365 IS WHEN CHILDREN RAISE CHILDREN. 510 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,498 GET READY, BODIE. 511 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:20,110 THAT CHILD WILL BE IDENTIFIED AS DIFFERENT. 512 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,372 PART BLACK, PART WHITE, 513 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,113 IT DOESN'T MATTER, MRS. RYAN. 514 00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:25,812 THIS CHILD WILL BE 100% LOVED. 515 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:41,436 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? IT'S PRETTY COLD. 516 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,698 IT'S PRETTY COLD IN THERE, TOO. 517 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:47,355 I JUST NEED A LITTLE BREAK. 518 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,052 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 519 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,664 JUST WATCHING MR. LEERY. 520 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,669 I GUESS THE... [THUNDERCLAP] 521 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,409 REALLY HIT THE FAN TODAY. 522 00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,976 SO WHERE'S DAWSON? 523 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,543 DON'T KNOW. DON'T CARE. 524 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,197 I'M TAKING A BREAK. 525 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,894 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST AN EGO THING. 526 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:08,898 I MEAN, "HOW COULD THERE POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN ANYONE BEFORE ME? 527 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,247 HOW CAN I MEASURE UP?" 528 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,466 IS HE REALLY THAT TRITE? 529 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,641 I'M SURE THERE'S A MEASURING TAPE 530 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:15,296 SITTING IN HIS BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. 531 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:16,645 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S MARKED UP AT? 532 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:17,777 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 533 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,256 OH, COME ON. 534 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,171 DO YOU THINK DAWSON'S GOT A PISTOL OR A RIFLE? 535 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:22,259 UHH... 536 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,000 HOW WOULD I KNOW? 537 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,436 OH, COME ON. 538 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,837 DAWSON WAS WRONG TO SPEW HIS ANGER AT HIS MOM ONTO YOU. 539 00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,622 SO YOU HEARD? 540 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:39,276 INVOLUNTARY EAVESDROPPING. 541 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,279 WELL, I GUESS I'M NO LONGER THE VIRGIN QUEEN 542 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,934 OF DAWSON LEERY'S HAND-HELD FANTASIES. 543 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,894 YEAH, I THINK DAWSON'S HAVING A LIFE-DEFINING, TURNING POINT 544 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:49,678 IN HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW. 545 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,288 AREN'T WE ALL? 546 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,509 YOU KNOW, TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION 547 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,338 HIS HEIGHT, WEIGHT, FEET AND HAND SIZE, 548 00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,906 I'D SAY HE'S SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE. 549 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,257 OH, SO YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 550 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,618 CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT? 551 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:19,360 NO, IT'S FINE. I'M... I'M FINE, THANKS. 552 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,931 MR. RYAN USED TO SAY, 553 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,541 "IF YOU WANT THE RAINBOW... 554 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,064 YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH A LOT OF RAIN." 555 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,631 [SIGHS] 556 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:30,980 SO YOU KNOW, TOO? 557 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,856 I USED TO BE A BIG FAN OF MOTION PICTURES. 558 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,988 FRANK CAPRA-- 559 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,337 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, 560 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:41,991 MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, 561 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,297 POCKETFUL OF MIRACLES. 562 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:49,129 SIMPLE DESIRES FULFILLED, ASPIRATIONS REALIZED. 563 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:53,220 FEARS OF ABANDONMENT TURNED INTO FANTASY SPECTACLES OF SECURITY AND JOY. 564 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:56,310 FRANK CAPRA AND STEVEN SPIELBERG 565 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,660 ARE OFTEN COMPARED FOR THEIR THEMATIC CONTENT. 566 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,532 WHAT I LIKED MOST ABOUT THOSE MOVIES 567 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:05,667 IS THE FACT THAT NO MATTER HOW FAR OFF THE PEDESTAL THE CHARACTER FELL, 568 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,148 HE ALWAYS GOT A SECOND CHANCE. 569 00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:12,805 FORGIVENESS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS THE LORD HAS GIVEN US. 570 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:15,590 WITH IT COMES... UNDERSTANDING. 571 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,942 THE SAME WAY RAIN BRINGS A RAINBOW? 572 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,469 FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN OF YOU SO FAR, 573 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:28,168 YOU BETTER BUY YOURSELF A GOOD UMBRELLA. 574 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:40,223 ST. CHARLES PLACE WITH A HOTEL-- 575 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,225 $750. 576 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,574 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 577 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,533 OH, NOW, SO WHAT ABOUT GYPSY? 578 00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:46,708 OH, I LOVE THAT. 579 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,579 DID YOU SEE THE BETTE MIDLER TV VERSION? 580 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:49,929 OH, SHE WAS GREAT. 581 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:50,973 BUT, YOU KNOW, 582 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,845 I STILL LOVE ETHEL MERMAN. 583 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,716 Tamara: YEAH. A CHORUS LINE? 584 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,501 ♪ KISS TODAY GOOD-BYE 585 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,112 ♪ THE SWEETNESS AND THE SORROW ♪ 586 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,461 IT'S YOUR TURN. 587 00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:02,202 OH. 588 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,204 LISTEN, TAMARA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME SOMETIME, 589 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,771 MAYBE CATCH A MOVIE? 590 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,598 THE RIALTO'S GOT THIS WHOLE OLDIES CLASSICS THING 591 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:08,730 ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. 592 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,993 THEY PLAY A LOT OF THE OLD MGM MUSICALS. 593 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:11,951 IT'S REALLY GREAT. 594 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,517 I'D LOVE TO. 595 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,216 YEAH? GREAT. OK, WE'LL MAKE A WHOLE NIGHT OF IT. 596 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:19,610 NICE ROMANTIC DINNER, LEAVE BABY BROTHER HERE AT HOME. 597 00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:22,222 JUST GIVE US A CHANCE TO, UH, 598 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,267 I DON'T KNOW, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE MORE INTIMATELY. 599 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,226 YOU KNOW, MAKE IT A REAL DATE. 600 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,445 WELL, NOT REALLY A REAL DATE. 601 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,186 WHY NOT? 602 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:34,321 WELL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I... 603 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:35,888 I KNOW. 604 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,846 IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M TOO YOUNG, IS IT? 605 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,066 I MEAN, PLEASE DON'T PULL THE AGE THING ON ME. 606 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,242 I'M 24. SOON TO BE 25. 607 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,765 NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL. 608 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,637 IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE... 609 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:48,074 GAY. 610 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:50,990 WHAT? 611 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,344 DID YOU TELL HER I'M GAY? 612 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,389 Tamara: NO. I GUESSED IT. 613 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,435 WH-WHEN I LIVED IN NEW YORK, 614 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:02,828 I LIVED ON CHRISTOPHER STREET. 615 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:04,220 I HAVE GOOD GAYDAR. 616 00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,267 YOU TOLD HER, DIDN'T YOU? 617 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,660 TELL HER I'M NOT GAY! 618 00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:11,010 SHE HAS GAYDAR. 619 00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:14,753 TAMARA, I AM NOT GAY.IT'S OK TO BE GAY. 620 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,711 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HIM, TAMARA. 621 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,062 ALL RIGHT. YOU TELL HER RIGHT NOW I AM NOT GAY! 622 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:21,063 GUYS, GUYS, HEY! 623 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,195 IT'S OK, TAMARA. 624 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,936 HE DOES THIS KIND OF STUFF ALL THE TIME. 625 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:24,937 [EXHALES] 626 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,373 TELL HER. 627 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,635 NOW. 628 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,682 [WHIMPERING] 629 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,469 OK. ALL RIGHT. 630 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,168 HE'S NOT GAY. 631 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:43,303 ALL RIGHT THEN. 632 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:45,000 SO WHOSE TURN IS IT? 633 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,624 [SHIVERING] 634 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,501 IT'S BOB, ISN'T IT? 635 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:22,733 THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU... 636 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:26,563 IT WAS, UH, ON THE PIER AT THE MARINA, 637 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:29,871 AND YOU WERE WITH THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS... 638 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:33,353 THE WOMAN WHO NEVER SHUT UP-- TALK, TALK, TALK ALL THE TIME. 639 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:34,920 I CAN'T REMEMBER 640 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,965 HER NAME. IT WAS, UH... 641 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:39,750 ONE OF THOSE SOAP-OPERA NAMES, YOU KNOW, 642 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,057 LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, ALEXIS OR DORIAN. 643 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,189 PHOEBE. 644 00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:47,933 AH, PHOEBE. 645 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:51,893 FROM THE MINUTE PHOEBE INTRODUCED US, I KNEW... 646 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,764 THAT I LOVED YOU. 647 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,552 I MEAN, IT WAS THAT QUICK, YOU KNOW, 648 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,554 BECAUSE LOVE COMES THAT QUICK. 649 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:01,860 IT'S LIKE A DECISION. 650 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,906 LOVE IS A DECISION THAT YOU MAKE, AND I MADE IT. 651 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,690 RIGHT THERE, ON THE SPOT. 652 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:16,570 WHAT I NEED FOR YOU TO KNOW 653 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:20,400 IS THAT OUR LOVE CAME QUICK, AND IT'S LASTED. 654 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,273 IT'S WEATHERED THE STORM. 655 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:31,715 BUT AS QUICKLY AS I MADE THAT DECISION 20 YEARS AGO TO LOVE YOU... 656 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,284 I'M TAKING IT BACK. 657 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:40,942 I DON'T WANT TO LOVE YOU ANYMORE. 658 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,031 I CHOOSE TO HATE YOU NOW. 659 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,468 NO, MITCH, DON'T-- 660 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,470 IT'S ALREADY DONE. 661 00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:50,386 JUST LIKE THAT. 662 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,436 SO I SUGGEST YOU GET OUTTA THE CAR... 663 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,919 BEFORE I PHYSICALLY REMOVE YOU FROM IT. 664 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,944 Bob: GOOD NEWS FOR LOCAL RESIDENTS TODAY. 665 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:29,338 HURRICANE CHRISTOPHER HAS TAKEN A SUDDEN DETOUR, 666 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,515 AND IT'S LEFT ONLY MODERATE DAMAGE TO CAPESIDE AND ITS SURROUNDING AREAS. 667 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,126 AND NOW THAT THE STORM IS OVER, 668 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:36,519 I GUESS IT'S TIME THAT WE CAN ALL FINALLY SAY GOOD-BYE 669 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,869 TO SOME TRULY, TRULY BAD WEATHER. 670 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,745 ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 671 00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:46,268 IT'S BEEN A VERY INTERESTING DAY. 672 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,704 OH, ANYTIME. 673 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,924 UH, SORRY ABOUT THE GUNPLAY. 674 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,317 HEY... 675 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,755 I'D, UH, STILL LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT. 676 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,061 [NERVOUS LAUGH] OH, YEAH... 677 00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:57,888 YOU KNOW, I--I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, DOUG. 678 00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:01,675 I'M SEEING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. 679 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:04,025 OH. WELL, FAIR ENOUGH. 680 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,418 OK. 681 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,463 LET'S GO, SQUIRT. 682 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,813 YES, SIR, DEPUTY DOUG. 683 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:43,847 I'M LEAVING, DAWSON. UM... 684 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,849 BUT BEFORE I GO, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS-- 685 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,373 OK, LOOK, JEN--NO. HEAR ME OUT, 686 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:49,201 DAWSON, PLEASE, OK? 687 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,072 BECAUSE THIS SEEMS TO BE THE DAY OF TRUTHS, 688 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,074 AND I'M TAKING MY TURN. 689 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:54,249 [SOB] 690 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,903 I LOST MY VIRGINITY... 691 00:33:57,513 --> 00:34:01,082 WHEN I WAS 12 TO SOME OLDER GUY WHO GOT ME DRUNK. 692 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,866 I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HIS NAME, 693 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,259 BUT AFTER THE FIRST PREGNANCY SCARE, 694 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:07,697 I WENT ON THE PILL, AND I USED CONDOMS... 695 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:12,093 MOST OF THE TIME... SOME OF THE TIMES. 696 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,268 UM... 697 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,923 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S KINDA BLURRY. 698 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,881 I WAS REALLY-- I WAS REALLY DRINKING A LOT 699 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,405 AND HAVING BLACKOUTS AND STUFF AND... 700 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,233 [SNIFFLES] 701 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,844 [SIGHS] 702 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:28,805 I WAS SEXUALIZED WAY TOO YOUNG, 703 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:31,808 AND I DON'T WISH THAT ON ANYBODY. 704 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,375 I MEAN, SEX AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE 705 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,248 MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IS A BAD IDEA. 706 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,775 I FINALLY GOT CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN MY PARENTS' BED. 707 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,733 DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL... 708 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:46,040 FORNICATING RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES. 709 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,523 HE STILL CAN'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE, 710 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:52,742 BUT THEN AGAIN HE SHIPPED ME 200 MILES AWAY 711 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:54,353 SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO. 712 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:57,965 BUT, DAWSON, I'M NOT THAT GIRL ANYMORE. I NEVER REALLY WAS. 713 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,968 AND I'M NOT THAT WHITE-AS-SNOW IMAGE YOU'VE GOT, EITHER. 714 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,361 I'M SOMEWHERE IN-BETWEEN, 715 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,190 AND I'M JUST-- I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 716 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:09,324 JEN, Y-YOU DON'T NEED-- IT'S NOT...IT'S NOT YOU, OK? 717 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,847 IT'S MY OWN STUPID HANGUPS. 718 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,373 MY PARENTS HAVE THIS RAGING SEX LIFE, 719 00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:19,073 AND I GUESS I SECRETLY USED IT AS A MEASURE OF HAPPINESS. 720 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,336 WELL, SEX DOESN'T EQUAL HAPPINESS. 721 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,381 JEN, I KNOW. 722 00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:23,860 I KNOW THAT NOW. 723 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,690 I'M SORRY ABOUT LYING TO YOU. 724 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:31,346 BUT I CAN'T APOLOGIZE FOR MY PAST. 725 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:32,782 I MEAN, I'VE LEARNED FROM IT. 726 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,263 I'M A BETTER PERSON. IT'S GOTTEN ME HERE. 727 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,181 AND THIS IS MY CHANCE TO START OVER. 728 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,009 THIS IS MY CHANCE. 729 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:45,491 AND IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF YOU'D BE A PART OF THAT. 730 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,972 ON ONE CONDITION... 731 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,717 THAT YOU'LL HAVE ME. 732 00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:58,112 BECAUSE, JEN, MY BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN UNREDEEMABLE... 733 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,507 AND I DON'T DESERVE SOMEONE AS... 734 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:05,163 PASSIONATE AND OPEN AND HONEST AND BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE. 735 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,824 TAKE 2? 736 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,217 [SNIFFLE] MM-HMM. 737 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,230 OHH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? 738 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,667 OH, I CIRCLED BACK. 739 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:33,060 IT'S LATE, PACEY. 740 00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,844 I JUST HAD ONE MORE IF QUESTION. 741 00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:37,282 HERE, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 742 00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:41,373 IF YOU COULD DO ANY ONE THING IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN, 743 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,288 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 744 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:46,204 WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED AN ABUSIVE, FAT STOCKBROKER. 745 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:50,686 SAME QUESTION, BACK AT YA. 746 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,688 WELL, I'D BE OLDER... 747 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:56,214 SO I COULD TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN 748 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,041 WHO I AM RAPIDLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH. 749 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:02,916 DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT IT WAS GOING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS 750 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,483 BY FLIRTING WITH DEPUTY DOUG? 751 00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:06,398 FLIRTING? I DON'T FLIRT. 752 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,488 BECAUSE IF YOU DID, 753 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:12,055 IT'S EXCEEDINGLY UNNECESSARY. 754 00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:19,628 I'M ALREADY JEALOUS OF EVERY GUY WHO'S EVER BEEN IN YOUR FIELD OF VISION... 755 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:24,720 WHO'S KNOWN THE SMELL OF YOUR HAIR... 756 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,853 WHO'S HELD YOUR BODY AGAINST HIS. 757 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,336 WE'RE GETTING SLOPPY, PACEY. 758 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,469 YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO END THIS. IT'S GETTING TOO DANGEROUS. 759 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,949 UHH! BUT... 760 00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:38,299 TELL ME THAT ISN'T A TURN-ON. 761 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,692 OH, PACEY. 762 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:41,041 WAIT, I-- 763 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,564 JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. 764 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,741 [EXHALES] 765 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:49,310 IF YOU COULD DO ANY ONE THING RIGHT NOW... 766 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,920 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 767 00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:43,495 UNH. 768 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,114 SO WHY'D YOU DO IT? 769 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:01,730 GET READY, MITCH, BECAUSE IF YOU THINK IT CAN'T GET WORSE, IT CAN. 770 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:04,994 MY REASON IS PREPOSTEROUS. 771 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,432 I HAVE NO REASON. 772 00:39:07,475 --> 00:39:11,174 NO. I WOKE UP ONE DAY, MITCH, 773 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:15,004 AND I REALIZED MY LIFE WAS PERFECT. 774 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:19,269 EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM THE TIME I WAS 6 HAD BEEN REALIZED. 775 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,752 I DISCOVERED... 776 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:27,756 PERFECTION OBTAINED IS A DISCOMFORTING STATE. 777 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,541 AND I GOT RESTLESS. 778 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:31,978 WHAT DO YOU DO 779 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:35,024 WHEN EVERYTHING IS RIGHT? 780 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,766 WHEN EVERYTHING IS JUST THE WAY YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE? 781 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:39,333 I HAVE THE PERFECT HOME. 782 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,769 A CAREER, 783 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:44,425 THE MOST GIFTED CHILD, 784 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:49,343 A HUSBAND WHO STIMULATES ME MIND, BODY, AND SOUL EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. 785 00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:54,435 I WANT FOR NOTHING. 786 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:58,352 AND I GUESS THAT LEFT ME FEELING EMPTY--NOT WANTING. 787 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:04,140 AND I JUST WANTED TO WANT AGAIN. 788 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,581 SO...I SET OUT TO ACHIEVE IT. 789 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:12,148 AND, BOY, DID I SUCCEED. 790 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:16,326 BECAUSE I WANT NOW. 791 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,506 I WANT BACK EVERYTHING THAT I'VE LOST. 792 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,597 MITCH... 793 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,641 I AM SO SORRY-- 794 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:30,210 [SHUSHING] 795 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,739 LET'S JUST SIT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 796 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,398 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE. 797 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:50,186 [WHISPERS] OK. 798 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,244 [DOOR OPENS] 799 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:08,291 I WAS HOPING YOU'D STILL BE HERE. 800 00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:19,085 JOEY, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 801 00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:20,695 I HAVE BEEN THOUGHTLESS 802 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:23,350 AND INSENSITIVE AND SELF-OBSESSED TO THE EXTREME. 803 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:28,094 BUT IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE TO RECTIFY MY BELLIGERENT WAYS, 804 00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:31,793 I PROMISE I WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO BE A FRIEND WORTHY OF YOU. 805 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:34,274 WELL, THAT WAS A MOUTHFUL. 806 00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:35,667 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 807 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:39,105 LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR USING THE MOTHER CARD. 808 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:42,282 I KEEP IT IN MY BACK POCKET, AND IT'S WAY TOO EASY. 809 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:44,023 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 810 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:52,248 JOE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I LOST MY MOTHER. 811 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,469 IT HURTS, DAWSON. 812 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:00,909 I MEAN, YOU'RE BORN, AND YOU DIE, 813 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,651 AND YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES IN-BETWEEN. 814 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,044 YOU KNOW? 815 00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:10,310 FUNNY THING IS, YOU KNOW, 816 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:12,834 NOW THAT SHE'S GONE, I... 817 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:17,056 I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER A SINGLE MISTAKE. 818 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,713 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, JOEY? 819 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,280 I WANT TO BE A GOOD FRIEND. WHAT CAN I DO? 820 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,635 YOU KNOW, JUST FOR TONIGHT... 821 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:36,684 CAN WE PUT OUR RAPID ASCENT INTO ADULTHOOD ON HOLD? 822 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,773 PLEASE? 823 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,517 COME ON. 824 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:46,868 COME ON. 825 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,700 Dawson, as Capt. Quint: SHERIFF BRODY THAT'S A 20-FOOTER. 826 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:58,010 [BOTH GIGGLING] 827 00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:01,230 Dawson, as Hooper: BOYS, I THINK HE'S COME BACK FOR HIS NOON FEEDING. 828 00:43:01,274 --> 00:43:03,668 Joey, as Capt. Quint: I'VE GOT TO GET A GOOD SHOT AT THAT PORKER'S HEAD. 829 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:07,628 Dawson, as Chief Brody: SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 830 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,238 [BOTH GIGGLING] 831 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:10,805 Joey, as Chief Brody: WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT.