1 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:03,438 Previously. [ Spike ] Last night changed things. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:06,146 The only thing that's different is that I'm disgusted with myself. 3 00:00:06,146 --> 00:00:07,479 Is this the way to the movies? 4 00:00:07,479 --> 00:00:10,479 - What is this place? - I'll just be a minute. 5 00:00:10,479 --> 00:00:13,146 Willow's into something. Her and Dawn have been missing for hours. 6 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,771 Do you know how long I've been out here? Let's get out of here. 7 00:00:17,813 --> 00:00:19,771 Dawny, I'm sorry. I'm-- 8 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:22,438 - You could have killed her. - I need help. 9 00:00:22,438 --> 00:00:25,438 No more spells. I'm finished. 10 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,855 - Got it. - It's beautiful. 11 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:31,855 Congratulations. Phase one of the plan is now complete. 12 00:00:43,396 --> 00:00:47,271 Candles? We can't have candles? 13 00:00:47,271 --> 00:00:50,229 Dawn, it's a magic clearance. Everything must go. 14 00:00:50,229 --> 00:00:52,729 B-But they're just candles. 15 00:00:54,729 --> 00:00:57,646 Well, yeah, to you and me, they're just candles, 16 00:00:57,646 --> 00:01:00,354 but to witches, they're like bongs. 17 00:01:01,813 --> 00:01:04,187 [ Sighs ] 18 00:01:04,187 --> 00:01:06,229 [ Buffy ] So, no candles, no charms. 19 00:01:06,229 --> 00:01:08,438 No-- Bird. 20 00:01:08,438 --> 00:01:11,563 No bird? The peacock on the table. 21 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:13,604 It has two crystals in it. 22 00:01:16,688 --> 00:01:20,354 Tara, she-- She left them. 23 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:23,563 I'll make sure she gets 'em. 24 00:01:29,521 --> 00:01:33,354 Dawn, do me a favor. Can you grab the fertility god statue on the desk over there? 25 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,396 Kokopelli? No. I love him. 26 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,771 And he was Mom's. 27 00:01:39,771 --> 00:01:43,187 Why do we have to get rid of so many things I like? 28 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,813 Dawn, I explained this to you. 29 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:47,813 Willow has a problem. 30 00:01:47,813 --> 00:01:51,855 The next few weeks are gonna be crazy hard on her as it is. 31 00:01:51,855 --> 00:01:55,813 Any reminder of what it is that she's trying to stay away from, 32 00:01:55,813 --> 00:01:58,479 you know, could cause her to give in to temptation. 33 00:02:08,271 --> 00:02:10,604 And that would be bad. 34 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:29,604 Okay, that's it. It's finally done. 35 00:02:29,604 --> 00:02:31,604 I mean, it still needs a trial run, but it's-- 36 00:02:31,604 --> 00:02:33,688 - Kinda clunky looking. - What? 37 00:02:33,688 --> 00:02:37,479 I pictured something cooler-- more ILM, less Ed Wood. 38 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:40,646 Do you wanna see cool? I'll show you cool. Look. 39 00:02:57,062 --> 00:02:58,980 Mama. 40 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:03,229 Did it? 41 00:03:03,229 --> 00:03:05,312 Is it-- Yeah. 42 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:11,813 [ Gasps ] 43 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:19,354 [ Chair Squeaks ] [ Laughing ] 44 00:03:19,354 --> 00:03:21,396 Oh, I'd call that a successful test. 45 00:03:21,396 --> 00:03:23,521 Oh, that's just half the test. 46 00:03:24,855 --> 00:03:26,729 Hey. Hey! 47 00:03:32,187 --> 00:03:34,688 - You penis! - Oh, cheer up, Frodo. 48 00:03:34,688 --> 00:03:36,646 Because thanks to my brains and our mystical gem, 49 00:03:36,646 --> 00:03:39,104 we got ourselves an invisibility ray. 50 00:03:39,104 --> 00:03:42,479 And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable. 51 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:41,229 Dawn, come on. You gotta eat breakfast. 52 00:04:41,229 --> 00:04:43,896 Xander's gonna be here any second. 53 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,938 She's gonna be late for school again. 54 00:04:51,146 --> 00:04:53,396 How you doing? I'm okay. 55 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:58,938 Not "ready to head back to classes, face the world" okay, 56 00:04:58,938 --> 00:05:01,729 but the shakiness is only semi now. 57 00:05:01,729 --> 00:05:04,229 I thought I'd spend the day fishing the Net... 58 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:06,771 for more poop on the stolen diamond. 59 00:05:06,771 --> 00:05:08,896 [ Footsteps ] I called you before. 60 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:11,104 Didn't hear you. 61 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:15,021 Hey, Dawnie, I'm making you a nice omelet. 62 00:05:15,021 --> 00:05:16,855 Not hungry. 63 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:20,104 Dawn, you need to eat something. 64 00:05:20,104 --> 00:05:22,729 - Thanks for your concern. - [ Glass Slams ] 65 00:05:25,729 --> 00:05:27,855 Okay, I deserve the wrath of Dawn, 66 00:05:27,855 --> 00:05:31,646 but why is she taking it out on you? 67 00:05:31,646 --> 00:05:33,729 Because I let it happen. 68 00:05:33,729 --> 00:05:36,980 - Buffy, I was the one who-- - Who was drowning. 69 00:05:38,062 --> 00:05:40,271 My best friend. 70 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:43,688 I was too wrapped up in my own dumb life to even notice. 71 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:46,813 Too-- [ Door Bursts Open ] 72 00:05:50,646 --> 00:05:54,354 [ Sniffles ] Morning. 73 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,229 What are you doing, and here? 74 00:05:58,229 --> 00:06:00,312 Just, uh, took a stroll. 75 00:06:00,312 --> 00:06:02,688 Found myself in your neck of the woods. 76 00:06:02,688 --> 00:06:06,855 Couldn't find a less flammable time of day to take a stroll? 77 00:06:06,855 --> 00:06:09,438 Yeah, well, the fact is my lighter's gone missing. 78 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:11,855 Thought it might've dropped out of my pocket last time I was here. 79 00:06:11,855 --> 00:06:13,938 Haven't seen it. 80 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:18,312 I'm gonna head back to my room. Just... get dressed. 81 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,521 Oh, I-- 82 00:06:25,938 --> 00:06:27,813 - Lame. - What? 83 00:06:27,813 --> 00:06:31,062 You. Making up excuses. 84 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:33,229 Don't flatter yourself, love. Bloody fond of that lighter. 85 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:38,187 Stop trying to see me and stop calling me that. 86 00:06:41,354 --> 00:06:44,813 So, um, what should I call you then? 87 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:47,980 Pet? 88 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,980 Sweetheart? 89 00:06:51,187 --> 00:06:53,729 My, uh, little Goldilocks? 90 00:06:56,771 --> 00:06:59,896 You know, I love this hair, the way it bounces around when-- 91 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:03,604 Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped. 92 00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:05,646 What the hell is that supposed to-- 93 00:07:06,479 --> 00:07:08,563 [ Quiet Moan ] 94 00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:11,813 [ Whispering ] No. Stop that. 95 00:07:11,813 --> 00:07:14,688 Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike! 96 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:17,354 You still trying to mack on Buffy? 97 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,521 Wake up already. Never gonna happen. 98 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:22,187 Only a complete loser would ever hook up with you. 99 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:24,146 Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony... 100 00:07:24,146 --> 00:07:26,604 or a nut sack like Drusilla. Hey! 101 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:28,646 You really need to get Dawn off to school. 102 00:07:28,646 --> 00:07:30,729 Let's go-- go fetch her, okay? 103 00:07:30,729 --> 00:07:33,229 You can let yourself out, right, Spike? 104 00:07:33,229 --> 00:07:35,855 - Dawn, you better get going. Xander's here. - I'm here. 105 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,230 Okay, you have everything you need? Yep. 106 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:40,187 And after school, you-- Yeah. Let's go, Xander. 107 00:07:40,187 --> 00:07:42,062 You will come straight home. 108 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,646 Sure. Maybe we can find some time... 109 00:07:44,646 --> 00:07:47,354 for you to get me into another car accident. 110 00:07:47,354 --> 00:07:49,771 Oh, good morning. You must be Dawn. 111 00:07:49,771 --> 00:07:51,938 Huh? [ Buffy ] May I help you? 112 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:55,855 I'm Doris Kroeger from Social Services. We had an appointment. 113 00:07:55,855 --> 00:07:59,229 - Oh, for Wednesday. - This is Wednesday. 114 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:04,896 Right. Well, Dawn, you better-- 115 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:08,646 [ Sighs ] And, Xander, you'll drive safely. 116 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:10,729 Yes, ma'am. 117 00:08:10,729 --> 00:08:13,729 A little bit on the tardy side, isn't she? 118 00:08:13,729 --> 00:08:16,229 Yeah, well, it's been one of those mornings, you know. 119 00:08:17,479 --> 00:08:19,646 Great. Come on in. 120 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:23,771 Sorry about the mess. We're doing a little house clean. 121 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,646 So, we gonna chat this out or what? 122 00:08:28,604 --> 00:08:31,438 Uh, now's really not a good time. 123 00:08:31,438 --> 00:08:34,146 Um, I have company. 124 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:36,604 No worries. I'll wait. 125 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:39,438 Um, Miss Summers, if you and your boyfriend... 126 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:41,729 would like to-- He is not-- 127 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,813 [ Clears Throat ] Not my-- my boyfriend. 128 00:08:43,813 --> 00:08:46,688 He's, um, just, uh-- 129 00:08:46,688 --> 00:08:52,312 Spike, this nice woman is, uh, from Social Services. 130 00:08:52,312 --> 00:08:54,021 Oh, right. 131 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:58,688 Uh, hey, Buffy's a great mum. 132 00:08:58,688 --> 00:09:01,104 She takes good care of her little sis. 133 00:09:01,104 --> 00:09:05,271 Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, 134 00:09:05,271 --> 00:09:07,312 Buffy put a right stop to it. 135 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:09,604 I'm sorry. Did you say-- [ Buffy ] Crib. Crib. 136 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:12,271 [ Laughing ] He said crib. 137 00:09:12,271 --> 00:09:15,771 You know kids today and their buggin' street slang. 138 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:19,438 Uh, Spike, didn't you have to go now, you know? Because of that thing. 139 00:09:19,438 --> 00:09:21,271 Uh, thing. Uh, my blanket. 140 00:09:33,146 --> 00:09:36,229 He sleeps here? 141 00:09:36,229 --> 00:09:38,438 What? No. No. 142 00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:40,896 Oh, th-th-the blanket. 143 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:45,021 That's, um-- It's a security thing, yeah. 144 00:09:45,021 --> 00:09:46,938 He has issues. 145 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:49,187 No. Just me and Dawn living here. 146 00:09:49,187 --> 00:09:53,396 [ Willow ] Buffy, I'm not feeling hot, so I'm gonna take a quick nap, okay? 147 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:56,021 O-Okay, Wil! 148 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,938 That's Willow. She, uh-- 149 00:09:59,938 --> 00:10:02,563 She kind of lives here, too, actually. 150 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:04,729 Oh, so you live with another woman? 151 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:08,855 Oh. Oh, it's not a gay thing, you know. 152 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:12,396 I mean, well, she's gay, but we don't gay-- 153 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:14,771 Not that there's anything-- oh-- wrong with-- 154 00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:16,980 You know, I know what that looks like, 155 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:19,271 but I-I-- I swear it's not what it looks like. 156 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:21,438 It's magic weed. 157 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:23,438 It's not mine. 158 00:10:24,729 --> 00:10:27,229 I think I've seen enough. No. 159 00:10:27,229 --> 00:10:29,563 Actually, I really don't think that you have. 160 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:34,396 It's just-- It's been kind of-- kind of a bad time. 161 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:37,146 It's been a bad time now for a while, hasn't it, Miss Summers? 162 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:40,312 Your sister's grades have fallen sharply in the last year... 163 00:10:40,312 --> 00:10:44,479 due in large part to her frequent absences and lateness. 164 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:48,062 But there are good reasons. I'm sure there are. 165 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:50,187 But my interest is in Dawn's welfare... 166 00:10:50,187 --> 00:10:52,271 and the stability of her home life-- 167 00:10:52,271 --> 00:10:54,354 something I'm just not convinced... 168 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,855 that an unemployed young woman like yourself can provide. 169 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,354 I can. I-I do. 170 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,646 Well, we'll just have to see about that then, won't we? 171 00:11:01,646 --> 00:11:07,230 Oh, and I'm going to recommend immediate probation in my report. 172 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,396 What does that mean? 173 00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:11,604 It means that I'll be monitoring you very closely, Miss Summers. 174 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,104 And if I don't see that things are improving, 175 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:17,771 I'll be forced to recommend that you be stripped of your sister's guardianship. 176 00:11:17,771 --> 00:11:20,187 You can't do that. 177 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:24,896 I do what is in Dawn's best interest, 178 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,729 as should you. 179 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,021 Have a nice day. 180 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:34,229 [ Sighs ] 181 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,021 Didn't go well, huh? 182 00:11:40,187 --> 00:11:44,563 - Why won't you go? - I just thought you'd want-- 183 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:47,354 Get out of here! 184 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:55,312 Just getting what I came for, love. 185 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:01,021 So long, Goldilocks. 186 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,938 [ Gasps ] [ Door Opens, Closes ] 187 00:12:12,604 --> 00:12:14,855 [ Sniffles, Cries ] 188 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:48,855 Well, I think I can work with this. 189 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,896 What exactly would you like me to do? 190 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,104 Just make me... different. 191 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:58,563 I'm scared. What if we get caught? 192 00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:01,354 No way. We'll be invisible. Plus their security's gotten lax. 193 00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:04,021 You should know. You've cased this joint enough. 194 00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:07,896 [ Warren ] Okay, this is it. 195 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:10,646 Remember. We're professionals. 196 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,855 - Uh, Slayer. - What? W-Where? 197 00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:19,229 There. Headed this way. 198 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:26,021 - [ Jonathan ] Give it! - No. I need to be invisible. 199 00:13:26,021 --> 00:13:28,271 I need it more. Buffy can't see me! Uh! 200 00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:31,021 Watch it! Don't-- Give it! 201 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,312 [ Warren ] You overloaded it! 202 00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:42,187 Oopsie. 203 00:13:48,813 --> 00:13:52,146 What happened to Buffy? She's gone. 204 00:13:52,146 --> 00:13:55,688 She's right here-- table four. I put her with your family. 205 00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:58,479 Great. Except we don't hate Buffy. 206 00:13:58,479 --> 00:14:00,729 Let's put her back at table one. [ Footsteps ] 207 00:14:00,729 --> 00:14:02,771 Where do I put D'Hoffryn? 208 00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:06,479 We're not inviting D'Hoffryn. I have to. He's my ex-boss. 209 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,021 You're inviting your work buddies. [ Buffy ] She's got a point. 210 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,396 Hey, Buffy-- 211 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:15,646 Where-- Where are you? 212 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,146 [ Buffy ] At table four apparently. 213 00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:23,021 Well, that remains to be seen... like you. 214 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,146 [ Buffy ] Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. 215 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:28,187 I'm Invisible Girl. 216 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:31,479 Uh, Xander? Sorry! 217 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:35,980 Her clothes are, uh, invisible... too. 218 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:39,187 [ Chuckles ] Buffy, how did this hap-- 219 00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:42,021 Wait a sec. Have you been feeling ignored lately? 220 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:44,688 Yeah, ignored. I wish. 221 00:14:44,688 --> 00:14:47,813 No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. 222 00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:50,521 - I left Main Street after getting my hair cut and was-- - You cut your hair? 223 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:54,062 - Oh, yeah. - Really? How short? 224 00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:57,187 About up to here. Well, if you could see my hand, 225 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,354 it's kind of above my shoulders. Ah, that sounds so adorable. 226 00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,396 I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding. 227 00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:03,187 Could we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? 228 00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:05,187 This is serious. [ Buffy ] I know. 229 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:08,688 It kind of fits the day I've had. 230 00:15:08,688 --> 00:15:11,146 Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us... 231 00:15:11,146 --> 00:15:14,354 and the Social Services lady put me through a wringer. 232 00:15:14,354 --> 00:15:18,563 Says she's gonna watch me. I'd like to see her try now. 233 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:21,521 You know, there may be an upside to no-see me. 234 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,354 [ Xander ] Buff, did you see anyone or... 235 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:27,771 anything suspicious before you... 236 00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,604 cleared up? 237 00:15:29,604 --> 00:15:31,563 Nope. Didn't see nothin'. 238 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,521 Hmm. See what I did there with the eyeballs? 239 00:15:35,729 --> 00:15:38,229 Why would anyone make her invisible anyway? 240 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:42,563 I mean, invisible Slayer's gotta be way more effective than the standard variety. 241 00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:45,312 Yeah. I'm less with the "why" and more with the "how." 242 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:49,729 We get the "how," then we got how to make her unseen sight seen again, right? 243 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:51,771 S'all right. 244 00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:53,604 Buffy, could you focus, please? 245 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:57,688 I am. Just-- This is kind of fun. 246 00:15:57,688 --> 00:16:00,021 It would help if we had a little bit more to go on. 247 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:02,104 Or anything to go on. 248 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:05,104 Well, I could go check the spot where Buffy disappeared, 249 00:16:05,104 --> 00:16:07,312 you know, snoop for clues. 250 00:16:07,312 --> 00:16:11,229 Yeah. Right. Uh, hey, you know what? 251 00:16:11,229 --> 00:16:13,479 I'm just gonna go for a walk. 252 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:17,104 A walk? Yeah. You know, clear my head. 253 00:16:17,104 --> 00:16:19,646 You guys keep working on the "whats" and the "hows." 254 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,688 [ Chuckles ] "Clear my head." Buffy! 255 00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:32,271 Uh, it seems pretty obvious it's some kind of spell that's done this to her. 256 00:16:32,271 --> 00:16:34,438 A spell from who? You said it yourself. 257 00:16:34,438 --> 00:16:38,187 It makes no sense for one of her enemies to make her invisible. 258 00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:41,521 Maybe it's a mistake. A magical mistake. 259 00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,646 Who'd be messing with that kind of pow-- 260 00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,771 [ Door Opens ] [ Xander ] Willow. 261 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,187 Xander. 262 00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:06,771 How's it going? Um, good. 263 00:17:06,771 --> 00:17:11,146 I-I found out some stuff about the diamond stolen from the museum. 264 00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:13,354 It's called the Illuminata. 265 00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:16,855 There's rumors of it having quasi-mystical quantum properties. 266 00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:19,813 Willow, we need to talk. 267 00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:23,062 We are talking. Well, I'm talking, and you're looking at me funny. 268 00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:25,813 Is there something you want to tell me? 269 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,813 It was nothing. I-I-- I didn't slip. Wil, nobody's mad. 270 00:17:31,813 --> 00:17:34,938 Relapse is a part of recovery. We understand that. 271 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:39,230 - We just have to figure a way to fix it. - Fix what? 272 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:42,062 Fix Buffy. Buffy's broken? 273 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,229 Wil, you know what I'm talking-- 274 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,396 You don't know? 275 00:17:47,396 --> 00:17:51,980 Rhymes with... "blinvisible"? What? 276 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,563 Buffy was in town, leaving the haircutting place... 277 00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,521 - when she suddenly just-- - Buffy got her hair cut? 278 00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:59,646 Yeah! Adorable apparently. 279 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,729 I personally couldn't tell since she's all "blinvisible." 280 00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:05,146 And you think I have something to do with this? 281 00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:07,354 No. Not-- 282 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:12,104 Well, come on, Wil. Some of the spells you've done have caused some weird stuff... 283 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,062 to happen to each of us at one time or another. 284 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:17,688 - And let's not forget the recent forgetting. - Oh, I see. 285 00:18:17,688 --> 00:18:21,646 So, now when anything nasty happens, I get conveniently blamed for it? 286 00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:26,354 - No one's blaming. - So I guess it wouldn't matter... 287 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,438 if I just jump off the wagon completely, 288 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,021 since you already think I'm making pit stops. 289 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,563 Look, if you say you didn't do it-- 290 00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,938 Willow, where you going? For a walk. 291 00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:43,521 A couple of circuits are burned out, and the wiring's all fried. 292 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:46,563 But we had so many plans. 293 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:50,396 Naked women and all-- Well, all the naked women. 294 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,396 This is your fault. If you hadn't grabbed it from me-- 295 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:55,104 Hey, we got a lot bigger problems here, bonehead. 296 00:18:55,104 --> 00:19:00,021 - The Slayer's invisible now. - He's right. She could be anywhere. 297 00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,187 Even here, right now. 298 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:07,604 Watching, listening to every word we say. 299 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,813 For all we know, she could be one of us. 300 00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:17,563 Oh! No, wait. [ Mumbling ] 301 00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,771 I wouldn't sweat the Slayer too much. 302 00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:22,729 [ Scoffs ] Says you. 303 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,188 In my book, an invisible Slayer means a whole world of trouble. 304 00:19:26,188 --> 00:19:28,604 [ Footsteps ] 305 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:35,896 [ Buffy ] I am the Ghost of Fashion Victims Past. 306 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:38,855 Studded caps-- not a good idea. 307 00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:42,688 Hey, I'm doing you a favor! 308 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,938 Nah. Too easy. 309 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,855 [ Device Beeping ] 310 00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:55,187 Hmm. [ Engine Starts ] 311 00:19:55,187 --> 00:19:57,187 So long, copper! 312 00:19:57,187 --> 00:20:00,688 Hey. Hey! That's mine! Stop! 313 00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:08,688 Hello, Mrs. Kroeger. 314 00:20:11,438 --> 00:20:13,813 [ Phone Ringing ] 315 00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,646 [ Sighs ] 316 00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:34,855 What? Where's my-- 317 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,146 [ Chuckling ] Losing my mind. 318 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:47,521 Ah. 319 00:20:53,104 --> 00:20:55,521 Okay. Who's the-- 320 00:20:57,521 --> 00:21:01,187 [ Buffy, Softly ] Kill, kill, kill. 321 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:04,230 - What? - I didn't say anything. 322 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,938 Not you, the mug. It's-- 323 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,062 But I, uh-- I heard something. 324 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:21,104 Kill, Doris. Kill everybody. 325 00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:24,813 You know you want to. Shut up. Shut up. Just shut up! 326 00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:37,938 [ Buffy ] Okay. No. 327 00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,980 No. 328 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,938 Yahtzee. 329 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,521 Doris, I've got a few, 330 00:21:55,521 --> 00:21:58,438 so if you want to discuss that case file now. 331 00:21:58,438 --> 00:22:02,271 What? Oh. Oh, yes. The, um, Summers file. 332 00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:04,104 It's , uh-- It's right over here. 333 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:09,813 Uh-- Uh, it's a 15-year-old girl... Mm-hmm. 334 00:22:09,813 --> 00:22:11,938 living under her older sister's guardianship. 335 00:22:11,938 --> 00:22:14,021 The house is a complete-- What is this? 336 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:17,479 "All work and no play make Doris a dull girl." What? 337 00:22:17,479 --> 00:22:20,354 "All work and no play make Doris--" 338 00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:24,187 The pages are filled with it. Uh. I-I-- 339 00:22:26,729 --> 00:22:30,354 I-I-- I didn't do this. I-- 340 00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:34,271 It was the voice. Excuse me? 341 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,187 There was a voice before. 342 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:39,438 It made my coffee dance. 343 00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:43,021 It told me to-- To what? 344 00:22:45,104 --> 00:22:49,062 Nothing. Doris, 345 00:22:49,062 --> 00:22:51,354 uh, take the rest of the day off. 346 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:54,771 See your doctor. What about my cases? 347 00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:56,771 We'll, uh, put someone else on them... 348 00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:59,187 and have them redo the Summers interview. 349 00:22:59,187 --> 00:23:01,896 ♪♪ [ Buffy Whistling ] I'm not crazy. 350 00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:06,146 I am not crazy! No one said that you were. 351 00:23:06,146 --> 00:23:09,146 ♪♪ [ Continues Whistling ] [ Chatter, Indistinct ] 352 00:23:10,146 --> 00:23:13,688 [ Spray Can Rattling, Paint Spraying ] 353 00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:19,271 Hey, Wil. What you doin'? 354 00:23:19,271 --> 00:23:23,062 Look, Xander, I figured out this is where Buffy disappeared, from what you told me. 355 00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:25,563 So don't start jumping to any conclusions. 356 00:23:25,563 --> 00:23:28,771 No jumping. Look, feet firmly planted. 357 00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:33,229 I'm not feeling like myself right now. Sorry. 358 00:23:33,229 --> 00:23:37,062 Me too. Sorry. 359 00:23:37,062 --> 00:23:40,062 So, what have we found out so far? Take a look at that. 360 00:23:40,062 --> 00:23:42,688 Something sped out of here pretty damn quick... 361 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,187 to make that kind of tread mark. 362 00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:49,271 - Those could have been made anytime. - Yeah, but this wasn't. 363 00:23:51,855 --> 00:23:54,729 What is it? Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant. 364 00:23:54,729 --> 00:23:56,688 Oh. What fire hydrant? [ Loud Clank ] 365 00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:58,813 Ow! That one. 366 00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:04,062 Whatever hit this fire hydrant hit it after it was made invisible. 367 00:24:04,062 --> 00:24:06,062 And betcha-by-golly-wow, that something... 368 00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:08,604 was the same something that shot out of that alley. 369 00:24:09,729 --> 00:24:13,688 Black paint? Buffy's phantom van. 370 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:17,312 We need to let Buffy-- Whoa! There's something there. 371 00:24:17,312 --> 00:24:19,855 [ Paint Spraying ] 372 00:24:19,855 --> 00:24:24,062 It-It's a pylon. One of those orange traffic cones. 373 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:27,021 You should take it to the Magic Box. 374 00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:29,229 It might help you and Anya figure out what kind of spell was used. 375 00:24:29,229 --> 00:24:32,646 - What about you? - Well, I got paint scrapings... 376 00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:34,938 and a tire mark. 377 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:37,271 I'm gonna find this van that's been stalking Buffy. 378 00:24:37,271 --> 00:24:39,688 By the way, where is Buffy? 379 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,312 [ Woman Screams ] 380 00:24:42,312 --> 00:24:45,354 [ Woman On TV ] Oh, my God. The blood! Look at all the blood! 381 00:24:45,354 --> 00:24:48,021 ♪♪ [ Scary Movie Music ] [ Stomach Growls ] 382 00:24:58,646 --> 00:25:01,771 [ Door Opens ] [ TV Continues, Indistinct ] 383 00:25:12,521 --> 00:25:14,688 Whatever beastie you are, I know you're here, 384 00:25:14,688 --> 00:25:16,938 and I hurt beasties. 385 00:25:18,062 --> 00:25:21,271 Hey, watch it. [ TV Switches Off ] 386 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:23,438 [ Sighs ] 387 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:27,771 A ghost, is it? Go and haunt the living like a good spook. 388 00:25:27,771 --> 00:25:30,354 [ Footsteps ] 389 00:25:35,688 --> 00:25:37,729 - [ Blow Thuds ] - Wh-- 390 00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:52,062 Buffy? I told you-- 391 00:25:52,062 --> 00:25:54,146 stop trying to see me. [ Grunts ] 392 00:25:59,938 --> 00:26:02,312 - Oh, I got it. - Really? 393 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:05,104 Yeah. We'll put D'Hoffryn at your parents' table... 394 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:08,688 and move your Uncle Rory to table five near the bar. 395 00:26:08,688 --> 00:26:12,938 An, honey, we're looking for invisibility spells here. 396 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,187 Well, obviously, I haven't found anything yet. 397 00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:20,062 At least nothing that would explain why things near Buffy become invisible. 398 00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:23,021 Eww! Xander. 399 00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:26,521 What happened? An unpleasant tactile experience-- 400 00:26:26,521 --> 00:26:28,813 like putting my hand in pudding. 401 00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:33,187 - Eww! - Like pudding. 402 00:26:33,187 --> 00:26:36,688 Am I right? Rice or tapioca-- lumpy like that. 403 00:26:36,688 --> 00:26:39,021 We have to find Buffy. She's gotta know. 404 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:41,521 I don't think Buffy's gonna be too broken up over a pylon. 405 00:26:41,521 --> 00:26:45,312 Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her. 406 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,729 If we don't find Buffy-- I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done-- 407 00:26:49,729 --> 00:26:52,104 She's pudding? 408 00:26:59,646 --> 00:27:01,688 What do you mean she's gonna fade away? 409 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:05,188 The Slayer got slammed with a big-ass dose of radiation when the gun overloaded. 410 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,855 Her cells are mutating at an accelerated rate. 411 00:27:06,855 --> 00:27:11,062 Eventually, her molecular makeup will start losing its integrity, and then-- pfft. 412 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:14,604 - But wouldn't that kill her? - Let me think. 413 00:27:14,604 --> 00:27:16,729 Yeah. Wait a minute. 414 00:27:16,729 --> 00:27:19,271 We're not killing anybody, especially not Buffy. 415 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:22,230 You guys are so immature. We're villains! 416 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:24,230 When you gonna get that through your thick skulls? 417 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:26,521 We're not killers. We're crime lords. 418 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:28,896 Yeah, like-- Like Lex Luthor. 419 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:31,604 He's always trying to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman. 420 00:27:31,604 --> 00:27:33,938 Because it's Superman's book, you moron! 421 00:27:33,938 --> 00:27:36,896 Well, Lex doesn't kill him, does he? 422 00:27:38,646 --> 00:27:41,271 Listen, Warren-- You get that ray working, 423 00:27:41,271 --> 00:27:43,312 and the first thing we're gonna do is find Buffy... 424 00:27:43,312 --> 00:27:45,813 and "re-visible" her before it's too late. 425 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:49,729 You got me? 426 00:27:49,729 --> 00:27:52,354 Fine. 427 00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:56,062 Whatever you guys say. 428 00:28:03,521 --> 00:28:05,729 Spike? 429 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,438 [ Woman, Man, Moaning ] 430 00:28:22,438 --> 00:28:25,312 Spike? 431 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,563 What are you doing? 432 00:28:29,396 --> 00:28:32,438 What am I-- What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? 433 00:28:32,438 --> 00:28:34,229 I'm exercising, aren't I? 434 00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:36,396 [ Grunting ] [ Buffy Gasps ] 435 00:28:36,396 --> 00:28:40,062 Exercising... naked... 436 00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:42,771 in bed. 437 00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:47,230 A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. 438 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:50,104 You gotta keep fit for the killing. 439 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,521 Yeah-huh. 440 00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:56,354 Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs-- a mini disaster area. 441 00:28:56,354 --> 00:28:59,104 So what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping? 442 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,813 No. Uh, no. I'm looking for Buffy. 443 00:29:01,813 --> 00:29:04,604 Haven't seen her. Well, you wouldn't. 444 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:07,479 Fact is, she's come down with a slight case of invisibility. 445 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:11,187 - Yeah? Huh. How did, uh-- - We don't know yet. 446 00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:13,604 [ Buffy Moans Softly ] [ Gasps ] 447 00:29:13,604 --> 00:29:16,396 Anyway, she's not at the house, and I really, really need to find her. 448 00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:22,146 Tell you what. I'll take a peek around first chance I get, 449 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:23,688 and, if we bump into each other, 450 00:29:23,688 --> 00:29:25,354 I'll clue her that you're on the lookout. 451 00:29:27,062 --> 00:29:30,521 After your... exercises. 452 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,312 Yeah, right. 453 00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:37,312 You know, kidding aside, Spike, 454 00:29:38,938 --> 00:29:41,396 you really should get a girlfriend. 455 00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:43,438 [ Sighs ] 456 00:29:43,438 --> 00:29:45,438 That was bloody stupid. [ Door Opens, Closes ] 457 00:29:45,438 --> 00:29:48,604 What's the matter? Ashamed to be seen with me? 458 00:29:48,604 --> 00:29:51,729 Come on. He had no idea I was here. 459 00:29:51,729 --> 00:29:53,729 This is perfect. 460 00:29:53,729 --> 00:29:56,021 Perfect for you. 461 00:29:56,021 --> 00:29:58,062 Well, picture me confused. 462 00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,062 I thought this is what you wanted. 463 00:30:00,062 --> 00:30:02,604 [ Scoffs ] What I want-- 464 00:30:06,521 --> 00:30:09,938 This vanishing act's right liberating for you, isn't it? 465 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:14,646 Go anywhere you want, do anything you want. 466 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,563 Or anyone. What are you talking about? 467 00:30:17,563 --> 00:30:20,312 The only reason you're here is that you're not here. 468 00:30:20,312 --> 00:30:23,729 Right, of course. As usual, there's something wrong with Buffy. 469 00:30:23,729 --> 00:30:27,771 She came back all wrong. You know, I didn't ask for this to happen to me. 470 00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:30,187 Not too put off by it, though, are you? 471 00:30:30,187 --> 00:30:32,729 No. Maybe 'cause for the first time since-- 472 00:30:32,729 --> 00:30:35,813 I'm free. 473 00:30:35,813 --> 00:30:39,146 Free of rules and reports. 474 00:30:39,146 --> 00:30:42,813 - Free of this life. - Free of life? 475 00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:45,855 Got another name for that-- "dead." 476 00:30:45,855 --> 00:30:50,146 Why do you always have to-- I thought we were having fun. 477 00:30:50,146 --> 00:30:52,813 Yeah, now. But sooner or later, 478 00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,354 your chums are gonna work out a way to bring you back to living color. 479 00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:02,604 You need to go. 480 00:31:02,604 --> 00:31:04,896 Get dressed-- if you can find your clothes-- and push off. 481 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:09,021 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-- Hey, that's cheating. 482 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,771 [ Beeping ] 483 00:31:45,563 --> 00:31:47,688 [ Buffy ] I don't believe this. 484 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:51,771 He threw me out? He threw me. 485 00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:54,938 Did I, like, fall into some backward dimension here? 486 00:31:54,938 --> 00:31:57,604 Is this Bizarro world? 487 00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,855 And after he's always going on and on about... 488 00:31:59,855 --> 00:32:02,521 being the only one that understands me. 489 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:06,312 [ Imitating Spike ] We're alike, you and me. Birds of a bloody feather. 490 00:32:06,312 --> 00:32:09,062 [ Chattering ] Oh, he's just so-- 491 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:12,229 Hey, I'm walking here! 492 00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:15,229 Insensitive. It is. 493 00:32:21,104 --> 00:32:23,688 Willow? Willow! 494 00:32:25,396 --> 00:32:28,104 Dawn? Hey, Dawn, come here. 495 00:32:28,104 --> 00:32:30,187 You wanna see something neat? 496 00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:33,479 [ Sighs ] 497 00:32:51,563 --> 00:32:53,729 There you are! [ Gasps ] 498 00:32:53,729 --> 00:32:57,479 Buffy? Where are you? 499 00:32:57,479 --> 00:32:59,896 I'm invisible. Check this out. 500 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,604 Whoooo. Whoooo. 501 00:33:03,604 --> 00:33:06,146 Unidentified flying pizza coming in for a landing. 502 00:33:08,271 --> 00:33:11,896 W-What are you talking-- Okay, not the most clever ad lib. 503 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:14,438 But come on-- points for spontaneity. Stop it. 504 00:33:14,438 --> 00:33:16,688 - Just... stop. - Sorry, Dawn. 505 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:20,021 I'm-- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to freak you out. 506 00:33:20,021 --> 00:33:23,146 What would you think would happen? You're freakin' invisible, Buffy. 507 00:33:23,146 --> 00:33:26,563 I know. Xander and Anya are working on it, "Muldering" out what happened. 508 00:33:26,563 --> 00:33:29,646 What about you? Shouldn't you be working on it? 509 00:33:29,646 --> 00:33:32,271 - Of course, I-- - Do you even care about-- about who did this to you... 510 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,855 or-- or if you're gonna be stuck this way? 511 00:33:34,855 --> 00:33:37,563 You're making jokes and flying pizzas. I don't think that's-- 512 00:33:37,563 --> 00:33:40,813 I can't talk to you like this. I can't see you. 513 00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:43,146 How can I talk to you if I can't see you? [ Bump ] 514 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,521 Dawn! Dawn! 515 00:33:50,646 --> 00:33:53,604 [ Beeps ] Buffy, it's Xander. Where are you? 516 00:33:53,604 --> 00:33:56,229 Listen, we got a new problem here. 517 00:33:56,229 --> 00:33:58,229 [ Anya ] Tell her. I'm trying to. 518 00:33:58,229 --> 00:34:00,771 Anya and I think whatever made you invisible is slowly killing you. 519 00:34:00,771 --> 00:34:03,062 Tell her about the pudding. Anya! 520 00:34:03,062 --> 00:34:07,396 Buff, if we don't-- If this isn't reversed, you're gonna, 521 00:34:07,396 --> 00:34:12,187 well, dissolve or fade... into nothing. 522 00:34:12,187 --> 00:34:14,312 [ Beeps ] 523 00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:17,813 [ Buffy ] Wow. 524 00:35:38,771 --> 00:35:40,479 [ Warren ] Now! 525 00:35:41,396 --> 00:35:44,896 Hey! Let go of me! 526 00:35:44,896 --> 00:35:47,938 [ Warren ] Congratulations. You're our first hostage. 527 00:35:54,271 --> 00:35:56,729 [ Buffy ] Dawn, I'm going out to find Xander! 528 00:35:56,729 --> 00:35:58,980 If he calls-- [ Phone Rings ] 529 00:36:00,271 --> 00:36:02,688 [ Ringing Continues ] 530 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:07,354 Xander? [ Jonathan ] Don't talk. Just listen, Slayer. 531 00:36:07,354 --> 00:36:09,479 You don't have a lot of time. 532 00:36:09,479 --> 00:36:11,855 Who is this? You sound familiar. 533 00:36:11,855 --> 00:36:15,438 [ Alters Voice ] I'm nobody. No one you know. 534 00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:19,104 We've got your friend Willow, and if you don't want anything nasty to happen to her, 535 00:36:19,104 --> 00:36:21,271 you better meet us... alone. 536 00:36:21,271 --> 00:36:23,354 Where? 537 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:26,396 [ Video Games Beeping ] [ Kids Chattering ] 538 00:36:36,938 --> 00:36:39,479 Hey! 539 00:36:39,479 --> 00:36:42,354 [ Chattering, Grunting ] 540 00:36:42,354 --> 00:36:44,563 [ Warren ] Just stay still, and you won't get hurt. 541 00:36:44,563 --> 00:36:46,312 [ Buffy ] You okay, Wil? Buffy? 542 00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,521 Where are the bad guys? 543 00:36:48,521 --> 00:36:50,855 [ Warren ] All around you, Slayer, so don't try anything. 544 00:36:50,855 --> 00:36:54,187 He's bluffing, Buffy. There-- There's just three of them, I think. 545 00:36:54,187 --> 00:36:57,104 More than enough to cause some serious carnage, right, guys? 546 00:36:57,104 --> 00:36:59,271 Guys? Guys! 547 00:36:59,271 --> 00:37:01,438 - [ Jonathan ] Kick! Use the kick! - [ Andrew ] I tried that. 548 00:37:01,438 --> 00:37:03,855 He keeps blocking it with his Drunken Monkey Fist. 549 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:06,354 [ Buffy ] Oh. Scary video carnage. 550 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,271 [ Warren ] Hey! Slayer's here. 551 00:37:08,271 --> 00:37:10,230 [ Andrew ] Sorry. Didn't see her. 552 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:13,230 [ Warren ] Why don't we continue this in a less crowded area, like over there? 553 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:15,855 - [ All ] Where? - Over-- Follow me. 554 00:37:15,855 --> 00:37:19,229 Ow! Ow. 555 00:37:19,229 --> 00:37:22,021 [ Buffy ] I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're the ones that did this to me. 556 00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,354 - [ Jonathan ] It was an accident. - Who's that? 557 00:37:24,354 --> 00:37:26,271 [ Alters Voice ] Nobody you know. 558 00:37:26,271 --> 00:37:29,604 They're the ones from your mystery van. [ Buffy ] Oh. You. 559 00:37:29,604 --> 00:37:32,646 So what annoying thing are you gonna do to me now? 560 00:37:32,646 --> 00:37:34,479 [ Warren ] Save your life-- make you visible. 561 00:37:34,479 --> 00:37:36,021 Right. I'm supposed to believe that? 562 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,187 They told me everything, Buffy. 563 00:37:38,187 --> 00:37:41,855 - Something's happening to you, that you're-- - Fading away. I know. 564 00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:44,688 [ Warren ] I can fix that. Pick up that air hockey mallet on the table. 565 00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:47,521 - What for? - It'll give me a target to aim at. 566 00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:52,729 Now hold still, and all your troubles will soon be gone. 567 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,771 - You're on the wrong setting. - What? 568 00:37:55,771 --> 00:37:59,312 The gun, it's not set for reversing the particle ionization. 569 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:02,062 It'll accelerate her molecular dissolution. I saw the plans. 570 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,146 Mind your own business. [ Jonathan ] What's she talking about? 571 00:38:04,146 --> 00:38:07,104 - [ Buffy ] That's what I'd like to know. - He's trying to kill you! 572 00:38:07,104 --> 00:38:10,187 - [ Buffy ] Willow! - [ Warren ] Ow! 573 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:13,396 - [ Buffy ] Playtime's over. - [ Warren ] You haven't won yet, Slayer. 574 00:38:13,396 --> 00:38:15,771 No. That part comes after I beat the snot out of you. 575 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,896 You'll have to find me first. 576 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:20,188 And there's three of us against just one of you. 577 00:38:20,188 --> 00:38:22,021 [ Jonathan ] Hey, you lied to us. [ Andrew ] Fight her yourself. 578 00:38:22,021 --> 00:38:24,438 [ Warren ] You think she cares about that? I go down, we all go down. 579 00:38:24,438 --> 00:38:27,021 [ Buffy ] And I promise, you're all going down. 580 00:38:27,021 --> 00:38:30,104 We may not have your powers, Slayer, but you'll find that we are not so easy to-- 581 00:38:30,104 --> 00:38:32,479 Ow! Get her! 582 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:36,604 [ Grunting ] [ Punches, Kicks Thudding ] 583 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,062 [ Jonathan ] Wait a minute. Who's biting my leg? 584 00:38:45,062 --> 00:38:47,229 [ Andrew ] Sorry. Where is she? [ Buffy ] Here. 585 00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:49,479 [ Punch Lands ] [ Andrew ] Whoa! 586 00:38:49,479 --> 00:38:52,062 [ People Yelling, Screaming ] 587 00:38:55,396 --> 00:38:58,646 [ Warren ] She can't find us if we split up. 588 00:38:58,646 --> 00:39:00,229 You go that way. [ Jonathan ] Which way? 589 00:39:00,229 --> 00:39:03,021 That way. Over-- [ Grunts ] 590 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:06,563 [ Buffy ] Just keep talking, boys. 591 00:39:06,563 --> 00:39:09,729 [ Blows Thudding ] [ Jonathan ] Ow! Ow, ow! Watch the chest hair. 592 00:39:09,729 --> 00:39:12,813 [ Ray Gun Powering Up ] [ Buffy ] I know that voice. You-You're-- 593 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:17,062 Jonathan? You have chest hair? 594 00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:22,813 Warren? 595 00:39:26,187 --> 00:39:30,187 - Who are you? - Andrew. 596 00:39:31,771 --> 00:39:34,813 I summoned the flying monkeys that attacked the high school. 597 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,146 During the school play, you know? 598 00:39:43,146 --> 00:39:45,312 He's Tucker's brother. He's Tucker's brother. 599 00:39:45,312 --> 00:39:48,646 - Oh. - Oh. 600 00:39:49,729 --> 00:39:51,938 So you three have, what, 601 00:39:51,938 --> 00:39:54,354 banded together to be pains in my ass? 602 00:39:54,354 --> 00:39:57,396 We're your arch "nemesises-ses." 603 00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:01,479 You may have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time-- 604 00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:05,229 Um, uh, next time-- 605 00:40:05,229 --> 00:40:07,229 Maybe not! 606 00:40:08,855 --> 00:40:10,896 [ Door Rattling ] [ Warren ] What do mean it's locked? 607 00:40:10,896 --> 00:40:14,396 You were supposed to check it. [ Andrew ] I forgot. 608 00:40:14,396 --> 00:40:18,521 I give you my arch "nemesises-ses." 609 00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:20,688 What's going on in here? 610 00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:23,563 - I got a bunch of scared kids saying this place is haunted. - [ Door Slams ] 611 00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:29,729 Oh, my God. Buffy? I know. They're gone. 612 00:40:29,729 --> 00:40:33,729 I guess we should chase them. No. Your hair-- it is adorable. 613 00:40:35,855 --> 00:40:38,062 [ Sighs ] 614 00:40:38,062 --> 00:40:42,813 It's pretty neat, you finding the van. 615 00:40:42,813 --> 00:40:46,479 So... how did you manage to do it exactly? 616 00:40:46,479 --> 00:40:48,563 I mean, to locate it. 617 00:40:48,563 --> 00:40:51,813 The hard way-- the spell-free way, 618 00:40:51,813 --> 00:40:54,813 the "Oh, my God, my head's gonna fall off, 619 00:40:54,813 --> 00:40:57,980 my feet are killing me" way. 620 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,938 [ Sighs ] 621 00:41:04,438 --> 00:41:07,563 I don't know how I got through this day. 622 00:41:08,688 --> 00:41:11,187 Well, the important thing is that you did. 623 00:41:12,271 --> 00:41:14,312 It's a good first step. 624 00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:19,021 How are you doing, post-invisibleness? 625 00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:22,980 Okay. 626 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:27,312 I still have to do some damage control from my giddyfest. 627 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:30,312 Dawn was pretty freaked out. 628 00:41:30,312 --> 00:41:34,104 The whole "taking a vacation from me" thing didn't work out too well. 629 00:41:34,104 --> 00:41:36,312 Tell me about it. 630 00:41:38,521 --> 00:41:40,813 Except-- 631 00:41:40,813 --> 00:41:42,938 When I got Xander's message, ♪♪ [ Acoustic Guitar ] 632 00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:45,104 you know, that I was... 633 00:41:45,104 --> 00:41:47,813 fading away, 634 00:41:47,813 --> 00:41:49,896 I actually got scared. 635 00:41:51,271 --> 00:41:53,271 Well, yeah. Who wouldn't? 636 00:41:54,563 --> 00:41:57,062 Me. 637 00:41:57,062 --> 00:41:59,813 I wouldn't. 638 00:41:59,813 --> 00:42:02,771 Not too long ago, I probably would have welcomed it. 639 00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:07,312 But I realized-- 640 00:42:07,312 --> 00:42:11,229 I'm not saying that I'm doing backflips about my life, but... 641 00:42:13,104 --> 00:42:15,229 I didn't-- 642 00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:18,438 I don't... wanna die. 643 00:42:19,855 --> 00:42:21,980 That's something, right? 644 00:42:23,521 --> 00:42:25,438 That's something. 645 00:42:27,396 --> 00:42:29,938 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing, Indistinct ] 646 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,771 So I guess we both made good first steps. 647 00:42:34,479 --> 00:42:36,938 I guess. 648 00:42:38,021 --> 00:42:40,229 Yay for us. 649 00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:42,229 Yay. 650 00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,396 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 651 00:43:17,771 --> 00:43:19,855 Grr! Arrgh!