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All right, Daria, don't start your turn
till your front wheels are past the corner.

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That's it. Now, accelerate as
you start to straighten... good.

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Watch out for the dog.

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Watch out, Daria!

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Oh, my God, did I kill him?

6
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I never even saw him! I'm a dog killer!

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Look, honey.

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God, that was close.

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No harm done.

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I couldn't live with
myself if I hit a dog.

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Would you mind telling
Quinn I killed him?

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Didn't you see him?

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He came running right up
on your side of the car.

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I don't see way off
to the side too well.

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My glasses sort of block the view.

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I didn't know that.
Isn't that a problem?

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It is for dogs.

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When he turned up his
nose at accordion lessons,

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they cut off his
inheritance malto allegro.

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"The Severed Pianist,"
next on Sick, Sad World.

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Enter.

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Daria?

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Correct.

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You know, I was thinking
about your peripheral vision.

25
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That's really strange.

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I was thinking about your
high-frequency hearing.

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How would you feel about
trying contact lenses?

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Poorly.

29
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Why?

30
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Because there's nothing
wrong with wearing glasses.

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Daria, I just think that your field
of vision could really be enhanced...

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Come on, Mom.

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It's not my field of
vision you want to enhance.

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What do you mean?

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We've had this conversation before.

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You think if I get contacts I'll
suddenly turn into the homecoming queen.

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Daria, give me some credit.

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You can still wear your glasses.

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Nobody's going to take
them away from you.

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But...?

41
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But contacts are better for some things,
like driving or sports.

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You mean I'll finally
make the wrestling team?

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Daria, you can't possibly have some
ethical issue with wearing contacts.

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How about thinking people should accept me
for who I am without my having to change?

45
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Right!
They should accept you for who you are:

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a complex and interesting
young lady worth knowing,

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instead of seeing your glasses and jumping to some
moronic conclusion based on ridiculous stereotypes

48
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and their own ignorance.

49
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Good one.

50
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I almost killed a dog yesterday.

51
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Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?

52
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During my driving lesson.

53
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Now my mother's bugging
me about contacts again.

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Boy, she just doesn't get it, does she?

55
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Nope, she really doesn't.

56
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Get what?

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You!
The whole Daria Morgendorffer persona.

58
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You don't care what people
think about your looks.

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Of course not.

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The glasses are you.

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They're symbolic of
the whole Daria thing.

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"I wear glasses and I'm not
going to apologize for it."

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Yeah... exactly.

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Of course, you don't wear glasses,
so from your point of view, it's all theoretical.

65
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What?

66
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Pass the cookie dough.

67
00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:08,909
Caramel... plum... of course,
black is always good...

68
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Come in!

69
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Daria? What are you doing here?

70
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Nothing. Just passing by.
Saw your light on.

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What are you talking about?

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Uh, Quinn, could I ask...

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Yes? A question? A favor?

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Could I ask your opinion on something?

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What? Is this a trick?

76
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What's the catch?
Why don't you ask your friend Jane?

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Jane can't help me.

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I need to speak to someone more
attuned to matters of... appearance.

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You're asking my advice, aren't you?

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Quinn, please, this is hard enough.

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I always knew this day would come
and wondered how it would be.

82
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And, now that it has,
I feel strangely... serene.

83
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Sit down, Daria. I can help you.

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Who said I need help?

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Daria, if we're to make any progress at all
you must be absolutely honest with me. Now,

86
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when did you first begin to
suspect that your outfit sucked?

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It's not my outfit.

88
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Okay, when did your "friend" first begin
to suspect that your outfit sucked?

89
00:05:06,138 --> 00:05:10,196
Suppose you were well known for not
caring what other people think of you,

90
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and then suddenly you did something that showed maybe you
do care a little about what other people think of you.

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Would that invalidate everything you'd done
and said up till then and make you a hypocrite?

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Daria, you're giving me a headache!

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What would you think if I got contacts?

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Contacts? Great!

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But what color were you thinking?

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Because clear ones don't call attention to
themselves so much, which maybe you want.

97
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But then, who could resist being able
to change their eye color at will...

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Wait a minute! I...

99
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Blue goes with just about any outfit, but green adds
that touch of exotica that many young women crave...

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Hang on, all I asked was...

101
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Then, of course, you'll want to change your hair
to frame your new face, a decision unto itself

102
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and obviously a new wardrobe.

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Daria, wait!

104
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I know you're scared.
We'll start slow with some scrunchies.

105
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Oh, that sister of mine.
She's as twisted as a corkscrew.

106
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Damn siblings.

107
00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:07,093
Honestly, I think the only reason she ever gets in
touch at all is so that she can get under my skin.

108
00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:08,917
Damn subdermal irritants.

109
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,748
I mean, listen to this note she
sent when she was in Hawaii:

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"Dear sis, you'd love island life. Beautiful sun,
wonderful people, umbrella drinks up the kahanalea.

111
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Only thing is, you'd have to take a vacation.
Oh well, sorry I brought it up. My love to all, Amy."

112
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God, isn't that annoying?

113
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Subtle barbs.

114
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Look at this picture of
her smiling by the pool.

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Like she can even see the
camera without her glasses.

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Aunt Amy?

117
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Hello?

118
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Aunt Amy?

119
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Hey, my favorite niece.

120
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Who is this?

121
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Um, it's...

122
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I'm joking, Daria. How are you?

123
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Your mother hasn't had a stroke,
has she?

124
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Well, I haven't checked her in the
last half hour. How was Hawaii?

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Wish I were still there.
What can I do for you?

126
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Um, I wanted to ask your
advice about something.

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I'm thinking about
getting contact lenses.

128
00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,304
Uh-huh, sounds good.

129
00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,239
It does?

130
00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:05,005
Why not?

131
00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,855
Well, isn't it kind of... vain?

132
00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:10,110
Do you have mirrors
in your house, Daria?

133
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Yeah.

134
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Do you look in them before you go out?

135
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Yeah.

136
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Well, then, you're already going to hell,
so you might as well get the lenses;

137
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you'll see the brimstone better.

138
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What do you mean?

139
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I mean, having contacts is no more
vain than primping in the mirror.

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It just gives you different
options about the way you look.

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It wouldn't change your personality,
it wouldn't change your values,

142
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and it would set your parents
back a couple hundred bucks.

143
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So, I don't see any downside at all.

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Thanks, Aunt Amy.

145
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I'd love to see how it turns out.
Send me a picture, okay?

146
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You want a picture of
me with my contacts?

147
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Either that or a shot of Ralph Fiennes.
Whichever.

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Daria?

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I just want you to know that I was thinking
about our conversation the other day,

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and I don't want you to believe for a
second that I think you need contact lenses.

151
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You're beautiful inside and out,
no matter what,

152
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and I understand and respect
your objection to contacts,

153
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and there'll be no more
discussions about it. Okay?

154
00:08:04,809 --> 00:08:07,025
All right, you talked me into it.

155
00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:07,832
I did?

156
00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:11,150
Mom, that reverse psychology
of yours is killer.

157
00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:28,477
So let's see, there's really nothing to worry
about other than a slight risk of epithelial edema,

158
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possible concern over bulbar hyperemia,

159
00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:34,385
the outside chance of
keratoconus and polymegethism,

160
00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:38,848
and the usual tiresome worries about
giant papillary conjunctivitis.

161
00:08:38,883 --> 00:08:41,787
Um, is there any chance
my eyes won't fall out?

162
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,490
There's no reason to expect
any complications whatsoever

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if you wear your lenses according to
instructions and take care of them properly.

164
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So if anything does go wrong,
it's my fault?

165
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That'll be our position.

166
00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,769
Now, show me once again
how you put the lens in.

167
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That's it.
Right up against the eyeball.

168
00:09:11,144 --> 00:09:11,903
Ready?

169
00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,604
Okay then, time to go.

170
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,852
You're not really much of
a morning person, are you?

171
00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,730
Where are your glasses?

172
00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:23,261
I'm not wearing them.

173
00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:25,540
I got contacts.

174
00:09:26,871 --> 00:09:29,396
I hope this isn't going to
change your opinion of me.

175
00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:34,204
I hope you don't think I've changed or compromised or
become a shallow person who only cares about their looks.

176
00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:36,416
Because it would really
bother me if you thought that.

177
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,131
No, I don't think anything like that.

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Good.

179
00:09:39,504 --> 00:09:40,822
Where are your glasses?

180
00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:48,149
Okay, so now that you're more or less awake,
are you ready to tell me I've sold out?

181
00:09:48,184 --> 00:09:49,082
You look pretty cool.

182
00:09:49,117 --> 00:09:51,335
Oh, yeah?
Then what did I look like before?

183
00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:54,366
Hey, glasses, no glasses,
either way works for me.

184
00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:56,281
And you call yourself a friend.

185
00:09:57,944 --> 00:10:02,185
Now, when he shed his regal vestments
and began dressing as if he had no money,

186
00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:05,410
a very funny thing
happened to the prince.

187
00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:07,537
What was that? Kevin?

188
00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:10,163
He became the poor guy
formerly known as the prince?

189
00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:16,800
Kevin, I must say I'm mystified by your continuing
inability to absorb anything from this class.

190
00:10:16,835 --> 00:10:18,586
Um, is that bad?

191
00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:20,554
I'm sorry to speak so harshly, Kevin,

192
00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:26,359
but I wouldn't do so if I didn't think you
had the inner strength to hear and to heed.

193
00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:27,250
Thanks!

194
00:10:27,285 --> 00:10:30,782
Brittany, how does the
prince change in this story?

195
00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:34,993
He, um, he doesn't turn into a frog,
does he?

196
00:10:36,114 --> 00:10:36,825
Da...

197
00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:39,090
I wish Daria were here.

198
00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:40,302
I'm here.

199
00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:44,173
Daria, is that you?
What happened to your glasses?

200
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,980
Um, I'm wearing contact lenses.

201
00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:50,468
Good for you, Daria!
What a positive gesture!

202
00:10:50,503 --> 00:10:55,742
You're taking command of your appearance and
empowering yourself to carve your own identity.

203
00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:59,270
Actually, I'm not sure that I want
an identity based on appearance.

204
00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:02,802
Of course not. The inner you,
that's what's important.

205
00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:09,225
I just meant that a revised outer you is an even more
confident manifestation of the unchanged inner you...

206
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:12,415
the real you... the you-ness inside.

207
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,032
I got them for driving.

208
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,165
Excellent!

209
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,791
So... why are you wearing them now?

210
00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:20,259
Class, I have some
extremely disturbing news.

211
00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:23,158
Someone has apparently pilfered
the school's fingerprinting kit.

212
00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:24,148
Ms. Morgendorffer?

213
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,485
It wasn't me.
I much prefer fiber spectroanalysis.

214
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,944
Did you get contact lenses?

215
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,730
Um, yes.

216
00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:31,879
Well done!

217
00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,154
Excuse me?

218
00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:36,217
You're inviting your fellow students
to get to know you a little better.

219
00:11:36,252 --> 00:11:39,502
You're dropping that
standoffish persona. Kudos!

220
00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,245
I got them for driving.

221
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,260
So why are you wearing them now?

222
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,614
I'm really psyched, babe.
All that bench-pressing is paying off.

223
00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:56,998
Tone, babe. You heard what Mr. O
said about seeing my inner strength.

224
00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:01,040
Um, babe, he was trying to say
you're not getting any smarter.

225
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,114
Oh... well, am I supposed to?

226
00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:05,538
Yeah, that's what school's for.

227
00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:08,939
From a teacher's point of view.

228
00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:14,839
Do you think contacts
reveal the you-ness inside?

229
00:12:14,874 --> 00:12:18,624
I don't know. Who's Eunice and
why doesn't she get her own body?

230
00:12:18,659 --> 00:12:23,091
Whoever she is, she must be very sad.
I can't stop tearing up.

231
00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:26,462
Daria, I like your new look.

232
00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:27,737
Um, thanks.

233
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:29,864
Yeah, you're, like, practically normal.

234
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,246
Kevin, how come you always
know just what to say?

235
00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:35,478
It's a gift.
But why did you get contact lenses?

236
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,192
I wanted to fit in better.

237
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:37,798
Cool!

238
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,561
I was afraid my glasses
were making me too smart.

239
00:12:40,951 --> 00:12:41,787
Really?

240
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:48,602
Yo, what's going on?

241
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,028
These contacts are itching
the hell out of me.

242
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,621
I've got to take them out,
but I don't have my glasses here.

243
00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:56,294
Well, there's only two periods left.
Can you hold out?

244
00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:57,357
Guess I have to.

245
00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,572
Big crack in the sidewalk coming up.
You'll want to watch that.

246
00:13:01,807 --> 00:13:02,936
Look out for that branch.

247
00:13:03,371 --> 00:13:06,360
There's some kids coming.
Never mind, they turned the corner.

248
00:13:07,296 --> 00:13:08,059
Who's that?

249
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:09,079
It's Trent.

250
00:13:09,114 --> 00:13:11,061
Hey, Daria. Looks good.

251
00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:15,417
Now, watch out for the girl with the
red face who's forgotten how to walk.

252
00:13:15,452 --> 00:13:17,162
Oh, never mind. That's you.

253
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:13,242
No contacts today.

254
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,878
No glasses, either.

255
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:26,015
Hey, the contacts are back, huh?

256
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,587
Your eyes must be feeling better.

257
00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:32,649
Um, yeah, better. But, um...
I'm still a little blurry.

258
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:45,023
Sorry.

259
00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:51,388
Sorry, Upchuck.

260
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:55,854
Sweet Daria, you don't have to resort
to a ruse to get into my personal space.

261
00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:58,513
All you need do is ask.

262
00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:01,221
Your personal space is the
final frontier, Upchuck.

263
00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:03,688
One where I intend never to boldly go.

264
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:06,751
You'll be back. They all come back.

265
00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:07,686
Name two.

266
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:09,259
I could!

267
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,804
Food-laden student at three o'clock.

268
00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:18,907
Boy, you weren't kidding about still being blurry.
You're walking into more people than you're walking by.

269
00:15:19,142 --> 00:15:20,972
I'm sure my vision will clear up soon.

270
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,909
Well, if it doesn't work out
you can go out for football.

271
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:24,758
Funny.

272
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,756
Hey, now's your chance to sign up.

273
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:29,777
Hey, Daria, Jane.
Notice anything different?

274
00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:31,520
He's wearing glasses, right?

275
00:15:31,955 --> 00:15:36,876
Why, yes, he's wearing glasses.
Although, ironically, he doesn't need them.

276
00:15:36,911 --> 00:15:38,080
What's going on?

277
00:15:38,115 --> 00:15:41,826
Well, I got to thinking about what you
said about glasses making you smart, Daria.

278
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:46,590
And hey, you may not believe this, but I could
stand to be a little smarter, so I got some.

279
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,652
You, a little smarter? Not possible.

280
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,007
No, no, no. That's what I thought, too.

281
00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:53,797
But believe me, it is.

282
00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:56,603
You know,
I don't want to be a brain or anything.

283
00:15:56,638 --> 00:16:00,476
I like having friends.
So I got a pair without any lenses.

284
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,693
See?
So now I'll be smart but not too smart.

285
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:06,416
Um, I'm not sure if it'll
work without any lenses.

286
00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:07,182
Really?

287
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,402
Yeah. Why don't you try one
lens and see how that goes?

288
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,181
Great idea! Thanks.

289
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,159
Oh, Mr. Einsteen!

290
00:16:15,194 --> 00:16:17,540
Brit really loves them. Gotta go.

291
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,052
I can see that, funny gal.

292
00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:21,998
How many fingers?

293
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:24,607
You're not wearing your contacts at all.

294
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,748
Not if you want to get
technical about it.

295
00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:30,788
Okay, I get that they were irritating you
so you thought you'd give them a rest.

296
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,312
Yeah.

297
00:16:31,347 --> 00:16:32,671
But why no glasses?

298
00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:34,755
Um, sheer vanity?

299
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,673
Yes, yes, very witty. Now, really.

300
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:39,783
Daria!

301
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:40,604
You hate me.

302
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,511
This is great!
You want to borrow my lipstick?

303
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,745
Hey, come on, Daria, wait!

304
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:47,894
Sorry.

305
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:50,790
Daria?

306
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,099
Daria.

307
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,095
Talking toilet?

308
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:02,070
Daria's boots,
can you tell me where Daria is?

309
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,487
Come on, Daria, what's the matter?

310
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,426
I'm a hypocrite and a phony.

311
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:07,908
That's what's the matter.

312
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,383
What are you talking about?

313
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:11,936
You don't have to pretend.
You said it yourself.

314
00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:17,138
The glasses are me, uncompromising
and unconceited. Well, not anymore.

315
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:19,341
Who told you you had to
be a martyr to principle?

316
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:21,978
You're a teenage girl,
not Nelson Mandela.

317
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,297
He wears glasses.

318
00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:24,530
What's going on?

319
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,914
Oh, it's Daria.
She couldn't get her contacts in today

320
00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:29,793
and she didn't want to wear her glasses,
so she's stumbling around and bumping into stuff.

321
00:17:30,228 --> 00:17:31,376
Are you okay, Daria?

322
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:32,311
No.

323
00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:33,398
What'd she hurt?

324
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,127
Her pride.

325
00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:36,352
Thanks for respecting my confidence.

326
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:37,968
Hey, Jodie knows what it's like.

327
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:38,946
What what's like?

328
00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:41,285
To have standards too
high to live up to.

329
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,228
Don't tell me she's mad at
herself for caring how she looks?

330
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,036
See?

331
00:17:45,071 --> 00:17:46,748
No, actually, I can't see.

332
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,140
Daria, what's wrong with
admitting to a little vanity?

333
00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:51,969
You're not Mother Teresa, you know.

334
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,287
She wore glasses.

335
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,114
No, she gave them to an orphan.

336
00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:56,844
Hey, what's going on?

337
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:57,348
Nothing.

338
00:17:57,383 --> 00:17:58,201
Everything's fine.

339
00:17:58,236 --> 00:18:00,414
So why are you talking to the stall?

340
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:02,881
Oh. Hi, Daria.

341
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:03,987
Hi, Brittany.

342
00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:05,730
Is she locked in or something?

343
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,632
She's feeling a little alienated today.

344
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,086
Alienated? Why, Daria?

345
00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:12,425
It's not like you're E.T. or somebody.

346
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,573
Did he wear glasses?

347
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:15,019
By the way, Daria,

348
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:19,753
I just want you to know I think it's really
brave of you to get those contact lenses

349
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:23,744
and admit that you care about the
way you look, even just a little.

350
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:27,657
Because knowing that a brain can be
worried about her looks makes me feel,

351
00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:30,991
I don't know,
not so shallow or something.

352
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,926
Like we're not that different,
just human, or whatever.

353
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:38,160
Well, thank you, Brittany.
You're right.

354
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,233
We are just human or whatever.

355
00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:46,543
That was really nice, Brittany.

356
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:47,563
It was?

357
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,775
I gotta admit,
that was the right thing to say.

358
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,880
Wow! These things really do work!

359
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:56,879
So now what, eagle eye?

360
00:18:57,114 --> 00:19:01,278
Well, I can't wear my contacts until I
see the doctor again, that's for sure.

361
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:04,511
And if I bang into anyone else at
school I'll be arrested for assault.

362
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,351
So I guess it's back to
the glasses tomorrow.

363
00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:09,967
Or we go downtown and
apply for a seeing eye dog.

364
00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:13,658
I tell you the truth,
this whole thing's got me very confused.

365
00:19:13,893 --> 00:19:15,376
I want my glasses back.

366
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,845
Are you still hung up
on that vanity thing?

367
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,654
That's not it.
Everyone already knows I'm vain.

368
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:23,440
Oh, yeah, you're one huge narcissist.

369
00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:25,224
So if not that, then what?

370
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:27,360
This is kind of hard to explain.

371
00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:30,645
It's like,
I know my glasses set me apart.

372
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,308
When I look in the mirror
without them I can't see a thing.

373
00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:36,620
But when I put them on and look
in the mirror again, I think...

374
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:37,555
Yeah?

375
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,425
I think to myself,
"Never mind the glasses.

376
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,535
You can see things that
other people can't.

377
00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:44,481
You can see better than other people.

378
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,374
So to hell with them and what they
think of you and your glasses."

379
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:50,542
You're not talking about
eyesight anymore, are you?

380
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:51,350
No.

381
00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:55,119
And you like that Daria better than
the Daria who cares about her looks.

382
00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:56,269
Um, yeah.

383
00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:59,653
I don't blame you. Why settle for
vanity when you can have pure egotism?

384
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:01,835
You're a twisted little cruller,
ain't you?

385
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,388
Yeah.

386
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,685
That's why I'm proud to be your friend.

387
00:20:06,714 --> 00:20:08,401
So, no more contacts.

388
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:10,374
Your mother's gonna be disappointed.

389
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:14,158
Well, I have all afternoon to
figure out how to break it to her.

390
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:15,690
Hi, girls.

391
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,009
Hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer.

392
00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:17,559
Hi.

393
00:20:17,594 --> 00:20:21,133
Daria, my deposition was postponed
'til tomorrow, so I thought,

394
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:26,025
why not try out those new contacts
with an unscheduled driving lesson?

395
00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:32,560
Mom, I have something to tell you.

396
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,321
Written by Glenn Eichler
www.outpost-daria.com

397
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,322
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
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398
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:40,323
Réponses au blindtest:

399
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:42,324
Daria and Helen driving
Semisonic - Singin' in My Sleep

400
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,325
Daria in bathroom
The Verve - Sonnet

401
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,326
Daria entering Quinn's bedroom Marcy
Playground - Saint Joe on the School Bus

402
00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,327
Daria fleeing Quinn's bedroom
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies

403
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:50,328
after Daria talks to Aunt Amy
Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight

404
00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:52,329
outside shots of the eye clinic
Money Mark - Hand In Your Head

405
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,330
Kevin and Brittany walking the halls
The Cardigans - My Favourite Game

406
00:20:54,331 --> 00:20:56,331
Kevin deciding glasses will make him smart
The New Radicals - You Get What You Give

407
00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:58,332
Trent's car music
Alice in Chains - With Them Bones

408
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,333
Daria entering House of Mirrors
Rammstein - Du Hast

409
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,334
Daria wandering through House
of Mirrors Rob Zombie - Dragula

410
00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:04,335
Daria in bathroom after nightmare
The Verve - Sonnet

411
00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,336
Daria walking without glasses or
contacts MxPx - I'm Ok, You're Ok

412
00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:08,337
Daria bumping into people
The Dandy Warhols - Boys Better

413
00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:10,338
Jane entering girls' bathroom
Plastilina Mosh - Monster Truck

414
00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:12,339
Daria and Jane at Pizza King
Lauren Hill - (Doo-Wop) That Thing

415
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,340
closing credits
Letters to Cleo - I See