1 00:00:01,729 --> 00:00:03,354 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER-- 2 00:00:03,354 --> 00:00:06,479 YOU TWO COME ON IN. THANK YOU, KIND PROPRIETOR. 3 00:00:06,479 --> 00:00:08,521 JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 4 00:00:08,521 --> 00:00:11,855 SHE STILL THINKS I'M LITTLE MISS NOBODY. 5 00:00:11,855 --> 00:00:13,479 JUST HER SISTER. 6 00:00:13,479 --> 00:00:15,271 BOY, IS SHE IN FOR A SURPRISE. 7 00:00:15,271 --> 00:00:17,187 WHO ARE YOU? 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:24,021 YOU KNOW WALSH PUMPED ALL THOSE CHEMICALS AND CRAP INTO US. YOU GOT MORE THAN ANYONE. 9 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:26,479 - I'M TAKING YOU TO THE DOCTOR. - THE ONE FROM THE GOVERNMENT? 10 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:28,354 THE ONES WHO DID THIS TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? 11 00:00:28,354 --> 00:00:29,896 ALL PATCHED UP. 12 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,896 HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 13 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:35,187 GOOD. BACK TO NORMAL. 14 00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:42,646 [ Grunts ] 15 00:00:42,646 --> 00:00:44,688 GOD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 16 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:46,271 [ Gasps ] 17 00:00:48,646 --> 00:00:50,771 [ Panting ] 18 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,688 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 19 00:01:20,604 --> 00:01:23,271 [ All Chanting ] 20 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:32,729 [ Pounding ] 21 00:01:32,729 --> 00:01:35,813 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 22 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:38,438 [ Pounding Continues ] [ Chanting Resumes ] 23 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,688 [ Pounding Continues ] 24 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:48,229 [ Wind Whistling ] 25 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:50,438 [ Chanting Continues ] 26 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,896 [ Grunts ] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KILL THE SLAYER. 27 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:06,021 AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED PIANO LESSONS. 28 00:02:06,021 --> 00:02:09,062 SO, REALLY, WHO'S SURPRISED WE HAVE ALL THIS UNEXPRESSED RAGE? 29 00:02:15,229 --> 00:02:19,938 BUT HONESTLY, I THINK I'M EXPRESSING MINE BETTER. 30 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:22,479 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 31 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,354 YOU FIND YOURSELF A GOOD ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS, 32 00:02:29,729 --> 00:02:31,855 AND I'LL JAM THIS POKEY WOOD STICK THROUGH YOUR HEART. 33 00:02:33,604 --> 00:02:35,855 [ Sighs ] 34 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:39,187 I THINK THAT SETS THE WORLD SPEED RECORD FOR CLOSURE. [ Man ] HEY. 35 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:45,354 MISS, IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR ONE OF THOSE RAVE PARTIES, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE LATE. 36 00:02:45,354 --> 00:02:48,021 CHASED A BUNCH OF KIDS OUT OF HERE LAST NIGHT. 37 00:02:48,021 --> 00:02:50,521 OH, RIGHT. YEAH. DARN. 38 00:02:50,521 --> 00:02:52,938 MY FELLOW RAVERS WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED. 39 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:55,729 IT WAS MY TURN TO BRING THE BUNDT CAKE. 40 00:02:55,729 --> 00:02:58,104 YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS MY CALL, I'D LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 41 00:02:58,104 --> 00:03:00,229 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY'S USING THIS PLACE OR NOTHIN'. 42 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:04,271 THEY JUST DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THE BOSS, SO-- 43 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,229 ALREADY GONE. OH, HEY. HOLD IT, MISS. 44 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:10,230 TAKE YOUR, UH, WHATEVER THIS IS WITH YA. 45 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:15,062 - THANK YOU. - GLO BALLS, HUH? 46 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,813 I SWEAR, I DON'T GET YOUR GENERATION. 47 00:03:17,813 --> 00:03:19,604 WHAT IS THAT THING? 48 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:24,062 I'LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I FIND OUT. 49 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:28,521 - DAWN, TOUCH NOTHING. - WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE IRON CHEF? 50 00:04:28,521 --> 00:04:31,980 LOOK, MOM'S SICK, AND I MADE HER A NICE NON-INSTANT BREAKFAST FOR ONCE. 51 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,271 I DON'T NEED YOU-- 52 00:04:34,271 --> 00:04:36,729 [ Vase Falls ] OOPS. 53 00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:40,479 DOING THAT. [ Joyce ] MORNING, GUYS. 54 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:44,229 OH. CHECK OUT THE "PAMPER MOM" PLATTER. 55 00:04:44,229 --> 00:04:46,062 YOU TWO DO ALL THIS? OH, BUFFY HELPED. 56 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:51,312 - WELL, I-I DIDN'T HELP. - I'M SURE YOU DID. 57 00:04:51,312 --> 00:04:55,521 SO, NEITHER OF YOU'S PREGNANT, FAILING, OR UNDER INDICTMENT? 58 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:57,688 - JUST CHECKING. - [ Scoffs ] 59 00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,563 WE KNEW YOU WERE FEELING LESS THAN GREAT, SO-- 60 00:05:00,563 --> 00:05:04,230 YEAH. THE HEADACHES THEY SAID WOULD GO AWAY CAME BACK AND BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS ALONG WITH. 61 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:06,438 WELL, WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? 62 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:09,729 TAKE FOUR OF SOME PILLS A DAY AND COME BACK FOR TESTS. 63 00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:12,563 - THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG? - WELL, NOT YET. 64 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:15,104 THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. I THINK WE SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION. 65 00:05:15,104 --> 00:05:17,438 WELL, WE NEED A FIRST OPINION FIRST, HONEY. 66 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:21,521 - OKAY, WE'LL GO RIGHT NOW. - I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED, OKAY? 67 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:26,062 BUT DON'T BE. I'M STILL THE MOM, WHICH MEANS I GET TO WORRY ABOUT YOU TWO, 68 00:05:26,062 --> 00:05:29,479 WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE SLAYER, 69 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:31,855 AND YOU, YOU ARE MY LITTLE PUM'KIN BELLY. 70 00:05:31,855 --> 00:05:35,062 [ Scoffs ] MOM, THAT'S LIKE MY KID NAME. 71 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:38,604 - SO I CAN'T BE RETRO? - DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY NAMES FOR ME? 72 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:43,021 NO. I THINK YOU WERE ALWAYS JUST BUFFY. 73 00:05:43,021 --> 00:05:46,604 I GOT SOME NAMES FOR YA. 74 00:05:46,604 --> 00:05:50,229 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING AROUND HERE? ISN'T THIS GILES'S BIG DAY? 75 00:05:50,229 --> 00:05:52,896 OH, BIGGER THAN BIG. IT'S HIS GRAND OPENING. 76 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:56,062 SO GO. BRING ME BACK A-- 77 00:05:56,062 --> 00:05:58,146 I DON'T KNOW-- A... 78 00:05:58,146 --> 00:06:00,479 FLYING BROOMSTICK OR SOMETHING. 79 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:03,813 THOSE NEVER REALLY WORK. WHATEVER. 80 00:06:03,813 --> 00:06:07,229 BOOK CLUB TONIGHT? MM-HMM. 81 00:06:07,229 --> 00:06:09,646 YOU GUYS HAVE A BOOK CLUB? 82 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:14,146 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO. I WILL BE BACK LATER. 83 00:06:14,146 --> 00:06:16,354 WHAT TIME IS YOUR DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT? 84 00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:19,938 I JUST WANT TO KNOW. TAKE IT EASY. 85 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:22,146 I WANT YOU TO RELAX ALL DAY, KEEP YOUR FEET UP, PLENTY OF OPRAH. 86 00:06:22,146 --> 00:06:25,021 PLUS, YOU CAN CHECK MY RAIN FOREST REPORT, 87 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:27,479 AND YOU KNOW THERE'S, LIKE, 80 BADILLION OLD BOARD GAMES-- 88 00:06:27,479 --> 00:06:30,187 HEY! YOU SAID I COULDN'T COME. CHANGED MY MIND. 89 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,438 [ Bell Jingles ] 90 00:06:59,646 --> 00:07:02,813 [ Panting ] 91 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:06,271 I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DITCH ME. WHOA. 92 00:07:06,271 --> 00:07:11,230 MR. GILES, THIS PLACE IS SO... WOW. 93 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,187 I MEAN, CHECK OUT ALL THE MAGIC JUNK. 94 00:07:13,187 --> 00:07:16,187 - OUR NEW SLOGAN. - SO WHEN'S IT OPEN? 95 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,521 YOU KNOW, FOR CUSTOMERS? 96 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:23,896 - SINCE 9:00 THIS MORNING, ACTUALLY. - DAWN, GO. BROWSE. AND-- 97 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:25,688 YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT. HEARD YOU THE FIRST 60 TIMES. 98 00:07:28,104 --> 00:07:30,229 STILL, NOT TO WORRY. OH-- 99 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:32,771 I'VE GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS PLACE. 100 00:07:32,771 --> 00:07:35,938 MAGIC'S A SMALL NICHE MARKET, BUT, UM-- 101 00:07:35,938 --> 00:07:38,688 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. SUNNYDALE. 102 00:07:38,688 --> 00:07:41,771 MONSTERS. SUPPLY AND DEMAND. 103 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:44,479 THEY'LL BE LINING UP AROUND THE BLOCK IN NO TIME. 104 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:48,187 YEAH. YOU'LL BE MAKING MONEY HAND OVER FIST. 105 00:07:53,062 --> 00:07:55,688 WHICH I GUESS IS A GOOD THING. 106 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:58,604 YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 107 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:01,688 IT'S JUST MY MOM'S STILL SICK, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE DEAL IS. 108 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:04,062 SHE IS GETTING MEDICAL ATTENTION? 109 00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:06,438 YEAH. WE HAVE A HIGHLY TRAINED MEDICAL STAFF... 110 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:08,521 WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO TELL US DIDDLY. 111 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,396 I'M SORRY. STILL, YOU KNOW, 112 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:14,396 TIME AND PATIENCE-- BOTH GREAT COMFORTS. [ Bell Jingles ] 113 00:08:16,604 --> 00:08:18,729 GILES, WHERE'S YOUR HAT AND CLOAK? 114 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:21,521 YEAH, THE HYPE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 115 00:08:21,521 --> 00:08:24,062 [ Dawn ] WILLOW, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. 116 00:08:24,062 --> 00:08:28,229 THEY HAVE THE COOLEST TALISMEN-- MANS-- TALISGUYS. 117 00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:32,438 ACTUALLY, I HAVE A LITTLE SCOOBY-CENTRIC DEAL TO DEAL WITH FIRST. 118 00:08:32,438 --> 00:08:35,271 I PUT THIS BEFORE THE GROUP. 119 00:08:35,271 --> 00:08:37,438 WHAT THE HELL IS IT? 120 00:08:37,438 --> 00:08:39,396 IT APPEARS TO BE PARANORMAL IN ORIGIN. 121 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:44,354 - HOW CAN YOU TELL? - WELL, IT'S SO SHINY. 122 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:47,354 - FOUND IT ON PATROL. - MAY BE MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 123 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:50,021 I SAY WE GO BACK OUT AGAIN TONIGHT. 124 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:51,855 UM, SURE. 125 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:54,438 YOU CAN'T PATROL. BUFFY SAID. 126 00:08:54,438 --> 00:08:57,187 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YEAH, REMEMBER? 127 00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:59,479 YOU SAID IT'D BE EASIER IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR ANYBODY. 128 00:08:59,479 --> 00:09:02,521 - WELL, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT RILEY. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 129 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:05,438 OH, SHE JUST SAID YOU LOOK EVEN CUTER WHEN YOU'RE ALL WEAK AND KITTENY, 130 00:09:05,438 --> 00:09:08,604 AND SHE'D BETTER GO SOLO, OR YOU'D GET HURT. 131 00:09:08,604 --> 00:09:11,563 SO, WELCOME TO THE CLUB. SHE'LL NEVER LET ME GO EITHER. 132 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:18,896 WHAT? WHAT? 133 00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:22,729 GILES, YOU GOT THAT DANGER ROOM SET UP OUT BACK? 134 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,438 I'M FEELIN' THE NEED FOR A LITTLE PHYSICAL REHAB ABOUT NOW. 135 00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:27,354 OF COURSE. YES. IF ANY CUSTOMERS DO-- 136 00:09:27,354 --> 00:09:31,229 - ON IT. - DAWN, WE'RE GOING. 137 00:09:31,229 --> 00:09:32,813 BUFFY, WAIT. 138 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:38,230 GO EASY ON HER. WHY? 139 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:42,855 I CAN'T HELP IT. I JUST HAVE ALL THIS INVOLUNTARY EMPATHY FOR DAWN, 140 00:09:42,855 --> 00:09:46,104 'CAUSE SHE'S, YOU KNOW, A BIG SPAZ. 141 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:49,521 SHE'S SO ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT MOM'S SICK. 142 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:51,938 SHE'S ALL OVER HER, WHILE I HAVE TO BE THE GROWN-UP, 143 00:09:51,938 --> 00:09:54,354 AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE LIKE THE GIGGLE TWINS, 144 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:56,729 AND WHY CAN'T I EVER BE LITTLE PUM'KIN BELLY? 145 00:09:58,479 --> 00:10:01,604 WHILE I DON'T FEEL QUALIFIED TO ADDRESS THE LAST PART, 146 00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:05,271 I CAN TELL YOU THAT DAWN'S NOT JUST THE YOUNGEST. 147 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,688 SHE'S THE BABY, AND MAYBE YOUR MOM NEEDS THAT RIGHT NOW. 148 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:13,187 DAWN DOESN'T CARE WHAT MY MOM-- 149 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:17,396 YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WISH I WERE AN ONLY CHILD THESE DAYS. 150 00:10:17,396 --> 00:10:20,771 [ Clattering, Glass Shatters ] 151 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:22,729 [ Dawn ] OOPS. 152 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,479 WE CAN'T ALL BE BORN WITH BIG, FANCY "CHOSEN ONE" REFLEXES, YOU KNOW. 153 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:31,312 SHH. MOM? [ Joyce ] MMM. 154 00:10:31,312 --> 00:10:33,312 MOM? [ TV, Indistinct ] 155 00:10:33,312 --> 00:10:36,271 WHAT'S WRONG? [ TV Off ] 156 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:38,396 IT'S-- IT'S JUST MY HEAD. 157 00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:42,146 - I'M TAKING YOU TO THE DOCTOR. - NO, SWEETHEART, I'M FINE. 158 00:10:42,146 --> 00:10:45,896 WE DON'T KNOW THAT. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. WE'RE GOING. 159 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,771 I JUST NEED MY PRESCRIPTION. PLEASE? 160 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:52,938 HOSPITAL PHARMACY OPEN? MM-HMM. 161 00:10:52,938 --> 00:10:55,813 TEN MINUTES. 162 00:10:55,813 --> 00:10:58,771 [ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ] 163 00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:00,604 EXCUSE ME. 164 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:05,729 HEY, IT'S, UH, BUFFY, ISN'T IT? UH-- 165 00:11:05,729 --> 00:11:08,521 BEN. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MAN-NURSE. EVERYBODY ELSE HERE DOES. 166 00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:13,438 I DON'T BELONG HERE. I HAVE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS. FASCISTS! 167 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:16,062 YOU'RE HURTING THE NICE INTERN WHO'S HERE TO HELP YOU. 168 00:11:16,062 --> 00:11:19,479 I NEED NINE CC's OF PHENOBARBITAL IN THIS-- [ Grunting ] 169 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:24,438 OR NOT. LET'S STRAP HIM. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, I PROMISE. 170 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:27,021 NOT TO BE RAMPANTLY SEXIST IN THE WORKPLACE, 171 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:29,396 BUT YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS MUSCLES FOR A GIRL. 172 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:32,479 I, UM-- RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE. 173 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:36,396 HOW'D YOU GUESS? I'M A DOCTOR. WELL, ALMOST. 174 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,521 DOESN'T-- DOESN'T EVEN HELP. DOESN'T MAKE A DAMN BIT OF DIFFERENCE! 175 00:11:40,521 --> 00:11:43,646 I-I-I'VE MET THIS GUY. HE'S A SECURITY GUARD. 176 00:11:43,646 --> 00:11:46,646 - HE'S NOT CRAZY. - IF YOU SAY SO. 177 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:49,354 THEY'RE COMING AT YOU. 178 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:51,688 DON'T THINK YOU'RE ABOVE IT, MISSY. 179 00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,563 THEY COME THROUGH THE FAMILY. 180 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:56,229 THEY GET TO YOUR FAMILY. 181 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:58,688 MY FAMILY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 182 00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:01,396 LET'S GET HIM TO EXAM ONE. NOW WOULD BE NICE. 183 00:12:01,396 --> 00:12:05,104 YOUR FAMILY. YOUR FAMILY! 184 00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:09,479 I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT THAT. HERE. 185 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:13,187 - FOR YOUR MOM? - YEAH, THANKS. 186 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:16,354 - SHE'S NOT FEELING BETTER? - NOT YET. 187 00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:18,688 BUT SHE-- SHE WILL BE. 188 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:20,604 I'M STARTING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG. 189 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:27,062 [ Man Speaking Foreign Language ] 190 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,271 [ Loud Pounding ] 191 00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:57,563 [ Pounding Continues ] 192 00:13:11,187 --> 00:13:15,604 THERE YOU ARE. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 193 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,855 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO SHOP AT THE MAGIC BOX, AND PLEASE DO COME AGAIN. 194 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,479 [ Bell Jingles ] 195 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,980 DID YOU SEE THAT? CUSTOMERS. REAL LIVE CUSTOMERS. 196 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,980 THEY CAME IN, AND I GAVE THEM THINGS, 197 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,980 AND THEY GAVE ME MONEY, AND THEN THEY LEFT. 198 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,104 [ Laughs ] IT'S BRILLIANT. 199 00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:47,479 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL CAPITALIST RUNNING DOG. 200 00:13:47,479 --> 00:13:50,855 BUT I GOTTA TELL YA, ON THE ORBULAR FRONT, WE'RE BATTING ZEROS. 201 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:53,354 WELL THEN, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. LOOK AT THIS. 202 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,896 IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED HELP WITH, LET ME KNOW. 203 00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:59,729 HMM. YOUR CONJURING POWDER'S GROTESQUELY OVERPRICED. 204 00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:03,230 ANYA-- 205 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:06,312 I'M SORRY. I'M NEARLY OUT OF MONEY. 206 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,813 I'VE NEVER HAD TO AFFORD THINGS BEFORE, AND IT'S MAKING ME BITTER. 207 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:12,438 THE CHANGE IS PALPABLE. THAT STUFF DOESN'T COME CHEAP. [ Bell Jingling ] 208 00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:14,563 WELL, YOU'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF. 209 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,354 I COULD HOOK YOU UP DIRECT WITH THE TROLL THAT SHEDS IT. 210 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:22,062 GILES, I HAVE AN IDEA WHAT'S MAKING MY MOM SICK. 211 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,563 HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH HER DOCTORS? THEY WON'T FIND ANYTHING. 212 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,813 WHAT'S HURTING HER-- IT'S SUPERNATURAL. 213 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:29,896 THE NIGHT WATCHMAN WHO FOUND THIS THING-- 214 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,771 HE WENT CRAZY, LIKE OVERNIGHT. 215 00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:36,729 IT WON'T HURT US. I HAD IT ON ME ALL NIGHT. 216 00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:40,604 BUT THIS GUY-- HE SAW THINGS. HE SAID THINGS. 217 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,771 SUCH AS? 218 00:14:42,771 --> 00:14:45,271 THEY'LL COME AT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY. 219 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,813 AND, UH-- WHO-WHO WILL? 220 00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:49,813 I DON'T KNOW... YET. 221 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,146 BUT WHATEVER TOUCHED THIS GUY, 222 00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:55,312 IT MADE HIM SEE THROUGH WHAT THE REST OF US ARE SEEING. 223 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,855 HE KNEW SOMEONE'S HURTING MY MOM, AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET TO ME. 224 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:02,271 IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT STILL, UH, 225 00:15:02,271 --> 00:15:04,688 THE RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN AREN'T MUCH TO GO ON. 226 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:08,230 YEAH, BUT IT'S A START. WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO'S MAKING MY MOM SICK AND HOW. 227 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:11,021 THEN WHAT? 228 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:14,938 THEN I HUNT THEM, FIND THEM, AND KILL THEM. 229 00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:22,312 [ Female Demon ] YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, I'M THE VICTIM HERE. 230 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,771 FIRST OFF-- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. 231 00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:28,813 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ROOM OR THIS CITY OR THIS STATE OR THIS PLANET. 232 00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:31,021 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MORTAL COIL NOW, YOU KNOW? 233 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:34,021 IT'S DISGUSTING! 234 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:39,146 THE FOOD. THE CLOTHES. THE PEOPLE. 235 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,479 I COULD CRAP A BETTER EXISTENCE THAN THIS. 236 00:15:42,479 --> 00:15:45,021 BUT-- OKAY. 237 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:47,021 AND FEEL FREE TO TELL ME... 238 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:49,021 IF THIS NEXT PART GETS A LITTLE TOO PERSONAL, 239 00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:52,354 BECAUSE I'M TOLD I HAVE BOUNDARY ISSUES. 240 00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:54,187 BUT I'M HURT! 241 00:15:56,062 --> 00:16:00,771 YES. BY YOUR INCREDIBLY SELFISH BEHAVIOR. 242 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:05,146 NEWS FLASH, HAIRDO. 243 00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:07,021 IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU. 244 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,312 ALL I WANT IS THE KEY! 245 00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:15,813 WH-- WHY-- 246 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:18,104 WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME WHERE THE KEY IS? 247 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,855 OH. 248 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:30,354 FORGIVE ME, MONKY. 249 00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:35,813 SOMETIMES I JUST-- I GET SO ANXIOUS-- 250 00:16:35,813 --> 00:16:38,604 LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE OF ME, 251 00:16:38,604 --> 00:16:41,896 AND IT'S SWELLING UP, AND IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY-- 252 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:46,855 THAT I FORGET THERE'S ALL THAT DUCT TAPE ON YOUR FACE. [ Whimpers ] 253 00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:48,813 NOW... 254 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,604 TELL ME WHERE... 255 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:55,104 THE KEY IS. [ Grunts ] 256 00:16:55,104 --> 00:16:56,813 [ Groaning ] 257 00:16:56,813 --> 00:16:59,646 OR I'M GOING BOWLING. [ Groaning Continues ] 258 00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:02,604 [ Sputtering ] 259 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,521 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. THE STUTTER'S SEXY. KEEP IT COMING. 260 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:12,230 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 261 00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:17,354 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 262 00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:19,563 SPEAK AMERICAN! 263 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:23,938 I... WILL TELL YOU-- 264 00:17:23,938 --> 00:17:27,146 [ Breathing Heavily ] 265 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,062 NOTHING. 266 00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:40,896 FINE. 267 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,855 YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? 268 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:50,771 I WISH THAT YOU COULD FEEL WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW. 269 00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:53,771 LADY, WHATEVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU'RE ON, PLEASE-- 270 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,521 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE. 271 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,896 [ Man ] I-- I HAVE A WIFE. 272 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,896 HER-- HER NAME'S JENNIFER. WE-- WE HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS. 273 00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:18,188 I BET THIS IS FUN FOR YOU, ISN'T IT? 274 00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:21,354 SAY IT. YOU LIKE TO TORTURE ME. 275 00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:25,312 WHY? YOU DON'T EVEN OWN THE DAMN THING. 276 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,271 AND I WANT IT, I NEED IT, AND I'VE GOTTA HAVE IT NOW. 277 00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:31,521 AND YOU KEEP REFUSING TO TELL ME WHERE THE KEY IS! 278 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:34,438 AND IT'S TYPICAL-- IT'S TYPICAL-- IT'S TYPICAL-- 279 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:37,896 THE WHOLE MORTAL MEATSACK COMES COMPLETE WITH STINK AND BILE, SWEAT AND PROTEIN-- 280 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,771 YES, I SAID HUMANS-- NOT NOW! MOMMY'S TALKING! 281 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:44,354 WRIGGLING, PILING, PROWLING, CRAWLING, CLOWNING, CAVORTING, DOING IT OVER... 282 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:47,062 AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL SOMEONE'S GONNA SIT DOWN ON THEIR TUFFET... 283 00:18:47,062 --> 00:18:49,104 AND MAKE THIS BIRTHING STOP! 284 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:50,855 [ Screams ] 285 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:56,771 [ Groaning ] 286 00:19:01,688 --> 00:19:03,521 [ Whimpering ] 287 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,771 [ Sighs ] 288 00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:11,188 THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER. 289 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:14,271 [ Bell Jingling ] 290 00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:17,312 DO YOU GIFT WRAP? DO WE! 291 00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:22,021 DO WE? OH, WE DO. A LITTLE HELP. 292 00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:24,688 NO, NO, NO, UH, G-GROUND, UH, CLOVEN HOOVES... 293 00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:27,187 ARE 30% OFF, UM-- 294 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:29,896 THE OTHER ONES ARE FULL PRICE. 295 00:19:31,146 --> 00:19:33,438 THAT'S, UM, NOT CANDY. 296 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,646 AND, XANDER? 297 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:38,104 THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM-- PEOPLE. 298 00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:40,229 A-A-AND THEY ALL SEEM TO WANT THINGS. 299 00:19:40,229 --> 00:19:42,396 I HEAR YA. 300 00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,771 STAY BRITISH. YOU'LL BE OKAY. 301 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:49,021 THE THOUSAND-YARD STARE. 302 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,688 DAMN, YOU HATE TO SEE IT ON ANY MAN, BUT ESPECIALLY IN RETAIL. 303 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,896 PLEASE GO. 304 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,312 ANYA, THE SHOPKEEPERS UNION OF AMERICA CALLED. 305 00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:04,146 THEY WANT ME TO TELL YOU THAT "PLEASE GO" JUST GOT REPLACED WITH "HAVE A NICE DAY." 306 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:07,312 BUT I HAVE THEIR MONEY. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF DAY THEY HAVE? 307 00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:10,021 NO ONE. IT'S JUST A LONG CULTURAL TRADITION... 308 00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:12,146 OF RAGING INSINCERITY. 309 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:13,896 EMBRACE IT. [ Bell Jingles ] 310 00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,438 HEY, YOU! HAVE A NICE DAY. 311 00:20:18,563 --> 00:20:20,438 THERE'S MY GIRL! 312 00:20:24,771 --> 00:20:28,021 DID YOU EVER THINK IN A MILLION YEARS YOU'D MISS THE HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY? 313 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:30,146 SOMEONE PUT A SPELL ON MY MOM. 314 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,271 SOMETHING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SHE'S SICK. 315 00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:36,521 THAT'S A NEW KINDA NASTY. ANY SUSPECTS? 316 00:20:36,521 --> 00:20:39,187 WELL, I'VE GOT THE LIST NARROWED DOWN TO JUST UNDER INFINITY. 317 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,271 DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT TO YOU? 318 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,980 SURE. IF YOU WRAPPED IT WITH YOUR FEET. 319 00:20:53,146 --> 00:20:56,771 YOU KNOW, BUFFY, THERE USED TO BE THIS FRENCH SORCERER... 320 00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:59,896 BACK IN THE 16th I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT NAMED, UM-- 321 00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:02,896 CLOUTIER. SO CUTE IN HIS LITTLE KNICKERS. 322 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,021 BUT HE HAD THIS ONE SPELL DEMONS JUST HATED... 323 00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:07,479 CALLED TIRER LA COUVERTURE. 324 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,646 ROTATE MANY FOOD STUFFS? 325 00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:11,938 PULL THE CURTAIN BACK. 326 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,521 A SPELL TO SEE SPELLS. WELL, A TRANCE TO SEE SPELLS, ACTUALLY. 327 00:21:15,521 --> 00:21:18,688 -BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. TRY THAT. -WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SEE SPELLS"? 328 00:21:18,688 --> 00:21:21,646 UM, ALL SPELLS LEAVE A-A TRACE SIGNATURE. 329 00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:25,312 IT'S JUST NOT PERCEPTIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE. UM-- 330 00:21:25,312 --> 00:21:29,187 IN THIS CASE, IT COULD BE THE IMAGE OF A HAND CHOKING YOUR MOTHER. 331 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,312 OR A CLOUD OF MIST AROUND HER. 332 00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:35,396 OR MAYBE THE SHAPE OF THE DEMON THAT'S PERFORMING THE SPELL? 333 00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:37,771 UH, POSSIBLE, YES. 334 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:40,896 OKAY. SO I'LL DO WHAT MONSIEUR SILK KNICKERS DID. 335 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,980 I'LL GO HOME, I'LL GET TRANCEY, AND I'LL SEE WHAT'S AFFECTING MY MOM. 336 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:47,104 - I DON'T KNOW, BUFFY. TRANCES? - YES, BUFFY, 337 00:21:47,104 --> 00:21:50,855 THE SORCERER CLOUTIER WAS LEGENDARY. [ Object Thumps ] 338 00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:54,187 HIS-- HIS SKILLS AT ACHIEVING HIGHER STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS WERE-- 339 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:57,187 BETTER THAN MINE? I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT. 340 00:21:57,187 --> 00:22:00,354 BUT I'VE BEEN PRACTICING CONCENTRATION DRILLS. I KNOW I'M CLOSE. 341 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,646 - ARE YOU READY? - IT'S MY MOM. 342 00:22:02,646 --> 00:22:05,521 I'LL GET READY. WHAT DO I NEED? 343 00:22:07,855 --> 00:22:10,688 THANKS FOR COMING OVER. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP. 344 00:22:10,688 --> 00:22:13,312 SURE THING. SO WHAT DO I DO? 345 00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:16,229 LOTS. TONS. 346 00:22:16,229 --> 00:22:18,396 LOTS AND LOTS OF TONS. 347 00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:21,354 THIS IS ALL KIND OF-- NEW TERRAIN? 348 00:22:21,354 --> 00:22:23,438 ALL PRAYIN', NO SLAYIN'. 349 00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:26,021 OKAY, SO THE INCENSE NEEDS TO BE IGNITED, 350 00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:28,729 AND-- AND THERE'S A JOB. 351 00:22:28,729 --> 00:22:31,604 AND THIS STUFF NEEDS TO GET POURED AROUND ME IN A CIRCLE COUNTERCLOCKWISE-- 352 00:22:31,604 --> 00:22:34,855 -SO YOU NEED ME TO LIGHT INCENSE AND POUR SAND? -MAGIC INCENSE... 353 00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:37,354 AND-- AND SPOOKY SAND. 354 00:22:37,354 --> 00:22:41,271 - AND THE RITUAL ITSELF IS-- - SOMETHING YOU DO ALONE. 355 00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:44,146 YOU SURE THIS ISN'T YOUR WAY OF TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LESS-- 356 00:22:44,146 --> 00:22:47,021 WHAT ARE THE WORDS-- CUTE AND WEAK AND KITTENISH? 357 00:22:47,021 --> 00:22:48,855 KITTENY. 358 00:22:48,855 --> 00:22:51,980 RIGHT. MUCH MANLIER. 359 00:22:53,062 --> 00:22:55,563 LOOK, UM-- 360 00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:01,938 I REALLY AM OKAY. I KNOW. 361 00:23:01,938 --> 00:23:04,187 SO I'M NOT QUITE SUPER GUY ANYMORE. 362 00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:07,479 IT WAS BORROWED POWER ANYWAY. I HAD TO GIVE IT BACK SOMETIME. 363 00:23:08,896 --> 00:23:11,938 I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE YOURSELF. 364 00:23:11,938 --> 00:23:13,729 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT. 365 00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:17,271 MAYBE INSTEAD OF YOU TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF ME, 366 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,896 WE AGREE TO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. 367 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:22,312 DEAL? 368 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,729 DONE. 369 00:23:26,729 --> 00:23:28,604 GOOD. 370 00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:32,104 FOR LUCK. HEY. 371 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,980 A GIRL NEEDS MORE LUCK THAN THAT. 372 00:23:41,604 --> 00:23:43,396 HAVE A NICE TRIP. 373 00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:18,146 [ Knocking On Door ] 374 00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:22,187 [ Dawn ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MY BOYFRIEND. GO AWAY. 375 00:24:22,187 --> 00:24:24,146 LIAR. ARE YOU DOING MAGIC? 376 00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:27,646 - NO, I'M NOT. - CAN I WATCH? 377 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:30,396 - NO, YOU CAN'T! - OH, COME ON! 378 00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:34,771 PLEASE! PLEASE, LIKE, TIMES 10 AND CUBED! PLEASE? 379 00:24:34,771 --> 00:24:37,646 OH! 380 00:24:37,646 --> 00:24:40,563 YEAH, WELL, I CAN SMELL YOUR STINKY INCENSE DOWN THE HALL, YOU KNOW. 381 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:43,146 AND YOUR CLOTHES ARE GONNA REEK. 382 00:24:43,146 --> 00:24:46,104 AND IF YOU ARE DOING MAGIC, I'M SO TELLING. 383 00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,271 FINE! GO! GO TELL. 384 00:24:48,271 --> 00:24:51,855 GO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST GO! 385 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:00,813 [ Sighs ] 386 00:26:31,271 --> 00:26:34,104 - [ Joyce, Distorted ] BUFFY? - MOM. 387 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,229 ARE YOU GOING OUT? 388 00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:44,104 EITHER MODERN MEDICINE'S WORKING OR I JUST TOOK THE WORLD'S BEST PLACEBO. 389 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,646 EITHER WAY, I'M GOING OUT FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 390 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,604 - NOTHING. - HUH? 391 00:26:49,604 --> 00:26:51,688 THERE'S NOTHING. 392 00:26:53,438 --> 00:26:55,438 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING OKAY? 393 00:26:55,438 --> 00:26:57,688 YOU SEEM A LITTLE OUT OF IT. 394 00:27:06,396 --> 00:27:08,438 HEY. BUFFY. 395 00:27:08,438 --> 00:27:11,396 OH. YEAH. I'M FINE. 396 00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:13,646 UH, LONG-- LONG DAY'S ALL. 397 00:27:13,646 --> 00:27:16,146 YOU GO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 398 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:20,230 YOU'RE SO GROWN UP. 399 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,855 [ Door Closes ] 400 00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,396 [ Dawn, Distorted ] BUFFY. 401 00:28:13,396 --> 00:28:15,229 BUFFY! 402 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,521 BUFFY, WHO SAID YOU COULD COME IN MY ROOM? 403 00:28:25,688 --> 00:28:27,729 [ Wind Whistling ] 404 00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:30,396 YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER. 405 00:28:37,896 --> 00:28:40,688 YEAH, LIKE I EVEN WANT TO BE RELATED TO YOUR NASTY-- 406 00:28:40,688 --> 00:28:43,271 OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU? 407 00:28:43,271 --> 00:28:45,646 GET OFF ME! YOU WANNA HURT ME? 408 00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:47,813 LET GO OF ME, YOU FREAK! THEN YOU DEAL WITH ME. 409 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:51,271 I'M TELLING MOM. YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER. 410 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,604 [ Grunts ] 411 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:03,479 [ Telephone Ringing ] 412 00:29:03,479 --> 00:29:05,896 WHAT? [ Giles ] BUFFY? 413 00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:08,188 OH, I'M GLAD I'VE CAUGHT YOU. I THINK WE MAY HAVE... 414 00:29:08,188 --> 00:29:10,230 UNDERESTIMATED WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH. 415 00:29:12,188 --> 00:29:14,604 - GO ON. - UM, IT'S-- 416 00:29:14,604 --> 00:29:18,021 WE'VE UNCOVERED MORE THAN EXPECTED ABOUT THIS-- THIS ORB. 417 00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:21,230 UH, IT'S, UM-- 418 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:23,771 IT'S CALLED THE-- THE DAGON SPHERE, 419 00:29:23,771 --> 00:29:26,271 AND IT HAS A HISTORY GOING BACK MANY CENTURIES. 420 00:29:26,271 --> 00:29:29,062 WHAT'S IT DO? IT'S A PROTECTIVE DEVICE... 421 00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:32,855 USED TO WARD OFF ANCIENT PRIMORDIAL EVIL. 422 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:37,104 ANY WORD ON WHAT THIS EVIL LOOKS LIKE? UNFORTUNATELY, NO. 423 00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:41,021 THIS IS WHERE ACCOUNTS GET-- EXCUSE ME. 424 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:43,187 THIS IS WHERE ACCOUNTS GET VAGUE. 425 00:29:43,187 --> 00:29:47,354 ALL WE'VE MANAGED TO UNCOVER SO FAR IS, UM-- 426 00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:49,604 IS THE DAGON SPHERE WAS CREATED TO REPEL... 427 00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,646 "THAT WHICH CANNOT BE NAMED." 428 00:29:51,646 --> 00:29:54,354 I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE FACTORY WHERE I FOUND IT. 429 00:29:54,354 --> 00:29:58,104 WHOEVER PLANTED THIS DOOHICKEY'S GOT ANSWERS. 430 00:29:58,104 --> 00:30:01,146 BUFFY, YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE, BUT DO BE CAREFUL. 431 00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:03,855 ANYTHING THAT GOES UNNAMED IS USUALLY AN OBJECT OF DEEP WORSHIP... 432 00:30:03,855 --> 00:30:05,855 OR GREAT FEAR-- MAYBE BOTH. 433 00:30:05,855 --> 00:30:08,229 HAVE YOU COMPLETED THE TRANCE? 434 00:30:08,229 --> 00:30:11,062 SEEN WHAT'S HARMING YOUR MOTHER? 435 00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,938 THAT'S THE THING. 436 00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:14,896 I JUST SAW-- 437 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,521 YES? 438 00:30:18,521 --> 00:30:21,396 NOTHING. IT DIDN'T WORK. 439 00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,813 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 440 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,938 SLAYER STUFF. I'M GOING OUT. 441 00:30:32,855 --> 00:30:35,187 DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE YOU'RE THE SLAYER? 442 00:30:39,229 --> 00:30:41,479 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 443 00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:47,563 I'LL BE HOME IN AN HOUR. 444 00:30:47,563 --> 00:30:49,646 MOM'S COMING BACK. 445 00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:52,062 I'LL BE BACK FIRST. 446 00:31:13,396 --> 00:31:15,312 SPIKE. 447 00:31:16,479 --> 00:31:17,938 HI, BUFFY. 448 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,980 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT-- 449 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,312 OW! 450 00:31:24,938 --> 00:31:27,396 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 451 00:31:27,396 --> 00:31:29,521 LOOK-- FIVE WORDS OR LESS. 452 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:34,062 OUT... FOR... A... WALK, 453 00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:36,229 BITCH. 454 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,813 OUT FOR A WALK AT NIGHT BY MY HOUSE. 455 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,104 NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THIS, WILLIAM. 456 00:31:41,104 --> 00:31:44,479 ON YOUR MERRY WAY THEN. [ Scoffs ] 457 00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:47,104 YOU KNOW, CONTRARY TO ONE'S SELF-INVOLVED WORLD VIEW, 458 00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:50,062 YOUR HOUSE HAPPENS TO BE DIRECTLY BETWEEN... 459 00:31:50,062 --> 00:31:53,521 PARTS... AND OTHER PARTS OF THIS TOWN. 460 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,271 AND I WOULD PASS BY IN THE DAY, BUT I FEEL I'M OUTGROWING... 461 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:59,438 MY WHOLE "BURST INTO FLAME" PHASE. 462 00:31:59,438 --> 00:32:02,396 FINE. KEEP GOING, I CUT YOU A BREAK. 463 00:32:02,396 --> 00:32:04,312 YEAH, OKAY. LET ME GUESS. YOU WON'T KILL ME? 464 00:32:04,312 --> 00:32:06,563 [ Sighs ] OOH! 465 00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:08,813 THE WHOLE "CROWD-PLEASING THREATS AND SWAGGER" ROUTINE. 466 00:32:08,813 --> 00:32:11,896 OUTSTANDINGLY ORIGINAL. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH. 467 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,563 SATISFIED? 468 00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:17,688 YOU KNOW, [ Chuckles ] I REALLY HOPE SO, 469 00:32:17,688 --> 00:32:20,146 'CAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU NEED SOME SATISFACTION IN LIFE... 470 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,229 BESIDES SHAGGING CAPTAIN CARDBOARD. 471 00:32:22,229 --> 00:32:24,896 AND-- AND I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU ANYWAY, 472 00:32:24,896 --> 00:32:27,646 AND-- AND YOU HAVE STUPID HAIR. 473 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,980 BUFFY? 474 00:33:46,062 --> 00:33:48,021 GIRLS? 475 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,980 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? [ Dawn ] HI, MOM. 476 00:33:55,980 --> 00:34:00,104 [ Gasps ] OH. DAWN. 477 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:02,187 WHERE'S BUFFY? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER. 478 00:34:02,187 --> 00:34:04,396 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 479 00:34:04,396 --> 00:34:06,646 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S NEVER PATROLLED BEFORE. 480 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:09,521 ANYWAY, I WAS FEELING KIND OF, UH-- 481 00:34:09,521 --> 00:34:11,896 WHAT'S THE MEDICAL TERM? CRAPPY? 482 00:34:11,896 --> 00:34:13,855 SO I CALLED OFF THE BIG NIGHT OUT. 483 00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:17,230 - WANT TEA, MOM? - MMM. 484 00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:19,271 I MADE IT FOR YOU. 485 00:34:29,104 --> 00:34:31,354 WHOA. 486 00:34:31,354 --> 00:34:33,438 HEY. IT WAS-- 487 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,146 IT WAS YOU WHO PLANTED THE DAGON SPHERE, RIGHT? 488 00:34:36,146 --> 00:34:37,521 OH! 489 00:34:37,521 --> 00:34:40,438 I GOT IT. 490 00:34:40,438 --> 00:34:43,563 DON'T WORRY. I'M STRONGER THAN I LOOK. 491 00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:45,646 I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH STUFF LIKE THIS BEFORE. 492 00:34:45,646 --> 00:34:47,729 [ Grunting ] BEST OF ALL, 493 00:34:49,896 --> 00:34:51,479 I'M NOT STUPID. 494 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,021 YOU SURE ABOUT THAT LAST PART? 495 00:35:10,230 --> 00:35:12,688 [ Bell Jingles ] 496 00:35:12,688 --> 00:35:16,729 WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE RIP THAT BLOODY BELL OFF ITS HINGES? 497 00:35:16,729 --> 00:35:19,646 WOULD THAT INVOLVE MOVING? 498 00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:21,938 MY FEET ARE NUMB. 499 00:35:21,938 --> 00:35:25,396 I'LL SEE YOUR NUMBNESS, AND I'LL RAISE YOU A LOWER-BACK PAIN. 500 00:35:25,396 --> 00:35:28,230 I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN DEMONS WOULD JUST CRASH IN HERE... 501 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:30,187 AND TEAR THE PLACE APART. 502 00:35:30,187 --> 00:35:33,646 - JUST SEEMED SO MUCH SIMPLER. - YOU'RE OUT OF CRYSTAL BALLS. 503 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:35,563 THOSE BABIES ARE REALLY POPULAR WITH THE AMATEURS. 504 00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:40,062 BETTER RESTOCK AND RAISE THE PRICE 10%. MAKE IT 15. 505 00:35:40,062 --> 00:35:43,104 - ANYA-- - YOUR CASH REGISTER LOOKS LIKE SQUIRRELS NEST IN IT. 506 00:35:43,104 --> 00:35:45,855 - ANYA-- - AND THE HAND OF GLORY PACKS SOME SERIOUS RAW POWER. 507 00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:48,813 - BETTER INSTITUTE A 7-DAY BACKGROUND CHECK FOR-- - ANYA! 508 00:35:51,688 --> 00:35:54,104 WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB? 509 00:35:54,104 --> 00:35:56,229 OKAY. 510 00:35:56,229 --> 00:36:00,729 GOOD. THEN WE CAN TALK SHOP TOMORROW. 511 00:36:00,729 --> 00:36:02,563 OKAY, 512 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,563 BOSS. 513 00:36:07,230 --> 00:36:10,396 HEY, ANY WORD FROM BUFFY ON HOW HER SPELL WENT? 514 00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:13,271 SHE SAID IT DIDN'T WORK. 515 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,312 NOW SHE'S OFF INVESTIGATING... 516 00:36:15,312 --> 00:36:17,771 WHOEVER LEFT THE DAGON SPHERE BEHIND. 517 00:36:17,771 --> 00:36:20,896 YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE SLAYMASTER GENERAL, ARE YOU, BIG "G"? 518 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:23,230 NO, NO. 519 00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:25,646 JUST HOPE SHE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING TOO RASH. 520 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,187 AND ANOTHER THING-- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW-- 521 00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:37,604 THIS WHOLE "BEAT YA TO DEATH" THING I'M DOIN'? 522 00:36:37,604 --> 00:36:39,521 IT'S VALUABLE TIME OUT OF LIFE THAT I'M NEVER GONNA GET BACK. 523 00:36:42,146 --> 00:36:44,062 [ Groans ] WAIT. 524 00:36:44,062 --> 00:36:46,104 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS. YOU KNOW THAT THING WITH WORMS... 525 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:49,354 WHERE IF YOU HAVE ONE, YOU RIP IT IN HALF, YOU GET TWO WORMS? 526 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,479 DO YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK WITH YOU? 527 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:56,938 YOU HIT ME! WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? 528 00:36:56,938 --> 00:36:59,146 YOU CAN'T GO AROUND... HITTING PEOPLE. 529 00:36:59,146 --> 00:37:01,438 WHAT, WERE YOU... BORN IN A BARN? 530 00:37:02,604 --> 00:37:04,646 FINE. BE THAT WAY. [ Groans ] 531 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,646 [ Grunting ] 532 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:15,187 I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING. YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS. 533 00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:19,021 THAT IS SO COOL. CAN YOU FLY? 534 00:37:19,021 --> 00:37:20,312 NO! 535 00:37:29,062 --> 00:37:31,855 [ Moaning ] 536 00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:35,563 HEY! HEY, HANDS OFF MY HOLY MAN. 537 00:37:56,229 --> 00:37:59,271 [ RUMBLING ] 538 00:38:04,396 --> 00:38:05,813 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 539 00:38:11,479 --> 00:38:13,438 STOP, PLEASE. 540 00:38:13,438 --> 00:38:16,104 NO. WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING. 541 00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:21,104 [ Grunting ] 542 00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:26,604 MY JOURNEY IS DONE, I THINK. 543 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:29,187 DON'T GET METAPHORY ON ME. WE'RE GOING. 544 00:38:29,187 --> 00:38:33,271 UH, YOU HAVE TO-- THE KEY. 545 00:38:33,271 --> 00:38:36,312 YOU MUST PROTECT THE KEY. 546 00:38:36,312 --> 00:38:38,479 FINE. WE CAN PROTECT THE KEY TOGETHER, OKAY? 547 00:38:38,479 --> 00:38:40,855 JUST FAR, FAR FROM HERE. 548 00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:43,438 MANY MORE DIE... 549 00:38:43,438 --> 00:38:46,104 IF YOU DON'T KEEP IT SAFE. 550 00:38:46,104 --> 00:38:48,896 HOW? WHAT IS IT? 551 00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:52,479 THE KEY IS ENERGY. 552 00:38:52,479 --> 00:38:54,813 IT'S A PORTAL. 553 00:38:54,813 --> 00:38:57,396 IT OPENS THE DOOR. 554 00:38:58,855 --> 00:39:02,396 THE-- THE DAGON SPHERE? NO. 555 00:39:04,187 --> 00:39:08,312 FOR CENTURIES, IT HAD NO FORM AT ALL. 556 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:10,646 MY BRETHREN, 557 00:39:10,646 --> 00:39:13,062 ITS ONLY KEEPERS. 558 00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:16,229 THEN... THE ABOMINATION... 559 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,563 FOUND US. 560 00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:21,771 WE HAD TO HIDE THE KEY. 561 00:39:21,771 --> 00:39:25,438 GAVE IT FORM, MOLDED IT FLESH, 562 00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:29,187 MADE IT HUMAN AND SENT IT TO YOU. 563 00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:33,438 DAWN. 564 00:39:35,896 --> 00:39:38,062 SHE'S THE KEY. 565 00:39:39,729 --> 00:39:43,062 YOU PUT THAT IN MY HOUSE? 566 00:39:43,062 --> 00:39:46,813 WE KNEW THE SLAYER WOULD PROTECT. 567 00:39:46,813 --> 00:39:49,479 MY MEMORIES, MY MOM'S-- 568 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:53,062 - WE BUILT THEM. - THEN UNBUILD THEM. 569 00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:55,062 THIS IS MY LIFE YOU'RE-- [ Coughing ] 570 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,563 YOU CANNOT ABANDON. 571 00:40:03,146 --> 00:40:05,229 I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS. 572 00:40:05,229 --> 00:40:08,396 I DON'T EVEN KNOW-- WHAT IS SHE? 573 00:40:09,563 --> 00:40:11,896 HUMAN. 574 00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:15,855 NOW HUMAN... AND HELPLESS. 575 00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:18,229 PLEASE. 576 00:40:19,396 --> 00:40:23,479 SHE'S AN INNOCENT IN THIS. 577 00:40:23,479 --> 00:40:25,688 SHE NEEDS YOU. 578 00:40:29,438 --> 00:40:31,354 SHE'S NOT MY SISTER. 579 00:40:33,938 --> 00:40:36,729 SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 580 00:41:06,938 --> 00:41:08,855 YOU'RE HOME. 581 00:41:10,646 --> 00:41:12,604 I WASN'T BOTHERING HER. 582 00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:17,688 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 583 00:41:18,729 --> 00:41:20,688 NOTHING. 584 00:41:26,187 --> 00:41:28,021 SISTER STUFF. 585 00:41:31,354 --> 00:41:33,146 [ Dawn ] GO AWAY. 586 00:41:38,688 --> 00:41:40,604 I'M SORRY. 587 00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:45,980 YOU HURT MY ARM. I KNOW. 588 00:41:47,688 --> 00:41:49,521 BUTTHOLE. 589 00:41:52,354 --> 00:41:54,187 REALLY SORRY. 590 00:41:57,396 --> 00:42:00,187 I TELL YOU I HAVE THIS THEORY? 591 00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:04,021 IT GOES WHERE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT MY SISTER, 592 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,104 'CAUSE MOM ADOPTED YOU FROM A SHOE BOX FULL OF BABY HOWLER MONKEYS... 593 00:42:07,104 --> 00:42:09,938 AND NEVER TOLD YOU 'CAUSE IT COULD HURT YOUR DELICATE BABY FEELINGS. 594 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:21,771 THAT'S YOUR THEORY? 595 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,729 EXPLAINS YOUR FASHION SENSE... AND SMELL. 596 00:42:29,563 --> 00:42:31,980 I'M SORRY, OKAY? 597 00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:34,229 BROKEN RECORD, MUCH? 598 00:42:34,229 --> 00:42:36,521 YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE AN APOLOGY. 599 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,646 YOU ALWAYS DO THAT, EVER SIN-- 600 00:42:52,813 --> 00:42:54,896 I JUST HAD A BAD DAY. 601 00:42:54,896 --> 00:42:57,271 WELL, JOIN THE CLUB. 602 00:42:57,271 --> 00:42:59,604 CAN I BE PRESIDENT? I'M PRESIDENT. 603 00:43:01,271 --> 00:43:04,062 YOU COULD BE THE JANITOR. 604 00:43:04,062 --> 00:43:05,938 OKAY. 605 00:43:21,229 --> 00:43:23,938 BUFFY? YEAH? 606 00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:26,980 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MOM? 607 00:43:32,104 --> 00:43:34,646 I DON'T KNOW. 608 00:44:24,230 --> 00:44:26,021 GRR! ARRGH!