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Hiding the cooking sherry from Dad?

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I'm going to make some bread, Daria.

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Isn't that what supermarkets are for?

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The Yeagers are coming for the weekend,

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and I can't serve them store-bought bread.

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Why not?

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I haven't seen them for twenty five years,

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and let's just say they know a different Helen.

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A Helen famous for her oatmeal pumpkin seed loaf.

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And just what have you done with this Helen?

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They're here!

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I hope they don't think I've changed too much.

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Just be yourself.

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That's what you've always told me.

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I could kick myself for that.

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What kind of car is that?

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That's not a car.

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It's a time machine.

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Willow! Coyote!

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Wow, Helen!

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Man!
My man!

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You haven't changed a bit.

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And you! Well, just look at you!

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Why, even Leary is exactly the same.

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Come here, boy!

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Don't you remember old Jake?

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Wait, that can't be Leary.

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He'd be almost thirty by now!

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This is Leary number three.

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We had to replace the original a few times.

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Well, these two are irreplaceable.

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Our girls, Quinn and Daria.

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You have a very old soul.

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It just looks mature for its age.

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Is this a retro thing, or are they serious?

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Let's get your bags, man!
We travel light.

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In the head.

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I gotta get out of here before I catch any more good vibes.

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Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those... yuppies!

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Yuppies are from the Eighties.

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So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?

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Trekkies.
Anyway, one of us should stay.

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It's a rare opportunity to learn more about Mom and Dad.

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Why would we want to do that?

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To use against them later.

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Twenty bucks if you dig up some dirt.

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Sorry, I have a date.

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You're getting out of this, so am I.

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Ethan! Come meet the girls!

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You said twenty, right?

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Zappa digital... Zappa analog.

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Sounds the same to me.

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And you call yourself a musician?

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No, I call myself an interpreter of sound.

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Top secret experiment?

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My parents gave me their old records to sell at the flea market,

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but now Trent wants to keep 'em.

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It's the warmth of vinyl, man.

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I'm telling you, it's a richer tone.

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You're tuned to the radio.

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I wondered why Zappa was selling fish sticks.

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The flea market, huh? Need any help?

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We have to be there by 7:00 to set up.

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No problem. Daria's an early bird.

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There's nothing like watching the sun rise,

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except watching the sun set in reverse.

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Good one, Daria.

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Mmm, umm, thanks.

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Okay, this time, let's reverse the polarity of the plug.

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And I'll stand facing west.

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Ok cool.

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Are you nuts?

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Hey, you could always go on home and swap yogurt recipes with the Yeagers.

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And what's wrong with my yogurt recipe?

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You should thank me.

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It's a chance for you to spend some quality time with Trent.

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And the flea market is so romantic this time of year.

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I hear the Chia Pets are in bloom.

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All right, so, the flea market.

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We're there.

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Okay, now let's try the thing where I stand on the aluminum foil.

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So, for the past twelve years, we've been selling hammocks of hemp by mail.

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And with all the recent breakthroughs in hemp processing,

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this could be out most exciting year yet!

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Oh! That's fascinating.

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Quinn, didn't you have a date tonight?

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I got Stacy to fill in.

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You into sports, my man?

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Ethan?

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We think there's enough aggressive behavior on the planet

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without creating more with quote unquote "healthy competition."

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Ethan's gonna rock climb, when he's ready.

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Whatever. Peas.

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You can always tell when a bread isn't hand-kneaded.

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Hand-kneaded bread has more soul.

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This veggie stuff never fills me up.

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Anyone want a burger?

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Hey, fair's fair.

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We'll all be worm food someday.

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Jake!

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It's the circle of life, Helen.

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You know, man, you've become kind of aggressive.
I have not!

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It's the meat.
Is not!

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What ever happened to the mellow, let-it-be attitude you used to have?

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Jake?

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Come on, everyone.

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If we focus all our positive energy,

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we can make the Pentagon rise up off the ground.

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Rise, dammit!

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Stupid five-sided building.

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Remember our group house?

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Don't you see?

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So-called enlightened dudes are oppressing women,

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just like society is putting down the movement.

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I want some help, and I want it now!

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Wow. Sounds like the girls are getting liberated.

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Cool.

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And then, after you guys split,

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we painted a bus and drove out into the desert.

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I wish you would've stayed with us.

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Oh, Willow. It was time for us to move on.

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That's what you want to call it.

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What?
Honey...

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What do you mean, Coyote?

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Nothing, I love you guys.

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It's just, I remember you as you were, that's all.

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We're still that way, deep down.

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Yeah, man! We're still that way!

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What way?

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Free of the shallow, superficial value system of a profit-driven culture gone terribly, terribly wrong.

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Oh, sure, we're that way!

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May I speak to the old lady of the house?

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Daria, where are you?

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Jane's. Can I stay over?

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I was hoping you would want to get to know our friends.

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My old soul has already made their acquaintance in a previous lifetime.

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Well, that does free up some space for Ethan.

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He can take the guest room, and I can put Willow and Coyote in your room.

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You're going to put them in my room?

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You better tether them to the bed so they don't float away.

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A nightmare story of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong, when Sick, Sad World returns.

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Okay, I can stay.

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You have anything for me to sleep in?

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Don't thank me.
Thank Grandma.

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And this, is where we keep Daria.

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Cool. Tell Mom and Dad I'm sleeping here.

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Once you could fit all your worldly possessions into a backpack.

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Pair of jeans, a few T-shirts, a copy of Steal This Book.

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And now, look at you.

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A capitalist cheerleader, a sellout in a monkey suit! Dammit!

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It's time to take a stand!

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You're not gonna shave tomorrow.

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Come on, Jakey, let someone else have a turn.

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Helen, do you think I'm past my prime?

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Of course not.
You're still quite the young buck.

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Anyway, good looking men get even handsomer as they mature.

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Woo! Too bad it's not the same for women!

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That's better.
Now I can't see a thing.

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Big day tomorrow.

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We'll wake you at six.
'Night.

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Good night!

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'Night, see you in the morning.

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Come back at six.

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It is six.

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Then how come you're so damn chipper?

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It was easier to stay up all night than to wake up early.

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We'll load the van.

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Van?

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You know, the Tank.

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Oh, goody.

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Are they gone?

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Don't forget some money.

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Hey, doesn't Grandma have a nightgown like that?

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Should I file this under "self-indulgent posers" or "underrated geniuses"?

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Ask Trent or Jesse,
whichever one wakes up first.

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I guess they call it a flea market because it makes you want to flea.

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Come on, relax.
We're going to do well today.

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We've got a choice location.

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I'm looking for snow domes.

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You got any, girls?

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Sorry, ma'am.

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All we have are these strange, flat discs the aliens left behind.

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You know about the aliens, don't you?

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You enjoy working with the public, don't you.

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Morning!

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Say hello to a new Jake.

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The old Jake!

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The Jake you haven't seen for a while.

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And goodbye to cookie-cutter corporate guy Jake.

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That Jake is gone, gone, gone.

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You didn't quit your job, did you?

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No, I'm growing a beard again.

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Oh! That's great, dear.

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Hey, Quinn! How do you like my, new look?

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Dad, are you growing a goatee?

196
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That's so two years ago.

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Right, Ethan?

198
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I really feel centered now.

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Nice whiskers.
Thanks!

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Um, it's kind of getting crowded in here.

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Why don't Ethan and I go out for breakfast.

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You guys can sit around and remember things.

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Breakfast?
I thought it was lunch time.

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I'm going back to bed.

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Why are you staring at my brother?

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Selfless concern.

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I think he stopped breathing.

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Nah, he's entering a dormant stage.

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In about ten years he should emerge as a butterfly.

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I guess you're gonna wait.

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Hello, ladies!

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I didn't know you were of an entrepreneur bent.

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Perhaps you would be so kind as to show me your goods?

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Upchuck, what are you doing here?

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I am on a quest for the Holy Grail of fast food premiums.

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A complete 1985 California Raisins posable eraser set.

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Only mint condition will do.

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Your investors?

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Silent partners.

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Do you by any chance have the cast recording of Somebody Up There Likes Me?

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No, but we do have Somebody Down Here Doesn't.

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I wonder if I may provide you gals with a lesson in salesmanship.

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It's a once in a lifetime offer.

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How about once in two lifetimes.

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Now, now, let the boy show us how to do it.

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Then we won't have to.

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It's all coming back.

228
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You wanna try, honey?

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Ugh, dog drool. That beast!

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Outside!

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Hello? Eric?

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What? They moved the hearing up to this week?

233
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I can be there in 20 minutes.

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Talk about uptight.

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Mellow out, man.

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Nothing's so important that it can't wait till Monday,

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what are you doing in the corporate cage on the weekend?

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Don't take a walk in the park.

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Right on, honey.

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You still have your priorities.

241
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Who's up for frisbee? Come on, Leary!

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Eric? Yes, of course I was kidding.

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You see, ladies,

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trying to close a sale without the proper technique is like playing cards without a full deck.

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You must treat your customers like a king.

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This is the ace up your sleeves.

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You're a joker if you don't, and you'll be left with jack.

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Wake me when you get to the twos.

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FDR?

250
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No, sir, you won't find socialists on any of my toilet seats.

251
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Now, watch a pro in action.

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Hey! Mr. DeMartino!

253
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Well, Charles Ruttheimer.

254
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What is it, Charles?

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As a man of culture and breeding,

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I thought you might be interested in some of our audio gems.

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Is this a pathetic attempt at flattery, Mr. Ruttheimer?

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An obvious smoke screen for your calculated attempt at separate me

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from the payments I receive each week for babysitting a bunch of determined idiots?!?!

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I just wanted to sell you some records...

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Got anything by Annette Funicello?

262
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Hey, man, after you get this baby fixed up,

263
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what do you say we go down to the club and play a round?

264
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The golf course is an ecological disaster.

265
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What, you got trouble with your swing?

266
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Here, we thought you boys might like some refreshments.

267
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Home-bottled berry juice.

268
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We're going to start a compost pile.

269
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Won't that be fun?

270
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Wow! This is strong stuff!

271
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It's got natural pectins.

272
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I love pectins!

273
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Is this the best you can do?

274
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'Fraid so...

275
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Well then, I guess I'm just going to have to walk away.

276
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I'm walking...

277
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Okay, fifty cents.

278
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Thanks, man.

279
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What about my commission?

280
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Hey, we're training you for free.

281
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Well, Trent, now that you've returned to the land of the living,

282
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maybe you and Daria can go get us some soda.

283
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With caffeine?

284
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No problem. Coming?

285
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Sure.

286
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Take your time!

287
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I could use a burger.

288
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I'll go with you.

289
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Upchuck, can you handle the booth?

290
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I can handle much more than that, missy.

291
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Excuse me! But is that a vintage copy of Eyefull?

292
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1962.

293
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Where did you find such a treasure?

294
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That booth over there.

295
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That's okay, I got it.

296
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I owe you one, then.
Next time.

297
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,450
So, Janey says you're avoiding your parent's friends this weekend.

298
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Their sunny Sixties optimism tends to cancel out my bitter Nineties cynicism.

299
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Holdover hippies?

300
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Yeah. They're big believers in the concept of voluntary simplicity.

301
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I gotta use that.

302
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Sounds much better than broke.

303
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I guess you gotta give them some credit.

304
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Civil rights, environmentalism, the women's movement.

305
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People believed in stuff back then.

306
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I know.

307
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What's up with that?

308
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I know what you're thinking, but I've turned into the man!

309
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I'd never call you the man, man.

310
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Man, maybe, but not the man.

311
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I hate this stupid rusty piece of junk!

312
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And I'm tired of buying food in bulk!

313
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And not flushing every time I go because it wastes water!

314
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I'm still young.
What happened to my beliefs?

315
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:30,570
What happened to being part of the solution, not part of the problem?

316
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I hate kneading bread.

317
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What?

318
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I... hate... kneading... bread!

319
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Damn!

320
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Oh Willow!
Here!

321
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Man, can you teach me how to play golf?

322
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Of course I can, man.

323
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And can we ride around on those little carts?

324
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Sure thing, pal!

325
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Hey, some kind of organic nutrient steam bath, right? Cool!

326
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Oh, thanks so much for your concern!

327
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Wow, sounds like the girls are getting liberated.

328
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Cool.

329
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Dad, the berry juice fermented again.

330
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You gotta watch that.

331
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Come on, I'll buy you a slush cup.

332
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It's about time!

333
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Got any money?

334
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Where's my razor?

335
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,990
You see, my theory is that our primitive hunting instinct has no outlet in modern society.

336
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Cool.

337
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,340
So, rather than stalking animals,

338
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we substitute the shopping experience, and hunt for objects.

339
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Cool.

340
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And then, Jesse, while we're asleep,

341
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the objects come to life and plot their secret take over our civilization.

342
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April 1st, 2007.
That's the day they make their move!

343
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Cool.

344
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I don't know.

345
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All these people swapping useless junk.

346
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Maybe the Yeagers are onto something.

347
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At least they're not caught up in a constant state of consumer frenzy.

348
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Yeah, I guess if you're gonna insist on holding on to something from the Sixties,

349
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peace and love beats a Get Smart lunchbox.

350
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Especially if the lunch is still in it.

351
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Well, let's go give Jesse and Jane a break.

352
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,020
Too late.

353
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,060
Who's watching the booth?

354
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:22,950
Upchuck.

355
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,100
I don't think so.

356
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,030
Here, Mr. Demartino!

357
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,420
I found another issue of Bachelor Confidential!

358
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,740
You have redeemed yourself, Charles.

359
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,610
Less to carry home?

360
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:55,460
Well, we do have three copies left to "Boston."

361
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:59,460
At least we're not money grabbing capitalist pigs, right, Daria?

362
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:03,270
Yeah, we're just hard core believers in voluntary simplicity.

363
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,110
No, they never formally charged them,

364
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they did keep them there in jail for the next day.

365
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:14,150
Hey, where's my eyebrow pencil?

366
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,710
This has gotta be worth at least twenty bucks.

367
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,690
You're sure you don't want this?

368
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,850
I never use it.

369
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:28,360
This will cut way down on the time I spending baking for Ethan and Coyote.

370
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,000
Sister, meet the frozen bagel.

371
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,230
Hey, guys, it's getting dark.

372
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,660
When are you going to come in?

373
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:37,890
In a minute.

374
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,850
I'm just showing Coyote how to drive without slicing!

375
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:42,420
Better!

376
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,810
Girls, I expected you for dinner.

377
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:51,030
Before I officially ground you, would you care to account for your whereabouts?

378
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,660
Sure. But first, a few questions.

379
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Number one:

380
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why did you spend a night in jail in Boulder in August, 1969?

381
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,350
Thanks for that marketing plan, man.

382
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,710
We're going to kick the butts of those wimps over at Rainbow Hammocks.

383
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,200
Hey, take no prisoners, man.

384
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,490
Predatory behavior is all natural.

385
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,150
Ethan?

386
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:12,960
Yeah?

387
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:19,000
You never told me whether you thought I was, you know, cute?

388
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,450
Oh, well, sure, you're cute.

389
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,130
Thanks.

390
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,670
In a, you know, shallow, superficial way.

391
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:26,780
Thanks.

392
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,020
It's very hard not to compliment you, isn't it?

393
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:33,240
Oh, Daria, you don't have to say that.

394
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:46,250
Daria, do you think long-distance relationships are a good idea?

395
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,560
Yeah. Why don't you and I try one?

396
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:51,960
You know, kids, it's pointless to try to go back in time.

397
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,410
You have to live in the present, and I'm going to start right now.

398
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,900
First things first: I'm getting rid of all my vinyl records.

399
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Hey, Daria! You want 'em?

400
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Written by Anne D. Bernstein
www.outpost-daria.com

401
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com

402
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Réponses au blindtest :

403
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Trent's room
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

404
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,730
Trent's headphones
Beck - Novacane

405
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,730
Trent reversing polarity
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

406
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,730
Helen and Jake flashbacks
Jamiroquai - All Right

407
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,730
after Trent sees Daria in grandma's nightgown
The London Suede - The Beautiful Ones

408
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,730
right before Willow and Coyote's meditation
Circle Jerks - I Wanna Destroy You

409
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,730
Daria watching Trent sleep
Siouxie & The Banshees - Oh Baby

410
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,730
Jane dragging Upchuck
Deus - Them From A Turnpike

411
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,730
driving home in The Tank
The Damned - Alone Again Or

412
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,730
Willow, Coyote, and Ethan driving off
Fiona Apple - Never Is A Promise

413
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closing credits
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn!