1 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:03,271 [ Giles ] Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:04,896 - Mom? - I'm sorry. Your mother's dead. 3 00:00:04,896 --> 00:00:07,563 - [ Steady Beep ] - Anya, you wanna marry me? 4 00:00:17,729 --> 00:00:20,271 "I've gone. Not one for long good-byes, 5 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,229 I thought it best to slip out quietly. 6 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:24,104 Love to you all. Giles." 7 00:00:24,104 --> 00:00:26,187 [ Dawn ] There he goes. 8 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:28,021 Guys, I need you on board here. 9 00:00:28,021 --> 00:00:30,187 This is deep stuff, Willow. 10 00:00:30,187 --> 00:00:32,229 We're talking about raising the dead. 11 00:00:32,229 --> 00:00:33,938 It's time we stopped talking. 12 00:00:33,938 --> 00:00:35,563 What if something does goes wrong? 13 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:38,688 I can do this, I promise, but not without you. 14 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:42,438 Osiris, here lies the warrior of the people. 15 00:00:42,438 --> 00:00:44,021 [ Thunderclap ] Let her cross over. 16 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:45,396 Release her. 17 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,021 [ Gasping ] 18 00:00:48,021 --> 00:00:50,021 [ Willow ] It was Buffy, right? 19 00:00:50,021 --> 00:00:51,646 We saw her, and it was really Buffy? 20 00:00:51,646 --> 00:00:53,563 - I think we screwed it up. - No. 21 00:00:53,563 --> 00:00:55,813 She's just disoriented... 22 00:00:55,813 --> 00:00:58,896 from being tormented in some hell dimension. 23 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,563 - She's been through a lot. - What did you do? 24 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:03,688 I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, 25 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:06,271 but I do know a thing or two about torment. 26 00:01:06,271 --> 00:01:09,438 Wherever I was... 27 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:14,062 I was happy. I think I was in heaven. 28 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:17,896 I was torn out of there by my friends. 29 00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:21,604 Everything here is hard... 30 00:01:22,729 --> 00:01:24,062 and violent. 31 00:01:24,062 --> 00:01:25,646 This is hell. 32 00:01:28,312 --> 00:01:31,438 [ Pipes Creaking ] 33 00:01:50,021 --> 00:01:53,896 So, we meet at last, Mr. Drippy. 34 00:02:01,229 --> 00:02:04,230 - Want me to call a plumber? - No. 35 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:05,855 You sure? Yes. 36 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:09,813 - Got the number. - Dawn, I'm on it, okay? 37 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:15,729 Ah. 38 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,688 [ Screaming ] 39 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,729 There. All better. 40 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:28,021 Man, how much water can they fit in one set of pipes? 41 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:32,521 If I understand right, the entire city water supply. 42 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:34,896 It's like little clown cars in the circus. 43 00:03:34,896 --> 00:03:37,771 Told you we should have called the plumber. 44 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:41,855 You were right. The plumber will make everything good. 45 00:03:46,396 --> 00:03:49,563 Dawnie, you're not eating breakfast. 46 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:54,146 Dawn, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 47 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,771 It's unbelievably important. 48 00:03:56,771 --> 00:04:00,354 You should eat breakfast at least three times a day. 49 00:04:08,354 --> 00:04:10,604 I'll, um, grab something before school. 50 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:15,729 And a big Sunnydale round of applause... 51 00:04:15,729 --> 00:04:19,187 for Tito the Amazing, plumber extraordinaire. 52 00:04:19,187 --> 00:04:20,521 How's everything looking down there? 53 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:23,563 Like we should start gathering up two of every animal. 54 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,646 Basically, your pipes are shot. I mean, the whole system's gonna have to be replaced. 55 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:30,104 What you need's a full copper re-pipe job. 56 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:34,646 Full copper re-pipe? That sounds potentially pricey. 57 00:04:34,646 --> 00:04:38,062 Well, if you have any questions, our number's on the invoice. 58 00:04:42,187 --> 00:04:45,104 That's a weird phone number. 59 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:46,938 Oh, wait. Is that the bill? 60 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,396 Hey, Tito cut you a good deal down there. 61 00:04:49,396 --> 00:04:52,021 Those are his bargain prices, and I did a little haggling for you. 62 00:04:52,021 --> 00:04:54,438 Thank you. 63 00:04:54,438 --> 00:04:56,938 So we'll pay him. What's the big deal? 64 00:04:59,062 --> 00:05:03,146 Um, Buffy, I know you're still getting back on your feet after-- 65 00:05:03,146 --> 00:05:05,938 Lying flat on my back? 66 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:08,563 Yeah, uh, but there's some money stuff... 67 00:05:08,563 --> 00:05:12,062 we're gonna have to talk to you about. 68 00:05:14,438 --> 00:05:17,563 Okay, so you're telling me I'm broke? 69 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:22,563 Not yet, but-- Money's definitely becoming an issue. 70 00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:24,604 As in your being almost out of it. 71 00:05:24,604 --> 00:05:27,104 But I haven't spent any money. 72 00:05:27,104 --> 00:05:29,104 I was all dead and frugal. 73 00:05:29,104 --> 00:05:32,646 I know this comes as a bit of a shock after... 74 00:05:32,646 --> 00:05:37,187 a bit of a shock, but it took us by surprise too. 75 00:05:37,187 --> 00:05:40,521 Your mother prepared everything really well. She had insurance. 76 00:05:41,563 --> 00:05:43,688 Life insurance. 77 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:46,980 Which should have left you covered, but hospital bills-- 78 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,479 Pretty much sucked up all the money. 79 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,855 Which you're still hemorrhaging, by the way. 80 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:55,187 How am I doing that? 81 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:57,021 No, not you, the house. 82 00:05:57,021 --> 00:06:00,354 See, this house, just sitting here, doing nothing, 83 00:06:00,354 --> 00:06:02,688 by itself costs money. 84 00:06:04,354 --> 00:06:07,229 So what do we do? 85 00:06:07,229 --> 00:06:10,771 Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. 86 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:14,062 Plus, fire. Pretty. 87 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:21,521 You guys, I'm kidding. 88 00:06:21,521 --> 00:06:25,271 Okay, it's bills. It's money. 89 00:06:25,271 --> 00:06:28,855 It's pieces of paper sent by bureaucrats that we've never even met. 90 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:32,396 It's not like it's the end of the world. 91 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:36,062 Which is too bad, you know, 'cause that I'm really good at. 92 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:41,688 I'll take care of this. I promise. 93 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:45,312 I just don't know how yet. 94 00:06:45,312 --> 00:06:47,896 I know how. 95 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:51,563 Um, if-- 96 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:54,855 if you wanna pay every bill here... 97 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:57,062 and every bill coming... 98 00:06:57,062 --> 00:07:01,312 and have enough to start a nice college fund for Dawn, 99 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:03,312 start charging. 100 00:07:03,312 --> 00:07:05,563 For what? 101 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:07,312 Slaying vampires. 102 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:10,479 You're providing a valuable service to the whole community. 103 00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:12,855 I say cash in. 104 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:21,646 Well, that's an idea... 105 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:23,688 you would have. 106 00:07:23,688 --> 00:07:26,187 Any other suggestions? 107 00:07:26,187 --> 00:07:31,312 Well, I mean, it's not so crazy. [ Dawn ] Yes, it is! 108 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:33,563 You can't charge innocent people for saving their lives. 109 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:36,396 - Spider-Man does. - He does not. 110 00:07:36,396 --> 00:07:40,230 - Does too! - Does n-- Xander? 111 00:07:44,646 --> 00:07:46,729 Action is his reward. 112 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,938 Why don't you ever take my side? 113 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:57,229 What are you talking about, taking your side? Anya, I am your side! 114 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,230 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 115 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,729 You're throwing away a gold mine. 116 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:08,354 Come on! 117 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:11,438 Wait up! Anya! 118 00:08:11,438 --> 00:08:14,479 What's wrong with you? Why don't you ask your best friend Spider-Man? 119 00:08:14,479 --> 00:08:17,104 You know, if you're not gonna support me-- I'm supportive! 120 00:08:17,104 --> 00:08:20,312 I'm totally supportive! I'm a flying buttress of support. No, you're not. 121 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,813 This is because I haven't told them yet about the engagement, isn't it? 122 00:08:27,813 --> 00:08:31,104 [ Scoffs ] No. Maybe. 123 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:32,771 Yes. 124 00:08:32,771 --> 00:08:35,271 It's painful and confusing. 125 00:08:35,271 --> 00:08:38,563 I mean, first you give me this beautiful ring, 126 00:08:38,563 --> 00:08:40,771 and then I can't wear it in public. 127 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:43,938 I mean, do you know how depressing that is? 128 00:08:43,938 --> 00:08:46,646 Anya, I promise. Your waiting days are almost over. 129 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:49,646 I know it's frustrating, 130 00:08:49,646 --> 00:08:52,230 but the way I understand this marriage thing, 131 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,896 it's kind of a forever deal. 132 00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:58,896 Not if you never get started. 133 00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:04,312 Don't you wanna get married? 134 00:09:06,188 --> 00:09:07,563 Yes. 135 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:10,688 So then why won't you tell them? 136 00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:15,438 Because I'm still getting used... 137 00:09:15,438 --> 00:09:17,771 to the miracle of a steady paycheck... 138 00:09:17,771 --> 00:09:20,771 and getting out of my parents' house. 139 00:09:20,771 --> 00:09:25,146 And this-- this husband thing, 140 00:09:25,146 --> 00:09:29,729 it's a big step, or a lot of little ones. 141 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:33,646 And-- 142 00:09:33,646 --> 00:09:36,604 And I love you so much, 143 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:40,271 I just want every step to be just right. 144 00:09:41,938 --> 00:09:43,688 Really? 145 00:09:57,187 --> 00:09:59,688 Hey! You tricked me! 146 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:03,229 Just now, with your fancy talk and lips! 147 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:06,938 You keep doing this, and I keep forgetting, and you keep stalling! 148 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:09,938 Anya! When are you gonna grow up, Xander? 149 00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:17,771 [ Buffy ] There's a first time for everything is my philosophy. 150 00:10:17,771 --> 00:10:21,479 This is my first big loan. 151 00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:23,813 Collateral? No problem. 152 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:25,646 No problem. No problem. 153 00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:28,396 I love that tie. I'm a problem solver. 154 00:10:28,396 --> 00:10:33,062 Let's crunch those numbers. Stupid skirt. 155 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:35,646 Sorry to keep you waiting. Hello. 156 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:37,729 Carl Savitsky, loan officer. 157 00:10:37,729 --> 00:10:41,438 Buffy Summers. Loan applier for. 158 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:45,146 I didn't know exactly what you would need, so I brought everything. 159 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:48,688 I'm very responsible in that way. Okay. 160 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:51,563 I don't think I'll need this. 161 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,312 Or these. 162 00:10:54,312 --> 00:10:57,980 Old report cards. Definitely not. 163 00:11:01,187 --> 00:11:04,896 So, about my getting a loan-- 164 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,062 Yes, well, um, 165 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:11,729 it looks as if, financially, we have a bit of a tangle. 166 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:14,896 I know. And I figured you could just, 167 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:17,729 you know, cut through that tangle with scissors. 168 00:11:17,729 --> 00:11:20,104 You know, where the loan is the scissors. 169 00:11:20,104 --> 00:11:24,062 Ms. Summers, the only collateral you have is your house, 170 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:28,855 which was never fully leveraged and has been losing equity over the last several years. 171 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,688 For some reason, Sunnydale property values have never been competitive, 172 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:35,938 and refinancing's out of the question. 173 00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:42,062 Are you saying you won't give me my loan? 174 00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:44,855 Well, the problem is you have no income. 175 00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:47,604 No job. 176 00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:50,479 - [ Creature Roaring ] - [ People Screaming ] 177 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,646 No job? 178 00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:59,563 I wish. 179 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:06,563 Hey! 180 00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,688 Are you in the wrong line? 181 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,021 That's for deposits. That's for withdrawals. 182 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,813 And this one? It's for getting kicked in the face. 183 00:12:13,813 --> 00:12:16,229 [ Grunts ] Stupid skirt. 184 00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:22,563 May I? 185 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,479 [ Gunshot ] 186 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,271 Put the girl down. 187 00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:57,688 These things? Never helpful. 188 00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:00,062 [ Gunshot ] 189 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,312 Now, about my loan-- 190 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,688 I'm not saying I'm charging you for saving your life or anything, 191 00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:17,146 but let's talk rates. 192 00:13:20,062 --> 00:13:22,688 [ Willow ] He still turned you down? That's crazy! 193 00:13:22,688 --> 00:13:25,438 I mean, even if the bank did get robbed, [ Banging ] 194 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,146 which you battling demons couldn't possibly know, 195 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:30,688 you would think there would be some kind of reward. 196 00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:32,729 But, no, they're like, 197 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,312 "Oh, we're not gonna give you money unless you prove you don't need it." 198 00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:40,104 - I mean, what kind of system is that? - You're asking the wrong gal. 199 00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:47,312 Hey, Buffy. 200 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,104 You're mad. 201 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:52,813 You noticed. It'll pass. 202 00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:57,563 No! Anger is a big, powerful emotion... 203 00:13:57,563 --> 00:13:59,813 you should feel. 204 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:02,062 Well, that's good, then. 205 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:05,896 It's gone now. 206 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:09,604 Okay, let me make you mad again. Uh, ready? 207 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:13,354 Um-- 208 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:16,729 Last semester, I slept with Riley. 209 00:14:16,729 --> 00:14:19,146 And you know, I really doubt it. 210 00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:22,146 Caught me. Big fib. 211 00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:26,146 To cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel. 212 00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:30,104 Wil, what the hell are you doing? 213 00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:31,938 Pissing you off. 214 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,896 Yes. True. Why? 215 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:38,229 Well, 'cause, you know, 216 00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:41,354 since you've been back, you haven't exactly been... 217 00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:45,646 big with the whole range of human emotions thing. 218 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:50,855 What do you mean? Well, you haven't-- 219 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,312 No, I mean, it's just, um-- 220 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,146 You know, this is really my problem. 221 00:14:59,146 --> 00:15:04,021 I'm all over the place, and you should just, uh, forget I even said anything... 222 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:08,771 'cause-- 'cause-- well, 'cause, you know, 223 00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:11,312 banks, man. 224 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:21,396 [ Anya ] Don't be such a wiener dog. Look at them. 225 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:25,021 Researching demons for the billionth time. 226 00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:28,938 They could use a peppy boost of happy news. 227 00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:31,688 You're right. I'll tell them. 228 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,104 As soon as Buffy and Willow come in. Chicken. 229 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,604 Would you stop? Dare you. 230 00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:43,938 Anya, if I tell them that we're engaged right after you dared me to, 231 00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:47,104 wouldn't you always wonder if that's the only reason I did it? 232 00:15:48,604 --> 00:15:50,312 Oh. 233 00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:53,104 Score one for Captain Logic. 234 00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:56,229 No, no. Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. 235 00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,271 I smell Captain Fear at the wheel. 236 00:15:58,271 --> 00:16:01,271 God! I hate this! This tone in my voice? 237 00:16:01,271 --> 00:16:03,771 I dislike it more than you do, and I'm closer to it. 238 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:07,521 Oh, come on, Tara. I am so old enough to do research. 239 00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:09,729 Do you really think I'm not mature enough? 240 00:16:09,729 --> 00:16:14,688 I think you're very mature for your age, but you're still only 15. 241 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:18,729 Right. 15, as in teenager. 242 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,396 You know, if you don't let me look at the pictures, 243 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:24,521 I'm gonna learn everything I know about demons on the street. 244 00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:29,688 Knock yourself out. Thank you. 245 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:33,312 See? No biggie. I can totally handle it. 246 00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:39,312 That's a weird place for a horn. 247 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:45,855 That's not a horn. 248 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,896 You know, I still don't get it. 249 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:51,271 I mean, what kind of a demon would rob a bank? 250 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:54,396 The kind that wants money. What do you even call that? 251 00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:56,438 This? 252 00:16:57,479 --> 00:16:59,688 I'm guessing on how you say it. 253 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:04,188 It's got an apostrophe. I think it's M'Fashnik. 254 00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,188 Like, mmm, cookies. 255 00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:08,729 Or maybe Muh'Fashnik. 256 00:17:08,729 --> 00:17:13,104 Like, muh... fashnik. 257 00:17:16,062 --> 00:17:18,312 This your guy? 258 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,563 You do research now? 259 00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:24,521 Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it? 260 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,646 Would you just look at the picture? 261 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,146 It doesn't exactly fit the profile for your typical bank robber. 262 00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:33,230 Maybe they turned down his loan application. 263 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:36,312 That's him. Big bad. 264 00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,813 This thing was strong, guys. No weapons that I could see, 265 00:17:38,813 --> 00:17:43,938 [ Chimes Jangling ] but still... real dangerous. 266 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,396 Oh, God, Buffy. 267 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:08,646 You're alive. You're here. 268 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:13,479 And you're still remarkably strong! 269 00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:15,813 Huh? Oh. 270 00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:19,813 Sorry. Willow told me, but I didn't really let myself believe it. 271 00:18:19,813 --> 00:18:22,104 I take a little getting used to. 272 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,312 And I'm still getting used to me. 273 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,396 It's, uh-- You're-- 274 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:30,771 A miracle. Yes. 275 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:35,729 But then, I always thought so. 276 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,688 [ Low Growl ] 277 00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:04,312 So-- 278 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,896 I can start. 279 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,729 How was England? How was life? 280 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:14,563 Uh, I'm not really sure how to answer that. 281 00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,604 Um, well, I arrived home. 282 00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:21,396 I met with the Council. Always a good time. 283 00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:25,146 Yes. Otherwise, there's nothing really to report. 284 00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:27,896 I-- I keep a flat in Bath. 285 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:31,771 I met with a few old friends. 286 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,062 Almost made a new one, which I think is statistically impossible... 287 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:37,396 for a man of my age. 288 00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:41,062 And now you're back. 289 00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:43,813 Yes. 290 00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:46,646 Wow. 291 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:49,938 Giles, are you miserable about it, or just really British? 292 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,855 [ Chuckles ] 293 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:55,855 I can't lie to you, Buffy. 294 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:59,146 Um, leaving Sunnydale... 295 00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,396 was-was, uh, difficult. 296 00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:04,855 And coming back is-- 297 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:08,354 I'm guessing the word is "inconvenient"? 298 00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:11,646 No. 299 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,855 Bewildering. 300 00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:20,855 And how are you, 301 00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,062 really? 302 00:20:23,062 --> 00:20:25,271 You look tired. 303 00:20:25,271 --> 00:20:28,479 Me? Nah. Fine. 304 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,479 I mean, yeah, you know, sleeping's hard, 305 00:20:32,479 --> 00:20:35,646 but just because of the whole waking-up-in-a-box thing. 306 00:20:35,646 --> 00:20:38,438 So, maybe waking up's the problem. 307 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,438 Yeah, but just for a second. 308 00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:43,729 I sleep okay. Great, even. 309 00:20:43,729 --> 00:20:47,604 Except, you know, for the dreams. 310 00:20:50,271 --> 00:20:54,146 You seem to be doing remarkably well under extreme circumstances. 311 00:20:54,146 --> 00:20:55,938 I'm proud of you. 312 00:20:57,855 --> 00:21:00,688 Well, actually, it wasn't me. 313 00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:03,855 Willow brought me back. I just lay there. You know, I meant-- 314 00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:05,688 I know what you meant. 315 00:21:05,688 --> 00:21:09,896 That was just a little post-postmortem comedy. 316 00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:19,521 Oh, well, I, uh, better start prepping for slayage. 317 00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:22,980 Yes, there is always that, isn't there? Seems that way. 318 00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:39,646 Giles! 319 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:43,438 [ Groans ] We're so glad to see you. We missed you. 320 00:21:43,438 --> 00:21:45,479 You can't have the store back. I know. 321 00:21:45,479 --> 00:21:47,062 You signed papers. I did. 322 00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:49,104 Do we have information on this new demon... 323 00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:51,646 that I suddenly find so desperately interesting? 324 00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:54,396 That we do. This one robs banks. 325 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:58,104 - Oh. - I found him. 326 00:22:00,271 --> 00:22:02,312 M'Fashnik. Oh. 327 00:22:02,312 --> 00:22:04,479 Aha! Like, mmm, cookies. 328 00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:06,771 Uh, no. Quite different, actually. 329 00:22:06,771 --> 00:22:09,521 - You know it? - By reputation, yes. 330 00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,438 They come from a long line of mercenary demons... 331 00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:15,688 that perform acts of slaughter and mayhem for the highest bidder. 332 00:22:15,688 --> 00:22:17,855 Well, that is the American way. 333 00:22:17,855 --> 00:22:21,146 Yes, but the question now becomes... 334 00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:24,563 what's out there powerful enough to control one of those things? 335 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,855 We had a deal. You got what you wanted. 336 00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:35,604 Now give me what I want-- the head of the Slayer. 337 00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:39,521 Okay. Sure. 338 00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:41,521 We can do that. 339 00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:50,688 You hired me to create chaos and carnage for you, 340 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:53,146 told me you were powerful men, 341 00:22:53,146 --> 00:22:58,146 commanding machines, magics, the demon realms below. 342 00:22:58,146 --> 00:23:00,062 Yeah. Yeah, uh-huh. 343 00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:03,563 We're like super villains. [ All Laughing Diabolically ] 344 00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:05,646 Which one of you is the leader? 345 00:23:05,646 --> 00:23:08,354 - [ All ] I am. - I will kill the leader. 346 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:11,104 - [ All ] He is. - I will kill you all. 347 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:14,479 Wait. No fair. 348 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,688 It's not our fault the Slayer was there. 349 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:22,104 We said we'd pay you, and we're gonna. 350 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:26,771 Yes. Truly Lord Jonathan is the wisest of us all. 351 00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:30,062 Uh, yeah. Long live our noble lord and master. 352 00:23:30,062 --> 00:23:32,521 You guys suck. 353 00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:35,729 You can't pay me with paper, tiny king. 354 00:23:35,729 --> 00:23:37,729 You pitted me against the Slayer. 355 00:23:37,729 --> 00:23:40,855 For that I must kill you. 356 00:23:40,855 --> 00:23:43,062 Then I will suck dry your bones... 357 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:46,563 and use them to beat your subjects to death. 358 00:23:46,563 --> 00:23:49,563 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Big guy, hey, hey. 359 00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:53,563 Let's back things up a parsec, okay? You kill us, everybody loses. 360 00:23:53,563 --> 00:23:56,938 You let us live, we give you-- 361 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,229 Give me what? 362 00:24:01,479 --> 00:24:03,271 [ Muffled ] Name it! 363 00:24:03,271 --> 00:24:06,271 [ Coughing ] 364 00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:08,563 Well, between the three of us, 365 00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:10,729 we can pretty much do anything. 366 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:15,021 Like, if you want a spell to make you look super cool to the other demons. 367 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:18,729 - [ Grunts ] - I'm all over that action, my friend. 368 00:24:18,729 --> 00:24:21,229 Or-- just throwin' it out there-- robot girlfriend? 369 00:24:21,229 --> 00:24:24,354 For those long, lonely nights after a hard day's slaughter. 370 00:24:24,354 --> 00:24:27,896 You can do this? 371 00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:30,146 Don't trust him. Robo-pimp daddy's all mouth. 372 00:24:30,146 --> 00:24:33,729 Shut up, Andrew. You're just mad I wouldn't build you Christina Ricci. 373 00:24:33,729 --> 00:24:36,021 - You owe me, man. - Or else what? 374 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,896 You'll train another pack of devil-dogs to ruin my prom? 375 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:43,062 - Graduated! - That wasn't me. How many times do I have to say it? 376 00:24:43,062 --> 00:24:47,062 - The prom thing was my lame-o brother, Tucker. - Tell him I was at that prom. 377 00:24:47,062 --> 00:24:49,604 Hello? Screen wipe. New scene. 378 00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:51,813 I had nothing to do with the devil-dogs. 379 00:24:51,813 --> 00:24:55,980 I trained flying demon monkeys to attack the school play. School play, dude. 380 00:24:58,146 --> 00:25:02,187 That was cool. Remember, everyone was, like, "Run, Juliet!" 381 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:07,021 Enough! 382 00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:11,479 Nothing you can offer me will satisfy your debt to me. 383 00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:15,729 I don't want your toys or your spells, flying monkey demons. 384 00:25:15,729 --> 00:25:18,187 I want the Slayer dead! 385 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:19,855 Okay. Done. 386 00:25:19,855 --> 00:25:22,271 One dead Slayer coming up. Could you just give us a minute? 387 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,604 For what? 388 00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:27,479 Well, we just really wanna nail down... 389 00:25:27,479 --> 00:25:31,229 the optimum method for us to wipe out the Slayer for you. 390 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,230 [ Low Growl ] 391 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:35,896 Make sure it involves pain. 392 00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:39,729 [ Buffy ] I know they're so cute you could die, 393 00:25:39,729 --> 00:25:42,062 but it's all I got. 394 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:46,229 Think nothing of it. It's, um, whimsical. 395 00:25:46,229 --> 00:25:49,187 They were mine when I was little. Couldn't find the guest sheets. 396 00:25:50,646 --> 00:25:54,354 Mom always did this stuff. [ Sighs ] 397 00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:57,521 They don't actually fit. 398 00:25:57,521 --> 00:26:01,188 I blame the sofa. We need one of those pull-out kinds. 399 00:26:01,188 --> 00:26:04,604 The kind with no payments till 2000-infinity? 400 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,312 What? 401 00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:10,104 Oh, it's just money stuff. 402 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,521 It turns out Mom left me some, 403 00:26:12,521 --> 00:26:16,938 and while I was dead, it got squandered on luxuries... 404 00:26:16,938 --> 00:26:20,312 like food and clothing. How bad is it? 405 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,896 Anya says pretty bad. 406 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,230 I'm kind of taking her word for it. 407 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:28,729 Actually, I'm kind of trying not to think about it. 408 00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:31,729 Sound policy. At least for tonight. 409 00:26:33,146 --> 00:26:35,938 Figured I'd put it out of my mind. You know, take a break. 410 00:26:35,938 --> 00:26:38,104 Get some perspective. 411 00:26:39,187 --> 00:26:42,229 And then wake up at 4:00 a.m. terrified. 412 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,312 [ Sighs ] 413 00:26:47,312 --> 00:26:50,104 Buffy, perhaps you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 414 00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:54,021 I mean, to return from some unknown level of hell, 415 00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:56,062 it's only natural that coming back... 416 00:26:56,062 --> 00:26:58,813 would be a process. 417 00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:01,187 In the meantime, I'm scaring people. 418 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,312 Well, that can take time too. 419 00:27:08,146 --> 00:27:11,771 Well, if it's any consolation, life can be pretty overwhelming, 420 00:27:11,771 --> 00:27:16,104 even for people who haven't been where you have. 421 00:27:16,104 --> 00:27:19,646 - I guess. - Look, tomorrow morning, 422 00:27:19,646 --> 00:27:21,563 you and I will sit down together, 423 00:27:21,563 --> 00:27:24,021 and we'll go through everything, every bill, one by one. 424 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:26,771 We'll work it out together. 425 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,062 I'm glad you're back. 426 00:27:30,062 --> 00:27:33,104 Well, I'm glad you are too. 427 00:27:41,271 --> 00:27:43,771 [ Jonathan ] Are we really gonna kill her? 428 00:27:43,771 --> 00:27:47,021 - That's so sad. - Shut up, Whine-athan. 429 00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:49,563 But I don't wanna kill Buffy either. 430 00:27:49,563 --> 00:27:53,980 Yeah. She saved my life a bunch of times. Plus she's hot. 431 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,312 It's her or us. I mean, we have to do it. 432 00:27:56,312 --> 00:27:59,312 We're talking about murder. No, we're talking about staying alive. 433 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,229 And since this is my mom's house, I think what I say goes. 434 00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:05,104 But aside from the moral issues and the mess, 435 00:28:05,104 --> 00:28:07,729 we can get in trouble for murder. 436 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,479 Duh. You know, the last I checked, 437 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,771 the authorities also frown on bank robbery too, genius! 438 00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:16,521 I don't even know if we could kill Buffy. She's got super-strength. 439 00:28:16,521 --> 00:28:20,354 And killing people-- this is not why we got together in the first place. 440 00:28:20,354 --> 00:28:24,813 We teamed up with one clear, super-cool mission statement. Remember? 441 00:28:27,104 --> 00:28:29,146 So, 442 00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:32,146 you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale? 443 00:28:33,688 --> 00:28:35,646 [ Both ] Okay. 444 00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:37,646 Of course I remember. It was last month. 445 00:28:37,646 --> 00:28:40,312 Then you know we have a mission. 446 00:28:40,312 --> 00:28:42,354 Shrink rays, 447 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:45,230 trained gorillas, 448 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:47,021 workable prototype jet-packs... 449 00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:49,771 and chicks, chicks, chicks. 450 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:54,688 I know that's the action I signed on for. Me too. Ix-nay on the urder-may. 451 00:28:54,688 --> 00:28:56,729 Vote. Okay. 452 00:28:56,729 --> 00:28:58,938 Who's for not killing Buffy? 453 00:29:02,521 --> 00:29:05,229 Agreed. 454 00:29:05,229 --> 00:29:08,229 So what are we gonna do about this M'Fashnik guy? 455 00:29:08,229 --> 00:29:12,230 Ah, wait here, okay? I got an idea. 456 00:29:14,604 --> 00:29:17,230 Here's the Slayer's name, address and telephone number. 457 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:19,563 You wanna kill her? Make it so. 458 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,646 How'd you make him do that? 459 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,646 What are you, some kind of Jedi? 460 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:38,813 The Force can sometimes have great power on the weak-minded. 461 00:29:38,813 --> 00:29:41,646 Hmm. Ah. 462 00:29:44,062 --> 00:29:46,104 [ Willow ] Hey, Giles. 463 00:29:46,855 --> 00:29:48,646 You have a good talk with Buffy? 464 00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,187 Yes, now she's back. 465 00:29:52,187 --> 00:29:55,396 - Isn't it awesome? - Mm. 466 00:29:55,396 --> 00:29:58,062 Tell me about the spell you performed. 467 00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:01,062 Oh. Okay, first of all, so scary. 468 00:30:01,062 --> 00:30:05,312 Like, the Blair Witch would have had to watch like this. 469 00:30:05,312 --> 00:30:08,896 And-And this giant snake came out of my mouth, 470 00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:11,312 and there was all this energy crackling, 471 00:30:11,312 --> 00:30:14,563 and this pack of demons interrupted, but I totally kept it together. 472 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:18,688 And then, the next thing you know... Buffy. 473 00:30:18,688 --> 00:30:21,187 You're a very stupid girl. 474 00:30:24,813 --> 00:30:27,312 What? Giles. 475 00:30:27,312 --> 00:30:29,479 Do you have any idea what you've done? 476 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:32,938 The forces you've harnessed, the lines you've crossed? 477 00:30:32,938 --> 00:30:35,396 I thought you'd be impressed or something. 478 00:30:35,396 --> 00:30:39,521 Oh, don't worry. You've... made a very deep impression. 479 00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:43,146 Of everyone here, 480 00:30:43,146 --> 00:30:45,104 you were the one I trusted most... 481 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,563 to respect the forces of nature. 482 00:30:48,855 --> 00:30:50,855 Are you saying you don't trust me? 483 00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:54,813 - Think what you've done to Buffy. - I brought her back. 484 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,646 - At incredible risk! - Risk? 485 00:30:57,646 --> 00:30:59,563 Of what? Making her deader? 486 00:30:59,563 --> 00:31:01,896 Of killing us all. Unleashing hell on earth. 487 00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:04,230 I mean, shall I go on? No. 488 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:09,729 Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do. 489 00:31:09,729 --> 00:31:13,229 There are others in this world who can do what you did. You just don't want to meet them. 490 00:31:13,229 --> 00:31:16,312 No, probably not, but-- 491 00:31:16,312 --> 00:31:19,438 Well, they're the bad guys. I'm not a bad guy. 492 00:31:20,521 --> 00:31:22,729 I brought Buffy back into this world, 493 00:31:22,729 --> 00:31:26,312 and maybe the word you should be looking for is "congratulations." 494 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:32,146 Having Buffy back in this world makes me feel indescribably wonderful, 495 00:31:32,146 --> 00:31:36,021 but I wouldn't congratulate you if you jumped off a cliff and happened to survive. 496 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:39,146 - That's not what I did, Giles. - You were lucky. 497 00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:41,688 I wasn't lucky. I was amazing. 498 00:31:41,688 --> 00:31:44,146 And how would you know? You weren't even there. 499 00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:46,229 If I had been, I'd have bloody well stopped you. 500 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:48,271 The magics you channeled are more ferocious and primal... 501 00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:50,855 than anything you can hope to understand, 502 00:31:50,855 --> 00:31:54,396 and you are lucky to be alive, you rank, arrogant amateur! 503 00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:58,104 You're right. 504 00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:00,062 The magics I used are very powerful. 505 00:32:00,062 --> 00:32:05,146 I'm very powerful, and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to piss me off. 506 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:12,104 Come on, Giles, I-- I don't wanna fight. 507 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,896 Let's not, okay? 508 00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:17,187 I'll think about what you said, and you... 509 00:32:17,187 --> 00:32:19,771 try to be happy Buffy's back. 510 00:32:21,062 --> 00:32:23,729 We still don't know where she was... 511 00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:25,521 or what happened to her. 512 00:32:25,521 --> 00:32:27,980 [ Giles ] And I'm far from convinced... 513 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,396 she's come out of all this undamaged. 514 00:32:45,604 --> 00:32:47,438 Hello, Spike. 515 00:32:49,062 --> 00:32:51,771 You hear all that noise? 516 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:56,187 Just enough to make me feel crappy. 517 00:32:56,187 --> 00:32:59,354 You know Watcher Boy doesn't mean anything by it. 518 00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:05,604 I guess. 519 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:07,438 Everyone, 520 00:33:10,646 --> 00:33:12,354 they all care. 521 00:33:13,396 --> 00:33:16,729 They all care so much. It... makes it all harder. 522 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:21,646 I'm not sure I followed you round that bend, love. 523 00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:23,771 I don't know. 524 00:33:25,354 --> 00:33:28,229 I just-- I feel like I'm spending all of my time... 525 00:33:28,229 --> 00:33:32,021 trying to be okay, so they don't worry. 526 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:34,938 It's exhausting. 527 00:33:34,938 --> 00:33:36,813 And then, I-- 528 00:33:38,438 --> 00:33:40,813 And that makes them worry even more. 529 00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:53,104 You want me to take them out? 530 00:33:53,104 --> 00:33:56,563 Give me a hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little. 531 00:34:00,146 --> 00:34:02,187 I knew I could get a grin. 532 00:34:07,771 --> 00:34:10,729 [ Sighs ] 533 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:20,729 Why are you always around when I'm miserable? 534 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,729 'Cause that's when you're alone, I reckon. 535 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:29,396 I'm not one for crowds myself these days. 536 00:34:30,729 --> 00:34:32,604 Me, neither. 537 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:35,312 That works out nicely, then. 538 00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:44,896 So, what do you know about finances? 539 00:34:53,354 --> 00:34:55,479 [ Giles ] Dawn? 540 00:34:57,146 --> 00:35:00,855 - Couldn't sleep? - Not really. You? 541 00:35:00,855 --> 00:35:04,604 [ Chuckles ] Evidently not. 542 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:10,229 You ever try mixing parts of every cereal you got in one bowl? 543 00:35:10,229 --> 00:35:12,396 [ Yawning ] Does it work? 544 00:35:12,396 --> 00:35:15,062 Gonna find out. Wanna come join the experiment? 545 00:35:15,062 --> 00:35:18,896 Why don't I be your control group? You'll find that as you get older, 546 00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:23,229 that you lose patience with... throwing up. [ Doorknob Rattling ] 547 00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:26,896 Is that locked? 548 00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:29,021 It should be. 549 00:35:29,021 --> 00:35:30,729 [ Dawn Gasps ] 550 00:35:36,312 --> 00:35:39,438 You're not the Slayer. 551 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,813 - But you'll do for a start! - [ Screaming ] 552 00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:51,521 You're paying for that door, buddy. 553 00:35:53,813 --> 00:35:56,312 Oh! Table! 554 00:35:59,146 --> 00:36:01,271 You have cost me, Slayer! 555 00:36:01,271 --> 00:36:04,646 I cost you? That's a designer lamp, ya mook! 556 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,646 Spike, no! I want him in the kitchen. 557 00:36:33,813 --> 00:36:35,521 Open the door! 558 00:36:35,521 --> 00:36:37,896 The basement. I'm takin' him down! 559 00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:03,438 No! 560 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:15,771 Full copper re-pipe! 561 00:37:15,771 --> 00:37:18,062 No more... 562 00:37:18,062 --> 00:37:21,062 full copper re-pipe! 563 00:37:36,604 --> 00:37:38,688 [ Spike ] Whoa. 564 00:37:38,688 --> 00:37:41,813 Did you know this place was flooded? 565 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,688 [ Warren ] I think we got a lot to feel good about. 566 00:37:48,855 --> 00:37:51,646 We got the money. We got the lair. 567 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,104 And our one loose end has been taken care of... 568 00:37:56,104 --> 00:37:58,479 by the Slayer. 569 00:37:58,479 --> 00:38:00,438 Flamethrower's up. 570 00:38:02,354 --> 00:38:05,312 Periscope's working. 571 00:38:05,312 --> 00:38:08,229 It looks like your mom's weeding tulips again. 572 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:11,646 Action figures fully deployed. 573 00:38:11,646 --> 00:38:15,563 I still can't believe it. We did it. 574 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:18,688 We can do anything. We could stay up all night if we wanna. 575 00:38:18,688 --> 00:38:21,604 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't get all crazy on us, Andrew. 576 00:38:21,604 --> 00:38:24,729 - I was only saying. - What are we gonna do about Buffy? 577 00:38:24,729 --> 00:38:28,021 You know, sooner or later, the Slayer's gotta come after us. 578 00:38:28,021 --> 00:38:30,521 - Bring her on. - We could hypnotize her. 579 00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:33,438 -Make her our willing sex bunny. -[ All Laugh ] 580 00:38:33,438 --> 00:38:36,479 I'm putting that on the list. 581 00:38:38,271 --> 00:38:40,438 Is this the life or what? 582 00:38:40,438 --> 00:38:43,229 I mean, here we got all the stuff we ever wanted, 583 00:38:43,229 --> 00:38:45,771 and we didn't even have to-- 584 00:38:45,771 --> 00:38:49,479 - Earn it? - Exactamundo. 585 00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:53,521 It's true, my friends. The way I see it, 586 00:38:53,521 --> 00:38:57,021 life is like an interstellar journey. 587 00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:00,563 Some people go into hyper-sleep and travel at sub-light speeds, 588 00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:03,396 only to get where they're going after years of struggle, 589 00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:06,438 toil, and hard, hard work. 590 00:39:06,438 --> 00:39:08,563 We, on the other hand-- 591 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:11,354 Blasted through the space-time continuum in a wormhole? 592 00:39:11,354 --> 00:39:13,896 Gentlemen, 593 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:17,230 crime is our wormhole. 594 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,813 But everyone knows... 595 00:39:18,813 --> 00:39:22,104 if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number of wavelengths... 596 00:39:22,104 --> 00:39:24,771 plus a fraction of that wavelength, the coinciding particle activity... 597 00:39:24,771 --> 00:39:27,188 collapses the infrastructure. 598 00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:29,104 Dude, don't be a geek. 599 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:35,438 This is gonna take forever, isn't it? 600 00:39:35,438 --> 00:39:38,938 Not forever. Just a very long time. 601 00:39:38,938 --> 00:39:43,146 Here it is-- Your first approximation of your spanking-new debt. 602 00:39:45,062 --> 00:39:49,479 I've trashed this house so many times. How did Mom pay for this? 603 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:52,230 For starters, she saved money with this crappy-ass coffee table. 604 00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:54,688 Well, there's always that charging option. 605 00:39:54,688 --> 00:39:57,229 No. I will definitely... 606 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,896 probably not be doing that. 607 00:39:59,896 --> 00:40:03,729 Well, I know I'm back in America now I've been knocked unconscious. 608 00:40:03,729 --> 00:40:06,980 - Thank you. - Poor, lumpy Giles. 609 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:10,104 What do you think the demon wanted, anyway? 610 00:40:10,104 --> 00:40:14,229 Uh, aside from costing you a bundle? 611 00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:17,729 Don't know. Now he's way too dead to answer that question. 612 00:40:17,729 --> 00:40:19,771 Wish I knew who hired him. 613 00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:22,104 Ooh, I could do a locator spell. 614 00:40:23,479 --> 00:40:26,521 Or not. [ Xander ] That's it. 615 00:40:26,521 --> 00:40:30,104 It's been four hours. I'm calling it, people. 616 00:40:30,104 --> 00:40:34,396 This coffee table, it's gone. Damn it! 617 00:40:34,396 --> 00:40:37,104 Also, this lamp's in critical condition. 618 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:40,479 Well, let's take these things out to the trash... 619 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:43,062 and give 'em a decent throwin' out. 620 00:40:57,229 --> 00:40:58,855 Buffy. 621 00:41:01,646 --> 00:41:04,230 I don't think I can do this. 622 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:05,729 Yes, you can. 623 00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:08,771 Your mother dealt with this sort of thing all the time. 624 00:41:10,563 --> 00:41:13,813 She took one crisis at a time, 625 00:41:13,813 --> 00:41:15,771 without the aid of any superpowers... 626 00:41:17,021 --> 00:41:19,563 and got through it all-- so can you. 627 00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:22,438 You sure? 628 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,688 I'm positive. 629 00:41:24,688 --> 00:41:27,146 [ Telephone Ringing ] 630 00:41:27,146 --> 00:41:30,604 Who's calling me? Everybody I know lives here. 631 00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:32,646 I'll be back. 632 00:41:34,312 --> 00:41:36,813 I bet it's creditors. 633 00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:39,813 The hounding's begun. I read about it. 634 00:41:39,813 --> 00:41:44,021 - So you think we'll starve? - I very much doubt it. 635 00:41:44,021 --> 00:41:46,187 No chance I'd have to quit school... 636 00:41:46,187 --> 00:41:49,312 to work assembling cheap toys in a poorly ventilated sweatshop? 637 00:41:49,312 --> 00:41:53,187 Poorly ventilated-- What have you been reading? 638 00:41:54,354 --> 00:41:59,688 - Buffy, what is it? - Angel. 639 00:41:59,688 --> 00:42:02,729 - Is he in trouble? - He knows that I'm-- 640 00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:06,521 He needs to see me. 641 00:42:06,521 --> 00:42:08,896 I have to see him. Well, of course. 642 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:10,646 You'll leave for L.A. tomorrow. 643 00:42:10,646 --> 00:42:13,813 Not L.A. And not here. 644 00:42:13,813 --> 00:42:17,729 Somewhere in the middle. There's a place. 645 00:42:17,729 --> 00:42:22,646 I see. Well, we should get these bills and things out of the way bef-- 646 00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:25,563 I have to go now. 647 00:42:25,563 --> 00:42:27,688 Oh. Um-- 648 00:42:27,688 --> 00:42:31,187 Thanks for taking care of this for me. 649 00:43:14,187 --> 00:43:16,062 Grr! Arrgh!