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Settle down, young people! Now,

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before the varsity interpretive
dance team begins its performance,

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"History, We Are You",

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we have a brief announcement from
some special guests, agents...

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- No names.
- No credentials.

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Student, we'll be brief.

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We've received some disturbing
reports from this school,

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and we're asking for your cooperation.

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Keep your eyes open.
Watch for people who are different.

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They know who they are.

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And with your help, kids, so will we.

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"Different," eh?

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I wonder what I get if I turn you in?

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More free time to spend
with Kevin and Brittany.

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Curse you different ones
and your insidious logic.

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From outer space to in your face!
Aliens walk among us!

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A Sick, Sad World exclusive.

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Oh, look, they're going to
explain the return of disco.

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The aliens aren't coming.
They're already here.

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They could be your friends,
your family.

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They act almost normal,
but something's off.

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Yes, the TV.

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If there were any aliens smart enough to come here,
they wouldn't be stupid enough to come here.

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There goes my trick ear again.
What was that?

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Let's say I'm an alien and you're you.

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Part of this better be hypothetical.

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Now, why would I, a being from the
highly advanced planet Zippotron,

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travel light-years just to take over
your body and go to high school?

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Because Wednesday's Jell-O day?

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Exactly. Wouldn't it make more sense to
rig up some remote system of control?

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Neck implants or something?

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Then they could make you do
stuff like go to the mall

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or think about hair without
actually having to do it themselves.

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Makes more sense than a
full-scale infiltration.

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Oh, yes. Much, much more sense.

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All right, then.

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What is that music?

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I don't know.
It's been going on for two days now.

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You don't know how much I want you
to tell me that isn't Trent playing.

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You don't know how much I wish I could.

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maybe there's something to your
remote control theory after all.

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Come on, Daria. Something interesting
must have happened yesterday.

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Hmm... nope.

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How about that friend of yours?
What's new with her?

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Not much.

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What about the newspaper?
Read anything interesting lately?

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I did see an article
by an efficiency expert

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who claims one really intense conversation
with your child over breakfast

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is worth a whole week
of unfocused parenting.

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Did you catch that article?

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Well... how about TV?
Seen anything good recently?

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Just the usual crazy guy claiming
aliens are walking our streets.

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Well, of course they are.

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Many of them can't afford a car.
No shame in that.

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Hmm... what?!

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I'll get it!
Jake, keep up the momentum.

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Ten-four.
Heck, Daria, your mother's right.

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We were all aliens at one
point or another, right, kiddo?

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Hellooo?

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We were all aliens?

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Quinn, telephone!

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I'll take it up here!

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Why didn't she come down for breakfast?

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Daria, is anything wrong with Quinn?

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If this weren't a school day, I might
have the time to begin answering that.

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Morning!

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Morning, sunshine.

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Why, look at your hat.

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What's with the new look, daddy-o?

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New look? What new look? I'm dressed
like I am every day, more or less.

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Neck implants or something?

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Makes more sense than a
full-scale infiltration.

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Well, of course they are.

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Many of them can't afford a car.

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We were all aliens at one
point or another. Right, kiddo?

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You know that spending too much time
with your family makes you hear voices.

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Get out! Well, me,
oh my, look at the time.

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I'd better get to school. Bye!

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Well, that was odd.

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Quinn, is anything wrong with Daria?

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If this weren't a school day,
I might have time...

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It's not like her to act so
prejudiced against immigrants.

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What?

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All of a sudden,
she doesn't like aliens.

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Who does?

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Aliens impregnate you

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and then they pop out of your chest and
kill you while you're trying to eat lunch.

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What's to like? Gotta go! Bye!

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What exactly are they teaching
about immigration at that school?

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I don't know, honey, but that sounds like
a fascinating topic for a discussion!

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Oh, Jake, give it up.

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No, I'm not saying Quinn's
an evil space creature.

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Oh, go ahead. It sounds so cool.

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I just think it's strange that
she's suddenly covering up her neck.

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When was the last time you saw
Kevin without his neck thing?

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You're talking implants?

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I heard that, and it's not true!

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I guess she thought
you meant her U.F.O.s.

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U.F.O.s?

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Have you two been watching The X-Files?
I know I have.

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And that's good.

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But you know what's interesting?

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Why do you encourage him?

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All this creepy science fiction is just
a throwback to the old Cold War paranoia.

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Aliens in the sky,
communists under the bed.

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Exactly, Daria! And accusations flying,
all because of atomic jitters.

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You're a communist!
You're an alien!

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Trade you Cuba for Jupiter.

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One stood for the other
in those old movies.

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Now tell us about the time
before microwave popcorn.

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Oh, gosh, does that take me back!

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Quinn, if you refuse to
explain your strange outfit,

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I'm afraid the Fashion Club
will have to consider sanctions.

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I'll tell you later, I promise!

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I swear!
It's not an anti-fashion statement.

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Very well.
But we have only your word to go on.

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Hey, Quinn, Mr. O'Neill says that girl
from your house is an atomic communist.

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Yeah, and her friend's an alien.

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Gross.

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I knew it!

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It's just like I thought when they made
us have pep rallies for field hockey.

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We're being invaded by communists!

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Bro! Daria and Jane are communists planted
here by the government to wreck team sports.

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Remember that game when
you fell on your head?

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Remember how you thought Vince Lombardi
was sending you plays from hell?

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Heaven, bro!
Vince Lombardi did not go to hell.

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But... if Quinn's cousin is
an atomic communist from Mars,

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shouldn't she have a
more interesting outfit?

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Stop it, Tiffany! You're scaring me!

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Yeah, yeah, I heard it, too.

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Two of my favorite luscious ladies out
to enslave Earth males and end gym class?

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Someone's been reading my dreams.

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A lot of weirdness around here lately.

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Yeah.
I won't be sorry to see this day end.

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You say that every day.

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Oh, yeah.

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Although this one was especially
strange. But the worst is over now.

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Remove these restraints!
Governmental thugs!

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This isn't Stalingrad!

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You're damn right, pal.
And it isn't going to be.

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You can't do this. I'm an educator!

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Say it again! It only makes it easier.

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Um, the worst is over now?

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Don't bet on it.

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Quinn, I'm so happy
you're still one of us.

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Really.

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Well, God, Stacy, what did you think?

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Quinn's right, Stacy.

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Just because she was acting completely weird and
not confiding in her dearest, most loyal friends

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is no reason to decide she'd finally given up her sad
charade and revealed herself as a two-faced, little...

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Um, let's resume
discussing... plaids... later.

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Plaids?

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Yes, Stacy. Plaids.

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Okay, plaids.

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I'll see you to the door and,
you know, open it and stuff.

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Quinn, I'm so happy
you're still one of us.

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Would you stop with the voices already?

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Come on, not even aliens would give
the planet to the Fashion Club.

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You're getting paranoid.

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I'm not talking about aliens.

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But there's something out there.
Something stupid.

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You get rattled too easily.

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By the way,
can you come over here right now?

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I'm really scared.

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I see.
And to what do I owe this mood swing?

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It's Trent's song. You gotta listen and
tell me if it's getting more cheerful.

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Now who's paranoid?

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Come on, I'll order a pizza.

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And don't tell your
folks where you're going.

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I don't want your mother
getting all... motherly.

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Hey, kiddo! Going out?

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Yeah, I'm going for, um...
a power walk.

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A power walk?

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Helen, Helen, it's Daria!

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She just went for a walk!

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That's encouraging.

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Encouraging?! Don't you see?

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Daria's turning wholesome
and Quinn's a beatnik.

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What's going on?

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Well, it's simple.
They've switched personalities.

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They have?!

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It's a joke, Jake. Geez!

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Oh, Quinn! Hi, honey!

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Your mother and I couldn't help noticing
you and Daria have been acting a little...

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different lately.
Is there anything we should know?

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Uh, let me think.

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Today Mr. O'Neill said that
Daria is some kind of communist

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and she's out to destroy
the American way of life.

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Okay, I'm going to Sandi's. Bye!

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Oh, my God! Did you hear that?

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Oh, Jake,
that man O'Neill has a screw loose.

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Besides, communists
like downtrodden aliens.

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I remember now.
He said she was an atomic communist.

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Okay, see you!

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Gak! An atomic communist!

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Jake, if you want I'll
call that Mr. DeMartino.

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He's a bit high-strung but
he's a fixture at that school,

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and he can tell us if
anything odd is happening.

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Oh, yeah, and Mr. DeMartino was
led off in handcuffs. Toodle-oo!

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God! G-g-g-g...

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Oh, my.

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Come on now.
Aliens don't hide in the bushes.

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It's probably just a stalker.

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Yes, a stalker out to plant
a teen in a shallow grave.

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Perfectly normal.
I feel much better now.

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But, Kevvy.

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Kevvy!

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Didn't you say we were going to follow
her and save the world and stuff?

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Oh, yeah. But...

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I don't think we have to save
the world right this second.

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Great!

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Que passionato!

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Hey!
We're trying to save the world here!

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And I'm trying to find
the space maidens' ship

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so they can take me back and
make me their love slave.

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Oh, cool.

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Well, you were right.
Everyone has gone crazy.

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I knew you'd try something, Kevin.

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I figured I owed it to the team to
keep you from humiliating yourself.

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Mr. O'Neill? Don't tell me
you're hunting communists, too?

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I wouldn't call it hunting.

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I heard a rumor about secret police kidnapping
educators and spiriting them off to the gulag.

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But me? No.

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I frequently go for walks with a, um,
flashlight in case the streetlights go out.

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These reds come red-hot from the red
planet itself. We're talking Mars.

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Charles, I think you mean Marx. Darn!

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There goes my flashlight again!

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Where'd you drop it?

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You made it. Cool.
I was starting to... whoa!

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Found it!

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Great.
Now maybe you can answer our question.

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Why are we all sneaking
around with flashlights?

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Did we just see a U.F.O.?

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You're getting paranoid.

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It's probably just an informal
get-together of local stalkers.

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You know, hang out, swap stories,
try out each other's skeleton keys.

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But only an idiot would go
stalking with a flashlight.

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Come on. This is Lawndale.

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Oh, yeah.

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You're right, Jodie.
We've all been acting very foolish.

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Hey, man, speak for yourself.

242
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:10,500
Oh! Sorry, Kevin. But I wonder if
maybe a rally might be in order.

243
00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:13,436
You know, something before
classes to promote understanding,

244
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:17,265
remove the fear,
and increase the peace.

245
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:21,115
That's when we have practice! He's trying
to destroy football. He's one of them!

246
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,058
Who?

247
00:12:22,093 --> 00:12:24,012
Um... I thought you knew.

248
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:29,185
Well! Is that song getting happier
or am I just getting more miserable?

249
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,124
It's verging on bouncy, all right.

250
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:34,398
But please, continue with
your delightful presentation.

251
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,605
Okay, looky.

252
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,254
You've got these government types at school
telling us to watch out for weird behavior.

253
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:41,859
Then the alien nut on
TV says the same thing.

254
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,375
Meanwhile, your parents are weird,

255
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,223
your sister is weird, and all the
kids at school look at us funny.

256
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:47,128
That's not new.

257
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:50,147
Yeah, but now there's respect.
And that song?

258
00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:54,543
Maybe it's the alien signal and
Trent's beckoning to the U.F.O.

259
00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:56,539
Ah, but the U.F.O. went away.

260
00:12:56,574 --> 00:13:00,746
Well, maybe aliens don't like sucky music
and he's actually trying to save humanity.

261
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,884
When do we get to the crop circles?

262
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:06,075
Uh-oh. The music stopped.

263
00:13:09,304 --> 00:13:11,437
Hey... what's going on?

264
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:12,100
Nothing.

265
00:13:12,135 --> 00:13:13,232
- Nada.
- Not a thing.

266
00:13:15,889 --> 00:13:19,544
Um... that's some song you're
working on. It's different.

267
00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:22,079
Nothing different about it.
Nothing at all.

268
00:13:22,314 --> 00:13:25,748
I gotta go and, uh,
practice my same music that uh...

269
00:13:25,783 --> 00:13:28,894
isn't any different from
the other stuff I play.

270
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:31,259
What was that?

271
00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:33,334
You're starting to get weirded out,
aren't you?

272
00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:35,333
No, absolutely not.

273
00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:43,356
Pizza!

274
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:54,820
Could you hurry up?

275
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:58,390
I got other pizzas to deliver, and if I
don't get them there on time, they're free.

276
00:13:58,425 --> 00:13:59,202
I really gotta go.

277
00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:01,757
On your way over here,
you didn't see any,

278
00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:04,142
lights in the sky or anything, did you?

279
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,349
Oh, no! They're back?!

280
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:07,864
I hope they don't plan to
experiment on me this time.

281
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:09,350
I was a mess the last time.

282
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:15,444
See, they replace your skin with synthetic skin that
stretches real tight on your head in the summer.

283
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:18,280
That's why they come at night.

284
00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:21,007
It makes it easier to steal your dreams.

285
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:23,669
They got this big,
big suction device that...

286
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,500
...and anyone who tells you aliens
are taking over their body is nuts.

287
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:31,175
All they want is our skin 'cause
your skin remembers what it feels.

288
00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:34,849
Hey, you ever written any lyrics?

289
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,717
Fired again?
Man, this happens all the time.

290
00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:42,046
Ever since my encounter
with those darn aliens!

291
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,918
We've got to face it, Helen.
We're the enemy!

292
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,128
We're the people we marched against!

293
00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:49,363
That's why Daria has turned communist!

294
00:14:49,398 --> 00:14:50,935
That's why we've lost our little girl!

295
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:56,720
Jake, Daria's never once called us capitalist
pigs or running dogs for the bosses.

296
00:14:56,755 --> 00:15:01,025
This is probably just her way of
engaging in some kind of social activity.

297
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,915
Socialist, you mean!
What's happened to us?

298
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,955
The house, the cars,
my relaxed-fit pants!

299
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,030
All these things, all this relaxing?

300
00:15:09,065 --> 00:15:13,450
We've got to recapture that hard
moral core and get back to the soil.

301
00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:16,514
All right, Jake,
no more coffee after dinner.

302
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,968
Back from your power walk, sweetie?

303
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,498
Um... oh, yeah.

304
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:25,153
So you're walking for power,
is that it? Want to take over?

305
00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:26,596
Kick over the whole apple cart?

306
00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:30,377
Well, let me tell you, young lady,
if it's a group you want to join,

307
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:34,881
there's a little bunch I know called
the human race, and it ain't half bad!

308
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:38,242
Yeah. Thanks, Dad.
That's tremendously helpful.

309
00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:43,037
Let's just make that no
more coffee for you ever.

310
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:46,913
Yeah.

311
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:50,380
So that's why I say:
commies aren't team players,

312
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:53,203
so keep them out of team sports.
All right!

313
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,529
Yay, no commie team!

314
00:15:55,864 --> 00:15:57,441
Um, thank you, Kevin.

315
00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:01,320
But actually, the communist
is your ultimate team player.

316
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:04,805
The team is all;
the individual, nothing.

317
00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:08,769
Well then, never mind. All right!

318
00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:10,119
Go, commies, go!

319
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,231
Good morning.

320
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:17,625
As you know, we're here to clear up
some misunderstandings and suspicions

321
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:21,802
so we can all feel better
about each other and ourselves.

322
00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,063
So without further ado,

323
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,772
I present to you a work in progress,
a solo performance I call:

324
00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:34,770
"Nothing to Lose But His Chains: The
Life of Karl Marx." The year is 1848.

325
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:38,637
Oh, dear, that's my exercise tape.

326
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:43,994
Anthony! You weren't kidnapped!

327
00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:44,690
All right!

328
00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:51,152
I finally convinced those glorified dogcatchers
from Immigration that I am not an illegal alien.

329
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:54,804
But now I have a question.
Who told them I was?

330
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:58,089
Oh, anyone can make a mistake.
Damn it!

331
00:16:58,124 --> 00:17:03,735
Maybe it was the mind control babes from space,
Mr. D., trying to create a distraction.

332
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:04,542
Who?

333
00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:05,620
Them.

334
00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:17,233
Um, I hate to wreck a perfectly good lynching,
but you're the ones acting weird.

335
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,471
Us? Mr. O'Neill said you're
out to destroy football.

336
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:26,370
No! I was telling them about how
communists and Martians are the same.

337
00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:27,758
That'll clear things up.

338
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,119
So there's no communist unfiltration?

339
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:32,079
And there's no alien takeover?

340
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:34,586
Oh, I don't know.
How do you explain that?

341
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,220
Don't say it. Let them kill us.

342
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:41,890
We're dressed this way for
Fashion Club solidarity.

343
00:17:41,925 --> 00:17:45,097
One of us has a problem.
That's all you need to know.

344
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,487
Oh, dear! What kind of problem?

345
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,008
A private problem.

346
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:50,437
It's a neck zit!

347
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,819
Stacy!

348
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:57,889
Don't worry, Quinn.
They still don't know it's you.

349
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:02,139
Did I say the wrong thing?

350
00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,350
Don't worry about it.

351
00:18:03,485 --> 00:18:06,372
I liked it better when they
were under alien control.

352
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,307
It was so much more believable.

353
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:09,725
So you see, everyone?

354
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,697
Mr. DeMartino's disappearance,
all these communist and alien worries...

355
00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:16,762
simple misunderstandings, all of them.

356
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:21,979
What do you say we cement our newfound unity by
joining hands and singing "Man in the Mirror"?

357
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:25,623
Oh, dear.

358
00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:27,472
See? Look! What'd I tell you?

359
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,168
Secret hush-hush gatherings
right out in the open!

360
00:18:30,203 --> 00:18:33,057
What is going on?
I didn't approve any assembly.

361
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,212
- This is a serious breach
of discipline. - But I...

362
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,277
People, people...
how do you get this to work?

363
00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:41,685
Disperse immediately.
Damn piece of crap.

364
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,319
Kids are half deaf from
their damn music, anyway.

365
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:47,806
This assembly is unauthorized...
oh, the hell with it.

366
00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:49,708
Hey, can I try that thing?

367
00:18:56,785 --> 00:18:59,467
So you finally convinced your
dad that you're not a communist?

368
00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:04,101
Yeah, I'm showing him how much I love money
by hitting him up for it every chance I get.

369
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,389
Hey, it's Trent's hell music!

370
00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:09,498
So that's why he was acting strange.

371
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:10,788
He was writing a jingle.

372
00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:14,551
If you don't have a car
or your present car sucks,

373
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:18,078
go to Happy Herb
with a few thousand bucks.

374
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,794
Then you can drive here,
you can drive there,

375
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:25,449
drive where you want,
Happy Herb don't care.

376
00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:28,853
It won't make you better or smarter,
that true,

377
00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:32,838
but you can drive around when
there's nothing else to do. So...

378
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:40,835
Go buy a car, buy a damn car, hit the
road to nowhere in your Happy Herb car.

379
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:46,396
I'm Happy Herb, and I sell cars,
so come on down.

380
00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:48,442
So now you know.

381
00:19:48,677 --> 00:19:50,992
Oh, um, nice jingle.

382
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:54,059
You don't have to tell me.
I'm a complete sell-out.

383
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,910
But I really needed the gig.

384
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,992
What's the going rate for
an artist's soul these days?

385
00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:02,395
20 bucks, an hour of free
studio time and a set of tires.

386
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:03,184
That's it?

387
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,702
They're new tires.

388
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,534
Hey, look, it's that guy.

389
00:20:07,569 --> 00:20:12,638
And what unspeakable acts did
the space beings perform on you?

390
00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:16,309
They took my flesh and replaced
it with an alien synthetic skin.

391
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:19,485
A skin capable of sensations
you can't even imagine.

392
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,240
But that's not the worst of it.

393
00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:24,945
he's gonna get his
skin wet and shrink it.

394
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:27,558
They used me,
and then they made me lose my job.

395
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,902
You saw it first on Sick, Sad World.

396
00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:36,203
Alien love goddesses are depriving
Americans of their skins and their jobs.

397
00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,100
Hey, cool.

398
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:40,079
We should be upset, right?

399
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,598
I don't know.
Those outfits look pretty good.

400
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:46,036
Written by Peter Elwell
www.outpost-daria.com

401
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,037
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com

402
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,038
Réponses au blindtest:

403
00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,039
music in SSW interview
? -?

404
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,040
Daria's thoughts during breakfast
Cypress Hill - Throw Your Set in the Air

405
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:56,041
Jake instantly falling asleep
? -?

406
00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:58,042
Daria's thoughts after seeing the Fashion
Club Cypress Hill - Throw Your Set in the Air

407
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,043
Daria walking to Jane's house
Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante #1

408
00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:02,044
Artie arrives with pizza
Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante #1

409
00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:04,045
Artie talking with Daria and Jane
Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante #1

410
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:06,046
arriving at school rally
? -?

411
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,047
accusations flying at rally
Ja Rule - Holla Holla

412
00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:10,048
closing credits
Spice Girls - Outer Space Girls