1 00:00:01,271 --> 00:00:02,729 [ Spike ] I CAN'T BITE ANYTHING. 2 00:00:02,729 --> 00:00:03,855 I CAN'T EVEN HIT PEOPLE. 3 00:00:03,855 --> 00:00:06,104 PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... 4 00:00:06,104 --> 00:00:07,521 I'VE GOT INFORMATION 5 00:00:07,521 --> 00:00:08,896 ABOUT THE SOLDIER BOYS YOU WERE FIGHTING. 6 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,438 I'M GOING. 7 00:00:10,438 --> 00:00:11,813 WELL, HOW LONG? 8 00:00:11,813 --> 00:00:13,229 [ Oz ] I DON'T KNOW. 9 00:00:13,229 --> 00:00:16,479 THE WOLF IS INSIDE ME, ALL THE TIME. 10 00:00:16,479 --> 00:00:18,104 UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT MEANS, 11 00:00:18,104 --> 00:00:19,896 I SHOULDN'T BE AROUND YOU. 12 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:25,729 LOOKS GOOD. 13 00:01:26,729 --> 00:01:28,521 HEY, BUFFY. 14 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,479 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 15 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:31,688 WHAT? 16 00:01:33,062 --> 00:01:34,146 OH. [ Chuckles ] 17 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:36,229 YES. I AM A LESBIAN. 18 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,521 WELL, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE SO OPEN ABOUT IT. 19 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:42,396 WELL, HEY... YOU KNOW WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT HAVIN' A PICNIC? 20 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:46,438 I WAS THINKIN'. DO YOU EVER HANG OUT AT RUGGS FIELD? 21 00:01:46,438 --> 00:01:48,354 IT'S BEAUTIFUL THERE. 22 00:01:48,354 --> 00:01:49,938 USUALLY NOT THAT CROWDED, EITHER. 23 00:01:49,938 --> 00:01:51,604 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE SPREAD. 24 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:54,646 SANDWICHES... MAYBE SOME ANTS. COULD BE FUN. 25 00:01:54,646 --> 00:01:56,855 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HAVING A PICNIC? 26 00:01:56,855 --> 00:02:00,354 OH. SO, WAS THAT A CONVERSATION WE ACTUALLY HAD 27 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,062 OR ONE I WAS JUST PRACTICING? 28 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:04,771 PRACTICING? 29 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:06,771 OKAY. YES. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN 30 00:02:06,771 --> 00:02:09,229 TO DO A LITTLE PREP WORK BEFORE OUR CONVERSATIONS. 31 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,521 IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW, TALKIN' TO YOU SOMETIMES. 32 00:02:12,521 --> 00:02:14,021 IT'S LIKE AN ORAL EXAM. 33 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:19,396 BOY. THAT'S JUST WHAT EVERY GIRL LONGS TO HEAR. 34 00:02:19,396 --> 00:02:21,354 WELL, YOU'RE TRICKY. 35 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,479 LIKE AN EXAM? 36 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:25,855 I NEVER KNOW HOW YOU'RE GONNA REACT TO SOMETHING. 37 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:28,396 THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH. 38 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,396 YOU'RE A MYSTERY. 39 00:02:30,396 --> 00:02:32,729 PROBABLY EVERY BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD 40 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:34,980 HAS SOME JERK TELLIN' HER SHE'S A MYSTERY, BUT... 41 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:38,855 I SWEAR...YOU REALLY ARE. 42 00:02:38,855 --> 00:02:42,187 THERE'S A LOT ABOUT YOU THAT NEEDS PUZZLING OUT. 43 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,271 I LOSE YOU SOMEWHERE? 44 00:02:50,187 --> 00:02:51,104 RIGHT AROUND... 45 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,354 "BEAUTIFUL." 46 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:58,104 SAY...DON'T YOU JUST LOVE A PICNIC? 47 00:02:58,104 --> 00:03:00,604 IT'S JUST... DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 48 00:03:00,604 --> 00:03:01,521 A PICNIC. 49 00:03:01,521 --> 00:03:03,021 FIRST OF ALL, DAYLIGHT. 50 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,312 THAT'S KIND OF A NEW VENUE, BUFFY-WISE. 51 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:06,729 AND THE BEST PART-- 52 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,771 HE SAID THAT HE WOULD BRING ALL THE FOOD, 53 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,438 SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP AND EAT. 54 00:03:11,438 --> 00:03:13,062 THOSE ARE 2 THINGS I'M REALLY GOOD AT. 55 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,729 SO, HE'S NICE? 56 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:16,021 VERY, VERY. 57 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,771 AND THERE'S SPARKAGE? 58 00:03:17,771 --> 00:03:20,229 YEAH. HE'S-- 59 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:21,938 HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ARMS? 60 00:03:21,938 --> 00:03:25,479 THOSE ARE... GOOD ARMS TO HAVE. 61 00:03:25,479 --> 00:03:28,813 I REALLY LIKE HIM. I DO. 62 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:29,813 BUT? 63 00:03:31,563 --> 00:03:33,271 I DON'T KNOW. 64 00:03:33,271 --> 00:03:35,563 I REALLY LIKE BEING AROUND HIM... 65 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:39,312 YOU KNOW, AND I THINK HE CARES ABOUT ME. 66 00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:43,521 BUT..I JUST...FEEL LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING. 67 00:03:44,771 --> 00:03:46,771 HE'S NOT MAKING YOU MISERABLE? 68 00:03:46,771 --> 00:03:47,771 EXACTLY. 69 00:03:50,187 --> 00:03:53,062 RILEY SEEMS SO SOLID... 70 00:03:53,062 --> 00:03:56,855 LIKE...HE WOULDN'T CAUSE ME HEARTACHE. 71 00:03:56,855 --> 00:03:59,271 GET OUT. GET OUT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME. 72 00:04:01,021 --> 00:04:02,396 I KNOW. 73 00:04:02,396 --> 00:04:05,604 I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THAT "BAD BOY" THING. 74 00:04:05,604 --> 00:04:07,021 THERE'S NO GOOD THERE. 75 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:12,312 SEEING ANGEL IN L.A.... 76 00:04:12,312 --> 00:04:14,312 EVEN FOR 5 MINUTES-- 77 00:04:14,312 --> 00:04:16,521 HELLO TO THE PAIN. 78 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:18,521 THE PAIN IS NOT A FRIEND. 79 00:04:20,062 --> 00:04:21,896 BUT I CAN'T HELP THINKING... 80 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:24,604 ISN'T THAT WHERE THE FIRE COMES FROM? 81 00:04:24,604 --> 00:04:28,271 CAN A NICE, SAFE RELATIONSHIP BE THAT INTENSE? 82 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:33,104 I KNOW IT'S NUTS, BUT PART OF ME BELIEVES 83 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:34,729 THAT REAL LOVE AND PASSION 84 00:04:34,729 --> 00:04:38,146 HAVE TO GO HAND IN HAND WITH PAIN AND FIGHTING. 85 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:44,688 I WONDER WHERE I GET THAT FROM. 86 00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:42,646 SO, YOU SAW THEIR FACES, 87 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,855 BUT YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE THEM. 88 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:47,271 WELL... 89 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:48,855 THEY WERE HUMAN. 90 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:51,062 2 EYES EACH, KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE. 91 00:05:51,062 --> 00:05:54,062 UH-HUH. AND THE LAB? 92 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,229 UNDERGROUND. 93 00:05:56,229 --> 00:05:58,062 I CAME OUT THROUGH AN AIR VENT. 94 00:05:58,062 --> 00:06:00,479 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE. I'M DONE. 95 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:01,688 PUT THE TELLY ON. 96 00:06:03,771 --> 00:06:06,021 IT'S ABOUT TIME. HOPE YOU GOT IT WARM ENOUGH. 97 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:10,271 [ Sighs ] 98 00:06:20,521 --> 00:06:23,354 DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO DAINTY ALL OF A SUDDEN. 99 00:06:23,354 --> 00:06:25,187 YOU'VE DONE THIS FOR ANGEL. YOU MUST HAVE. 100 00:06:25,187 --> 00:06:26,563 OKAY. 101 00:06:26,563 --> 00:06:28,521 HEY! GIVE IT! THAT'S IT. 102 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,396 THE INVALID AMNESIAC ROUTINE IS OVER. 103 00:06:31,396 --> 00:06:34,521 THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED UNTIL YOU CAN TELL ME SOMETHING USEFUL ABOUT THE COMMANDOS. 104 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:37,396 I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER. IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC. 105 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,771 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA PULL THIS CRAP? 106 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:40,855 HOW LONG AM I GONNA LIVE ONCE I TELL YOU? 107 00:06:42,646 --> 00:06:45,729 SPIKE, WE HAVE NO INTENTION OF KILLING A HARMLESS CREATURE. 108 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:48,688 BUT WE HAVE TO KNOW WHAT'S BEEN DONE TO YOU. 109 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:50,980 WE CAN'T LET YOU GO UNTIL WE'RE SURE YOU'RE IMPOTENT. 110 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,271 HEY. 111 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:53,729 SORRY. POOR CHOICE OF WORDS. 112 00:06:53,729 --> 00:06:55,271 UNTIL WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE...YOU'RE... 113 00:06:55,271 --> 00:06:56,396 FLACCID? 114 00:06:56,396 --> 00:06:58,604 YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY, MISSY. 115 00:06:58,604 --> 00:07:01,021 GILES, HELP. HE'S GONNA SCOLD ME. 116 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:03,896 [ Growls ] 117 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:05,354 YOU KNOW WHAT? 118 00:07:05,354 --> 00:07:09,521 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT US TO LET YOU GO. 119 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:12,188 MAYBE WE MADE IT A LITTLE TOO COMFY IN HERE FOR YOU. 120 00:07:12,188 --> 00:07:13,104 COMFY? 121 00:07:13,104 --> 00:07:14,771 I'M CHAINED IN A BATHTUB, 122 00:07:14,771 --> 00:07:17,521 DRINKING PIG'S BLOOD FROM A NOVELTY MUG. 123 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,271 DOESN'T RATE HUGE IN THE ZAGAT'S GUIDE. 124 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,813 YOU WANT SOMETHING NICER? 125 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:25,438 OH, LOOK AT MY POOR NECK... 126 00:07:25,438 --> 00:07:30,396 ALL BARE AND TENDER AND EXPOSED. 127 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:32,604 ALL THAT BLOOD... 128 00:07:32,604 --> 00:07:35,938 JUST PUMPING AWAY. 129 00:07:35,938 --> 00:07:38,104 OH, PLEASE. GILES, MAKE HER STOP! 130 00:07:39,604 --> 00:07:41,479 IF THOSE TWO DON'T KILL EACH OTHER... 131 00:07:41,479 --> 00:07:43,938 I MIGHT LEND A HAND. 132 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:46,396 WHAT ABOUT A TRUTH SPELL? 133 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:49,312 I'M NOT POSITIVE IT WOULD WORK ON A VAMPIRE, 134 00:07:49,312 --> 00:07:51,980 BUT WE COULD TRY... MAKE HIM FESS UP. 135 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:54,604 A TRUTH SPELL. OF COURSE. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 136 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,104 'CAUSE YOU HAD YOUR HANDS FULL WITH THE UNDEAD ENGLISH PATIENT? 137 00:07:57,104 --> 00:07:59,271 YES. WORTH A GO. 138 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,230 LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE. I'LL STOP BY THE MAGIC SHOP TOMORROW. 139 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:03,312 EXCELLENT. 140 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:05,021 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING 141 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:08,021 WITH DOUGHNUTS AND MOTHERWORT. 142 00:08:10,604 --> 00:08:13,271 BYE, BUFFY. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME. BYE. 143 00:08:13,271 --> 00:08:14,813 GREAT. THANK YOU, WILLOW. 144 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:21,604 UM... 145 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:25,146 WILLOW MAY HAVE HAD A VERY HELPFUL IDEA. 146 00:08:25,146 --> 00:08:28,271 SHE SEEMS TO BE COPING BETTER WITH OZ'S DEPARTURE, DON'T YOU THINK? 147 00:08:29,604 --> 00:08:31,646 WELL, SHE STILL HAS A WAY TO GO, BUT... 148 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:33,396 YEAH, I THINK SHE'S DEALING. 149 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:35,187 WHAT, ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND? 150 00:08:35,187 --> 00:08:37,729 SHE'S HANGIN' ON BY A THREAD. 151 00:08:37,729 --> 00:08:40,104 ANY NINNY CAN SEE THAT. 152 00:09:03,104 --> 00:09:06,187 DEVON SAID THAT HE SENT FOR HIS STUFF. 153 00:09:06,187 --> 00:09:09,021 I G-- I GUESS THIS MEANS 154 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,729 HE'S PLANNING ON SETTLING DOWN SOMEWHERE... 155 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:14,312 ELSE. 156 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:15,604 NOT HERE. 157 00:09:19,187 --> 00:09:20,604 I GUESS SO. 158 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,688 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SPLIT DOWN THE CENTER 159 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,855 AND HALF OF ME IS LOST. 160 00:09:29,646 --> 00:09:30,688 I KNOW. 161 00:09:31,688 --> 00:09:33,855 IT FEELS LIKE THAT NOW. 162 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,021 OZ IS GONE. 163 00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:51,229 COME ON, NOW! IT'S TELLY TIME! 164 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:53,396 [ Buffy's Machine ] HEY, THIS IS BUFFY AND WILLOW. 165 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:54,729 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. 166 00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,938 OH, UH, WILLOW, IT'S GILES. 167 00:09:56,938 --> 00:09:58,813 UM, I--I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING 168 00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:00,271 THE INGREDIENTS FOR THAT SPELL. 169 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:02,062 I REALLY HAVE TO-- 170 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:05,521 PASSIONS IS ON! TIMMY'S DOWN A BLOODY WELL, 171 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,062 AND IF YOU MAKE ME MISS IT, I'LL-- 172 00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:09,229 YOU'LL DO WHAT, LICK ME TO DEATH? 173 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,021 [ Growls ] 174 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,312 LOOK, UH, WILLOW... 175 00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:18,229 I THINK WE OUGHT TO TRY THE SPELL. 176 00:10:18,229 --> 00:10:21,354 AMONG OTHER THINGS, I'D LIKE TO SHOWER SOMETIME TODAY. 177 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,771 ALONE. 178 00:10:24,187 --> 00:10:25,771 DRIVING. 179 00:10:25,771 --> 00:10:27,479 YEAH. 180 00:10:27,479 --> 00:10:30,146 YOU SERIOUSLY DRIVE FOR FUN? 181 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:33,271 WELL, NOT 4-WHEELING OR ANYTHING, BUT YEAH. DON'T YOU? 182 00:10:34,688 --> 00:10:37,688 ACTUALLY, NO-WHEELING IS MORE MY SPECIALTY. 183 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,729 I'M AN AVID PEDESTRIAN, THOUGH. 184 00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:41,146 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 185 00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:43,062 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 186 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:45,729 WELL, I TOOK THE CLASS. 187 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:49,479 CARS AND BUFFY ARE, LIKE...UNMIXY THINGS. 188 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:51,771 JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD EXPERIENCE YET. 189 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:54,104 YOU CAN HAVE THE BEST TIME IN A CAR. 190 00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,938 IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING SOMEWHERE. 191 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,938 YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR TIME... 192 00:10:57,938 --> 00:10:59,980 FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING. 193 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,479 YOU JUST RELAX... 194 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,354 LET IT WASH OVER YOU... 195 00:11:03,354 --> 00:11:04,479 THE AIR... 196 00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:06,604 THE MOTION. 197 00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:08,438 JUST LET IT ROLL. 198 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,896 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DRIVING, RIGHT? 199 00:11:14,855 --> 00:11:15,938 I THOUGHT I WAS. 200 00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:22,646 I'M TAKING YOU. SOME NIGHT WHEN IT'S WARM. 201 00:11:22,646 --> 00:11:24,771 GO PAST THE VINEYARDS. 202 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,980 IT'S GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR YOU. 203 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:27,980 I'M IN. 204 00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:34,396 HEY, WILLOW. 205 00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:37,896 HEY. 206 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,729 I INTERRUPTED. 207 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:42,062 YOU'VE GOT APPLES. 208 00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:43,271 MY "MIS." 209 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,312 WAIT. 210 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:50,855 SIT. THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND. 211 00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:56,771 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 212 00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,021 NO. 213 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,980 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 214 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,938 SAME. 215 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:02,271 OH. 216 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,855 YOUR APPLES ARE TURNING BROWN... 217 00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,104 THE WAY THEY DO. 218 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,855 YEAH. GUESS THEY DO THAT. 219 00:12:13,521 --> 00:12:14,729 YEAH. 220 00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,021 YEAH. 221 00:12:27,688 --> 00:12:29,855 JEEZ. YOU MEAN OZ JUST SENT FOR HIS STUFF 222 00:12:29,855 --> 00:12:31,813 AND DIDN'T EVEN CALL HER? 223 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,896 THAT'S PRETTY HARSH. 224 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,896 I ONLY WISH I HAD MY POWERS BACK. 225 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:37,771 I'D LIQUEFY HIS ENTRAILS FOR HER. 226 00:12:37,771 --> 00:12:39,062 [ Xander ] THAT'S SWEET. 227 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,563 GOD. POOR WIL. 228 00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:42,855 NO WONDER SHE'S... 229 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,563 HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. 230 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,229 WOW. WAY TO REBOUND. 231 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:56,980 I BELIEVE THAT'S THE DANCE OF A BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER. 232 00:13:04,771 --> 00:13:08,021 HEY, GUYS, COME ON. THIS MUSIC'S GREAT. 233 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,563 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR BOOGIE SHOES TONIGHT, WIL. 234 00:13:10,563 --> 00:13:14,563 YEAH. YOU KNOW, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SORT OF A PARTY POOP LATELY, 235 00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:17,646 SO I SAID TO MYSELF, "SELF," I SAID, 236 00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:19,563 "IT'S TIME TO SHAKE AND SHIMMY IT OFF." 237 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:21,479 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD POLICY. 238 00:13:21,479 --> 00:13:23,479 YEAH, AND IT WORKS, TOO. 239 00:13:23,479 --> 00:13:26,438 YEAH, I JUST FIGURE IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, 240 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,479 WE'RE ALL JUST-- 241 00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,646 [ Clinking ] 242 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:32,688 DRUNK? 243 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,938 [ Chuckles ] 244 00:13:34,938 --> 00:13:36,396 DRUNK. I MEAN... 245 00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:39,062 THAT'S...THAT'S SUCH A--A STRONG WORD... 246 00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:42,438 KIND OF A GUTTURAL ANGLO-SAXON WORD. 247 00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,938 "DRUNK." 248 00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:46,229 WIL, NOT LOVING THE DROWNING OF THE SORROWS. 249 00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:49,021 NOT DROWNING. WAITING. 250 00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:51,938 UH, SEE? LIGHT. NO BIG. 251 00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:55,229 NO BIG? ANYBODY REMEMBER WHEN BUFFY HAD THE FUN BEERFEST 252 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:56,980 AND WENT ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.? 253 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,563 SADLY, WITHOUT THE FUZZY BIKINI. 254 00:13:59,563 --> 00:14:01,021 OFF TOPIC, XANDER. 255 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:03,062 RIGHT. HELPING NOW. 256 00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:05,521 WIL, HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME THAT BEER? 257 00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:07,896 NO. WHY SHOULD I? 258 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:11,229 I-I'VE GOT PAIN HERE, BIG-TIME LEGITIMATE PAIN. 259 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,438 WE ALL HAVE PAIN, WIL. 260 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:17,729 LIKE WHAT? "OH, POOR ME. I LIVE IN A BASEMENT." YEAH, THAT'S DIRE. 261 00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:21,688 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 262 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,646 NO. I DON'T WANT TO. 263 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:26,354 WELL, YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU STILL HAVE A FRIEND IN THE MORNING. 264 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:31,729 I JUST CAN'T STAND FEELING THIS WAY. 265 00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,396 I WANT IT TO BE OVER. 266 00:14:33,396 --> 00:14:35,021 IT WILL. 267 00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:36,354 I PROMISE. 268 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,229 BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME. 269 00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:40,771 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 270 00:14:40,771 --> 00:14:42,354 I KNOW. 271 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:43,896 IT'S JUST HOW IT IS. 272 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,938 YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN. 273 00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:50,062 WELL, ISN'T THERE SOME WAY I CAN JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY? 274 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:53,938 JUST 'CAUSE I SAY SO? CAN'T--CAN'T I JUST MAKE IT GO POOF? 275 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,438 HARKEN WELL, YE ELEMENTS. 276 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,521 I SUMMON THEE NOW. 277 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,855 CONTROL THE OUTSIDE... 278 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:38,229 CONTROL WITHIN. 279 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,479 LAND AND SEA, FIRE AND WIND... 280 00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:44,396 OUT OF MY PASSIONS, A WEB BE SPUN. 281 00:15:44,396 --> 00:15:48,604 FROM THIS EVE FORTH, MY WILL BE DONE. 282 00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:50,896 SO MOTE IT BE. 283 00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:11,146 IT IS MY WILL THAT MY HEART BE HEALED... 284 00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,813 NOW. 285 00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:19,688 I WILL THAT THIS BOOK SPEAK ITS WORDS TO ME. 286 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:28,187 I WILL THAT THIS Q-TIP GETS UNBENDY? 287 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,729 [ Knock On Door ] 288 00:16:29,729 --> 00:16:31,271 COME IN. 289 00:16:33,146 --> 00:16:34,938 GILES. UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 290 00:16:34,938 --> 00:16:37,855 I'M A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, ACTUALLY. 291 00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:40,354 DID BUFFY TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEER? 'CAUSE-- 292 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:42,312 BUFFY DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING. 293 00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:44,729 OH. WELL, FORGET THE BEER PART THEN. 294 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:48,312 HAPPILY. I CAME BECAUSE WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT THE OTHER DAY. 295 00:16:48,312 --> 00:16:50,813 OH...RIGHT. THE TRUTH SPELL. 296 00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:53,396 YES. UM...WILLOW... 297 00:16:54,938 --> 00:16:56,187 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE... 298 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:59,479 GOING THOUGH A VERY DIFFICULT TIME. 299 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,688 BUT SHIRKING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES-- 300 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,312 BUT I DIDN'T...SHIRK. 301 00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:09,479 I DID THE RESEARCH, AND I...I PICKED UP THE MOTHERWORT. 302 00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:12,271 I JUST FORGOT THE DOING-THE-SPELL PART. 303 00:17:12,271 --> 00:17:14,146 THAT ISN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL. 304 00:17:14,146 --> 00:17:18,230 I KNOW. I-- I'VE BEEN OFF. 305 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,771 I...I EVEN TRIED TO DO A SPELL LAST NIGHT. 306 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:22,354 TO HAVE MY WILL DONE? 307 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:25,187 I WAS HOPING IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 308 00:17:25,187 --> 00:17:27,230 BUT IT JUST WENT KABLOOEY. 309 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,563 A SPELL? I DON'T THINK IT'S WISE 310 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:29,646 FOR YOU TO BE DOING THAT ALONE RIGHT NOW. 311 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:31,604 YOUR ENERGY'S TOO UNFOCUSED. 312 00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:36,021 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. I SAID--I SAID I WAS OFF, NOT INCOMPETENT. 313 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,646 I ONLY MEANT THAT YOU'RE GRIEVING, 314 00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,229 AND IT MIGHT BE WISE IF YOU TOOK A BREAK 315 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,896 FROM DOING SPELLS WITHOUT SUPERVISION. 316 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,396 SO I GET PUNISHED 'CAUSE I'M IN PAIN? 317 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,271 IT'S NOT PUNISHMENT. I'M ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE-- 318 00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:49,062 OH, YOU CARE. YEAH. EVERYBODY CARES. 319 00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:52,396 BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE INCONVENIENCED. 320 00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:55,604 YOU ALL WANT ME TO TAKE THE TIME AND GO THROUGH THE PAIN 321 00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:58,104 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 322 00:17:58,104 --> 00:17:59,312 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 323 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,521 ISN'T IT? 324 00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:01,896 'CAUSE I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, 325 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,230 AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS. 326 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:07,604 AND I SEE HOW YOU COULD FEEL THAT WAY. I DO-- 327 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,021 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU SAY YOU DO, 328 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,312 BUT YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 329 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:14,896 UM... 330 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:17,312 OH. SORRY. 331 00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:18,229 UM... 332 00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:21,438 SORRY. UM...PERHAPS 333 00:18:21,438 --> 00:18:23,229 I'D BETTER BE GOING. 334 00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:26,062 UH...LET'S, UM... 335 00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:27,438 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 336 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,354 OH! SORRY. 337 00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:35,396 SO SORRY. 338 00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:42,312 "ENEMY, ENEMY... 339 00:18:42,312 --> 00:18:45,021 BE NOW QUIET." 340 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:47,729 YOU KNOW...I'M NOT TOO KEEN ABOUT THIS SPELL STUFF. 341 00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:50,104 TENDS TO BE A BIT UNPREDICTABLE. 342 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:52,271 YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER. 343 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,438 UM... 344 00:18:54,438 --> 00:18:56,312 "LET YOUR DECEITFUL TONGUE BE..." 345 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:57,312 UH... 346 00:18:57,312 --> 00:18:58,312 UH... 347 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,230 "BE... 348 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,062 BROKEN." 349 00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:04,188 UH... 350 00:19:04,188 --> 00:19:05,104 "LET NO... 351 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,438 "UNTRUTHS BE... 352 00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:10,521 SPOKEN." 353 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,104 HEY. 354 00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:18,688 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 355 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:19,855 HMM? OH, NOTHING. 356 00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:22,021 JUST, UH, AN ASH IN MY EYE. 357 00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:28,271 WELL. I WON'T HAVE YOU DOIN' MOJO ON ME 358 00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,062 IF YOU CAN'T READ PROPERLY. 359 00:19:30,062 --> 00:19:32,771 YOU COULD TURN ME INTO A STINK BEETLE OR WHAT ALL. 360 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,479 THAT WOULD BE A GENEROUS ENDING FOR YOU, SPIKE. 361 00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:39,187 OHHH! 362 00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:46,855 I MEAN, I'M GOING THROUGH SOMETHING, 363 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:50,521 I JUST DON'T SEE WHY HE WAS GETTING DOWN ON ME. 364 00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:53,771 GILES JUST WORRIES. SPELLS CAN BE DANGEROUS. 365 00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:55,563 DOESN'T MEAN HE THINKS THAT YOU'RE A BAD WITCH. 366 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,938 I AM A BAD WITCH. 367 00:19:57,938 --> 00:19:59,563 NO, YOU'RE A GOOD WITCH. 368 00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:02,938 I'M NOT KIDDING ANYONE. IF I HAD ANY REAL POWER, 369 00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:05,229 I COULD'VE MADE OZ STAY WITH ME. 370 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:07,438 WILLOW, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED HIM TO HAVE STAYED-- 371 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:10,771 AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO DO THIS SPELL ON VERUCA. 372 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:14,438 MY "I WILL IT SO" SPELL WENT NOWHERE. 373 00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:17,980 THE ONLY REAL WITCH HERE IS FUZZY LITTLE AMY. 374 00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:21,855 I THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 375 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:24,896 SHE'S GOT ACCESS TO POWERS I CAN'T EVEN INVOKE. 376 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:27,938 I MEAN, FIRST SHE'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL GIRL... 377 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,479 THEN, POOF... SHE'S A RAT. 378 00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:35,813 I COULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 379 00:20:35,813 --> 00:20:37,521 [ Telephone Rings ] 380 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,438 HELLO. 381 00:20:43,521 --> 00:20:45,396 UH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 382 00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:48,229 SPIKE ESCAPED. 383 00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:49,146 AND YOU'RE GOING? 384 00:20:49,146 --> 00:20:50,271 NOW? 385 00:20:51,396 --> 00:20:53,521 SORRY. DUTY THING. 386 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,187 WELL...I MEAN, WHAT'S THE RUSH? 387 00:20:56,187 --> 00:20:57,855 SPIKE CAN'T HURT ANYONE, RIGHT? 388 00:20:57,855 --> 00:21:00,521 AND I FIGURED SINCE I'M KINDA GRIEVY, 389 00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,855 WE COULD, UH, YOU KNOW, HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT, 390 00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:05,438 YOU KNOW, EAT SUNDAES AND WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS, 391 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:09,146 AND YOU CAN TELL ME HOW AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE DIABETES. 392 00:21:09,146 --> 00:21:12,396 WIL, I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU UNTIL I GET SPIKE BACK TO GILES. 393 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,438 YOU KNOW THAT. I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 394 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,021 I PROMISE. 395 00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:22,146 I DON'T SEE THE BIG. HE'S PROBABLY JUST STANDING OUT THERE. 396 00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,521 YOU'LL FIND HIM IN 2 SECONDS. 397 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,146 [ Sighs ] 398 00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:31,521 I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA TAKE LONGER. 399 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:32,521 ME, TOO. 400 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:35,062 I MUST'VE GOT... 401 00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:36,187 TURNED AROUND. 402 00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:39,604 HANG--HANG ON. THIS-- 403 00:21:40,771 --> 00:21:42,187 THIS IS IT. 404 00:21:42,187 --> 00:21:43,187 WAIT. 405 00:21:44,354 --> 00:21:45,563 NO. 406 00:21:45,563 --> 00:21:46,563 YES. 407 00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:47,980 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 408 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,980 THE LAB. COMMANDO LAB. 409 00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:53,688 THE DOOR WAS RIGHT HERE WHERE I ESCAPED. 410 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:54,855 I DON'T THINK SO. 411 00:21:57,688 --> 00:21:59,688 OPEN UP! 412 00:21:59,688 --> 00:22:01,312 I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 413 00:22:01,312 --> 00:22:03,604 SPIKE, THERE'S NOTHING THERE. LET ME IN! 414 00:22:03,604 --> 00:22:05,521 FIX ME. 415 00:22:05,521 --> 00:22:06,688 OKAY, DROP THE ACT. 416 00:22:06,688 --> 00:22:08,021 GET OFF ME! 417 00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:10,187 OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA GAG YOU. 418 00:22:10,187 --> 00:22:11,604 OHHHH! 419 00:22:11,604 --> 00:22:13,062 OHHHH! OHH! 420 00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:22,980 HEY! WATCH IT! 421 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,980 ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, AND I SWEAR-- 422 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,813 SWEAR WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING TO ME. 423 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,187 YOU DON'T HAVE THE STONES. 424 00:22:29,187 --> 00:22:33,021 OH, I GOT THE STONES. I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF-- 425 00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:34,021 STONES. 426 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,980 YEAH? YOU'RE ALL TALK. 427 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,646 GILES! 428 00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:40,688 I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SPIKE! 429 00:22:40,688 --> 00:22:42,396 THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? 430 00:22:42,396 --> 00:22:44,604 UH...JUST A MINUTE. 431 00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:46,938 I MEAN, I'M GOING THROUGH SOMETHING, 432 00:22:46,938 --> 00:22:48,438 AND YOU'D THINK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 433 00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:51,104 BUFFY WOULD MAKE BEST FRIENDS A PRIORITY. 434 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,980 YOU KNOW, WIL, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE COULD JUST LET SPIKE GO. 435 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,438 I GET THIS SPELL REVERSED, 436 00:22:57,438 --> 00:23:00,021 THEY'LL BE FINDING YOUR BODY FOR WEEKS. 437 00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:01,896 OH, MAKE A MOVE. 438 00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:05,187 PLEASE. I'M DYING FOR A GOOD SLAY. 439 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:09,271 SPIKE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME. I GET IT. 440 00:23:09,271 --> 00:23:11,646 BUFFY'S GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE COMMANDOS. 441 00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:13,563 RIGHT NOW, SHE NEEDS SPIKE. 442 00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:17,438 WELL, FINE. WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST GO MARRY HIM? 443 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:21,688 IF THE TWO OF YOU COULD REMAIN...CIVIL... 444 00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:23,479 LONG ENOUGH TO, UH--TO-- 445 00:23:23,479 --> 00:23:25,855 IT'S JUST SO SUDDEN. 446 00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:28,312 I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 447 00:23:28,312 --> 00:23:30,438 JUST SAY YES... 448 00:23:30,438 --> 00:23:33,021 AND MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH. 449 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:34,980 OH, SPIKE... 450 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,563 OF COURSE IT'S YES! 451 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:48,021 GILES! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENED! 452 00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,271 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. 453 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,938 I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SEE IT RIGHT NOW, 454 00:24:01,938 --> 00:24:04,271 BUT EVERYTHING YOU'RE FEELING IS BECAUSE OF YOU AND OZ, 455 00:24:04,271 --> 00:24:07,146 NOT BECAUSE OF BUFFY AND ME OR ANYBODY. 456 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,938 BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL MEET SOMEBODY ELSE, AND IT'LL BE BETTER. 457 00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:12,563 YEAH, 'CAUSE MOST RELATIONSHIPS ARE GREAT 458 00:24:12,563 --> 00:24:14,146 AND TROUBLE-FREE. 459 00:24:14,146 --> 00:24:15,396 I DON'T THINK SO. 460 00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:17,563 I THINK WE'RE ALL DOOMED TO BADNESS. 461 00:24:17,563 --> 00:24:19,563 WE'RE NOT DOOMED. OH, YEAH? 462 00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,646 LET'S LOOK AT YOUR BIO. 463 00:24:21,646 --> 00:24:23,479 INSECT LADY... 464 00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:24,646 MUMMY GIRL... 465 00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,021 ANYA. 466 00:24:26,021 --> 00:24:27,938 YOU'RE A... DEMON MAGNET. 467 00:24:29,062 --> 00:24:30,771 HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 468 00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:31,896 WILLOW... 469 00:24:31,896 --> 00:24:33,479 IT'S...IT'S ME. 470 00:24:33,479 --> 00:24:36,062 UH, SOMETHING'S HAPPENED. I--I NEED YOUR HELP. 471 00:24:36,062 --> 00:24:38,771 I--I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL. 472 00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:41,479 E-EVERYTHING'S BLURRED. 473 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,813 I--I'M CERTAIN IT'S-- IT'S A SPELL OF SOME KIND 474 00:24:43,813 --> 00:24:45,813 BECAUSE, UM...WELL... 475 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,104 IT--IT... 476 00:24:47,104 --> 00:24:50,146 IT SEEMS... SOMETHING ELSE 477 00:24:50,146 --> 00:24:51,729 IS GOING WRONG. 478 00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:54,813 HERE YOU GO. 98.6. 479 00:24:57,688 --> 00:24:58,813 HORRIBLY WRONG. 480 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:02,646 OHHH...THERE'S SO MUCH TO DECIDE-- 481 00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:05,813 CEREMONY, GUESTS, RECEPTION. 482 00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:09,771 WELL, FIRST THING, I'D SAY WE'RE NOT HAVING A CHURCH WEDDING. 483 00:25:09,771 --> 00:25:11,438 HOW ABOUT A DAYTIME CEREMONY... 484 00:25:11,438 --> 00:25:13,062 IN THE PARK? 485 00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:16,771 FABULOUS. ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON WITH A BIG PILE OF DUST. 486 00:25:16,771 --> 00:25:19,688 [ Buffy ] UNDER THE TREES. INDIRECT SUNLIGHT ONLY. 487 00:25:19,688 --> 00:25:22,396 A WARM SPRING BREEZE TOSSES THE LEAVES ASIDE, 488 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,813 AND AGAIN YOU'RE REGISTERING 489 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,229 AS MR. AND MRS. BIG PILE OF DUST. 490 00:25:26,229 --> 00:25:28,229 STOP IT! THIS IS OUR WEDDING, 491 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,229 AND YOU'RE TREATING IT LIKE A BIG JOKE. 492 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,813 OH. POUTY. 493 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:35,271 LOOK AT THAT LIP. GONNA GET IT. 494 00:25:35,271 --> 00:25:36,855 GONNA...GET IT. 495 00:25:36,855 --> 00:25:38,521 [ Chuckling ] 496 00:25:38,521 --> 00:25:40,479 OH...STOP. 497 00:25:40,479 --> 00:25:41,563 [ Both Chuckling ] 498 00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:42,855 YES. PLEASE STOP. 499 00:25:44,855 --> 00:25:47,438 [ Chuckling ] GILES, DID YOU SEE MY RING? 500 00:25:47,438 --> 00:25:51,146 THANKFULLY, NOT VERY WELL. 501 00:25:57,146 --> 00:26:00,688 I'M NOT CRAZY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T APPROVE. 502 00:26:00,688 --> 00:26:03,771 AND MY FATHER'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY. I MEAN, HE COULD-- 503 00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:08,062 BUT THIS DAY'S ABOUT FAMILY. 504 00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:10,396 MY REAL FAMILY. 505 00:26:13,646 --> 00:26:17,146 AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE THE ONE TO GIVE ME AWAY. 506 00:26:17,146 --> 00:26:19,146 OH...BUFFY... 507 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:21,230 THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S SO-- 508 00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,688 UH...OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 509 00:26:24,688 --> 00:26:25,938 THIS IS NONSENSE. 510 00:26:25,938 --> 00:26:29,187 SOMETHING IS MAKING... YOU ACT THIS WAY. 511 00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:30,813 DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 512 00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:34,604 LIVING THE DREAM. 513 00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:37,813 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A BIT OF TIME TO GET USED TO IT, PET. 514 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,563 THEY ALL WILL. BUT YOU GUYS WEREN'T CRAZY 515 00:26:40,563 --> 00:26:42,646 ABOUT ANGEL AT FIRST, EITHER. YOU WEREN'T GONNA SAY THAT NAME. 516 00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:45,604 SORRY. 517 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,229 UH..,WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GONNA REGISTER? 518 00:26:48,229 --> 00:26:49,938 WHERE WOULD ANGEL LIKE TO REGISTER? 519 00:26:49,938 --> 00:26:51,896 AND CAN WE HAVE THE PHOTOGRAPHER ANGEL WOULD'VE WANTED 520 00:26:51,896 --> 00:26:53,938 AND, UH, FLOWERS ANGEL WOULD'VE LIKED? 521 00:26:53,938 --> 00:26:58,646 HEY! YOU THINK I DON'T LIVE WITH THE SHADOW OF DRUSILLA OVER MY HEAD? 522 00:26:58,646 --> 00:27:00,855 THAT I'M WONDERING IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THINKING OF HER 523 00:27:00,855 --> 00:27:04,855 ON OUR HONEYMOON WHEN YOU'RE MAKING SWEET LOVE TO ME? 524 00:27:09,146 --> 00:27:10,229 [ Clattering ] 525 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,479 MMM--GILES, ARE YOU OKAY? 526 00:27:14,604 --> 00:27:16,104 I RATHER THINK NOT. 527 00:27:17,146 --> 00:27:18,896 I--I SEEM TO BE RATHER-- RATH-- 528 00:27:21,021 --> 00:27:22,688 RATHER...BLIND. 529 00:27:22,688 --> 00:27:24,438 COMPLETELY, IN FACT. 530 00:27:25,855 --> 00:27:28,604 WHAT? H-HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? 531 00:27:30,688 --> 00:27:31,938 A SPELL, I BELIEVE. 532 00:27:31,938 --> 00:27:34,062 WELL...WE'LL FIX IT. DON'T WORRY. 533 00:27:34,062 --> 00:27:37,021 WHAT YOU WANT IS A GENERAL REVERSAL SPELL. 534 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:38,938 GONNA NEED SUPPLIES. 535 00:27:38,938 --> 00:27:41,062 ARE YOU... HELPING ME? 536 00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:43,896 WELL, IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE MY FATHER-IN-LAW, ISN'T IT? 537 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,271 SEE? THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE. 538 00:27:46,271 --> 00:27:47,938 SPIKE'LL EVEN TAKE CARE OF YOU 539 00:27:47,938 --> 00:27:49,980 WHILE I'M AT THE MAGIC SHOP. 540 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,563 OH. 541 00:27:51,563 --> 00:27:52,980 FROM NOW ON... 542 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,312 WE'RE A FAMILY. 543 00:27:55,312 --> 00:27:57,021 MMM. 544 00:27:57,021 --> 00:27:58,646 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 545 00:27:58,646 --> 00:27:59,980 I--I HAVE MORE SCOTCH. 546 00:28:23,604 --> 00:28:24,604 HEY, BUFFY. 547 00:28:25,896 --> 00:28:27,688 WHAT'S UP? 548 00:28:27,688 --> 00:28:28,896 RILEY, LOOK. 549 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,813 AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL? 550 00:28:30,813 --> 00:28:33,146 UH...YEAH. 551 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,354 THEY'RE NICE. 552 00:28:34,354 --> 00:28:36,354 A LITTLE DRESSY, MAYBE...FOR SCHOOL, 553 00:28:36,354 --> 00:28:37,813 BUT-- 554 00:28:39,438 --> 00:28:40,563 RILEY. 555 00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:41,688 BUFFY. 556 00:28:42,729 --> 00:28:44,479 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 557 00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:46,813 I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME. 558 00:28:46,813 --> 00:28:48,813 AND IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT-- 559 00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,021 DIFFERENT THAN WHAT? 560 00:28:52,604 --> 00:28:55,312 I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT WE CAN ALWAYS BE FRIENDS. 561 00:28:55,312 --> 00:28:57,896 AND I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO BE THERE ON THE DAY. 562 00:28:57,896 --> 00:28:59,396 THE DAY WHEN-- 563 00:28:59,396 --> 00:29:00,312 THE WEDDING. 564 00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:01,396 THE WEDDING. 565 00:29:01,396 --> 00:29:02,479 WHAT WEDDING? 566 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,438 MY WEDDING. I'M GETTING MARRIED. 567 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:05,855 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 568 00:29:05,855 --> 00:29:08,521 I DON'T THINK "NO" IS A STRONG ENOUGH WORD. 569 00:29:08,521 --> 00:29:10,104 I KNOW! IT'S CRAZY. 570 00:29:10,104 --> 00:29:12,813 I MEAN, WE FOUGHT FOR ALL THESE YEARS, 571 00:29:12,813 --> 00:29:14,271 AND THEN... 572 00:29:14,271 --> 00:29:16,230 SOMETIMES YOU JUST... 573 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:19,187 LOOK AT SOMEONE, AND... YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW? 574 00:29:19,187 --> 00:29:20,563 NO. I THINK MAYBE 575 00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:22,271 WE FOUGHT BECAUSE WE COULDN'T ADMIT 576 00:29:22,271 --> 00:29:24,813 HOW WE REALLY FELT ABOUT EACH OTHER. 577 00:29:24,813 --> 00:29:26,563 CAN WE START AGAIN? 578 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:29,479 YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM. WELL...NOBODY REALLY LIKES HIM. 579 00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:31,312 I JUST NEED TO CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP. 580 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,729 I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE HIM. BUFFY. 581 00:29:33,729 --> 00:29:36,062 BUT...I LOVE HIM. 582 00:29:36,062 --> 00:29:37,396 I DO. 583 00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:38,563 WHO? 584 00:29:38,563 --> 00:29:39,855 WHAT? 585 00:29:39,855 --> 00:29:40,938 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 586 00:29:40,938 --> 00:29:42,187 WHO? THE GROOM? 587 00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:43,813 SPIKE. 588 00:29:43,813 --> 00:29:45,271 THAT'S A NAME? DON'T BE MAD. 589 00:29:45,271 --> 00:29:46,813 I'M NOT MAD. NO, YOU ARE MAD. 590 00:29:46,813 --> 00:29:49,062 NO, I AM! I, UM... I REALLY-- 591 00:29:50,563 --> 00:29:53,563 WOW. UH... WHO IS THIS GUY? DOES HE GO HERE? 592 00:29:53,563 --> 00:29:56,312 SPIKE? OH, NO. HE'S TOTALLY OLD. 593 00:29:56,312 --> 00:29:59,396 OLD. WELL...NOT AS OLD AS MY LAST BOYFRIEND WAS. 594 00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:00,855 OKAY. 595 00:30:01,813 --> 00:30:03,813 IT'S LATE. 596 00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:06,229 AND I'M... I'M VERY TIRED NOW, 597 00:30:06,229 --> 00:30:09,521 SO...I'M JUST GONNA GO FAR AWAY 598 00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:11,146 AND BE... 599 00:30:11,146 --> 00:30:12,438 AWAY. 600 00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:13,563 BUT-- 601 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,187 NO. 602 00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:16,187 STAY. 603 00:30:22,771 --> 00:30:25,479 THEY'RE RUINING MY HAPPY DAY. 604 00:30:25,479 --> 00:30:28,938 THAT'S OKAY, MOM. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE SNACKS. 605 00:30:28,938 --> 00:30:30,688 I LIKED THOSE FRUIT ROLL-UPS. 606 00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:33,146 SHUSH. I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER CLEAR OUT. 607 00:30:33,146 --> 00:30:37,438 BESIDES, JUST THINK OF MY LIPS AS THE FRUIT ROLL-UPS OF LOVE. 608 00:30:38,896 --> 00:30:41,604 OKAY, THAT WAS GROSS. 609 00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,187 I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 610 00:30:43,187 --> 00:30:44,938 WILLOW WAS REALLY UPSET. 611 00:30:44,938 --> 00:30:47,187 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HER GO AWAY MAD. 612 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,438 REGAINING FOCUS. [ Chuckles ] 613 00:30:58,438 --> 00:31:02,062 WE JUST GOT RID OF YOUR MOM. LET'S NOT BRING WILLOW INTO THIS. 614 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:04,354 IT'S TIME FOR JUST THE TWO OF US. 615 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,729 NO! NO! SERPARVO DEMON! 616 00:31:22,729 --> 00:31:24,187 DROWNING IS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL IT. 617 00:31:35,146 --> 00:31:36,604 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?! 618 00:31:39,438 --> 00:31:41,813 [ Humming The Wedding March ] 619 00:31:48,729 --> 00:31:53,771 SO THE PLAN IS TO CURE MY TOTAL INCAPACITATING BLINDNESS TOMORROW, IS IT? 620 00:31:53,771 --> 00:31:55,980 THEY WERE OUT OF TAGGIS ROOT AT THE MAGIC SHOP. 621 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,271 THEY'LL HAVE MORE TOMORROW. 622 00:31:57,271 --> 00:31:59,563 I'M COMPLETELY ON TOP OF IT. 623 00:31:59,563 --> 00:32:01,563 AREN'T THEY A PERFECT LITTLE US? 624 00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:05,271 I DON'T LIKE HIM. HE'S INSIPID... CLEARLY HUMAN. 625 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,021 OOH. RED PAINT. 626 00:32:07,021 --> 00:32:10,438 WE COULD SMEAR A LITTLE ON THE MOUTH. THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. 627 00:32:10,438 --> 00:32:12,187 THAT'S MY GIRL. 628 00:32:14,479 --> 00:32:16,312 STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! 629 00:32:16,312 --> 00:32:18,438 I CAN HEAR THE SMACKING. 630 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:22,146 OH...HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE INVITATIONS. 631 00:32:22,146 --> 00:32:24,855 NOW, DO YOU WANT TO BE "WILLIAM THE BLOODY"... 632 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,688 OR JUST SPIKE? 633 00:32:26,688 --> 00:32:29,229 'CAUSE EITHER WAY, IT'S GONNA LOOK MAJORLY WEIRD. 634 00:32:29,229 --> 00:32:33,312 WHEREAS THE NAME "BUFFY" GIVES IT THAT TOUCH OF CLASSIC ELEGANCE. 635 00:32:33,312 --> 00:32:34,646 WHAT'S WRONG WITH "BUFFY"? 636 00:32:34,646 --> 00:32:36,521 OH...SUCH A GOOD QUESTION. 637 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:37,938 WELL, IT'S A TERRIBLE NAME. 638 00:32:37,938 --> 00:32:39,604 MY MOTHER GAVE ME THAT NAME. 639 00:32:39,604 --> 00:32:41,646 YOUR MOTHER. YEAH, SHE'S A GENIUS. 640 00:32:41,646 --> 00:32:43,896 DON'T YOU START IN ON MY MOTHER. 641 00:32:45,271 --> 00:32:47,604 BOARD UP THE WINDOWS! BARRICADE THE DOORS! 642 00:32:47,604 --> 00:32:49,229 UH...WHAT'S GOING ON? 643 00:32:49,229 --> 00:32:51,312 DEMONS. THEY KEEP COMING AND COMING. 644 00:32:51,312 --> 00:32:53,438 I THINK WE LOST THEM, BUT I COULDN'T SEE. 645 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,312 SPIKE! HE'S ALL UNTIED! 646 00:32:56,312 --> 00:32:57,688 WHICH YOU PROBABLY NOTICED. 647 00:32:57,688 --> 00:33:00,271 XANDER, CALM DOWN, OKAY? IF YOU LOST THEM, 648 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,104 THAT'LL GIVE US SOME TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 649 00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:04,271 MAYBE THE DEMONS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH GILES BEING BLIND. 650 00:33:04,271 --> 00:33:06,271 GILES IS BLIND? 651 00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:09,604 STOP...WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 652 00:33:09,604 --> 00:33:11,646 YOU--YOU SMELL LIKE FRUIT ROLL-UPS. 653 00:33:11,646 --> 00:33:14,604 THIS IS THE CRACK TEAM THAT FOILS MY EVERY PLAN? 654 00:33:14,604 --> 00:33:16,187 I AM DEEPLY SHAMED. 655 00:33:16,187 --> 00:33:19,104 SPIKE'S RIGHT. WE REALLY SHOULD GET ORGANIZED. 656 00:33:19,104 --> 00:33:21,271 WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HANDS? 657 00:33:23,229 --> 00:33:25,438 THEY HAVE TO HEAR IT SOONER OR LATER. 658 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,855 SPIKE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 659 00:33:27,855 --> 00:33:29,229 HOW?! 660 00:33:29,229 --> 00:33:30,312 WHAT?! 661 00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:31,688 HOW?! 662 00:33:31,688 --> 00:33:33,604 3 EXCELLENT QUESTIONS. 663 00:33:33,604 --> 00:33:35,146 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 664 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,312 THE MAN I LOVE. 665 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:43,396 CAN I BE BLIND, TOO? 666 00:33:45,271 --> 00:33:46,187 WAIT. 667 00:33:46,187 --> 00:33:47,855 MARRIED. 668 00:33:47,855 --> 00:33:50,896 I KNOW SOMETHIN'. WHAT IS IT? 669 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,187 EVERYTHING'S SO FAMILIAR. 670 00:33:53,187 --> 00:33:54,813 WORK, BRAIN, WORK. 671 00:33:56,104 --> 00:33:57,855 OH! OH! WILLOW! 672 00:33:59,312 --> 00:34:01,563 MMM! WHAT ABOUT-- MMM--WILLOW? HONEY, GET OFF. 673 00:34:01,563 --> 00:34:04,896 SOMETHING ABOUT WILLOW AND HER GRIEFY "POOR ME" MOOD SWINGS. 674 00:34:04,896 --> 00:34:06,729 SO, SO TIRED OF IT. 675 00:34:06,729 --> 00:34:09,354 YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE ABOUT HER ANYMORE? 676 00:34:09,354 --> 00:34:11,479 WE'RE ALL TIRED OF IT, BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT'S GOING ON? 677 00:34:11,479 --> 00:34:13,855 SHE TOLD ME I WAS A DEMON MAGNET 678 00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:15,896 AND--AND YOU TWO SHOULD GET MARRIED. 679 00:34:15,896 --> 00:34:17,813 AND THAT I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 680 00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:19,438 SHE DID A SPELL. 681 00:34:19,438 --> 00:34:22,062 YES. TO HAVE HER WILL DONE. 682 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:23,855 WHATEVER SHE SAYS IS COMING TRUE. 683 00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:25,896 AND YOU BOTH WERE AFFECTED! 684 00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:28,271 I PROBABLY ONLY ESCAPED BECAUSE I'M THE SLAYER. 685 00:34:28,271 --> 00:34:30,938 SOME KIND OF NATURAL IMMUNITY. 686 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,187 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU'RE MARRYING SPIKE 687 00:34:32,187 --> 00:34:33,980 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 688 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,229 XANDER! 689 00:34:35,229 --> 00:34:36,438 THAT'S IT. 690 00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:38,646 YOU'RE OFF THE USHER LIST. 691 00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:41,146 P-PEOPLE, WILLOW IS OUT THERE, AND SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. 692 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:42,980 WE GOTTA FIND HER. 693 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:44,771 BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS REALLY HURT. 694 00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:45,771 [ Crash ] 695 00:34:53,354 --> 00:34:54,438 YAAHH! 696 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:02,855 [ Xander ] WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COME? 697 00:35:02,855 --> 00:35:05,230 XANDER, SPIKE IS GONNA BE MY HUSBAND. I WANT HIM INCLUDED. 698 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:07,396 I AGREE WITH XANDER HERE. 699 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,146 SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T US. 700 00:35:09,146 --> 00:35:11,521 SPIKE, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. BESIDES, IT'S KIND OF MY JOB. 701 00:35:11,521 --> 00:35:12,729 FOR NOW. 702 00:35:12,729 --> 00:35:14,855 WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO STOP WORKING? 703 00:35:14,855 --> 00:35:17,479 LET'S SEE. DO I WANT YOU TO GIVE UP KILLING MY FRIENDS? 704 00:35:17,479 --> 00:35:19,230 YEAH. I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT. 705 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,271 THIS WAS BURNED. 706 00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:25,896 D'HOFFRYN. BASTARD. HE'S OPENED A PORTAL HERE. 707 00:35:25,896 --> 00:35:26,896 WHO? 708 00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:29,187 [ Spike ] OOH. FLUFFY. 709 00:35:29,187 --> 00:35:32,229 WEAR THIS TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER, AND THE WHOLE THING'S OFF. 710 00:35:32,229 --> 00:35:33,896 SHUT UP, HONEY. 711 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:37,146 D'HOFFRYN. HE MADE ME A DEMON 1,120 YEARS AGO. 712 00:35:37,146 --> 00:35:39,312 WHY WOULD HE ATTACK WILLOW? 713 00:35:39,312 --> 00:35:40,938 [ Anya ] I DON'T BELIEVE HE DID. 714 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:44,187 YOU HAVE MUCH ANGER AND PAIN. 715 00:35:44,187 --> 00:35:47,271 YOUR MAGIC IS STRONG, BUT YOUR PAIN... 716 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:51,104 IT'S LIKE A SCREAM THAT PIERCES DIMENSIONAL WALLS. 717 00:35:51,104 --> 00:35:52,980 WE HEARD YOUR CALL. 718 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,187 I'M SORRY. 719 00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,980 I--I'LL TRY FOR A... QUIET RAGE. 720 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,062 BYE. 721 00:36:00,229 --> 00:36:03,479 OUR INTENTION IS NOT TO QUASH YOUR POTENTIAL. 722 00:36:03,479 --> 00:36:05,021 QUITE THE CONTRARY. 723 00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:11,438 I'D BEEN DUMPED. I WAS MISERABLE. 724 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:12,729 DOING A FEW VENGEANCE SPELLS. 725 00:36:12,729 --> 00:36:14,813 BOILS ON THE PENIS. NOTHING FANCY. 726 00:36:14,813 --> 00:36:17,230 PLEASE SKIP AHEAD. 727 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,354 D'HOFFRYN GOT WITH ME. HE OFFERED TO ELEVATE ME. 728 00:36:19,354 --> 00:36:20,438 MEANING? 729 00:36:20,438 --> 00:36:22,021 THEY MADE ME A DEMON. 730 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:24,479 OH, GOD. WILLOW. BUT YOU CAN SUMMON THIS GUY 731 00:36:24,479 --> 00:36:26,521 FROM HIS CRYPT, RIGHT? YOU CAN MAKE HIM STOP-- OH, MY GOD! 732 00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:27,938 WOULDN'T THIS BE A PERFECT PLACE FOR PICTURES? 733 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,230 I'M NOT POSING FOR CHUFF-ALL. 734 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,146 HEY. DEMON. 735 00:36:36,604 --> 00:36:38,312 OKAY, LISTEN. 736 00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:41,187 NOW, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS WITHOUT DESTROYING THE FOLIAGE. 737 00:36:58,021 --> 00:36:58,938 LET'S GO! 738 00:37:07,855 --> 00:37:08,855 THIS WAY! 739 00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:19,688 BLESSED BE IN THE NAME OF D'HOFFRYN. 740 00:37:19,688 --> 00:37:21,646 LET THIS SPACE BE NOW A GATEWAY 741 00:37:21,646 --> 00:37:23,312 TO THE WORLD OF ARASHMAHARR 742 00:37:23,312 --> 00:37:24,813 WHERE DEMONS ARE SPAWNED. 743 00:37:24,813 --> 00:37:27,813 THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU BROUGHT UPON THOSE YOU LOVE 744 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,521 HAS BEEN INSPIRED. 745 00:37:29,521 --> 00:37:32,563 YOU ARE READY TO JOIN US HERE IN ARASHMAHARR. 746 00:37:32,563 --> 00:37:33,813 PAIN? 747 00:37:33,813 --> 00:37:35,312 WHAT PAIN? 748 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:38,104 BUFFY! 749 00:37:38,104 --> 00:37:39,646 WE'RE NOT DOIN' WELL HERE! 750 00:37:39,646 --> 00:37:41,563 WE COME IN SUPPLICATION. 751 00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:44,729 WE BEND AS THE REED IN THE FLOW OF A-- 752 00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:47,479 NO, WAIT. WE, UH... WE COME IN THE FLOW OF A... 753 00:37:47,479 --> 00:37:48,771 UHHH! 754 00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:51,813 BLESSED BE THE NAME OF D'HOFFRYN. 755 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:52,813 UHHH! 756 00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:56,396 THEY'RE STRONG, AND I CAN'T FIGHT. 757 00:37:56,396 --> 00:37:59,563 IF THEY GET IN, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN PROTECT YOU. 758 00:37:59,563 --> 00:38:00,896 YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ME? 759 00:38:00,896 --> 00:38:03,188 OH, NOT WITH THE GIRL-POWER BIT. 760 00:38:10,813 --> 00:38:12,729 ARRHH! 761 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:36,021 URRRHHH! 762 00:38:45,271 --> 00:38:48,271 OH, GOD! BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO! 763 00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:52,438 BUT YOU DID. THIS IS THE RESULT OF YOUR POWER. 764 00:38:52,438 --> 00:38:54,479 YOU WILL MAKE A FINE VENGEANCE DEMON. 765 00:38:54,479 --> 00:38:57,354 NO, PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO HELP THEM! 766 00:38:57,354 --> 00:38:59,021 IT IS NOT MY CONCERN. 767 00:39:00,354 --> 00:39:02,563 YOU ARE MY INTEREST IN THIS MATTER. 768 00:39:04,312 --> 00:39:07,729 REALLY. NO OFFENSE INTENDED. 769 00:39:07,729 --> 00:39:10,021 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN SUPER NICE AND EVERYTHING, 770 00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:12,354 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A DEMON. 771 00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:15,230 I--I JUST WANT TO GO BACK AND HELP MY FRIENDS. 772 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,563 THAT IS YOUR ANSWER? 773 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,021 IT--IT IS. 774 00:39:18,021 --> 00:39:20,354 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 775 00:39:22,062 --> 00:39:23,104 OH, WELL. 776 00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:25,688 HERE IS MY TALISMAN. 777 00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:28,230 YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, GIVE US A CHANT. 778 00:39:30,479 --> 00:39:32,021 UHHH! UHH! 779 00:39:40,354 --> 00:39:42,104 HONEY! 780 00:39:42,104 --> 00:39:43,104 UHHH. 781 00:39:43,104 --> 00:39:44,521 OH...SPIKE... 782 00:39:44,521 --> 00:39:45,938 ARE YOU OKAY? 783 00:39:46,938 --> 00:39:48,396 SLAYER. 784 00:39:53,438 --> 00:39:55,021 OHHHH! NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE! 785 00:40:02,438 --> 00:40:05,312 LET THE HEALING POWER BEGIN! 786 00:40:05,312 --> 00:40:07,604 LET MY WILL BE SAFE AGAIN. 787 00:40:07,604 --> 00:40:10,312 AS THESE WORDS OF PEACE ARE SPOKEN, 788 00:40:10,312 --> 00:40:12,771 LET THIS HARMFUL SPELL BE BROKEN. 789 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,312 OHHH... 790 00:40:24,312 --> 00:40:26,104 BLOODY HELL! 791 00:40:27,479 --> 00:40:30,729 UHHH! SPIKE LIPS! LIPS OF SPIKE! 792 00:40:38,563 --> 00:40:39,980 HI, GUYS. 793 00:40:44,104 --> 00:40:46,646 HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP MAKING THESE? 794 00:40:46,646 --> 00:40:50,187 OH...UNTIL I DON'T FEEL SO HORRIBLY GUILTY. 795 00:40:50,187 --> 00:40:52,521 I FIGURE ABOUT A MILLION CHIPS FROM NOW. 796 00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:56,021 ALSO, I HAVE TO DETAIL GILES'S CAR. 797 00:40:58,312 --> 00:40:59,646 TIME? 798 00:40:59,646 --> 00:41:01,521 UH-HUH. 5 PAST 2:00. 799 00:41:01,521 --> 00:41:02,688 CLEAR AS DAY. 800 00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:03,938 LOOK. COOKIES. 801 00:41:03,938 --> 00:41:06,438 A VERY NOT-EVIL THING I DID. OATMEAL? 802 00:41:08,396 --> 00:41:11,521 YES. VERY FUNNY. THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP. I CAN SEE THEM. 803 00:41:11,521 --> 00:41:13,312 I STILL NEED MY GLASSES. YOU COULD BE MORE SPECIFIC 804 00:41:13,312 --> 00:41:15,021 AND GIVE ME 20/20. 805 00:41:16,312 --> 00:41:18,521 EAT A COOKIE, EASE MY PAIN? 806 00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:22,688 MMM. BETTER. 807 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,104 WELL, BAKING LIFTS ABOUT 30% OF MY GUILT... 808 00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:28,980 BUT ONLY 7% OF MY INNER TURMOIL. 809 00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:30,980 GUESS THAT'LL JUST TAKE A WHILE. 810 00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:32,354 IT'LL HAPPEN. 811 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:35,479 DON'T I GET A COOKIE? 812 00:41:35,479 --> 00:41:36,563 NO. 813 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,354 WELL, I GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING. 814 00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:41,354 I STILL HAVE BUFFY TASTE IN MY MOUTH. 815 00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:43,771 YOU'RE A PIG, SPIKE. 816 00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:46,646 YEAH. WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WANTED 817 00:41:46,646 --> 00:41:49,187 WIND BENEATH MY WINGS FOR THE FIRST DANCE. 818 00:41:53,438 --> 00:41:55,271 THAT WAS THE SPELL. 819 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:06,146 DID I MENTION ABOUT THE SORRY PART? 820 00:42:06,146 --> 00:42:08,813 WE MAY BE INTO A FORGETTING SPELL LATER. 821 00:42:10,104 --> 00:42:13,271 I LOVED HIM. WE WERE BETROTHED. 822 00:42:13,271 --> 00:42:16,396 WELL, AT LEAST YOU WERE GETTING ALONG. 823 00:42:16,396 --> 00:42:19,021 BUT WE WEREN'T. IT WASN'T EVEN NICE. 824 00:42:19,021 --> 00:42:22,980 AND THE BAD BOY THING? OVER IT. OKAY? I TOTALLY GET IT. 825 00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:26,062 I'D BE REALLY HAPPY TO BE IN A NICE RELATIONSHIP 826 00:42:26,062 --> 00:42:28,729 WITH A DECENT, RELIABLE-- 827 00:42:28,729 --> 00:42:30,980 OH, MY GOD. RILEY THINKS I'M ENGAGED. 828 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,688 WHAT? RILEY. 829 00:42:32,688 --> 00:42:35,479 HE--HE--HE SAW ME. WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM? 830 00:42:35,479 --> 00:42:38,062 [ Chuckling ] YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS? 831 00:42:38,062 --> 00:42:40,187 WELL...NO. 832 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:43,729 UM-- YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS? 833 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:47,104 OH, GOD, PLEASE. I'M MARRYING A GUY NAMED SPIKE? 834 00:42:47,104 --> 00:42:50,271 MAYBE. WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER THAT LONG. 835 00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:52,187 NO. IT'S JUST... 836 00:42:52,187 --> 00:42:54,104 I SAW THAT FEAR IN YOUR EYES 837 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:56,187 WHEN YOU CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT WEDDING DRESSES, 838 00:42:56,187 --> 00:42:58,980 AND I HAD TO GIVE YOU A HARD TIME. 839 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:00,646 I DID NOT HAVE FEAR IN MY EYES. 840 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:03,229 YES, YOU DID. YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME 841 00:43:03,229 --> 00:43:05,271 LIKE I WAS A CARTOON BALL AND CHAIN. 842 00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:09,688 SO YOU DECIDED TO TELL ME YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 843 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:12,771 UH-HUH. 844 00:43:12,771 --> 00:43:14,771 SO...YOU'RE INSANE. 845 00:43:14,771 --> 00:43:16,146 UH-HUH. 846 00:43:17,646 --> 00:43:19,021 BUT YOU'RE STILL SINGLE. 847 00:43:19,938 --> 00:43:21,354 YES. 848 00:43:23,062 --> 00:43:26,729 OKAY, THEN. JUST ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF THE BUFFY PUZZLE. 849 00:43:28,479 --> 00:43:31,354 YOU REALLY HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN, RILEY. 850 00:43:36,771 --> 00:43:38,563 YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME. 851 00:44:23,813 --> 00:44:25,771 GRRR! ARRGH!