1 00:00:02,146 --> 00:00:04,021 [ Giles ] SPIKE. KNOWN AS WILLIAM THE BLOODY. 2 00:00:04,021 --> 00:00:08,521 EARNED HIS NICKNAME BY TORTURING HIS VICTIMS WITH RAILROAD SPIKES. 3 00:00:08,521 --> 00:00:13,229 SPIKE HAS FOUGHT TWO SLAYERS IN THE LAST CENTURY, AND HE'S KILLED THEM BOTH. 4 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,146 [ Spike ] I CAN'T BITE ANYONE. I CAN'T EVEN HIT PEOPLE. 5 00:00:24,146 --> 00:00:26,521 I'VE GOT THIS CUTE LITTLE GOVERNMENT CHIP IN MY HEAD. 6 00:00:29,438 --> 00:00:32,396 SHE'S EVERYWHERE. SHE'S HAUNTING ME. 7 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:37,604 BUFFY, I LOVE YOU. GOD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 8 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,688 [ Gasps ] OH, GOD, NO. 9 00:00:40,688 --> 00:00:46,438 I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHERE I COME FROM, ABOUT THE OTHER SLAYERS. 10 00:00:46,438 --> 00:00:51,938 MAYBE IF I CAN LEARN TO CONTROL THIS THING, I COULD BE STRONGER, I COULD BE BETTER. 11 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:01,479 [ Growling ] 12 00:01:04,062 --> 00:01:07,229 YOU KNOW, IT'S PROBABLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT I JUST GOTTA ASK. 13 00:01:10,229 --> 00:01:13,479 DID YOU SMELL THIS BAD WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE? 14 00:01:13,479 --> 00:01:16,396 'CAUSE IF IT'S A POSTMORTEM THING, THEN, BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 15 00:01:16,396 --> 00:01:19,187 BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 16 00:01:19,187 --> 00:01:21,563 THE FAST-GROWING FIELD OF PERSONAL GROOMING'S COME A LONG WAY... 17 00:01:21,563 --> 00:01:23,396 SINCE YOU BECAME A VAMPIRE. 18 00:01:26,438 --> 00:01:28,646 [ Gasps ] 19 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:43,646 [ Grunting ] 20 00:02:46,438 --> 00:02:49,688 YOU'RE GOIN'? 21 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:51,604 BUT YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN A MINUTE AGO. 22 00:03:09,187 --> 00:03:11,146 [ Electrical Crackling ] 23 00:03:17,187 --> 00:03:19,521 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? [ Breathing Heavily ] 24 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:30,479 I CAN'T BELIEVE I PASSED OUT. 25 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:32,688 DO YOU THINK I'M A TOTAL WUSS NOW? OH, YEAH. 26 00:03:32,688 --> 00:03:35,855 I LIKE A GIRL WHO CAN PLAY A FEW HARD SETS OF TENNIS WITH A MAJOR STAB WOUND. 27 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:38,813 YOU SAID IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 28 00:03:38,813 --> 00:03:41,980 I SAID I'VE SEEN WORSE. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 29 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,521 WELL, AT LEAST NO MAJOR ORGANS GOT KABOBED. 30 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:46,688 I STILL THINK YOU NEED TO SEE A REAL DOCTOR. 31 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:50,354 THAT WOULD PUT ME IN A REAL HOSPITAL, WHICH WOULD GET MY REAL MOM REAL FREAKED OUT. 32 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:52,855 I CAN'T DO IT. DON'T WORRY. 33 00:03:52,855 --> 00:03:56,563 ACCELERATED HEALING POWERS COME WITH THE SLAYER PACKAGE. 34 00:03:56,563 --> 00:03:59,438 AND THE BOYFRIEND WHO COMES COMPLETE WITH COMBAT MEDICAL TRAINING? 35 00:03:59,438 --> 00:04:01,521 THAT'S JUST A BUFFY SUMMERS BONUS. 36 00:04:01,521 --> 00:04:05,688 SO, TELL ME ABOUT THE BAD GUY OR GUYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WERE? 37 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:07,938 VAMPIRE. HOW MANY? 38 00:04:09,521 --> 00:04:12,438 ONE. 39 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:14,938 SO, WHAT, HE WAS LIKE A SUPER VAMPIRE OR SOMETHING? 40 00:04:16,187 --> 00:04:18,021 NO. HE WAS THE REGULAR KIND. 41 00:04:19,396 --> 00:04:21,146 HE JUST BEAT ME. 42 00:04:23,271 --> 00:04:25,104 THAT EVER HAPPEN BEFORE? 43 00:04:26,229 --> 00:04:28,354 I'M IN THE BEST PHYSICAL SHAPE OF MY LIFE. 44 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,938 - I MEAN, IF YOU'RE ASKING HOW IT HAPPENED, I DON'T-- - [ Door Opens ] 45 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,354 - DAWN! - SORRY TO INTERRUPT THE SEX-CAPADES. 46 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:37,229 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT MOM'S COMING. 47 00:04:37,229 --> 00:04:40,062 [ Joyce ] HI, RILEY. HEY, MS. SUMMERS. 48 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,646 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I'M FINE, 49 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:46,271 BORDERING ON CHIPPER, AND TOMORROW, PLANNING ON BEING OBNOXIOUS. 50 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:48,563 [ Chuckles ] GLAD TO HEAR IT. 51 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:51,938 BUFFY, WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE, I'D LIKE TO GO OVER THE GROCERY LIST FOR NEXT WEEK. 52 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:56,104 -YOU GOT IT. -ARE YOU DISINFECTING SOMETHING? 53 00:04:56,104 --> 00:04:58,312 - [ Buffy ] HMM? OH! UH-- - MINE. 54 00:04:58,312 --> 00:05:02,229 UH, SOME NAIL POLISH EXPERIMENTS ARE DOOMED BEFORE THEY EVEN BEGIN. 55 00:05:02,229 --> 00:05:05,229 BUT YOU KEEP PUSHING THE ENVELOPE, HONEY. 56 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:12,230 DID I JUST PULL A SLAYER-RELATED MOM COVER-UP THING? 57 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:16,354 COME ON. WHO'S THE MAN? [ Buffy ] YOU ARE. 58 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:18,521 A VERY SHORT, ANNOYING MAN. 59 00:05:22,271 --> 00:05:23,896 IF I SHOW YOU SOMETHING, YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL? 60 00:05:28,354 --> 00:05:31,146 OH, COOL! 61 00:05:31,146 --> 00:05:34,980 I-I MEAN, GROSS. AND MOM CANNOT KNOW, OKAY? 62 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:37,229 YOU'LL HELP ME WITH THE HOUSEHOLD STUFF? 63 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:40,104 OH, SURE. I SAVE YOUR BUTT, AND YOU DUMP ALL YOUR CHORES ON ME. 64 00:05:40,104 --> 00:05:41,813 DAWN. 65 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:46,396 I GOT IT. YOU'RE COVERED. WE'RE GOOD. 66 00:05:46,396 --> 00:05:48,104 JUST LUCKY IT'S NOT BIKINI SEASON. 67 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:53,771 SO, DAWN TAKES HOUSEHOLD DUTY. I'LL TAKE TONIGHT'S PATROL. 68 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,646 BY YOURSELF? JUST A SWEEP. 69 00:05:56,646 --> 00:06:00,396 DO ME A FAVOR. YOU TAKE THE GANG ALONG WITH? 70 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:04,104 OKAY. I WILL PATROL WITH THE GROUP TONIGHT. 71 00:06:04,104 --> 00:06:07,062 - WHEN DO I GET TO PATROL? - NOT UNTIL YOU'RE NEVER. 72 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,312 [ Munching Loudly ] 73 00:06:28,312 --> 00:06:31,229 WHAT'S WITH THE HAND MOVE? YOU SEE THAT? 74 00:06:31,229 --> 00:06:33,604 - DOES THAT, LIKE, MEAN SOMETHING? - IT'S CODE. 75 00:06:33,604 --> 00:06:37,021 I THINK IT BREAKS DOWN TO "CHOO CHOO"! 76 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:40,104 IT PROBABLY MEANS TO FOLLOW HIM. 77 00:06:40,104 --> 00:06:41,980 THAT, OR WAIT HERE FOR HIM. 78 00:06:46,938 --> 00:06:48,813 [ Whispering ] ASK. 79 00:06:50,104 --> 00:06:52,229 HEY, RILEY! 80 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:54,855 - WHAT'S THE, UH-- ALL ABOUT? - IT MEANS YELL REAL LOUD, 81 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:57,479 SO THE VAMPIRES WHO DON'T KNOW WE'RE COMING WILL HAVE A SPORTING CHANCE. 82 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,229 SEE? NOW HE'S ALL MAD AND SARCASTIC. 83 00:07:01,229 --> 00:07:05,563 IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING ALL THE YELLING, MR. STEALTHY PANTS. IT'S THEIR FAULT. 84 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:08,021 GUYS, I'M THINKING IF WE SPLIT UP, WE COULD COVER MORE GROUND. 85 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:11,896 TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL TAKE THE CEMETERIES. YOU GUYS GET THE BRONZE. 86 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:14,229 ARE WE NOT BEING COVERT ENOUGH? WE'RE SORRY! 87 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:16,729 SORRY. 88 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:18,813 WE'LL BE SNEAKIER. PROMISE. [ Munches Loudly ] 89 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:23,187 OKAY. JUST DITCH THE CHIPS AND WATCH MY BACK. 90 00:07:23,187 --> 00:07:25,354 DONE. 91 00:07:26,729 --> 00:07:28,938 [ Munching ] 92 00:07:28,938 --> 00:07:32,563 YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE? HE'S LIKE A CAT. 93 00:07:32,563 --> 00:07:35,521 YOU KNOW, A BIG JUNGLE CAT. HOW COME I'M NOT LIKE THAT? 94 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,354 IT'S JUST SO COOL. 95 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:41,062 [ Mouth Full ] I THINK YOU'RE COOL. 96 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:49,604 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. EARLY 18th-CENTURY SLAYER. 97 00:07:49,604 --> 00:07:53,354 GOOD. LET'S HOPE SHE'LL BE MORE HELPFUL THAN THIS LAST ONE. 98 00:07:53,354 --> 00:07:56,021 - WHY? WHAT DOES IT SAY? - SAME AS ALL THE OTHERS. 99 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:58,938 SLAYER CALLED, BLAH, BLAH. GREAT PROTECTOR, BLAH, BLAH. 100 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:02,271 SCARY BATTLES, BLAH, BLAH. OOPS! SHE'S DEAD. 101 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:05,688 - WHERE ARE THE DETAILS? - DETAILS? 102 00:08:05,688 --> 00:08:09,646 WELL, IT SAYS THIS SLAYER FORGED HER OWN WEAPONS. 103 00:08:11,479 --> 00:08:14,146 GOTTA LOVE A GAL WITH AN ANVIL. 104 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:16,604 BUT WHERE ARE THE DETAILS OF THE SLAYER'S LAST BATTLE? 105 00:08:16,604 --> 00:08:18,646 YOU KNOW, WHAT MADE THAT FIGHT SPECIAL? 106 00:08:18,646 --> 00:08:21,146 WHY DID SHE LOSE? 107 00:08:21,146 --> 00:08:24,062 - YOU DIDN'T LOSE LAST NIGHT, BUFFY. YOU JUST-- - GOT REALLY CLOSE. 108 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:27,938 I SLIPPED UP, GILES. 109 00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:31,021 I'VE BEEN TRAINING HARDER THAN EVER, AND STILL-- 110 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:35,438 AND THERE'S NOTHING IN ANY OF THESE BOOKS TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY. 111 00:08:35,438 --> 00:08:38,187 I MEAN, LOOK. 112 00:08:38,187 --> 00:08:42,271 I REALIZE THAT EVERY SLAYER COMES WITH AN EXPIRATION MARK ON THE PACKAGE. 113 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,813 BUT I WANT MINE TO BE A LONG TIME FROM NOW, 114 00:08:44,813 --> 00:08:47,021 LIKE A CHEE-TO. 115 00:08:47,021 --> 00:08:51,729 IF THERE WERE JUST A FEW GOOD DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT TOOK OUT THE OTHER SLAYERS, 116 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:53,729 MAYBE IT WOULD HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND MY MISTAKE, 117 00:08:53,729 --> 00:08:55,896 TO KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN. 118 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:59,146 YES, WELL, THE, UH, THE PROBLEM IS... 119 00:08:59,146 --> 00:09:02,729 THAT AFTER A FINAL BATTLE, 120 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:06,312 IT, UH, IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET ANY, UM-- 121 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:10,271 WELL, THE SLAYER'S NOT-- SHE'S RATHER, UH-- 122 00:09:10,271 --> 00:09:12,354 IT'S OKAY TO USE THE "D" WORD, GILES. 123 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:16,229 DEAD, AND HENCE, NOT VERY FORTHCOMING. 124 00:09:16,229 --> 00:09:21,187 WHY DIDN'T THE WATCHERS KEEP FULLER ACCOUNTS OF IT? THE JOURNALS JUST STOP. 125 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:25,104 I SUPPOSE IF THEY'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, THEY JUST FOUND THE WHOLE SUBJECT TOO, UH-- 126 00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:27,855 UNSEEMLY? 127 00:09:27,855 --> 00:09:32,271 DAMN. LOVE YA, BUT YOU WATCHERS ARE SUCH PRIGS SOMETIMES. 128 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:35,146 PAINFUL, I WAS GONNA SAY. 129 00:09:40,521 --> 00:09:44,813 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. THE ACCOUNTS OF THE FINAL BATTLES WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL, 130 00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:47,938 BUT, UH, THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO TELL THE TALES. 131 00:09:51,104 --> 00:09:52,729 WHAT? 132 00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:57,104 [ Grunts ] OW! WAIT. NOT "OW." 133 00:09:57,104 --> 00:09:59,813 ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, SLAYER? THIS STUFF USUALLY HURTS. 134 00:09:59,813 --> 00:10:02,646 DON'T EVEN START, SPIKE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 135 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:06,354 SLAYERS. YOU KILLED TWO OF THEM. 136 00:10:08,604 --> 00:10:11,187 I DID. 137 00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:13,563 YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME HOW. 138 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:26,604 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE QUITE A FEW AMERICAN BEERS THAT ARE HIGHLY UNDERRATED. 139 00:10:26,604 --> 00:10:29,980 THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT ONE OF THEM. UPDATE, SPIKE. 140 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,604 WE'RE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS THE FINE CHOICE OF HOPS. 141 00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:37,396 IT'S ABOUT TWO SLAYERS, ONE IN CHINA DURING THE BOXER REBELLION, ONE IN NEW YORK. 142 00:10:37,396 --> 00:10:40,021 BOTH GOT KILLED BY YOU. 143 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:43,896 TELL THE TALE, YOU GET THE CASH. RIGHT. 144 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:47,271 YOU WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT HOW I BESTED THE SLAYERS, AND YOU WANT TO LEARN FAST. 145 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:51,146 RIGHT, THEN. WE FOUGHT. I WON. THE END. PAY UP. 146 00:10:51,146 --> 00:10:53,062 THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- WHAT DID YOU WANT, EH? 147 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:56,771 A QUICK DEMO? A BLOW-FOR-BLOW DESCRIPTION YOU CAN MAP OUT AND MEMORIZE? 148 00:10:56,771 --> 00:10:59,312 [ Scoffs ] IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MOVES, LOVE. 149 00:10:59,312 --> 00:11:03,438 AND SINCE I AGREED TO YOUR LITTLE PROPOSITION, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS MY WAY. 150 00:11:03,438 --> 00:11:05,229 WINGS. 151 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:08,688 - WHAT? - SPICY BUFFALO WINGS. 152 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:11,146 ORDER ME UP A PLATE. I'M FEELING PECKISH. 153 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,146 [ Sighs ] 154 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:18,604 EXCUSE-- 155 00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:20,813 AS I THOUGHT EARLIER-- 156 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,771 SOME NASTY THING GOT A TASTE OF YOU. 157 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:26,729 DON'T GET ALL EXCITED. I'M FINE. 158 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,312 OH, RIGHT. STUCK IN A DARK CORNER WITH A CREATURE YOU LOATHE, 159 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:31,312 DIGGIN' UP PAST UGLIES, 'CAUSE YOU'RE "FINE." 160 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:34,563 JUST TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. I TOLD YOU. 161 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,646 NO ONE'S NARRATING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH HERE. 162 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:39,980 WERE YOU BORN THIS BIG A PAIN IN THE ASS? 163 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:43,271 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, BABY? 164 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:45,896 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BAD. 165 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:51,354 ♪♪ [ Classical Violin ] LUMINOUS. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 166 00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:56,062 YOU'RE-YOU'RE RADIANT. THAT'S BETTER. 167 00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,938 [ Footsteps Approach ] [ Man ] CARE FOR AN HORS D'OEUVRE, SIR? 168 00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:01,146 OH, UH, QUICKLY. 169 00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,354 I'M THE VERY SPIRIT OF VEXATION. 170 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:05,646 WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR "GLEAMING"? 171 00:12:05,646 --> 00:12:09,062 IT'S A PERFECTLY PERFECT WORD AS MANY WORDS GO, 172 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,021 BUT THE BOTHER IS NOTHING RHYMES, YOU SEE. 173 00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:22,021 [ All Chattering, Indistinct ] 174 00:12:22,021 --> 00:12:23,980 CECILY. 175 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:42,229 I MERELY POINT OUT THAT IT'S SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY, 176 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,855 AND THE POLICE SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND. 177 00:12:44,855 --> 00:12:47,521 AH, WILLIAM! FAVOR US WITH YOUR OPINION. 178 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,896 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS RASH OF DISAPPEARANCES SWEEPING THROUGH OUR TOWN? 179 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,354 ANIMALS OR THIEVES? 180 00:12:53,354 --> 00:12:56,729 I PREFER NOT TO THINK OF SUCH DARK, UGLY BUSINESS AT ALL. 181 00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:58,729 THAT'S WHAT THE POLICE ARE FOR. 182 00:13:01,771 --> 00:13:05,855 I PREFER PLACING MY ENERGIES INTO CREATING THINGS OF BEAUTY. I SEE. 183 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,729 WELL, DON'T WITHHOLD, WILLIAM. 184 00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:10,813 RESCUE US FROM A DREARY TOPIC. 185 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:13,938 CAREFUL! 186 00:13:13,938 --> 00:13:17,896 THE INKS ARE STILL WET. PLEASE, IT'S NOT FINISHED. DON'T BE SHY. 187 00:13:19,354 --> 00:13:23,604 "MY HEART EXPANDS, 'TIS GROWN A BULGE IN IT, 188 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:27,563 INSPIRED BY YOUR BEAUTY EFFULGENT." 189 00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:30,396 - EFFULGENT? - [ Laughter ] 190 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:42,688 AND THAT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF HIS BETTER COMPOSITIONS. 191 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,980 HAVE YOU HEARD? 192 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,938 THEY CALL HIM "WILLIAM THE BLOODY" BECAUSE OF HIS BLOODY AWFUL POETRY. 193 00:13:47,938 --> 00:13:50,021 IT SUITS HIM! 194 00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:52,271 I'D RATHER HAVE A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH MY HEAD... 195 00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:55,229 THAN LISTEN TO THAT AWFUL STUFF! 196 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,354 [ Laughter Continues ] 197 00:13:57,354 --> 00:14:00,187 - CECILY? - OH! 198 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,230 LEAVE ME ALONE! 199 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,938 OH! [ Laughs ] 200 00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:08,604 THEY'RE VULGARIANS. 201 00:14:08,604 --> 00:14:10,688 THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND I. 202 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:14,438 YOU AND I? 203 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:17,187 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION. 204 00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:19,396 AND I DEMAND AN HONEST ANSWER. 205 00:14:19,396 --> 00:14:23,146 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 206 00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:25,855 YOUR POETRY, IT'S-- 207 00:14:25,855 --> 00:14:28,729 THEY'RE... 208 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:30,896 NOT WRITTEN ABOUT ME, ARE THEY? 209 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:34,062 THEY'RE ABOUT HOW I FEEL. 210 00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:36,646 YES, BUT ARE THEY ABOUT ME? 211 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,187 EVERY SYLLABLE. 212 00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:46,187 OH, GOD! OH, UH, I KNOW. 213 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:49,312 IT'S SUDDEN, AND... 214 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:53,563 AND, PLEASE, IF THEY'RE NO GOOD, THEY'RE ONLY WORDS, BUT... 215 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,896 THE FEELING BEHIND THEM-- 216 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,229 I LOVE YOU, CECILY. 217 00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,354 PLEASE STOP! I-- 218 00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:07,396 I KNOW I'M A BAD POET, BUT I'M A GOOD MAN. 219 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:10,187 ALL I ASK IS THAT-- 220 00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:13,438 IS THAT YOU TRY TO SEE ME-- I DO SEE YOU. 221 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,271 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 222 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,771 YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME, WILLIAM. 223 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:27,271 YOU'RE BENEATH ME. 224 00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:42,855 [ Ripping ] 225 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:50,688 [ Sobs ] WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 226 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:14,230 AND I WONDER WHAT POSSIBLE CATASTROPHE... 227 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,896 CAME CRASHING DOWN FROM HEAVEN... 228 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:20,938 AND BROUGHT THIS DASHING STRANGER TO TEARS? 229 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,021 NOTHING. 230 00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:25,230 I WISH TO BE ALONE. 231 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,938 OH, I SEE YOU. 232 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:31,479 A MAN SURROUNDED BY FOOLS WHO CANNOT SEE HIS STRENGTH, 233 00:16:31,479 --> 00:16:33,479 HIS VISION, 234 00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:35,729 HIS GLORY. 235 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:41,563 THAT, AND BURNING BABY FISH SWIMMING ALL AROUND YOUR HEAD. 236 00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:45,187 UH, THAT-THAT'S QUITE CLOSE ENOUGH. 237 00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:47,729 I'VE HEARD TALES OF LONDON PICKPOCKETS. 238 00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:50,896 YOU'LL NOT BE GETTING MY PURSE, I TELL YOU. 239 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,646 DON'T NEED YOUR PURSE. 240 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,521 YOUR WEALTH... 241 00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:01,729 LIES HERE AND HERE, 242 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,896 IN THE SPIRIT AND... 243 00:17:08,521 --> 00:17:11,729 IMAGINATION. 244 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:16,646 YOU WALK IN WORLDS THE OTHERS CAN'T BEGIN TO IMAGINE. 245 00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:19,855 OH, YES! 246 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:24,563 UH, I MEAN NO. 247 00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,688 I MEAN, UH, 248 00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,563 MOTHER'S EXPECTING ME. 249 00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,604 I SEE WHAT YOU WANT. 250 00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:36,312 SOMETHING GLOWING AND GLISTENING. 251 00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,229 SOMETHING... 252 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,563 EFFULGENT. 253 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,438 [ Whispers ] EFFULGENT. 254 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,896 DO YOU WANT IT? 255 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,729 OH, YES. 256 00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:02,729 GOD, YES! 257 00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:21,563 OW! OW! 258 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:24,521 OW! OW! OW! 259 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,771 [ Yelling ] 260 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:42,896 GUYS. WHAT YOU GOT? 261 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:46,146 [ Riley ] THAT'S HIM. 262 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,021 LET'S GO. 263 00:19:14,479 --> 00:19:16,354 [ Chattering Inside ] 264 00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:28,729 [ Chattering, Laughter ] [ Vampire ] I JUST RIPPED INTO HER. YEAH. 265 00:19:28,729 --> 00:19:32,396 I STABBED HER AND SHE WAS, LIKE-- [ Yelling ] 266 00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,688 IT SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY IN THERE. 267 00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:40,771 FORGET ABOUT CRASHING. THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM. 268 00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:43,688 WE'LL COME BACK AT DAYBREAK WHEN THEY'RE ASLEEP, AND WE'RE BETTER ARMED. 269 00:19:43,688 --> 00:19:47,396 IT'S OKAY. WE CAN KILL THEM JUST AS DEAD IN THE MORNING. 270 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:53,104 NINE IN THE CORNER. 271 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,855 SO YOU TRADED UP ON THE FOOD CHAIN. THEN WHAT? 272 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:58,688 NO, PLEASE. 273 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:03,062 DON'T MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D FLIP PAST ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. 274 00:20:03,062 --> 00:20:08,479 BECOMING A VAMPIRE IS A PROFOUND AND POWERFUL EXPERIENCE. 275 00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:11,729 I COULD FEEL THIS NEW STRENGTH COURSING THROUGH ME. 276 00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:15,062 GETTING KILLED MADE ME FEEL ALIVE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 277 00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:20,354 I WAS THROUGH LIVING BY SOCIETY'S RULES. 278 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:23,521 DECIDED TO MAKE A FEW OF MY OWN. 279 00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,813 OF COURSE, IN ORDER TO DO THAT... 280 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,938 I HAD TO GET MYSELF A GANG. 281 00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:35,771 PERHAPS IT'S MY ADVANCING YEARS THAT MAKES ME SO FORGETFUL, WILLIAM. 282 00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:39,187 REMIND ME. WHY DON'T WE KILL YOU? 283 00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:43,062 - [ Choking ] SPIKE-- - WHAT'S THAT? 284 00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:44,980 [ Gasping ] 285 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,563 IT'S SPIKE NOW. 286 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:52,896 YOU'D DO WELL TO REMEMBER IT, MATE. 287 00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:55,479 I'M NOT YOUR MATE, AND WHEN DID YOU START TALKING LIKE THAT? 288 00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:58,604 WE BARELY GOT OUT OF LONDON ALIVE BECAUSE OF YOU. 289 00:20:58,604 --> 00:21:01,813 EVERYWHERE WE GO, IT'S THE SAME STORY, AND NOW-- 290 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:05,688 YOU'VE GOT ME AND MY WOMEN HIDING IN THE LUXURY OF A MINE SHAFT. 291 00:21:05,688 --> 00:21:09,146 ALL BECAUSE WILLIAM THE BLOODY LIKES THE ATTENTION. 292 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,980 THIS IS NOT A REPUTATION WE NEED. 293 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:17,980 OH, I'M SORRY. DID I SULLY OUR GOOD NAME? WE'RE VAMPIRES. 294 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,229 ALL THE MORE REASON TO USE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FINESSE. 295 00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:23,062 BOLLOCKS! THAT STUFF'S FOR THE FRILLY CUFFS-AND-COLLARS CROWD. 296 00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:24,855 I'LL TAKE A GOOD BRAWL ANY DAY. 297 00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:31,521 AND EVERY TIME YOU DO, WE BECOME THE HUNTED. 298 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:34,771 [ Singsong ] I THINK OUR BOYS ARE GOING TO FIGHT. 299 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:37,729 THE KING OF CUPS EXPECTS A PICNIC, 300 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:43,146 [ Giggles ] BUT THIS IS NOT HIS BIRTHDAY. GOOD POINT. 301 00:21:43,146 --> 00:21:45,813 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I PREFER TO BEING HUNTED? 302 00:21:45,813 --> 00:21:47,980 GETTING CAUGHT. 303 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,354 THAT'S BRILLIANT STRATEGY, REALLY. PURE CUNNING. 304 00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:54,771 SOD OFF! [ Laughs ] 305 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,187 COME ON. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU UNLEASHED IT? 306 00:21:57,187 --> 00:21:59,479 ALL-OUT FIGHTING A MOB, 307 00:21:59,479 --> 00:22:02,604 BACK AGAINST THE WALL, NOTHING BUT FIST AND FANGS? 308 00:22:02,604 --> 00:22:06,146 DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF FIGHTS YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WIN? 309 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:09,563 NO. A REAL KILL, A GOOD KILL, IT TAKES PURE ARTISTRY. 310 00:22:09,563 --> 00:22:11,354 WITHOUT THAT, WE'RE JUST ANIMALS. 311 00:22:11,354 --> 00:22:13,896 POOFTER. 312 00:22:24,479 --> 00:22:27,813 NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' IT! [ Laughs ] 313 00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:31,396 YOU CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER. 314 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:37,980 IF I CAN'T TEACH YOU, MAYBE SOMEDAY AN ANGRY CROWD WILL. 315 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,062 THAT-- [ Chuckles ] 316 00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:43,688 OR THE SLAYER. 317 00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:46,813 WHAT'S A SLAYER? 318 00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:51,062 AFTER THAT, I WAS OBSESSED. 319 00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:53,646 I MEAN, TO MOST VAMPIRES, 320 00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:56,646 A SLAYER WAS THIS OBJECT OF COLD SWEAT AND FRIGHTENED WHISPERS... 321 00:22:58,563 --> 00:23:01,521 BUT I NEVER HID. 322 00:23:01,521 --> 00:23:03,688 HELL, I SOUGHT HER OUT. 323 00:23:03,688 --> 00:23:07,688 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR FUN, THERE'S DEATH, THERE'S GLORY, AND SOD ALL ELSE, RIGHT? 324 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,396 I WAS YOUNG. SO, HOW'D YOU KILL HER? 325 00:23:12,646 --> 00:23:14,729 FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 326 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,938 LESSON THE FIRST-- 327 00:23:19,938 --> 00:23:22,479 A SLAYER MUST ALWAYS REACH FOR HER WEAPON. 328 00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:28,062 I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE. 329 00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:33,146 HMM. 330 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:40,271 GOOD THING TOO. 331 00:23:40,271 --> 00:23:43,604 BECOME A VAMPIRE, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO FEAR. 332 00:23:43,604 --> 00:23:45,980 NOTHING BUT ONE GIRL. 333 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,938 THAT'S YOU, HONEY. 334 00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:51,938 BACK THEN, 335 00:23:51,938 --> 00:23:53,771 IT WAS HER. 336 00:23:55,646 --> 00:23:58,438 [ Grunting, Growling ] 337 00:24:07,438 --> 00:24:09,521 [ Laughs ] 338 00:24:10,563 --> 00:24:13,230 [ Clamoring ] 339 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,813 [ Gunshots ] 340 00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,646 JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT. THIS GOOD FOR YOU? 341 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:33,062 [ Speaking Chinese ] 342 00:25:33,062 --> 00:25:35,896 I'M SORRY, LOVE. 343 00:25:35,896 --> 00:25:37,771 I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE. 344 00:25:44,604 --> 00:25:47,354 A FELLA COULD GET USED TO THIS. 345 00:25:56,229 --> 00:25:58,354 [ Drusilla ] OH, SPIKE. 346 00:25:58,354 --> 00:26:02,146 LOOK AT THE WONDERFUL MESS YOU'VE MADE. 347 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:05,021 THAT'S A SLAYER YOU'VE DONE IN. 348 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:10,062 NAUGHTY, WICKED SPIKE. 349 00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:27,104 [ Grunts ] 350 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,396 YOU EVER HEAR THEM SAY... 351 00:26:34,396 --> 00:26:38,813 THE BLOOD OF A SLAYER IS A POWERFUL APHRODISIAC? 352 00:26:41,479 --> 00:26:44,021 HERE NOW... 353 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,438 HAVE A TASTE. 354 00:27:19,146 --> 00:27:21,104 [ Clamoring ] [ Gunshots ] 355 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,479 [ Chattering, Indistinct ] 356 00:27:30,229 --> 00:27:32,479 WONDERFUL. 357 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:34,563 SO WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? 358 00:27:34,563 --> 00:27:36,688 MAY I TELL? NO NEED TO BE HUMBLE. 359 00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:42,688 MY LITTLE SPIKE JUST KILLED HIMSELF A SLAYER. [ Giggles ] 360 00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:50,271 CONGRATULATIONS. I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU ONE OF US. 361 00:27:50,271 --> 00:27:53,146 DON'T BE SO GLUM, MATE! 362 00:27:53,146 --> 00:27:56,021 THE WAY YOU TELL IT, ONE SLAYER SNUFFS IT, ANOTHER ONE RISES. 363 00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:58,855 I FIGURE THERE'S A NEW CHOSEN ONE GETTIN' ALL CHOSEN AS WE SPEAK. 364 00:27:58,855 --> 00:28:02,563 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WHEN AND IF THIS NEW BIRD DOES SHOW UP, 365 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:04,896 I'LL GIVE YOU FIRST CRACK AT HER. 366 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:07,396 [ Growls ] 367 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:09,271 I SMELL FEAR. 368 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:12,438 YEAH. THIS WHOLE PLACE REEKS OF IT. 369 00:28:12,438 --> 00:28:15,438 IT'S INTOXICATING. 370 00:28:15,438 --> 00:28:17,396 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. THIS REBELLION'S STARTING TO BORE ME. 371 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,438 [ Laughing ] 372 00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:48,271 THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 373 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,146 AND I'VE HAD SOME SWEET ONES. 374 00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:56,771 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 375 00:28:56,771 --> 00:28:59,855 YOU GOT OFF ON IT. 376 00:28:59,855 --> 00:29:03,521 WELL, YEAH. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T? 377 00:29:03,521 --> 00:29:06,479 [ Laughs ] 378 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,229 HOW MANY OF MY KIND RECKON YOU'VE DONE? 379 00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:14,855 NOT ENOUGH. MM-HMM. AND WE JUST KEEP COMING. 380 00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:18,855 BUT YOU CAN KILL A HUNDRED, A THOUSAND, A THOUSAND THOUSAND, 381 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:22,229 AND THE ARMIES OF HELL BESIDES, AND ALL WE NEED... 382 00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:25,104 IS FOR ONE OF US-- JUST ONE-- 383 00:29:25,104 --> 00:29:28,604 SOONER OR LATER TO HAVE THE THING WE'RE ALL HOPING FOR. 384 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:31,855 AND THAT WOULD BE WHAT? 385 00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:38,354 ONE GOOD DAY. 386 00:29:39,271 --> 00:29:43,021 HEY! YOU ASKED, AND I'M TELLIN'. 387 00:29:43,021 --> 00:29:45,104 THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, SUMMERS, IS YOU'VE GOTTEN SO GOOD, 388 00:29:45,104 --> 00:29:47,479 - YOU'RE STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE IMMORTAL. - NOT REALLY. 389 00:29:47,479 --> 00:29:49,521 I JUST KNOW I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 390 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,354 OH. THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 391 00:29:52,354 --> 00:29:55,771 OW! [ Yells ] OH, GOD! 392 00:30:00,771 --> 00:30:03,271 SO THAT'S IT? LESSON OVER? 393 00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:06,229 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 394 00:30:06,229 --> 00:30:08,146 COME ON. 395 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,479 [ Vampire ] KILLED WITH HER OWN WEAPON. 396 00:30:15,479 --> 00:30:18,062 THEY OUGHT TO PUT THIS IN A MUSEUM. 397 00:30:18,062 --> 00:30:21,062 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY PUT IN MUSEUMS? 398 00:30:21,062 --> 00:30:23,146 - MOSTLY DEAD THINGS. - [ Growls ] 399 00:30:45,771 --> 00:30:48,396 GIVE IT TO ME. 400 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:56,688 [ Laughing ] WHAT? 401 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,688 LESSON THE SECOND-- ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. 402 00:30:59,688 --> 00:31:01,354 YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I BEAT 'EM? 403 00:31:03,521 --> 00:31:06,604 THE QUESTION ISN'T HOW'D I WIN? 404 00:31:06,604 --> 00:31:09,855 - THE QUESTION IS WHY'D THEY LOSE? - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 405 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:15,229 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, LOVE. 406 00:31:16,688 --> 00:31:18,938 HOW'D YOU KILL THE SECOND ONE? 407 00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:21,187 HMM? A BIT LIKE THIS. 408 00:31:23,771 --> 00:31:27,813 - THAT DIDN'T HURT? - I KNEW I COULDN'T TOUCH YOU. 409 00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:29,813 IF THERE'S NO INTENT TO HURT YOU, 410 00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:34,396 THEN THAT CHIP THEY SHOVED UP MY BRAIN NEVER ACTIVATES. 411 00:31:34,396 --> 00:31:36,604 IF, ON THE OTHER HAND-- 412 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:39,104 [ Growls, Yells ] 413 00:31:42,938 --> 00:31:44,855 SEE, NOW THAT HURT. YEAH? 414 00:31:44,855 --> 00:31:46,896 THIS HURT TOO? 415 00:31:48,396 --> 00:31:51,021 DEFINITE PAIN THERE. 416 00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:54,271 - HOW'D YOU KILL THEM, SPIKE? - [ Growls ] 417 00:31:58,646 --> 00:32:01,938 YOU'RE NOT READY TO KNOW. I'M READY. 418 00:32:01,938 --> 00:32:04,521 OKAY, THEN. WENT LIKE THIS. 419 00:32:16,729 --> 00:32:18,604 THE FIRST ONE WAS ALL BUSINESS, BUT THE SECOND, 420 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,187 SHE HAD A TOUCH OF YOUR STYLE. 421 00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:43,813 [ Yelling ] 422 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:00,646 SHE WAS CUNNING, RESOURCEFUL-- 423 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,312 OH, AND DID I MENTION... HOT? 424 00:33:03,312 --> 00:33:05,855 I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT WITH THAT ONE. 425 00:33:05,855 --> 00:33:08,438 YOU THINK WE'RE DANCING? THAT'S ALL WE'VE EVER DONE. 426 00:33:11,271 --> 00:33:14,271 THE ONLY THING ABOUT THE DANCE IS... 427 00:33:14,271 --> 00:33:17,230 YOU NEVER GET TO STOP. 428 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:20,479 EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP, IT'S THE SAME BLOODY QUESTION THAT HAUNTS YOU-- 429 00:33:20,479 --> 00:33:23,312 IS TODAY THE DAY I DIE? 430 00:33:27,563 --> 00:33:29,604 DEATH IS ON YOUR HEELS, BABY, 431 00:33:29,604 --> 00:33:31,896 AND SOONER OR LATER, IT'S GONNA CATCH YOU. 432 00:33:36,729 --> 00:33:39,312 AND PART OF YOU WANTS IT... 433 00:33:39,312 --> 00:33:42,062 NOT ONLY TO STOP THE FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY, 434 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:45,062 BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH IT. 435 00:34:01,354 --> 00:34:05,271 DEATH IS YOUR ART. YOU MAKE IT WITH YOUR HANDS DAY AFTER DAY... 436 00:34:05,271 --> 00:34:09,021 THAT FINAL GASP, THAT LOOK OF PEACE. 437 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:13,563 PART OF YOU IS DESPERATE TO KNOW-- WHAT'S IT LIKE? 438 00:34:13,563 --> 00:34:16,146 WHERE DOES IT LEAD YOU? 439 00:34:16,146 --> 00:34:18,855 AND NOW, YOU SEE, THAT'S THE SECRET. 440 00:34:18,855 --> 00:34:22,312 NOT THE PUNCH YOU DIDN'T THROW OR THE KICKS YOU DIDN'T LAND. 441 00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:24,354 SHE MERELY WANTED IT. 442 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,062 EVERY SLAYER... 443 00:34:27,604 --> 00:34:29,771 HAS A DEATH WISH. 444 00:34:33,396 --> 00:34:35,312 EVEN YOU. 445 00:34:55,521 --> 00:34:58,563 THE ONLY REASON YOU'VE LASTED AS LONG AS YOU HAVE... 446 00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:01,312 IS YOU'VE GOT TIES TO THE WORLD-- 447 00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:06,104 YOUR MUM, BRAT KID SISTER, SCOOBIES. 448 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,813 THEY ALL TIE YOU HERE, BUT YOU'RE JUST PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE. 449 00:35:12,229 --> 00:35:14,479 SOONER OR LATER... 450 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,855 YOU'RE GONNA WANT IT. 451 00:35:16,855 --> 00:35:19,021 AND THE SECOND-- 452 00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:21,521 THE SECOND THAT HAPPENS, 453 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:23,312 YOU KNOW I'LL BE THERE. 454 00:35:24,813 --> 00:35:27,104 I'LL SLIP IN. 455 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:30,729 HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD DAY. 456 00:35:35,104 --> 00:35:36,980 HERE ENDETH THE LESSON. 457 00:35:38,563 --> 00:35:41,438 I JUST WONDER IF YOU'LL LIKE IT AS MUCH AS SHE DID. 458 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:44,312 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SPIKE, NOW. 459 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:47,604 OH, DID I SCARE YOU? 460 00:35:49,062 --> 00:35:52,646 YOU'RE THE SLAYER. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HIT ME. 461 00:35:54,146 --> 00:35:57,855 COME ON. ONE GOOD SWING. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 462 00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:02,646 I MEAN IT. SO DO I. GIVE IT TO ME GOOD, BUFFY. DO IT! 463 00:36:02,646 --> 00:36:04,521 SPIKE. 464 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:11,229 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 465 00:36:13,521 --> 00:36:16,771 COME ON. I CAN FEEL IT, SLAYER. 466 00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:20,896 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DANCE. 467 00:36:22,938 --> 00:36:24,855 SAY IT'S TRUE. 468 00:36:26,646 --> 00:36:29,521 SAY I DO WANT TO. 469 00:36:32,813 --> 00:36:34,688 IT WOULDN'T BE YOU, SPIKE. 470 00:36:36,771 --> 00:36:39,271 IT WOULD NEVER BE YOU. 471 00:36:45,021 --> 00:36:47,563 YOU'RE BENEATH ME. 472 00:36:58,229 --> 00:37:00,062 [ Sniffles ] 473 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:08,229 [ Sobs ] 474 00:37:29,646 --> 00:37:31,688 SPIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 475 00:37:31,688 --> 00:37:34,563 BENEATH ME. I'LL SHOW HER. 476 00:37:35,729 --> 00:37:38,062 PUT HER SIX BLOODY FEET BENEATH ME. 477 00:37:40,312 --> 00:37:43,813 HASN'T GOT A DEATH WISH? 478 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:46,521 BITCH WON'T NEED ONE. 479 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,521 OKAY, I'M TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE HERE, 480 00:37:55,521 --> 00:37:59,312 SO DON'T DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART LIKE LAST TIME, BUT... 481 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,813 [ Sighs ] YOU CAN'T KILL BUFFY. 482 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:04,855 SHE'S THE SLAYER. SHE IS SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 483 00:38:04,855 --> 00:38:07,396 I'VE GOT TWO BARRELS HERE THAT'LL PROVE YOU WRONG. 484 00:38:07,396 --> 00:38:09,354 I KNEW YOU'D TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. 485 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:12,229 YOU ARE SO SENSITIVE. 486 00:38:12,229 --> 00:38:14,688 HOW ARE YOU GONNA KILL HER? THINK! 487 00:38:14,688 --> 00:38:16,896 THE SECOND YOU EVEN POINT THAT THING AT HER, 488 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:19,188 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL-- [ Yells ] 489 00:38:19,188 --> 00:38:21,271 AND THEN YOU'LL GET BITCH SLAPPED UP AND DOWN MAIN STREET, 490 00:38:21,271 --> 00:38:24,187 UNLESS SHE'S HAD ENOUGH AND JUST STAKES YOU. SURE. 491 00:38:24,187 --> 00:38:27,396 IT'LL HURT LIKE HELL FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS. 492 00:38:27,396 --> 00:38:30,104 BUT SHE'LL BE DEAD JUST A LITTLE LONGER THAN THAT. 493 00:38:31,896 --> 00:38:34,938 FINE! BUT DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU FAIL! 494 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:39,271 YOU COULDN'T KILL HER BEFORE YOU GOT THE CHIP. YOU HAD PLENTY OF CHANCES! 495 00:38:39,271 --> 00:38:41,896 [ Drusilla ] WHY CAN'T YOU KILL HER? 496 00:38:41,896 --> 00:38:44,604 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS BRINGING HER UP! 497 00:38:44,604 --> 00:38:47,938 I HAVEN'T SAID A WORD ABOUT THE BLOODY SLAYER SINCE WE LEFT CALIFORNIA. 498 00:38:47,938 --> 00:38:50,062 SHE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET, DRU! 499 00:38:50,062 --> 00:38:52,521 BUT YOU'RE LYING! 500 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:55,896 I CAN STILL SEE HER FLOATING ALL AROUND YOU, 501 00:38:55,896 --> 00:38:58,604 LAUGHING. 502 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,062 WHY? 503 00:39:01,062 --> 00:39:06,104 WHY WON'T YOU PUSH HER AWAY? BUT I DID, PET. I DID IT FOR YOU. 504 00:39:06,104 --> 00:39:08,188 AND YOU KEEP PUNISHING ME, 505 00:39:09,104 --> 00:39:11,271 CARRYING ON WITH CREATURES LIKE THIS. 506 00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:18,312 OKAY. UH, YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY HAVE A THING GOING ON HERE. 507 00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:22,354 I HAVE TO FIND MY PLEASURES, SPIKE. 508 00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:25,688 YOU TASTE LIKE ASHES. 509 00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:27,813 SO THIS IS MY FAULT NOW? 510 00:39:30,479 --> 00:39:32,896 I-I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS SEEIN' SOMEBODY. 511 00:39:35,438 --> 00:39:37,271 I-I SHOULD TAKE OFF. 512 00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:39,855 YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? 513 00:39:42,729 --> 00:39:46,688 YOU CAN'T BLAME A GIRL, SPIKE. 514 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,563 YOU'RE ALL COVERED WITH HER. 515 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:53,729 I LOOK AT YOU... 516 00:39:53,729 --> 00:39:56,146 ALL I SEE IS THE SLAYER. 517 00:40:01,354 --> 00:40:04,229 HEY, I PUT TOGETHER THAT GROCERY LIST FOR YOU. 518 00:40:04,229 --> 00:40:06,104 OH, GREAT. THANKS, HON. 519 00:40:07,604 --> 00:40:10,438 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE. 520 00:40:10,438 --> 00:40:12,938 HAVE YOU SEEN MY CONDITIONER? 521 00:40:12,938 --> 00:40:15,021 DID YOU LOOK UNDER THE SINK? 522 00:40:22,146 --> 00:40:24,646 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 523 00:40:24,646 --> 00:40:28,479 OH. I WAS HOPING TO PUT THIS OFF, BUT, UM, 524 00:40:28,479 --> 00:40:33,104 YOU KNOW THE "NOTHING" THAT I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS? 525 00:40:33,104 --> 00:40:35,396 IT MIGHT NOT BE NOTHING. 526 00:40:36,479 --> 00:40:38,354 WHAT IS IT? 527 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,396 I'M, UH, STAYING OVERNIGHT AT THE HOSPITAL FOR OBSERVATION. 528 00:40:43,396 --> 00:40:45,187 I'M GETTING A CAT SCAN. 529 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,729 IT'S ONLY ONE NIGHT. 530 00:40:49,729 --> 00:40:52,855 AND THEY SAY EVEN IF THERE IS SOMETHING, 531 00:40:52,855 --> 00:40:55,604 IT'S STILL VERY EARLY IF THEY DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE. 532 00:40:57,396 --> 00:41:00,062 I'M GONNA BE FINE. 533 00:41:01,396 --> 00:41:03,938 I KNOW YOU WILL. 534 00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:33,271 [ Sobbing ] 535 00:41:59,563 --> 00:42:01,729 WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? 536 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:14,187 WHAT'S WRONG? 537 00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:20,229 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 538 00:42:28,563 --> 00:42:31,646 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO? 539 00:44:24,563 --> 00:44:26,896 GRR! ARRGH!