1 00:00:06,271 --> 00:00:07,688 [ Sigh ] ANYTHING? 2 00:00:07,688 --> 00:00:10,813 AH! "INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN NOVEL. 3 00:00:10,813 --> 00:00:13,646 A SURVEY STUDY OF 20th CENTURY NOVELISTS." 4 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,563 OPEN TO FRESHMEN. YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT. 5 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:18,771 INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN NOVEL? 6 00:00:18,771 --> 00:00:22,229 I'M GUESSING I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO READ THE MODERN NOVEL. 7 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:24,855 MAYBE MORE THAN ONE. 8 00:00:24,855 --> 00:00:26,604 I LIKE BOOKS... 9 00:00:26,604 --> 00:00:30,646 I JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE ON TOO MUCH. 10 00:00:30,646 --> 00:00:33,688 DO THEY HAVE AN INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN BLURB? 11 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:36,271 OH! "SHORT STORY." 12 00:00:36,271 --> 00:00:37,729 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 13 00:00:37,729 --> 00:00:39,604 OH, NO. IT CONFLICTS WITH PSYCH. 14 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,521 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TAKE PSYCH. 15 00:00:41,521 --> 00:00:42,563 YOU GOTTA. 16 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:44,646 I-IT'S FUN, A-AND YOU CAN USE IT 17 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:46,312 AS YOUR SCIENCE REQUIREMENT. 18 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:49,229 ANYWAY, PROFESSOR WALSH IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT. 19 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:51,312 SHE'S LIKE WORLD-RENOWNED. 20 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,813 HOW DO YOU GET TO BE RENOWNED? 21 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:57,312 I MEAN, LIKE, DO YOU HAVE TO BE "NOWNED" FIRST? 22 00:00:57,312 --> 00:01:00,729 YES, FIRST THERE'S THE PAINFUL "NOWNING" PROCESS. 23 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:05,146 WAIT! "IMAGES OF POP CULTURE." THIS IS GOOD. 24 00:01:05,146 --> 00:01:07,271 T-THEY WATCH MOVIES, 25 00:01:07,271 --> 00:01:10,062 T-TV SHOWS, EVEN COMMERCIALS. 26 00:01:10,062 --> 00:01:11,271 FOR CREDIT? 27 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,896 HEH. ISN'T COLLEGE COOL? 28 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:15,813 HOW DID I MISS THAT ONE? 29 00:01:15,813 --> 00:01:18,479 WELL, YOU DID SORT OF WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE 30 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:21,062 WITH YOUR COURSE SELECTION. 31 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:25,104 SORRY, MISS "I CHOSE MY MAJOR IN PLAY GROUP." 32 00:01:25,104 --> 00:01:27,396 THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION. 33 00:01:27,396 --> 00:01:31,354 I JUST, YOU KNOW, THINK IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED. 34 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:34,479 DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT UNAWARES. 35 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,187 WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY. 36 00:01:36,187 --> 00:01:39,021 IT'S BEEN A VERY SLAY-HEAVY SUMMER. 37 00:01:39,021 --> 00:01:40,646 JUST HAVEN'T HAD A WHOLE LOT OF TIME 38 00:01:40,646 --> 00:01:43,604 TO THINK ABOUT LIFE AT UC SUNNYDALE. 39 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,771 COLLEGE IS EXCITING, THOUGH, ISN'T IT? 40 00:01:46,771 --> 00:01:50,604 YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE AN ADJUSTMENT. 41 00:01:50,604 --> 00:01:52,521 YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, 5 MILES AWAY. 42 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:55,688 HEH. UNCHARTED TERRITORY. 43 00:01:55,688 --> 00:01:58,271 GILES SAID I HAVE TO BE SECRET-IDENTITY GAL AGAIN. 44 00:01:58,271 --> 00:01:59,604 THAT MAKES SENSE. 45 00:01:59,604 --> 00:02:01,855 IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH, THOUGH. 46 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,563 WITH A ROOMMATE. 47 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:04,896 YEAH. 48 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:08,396 I'M PSYCHED ABOUT COLLEGE. DEFINITELY. 49 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,396 I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT'S GONNA WORK 50 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,813 WITH MY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 51 00:02:12,813 --> 00:02:16,855 I JUST CAN'T LET IT TAKE THE EDGE OFF MY SLAYING. 52 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:19,312 I GOTTA STAY SHARP. 53 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:23,938 IS THIS GUY EVER GONNA WAKE UP? 54 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:35,396 ♪ SOMETIMES ♪ 55 00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:38,855 ♪ IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ♪ 56 00:03:38,855 --> 00:03:43,479 FRESHMEN! WE'RE DOING THIS BY FOLDER COLOR! 57 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:46,604 IF YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ON TO A YELLOW FOLDER, 58 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:48,104 YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GROUP. 59 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,604 YOU BELONG UP BY WIESMAN HALL. 60 00:03:55,729 --> 00:03:56,980 [ Girl ] WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT. 61 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,021 [ Crowd ] NO! 62 00:03:58,021 --> 00:03:59,021 DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 63 00:03:59,021 --> 00:03:59,938 NO! 64 00:03:59,938 --> 00:04:01,230 WHAT DO WE WANT? 65 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:02,062 [ Crowd Responds ] 66 00:04:02,062 --> 00:04:03,230 WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 67 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,271 NOW! 68 00:04:04,271 --> 00:04:05,271 WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT. 69 00:04:05,271 --> 00:04:06,438 NO! 70 00:04:06,438 --> 00:04:07,896 DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 71 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,521 RALLY TOMORROW NIGHT. 72 00:04:18,521 --> 00:04:20,146 WE HAVE TO LET THE ADMINISTRATION KNOW HOW WE FEEL. 73 00:04:20,146 --> 00:04:22,604 YEAH. RIGHT. 74 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:25,021 HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR? 75 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:26,271 UH, YOU KNOW, I MEANT TO, 76 00:04:26,271 --> 00:04:28,604 A-AND THEN I JUST GOT REALLY BUSY. 77 00:04:28,604 --> 00:04:30,604 PARTY THURSDAY AT ALPHA DELT. 78 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,688 GOTTA BE THERE. FREE JELL-O SHOTS FOR FRESHMAN WOMEN. 79 00:04:32,688 --> 00:04:36,938 DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE... WIESMAN HALL IS? 80 00:04:42,438 --> 00:04:44,396 [ Willow ] BUFFY. HEY! 81 00:04:44,396 --> 00:04:45,938 BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 82 00:04:45,938 --> 00:04:48,729 ISN'T THIS COOL? THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON. 83 00:04:48,729 --> 00:04:51,771 YEAH. ALMOST, ONE MIGHT SAY, TOO MUCH. 84 00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:54,855 I GOT ALL MY COURSES, EXCEPT FOR MODERN POETRY. 85 00:04:54,855 --> 00:04:57,729 I HAD TO SWITCH TO ETHNOMUSICOLOGY, BUT THAT'S COOL. 86 00:04:57,729 --> 00:05:00,646 WEST AFRICAN DRUMMING, I THINK IT'S GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING. 87 00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:02,813 HAVE YOU MET YOUR ROOMMATE YET? 88 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:03,688 NO. 89 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:05,729 ME NEITHER. I HOPE SHE'S COOL. 90 00:05:05,729 --> 00:05:07,312 I SEE YOU GOT TICKETED, TOO. 91 00:05:07,312 --> 00:05:09,855 YES. I'VE HEARD ABOUT 5 DIFFERENT ISSUES, 92 00:05:09,855 --> 00:05:12,187 AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 93 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,354 WHAT DID YOU GET? 94 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,062 JELL-O SHOTS. 95 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:17,230 I DIDN'T GET JELL-O SHOTS. 96 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:21,104 OH, I'LL TRADE YOU FOR A "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT." 97 00:05:21,104 --> 00:05:23,438 ARE WE HEADING ANYWHERE NEAR WIESMAN HALL? 98 00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:24,646 I STILL NEED TO GET MY I.D. CARD. 99 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:26,104 OH, I GOT MINE THIS MORNING. 100 00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:28,896 THE LINES ARE REALLY LONG NOW. YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE EARLY. 101 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,896 WELL, I HOPE THAT I LEARN FROM THIS EXPERIENCE 102 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,438 AND THAT I GROW. 103 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:35,354 I'M BEING ANNOYING, AREN'T I? 104 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:37,354 NO. IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE EXCITED. 105 00:05:37,354 --> 00:05:41,354 IT'S JUST IN HIGH SCHOOL, KNOWLEDGE WAS PRETTY MUCH FROWNED UPON. 106 00:05:41,354 --> 00:05:43,771 YOU REALLY HAD TO WORK TO LEARN ANYTHING. 107 00:05:43,771 --> 00:05:46,813 BUT HERE, THE ENERGY, THE COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE-- 108 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,813 IT'S LIKE THIS FORCE, T-THIS PENETRATING FORCE, 109 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:53,146 AND I CAN JUST FEEL MY MIND OPENING UP, YOU KNOW, 110 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:59,312 AND LETTING THIS PLACE JUST THRUST INTO AND--AND SPURT KNOWLEDGE INTO-- 111 00:05:59,312 --> 00:06:03,771 THAT SENTENCE ENDED UP IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THAN IT STARTED OUT IN. 112 00:06:03,771 --> 00:06:07,188 I'M WITH YOU, THOUGH. I'M ALL FOR SPURTY KNOWLEDGE. 113 00:06:07,188 --> 00:06:10,146 I MEAN, IT'S JUST, IT'S A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 114 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:11,646 DON'T YOU FEEL IT? 115 00:06:11,646 --> 00:06:13,813 WELL, I'M...[ Gasp ] OOH, BOYFRIEND! 116 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:15,771 IT'S MY ON-CAMPUS BOYFRIEND. 117 00:06:15,771 --> 00:06:17,771 OH, NO, I FORGOT TO PICK MINE UP. 118 00:06:17,771 --> 00:06:19,896 LINE'S PROBABLY REALLY LONG NOW, TOO. 119 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,146 HOW ARE YOU? 120 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:23,146 GOOD. IT'S PRETTY MUCH A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE. 121 00:06:23,146 --> 00:06:24,813 I KNOW. I WAS JUST SAYING THAT TO WILLOW. 122 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:26,938 I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO OVERWHELMING. 123 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:29,187 DON'T YOU FEEL COMPLETELY DISORIENTED? 124 00:06:29,187 --> 00:06:30,104 OZ! 125 00:06:30,104 --> 00:06:31,438 HEY, PAUL. 126 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:34,771 FINALLY MATRICULATING WITH US. VERY COOL. 127 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,646 TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYING THIS WEEK. 128 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,021 THURSDAY NIGHT, ALPHA DELT. 129 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:39,646 OOH! I HAVE THAT ONE. 130 00:06:39,646 --> 00:06:41,479 I'M BRINGING THE WRECKING CREW. JELL-O SHOTS. 131 00:06:41,479 --> 00:06:42,813 GOOD. 132 00:06:42,813 --> 00:06:44,021 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE DISTRIBUTING 133 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:45,521 THE WORK-STUDY APPLICATIONS? 134 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:47,271 BACK OF RICHMOND HALL, NEXT TO THE AUDITORIUM. 135 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:49,563 THANKS. SEE YOU, BRO. 136 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:51,563 GO GET 'EM. 137 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:55,187 MY BAND'S PLAYED HERE A LOT. IT'S STILL ALL NEW. 138 00:06:55,187 --> 00:06:58,104 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON. HEY, DOUG. 139 00:06:59,021 --> 00:07:02,813 LIBRARY...OOH, LIBRARY. COME ON. 140 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:09,230 IT'S TOO BAD GILES COULDN'T BE LIBRARIAN HERE. BE CONVENIENT. 141 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,855 WELL, HE SAYS HE'S ENJOYING BEING A GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE. 142 00:07:11,855 --> 00:07:15,729 GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE? ISN'T THAT JUST BRITISH FOR UNEMPLOYED? 143 00:07:15,729 --> 00:07:17,688 UH-HUH. HE'S A SLACKER NOW. 144 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,896 SPEAKING OF SLACK, YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM XANDER? 145 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,396 NOT FOR A WHILE. 146 00:07:22,396 --> 00:07:24,938 HE'S STILL ON HIS "CROSS-COUNTRY, SEE AMERICA" THING. 147 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:28,896 HE SAID HE WASN'T COMING BACK UNTIL HE'D DRIVEN TO ALL 50 STATES. 148 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,521 DID YOU EXPLAIN ABOUT HAWAII? 149 00:07:31,521 --> 00:07:34,229 WELL, HE SEEMED SO DETERMINED. 150 00:07:34,229 --> 00:07:36,187 WELL, I HOPE HE GETS BACK SOON. 151 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:38,521 IT'D BE FUN TO HAVE THE WHOLE GANG BACK TOGETHER, YOU KNOW, 152 00:07:38,521 --> 00:07:42,021 HANG OUT IN THE...LIBRARY. 153 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:44,104 WOW. 154 00:07:46,938 --> 00:07:49,688 OH, MY GOSH, ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 155 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,771 IT'S...COZY. 156 00:07:53,771 --> 00:07:58,688 YOU KNOW, I NEVER WANTED TO HURT GILES'S FEELINGS, BUT OCCULT BOOKS ASIDE, 157 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:04,230 OUR OLD LIBRARY JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GREATEST SELECTION. BUT THIS! 158 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:06,187 YEAH, THIS IS GREAT, YOU KNOW, 159 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:09,771 IF WE EVER NEED A PLACE FOR THE NUREMBERG RALLIES. 160 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:11,312 AH, THIS IS A REAL LIBRARY. 161 00:08:11,312 --> 00:08:12,813 [ Man ] SHH! 162 00:08:12,813 --> 00:08:14,855 [ Whispering ] SEE, WE EVEN HAVE TO WHISPER. 163 00:08:14,855 --> 00:08:17,230 IT LIKE A WHOLE NEW WORLD. 164 00:08:23,104 --> 00:08:24,729 HERE. OH, THANKS. 165 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:27,230 I CAN'T WAIT TILL MOM GETS THE BILL FOR THESE BOOKS. 166 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,604 I HOPE IT'S A FUNNY ANEURISM. 167 00:08:28,604 --> 00:08:33,229 INTRODUCTION TO PSYCHOLOGY. OH, UP THERE. 168 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:34,813 I'LL GET THEM. 169 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:37,146 YOU KNOW, THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE. 170 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:39,938 OH, I THINK THERE'S A PROTEST NEXT WEEK. 171 00:08:39,938 --> 00:08:40,938 WHOA--OH! 172 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,396 OH! AH--OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 173 00:08:44,396 --> 00:08:47,563 I'M OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 174 00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:50,021 WELL, THAT WAS BRACING. 175 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:53,521 I'M SO--THE BOOKS WERE JUST TOO HIGH, 176 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:56,521 AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS BAD. 177 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:58,438 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 178 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:03,813 LET'S PUT A FEW OF THESE DOWN HERE. 179 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:06,396 SO, UH, ARE YOU GIRLS TAKING INTRO PSYCH, 180 00:09:06,396 --> 00:09:08,354 OR DO YOU JUST WANT ME DEAD? 181 00:09:08,354 --> 00:09:11,396 UH-HUH. I MEAN, THE FIRST ONE. 182 00:09:11,396 --> 00:09:12,604 WELL, YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 183 00:09:12,604 --> 00:09:14,521 PROFESSOR WALSH-- SHE'S QUITE A CHARACTER. 184 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,230 YOU'VE TAKEN IT? 185 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:18,188 I'M A T.A. I'LL BE HELPING THE PROFESSOR OUT. 186 00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:20,229 I'M SORRY. I'VE FORGOTTEN MY MANNERS IN ALL THE CONCUSSION. 187 00:09:20,229 --> 00:09:21,646 I'M RILEY. 188 00:09:21,646 --> 00:09:23,729 WILLOW, AND THIS IS MY FRIEND BUFFY. 189 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,312 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. 190 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:26,813 I'M NICE TO MEET. 191 00:09:26,813 --> 00:09:28,146 HEY, DO YOU KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA BE STUDYING 192 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:30,312 OPERANT CONDITIONING IN THE FIRST SEMESTER? 193 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:33,021 'CAUSE I HEAR THAT'S KINDA PROFESSOR WALSH'S SPECIALTY. 194 00:09:33,021 --> 00:09:36,521 ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW HER TREATISE ON DIETRICH'S WORK? 195 00:09:36,521 --> 00:09:38,062 I KNOW OF IT. 196 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:40,230 IT'S NOT IN THE SYLLABUS, BUT IT'S A FASCINATING READ, 197 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:43,146 IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. THEY HAVE IT HERE. 198 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:44,312 OOH! WHERE? 199 00:09:44,312 --> 00:09:45,396 I'LL SHOW YOU. 200 00:09:45,396 --> 00:09:46,896 I DON'T MEET THAT MANY FRESHMEN 201 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,604 THAT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY. 202 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:50,187 WELL, IT'S FASCINATING. 203 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:53,771 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE EVERYONE'S GOT A BRAIN. 204 00:09:57,896 --> 00:10:00,312 OR...ALMOST EVERYONE. 205 00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:18,813 HI. 206 00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:21,521 OH, HI. ARE YOU BUFFY? 207 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,062 YEAH. 208 00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:23,896 KATHY. 209 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:27,187 HI. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 210 00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:28,855 YEAH. 211 00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:37,479 SO, IT'S, UH, IT'S A PRETTY NICE ROOM, HUH? 212 00:10:37,479 --> 00:10:39,438 HMM. I WAS SURPRISED, 213 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,312 'CAUSE YOU HEAR HORROR STORIES ABOUT FRESHMAN HOUSING. 214 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:43,771 YOU TOOK THE RIGHT SIDE. 215 00:10:43,771 --> 00:10:47,479 YEAH. UM, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT IT-- 216 00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:50,229 NO, NO. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 217 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:54,604 YOU EXCITED FOR CLASSES TOMORROW? 218 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:55,938 PAINFULLY. 219 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,271 [ Laughs ] I BET THERE'S GONNA BE 220 00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:59,646 A LOT OF PARTIES TO GO TO THIS WEEK, TOO. 221 00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:01,563 NOT THAT I'M A CRAZY PARTIER. 222 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:04,729 OH, AND I'M NOT ALWAYS THIS HYPER, EITHER. I'M JUST EXCITED. 223 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:08,604 YEAH. ME, TOO. 224 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:09,980 WOW. YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY GLAD 225 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,104 THAT THEY PUT ME WITH SOMEBODY COOL. 226 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,021 I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE COOL. 227 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:17,021 I JUST KNOW THAT THIS WHOLE YEAR IS GONNA BE SUPER FUN. 228 00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:23,980 [ Snores, Smacking Lips ] 229 00:11:25,438 --> 00:11:28,438 [ Snoring ] 230 00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:38,354 MM-MMM. [ Laughs ] MMM? 231 00:11:43,646 --> 00:11:50,646 THE POINT OF THIS COURSE IS NOT TO CRITIQUE POPULAR AMERICAN CULTURE. 232 00:11:50,646 --> 00:11:55,021 IT IS NOT TO PICK AT IT OR LOOK DOWN UPON IT. 233 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:57,980 AND IT IS NOT TO WATCH VIDEOS FOR CREDIT. 234 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:01,230 THE POINT IS TO EXAMINE ITS-- 235 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:02,729 [ Whispering ] DO YOU KNOW IF THIS CLASS IS FULL YET? 236 00:12:02,729 --> 00:12:06,230 AND THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE, 237 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:08,271 AND I KNOW THAT ONE OF THEM IS ME. 238 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:12,646 AND THE OTHER IS A BLONDE GIRL. 239 00:12:12,646 --> 00:12:17,146 YOU, BLONDE GIRL. STAND UP. 240 00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:20,896 I'M VERY EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY 241 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,521 THAT'S WORTH INTERRUPTING MY LECTURE FOR. 242 00:12:29,938 --> 00:12:34,229 I WAS JUST ASKING IF THE CLASS WAS STILL OPEN, 243 00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:37,688 IF I COULD STILL SIGN UP. 244 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,896 IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS SHEET, 245 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,479 THEN YOU ARE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME. 246 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:43,771 ARE YOU ON THE SHEET? 247 00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:45,021 THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I JUST-- 248 00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:46,771 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 249 00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:49,896 YOU ARE SUCKING ENERGY FROM EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM. 250 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,521 THEY CAME HERE TO LEARN. 251 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,146 GET OUT. 252 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:59,813 I DIDN'T MEAN TO...SUCK. 253 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:04,271 LEAVE! THANK YOU. 254 00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:20,521 IF, UH, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSYCH, IT'S THROUGH HERE. 255 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,896 OH, THANKS. 256 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,479 HOW'S YOUR HEAD? 257 00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:25,604 SORRY? 258 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,479 YESTERDAY, IN THE BOOKSTORE. 259 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:30,813 YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 260 00:13:30,813 --> 00:13:32,479 OH, NO. SORRY. I REMEMBER YOU. 261 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,479 YOU'RE WILLOW'S FRIEND. 262 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:35,479 YEAH. 263 00:13:35,479 --> 00:13:36,604 MY HEAD IS FINE. 264 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,479 IT JUST STUNG FOR A BIT 265 00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:41,563 AND I LOST MOST OF MY BASIC MOTOR FUNCTIONS. IT'S NO BIGGIE. 266 00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,187 WE'RE HERE. 267 00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:46,771 I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER YOU. 268 00:13:46,771 --> 00:13:48,062 BUFFY. 269 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,521 BUFFY. RIGHT. HAVE FUN TONIGHT, OKAY? 270 00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:52,146 THANKS. 271 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:57,855 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 272 00:13:57,855 --> 00:14:00,855 PROFESSOR WALSH ISN'T PLANNING ON YELLING AT ME 273 00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:02,896 AND KICKING ME OUT OF THE CLASS, IS SHE? 274 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,688 IT'S NOT IN HER LESSON PLAN. 275 00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:08,312 GREAT. 276 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,855 HOW WAS POP CULTURE? 277 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,604 I DECIDED NOT TO TAKE IT. 278 00:14:17,604 --> 00:14:20,813 IT SEEMED DULL. 279 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:24,021 OKAY, THIS IS PSYCH 105, INTRODUCTION TO PSYCHOLOGY. 280 00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:28,813 I'M PROFESSOR WALSH. THOSE OF YOU WHO FALL INTO MY GOOD GRACES 281 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,354 WILL COME TO KNOW ME AS MAGGIE. 282 00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:32,521 THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WILL COME TO KNOW ME 283 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:35,521 BY THE NAME MY T.A.S USE AND THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT, 284 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:39,021 THE EVIL BITCH-MONSTER OF DEATH. 285 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,771 MAKE NO MISTAKE, I RUN A HARD CLASS. 286 00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:44,855 I ASSIGN A LOT OF WORK, I TALK FAST, AND I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP UP. 287 00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:48,438 IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO COAST, I RECOMMEND GEOLOGY 101. 288 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:51,229 THAT'S WHERE THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE. 289 00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:05,604 OH! OH! 290 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,855 WOW. SORRY. 291 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,187 NO, I WASN'T LOOKING. 292 00:15:09,187 --> 00:15:11,813 DID YOU, UH, LOSE YOUR WAY? 293 00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:15,563 ME? OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M JUST GOING TO FISCHER HALL, 294 00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:19,938 WHICH I KNOW IS ON THE EARTH PLANET. 295 00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,563 RECENTLY VOTED "MOST PATHETIC," UH-HUH. 296 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:25,855 MMM, WELL, I'M LOST, AND I HAVE A MAP, SO-- 297 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,771 OH. I COME IN SECOND. 298 00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,604 I'M BUFFY, BY THE WAY. 299 00:15:29,604 --> 00:15:30,855 EDDIE. 300 00:15:30,855 --> 00:15:33,312 OKAY, SO... 301 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:35,688 SO THAT'S FISCHER HALL, RIGHT? 302 00:15:35,688 --> 00:15:39,938 OKAY, AND THIS IS DUNWORTH BUILDING. THAT'S MY DORM. 303 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,938 IT'S JUST IT-IT'S US I CAN'T FIND. 304 00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:43,062 ARE WE THE BLUE PART? 305 00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:45,271 NO. YES. 306 00:15:45,271 --> 00:15:46,980 OKAY, RIGHT, SO, IF I--I CAME FROM THERE, 307 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:51,521 THEN WE WOULD JUST WANT TO GO THAT WAY TO THE BIKE PATH. 308 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:55,563 YOU SOUND VERY CERTAIN. I'M IN. 309 00:15:57,729 --> 00:16:01,771 ARE YOU TAKING PSYCH 105 WITH PROFESSOR WALSH? 310 00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:04,563 YEAH. I MEAN, I'M GONNA TRY. 311 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,896 SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE LONG WORDS, HUH? 312 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,396 YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY INTENSE. 313 00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:10,187 A LOT OF THE COURSES ARE REALLY TOUGH. 314 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:11,896 I'M A LITTLE UPSET. 315 00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:13,230 I HAD IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY 316 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,229 THIS WAS A PARTY SCHOOL. 317 00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,271 I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO GET EASIER. 318 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:20,021 I STILL FEEL LIKE CARRYING AROUND A SECURITY BLANKET. 319 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,855 OF HUMAN BONDAGE. HAVE YOU EVER READ IT? 320 00:16:23,855 --> 00:16:26,271 OH, I'M NOT REALLY INTO PORN-- 321 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,312 I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO CUT WAY BACK. 322 00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:32,312 NO, THERE'S NO ACTUAL BONDAGE. IT'S JUST A NOVEL. 323 00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:34,396 I'VE READ IT, LIKE, 10 TIMES. 324 00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:37,688 I ALWAYS KEEP IT BY MY BED. 325 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,771 SECURITY BLANKET. 326 00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:42,646 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A SECURITY BLANKET, 327 00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:44,855 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU COUNT MR. POINTY. 328 00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:46,104 MR. POINTY? 329 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,271 OH, BIKE PATH. 330 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:50,104 SO, IT'S NICE TO KNOW 331 00:16:50,104 --> 00:16:53,855 THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ENTIRELY CONFUSED PERSON ON THIS CAMPUS. 332 00:16:53,855 --> 00:16:55,646 I SUSPECT THERE'S A LOT OF US. 333 00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:57,021 WELL, I'LL LOOK FOR YOU IN PSYCH. 334 00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:58,438 YEAH. MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER 335 00:16:58,438 --> 00:17:00,021 FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. 336 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,354 [ Laughs ] OKAY. 337 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,104 MAYBE EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE YEAR. [ Laughs ] 338 00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:06,438 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 339 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:25,271 I'M SORRY. DID YOU LOSE YOUR WAY? 340 00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:00,646 [ Door Closes ] 341 00:18:10,229 --> 00:18:12,604 YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 342 00:18:12,604 --> 00:18:14,146 YEAH. 343 00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:17,062 YOU MADE A FRIEND? GOOD FOR YOU. 344 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,813 THANKS, MOM. 345 00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:22,188 YEAH. EDDIE JUST TOOK OFF. 346 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:26,312 PACKED HIS STUFF, LEFT A NOTE. HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 347 00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:27,646 SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT. 348 00:18:27,646 --> 00:18:29,062 THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW KIDS WHO LOSE IT 349 00:18:29,062 --> 00:18:33,062 EARLY IN THE FIRST SEMESTER AND JUST BAIL. 350 00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:35,229 WEAK ONES, I GUESS. 351 00:18:56,813 --> 00:19:02,271 BORING, BORING... 352 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:06,646 BORING, BORING... 353 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,229 BORING, BORING. 354 00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,229 [ Sigh ] ASTONISHINGLY BORING. 355 00:19:12,229 --> 00:19:15,021 WE...WE HAVE TO KILL SOME COOLER PEOPLE. 356 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,521 WILL SOMEBODY REMIND ME? 357 00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:18,855 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID PICK ON THE WEAK ONES, 358 00:19:18,855 --> 00:19:21,479 THIN THE HERD AND ALL THAT. 359 00:19:21,479 --> 00:19:23,646 DOES THIS SWEATER MAKE ME LOOK FAT? 360 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:27,271 NO. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FAT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. 361 00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:30,563 THAT SWEATER JUST MAKES YOU LOOK PURPLE. 362 00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,729 [ Sigh ] YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER. 363 00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:36,229 HEY, WORDS CAN HURT LIKE A FIST. 364 00:19:36,229 --> 00:19:39,104 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 365 00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:40,146 [ Sunday ] WELL? 366 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,938 DO WE HAVE A KLIMT? 367 00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:44,396 YES! 368 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:47,354 BIG SCORE FOR KLIMT. 369 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,312 MONET STILL WELL IN THE LEAD, 370 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:54,604 BUT LOOK OUT FOR TEAM KLIMT COMING FROM BEHIND. 371 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:58,312 FRESHMEN. MAN, THEY'RE SO PREDICTABLE. 372 00:19:58,312 --> 00:20:01,312 AND YOU CAN NEVER EAT JUST ONE. 373 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:02,771 YEAH, I'M HUNGRY. 374 00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:04,354 WHAT A SHOCK. 375 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,271 WE EAT WHEN I SAY WE EAT. 376 00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:09,062 WELL, WE COULD HIT THE TUNNELS. 377 00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:11,771 WE EAT WHEN I SAY WE EAT! 378 00:20:11,771 --> 00:20:13,646 GOD, LIGHTEN UP. 379 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:17,229 I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU SCREAM. 380 00:20:17,229 --> 00:20:20,354 IT'S LIKE...WHOA! 381 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:23,104 I GOTTA GET ME SOME BETTER LACKEYS, I SWEAR. 382 00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:25,855 YOU GUYS ARE USELESS. 383 00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:27,438 I SHOULDN'T EVEN TAKE YOU ON THE HUNT. 384 00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:29,771 GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU LET DEAD EDDIE GET YOU DINNER? 385 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,563 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE PLAN. 386 00:20:36,146 --> 00:20:37,938 [ Knocks ] 387 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,438 GILES? 388 00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:48,438 RUPERT, IS THIS BLEU CHEESE, 389 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:51,563 OR IS IT JUST CHEESE THAT'S GONE BLUE? 390 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,229 YOU'RE NOT GILES. 391 00:20:56,229 --> 00:21:00,771 UM, YOU KNOW, THE DOOR WAS OPEN, SO I JUST-- 392 00:21:00,771 --> 00:21:04,104 UH, GILES DOES STILL LIVE HERE, RIGHT? 393 00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:05,104 HE DOES. 394 00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:06,479 [ Giles Coughs ] 395 00:21:06,479 --> 00:21:09,813 HE APPEARS. RUPERT, YOU HAVE A GUEST. 396 00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,229 BUFFY, HELLO. 397 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,938 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 398 00:21:14,938 --> 00:21:19,771 NO...UH, FORGIVE ME. UM, THIS IS OLIVIA. 399 00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:23,896 SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND. SHE'S STAYING OVER FOR A FEW DAYS. 400 00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:28,229 COULDN'T PASS THROUGH SUNNY CAL WITHOUT LOOKING UP OLD RIPPER. 401 00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:29,396 UH-HUH. 402 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:32,396 BUFFY IS--UM, WAS A STUDENT OF MINE. 403 00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:33,980 AND HOW IS UNIVERSITY? 404 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,396 PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS HIGH SCHOOL, 405 00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:37,980 IN THE SENSE OF I NEED HELP. 406 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:40,396 AH. HELP, YES. 407 00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:42,980 BUT THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD TIME. 408 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:44,604 NO, YOU GUYS TALK. 409 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,813 I'LL GO SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS COMFORTABLE. 410 00:21:50,271 --> 00:21:54,563 SO, UH, TROUBLE WITH, UM, STUDIES? 411 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,104 THIS IS A BAD TIME. 412 00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:57,521 YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 413 00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:58,855 WELL, IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 414 00:21:58,855 --> 00:22:00,104 I THINK SOMEONE HAD JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH 415 00:22:00,104 --> 00:22:01,438 FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS. 416 00:22:01,438 --> 00:22:03,896 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE? 417 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:08,604 NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY, VERY OLD, AND IT'S GROSS. 418 00:22:08,604 --> 00:22:12,604 WELL, BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE RAVAGES OF AGE 419 00:22:12,604 --> 00:22:15,062 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 420 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,229 THERE'S A STUDENT MISSING. 421 00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:19,604 YES? 422 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:23,271 EDDIE. HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT SCHOOL, 423 00:22:23,271 --> 00:22:25,187 BUT I JUST DON'T THINK HE DID. 424 00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:26,479 I MET HIM OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT, 425 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,104 AND THEN I WENT BACK WHERE WE MET, 426 00:22:28,104 --> 00:22:30,062 AND IT LOOKED LIKE THERE'D BEEN A STRUGGLE. 427 00:22:30,062 --> 00:22:31,855 AND? 428 00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:33,604 AND WE NEED TO STOP THIS. 429 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,396 I MEAN, EDDIE'S R.A. SAID KIDS DISAPPEAR A LOT. 430 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,980 THERE COULD BE A GANG OF VAMPIRES WORKING THE CAMPUS. 431 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,855 WE NEED RESEARCH AND--AND CHARTS AND STUFF. 432 00:22:41,855 --> 00:22:43,729 I--I STILL DON'T SEE WHERE I FIT IN. 433 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:47,271 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T DESCRIBED ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO YOURSELF. 434 00:22:47,271 --> 00:22:50,021 OKAY, REMEMBER BEFORE YOU BECAME HUGH HEFNER, 435 00:22:50,021 --> 00:22:51,688 WHEN YOU USED TO BE A WATCHER? 436 00:22:51,688 --> 00:22:54,396 WELL, OFFICIALLY, YOU NO LONGER HAVE A WATCHER. 437 00:22:54,396 --> 00:22:57,062 BUFFY, YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE WHEN YOU NEED ME. 438 00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:59,980 I MEAN, YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING, 439 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,896 BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 440 00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:07,229 YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL, AND I CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE TO GUIDE YOU. 441 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:10,521 I'M SORRY TO BUG YOU. 442 00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,896 BUFFY-- 443 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:15,187 OH, NO--I MEAN, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 444 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,938 I CAN HANDLE THIS. 445 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:22,229 I-IT'S JUST THAT... I'M ON IT. 446 00:23:22,229 --> 00:23:24,021 I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME. 447 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,271 [ Door Closes ] 448 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,396 SHE'S GONE? 449 00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:28,104 YES. 450 00:23:28,104 --> 00:23:30,229 SO DID YOU HELP HER? 451 00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:33,771 I'M...NOT SURE. 452 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:42,521 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HUNT IN THIS MOB? 453 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,771 DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES? 454 00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:51,855 EDDIE? 455 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,271 EDDIE. 456 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,771 EDDIE, HEY! WAIT UP. 457 00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:03,646 GOD, I WAS WORRIED THAT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO YOU, 458 00:24:03,646 --> 00:24:05,187 AND OF COURSE IT HAS 459 00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:07,604 BECAUSE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE. 460 00:24:08,521 --> 00:24:09,521 I'M SORRY. 461 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,062 I'M NOT. 462 00:24:22,938 --> 00:24:24,688 THE SLAYER. 463 00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:28,563 WOW. UM, I HEARD YOU MIGHT BE COMING HERE. 464 00:24:28,563 --> 00:24:32,438 THIS IS, I MEAN-- WHAT A CHALLENGE. 465 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:34,021 THE SLAYER. 466 00:24:34,021 --> 00:24:35,438 AND YOU ARE? 467 00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:36,896 OH, I'M--I'M SUNDAY. 468 00:24:36,896 --> 00:24:38,980 I'LL BE KILLING YOU HERE IN A MINUTE OR SO. 469 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:42,479 YOU KNOW, THAT THREAT GETS MORE FRIGHTENING EVERY TIME I HEAR IT. 470 00:24:42,479 --> 00:24:45,062 UH, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT, 471 00:24:45,062 --> 00:24:48,771 OR IS THERE JUST GONNA BE A MONSTER SARCASM RALLY? 472 00:24:48,771 --> 00:24:51,271 I'M IN FOR A PIECE. 473 00:24:52,563 --> 00:24:54,021 EVERYBODY GETS TO PLAY. 474 00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:58,813 GUYS, THIS IS TOTALLY...MINE. 475 00:24:58,813 --> 00:25:02,146 OKAY, BUT YOU GOTTA SHARE THE EATIN', 476 00:25:02,146 --> 00:25:04,855 'CAUSE I'M THINKIN' SLAYER'S BLOOD'S 477 00:25:04,855 --> 00:25:07,771 GOTTA BE, WHOA, LIKE THAI STICK. 478 00:25:07,771 --> 00:25:11,271 I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET SMARTER IN COLLEGE. 479 00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:14,104 YEAH, I THINK YOU HAD A LOT OF MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT COLLEGE, 480 00:25:14,104 --> 00:25:18,604 LIKE THAT ANYONE WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THAT. 481 00:25:35,688 --> 00:25:37,646 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT... 482 00:25:37,646 --> 00:25:40,187 YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. 483 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,187 AAH. AAH. UNH. 484 00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:26,354 FRESHMAN. 485 00:26:33,438 --> 00:26:37,312 [ Smacking ] 486 00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:40,187 [ Snoring ] 487 00:27:13,813 --> 00:27:16,604 [ Raucous Laughter ] 488 00:27:16,604 --> 00:27:18,021 NO, NO, NO, NO. 489 00:27:18,021 --> 00:27:21,229 THE BEST PART WAS WHEN YOU RAGGED ON HER CLOTHES. 490 00:27:21,229 --> 00:27:26,230 SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, NOT THE ENSEMBLE." 491 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,896 THOSE JEANS WITH THE LITTLE PATCHES? 492 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,896 SHE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HERSELF. 493 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,729 I HEARD THEY'RE COMIN' BACK. 494 00:27:34,729 --> 00:27:38,187 NOT IF I KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WEARS THEM. 495 00:27:38,187 --> 00:27:40,271 STILL THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE LET US HAVE A PIECE. 496 00:27:40,271 --> 00:27:41,604 WE COULD'VE FINISHED HER OFF. 497 00:27:41,604 --> 00:27:43,396 SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST THE NIGHT. 498 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:46,229 SHE'S A DONE DEAL. 499 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:49,479 IN FACT, GUYS, 500 00:27:49,479 --> 00:27:51,980 YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE TUNNELS. 501 00:28:04,271 --> 00:28:05,896 MOM? 502 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:11,771 BUFFY. 503 00:28:11,771 --> 00:28:13,021 HI. 504 00:28:13,021 --> 00:28:14,855 HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU? 505 00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:16,271 I'M OKAY. 506 00:28:16,271 --> 00:28:18,396 HOW'S COLLEGE? YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING. 507 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,187 OH, UH, THEY STARTED IT. 508 00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:23,479 JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE BEING CAREFUL. 509 00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:26,855 I REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SHOW HERE FOR AWHILE. 510 00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:29,938 OH, I DIDN'T HAVE CLASSES TODAY, 511 00:28:29,938 --> 00:28:32,104 AND EVERYTHING'S JUST BEEN SO HECTIC, 512 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,521 I FIGURED IT BE NICE TO COME AND CRASH...FOR-- 513 00:28:36,187 --> 00:28:38,230 OH, WELL, YEAH. 514 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:41,146 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE BACK FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 515 00:28:41,146 --> 00:28:43,813 BUT I DIDN'T MOVE ANYTHING. IT'S STILL YOUR ROOM. 516 00:28:43,813 --> 00:28:46,479 YOU FILLED IT WITH PACKING CRATES. 517 00:28:46,479 --> 00:28:48,521 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T MOVE ANYTHING. 518 00:28:48,521 --> 00:28:50,396 IF IT'S STILL MY ROOM, 519 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,729 SHOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FIT IN IT? 520 00:28:52,729 --> 00:28:55,062 WELL, IT'S JUST FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS 521 00:28:55,062 --> 00:28:57,229 WHILE WE DO INVENTORY AT THE GALLERY. 522 00:28:57,229 --> 00:29:00,271 I JUST REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE BACK SO SOON. 523 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,230 NEITHER DID I. 524 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,312 [ Telephone Rings ] 525 00:29:12,438 --> 00:29:13,896 HELLO? 526 00:29:13,896 --> 00:29:15,104 [ Silence ] 527 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:17,813 HELLO? 528 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:10,062 ♪ REACT ♪ 529 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,646 ♪ ELECTRICITY ♪ 530 00:30:24,646 --> 00:30:29,104 ♪ CONDUCTING'S BACK ♪ 531 00:30:32,938 --> 00:30:36,604 ♪ SHOWER WITH ME ♪ 532 00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:49,021 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 533 00:31:01,521 --> 00:31:04,230 ♪ YOU AND ME ♪ 534 00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:13,771 ♪ YOU AND ME ♪ 535 00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:26,021 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 536 00:31:31,479 --> 00:31:36,062 THE WHOLE WORLD IN FRONT OF HER, AND SHE COMES BACK TO THIS DIVE. 537 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,521 XANDER! 538 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,563 HEY, BUFF. 539 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,896 OHH. WHEN DID YOU GET BACK? 540 00:31:39,896 --> 00:31:41,438 COUPLE DAYS AGO. 541 00:31:41,438 --> 00:31:43,354 FREAK OF NATURE. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? 542 00:31:43,354 --> 00:31:45,604 WELL, I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE STARTING THE WHOLE COLLEGE ADVENTURE, 543 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,146 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO, UM, YOU KNOW... 544 00:31:48,146 --> 00:31:49,354 HELP YOU MOVE. 545 00:31:49,354 --> 00:31:52,438 I MISSED YOU. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 546 00:31:52,438 --> 00:31:54,354 IS AMERICA NICE? I HEAR IT'S NICE. 547 00:31:54,354 --> 00:31:58,062 THERE'S SOME PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY. 548 00:31:58,062 --> 00:32:00,479 WHAT'D YOU DO, WHAT'D YA SEE? 549 00:32:00,479 --> 00:32:01,479 WELL-- 550 00:32:01,479 --> 00:32:02,688 TELL ME. 551 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,688 GRAND CANYON. 552 00:32:04,688 --> 00:32:06,354 SAW THE GRAND CANYON. 553 00:32:06,354 --> 00:32:09,438 WELL, I SAW THE MOVIE GRAND CANYON ON CABLE. 554 00:32:09,438 --> 00:32:10,771 REALLY LAME. 555 00:32:10,771 --> 00:32:12,187 HUH? 556 00:32:12,187 --> 00:32:14,438 BASICALLY, I GOT AS FAR AS OXNARD, 557 00:32:14,438 --> 00:32:16,229 AND THE ENGINE FELL OUT OF MY CAR. 558 00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:17,729 AND THAT WAS LITERALLY. 559 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,604 SO I ENDED UP WASHING DISHES 560 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,438 AT THE FABULOUS "LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB 561 00:32:21,438 --> 00:32:22,896 FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF 562 00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:24,479 WHILE I TRIED TO PAY FOR THE REPAIRS. 563 00:32:24,479 --> 00:32:27,146 NO ONE REALLY BOTHERED ME OR EVEN SPOKE TO ME 564 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,771 UNTIL ONE NIGHT, 565 00:32:28,771 --> 00:32:30,187 WHEN ONE OF THE MALE STRIPPERS CALLED IN SICK, 566 00:32:30,187 --> 00:32:31,604 AND NO POWER ON THIS EARTH 567 00:32:31,604 --> 00:32:32,980 WILL MAKE ME TELL YOU THE REST OF THAT STORY. 568 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,354 SUFFICE TO SAY I TRADED MY CAR IN 569 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,354 FOR ONE THAT WASN'T ENTIRELY MADE OF RUST, 570 00:32:37,354 --> 00:32:40,062 CAME TRUNDLING BACK HOME TO THE ARMS OF MY LOVING PARENTS, 571 00:32:40,062 --> 00:32:41,896 WHERE EVERYTHING WAS EXACTLY AS IT WAS, 572 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:45,563 EXCEPT I SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT, AND I HAVE TO PAY RENT. 573 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,646 HOW'S COLLEGE? 574 00:32:46,646 --> 00:32:48,229 MALE STRIPPERS? 575 00:32:48,229 --> 00:32:49,896 NO POWER ON THIS EARTH. 576 00:32:49,896 --> 00:32:53,396 OKAY. COLLEGE IS GOOD. 577 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:57,062 OKAY, ONCE MORE WITH EVEN LESS FEELING. 578 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,021 NO, REALLY. I MEAN, WILLOW'S IN HEAVEN, 579 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:04,354 AND OZ HAS THIS REALLY COOL HOUSE OFF-CAMPUS WITH THE BAND. 580 00:33:04,354 --> 00:33:06,062 AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE ALONE AT THE BRONZE 581 00:33:06,062 --> 00:33:09,563 LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER OF THE PUPPY. 582 00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,604 NAH, IT'S JUST-- 583 00:33:13,021 --> 00:33:17,104 THERE WAS THIS VAMPIRE, AND SHE TOOK ME DOWN, 584 00:33:17,104 --> 00:33:19,938 AND I JUST...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP HER. 585 00:33:19,938 --> 00:33:21,438 THEN WHERE'S THE GANG? 586 00:33:21,438 --> 00:33:23,479 AVENGERS ASSEMBLE. LET'S GET IT GOING. 587 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:25,354 NO, I DON'T WANNA BUG THEM. 588 00:33:25,354 --> 00:33:27,646 I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST STARTING SCHOOL. 589 00:33:27,646 --> 00:33:29,604 THEY DON'T NEED THIS. 590 00:33:29,604 --> 00:33:32,438 OKAY, BUFF, WHAT'S THE WHAT HERE? 591 00:33:34,438 --> 00:33:36,479 IT'S JUST... 592 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:39,438 WHAT IF I CAN'T CUT IT? 593 00:33:39,438 --> 00:33:42,688 CAN'T CUT WHAT? SLAYING? 594 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,688 SLAYING...EVERYTHING. 595 00:33:48,021 --> 00:33:50,354 BUFFY, THIS IS ALL ABOUT FEAR. 596 00:33:50,354 --> 00:33:53,146 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT YOU CAN'T LET IT CONTROL YA. 597 00:33:53,146 --> 00:33:56,187 FEAR LEADS TO ANGER. 598 00:33:56,187 --> 00:33:58,855 ANGER LEADS TO HATE. 599 00:33:58,855 --> 00:34:00,729 HATE LEADS TO ANGER. 600 00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:02,813 NO, WAIT. HOLD ON. 601 00:34:02,813 --> 00:34:05,563 FEAR LEADS TO HATE. 602 00:34:05,563 --> 00:34:08,062 HATE LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE. 603 00:34:08,062 --> 00:34:09,771 HOLD ON. NO. 604 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:12,479 UM...FIRST YOU GET THE WOMEN, 605 00:34:12,479 --> 00:34:14,396 THEN YOU GET THE MONEY, 606 00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:17,479 THEN YOU... OKAY, CAN WE FORGET THAT? 607 00:34:18,896 --> 00:34:20,521 THANKS FOR THE DADA-IST PEP TALK. 608 00:34:20,521 --> 00:34:23,146 I FEEL MUCH MORE ABSTRACT NOW. 609 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,271 THE POINT IS, YOU'RE BUFFY. 610 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:28,438 YEAH...MAYBE IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS BUFFY... 611 00:34:28,438 --> 00:34:30,938 AND NOW, IN COLLEGE, YOU'RE BETTY LOUISE? 612 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:35,021 YEAH, I'M BETTY LOUISE PLOTNIK, REECE CUPCAKE, ILLINOIS. 613 00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:36,980 OR I MIGHT AS WELL BE. 614 00:34:39,688 --> 00:34:40,938 BUFFY... 615 00:34:42,604 --> 00:34:45,688 I'VE GONE THROUGH SOME FAIRLY DARK TIMES IN MY LIFE. 616 00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:47,771 FACED SOME SCARY THINGS, 617 00:34:47,771 --> 00:34:51,229 AMONG THEM, THE KITCHEN AT THE FABULOUS "LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB. 618 00:34:51,229 --> 00:34:53,312 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 619 00:34:53,312 --> 00:34:58,646 WHEN IT'S DARK AND I'M ALL ALONE AND I'M SCARED OR FREAKED OUT OR WHATEVER, 620 00:34:58,646 --> 00:35:02,646 I ALWAYS THINK... "WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO?" 621 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,729 YOU'RE MY HERO. 622 00:35:08,229 --> 00:35:11,563 OKAY, SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S DARK AND I'M ALL ALONE, 623 00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:13,563 I'D THINK, "WHAT IS BUFFY WEARING?" 624 00:35:13,563 --> 00:35:14,938 CAN THAT BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS 625 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,688 YOU NEVER, EVER TELL ME ABOUT? 626 00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:18,646 IT'S A DEAL. 627 00:35:20,354 --> 00:35:22,688 LET'S PUT THIS BITCH IN THE GROUND. 628 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,479 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 629 00:35:27,688 --> 00:35:29,855 I THINK... 630 00:35:29,855 --> 00:35:32,479 I SAY THANK YOU. 631 00:35:32,479 --> 00:35:36,271 AND NOTHING SAYS THANK YOU LIKE DOLLARS IN THE WAISTBAND. 632 00:35:36,271 --> 00:35:38,688 OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 633 00:35:42,146 --> 00:35:44,646 KIDS DISAPPEARING EVERY YEAR. 634 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:46,312 NOT TOO MANY, JUST ENOUGH 635 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:48,604 SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS THEY UP AND LEFT. 636 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:51,354 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE VAMPIRES TOOK YOUR STUFF. 637 00:35:51,354 --> 00:35:55,980 MURDER I EXPECT, BUT PETTY LARCENY SEEMS SO...PETTY. 638 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,312 WELL, THEY HAVE TO BE KEEPING IT SOMEWHERE, 639 00:35:58,312 --> 00:36:00,563 ON CAMPUS OR AT LEAST NEARBY. 640 00:36:00,563 --> 00:36:04,271 HEY, HOW FAR BACK DO THE DISAPPEARANCES GO? 641 00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:09,146 UH...THEY WEREN'T TOO COMMON BEFORE '82. 642 00:36:09,146 --> 00:36:12,479 MAGIC NUMBER. CHECK THIS OUT. 643 00:36:14,521 --> 00:36:16,521 "PSI-THETA LOSES ITS CHARTER. 644 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,438 BUILDING TO BE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION"? 645 00:36:18,438 --> 00:36:21,230 1982. LOOK AT THIS. 646 00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:23,354 "THE FORMER PSI-THETA FRATERNITY HOUSE LIES DORMANT 647 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:26,021 WHILE ZONING ISSUES DRAG ON BEFORE THE CITY COUNCIL." 648 00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:27,771 WE HAVE A WINNER 649 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,062 LOOKS PRETTY CHERRY. 650 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,604 YOU UP FOR A LITTLE RECONNAISSANCE? 651 00:36:31,604 --> 00:36:33,688 YOU MEAN WHERE WE ALL SCULPT AND PAINT AND STUFF? 652 00:36:33,688 --> 00:36:36,563 NO, THAT WAS THE RENAISSANCE. 653 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:39,646 OH. I'VE HAD A REALLY LONG WEEK. 654 00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:41,813 LET'S GO LOOK AT THE HOUSE. 655 00:36:58,813 --> 00:37:01,188 SCORE. 656 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:05,188 LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM. 657 00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:07,521 OHH, THAT'S MY SKIRT. 658 00:37:07,521 --> 00:37:10,187 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN IT WITH THOSE HIPS. 659 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,813 WE HAVE TO KILL THEM. 660 00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,604 WE NEED WEAPONS. 661 00:37:13,604 --> 00:37:15,104 I DON'T SEE MY WEAPONS TRUNK DOWN THERE. 662 00:37:15,104 --> 00:37:18,104 IT WAS RIGHT BY MY BED. 663 00:37:18,104 --> 00:37:20,230 MR. GORDO? 664 00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:21,354 WHOO! 665 00:37:23,271 --> 00:37:24,688 GO TO MY ROOM. 666 00:37:24,688 --> 00:37:26,813 IF IT'S NOT THERE, TRY WILLOW'S. 667 00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:28,312 I'LL KEEP AN EYE-- 668 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:30,062 MY DIARY? 669 00:37:30,062 --> 00:37:32,104 UH-OH, SCORE. 670 00:37:33,438 --> 00:37:34,771 I'LL HURRY. 671 00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:41,521 HO HO, LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM. 672 00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:43,230 LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. 673 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:44,688 THIS TIME, WE PLAY IT MY WAY, 674 00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:46,688 AND THE RULES ARE GONNA BE JUST A LITTLE BIT-- 675 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:52,938 AHHH. 676 00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:58,021 OHH. 677 00:38:03,021 --> 00:38:04,229 SAY, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM... 678 00:38:04,229 --> 00:38:07,312 BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU? 679 00:38:07,312 --> 00:38:10,813 I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN. 680 00:38:10,813 --> 00:38:13,354 GET IT? DROP IN? 681 00:38:14,271 --> 00:38:16,479 BOY, TOUGH ROOM. 682 00:38:16,479 --> 00:38:18,646 I MUST SAY, YOU'VE REALLY GOT ME NOW. 683 00:38:18,646 --> 00:38:20,771 I MEAN, THIS IS A DIABOLICAL PLAN. 684 00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:23,229 THROW YOURSELF AT MY FEET WITH A BROKEN ARM 685 00:38:23,229 --> 00:38:25,312 AND NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND. 686 00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:27,062 HOW AM I GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE? 687 00:38:27,062 --> 00:38:30,896 YOU GOT A NICE SETUP HERE. BUT YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE. 688 00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:32,354 WHAT WAS THAT? 689 00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:35,146 WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY POSITIVE, 690 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,396 BUT STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE AT LEAST-- 691 00:38:37,396 --> 00:38:39,354 IT SEEMED KINDA WEIRD. 692 00:38:39,354 --> 00:38:41,771 YEAH, WEIRD'S A PRETTY GOOD WORD FOR IT. 693 00:38:41,771 --> 00:38:43,771 BUFFY WOULDN'T JUST TAKE OFF. 694 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:45,688 THAT'S JUST NOT IN HER NATURE, 695 00:38:45,688 --> 00:38:47,688 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME 696 00:38:47,688 --> 00:38:50,271 SHE DISAPPEARED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND CHANGED HER NAME, 697 00:38:50,271 --> 00:38:52,438 BUT THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES THEN. 698 00:38:52,438 --> 00:38:54,021 THERE'S NO CIRCUMSTANCES. 699 00:38:54,021 --> 00:38:56,187 DOES BUFFY HAVE A HISTORY OF EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS? 700 00:38:56,187 --> 00:38:57,938 'CAUSE ON MY REQUEST FORM, 701 00:38:57,938 --> 00:39:00,646 I WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC ABOUT A STABLE NON-SMOKER. 702 00:39:00,646 --> 00:39:02,312 I DON'T THINK THIS IS HER HANDWRITING. 703 00:39:02,312 --> 00:39:05,771 I BET THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES. 704 00:39:05,771 --> 00:39:09,813 WE'VE PROBABLY BEEN SO WRAPPED UP IN OUR OWN PETTY LIVES 705 00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:12,354 THAT WE TOTALLY MISSED THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 706 00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:14,354 WE'RE BAD FRIENDS. 707 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:15,646 WIL, LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH. 708 00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:17,771 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? 709 00:39:17,771 --> 00:39:20,438 LONG, ARDUOUS HOURS OF PRACTICE. 710 00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:22,146 NOW, EITHER BUFFY TOOK OFF, 711 00:39:22,146 --> 00:39:24,104 OR SHE WAS ROBBED OR-- 712 00:39:24,104 --> 00:39:25,438 IT'S A PRANK! 713 00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:26,354 XANDER. 714 00:39:26,354 --> 00:39:29,604 HOW ARE MY GUYS? 715 00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:33,729 I DON'T KNOW YOU, DO I? 716 00:39:33,729 --> 00:39:35,230 NO. 717 00:39:35,230 --> 00:39:36,813 THIS IS VERY INTRUSIVE, ISN'T IT? 718 00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:37,813 LITTLE BIT. 719 00:39:38,604 --> 00:39:40,396 XANDER. KATHY. 720 00:39:40,396 --> 00:39:42,229 DO WE HUG? 721 00:39:42,229 --> 00:39:43,396 I THINK WE'RE TOO MANLY. 722 00:39:43,396 --> 00:39:45,312 WHAT'S THE PRANK? PRANK? 723 00:39:45,312 --> 00:39:47,021 OH, THE ROOM. 724 00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,062 WELL, SOME FRIENDS OF BUFFY'S PLAYED A FUNNY JOKE 725 00:39:49,062 --> 00:39:50,396 AND THEY TOOK HER STUFF 726 00:39:50,396 --> 00:39:52,104 AND NOW SHE WANTS US TO HELP GET IT BACK 727 00:39:52,104 --> 00:39:55,521 FROM HER FRIENDS WHO SLEEP ALL DAY AND HAVE NO TANS. 728 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:58,104 OHH, THOSE FRIENDS. 729 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,230 FUNNY GUYS. 730 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:01,479 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 731 00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:02,813 THEY TOOK THE CHEST. 732 00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:05,896 WELL, LET'S GO. LET'S GO TO OUR FRIEND. 733 00:40:05,896 --> 00:40:07,479 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, KATHY. 734 00:40:07,479 --> 00:40:08,855 YOU, TOO. 735 00:40:08,855 --> 00:40:10,604 LET'S GO TO WIL'S, GET SUPPLIES. 736 00:40:10,604 --> 00:40:12,021 IS BUFFY IN DANGER? 737 00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:14,563 SHE'S IN A HOLDING PATTERN. WE'VE GOT SOME TIME. 738 00:40:14,563 --> 00:40:17,729 OHH. UNH! UNH! 739 00:40:21,146 --> 00:40:23,312 OH, AND THIS. 740 00:40:23,312 --> 00:40:26,229 THIS IS MY FAVORITE ITEM. 741 00:40:26,229 --> 00:40:28,146 YOU DON'T WANNA TOUCH THAT. 742 00:40:33,187 --> 00:40:34,563 NO! AAH! 743 00:40:34,563 --> 00:40:36,187 THIS ARM'S NOT LOOKING SO GOOD. 744 00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:37,354 GAAH! AAH! 745 00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:38,938 IT MIGHT HAVE TO COME OFF. 746 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:40,604 YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH? 747 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,438 I ONLY NEED ONE. 748 00:40:55,646 --> 00:40:58,229 THIS IS STARTIN' TO SUCK. 749 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:21,855 WHOA. 750 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,187 WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT THIS, 751 00:41:24,187 --> 00:41:26,312 IN THE 3 SECONDS IT'LL TAKE YOU TO TURN TO DUST, 752 00:41:26,312 --> 00:41:29,688 I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE MISTAKE WAS TOUCHING MY STUFF. 753 00:41:33,688 --> 00:41:35,855 WHAT ABOUT BREAKING YOUR ARM? 754 00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:36,896 AAH! 755 00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:38,604 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 756 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:40,938 LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A HEAD-BUTT. 757 00:41:47,062 --> 00:41:51,312 AND FOR THE RECORD... THE ARM IS HURT. 758 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:53,021 IT'S NOT BROKEN. 759 00:41:57,438 --> 00:41:58,646 HEY, BUFF. 760 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,062 NEED A HAND? 761 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:02,813 NO THANKS. 762 00:42:05,688 --> 00:42:07,229 I'M GOOD. 763 00:42:14,146 --> 00:42:16,604 SO, ALL THAT OTHER STUFF IN THERE-- 764 00:42:16,604 --> 00:42:18,396 THAT'S JUST GONNA SIT IN THERE, RIGHT? 765 00:42:18,396 --> 00:42:21,271 I MEAN, NO ONE OWNS IT IN THE STRICTEST SENSE. 766 00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:22,771 IT SEEMS WRONG SOMEHOW. 767 00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:24,271 DIBS ON THE ROWING MACHINE. 768 00:42:24,271 --> 00:42:25,354 BUFFY! 769 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,813 HI, GILES. 770 00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:30,354 WHAT'S WITH THE ARSENAL? 771 00:42:30,354 --> 00:42:32,729 I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT. 772 00:42:32,729 --> 00:42:35,187 I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU SELF-RELIANCE, 773 00:42:35,187 --> 00:42:37,146 BUT I CAN'T LEAVE YOU OUT THERE TO FIGHT ALONE. 774 00:42:37,146 --> 00:42:40,396 TO HELL WITH WHAT'S RIGHT. I-I'M READY TO BACK YOU UP. 775 00:42:40,396 --> 00:42:41,521 LET'S FIND THE EVIL 776 00:42:41,521 --> 00:42:43,771 AND--AND--AND FIGHT IT TOGETHER. 777 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:48,479 GREAT. THANKS. WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. 778 00:42:49,813 --> 00:42:51,604 THE EVIL IS THIS WAY? 779 00:42:51,604 --> 00:42:53,104 MY ROOM IS. 780 00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:56,271 HEY, GILES, CAN YOU GET THIS BOX ON TOP? 781 00:42:56,271 --> 00:43:00,062 SO, COLLEGE NOT SO SCARY AFTER ALL, HUH? 782 00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:02,187 IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE A LOT LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, 783 00:43:02,187 --> 00:43:04,062 WHICH I CAN HANDLE. 784 00:43:04,062 --> 00:43:06,688 AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 785 00:44:21,229 --> 00:44:23,146 GRR! ARRGH!