1 00:00:01,729 --> 00:00:03,604 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:08,438 WE HAD TO HIDE THE KEY. MADE IT HUMAN AND SENT IT TO YOU. 3 00:00:08,438 --> 00:00:09,813 DAWN. 4 00:00:09,813 --> 00:00:11,646 OKAY, YOUR MOM'S IN RECOVERY. 5 00:00:11,646 --> 00:00:13,354 IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 6 00:00:13,354 --> 00:00:15,938 YOUR MOTHER'S GOING TO BE FINE. 7 00:00:15,938 --> 00:00:17,646 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 8 00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:18,855 HARDER. 9 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:25,688 - [ Gasps ] - BUFFY. 10 00:00:25,688 --> 00:00:29,771 I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE-- MY HEART, MY BODY AND SOUL. 11 00:00:29,771 --> 00:00:31,312 I JUST DON'T FEEL IT. 12 00:00:31,312 --> 00:00:33,896 THEY WANT ME BACK, BUFFY. THE MILITARY. 13 00:00:35,229 --> 00:00:37,146 I'M LEAVING TONIGHT. 14 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:43,729 RILEY! 15 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:54,521 YOU EVER HAVE THAT FEELING WHERE THERE'S SOMETHING... 16 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,771 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, AND YOU FORGOT WHAT IT WAS? 17 00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:01,938 - NOPE. - I'VE BEEN HAVING THAT FEELING. I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT WAS. 18 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:05,563 LIKE, THREE WEEKS AGO, RILEY ASKED ME TO BORROW A CRESCENT WRENCH, 19 00:01:05,563 --> 00:01:09,062 AND I KEEP HAVING THIS FEELING LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT TO HIM. 20 00:01:09,062 --> 00:01:11,104 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN UNLESS HE COMES BACK. 21 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:15,646 YOU KNOW, NOT TO GET THE CRESCENT WRENCH. JUST TO COME BACK. 22 00:01:15,646 --> 00:01:18,813 I JUST MEAN, SOMETIMES I SORT OF FORGET THAT HE'S GONE. 23 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:21,438 IT'S LIKE, WHERE'S RILEY? 24 00:01:21,438 --> 00:01:26,146 OH, WAIT, THE CENTRAL REPUBLIC OF WHERE IN THE HELL. 25 00:01:26,146 --> 00:01:30,312 XANDER? IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO GO, 26 00:01:30,312 --> 00:01:32,688 I WANT A WARNING. 27 00:01:32,688 --> 00:01:37,062 YOU KNOW, BIG FLASHING RED LIGHTS AND ONE OF THOSE CLOCKS... 28 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:39,604 THAT COUNTS DOWN LIKE A BOMB IN A MOVIE? 29 00:01:39,604 --> 00:01:42,271 AND THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF COLORED WIRES, 30 00:01:42,271 --> 00:01:44,521 AND I'M NOT SURE WHICH IS THE RIGHT ONE TO CUT, 31 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,146 BUT I GUESS THE GREEN ONE AND THEN AT THE LAST SECOND, 32 00:01:47,146 --> 00:01:50,438 NO, THE RED ONE, THEN CLICK, IT STOPS WITH 3/10ths OF A SECOND LEFT, 33 00:01:50,438 --> 00:01:52,771 BUT THEN YOU DON'T LEAVE. 34 00:01:52,771 --> 00:01:54,688 LIKE THAT, OKAY? 35 00:01:54,688 --> 00:01:58,729 CHECK. BIG BOMB CLOCK. 36 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:00,771 COME HERE. 37 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:12,646 MAYBE IT'S HER. HUH? 38 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:15,938 WELL, MAYBE IT WON'T HAPPEN TO US, 39 00:02:15,938 --> 00:02:18,938 BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT HER MESSING THINGS UP. 40 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:22,271 SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT WORK WITH ANGEL, AND THEN SHE LET RILEY GO AWAY. 41 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:25,229 YEAH, RELATIONSHIP DEBRIS IS KIND OF PILING UP... 42 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:28,563 ON THE BUFFY HIGHWAY. HMM. 43 00:02:28,563 --> 00:02:31,604 HUMANS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES OVER AND OVER. 44 00:02:31,604 --> 00:02:33,855 I SAW IT WHEN I WAS A VENGEANCE DEMON. 45 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:36,229 SOME GUY DUMPS A GIRL. SHE CALLS ME. 46 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:38,229 I EXACT VENGEANCE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 47 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:40,563 THE NEXT YEAR, SAME GIRL, DIFFERENT GUY. 48 00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:42,604 I MEAN, AFTER YOU SMITE A FEW OF 'EM, 49 00:02:42,604 --> 00:02:44,896 YOU START GOING, "MY GOODNESS, YOUNG LADY, 50 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:47,229 MAYBE YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG HERE TOO." 51 00:02:47,229 --> 00:02:49,771 I DON'T THINK IT'S A PATTERN WITH HER. 52 00:02:49,771 --> 00:02:54,438 NO, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 53 00:02:54,438 --> 00:02:57,479 NOW THAT IT HAPPENED AGAIN, 54 00:02:57,479 --> 00:02:59,938 MAN NUMBER TWO, 55 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:02,187 I WONDER HOW SHE'S DEALING WITH IT. 56 00:03:04,062 --> 00:03:07,271 SISTER ABIGAIL, THE CHOIR IS READY. HMM, THANK YOU. 57 00:03:10,729 --> 00:03:13,813 [ Praying ] [ Rapid Footfalls ] 58 00:03:15,021 --> 00:03:18,521 [ Grunting, Growling ] [ Gasps ] 59 00:03:33,563 --> 00:03:34,855 [ Groans ] 60 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:49,729 [ Screams ] 61 00:03:53,354 --> 00:03:56,646 [ Stake Clattering ] [ Sighs ] 62 00:03:56,646 --> 00:03:59,604 WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT WAS THAT? 63 00:03:59,604 --> 00:04:01,646 HE LOOKED LIKE A-- A DEMON. 64 00:04:01,646 --> 00:04:04,271 YEAH, HE DID. ARE YOU OKAY? 65 00:04:04,271 --> 00:04:07,062 YEAH, I THINK SO. HERE. 66 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:14,771 SO, UM, ABOUT BEING A NUN. 67 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:17,230 YOU KNOW, UM, WITH THE WHOLE... 68 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:20,230 ABJURING THE COMPANY OF MEN, YOU KNOW? 69 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:23,813 HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU? THE ABJURING. 70 00:04:23,813 --> 00:04:26,354 UM, GOOD. 71 00:04:26,354 --> 00:04:29,521 YEAH, DO YOU HAVE TO BE, LIKE, SUPER-RELIGIOUS? 72 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:33,271 WELL, UH-- HOW'S THE FOOD? 73 00:05:28,438 --> 00:05:29,438 [ Grunting ] 74 00:05:29,438 --> 00:05:33,229 ALL RIGHT. SWITCH. LEFT LEAD. 75 00:05:36,146 --> 00:05:38,646 SO YOU REALLY THINK THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP US? 76 00:05:38,646 --> 00:05:42,229 IF YOU MEAN ARE THEY GONNA HELP US FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT GLORY-- 77 00:05:42,229 --> 00:05:44,563 I SAW THAT COMING. YOU'RE DROPPING YOUR SHOULDER. 78 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,729 THE RESOURCES THAT THE WATCHERS COUNCIL HAVE AT ITS DISPOSAL... 79 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:51,980 I MEAN, THE CENTRAL LIBRARY ALONE IS-- 80 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,479 DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BOOKS AGAIN. 81 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,813 YOU GET ALL-- AND SOMETIMES THERE'S DROOL. 82 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,855 I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE REALLY EXHAUSTED... 83 00:05:59,855 --> 00:06:02,688 THE MATERIALS I HAVE HERE AND WE'RE COMING UP EMPTY. 84 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:07,188 AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE STILL DROPPING YOUR SHOULDER. 85 00:06:07,188 --> 00:06:09,187 I CAN SEE WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH YOUR RIGHT. 86 00:06:09,187 --> 00:06:11,354 YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! 87 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:14,729 W-WOW! OHH! SORRY, SORRY. 88 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:17,729 SO, GLORY'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO THEM ABOUT, RIGHT? 89 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:21,646 LET'S-LET'S TAKE A BREAK. ANSWER ME. 90 00:06:21,646 --> 00:06:25,813 I'M NOT GONNA MENTION DAWN'S NAME. I WOULDN'T DO THAT. I PROMISE. 91 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:28,771 BUT YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM ABOUT THE KEY? 92 00:06:28,771 --> 00:06:31,271 THAT GLORY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE KEY? 93 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:34,312 KNOWING HER GOAL IS-IS CRUCIAL. 94 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:37,938 I MEAN, IF ANYTHING HELPS THEM UNCOVER HER ORIGINS, 95 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:41,229 - HER PLANS-- - I KNOW. 96 00:06:41,229 --> 00:06:44,104 IT'S JUST I TRUST THESE WATCHERS ABOUT AS FAR AS YOU COULD THROW THEM. 97 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,312 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 98 00:06:46,312 --> 00:06:50,479 I'M JUST FREAKED ABOUT THE IDEA OF GIVING THEM... 99 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,855 ANY INFORMATION THAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD THEM TO DAWN. 100 00:06:52,855 --> 00:06:55,938 TRULY, BUFFY, IF I SAW AN ALTERNATIVE-- 101 00:06:55,938 --> 00:06:58,646 IF THE INITIATIVE WERE STILL AROUND, 102 00:06:58,646 --> 00:07:01,855 I'D CONSIDER USING THEM, BUT THEY'RE GONE. 103 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,312 AND THEN RILEY WAS THE LAST LINK WE HAD TO THE GOVERNMENT. 104 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:09,771 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO, UH-- 105 00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:14,646 IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN SAY HIS NAME. 106 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:18,230 I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 107 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,146 PEOPLE BREAK UP AND THEY MOVE ON. 108 00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:22,896 FOR A WHILE IT FEELS LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD, YOU KNOW, 109 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:26,021 BUT BIG PICTURE-- NOT SO HUGE. 110 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:30,104 NOT SO HUGE? I JUST SAID IT FEELS LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD! 111 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:32,855 DON'T YOU LISTEN? 112 00:07:35,187 --> 00:07:38,271 I'M TEASING. OH. 113 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:41,813 SORT OF. I'LL BE OKAY. 114 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:44,688 WELL, I DO HATE TO GO IF YOU'RE FEELING BADLY. 115 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:47,271 LOOK, IF IT HELPS YOU FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT GLORY, 116 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:50,646 I'M THRILLED TO HAVE YOU GONE. 117 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,855 [ Anya ] YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK? 118 00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:57,062 - THAT'S GREAT! - YES, YES, EVERYBODY SEEMS DELIGHTED ABOUT IT. 119 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:59,187 WELL, I GET TO RUN THE STORE, RIGHT? 120 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,479 YOU? WELL, THERE'S QUITE A LOT FOR ONE PERSON TO TAKE CARE OF. 121 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:05,104 UH, UH, I MEAN, THE TRASH MEN, FOR EXAMPLE. 122 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:07,187 I MEAN, TH-TH-THEY'VE BEEN MAKING SUCH A MESS IN THE BACK ALLEY... 123 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,604 THAT THE RECYCLING PEOPLE CAN'T GET IN THERE TO COLLECT. 124 00:08:09,604 --> 00:08:12,312 - WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO TALK TO THEM. - I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT. 125 00:08:12,312 --> 00:08:15,146 I'M ENVIOUS, MR. GILES. A TRIP TO ENGLAND SOUNDS... 126 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:19,563 SO EXCITING AND EXOTIC... UNLESS YOU'RE ENGLISH. 127 00:08:19,563 --> 00:08:22,104 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SHOP. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 128 00:08:22,104 --> 00:08:26,521 -WE CAN OPEN AND CLOSE, AND WE'LL DEAL WITH EVERYONE. -WE CAN COME BY BETWEEN CLASSES. 129 00:08:26,521 --> 00:08:29,479 USUALLY I USE THAT TIME TO COPY OVER MY CLASS NOTES... 130 00:08:29,479 --> 00:08:33,229 WITH A SYSTEM OF DIFFERENT COLORED PENS, 131 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:36,563 BUT IT'S BEEN POINTED OUT TO ME THAT THAT'S, YOU KNOW, INSANE. 132 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:40,187 - I SAID "QUIRKY." - HELLO? I WORK HERE. 133 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,896 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. - YEAH, ANYA CAN DO IT. 134 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:46,729 THANKS, SWEETIE. WELL SAID. 135 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:49,521 UM, ANYA, WHILE I COMPLETELY TRUST YOU, 136 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:51,771 UH-UH, TO TAKE CARE OF THE INVENTORY AND THE MONEY, 137 00:08:51,771 --> 00:08:53,855 UM, 138 00:08:53,855 --> 00:08:57,855 DEALING WITH PEOPLE REQUIRES A CERTAIN, UH, FINESSE. 139 00:08:57,855 --> 00:09:01,521 I HAVE FINESSE! I HAVE FINESSE COMING OUT OF MY BOTTOM! 140 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:04,021 I CAN COMPLETELY LIE TO THE HEALTH INSPECTOR. 141 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:07,146 I CAN, YOU KNOW, DISTRACT HIM WITH COY SMILES AND BRIBE HIM WITH MONEY AND GOODS. 142 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,604 SEE THERE? SHE'LL BE GREAT. 143 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:12,563 DON'T WORRY, GILES. I'LL HELP HER TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 144 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:16,187 IT'LL BE SHIPSHAPE. BETTER, IT'LL BE "SHOPSHAPE." 145 00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:20,146 XANDER, SHE'S TALKING TO GILES LIKE I'M NOT HERE. 146 00:09:20,146 --> 00:09:23,479 - MAKE HER STOP. - PERHAPS I'D BETTER CALL THE AIRLINE. 147 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,563 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT. XANDER, TELL HER! 148 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:27,062 SCHEDULE AN EARLIER FLIGHT BACK. EXCUSE ME. 149 00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:30,146 TELL HER THAT I DON'T NEED HER HELP. 150 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:34,312 - SO, HOW GOES THE SLAYING? - I KILLED SOMETHING IN A CONVENT LAST NIGHT. 151 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:39,230 IN ANY OTHER ROOM, A FRIGHTENING DECLARATION. HERE, A WELCOME DISTRACTION. 152 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,354 TELL US ALL ABOUT THE KILLING, BUFF. 153 00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:43,896 PRETTY STANDARD. VAMPIRE STAKING. 154 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:47,104 OH! BUT I MET A NUN AND SHE LET ME TRY ON HER WIMPLE. 155 00:09:47,104 --> 00:09:49,521 OKAY, NOW WE'RE BACK TO FRIGHTENING. 156 00:09:57,146 --> 00:10:01,688 YOU! YOU WITH THE ACTUAL CLOTHING. WHO ARE YOU? 157 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,688 DAWN! COME LOOK AT THIS. 158 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,813 IT'S HARD TO RECOGNIZE ME, HUH? 159 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,729 WHOA. NO MORE BATHROBE. 160 00:10:09,729 --> 00:10:12,521 MMM, I LOOKED AT IT TODAY AND THERE IT WAS, 161 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:16,312 ALL FUZZY AND BLUE, AND I JUST COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 162 00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:18,729 I DON'T THINK THE REST OF US WILL MISS IT MUCH EITHER. 163 00:10:18,729 --> 00:10:21,896 IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE RIPE, MOM. MAYBE WE SHOULD BURN IT. 164 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:25,771 - IT WOULD KEEP THE BUGS AWAY. - IT DOESN'T SMELL! 165 00:10:25,771 --> 00:10:28,146 FINE, FINE, MAKE YOUR FUNNY JOKES... 166 00:10:28,146 --> 00:10:30,938 AT THE EXPENSE OF THE WOMAN WITH A HOLE IN HER SKULL. 167 00:10:30,938 --> 00:10:35,104 LET'S GO. I THINK WE'VE TIRED HER OUT. 168 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:52,229 - WHATCHA DOIN'? - PLAYING SOCCER. 169 00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:54,604 CAN I HANG OUT IN HERE? 170 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:57,563 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 171 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:06,229 YOU TOOK DOWN HIS PICTURES. 172 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:09,521 YEAH. 173 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:12,396 I-- I THINK I WOULD'VE DONE THAT SOONER. 174 00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:16,479 LIKE, BOOM. DON'T WANNA SEE THAT FACE AGAIN. 175 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:22,980 IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. I WAS NEVER ANGRY WITH HIM. 176 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:26,396 OKAY, THAT'S A LIE. 177 00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:30,062 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HIS FACE. 178 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:33,312 I WAS JUST STARTING TO KIND OF LIKE THE GUY... 179 00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:37,980 AND THEN... GONE. SO FAST. 180 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:41,729 IT WASN'T REALLY SO FAST, HIM LEAVING. 181 00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:47,354 ACCORDING TO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T ME, IT WAS KIND OF GRADUAL. 182 00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:49,354 OH. 183 00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:55,438 DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER? NO. 184 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:58,938 BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED EARLIER? 185 00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:03,021 STOP BEING INSIGHTFUL. IT'S CREEPY. 186 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:13,938 IT HURTS. IN ALL KINDS OF HORRIBLE WAYS. 187 00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:16,438 IN THE WAY WHERE I'M FURIOUS AT HIM, 188 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:18,980 IN THE WAY WHERE I BLAME MYSELF... 189 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,646 AND ALL THE LITTLE WAYS I IMAGINE... 190 00:12:21,646 --> 00:12:23,771 HOW I COULD HAVE FIXED THINGS. 191 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:28,104 IT'LL GET BETTER. 192 00:12:28,104 --> 00:12:30,354 WON'T IT? 193 00:12:30,354 --> 00:12:32,938 I HOPE SO. 194 00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:37,062 YES, IT HAS TO. 195 00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:41,021 I'LL JUST KEEP GOING LIKE I HAVE BEEN, 196 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:44,021 AND EVERY DAY IT'LL GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 197 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:46,938 REALLY? EVERY DAY? 198 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:51,729 NOT REALLY. BUT IT'LL BE BETTER SOON. 199 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,146 IT STILL FEELS ALL SUDDEN TO ME. 200 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:58,729 WITH HIM GONE WHERE NO ONE CAN TALK TO HIM. 201 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:03,855 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. MAYBE HE'LL COME BACK. 202 00:13:03,855 --> 00:13:07,146 MAYBE HE'LL HATE THE JUNGLE, 203 00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:11,855 OR MAYBE HE'LL WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 204 00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:16,229 I COULD SAY ALL THE THINGS I DIDN'T GET TO SAY. 205 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,813 UM, 206 00:13:18,813 --> 00:13:21,813 THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU... 207 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:26,354 ABOUT SHOWING YOU RILEY IN THAT PLACE. 208 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:30,896 I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 209 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:33,438 ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING ALL BETRAYED-- 210 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,521 BY HIM, NOT ME. 211 00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:38,855 I WAS TRYING TO HELP, YOU KNOW. 212 00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:41,187 NOT LIKE I MADE HIM BE THERE, AFTER ALL. 213 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:47,104 ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP YOU. BEST INTENTIONS. 214 00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:50,271 YOU KNOW, PRETTY STATE YOU'D BE IN, THINKING THINGS ARE ALL RIGHT... 215 00:13:50,271 --> 00:13:54,646 WHILE HE'S TODDLING HALFWAY AROUND THE BEND. 216 00:13:54,646 --> 00:13:57,521 OH, I'LL INSULT HIM IF I WANT TO. 217 00:13:57,521 --> 00:14:00,062 I'M THE ONE WHO'S ON YOUR SIDE. 218 00:14:00,062 --> 00:14:02,104 ME, DOING YOU A FAVOR. 219 00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:04,646 AND YOU BEING DEAD PETTY ABOUT IT. 220 00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:07,187 ME, GETTING NOTHING BUT YOUR HATRED... 221 00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:09,563 AND YOUR VENOM AND-- YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH! 222 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,604 BITCH! 223 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:45,729 BUFFY, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 224 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:49,104 GOOD. AND-- AND HELLEBORE. 225 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,688 IT'S UP AND TO THE RIGHT. 226 00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:55,312 HELLEBORE. ONE OF MY FAVORITES. IT'S POWERFUL STUFF. 227 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,688 I TRIED TO USE IT TO DE-RAT AMY AND IT DIDN'T WORK, 228 00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:01,354 BUT I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE MADE HER REALLY SMART. 229 00:15:01,354 --> 00:15:05,062 SHE KEEPS GIVING ME THESE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S PLANNING SOMETHING. 230 00:15:05,062 --> 00:15:07,354 RUBBING HER PAWS TOGETHER. 231 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:11,104 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? 232 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:14,146 OH, WE'RE GONNA TRY OUT A FEW SPELLS. 233 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,396 THERE'S THIS THING YOU CAN DO WHERE YOU CREATE LIGHT, 234 00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:19,021 AND WE THOUGHT, WHAT IF YOU COULD MAKE, LIKE, SIMULATED SUNLIGHT? 235 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,938 YEAH, SO THEN, YOU KNOW, THERE BUFFY IS, 236 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:25,104 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND SHE FINDS THIS WHOLE NEST OF VAMPS, 237 00:15:25,104 --> 00:15:27,438 AND THEN SHE JUST GOES "PRESTO"! 238 00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,938 ONLY IT WON'T BE "PRESTO," EXACTLY. 239 00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:33,271 AND VOOMPH! THERE'S A FLOATING BALL OF SUNLIGHT. 240 00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:36,187 VAMPS GET DUSTY. YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK RIGHT AT IT THOUGH. 241 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:38,229 UH, THAT'S SWELL, BUT YOU CAN'T USE THIS STUFF. 242 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,312 GILES HAS ONLY BEEN GONE TWO DAYS, 243 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:43,062 AND YOU'RE ALREADY CAUSING TROUBLE. 244 00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:47,104 - YOU SHOULDN'T DO THINGS WHILE HE'S GONE. - YOU'RE THE FISH! 245 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:50,729 - WHAT? - THE FISH IN THE BOWL IN THE CAT IN THE HAT. 246 00:15:50,729 --> 00:15:52,771 HE WAS ALWAYS SAYING THAT THE-THE... 247 00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:55,521 CAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE WHILE THE MOTHER WAS OUT. 248 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:59,312 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A BOOK-- THIS CAT DOES ALL THIS MISCHIEF. 249 00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:01,729 IT'S SO CUTE. HE BALANCES A BUNCH OF STUFF, 250 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:03,771 INCLUDING THAT FISH IN THE BOWL. 251 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:06,187 AND-AND-- BUT DON'T TRY IT FOR REAL WHEN YOU'RE SIX. 252 00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:08,396 BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FISH FOR FIVE YEARS. 253 00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:11,771 YOU'RE REFERENCING LITERATURE I HAVE NO WAY TO BE FAMILIAR WITH. 254 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,938 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LEFT OUT, AND YOU'RE STEALING. 255 00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:18,896 I'M NOT STEALING. I'M JUST TAKING THINGS WITHOUT PAYING FOR THEM. 256 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:22,104 IN WHAT TWISTED DICTIONARY IS THAT STEALING? 257 00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:26,104 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST PAY. - ANYA, GILES WOULD BE TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS. 258 00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:30,229 COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. WE COULD SHOW YOU HOW TO DO SOME STUFF. 259 00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:32,729 YOU COULD BE FLOATING PENCILS BY THE END OF THE DAY. 260 00:16:32,729 --> 00:16:37,438 SOMETIMES I MISS HAVING POWERS. 261 00:16:37,438 --> 00:16:40,813 OH. OH! I KNOW WHAT THIS IS! 262 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,396 THIS IS PEER PRESSURE! ANY SECOND NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME... 263 00:16:43,396 --> 00:16:46,938 - SMOKE TOBACCO AND HAVE DRUGS. - LOOK HOW EASY. 264 00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:55,396 HEY! DON'T FLOAT THE MERCHANDISE! 265 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,688 [ Bell Jingling ] 266 00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,021 [ Anya ] STOP THAT! 267 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:03,230 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. MY TWO FAVORITE GIRLS. THREE FAVORITE GIRLS. 268 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,146 XANDER, WILLOW'S STEALING. SHE'S A BURGLAR. 269 00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:10,062 RIGHT. THE CUNNING, BROAD DAYLIGHT, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BURGLAR. 270 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:14,230 XANDER, I'M JUST DOING A SPELL TO HELP BUFFY. 271 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,813 GILES LEFT ME IN CHARGE. TELL HER. 272 00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:18,271 HEY. HEY. JUDGE XANDER REQUESTING A RECESS HERE. 273 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,396 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T PULL HIM INTO THIS. YES, SEE? 274 00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:23,688 TARA'S WITH ME. PROTECT ME, TARA. 275 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:27,354 XANDER, WHAT I'M DOING, IT'S A GOOD THING. 276 00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:31,230 AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK, GILES NEVER EVEN NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 277 00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:35,021 OOPS. 278 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,271 [ Anya ] THE CASH REGISTER! 279 00:17:37,271 --> 00:17:40,021 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CASH REGISTER? DEAR GOD! 280 00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:44,479 I'LL FIX IT! I'LL FIX IT! RECURSAT. 281 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:48,146 THERE. ALL BACK. GOOD AS NEW. 282 00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:51,312 MONEY. DID YOU HURT THE MONEY? 283 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:54,104 MONEY GOOD? SHE ENDANGERED THE MONEY! 284 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:58,062 OF COURSE, THAT'S WHAT SHE CARES ABOUT. 285 00:17:58,062 --> 00:18:00,146 "I LIKE MONEY BETTER THAN PEOPLE. 286 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:04,729 PEOPLE CAN SO RARELY BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND/OR SERVICES." 287 00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:07,604 SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE ME! WELL, CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE HOW SHE'S ACTING? 288 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,688 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE. 289 00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:13,396 - I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU PULL ME INTO THIS. - I'M NOT. 290 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:17,271 WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS BETWEEN YOU TWO, JUST FIGURE IT OUT WITHOUT ME. 291 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:19,771 XANDER, DON'T GO. 292 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,229 YOU MADE HIM MAD. ME? 293 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:32,104 TARA, WHO DO YOU THINK HE WAS MORE MAD AT? 294 00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:35,646 UM, YOU KNOW? I THINK, UH, MAYBE-- 295 00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,688 MAYBE YOU GUYS HAVE SOME STUFF YOU NEED TO WORK OUT. 296 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,938 YOU KNOW, JUST REALLY TALK. 297 00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:51,646 FLEABANE. FIFTEEN CENTS. 298 00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,312 SALAMANDER EYES. 299 00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:59,229 TEN BUCKS FOR 12. BARGAIN. 300 00:18:59,229 --> 00:19:02,187 BINDWEED. OOH, THAT'S A PRICEY ONE. 301 00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:04,855 WOULD YOU STOP THAT? IT'S VERY DISTRACTING. 302 00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:09,479 FINE. MAKE YOUR LITTLE BALL OF SUNSHINE. I'LL BE QUIET. 303 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:13,438 GOOD, BECAUSE THIS SPELL IS VERY SENSITIVE. 304 00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:16,438 ONCE I BEGIN, ANY NON-RITUAL WORD CAN DISRUPT IT. 305 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,646 FINE. 306 00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:21,230 OKAY. HERE WE GO. 307 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,813 - DID YOU START YET? - SHH! NO! 308 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:34,229 THIS IS IT. 309 00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:38,271 SPIRITS OF LIGHT, I INVOKE THEE. 310 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:41,938 LET THE GLOOM OF DARKNESS PART BEFORE YOU. 311 00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:46,229 LET THE MOONLIGHT BE MADE PALE BY YOUR PRESENCE. 312 00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:48,021 SPIRITS-- IS IT DONE? 313 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,604 SHH! 314 00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:55,688 SPIRITS OF LIGHT, GRANT MY WISHES. SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE. 315 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:58,688 DO YOU WANNA SCREW THIS UP? 316 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:03,438 NO, NO. I'M SURE YOU CAN DO THAT ALL ON YOUR OWN. 317 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:06,521 HEY, ANYA, WHATEVER REALLY HAS YOU MAD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT... 318 00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:09,479 LIKE YOU DO EVERY OTHER THOUGHT THAT STOMPS THROUGH YOUR BRAIN? 319 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:12,146 - I BELIEVE I HAVE SAID IT. - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 320 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:15,021 COME ON. LET IT OUT! 321 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,729 - [ ROARS ] - [ BOTH SHRIEK ] 322 00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:34,813 [ GROWLS ] 323 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,604 [ GROWLING ] 324 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:50,104 HE'S NOT A BALL OF SUNSHINE. 325 00:20:55,271 --> 00:20:58,229 AH, NEW SEMESTER, NEW CLASSES. 326 00:20:58,229 --> 00:21:02,021 WHOLE NEW VISTAS OF KNOWLEDGE TO BE CONFUSED AND INTIMIDATED BY. 327 00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:03,938 I THINK THIS ONE'S GONNA BE KIND OF FUN. 328 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:06,229 GREEK ART IS GONNA TOUCH ON SO MANY THINGS, 329 00:21:06,229 --> 00:21:08,646 MYTHOLOGY AND HISTORY AND PHILOSOPHY. 330 00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:12,271 THE PROFESSOR SPIT TOO MUCH WHEN HE TALKED. IT WAS LIKE BEING AT SEAWORLD. 331 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,813 "THE FIRST FIVE ROWS WILL GET WET." [ Chuckles ] 332 00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:17,229 THAT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, UM, ENTHUSIASM. 333 00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:20,146 IT SEEMED VERY MUCH LIKE SALIVA. 334 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,729 WE'LL SIT FARTHER BACK NEXT TIME. HMM. GOOD PLAN. 335 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,021 I NEED TO KEEP THIS COURSE. 336 00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:28,688 THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT FITS INTO MY SCHEDULE IS CENTRAL AMERICAN GEOPOLITICS. 337 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,813 HMM. AND NO, THANK YOU. 338 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:37,271 I EVEN HEAR THE WORD JUNGLE, AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HIM. 339 00:21:37,271 --> 00:21:40,646 YOU KNOW, IS THAT THE ONE RILEY'S IN? 340 00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:43,521 I REALLY DON'T NEED A DAILY 2:00 KNIFE IN THE HEART. 341 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:46,354 IS IT THAT BAD? 342 00:21:46,354 --> 00:21:48,813 SORT OF. 343 00:21:48,813 --> 00:21:50,938 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET PERSPECTIVE ON THE WHOLE SITUATION. 344 00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:54,146 YOU KNOW, MAYBE RILEY'S WHERE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 345 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,354 YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE NEEDED TO BE WHERE HE WAS NEEDED. 346 00:21:57,354 --> 00:21:59,729 WILLOW SAYS THAT THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. 347 00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:03,438 BUT YOU EVER NOTICE PEOPLE ONLY SAY THAT ABOUT BAD THINGS? 348 00:22:03,438 --> 00:22:05,396 BUT NOT FOR ME THE FURROWED BROW. 349 00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:07,604 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO PICK UP WILLOW... 350 00:22:07,604 --> 00:22:11,062 AND INDULGE IN A LITTLE AFTER-SCHOOL HAMBURGER? I GUESS WE COULD. 351 00:22:11,062 --> 00:22:13,229 SHE MIGHT STILL BE AT THE MAGIC SHOP. 352 00:22:13,229 --> 00:22:16,146 I WAS THERE EARLIER AND SHE AND ANYA KIND OF GOT IN THIS LITTLE SQUABBLE. 353 00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:18,980 XANDER AND I SORT OF CLEARED OUT. HE WAS PRETTY UPSET. 354 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:23,396 ANYA AND XANDER ARE IN TROUBLE? OH! 355 00:22:23,396 --> 00:22:27,062 NO, I SAID THAT ALL WRONG. IT WAS NOTHING. WILLOW AND ANYA WERE SORT OF FIGHTING, 356 00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:29,604 AND THEN XANDER KIND OF SNAPPED AT BOTH OF THEM AND HE LEFT. 357 00:22:29,604 --> 00:22:32,521 HE LEFT? XANDER LEFT ANYA? 358 00:22:32,521 --> 00:22:35,021 UM, NO, NOT LEFT HER, LEFT HER. 359 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,396 HE JUST LEFT. 360 00:22:37,396 --> 00:22:39,688 IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE THING. REALLY. LITTLE THING? 361 00:22:39,688 --> 00:22:42,438 SEE, THE THING IS, LITTLE THINGS GET BIGGER. 362 00:22:42,438 --> 00:22:45,021 YOU KNOW? AND-AND-- AND IF YOU DON'T CATCH THE LITTLE THING... 363 00:22:45,021 --> 00:22:48,229 AND THEN, BOOM! YOU HAVE THIS-THIS WHOLE HUGE THING! 364 00:22:48,229 --> 00:22:50,354 OH, DEAR. 365 00:22:50,354 --> 00:22:52,729 NOT THEM, WITH THE LITTLE THINGS. 366 00:22:52,729 --> 00:22:55,146 THEY CAN'T BREAK UP! I THINK-- 367 00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:57,980 THEY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LOVE. I THINK THEY'LL BE FINE. 368 00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:03,229 [ Muffled ] THEY HAVE A MIRACULOUS LOVE. WHAT? 369 00:23:03,229 --> 00:23:06,771 A MIRACULOUS LOVE. [ Sobbing ] 370 00:23:09,062 --> 00:23:11,729 [ Anya ] THERE! THAT PARKED CAR! WE'RE STILL ON HIS TRAIL. 371 00:23:11,729 --> 00:23:13,396 I DON'T EVEN GET HOW WE MADE THAT GUY, 372 00:23:13,396 --> 00:23:16,187 BECAUSE-- WOW, ADVANCED. 373 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,146 NO ONE MADE HIM. HE MUST HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THAT CRYSTAL... 374 00:23:19,146 --> 00:23:22,021 AND YOU RELEASED HIM. I RELEASED HIM? 375 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,563 NO, THIS WAS DEFINITELY A "WE" THING. 376 00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:27,771 OR A "YOU" THING. IT DEFINITELY FEELS LIKE A "YOU" THING. 377 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:30,312 LOOK, JUST FIND THE REVERSAL SPELL. 378 00:23:30,312 --> 00:23:32,604 AND HURRY! LOOK WHAT HE DID TO THAT LAMPPOST! 379 00:23:32,604 --> 00:23:35,354 I'M TRYING. PUT THE TOP UP. THE PAGES ARE ALL BLOWY. 380 00:23:35,354 --> 00:23:37,688 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THE TOP UP. 381 00:23:37,688 --> 00:23:39,438 I ONLY JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT THE LEFT PEDAL DOES. 382 00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:42,521 IT MAKES US STOP! 383 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,896 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? 384 00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:47,062 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? 385 00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:51,021 WELL, I COULDN'T KNOW IF I COULD UNTIL I TRIED, COULD I? 386 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:53,646 THIS IS VERY, VERY BAD. 387 00:23:53,646 --> 00:23:55,980 THERE'S AN OGRE ON THE LOOSE-- 388 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,855 - TROLL. - WHAT? 389 00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,980 TROLL ON THE LOOSE. 390 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,230 NOW, HOLD ON. I'M GONNA PRESS THE RIGHT PEDAL HARDER. 391 00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:04,312 I EXPECT US TO ACCELERATE. 392 00:24:06,354 --> 00:24:09,479 THERE'S A TROLL ON THE LOOSE, AND YOU'RE GONNA CRASH GILES'S CAR! 393 00:24:09,479 --> 00:24:11,604 IT'S LIKELY. WE'RE GOING VERY FAST. 394 00:24:11,604 --> 00:24:15,146 YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME AND NOT DONE A SPELL. GILES PUT ME IN CHARGE. 395 00:24:15,146 --> 00:24:17,646 GILES CAN BE AN IDIOT. THE SMART KIND, BUT STILL. 396 00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:20,855 - XANDER AGREED. - OH, RIGHT. XANDER DOESN'T STEP OUT OF LINE. 397 00:24:20,855 --> 00:24:24,855 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? - NOTHING. 398 00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:30,354 [ Anya ] WILLOW! FIND THAT SPELL QUICKLY! 399 00:24:30,354 --> 00:24:32,813 WHOA. THAT'S GONE. 400 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,354 HEY, WATCH IT. OH, IT'S YOU. 401 00:24:43,354 --> 00:24:46,146 SPIKE. DON'T LET ME STOP YOU FROM NOT BEING HERE. 402 00:24:46,146 --> 00:24:48,938 I WAS HERE FIRST, YOU KNOW. UH-HUH. 403 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,980 GO AWAY. 404 00:24:55,187 --> 00:24:57,354 NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT... 405 00:24:57,354 --> 00:24:59,646 WHEN IT'S BUGGING YOU SO MUCH HAVING ME HERE? 406 00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:02,312 THEY HAVE CHICKEN WINGS TOO. 407 00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:04,646 ALSO A SORT OF A FLOWER-SHAPED THING... 408 00:25:04,646 --> 00:25:07,771 THEY MAKE FROM AN ONION-- IT'S BRILLIANT. 409 00:25:07,771 --> 00:25:09,729 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME HOPING THAT I'LL GET SO DEPRESSED... 410 00:25:09,729 --> 00:25:12,479 THAT I'LL IMPALE MYSELF ON A FORK RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? 411 00:25:12,479 --> 00:25:14,354 LOVELY THOUGHT. 412 00:25:14,354 --> 00:25:16,729 IF I DON'T HURT YOU MYSELF, THE CHIP WOULDN'T ZAP ME. 413 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:19,938 I COULD EAT YOU THAT WAY. BEAT THE ONION THING ALL TO HELL. 414 00:25:19,938 --> 00:25:23,438 HEY! THOSE ARE MINE. 415 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:27,230 MY, MY. SOMEONE'S IN A TEMPER. 416 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:31,230 THIS ALL SYMPATHETIC "COMMISERY" BORROWED FROM THE SLAYER? 417 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,771 WHAT? NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH BUFFY. 418 00:25:34,771 --> 00:25:37,021 SO SHE'S ALL RIGHT, THEN. NOT, UH, 419 00:25:37,021 --> 00:25:39,229 HOLDING GRUDGES. 420 00:25:39,229 --> 00:25:41,396 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 421 00:25:41,396 --> 00:25:44,604 WHAT DOES BUFFY HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? WHAT GRUDGES? 422 00:25:44,604 --> 00:25:46,896 OH, YEAH. OKAY. NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT HER THEN. 423 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:49,104 I'M SURE SHE'S MERRILY SLAYING SOME PALS OF MINE, 424 00:25:49,104 --> 00:25:52,271 HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME. 425 00:25:52,271 --> 00:25:54,646 [ Buffy ] THIS IS VERY BAD. 426 00:25:54,646 --> 00:25:57,646 WILLOW? ANYA? 427 00:25:57,646 --> 00:26:01,062 THEY'RE NOT BACK THERE, EITHER. THEY'RE GONE. 428 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,896 BUFFY, SOMETHING'S BEEN HERE, AND WILLOW'S GONE. 429 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:08,188 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET HER BACK. I PROMISE. 430 00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:10,688 COME ON. THIS THING'S PROBABLY LEAVING A HUGE TRAIL. 431 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:21,187 [ Laughing ] PUNY RECEPTACLE! 432 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:23,187 [ Grunts ] 433 00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:28,896 [ Growls ] YOU DO WELL TO FLEE, TOWNSPEOPLE! 434 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,729 I WILL PILLAGE YOUR LANDS AND DWELLINGS. 435 00:26:31,729 --> 00:26:34,855 I WILL BURN YOUR CROPS AND MAKE MERRY SPORT... 436 00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:37,146 WITH YOUR MORE ATTRACTIVE DAUGHTERS. 437 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:40,021 [ Laughs ] MARK MY WORDS. 438 00:26:41,855 --> 00:26:44,855 [ Sniffing ] OOH! ALE! 439 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:48,104 I SMELL DELICIOUS ALE! 440 00:26:50,271 --> 00:26:53,146 THEY GET IN THESE FIGHTS, AND THEY'RE BOTH LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE I'M THE REFEREE. 441 00:26:53,146 --> 00:26:56,729 ALSO, SOMETIMES I'LL SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ANYA, AND WILLOW'LL GET THIS LOOK, 442 00:26:56,729 --> 00:26:58,938 THIS, UH, WHAT-THE-HELL- DO-YOU-SEE-IN-HER LOOK. 443 00:26:58,938 --> 00:27:01,729 I KNOW THAT LOOK. A LOT OF PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GOT DRU, YOU KNOW? 444 00:27:01,729 --> 00:27:04,271 WELL, SHE WAS INSANE. 445 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:07,396 THEN IT'S LIKE, WELL, I GET ALL TORN, 446 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:10,688 BECAUSE WILLOW'S MY BEST FRIEND, AND I REALLY VALUE HER OPINION, BUT, UH, 447 00:27:10,688 --> 00:27:12,604 ANYA'S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW? 448 00:27:12,604 --> 00:27:15,813 WHAT DOES THE SLAYER THINK OF ALL THIS FRICTION IN THE RANKS? 449 00:27:15,813 --> 00:27:19,062 - CAN'T BE GOOD FOR MORALE. - I DON'T KNOW. 450 00:27:19,062 --> 00:27:22,187 SHE'S A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED, MAYBE. 451 00:27:22,187 --> 00:27:24,312 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, WHAT WITH ALL THE UPSET, 452 00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:26,813 ALL THE BLAMING OF INNOCENT BYSTANDERS... 453 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,896 THAT GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MESS. WHAT? 454 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:31,062 I MEAN, DID SHE WANT TO BE MADE A FOOL OF? 455 00:27:31,062 --> 00:27:33,230 AND WHAT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT? 456 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,146 HEY, WATCH IT, MATE. 457 00:27:35,146 --> 00:27:37,896 ON SECOND THOUGHT, DO WHAT YOU LIKE. 458 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:40,688 [ Sniffs ] ALE! YES! 459 00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:43,187 AHH, FRAGRANT ALE. AHH. 460 00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:48,729 SO, UH, THINK I SHOULD RUN AND GET BUFFY? 461 00:27:48,729 --> 00:27:52,021 [ Belches ] AHH. 462 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,354 [ Sighs ] 463 00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:58,354 BARMAID, BRING ME STRONGER ALE... 464 00:27:58,354 --> 00:28:02,062 AND SOME PLUMP, SUCCULENT BABIES TO EAT. 465 00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:05,729 I'M GONNA RUN AND GET BUFFY, OR MAYBE YOU COULD FIGHT HIM. 466 00:28:05,729 --> 00:28:08,230 YEAH, I COULD DO THAT, BUT I'M PARALYZED WITH NOT CARING VERY MUCH. 467 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:11,021 YOU THERE! 468 00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:13,021 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE ARE BABIES? 469 00:28:13,021 --> 00:28:16,230 WHAT DO YOU THINK, THE HOSPITAL? WHAT? SHUT UP. 470 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,188 UM, LISTEN. 471 00:28:18,188 --> 00:28:20,104 I FIND MYSELF VERY HUNGRY. 472 00:28:20,104 --> 00:28:23,062 AND WHEN I AM HUNGRY, I GROW SHORT OF PATIENCE. 473 00:28:23,062 --> 00:28:25,646 WELL, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE HUNGRY. 474 00:28:25,646 --> 00:28:29,646 SO, HOW'S ABOUT YOU JUST SIT DOWN IN ONE OF THE STURDIER CHAIRS, 475 00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:31,688 AND WE COULD HAVE A CALM TALK AND SOMETHING TO EAT. 476 00:28:31,688 --> 00:28:34,604 CAN IT BE BABIES? WELL, NOT SO MUCH. 477 00:28:34,604 --> 00:28:37,688 - OHH. - BUT MAYBE... 478 00:28:37,688 --> 00:28:41,771 SOME ROAST PIGS AND STAGS... 479 00:28:41,771 --> 00:28:43,688 AND MUCH HEARTY GROG. 480 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:46,646 THEY'VE GOT THIS ONION THING. YOU CANNOT APPEASE ME! 481 00:28:46,646 --> 00:28:50,813 DO NOT TRY! MORE ALE! [ Grunts ] 482 00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:55,521 XANDER, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. THERE'S A TROLL. 483 00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:58,146 UH, A BIG GUY? HAMMER? 484 00:28:58,146 --> 00:29:00,813 I THINK I NOTICED HIM. 485 00:29:00,813 --> 00:29:04,479 I WISH BUFFY WAS HERE. I'M HERE. 486 00:29:04,479 --> 00:29:07,688 I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS. 487 00:29:07,688 --> 00:29:10,479 - JUST CHECKING. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 488 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,646 WHERE DID HE COME FROM? 489 00:29:12,646 --> 00:29:16,729 - HELLO, BUFFY. - WILLOW STOLE INGREDIENTS... 490 00:29:16,729 --> 00:29:20,312 AND RELEASED HIM FROM A PURPLE CRYSTAL-- HE'S A TROLL. 491 00:29:20,312 --> 00:29:23,062 YOU DID THIS? ME? NO, WE. 492 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:26,563 I MEAN, US. HER. IT'S VERY COMPLEX. 493 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:28,771 WE CAN STOP HIM. WILLOW, DO THE SPELL. 494 00:29:28,771 --> 00:29:33,312 UH, "LET THE CONJURING BE--" 495 00:29:33,312 --> 00:29:35,646 STOP! [ Growls ] 496 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:38,271 NOBODY LETS ME FINISH. 497 00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:41,938 YOU... TOLD THE WITCH TO DO THAT, ANYANKA. 498 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,604 YOU SEEM DETERMINED TO PUT AN END TO ALL MY FUN, 499 00:29:44,604 --> 00:29:47,187 JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID WHEN WE WERE DATING! 500 00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:55,396 UH, UM-- YOU DATED HIM? 501 00:29:55,396 --> 00:29:57,604 YOU DATED A TROLL? 502 00:29:57,604 --> 00:30:00,230 AND WE'RE, WHAT, SURPRISED BY THIS? 503 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,021 HE WASN'T A TROLL THEN. 504 00:30:02,021 --> 00:30:04,271 YOU KNOW, HE WAS JUST A BIG, DUMB GUY, AND... 505 00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:06,646 YOU KNOW, HE CHEATED ON ME, AND I MADE HIM INTO A TROLL. 506 00:30:06,646 --> 00:30:09,729 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS HOW I GOT THE JOB AS A VENGEANCE DEMON. 507 00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:11,187 [ Bellowing ] 508 00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,938 I DID NOT CHEAT! 509 00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:16,187 NOT IN MY HEART. 510 00:30:16,187 --> 00:30:18,146 IT WAS ONLY ONE WENCH. 511 00:30:18,146 --> 00:30:21,354 I HAD HAD A GREAT DEAL OF MEAD. 512 00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:23,604 NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M A TROLL. 513 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:27,896 OHH, OHH. YOU DID THIS, ANYANKA. 514 00:30:27,896 --> 00:30:30,438 - YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS! - BUT-BUT... 515 00:30:30,438 --> 00:30:33,813 YOU SEEM TO ENJOY THE-- THE BEING A TROLL. 516 00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:36,521 I ADJUSTED. 517 00:30:36,521 --> 00:30:38,771 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? WITCHES-- 518 00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:42,146 FILTHY, DIRTY, DISGUSTING WITCHES. 519 00:30:42,146 --> 00:30:45,813 THEY TRAPPED ME. I WAS IMPRISONED IN THAT CRYSTAL FOR CENTURIES. 520 00:30:45,813 --> 00:30:49,229 OHH! A CURSE ON ALL WITCHES! 521 00:30:49,229 --> 00:30:51,855 - ALL MUST DIE! - WILLOW, AGAIN. 522 00:30:51,855 --> 00:30:54,813 "LET THE CONJURING BE UNDONE, RETURN THE BEAST TO NATIVE FORM." 523 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,729 WITCH, YOU MUST STOP! 524 00:30:56,729 --> 00:31:00,021 "KEEP HIM FAR FROM US AND OURS AS LONG AS MY VOICE SHALL SOUND." 525 00:31:00,021 --> 00:31:02,187 [ Laughing ] 526 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,229 - IT DID NOT WORK. - WAIT. "LET THE CONJURING--" 527 00:31:08,229 --> 00:31:11,229 - [ Growling ] - [ Grunting ] 528 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:20,104 - [ Troll Straining ] - [ Buffy Grunting ] 529 00:31:20,104 --> 00:31:22,563 [ Low Growl ] 530 00:31:31,438 --> 00:31:33,312 [ Beams Creaking ] 531 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:41,021 [ People Screaming ] 532 00:31:51,896 --> 00:31:53,855 [ Straining ] 533 00:31:56,938 --> 00:31:59,271 WHERE IS HE? GONE. 534 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:03,062 XANDER, FOLLOW HIM. ANYA, WILLOW, HEAD BACK TO THE MAGIC SHOP. 535 00:32:03,062 --> 00:32:05,062 FIND A SPELL THAT WILL ACTUALLY STOP HIM. 536 00:32:05,062 --> 00:32:08,771 [ Moaning ] 537 00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:11,271 [ Buffy Grunting ] 538 00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:17,771 [ Woman ] YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 539 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:21,312 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - MAKING THIS WOMAN MORE COMFORTABLE. 540 00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:24,646 I'M NOT SAMPLING, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. 541 00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:27,229 LOOK AT ALL THESE LOVELY BLOOD-COVERED PEOPLE. 542 00:32:27,229 --> 00:32:30,229 I COULD, BUT NOT A TASTE FOR SPIKE, NOT A LICK. 543 00:32:30,229 --> 00:32:32,563 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 544 00:32:32,563 --> 00:32:35,104 YOU WANT CREDIT FOR NOT FEEDING... 545 00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:37,104 OFF BLEEDING DISASTER VICTIMS? 546 00:32:37,104 --> 00:32:39,896 WELL, YEAH. 547 00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:42,062 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 548 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:47,229 WHAT'S IT TAKE? [ Scoffs ] 549 00:32:47,229 --> 00:32:51,312 HURRY UP! I'M TAKING EVERYTHING ON RELOCATION SPELLS, 550 00:32:51,312 --> 00:32:53,980 SUSPENSION SPELLS, AND, WHAT THE HECK, 551 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:57,729 SPELLS TO MAKE HIM REALLY SLEEPY, BECAUSE-- SLIGHTLY BETTER. 552 00:32:57,729 --> 00:33:01,230 IN CASE WE NEED 'EM, I'M GETTING MORE OF ALL THE THINGS YOU STOLE. 553 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,104 I DIDN'T-- WHY DO YOU DO THAT? 554 00:33:03,104 --> 00:33:05,187 WHAT? YOU'RE SO RUDE. 555 00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:07,354 I MEAN, SURE, AT FIRST-- 556 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:10,813 EX-DEMON, DOESN'T KNOW THE RULES. WELL, YOU BEEN HERE FOREVER. 557 00:33:10,813 --> 00:33:13,230 LEARN THE RULES. RULES ARE STUPID. 558 00:33:13,230 --> 00:33:15,354 GREAT. WHATEVER. 559 00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:17,312 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED... 560 00:33:17,312 --> 00:33:19,271 IN LEARNING TO ACT MORE HUMAN. 561 00:33:19,271 --> 00:33:21,938 SOME OF US ENJOY IT. 562 00:33:21,938 --> 00:33:25,813 OH, LOOK FOR SPELLS WITH DIMENSIONAL PORTALS TOO. I AM A HUMAN. 563 00:33:25,813 --> 00:33:29,604 AND THERE ARE MANY HUMANS WHO ARE STRANGER THAN ME. 564 00:33:29,604 --> 00:33:31,896 UH-HUH, BUT UNLESS I'M REALLY WRONG... 565 00:33:31,896 --> 00:33:33,938 ABOUT CRAZY LARRY DOWN AT THE BUS STOP, 566 00:33:33,938 --> 00:33:36,354 HE'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA TURN XANDER INTO A TROLL. 567 00:33:36,354 --> 00:33:39,896 WELL, THAT'S A VERY COMPLICATED PROCEDURE. 568 00:33:39,896 --> 00:33:43,980 OH, YOU THINK I'M GONNA HURT XANDER? 569 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,104 I WOULD NEVER HURT XANDER! 570 00:33:47,104 --> 00:33:51,104 YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD DO THAT. ANYA, IT'S WHAT YOU DO. 571 00:33:51,104 --> 00:33:54,354 YOU SPENT, WHAT, A THOUSAND YEARS HURTING MEN? 572 00:33:54,354 --> 00:33:57,438 YOU GOT YOUR THOUSAND-YEARS- OF-HURTING-MEN GOLD WATCH. 573 00:33:57,438 --> 00:34:00,646 I WAS A DEMON THEN, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY POWERS NOW. 574 00:34:00,646 --> 00:34:04,187 - IS THIS THE SPELL? - ONLY IF YOU WANT HIM TO DOUBLE IN SIZE... 575 00:34:04,187 --> 00:34:06,729 AND GROW EXTRA ARMS, WHICH-- LET'S NOT. 576 00:34:06,729 --> 00:34:08,896 AND, BY THE WAY, YOU WEREN'T A DEMON... 577 00:34:08,896 --> 00:34:11,229 WHEN YOU TURNED OLAF INTO LORD OF THE HAMMERS. 578 00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:13,938 AND YOU MANAGED THAT. [ Huffs ] 579 00:34:13,938 --> 00:34:16,688 ALSO, THERE'S OTHER WAYS TO HURT XANDER. 580 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,729 I DON'T DO MAGIC NOW. 581 00:34:18,729 --> 00:34:20,771 YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THAT KIND OF POWER. 582 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:23,187 IN FACT, D'HOFFRYN OFFERED YOU MY OLD JOB. 583 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:25,312 YOU'RE CLOSER TO BEING A VENGEANCE DEMON THAN I AM. 584 00:34:25,312 --> 00:34:27,771 - MAYBE XANDER SHOULD BE AFRAID OF YOU. - XANDER'S MY BEST FRIEND! 585 00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:30,438 OH, AND YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE HIM. 586 00:34:30,438 --> 00:34:32,563 I KNOW WHAT BROKE UP HIM AND CORDELIA, YOU KNOW. 587 00:34:32,563 --> 00:34:34,729 IT WAS YOU AND YOUR LIPS. 588 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:37,855 NO, IT WAS NOT! WELL, YES, IT WAS SO, 589 00:34:37,855 --> 00:34:39,938 BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 590 00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:42,521 - DO YOU THINK I'D DO THAT AGAIN? - WHY NOT? 591 00:34:42,521 --> 00:34:45,062 WELL, HELLO? GAY NOW. 592 00:34:45,062 --> 00:34:48,604 BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO POINT OUT HOW MUCH I'M AN OUTSIDER. 593 00:34:48,604 --> 00:34:51,354 YOU'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE YOU WERE SQUALLING INFANTS TOGETHER. 594 00:34:51,354 --> 00:34:54,104 YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW HIM BETTER THAN I DO. YOU COULD SWEEP IN... 595 00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:56,521 AND POISON HIS MIND AGAINST ME. YOU'RE INSANE. 596 00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:58,771 I AM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM AWAY, 597 00:34:58,771 --> 00:35:01,188 AND I AM NOT GONNA HURT HIM! WELL, I'M NOT EITHER! 598 00:35:01,188 --> 00:35:02,771 [ Roaring ] 599 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,312 AHA! I KNEW IT! 600 00:35:08,312 --> 00:35:12,021 YOU TWO PERFORMING MORE SPELLS. 601 00:35:12,021 --> 00:35:15,479 I COULD BE OUT PILLAGING, DEVOURING BABIES, 602 00:35:15,479 --> 00:35:17,855 MAKING MERRY WITH THE LOCAL VIRGINS! 603 00:35:17,855 --> 00:35:21,354 BUT INSTEAD, I HAD TO COME ALL THE WAY BACK HERE... 604 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,729 TO KILL YOU! ANYA, RUN! 605 00:35:23,729 --> 00:35:26,271 [ Anya, Willow Screaming ] 606 00:35:32,271 --> 00:35:33,729 NO! GET AWAY FROM THEM! 607 00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:37,938 [ Chuckles ] I WILL GET AWAY FROM THEM... 608 00:35:37,938 --> 00:35:41,396 - AFTER I KILL THEM. - YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING THESE WOMEN. 609 00:35:42,396 --> 00:35:44,604 [ Grunts ] 610 00:35:44,604 --> 00:35:46,146 [ Growls ] 611 00:35:54,062 --> 00:35:55,438 [ Laughs ] 612 00:35:58,354 --> 00:36:01,563 AH, YOU WISH FOR MORE? ADMIRABLE! HA. 613 00:36:03,438 --> 00:36:05,438 [ Chuckling ] 614 00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:13,438 [ Laughing ] 615 00:36:23,021 --> 00:36:24,729 [ Laughing ] 616 00:36:24,729 --> 00:36:28,230 [ Laughs ] YOU FIGHT WELL, 617 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:31,438 ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A TINY MAN. 618 00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:34,312 [ Grunting ] 619 00:36:34,312 --> 00:36:36,688 I SHALL REWARD YOU. 620 00:36:36,688 --> 00:36:39,813 ONLY ONE OF YOUR WOMEN SHALL DIE, 621 00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:42,729 AND YOU SHALL BE THE ONE TO CHOOSE. 622 00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:54,187 - DID HE JUST SAY-- - [ Chuckles ] CHOOSE. 623 00:36:54,187 --> 00:36:56,688 ANYANKA OR THE WITCH-- 624 00:36:56,688 --> 00:36:58,729 ONE OF YOUR WOMEN MUST DIE. 625 00:36:58,729 --> 00:37:02,312 NO. YOU ARE ONE CRAZY TROLL. 626 00:37:02,312 --> 00:37:05,688 I'M NOT CHOOSING BETWEEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY BEST FRIEND. 627 00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:09,438 - THAT'S INSANE TROLL LOGIC. - GO, XANDER. I LOVE YOU. 628 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:11,646 [ Laughs ] GOOD FOR YOU. 629 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,062 YOU ARE A LOYAL MAN. 630 00:37:14,062 --> 00:37:16,312 [ Panting ] [ Bones Cracking ] 631 00:37:16,312 --> 00:37:17,855 [ Screams ] XANDER! 632 00:37:17,855 --> 00:37:20,563 NOW, CHOOSE! 633 00:37:20,563 --> 00:37:23,396 - OLAF, NO! - I'M NOT CHOOSING. 634 00:37:23,396 --> 00:37:26,688 THEN YOU SHALL BE THE ONE WHO DIES. 635 00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:29,729 NO! CHOOSE ME! 636 00:37:29,729 --> 00:37:32,021 JUST DON'T TAKE HIM. DON'T TAKE XANDER. 637 00:37:33,187 --> 00:37:37,604 [ Speaking Latin ] 638 00:37:37,604 --> 00:37:39,771 DAMN. 639 00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:42,479 - [ Anya ] BUFFY! - [ Willow ] TARA, STAY BACK! 640 00:37:42,479 --> 00:37:44,354 [ Growling ] BUFFY, THE HAMMER! 641 00:37:44,354 --> 00:37:46,312 HIS STRENGTH'S IN THE HAMMER! 642 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:54,312 - UHH! - [ Growling ] 643 00:37:54,312 --> 00:37:56,396 HOW CAN I HELP? UH, 644 00:37:56,396 --> 00:37:59,187 DISTRACT HIM FROM BUFFY. UH, PISS HIM OFF. 645 00:37:59,187 --> 00:38:01,187 I DON'T KNOW HOW. ANYA, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. 646 00:38:01,187 --> 00:38:03,146 THERE IS NO ONE YOU CANNOT PISS OFF. 647 00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:08,062 UM, HEY, OLAF! 648 00:38:08,062 --> 00:38:11,354 - YOU'RE AS INADEQUATE A TROLL AS YOU WERE A BOYFRIEND. - [ Growls, Groans ] 649 00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:15,354 UH, YOU-YOU-- YOU'RE HAIRY AND UNATTRACTIVE, 650 00:38:15,354 --> 00:38:19,021 AND EVEN THE WOMEN TROLLS ARE PUT OFF BY YOUR VARIOUS ODORS. 651 00:38:19,021 --> 00:38:22,688 [ Speaking Latin ] 652 00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:28,312 [ Growling ] 653 00:38:28,312 --> 00:38:31,604 [ Anya ] YOUR MENACING STANCE IS MERELY MILDLY ALARMING! [ Cries Out ] 654 00:38:31,604 --> 00:38:34,062 [ Bellowing ] 655 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,521 AND YOUR ROAR IS LESS THAN FULL-THROATED! 656 00:38:36,521 --> 00:38:38,938 DESIST! 657 00:38:38,938 --> 00:38:42,813 MY GOD, WOMAN, IT'S BEEN A THOUSAND YEARS, 658 00:38:42,813 --> 00:38:44,813 AND YET YOU ARE AS AGGRAVATING... 659 00:38:44,813 --> 00:38:47,896 AND EMASCULATING AS EVER YOU WERE. 660 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:49,104 AAARGH! 661 00:38:49,104 --> 00:38:52,354 [ Latin ] 662 00:38:57,104 --> 00:38:58,563 [ Anya Grunting ] 663 00:38:58,563 --> 00:39:02,021 HEY, GOOD JOB. YOU TOO. VERY IRRITATING. 664 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:05,354 SO, YOUR POWER'S IN YOUR HAMMER. 665 00:39:06,438 --> 00:39:08,771 [ Growls, Grunts ] 666 00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:17,563 OH, YEAH! I FORGOT. HE STILL HAS ALL THAT TROLL STRENGTH. 667 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,104 YOU SHALL ALL DIE! 668 00:39:19,104 --> 00:39:22,230 I WILL DISPENSE NO MERCY NOW! 669 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,230 [ Groaning ] [ Ligaments Tearing ] 670 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,521 [ Grunts ] 671 00:39:32,312 --> 00:39:35,688 WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR, MINUSCULE BLONDE ONE? 672 00:39:35,688 --> 00:39:37,896 YOUR FRIENDS, THESE TWO? 673 00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:40,062 [ Laughs ] THEY WILL NEVER LAST. 674 00:39:40,062 --> 00:39:43,479 ANYANKA IS VERY DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH, 675 00:39:43,479 --> 00:39:46,021 AND HE-- [ Scoffs ] 676 00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:48,521 HE'S LUDICROUS AND FAR TOO BREAKABLE. 677 00:39:48,521 --> 00:39:52,729 [ Chuckles ] THEIR LOVE WILL NEVER LAST. 678 00:39:52,729 --> 00:39:55,479 [ Whimpers, Sniffles ] 679 00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:04,896 SHE'S GOT HIM NOW. 680 00:40:04,896 --> 00:40:08,479 OH, POOR BABY. [ Groaning ] 681 00:40:08,479 --> 00:40:10,771 YOU REALLY DATED HIM? 682 00:40:10,771 --> 00:40:12,896 [ Glass Shattering ] YES. 683 00:40:12,896 --> 00:40:16,938 BUT YOU LIKE ME BETTER. YES. OH, AND WILLOW LIKES YOU TOO, 684 00:40:16,938 --> 00:40:21,104 BUT NOT IN A SEXY WAY, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S GAY. 685 00:40:21,104 --> 00:40:23,396 AND SHE'S NOT GONNA TRY TO BREAK US UP, SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL OKAY. 686 00:40:23,396 --> 00:40:26,062 [ Buffy ] THEIR LOVE... WILL LAST... [ Blows Landing ] 687 00:40:26,062 --> 00:40:28,396 FOREVER! [ Olaf Groans ] 688 00:40:30,813 --> 00:40:34,021 LET THE TRANSPOSITION BE COMPLETE. 689 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,146 [ Buffy ] WHERE DID YOU SEND HIM? 690 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:44,980 THE LAND OF THE TROLLS. HE'LL LIKE IT THERE-- FULL OF TROLLS. 691 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,104 IT'S HARD TO BE PRECISE THOUGH. 692 00:40:47,104 --> 00:40:49,354 ALTERNATE UNIVERSES DON'T STAY PUT. 693 00:40:49,354 --> 00:40:52,646 TRYING TO SEND HIM TO A SPECIFIC PLACE IS SORT OF LIKE-- LIKE... 694 00:40:52,646 --> 00:40:56,563 TRYING TO HIT A PUPPY BY THROWING A LIVE BEE AT IT. 695 00:40:56,563 --> 00:41:00,521 WHICH IS A WEIRD IMAGE, AND YOU SHOULD ALL JUST FORGET IT. 696 00:41:00,521 --> 00:41:03,896 [ Anya ] IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE'S IN THE LAND OF PERPETUAL WEDNESDAY... 697 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:07,396 OR THE CRAZY MELTY LAND OR, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD WITHOUT SHRIMP. 698 00:41:07,396 --> 00:41:09,438 THERE'S A WORLD WITHOUT SHRIMP? 699 00:41:09,438 --> 00:41:11,479 I'M ALLERGIC. 700 00:41:11,479 --> 00:41:13,855 HE'S PROBABLY IN TROLL LAND. 701 00:41:13,855 --> 00:41:16,062 I ONLY CARE THAT HE'S NOT HERE, 702 00:41:16,062 --> 00:41:18,646 AND I GOT THIS NIFTY SOUVENIR. 703 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:25,896 - OOPS. - [ Xander ] THE PLACE IS TRASHED ENOUGH ANYWAY. 704 00:41:25,896 --> 00:41:28,563 WELL, SEE HOW WELL THINGS WORKED OUT? 705 00:41:28,563 --> 00:41:31,312 AND LOOK AT YOU GUYS-- 706 00:41:31,312 --> 00:41:36,646 SO GOOD AND ALIVE AND TOGETHER. 707 00:41:36,646 --> 00:41:41,229 SO TOGETHER AND GOOD... 708 00:41:41,229 --> 00:41:43,980 AND ALIVE. 709 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,396 OH, GOD. [ Sniffles ] 710 00:41:46,396 --> 00:41:49,396 I'M-- I'M JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 711 00:41:49,396 --> 00:41:51,855 [ Sobbing ] 712 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,604 I CRINGE TO THINK WHAT THE PLACE WOULD'VE LOOKED LIKE... 713 00:41:56,604 --> 00:41:58,688 IF I'D BEEN AWAY FOR LONGER THAN THREE DAYS. 714 00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:00,855 WELL, MAYBE WE WOULD'VE HAD TIME TO CLEAN IT UP. 715 00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:03,271 YOU KNOW, IF WILLOW USED SOME MAGICS TO HELP. 716 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,187 YES, 'CAUSE NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT. 717 00:42:06,187 --> 00:42:08,813 RUPERT, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 718 00:42:08,813 --> 00:42:12,230 OH, THANK YOU-- WHY THE OTHER WATCHERS... 719 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,230 MADE YOU GO ALL THE WAY TO ENGLAND... 720 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:16,855 WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 721 00:42:16,855 --> 00:42:19,980 WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET. 722 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:23,896 I MEAN, THEY HAVE NO RECORD OF GLORY OR ANYONE LIKE HER, 723 00:42:23,896 --> 00:42:26,021 BUT, UH, BASED ON THE INFORMATION THAT I'VE GIVEN THEM, 724 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:28,187 THEY'RE GOING TO LOOK INTO IT. 725 00:42:28,187 --> 00:42:30,938 UM, THEY MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING SOON. 726 00:42:30,938 --> 00:42:34,354 WHAT ABOUT THE KEY? WERE THEY ALL OVER IT? 727 00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:38,187 YES. YOU-YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS? 728 00:42:38,187 --> 00:42:41,271 I GOT SOME OF IT MYSELF. BUFFY TOLD ME THE REST. 729 00:42:41,271 --> 00:42:45,146 WELL, THEY'RE INTERESTED, CERTAINLY, 730 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,604 AND, UH, FULL OF THEORIES. 731 00:42:47,604 --> 00:42:53,229 MOST OF THEM NONSENSICAL. 732 00:42:53,229 --> 00:42:55,062 [ Buffy ] THEY DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S DAWN. 733 00:42:55,062 --> 00:42:57,187 [ Giles ] NO. 734 00:42:57,187 --> 00:42:59,604 I STILL CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO GRASP THIS. 735 00:42:59,604 --> 00:43:02,187 SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL. 736 00:43:02,187 --> 00:43:05,229 [ Giles ] IT IS DISORIENTING. 737 00:43:05,229 --> 00:43:07,187 [ Buffy ] GILES, WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY FIGURE IT OUT? 738 00:43:07,187 --> 00:43:10,729 WHAT WOULD THEY DO? I DON'T KNOW. 739 00:43:12,646 --> 00:43:15,021 OH, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS. 740 00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:17,563 IT'S TOO-- 741 00:43:17,563 --> 00:43:20,104 I'LL GET SOME MORE MILK. 742 00:44:02,146 --> 00:44:04,521 GRR! ARRGH!