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Okay, ladies, listen up.

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Since it's "Focus on Agility" month, for the rest of the class,

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I want you all to work on your cartwheels, splits and aerials.

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Brittany, that's a perfect split.

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Thanks, Ms. Morris.

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Funny how all the drills for "Focus on Agility" month

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are the same ones you'd do if you were trying to sneak

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a cheerleader practice into regular gym class.

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Yes, and I don't intend to stand for it.

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They can have my squat-thrusts when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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What?

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I don't know.

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See something you like or just browsing?

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I'm thinking about getting those running shoes.

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Uh-huh. What color were they?

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Just kick the bleachers out from underneath me, okay?

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Uh-oh, busted.

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Ladies.

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Why aren't you exercising with the rest of the class?

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We are exercising.

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We're exercising our right to abstain from cheerleader practice.

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That's not cheerleading, it's agility.

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Jane Lane, you're just like your sisters, aren't you?

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We share certain chromosome pairs.

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Beyond that, I'm not supposed to say.

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You know what I mean.

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Can't be part of a group.
Always have to be different.

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Your sister Penny never wanted to participate, either.

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I taught her a thing or two about the American competitive spirit.

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You sure did.

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That's why she's spent the last ten years out of the country.

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I know what kind of upbringing she's had.

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What's your excuse?

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I'm just plain no good?

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Life's just one big smartass joke, isn't it?

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Well, I'm here to prepare you for the real world.

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I'll see you both after school to make up this class.

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Can somebody help me, please?

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Yo, how come you look so down, Mack Daddy?

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Don't call me that.

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I think I screwed up that ethics test today.

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How'd you do?

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Pretty good.

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Wait a minute.
You weren't even there today.

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You cut class on the day of a midterm?

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I was excused.
I didn't have to take the test.

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Coach talked to the teacher, and I got by.

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You mean you got "a bye."

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Yeah, that's it.

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Coach says I gotta maintain a "C" average to stay on the team,

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so he took care of it or something.

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Hey, that's not fair.

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I'm on the team and I had to study.

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I'm the Q.B., Mack Daddy.

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I've told you a million times, don't call me that!

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When are you going to get it through your thick skull already?

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If that's how you feel all you had to do was say so, bro.

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So, bro... what's wrong, bro?

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Did you hear that?

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Whoever said life was fair?

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I don't know, but I'll bet he was a quarterback.

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You know, I had this weird anxiety dream

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where we had this pop quiz in math

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that I was totally unprepared for.

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Were you in your underwear?

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No. That's how I figured out it wasn't a dream.

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Uh-oh. Not a great score on the quiz?

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My straight "C" average in math is now in serious danger of becoming a "D."

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So I'm off to study hall.

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To finish your nap?

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You know me too well.

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Yo, bro, what's wrong?

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I'm here for you, bro.

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Hey, bro, wait up!

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Gee, Daria, you're home late from school today.

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Quinn's always home this late.

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Yeah, but that's because she's usually with some...

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oh, my gosh, Daria, you met a guy!

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Actually, I'm late because I had to make up gym class.

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Oh, you don't have to pretend with old Dad.

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Go on, tell me, who's the lucky fella?

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Gee, Daria, I hope he's not pressuring you to, uh, do... anything.

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All right, you figured me out.

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He's a senior and he carves words into his arm.

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Together we're hoping to buck the odds against teen marriages.

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That's a good one, Daria.

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I'm kidding.

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Of course you are, kiddo. I knew that.

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Oh. If someone named Knuckles calls, it's for me.

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Daria, just getting home?

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I had to make up gym.

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Really? Why?

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The teacher was running a cheerleading practice during class, so I sat out.

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I'm not going to jump up and down like an idiot to prove to the world what I don't believe,

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which is that jocks are great.

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Good for you, honey.

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The only way it will stop being a man's world is

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if we get the boys out there in their short shorts cheering, too.

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What I mean is, this double standard has got to end, right, Jake?

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Equal pay for equal work.

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Is that right?

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Daria, I don't approve of refusing to participate in class,

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but no daughter of mine is going to buy into the mindset

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that a woman's purpose in life is pleasing men.

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Like my new shoes?

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They pinch my toes and give me blisters but they make my legs look hot

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so I'm going to buy another pair.

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So Helen actually supported you on this gym class thing?

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Her vestigial sense of right and wrong was acting up again.

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What does your mother think about it?

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I don't know.

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When she gets back from the painted desert I'll ask her if she had a vision.

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You know, I'd really like to show that Ms. Morris

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that the Lanes are no bunch of ordinary deadbeats.

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Of course not.

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You're deadbeats with style.

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Exactly, and speaking of style: fashion fiends at high noon.

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Can you imagine joining an actual sport?

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You'd get all sweaty and your makeup would smudge.

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You're supposed to date jocks, not be one.

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Oh, and I read in Waif that running makes your feet spread to a bigger shoe size,

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which would look really, really, really bad.

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How are your feet in those new shoes, Quinn?

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They're killing me.

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Oh... that's too bad.

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What kind of loser would sign up for the track team?

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You girls don't think I'm a loser, do you?

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Are you asking if you can hang out with us?

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Nope.

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I prefer women with a slightly more enlightened attitude toward fitness.

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Oh, yeah?

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I guess you can be born in the '80s and still stuck in the '50s.

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It's hard to believe there's anyone alive

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who still thinks being athletic isn't ladylike.

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Women can excel at any sport they put their minds to.

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I definitely agree with that.

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Me, too. I'd like to sign up for the track team.

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What?

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Miss Lane, what are you doing here?

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Trying out for track team.

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You won't participate in regular gym class,

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but you want to join an extracurricular sport?

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I like to run.

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Okay. Let's see if you're any good at it.

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I'd particularly like to run up and down your spine wearing track spikes.

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She isn't your favorite teacher?

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We have a score to settle.

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I'm Evan, by the way.

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Jane.

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So, you think you're ready for track?

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Yeah. I figure if the people suck I can always wear headphones.

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I'm way ahead of you.

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Until we get out there.

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You walking home?

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Um, not today. Practice.

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So you made the track team?

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Yeah.

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This is the part where you say,

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"Hey, way to go, congratulations."

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Hey, way to go.

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Congratulations...?

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Congratulations.

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Now, don't get mushy on me.

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Next, on Sick, Sad World.

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Jane. On a school team. That's pathetic.

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Hey, if she's the pathetic one, why am I talking to myself?

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And more importantly, why am I waiting for a reply?

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Quinn, it is so great of you

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to invite us over to watch the Miss Continents of the Earth Pageant.

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Oh, Sandi, it's so great of you to come over.

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Quinn, your cousin or whatever sure spends a lot of time at your house.

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Yes, well, um, she has nowhere else to go,

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what with her parents being in jail and all.

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Look, it's starting.

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Shouldn't you all be running around in teddies

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and giving each other makeovers by now?

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Mustard is not her color.

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Oh, the no-salt, no-oil, fat-free popcorn is ready.

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Popcorn?

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Stop, my mouth is watering.

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Oh, yeah, I know I like to wear heels with my bathing suit.

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And I never go swimming without my lip liner.

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Quinn, I need to ask you something.

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All right, so Tuesday night I wasn't washing cars for the United Way, but Mom,

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if you'd seen his boyish smile you'd understand.

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Actually, I wanted to ask you to spend some time with your sister.

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Why don't you just lock me in the attic till I'm 25?

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I can't sacrifice any more for her, Mother, I just can't.

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Quinn, I'm worried.

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She's alone too much and I think she's talking to herself.

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Just give her an afternoon. She'd do it for you.

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Should I agree to perform this sensitive and difficult task,

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and I'm not saying I will, what's in it for me?

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I am disappointed that it's come to this, but...

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you can take my credit card to the mall.

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- Platinum?
- Green.

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- Gold.
- Done.

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Someone's knocking. Come in.

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Hi, Daria, how's it going?

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Okay. Out with it.

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I was thinking that you and I could...

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you know, do something together.

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All right, who are you, and where are you hiding Quinn?

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- What? Can't a sister spend time with her...
- Cousin?

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All right, Mom is forcing me to hang out with you.

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Forcing?

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I've got her gold card.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Give me the first cash advance and you can come with me to the library.

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The library? If anyone saw me there, I'd die.

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Okay, then, how about the mall?

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You know, where your friends hang out.

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Um, hi.

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Will you read to me?

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I really like stories.

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You don't have to tell me a story. Just talk.

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So Jack and Jill went up the hill or whatever to the sample sale,

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where Jill found the perfect ensemble

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and Jack gave it to her for the one-month anniversary of their first date.

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Hey, Quinn.

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I just came by to pick up my little brother from story hour.

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I didn't know you were a reader.

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Hi, Calvin. I'm not actually...

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That's really cool.

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I mean, you're popular; you don't have to volunteer.

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Oh, well, you know, I get back more than I give.

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I mean, the children appreciate it so.

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Uh, librarian...

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could you return these magazines for me?

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Thanks a bunch, dear.

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So, where are you guys headed now?

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"Thin Thighs For Your Man."

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But I don't like men with thin thighs.

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Land that big sneaker endorsement yet?

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Nah, they wouldn't meet my price.

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Today's our first track meet.

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I wouldn't mind if you were there.

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Oh. Well, you know how I hate to cancel my line-dancing lesson...

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but okay.

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Cool.

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The question is, am I supporting my friend or her surrender to the system?

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Do you mind? This is a private conversation.

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Hey, Daria.

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Trent? What are you doing here?

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I came to support Janey.

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They're power-scrubbing my room again.

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Anyway, this running stuff means lot to her.

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What she's doing takes guts.

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All that practicing, day in, day out.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Jane's good.

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She's great!

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Go, go, kick butt.

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And you missed a lot of really good TV while you were at those practices.

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The other day, they had this special, When Animals Hold a Grudge.

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Jane, you were amazing. First place?

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Yeah, congratulations.

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Thanks, I just pretend I'm running away from a pep rally.

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Yo, bro!

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Gotta go.

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So anyway, this one parakeet was really ticked off at its owner for not changing its water...

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Hey, teammate. Did you see this girl run like the wind?

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Have you ever heard her break wind?

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Daria!

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That's pretty funny.

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See you at practice, speedy.

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So anyway, the parakeet waits until its owner...

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Jeez, Daria, what the hell was that about?

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What?

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Hey, hey, hey, it's the track star.

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You're gonna like being a jock, man.

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When you're a winner, everybody wants to be your friend.

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Not like those boring friends you used to have

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who liked you even when you lost.

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You mean the ones who made incredibly humiliating jokes at my expense?

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Oh, come on.

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You come on, Daria.

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So, I tried something different.

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I went out on a limb and participated in something and it worked out.

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Why do you have to be so pissy about it?

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Uh, babe, this is really awkward, right?

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Yeah, babe.

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It's creeping me out!

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Oh, Kevvy, come on.

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Nurse Brittany gonna make you feel all better.

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All right, so I thought I was making a joke,

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but I was really humiliating you in front of this guy you like...

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Appreciate.

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This guy you appreciate, which was stupid and insensitive.

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So I'm an idiot and I'm sorry. Okay?

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Not so fast.

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How do I know this is a sincere apology

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and not a cheap ploy to get back on my good side?

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Why does there have to be a difference?

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I accept.

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Thank you. Pizza after school?

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Wish I could. Practice.

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I guess we'd better join the rest of the cheerleaders before we get detention again.

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Don't worry about it.

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What do you mean?

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How are the legs, Jane?

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Okay. Maybe a little sore after the meet.

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Sore? You better rest up for tomorrow.

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Here, go watch TV in my office.

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I don't know.

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I-I don't really want to be all by myself...

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Ms. Morgendorffer, you join her.

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Yes, ma'am. Anything for the team, ma'am.

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So that's your archenemy.

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You think it's hypocritical of me to accept favors from a woman I despise?

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Does she have cable?

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Let's find out.

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Oh, they're eating dinner.

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Should I sit down and join them or fake a headache?

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I'm not feeling too well.

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I think I'll eat later.

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Oh, boy, cuckoo girl is at it again.

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I'm really worried. She's been acting this way for days.

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It's that guy, Knuckles!

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I tell you, he's messing with her head!

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Quinn, I thought you were going to spend some time with your sister.

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Oh, yeah, here.

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What's this?

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Well, that one is my time sheet showing the hours

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and locations where I baby-sat Daria.

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And that other one is a receipt for my new pleather jacket. Thanks.

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$300?!

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Dad, it's very difficult to keep her amused.

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Oh, and when the cash advance shows up on the statement?

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Don't blame me, that's Daria's.

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How'd the math test go?

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I passed.

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You hope.

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I know.

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Well, aren't we confident.

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If I had as much trouble wi...

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You got a bye on the test, didn't you?

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I probably would have gotten a "C" anyway.

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I can't believe it!

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Hey, you watched TV with me instead of going to gym.

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So?

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So, that was one perk of being on the team.

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The math test was another.

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You don't see any difference?

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Yeah, the math test was a hell of a lot better.

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Give me a break.

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What's up with your friend?

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Oh, I rubbed her self-righteousness the wrong way.

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I don't know why you hang out with her anyway.

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What do you mean?

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Well, you're sort of a sports star now.

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It's not so cool to be hanging around with... you know, losers.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I've been spending too much time with losers.

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I'm glad you... see it my way.

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Admit it, she had a point.

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Who am I to criticize her when I was getting spillover perks?

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God, I wish she'd just quit that damn team.

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It's corrupting me.

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I'll get it.

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Yo, it's me.

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Act natural. You're not hurt.

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What?

364
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,200
Look, I've been thinking and... you're right.

365
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It was really screwed up of me to take a bye on that math test.

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I should have gone in there and failed it on my own.

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They gave you the chance to cut a corner.

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I can't blame you for taking it.

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This all happened because I was trying to prove to Ms. Morris that I'm not a deadbeat.

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And that Evan guy factors in exactly how?

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That jerk? I can't believe you thought he was cute.

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Yeah. Aren't I a dope?

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Hey, don't you have practice now?

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Yeah. I quit.

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What?

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I quit.

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I'm afraid I might come out of high school knowing as much as Kevin.

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You came out of kindergarten knowing more than Kevin.

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Remind me of that when he gets his football scholarship.

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I'll bring the spikes back tomorrow. Honest.

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Jane, I wish you would consider coming back to the team.

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Thanks, but I stand by my decision.

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Jane, I wish you would consider coming back to the team.

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Am I missing something?

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The team needs you, and you need the team...

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if you don't want to be here taking math again this summer.

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Gee, that almost sounds like blackmail.

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Fortunately, I can pull up my math grade on my own.

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Then I'll flunk you.

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Why don't I go to Ms. Li and expose this grade-changing arrangement?

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She already knows.

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Okay, then, back off or I'll tell the P.T.A.

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They know, too.

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Congress?

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You're beaten, Lane.

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How about if I call the three local TV stations

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and tell each one that the other two are running the story?

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Damn.

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I really don't get you.

400
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No. You don't.

401
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What happened to your come-and-get-it heels?

402
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:04,960
Ha-ha, Daria.

403
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,020
I decided I shouldn't wear shoes that kill me

404
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,960
just because they make my legs look hot.

405
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,270
Why, Quinn, how mature.

406
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,130
I mean, my legs look hot no matter what I wear.

407
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,400
They'd probably even look good in those things you have on.

408
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,570
I didn't think things could get any more pathetic,

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but obviously I was wrong.

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Come on, ladies.

411
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You've got a lot of work to make up.

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Tell me that at least I have my integrity.

413
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Integrity is a funny word.

414
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,460
Well, then, at least tell me I'm marginally less corrupt than the jocks.

415
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,060
You refused to participate in a crooked system

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where good grades are exchanged for athletic performance.

417
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But you didn't try to reform the system, either.

418
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For fear of complete teenage exile.

419
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Right.

420
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,990
So the system continues, you haven't redeemed yourself,

421
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and we're ostracized anyway.

422
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Come on, now, stop trying to paint a rosy picture.

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You know what?

424
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What?

425
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,460
They really are preparing us for the real world.

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Daria! Jane! Come on! It's time for splits!

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Written by Rachelle Romberg
www.outpost-daria.com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com

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Réponses au blindtest :

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Jane running
Jimmie's Chicken Shack - Droppin' Anchor

431
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Jane sees Evan
Spice Girls - Too Much

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Quinn shows off her new shoes
Super 8 - King Of The World

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00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,760
Jane running
Jimmie's Chicken Shack - Droppin' Anchor

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00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,760
Jane trying out for track
The Getaway People - She Gave Me Love

435
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,760
Miss Continents of the Earth Pageant
Daft Punk - Revolution 909

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at the library
Garbage - Push It

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00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,760
at Pizza King
Montell Jordan - Let's Ride

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00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,760
Daria walking around in room
Beastie Boys - So Whatcha' Want

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track team pressures Jane to re-join
No Doubt - The Simple Kind of Life

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Quinn back in her regular shoes
Beastie Boys - Jimmy James

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Daria in gym class
Ben Harper - Faded

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closing credits
Clara Thomas - Talkin' To Myself