1 00:00:01,521 --> 00:00:02,771 - [ Man ] Previously. - I'm using you. 2 00:00:02,771 --> 00:00:04,729 Oh, this is worse then, is it? This is you telling me-- 3 00:00:04,729 --> 00:00:06,021 It's over. 4 00:00:06,021 --> 00:00:09,479 - Where have you guys been? - Checking out Buffy on the van's remote surveillance. 5 00:00:09,479 --> 00:00:10,771 I thought you were gonna go see Tara. 6 00:00:10,771 --> 00:00:14,229 [ Willow ] She was seeing someone else. Probably just friends. 7 00:00:14,229 --> 00:00:16,563 Xander's gone? Xander's missing? 8 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:18,855 - Is she here? - She left a couple of days ago. 9 00:00:18,855 --> 00:00:22,813 - She was... kinda broken. - I love her and, God, I miss her so much. 10 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:23,855 No! 11 00:00:24,938 --> 00:00:26,521 How could you do this? 12 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:31,938 Buffy, stop! No! 13 00:00:35,646 --> 00:00:39,229 - I'm so sorry. - We're okay. It's all okay. 14 00:00:41,187 --> 00:00:44,354 [ Both Panting, Growling ] 15 00:00:51,271 --> 00:00:56,146 - [ Whooping ] - [ Both Growling ] 16 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:59,062 They're getting to the gate! 17 00:00:59,062 --> 00:01:01,312 Yeah. I see it. I see it. 18 00:01:07,187 --> 00:01:09,521 [ Grunting ] 19 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:23,229 - We're gonna lose 'em. - [ Growling ] 20 00:01:26,729 --> 00:01:29,021 We need that disc. 21 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,354 [ Both Grunting ] 22 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:40,229 Wait. 23 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,980 [ Growling ] 24 00:01:49,354 --> 00:01:51,855 [ Gagging ] 25 00:01:56,479 --> 00:01:59,312 [ Vampire Growling ] 26 00:02:10,855 --> 00:02:13,896 - How you doin'? - Oh, fine. 27 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:16,312 You know. Same old, same old. 28 00:02:16,312 --> 00:02:21,354 - Here. I could take care of this guy if you want. - Whatever. Your call. 29 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,896 I mean, sure, he don't look like much, 30 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:27,312 but I'd wager he could give you a bit of nasty. 31 00:02:27,312 --> 00:02:29,688 Save you the staking. All you gotta do is-- 32 00:02:29,688 --> 00:02:34,146 - I am not telling my friends about us. - Right. 33 00:02:34,146 --> 00:02:38,896 I'll just be dropping him down to you then. You wanna tell 'em? Go ahead. 34 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:42,229 [ Screeching ] 35 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:46,771 You know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister last week. 36 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:49,479 Guess how much they hate me. 37 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:52,146 Zero. Zero much. 38 00:02:52,146 --> 00:02:57,354 So I'm thinkin'... sleeping with you? They'll deal. 39 00:02:57,354 --> 00:03:01,354 - [ Vampire Growls ] - In that case, why won't you sleep with me again? 40 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,813 Because I don't love you. 41 00:03:12,604 --> 00:03:15,021 Like hell. 42 00:03:15,021 --> 00:03:18,062 ♪ The midnight graffiti ♪ 43 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:20,938 ♪ Appears on your door ♪ 44 00:03:23,312 --> 00:03:26,563 ♪ So we all can sleep safe ♪ 45 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:29,646 ♪ In our homes ♪ 46 00:03:32,563 --> 00:03:35,938 ♪ And the storms ♪ 47 00:03:35,938 --> 00:03:38,938 ♪ In the distance ♪ 48 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,980 ♪ Hold no rain ♪♪ 49 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,646 ♪♪ [ Stereo Off ] 50 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:05,604 [ Woman Talking, Indistinct ] 51 00:05:14,062 --> 00:05:16,563 [ Chattering ] 52 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:24,146 Hey! Hey, look at you, all coming out of class and everything. 53 00:05:24,146 --> 00:05:28,771 I do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of the class. Right. 54 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:31,813 So how's your, you know, after the whole basement deal? 55 00:05:31,813 --> 00:05:36,521 It's between a hitch and a kink, with a side of a twinge. It's okay. 56 00:05:36,521 --> 00:05:40,938 And Buffy's okay too? Enjoying the refreshing sanity and so forth? 57 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:45,521 Yeah. Refreshing san-- That's... funny. 58 00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:50,604 She's okay. A little... freaked. 59 00:05:50,604 --> 00:05:54,312 I'm glad she didn't hurt you. You too. 60 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:58,646 So, this is becoming kind of a regular thing, you and me after class. 61 00:05:58,646 --> 00:06:01,188 Uh, I didn't-- 62 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:03,896 Only this time, you stuck around. 63 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:07,771 Uh-- Um-- Various sounds of hesitation. 64 00:06:07,771 --> 00:06:11,688 She's just a friend. Friends are nice. 65 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:15,563 You rushed off before I could, you know, explain. 66 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:19,438 Well, officially, I have to say I have no idea what you're talking about. 67 00:06:19,438 --> 00:06:21,688 Unofficially? 68 00:06:24,312 --> 00:06:27,271 We should have some coffee sometime. 69 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:31,354 Maybe some day this week after class? 70 00:06:31,354 --> 00:06:35,688 I'm free tomorrow. You could-- You could bring your friend. 71 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:38,771 I wasn't gonna. I mean, if you have a friend-- 72 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:42,146 No. I'm-- Oh, I'm friendless. 73 00:06:42,146 --> 00:06:44,980 Yeah, yeah. No friends. I mean, I have friends. 74 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:47,729 Right. Many dear friends. I mean-- Yeah. 75 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:53,479 Coffee. With us, 76 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,688 who are... just friends. 77 00:06:56,688 --> 00:07:00,062 [ Chattering ] 78 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:03,604 [ Buffy ] Okay. How about this store? Ah. 79 00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:07,312 Three pairs of earrings, a coin purse and a toothbrush. 80 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:11,604 [ Buffy ] You stole a toothbrush? Mother-of-pearl handle. Fancy. 81 00:07:11,604 --> 00:07:14,021 Yeah, but you stole a toothbrush. 82 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:16,604 As far as rebellious teenagers go, you're kind of square. 83 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:20,104 Dental hygiene is important. 84 00:07:20,104 --> 00:07:23,229 Guess this is kind of a lame sister's day out, huh? 85 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:26,229 I make up for trying to kill you by taking you to places you can't go in. 86 00:07:26,229 --> 00:07:30,938 No. It's my bad. I'm the one that got caught taking stuff. 87 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:36,021 Hey. How 'bout the pet store? You didn't take anything from there, did you? 88 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:39,771 A pocketful of goldfish. It didn't work out. 89 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:41,855 No. 90 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:44,563 Okay. Good. So we can go, and we can look at all the puppies. 91 00:07:44,563 --> 00:07:47,438 [ Scoffs ] But it's so awful. 92 00:07:47,438 --> 00:07:51,438 There's puppy mills and keeping them in cages and people poking at 'em all day. 93 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:55,563 Yeah, but puppies-- cute. Come on. You used to love the pet store. 94 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:59,229 Yes, when I was in my fives and sixes. 95 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:04,396 Come on. We'll go look. 96 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:09,771 Besides, I don't think there's another store here where I can show my face. 97 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:15,062 It'll pass. You returned all the stuff that you still had, and we're paying for the rest. 98 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:18,062 I'm paying for the rest. We'll figure it out. 99 00:08:21,229 --> 00:08:23,396 [ Liquid Bubbling ] [ Jonathan ] Get back. 100 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:26,646 You don't wanna make me rush this. I'm not impressed, Padawan. 101 00:08:26,646 --> 00:08:30,146 When do we hit pay dirt? If something goes wrong, it's gonna surge. 102 00:08:30,146 --> 00:08:33,104 We'll be deader than an ex-girlfriend. 103 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:35,646 What did you say? Just let me work. 104 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:40,104 All right. All right. You do what you need to do. 105 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:43,187 You get us the goods, and then watch out. 106 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:47,813 It'll be like-- like the whole world just spread open and gave it up for you, man. 107 00:08:47,813 --> 00:08:52,187 And then we're done, right? We each take our share, and we call it a day. 108 00:08:52,187 --> 00:08:55,479 You're that ready to get rid of us, huh? 109 00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:58,855 Don't worry. We pull this off, you can go buy any tropical island you want. 110 00:08:58,855 --> 00:09:01,062 Ah, cheer up, Short Round. 111 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:04,104 You're about to get us everything we ever wanted. 112 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:18,855 He's almost done. 113 00:09:18,855 --> 00:09:22,438 I sorta feel kinda sorry for him. 114 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:27,271 That's a weakness. Um, okay. 115 00:09:27,271 --> 00:09:30,688 Hmm. Look at him. He's got that same look on his face, 116 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:34,771 the one that he had that time I highlighted in his Babylon Five novels. 117 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:38,438 Right before he told his mother on me. 118 00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:42,813 I don't think we can trust him. We don't have to, not for that much longer. 119 00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:46,938 Is it gonna be that soon? The milk... in the fridge. 120 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:50,563 How long till it expires? Uh, we got it on a Friday, 121 00:09:50,563 --> 00:09:53,187 and I remember noticing there wasn't a full two weeks on it, 122 00:09:53,187 --> 00:09:55,271 but we did get it in the fridge pretty quick. 123 00:09:55,271 --> 00:10:00,938 Unless I'm thinking about the two-percent milk. Forget it. 124 00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:06,980 The thing. It's gonna be soon. Oh, wow. 125 00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,271 Oh, my God. 126 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:23,271 - How are you? - Ducky. You? 127 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:27,771 An... please. 128 00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:30,688 Let me... explain. 129 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:34,813 I know there's nothing I can say or do to make up for what I did. 130 00:10:34,813 --> 00:10:37,896 I can't. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, 131 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:41,021 I'm like, "Oh, God. 132 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:44,021 Is this my life? Was that me?" 133 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:50,396 Me too. But you gotta believe me. Please. 134 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:55,187 I want to make up for it. I wanna take away the hurt. 135 00:10:56,646 --> 00:11:00,104 I love you so much. 136 00:11:00,104 --> 00:11:02,396 I-- 137 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:05,521 I may have practiced that a couple times in front of the mirror. 138 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:10,604 I just-- I don't understand what happened. 139 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,980 I do. I'm an idiot. 140 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:17,479 All I had to do was say something earlier. 141 00:11:17,479 --> 00:11:22,312 I could've spared you from that-- that nightmare. 142 00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:28,563 Said something about what? 143 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,521 No, no. 144 00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:34,980 I mean, you know, if I were, like, more self-aware, 145 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:38,021 because-- with the whole idiot thing. 146 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:42,771 If you had been more self-aware, you would've what? 147 00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:45,813 Been able to stop the wedding? No, no. It's not like that. 148 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:49,688 That's not what I-- Okay. See, I didn't practice this part. 149 00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:53,396 Do you still wanna get married? 150 00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:58,479 [ Stamps Foot ] Ohh. 151 00:11:58,479 --> 00:12:04,396 - An, it's a very complicated question. - No. Actually, it's really not. 152 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:08,021 It's kind of an either/or deal. Do you want to get married? 153 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:15,312 Someday, yes. Very much. When we're ready. 154 00:12:15,312 --> 00:12:17,813 I don't want you to take this as a bad thing. 155 00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:20,271 It's good. 156 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:24,062 I love you. I love you so much. 157 00:12:24,062 --> 00:12:29,229 - I'm just trying to be honest with you. - Yes. Honesty now. 158 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:32,813 Congratulations, Xander, on being honest now. 159 00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:35,396 I wonder what the medal will say. 160 00:12:35,396 --> 00:12:38,062 Clearly, I'm not handling this well. 161 00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:42,396 Well, duh! All I want is for us to be together. 162 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:46,646 I love you. I wish we could just go back to the way things were before. 163 00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:49,688 And I wish you were never born. 164 00:12:58,187 --> 00:13:02,729 I know this is all coming out wrong. 165 00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:08,229 I wish you felt the pain of a thousand searing pokers... 166 00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:11,438 boiling your heart in its own juices. 167 00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:15,062 I know, honey. I totally deserve that. 168 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,729 I-I wish you had tentacles where your beady eyes should be. 169 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:25,771 I-- I wish your intestines were tied in knots and ripped apart inside your lousy gut. 170 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,521 - They are. - Really? 171 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:33,771 - Right now? Does it hurt? - God, yes. 172 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:39,312 It hurts so bad it's killin' me. Anya, I love you. I wanna make this work. 173 00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:43,062 Those are metaphor intestines. You're not in any real pain. 174 00:13:43,062 --> 00:13:46,604 What's wrong with me? No, honey. It's not you. It's me. 175 00:13:46,604 --> 00:13:49,104 - Oh! - An! 176 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:53,521 A-An, wait! Please! 177 00:13:54,938 --> 00:13:57,062 An! 178 00:13:57,062 --> 00:14:01,729 So there was no child support in, like, 11 years. Not a single check. 179 00:14:01,729 --> 00:14:04,771 So now every time he touches a piece of paper that isn't a check for the child, 180 00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:06,729 paper cuts. 181 00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:10,062 Oh, you know how I hate to toot my own horn, but now his hands are covered... 182 00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:13,896 in all these tiny little bandages, like a quilt. 183 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,479 You know, made of bandages. 184 00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:18,479 Hmm? 185 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,771 Okay. Do they not teach listening skills in the human world? 186 00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:24,479 Sorry. I know. I'm just distracted. 187 00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:27,813 What, about this thing with Xander? Don't worry. You'll figure out a way to-- 188 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:31,229 No. That's just it. I've tried everything, tried every curse I knew. 189 00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:35,187 Nothing's worked. Wait. Did you try to curse him yourself? 190 00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:37,646 I am the wronged party here. Of course I-- 191 00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:41,396 You can't exact justice against someone on behalf of yourself, silly. 192 00:14:41,396 --> 00:14:44,396 - I mean, how long you been away? - I haven't been scorned... 193 00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:46,771 by a man in, like, a thousand years. 194 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:50,771 I never had to make a wish for myself. There has to be some way around that. 195 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:53,271 Well, you could try... 196 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:58,479 getting someone to make the wish for you, I suppose. 197 00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:08,604 Uh, did we open a chain? Are we the International House of Something? 198 00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:12,062 Nope. Got up early and felt like a breakfast kind of morning. Okay. 199 00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:15,563 What kind of syrup do you want on your pancakes? Syrups have kinds? 200 00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:19,521 Oh, also, you know, I was thinking after the mall yesterday. 201 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:24,479 Maybe we shouldn't go out tonight. Maybe we could stay in and-- ooh-- ow-- 202 00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:28,021 - um, you know, get a pizza or rent a movie? - Um-- 203 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:32,230 Also, I didn't know if you had plans this weekend, but I thought maybe we could-- 204 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:36,563 Hey, Buffy, I'm gonna be okay with the basement thing. Really. 205 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:40,855 You weren't you. This isn't guilt. 206 00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:43,938 I want us to spend time. Okay. Good. 207 00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:47,104 I love spending time-- But I'm cramping your teenage style. 208 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:49,896 No. Yes, I am. 209 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:52,479 I'm the embarrassing mom who tries too hard. When did this happen? 210 00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:55,771 No. You're not. It's not that. 211 00:15:55,771 --> 00:16:01,229 It's just-- What if instead of you hanging out with me, 212 00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:04,479 maybe I could hang out with you. 213 00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:07,896 Why don't I come patrolling with you tonight? Oh, and then... 214 00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:10,729 maybe we could invite over some strangers and ask them to feed you candy. 215 00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:14,021 Well, you guys went out patrolling every night when you were my age. 216 00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:18,438 True. But technically, you're one and a half. 217 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:21,938 See, I thought a little levity might-- but, okay-- also no. 218 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,187 I just-- I just think I could help. 219 00:16:24,187 --> 00:16:28,396 I'm sure you could, but it's a little more dangerous than I had in mind. 220 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:32,813 But-- Dawn, I work very hard to keep you away from that stuff. 221 00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:35,896 I don't want you around dangerous things that can kill you. 222 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:39,938 Which would be a perfectly reasonable argument if my sister was chosen... 223 00:16:39,938 --> 00:16:44,354 to protect the world from tax audits, but, see, my sister is you, 224 00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:48,271 and dangerous things that want to kill me seem to find me. 225 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:51,604 But you don't need to go looking for them. 226 00:16:51,604 --> 00:16:55,146 Now eat up. You're gonna be late for school. 227 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,396 Okay, wait. It was under her wig? 228 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:03,104 Well, it was this thing. It just came out from inside her head. 229 00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:07,396 That's disgusting. What did it look like? Let's put it this way. 230 00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:11,438 If I wasn't gay before-- God. And this was after the invisible ray? 231 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:14,438 Yeah. Okay. I'm gone for a couple of months. 232 00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:18,438 Ooh, did I tell you about the demon eggs? See, now I know... 233 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,646 you're just trying to make me jealous. 234 00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:23,646 What? No rollicking adventures in the dorm? 235 00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:27,230 It's not the same. It's not like living with a house full of family... 236 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,354 or sharing a room with someone you-- 237 00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:33,146 - Are friends with? - Hi. 238 00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:35,896 Oh, my God. You're back. 239 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,230 We've been so worried. Yeah. 240 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:41,813 Sorry. I-- I needed to, um, you know. 241 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:46,230 I mean, I couldn't stay here, not after everything that happened. 242 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:50,688 - No, no, no. We totally understand. - But you're back now, right? 243 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:55,938 It's complicated. You know, there's a lot to deal with. 244 00:17:55,938 --> 00:17:58,604 Well, if there's anything we can do, just let us-- 245 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,855 Actually, um, 246 00:18:00,855 --> 00:18:04,729 there's an eensy something I could use a little help with. 247 00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:10,771 You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Let's talk about Xander. 248 00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:14,396 - He feels awful. - You think it's anywhere close to what I feel? 249 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:18,187 No, but-- What if it were you, Dawn? 250 00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:21,729 What if all you dreamed about was that magical day, 251 00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:25,896 the day when the one person you love with all your soul would promise to cherish... 252 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,271 and protect your heart for the rest of his life, but instead, 253 00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,646 he shatters it into a million jagged pieces. 254 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,563 Well, it's not really so much about hating the men. 255 00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:38,729 We're more centered around the girl-on-girl action. 256 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:42,062 And men really like to watch that kind of stuff, don't they? 257 00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:44,187 Men like Xander. 258 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:47,604 I don't think he could feel any worse. 259 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,563 Let's test that theory. Anya, Xander's my friend. 260 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:55,438 -I know what he did was wrong, and if it happened to me, I'd-- -Wish his penis would explode? 261 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,229 I never use that word anymore. "Coagulate"? 262 00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,354 W-I-S-H. 263 00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:03,688 Oh. "Wish." As in, "I wish Xander--" Right. That word. 264 00:19:03,688 --> 00:19:07,813 There is vengeance demons out there that are still active, remember? 265 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:12,396 Any "I wish" can totally end in horrible grossness. Give me a for instance. 266 00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:16,563 - I don't really think I should. - Did I mention the whole "left at the altar" thing? 267 00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:20,104 Didn't leave that out, did I? No. No. 268 00:19:20,104 --> 00:19:24,855 Look. I know what he did was wrong. God, if it happened to me, I-- 269 00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:29,855 It must have been torture. Okay. Let's talk about torture. 270 00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:33,604 So, tell me more about wishing Xander's brains and guts would go blooey. 271 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:36,479 I didn't say that. Yes, you did. I heard you. 272 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,896 I swear I didn't say that. Didn't say what? 273 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:43,938 Um, I just saw you were back and wanted to talk to you about working off my debt. 274 00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:47,604 You know, my whole sticky fingers, grabby hands thing. 275 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,688 Oh, right. The mad thieving. Good. Yes. There's much to do. 276 00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:54,688 Gonna put you to work, missy. 277 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:57,062 So back to Xander's brains and guts. 278 00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:02,354 Squish, squish, squish. Guys have been running roughshod over you for years, 279 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,354 torturing that perky little ticker. 280 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:08,521 -Aren't you sick of it? Don't you wish guys like that-- -Whoa. Guys? 281 00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:11,229 There've only been four-- uh, three-- three-- three guys. 282 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,187 I mean, that's barely plural. 283 00:20:13,187 --> 00:20:17,521 Didn't each of them rip your heart out? Don't men like that-- 284 00:20:17,521 --> 00:20:21,062 as to pick an example-- Xander-- deserve to be punished? 285 00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:25,563 Well, Xander is a guy, so it's kind of not the surprise... 286 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:28,021 that he likes to watch girls. 287 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:30,896 - Why are we talking about this? - We're comforting me. 288 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:36,104 Well, I guess it's natural for guys to be interested in-- 289 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:42,062 God, what kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men! 290 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:44,563 Anya, I know you're hurting, but-- What? 291 00:20:44,563 --> 00:20:48,646 Xander doesn't deserve to suffer for what he did, 'cause he's your friend and I'm not, right? 292 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:52,146 No. That's not what I'm saying at all. 293 00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:56,438 - What he did was wrong. He knows that. - It's just, it hurts. 294 00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:59,438 He hurt me so much. 295 00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:03,604 - He really did. Look. I wish that-- - Anya? 296 00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:11,229 Well, congratulations. They all still love you, even after what you did to me. 297 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,104 - Anya, wait. - [ Buffy ] Okay, okay. Not crazy about that idea. 298 00:21:14,104 --> 00:21:16,729 What? I have to go after her. Or, in the land of the sane, 299 00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:19,104 you could give her some space, let her cool down. 300 00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:21,271 That's not proactive guy. 301 00:21:21,271 --> 00:21:25,229 That's "sit around and watch the rest of your life turn to crap" guy. 302 00:21:25,229 --> 00:21:29,604 True, but at least crap guy gets to keep all of his appendages. 303 00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:33,187 And I'm supposed to what? Walk away? 304 00:21:33,187 --> 00:21:38,062 Shouldn't be too hard. It's what I'm good at, right? 305 00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:40,688 Okay. See? That's exactly why a heart-to-heart 306 00:21:40,688 --> 00:21:43,354 is probably not your best course of action now. 307 00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:48,187 You're both angry and upset and-- What the hell is that creepy thing doing in my yard? 308 00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:50,563 Did Willow put that there when I was dead, 'cause if I'd have known, 309 00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:53,146 I would've crawled out of the grave sooner. 310 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,855 Buffy. Oh, my God. 311 00:21:55,855 --> 00:21:58,688 Looks like someone's been keeping an eye on all your ins and outs. 312 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:02,438 What the who? Well, now. Let's see. 313 00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:07,354 Who's obsessed with Buffy? Who likes to hang out in her yard and keep an eye on her? 314 00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:10,230 Who's in love with you and not getting any? 315 00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:14,604 What's this? It's a camera. 316 00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:17,396 Yeah. I got that part. Why am I holding it? 317 00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:21,980 Someone was using it to spy on me. On my house. 318 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:26,146 Xander thinks it's you. Oh, the great Xander thinks so? 319 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:29,479 Shudder. Gasp. It must be true. 320 00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:32,980 Spike. That ponce has always had it for me. 321 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,938 Every chance he gets, he sticks it to-- 322 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:41,563 You believe him, don't you? You think I was spying on you? 323 00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:46,896 You think I could do that? Because you don't lie or cheat or steal or manipulate. 324 00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:50,312 I don't hurt you. 325 00:22:54,729 --> 00:22:58,729 I know. No, you don't. 326 00:22:58,729 --> 00:23:03,479 I've tried to make it clear to you, but you won't see it. 327 00:23:03,479 --> 00:23:07,146 Something happened to me, 328 00:23:07,146 --> 00:23:10,146 the way I feel about you. 329 00:23:10,146 --> 00:23:14,813 It's different. And no matter how hard you try to convince yourself it isn't, 330 00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:17,312 it's real. 331 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,104 I think it is. 332 00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:23,729 For you. 333 00:23:29,646 --> 00:23:33,062 I know that's not what you wanna hear. 334 00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:37,354 I'm sorry. I really am, 335 00:23:37,354 --> 00:23:40,021 but, Spike, you have to move on. 336 00:23:40,021 --> 00:23:43,104 - Okay? You have to get over-- - Get out. 337 00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:58,771 No. They're all, "Oh, poor Xander. 338 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,688 It took so much out of him, all that running away he did." 339 00:24:01,688 --> 00:24:04,021 I just don't understand what's wrong with these people. 340 00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:07,229 Did you really think they were the ones who would help you? 341 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:11,021 Well, but-- Do you want retribution, Anyanka? 342 00:24:12,521 --> 00:24:17,230 I want Xander good and cursed. Then you know what you have to do. 343 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:20,855 Get a wish from someone who doesn't freaking love him. Exactly. 344 00:24:20,855 --> 00:24:23,729 But my social circle is a little limited here. 345 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:27,604 What am I supposed to do, just stumble upon someone who doesn't give a fig's ass... 346 00:24:27,604 --> 00:24:31,104 - if Xander gets hurt? - [ Door Opening ] 347 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:35,229 Hey. I need a thing. 348 00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:48,563 - So, what's your pleasure? - Fresh out of pleasure. That's why I'm here. 349 00:24:48,563 --> 00:24:51,271 I need something. Numbing spell maybe. 350 00:24:51,271 --> 00:24:53,396 Uh-huh. Hang on. 351 00:24:57,646 --> 00:25:01,021 Oh, my God. Spike hates Xander. 352 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:05,563 Maybe I could get him to wish-- Damn it. If only he were a woman. 353 00:25:05,563 --> 00:25:08,604 Got it. If I can somehow... 354 00:25:08,604 --> 00:25:12,104 get someone to wish that Spike were a woman, then I could go to him. 355 00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:15,312 Well, he'd be a her by then, but then I could go to her and-- 356 00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:19,104 Anyanka, there's an easier way. I know you have this whole female power, 357 00:25:19,104 --> 00:25:21,312 take back the night thing, and I think that's cute. 358 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:25,146 But I've been telling you for decades, men need a little vengeance now and then too. 359 00:25:26,771 --> 00:25:30,646 Oh. Maybe this is a good chance to try that out. 360 00:25:32,104 --> 00:25:35,896 Good luck with that. Ta-ta. 361 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:42,771 Sorry to bust up the little girls' night out. 362 00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:45,980 That's okay. I'm ready to do some business. 363 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:49,187 All right then. You got something that'll dull the ache a bit? 364 00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:53,062 Actually, yes. Um, 365 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:58,021 Giles left a couple of supplies here that I think just might help. 366 00:25:58,021 --> 00:26:01,771 Eases the hurt. Makes the sun shine a little brighter. 367 00:26:01,771 --> 00:26:05,104 Even makes boring people seem more interesting. 368 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:09,354 Ah. Here. 369 00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:16,479 [ High Frequency Tone ] 370 00:26:16,479 --> 00:26:19,563 [ Sighs ] How's it coming? Can you see who's getting the camera signal? 371 00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:23,604 Should have something once I get tapped into the fiber-optic network. 372 00:26:23,604 --> 00:26:29,479 We're gonna use the feedback relay to get their signal routed into our system. 373 00:26:29,479 --> 00:26:33,146 Okay, if it's not Spike, and I'm not saying I believe him-- 374 00:26:33,146 --> 00:26:36,771 But if it's not Spike, I think we already know who's behind this. 375 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,896 Makes sense. 376 00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:42,813 I want... to find... these guys. 377 00:26:59,771 --> 00:27:02,021 Uncover. 378 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:07,187 There. That's it. That's where we have to go. 379 00:27:07,187 --> 00:27:10,354 Well, now that we've found out where we're supposed to go-- 380 00:27:10,354 --> 00:27:12,187 - [ Yelling ] - [ Yelling ] 381 00:27:15,271 --> 00:27:20,938 [ Exhales ] So then this girl says, "Real for you." 382 00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:24,062 Right. But getting back to Xander-- 383 00:27:24,062 --> 00:27:27,229 Xander. Let's not waste any more breath on that wanker. 384 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:31,396 But he made a fool of me, and nobody seems to care enough to do anything. 385 00:27:31,396 --> 00:27:35,104 I care. What he done to you? 386 00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:40,396 [ Scoffs ] I've never stooped that low, and I'm an evil, soulless thing, 387 00:27:40,396 --> 00:27:42,604 according to some people. 388 00:27:42,604 --> 00:27:47,271 Shouldn't he pay? Don't you wish he had to pay in some horrible way? 389 00:27:47,271 --> 00:27:50,062 Absolutely. 390 00:27:50,062 --> 00:27:55,021 Take him on myself, if it wasn't for my little handicap. 391 00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:58,688 Right. So, hypothetically, 392 00:27:58,688 --> 00:28:01,229 what do you wish you could do to him? 393 00:28:01,229 --> 00:28:05,896 You name it, pet. You're the wronged party. 394 00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:09,062 Something... gruesome, I'll bet. 395 00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:18,771 - [ Panting ] - That's my blanket! 396 00:28:18,771 --> 00:28:21,271 It makes sense. It was your fire. 397 00:28:21,271 --> 00:28:25,104 Hey, hey. I think I've got something. [ Computer Beeps ] 398 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:28,230 The thing about it is none of this was my idea. 399 00:28:28,230 --> 00:28:32,479 I didn't ask to be human. Right. And I didn't ask for this bloody chip in my head. 400 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:37,855 To tell you the truth, all I wanted was to use him and lose him. 401 00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:43,187 - I hadn't had a good tumble in a thousand years. - Me too. The using part. 402 00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:45,646 I just wanted to know what I was missing, move on. 403 00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:48,521 Yeah. Then he was... 404 00:28:48,521 --> 00:28:52,396 all bumpy... in the right places... 405 00:28:52,396 --> 00:28:55,021 and nice to me. 406 00:28:55,021 --> 00:29:00,271 She was so raw. I never felt anything like it. 407 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:04,604 Next thing you know, I'm changing to please him. 408 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:08,229 - I care if he cares! - Right. 409 00:29:08,229 --> 00:29:13,479 And I'm off my guard. Happy. Singing in the shower, doing my sexy dance. 410 00:29:13,479 --> 00:29:16,312 Exactly. 411 00:29:16,312 --> 00:29:19,312 I have no dance. Oh. 412 00:29:21,438 --> 00:29:25,688 - Talk to me, Wil. - Technology's pretty sophisticated. 413 00:29:25,688 --> 00:29:28,438 Lots of booby traps and firewall stuff. 414 00:29:28,438 --> 00:29:32,479 - But can you get us a location? - Well, hey, I'm still me. 415 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,271 Just one-- Whoa. 416 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:38,229 - What? - There are other cameras. 417 00:29:38,229 --> 00:29:43,396 Screw 'em. To the rafters. 418 00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:45,396 [ Swallowing Hard ] 419 00:29:45,396 --> 00:29:48,438 I did everything for that man. Was it ever enough? 420 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:52,479 Never. I was always going above and beyond. 421 00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:56,396 I saved the Scoobies how many times, and I can't stand the lot of you. 422 00:29:56,396 --> 00:30:01,938 Me either. I hate us. Everybody's so nice. Nobody says what's on their mind. 423 00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:06,271 You do. That's why you're the only one of 'em I wouldn't bite if I had the chance. 424 00:30:08,271 --> 00:30:10,729 Oh. Really? 425 00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:15,813 Absolutely. I have nothing but respect for a woman who's forthright. 426 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:19,980 Drusilla was always straightforward. Didn't have a single buggering clue... 427 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:23,646 about what was going on in front of her, but she was straight about it. 428 00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:26,312 That was a virtue. Oh. 429 00:30:26,312 --> 00:30:30,354 Xander didn't think so. He thought I was rude. 430 00:30:30,354 --> 00:30:34,980 That's because he's one of them. Uptight. Repressed. 431 00:30:36,104 --> 00:30:39,521 You think? Please. 432 00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:43,438 It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, love. 433 00:30:43,438 --> 00:30:46,563 We should've been dead hundreds of years ago. 434 00:30:46,563 --> 00:30:50,271 And we're the only ones who are really alive. 435 00:30:50,271 --> 00:30:52,688 Hmm. 436 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:58,104 Oh, my God. The Doublemeat Palace? 437 00:30:58,104 --> 00:31:02,771 The Bronze? My classes on campus? 438 00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:05,646 - Xander's site? - What? 439 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:11,062 [ Xander ] They've been spying on all these places? I can tell there are more feeds. 440 00:31:11,062 --> 00:31:14,021 I'm just having a harder time pinpointing them. 441 00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:16,229 Here. Let me-- 442 00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:22,104 Here. 443 00:31:22,104 --> 00:31:24,688 Ladies last. 444 00:31:25,688 --> 00:31:27,980 Thank you. 445 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:31,021 Take it quick, or my chivalry'll run out. 446 00:31:31,021 --> 00:31:36,187 No, thank you. 447 00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:45,646 It's just the first time since-- 448 00:31:47,312 --> 00:31:51,604 It just feels good to be with someone who understands. 449 00:31:51,604 --> 00:31:54,229 Intimately. 450 00:31:54,229 --> 00:31:58,563 This whole time, I've been coming on all... 451 00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:03,229 hell-bent and mad, wanting his head, you know? 452 00:32:03,229 --> 00:32:05,312 Yeah. 453 00:32:05,312 --> 00:32:10,354 When really I... can't sleep at night... 454 00:32:10,354 --> 00:32:16,187 thinking that it has to be my fault somehow. 455 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:22,646 Shh. What if he's just pretending? 456 00:32:24,438 --> 00:32:29,396 What if he never wanted me the way I wanted him? 457 00:32:32,688 --> 00:32:35,688 Oh, I'm sorry. No, no. 458 00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,855 Hey. 459 00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:44,563 He would have to be more than just the git he is, Anya. 460 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,646 He'd have to be deaf, dumb and blind not to want a woman like you. 461 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,813 Then why? 462 00:32:56,271 --> 00:33:00,062 The two of them? They're weak is all. 463 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:06,396 [ Sniffs ] I'll tell you what, though. 464 00:33:06,396 --> 00:33:10,354 They'll miss the water now that the well's gone dry. 465 00:33:13,938 --> 00:33:17,271 Too hot to handle. Mm. 466 00:33:18,438 --> 00:33:20,855 Too hot. 467 00:33:26,187 --> 00:33:30,563 Um, just-- just one question. 468 00:33:30,563 --> 00:33:32,896 Hmm? 469 00:33:32,896 --> 00:33:36,438 Can I see your sexy dance? 470 00:33:38,271 --> 00:33:40,896 I'll show you mine. 471 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,396 [ Gasping ] 472 00:33:46,396 --> 00:33:51,479 Wait. Wait. What are we doing? 473 00:33:51,479 --> 00:33:54,771 Moving on. 474 00:34:01,062 --> 00:34:05,396 Here. I think there are a couple more transmitters on the network. 475 00:34:05,396 --> 00:34:10,813 I just-- Oh, I've almost got a picture on 'em. 476 00:34:12,604 --> 00:34:15,312 Wait. You know I'm only doing this because I'm lonely and drunk, 477 00:34:15,312 --> 00:34:17,938 and you smell really good. 478 00:34:17,938 --> 00:34:21,312 See? Forthright. 479 00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:24,896 [ Alarm Sounding ] 480 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,771 -Ah. -[ Andrew ] They've tapped into our feed. Something's wrong. 481 00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:30,438 [ Both Moaning ] 482 00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:38,229 [ Bottles Crashing ] 483 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:48,855 I think I've got the Magic Box. Whoa. 484 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:51,229 [ Warren ] Shut it down. Shut it all down. 485 00:34:51,229 --> 00:34:53,646 I'm sorry. I can't find the-- Here, dork face. 486 00:34:53,646 --> 00:34:56,729 - I'll get it myself. - Guys, we have to-- Oh, holy crap. 487 00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:00,771 Oh, my God. What is that? Porn? 488 00:35:00,771 --> 00:35:03,187 [ Jonathan ] Oh, my God. 489 00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:05,271 Is that the cam in the Magic Box? 490 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,729 Oh, my God. 491 00:35:09,021 --> 00:35:11,146 What are they-- Oh. 492 00:35:11,146 --> 00:35:12,813 Is that-- Spike. 493 00:35:12,813 --> 00:35:16,230 He is so cool, 494 00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:19,230 and, I mean, the girl's hot too. 495 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:21,604 Dude. 496 00:35:29,688 --> 00:35:32,855 [ Willow ] Wait, Xander. No. 497 00:35:34,563 --> 00:35:36,855 Oh, God. 498 00:35:38,104 --> 00:35:40,688 [ Door Opening ] 499 00:35:42,438 --> 00:35:45,396 Hey, guys. What's up? 500 00:35:45,396 --> 00:35:48,229 [ Gasps ] [ Willow ] Ho, ho, ho. 501 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:51,729 I-- What is she-- 502 00:35:59,938 --> 00:36:02,312 Buffy? 503 00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:06,230 That's enough. 504 00:36:09,104 --> 00:36:11,855 Here. Let me just-- 505 00:36:11,855 --> 00:36:15,146 You know, we aren't really sure what we're seeing here. 506 00:36:15,146 --> 00:36:17,479 There could be something-- 507 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:21,229 [ Computer Beeps ] There. Got it. 508 00:36:21,229 --> 00:36:24,271 [ Door Closes ] Xander? 509 00:36:50,312 --> 00:36:53,855 So, this is it? 510 00:36:53,855 --> 00:36:58,021 This is the stuff you've been protecting me from? 511 00:36:58,021 --> 00:37:01,146 You and Spike? 512 00:37:01,146 --> 00:37:05,354 And a lot of monsters. Uh-huh. 513 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:08,771 But it's over. Spike. 514 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:11,896 I wish you had told me. 515 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,813 I kinda didn't wanna admit it to myself. 516 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:18,521 I get that. 517 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:26,229 I know it must hurt to feel like you have to hide, 518 00:37:26,229 --> 00:37:29,271 to keep secrets from everybody. 519 00:37:29,271 --> 00:37:35,230 - [ Door Opens ] - Buffy, Xander's gone. He took your ax. 520 00:38:25,229 --> 00:38:28,729 Get up! Get up! 521 00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:32,354 You just gonna sit there, do nothin'? 522 00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:34,688 That the kind of man you are? 523 00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,729 I'm not gonna fight you. The chip-- [ Grunts ] 524 00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:40,396 Too bad. Xander, no. 525 00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:43,146 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 526 00:38:47,312 --> 00:38:50,813 Xander, I-- Don't even try to deny it, 527 00:38:50,813 --> 00:38:54,938 'cause we saw it all-- the whole beautiful show. 528 00:38:54,938 --> 00:38:58,229 How? 529 00:38:59,563 --> 00:39:02,479 It was just-- It-- It was just a thing. 530 00:39:02,479 --> 00:39:06,896 I f-- I felt bad, and he was just there. 531 00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:11,896 - Didn't take long, did it? - [ Xander ] Oh, ho. Oh, okay. 532 00:39:11,896 --> 00:39:15,563 You had to do it because he was there, like Mount Everest. 533 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:21,604 Like I used to be. And then you weren't. 534 00:39:21,604 --> 00:39:25,771 You left me, Xander, at the altar. I don't owe you anything! 535 00:39:25,771 --> 00:39:29,771 So you go out and bang the first body you can find, dead or alive? 536 00:39:29,771 --> 00:39:32,729 Where do you get off judging me? 537 00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:36,813 When this is your solution to our problems. 538 00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:40,146 I hurt you, and you get me back. Very mature. 539 00:39:40,146 --> 00:39:43,938 No. The mature solution is for you to spend your whole life... 540 00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:47,062 telling stupid, pointless jokes so that no one will notice... 541 00:39:47,062 --> 00:39:50,521 that you are just a scared, insecure little boy. 542 00:39:53,438 --> 00:39:56,438 I'm not joking now. 543 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:59,187 You let that evil, soulless thing touch you. 544 00:39:59,187 --> 00:40:04,312 You wanted me to feel something? Congratulations. It worked. 545 00:40:06,521 --> 00:40:11,021 I look at you, and I feel sick, 546 00:40:12,438 --> 00:40:16,146 'cause you had sex with that. 547 00:40:19,229 --> 00:40:22,938 - It was good enough for Buffy. - Shut up and leave her out of-- 548 00:40:25,521 --> 00:40:27,896 Buffy? 549 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:31,229 Xander-- 550 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:35,187 I don't wanna know this. I don't wanna know any of this. 551 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,771 [ Spike ] Bloody Xander. Buggered up everything. 552 00:40:56,771 --> 00:41:00,563 - You know, I wish-- - Don't. 553 00:41:02,563 --> 00:41:06,855 ♪ Who would sell their soul for love ♪ 554 00:41:09,479 --> 00:41:13,771 ♪ Or waste one tear on compromise ♪ 555 00:41:16,271 --> 00:41:19,688 ♪ Should be easy enough ♪ 556 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:27,187 ♪ To know a heartache in disguise ♪ 557 00:41:32,438 --> 00:41:36,980 [ Tara ] Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard. 558 00:41:38,438 --> 00:41:40,312 Tara? 559 00:41:40,312 --> 00:41:45,312 You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were. 560 00:41:46,855 --> 00:41:50,229 - Are you okay? - I'm sorry. It's just-- 561 00:41:52,938 --> 00:41:56,187 [ Sighs ] You know, it takes time. 562 00:41:57,521 --> 00:42:00,646 You can't just have coffee and expect-- 563 00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:04,813 - I know. - There's just so much to work through. 564 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:09,396 Trust has to be built again on both sides. 565 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:13,771 You have to learn if-- if we're even the same people we were-- 566 00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:17,062 if you can fit in each other's lives. 567 00:42:17,062 --> 00:42:20,771 It's a long, important process, 568 00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:25,354 and can we just skip it? 569 00:42:25,354 --> 00:42:28,354 Can you just be kissing me now? 570 00:42:29,771 --> 00:42:34,062 ♪ There was not faith in love ♪ 571 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:40,688 ♪ Still my heart held on ♪ 572 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:47,146 ♪ When we finally got love ♪♪ 573 00:43:17,771 --> 00:43:19,855 Grr! Arrgh!