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Come on, Mack Daddy! I'll get the coach to write us a note.

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I'll say we need extra time on the free weights.

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Don't call me that, okay?

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And they're not gonna excuse you from English for weight training.

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I can't take anymore of this Shakespeare dude, bro.

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He's, like, a total chick writer!

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Hi, Mack! Hi...... Romeo.

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See?

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Maybe we'll start Hamlet today.
That has a skull in it.

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Really?

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Excuse me.

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Daria, you're a chick, right?

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Why? You have a biology test today?

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Like, why should I be interested in anything this Shakespeare guy says?

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You? Well... Hamlet has a skull in it.

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Class, I thought today we'd take a break from the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet

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to discuss the real life tragedy that happened last night here in Lawndale.

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Let's share our feelings of violation following the loss of our beloved cybercafé,

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alt. lawndale. com. Who would like to start?

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Charles? Charles, did you hear me?

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You mean, Kevin?

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Kevin, heh. I'm sorry.
You uh, look like somebody else.

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What do you have to say about last night's horrible event?

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I was home all night.
You can ask my parents.

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Besides, I already have a computer.

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No, Kevin.
I mean, how did the theft make you feel?

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Um... sad?

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Are you asking me or telling me?

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Angry?

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Hmmm... Jodie, how about you?

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I think the cybercafé served one very particular segment of the community,

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but it still pisses me off when people take what isn't theirs.

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That's how I feel!

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Thank you, Kevin.
Jodie, about that word, "community. "

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Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé?

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To jack us into the global community?

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I think what's most disturbing
about this crime is the symbolism involved.

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Don't you agree, Jane?

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No.

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Suddenly, we're cut off.

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We can't hail our friends across the globe and say,

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"It's a beautiful day in the cyberhood. "

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They didn't just take a few computers.

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They took the symbol of our virtual community.

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To visit alt. lawndale. com
was to come together with the planet!

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Oh, come on.

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Yes?

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Come together with the planet?
By staring at a screen for hours?

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Sitting in a room full of people you never say a word to?

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Hmm. Interesting point, Dorian.

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Daria.

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Uh! Damn spiders.

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Daria, you believe that while connecting Lawndale citizens to our global neighbors,

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the cafe was alienating us from each other.

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I'm saying if you really miss the place,
put a Mr. Coffee in the computer lab.

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So, in your opinion, what we really need
is a return to the traditional coffee house of yore,

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where you'd watch some performers and share a cup with your friends, face to face.

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You're a visionary.

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Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality.

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You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

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The coffee house! We'll plan it, locate it, raise the money, and open it!

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Would that qualify as an extracurricular activity?

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Of course.

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Then I'd like to register as a conscientious objector.

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Hi! Gotta change, dinner meeting.

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Did something happen?

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Hmm... depends on your perspective.

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Hi! No dinner for me!
Emergency meeting of the Fashion Club!

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I'll make up a nice plate for you and cover it up with cling wrap.

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That was Quinn.

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Yes, but you still haven't identified our first mystery guest.

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Dammit. I just called Eric for directions and he said the meeting's canceled.

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Well, that just gives us the chance for a family dinner.

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I'll throw another steak on the grill.

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Later.

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Where's she going?

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Crisis at the Fashion Club. Someone woke up with frosted hair.

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You know, Daria,

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it wouldn't hurt if you got involved in some after school projects once in a while.

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Can't talk now. I'm chairing a meeting of the Resting Quietly Club.

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I'm serious.

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When you apply to college, they're gonna be looking for that kind of thing.

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Right, Jake?

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They're going to be looking to see whether I can pay for school.

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This might be a good time to talk about setting up a trust?

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Jake, tell her.

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Tell her!

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Yes, what?

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About the importance of extracurricular activities for getting into college.

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Oh. Well, these days it's more about whether you can pay.

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You're not helping me.

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Have you thought about a living will, Dad?

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Do you think I need one?

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Just think about it, Daria. That's all I ask.

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Fair enough.

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Because otherwise, we might have to make up for it over the summer.

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Send you to music camp.

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You wouldn't.

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What a great idea.
How come you don't ever play the flute anymore, Daria?

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Because you ran over it when I was in fifth grade,

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which was two years after I quit playing anyway.

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Which is why I would have to interpret music camp as punishment

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for doing something very, very wrong.

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Nonsense.

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It would just be an easy way of getting some extracurricular activity on your college applications...

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if you weren't able to come up with any on your own.

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You're good. When you put your mind to it, you're very, very good.

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Sure she is!

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You'll find something to get involved with. It'll be fun.

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Where's Quinn?

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It's Daria.

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Hi, Daria. What's up?

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I want to volunteer to work on the coffeehouse.

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Fantastic! What made you change your mind?

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Did anyone ever make you practice "Pop Goes the Weasel" on the flute every day for a year?

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Um, no... but I once had to recite the Gettysburg Address wearing a rainbow wig and panties that said "Tuesday. "

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Whatever made me want to join a fraternity. Anyway, that's great!

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I guess you want to read one of your essays.

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No, I wasn't actually thinking about performing.

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Maybe that one about feeling like a big misfit whom everybody hates.

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The other kids will really relate to that. I know I do.

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I don't know if that's such a great idea.

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That's the one that compares the sophomore class to barnyard animals.

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It names names.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm really not much of a performer.

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I'm thinking more along the lines of fundraising?

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Oh. Well, we're selling magazines, CDs, and wrapping paper. Jump in!

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Can I go with my friend Jane?

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Sure! She wants to help out?

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Mmm-hmm. She's a big joiner.

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No way, baby.

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Come on. Do it for friendship.

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I have no friends. I walk alone.

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Well, then, do it for sisterhood or something.

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Are you nuts?

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Then do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses

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and find out what screwed-up tastes they have.

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I'm bringing a Polaroid.

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This is fun!

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Yeah, people get a kick out of seeing someone from the Lawndale Lions.

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You were so smart to wear your jersey, Kevin.

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Have you been practicing your lines for the coffeehouse?

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Awww, they give me a headache, babe.

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Kevin, please learn them.
Or I might get a headache.

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What do you mean?

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Well, well. Kevin and Brittany.
What a delightful surprise.

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Ah, hi!

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You've come, no doubt, to apologize for your academic performance.

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Um, no!

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But we are sorry about, like, our grades and stuff.

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Well, then, to what do I owe the pleasure?

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We're raising money for the new Lawndale young adult's coffee house!

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Would you like to buy some holiday wrapping paper?

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We've got religious, festive, and/or monteldomitational!

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That's nondominational babe.

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Yeah! Nondominational!

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What an attractive offer.
Too bad the holidays aren't for months!

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How about a magazine subscription?

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Would you like to join a CD or cassette club?

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Twenty albums for a penny, and no obligation to buy, ever!

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How would you like to receive regular blooming flower seeds every month?

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It's good to see you both enterprising!

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I could make a trite observation

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about wishing you were as enterprising toward your school work

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as you are to this effort to find financing for a new place to loaf,

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but am I the sort of man who engages in trite observations, Brittany?

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Uhh... no?

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Excellent, Brittany. Now, while you're on a roll,

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am I the sort of man who you suppose believes in underwriting the indolence of students

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who already display the work habits of garden slugs?

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Uh... I'll go with "no" again?

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Very good, Brittany!

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Now, Kevin, given what we have learned from Brittany's razor sharp observations,

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is there anything more you'd like to say

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before departing from my doorstep in an uncomfortable hurry?

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Uhhh, do you wanna buy a chocolate bar?

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Hi! I'm selling long distance phone cards.

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I just use a credit card.

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Oh. Well, are you really happy with the service?

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Um, uh, it's fine.

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I mean, are you really happy?

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I don't get you. W-why shouldn't I be?

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I mean, like, are you ever, like, really looking forward to talking to someone,

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and then you can't hear them because of crackling and static?

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Not...

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I mean, I know that if I were your friend and you were calling me,

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I'd want to listen to you, not some static.

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I mean, you have a really nice voice.

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Your friend should be able to hear it.

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They usually, uh...

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Just pretend you're calling me.

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What?

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Really, just try it. My name's Quinn. What's your name?

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Danny.

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So, call me, Danny.

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Hello? Uh, Quinn?

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Danny? Is that you?

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Hi! Quinn?

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Speak up, Danny, I can't hear you.

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Hi! Quinn? It's me, Danny.

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I've been thinking about you all day.

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The way your hair falls over your eyes when you laugh.

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I can't get it out of my head.

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Really?

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You gotta speak up, Danny.
Listen, do you want to come over tonight?

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My folks went away for the whole weekend.

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Yeah! I mean, um, s-sure, Quinn.

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Oh, that's okay, Danny, I understand.

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I'll see if Pete wants to come over.

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But I said...

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Bye!

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Wait!

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Click. See what can happen with bad long distance service, Danny?

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Who's Pete?

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Um, hi. I'm selling chocolate bars for the new student coffeehouse.

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New coffeehouse?

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Our cybercafé got trashed.

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Well, I enjoy chocolate.

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Doctor says I'm not supposed to have too much of it, but

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he wouldn't mind if it's for a good cause.

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Just... just a second, girls.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, yeah. Just, just, I was in the basement when the doorbell rang.

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Need to catch my breath a little.

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How many chocolate bars you got there?

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We've got about two boxes.
That's twenty-four.

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Tell you what: I'll take all of them.

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All of them? Really?

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You sure that's okay with your doctor?

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It's okay as long as he don't know about it!

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Dammit! Where's that purse?

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Did she hit her head?

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I don't think so.

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Do you know CPR or anything?

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I once gave the Heimlich maneuver to Quinn.

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Did it work?

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She wasn't choking.

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We should be doing something now.
I'm sure of it.

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Yeah, I think you're right.

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Damn hypoglycemia. I'm sorry, girls, I'm holding up the works.

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Okay, now. How much apiece on those chocolate bars?

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Ma'am, I'm not sure I can sell you any chocolate bars.

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What's the matter?
My money's not good enough for you?

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It's not that, it's just...
maybe it's not such a good idea.

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Give me those chocolate bars!

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Thank you for the offer though, ma'am,

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and for caring about the students of Lawndale High.

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We could call your doctor or the hospital if you like.

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Otherwise, we'll be going.

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I don't need a damn doctor,
I need a damn chocolate bar!

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Gimme! I'll pay ya five bucks apiece!

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Have a nice day, ma'am.

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I want those chocolate bars!
I want chocolate, dammit!

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Five dollars apiece. We would've made over a hundred bucks.

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Yeah, and all we had to do was take a human life.

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You always see the downside, don't you?

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Daria... Jane. Daria... Jane. Daria... Jane.

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Come in, Ms. Morgendorffer, Ms. Lane. Sit down.

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The school received a phone call this morning from a Mrs. Johansen.

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She said two girls came to her door to sell her chocolate bars,

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and then suddenly refused to do so.

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Even after she offered five dollars a bar,

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or more than twice the asking price.

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She was hypoglycemic.
The chocolate would've killed her.

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She passed out while we were standing there.

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Did she ask you to feed her the chocolate?

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No...

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How do you know it wasn't for her family?

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She has no family. She ate them.

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Daria, Jean,

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we're two hundred dollars short of what we need to open the coffeehouse.

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So, your refusal to sell chocolate to this woman was based purely on concern for her welfare.

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And not wanting to do time for manslaughter.

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You have no overall problem with raising money for the coffeehouse?

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I believe in coffee.
Coffee for everyone.

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But I don't want to sell any more chocolate bars.

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It makes me feel dirty.

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The bad kind of dirty.

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Well, I can't force you to do fundraising,

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but I can't give you credit for participating in the coffee house project, either.

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Wait. Daria, what about what we discussed?

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Reading something on opening night.

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I don't think so.

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You do want this extracurricular activity, don't you?

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Pop goes the weasel...

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Fine.

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Fabulous!

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Although I still don't know where we're going to find that two hundred dollars.

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Well, maybe the freshman volunteers will make up some of it.

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Hi. You got anymore of those phone cards?

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How about, "The Bleakness That Lies Ahead"?

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Too sentimental.

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"No Life, No Hope, No Future"?

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Too pie in the sky.

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"Mommy's Little Hypocrite"?

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Too much like a children's book.

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I wish I were dead.

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That sounds promising.

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Listen, you gotta give them something they'll really appreciate.

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Picture Kevin and Brittany drinking in your words like an elixir of knowledge.

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Heady... potent... seductive.

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Are you marketing your own fragrance now?

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I'm going to have to write something new for the occasion.

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"Can't stand your lips

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Can't stand your eyes

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Can't stand your teeth

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Can't stand your thighs

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That's why I loathe... you... "

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Dammit! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

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Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

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I'm right here, babe!

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Deny thy father and refuse thy name!

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Or thou will't not be but sworn, my love, and I'll no longer be a caplet!

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Hey! Yo! I'm down here! Check it out!

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Check it out? You promised to learn your lines, you, you clown!

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And what's that skull supposed to be?

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The skull's cool.

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I'm here. But where are you? Sure, I see your body.

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Anybody home in that rotting bag of flesh?

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See? You don't want to do poetry for this crowd.

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You think it's too late for me to learn juggling?

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Thank you very much, Andrea.

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It takes a lot of courage to expose your raw emotions that way.

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Now, speaking of raw emotions,

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it's my pleasure to introduce one of Lawndale High's most gifted writers:

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Daria Morgendorffer.

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Thank you. Tonight I'd like to read a new story I've written entitled,

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"Where The Future Takes Us".

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You insensitive jerk!

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As students standing at the dawn of a brand new century,

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we face certain choices. How do we prepare for the future?

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Melody Powers knew how she was going to prepare,

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as she checked the fit one more time on her tooled leather shoulder holster.

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She thought about all the communists she would be taking out tonight.

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Melody harbored no illusions about unilaterally stemming the resurging red tide.

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"But," she reflected with a grim smile,

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"what special agent could resist the opportunity to fill a few Bolshevik cemeteries?"

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As Melody sun-bathed on the Rio beach,

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she looked back upon the past few days with a certain quiet satisfaction:

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twelve dead Russians, five dead Chinese, three or four dead Cubans.

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The world was once again safe for democracy,

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she reflected while watching Tonio's exquisite chest rise and fall with his light snoring.

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Safe for democracy, or almost safe.

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Melody brushed some errant grains of sand off her fingers,

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tied her top back on, and reached into her beach bag.

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Tonio heard nothing, and that was a pity,

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because he would never hear anything again.

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"So long, Tonio," she thought as she calmly stood up.

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"I could have loved you,

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if you weren't as red as the blood stain now spreading across the sand. "

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Melody walked calmly away toward the hotel.

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There'd be a message there from HQ, no doubt.

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She hoped she had time for a shower.

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"Café Lawndale closed until further notice. "

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Isn't that the coffeehouse you were working for?

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Yeah, but I already got my extra credit.

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They can't take it away now.

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"School authorities have decided to close Lawndale's new young adult coffeehouse

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after its opening night somehow turned into an anti-communist rally.

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'Some unscheduled propagandizing went on

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and the students reacted a little too favorably,'

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explained coffeehouse director Timothy O'Neill, a teacher at Lawndale High. "

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Breakfast meeting at the Royalton.

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But you haven't even tasted my soufflé.

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"Following a reading of some right-wing literature,

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several members of the football team marched down North Avenue,

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intending to stone the Russian Embassy.

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Of course, there are no embassies in Lawndale. "

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Wow! Did you girls know anything about this?

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I wasn't there. I had a real date.

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"'Teens are impressionable,' O'Neill said,

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'and the last thing we want is to build a base of operations for political extremists. '"

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Daria, did you have any idea we had these kinds of radicals here in town?

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No, but we've got to maintain constant vigilance

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against those who'd manipulate us into taking actions we'd never take on our own.

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I'll say!

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Transcript by Glenn Eichler
Written by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com

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Réponses au blindtest:

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Kevin talks to Mack
Weezer - The Good Life

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Daria becoming a conscientious objector
Wax - Hush

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Daria convincing Jane to go door-to-door
CJ Bolland - Sugar Is Sweeter

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Mr. DeMartino finds Kevin and Brittany at his door
Hank Williams - Cold Cold Heart

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Quinn selling phonecards
Journey - When You Love A Woman

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Alex Reece - Feel The Sunshine

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outside shot of Morgendorffer house
Radiohead - My Iron Lung

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Daria looks for something to read
Southern Culture On The Skids - Camel Walk

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Daria's story incites riot
Whale - Pay For Me

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closing credits
Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck