1 00:00:01,729 --> 00:00:03,646 I WAS THINKING OF ASKING OUT BUFFY. 2 00:00:03,646 --> 00:00:06,104 I'VE NEVER COURTED ANYONE LIKE BUFFY BEFORE. 3 00:00:06,104 --> 00:00:08,312 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET ANYONE LIKE BUFFY BEFORE. 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,563 UH, BUFFY-- 5 00:00:10,563 --> 00:00:12,855 [ Giles ] PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 6 00:00:14,396 --> 00:00:17,396 BIG BAD IS BACK, AND THIS TIME-- 7 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:19,980 - [ Electrical Surging ] - [ Grunts ] 8 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,688 THE SLAYER-- SET ME UP TOO! 9 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:28,938 [ Klaxon Blaring ] 10 00:00:28,938 --> 00:00:31,438 - SITUATION? - GENTLEMEN, SUIT UP. WE HAVE A CODE RED. 11 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:33,813 HOSTILE 17 HAS ESCAPED. 12 00:00:33,813 --> 00:00:36,229 FAIL TO RECAPTURE IT, AND EVERYTHING WE WORKED FOR-- 13 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:39,813 - THE INITIATIVE ITSELF-- COULD END TONIGHT. - NOBODY'S FAILING ON MY WATCH. 14 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:42,896 MY IMPLANT? THE IMPLANT WORKS. HOSTILE 17 CAN'T HARM... 15 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:45,688 ANY LIVING CREATURE IN ANY WAY WITHOUT INTENSE NEUROLOGICAL PAIN. 16 00:00:45,688 --> 00:00:48,271 YOU'RE A LITTLE PECULIAR. 17 00:00:48,271 --> 00:00:49,688 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 18 00:00:54,938 --> 00:00:56,479 [ Rustling ] 19 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:06,521 [ Rustling ] 20 00:01:09,479 --> 00:01:10,521 OH! 21 00:01:10,521 --> 00:01:11,604 LOOKING FOR ME? 22 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,187 HOLY--WHAT DO YOU WANT? 23 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:14,980 UHH! HEY! 24 00:01:18,396 --> 00:01:19,771 LOOK WHO'S HOME. 25 00:01:19,771 --> 00:01:21,062 SLAYER. 26 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:25,563 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM? 27 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,688 THINGS WERE GREAT BEFORE YOU CAME. 28 00:01:34,062 --> 00:01:36,563 AND THEY SAY ONE PERSON CAN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 29 00:02:56,438 --> 00:02:58,646 [ Dean Guerrero ] OF ALL THE DUTIES OF A DEAN, 30 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:02,688 ONE OF THE MOST PLEASANT IS TO SEE A COLLEAGUE REALIZE A DREAM. 31 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:04,312 LADIES, GENTLEMEN, STUDENTS, 32 00:03:04,312 --> 00:03:07,396 I PRESENT TO YOU PROFESSOR GERHARDT 33 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,187 OF THE ANTHROPOLOGY DEPARTMENT. 34 00:03:12,021 --> 00:03:14,396 WHEN I FIRST REALIZED 35 00:03:14,396 --> 00:03:16,229 WE WERE OUTGROWING OUR CURRENT CULTURAL CENTER, 36 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,813 I WAS CONCERNED. 37 00:03:17,813 --> 00:03:19,604 THEN I REALIZED 38 00:03:19,604 --> 00:03:21,229 IT WAS LIKE SEEING ONE'S CHILD GROW UP 39 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:22,479 AND MOVE ON TO BETTER THINGS. 40 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:24,187 IN THIS CASE, 41 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:27,271 A SPACIOUS NEW FACILITY TO BE BUILT ON THIS SITE... 42 00:03:27,271 --> 00:03:29,062 LOOK AT HIM. 43 00:03:29,062 --> 00:03:31,646 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO MASCULINE? 44 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,479 YOU MEAN GUERRERO OR HIS WIFE? 45 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,563 I THINK SHE MEANS... 46 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,855 OH. VERY MANLY. 47 00:03:37,855 --> 00:03:39,938 NOT AT ALL VILLAGE PEOPLE. 48 00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:42,688 SO MUCH SEXIER THAN THE OUTFIT FROM HIS LAST JOB. 49 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:45,855 OH, I MISS THE FREE HOT DOGS ON STICKS. 50 00:03:45,855 --> 00:03:50,729 I'M IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. 51 00:03:50,729 --> 00:03:52,688 AND THAT'S WHY IT'S APPROPRIATE 52 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:57,021 THAT THE GROUND-BREAKING FOR THE UC SUNNYDALE CULTURAL PARTNERSHIP CENTER 53 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:59,187 IS TAKING PLACE SO SOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING. 54 00:03:59,187 --> 00:04:01,521 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE MELTING POT IS ABOUT-- 55 00:04:01,521 --> 00:04:04,062 CONTRIBUTIONS FROM ALL CULTURES, 56 00:04:04,062 --> 00:04:07,230 MAKING OUR CULTURE STRONGER. 57 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,354 WHAT A LOAD OF HORSE HOOEY. 58 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:12,230 WE HAVE A COUNTERPOINT? 59 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,729 YEAH. THANKSGIVING ISN'T ABOUT BLENDING OF 2 CULTURES. 60 00:04:15,729 --> 00:04:17,938 IT'S ABOUT ONE CULTURE WIPING OUT ANOTHER. 61 00:04:17,938 --> 00:04:20,396 AND THEN THEY MAKE ANIMATED SPECIALS 62 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:23,563 ABOUT THE PART WHERE, WITH THE MAIZE AND THE BIG, BIG BELT BUCKLES. 63 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,855 THEY DON'T SHOW YOU THE NEXT SCENE, 64 00:04:24,855 --> 00:04:27,229 WHERE ALL THE BISON DIE 65 00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:29,896 AND SQUANTO TAKES A MUSKET BALL IN THE STOMACH. 66 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:33,104 OKAY. NOW, FOR SOME OF THAT, YOU WERE CHANNELING YOUR MOTHER? 67 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:35,354 WELL, YEAH, SORT OF. 68 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:39,521 THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING OR COLUMBUS DAY-- 69 00:04:39,521 --> 00:04:42,062 YOU KNOW, THE DESTRUCTION OF THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES. 70 00:04:42,062 --> 00:04:44,479 I KNOW IT SOUNDS A LITTLE OVERWROUGHT, 71 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:46,062 BUT REALLY, SHE'S...SHE'S RIGHT. 72 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:49,980 YEAH. I GUESS I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY. 73 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:52,271 WITH MOM AT AUNT DARLENE'S THIS YEAR, 74 00:04:52,271 --> 00:04:53,521 I'M NOT GETTING A THANKSGIVING. 75 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:55,688 MAYBE IT'S JUST AS WELL. 76 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:58,229 WELL, I THINK THAT'S A SHAME. 77 00:04:58,229 --> 00:04:59,855 I LOVE A RITUAL SACRIFICE. 78 00:04:59,855 --> 00:05:03,230 IT'S NOT REALLY A ONE OF THOSE. 79 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:05,688 TO COMMEMORATE A PAST EVENT, 80 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,438 YOU KILL AND EAT AN ANIMAL. 81 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:10,354 IT'S A RITUAL SACRIFICE, WITH PIE. 82 00:05:10,354 --> 00:05:13,229 ...AND THUS, A SYMBOLIC BEGINNING. 83 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:17,062 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 84 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:18,646 XANDER SAID HE WAS GOING TO DIG. 85 00:05:18,646 --> 00:05:20,604 I WANT TO SEE XANDER DIG. 86 00:05:20,604 --> 00:05:22,271 THAT PART'S JUST CEREMONIAL. 87 00:05:22,271 --> 00:05:23,187 WELL, IT BITES. 88 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:28,104 SHE'S NOT RIPPLING AT ALL. 89 00:05:38,396 --> 00:05:40,062 OH. LOOK, THERE HE GOES. 90 00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:42,062 [ Sigh ] 91 00:05:42,062 --> 00:05:43,771 LOOK AT HIM. 92 00:05:43,771 --> 00:05:46,521 VERY...DIGGY. 93 00:05:46,521 --> 00:05:48,604 SOON HE'LL BE SWEATING. 94 00:05:48,604 --> 00:05:52,104 I'M IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH HIM AGAIN. 95 00:05:52,104 --> 00:05:54,729 IMAGINARY XANDER IS QUITE THE MACHINE. 96 00:05:58,604 --> 00:06:00,229 UHH! 97 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,438 [ Man ] WHAT HAPPENED? 98 00:06:01,438 --> 00:06:02,855 OW. 99 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:05,688 [ Man ] HEY, BUDDY! YOU ALL RIGHT? 100 00:06:05,688 --> 00:06:07,896 [ Man ] HEY, DON'T MOVE! 101 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:10,229 I'M OKAY! 102 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:13,396 I'M, UH... I'M OKAY! 103 00:06:13,396 --> 00:06:15,271 [ Man ] ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET YOU SOME HELP. 104 00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:21,563 WHERE AM I OKAY? 105 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:51,146 WHILE THEY WERE PULLING XANDER OUT, 106 00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:54,688 I HEARD A COUPLE OF THE ANTHRO PROFESSORS TALKING ABOUT IT. 107 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:56,563 MAN, WERE THEY EXCITED. 108 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:58,688 IT'S THE OLD SUNNYDALE MISSION, 109 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:00,688 WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS LOST. 110 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,229 HUH? 111 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:04,021 IS THERE SOMETHING OUT THERE? 112 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:06,604 HMM? OH. NO. 113 00:07:06,604 --> 00:07:10,312 I'M SORRY. A LOST MISSION. 114 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:12,230 I MEAN, A HAIRBRUSH I CAN UNDERSTAND. 115 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:13,062 AND BY THE WAY, 116 00:07:13,062 --> 00:07:14,688 I WILL FIND THAT AND GET THAT BACK TO YOU. 117 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:16,521 BUT HOW DO YOU LOSE A MISSION? 118 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:19,230 HUGE EARTHQUAKE IN 1812. 119 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,479 EVERYONE JUST ASSUMED THE MISSION WAS LEVELED. 120 00:07:21,479 --> 00:07:23,771 INSTEAD, THEY BUILT RIGHT OVER IT. 121 00:07:23,771 --> 00:07:25,312 IT'S LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN THE THIRTIES 122 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,896 WITH THAT CHURCH THE MASTER WAS IN. 123 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,604 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WONDER WHAT ELSE IS THERE, 124 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:32,146 LIKE, RIGHT UNDER OUR FEET? 125 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:34,521 MOSTLY, I'VE JUST FOUND SEWERS FULL OF DEMONS. 126 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,187 OH, RIGHT. 127 00:07:38,521 --> 00:07:40,479 [ Whooping And Hollering ] 128 00:07:40,479 --> 00:07:42,855 MAN, IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE. 129 00:07:42,855 --> 00:07:45,396 MM-HMM. POST-MIDTERM FRENZY. 130 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:48,021 AND THE HOLIDAY. EVERYONE'S GOING HOME. 131 00:07:48,021 --> 00:07:50,980 IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF LUCKY MOMS 132 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:54,896 ARE GONNA BE GETTING BRIMMING BASKETS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY. 133 00:07:54,896 --> 00:07:57,146 IT'S SO NOT FAIR. 134 00:07:57,146 --> 00:08:00,271 I MEAN, THEY ALL GET A FAMILY HOLIDAY 135 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,271 JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN GO HOME TO THEIR FAMILIES. 136 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:05,479 HMM, IT'S A TURVY-TOPSY WORLD. 137 00:08:05,479 --> 00:08:07,354 YOU KNOW WHAT? 138 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,604 I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN THANKSGIVING. 139 00:08:09,604 --> 00:08:11,396 I CAN COOK THE MEAL, JUST LIKE MY MOM DOES. 140 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:12,438 HAVE ALL YOU GUYS OVER. 141 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:14,229 IT'LL BE GREAT. 142 00:08:14,229 --> 00:08:16,855 BUFFY, EARLIER YOU AGREED WITH ME ABOUT THANKSGIVING. 143 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:18,729 IT'S A SHAM. IT'S ALL ABOUT DEATH. 144 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:21,229 IT IS A SHAM, 145 00:08:21,229 --> 00:08:24,021 BUT IT'S A SHAM WITH YAMS. 146 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:25,438 IT'S A YAM SHAM. 147 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,896 YOU'RE NOT GONNA JOKEY-RHYME YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE. 148 00:08:28,896 --> 00:08:31,813 I KNOW... BUT I WANT IT. 149 00:08:31,813 --> 00:08:33,021 IT'S LIKE PROFESSOR WALSH 150 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:34,688 WAS SAYING ABOUT SENSE MEMORY. 151 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:36,438 I SMELL A ROASTING TURKEY, 152 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:38,229 AND I'M 8 YEARS OLD. 153 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:40,230 I LIKED HAVING THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 154 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:46,230 EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT NOW. 155 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,646 WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE COULD BE SLIGHT YAMS. 156 00:08:50,271 --> 00:08:53,896 I MEAN, WE COULD DEFINITELY USE A LITTLE COMFORT FOOD. 157 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:56,479 I BET GILES DOESN'T HAVE ANY PLANS. 158 00:08:56,479 --> 00:08:59,312 AND XANDER ALWAYS TRIES TO AVOID ALL OF HIS FAMILY GATHERINGS. 159 00:08:59,312 --> 00:09:02,104 OOH. WE COULD NOT INVITE ANYA. 160 00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:04,354 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:07,438 SHE AND XANDER SEEM PRETTY TIGHT LATELY. 162 00:09:07,438 --> 00:09:09,813 GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. 163 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:12,229 LOOK, PILGRIMS ASIDE, 164 00:09:12,229 --> 00:09:13,604 ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF THANKSGIVING-- 165 00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:16,354 EVERYBODY HAS A PLACE TO GO? 166 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:41,604 MAN, I'M BEAT. 167 00:09:41,604 --> 00:09:44,187 WE'LL DO ONE MORE SWEEP, THEN CASH IT IN. 168 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:45,938 I GOTTA PACK TONIGHT. YOU GOT A FLIGHT? 169 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:47,604 WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 170 00:09:47,604 --> 00:09:49,646 PROFESSOR WALSH WANTS ME HERE FOR THE DEBRIEFING. 171 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:51,604 THAT'S A PRETTY SHORT THANKSGIVING. 172 00:09:51,604 --> 00:09:53,271 HEY, WITH A HOSTILE ON THE LOOSE, 173 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:55,062 WE'RE LUCKY TO BE GOING HOME AT ALL. 174 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,729 IT'S NEUTERED. THE IMPLANT WORKS GREAT. 175 00:09:57,729 --> 00:09:59,021 HE CAN'T HURT A SINGLE LIVING THING. 176 00:09:59,021 --> 00:10:00,438 AS LONG AS HE KNOWS ABOUT THE INITIATIVE, 177 00:10:00,438 --> 00:10:01,813 HE'S A THREAT. 178 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:04,354 WE DO THIS THE PROFESSOR'S WAY. 179 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,104 [ Coughs, Whispers ] MAMA'S BOY. 180 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:08,312 THAT'S A NASTY COUGH. 181 00:10:08,312 --> 00:10:10,604 YOU MIGHT NEED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND IN QUARANTINE. 182 00:10:10,604 --> 00:10:12,563 OH, NO. I'M DONE COUGHING. 183 00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:14,479 I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE GETTING SICK. 184 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,271 XANDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 185 00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:26,354 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DIGGING. 186 00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:27,980 I WENT TO WATCH YOU DIGGING, 187 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:28,896 AND YOU WEREN'T THERE DOING IT. 188 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,146 I'M GOING NOW. 189 00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:35,354 JUST...KINDA TOUGH GETTING GOING TODAY. 190 00:10:35,354 --> 00:10:38,229 YOUR HEAD IS MOIST. 191 00:10:38,229 --> 00:10:39,438 OH! YOU'RE SICK. 192 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,980 WELL, YOU CAN'T GO TO WORK. 193 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,688 UH. 194 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:44,938 OH. ANYA? 195 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:47,521 YOU'RE PASTY AND WET AND DISGUSTING. 196 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,187 THEY CAN DIG WITHOUT YOU. 197 00:10:49,187 --> 00:10:50,146 [ Sickly Moan ] 198 00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:51,146 LOOK-- 199 00:10:51,146 --> 00:10:54,938 I DON'T REALLY FEEL THAT BAD. 200 00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:59,271 I INFLICTED A LOT OF PUTREFYING DISEASES ON MEN 201 00:10:59,271 --> 00:11:01,521 WHEN I WAS AN AVENGING DEMON, 202 00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:03,396 AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GETTING ALL OF THEM. 203 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:07,604 OKAY. 204 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:08,938 I'LL STAY. 205 00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:11,062 BUT YOU SHOULD GO. 206 00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,563 YOU COULD CATCH IT. 207 00:11:12,563 --> 00:11:14,146 WE'LL DIE TOGETHER. 208 00:11:14,146 --> 00:11:16,146 IT'S ROMANTIC. 209 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:18,438 LET ME GET YOUR TROUSERS OFF. 210 00:11:18,438 --> 00:11:20,521 YOU'RE A STRANGE GIRLFRIEND. 211 00:11:20,521 --> 00:11:23,354 I'M A GIRLFRIEND? 212 00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:28,146 UH...THERE'S A CHANCE I'M DELIRIOUS. 213 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,187 AH, YES. 214 00:11:30,187 --> 00:11:32,813 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S MAKING YOU SICK, 215 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,438 SO FAR, I LIKE IT. 216 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,980 IT'S A VERY EXCITING OPPORTUNITY. 217 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,813 I CAN'T WAIT TO GO DOWN THERE MYSELF. 218 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,813 IT'S JUST...WELL, 219 00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:58,312 IT MEANS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START LOOKING FOR A NEW LOCATION. 220 00:11:58,312 --> 00:12:01,312 NO, IT'S REALLY UP TO THE DEAN. 221 00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:04,646 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T COST US ANOTHER YEAR. 222 00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:06,771 OKAY. TALK TO YOU LATER. 223 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,855 I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THIS. 224 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:35,187 ONE DAY, SHE'S AT THE FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY. 225 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,646 THE NEXT DAY, SHE'S ON THE NEWS. 226 00:12:37,646 --> 00:12:40,354 THE CORONER'S OFFICE SAID SHE WAS MISSING AN EAR. 227 00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:41,813 SO I'M THINKING, 228 00:12:41,813 --> 00:12:43,229 MAYBE WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WITCH. 229 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,312 THERE'S SOME GREAT SPELLS 230 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:47,187 THAT WORK MUCH BETTER WITH AN EAR IN THE MIX. 231 00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:49,312 THAT'S ONE FUN LITTLE HOBBY 232 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:50,980 YOU'VE GOT THERE, WIL. 233 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:54,021 OR...OR MAYBE AN EAR-HARVESTING DEMON 234 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:56,646 THAT--IT'S, LIKE, BUILDING ANOTHER DEMON 235 00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:58,479 COMPLETELY OUT OF EARS. 236 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:02,062 OR...OOH. THOUGHT. 237 00:13:02,062 --> 00:13:04,479 WE'RE JUST ASSUMING SOMEONE ELSE CUT OFF THE EAR. 238 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,855 WHAT IF IT WAS SELF-INFLICTED, 239 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:07,521 LIKE VAN GOGH? 240 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,229 SO...SHE BRUTALLY STABBED HERSELF, 241 00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:12,438 DUMPED THE BODY, 242 00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:13,729 THEN CUT OFF HER OWN EAR? 243 00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:17,563 NO. SHE CUT OFF HER EAR, THEN KILLED HERSELF, 244 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,229 THEN DUMPED THE BODY-- 245 00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:21,855 I'M REALLY OFF MY GAME, AREN'T I? 246 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:23,813 YEAH. 247 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:27,604 WAIT. SOMETHING'S MISSING FROM THIS CASE. 248 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:30,771 "EARLY 1800 CHUMASH KNIFE." 249 00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:32,479 THERE'S A PICTURE. 250 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,729 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 251 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,563 PRETTY DARN SCARY. 252 00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:36,813 IT WAS MORE LIKE A RIOT THAN A RALPH'S. 253 00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,312 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO USE SLAYER MOVES ON THIS ONE WOMAN 254 00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,521 WHO WAS COMPLETELY HOARDING THE PUMPKIN PIE FILLING. 255 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,104 AND AT SOME POINT, 256 00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:45,563 YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THE MURDER? 257 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,938 OH, RIGHT. 258 00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:49,312 THE KNIFE WAS SOME SORT OF INDIAN ARTIFACT. 259 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:50,896 CHUMASH, I THINK. 260 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,187 THAT'S ALL WE GOT. 261 00:13:52,187 --> 00:13:53,604 OH, CHUMASH INDIANS. 262 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,855 THEY WERE INDIGENOUS TO THIS WHOLE AREA. 263 00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,104 THAT'S INTERESTING. 264 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,646 THEN, OF COURSE, 265 00:13:58,646 --> 00:14:02,187 THE MURDER WEAPON MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN A CONVENIENT CHOICE. 266 00:14:02,187 --> 00:14:04,855 UH-UH. THERE WAS A BIG OL' SCISSORS LYING RIGHT THERE. 267 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,563 THAT KNIFE WAS PICKED FOR A REASON. 268 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:08,229 DO YOU EVEN OWN A TURKEY PAN? 269 00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:11,646 TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AT YOUR HOUSE. 270 00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:16,230 GILES, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET BY IN AMERICAN SOCIETY, 271 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,813 THEN YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FOLLOW OUR TRADITIONS. 272 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,230 YOU'RE THE PATRIARCH. 273 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,062 YOU HAVE TO HOST THE FESTIVITIES, 274 00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:21,688 OR IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS. 275 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,521 AND THIS IS IN NO WAY AN ELABORATE SCHEME 276 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:25,104 TO STICK ME WITH THE CLEANUP? 277 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:27,938 HOW ABOUT THAT CEREMONIAL KNIFE, HUH? 278 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,062 PRETTY JUICY PIECE OF CLUEAGE, DON'T YOU THINK? 279 00:14:30,062 --> 00:14:31,521 YES, ALL RIGHT. 280 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,438 I'LL LOOK INTO THE CHUMASH CONNECTION 281 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:36,312 AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY RITUAL SIGNIFICANCE TO THE EAR REMOVAL. 282 00:14:36,312 --> 00:14:37,646 THANK YOU. 283 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:39,813 YOU ALL RIGHT? 284 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:43,354 YEAH. UH... 285 00:14:43,354 --> 00:14:45,104 I STILL NEED TO PICK UP A FEW THINGS, 286 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:46,771 SO I'LL CHECK IN. 287 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:49,104 AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE FOOD. 288 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:50,688 OH, I'LL TRY AND RESTRAIN MYSELF 289 00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:53,062 FROM EATING UNCOOKED POTATOES AND CRANBERRIES. 290 00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:01,438 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 291 00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:06,230 SHE SOUNDS GOOD. 292 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:09,021 KIND OF INTENSE ABOUT THIS THANKSGIVING THING. 293 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:12,104 I THINK PERHAPS SHE'S A LITTLE LONELY, 294 00:15:12,104 --> 00:15:14,771 BUT I MEANT ABOUT THE MURDER. 295 00:15:14,771 --> 00:15:16,521 WHATEVER KILLED THE WOMAN IN THE MUSEUM, 296 00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:18,187 THAT'S PROBABLY THE DANGER. 297 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,646 YEAH, WELL, THIS DANGER, 298 00:15:19,646 --> 00:15:21,646 YOUR FRIEND HAS SOME OMINOUS VISION ABOUT BUFFY. 299 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:22,729 IT'S ALL TERRIBLY VAGUE. 300 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:24,479 I MEAN, THERE ARE OTHER THINGS HAPPENING ON THIS CAMPUS. 301 00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,104 WELL, MAYBE I'M WRONG, BUT I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING. 302 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:27,938 I CAN'T JUST KEEP WATCHING. 303 00:15:27,938 --> 00:15:30,230 I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE WATCHING OUT FOR HER, 304 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,688 BUT I FEEL I SHOULD REMIND YOU THAT SHE'S NOT HELPLESS 305 00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:33,229 AND IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO KEEP HER SAFE. 306 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:34,771 IT'S NOT YOURS ANYMORE, EITHER. 307 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:37,146 ARE YOU GOING TO WALK AWAY? 308 00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:40,104 ALL RIGHT. 309 00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,521 BUT I FEEL WE SHOULD TELL HER. 310 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,813 I DON'T LIKE KEEPING THIS SECRET. 311 00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:45,729 NO. IF SHE KNEW I WAS HERE, 312 00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,521 IT WOULD DISTRACT HER. 313 00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:48,813 IT COULD GET HER HURT. 314 00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,729 I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY. 315 00:15:53,271 --> 00:15:57,021 UM, I'M ASSUMING THAT THERE'S SOME CONNECTION TO THE OLD MISSION. 316 00:15:57,021 --> 00:16:00,229 SOMETHING IS ANGRY ABOUT BEING DISTURBED. 317 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,479 OR MAYBE IT WAS TRAPPED THERE, 318 00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,146 AND NOW IT'S RELEASED. 319 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:05,187 SOMETHING THAT HAS A FONDNESS FOR ANCIENT WEAPONS. 320 00:16:05,187 --> 00:16:06,604 YOU KNOW FATHER GABRIEL? 321 00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:08,229 NO. 322 00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:10,062 HE KNOWS THE HISTORY OF THIS PLACE PRETTY WELL. 323 00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,896 HIS FAMILY DATES BACK TO MISSION TIMES. 324 00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:13,271 HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FILL IN SOME BLANKS. 325 00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:15,604 OKAY. WELL, I'LL SEE ABOUT CONTACTING HIM. 326 00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:18,021 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 327 00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,354 TO WATCH HER. 328 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,563 IT'S NOT FAIR. 329 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,062 YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT SHE'D SAY. 330 00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:25,646 YOU CAN SEE HER, BUT SHE CAN'T SEE YOU? 331 00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:28,688 BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT GETTING THE GOOD HALF OF THIS DEAL. 332 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,813 TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN AT WHAT I CAN'T... 333 00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:37,229 WELL, I'D FORGOTTEN HOW BAD IT FEELS. 334 00:16:42,938 --> 00:16:45,479 [ Muffled Groans ] 335 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,396 BUT YOU HAVE WHIPPED CREAM. 336 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,146 I SAW IT IN GILES'S FRIDGE. 337 00:17:04,146 --> 00:17:05,688 BUT THAT'S WHIPPED CREAM IN A CANISTER. 338 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:08,104 LOOK, IT'S ONLY RIGHT IF YOU WHIP IT YOURSELF. 339 00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:11,188 HEY, AND THEN LATER, WE CAN CHURN OUR OWN BUTTER 340 00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:13,438 AND MAKE SWEATERS OUT OF SHEEP. 341 00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:16,187 OKAY. IT'S THE LAST THING. I PROMISE. 342 00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,729 BESIDES, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT 343 00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:19,229 WITH THAT PRIEST THAT GILES CALLED ABOUT. 344 00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:20,479 HE THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE SOME INFORMATION. 345 00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,646 [ Riley ] BUFFY? 346 00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:23,187 HEY, BUFFY. 347 00:17:25,104 --> 00:17:27,187 RILEY. WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 348 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:29,230 I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT ALL. 349 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,646 OH, JUST ACROSS THE STREET... 350 00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:32,396 AND A COUPLE OF BLOCKS DOWN. 351 00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:34,855 HEY, WILLOW. 352 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,062 HI. 353 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:39,229 WELL, I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU TWO... 354 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:42,563 LOOK, THEY'RE SELLING COFFEE IN THE COFFEE SHOP. 355 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,729 YUM. 356 00:17:49,271 --> 00:17:50,771 OH! ANGEL-- 357 00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,521 [ Muffled ] EVIL! YOU'RE ALL EVIL AGAIN. 358 00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:54,604 I'M NOT EVIL. I'M HERE TO HELP BUFFY. 359 00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:57,688 WHAT'S GOING ON? 360 00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:59,688 MY FRIEND HAD A VISION. BUFFY'S IN DANGER. 361 00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,271 SO TELL HER. HELP HER. 362 00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:03,188 IF SHE SEES ME, IT'LL BE WORSE. 363 00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:05,188 SEE, I DON'T GET THAT. 364 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,646 ALL THIS "LEAVING FOR HER OWN GOOD" GARBAGE. 365 00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:09,187 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 366 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:11,646 YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE THERE'S OBSTACLES. 367 00:18:11,646 --> 00:18:12,813 WHAT KIND-- 368 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:13,729 WILLOW. 369 00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:15,438 SORRY. MY STUFF. 370 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:17,312 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER. 371 00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:18,688 IF THERE WAS ANY WAY... 372 00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:20,604 YEAH. I KNOW. 373 00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:23,896 IT'S JUST...EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT NOW. 374 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,729 HEY, IS CORDELIA REALLY WORKING FOR YOU? 375 00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:29,354 'CAUSE THAT'S GOTTA BE A SPECIAL EXPERIENCE. 376 00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:30,771 OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU COULD'VE HIRED. 377 00:18:30,771 --> 00:18:32,396 WILLOW, I'M HERE TO PROTECT BUFFY. 378 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:35,062 I DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF TIME FOR PERSONAL STUFF. 379 00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:37,104 RIGHT. WELL, HOW CAN I HELP? 380 00:18:37,104 --> 00:18:40,271 WELL, IF YOU CAN JUST TELL ME... 381 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,187 WHO'S THAT GUY? 382 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,312 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE IT WAS WHEN I WAS A KID. 383 00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:47,688 ONLY WITHOUT ME BUILDING A FORT 384 00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:48,896 OUT OF MY MASHED POTATOES. 385 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,187 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 386 00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:52,146 IT WILL BE. 387 00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:56,646 UM, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE PLANS... 388 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,855 YOU SHOULD COME. 389 00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,855 I'M A GREAT COOK... IN THEORY. 390 00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:02,146 I'VE EATEN A LOT. 391 00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:03,646 THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT, 392 00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,688 BUT I'M OUTTA HERE TONIGHT. 393 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,479 I CAUGHT A LAST-MINUTE FLIGHT BACK TO IOWA. 394 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,021 IOWA. 395 00:19:10,021 --> 00:19:11,855 THAT'S ONE OF THE ONES IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT? 396 00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:13,479 MY FOLKS ARE THERE. 397 00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:15,354 WE ALWAYS DO THANKSGIVING AT MY GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE. 398 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,813 A LITTLE FARM OUTSIDE HUXLEY. 399 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,896 SOUNDS NICE. 400 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,229 IT IS. 401 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,062 AFTER DINNER, WE ALL GO FOR A WALK 402 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,479 DOWN BY THE RIVER WITH THE DOGS. 403 00:19:24,479 --> 00:19:27,312 THERE'S TREES AND... 404 00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:29,062 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 405 00:19:29,062 --> 00:19:30,563 IT'S LIKE I GREW UP IN A GRANT WOOD PAINTING. 406 00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:33,354 EXACTLY. IF I KNEW WHO THAT WAS. 407 00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:35,646 JUST A GUY WHO PAINTED STUFF THAT LOOKED LIKE WHERE I GREW UP. 408 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:38,396 WELL, HAVE FUN AT THE HOMESTEAD. 409 00:19:38,396 --> 00:19:39,855 ALWAYS DO. 410 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,354 WHAT'S THE LINE? 411 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,604 HOME'S THE PLACE THAT, WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO THERE... 412 00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:44,771 THEY HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN. 413 00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:47,021 GET OUT. 414 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:49,062 BUT, BABY, THIS IS WHERE I BELONG. 415 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,187 OUT. I MEAN IT. 416 00:19:50,187 --> 00:19:51,604 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF READING, 417 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,896 AND I'M IN CONTROL OF MY OWN POWER NOW, 418 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:54,896 SO WE'RE THROUGH. 419 00:19:58,146 --> 00:20:01,146 YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 420 00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:04,146 YES, I DO. 421 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,062 I...I DO. 422 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,813 I MEAN IT A LOT. 423 00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:18,354 SEE? 424 00:20:18,354 --> 00:20:20,229 I KNEW YOU'D END UP WELCOMING ME BACK 425 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:23,813 WITH OPEN...ARMS. 426 00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:29,688 NO. I'M POWERFUL, 427 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,354 AND I'M BEAUTIFUL, 428 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:33,312 AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO COMPLETE ME. 429 00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:34,688 AND YOU'RE MEAN. 430 00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,104 YOU HAD THAT IN OUR BED? 431 00:20:41,062 --> 00:20:42,688 DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? 432 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:44,062 LET'S FIND OUT. 433 00:20:44,062 --> 00:20:45,104 YOU WOULDN'T DO IT. 434 00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:46,479 YOU DID IT TO ME, REMEMBER? 435 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,104 ALL RIGHT. 436 00:20:48,104 --> 00:20:49,312 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. JUST-- 437 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:50,438 WHAT? 438 00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:53,062 CAN I HAVE SOMEONE TO EAT? 439 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,563 FATHER GABRIEL? 440 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,938 FATHER GABRIEL? 441 00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:22,312 FATHER? 442 00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:24,146 ARE YOU OUT HERE? 443 00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:28,062 GOD. 444 00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:36,271 YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 445 00:21:36,271 --> 00:21:37,604 YOU'RE VERY WRONG ABOUT THAT. 446 00:21:37,604 --> 00:21:38,563 YAUGH! 447 00:21:47,688 --> 00:21:49,312 I AM VENGEANCE. 448 00:21:49,312 --> 00:21:51,187 I AM MY PEOPLE'S CRY. 449 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,896 THEY CALL FOR HUS, 450 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:56,438 FOR THE AVENGING SPIRIT TO CARVE OUT JUSTICE. 451 00:21:56,438 --> 00:21:58,646 THEY TELL YOU TO START AN EAR COLLECTION? 452 00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:13,479 YOU SLAUGHTERED MY PEOPLE. 453 00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:16,062 NOW YOU KILL THEIR SPIRIT. 454 00:22:16,062 --> 00:22:18,438 THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR YOU. 455 00:22:38,354 --> 00:22:41,855 IT'S CLEAR WE'RE DEALING WITH A SPIRIT OF SOME KIND. 456 00:22:41,855 --> 00:22:43,312 IT'S VERY COMMON FOR INDIAN SPIRITS 457 00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:45,312 TO CHANGE TO ANIMAL FORM. 458 00:22:45,312 --> 00:22:48,980 IT'S PLENTY UNCOMMON FOR ME TO FREEZE UP DURING A FIGHT. 459 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,146 I MEAN, I HAD THE GUY, 460 00:22:50,146 --> 00:22:52,688 I WAS READY FOR THE TAKE-DOWN, AND I STOPPED. 461 00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:54,771 AND NATIVE AMERICAN. 462 00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:55,729 SORRY? 463 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:58,521 WE DON'T SAY "INDIAN." 464 00:22:58,521 --> 00:22:59,646 OH, RIGHT. YES, YES. 465 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,438 UM, ALWAYS BEHIND ON THE TERMS. 466 00:23:02,813 --> 00:23:04,062 STILL TRYING NOT TO REFER TO YOU LOT 467 00:23:04,062 --> 00:23:05,479 AS "BLOODY COLONIALS." 468 00:23:05,479 --> 00:23:07,230 AND THE THING IS, 469 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:09,771 I LIKE MY EVIL LIKE I LIKE MY MEN-- 470 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:11,479 EVIL. 471 00:23:11,479 --> 00:23:12,604 YOU KNOW, "STRAIGHT UP, BLACK HAT, 472 00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:14,062 "TIED TO THE TRAIN TRACKS, 473 00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:16,396 SOON MY ELECTRO-RAY WILL DESTROY METROPOLIS" BAD. 474 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,146 NOT ALL MIXED UP WITH GUILT 475 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,688 AND THE DESTRUCTION OF AN INDIGENOUS CULTURE. 476 00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:23,563 THIS SPIRIT WARRIOR-- HUS, YOU CALLED HIM-- 477 00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:25,354 HAS KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE. 478 00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:26,354 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 479 00:23:26,354 --> 00:23:28,604 WE NEED TO BOIL THOSE AND PUT THEM THROUGH THE RICER. 480 00:23:28,604 --> 00:23:31,855 I DON'T THINK I HAVE A RICER. 481 00:23:31,855 --> 00:23:33,312 YOU DON'T HAVE A RICER? 482 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,729 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 483 00:23:34,729 --> 00:23:36,729 HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT HAVE A RICER? 484 00:23:36,729 --> 00:23:38,229 WELL, DO YOU HAVE ONE AT HOME? 485 00:23:38,229 --> 00:23:40,271 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S A RICER? 486 00:23:40,271 --> 00:23:41,729 WE'LL MASH THEM WITH FORKS, 487 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:43,563 MUCH LIKE THE PILGRIMS MUST HAVE. 488 00:23:43,563 --> 00:23:45,396 DID YOU CATCH THE PART ABOUT THE INNOCENT PEOPLE? 489 00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:48,312 YES. OKAY? AND I DO WANT TO STOP HIM. 490 00:23:48,312 --> 00:23:50,938 I'D JUST LIKE TO FIND A NON-SLAYEE WAY TO DO IT. 491 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:55,312 [ Knocking On Door ] 492 00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:01,688 HEY. 493 00:24:01,688 --> 00:24:02,813 HEY. 494 00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:03,813 PEAS? 495 00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:04,688 PEAS. 496 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,062 THESE ARE FROZEN. 497 00:24:08,062 --> 00:24:09,062 WHAT'S ALL THAT? 498 00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:10,312 ATROCITIES. 499 00:24:10,312 --> 00:24:12,396 I GOT THE FULL POOP ON THE CHUMASH INDIANS 500 00:24:12,396 --> 00:24:14,646 AND OUR FABULOUS BURIED MISSION. 501 00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:16,104 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET FRESH ONES. 502 00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:17,354 ATROCITIES? 503 00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:18,771 PEAS. THEY COME IN LITTLE PODS. 504 00:24:18,771 --> 00:24:20,146 YOU WERE GOING TO SHELL THEM. 505 00:24:20,146 --> 00:24:20,938 I DIDN'T HAVE TIME. 506 00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:22,438 I WAS BUSY READING ABOUT THE CHUMASH WAR. 507 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,104 THE CHUMASH WERE PEACEFUL. 508 00:24:24,104 --> 00:24:26,146 OH, THEY WERE PEACEFUL, ALL RIGHT. 509 00:24:26,146 --> 00:24:28,771 THEY WERE FLUFFY INDIGENOUS KITTENS, TILL WE CAME ALONG. 510 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:29,938 THEY'RE GONNA BE MUSHY. 511 00:24:29,938 --> 00:24:30,813 THEY WON'T BE MUSHY. 512 00:24:30,813 --> 00:24:32,521 I LIKE MUSHY PEAS. 513 00:24:32,521 --> 00:24:33,938 YOU'RE THE REASON 514 00:24:33,938 --> 00:24:36,396 WE HAD TO HAVE PILGRIMS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 515 00:24:36,396 --> 00:24:38,980 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHUMASH? 516 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:42,187 HOW ABOUT IMPRISONMENT, FORCED LABOR, 517 00:24:42,187 --> 00:24:44,521 HERDED LIKE ANIMALS INTO A MISSION 518 00:24:44,521 --> 00:24:46,271 FULL OF BAD EUROPEAN DISEASES. 519 00:24:46,271 --> 00:24:47,688 BOY. 520 00:24:47,688 --> 00:24:49,896 CULTURAL PARTNERSHIP CENTER REALLY DIDN'T STRESS ANY OF THAT STUFF. 521 00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:51,521 NOT EVEN A DIORAMA. 522 00:24:51,521 --> 00:24:52,896 AND IT GETS BETTER. 523 00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:56,104 THE FEW CHUMASH WHO TRIED TO REBEL WERE HANGED. 524 00:24:56,104 --> 00:24:59,354 AND WHEN A GROUP WAS ACCUSED OF STEALING CATTLE, 525 00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:00,896 THEY WERE KILLED-- 526 00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:03,021 MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN. 527 00:25:03,021 --> 00:25:05,604 AND FOR PROOF TO BRING BACK TO THEIR ACCUSERS... 528 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,021 THEY CUT OFF THEIR EARS? 529 00:25:08,021 --> 00:25:12,438 SO HUS WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE RIGHTFUL VENGEANCE ROUTINE. 530 00:25:12,438 --> 00:25:14,646 HE'S RECREATING ALL THE WRONGS DONE TO HIS PEOPLE. 531 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,604 AND IT'S UP TO US TO STOP HIM. 532 00:25:16,604 --> 00:25:18,896 YES, BUT AFTER DINNER, RIGHT? 533 00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:21,479 ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T BE HELPING HIM? 534 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,271 NO, I THINK PERHAPS WE WON'T HELP THE ANGRY SPIRIT 535 00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:26,896 WITH HIS RAPE AND PILLAGE AND MURDER. 536 00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:30,646 WELL, OKAY, NO, BUT WE SHOULD BE HELPING HIM REDRESS HIS WRONGS. 537 00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:32,771 BRING THE ATROCITIES TO LIGHT. 538 00:25:32,771 --> 00:25:34,813 IF THE HISTORY BOOKS ARE FULL OF THEM, I'D SAY THEY ALREADY ARE. 539 00:25:34,813 --> 00:25:36,688 GIVING HIS LAND BACK. 540 00:25:36,688 --> 00:25:39,021 IT'S NOT EXACTLY OURS TO GIVE. 541 00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:41,104 I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA HELP. 542 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,062 I THINK YOU JUST WANNA SLAY THE DEMON, THEN GO-- 543 00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:44,855 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 544 00:25:44,855 --> 00:25:46,938 AND I THINK YOUR SYMPATHY FOR HIS PLIGHT HAS BLINDED YOU 545 00:25:46,938 --> 00:25:48,604 TO CERTAIN URGENT FACTS. 546 00:25:48,604 --> 00:25:50,104 WE HAVE TO STOP THIS THING. 547 00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:52,354 OKAY, UNFEELING GUY. 548 00:25:52,354 --> 00:25:53,521 WILLOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 549 00:25:53,521 --> 00:25:54,980 I HAVE TO BASTE. 550 00:25:58,646 --> 00:26:00,896 WILLOW, I-- 551 00:26:00,896 --> 00:26:02,813 I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE BUFFY HERSELF 552 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,104 MAY BE IN PARTICULAR DANGER FROM THIS MENACE. 553 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,521 YOU MEAN... 554 00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,896 ANGEL? I SAW HIM, TOO. 555 00:26:08,896 --> 00:26:10,896 THAT'S NOT TERRIBLY STEALTHY OF HIM. 556 00:26:10,896 --> 00:26:12,438 I THINK HE'S LOST HIS EDGE. 557 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,479 BUT BUFFY DOESN'T KNOW. 558 00:26:14,479 --> 00:26:16,062 OH, NO, NOT A PEEP. 559 00:26:16,062 --> 00:26:18,104 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BUT THIS IS WHY I THINK 560 00:26:18,104 --> 00:26:20,146 WE SHOULD ALL KEEP A LEVEL HEAD IN THIS. 561 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:23,230 AND I HAPPEN TO THINK MINE IS THE LEVEL HEAD, 562 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,646 AND YOURS IS THE ONE THINGS WOULD ROLL OFF OF. 563 00:26:24,646 --> 00:26:25,855 [ Knock On Door ] 564 00:26:33,229 --> 00:26:34,813 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 565 00:26:34,813 --> 00:26:35,813 XANDER. 566 00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:37,104 YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH. 567 00:26:37,104 --> 00:26:38,271 ARE YOU OKAY? 568 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:39,479 YOU DIDN'T BRING ROLLS? 569 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:57,438 THE DOCTOR COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS UP WITH ME. 570 00:26:57,438 --> 00:26:59,479 HE SAID I HAD A LOT OF SYMPTOMS THAT DIDN'T CONNECT. 571 00:26:59,479 --> 00:27:01,146 I THINK THEY DO CONNECT. 572 00:27:01,146 --> 00:27:04,146 WHAT, TO THIS CHUMASH SPIRIT VENGEANCE GUY? 573 00:27:04,146 --> 00:27:05,855 DIDN'T YOU SAY THE CHUMASH GOT ALL DISEASED 574 00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:07,312 WHEN THEY WERE ALL HOLED UP IN THE MISSION? 575 00:27:07,312 --> 00:27:11,354 YEAH. THIS HAS A BETTER ACCOUNT OF EVERYTHING. IT LISTS THE VARIOUS-- 576 00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:14,062 VARIOUS? AS IN... 577 00:27:14,062 --> 00:27:17,271 WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO PANIC. 578 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:19,896 YOU JUST RECITED THE MYSTICAL PANIC-CAUSING INCANTATION, 579 00:27:19,896 --> 00:27:21,354 SO LITTLE HOPE THERE. 580 00:27:21,354 --> 00:27:24,062 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE VARIOUS. 581 00:27:24,062 --> 00:27:29,438 WELL, THEY DID SUFFER FROM MALARIA, SOME SMALLPOX-- 582 00:27:29,438 --> 00:27:31,354 I WAS GONNA SAY SMALLPOX. 583 00:27:31,354 --> 00:27:33,229 YOU KNOW, SYPHILIS, BUT BASICALLY-- 584 00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:35,396 SYPHILIS? 585 00:27:35,396 --> 00:27:38,354 WELL, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY MYSTICAL, 586 00:27:38,354 --> 00:27:40,479 AND IT'LL ALL GO AWAY AS SOON AS-- 587 00:27:40,479 --> 00:27:42,062 AS SOON AS WHAT? 588 00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,646 WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 589 00:27:43,646 --> 00:27:46,104 WELL, MAYBE I CAN FIND SOMETHING. 590 00:27:46,104 --> 00:27:47,479 LET'S GIVE HIM SOME LAND. 591 00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:49,396 I'M SURE THAT'LL CLEAR EVERYTHING RIGHT UP. 592 00:27:49,396 --> 00:27:51,062 SARCASM ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING, GILES. 593 00:27:51,062 --> 00:27:53,646 IT'S SORT OF AN END IN ITSELF. 594 00:27:53,646 --> 00:27:55,396 CAN WE COME ROCKETING BACK TO THE PART 595 00:27:55,396 --> 00:27:57,563 ABOUT ME AND MY NEW SYPHILIS? 596 00:27:57,563 --> 00:27:59,855 IT'LL MAKE YOU BLIND AND INSANE, BUT IT WON'T KILL YOU. 597 00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:01,187 THE SMALLPOX WILL. 598 00:28:01,187 --> 00:28:05,563 MAYBE THERE'S A WICCAN SPELL THAT CAN CURE IT. 599 00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,354 SOMETHING REGULAR MEDICINE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. 600 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,479 OOH, THERE WAS A POTION. 601 00:28:10,479 --> 00:28:13,729 SAGE, SALT...ONION? 602 00:28:13,729 --> 00:28:14,646 THAT'S THE STUFFING. 603 00:28:14,646 --> 00:28:16,646 OH, GOD. 604 00:28:16,646 --> 00:28:20,771 UH, YOU'RE GONNA GET VESICLES AND PUSTULES. THEY HAVE PICTURES. 605 00:28:20,771 --> 00:28:22,521 I HATE THIS GUY. 606 00:28:22,521 --> 00:28:24,855 HE'S JUST DOING WHAT WAS DONE TO HIM. 607 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:26,479 I DIDN'T GIVE HIM SYPHILIS. 608 00:28:26,479 --> 00:28:28,479 NO, BUT YOU FREED HIS SPIRIT, 609 00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:29,521 AND AFTER A CENTURY OF UNREST, 610 00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:31,062 HE SAW YOU AS ONE OF HIS OPPRESSORS. 611 00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:34,896 WHAT, SO HE RISES UP AND INFECTS THE FIRST GUY HE SEES? 612 00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:36,813 THAT'S NO FAIR. 613 00:28:36,813 --> 00:28:38,688 LIKE YOU'VE NEVER WOKEN UP CRANKY? 614 00:28:38,688 --> 00:28:40,896 BUT WHY THE OTHERS? WHY THEM PARTICULARLY? 615 00:28:40,896 --> 00:28:43,521 SO WE TAKE THIS GUY OUT. 616 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:46,438 BUFFY, IT IS FOR TO BE SLAYING SOMETIME SOON, YEAH? 617 00:28:46,438 --> 00:28:49,312 THAT'S SORT OF THE QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT. 618 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:51,104 QUESTION? 619 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:54,646 THERE ARE 2 SIDES TO IT. 620 00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:55,855 TO SLAYING HIM? 621 00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:58,187 THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM SYPHILIS VOTES YEA. 622 00:28:58,187 --> 00:28:59,438 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 623 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,646 HE'S A VENGEANCE DEMON. 624 00:29:00,646 --> 00:29:02,521 YOU DON'T TALK TO VENGEANCE DEMONS. 625 00:29:02,521 --> 00:29:04,396 YOU KILL THEM. 626 00:29:04,396 --> 00:29:07,604 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY. 627 00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:08,438 WHAT? 628 00:29:08,438 --> 00:29:11,230 ANYWAY, HE'S A SPIRIT, NOT A DEMON. 629 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:12,604 YES, AND WE'VE NEVER FACED THIS SORT OF SPIRIT BEFORE. 630 00:29:12,604 --> 00:29:14,187 WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL KILL IT. 631 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,604 AGAIN WITH THE KILLING. 632 00:29:16,604 --> 00:29:19,354 FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING. OR BIND IT OR WHATEVER. 633 00:29:19,354 --> 00:29:21,563 YES, WILLOW, WE ALL APPRECIATE YOUR PERSPECTIVE. 634 00:29:21,563 --> 00:29:23,312 SOMETIMES VENGEANCE IS JUSTIFIED. 635 00:29:23,312 --> 00:29:25,312 YOU KNOW THAT I DIDN'T MEAN YOU. 636 00:29:25,312 --> 00:29:27,896 I DON'T THINK ANYONE APPRECIATES THE TRUTH OF THE SITUATION. 637 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,187 OH, I THINK WE DO. 638 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,354 THIS IS NO GOOD! 639 00:29:36,396 --> 00:29:38,104 IT NEEDS MORE CONDENSED MILK. 640 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,855 BUFFY, XANDER'S IN REAL DANGER. 641 00:29:43,855 --> 00:29:46,021 ARE YOU SURE THE SOLUTION IS PIE? 642 00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:48,230 OVER BICKERING AND CONFUSION, I'LL TAKE PIE. 643 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:49,646 WE WILL FIND A SOLUTION. 644 00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:53,104 AND WE WILL HAVE A NICE DINNER, OKAY? BOTH. END OF STORY. 645 00:29:53,104 --> 00:29:55,771 I'M HAVING THANKSGIVING, AND IT'LL BE PERFECT. 646 00:29:55,771 --> 00:29:57,229 HUS WON'T STOP. 647 00:29:57,229 --> 00:30:00,521 VENGEANCE IS NEVER SATED, BUFFY. HATRED IS A CYCLE. 648 00:30:00,521 --> 00:30:01,729 ALL HE WILL DO IS KILL. 649 00:30:01,729 --> 00:30:03,396 [ Knock On Door ] 650 00:30:16,438 --> 00:30:17,771 HELP ME. OHH! 651 00:30:20,479 --> 00:30:23,688 WHAT PART OF "HELP ME" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? 652 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,312 THE PART WHERE I HELP YOU. 653 00:30:25,312 --> 00:30:27,938 COME ON, I'M PARBOILING OUT HERE. 654 00:30:27,938 --> 00:30:30,104 WANT ME TO HELP MAKE IT QUICKER? 655 00:30:30,104 --> 00:30:31,729 INVITE ME IN. 656 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,062 NO. FAIRLY UNLIKELY. 657 00:30:34,062 --> 00:30:36,729 OH, DAMN IT! 658 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:43,271 [ Coughs ] LOOK, I'M SAFE. 659 00:30:43,271 --> 00:30:46,729 I CAN'T BITE ANYONE. WILLOW, TELL 'EM WHAT I DID. 660 00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:49,146 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME, THEN BUFFY. 661 00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:51,646 YES, BAD, BUT LET'S SKIP THAT PART 662 00:30:51,646 --> 00:30:53,980 AND GET TO THE PART WHERE I COULDN'T BITE YOU. 663 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,021 IT'S TRUE. 664 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,354 HE HAD TROUBLE PERFORMING. 665 00:30:58,354 --> 00:31:01,438 YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE DONE ME FOR GOOD. 666 00:31:01,438 --> 00:31:02,729 UM... 667 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,563 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 668 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:07,146 I'M SAYING THAT SPIKE HAD A LITTLE TRIP TO THE VET 669 00:31:07,146 --> 00:31:10,438 AND NOW HE DOESN'T CHASE THE OTHER PUPPIES ANYMORE. 670 00:31:10,438 --> 00:31:13,021 I CAN'T BITE ANYTHING. I CAN'T EVEN HIT PEOPLE. 671 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,104 SO YOU HAVEN'T MURDERED ANYBODY LATELY? 672 00:31:15,104 --> 00:31:17,354 LET'S BE BEST PALS. 673 00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:19,312 I'VE GOT INFORMATION. 674 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:22,021 ABOUT THE SOLDIER BOYS YOU WERE FIGHTING. 675 00:31:22,021 --> 00:31:23,187 GOT THE INSIDE SCOOP. 676 00:31:24,896 --> 00:31:27,855 COME ON, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO BE AFRAID OF? 677 00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:31,938 FIRST PEOPLE WHO DWELL IN MISHUPASHUP, 678 00:31:31,938 --> 00:31:34,563 HEAR ME AND DESCEND. 679 00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:39,229 WALK WITH ME UPON ITIASHUP AGAIN. 680 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:41,646 HEAR ME ALSO, NUNASHUSH. 681 00:31:41,646 --> 00:31:44,604 SPIRITS FROM BELOW... 682 00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:47,438 CREATURES OF THE NIGHT... 683 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:51,146 TAKE HUMAN FORM AND JOIN THE BATTLE. 684 00:31:51,146 --> 00:31:54,021 BRING ME MY REVENGE. 685 00:32:04,938 --> 00:32:06,938 GRRR. BLOODY HELL, WOMAN. 686 00:32:06,938 --> 00:32:08,729 YOU'RE CUTTIN' OFF MY CIRCULATION. 687 00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:10,521 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CIRCULATION. 688 00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:13,813 WELL, IT PINCHES. 689 00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:15,813 GET USED TO IT. I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. 690 00:32:15,813 --> 00:32:17,771 I CAME TO YOU IN FRIENDSHIP. 691 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,980 WELL, ALL RIGHT, SEETHING HATRED, 692 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,646 BUT I'VE GOT USEFUL INFORMATION, 693 00:32:21,646 --> 00:32:23,604 AND I FEEL I'M BEING MISTREATED. 694 00:32:23,604 --> 00:32:25,771 SO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 695 00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:28,521 I'M TOO HUNGRY TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING. 696 00:32:28,521 --> 00:32:30,980 THEN SIT. 697 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,187 UH, HOW MUCH BUTTER GOES IN WITH THESE? 698 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:35,104 ABOUT HALF A STICK AND A QUARTER CUP OF BRANDY. 699 00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:37,271 YOU DO HAVE BRANDY, DON'T YOU? 700 00:32:37,271 --> 00:32:42,521 WHAT? OH, YES. UM, ON THE BOOKCASE. 701 00:32:43,855 --> 00:32:45,229 I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO A BRANDY. 702 00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:46,521 WHAT'S WRONG? 703 00:32:46,521 --> 00:32:49,312 THE VICTIMS. APART FROM XANDER, 704 00:32:49,312 --> 00:32:51,438 HUS HAS TARGETED AUTHORITY FIGURES. 705 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:55,021 FATHER GABRIEL, THE CURATOR OF THE CULTURAL CENTER. 706 00:32:55,021 --> 00:32:57,146 WHO ELSE FITS THIS PATTERN? 707 00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,771 JUST A SMALL BRANDY. 708 00:32:58,771 --> 00:33:00,229 THE DEAN. DEAN GUERRERO. HE'S THE KING OF US, 709 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,062 AND HE WAS AT THE CEREMONY. 710 00:33:02,062 --> 00:33:04,229 LIKELY CANDIDATE. WE SHOULD WARN HIM. 711 00:33:04,229 --> 00:33:05,688 WIL, ANYTHING IN THOSE BOOKS 712 00:33:05,688 --> 00:33:09,271 ABOUT HOW TO STOP A NATIVE AMERICAN SPIRIT GUY? 713 00:33:09,271 --> 00:33:11,563 SOME NICE, NON-JUDGMENTAL WAY TO, YOU KNOW, KILL HIM? 714 00:33:11,563 --> 00:33:14,563 I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU KILL HIM. I'M NOT ON BOARD. 715 00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:16,438 WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE? 716 00:33:16,438 --> 00:33:21,271 BUFFY, THIS ISN'T A WESTERN. WE'RE NOT AT FORT...GILES 717 00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:22,688 WITH THE CAVALRY COMING TO SAVE US. 718 00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:25,604 IT'S ONE LONELY GUY. 719 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,729 OPPRESSED WARRIOR GUY WHO'S JUST TRYING TO... 720 00:33:27,729 --> 00:33:29,688 KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE? 721 00:33:29,688 --> 00:33:31,771 I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS RIGHT. 722 00:33:31,771 --> 00:33:34,354 WIL, YOU KNOW HOW BAD I FEEL ABOUT THIS. 723 00:33:34,354 --> 00:33:35,479 IT'S EATING ME UP-- 724 00:33:35,479 --> 00:33:37,187 1/4 CUP OF BRANDY AND LET IT SIMMER-- 725 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:39,646 BUT EVEN THOUGH IT'S HARD, WE HAVE TO END THIS. 726 00:33:39,646 --> 00:33:41,521 YES, HE'S BEEN WRONGED, 727 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,813 AND I PERSONALLY WOULD BE READY TO APOLOGIZE-- 728 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,855 OH, SOMEONE PUT A STAKE IN ME. 729 00:33:46,855 --> 00:33:49,229 YOU GOT A LOT OF VOLUNTEERS IN HERE. 730 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:53,104 I JUST CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS MAMBY-PAMBY BOO-HOOING 731 00:33:53,104 --> 00:33:54,604 ABOUT THE BLOODY INDIANS. 732 00:33:54,604 --> 00:33:56,438 UH, THE PREFERRED TERM-- 733 00:33:56,438 --> 00:33:58,438 YOU WON. ALL RIGHT? 734 00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:01,604 YOU CAME IN AND YOU KILLED THEM, AND YOU TOOK THEIR LAND. 735 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,146 THAT'S WHAT CONQUERING NATIONS DO. 736 00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:06,271 IT'S WHAT CAESAR DID, AND HE'S NOT GOING AROUND SAYING, 737 00:34:06,271 --> 00:34:08,521 "I CAME, I CONQUERED, I FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT IT." 738 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:11,771 THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD ISN'T PEOPLE MAKING FRIENDS. 739 00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:14,938 YOU HAD BETTER WEAPONS, AND YOU MASSACRED THEM. END OF STORY. 740 00:34:14,938 --> 00:34:17,604 WELL, I THINK THE SPANIARDS ACTUALLY DID A LOT OF-- 741 00:34:17,604 --> 00:34:19,312 NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE SPANIARDS. 742 00:34:19,312 --> 00:34:20,688 LISTEN TO YOU. 743 00:34:20,688 --> 00:34:22,521 HOW YOU GONNA FIGHT ANYONE WITH THAT ATTITUDE? 744 00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:25,021 WE DON'T WANNA FIGHT ANYONE. 745 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,646 I JUST WANNA HAVE THANKSGIVING. 746 00:34:26,646 --> 00:34:30,354 HEH HEH. YEAH...GOOD LUCK. 747 00:34:30,354 --> 00:34:31,646 IF WE COULD TALK TO HIM-- 748 00:34:31,646 --> 00:34:34,354 YOU EXTERMINATED HIS RACE. 749 00:34:34,354 --> 00:34:36,187 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY 750 00:34:36,187 --> 00:34:38,021 THAT WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER? 751 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:40,312 IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED HERE. TAKE YOUR BLOODY PICK. 752 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:43,271 MAYBE IT'S THE SYPHILIS TALKING, BUT... 753 00:34:43,271 --> 00:34:44,980 SOME OF THAT MADE SENSE. 754 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:48,563 I MADE THESE POINTS EARLIER, BUT FINE, NO ONE LISTENS TO ME. 755 00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:51,271 FINE, OKAY? BUT SOMEONE STILL HAS TO GO WARN THE DEAN. 756 00:34:51,271 --> 00:34:53,521 I'LL GO. I NEED THE AIR. 757 00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,021 NOT ALONE. 758 00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:55,938 I'LL GO. 759 00:34:55,938 --> 00:34:57,062 ME, TOO. 760 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:58,146 SURE YOU'RE UP TO IT? 761 00:34:58,146 --> 00:34:59,479 OH, LEAVE THAT ONE. 762 00:34:59,479 --> 00:35:02,062 HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO DROP ANY MINUTE, 763 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:03,813 AND I THINK I CAN EAT SOMEONE IF HE'S ALREADY DEAD. 764 00:35:03,813 --> 00:35:05,855 I'M UP TO IT. 765 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:09,104 I'LL KEEP ON LOOKING FOR A SOLUTION. 766 00:35:09,104 --> 00:35:12,104 YEAH. GUYS, THE DEAN'S HOUSE IS UP PAST THE GYM. 767 00:35:12,104 --> 00:35:14,563 AND HURRY-- DINNER'S IN AN HOUR! 768 00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:21,563 HEY, WHEN DO I GET FED? 769 00:35:21,563 --> 00:35:24,396 LATER. I HOPE THE OTHERS ARE OKAY. 770 00:35:24,396 --> 00:35:27,104 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO VAMPIRES WHO DON'T GET TO FEED? 771 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:28,771 I ALWAYS WONDERED THAT. GILES, PLATES. 772 00:35:28,771 --> 00:35:30,938 LIVING SKELETONS, MATE. 773 00:35:30,938 --> 00:35:34,354 LIKE FAMINE PICTURES FROM THOSE DUSTY COUNTRIES, 774 00:35:34,354 --> 00:35:36,312 ONLY NOT HALF AS FUNNY. 775 00:35:36,312 --> 00:35:38,896 YOU CAN HAVE GRAVY. THAT HAS BLOOD IN IT, RIGHT? 776 00:35:38,896 --> 00:35:41,354 DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS BLOOD IN IT? BLOOD. 777 00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:43,021 DO I HAVE TO GAG YOU? 778 00:35:43,021 --> 00:35:45,312 BECAUSE I AM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU WHINE 779 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:46,938 ALL THE WAY THROUGH MY DINNER. 780 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,021 IT'S GONNA BE A NICE, QUIET, CIVILIZED-- 781 00:35:52,187 --> 00:35:54,563 YOU. LISTEN, MAYBE I WASN'T CLEAR BEFORE 782 00:35:54,563 --> 00:35:56,896 ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE WE ALL FEEL. 783 00:35:56,896 --> 00:35:57,980 'CAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO HELP. 784 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,312 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 785 00:35:59,312 --> 00:36:01,187 IT ISN'T WORKING. 786 00:36:01,187 --> 00:36:03,729 UH, YOU CAN HAVE CASINOS NOW. 787 00:36:05,604 --> 00:36:07,146 GET DOWN! 788 00:36:07,146 --> 00:36:10,187 WHAT ABOUT ME? YOU GONNA LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THIS? 789 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:16,146 HEY! WATCH THE HEART! 790 00:36:18,271 --> 00:36:20,396 WELL, THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 791 00:36:20,396 --> 00:36:22,104 I THINK HE THOUGHT WE WERE CRAZY. 792 00:36:22,104 --> 00:36:24,062 MAYBE IF ANYA HADN'T OPENED THE CONVERSATION WITH, 793 00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:25,312 "EVERYBODY GOT BOTH EARS?" 794 00:36:25,312 --> 00:36:28,438 I LIKED HIS WIFE. SHE GAVE ME PIE. 795 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:29,729 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 796 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,938 WE COULD STAY HERE AND STAND WATCH, 797 00:36:31,938 --> 00:36:32,896 OR I JUST DON'T-- 798 00:36:32,896 --> 00:36:34,312 WILLOW. 799 00:36:34,312 --> 00:36:36,312 ANGEL? 800 00:36:36,312 --> 00:36:37,771 SO THIS IS ANGEL. 801 00:36:37,771 --> 00:36:39,688 HE'S LARGE AND GLOWERY, ISN'T HE? 802 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:41,396 HE'S EVIL AGAIN. 803 00:36:41,396 --> 00:36:44,021 I'M NOT EVIL AGAIN. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT? 804 00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:45,646 ANGEL'S HERE TO PROTECT BUFFY. 805 00:36:45,646 --> 00:36:47,396 I HAVEN'T BEEN EVIL FOR A LONG TIME. 806 00:36:47,396 --> 00:36:49,813 SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'S HERE. 807 00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:51,021 ANGEL, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING NEW? 808 00:36:51,021 --> 00:36:52,021 YEAH. ALL THE CHUMASH WEAPONS 809 00:36:52,021 --> 00:36:53,646 ARE MISSING FROM THE CULTURAL CENTER. 810 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:54,771 SOMETHING'S UP. WHERE'S BUFFY? 811 00:36:54,771 --> 00:36:56,771 STILL AT GILES'S. SHE SENT US TO CHECK ON DEAN GUERRERO. 812 00:36:56,771 --> 00:36:58,271 WHY THE DEAN? 813 00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:01,396 WE THINK HE'S GOING AFTER SOMEONE IN CHARGE. A LEADER? 814 00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:05,688 HE'S A WARRIOR. TO A WARRIOR, THE LEADER MEANS THE STRONGEST FIGHTER. 815 00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:07,062 BUFFY. 816 00:37:07,062 --> 00:37:08,187 HE'S FORMED A RAIDING PARTY. 817 00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,604 WE GOTTA GET OVER THERE. 818 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,312 I'LL CALL HER. YOU GET BACK FAST. 819 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,271 HERE. YOU GUYS CAN RIDE. 820 00:37:14,271 --> 00:37:16,062 [ Ring ] 821 00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:19,396 H-HELLO? YES. 822 00:37:19,396 --> 00:37:21,688 YES, W-W-WE'RE WELL AWARE OF THAT. 823 00:37:21,688 --> 00:37:24,230 WE-WE'RE UNDER SIEGE NOW, ACTUALLY. 824 00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:25,104 THANK YOU. 825 00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:26,729 WHO WAS THAT? 826 00:37:26,729 --> 00:37:30,230 A...SOMEONE. UH, WE NEED A PLAN. 827 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:32,229 YES. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT SOME MORE. 828 00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:34,729 WHERE'S YOUR WEAPONS CHEST? 829 00:37:34,729 --> 00:37:35,646 OVER THERE. 830 00:37:40,187 --> 00:37:41,521 OHH! 831 00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:42,646 BUFFY! 832 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,646 REMEMBER THAT CONQUERING NATION THING? 833 00:37:48,646 --> 00:37:49,855 FORGET IT. APOLOGIZE. 834 00:37:49,855 --> 00:37:50,980 SHUT UP, SPIKE. 835 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,438 FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. HEY, SORRY. 836 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,980 SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF. 837 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,354 HOW MANY? 838 00:37:57,354 --> 00:37:59,396 UH, THE LEADER UPSTAIRS. 839 00:37:59,396 --> 00:38:01,563 TWO BY THE LIVING ROOM WINDOWS. 840 00:38:01,563 --> 00:38:04,062 UH, ONE THROUGH THE WINDOW BY THE DOOR. 841 00:38:04,062 --> 00:38:05,146 IT'S TOO MANY. 842 00:38:05,146 --> 00:38:06,146 WE NEED HELP. 843 00:38:19,271 --> 00:38:21,896 OKAY, ONE... 844 00:38:21,896 --> 00:38:23,396 TWO... 845 00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:24,855 THREE. 846 00:38:36,896 --> 00:38:39,146 [ Hus ] STOP THEM! 847 00:38:48,312 --> 00:38:49,438 ENOUGH! 848 00:39:06,271 --> 00:39:08,396 OW! BLOODY HELL! 849 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,104 OHH! 850 00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,021 GILES, THESE GUYS-- THEY DON'T DIE. 851 00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:23,855 BUSY OVER HERE. 852 00:39:32,271 --> 00:39:33,521 HEY! 853 00:39:43,229 --> 00:39:46,146 WHY...WON'T...YOU...DIE?! 854 00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,896 WHAT'S HE LIKE WHEN HE IS EVIL? 855 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:15,396 HELP THE OTHERS! 856 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,229 YOUR KNIFE CAN KILL YOU. 857 00:40:44,729 --> 00:40:45,896 A BEAR! 858 00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:47,312 YOU MADE A BEAR! 859 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,896 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 860 00:40:48,896 --> 00:40:50,563 UNDO IT! UNDO IT! 861 00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:10,479 HEY, GENTLE BEN, OVER HERE. 862 00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:14,855 THAT'S FOR GIVING ME SYPHILIS. 863 00:42:10,521 --> 00:42:13,229 WHAT HAPPENED? DID WE WIN? 864 00:42:13,229 --> 00:42:15,229 I FEEL LOUSY. 865 00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:18,354 TURKEY CAME OUT RATHER SPLENDIDLY. 866 00:42:18,354 --> 00:42:20,354 OH, IT WAS YUMMY. 867 00:42:20,354 --> 00:42:23,563 IT'S JUST...DID YOU SEE ME? 868 00:42:23,563 --> 00:42:26,813 TWO SECONDS OF CONFLICT WITH AN INDIGENOUS PERSON, 869 00:42:26,813 --> 00:42:29,646 AND I TURNED INTO GENERAL CUSTER. 870 00:42:29,646 --> 00:42:32,771 VIOLENCE DOES THAT. INSTINCT TAKES OVER. 871 00:42:32,771 --> 00:42:34,980 YEAH, THAT'S THE FUN. 872 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:37,688 NOBODY ASKED YOU. 873 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:42,646 OH, LAY OFF. YOU ALL HAD A FINE MEAL. 874 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:47,187 BUT ME...AN ENTIRE SIEGE. 875 00:42:47,187 --> 00:42:49,229 YOU'D THINK ONE OF YOU WOULD BLEED A LITTLE. 876 00:42:49,229 --> 00:42:53,312 GOOD WORK, BUFFY... ON BOTH COUNTS. 877 00:42:53,312 --> 00:42:55,604 THANKS. 878 00:42:55,604 --> 00:43:00,021 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE VERY PLEASED. 879 00:43:00,021 --> 00:43:04,354 WASN'T EXACTLY A PERFECT THANKSGIVING. 880 00:43:04,354 --> 00:43:06,896 I DON'T KNOW. SEEMED KINDA RIGHT TO ME. 881 00:43:06,896 --> 00:43:08,479 A BUNCH OF ANTICIPATION, A BIG FIGHT, 882 00:43:08,479 --> 00:43:09,896 AND NOW WE'RE ALL SLEEPY. 883 00:43:09,896 --> 00:43:13,021 AND WE DID ALL SURVIVE. 884 00:43:13,021 --> 00:43:16,312 I GUESS THAT MUCH IS TRUE. 885 00:43:16,312 --> 00:43:18,896 FIRST THANKSGIVING ON MY OWN, AND WE ALL GOT THROUGH IT. 886 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,604 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 887 00:43:20,604 --> 00:43:23,729 I THINK MY SYPHILIS IS CLEARING RIGHT UP. 888 00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:27,104 AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD. 889 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,021 OR MAYBE THEY JUST WISH IT. 890 00:43:29,021 --> 00:43:31,938 WELL, MAYBE WE STARTED A NEW TRADITION THIS YEAR. 891 00:43:34,021 --> 00:43:38,271 MAYBE NOT. BUT AT LEAST WE ALL WORKED TOGETHER. 892 00:43:38,271 --> 00:43:40,187 IT WAS LIKE OLD TIMES. 893 00:43:40,187 --> 00:43:42,146 YEAH, ESPECIALLY WITH ANGEL BEING HERE AND EVERYTHING. 894 00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:50,396 [ Xander ] OOPS... 895 00:43:50,396 --> 00:43:52,354 [ Silverware Clinks ] 896 00:44:24,813 --> 00:44:27,187 GRR! ARRGH!