1 00:00:01,396 --> 00:00:02,813 I'VE BEEN GOING OUT A LOT. 2 00:00:02,813 --> 00:00:04,855 PATROLLING? HUNTING. 3 00:00:04,855 --> 00:00:07,396 [ Man ] PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 4 00:00:08,187 --> 00:00:09,813 [ Yells ] 5 00:00:09,813 --> 00:00:14,312 [ Buffy ] THAT'S WHAT DRACULA CALLED IT, AND HE WAS RIGHT. 6 00:00:14,312 --> 00:00:18,896 HE UNDERSTOOD MY POWER BETTER THAN I DO. 7 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:21,271 HE SAW DARKNESS IN IT. 8 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,771 I NEED TO KNOW MORE... 9 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:27,021 ABOUT WHERE I COME FROM, 10 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:29,187 ABOUT THE OTHER SLAYERS. 11 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:31,688 I NEED YOU TO BE MY WATCHER AGAIN. 12 00:00:31,688 --> 00:00:32,980 DAMN IT! 13 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:36,229 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK OF THIS CRAP. 14 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:38,104 I'M SICK OF BEING THE GUY WHO EATS INSECTS... 15 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,312 AND GETS THE FUNNY SYPHILIS. 16 00:00:40,312 --> 00:00:43,354 AS OF THIS MOMENT, IT'S OVER. 17 00:00:43,354 --> 00:00:45,896 I'M FINISHED BEING EVERYBODY'S BUTT-MONKEY. 18 00:00:47,396 --> 00:00:49,438 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 19 00:00:53,104 --> 00:00:56,396 BUFFY, IF YOU'RE GOING OUT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SISTER? 20 00:00:58,187 --> 00:00:59,813 MOM! MOM! 21 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:03,938 [ Giles ] THERE IS NOTHING BUT YOU. 22 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:09,479 YOU ARE THE CENTER. 23 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,229 AND WITHIN YOU, 24 00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:16,479 THERE IS THE CORE OF YOUR BEING, 25 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:18,896 OF WHAT YOU ARE. 26 00:01:21,229 --> 00:01:24,062 FIND IT. 27 00:01:24,062 --> 00:01:26,563 BREATHE INTO IT. 28 00:01:29,729 --> 00:01:32,146 FOCUS INWARD. 29 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:34,938 LET THE WORLD FALL AWAY. 30 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:39,354 FALL AWAY. 31 00:01:41,146 --> 00:01:43,438 FALL AWAY. 32 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:35,062 [ Gasps ] 33 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:40,021 CAN WE GO NOW? 34 00:03:37,104 --> 00:03:40,521 [ Dawn Thinking ] NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM. NOT THE REAL ME. 35 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:43,938 IT'S LIKE NOBODY CARES ENOUGH TO FIND OUT. 36 00:03:43,938 --> 00:03:47,396 I MEAN, DOES ANYONE EVER ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE? 37 00:03:47,396 --> 00:03:49,771 OR WHAT MY OPINION IS ON STUFF? 38 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,354 OR WHAT RESTAURANT TO ORDER IN FROM? 39 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:56,396 NO. UNDERLINE, EXCLAMATION POINT. 40 00:03:56,396 --> 00:03:59,729 EXCLAMATION POINT, EXCLAMATION POINT. 41 00:04:01,104 --> 00:04:03,104 NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. 42 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:09,563 NO ONE HAS AN OLDER SISTER WHO'S A SLAYER. 43 00:04:09,563 --> 00:04:12,688 [ Dawn Continues ] PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO CRAZY ABOUT HER... 44 00:04:12,688 --> 00:04:16,312 IF THEY HAD TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HER EVERY SINGLE DAY. 45 00:04:16,312 --> 00:04:18,021 EVERYBODY CARES WHAT SHE THINKS... 46 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:21,146 JUST 'CAUSE SHE CAN DO BACK FLIPS AND STUFF. 47 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:25,396 LIKE THAT'S SUCH A CRUCIAL JOB SKILL IN THE REAL WORLD. 48 00:04:25,396 --> 00:04:27,688 PLUS, MOM LETS HER GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. 49 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:30,688 "YOUR SISTER'S SAVING THE WORLD." 50 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:34,604 I COULD SO SAVE THE WORLD IF SOMEBODY HANDED ME SUPER POWERS, 51 00:04:34,604 --> 00:04:38,438 BUT I'D THINK OF A COOL NAME AND WEAR A MASK TO PROTECT MY LOVED ONES, 52 00:04:38,438 --> 00:04:40,980 WHICH BUFFY DOESN'T EVEN. 53 00:04:42,604 --> 00:04:46,271 IF THIS TOWN WASN'T SO LAME, EVERYONE WOULD COMPLETELY KNOW WHAT SHE DOES. 54 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:48,312 AND THEN I BET THEY WOULDN'T EVEN BE THAT IMPRESSED, 55 00:04:48,312 --> 00:04:51,813 BECAUSE, LIKE, KILLING THINGS WITH WOOD-- 56 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,938 OH. SCARY VAMPIRES. THEY DIE FROM A SPLINTER. 57 00:04:59,771 --> 00:05:02,396 [ Joyce ] SO, BUFFY, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS TODAY? 58 00:05:05,062 --> 00:05:07,354 OH, ACTUALLY, GILES AND I ARE GONNA GO TO THE MAGIC SHOP... 59 00:05:07,354 --> 00:05:11,230 FOR SUPPLIES FOR MY NEW AND IMPROVED TRAINING SESSIONS. THAT'S GREAT. 60 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:14,771 OH, YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY-- YOU CAN TAKE DAWN SHOPPING FOR HER BACK-TO-SCHOOL SUPPLIES. 61 00:05:14,771 --> 00:05:16,896 [ Scoffs ] WHAT? 62 00:05:16,896 --> 00:05:19,104 MOM, I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING ME. 63 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:21,438 WELL, HONEY, I'VE GOT THE GURION SHOWING TONIGHT, 64 00:05:21,438 --> 00:05:23,938 AND THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO TO GET THE GALLERY READY. 65 00:05:23,938 --> 00:05:27,729 NO, BUT, SEE, MOM, THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME. 66 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:30,354 WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE MAGIC SHOP. NO SCHOOL SUPPLIES THERE. 67 00:05:30,354 --> 00:05:32,938 YEAH, MOM. I'M NOT GOING TO HOGWARTS. 68 00:05:32,938 --> 00:05:35,312 [ Chuckles ] HUH? 69 00:05:35,312 --> 00:05:39,354 GEEZ. CRACK A BOOK SOMETIME. LOOK, I'M SURE GILES... 70 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:42,146 DOESN'T MIND DROPPING YOU AND YOUR SISTER OFF AT THE MALL AFTERWARD. 71 00:05:42,146 --> 00:05:44,021 ACTUALLY, HE DOES MIND. 72 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:46,312 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUALITY WATCHER/SLAYER TIME. 73 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,813 I TOLD YOU. SHE COMPLETELY RUINED MY TRAINING YESTERDAY. 74 00:05:48,813 --> 00:05:53,438 DID NOT. OH, YOU KNOW YOU DID TOO. 75 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:56,354 BUFFY, I REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF YOUR NEW SLAYER THING-- [ Knock On Door ] 76 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:58,521 BUT I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP. 77 00:06:03,688 --> 00:06:05,729 MORNING, MS. SUMMERS. YOU LOOK GREAT. 78 00:06:05,729 --> 00:06:10,187 OH, THANK YOU, RILEY. SUCK-UP. 79 00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:12,771 [ Riley ] WHAT? IT'S A NICE OUTFIT. MM-HMM. 80 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:15,438 BESIDES, "I'M HERE TO VIOLATE YOUR FIRSTBORN"... 81 00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:17,312 NEVER GOES OVER WITH PARENTS. 82 00:06:17,312 --> 00:06:20,021 I'M NOT SURE WHY. MMM. 83 00:06:20,021 --> 00:06:23,396 [ Dawn Thinking ] RILEY, MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND, IS SO INTO HER. 84 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:27,187 THEY'RE ALWAYS KISSING... AND GROPING. 85 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,438 I BET THEY'VE HAD SEX. 86 00:06:29,438 --> 00:06:31,271 HEY, KID. 87 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:33,688 I'M NOT A KID. 88 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,021 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE OF THE NICEST KIND. 89 00:06:39,021 --> 00:06:43,104 NOW IT'S MY TURN TO BE SURPRISED. I THOUGHT WE HAD PLANS TODAY. 90 00:06:43,104 --> 00:06:45,896 PLANS? WE PLANNED PLANS? 91 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:49,479 WELL, YOU SAID, UH, "COME OVER TOMORROW AND WE'LL HANG." 92 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:51,271 AND THEN I SAID, "OKAY." 93 00:06:51,271 --> 00:06:56,354 NOT THE INVASION OF NORMANDY, BUT STILL A PLAN. RIGHT. 94 00:06:56,354 --> 00:06:58,312 WE'RE NOT HANGING TODAY, ARE WE? 95 00:06:58,312 --> 00:07:00,563 GILES IS ON HIS WAY TO PICK ME UP. 96 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:03,855 OH, SLAYER TRAINING. SLAYER SHOPPING, ACTUALLY, 97 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:07,230 BUT EQUALLY AS IMPORTANT. I HAVE NO DOUBT. 98 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:10,021 OKAY, WELL, WE'LL HOOK UP LATER. ARE YOU MAD AT ME? 99 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:13,354 NO, NOT AT ALL. I'M PLOTTING YOUR DEATH, BUT IN A HAPPY WAY. 100 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:14,855 GOOD. 101 00:07:14,855 --> 00:07:17,312 NOW, LOOK, BUFFY, I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO YOU. 102 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,271 I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'VE GOT THIS NEW MISSION. 103 00:07:20,271 --> 00:07:22,729 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. MMM. 104 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:25,438 BYE. SEE YA, KID. 105 00:07:25,438 --> 00:07:27,396 [ Dawn ] I'M NOT A KID! 106 00:07:27,396 --> 00:07:30,271 ♪♪ [ Classical On Car Stereo ] 107 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:32,354 [ Giles ] WELL, I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, BUFFY. I TRULY DO. 108 00:07:32,354 --> 00:07:34,729 BUT I'M CERTAIN THAT RILEY UNDERSTANDS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE... 109 00:07:34,729 --> 00:07:36,813 THE IMPORTANCE OF TRAINING. 110 00:07:36,813 --> 00:07:40,354 YOU CAN'T ALLOW PERSONAL CONCERNS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM-- 111 00:07:40,354 --> 00:07:43,187 DAWN, WILL YOU STOP FIDDLING WITH THE RADIO AND SIT DOWN? 112 00:07:45,146 --> 00:07:47,563 [ Dawn Thinking ] I DON'T THINK BUFFY'S WATCHER LIKES ME TOO MUCH. 113 00:07:47,563 --> 00:07:52,604 I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S JUST SO... OLD. 114 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:54,813 I'M NOT SURE HOW OLD HE IS, 115 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:57,688 BUT I HEARD HIM USE THE WORD "NEWFANGLED" ONE TIME, 116 00:07:57,688 --> 00:08:00,646 SO HE'S GOT TO BE PRETTY FAR GONE. 117 00:08:03,855 --> 00:08:05,729 THERE'S A LOT OF BOOKS ON THIS LIST. 118 00:08:05,729 --> 00:08:09,188 ANY OF THEM COME ON TAPE? YOU KNOW, READ BY GEORGE CLOONEY OR SOMEONE CUTE LIKE THAT? 119 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,062 YOU'RE ENTERING A NEW REALM HERE, BUFFY, 120 00:08:11,062 --> 00:08:13,062 ONE FOR WHICH I MYSELF AM NOT ENTIRELY PREPARED. 121 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,062 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS COMMITMENT? 122 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,688 I'M JUST KIDDING. HEY, THIS BETTY'S READY. 123 00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:19,771 COLOR ME COMMITTED. [ Engine Revving ] 124 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:23,146 BLAST! PUT IT IN NEUTRAL AGAIN, HUH? 125 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:25,771 I'M JUST NOT USED TO THIS AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION. 126 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:30,729 I-I LOATHE THIS JUST SITTING HERE, NOT CONTRIBUTING. 127 00:08:30,729 --> 00:08:32,646 NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT WORKING OUT. 128 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,563 GILES, ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH YOUR CAR? 129 00:08:34,563 --> 00:08:37,813 WELL, IT DID SEDUCE ME, ALL RED AND SPORTY. LITTLE TWO-DOOR TRAMP. 130 00:08:39,938 --> 00:08:42,146 I DON'T KNOW. I-I'M JUST-- 131 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,688 I WAS SO AT A LOOSE END THAT I-I-I FOUND MYSELF SEARCHING... 132 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,146 FOR SOME WAY OF FEELING MORE-- 133 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:50,771 SHALLOW? 134 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:53,688 PERHAPS, AS I AM TO ACT AS YOUR WATCHER AGAIN, 135 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:55,813 A MODICUM OF RESPECT MIGHT BE IN ORDER. 136 00:08:55,813 --> 00:08:59,271 DO I HAFTA? I'M SERIOUS, BUFFY. 137 00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:02,688 THERE'S GONNA BE FAR LESS TIME FOR THE SORT OF FLIGHTY, FRIVOLOUS-- 138 00:09:02,688 --> 00:09:04,813 HEY, THERE'S WILLOW AND TARA. 139 00:09:04,813 --> 00:09:07,104 OOH. THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY NEW CAR. 140 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:14,896 HEY, GILES, SHARP WHEELS. THE REST OF THE CAR'S NICE TOO. 141 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:17,187 HANDLES LIKE A DREAM. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS HEADING? 142 00:09:17,187 --> 00:09:19,896 MAGIC SHOP. I HAVE SOME CHARMS ON BACK ORDER. 143 00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:24,229 WILLOW, HI. HEY, DAWNIE. 144 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:27,312 HOW'S MY FAVORITE CHESS PARTNER? STILL LEADING WITH YOUR KNIGHT? 145 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:29,938 [ Dawn Thinking ] WILLOW'S THE AWESOMEST PERSON. 146 00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:32,604 SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO LIKES SCHOOL AS MUCH AS ME. 147 00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:35,187 EVEN HER FRIENDS ARE COOL. 148 00:09:35,187 --> 00:09:37,062 HEY, DAWN. [ Dawn Continues ] LIKE TARA. 149 00:09:37,062 --> 00:09:39,229 SHE AND WILLOW ARE BOTH WITCHES. 150 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:42,521 THEY DO SPELLS AND STUFF, WHICH IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN SLAYING. 151 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:46,146 I TOLD MOM ONE TIME I WISH THEY'D TEACH ME SOME OF THE THINGS THEY DO TOGETHER, 152 00:09:46,146 --> 00:09:49,354 AND THEN SHE GOT REALLY QUIET AND MADE ME GO UPSTAIRS. 153 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:54,187 HUH. I GUESS HER GENERATION ISN'T COOL WITH WITCHCRAFT. 154 00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,521 SO GILES AND I WORKED OUT A WHOLE SCHEDULE AROUND SCHOOL. 155 00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:02,146 A BLOCK OF TIME EVERY DAY TO JUST FOCUS ON MY NEW SLAYER TRAINING. 156 00:10:02,146 --> 00:10:06,146 THAT'S A WORK ETHIC. BUFFY, YOU'RE DEVELOPING A WORK ETHIC. 157 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,813 OH, NO. DO THEY MAKE AN OINTMENT FOR THAT? 158 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,604 PEOPLE GOTTA RESPECT A SOLID WORK ETHIC. 159 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:13,938 LOOK AT YOU. MOTIVATED BUFFY, 160 00:10:13,938 --> 00:10:16,271 EAGER TO SOAK UP LEARNING. 161 00:10:16,271 --> 00:10:19,062 YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN THIS SEMESTER. 162 00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:21,604 YEAH, THAT REMINDS ME. WITH THE WHOLE NEW TRAINING SCHEDULE, 163 00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,604 I KINDA HAD TO DROP A CLASS. 164 00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:26,938 THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YOUR SLAYER STUDIES ARE WAY MORE IMPORTANT. 165 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:29,104 SO I WON'T BE TAKING DRAMA WITH YOU. 166 00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:32,104 WHAT? YOU HAVE TO. YOU PROMISED. 167 00:10:32,104 --> 00:10:34,187 I KNOW, BUT GILES SAID THAT IT JUST WAS-- 168 00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:36,855 THE HELL WITH GILES. I CAN HEAR YOU, WILLOW. 169 00:10:36,855 --> 00:10:39,563 DRAMA IS JUST TUESDAY AND THURSDAY AFTERNOONS. 170 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:42,479 YOU CAN BLOW OFF TRAINING TUESDAY AND THURSDAY AFTERNOONS, CAN'T YOU? 171 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:45,229 WHAT HAPPENED TO "PEOPLE GOTTA RESPECT A WORK ETHIC"? 172 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,688 OTHER PEOPLE, NOT ME. THERE'S A WHOLE "BEST FRIEND LOOPHOLE." 173 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:52,521 SHOP'S KINDA DARK. MAYBE IT'S CLOSED. [ Giles ] THAT'S ODD. 174 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:15,312 WELL, I THINK "ODD" JUST GOT UPPED TO "BAD." 175 00:11:15,312 --> 00:11:17,896 HELLO? ANYONE HERE? 176 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:20,354 MR. BOGARTY? 177 00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:24,312 THE OWNER. I-I COME IN HERE A LOT. 178 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:32,396 WELL, MAYBE THIS HAPPENED REALLY LATE AT NIGHT WHEN NOBODY WAS-- 179 00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:35,813 WIL? 180 00:11:35,813 --> 00:11:40,354 I'M FINE. I JUST TRIPPED OVER... MR. BOGARTY. 181 00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:43,980 WHAT-- WHAT IS IT? IS HE OKAY? IT'S NOTHING YOU NEED TO SEE. 182 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,771 DAWN, GO WAIT OUTSIDE. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT OUTSIDE! 183 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:48,938 DAWN-- OW! THAT HURTS! 184 00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:51,021 YOU'RE HURTING ME. I'M TELLING. 185 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:54,146 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. JUST DO LIKE I SAY AND WAIT. 186 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,104 HERE. 187 00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:58,980 [ Sighs ] [ Door Closes ] 188 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,104 WHATCHA DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 189 00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:18,646 CAN'T LOITER. THERE'S NO LOITERING. [ Stammering ] 190 00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:20,896 THAT'S WHY I'M A CAT. 191 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,187 QUIET. 192 00:12:23,187 --> 00:12:25,563 SEE, CAT'S IN THE CUPBOARD, BUT THEY FIND YOU THERE ANYWAY. 193 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:28,479 AND IT HURTS. 194 00:12:28,479 --> 00:12:33,604 PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! THEY'LL HEAR YOU! 195 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:36,062 BUFF-- [ Muffled Scream ] SHH! 196 00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:39,980 I KNOW YOU. 197 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,563 CURDS AND WHEY. 198 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,396 I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. 199 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:50,021 YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. 200 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,563 DAWN? 201 00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:05,062 DAWN? 202 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,646 DAWN, ARE YOU OKAY? 203 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,104 IS-- 204 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,479 IS THAT GUY DEAD IN THERE? 205 00:13:22,438 --> 00:13:24,438 YEAH. 206 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,187 THEY'RE GONNA BE A LITTLE WHILE LONGER DOING THE DETECTIVE THING. 207 00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:39,980 BEST NON-SCOOBIES LIKE YOU AND ME STAY OUT OF THEIR WAY. 208 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,312 DO YOU WANT TO THUMB WRESTLE? 209 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,312 OKAY. 210 00:14:00,604 --> 00:14:04,604 [ Buffy ] JUDGING BY THE BITE-FEST, I'D SAY IT WAS MORE THAN ONE VAMPIRE. 211 00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:06,563 I'D MAKE IT FOUR AT LEAST. 212 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:09,021 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S PUT TOGETHER A NEW FANG CLUB. 213 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:10,688 WELL, I'VE CROSS-CHECKED THE INVENTORY LIST, 214 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:13,312 AND THINGS ARE DEFINITELY MISSING. 215 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:16,396 MOSTLY BOOKS, INCLUDING A TREATISE ON THE MYTHOLOGY... 216 00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:19,271 AND METHODOLOGY OF THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 217 00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:21,312 OH, SHOOT. WAS THAT THE ONLY COPY? 218 00:14:21,312 --> 00:14:23,813 COME ON, BUFFY. THIS COULD BE VERY SERIOUS. 219 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:26,229 WHOEVER'S LEADING THIS PACK OF VAMPIRES... 220 00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:28,813 APPEARS TO BE INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE ABOUT YOU. 221 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:31,396 PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR WEAKNESSES OR-- 222 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:34,980 GOOD LORD. WHAT? 223 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,938 WELL, I HAD NO IDEA THE PROFIT MARGINS... 224 00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:39,021 ON A SHOP LIKE THIS WERE SO HIGH. 225 00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,396 LOOK AT THIS. 226 00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:45,938 LOW OVERHEAD, OUT-OF-STATE ORDERS, INTERNATIONAL WH-- 227 00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:49,438 IT'S NO WONDER THERE'S NEVER ANY TROUBLE ATTRACTING NEW OWNERS. 228 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,938 PLACE LIKE THIS IS A VIRTUAL-- DEATHTRAP? 229 00:14:51,938 --> 00:14:54,521 WHAT? WELL, YES, THERE IS THAT, 230 00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:58,021 BUT, UH, STILL, 231 00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,646 LOCATION, YOU KNOW, PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC-- 232 00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:02,855 SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP? 233 00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:07,062 BUFFY, YOU SHOULD BEGIN LOOKING FOR THEIR LAIR STRAIGHTAWAY. 234 00:15:07,062 --> 00:15:08,938 I'LL GET RILEY TO HELP ME PATROL. WAIT. 235 00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:12,230 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? IMPRESSIVE SQUARE FOOTAGE. 236 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,938 YOU'RE ON DAWN DUTY. 237 00:15:14,938 --> 00:15:19,229 OH, DOODY. GOTTA DROP MY SISTER BACK AT HOME. 238 00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:21,438 MY MOTHER'S GONNA KILL ME. 239 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:25,354 I BET THE DEATH RATE KEEPS THE RENT DOWN. 240 00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:29,438 OH, HELLO. SOMETHING'S BEEN TAKEN FROM THIS CASE. LOOK HERE. 241 00:15:29,438 --> 00:15:33,021 WHAT'D THEY TAKE? I SHOULD THINK AN ITEM OF-OF VALUE... 242 00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:35,021 OR-OR POWER, POSSIBLY EVEN-- 243 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,229 A UNICORN. 244 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:40,312 TEN-INCH CERAMIC UNICORN IMPORTED FROM THAILAND. 245 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:44,646 [ Buffy ] WAS IT VALUABLE? LIST PRICE: 12.95. 246 00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:47,146 WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WHAT KIND OF AN UNHOLY CREATURE... 247 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,896 FANCIES CHEAP, TASTELESS STATUARY? 248 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:54,354 OKAY, HI. FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY... 249 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,146 FOR A REALLY SUCCESSFUL RAID ON THE MAGIC SHOP LAST NIGHT. 250 00:15:58,146 --> 00:16:01,729 GOOD JOB, MINIONS. YES, YOU DESERVE IT. 251 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:04,312 SECONDLY, 252 00:16:04,312 --> 00:16:06,771 SOMEBODY REMEMBERED TO PICK ME UP... 253 00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:08,813 THE SWEETEST LITTLE UNICORN. 254 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:12,563 [ Whispering ] WHAT? 255 00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:15,229 BRAD. GUESS SOMEONE WAS FEELING GUILTY... 256 00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:17,271 FOR STANDING ME UP IN THE TENTH GRADE. 257 00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,062 I-I HAD TO GET HER SOMETHING. 258 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,896 SHE SIRED ME. SIRE-WHIPPED. 259 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,813 ANYWAY, THE BOOKS YOU GUYS BROUGHT ME TO HELP WITH THE PLAN-- 260 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:27,479 WELL, I'VE BEEN SKIMMING THROUGH THE BOOK JACKETS ALL MORNING, 261 00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:32,146 AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE'S SOME PRETTY USEFUL STUFF IN THERE, SO-- 262 00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:35,396 YES, UH-- SORRY. FORGOT YOUR NAME. 263 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:36,855 CYRUS. 264 00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:39,271 CYRUS, RIGHT. PEACHES'S FRIEND. 265 00:16:39,271 --> 00:16:42,896 WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? UH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT? 266 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:46,062 EW. THAT'S RUDE. I BARELY KNOW YOU. 267 00:16:46,062 --> 00:16:48,604 [ Scoffs ] AND YOU'RE A MINION. 268 00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:52,521 HE MEANS THE PLAN. WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO THE PLAN? 269 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,438 OH! 270 00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:56,688 THE PLAN. UH, WELL, FIRST LET ME TELL YOU... 271 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:58,896 I'M REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT IT AND I HOPE THE REST OF YOU-- 272 00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:01,438 WHEN? TONIGHT! 273 00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:06,271 WE KILL THE SLAYER... 274 00:17:06,271 --> 00:17:09,438 TONIGHT. YEAH. 275 00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:16,855 [ Joyce ] SO NOT ONLY DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR SISTER SHOPPING FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES, 276 00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:18,855 YOU BROUGHT HER TO A MURDER SCENE. 277 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:22,688 NO, I DIDN'T BRING HER TO IT. IT JUST SORT OF CAME UPON US. 278 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:25,187 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE SAW THE BODY OR ANYTHING. 279 00:17:25,187 --> 00:17:28,563 OH, WELL, THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT THEN, DOESN'T IT? 280 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,021 NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. 281 00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:34,813 I ASKED ONE FAVOR OF YOU, BUFFY-- TO LOOK AFTER YOUR SISTER. 282 00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:38,396 AND NOW YOU WANT TO UNLOAD HER, SO YOU AND RILEY CAN GO OUT. 283 00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:40,479 TO PATROL. I'M WORKING. 284 00:17:40,479 --> 00:17:42,729 IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO GO TO THE SOCK HOP. 285 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,896 I HAVE TO BE AT THE PRE-SHOW RECEPTION IN HALF AN HOUR. 286 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:49,187 WHO'S GONNA WATCH DAWN? [ Dawn ] I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO WATCH ME! 287 00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:51,312 YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU DO. 288 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:54,312 WAIT. SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS IF I CAN GET AN ACCEPTABLE BABY-SITTER HERE... 289 00:17:54,312 --> 00:17:56,396 BEFORE YOU LEAVE, I CAN GO PATROL? 290 00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:58,438 [ Dawn ] BABY-SITTER? I'M 14! 291 00:17:58,438 --> 00:18:00,479 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE A BABY-SITTER. 292 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,104 AND WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE? 293 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:06,188 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! 294 00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:09,438 XANDER. XANDER? 295 00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,312 [ Footsteps Approaching Rapidly ] 296 00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:15,312 OKAY. [ Doorbell Rings ] 297 00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:20,646 DAWN PATROL. HEY. 298 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:25,021 CHECK THIS OUT. THEY PUT CHEESE ON ROUND BREAD. IT'S GONNA BE BIG. 299 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,021 [ Dawn Thinking ] XANDER IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN ANYONE. 300 00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:32,354 AND SMARTER TOO. HE TOTALLY SKIPPED COLLEGE AND GOT A JOB WORKING CONSTRUCTION, 301 00:18:32,354 --> 00:18:35,354 WHICH IS SO KIND OF DEEP, YOU KNOW? 302 00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:37,855 HE BUILDS THINGS, AND HE'S BRAVE TOO. 303 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:42,729 JUST LAST WEEK, HE WENT UNDERCOVER TO STOP THAT DRACULA GUY. 304 00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:46,230 HAVE FUN. NOT TOO MUCH FUN THOUGH. DAWN? 305 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,729 DAWN, BE GOOD. [ Xander ] OH, WE WILL. 306 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:51,312 WE'RE JUST GONNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, RUN WITH SCISSORS, 307 00:18:51,312 --> 00:18:53,146 AND TAKE CANDY FROM SOME GUY. 308 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,604 I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. 309 00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:58,146 [ Dawn Thinking ] XANDER TREATS EVERYONE LIKE AN EQUAL. 310 00:18:58,146 --> 00:19:00,855 HE DOESN'T LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE. 311 00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:03,771 HELLO THERE, LITTLE GIRL. EVEN WHEN HE SHOULD. 312 00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:06,354 WE ARE GONNA HAVE FUN, FUN, FUN. 313 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,229 LOOK, I'VE GOT MONOPOLY, CLUE, AND, OOH, THE GAME OF LIFE. 314 00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,354 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 315 00:19:12,354 --> 00:19:14,396 [ Tara ] POOR DAWN. 316 00:19:14,396 --> 00:19:17,021 SHE WAS PRETTY SHAKEN UP. 317 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:20,062 WELL, SURE. BLOODY DEATH AND STUFF. 318 00:19:20,062 --> 00:19:22,813 SHE'LL BE OKAY. IT'S JUST-- 319 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:26,438 I THINK IT'S TOUGH FOR HER, NOT BEING ABLE TO-- 320 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:30,271 ALLOWED TO, YOU KNOW, HELP. 321 00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:32,271 HELP? 322 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:36,604 OUT. YOU. YOU GUYS. THE SLAYER CIRCLE. 323 00:19:36,604 --> 00:19:38,521 WELL, BUFFY DOESN'T REALLY NEED-- 324 00:19:38,521 --> 00:19:40,855 AND I THINK DAWN'S A LITTLE YOUNG. 325 00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,604 I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. 326 00:19:42,604 --> 00:19:45,813 IT'S JUST HARD, THAT OUTSIDER FEELING. 327 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,230 TARA, YOU'RE NOT AN OUTSIDER. 328 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,855 WELL, YEAH. I KINDA AM. 329 00:19:56,855 --> 00:19:59,312 NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 330 00:20:00,604 --> 00:20:03,813 WILLOW, IT'S OKAY. WHERE DOES THIS GO? 331 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:06,312 IS SOMEBODY MAKING YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE? 332 00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:08,146 IS IT XANDER? IT'S XANDER, ISN'T IT? 333 00:20:08,146 --> 00:20:10,688 XANDER'S A SWEETIE. IT'S GILES! 334 00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:12,771 IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S BRITISH... 335 00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:14,855 AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT STUFF. 336 00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:17,980 IT'S NO ONE. YOU GUYS ALL JUST HAVE THIS REALLY TIGHT BOND. 337 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:21,521 IT'S-- IT'S HARD TO BREAK INTO THAT, AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT TO. 338 00:20:24,271 --> 00:20:26,563 I'M SURE. 339 00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:29,021 YOU'RE COMPLETELY ONE OF THE GANG NOW. 340 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,438 EVERYONE ACCEPTS THAT. 341 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,729 YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS. 342 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:39,354 MAYBE I CAN TALK TO THE REST OF THE GROUP, AND WE CAN DO SOMETHING. 343 00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:41,855 SOME KIND OF SCOOBIE INITIATION. 344 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:45,021 OH! MAYBE WE COULD WEAR SOME KIND OF SPECIAL RING... 345 00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:48,813 THAT IDENTIFIES US AS MEMBERS. I DON'T THINK SO. 346 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:52,646 BUT MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR DAWN. 347 00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:55,688 I DO WORRY ABOUT HER SOMETIMES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 348 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,396 SHE'S GOT BIG SISTER BUFFY HAPPILY LOOKING OUT FOR HER. 349 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:03,021 SO THEN MY MOM GOES OFF ON ME ABOUT HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH OUT FOR DAWN... 350 00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:06,230 AND MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S SHIELDED FROM STUFF THAT MIGHT UPSET HER. 351 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:09,062 LIKE DEAD SHOPKEEPERS. SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM. 352 00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:12,813 A FOOT, MAYBE. A DEAD FOOT, WHICH IS BAD, OKAY. 353 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,604 BUT, HELLO? I SEE DEAD STUFF ALL THE TIME, 354 00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:18,604 AND YOU DON'T SEE MOM SHIELDING ME. 355 00:21:18,604 --> 00:21:20,855 SO YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER TO GIVE YOU SPACE TO BE A SLAYER... 356 00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:23,479 AND SHIELD YOU FROM IT AT THE SAME TIME. 357 00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:25,938 THANK YOU, LOGIC BOY. DID I MENTION THIS IS A RANT? 358 00:21:25,938 --> 00:21:29,813 SENSE REALLY HAS NO PLACE IN IT. I'M GETTING THAT. 359 00:21:29,813 --> 00:21:32,479 WHAT'S THE DEAL, BUFFY? YOU SEEM REALLY-- 360 00:21:34,146 --> 00:21:36,604 OH. TRASH CAN. 361 00:21:36,604 --> 00:21:40,062 FROM A DISTANCE IT LOOKED KINDA-- TENSE. 362 00:21:40,062 --> 00:21:43,312 NO. I WAS GONNA SAY... 363 00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:45,396 BROWN, SQUAT, SHADOWY. 364 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:49,312 UH-UH. BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE WE WERE RUDELY ATTACKED BY NOTHING. 365 00:21:49,312 --> 00:21:51,980 YOU SEEM REALLY TENSE. 366 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:55,021 YEAH. THERE'S A NEW VAMPIRE GANG IN TOWN. 367 00:21:56,646 --> 00:22:00,062 I MEAN DOMESTICALLY TENSE. YOU'RE ON DAWN'S CASE A LOT. 368 00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:04,771 I GUESS. IT'S JUST-- 369 00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:07,021 [ Sighs ] I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:11,771 I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY. SHE'S THE BABY. 371 00:22:11,771 --> 00:22:15,396 BUT FOR SOME REASON LATELY, IT'S JUST REALLY GETTING TO ME. 372 00:22:15,396 --> 00:22:17,646 I MEAN, SHE'S ALWAYS AROUND. 373 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:20,312 WELL, YEAH. YOU'RE LIKE HER IDOL, BUFFY. 374 00:22:20,312 --> 00:22:22,312 HER IDOL? I DON'T THINK SO, 375 00:22:22,312 --> 00:22:25,729 UNLESS YOU LIKE TO SPILL THINGS ON YOUR IDOL'S NEW LEATHER PANTS AND-- 376 00:22:25,729 --> 00:22:27,688 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 377 00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:31,312 YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS AND COLLEGE, 378 00:22:31,312 --> 00:22:32,855 A STUDLY YET SENSITIVE BOYFRIEND. 379 00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:34,896 AND A PESKY LIFE-OR-DEATH JOB... 380 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,729 THAT I CAN'T QUIT OR EVEN TAKE A BREAK FROM. 381 00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:41,146 SHE DOESN'T GET THE SACRIFICES. SHE'S A KID. 382 00:22:41,146 --> 00:22:45,104 AND THAT'S WHAT BUGS! SHE GETS TO BE A KID, 383 00:22:45,104 --> 00:22:49,062 AND SHE ACTS LIKE IT'S THE BIGGEST BURDEN IN THE WORLD. 384 00:22:49,062 --> 00:22:51,604 SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE TO JUST CURL UP IN MOM'S LAP... 385 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,938 AND NOT WORRY ABOUT THE FATE OF THE WORLD. 386 00:22:53,938 --> 00:22:58,021 I'D LIKE TO BE THE ONE WHO'S PROTECTED, WHO'S WAITED ON-- 387 00:22:58,021 --> 00:23:00,104 HAND AND FOOT, GETTING HER OWN WAY, 388 00:23:00,104 --> 00:23:02,604 ALWAYS THE FAVORITE. YOU NUT. 389 00:23:02,604 --> 00:23:05,230 YOUR MOM LOVES YOU BOTH EQUALLY. BUT IF I'M WRONG, 390 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:08,396 I FIND MONEY USUALLY HELPS TIP THE SCALE. 391 00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:11,729 SLIP JOYCE A TEN OR A TWENTY ONCE IN A WHILE. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE FAVORITE. 392 00:23:11,729 --> 00:23:14,688 [ Dawn Thinking ] HE SAYS I'M LIKE A KID SISTER. 393 00:23:14,688 --> 00:23:18,354 HERE COME THE JUDGE. BUT SOMETIMES WHEN HE LOOKS AT ME, 394 00:23:18,354 --> 00:23:21,354 I FEEL LIKE HE SEES ME AS I AM-- 395 00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:24,312 AS A WOMAN. 396 00:23:24,312 --> 00:23:26,354 CRAP. LOOK AT THIS. 397 00:23:26,354 --> 00:23:29,688 NOW I'M BURDENED WITH A HUSBAND AND SEVERAL TINY PINK CHILDREN... 398 00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,771 AND MORE CASH THAN I CAN REASONABLY MANAGE. 399 00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,938 THAT MEANS YOU'RE WINNING. 400 00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:36,813 REALLY? 401 00:23:36,813 --> 00:23:38,438 YES. CASH EQUALS GOOD. 402 00:23:38,438 --> 00:23:42,062 OOH! I'M SO PLEASED. 403 00:23:42,062 --> 00:23:44,062 CAN I TRADE IN THE CHILDREN FOR MORE CASH? 404 00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:48,229 [ Glass Shatters ] [ Dawn Screams ] 405 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,771 "SLAYER, COME OUT AND DIE." 406 00:24:00,771 --> 00:24:03,855 [ Harmony ] I'M WAITING FOR YOU, BUFFY! 407 00:24:12,729 --> 00:24:14,855 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! 408 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,896 [ Harmony ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S NOT IN THERE? 409 00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:21,896 SHE HAS TO BE. I'M CALLING HER OUT. 410 00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:25,896 THEN I BET SHE'LL BE REAL SORRY SHE MISSED YOUR CALL. 411 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:29,187 AFRAID YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK AND BE KILLED BY BUFFY LATER. 412 00:24:29,187 --> 00:24:32,354 THEY'RE NOT MY BUDDIES. THEY'RE MY MINIONS. 413 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:34,271 THEY'RE WHAT NOW? 414 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:37,771 MINIONS! YOU KNOW, LACKEYS? 415 00:24:37,771 --> 00:24:40,271 THEY WORK FOR ME. 416 00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:47,312 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? NOTHING. 417 00:24:47,312 --> 00:24:51,646 WHAT COULD BE FUNNY? JUST, "LOOK OUT! IT'S THE TERRIFYING HARMONY GANG! OOH!" 418 00:24:51,646 --> 00:24:53,187 STOP LAUGHING! 419 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,521 I JUST-- I-I JUST CAN'T PICTURE ANYONE... 420 00:24:58,521 --> 00:25:01,062 PATHETIC ENOUGH TO BE FOLLOWING-- 421 00:25:01,062 --> 00:25:04,354 IS THAT BRAD KONNICK? HA! 422 00:25:04,354 --> 00:25:06,813 HEY, BRAD, WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT WHEN YOU WERE BEATING UP KIDS IN GYM CLASS, 423 00:25:06,813 --> 00:25:08,771 YOU'D END UP HARMONY'S LAPDOG? 424 00:25:08,771 --> 00:25:11,271 SCREW YOU, HARRIS. [ Harmony Chuckles ] 425 00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:14,688 YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT BEING SOMEBODY'S LAPDOG. 426 00:25:14,688 --> 00:25:17,229 I HEAR YOU WERE A GOOD LITTLE PUPPY FOR DRACULA. 427 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:19,438 YOU HEARD WRONG. 428 00:25:19,438 --> 00:25:22,271 DON'T FEEL BAD. I HEAR THAT MIND CONTROL THING HE DOES... 429 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:26,230 WORKS REALLY WELL ON WEAK, 'FRAIDY-CAT LOSERS. 430 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,021 YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. 431 00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:31,855 SHUT UP! DAWN, I'M HANDLING THIS. 432 00:25:33,396 --> 00:25:35,438 SHUT UP, HARMONY! MAKE ME. 433 00:25:35,438 --> 00:25:38,855 I'M AFRAID I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING INTO ANOTHER HAIR-PULLING CONTEST WITH YOU. 434 00:25:38,855 --> 00:25:42,104 YOU'RE THE HAIR-PULLER, YOU BIG GIRL. 435 00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:43,980 OH, YEAH? COME INSIDE AND SAY THAT. 436 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,938 XANDER WILL KICK YOUR-- DAWN, NO! 437 00:25:48,563 --> 00:25:50,855 [ Growls ] [ Dawn Screams ] 438 00:25:57,438 --> 00:25:59,146 [ Screams ] 439 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:07,062 THE INVITATION WAS FOR ONE. [ All Growling ] 440 00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:11,230 NOT SUCH A PUSHOVER ANYMORE, AM I? 441 00:26:13,021 --> 00:26:15,229 THINK A SLAYER'S HOUSE WOULD HAVE MORE WEAPONS LYING AROUND. 442 00:26:15,229 --> 00:26:17,563 I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT, LEARNING SOME NEW TRICKS, 443 00:26:17,563 --> 00:26:20,312 HONING MY... 444 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,688 INSTINCTS. 445 00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:29,813 [ Harmony ] THIS ISN'T OVER, XANDER! I'LL BE BACK! 446 00:26:29,813 --> 00:26:33,187 AND WE'LL BE READY FOR YOU. STAKES, CROSSES, 447 00:26:33,187 --> 00:26:35,688 THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. 448 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,938 BUFFY IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. 449 00:26:42,229 --> 00:26:45,229 HARMONY-- 450 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,980 HARMONY HAS MINIONS? 451 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:50,729 YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH MY REACTION. 452 00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:53,021 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. [ Clears Throat ] 453 00:26:53,021 --> 00:26:57,438 IT'S JUST-- HARMONY HAS MINIONS. 454 00:26:57,438 --> 00:26:59,604 AND RUFFLES HAVE RIDGES. 455 00:26:59,604 --> 00:27:04,021 UH, BUFFY, THERE'S ACTUALLY A MORE SERIOUS SIDE TO ALL THIS. 456 00:27:04,021 --> 00:27:07,646 I SURE HOPE SO, 'CAUSE I'M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING. 457 00:27:07,646 --> 00:27:10,021 [ Clears Throat ] WHAT IS IT? 458 00:27:10,021 --> 00:27:12,438 WELL, SHE DID COME HERE TO KILL YOU. 459 00:27:14,187 --> 00:27:17,396 BUFFY, COME ON. THEY HAVE KILLED ONCE THAT WE KNOW OF. 460 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:19,230 SHE COULD BE A THREAT TO YOU. 461 00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:21,396 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT SHE CAN ENTER YOUR HOUSE ANYTIME SHE WANTS. 462 00:27:24,604 --> 00:27:26,729 WHAT? 463 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:31,771 UH, YEAH. ACTUALLY, SHE-- 464 00:27:31,771 --> 00:27:34,438 HARMONY KIND OF HAPPENED TO SORT OF GET AN INVITE. 465 00:27:37,104 --> 00:27:39,271 YOU GUYS CAN'T INVITE HER IN. 466 00:27:39,271 --> 00:27:41,271 I MEAN, ONLY SOMEONE WHO LIVES HERE CAN-- 467 00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:47,230 WHERE IS SHE? 468 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:50,563 IN HER ROOM. LOOK, I THINK SHE'S STILL PRETTY FREAKED OUT. 469 00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:54,187 DAWN! BUFF, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 470 00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,646 OH, WELL, THAT JUST MAKES IT OKAY THEN, DOESN'T IT? 471 00:27:56,646 --> 00:27:59,563 NO, BUT BELIEVE ME. NOBODY FEELS WORSE THAN HER RIGHT NOW. 472 00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:02,312 WHAT A TOTAL DISASTER. 473 00:28:02,312 --> 00:28:05,521 MY FIRST PLAN. I SO WANTED IT TO GO WELL. 474 00:28:05,521 --> 00:28:08,271 PLUS, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KILL STUPID XANDER HARRIS. 475 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:11,188 GOD, THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. WE'LL GO BACK LATER. 476 00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:13,230 NO. IT'S NO GOOD. 477 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,438 BUFFY'S GONNA EXPECT US NOW. THE WHOLE SURPRISE IS BLOWN. 478 00:28:15,438 --> 00:28:17,855 [ Stomach Growling ] WHO ARE YOU GROWLING AT? 479 00:28:17,855 --> 00:28:20,188 NOT ME. MY STOMACH. 480 00:28:20,188 --> 00:28:21,813 IF I DON'T EAT SOMEBODY SOON, I'LL GET DIZZY. 481 00:28:21,813 --> 00:28:24,855 LET'S GO BACK TO THE LAIR. THAT CENSUS TAKER MAY NOT BE EMPTY YET. 482 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:29,230 NOT ME. THIS NIGHT IS YOUNG, AND I WANT SOME ACTION. 483 00:28:30,896 --> 00:28:33,187 HAPPY TO OBLIGE. 484 00:28:33,187 --> 00:28:35,646 AND HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A SLOW NIGHT. 485 00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:38,563 STEP ON UP, KIDDIES. THRASHINGS FOR ALL. 486 00:28:38,563 --> 00:28:41,813 STOP! 487 00:28:43,563 --> 00:28:46,312 WELL, HELLO, HARM. 488 00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:48,604 SPIKEY. 489 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,729 I MEAN, SPIKE. 490 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,646 LONG TIME. YOU LOOK GOOD. 491 00:28:53,646 --> 00:28:55,855 I FEEL GOOD. 492 00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:58,146 I REMEMBER. 493 00:28:58,896 --> 00:29:00,729 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 494 00:29:00,729 --> 00:29:03,354 NOT BAD. 495 00:29:03,354 --> 00:29:05,604 JUST GOT A BRAND-NEW TELLY IN MY CRIB, SO-- 496 00:29:05,604 --> 00:29:08,230 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM? 497 00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:11,354 IT'S OKAY. WE USED TO GO STEADY. [ Sighs ] 498 00:29:11,354 --> 00:29:14,855 SPIKE, MORT. MORT, THIS IS-- I KNOW WHO HE IS. 499 00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:17,855 HE KILLS OUR KIND. OH, YEAH. 500 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:20,062 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 501 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,104 BLOKE'S GOTTA HAVE A HOBBY, DON'T HE? PISS OFF, MORT. 502 00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:25,188 [ Growling ] MORT. JUST GIVE US... 503 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:28,104 A COUPLE MINUTES, OKAY? 504 00:29:29,771 --> 00:29:34,312 HE'S REALLY TESTY. SOME OF US ARE THINKING OF VOTING HIM OUT OF THE GANG. 505 00:29:35,438 --> 00:29:37,896 GANG? OH, YEAH. 506 00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:40,563 I'VE GOT MY OWN GANG NOW. 507 00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:43,312 IS THAT WHAT THOSE CIRCUS FREAKS ARE? UH-HUH. 508 00:29:43,312 --> 00:29:46,062 I MEAN-- SHUT UP. 509 00:29:47,396 --> 00:29:51,521 WE'RE GONNA KILL THE SLAYER. SINGING MY SONG NOW, ARE YOU? 510 00:29:51,521 --> 00:29:54,521 YOU SHOULD PAY ME ROYALTIES FOR THAT ONE, OR AT LEAST GET YOUR OWN TUNE. 511 00:29:54,521 --> 00:29:57,396 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES YOU DID. 512 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,855 I'VE BEEN DOING MY HOMEWORK, READING BOOKS AND STUFF. 513 00:29:59,855 --> 00:30:01,479 WHAT, EVIL FOR DUMMIES? 514 00:30:02,938 --> 00:30:06,813 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU, ALL PUFFED UP AND MIGHTY, 515 00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:08,771 THINKING YOU'RE THE NEW BIG BAD. 516 00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:10,813 IT'S, UH-- 517 00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:15,146 WELL, LET'S FACE IT. IT'S ADORABLE. 518 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,896 YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT I'M MY OWN PERSON NOW. 519 00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:20,729 THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE... 520 00:30:20,729 --> 00:30:22,980 WHEN SHE REALIZES SHE NEEDS TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. 521 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,479 I'VE TAKEN IT. 522 00:30:25,479 --> 00:30:28,688 I'VE FOUND THE REAL ME, AND I LIKE HER. 523 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,479 HOPE YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER. 524 00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:36,938 IN THE MEANTIME, SAVE SLAYER SLAYING FOR THE PROFESSIONALS. 525 00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:39,229 [ Sighs ] YOU'LL SEE. 526 00:30:39,229 --> 00:30:42,729 BUFFY'LL BE DEAD BY SUNRISE. I'VE GOT A PLAN. 527 00:30:42,729 --> 00:30:44,938 LET ME GUESS. 528 00:30:44,938 --> 00:30:48,229 SNATCH ONE OF HER FRIENDS, USE HIM AS BAIT, LEAD HER INTO A TRAP. 529 00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:49,980 THAT SORT OF THING? 530 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:53,479 NO. MUCH, MUCH BETTER ONE. 531 00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:57,354 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. 532 00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:00,146 THOUGHT AS MUCH. BEST OF LUCK. 533 00:31:00,146 --> 00:31:03,354 LET ME KNOW HOW THIS ARCH VILLAIN THING WORKS OUT FOR YOU. 534 00:31:03,354 --> 00:31:06,646 I'LL DO THAT. AND AFTER BUFFY IS GONE, 535 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:11,271 I'M GONNA KILL EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN THAT WAS EVER MEAN TO ME... SPIKE! 536 00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:19,354 GUYS, NEW PLAN. 537 00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:24,688 THAT'S A LOT OF WEAPONS FOR SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T SWEATING 20 MINUTES AGO. 538 00:31:24,688 --> 00:31:26,855 WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE DAWN GAVE HARMONY A BACKSTAGE PASS... 539 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:29,729 TO KILL US ALL IN OUR SLEEP. BUFF, I LEFT WORD WITH WILLOW. 540 00:31:29,729 --> 00:31:32,354 SHE'LL COME DO A RETURN ENGAGEMENT OF HER UN-INVITATION SPELL. 541 00:31:32,354 --> 00:31:34,271 SHE PROBABLY STILL HAS THE STUFF FROM LAST WEEK. 542 00:31:34,271 --> 00:31:36,855 AND BANG, BOOM, YOU'RE BACK IN A FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE. 543 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:40,062 ALL BETTER. NO. NOT ALL BETTER. 544 00:31:40,062 --> 00:31:43,813 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE DAWN HASN'T GROWN UP IN THIS HOUSE KNOWING ALL THE RULES. 545 00:31:43,813 --> 00:31:46,980 ESPECIALLY THE BIGGIE, NUMERO ONE-OH-- 546 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:50,771 "DO NOT INVITE BLOODSUCKING DEAD PEOPLE INTO OUR HOME." 547 00:31:50,771 --> 00:31:52,563 I MEAN, PLEASE. 548 00:31:52,563 --> 00:31:55,354 I WOULD NEVER HAVE HARMONY OVER EVEN WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE. 549 00:31:55,354 --> 00:31:58,563 PEOPLE SLIP, BUFFY. YOUR MOM DID. 550 00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:03,438 SHE INVITED IN THE MAST-- DRACULA IN FOR COFFEE. 551 00:32:04,855 --> 00:32:07,646 WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT. I MEAN, SHE-- 552 00:32:07,646 --> 00:32:10,104 HE WOULD-- 553 00:32:11,855 --> 00:32:14,230 SHE WAS LONELY, AND-AND-- 554 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:16,396 AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A VAMPIRE. 555 00:32:16,396 --> 00:32:19,729 THE VAMPIRE. MEANWHILE, DAWN KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HARMONY WAS... 556 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,855 WHEN SHE ROLLED OUT THE WELCOME MAT FOR HER. 557 00:32:21,855 --> 00:32:24,104 [ Riley ] SHE'S JUST A KID. 558 00:32:24,104 --> 00:32:26,312 WILL EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT? 559 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:28,646 I WAS JUST A KID WHEN I MET MY FIRST VAMPIRE, 560 00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:30,855 BUT SOMEHOW I STILL MANAGED TO REMEMBER THE RULES. 561 00:32:30,855 --> 00:32:32,938 YOU HAD TO. IT WAS YOUR JOB. 562 00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:35,938 NO. NO, IT WAS COMMON SENSE. 563 00:32:35,938 --> 00:32:38,771 BUT NOBODY EXPECTS EVEN THAT MUCH FROM DAWN, DO THEY? 564 00:32:38,771 --> 00:32:42,021 NO, SHE HAS TO BE PROTECTED AND CODDLED FROM THE BIG BAD WORLD. 565 00:32:42,021 --> 00:32:43,855 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE DOING NOTHING... 566 00:32:43,855 --> 00:32:47,104 BUT TURNING HER INTO A LITTLE IDIOT WHO IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED. 567 00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:59,646 SHE JUST HAS TO BE MORE CAREFUL. 568 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:04,021 NOW, I CAN'T BE THERE TO PROTECT HER 24 HOURS A DAY. 569 00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:05,855 I JUST CAN'T. 570 00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:12,938 HEY, DON'T! 571 00:33:12,938 --> 00:33:15,187 [ Dog Barking ] 572 00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:18,396 DAWN! 573 00:33:22,396 --> 00:33:24,813 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? LEAVE ME ALONE. 574 00:33:24,813 --> 00:33:28,521 I WILL, AFTER YOU COME BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE. LET GO OF ME! 575 00:33:28,521 --> 00:33:31,396 NO. IT'S NOT SAFE OUT HERE. [ Gasps ] 576 00:33:31,396 --> 00:33:33,896 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. [ Screams ] 577 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:37,604 [ Screams ] 578 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,479 [ Screaming Continues ] 579 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,855 ANYA! 580 00:34:00,187 --> 00:34:02,479 VAMPIRES TOOK-- 581 00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:05,479 THIS HEAD WOUND LOOKS BAD. WE'D BETTER GET HER TO A HOSPITAL. 582 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:08,396 THEY TOOK HER. EASY, ANYA. SHH. 583 00:34:09,146 --> 00:34:11,354 [ Anya ] DAWN. 584 00:34:11,354 --> 00:34:13,896 DAWN? WHAT ABOUT DAWN? 585 00:34:13,896 --> 00:34:16,521 SHE RAN OUT. THEY TOOK HER. 586 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,813 VAMPIRES. 587 00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:22,771 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 588 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,813 UH, TAKE CARE OF ANYA. 589 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:27,771 BUFFY! 590 00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:31,563 ALL RIGHT. ONCE AGAIN, NICE WORK, "MINIONATORS." 591 00:34:31,563 --> 00:34:34,271 I'M REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU GUYS. 592 00:34:34,271 --> 00:34:36,563 AH, MORT. 593 00:34:36,563 --> 00:34:40,229 I TRUST YOU MADE OUR GUEST... COMFORTABLE? 594 00:34:40,229 --> 00:34:42,521 YOU TOLD ME TO CHAIN HER TO A WALL. 595 00:34:42,521 --> 00:34:46,729 YEAH, I KNOW. I'M BEING, YOU KNOW, 596 00:34:46,729 --> 00:34:48,604 SARCASTIC OR WHATEVER? 597 00:34:48,604 --> 00:34:51,980 ANYWAY, I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD... 598 00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:53,896 ABOUT THIS NEW PLAN, PEOPLE. 599 00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:56,729 I THINK IT'S A WINNER. WHEN DO WE EAT THE GIRL? 600 00:34:56,729 --> 00:34:59,271 WE DON'T. NOT YET. 601 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:03,729 WHY NOT? BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE PLAN. 602 00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:06,938 [ Sighs ] DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THE PLAN AGAIN? 603 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,229 WE USE THE SISTER AS BAIT. 604 00:35:09,229 --> 00:35:14,104 WE SEND BUFFY A NOTE. MORE NOTES? 605 00:35:14,104 --> 00:35:16,021 WE SEND BUFFY A NOTE... 606 00:35:16,021 --> 00:35:19,146 TELLING HER THAT IF SHE WANTS TO SEE HER SISTER AGAIN, 607 00:35:19,146 --> 00:35:21,438 SHE HAS TO COME ALONE TO A PLACE WE CHOOSE. 608 00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:25,021 SHE COMES. WE JUMP HER. WE KILL HER. 609 00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:28,479 SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF WE'RE ACTUALLY HOLDING THE SLAYER'S SISTER. 610 00:35:28,479 --> 00:35:32,146 JUST AS LONG AS SHE THINKS WE ARE, SHE'LL WALK INTO THE TRAP. 611 00:35:32,146 --> 00:35:34,396 I GUESS. 612 00:35:34,396 --> 00:35:36,563 SO IT WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF WE EAT THE GIRL NOW. 613 00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:39,146 WE'RE NOT EATING THE GIRL. 614 00:35:39,146 --> 00:35:43,604 WHY NOT? BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE PLAN. 615 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,021 BOLLOCKS. 616 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:58,479 GONNA HAVE TO PINCH ME ONE OF THOSE SATELLITE DISHES. [ Door Crashes Open ] 617 00:35:58,479 --> 00:36:01,771 WELL, SPEAKING OF DISHES, TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS UNPLEASANT-- 618 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:03,855 OW! BLOODY HELL! 619 00:36:03,855 --> 00:36:07,396 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BANTER, SPIKE. WHERE'S HARMONY'S LAIR? 620 00:36:07,396 --> 00:36:10,813 HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN MONTHS. HOW SHOULD I KNOW-- OW! 621 00:36:10,813 --> 00:36:14,938 WHERE IS SHE? AT LEAST LAY OFF THE NOSE. 622 00:36:14,938 --> 00:36:17,104 OKAY, OKAY! 623 00:36:17,104 --> 00:36:19,104 USED TO HAVE A CAVE IN THE NORTH WOODS. 624 00:36:19,104 --> 00:36:22,146 ABOUT 40 METERS PAST THE OVERPASS CONSTRUCTION SITE. 625 00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:23,646 OW! 626 00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:26,729 I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH! 627 00:36:26,729 --> 00:36:28,604 I KNOW. 628 00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:34,479 [ Sighs ] THEY DON'T RESPECT ME. THEY PRETEND THEY DO, 629 00:36:34,479 --> 00:36:37,312 BUT DEEP DOWN THEY THINK I'M NOTHING. 630 00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:39,938 I MEAN, I'M THE ONE WHO PUT THIS GROUP TOGETHER. 631 00:36:39,938 --> 00:36:42,604 ME. BUT THEY TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T EVEN MATTER. 632 00:36:42,604 --> 00:36:47,021 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE? 633 00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:48,521 A LITTLE. 634 00:36:48,521 --> 00:36:52,229 THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH PRESSURE I'M UNDER. 635 00:36:52,229 --> 00:36:54,396 I HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE HARD DECISIONS, 636 00:36:54,396 --> 00:36:56,855 AND IT'S HARD. [ Gasps ] 637 00:36:59,312 --> 00:37:02,271 EXCUSE ME. I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY KNOCK. 638 00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:06,604 WE'VE BEEN TALKING IT OVER, AND WE DECIDED WE DON'T LIKE THIS PLAN. 639 00:37:06,604 --> 00:37:08,771 EXCEPT FOR BRAD. HE ABSTAINED. 640 00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:12,688 OH, REALLY? YOU HAVE A PLAN YOU LIKE BETTER? 641 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,896 WE'RE GONNA FEED ON THE GIRL AND KILL YOU. 642 00:37:14,896 --> 00:37:17,230 MAYBE NOT IN THAT ORDER. 643 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:22,354 I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, MORT. 644 00:37:23,855 --> 00:37:26,021 KILL HIM FOR ME. 645 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:33,521 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL ON MY LIST. 646 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:40,229 TH-THIS ISN'T FAIR. OKAY, SO THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN PERFECT. 647 00:37:40,229 --> 00:37:43,813 I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME TO GROW INTO MY LEADERSHIP ROLE. 648 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:45,229 TIME'S UP. 649 00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:47,438 [ Whimpering ] 650 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:54,438 T-TOUCH ME, AND MY SISTER'S GONNA KILL YOU. 651 00:37:57,229 --> 00:38:00,354 [ All Laughing ] 652 00:38:09,146 --> 00:38:11,230 CAN'T SAY SHE DIDN'T WARN HIM. 653 00:38:12,062 --> 00:38:13,312 AND YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE PLAN. 654 00:38:13,312 --> 00:38:14,855 DAWN, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 655 00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:19,229 SO, SLAYER, AT LAST WE MEET. 656 00:38:19,229 --> 00:38:21,729 WE'VE MET, HARMONY, YOU HALF-WIT. 657 00:38:21,729 --> 00:38:25,396 I'M THE HALF-WIT? UM, EXCUSE ME, 658 00:38:25,396 --> 00:38:27,604 BUT LOOK WHO'S FALLEN INTO MY-- 659 00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:33,563 [ Yells ] 660 00:38:36,187 --> 00:38:37,229 TRAP. 661 00:38:37,229 --> 00:38:42,021 HARMONY, WHEN YOU TRIED TO BE HEAD CHEERLEADER, YOU WERE BAD. 662 00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:45,271 WHEN YOU TRIED TO CHAIR THE HOMECOMING COMMITTEE, YOU WERE REALLY BAD. 663 00:38:45,271 --> 00:38:48,729 BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO BE BAD, YOU SUCK. 664 00:38:50,146 --> 00:38:52,521 BUFFY, WATCH OUT! 665 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:57,438 OH, GOOD SHOT, MORT. I THINK YOU GOT HER ON THE-- 666 00:38:57,438 --> 00:39:00,396 UM-- [ Nervous Chuckle ] 667 00:39:22,104 --> 00:39:25,188 [ Groaning ] 668 00:39:53,187 --> 00:39:55,146 [ Panting ] 669 00:40:04,855 --> 00:40:08,813 YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN WE GET HOME! 670 00:40:08,813 --> 00:40:12,271 YEAH, WELL, I'M TELLING MOM YOU SLAYED IN FRONT OF ME. 671 00:40:12,271 --> 00:40:16,438 FINE. I'LL JUST TELL HER THAT YOU RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 672 00:40:16,438 --> 00:40:20,729 THAT YOU GOT ANYA HURT, INVITED A VAMPIRE IN, GOT KIDNAPPED-- 673 00:40:30,688 --> 00:40:32,771 SORRY IT RAN SO LATE. 674 00:40:32,771 --> 00:40:35,229 EVERYTHING GO OKAY? 675 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,938 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW. 676 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,021 I GOT THE VAMPS, AND WE WATCHED SOME TV. 677 00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,146 WELL, I KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF US... 678 00:40:44,146 --> 00:40:46,146 WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED BY NOW. 679 00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:52,938 GOOD NIGHT. 680 00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:58,146 SO, HOW WAS THE EXHIBIT? OH, IT WAS FANTASTIC. 681 00:40:58,146 --> 00:41:00,438 [ Dawn Thinking ] BUFFY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN WAY MORE TROUBLE 682 00:41:00,438 --> 00:41:01,729 THAN ME ANYWAY. 683 00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:03,646 BUT I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY OKAY OF HER... 684 00:41:03,646 --> 00:41:05,896 NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO MOM. 685 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:08,771 ANYA'S GONNA BE OKAY, AND XANDER WASN'T MAD AT ME, 686 00:41:08,771 --> 00:41:11,062 SO STUFF MOSTLY WORKED OUT. 687 00:41:11,062 --> 00:41:13,896 [ Buffy ] GILES, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 688 00:41:13,896 --> 00:41:16,021 WELL, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT... 689 00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:18,646 MOST MAGIC SHOP OWNERS IN SUNNYDALE HAVE THE LIFE EXPECTANCY... 690 00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:22,813 OF A SPINAL TAP DRUMMER, HAVE YOU EVER RUN A STORE BEFORE? 691 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,271 I WAS A LIBRARIAN FOR YEARS. THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME, 692 00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:27,938 EXCEPT PEOPLE PAY FOR THE THINGS THEY DON'T RETURN. 693 00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:31,229 IT'LL GIVE ME FOCUS, HELP INCREASE MY RESOURCES, 694 00:41:31,229 --> 00:41:34,980 AND IT'LL PREVENT YOU LOT FROM TRAMPLING ALL OVER MY FLAT AT ALL HOURS. 695 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,729 THERE MAY EVEN BE SOME SPACE FOR YOU TO TRAIN IN THE BACK. 696 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,604 BOY, YOU'VE REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 697 00:41:39,604 --> 00:41:42,187 HOW BORED WERE YOU LAST YEAR? 698 00:41:42,187 --> 00:41:45,604 I WATCHED PASSIONS WITH SPIKE. LET US NEVER SPEAK OF IT. 699 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,855 [ Buffy Laughing ] 700 00:41:52,438 --> 00:41:54,312 DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 701 00:41:59,229 --> 00:42:01,813 JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 702 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:04,229 [ Dawn Thinking ] NOT THAT BUFFY'S REALLY CHANGED AT ALL. 703 00:42:04,229 --> 00:42:06,271 LIKE SHE EVER WOULD. 704 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,646 WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, NOT MOVING-- 705 00:42:09,646 --> 00:42:12,813 GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT. 706 00:42:15,896 --> 00:42:18,729 [ Thinking ] SHE STILL THINKS I'M A LITTLE MISS NOBODY, 707 00:42:18,729 --> 00:42:22,563 JUST HER DUMB LITTLE SISTER. 708 00:42:22,563 --> 00:42:26,229 BOY, IS SHE IN FOR A SURPRISE. 709 00:43:05,354 --> 00:43:07,271 GRR! ARRGH!