1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,274 - I never thought I would say this, 2 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,909 but the grades on these tests 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,780 were miraculously above my low expectations. 4 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,582 - I like a teacher with no ambitions for his students. 5 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:22,720 - Yeah, high standards only give us something to strive for. 6 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,158 - Yes! I passed, and I got the extra point. 7 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,165 - All right! 8 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,567 - Kevvy, what's that "a" doing on your paper? 9 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,637 - Why, Brittany, that's the most intelligent question 10 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,838 you've asked all year. 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,239 - Thanks. - Kevin? 12 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,742 - I have an "a" because I got 100? 13 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,377 - That's right, Kevin. 14 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,946 In fact, almost the entire football team, 15 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:51,683 despite repeated cranial trauma and a chronic inability 16 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,885 to solve the maze on a cereal box, 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,887 got 100. 18 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,054 - Go, team, go. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,023 - Only Mr. MacKenzie got a "b." 20 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:00,025 - Go, mack, go. 21 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,026 - All right. 22 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,263 - Forgive me my suspicions, 23 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,364 but it's obvious that someone, Kevin, 24 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,500 got ahold of the test beforehand, Kevin, 25 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,135 which would account for the jimmied lock 26 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,903 on my filing cabinet, Kevin! 27 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,939 - But who does he really suspect? 28 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:14,939 - That Jimmy guy? 29 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,508 - Perhaps you would like to share with us 30 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,910 your knowledge in this matter? 31 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,244 - But I don't know anything. 32 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,945 - Can't accuse him of lying there. 33 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:24,182 - I think you do know something about the incident, Kevin. 34 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,551 I think that if you didn't steal the test yourself, 35 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,719 then you know who did. 36 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,855 And is it not true that you needed an "a" 37 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,023 to get off academic probation? 38 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,992 - Nah, the coach said he'd fix my-- 39 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,727 I mean, hey, I studied. 40 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,362 - Kevin, who were the principal players 41 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,830 in the teapot dome scandal? 42 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,398 - The New Orleans saints? 43 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,535 - Teapot dome, Kevin, not superdome. 44 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,137 - Teapot... 45 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,271 The new england patriots. 46 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,440 - How many teams are there in the NFL? 47 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,742 I want to know if this is going to run into lunch. 48 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,677 - Where were you Monday afternoon? 49 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,779 - Um, hanging out with the team? 50 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,214 - Yeah. - No, no, yeah, with the team. 51 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,315 - It's cool. - With the team. 52 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,786 - Before you run off to your next class for your naps, 53 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,323 know that unless the guilty party comes forth, 54 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,292 everyone will receive an "f" on the test. 55 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,693 Do I make myself clear? 56 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:09,961 - Yeah. - Yeah. 57 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,763 - "F" all the way. - Dude, we're gonna fail. 58 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,164 That rocks. 59 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,733 - This sucks. 60 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,002 The first time I get a 95 too. 61 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:19,538 - Funny. From here it looks like an 84. 62 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,773 - I grade myself on a curve. 63 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,541 - Everyone knows you took that test, 64 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,576 so would you just admit it so we don't all fail? 65 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,512 - Yeah, you know, if I get an "f," 66 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,681 I'll be kicked off the cheerleading squad, 67 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,751 because you need at least a 1.0 average to stay on, 68 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,920 and then my chances of becoming a pro cheerleader 69 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,121 will be ruined, 70 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,089 and that will give me a permanent headache. 71 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,091 - So get one of those really big bottles of aspirin. 72 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,462 - I mean, kevvy, I'll have a headache next time we're alone. 73 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,629 - Oh. 74 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,631 So you want me to bring the aspirin? 75 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,899 - Ooh! 76 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,467 - But, babe, I didn't steal the test. 77 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,236 - You just copied it word for word. 78 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,872 Fine, Mr. and Mrs. Jealous-baby. 79 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,540 Now I know what it's like to be hated 80 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,442 just because you're a brain. 81 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,743 - Did you hear that? 82 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,912 You're no longer the only brain in the school. 83 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,147 - Hmm, I guess I'll have to kill him. 84 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,516 - Aw, don't kill him. 85 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,017 You two can start a support group. 86 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:10,088 - Sorry, all my support groups have a one-member limit. 87 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:16,627 - Damn idiot, prima Donna, crybaby clients. 88 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,529 That's it, Helen! I'm changing careers. 89 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:22,400 - Mm-hmm, and they made that offer with a straight face? 90 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,035 - Hey, kiddo, how was your day? 91 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,503 - Fine. 92 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,906 I heard a new voice inside my head, and Kevin stole a test, 93 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,341 so everyone's getting an "f." 94 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,642 - That's great. 95 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,877 - Daria, you were just kidding about the voice, right? 96 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,146 - Relax. We don't have to answer that. 97 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,015 - Daria, if you need to talk, i-- 98 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,149 I know. 99 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,819 It's a clear-cut case of neglect. 100 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,656 - Can too many carrots make your head grow leaves? 101 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,958 Uh, what's that, doc? 102 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,896 In one hour, on sick, sad world. 103 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,031 With the brains and beauty butt buster, 104 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,632 you too can have a rounder... 105 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:00,606 - What are we going to do? 106 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,475 Serena's inside the house with that murderer. 107 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,943 - We've got to save her 108 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,079 before he finds out she's a private eye. 109 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,850 - What do you have to say for yourself now, detective? 110 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:15,453 - I knew the stolen microfilm had to be sewn into the bikini, 111 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,423 but I didn't count on falling in love with you. 112 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,931 - I'm surprised Ms. Li hasn't made Kevin confess by now. 113 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,100 You don't think she's actually waiting for evidence? 114 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,969 - No, she just doesn't want him to admit anything 115 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,772 until she's finished building her new interrogation room. 116 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,842 - Hmm, questioning a suspect is more fun with a cattle prod. 117 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,109 - What isn't? 118 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,479 Anyway, half the class already wants to kill him. 119 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,581 - They're just saying that to get our hopes up. 120 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,216 Clang! 121 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,218 Ouch. 122 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:50,021 - When did my locker get so big? 123 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,223 - Cyanide. 124 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,924 - Must have come from the cafeteria. 125 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,293 - Remind me to send my compliments to the chef. 126 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,695 - Wow, he doesn't look so good. 127 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,232 - Dying can be harsh on a person's appearance. 128 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,867 - Who would do such a thing 129 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,268 so thoroughly? 130 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,970 - If I may offer a small observation, 131 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,707 it's a well-known fact that murderers frequently return 132 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,543 to the scene of the crime to admire their handiwork. 133 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,411 - You're not suggesting one of us did it? 134 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,713 - If the shoe fits, miss Lane! 135 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,516 - Wow, this is just like cinderella. 136 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,286 - Yes, and you've turned into two pumpkins. 137 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,286 - Huh? 138 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:23,655 - Save your breath, people. 139 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,957 I think I know who's responsible for this heinous crime. 140 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,630 Ms. Morgendorffer, it is my duty to inform you 141 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,332 that you are the number one suspect 142 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,134 in the murder of Kevin Thompson. 143 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,202 - What? 144 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,837 - It's always the quiet ones. 145 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,848 - Now, Ms. Morgendorffer, 146 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,050 you just answer as truthfully as you can. 147 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,217 Yeah, right. 148 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,120 - Can't I just skip the investigation 149 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,222 and go straight to solitary confinement? 150 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,489 - Sorry. 151 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,391 No one is going to deprive me of the opportunity 152 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,060 to rifle through the personal property 153 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,062 of individuals totally unconnected to this case-- 154 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,198 oop, I mean, deprive you of your right to justice. 155 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,834 Now, nail her to the wall. 156 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,068 - Oh, dear. 157 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,603 - Well, well, well. 158 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,438 Miss morgendorffer, where were you Monday afternoon? 159 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,142 - Hmm, after watching frustrated faculty members squander 160 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,645 yet another day trying to teach the unteachable, 161 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:21,879 I went home and studied 162 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,915 so I won't wind up in a job that combines 163 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,817 the stress level of a neurosurgeon 164 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,019 with the pay scale of a video clerk. 165 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:31,322 - Your transparent attempt to derail my line of questioning 166 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,958 with sarcasm has been noted. 167 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,560 - What Mr. Demartino is trying to say, daria, 168 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,361 is that a more positive attitude 169 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,398 might make this informal rap session 170 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,032 more pleasant for all of us. 171 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,334 Would you like a soda? 172 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:45,303 - Isn't it true that you were furious at Kevin 173 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,638 for causing your "f" 174 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,241 and the black Mark on your permanent record? 175 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:52,277 - In other words, daria, is it at all possible 176 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,447 that perhaps you were just a teensy bit frustrated 177 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,949 that a fellow student's alleged transgressions 178 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,218 canceled out all of your hard work? 179 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,021 - Actually, I believe you gave me the "f." 180 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,522 - Cookies? They're chocolate chip. 181 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,824 - Quit avoiding the issue and admit it, daria. 182 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:07,926 You hated Kevin. 183 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,728 - What Mr. Demartino is trying to say-- 184 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,731 - that's it. 185 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,065 Oh. 186 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,867 - I can't work with this amateur. 187 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,702 He's screwing up my delivery. 188 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,371 Do we have to do good cop, bad cop? 189 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,106 - Anthony, it sounds like you have issues about-- 190 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,275 - out! - Eep! 191 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,811 - Now, about your hating Kevin. 192 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,412 - Why would I hate Kevin? 193 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,348 Just because he was destined to go pro 194 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,449 and make millions of dollars 195 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,851 endorsing his own line of odor-eaters? 196 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,188 Because he had his whole life in front of him. 197 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:37,522 - Damn him. 198 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,791 - Because society rewards brain-dead athletes 199 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,926 with cash prizes and rv dealerships 200 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:44,262 while the most you can hope for is a car roof 201 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,730 that doesn't leak when it rains? 202 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,365 - I should've wrapped my hands 203 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:50,067 around his oafish young neck and-- 204 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,236 daria, quit changing the subject. 205 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,271 - Mr. Pibb? 206 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,506 - Oh! 207 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,014 - Daria, how was school today? 208 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,115 - Let's see. 209 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,616 No one talked to me at lunch, 210 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:08,586 and I'm the number one suspect in the murder of Kevin Thompson. 211 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,821 - Good for you. 212 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,589 Say, daria, what would be an exciting new job 213 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,491 for a youngish, still vital self-starter 214 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,992 who can bring a lot to the table? 215 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,661 - Waiter at pizza forest? 216 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,997 - Daria, you were just kidding about lunch, right? 217 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,965 Damn, where's that abstract? 218 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,602 - Mom, I was wondering if you could give me some advice 219 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,936 on the legal system 220 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,672 or just teach me how to summon guards with a tin cup. 221 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,708 - Sure, honey, but right now I'm late for my meeting, 222 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,209 so it'll have to wait till I get back. 223 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,744 - Okay; If I'm not here, 224 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,779 I'll be starring in the prison rodeo. 225 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,347 - Have fun. 226 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,348 - Great. 227 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,349 - Can I help, honey? 228 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,884 - Not unless you're a detective. 229 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,686 - Detective. 230 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,220 Oh, yeah! 231 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,223 - Oh, no. 232 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,626 And if I don't find out who killed Kevin, 233 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,428 I'm watching sick, sad world in the prison weight room. 234 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,531 You try yelling "down in front" to someone with head staples. 235 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,099 - Look, daria, I'd like to help, 236 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,534 but I've got another crime to solve. 237 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,136 - I sure hope Tom hasn't been kidnapped. 238 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,538 - Didn't I tell you? 239 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,539 Trent's dead. 240 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,540 - What? 241 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,177 - Come on, I'll show you. 242 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,912 - Trent. 243 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,780 - I found him like this yesterday. 244 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,215 I haven't had the heart to move him. 245 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,118 I can't help but think that a one-armed man 246 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,886 is somehow involved. 247 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,989 I guess you two will never know what might have been. 248 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,557 - Oh, hi, daria. 249 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,827 Just catching up on a little sleep before it gets dark. 250 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,596 Oh, hey, janey, can I have my back scratcher? 251 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,698 - There you are, honey. 252 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,199 Look, I'm a detective. 253 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,701 I'm ready to solve your case. 254 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,069 - Enjoy prison. 255 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,169 - Sacre bleu. 256 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,237 Your face. 257 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,638 It's so big. 258 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,640 What about me? 259 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,740 Is my face big too? 260 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,376 - I don't believe this. 261 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,444 There's only one place left for me to turn, 262 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,781 and it's not pretty. 263 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,851 - Angels, I've got some bad news. 264 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:50,388 Star quarterback Kevin Thompson has been murdered. 265 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,490 - Oh, no, but he was so cute. 266 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,759 - How come they never kill the ugly people? 267 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,295 - Or the people who wear sandals with socks? 268 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,496 - You tell me, angels. 269 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,831 You're the detectives. 270 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,267 Now, the chief suspect in the case has hired us 271 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,536 to prove her innocence, 272 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,938 a Ms. Daria morgendorffer. 273 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,939 - Oh, no. 274 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,940 - Ew. 275 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,442 Upchuck, she's so... 276 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,609 Unpopular. 277 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,377 - Hey, Quinn, isn't she, like, 278 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,012 your family's cabana girl? 279 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,048 - Actually, she's our cabana girl's cou-- 280 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,584 our cabana girl's adopted cousin. 281 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,285 - So we'll accept the case? 282 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,188 She's willing to pay up front. 283 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,291 - Well, I could use a matching case for my gun, 284 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,794 you know, with a Pearl handle and a built-in makeup mirror. 285 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,597 - Yeah, and my holster is so pre-glock. 286 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,966 - This is so wrong. 287 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,769 My thighs are all bulgy. 288 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,505 - Tiffany, dear, what are you doing here? 289 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,741 - I just thought I'd check and see 290 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,042 if any of you is quitting to go into movies 291 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,278 so I can be the new angel. 292 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,147 - We're in, upchuck. 293 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,214 - Good work, angels. 294 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,917 I knew I could count on you. 295 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,386 Feisty. 296 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,223 - The first thing we should do 297 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,058 is find out where the body was dumped. 298 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,026 - Well, not to jump to conclusions, 299 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,128 but the crime scene tape might be a clue. 300 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,196 - Really? 301 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,931 I was going to say the pool of blood. 302 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,233 - Look, a chalk outline. 303 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,469 - I wonder if it belongs to anybody. 304 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,037 - I hope not. 305 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,006 It's so fat. 306 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,307 - I know. 307 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,242 Don't they have chalk outline workouts? 308 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,578 - Tiffany, you're not even supposed to be here 309 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,080 until Quinn leaves over creative differences. 310 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,082 - What? - Sorry. 311 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,351 - Quinn, you want me to erase the chalk outline for you? 312 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,419 - No, me. - Me. 313 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,954 - No, come on, man. 314 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,189 Hey, get out the way, man. 315 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:36,928 - Guys, you're smudging it. 316 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,381 - Hmm. 317 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,051 - Two, four, six, eight. 318 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,619 Kevin's on his final date. 319 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,656 Go, Mr. O'Neill. 320 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:08,326 - I'd like to say a few words about the dearly departed. 321 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,796 Kevin was... 322 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,001 Kevin, we hardly knew you. 323 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:20,338 - Come on, let's go grill the merry widow. 324 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,141 - I wish they'd get the funeral over with. 325 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,009 This cemetery is kind of depressing. 326 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,945 - Maybe they should get rid of all the dead people. 327 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,079 - Good idea. 328 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,680 But they should Bury them somewhere else, 329 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,714 don't you think? 330 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,650 - Brittany, how were you and Kevin doing 331 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,419 before his untimely death? 332 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,287 - We weren't doing anything, I swear. 333 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,755 - A likely story. 334 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,524 He was gonna break up with you, wasn't he? 335 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,759 - Say, for another girl with bendable legs 336 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,094 and a Malibu house? 337 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,496 - Daria, Jane, I can't believe 338 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,066 you're trying to find out if Kevin's available. 339 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,801 I mean, hitting on a dead guy? 340 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,803 That's really sick. 341 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,707 - What can I say about Kevin? 342 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,143 That he was-- well, he was, um... 343 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,045 He never made anyone feel stupid. 344 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,081 Thank you very much. 345 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,483 - I couldn't have said it better myself. 346 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,385 - Thanks. 347 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,887 It's funny, 348 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,955 but I still can't believe I'll never see Kevin again. 349 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,726 - It must've been tough being around Kevin day in, day out. 350 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,594 What was that name he used to call you? 351 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,996 Mack mama, mack brother, MacArthur-- 352 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,765 - mack daddy. Mack daddy. 353 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,932 I hated that name. 354 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,435 Hated it, do you hear me? 355 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,504 - I would just like to say that I'm glad Kevin is dead. 356 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,574 I wish all males were dead. 357 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:33,244 Thank you, and go, lions. 358 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,879 - Lawndale high is proud to announce the establishment 359 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,349 of the Kevin Thompson memorial foundation, 360 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,318 which will oversee public service projects 361 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,419 in the spirit of Kevin, 362 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,723 like, um, or, uh... 363 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,559 So in conclusion, 364 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,994 I'd like to announce the dissolution of the foundation 365 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,964 and remind everyone that the pep rally starts in one hour. 366 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,072 - I can't help thinking there's something in here 367 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,874 that upchuck's angels overlooked. 368 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,542 - Wow, that's a stretch. 369 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,777 Probably just some incriminating piece of evidence 370 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,982 that Ms. Li will jump all over as proof of your guilt. 371 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,952 Right on schedule. 372 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,619 - Ms. Morgendorffer, you're under arrest 373 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,088 for the murder of Kevin Thompson. 374 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,089 Book her: 375 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,058 Murder one. 376 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,871 - Dad, I thought you'd become a detective. 377 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,240 - I got deported. 378 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,308 Lousy immigration officials! 379 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,043 - Jake, would you please act 380 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,978 like you're the law on these streets? 381 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,013 Honey--i mean you lousy, two-bit punk-- 382 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,716 do you have anything to say in your defense? 383 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,051 - No, except that Kevin died of everything 384 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,820 except a gunshot wound. 385 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,554 - Hey, can I see that cool gun? 386 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,158 I mean, I think I should examine the weapon for clues. 387 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,993 - Guess you won't be dusting for fingerprints. 388 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,094 - Huh? 389 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,529 - Look, I don't mean to interfere 390 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,232 with your rush to judgment, but if you give me ten minutes, 391 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,402 I think I can prove who's responsible for Kevin's death. 392 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,771 - Go on, Ms. Morgendorffer, but be quick about it. 393 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,273 - Round up the suspects. 394 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,307 - Right, chief. 395 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,643 I always wanted to say that. 396 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,080 - Buck up, skinny. 397 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,950 - I just can't stop thinking about poor Kevin. 398 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,017 - Sure, you can. 399 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,452 Yah! 400 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,288 - Daria, I can't believe you're still talking about this. 401 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,289 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 402 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,690 - That was so yesterday. - Totally. 403 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,425 - The reason I've gathered you all here 404 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,527 is that one of you killed Kevin Thompson, 405 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,730 and no good deed should go unpunished. 406 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,964 - Is this going to take long? 407 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,266 Because with poor kevvy gone, 408 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,001 I need to find a date for Saturday. 409 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,436 - Maybe I should've been a video clerk. 410 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,040 At least I would've gotten some free movies out of my lousy job. 411 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,308 "Hello, sir. 412 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,878 Will that be one night or two?" 413 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,680 - Ms. Morgendorffer, get to the point. 414 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,182 - On the morning of Kevin's murder, I, by chance, 415 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,618 coated my locker with an invisible, time-activated paint. 416 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,954 Anyone who came in contact with that locker 417 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,158 will notice that their hands are turning a bright pink... 418 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,959 Now. 419 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,227 - See? Innocent. 420 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,395 - Me too. 421 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,763 - Actually, I believe you are all guilty. 422 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,233 You see, I made up that story about the paint, 423 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,802 knowing that only the guilty parties would check their hands. 424 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,837 - Huh? 425 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,871 - All right. 426 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,573 I did it, but I had just cause. 427 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,542 I worked all my life for that 84, 428 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,146 and he just came and took it away, damn it. 429 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,514 I was meeting Tom for lunch 430 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,016 and didn't want to reek of gunpowder, 431 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,584 so I decided to swipe Trent's cyanide. 432 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,985 He and the band were saving it 433 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,122 in case they don't make it by the time they're 50. 434 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,524 I went to the cafeteria and waited for Kevin 435 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,328 to perform his daily lunch dance offering to the gods. 436 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,898 I'm a bull with a runny nose. 437 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,932 Get it? 438 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,933 Running bull. 439 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,871 - And then I slipped the cyanide 440 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,640 into his nutty butter and banana sandwich. 441 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,141 - What a riot, man. - Yeah, baby. 442 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,910 - Dude, you rock. 443 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,645 - But that was it. 444 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,914 I didn't strangle him or shoot him with an arrow 445 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,049 or even club him. 446 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,383 You've got to believe me. 447 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,418 I draw the line at physical exertion. 448 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,720 - Well-- - wait a minute. 449 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,388 I was nowhere near that locker. 450 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,723 - Too late. - Damn. 451 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,191 - Oh, all right. 452 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,427 So I may have hit him a little hard on the head with my club 453 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,028 but only because I wanted him dead. 454 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,029 - Really? 455 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,831 Me too. 456 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,203 - Oh, I told mom no almonds. 457 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,215 - Later. 458 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,817 Et tu, mack daddy? 459 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,419 - I told you not to call me that. 460 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,587 - I hope this arrow thingy works. 461 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,122 Thud! 462 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,825 - A paperboy gets more respect than I do. 463 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,361 Better Christmas presents too. 464 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,796 Thud! 465 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,934 - It's going to be a good day. 466 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,470 - Your ridiculous portrayal of a corpse 467 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,374 is an insult to widows and orphans and me. 468 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,641 Oh, yeah. 469 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,443 This is really working for me. 470 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,677 Mmm. 471 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,546 - And then she said she doesn't even care 472 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,681 if v-necks make her shoulders look slopey. 473 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,184 - No. 474 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,918 - We'll finish this later, Kevin. 475 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,187 Don't go anywhere. 476 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,226 - This is all very well and good, Ms. Morgendorffer, 477 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,027 but I'm afraid it still doesn't explain 478 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,128 the gun in your locker. 479 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,130 - There's my antique water pistol. 480 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,732 Excuse me, but I need this. 481 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,201 The photographer is here to shoot my calendar. 482 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,537 - What the heck. Let's execute her anyway. 483 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,871 - Sorry, sweetie, 484 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,540 I mean, you low-life weasel. 485 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,110 - Yeah, hope things work out for you in the beyond. 486 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,046 - Wait. Don't I get a say in this? 487 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,280 - Too late; I already ordered the electric chair 488 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,616 with your height specifications, 489 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,551 and I'd be wasting valuable school funds 490 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,420 if I didn't put it to good use. 491 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,955 - Don't worry, I'll take care of your bone collection. 492 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,130 - Can't get auto insurance 493 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,465 because no one in their right mind 494 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,802 will write you a policy? 495 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,804 - Wow, that's some dream. 496 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,306 It was nice of you to take the rap for killing Kevin. 497 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,675 - You know, good cause. 498 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,843 - Just as I predicted, 499 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,148 the cowardly guilty party has refused to come forward. 500 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,417 However, I've decided not to automatically fail 501 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,019 the rest of you this time. 502 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,721 Those with plummeting scores on this new test 503 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,823 will be under great suspicion, 504 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,593 as will any individuals I just don't like. 505 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,929 - Doesn't that more or less cover everyone? 506 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,096 - I'm dying. 507 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,233 Dying. 508 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,135 - Oh, look, lord Olivier has arrived. 509 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,170 - Quit it, Kevin. - So lame. 510 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,371 - Just kidding, guys. 511 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,473 - Just kidding? 512 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,043 Hey, Mr. D... 513 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,310 That kind of hurts. 514 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,113 - Try winning the heisman trophy without a throat. 515 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,316 - Maybe dreams do come true. 516 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,851 - It could happen to you. 517 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,285 Mr. D... 518 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,619 You can stop now. 519 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,922 Mr. D? 520 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,218 Captioning by captionmax www.Captionmax.Com