1 00:00:16,062 --> 00:00:17,896 HMM. 2 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,729 WHAT? DO I HAVE FUNNY BED HAIR OR SOMETHING? 3 00:00:24,729 --> 00:00:27,312 OR SOMETHING. HMM. 4 00:00:27,312 --> 00:00:30,312 I GUESS WE GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY... 5 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:34,312 WITH THE WHOLE POST-SLAYAGE NAP THING. 6 00:00:34,312 --> 00:00:36,521 HMM. 7 00:00:36,521 --> 00:00:38,396 OH, NOT GOOD. 8 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:39,813 HA HA HA. 9 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:42,688 WHERE YOU GOING? TO GO KILL A CAT ON MY HEAD. 10 00:00:42,688 --> 00:00:44,146 NO MIRRORS. 11 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,771 OOF. 12 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:48,604 YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE REALLY ISN'T GIRL FRIENDLY. 13 00:00:48,604 --> 00:00:50,229 NO MIRRORS, NO NATURAL LIGHT. 14 00:00:50,229 --> 00:00:52,062 I THINK YOU LOOK PERFECT. 15 00:00:52,062 --> 00:00:54,438 OH, YEAH, I REALLY LOOK-- OK. 16 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:56,771 MMM. MMM. 17 00:00:58,813 --> 00:01:03,021 MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING A FEW MIRRORS. 18 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:07,896 AND MAYBE A DRAWER, YOU KNOW, FOR SOME OF MY STUFF. 19 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,771 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO-- 20 00:01:09,771 --> 00:01:11,563 THEY HAVE DRAWERS. 21 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:14,187 HMM. THAT'S RIGHT. 22 00:01:14,187 --> 00:01:16,104 YOU KNOW, I-I FIGURE, THAT WAY, 23 00:01:16,104 --> 00:01:19,104 SOMETIMES I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT. 24 00:01:19,104 --> 00:01:21,062 LIKE, AFTER THE PROM, 25 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:23,688 IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO JUST... 26 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:27,938 COME BACK HERE AND SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 27 00:01:27,938 --> 00:01:29,938 THE PROM? 28 00:01:29,938 --> 00:01:32,479 END OF HIGH SCHOOL, RITE OF PASSAGE THINGY. 29 00:01:32,479 --> 00:01:35,813 THINK COTILLION WITH SPIKED PUNCH AND ELECTRIC SLIDE. 30 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,187 RIGHT. 31 00:01:37,187 --> 00:01:39,104 DON'T WORRY. IT'S AT NIGHT. 32 00:01:39,104 --> 00:01:42,104 AND LOTS OF GIRLS HAVE OLDER BOYFRIENDS. 33 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:43,521 YOU'LL BLEND. 34 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:48,688 I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET GOING, HUH? 35 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:52,271 HMM. THERE MUST BE A FEW MORE HOURS BEFORE SUNRISE. 36 00:01:55,312 --> 00:01:56,855 AAH! AAH! 37 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,187 OH! SORRY. 38 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,187 I GUESS IT'S LATER THAN WE THOUGHT. 39 00:03:03,604 --> 00:03:05,187 XANDER. 40 00:03:05,187 --> 00:03:09,187 WELL, HEY, IT'S DEMON ANYA, PUNISHER OF EVIL MALES. 41 00:03:09,187 --> 00:03:11,479 STILL HAVEN'T GOT YOUR POWERS BACK? 42 00:03:11,479 --> 00:03:14,187 YOU HAVEN'T, RIGHT? NO. 43 00:03:14,187 --> 00:03:16,438 I WILL, THOUGH. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 44 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:18,438 SO, NOW, HOW DID THAT WORK? 45 00:03:18,438 --> 00:03:21,229 WOMEN WOULD WISH HORRIBLE THINGS ON THEIR EX-BOYFRIENDS. 46 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:23,980 YOU'D SHOW UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. THAT'S RIGHT. 47 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:27,729 THE POWER OF THE WISH MADE ME A RIGHTEOUS SWORD TO SMITE THE UNFAITHFUL. 48 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:31,062 WELL, HEY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU. 49 00:03:31,062 --> 00:03:33,062 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN LAUGH, BUT I HAVE WITNESSED... 50 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:35,563 A MILLENNIUM OF TREACHERY AND OPPRESSION FROM THE MALES OF THE SPECIES, 51 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:38,312 AND I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THE WHOLE LIBIDINOUS LOT OF THEM. 52 00:03:38,312 --> 00:03:40,312 THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 53 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:45,187 I DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR THE PROM. 54 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:48,396 WELL, GOSH, I WONDER WHY NOT. 55 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,187 IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SALES PITCH. 56 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:54,521 MEN ARE EVIL. WILL YOU GO WITH ME? 57 00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:57,396 ONE OF US IS VERY CONFUSED, AND I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHICH. 58 00:03:57,396 --> 00:03:59,521 YOU KNOW, THIS HAPPENS TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT. 59 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:00,855 MY FAULT? 60 00:04:00,855 --> 00:04:02,813 YOU WERE UNFAITHFUL TO CORDELIA, 61 00:04:02,813 --> 00:04:06,021 SO I TOOK ON THE GUISE OF A 12th GRADER TO TEMPT HER WITH THE WISH. 62 00:04:06,021 --> 00:04:08,354 WHEN I LOST MY POWERS, I GOT STUCK IN THIS PERSONA, 63 00:04:08,354 --> 00:04:10,229 AND NOW I HAVE ALL THESE "FEELINGS." 64 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:12,354 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. I DON'T LIKE IT. 65 00:04:12,354 --> 00:04:16,230 ALL I KNOW IS I REALLY WANNA GO TO THIS DANCE, AND I WANT SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME. 66 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:18,271 BE STILL, MY HEART. 67 00:04:18,271 --> 00:04:21,230 OH, WAIT, IT IS. HOW COME I GOT THE SHORT STRAW? 68 00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:25,187 Y-YOU'RE NOT QUITE AS OBNOXIOUS AS MOST OF THE ALPHA MALES AROUND HERE. 69 00:04:25,187 --> 00:04:28,312 PLUS I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE. I HAVEN'T SETTLED ON ANYONE YET. 70 00:04:28,312 --> 00:04:30,938 FINE. LOOK, I KNOW YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. 71 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,312 I'VE SEEN YOU LOOKING AT MY BREASTS. 72 00:04:33,312 --> 00:04:36,896 NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT WHEN A GUY DOES THAT, JUST MEANS HIS EYES ARE OPEN. 73 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:38,104 WHATEVER. 74 00:04:38,104 --> 00:04:40,646 LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME OR NOT? 75 00:04:42,938 --> 00:04:45,563 ANYA, HUH? INTERESTING CHOICE. 76 00:04:45,563 --> 00:04:49,062 CHOICE IS KIND OF A BROAD TERM FOR MY SITUATION. 77 00:04:49,062 --> 00:04:53,604 SEE, IT'S EITHER ANYA OR THE SOCK PUPPET OF LOVE FOR THIS BOY. 78 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:55,604 [High Voice] I LOVE YOU, XANDER. 79 00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:57,980 I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 80 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:01,896 IF ANYA TRIES TO GET YOU KILLED, PUT ME DOWN FOR A BIG "I TOLD YOU SO." 81 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:05,312 [High Voice] WHO'S THIS ANYA? IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME? 82 00:05:05,312 --> 00:05:08,813 SHE JUST BETTER NOT TRY TO CROSS ME, THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 83 00:05:08,813 --> 00:05:11,271 WELL, AT LEAST WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE TO GO WITH NOW. 84 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:15,521 SOME OF US ARE GOING WITH DEMONS, BUT I THINK THAT'S A VALID LIFESTYLE CHOICE. 85 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:18,396 MORE IMPORTANTLY, I HAVE THE KICK DRESS. 86 00:05:18,396 --> 00:05:19,896 OOH, THE PINK ONE? 87 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:23,396 ANGEL'S GONNA LOSE IT, BUT NOT HIS SOUL. 88 00:05:23,396 --> 00:05:26,563 I MEAN, HE'S GONNA LOSE IT. HIS IT. 89 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:39,271 [Knock On Door] 90 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:52,146 MS. SUMMERS. 91 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:53,938 I'M SORRY TO, UH-- 92 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:56,521 WELL, I WOULD HAVE CALLED, BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 93 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:58,479 PLEASE. YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. 94 00:05:59,813 --> 00:06:03,479 MY GOODNESS. YOUR PLACE IS AMAZING. 95 00:06:03,479 --> 00:06:05,396 YEAH. I LIKE A LOT OF SPACE. 96 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:08,187 I DON'T GET OUT MUCH IN THE DAY. NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 97 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,563 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE. 98 00:06:13,563 --> 00:06:16,354 OH, NO, THANK YOU. I-- 99 00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:19,187 YOU DON'T DRINK? BEVERAGES, I MEAN. 100 00:06:19,187 --> 00:06:20,729 NO, I DO. 101 00:06:20,729 --> 00:06:23,187 IT'S JUST THE CAFFEINE. IT MAKES ME JITTERY. 102 00:06:23,187 --> 00:06:24,479 OH. 103 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:29,354 I UNDERSTAND BUFFY SPENT THE NIGHT. 104 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:31,896 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE CAME BACK AFTER PATROLLING-- 105 00:06:31,896 --> 00:06:34,230 I'M-- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE DETAILS. 106 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:35,438 THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. 107 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,855 OK. 108 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,563 I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU TWO. 109 00:06:40,563 --> 00:06:42,438 IN GENERAL. 110 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:45,438 WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE, WHEN I CHANGED, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 111 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,521 THAT'S NOT ALL I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. 112 00:06:48,521 --> 00:06:51,855 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU AND BUFFY ARE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS. 113 00:06:51,855 --> 00:06:54,771 NO, YOU DON'T. 114 00:06:54,771 --> 00:06:57,021 SHE'S HAD TO DEAL WITH A LOT, 115 00:06:57,021 --> 00:06:58,729 GROW UP FAST. 116 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:03,230 SOMETIMES EVEN I FORGET THAT SHE'S STILL JUST A GIRL. 117 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,354 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER ANCESTOR. 118 00:07:05,354 --> 00:07:08,563 SHE'S JUST STARTING OUT IN LIFE. 119 00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:10,104 I KNOW. 120 00:07:12,146 --> 00:07:15,438 I THINK ABOUT IT MORE NOW THAT SHE'S STAYING IN SUNNYDALE. 121 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:18,312 GOOD. 122 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:20,354 BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, ANGEL, 123 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:23,438 SHE'S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER YOUNG WOMAN IN LOVE. 124 00:07:23,438 --> 00:07:26,521 YOU'RE ALL SHE CAN SEE OF TOMORROW, 125 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:30,021 BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME HARD CHOICES AHEAD. 126 00:07:30,021 --> 00:07:33,771 IF SHE CAN'T MAKE THEM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO. 127 00:07:36,646 --> 00:07:39,062 I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT HER. 128 00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:41,479 I JUST HOPE YOU CARE ENOUGH. 129 00:07:43,604 --> 00:07:47,187 - SO IT WAS BLUE AND SORT OF SHORT? - NOT TOO SHORT. MEDIUM. 130 00:07:47,187 --> 00:07:51,396 AND IT HAD THIS WEIRD SORT OF, UH, FRINGY STUFF ON ITS ARMS. 131 00:07:51,396 --> 00:07:54,938 - WHAT'S THAT, A DEMON? - A PROM DRESS THAT WIL WAS THINKING OF GETTING. 132 00:07:54,938 --> 00:07:57,229 CAN'T YOU EVER GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE HELLMOUTH? 133 00:07:57,229 --> 00:08:00,021 I'D BE DELIGHTED TO, HOWEVER THE DAY OF THE MAYOR'S ASCENSION... 134 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,855 IS FAST APPROACHING, AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 135 00:08:02,855 --> 00:08:05,104 WHAT ABOUT THE PAGES WIL STOLE FROM THE MAYOR'S BOOK? 136 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:07,187 SHE PUT HER LIFE ON THE LINE THERE, PAL. DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE USELESS. 137 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,646 ON THE CONTRARY, NO. 138 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:11,813 WE-WE-WE KNOW THAT THE ASCENSION REFERS TO... 139 00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:13,813 A HUMAN TRANSFORMING INTO A DEMON, 140 00:08:13,813 --> 00:08:17,354 BECOMING THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF AN IMMORTAL, AND GRADUATION DAY... 141 00:08:17,354 --> 00:08:19,521 OUR MAYOR WILKINS IS SCHEDULED TO DO JUST THAT. 142 00:08:19,521 --> 00:08:22,229 THE TROUBLE IS WE DON'T KNOW WHICH DEMON HE'S GOING TO BECOME. 143 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:26,229 - THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF SPECIES. - SO IT'S SAFE TO SAY... 144 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:29,813 WE SHOULDN'T WASTE ANY TIME ON SUCH TRIFLING MATTERS AS A SCHOOL DANCE. 145 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,771 CORDELIA: WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 146 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:35,312 BECAUSE I BET YOU WOULD LOOK WAY DOUBLE-07 IN A TUX. 147 00:08:35,312 --> 00:08:38,229 EXCEPT OF COURSE ON THE ACTUAL NIGHT, 148 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:41,438 WHEN I WILL BE AIDING MR. GILES IN HIS CHAPERONING DUTIES. 149 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,896 WHAT? EXCUSE ME? FINE, FINE, FINE. 150 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:48,312 WE'LL GET YOU A DRESS. YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD CHECK APRIL FOOLS. 151 00:08:48,312 --> 00:08:49,938 DON'T GO THERE. 152 00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:51,688 I SHOP THERE. 153 00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:55,396 I, MYSELF, AM DIPPING INTO MY HARD-EARNED ROAD TRIP FUND... 154 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:58,396 TO PROCURE A SHINY NEW TUX, SO LOOK FOR ME TO DAZZLE. 155 00:08:58,396 --> 00:09:00,229 AND I SHALL BE WEARING PINK TAFFETA, 156 00:09:00,229 --> 00:09:02,312 AS CHENILLE WILL NOT GO WITH MY COMPLEXION. 157 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,855 CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE ASCENSION? 158 00:09:04,855 --> 00:09:07,604 GILES, WE GET IT. MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP. 159 00:09:07,604 --> 00:09:11,021 BUT ESPECIALLY IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO VAPORIZE OR SOMETHING ON GRADUATION DAY, 160 00:09:11,021 --> 00:09:13,062 WE DESERVE A LITTLE "PROMY" FUN. 161 00:09:13,062 --> 00:09:16,146 ONE NIGHT OF GLORY, NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK. 162 00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:45,563 INTO THIS HOLY ESTATE, THESE TWO PERSONS PRESENT... 163 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:47,563 NOW COME TO BE JOINED. 164 00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:49,771 IF ANY MAN CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE... 165 00:09:49,771 --> 00:09:52,271 WHY THEY SHOULD NOT BE LAWFULLY JOINED TOGETHER, 166 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:54,021 LET HIM SPEAK NOW... 167 00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:57,521 OR ELSE HERE AND AFTER HOLD HIS PEACE. 168 00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:59,396 BLESS, O LORD, THIS RING, 169 00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:02,563 THAT HE WHO GIVES IT AND SHE WHO WEARS IT... 170 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:04,396 SHALL ABIDE IN THY PEACE... 171 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,271 AND CONTINUE IN THY FAVOR... 172 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,354 THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD. 173 00:11:08,104 --> 00:11:10,062 ANGEL? 174 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,396 I ALWAYS SAY PATROL'S NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT A TRIP TO THE STINKY SEWERS. 175 00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:41,521 I'M SURE I SAW HIM COME DOWN HERE. 176 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:43,813 COULDN'T WE JUST LET THIS BE THE VAMP THAT GOT AWAY? 177 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,896 WE COULD SAY HE WAS THIS BIG. 178 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:48,021 WHAT CAN I SAY? I NEED CLOSURE. 179 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:51,187 YOU NEED CLOTHES. YOU DON'T HAVE A TUX, DO YOU? 180 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:54,146 SINCE WHEN DID PATROLLING GO BLACK TIE? 181 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,396 FOR THE PROM, SILLY. 182 00:11:56,396 --> 00:12:00,271 WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW THAN A DANCE, BUFFY. 183 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,230 SORRY, GILES. I'LL JUST BE QUIET. 184 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:05,938 COME ON. DON'T BE THAT WAY. 185 00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:09,521 NOT NOW. 186 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,771 I'M NOT BEING THAT WAY. 187 00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:15,980 EVERY TIME I SAY THE WORD "PROM," YOU GET GROUCHY. I'M SORRY. 188 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:19,104 I'M JUST WORRIED THAT YOU'RE GETTING TOO INVESTED IN THIS WHOLE THING. 189 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,896 WHAT WHOLE THING? 190 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,646 ISN'T THIS THE STUFF THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO GET INVESTED IN-- 191 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:26,396 GOING TO A FORMAL, GRADUATING, GROWING UP? 192 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,062 I KNOW. 193 00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:34,563 THEN WHAT? WHAT'S WITH THE DIRE? 194 00:12:40,271 --> 00:12:42,604 IT'S, UH-- 195 00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:46,354 - IT'S NOTHING. - NO. YOU HAVE "SOMETHING" FACE. 196 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:50,271 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 197 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,938 BUT NOT NOW, NOT HERE. 198 00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:57,479 NO. NO. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, THEN SAY IT. 199 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,479 ANGEL, DROP THE CRYPTIC. YOU'RE SCARING ME. 200 00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:09,312 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 201 00:13:11,271 --> 00:13:13,813 AND THE MORE I DO, THE MORE I FEEL LIKE US, 202 00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:17,229 YOU AND ME BEING TOGETHER, 203 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,479 IS UNFAIR TO YOU. 204 00:13:19,479 --> 00:13:22,396 IS THIS ABOUT WHAT THE MAYOR SAID? 205 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:25,980 BECAUSE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SHAKE US UP. HE WAS RIGHT. 206 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:29,855 NO. NO, HE WASN'T. HE'S THE BAD GUY. 207 00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,438 [Sighs Deeply] 208 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,271 YOU DESERVE MORE. 209 00:13:41,271 --> 00:13:45,438 YOU DESERVE SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF DEMONS AND DARKNESS. 210 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,187 I MEAN, 211 00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:52,563 YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE YOU INTO THE LIGHT, 212 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,396 SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 213 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:58,229 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 214 00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,438 YOU WILL. AND CHILDREN. 215 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:04,312 CHILDREN? CAN YOU SAY JUMPING THE GUN? I KILL MY GOLDFISH. 216 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:07,896 TODAY, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST IT GOES, BUFFY. 217 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:10,938 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL WANT IT ALL-- A NORMAL LIFE-- 218 00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:12,813 I'LL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. 219 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:15,896 OH, RIGHT. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A SLAYER, 220 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,396 BUT THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP... 221 00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:20,604 INSTEAD OF THIS-- THIS FREAK SHOW. 222 00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:27,438 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 223 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,813 I'M GONNA GO. 224 00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:33,187 I'M SORRY. ALL RIGHT, BUFFY? 225 00:14:33,187 --> 00:14:36,980 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. IT KILLS ME TO SAY THIS. 226 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:40,479 THEN DON'T. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME? 227 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,229 YOU THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS? HAVE YOU? 228 00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:45,604 RATIONALLY? NO. 229 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:48,980 NO, OF COURSE NOT. I'M JUST SOME SWOONY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL, RIGHT? 230 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,855 I'M TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT HERE, OK? 231 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,146 I'M TRYING TO THINK WITH MY HEAD INSTEAD OF MY HEART. 232 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:56,479 HEART? YOU HAVE A HEART? 233 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,604 IT ISN'T EVEN BEATING. 234 00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:04,646 DON'T. DON'T WHAT? DON'T LOVE YOU? 235 00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:08,563 I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I GOT A CHOICE IN THAT. 236 00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:11,479 I'M NEVER GONNA CHANGE. I CAN'T CHANGE. 237 00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:17,479 I WANT MY LIFE TO BE WITH YOU. 238 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:22,396 [Whispers] I DON'T. 239 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:27,771 YOU DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME? 240 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,646 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME. 241 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,062 LOOK, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T-- 242 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:55,729 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU? 243 00:15:57,813 --> 00:15:59,563 I'M LEAVING. 244 00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:03,146 AFTER THE ASCENSION. 245 00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:07,563 AFTER IT'S FINISHED WITH THE MAYOR AND FAITH, 246 00:16:09,438 --> 00:16:11,813 IF WE SURVIVE, I'LL GO. 247 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,521 WHERE? 248 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,438 I DON'T KNOW. 249 00:16:29,146 --> 00:16:31,896 IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? 250 00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:17,479 SO, THAT'S IT? 251 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:19,938 THAT'S IT. 252 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,855 ASSUMING WE SURVIVE THIS ASCENSION THING, 253 00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:25,230 HE'S GONNA LEAVE TOWN. 254 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:29,230 OH, HE'S A FOOL. 255 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:33,688 HE'S JUST A BIG, DUMB JERK PERSON, IF YOU ASK ME. 256 00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:36,062 AND HE'S A SUPER-MAXI JERK... 257 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:38,229 FOR DOING IT RIGHT BEFORE THE PROM. 258 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,396 THAT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 259 00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:42,312 HE'S 243 YEARS OLD. 260 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,271 HE DOESN'T EXACTLY GET THE PROM. 261 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:49,646 BUT HE SHOULD IF HE-- WIL, IT'S OK. 262 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,604 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE HIM THE BAD GUY. 263 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,896 BUT THAT'S THE BEST FRIEND'S JOB, 264 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,938 VILIFYING AND GROUSING. 265 00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:59,938 USUALLY, YEAH. 266 00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:02,271 BUT HE'S RIGHT. 267 00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:06,604 I MEAN, I THINK MAYBE, IN THE LONG RUN, THAT HE'S RIGHT. 268 00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:12,646 YEAH, I THINK HE IS. 269 00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:15,729 I MEAN, I TRIED TO HOPE FOR THE BEST, BUT-- 270 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,188 I'M SORRY. 271 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:21,187 IT MUST BE HORRIBLE. 272 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:26,104 I THINK HORRIBLE IS STILL COMING. 273 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,896 RIGHT NOW, IT'S WORSE. 274 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:32,688 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP FROM DYING. 275 00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:35,396 OH, BUFFY. 276 00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:40,604 I CAN'T BREATHE, WIL. 277 00:18:40,604 --> 00:18:43,021 I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE. 278 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:28,896 OK. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BUY A DAMN DRESS? 279 00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:30,813 XANDER! 280 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:34,729 I, UH-- I'M CONSIDERING THINGS A LITTLE MORE CAREFULLY NOWADAYS. 281 00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:37,729 I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK WITH ANOTHER DUD. 282 00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,479 WELL, THIS SHOULD WORK FOR YOU. 283 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,062 IT POSITIVELY SCREAMS NYMPHO. 284 00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:43,855 IS THIS A CUSTOMER OR A FRIEND? 285 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:46,938 NEITHER. JUST STOPPED BY FOR MY DAILY HELPING OF BILE. 286 00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:49,104 SO YOU BETTER GET BACK TO WORK AND QUIT GOOFING. 287 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,354 MRS. FINKLE SO HAS IT IN FOR YOU. 288 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,896 YOU WORK HERE? [Sighs Deeply] 289 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,771 YES. YES, I WORK HERE. 290 00:19:59,771 --> 00:20:02,729 BUT, UH, WHY? 291 00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,813 I'M TRYING TO BUY A DRESS. 292 00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:08,271 BUT DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE ALL THE DRESSES? 293 00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:11,438 I HAVE NOTHING, OK? NO DRESSES, 294 00:20:11,438 --> 00:20:13,438 NO CELL PHONE, NO CAR. 295 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,062 EVERYTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY... 296 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:18,187 BECAUSE DADDY MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE ON HIS TAXES... 297 00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:20,980 FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS. 298 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,021 SATISFIED? ARE YOU A HAPPY XANDER NOW? 299 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:25,813 I'M BROKE. 300 00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:29,729 I CAN'T GO TO ANY OF THE COLLEGES THAT ACCEPTED ME, 301 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,104 AND I CAN'T STAY HOME BECAUSE WE NO LONGER HAVE ONE. 302 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,896 UH, WOW. 303 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:39,104 YEAH, NEATO! 304 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,104 NOW YOU CAN RUN ALONG AND TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HOW CORDY FINALLY GOT HERS. 305 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:45,980 HOW SHE HAS TO WORK PART-TIME JUST TO GET A LOUSY PROM DRESS ON LAYAWAY! 306 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:50,312 AND HOW SHE HAS TO WEAR A NAME TAG. 307 00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:53,646 OH, I'M A NAME-TAG PERSON. DON'T LEAVE THAT OUT. 308 00:20:53,646 --> 00:20:55,813 THE STORY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE THE SAME PUNCH. 309 00:21:18,604 --> 00:21:20,438 [High-pitched humming] 310 00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:29,896 AND YOU SAY THE CREATURE JUST STOPPED? 311 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:31,521 YEAH. 312 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:32,896 RIGHT THERE. 313 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,896 SEE, IT'S LIKE HE JUST REALIZED... 314 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,354 HE FORGOT TO PUT MONEY IN THE METER OR SOMETHING. 315 00:21:37,354 --> 00:21:40,396 THE OTHER PART THAT TOTALLY WEIRDED ME OUT, THAT THING HAD GOOD TASTE. 316 00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:43,479 HE CHUCKED XANDER AND WENT RIGHT FOR THE FORMAL WEAR. 317 00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:47,062 THAT'S RIGHT. HE LEFT BEHIND HIS COPY OF MONSTER'S WEAR DAILY. 318 00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:50,354 I'M SERIOUS. LOOK AT THE OUTFIT THAT XANDER'S WEARING. 319 00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:53,062 NOW LOOK AT THE KID THAT THE MONSTER WENT AFTER. 320 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,938 VERY SMOOTH LINES, TILL HE WAS SHREDDED. [Tape Rewinds] 321 00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,896 I DON'T WANNA SEE IT AGAIN. 322 00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:02,479 BUFFY, I KNOW IT'S HORRIBLE, 323 00:22:02,479 --> 00:22:05,230 BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA HUNT THIS CREATURE, 324 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:07,938 YOU SHOULD STUDY IT. THINK I GOT IT. 325 00:22:07,938 --> 00:22:10,021 SHE'S RIGHT. I MEAN, 326 00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:13,438 YOU'VE SEEN ONE BIG HAIRY BRINGER OF DEATH, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL. 327 00:22:13,438 --> 00:22:14,813 NOT REALLY. 328 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:17,396 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THIS IS A HELLHOUND. 329 00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:20,646 YES. IT'S PARTICULARLY VICIOUS. 330 00:22:20,646 --> 00:22:24,146 IT'S A SORT OF A DEMON FOOT SOLDIER... 331 00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:27,938 BRED DURING THE MAHKASH WARS. 332 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:30,855 TRAINED SOLELY TO KILL, THEY... 333 00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:33,438 FEED OFF THE BRAINS OF THEIR FOES. 334 00:22:33,438 --> 00:22:36,021 - LOOK! RIGHT THERE! ZOOM IN ON THAT. - IT'S A VIDEOTAPE. 335 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,729 SO? THEY DO IT ON TELEVISION ALL THE TIME. 336 00:22:38,729 --> 00:22:40,438 NOT WITH A REGULAR VCR, THEY DON'T. 337 00:22:40,438 --> 00:22:43,771 PERHAPS WE COULD STAY ON THE TOPIC FOR ONCE. 338 00:22:43,771 --> 00:22:46,438 WHAT, UH, WERE YOU DOING WITH XANDER? 339 00:22:46,438 --> 00:22:47,980 CORDELIA: WHAT? 340 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,062 UM, I WAS-- 341 00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:53,479 BURNING A HOLE IN DADDY'S WALLET, AS USUAL. 342 00:22:53,479 --> 00:22:56,896 I JUST BUMPED INTO HER DURING MY TUXEDO HUNT. 343 00:22:58,062 --> 00:23:00,187 WHAT'S THAT? HEY, PAUSE IT. 344 00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:02,521 GUYS, IT'S JUST A NORMAL VCR. IT DOESN'T-- 345 00:23:02,521 --> 00:23:04,729 OH, WAIT. 346 00:23:04,729 --> 00:23:07,021 IT CAN DO PAUSE. 347 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,855 XANDER: HELLO, HELLHOUND RAISER. 348 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:13,479 OZ: "TUCKER WELLS." HE WAS IN MY CHEM LAB. 349 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,646 LET ME GUESS. HE WAS QUIET, KEPT TO HIMSELF, 350 00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:20,688 BUT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE A NICE YOUNG MAN. 351 00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:23,896 WELL, HE DIDN'T SEEM THE MURDEROUS TYPE, ANYWAY. 352 00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:25,980 SOMETHING MUST'VE HAPPENED TO HIM. 353 00:23:28,271 --> 00:23:30,896 HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE, BUFF? 354 00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:33,354 FINE. 355 00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:35,729 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR IMPERSONATION... 356 00:23:35,729 --> 00:23:38,021 OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT IS REALLY COMING ALONG. 357 00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:40,604 THANKS. 358 00:23:40,604 --> 00:23:44,062 OOH, OOH! I GOT INTO TUCKER'S E-MAIL ACCOUNT. 359 00:23:47,938 --> 00:23:50,354 LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE TUCKER SENT TO THIS KID... 360 00:23:50,354 --> 00:23:53,021 DAVID METZ AT SCHOOL LAST WEEK. 361 00:23:53,021 --> 00:23:55,813 "THE SUNNYDALE HIGH LEMMINGS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AWAITS THEM. 362 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:59,604 THEIR BIG NIGHT WILL BE THEIR LAST NIGHT." 363 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:03,396 SO WE HAVE A THREAT AGAINST THE STUDENTS ON THEIR BIG NIGHT, 364 00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:07,938 A HELLHOUND TRAINED TO ATTACK PEOPLE IN FORMAL WEAR-- 365 00:24:07,938 --> 00:24:11,312 OH. ARE WE ALL CATCHING UP NOW? 366 00:24:11,312 --> 00:24:14,688 THIS TUCKER IS PLANNING TO ATTACK THE PROM TONIGHT. 367 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:17,896 ONCE AGAIN THE HELLMOUTH PUTS THE SPECIAL IN SPECIAL OCCASION. 368 00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:20,688 WHY DO I EVEN BUY TICKETS FOR THESE THINGS, I ASK YOU? 369 00:24:20,688 --> 00:24:23,479 I WONDER IF I CAN TAKE MY DRESS BACK? 370 00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:26,646 - DON'T YOU DARE. - BUT TUCKER'S GONNA-- 371 00:24:26,646 --> 00:24:31,062 NO! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A PROM, THE KIND OF PROM THAT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE. 372 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:36,813 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL A NICE, FUN, NORMAL EVENING, 373 00:24:36,813 --> 00:24:40,104 IF I HAVE TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO DO IT. 374 00:24:42,187 --> 00:24:44,146 YAY? 375 00:24:47,271 --> 00:24:48,938 OK, WES, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO TUCKER'S HOUSE? 376 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:51,062 HE'S PROBABLY NOT THERE, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 377 00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:53,563 ALL RIGHT. PERHAPS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS-- 378 00:24:53,563 --> 00:24:55,646 YOU CAN TAKE CORDY. 379 00:24:55,646 --> 00:24:57,771 IF THAT'S YOUR PLAN, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 380 00:24:57,771 --> 00:25:00,271 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? 381 00:25:00,271 --> 00:25:02,646 OZ, YOU SAID YOU KNOW THIS DAVID KID THAT TUCKER E-MAILED? 382 00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:04,187 WHY DON'T YOU AND WIL TRACK HIM DOWN, 383 00:25:04,187 --> 00:25:06,062 SEE WHAT HE KNOWS, IF HE'S INVOLVED. 384 00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:09,729 - WE'RE ON IT. - AND COULD YOU TWO CHECK THE MAGIC SHOP? 385 00:25:09,729 --> 00:25:13,021 - MAGIC SHOP? - IT'S NEXT TO THE DRESS STORE ON MAIN. 386 00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:16,396 I CAN SWING THAT ONE. WHAT'S THE MISSION? 387 00:25:16,396 --> 00:25:19,229 SEE IF ANYONE'S BEEN IN BUYING SUPPLIES TO RAISE A HELLHOUND. 388 00:25:19,229 --> 00:25:21,479 GOT YA. OR CHECK AND SEE... 389 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,604 WHO'S BEEN STOCKING UP ON HELLHOUND SNAUSAGES. 390 00:25:23,604 --> 00:25:25,896 I HEAR THOSE PUPS DO ANYTHING FOR A TASTY TREAT. 391 00:25:27,813 --> 00:25:30,187 GILES, YOU SAY THIS THING EATS BRAINS. 392 00:25:30,187 --> 00:25:31,813 ANY BRAINS? 393 00:25:31,813 --> 00:25:34,230 UM, I SUPPOSE-- 394 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:37,021 THEN TUCKER MUST BE FEEDING IT, RIGHT? 395 00:25:37,021 --> 00:25:41,187 YEAH, YEAH. THIS KID ORDERS COW BRAINS A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK. 396 00:25:41,187 --> 00:25:45,521 OH, UH, IT GOES TO THIS ADDRESS. 397 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:49,146 GOOD LUCK. HE'S A WEIRD KID. 398 00:25:49,146 --> 00:25:51,688 THANKS. THANKS A LOT. 399 00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:13,187 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 400 00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:15,896 HELLO TO YOU TOO. 401 00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:18,896 SORRY, I-- I'M JUST SURPRISED. 402 00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:22,896 ME TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHY, THOUGH. 403 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:25,896 I MEAN, WHERE DID I THINK YOU GET YOUR BLOOD, McPLASMA'S? 404 00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:34,312 - HOW ARE YOU? - RIGHT AS RAIN. 405 00:26:34,312 --> 00:26:36,396 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 406 00:26:37,938 --> 00:26:39,688 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 407 00:26:39,688 --> 00:26:42,271 I CAN LIE TO YOU IF I WANT TO NOW. 408 00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:45,187 - WE'RE EX, REMEMBER? - IF IT MEANS ANYTHING, I MISS YOU. 409 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,479 CAN WE NOT, PLEASE? 410 00:26:48,479 --> 00:26:53,229 WHEN I THINK ABOUT US, I HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO SORT OF GO CATATONIC, 411 00:26:53,229 --> 00:26:55,604 AND I REALLY CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 412 00:26:55,604 --> 00:26:58,312 I'VE GOTTA STOP A CRAZY FROM PULLING A CARRIE AT THE PROM. 413 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,855 YOU'RE STILL PLANNING TO GO? 414 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:05,813 STRICTLY IN A CHAPERONE CAPACITY, BUT IT'S FINE. 415 00:27:05,813 --> 00:27:09,813 I MEAN, I'M COOL WITH GOING STAG. 416 00:27:09,813 --> 00:27:14,146 I'M OVER THE WHOLE "BUFFY GETS ONE PERFECT HIGH-SCHOOL MOMENT" THING, 417 00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:16,813 BUT I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA LET SOME SUBHUMAN RUIN IT... 418 00:27:16,813 --> 00:27:18,938 FOR THE REST OF THE SENIOR CLASS. 419 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,688 LET ME HELP YOU. I'M OK. 420 00:27:21,688 --> 00:27:23,688 IF YOU EVER NEED MY HELP-- LOOK, I GOT IT. 421 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:30,271 THANKS. 422 00:27:43,938 --> 00:27:46,230 HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR DRESS. 423 00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:48,230 AREN'T YOU WEARING IT TONIGHT? 424 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:52,021 AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVEN'T FINISHED PAYING FOR IT YET. 425 00:27:52,021 --> 00:27:53,938 WELL, SOMEBODY DID. 426 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:56,438 WHAT? WHO? 427 00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,021 ZEROES ALL AROUND, BUFF. SORRY. 428 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:13,230 MAKE NOT WITH THE LONG FACES. I GOT THE ADDRESS. 429 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,354 THE PROM STARTS IN A LITTLE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO ON, 430 00:28:15,354 --> 00:28:17,896 AND I WILL CATCH UP AS SOON AS I PUT A LID ON THIS JERK. 431 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:21,146 WHAT? NO WAY. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU, BUFF. 432 00:28:21,146 --> 00:28:23,230 BUFFY, THEY'RE RIGHT. YOU NEED-- 433 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,146 TO SEE TAILLIGHTS. HIT THE DOOR. 434 00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:28,104 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. BUFFY, IT MAKES SENSE TO-- 435 00:28:28,104 --> 00:28:31,521 HAVE... A NICE TIME. 436 00:28:32,604 --> 00:28:34,521 OK, THEN. SEE YA. 437 00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:40,604 I WANT YOU AT THE GYM. KEEP AN EYE ON THEM TILL I GET THERE. 438 00:28:42,229 --> 00:28:44,896 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE BEING RATHER RASH. 439 00:28:46,396 --> 00:28:49,396 FINDING AN ADDRESS HARDLY ADDS UP TO CASE CLOSED. 440 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,062 LOOK, IT'S DONE. 441 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,521 YOU WANNA GO AFTER THEM AND TELL THEM THEY CAN'T GO? 442 00:28:53,521 --> 00:28:57,312 THAT ALL OF THEIR PLANNING AND DREAMING WAS FOR NOTHING? 443 00:28:57,312 --> 00:29:00,312 THAT THEY CAN'T SPEND TONIGHT WITH THEIR HONEYS OF ALL NIGHTS? 444 00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:02,021 [Sets Down Bow] 445 00:29:08,354 --> 00:29:10,646 ANGEL'S NOT TAKING YOU, IS HE? 446 00:29:13,188 --> 00:29:16,354 ANGEL'S LEAVING ME. HE'S LEAVING TOWN. 447 00:29:19,438 --> 00:29:21,021 BUFFY, I'M SORRY. 448 00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:28,187 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 449 00:29:28,187 --> 00:29:31,062 UM, I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SORT OF THING... 450 00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:34,021 REQUIRES ICE CREAM OF SOME KIND. 451 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:38,146 ICE CREAM WILL COME. 452 00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:40,688 FIRST, I WANNA TAKE OUT PSYCHO BOY. 453 00:29:40,688 --> 00:29:42,438 YOU SURE? 454 00:29:42,438 --> 00:29:46,104 GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A SLAYER-- KICKING ASS IS COMFORT FOOD. 455 00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:54,021 [Dance Music Plays] 456 00:30:04,146 --> 00:30:07,271 SO SHE WISHED HER HUSBAND'S HEAD WOULD EXPLODE, WHICH WAS GREAT, 457 00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:10,104 EXCEPT WE WERE STANDING THREE FEET FROM HIM AT THE TIME. 458 00:30:10,104 --> 00:30:12,354 WHAT A MESS. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, DURING THE PLAGUE, 459 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:15,146 IT WAS ALWAYS PARTS FALLING OFF, BUT... 460 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,980 THAT GOT PRETTY OLD SINCE REALLY THEY PRETTY MUCH WERE ANYWAY, AND-- 461 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,187 THE RENAISSANCE, THAT WAS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. 462 00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:22,229 I MUST SAY, THIS IS ALL RATHER ODD TO ME. 463 00:30:22,229 --> 00:30:25,187 OH YES. BEING AT AN ALL-MALE PREPARATORY, 464 00:30:25,187 --> 00:30:27,104 WE DIDN'T GO IN FOR THIS SORT OF THING. 465 00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:29,521 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 466 00:30:29,521 --> 00:30:32,104 UNLESS YOU COUNT THE NIGHTS YOU MADE THE LOWERCLASSMEN... 467 00:30:32,104 --> 00:30:34,312 GET UP AS GIRLS AND WATCHED THEM-- 468 00:30:37,229 --> 00:30:39,187 DIP IS TASTY, ISN'T IT? 469 00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:48,229 [Coughs] 470 00:30:51,521 --> 00:30:53,771 SALSA'S HOT. 471 00:30:59,146 --> 00:31:00,354 VERY HOT. 472 00:31:26,271 --> 00:31:29,146 WE GOT IN. MAYBE WE SHOULD DANCE... 473 00:31:29,146 --> 00:31:32,146 BEFORE WE GET BESIEGED, BEDEVILED OR BEHEADED OR SOMETHING. 474 00:31:32,146 --> 00:31:34,229 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 475 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:36,146 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE NERVOUS? 476 00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:38,229 YOU THINK BUFFY'S GONNA LET US DOWN? 477 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,646 WANNA ENJOY SOME PUNCH? YES. 478 00:31:51,312 --> 00:31:54,062 MAY I SAY YOU LOOK... SMASHING? 479 00:31:55,438 --> 00:31:57,312 IT'S A START. 480 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:03,187 SO THEN THIS ONE TIME, A GIRL WISHED THAT HER EX WOULD CANNIBALIZE HIMSELF. 481 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,688 EVEN I HAD A HARD TIME WATCHING THAT ONE. 482 00:32:05,688 --> 00:32:07,896 CORDELIA. WESLEY. 483 00:32:07,896 --> 00:32:09,896 MY GOD IN HEAVEN, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 484 00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:12,229 HOW ARE YOU BOTH? AND DETAILS, PLEASE. 485 00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:15,438 - VERY WELL, THANK YOU. - YES, THANK YOU. 486 00:32:15,438 --> 00:32:18,229 IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 487 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:20,479 WELL, DUH! 488 00:32:55,271 --> 00:32:57,438 YOU READY TO GO-- SORRY. NEW PLAN! 489 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:02,312 - THE PROM'S A GO, AND YOU'RE PATHETIC. - MAYBE. 490 00:33:05,104 --> 00:33:07,396 MAYBE NOT. 491 00:33:11,855 --> 00:33:13,813 SO THAT'S HOW YOU DID IT? 492 00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:16,563 THAT'S HOW YOU BRAINWASHED THE HOUNDS TO GO PSYCHO ON PROM? 493 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:18,729 NEAT, HUH? I DON'T GET IT. 494 00:33:18,729 --> 00:33:22,271 WHAT KIND OF SICKO WANTS TO DESTROY THE HAPPIEST NIGHT OF A SENIOR'S LIFE? 495 00:33:22,271 --> 00:33:24,729 I HAVE MY REASONS. 496 00:33:24,729 --> 00:33:27,104 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME? NO. 497 00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:31,354 WHATEVER. EVERY MALADJUST HAS HIS REASONS. 498 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:33,479 LUCKILY FOR ME, YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT MALADJUST. 499 00:33:39,646 --> 00:33:42,146 UP. OK. 500 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:44,938 NOW I'M GONNA LOCK YOU IN HERE, AND I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 19-- 501 00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:48,396 GOTTA HAVE A REDUNDANCY SYSTEM. 502 00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:51,938 ANY "INCOMPETENT" KNOWS THAT. 503 00:33:51,938 --> 00:33:56,438 MY THREE FIERCEST BABIES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO THE DANCE RIGHT NOW. 504 00:33:56,438 --> 00:33:59,104 YOU THINK FORMAL WEAR MAKES THEM CRAZY? 505 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:01,604 WAIT TILL THEY SEE THE MIRROR BALL. 506 00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:12,021 [Growling] 507 00:34:14,021 --> 00:34:16,104 [Yelps] 508 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,563 THAT'S RIGHT. FOLLOW BUFFY. GOOD DOGS. 509 00:34:34,521 --> 00:34:37,521 [Prom Goers Yell As Song Plays] 510 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:43,813 OH, COME ON. THAT SONG SUCKS. 511 00:35:07,604 --> 00:35:09,354 GET BACK! 512 00:35:16,187 --> 00:35:18,104 [Neck Snaps] 513 00:35:21,479 --> 00:35:22,896 BATHROOM? 514 00:35:25,146 --> 00:35:27,146 TH-TH-TH-TH-- 515 00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:29,062 YOU'RE WELCOME. 516 00:35:32,146 --> 00:35:33,771 EWW. 517 00:36:33,229 --> 00:36:34,855 BUFFY, YOU LOOK AWESOME. 518 00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:36,187 SO DO YOU. 519 00:36:36,187 --> 00:36:38,271 EVERYTHING COOL? 520 00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:41,271 COOLEST. DEVIL DOGS ARE HISTORY. HOW'S THE PROM? 521 00:36:41,271 --> 00:36:44,896 STRANGELY AFFECTING. I GOT ALL TEARED UP WHEN THEY PLAYED "WE ARE FAMILY." 522 00:36:44,896 --> 00:36:46,312 EVERYTHING'S PERFECT. 523 00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,396 [Whistling And Applause] 524 00:36:50,938 --> 00:36:52,980 AND THE AWARD FOR SUNNYDALE HIGH'S... 525 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:57,146 CLASS CLOWN FOR 1999 GOES TO... JACK MAYHEW. 526 00:37:04,479 --> 00:37:08,396 PLEASE! ANYBODY CAN BE A PROP CLASS CLOWN. 527 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:11,271 YOU KNOW, NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR THESE THINGS ARE FUNNY. 528 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:31,729 WE HAVE ONE MORE AWARD TO GIVE OUT. 529 00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:34,479 IS BUFFY SUMMERS HERE TONIGHT? 530 00:37:35,563 --> 00:37:37,938 D-DID SHE, UM-- 531 00:37:41,938 --> 00:37:44,104 THIS IS ACTUALLY A NEW CATEGORY. 532 00:37:45,479 --> 00:37:47,271 FIRST TIME EVER. 533 00:37:47,271 --> 00:37:50,104 I GUESS THERE WERE A LOT OF WRITE-IN BALLOTS. 534 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:55,354 UM, WELL, THE PROM COMMITTEE ASKED ME TO-TO READ THIS. 535 00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:01,646 "WE'RE NOT GOOD FRIENDS. 536 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:05,271 "MOST OF US NEVER FOUND THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 537 00:38:05,271 --> 00:38:08,312 "BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU. 538 00:38:08,312 --> 00:38:10,229 "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT MUCH, 539 00:38:10,229 --> 00:38:12,312 "BUT IT'S NO SECRET THAT SUNNYDALE HIGH... 540 00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:15,021 "ISN'T REALLY LIKE OTHER HIGH SCHOOLS. 541 00:38:15,021 --> 00:38:17,230 A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE." 542 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:19,021 - STUDENT ON FLOOR: ZOMBIES! - HYENA PEOPLE! 543 00:38:19,021 --> 00:38:20,146 THIRD STUDENT: SNYDER! 544 00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:29,021 "BUT WHENEVER THERE WAS A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING CREEPY HAPPENED, 545 00:38:29,021 --> 00:38:31,104 "YOU SEEMED TO SHOW UP AND STOP IT. 546 00:38:31,104 --> 00:38:34,396 "MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE HAVE BEEN SAVED BY YOU... 547 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,604 "OR HELPED BY YOU AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. 548 00:38:37,604 --> 00:38:40,312 "WE'RE PROUD TO SAY THAT THE CLASS OF '99... 549 00:38:40,312 --> 00:38:43,312 "HAS THE LOWEST MORTALITY RATE OF ANY GRADUATING CLASS... 550 00:38:43,312 --> 00:38:45,230 "IN SUNNYDALE HISTORY. 551 00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:55,771 "AND WE KNOW AT LEAST PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE OF YOU. 552 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:59,604 "SO THE SENIOR CLASS OFFERS ITS THANKS... 553 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:03,354 AND GIVES YOU, UH, UH, THIS." 554 00:39:11,230 --> 00:39:13,312 IT'S FROM ALL OF US. 555 00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:15,438 AND IT HAS WRITTEN HERE-- 556 00:39:15,438 --> 00:39:16,521 "BUFFY SUMMERS, 557 00:39:17,771 --> 00:39:19,563 CLASS PROTECTOR." 558 00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:21,563 [Applause] 559 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,312 [Slow Dance Music Plays] 560 00:40:08,646 --> 00:40:10,271 MR. GILES. 561 00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:15,396 I'D LIKE YOUR OPINION. 562 00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:20,479 WHILE THE LAST THING I WISH TO DO IS MODEL BAD BEHAVIOR... 563 00:40:20,479 --> 00:40:23,104 IN FRONT OF IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH, 564 00:40:23,104 --> 00:40:25,729 I WONDER IF ASKING MISS CHASE TO DANCE-- 565 00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:29,396 FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN, SHE'S 18, 566 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,980 AND YOU HAVE THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF A BLUEBERRY SCONE. 567 00:40:33,479 --> 00:40:37,062 JUST HAVE AT IT, WOULD YOU? AND STOP FLUTTERING ABOUT. 568 00:40:38,062 --> 00:40:39,646 RIGHT, THEN. 569 00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:42,980 THANKS FOR THAT. 570 00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:13,312 THIS ISN'T BAD. 571 00:41:35,521 --> 00:41:37,438 YOU DID GOOD WORK TONIGHT, BUFFY. 572 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,855 AND I GOT A LITTLE TOY SURPRISE. 573 00:41:40,855 --> 00:41:42,104 HEH HEH. YES. 574 00:41:42,104 --> 00:41:45,104 I HAD NO IDEA THAT CHILDREN-- EN MASSE-- 575 00:41:45,104 --> 00:41:47,062 COULD BE... GRACIOUS. 576 00:41:48,229 --> 00:41:51,271 EVERY NOW AND THEN, PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU. 577 00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:54,646 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 578 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,563 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D COME. 579 00:42:32,563 --> 00:42:35,354 IT'S A BIG NIGHT. I DIDN'T WANNA MISS IT. 580 00:42:38,896 --> 00:42:41,062 IT'S JUST TONIGHT. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT-- 581 00:42:41,062 --> 00:42:42,604 I KNOW. 582 00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:46,563 I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND. 583 00:42:49,563 --> 00:42:51,479 WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME? 584 00:44:21,896 --> 00:44:24,312 GRR! ARRGH!